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Speaker 1: I know, but don't worry a little pop tart. God

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Speaker 1: antique store? Oh okay, little lady, all right, let me

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Speaker 1: it's a vintage rickety sleigh chip. Do you have any

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Speaker 1: it and it can actually be a door knocker. It's

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Speaker 1: a sleigh door knocker, you know what. I always carry

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Speaker 1: I think was used by the Confederate Army. This would

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Speaker 1: little Jojo, what do you think about this cannon from

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Speaker 1: the Spanish American War? It looks to be in full

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Speaker 1: operational capacity. God, you have the darnest, craziest ideas in

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Speaker 1: because I have some goats to pick up later. Hot

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Speaker 1: we've got books on a bottle of wine to kill it.

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Speaker 1: It's books. It's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoirs, Martini. Clebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club,

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Speaker 1: tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No boys

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Speaker 1: book Club. Buzz man I brought the queer fow. Hey,

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Speaker 1: best friends, so good to see you. It's so good

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Speaker 1: to reunite with good old friends over a cool glass

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Speaker 1: of sweet tea or, in my case, a nice zero

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Speaker 1: diet beverages coke served me is very Millennia. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: I think that first sip feeling, yeahoth they can it

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Speaker 1: Mark d Agustino. It is a with let us, let

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Speaker 1: Coast Editor at Large Mark magasins r. Markd Agustino. We're

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh no, I like the twins from Seattle

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Speaker 1: buying so many candles in the background and they're talking

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Speaker 1: about their pre marital counselor slash mentor which is also

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Speaker 1: in the book that they talk about the Yeah, but

426
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Speaker 1: they go more to it. So basically like this is

427
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Speaker 1: so Christian and sane. They found like an older couple

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Speaker 1: who they really trust and had pre marriage counseling sessions

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Speaker 1: with them, I mean, but also honestly Christian, Like I

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Speaker 1: think that is a really good idea. Yeah, just get

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Speaker 1: on the same page about values. It was just in

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Speaker 1: the way she said it, like like it wasn't She

433
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Speaker 1: was just like seeing we had our precred our premoral counsel,

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Speaker 1: you know, kind of like a mentor, really a marriage mentor.

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Speaker 1: And they suggested you go six months without TV and

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Speaker 1: make sure that you can really talk to each other

437
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Speaker 1: and really sensations. And I mean that is a really

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Speaker 1: day and age, who three weeks into a relationship are

440
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Speaker 1: already just like netflix out and just like have nothing

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Speaker 1: to say to each other. And then they think like

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Speaker 1: there's a basis relationship, but it's actually you just have

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Speaker 1: someone to like watch TV with exactly. So I do

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Speaker 1: think that's a good idea that the couple should tries

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Speaker 1: watching two apps. I do think they kind of like

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00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: hate each other now and it's so crazy in business

481
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: and like it's all smiles and like because their whole

482
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Speaker 1: thing on the camera's her eye roll and being like Chip,

483
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. And I do wonder at this

484
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: point though, like is she really gonna kill him? And

485
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Speaker 1: I heard it's rumored that there's one artisan she goes

486
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: to that's featured heavily on the show. That is her type,

487
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: but she says quiet and brunette because Chips. She says

488
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: it was not her type talkative and like redheaded blonde. Yeah,

489
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Speaker 1: and that part's safe. And she was just like I

490
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: never thought my type was brown haired guys who were

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Speaker 1: steady and quiet. And he's like be more Baylor than

492
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Speaker 1: just being like I never thought I wouldn't date a

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Speaker 1: guy who didn't have brown hair. It's like what and

494
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: he's like and I thought I was going to date

495
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: a cheerleader. And then like also they are doing this

496
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 1: insane like straight Texas Christians think she's fucking this right,

497
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: so I've heard that she's like fucking this Blacksmith. It

498
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: could also be, you know, an emotional affair. Oh yes,

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00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: I know that familiar maybe and maybe there was a kiss,

500
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 1: like I do still think like Chip and Joanna like

