WEBVTT - Episode 350 w/ Luenell 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:18.400 And it's drinks, motherfucking podcast. He's a legendary queen's rapper. He'sagreed, 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.840 it's your boy in o R. He's a Miami hip 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:24.240 hop pioneer. Up is d j e FN. Together they 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.240 drinking up with some of the biggest players in the 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:31.800 most professional unprofessional podcast. And your number one sorts for 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:36.600 drunk drink is New Year's z that it's time for 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:46.040 drink champs, drink up mother mother? Would it good? Be? Hope? 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.800 Should should be? This is your point? And O R? 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:51.360 What up is dj e FN and crazy One drink chaps? 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:59.200 Ya makeup when I tell you I'm a fan of 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:07.040 this person? Um uh numerous counts of movies, comedy legend, 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:13.720 comedy queen, comedy icon and a sex symbol too. Just 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.360 not forget that that part. And she will be out here. 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:20.440 She got she got deals with Yanna, y'all. She outside, 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:25.759 she's doing it. We are so so happy to have 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:28.840 this queen in our presence and we're gonna this is 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:32.479 how you set off a new Year. And in case 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.680 you I don't know, we talked about the one, the only, 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:43.640 the impeccable. Who now what's going on? What's you're going 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.520 on in your life right now? I mean, where do 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:51.080 I st okaying? First of all, it's my honor to 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:56.880 be here you guys, I am. I had been watching 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.040 for a while and I think I've reached out to 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.400 knowing okay in the d m s and as a 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:07.840 great Noriega okay, okay, the great no and anyway this 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.320 you know, you manifest things and they can happen if 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.760 you work towards that and make your manifestation of reality. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:17.280 And I was like, you know, they do you do? 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:23.120 Dedicate this show to leg And I have not used 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.440 that term myself, but that has been said about me 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.839 because you're icons. But but regardless of whether it had 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.160 or not, I just wanted to come here and sit 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.880 in the seat and so many people little sat in 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:49.440 and motherfucker smoking turn. I didn't have this sound pick 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.160 up time when the sound was gonna pick up with 0:02:51.320 --> 0:03:02.560 Mr le left off. Thank you. So one of one 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:06.639 of my favorite movies is I call it Donnie Burger. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:15.120 That's my boy? Oh god, how did you get that? Call? Um? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.880 What what was it? You're going through? An agent? Is 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:21.120 it out of Sundon cole in? You direct houses work? 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.760 Let me remember I do believe that I had to 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:30.040 audition that through my agency, who have been contacted by 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:33.560 Sandlers people. You know, I guess to have me read 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.400 for this part. Now, Um, I don't know what it 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:40.080 is about me that they keep calling me for the 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:45.720 prostitute roles and uh, you know, the sexual stuff. But 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:51.040 because as I you know, did clearly audition, they get 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:55.240 the row. You knows, as you know from seeing the film, 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:59.880 you know my titties was out hu of the move, 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:05.000 which I didn't really know about that when I signed up. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.960 You know, I feel like I'm in this place in 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:12.640 Hollywood where they'll say, like, you know, we need somebody 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.479 to jump off this building into a Vada Jello. Who 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.200 we're gonna call. We're gonna call only Davis. She ain't 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:24.240 gonna do it. We're gonna call uh not letting know tonight. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.560 Not I know we can get to do it. We're 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:31.520 calling l do any fucking day. Jesus. But those those 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.920 those wasn't your real breast, right, No, actually they were not, 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:39.160 because as you also know from watching the film, I 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.679 had to hang upside down on a strip of post 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:48.360 and egg and had they been my real breast, they 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:54.240 would have been in my mind. Okay, so they made it. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:58.840 They had this braw thing that they you know, they 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.560 made a cast of my breath. Then they made this 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:05.640 brow thing like that, and then they they made they 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:09.880 it was like this rubbery stuff and then they died 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:13.520 into my skin tone. And you know, everybody loved it. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.800 And she Ever was playing your daughter. Yeah, was that 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:22.520 the first time? Yes? Okay, how was she? Okay, goddamn 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:30.040 it we outside my favorite noise. I don't know about you. 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.800 How was it your first time meeting? Well? You know, 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:38.280 I wouldn't say at that time that zero was what 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.200 you call a warm and fuzzy type shake, but you know, 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:47.839 sometimes you have more. As I said, I wouldn't say 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.320 she was all warm and fuzzy when we first met. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:55.080 She was certainly pleasant. You know. I'm sure I was 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.960 more excited me than she would have been to meet me. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.159 You know, so you have to warm up to people, 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:04.600 and I think that we did that, being honest. Yeah, 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.120 because we sat here on Patty La Belle's out here 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.400 I saw and we asked her as anybody like ever 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.560 shaded Hallever and she was like, oh man, honey, this 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.680 is just one girl. And she wouldn't name it, but 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:24.240 a girl name of Rega Franklin maybe she's talked about. Well, yeah, 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.760 that's documented on that. You gotta talk about it, you 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.240 can see it. But how about you. Have you ever 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.440 met one of these young up and coming comedians and 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:36.240 they thought they were too cool for school? And you didn't, um, 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:43.520 you know what I mean? Yes, you remember a certain 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.760 time that this happened. Where was you at and what 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:52.360 was it? How did it go down? Well, I'm uh, 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:57.760 you know, backstage at the comedy club. And just like 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:04.640 cocky makes me my skin feel like fingernails on a 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:09.800 chalkboard when somebody cocky, Like, don't be cocky, you know 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:13.280 what I mean? And I just made a particularly cocky person. 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:23.480 And they were um successful in their genre so to speak, 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:27.200 so they were a hack or anything, but um, I 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:31.560 didn't know them ship and so I just felt like, 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.720 you know, there's a whole lack of respect, not just 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.720 in a comedy world, but just a lack of respect period. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.560 And I think there's a chain of commander where to 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.360 conduct yourself. When I used to be around Paul Mooney 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.920 and when I used to be around you know, people 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.760 like that, and and and and did Gregory and stuff. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.000 You know, I sort of like didn't come at them 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.400 like I know every motherfucking thing already. You know, I 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:56.120 was like even to learn even to listen. I want 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.440 to hear what they got to say. And when people 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.680 don't do that, I just felt a certain type of way. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.880 But we made a man's to it and everything is 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:06.920 fine and they stay and their motherfucker lane and I 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:11.760 was staying okay. So so um comedy. I recently learned that, 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:14.200 you know, because in hip hop, you know, to come 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:15.480 out of hip hop and you don't have a hit 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.400 record off top, you have to go through like a 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:19.960 chilling circuit. You gotta go through, you know what I mean, 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.240 You gotta go through these uh a phase where you're 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.559 basically working for free. Is this And I've recently learned 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.760 that rappers, we didn't we didn't have it. Um, we 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.400 didn't have an easy But comedians, they said that comedians 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.120 might be even worse when it comes to that when 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.319 you're on to come up being a comedian, it's like 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.560 you'll get like five hundred dollars a night open open 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.840 mics with won't even want to pay you. Is that 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:48.600 something you related to five dollars. Where the fund is that? 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:58.040 Let me tell I don't know open micaels making like that. No, um, see, 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.440 things have changed so much. Okay, they literally can't start 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:06.520 making money immediately now now is it gonna sustain them? 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.559 Are they going to be able to have a thirty 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:13.360 year career where people are thirsty to be with you? 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:17.480 That is yet to be seen. But they certainly are 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:22.240 able to make money quicker now by social media. We 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.719 there was no social media and there was no money 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:30.000 for long, like years. That's why I always say, I 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.880 don't feel like you should do comedy unless you feel 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.400 like you're gonna die if you don't do it. Because 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:44.120 this is not no motherfucking that was the word, because 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.560 there's so much, you know, or there used to be 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.439 so much struggling. It wasn't nobody flying, no goddamn where 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:54.400 we was packing up for comics to a car, driving 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:58.080 to like Chicago and ship like this and sometimes staying 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:01.199 for in a room you know what I mean. And 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:05.160 it was. But there's beauty in the struggle though, because 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.080 if you look back, Noia, what you went through in 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:11.840 the hip hop. I remember about starting, I remember MTV starting, 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.760 I remember all that ship and and and video soul 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:18.760 and and and all this ship I remember it's starting. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:22.080 But before that, you just had to be popular in 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:25.120 your burrow, in your spreen, in your hood. And then 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:29.199 the word was spread word of mouth. This nig is nice, 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.280 so we're here go see them. But this takes really 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:35.320 funny like that because so um tiffany How, it says 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:37.800 on the show once that she said that comedians was 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:41.160 getting arrested before rappers, like for being launchy and being 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:45.360 on stage and early early on, I had didn't know that. 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:46.960 Is that something you ever went through that? Have you 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.240 ever gone on stage and said some ship and they 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:52.480 tried to arrest you? Or since you think this record 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.120 public record, I've been arrested many times from the cave, 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.480 many times from anything, but not for anything I've done 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.600 on the stage. But of course, if you look back 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:04.160 at you know, beginning comedy, Lenny Bruce and you know 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.680 things that used to you know, did Gregory used to 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:12.480 say maybe sometimes there certainly were comedic arrests, um well, 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:16.400 because comedy was around before rap clearly so. And I 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:21.240 read somewhere you you robbed the bank? When do we 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:27.720 start drinking? Were drinking already drinking. I don't even know 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:32.520 what this is, and trying to sabotage me. I don't 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:36.440 know what drinking. What you're drinking right now, it's some 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.280 lemon and some ship some ship lemon. Talk to me, goes, 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:42.160 I don't know. I just came in to drink chaps. 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.160 I don't even started drinking. I don't know. Let's get 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:53.600 some champagne though, I would my own bottle, okay, and 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.199 I got a monster cup. You gotta give her a 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:59.600 classic cup. I like a monster Okay, Okay, we're gonna 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:07.320 get your that not from my champagne. N yeah, have 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:11.760 our own bottle of champagne, you know. But your interviews. Uh, 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:16.840 here's the thing about the show for me, Um, I 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:21.080 like a place that looks comfortable whole, yeah, and where 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.600 you can talk reckless if you need to. And that's 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.240 the way you really talk, you know, not putting on air, 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:31.880 and to express yourself and in places Scott Liquor and 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:36.200 um something to slow and you sit around time because see, 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.679 tables like us are usually reserved for the guys. It's 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.080 always a guy thing. But you know, to be a 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.320 female to be able to come to this table. And 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.920 I saw you have Patty. I'm like, they're they're progressing 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.160 because it used to be just guy. We've always wanted 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.280 to women. But I okay, but let me tell you 0:12:53.280 --> 0:13:00.840 about the drunk in this episode Melissa for a money left. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.600 I just seen a list award. This is, by the way, 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:08.440 Joe Biden, hilarious, my other favorite drunken episode. This motherfucker 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:13.000 tried not to get drunk. He tried not to be COVID, 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:21.320 he tried everything. Shout out at the end of the shot, 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:33.200 he had that mask. He was like, pebble, Hey, done right, 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:37.199 right right? That are really really fun. So while you're 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.719 doing Quicktom with Slim, I want you to periosity name 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:47.120 a movie that she was in. Let's say Borat. You 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:52.800 pronounced his name right, Yeah you did? So how do 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.240 you get a call or something like that? Because that 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:59.280 was what is what is bo right considered? Uh a comedy, 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.600 that's a spool a parody. Almost did you even know 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:03.560 what it was when you read the script or they 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:10.600 called you for it? No? Nope, nope. Um once again, 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.880 I had an audition. Now this is fifteen years ago. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.959 I didn't even have a car. I had to get 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:21.680 my girlfriend give me ride to the studio, and I 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:26.840 had seen Sasha Baron Cohen before, but only as Ali 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:32.160 g so I hadn't seen him in his regular Sasha 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.640 Baron Corn every day guy, look right, and when I 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.840 would have known something if we stood up, because he's 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.160 very tall, but he was sitting down when I went 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.720 to the audition. When I went to audition, it was 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:46.960 Sasha and the director Larry Child. I didn't know who. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:52.680 Neither one of them was character. Larry Charles was the director. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:59.480 Sasha Baron Coin is bored, was encactered, but you never 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:04.480 seen him like keep up nor because I'm wonder where, 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.600 like was that like a method acting? Like when he 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.800 started acting? Is that meant no? No? No? She telling us, 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:14.080 I'm telling you what do you smell? Let me hit 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:20.920 that we just got diamondsed it. Maybe she don't want 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:32.720 this diamond. I know what's proving slanking. I'll be like 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:40.520 not again. I'm very weird about pre rolls anyway, but okay, okay, 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.680 it's organic, all right. You go to the audition. So 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:47.560 I go to you audition, and before I got to audition, 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.680 you have an idea of what they want you to do. 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:53.680 And the audition breakdown was that you need to be 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:56.680 able to play Oh thank you baby, get me a 0:15:56.680 --> 0:16:13.160 white girl to your nig anyway, but I'm beginning to 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:17.840 get it. I think I get it. I wasn't ready. 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.840 So when I was so they said that this was 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:24.280 somebody that they wanted to be able to like fabricate 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:28.960 a story about being a hooker at a fancy Genner party. 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.720 That's what they want. Well, I know how to you know, 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:35.000 tell stories and stuff like this, So I said, okay, 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:38.760 they said, and where some attire dressed like a hooker. 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.200 I'm like, well, I just go and what I got on. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.720 So I went to the studio. I went into this room. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:51.040 Now this is the real, honestly, God true, this is gospel. 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.480 But I'm about to tell you. So enter the room 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:56.640 and it was Larry Charles, Sasha, and I sort of 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:00.160 sat next to Sasha, which this ended up being the 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:03.320 kind of dinner party scene in the movie. This was 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:07.800 just for that, and you know, he was like, okay, 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:09.720 just you know, tell me up some wild story. And 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.200 like you're a hooker and you had a fancy dinner 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:15.080 party and you want to shock the guests and just 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.679 tell a story. I was like, okay, you know, I 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:19.439 just ran off to my you know, I was this 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:21.440 guy and he was looking my ass and that over 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.679 and all this ship. Right, they did that. They laughed 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.560 like they did that, and then so I don't know, 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.119 some more conversation came, but I know at one point 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:35.840 I took Sasha's hand and I took his finger and 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:40.560 I sucked at like that, you want to see me 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:46.240 do it again. We're gonna put that in slow mode. 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.119 And the next thing, you know, I got the part. 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:55.639 I mean, go figure. But if you knew what the 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:59.399 German folk the Sasha was, you would know that that 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:02.840 was really shocking to him. And now looking back and 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:04.680 cover the ship, I'm like, why do I think this 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:12.000 fucking finger? So as you as you're feeling it, right, 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:13.840 A lot of people say when they're making music or 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:17.720 they're making albums, are making a great movie. They know 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:20.159 they're making a great movie. This isn't like this is 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:23.320 like a parody, but it's pushing the comedy because he's 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.440 doing things that's a little crazy with the guy. And 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:28.960 then on throngs and people don't know, right, did you 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:31.280 know that this was going to be like here as 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:38.119 an international classic At the top blockbuster, blockbuster? Did you 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:43.760 have an Academy Award nominated Thanks? Wait a minute, is 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:47.720 this a blood I don't smoke? You give him a joint? 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:53.879 Don't endorse the back up? Sorry? Yeah, I mean I 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:59.240 can keep it in case of emergence. Thanks. Yeah, it's 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:05.520 got diamonds. And you think I can't handle my clearly, 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:11.160 clearly I can. So so okay, so okay. So so 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:15.760 what what it was was there wasn't like a script 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:20.679 per se, And I only knew about the the stuff 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:24.920 that I filmed when I saw the movie at the 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:29.480 premiere for the first time that I saw all the 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:33.480 as crazy ship that had to do with the movie. 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:36.840 But what the movie is really about, it's what people 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:42.800 racist assis say when they think nobody's looking, even when 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:46.280 there's a camera in their fu faith, everybody wants to 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:49.840 be on TV, and so at least people signed releases. 