501
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: do fuck well. I mean she's always just been like

502
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Speaker 1: I loved how he just makes decisions and um is

503
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: the braun and the muscle, and it's always this thing

504
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: where you're like he's the man, he's the top, like

505
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: he's dumb, he's doing things, he's he's like a chaotic top,

506
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: like he was always to their first date and like,

507
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: but somehow he was charming and like her and like

508
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: her friends were just like crying and trying undresses, like

509
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Speaker 1: why is he so late? And then he shows up

510
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: and she was like and within five minutes he had

511
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: charmed the pants on. Somehow he had charmed me. And

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Speaker 1: it's like, okay, somewhere I was obsessed with their proposal.

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00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: The proposal. Yeah. He brings her to his hometown mall

514
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: lights off, and then she's like, where are we going?

515
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: And then he gets on a uney. I think he

516
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: must have dropped something. And then he proposes, and then

517
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: she's like, why are we in this hallway? And then

518
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: he opens the door to the hallway and they're in

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Speaker 1: a jeweler. I feel like they aren't like a close

520
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: down like they sound very framing ham like strip mall yeah,

521
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: smaller strip mall yeah. So right, it's like this closed

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Speaker 1: down jewelers and he's like, pick something, and then like

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Speaker 1: they talk back to each other, like pick something like

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Speaker 1: that's worth eighty dollars, and so she picks out a

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00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: ring and then obviously like their whole family's waiting for them,

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00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: and then there's yet another like door on the opperside

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Speaker 1: of the jewelers, and there's like another section of the

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00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: strip mall, and then her own family's there and so

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00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: much celebration, and then like on their twelfth anniversary, like

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Speaker 1: they invite the jeweler to one of their silos slash

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Speaker 1: home renovation projects, and he comes like with diamonds, right

532
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: with this like full like velvet pillow full of diamond

533
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: because he's like, I'm finally gonna give you a bigger diamond.

534
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: And I got there and he was waiting on our

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Speaker 1: porch and I said, no, Jim, I'm sorry, but you're

536
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Speaker 1: not going to make the sale today because the diamond

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00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: I got from Chip on our proposal is perfect just

538
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Speaker 1: the way it is. I don't need a new diamond.

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Speaker 1: I'm very much like every other Christian book. It's like

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Speaker 1: everything is a sign, everything is something that's meant to be. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's get into way it should be. So there's Magnolias

542
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Speaker 1: Shop and then there's Magnolia Homes, and Magnolias Shop is

543
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: like her shop of like redone baskets and axes and slaves,

544
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: and she gets a sign from God that's as open

545
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Speaker 1: a store, so she opens it yea, and that at

546
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Speaker 1: one point it's actually a voice, remember, And it's the

547
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Speaker 1: same voice that tells her Chips the guy she's going

548
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Speaker 1: to marry. And it's also the same voice that later

549
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: tells her it's time to close this store, and the

550
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: same voice that later tells her it's actually time to

551
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: reopen your store. It's like, huh, this voice is really

552
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: obsessed with your story. Yeah, it's really I listened to

553
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: the little voices, but it's just like I'm sorry, but

554
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: like I'm coined bullshit. It's like it's so easy to

555
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: say retroactively look at just like a big turning point

556
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: in your life and being like told me to do this.

557
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: It's just like, do you mean when people say a voice,

558
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: it's like you mean your thoughts? Like, yeah, I hear

559
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: a voice in my head too. It's like thinking, sorry,

560
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: literally think much. No, It's very It's like the equivalent

561
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: of like ADHD people just being like, oh, you know

562
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: you have ADHD when you're like thinking about a movie

563
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: you want to watch while you're at the doctors, and

564
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: it's just like that's a thought, that is a thought,

565
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: and then you check your phone and then you start

566
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: eating and you're like, again, the body a couple of

567
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: things that I wanted to get into. I felt like

568
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: this was also yet another example of straight people like

569
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: not knowing each other really well because they don't have

570
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,239
Speaker 1: a TV. And I thought we just talked about how

571
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: they talk all night, I know, and they actually I

572
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: totally okay, but because the moment that maybe think is

573
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: when they're at their wedding, and she was just like,

574
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: not that they don't know each other, but that they

575
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: just like don't have anything in common that they're just like,

576
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: so well, that's that's what they say the whole time,

577
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: which is why they're so horny. Because she was because

578
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: she was just like and at our wedding, like he

579
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: had a set of twins in his party, and I

580
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: had a set of twins in my brain. Isn't oh yeah,

581
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: She was like, isn't that a sign that we're so

582
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: can like we actually the same values? Yeah, you're like,

583
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: what You're like, I don't know. I mean, I guess

584
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,239
Speaker 1: that's interesting, but it's just like a it's just like

585
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: so random to be like I didn't like meet anyone

586
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: that he knew until the wedding and be that you

587
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: think that that is like so reflective of your personality

588
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: that you both happen to know twins. Yes, I fully

589
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 1: agree with them that where it's like they haven't and

590
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: each other's friends that they have and just like a

591
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: more like passing man. She's like, hey, buddy, old Geean's

592
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: waving to them, and then they like, you know, go

593
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: their separase. It's also so straight to think actually that

594
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: they're so different. She's like, we were so different. Ship

595
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: was from this town in Texas and I was actually

596
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: from a little bit more of a suburban town in Texas.

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00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: I usually date guys who are brunettes, and Ship kind

598
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: of has red hair. My dad was a little higher

599
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: up at Firestone and his parents were like a little

600
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: bit poorer, And you're kind of like, but then his

601
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: dad did get that that really high pain job working

602
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: for American Airline, Yeah, in Dallas, and you're kind of like, oh, like,

603
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure, like that town is really different. I know, Texas,

604
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: it's a really big state. And again, if you are

605
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: from Wake out called me out for being, like, you know,

606
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: Framingham is obviously a lot different than Somerville. If you know,

607
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: if we were to get into town stuff, but it's like,

608
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't. I wouldn't, just like we're so different.

609
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 1: He's from Somerville, and yet we're also really really different.

610
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: And you're always being so Joanna, just being like it's

611
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 1: so I am crazy, who are you in this book?

612
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm joining? I got okay back to them to their

613
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: values though, and what's more, times they're from I do

614
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: feel like, Okay, they're both obviously so farm filled, and

615
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: like she's so farm filled, and like they buy that

616
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: farm later that they redo and we're around the same

617
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: time that they're getting the TV show and then the

618
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: whole Magnolia esthetic is like the silos and all the

619
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: barn doors and like barn barn, barn barn barn. Like

620
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: they talked about how on their honeymoon, which by the way,

621
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: was a road trip from New York City to Maine,

622
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: and they were like just driving around up state without

623
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: Google Maps, and then they went to Maine and then

624
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: did you see note that part though, they realized that

625
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: they were kind of done with their road trip and

626
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: they got to Boston, they're like, okay, we're out of

627
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: money and like farms, Yeah, it's time to let's wrap

628
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: it up all Honeymoons and in Boston. Imagine. So I

629
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: feel like she is I'm calling it it's suburban cottage

630
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: core because it's like she's she says she's a and

631
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: like she's horny for silos in her childhood. Yeah, because

632
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: friends go to her house and they're like, oh my god,

633
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: this is so amazing. And she goes to her farm

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Speaker 1: friends house and she's like, let's play in the silos.