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:52.959 If you didn't sign a release, they just didn't use 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.360 you in the film. But they knew was some kind 0:19:55.359 --> 0:20:00.160 of documentary. And then they got all piste off when 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:03.520 the movie came out and who got the suit? Hey bitch, 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:07.840 we're not some fictitious character. You can't sue a fictitious character, 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.280 and I guarantee you ain't got the money to go 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:13.520 up against his motherfucking movie production. Vin, sit down and 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:17.320 shut the funk up. Racist assid is busting, and that's 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:19.960 what it is. Now your friends know, Oh that's right, 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:24.240 they're racists too. So some of you you under the 0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:26.159 question that some of these people did not know that 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:28.280 this was a joke. Most of the people didn't know. 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:36.280 Nobody knew, no, no body no. The second film. When 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:37.720 he came up with the second well, yeah, but we're 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:40.399 not talking about that. I'm not in that about that. 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:43.080 But that's when I heard people complain about it. Well yeah, 0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:48.560 but kind of Cavin's already out of the best the 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:52.760 first one, noble nobody, Oh no, and then look how 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:54.960 genius he is. You know, there's a scene in the 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:57.800 movie where he takes a dump in front of Trump 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:04.040 Tower before before Yeah, that was pretty profect. Not what 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:06.240 are my busts to do with this? Rubbed my motherfucking days, 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:10.240 stop firing, don't you like? I like it for you, 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:13.600 But if you would have rubbed you like to start fire, 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:16.920 that would have been interesting. And I don't like these 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:22.560 guys is ones. I used to smoke crack with Okay, okay, 0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:26.000 hold on, hold on, we gotta go back to you, 0:21:26.080 --> 0:21:28.399 gotta go back to the bank. Bank rock. Oh that 0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:34.439 so many crimes coming to, so many crimes? Are we 0:21:34.560 --> 0:21:37.000 talking about the bank? The bank that I think that 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.960 was re market You said you didn't use the gun 0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:42.400 because you worked at the bank, you didn't use the guard. 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:48.280 I didn't need a gun. I had titties. That's how 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:51.440 I committed my crime with my titties. So what did 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:56.480 you do? Help somebody? Listen. Now, I was in the bar, 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:00.720 I took the money and put it in my titties 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:03.600 and continued to work the rest of the day and 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:06.200 walked out the dough with fifty racks and my brother. 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:08.879 And this is before they had cameras. They might have 0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:14.639 had cameras, but they didn't have none on me. And 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:17.240 you never got co infredible. Sure I got caught. I 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:21.600 went to went to jail, but went no. Okay, listen, 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:27.160 don't pity me because I had a good run because 0:22:27.200 --> 0:22:31.240 I took fifty thou dollars and this is all, you know, documented, 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:33.560 and I've done my time, and I up, you know, 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:35.920 restitution all that ship, so I can talk about what 0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:39.879 I wanted to specifics to do with me. So the 0:22:39.920 --> 0:22:42.480 reason I took the money in the first place, and 0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:46.480 I've spoken about this before, but the reason I took 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:48.800 the money in the first place because I had been 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:52.080 working in banks for years. I knew what a good 0:22:52.080 --> 0:22:54.840 bank was and what a failing bank was, and I 0:22:54.920 --> 0:22:59.320 knew this bank was on this way out. Also the teller, 0:22:59.359 --> 0:23:01.600 I was a tell, but I knew everything in the bank, 0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:04.560 new accounts and bookkeeping and all this. Ship still do 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:09.800 but because I was a teller. The tellers are the 0:23:11.160 --> 0:23:14.680 greeters of the customers. The tellers are what make the 0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:17.560 motherfucker want to even bank there. You'd be a back 0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:20.000 teller and run people money out, or you can be 0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:21.720 a nice seller and they want to come there and 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:29.800 do everything. So being that we having said that, when 0:23:29.800 --> 0:23:33.400 you worked two weeks and you get a paycheck that 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:46.200 is so incredibly small, yet right over there it's little. Now, 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:49.800 you don't go into vault by yourself. But the bit 0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:55.960 turned and I just was mad, and I took the money, 0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:58.640 especially knowing that they was gonna go out there. So 0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:01.280 of course you know later audience this, that and the other, 0:24:01.560 --> 0:24:03.880 and they jammed me up, and I coped and said, yeah, 0:24:03.880 --> 0:24:06.119 I did it. I did it. So I went to 0:24:06.240 --> 0:24:08.600 jail that day, but I was able to get out 0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:10.760 of my o R because I didn't have no prior 0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:15.960 that day could find and um I went home and 0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:18.280 they said, okay, when you come back for this court day, 0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:21.399 we're going to sentence you. But I didn't come back 0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:26.119 for that court day. Yeah, I went back to Oakland. 0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:31.760 You even on the run in Oakland. That's where I 0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:35.640 was from. Okay, I think from Arkansas, born there from 0:24:35.680 --> 0:24:42.400 Oakland from and I lived in the crunsh'all district. I'm 0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:49.040 freaking right, So when what happened? Okay, if you take 0:24:49.280 --> 0:24:52.280 under a certain amount of money, it's a felony. If 0:24:52.280 --> 0:24:54.760 you take over a certain amount of money. No, if 0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:56.919 you take under a certain amount money, it's a misdemeanor 0:24:56.920 --> 0:24:59.200 of have you take over a certain amount of money, 0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:03.080 it's a felony. I had taken the felony amount, right, 0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:08.359 had I not taking that much money, it was over 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.359 ten years before they even caught me, so statute of 0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:14.800 limitation would have got away with that. But because I 0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:20.400 took the felony amount of money, there's no UH aspiration 0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:26.000 on when you know all you motherfucker's know what I'm there. 