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Speaker 1: Let's play in the silos. So it's like she is

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Speaker 1: just kind of like every like cottage core girl who's

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Speaker 1: like nap dress, so nap dressed. I saw so many

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Speaker 1: nap dresses. And we will get into that the VIP

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Speaker 1: Lounge but in Southampton. But she's just like the Texas

640
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: suburban version of that. Like she doesn't actually have this

641
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Speaker 1: like farm background other than like knowing people who've had

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Speaker 1: farms and scene farms and been like so they are

643
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Speaker 1: totally different. And Chip is like does have a lawn

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Speaker 1: irrigation business and like buying random houses in Waco and

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Speaker 1: turning them into Baylor student housing. Yeah, I mean he

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Speaker 1: has been more of like a he was already flipping

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Speaker 1: and being more of a kind of just like a

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Speaker 1: real like town developer, like buying up like big parcels

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Speaker 1: of land and like thinking of himself and more of

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Speaker 1: the kind of like I'm going to remake this town's

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Speaker 1: image kind of way right, and being a little more

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Speaker 1: revitalizing downtown. And like she being so like and because

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Speaker 1: he was, like she's always talking about like how proud

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Speaker 1: he was to like make friends with all the local kids,

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Speaker 1: and we all gave the local kids jobs like cleaning

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Speaker 1: up the shop. And he would drive his truckt around

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Speaker 1: and with the dogs and know everyone in the town

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Speaker 1: and like you know, he was he was like he

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Speaker 1: was a mayor of Third Street. Yeah, and she's being

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Speaker 1: very like the Golden rule, like Chip, he may be crazy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he is the Golden rule. Like he gives a

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Speaker 1: homeless guy like a job. Yeah, when we were all sketched. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: basically like she's always just been like I was really

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Speaker 1: sketched by like random homeless people and just like teens

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Speaker 1: and Waco, and he was nice to them and talked

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Speaker 1: to everyone the same way, so the ones. So the

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Speaker 1: first place they redo together, like she was not she

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Speaker 1: was just going to work her way up at Firestone,

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Speaker 1: like she didn't know. But then she started sketching, and

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Speaker 1: he was like, damn, chippitty Joe, you got some good sketches.

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Speaker 1: And then she gets more into it. And I remember

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Speaker 1: in one of their first renovations, they're like putting in

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Speaker 1: grout and he paints the grout maroon. Do you remember

674
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Speaker 1: that part in the book? Yeah, in the book, he

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Speaker 1: paints the grout maroon, and she like flips out at

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Speaker 1: him and starts screaming at him. I mean, that's the worst.

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Speaker 1: How ugly, you know. So it's like paint it so

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Speaker 1: it looks like it's rested and dirty. Yeah, that's insane.

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00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: And the grout, I think it was white tile maroon grout. Scary. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's a straight guy. She flipped out as she should,

681
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: and he started over because that, I'll say it, in

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Speaker 1: this Christian household, that pussy is too good. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: that that that pussy be slapping, I think, yeah, yeah,

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00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, when I think about other

685
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Speaker 1: design couples and like the Taric and Christina whatever, like

686
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Speaker 1: all the guys are usually a lot more toxic, right,

687
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Speaker 1: Like he's kind of non toxic in this way. No,

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Speaker 1: Like he is pretty like slap happy and kind of

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Speaker 1: like obsessed with her and like is always showing up

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Speaker 1: with like thirty bunnies. Yeah, yeah, he's buying stuff. But wait,

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Speaker 1: can I read you this one? Grown? Yeah. Gaines revealed

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Speaker 1: in a blog that she isn't Native American like some

693
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Speaker 1: viewers had speculated. I love hearing all the gases about

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Speaker 1: my ethnicity. Although I did play Pocohonas in high school,

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Speaker 1: I'm not Native American. My father is lebanis half German,

696
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Speaker 1: and my mother's full career. But I love hearing gas.

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00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: I love hearing gases than I did play Pocohonas. But

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Speaker 1: I do feel like she is. I feel like she's

699
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Speaker 1: definitely kind of rolling with the slight Native American thing

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, she because they are in like Waco,

701
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,439
Speaker 1: so she'll be like Shell will use like a tex

702
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: style and her style in the show, she's always wearing

703
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: like leather feather earrings and like a subtle like a

704
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,479
Speaker 1: turquoise accent, very just like which is Texas style, which

705
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Speaker 1: is Texas. But I feel like her, she's like, do

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Speaker 1: eat it just enough to be like and if you

707
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Speaker 1: think I'm a market yeah that's that's fine. I'm gonna

708
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Speaker 1: roll with it. Just in the kind of that like

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Speaker 1: when jay Loo is like, if you think I'm playing

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Speaker 1: Italian right now, or if you think I'm Chilean yeah,

711
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Speaker 1: or the you know, or there are on a grande

712
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Speaker 1: just like she's Latina. You need her to need her

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Speaker 1: to be at this moment. Okay, wait, let's do some

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Speaker 1: spoken word. Let's just some sken word. UM. So this

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Speaker 1: is going to be a new maybe one time segment,

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Speaker 1: but maybe we'll just a segment when we want to

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Speaker 1: do Yeah, Okay, I love that no rules segment um

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Speaker 1: that you maybe remember from our Live eleanor Roosevelt episode

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Speaker 1: New York City. But we're gonna read the notes that

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Speaker 1: we prepared for the book as spoken word. Please welcome

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Speaker 1: to this stage in New York Ricken Poets Cafe for

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Speaker 1: the first time, seven time winner of the Edgar Allan

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Speaker 1: Jean Award, two time recipient of the Dacastino Prize. Please

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Speaker 1: welcome Poet Laureate of Ditmas Park, Lily Morata Moose their

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Speaker 1: first date at the Big Steakhouse Going Broke in Boston.

726
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: I wasn't into redheads, Chip is crazy behind a mouse,

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00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: marriage or mortgage. They really spent their whole honeymoon going

728
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Speaker 1: to see Barnes the Drake Honeymoon Love how the first

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Speaker 1: half is about her internship Page forty four. I love

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Speaker 1: broad cast media. I've been praying about giving you the store.

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Speaker 1: TFW you find a wicker sleigh, maroon grout. No TV

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Speaker 1: marriage counseling. Don't be afraid to think outside the box.

733
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Speaker 1: I know, but I prayed about as I said, as

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Speaker 1: I prayed about it the way we love HGTV. Our

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Speaker 1: big sheet came from the heart. Be Hornier for silos,

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Speaker 1: Chip and Producer came up with the sheet. Stop editing yourself,

737
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: chipcording the Bible again? One sixteen subway tile. She's always listening.

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Speaker 1: No TV marriage counseling. Wow, wow, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I would like to introduce man who taught me poetry

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Speaker 1: when I was nothing. He gave me five dollars for

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Speaker 1: butter on a rollhod aboudega on a hot coffee black

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Speaker 1: with three sugars. Welcome to the stage, Stephen Philip's, Horst, Baylor,

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Speaker 1: Colms Major. They're kids' names. I'm staying in Waco until

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Speaker 1: God makes it clear it's time to move on. He

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00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: shaved his head to support his friend with cancer, leaves

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Speaker 1: his keys in the car, sow me the proposal straight.

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Speaker 1: People do not know each other. We both had twins

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Speaker 1: in our wedding party. My dad worked his way up

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Speaker 1: the corporate ladder at Firestone. She's sort of farm pilled.

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Speaker 1: They're both a bit farm dolazal suburban cottage core. Okay,

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Speaker 1: she's me in turning at forty eight hours. This arrest

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Speaker 1: is that what makes you a cab? I married someone

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Speaker 1: with a law and irrigation business. Half Korean her race.

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Speaker 1: People think that saying you know when your parents say

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Speaker 1: they're disappointed is their unique observation. Her classic design philosophy

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Speaker 1: old is beautiful, subway tile is timeless, the hypocrisy strict parents.

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Speaker 1: People don't like to shop at a mall with only

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Speaker 1: one store, or eat at a food court with only

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Speaker 1: one restaurant. You can't chase the pinterest fantasy. You can't

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Speaker 1: wait for things to be perfect to be happy, you

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Speaker 1: have to find the joy in spilled milk, six months

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Speaker 1: without a TV. Their premarital counselor I'm speechless, self chills, insane,

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Speaker 1: obsess that both of our last things with the marriage

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Speaker 1: counselor Hey, club kids, here's a little taste of this

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Speaker 1: week's VIP Level, Well, we discussed restaurant reviews from New

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Speaker 1: York City, The Hampton's and beyond here the whole thing

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Speaker 1: This Friday. Go to patreon dot com, slash CBC, the Pod,

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Speaker 1: and subscribe eat Me were on the list. By the way,

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Speaker 1: at Larmer Genre, there were these like two girls that

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Speaker 1: were so lacrosse and tan and athletic and blonde, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I think they're lesbians. And they ordered

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Speaker 1: like so much food. They ordered like eat a chicken

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Speaker 1: palm thing, likedizza and last yeah, And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like they're lesbians. And my eye was like, no,

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Speaker 1: I think there's like athletes. Yeah, I think there athletes too.

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Speaker 1: People were like carving on, I don't think lesbians are

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Speaker 1: in Southampton besides you. The only time I saw one

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Speaker 1: was at the Farmer's Market, and I was shocked, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the farmers Yeah exactly. And I was like, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing here? She's just like I'm just doing

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Speaker 1: some light tech, yeah, light tech on the bee stand.

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Speaker 1: I was also, by the way, like running away at

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Speaker 1: the Farmer's Market because there was bees everywhere and as

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm allergic and I was like I can't

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Speaker 1: call the tomato stands bees. Subscribe on Patreon, dot com,

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Speaker 1: every single week for only five dollars a month. Yeah,

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00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: ready to see your segments. Why does she wear? How

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Speaker 1: does she live? Why does she eat? What does she wear? Well,

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00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: they're both always like in Magnolia Farm trucker hats. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm like he is in a heathered Magnolia Farms T

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00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: shirt and like, but he wears like flared cowboy jeans,

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00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: like he wears wranglers that are flared, yeah, in the

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00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: boot cut way. And this commack to her being like

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Speaker 1: Suberban cottage cor like so boneapp Like, I feel like

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Speaker 1: she's wearing such a like denim coverall. Yeah, she's all

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Speaker 1: because it shows that she's like doing work. I do work,

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00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: but I like, don't leave the store kind of my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Other favorite part of the show is when she like

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Speaker 1: sends Chip in the kids away for her to do

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00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: her classic Joe final touches. M Yeah, when she's like

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Speaker 1: she just needs to be Also, that was so me.

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Speaker 1: I just like it was really related to her just

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Speaker 1: being like, you need to leave so that I can

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Speaker 1: like move a candle around a mantle alone for two

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Speaker 1: hours two hours, and then people come back and her

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Speaker 1: like well, and of course she's like it's crazy in here.

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Speaker 1: Chip take the kids, and he's like all right, kiddos,

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Speaker 1: Like who wants to go eat goat milk? Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: she's in her denim coveralls like with yeah, the two

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Speaker 1: candles placing them and chandeliers obviously like a full Another

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00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: team comes in and like does stuff, but like how

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Speaker 1: does she eat? To transition, watched her new like cooking show,

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Speaker 1: which is like actually feels like you're like you are

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Speaker 1: an alien. Um. It's like so weird and it's so

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Speaker 1: random because like she's not obviously they need to fill

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Speaker 1: like hours on their network and people just love anything

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Speaker 1: she does. But it's she's like, we don't need a

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Speaker 1: cooking show from you. And she's making a Coca cola

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Speaker 1: sheet pancake okay, and you're like it's literally the most

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Speaker 1: basical thing I've ever seen. She's literally just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is so good to like whip up for friends

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Speaker 1: or whatever. It's just a sheet of chocolate cake, but

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Speaker 1: she like puts coke in the batter and then she

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Speaker 1: just like started spreading chocolate frosting on it. That sounds

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Speaker 1: kind of crazy. As I sip my DC over here,

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Speaker 1: I'd love like maybe a DC cake. And yeah, her

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Speaker 1: effect was just so boring in it. I feel like

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Speaker 1: without the So this comes back to your theory that

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Speaker 1: like there's no love left in the marriage and she's fine.

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Speaker 1: Well no, actually I was saying, like he's not there,

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Speaker 1: and it's a little just like segment um, how do

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Speaker 1: they live? I mean, yeah, I think we know their

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Speaker 1: interior style right though they do, like I feel like,

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Speaker 1: just until recently, like they stopped. They like literally are

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Speaker 1: always still like being so Ellen de generous and like

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Speaker 1: buying a home, moving out of it, redoing it, buying

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Speaker 1: a shot. Said that I had the same exact thought

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Speaker 1: reading this, I was like, they're always run away in

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Speaker 1: a house, and yet then I also thought I had

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Speaker 1: this thought. I was like, I had a thought. I

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Speaker 1: had a thought. So you were listening to one of

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Speaker 1: the voices in your head, one of the voices Joanna Gains,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, it might be so much of Allen.

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Speaker 1: How the second that they finished run away in a house,

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Speaker 1: they just have to buy another house and move into

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Speaker 1: it and run of that one, but he had you know,

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Speaker 1: they have this sort of philosophical point at the end

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Speaker 1: of the book where he's like, if you're comfortable like,

850
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Speaker 1: that's for when you retire. You know, if you're comfortable like,

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Speaker 1: then you're not actually happy. And she and I had

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Speaker 1: this in my notes where she's like, you know, I

853
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: realized at some point that you can't chase the pinterest fantasy.

854
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Speaker 1: You can't wait for things to be perfect to be happy,

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Speaker 1: because what happens then is so that okay. So imagine

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Speaker 1: you know, you have this fantasy in your head, you

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Speaker 1: finish it, you finish the right then you're sitting on

858
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Speaker 1: your couch and you're like, what do what do I do?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And so in fact, you

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Speaker 1: do have to always be renovading, and you have to

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Speaker 1: always be happy. You have to find the joy in

862
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Speaker 1: this spilled milk and be like in the process, I'm

863
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Speaker 1: happy right now. But I think that inevitably leads you

864
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Speaker 1: to be like, well, I always have to be like

865
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Speaker 1: working on something new and working towards something well, it's

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Speaker 1: I feel like I came to this. You know, it's

867
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Speaker 1: this class thing where you like you're making something you're like, oh,

868
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Speaker 1: I'm going to be so happy when it comes out,

869
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: and they like post exactly exactly, and then you post it,

870
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: it's like actually that day as hell and you're refreshing

871
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: lights and you're like, you know it was actually funking

872
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: it or you know what. For me, it's like there's

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Speaker 1: a moment in between. It's when you finish it, when

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Speaker 1: you're like proud that you've done something. Yeah, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, it's like when something happens, then it's gone

876
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: and it's in the past and it's over and you're

877
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: just like okay, but I try to finished the audiobook.

878
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Speaker 1: I was listening to her on like a podcast called

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Speaker 1: like Good and Gather and it was like we talked

880
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: with Gains about like Ramen and she was talking about

881
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: done so much research for this episode. Well I've already

882
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: seen I've been doing the work, I guess for the

883
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: past few years. This has been long game. And then

884
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: I was like, well, when I'm on the train, I'll

885
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: listen to this random podcast. And she was talking about

886
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: how like they did step back when they started the network,

887
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: and she was like, I want to give to other

888
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: people and she was like and then I realized we

889
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: did misfix Rupper a little, but I needed that space

890
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: to go back to it. Okay, worry in the book,

891
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: obviously you're Joanna. I don't think you're Chip. No, You're

892
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: just not You're not that impulsive. No, I do think maybe,

893
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Speaker 1: like in my relationship, I'm like more of the Chip

894
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: who's like, but I'm really not that impulsive and like

895
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Speaker 1: buying a house boade and like, yeah, putting twenty thousand down.

896
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Speaker 1: I you know, I do like to carry a lot

897
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: of cash, but yeah, I would like never just like

898
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Speaker 1: buy like a goat or a boat that doesn't work. Um,

899
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Speaker 1: And I'm not like that crazy. I feel like, are

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Speaker 1: you her friend at Firestone who's just been like, oh

901
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 1: my god, you have definitely a friend of fire Donna

902
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: at Firestone Firestone Waco. I still work there, but I've

903
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: I've risen up, like I'm actually no assistant general manager

904
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: of the whole front show room and I'm so proud

905
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: and I send people to Donna all the time, Okay,

906
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: and it makes me feel my heart so full that

907
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: I can send people to Donna and then I can

908
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: give her that business and support her in the supported

909
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: me over there it's so beautiful. All Right, I get

910
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: this book. I don't know two out of five raw

911
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: iron lanterns. In the beginning of the book, it was

912
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: like being more random and like Chip is crazy when

913
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 1: he gets behind the mouse and starts clicking with online chopping. Yeah, yeah,

914
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,479
Speaker 1: and like I love that part. But then it gets

915
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: like a little just like carry the two and you're like, oh,

916
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: and then we borrow ten thousand and twelve thousand, and

917
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: like I mean they're boring. Sorry, And it's just like

918
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: nothing really happens in this book, and like I do

919
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: love every time she's saying that, just like I never

920
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: thought I'd marry like the owner of a lawn irrigation business,

921
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: or like when she says that she was a communications

922
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: major at Baylor, and like every Bailor mentioned is funny.

923
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, there's not enough happening in this book. Sorry,

924
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: And she's just like watch the show, and it's like

925
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: and we know that there's all this like other drama

926
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Speaker 1: with the whole Magnalian network and like all that other

927
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: show of those like that other couple that want to

928
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: be Chip and Joanna that's scammed, all those couples that

929
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: they come and then they were responsible for and then

930
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: they were like, we have nothing to do with them,

931
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: and then they gotten all that drama because they're part

932
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: of like such a scary Hillsong new evangelical church. And

933
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Speaker 1: Joanna was like, I would never be against someone in

934
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Speaker 1: the LGBT community. Never, absolutely not. And it's like their

935
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: pastor was like God hates friends, and it's like, yeah,

936
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Speaker 1: it's like I do want to hear I don't know.

937
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't need to hear so much about that.

938
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Speaker 1: But it's like there's obviously a lot more going on

939
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: than they not revealing. And it's like, after reading Mike

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00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: Lindell's book that was so full of drama, well that's

941
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: completely insane. They're like literally have a network and like

942
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: run a business. Okay, Joanna gains like runs a business.

943
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: She's not going to like he and his business is

944
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: probably more successful then Magnolia. I bet my pillow has

945
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: more revenue than revenue. But if we're talking pr like

946
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Speaker 1: how they look out to the world, like the entire

947
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: town of Waco, like last time I checked a business

948
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 1: this accessful based on rapping. Now sorry, last time I

949
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: drive their power in the culture, Joanna and Chip have

950
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: way more power than miche Lindel. I mean, mich Lindell

951
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: is like it's like a surrogate for presidential candidates called

952
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: control Capital. Not everyone knows who miche Lindell has. Everyone

953
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: knows who Joanna Gains is, Yes and no. I bet

954
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: if yes, I bet if you Us Weekly asked a

955
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Speaker 1: hundred people in Times Square who Joanna? Okay, people in

956
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: Times Square would definitely know. They would definitely know who. Yeah,

957
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do this poll. Is anyways random to

958
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: compare those books because they're both like business owners like

959
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: from small who like absolutely, I'm just saying, like, in

960
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 1: what world war we're taking out like so many loans.

961
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: It's like what Joanna gains and are god fearing similar.

962
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: She's gonna like start the page just being like, yeah,

963
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: Chip fucks me in the ass every single year. That

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00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: I'd be a little more interest. Yeah, that would be

965
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: awesome if she wrote that. I guess I'm just like

966
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: not expecting that because I'm a list. Yeah, I just

967
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: I you're kind of waiting and of what happens. Um,

968
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: so yeah, we'll see what happens when they divorced. And

969
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 1: she talks about how she sleeps with the like black snuff.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait, can't wait? All right, Well that's all for now.

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