0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:30.560 I'm saying, you know, there's no aspiration date on a felon. 0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:33.920 You can get arrested eighty seven years old from felon 0:25:34.040 --> 0:25:37.520 you did, you know when you're twenty two. So when 0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:40.240 I went back to Hogan, I was scared because her 0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:41.960 name was in the paper all the time because I 0:25:42.040 --> 0:25:44.639 was doing comedy stale and I was really popular, and 0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.040 I'm like this mothercker's donna get me. But what happened 0:25:47.040 --> 0:25:53.760 was I had a fucking baby. I had a baby, 0:25:53.920 --> 0:25:58.440 and uh, when you when I applied for Wick and 0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:00.960 and all this stuff, and when I applied for WE, 0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:04.800 the social Security numbers crossed. You went into the system. There. 0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:13.520 I was just trying to get the milk in the milk. 0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:18.280 So they came to my door and they, you know, 0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.639 knocked on door. I heard him. I jumped out the 0:26:20.640 --> 0:26:24.080 window the whole ship and my girlfriend was there and 0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:27.280 she had the baby. It was gangster. I ran around 0:26:27.280 --> 0:26:30.480 the building in my pajamas that they got me on 0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:32.440 the other side and I went dead four months in 0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:36.360 the eighteen days on a year thing. Because right here 0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:41.560 to do it right now, and that that figures now 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:47.960 what is that? Ten Like, I wouldn't do it again, 0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:51.200 but it was kind of worth it. And I mean 0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:52.800 because I got away with it for so long. And 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:54.280 you don't have to give back that money, did you. 0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:56.560 I mean I had to pay restitution, but gee, how 0:26:56.600 --> 0:26:58.919 do you pay restitution to a bank that don't exist 0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:02.320 no more? Oh? What's the name of this bank? I'm 0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:07.320 just curious? Um it was? I think it was a 0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:14.119 Security Pacific? Was Security Open? I think we're Security Pacific 0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:17.280 on Ocean and Long Beach. I think that's what it was. 0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:20.679 They don't exist no more. So I can talk about 0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:23.840 that holy ship. You gotta write a script about that 0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:26.560 and make a movie. Well, they're doing a documentary on 0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:29.080 me actually, because my life I got a whole bunch. 0:27:29.400 --> 0:27:31.800 That's just a day in the life of Lunelle Ship. 0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:34.600 Every time I walk out to door and some ship. 0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:39.400 My my niece used to say, I'm til you can't 0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:41.800 just go to the story and come back. It's always 0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:44.080 gotta read some ship. And I have, you know, happy 0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:47.399 happy moments and tragic traffic on and but it is 0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:51.919 definitely a story. Is the story of perseverance and redemption 0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:56.840 and dedication and and and dog it, motherfucking you know, 0:27:56.880 --> 0:27:58.760 I know what i want, and I've been knowing what 0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:00.160 i want, and I still know what I want one 0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:03.399 and I'm gonna I'm gonna die trying to get what 0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:07.439 I want. And that's it. Let's talk about your experience 0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:13.200 or coming to America too. NORMI. You know, I feel 0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:17.320 like you're just reading these questions off of something, because 0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:19.640 I think what I said was, I said, these motherfucker's 0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:23.000 this is not I'm a comedian there hip hop. They 0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:24.959 don't We're not in the same. I said, no, they 0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:28.480 don't know nothing about me, nothing because you got a 0:28:28.520 --> 0:28:33.119 quick time with next because because I'm like, you know, 0:28:33.200 --> 0:28:36.639 you can take that paper, just ask me something important, 0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:43.479 like what's my bronze eye? Something, asking something that means something. 0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:47.080 You know, coming to America's okay, coming to America. What 0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.880 I will say is this A lot of people talk 0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.080 about coming to America. They thought it should have been 0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:54.200 the funnier. You know, I had a lot of comedial 0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:56.480 that was my ship. I had an argument with Charlemagne 0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:58.880 about it. Charlemagne kept saying that it's sucked, and I 0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:01.840 had to actually calibate station or went to the radio station, 0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.680 and I defended it. That's the turn on. No, you 0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:11.800 are motherfucker up. And to me, that was full black excellence. 0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.240 To me, that was hall them nights again. You know 0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:17.000 what I mean? To me, this is how I felt 0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:21.120 as a girl from Arkansas Villa, Oakland Villa, the Crenshaw District. 0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:23.160 Who's about to be in the sequel. It was one 0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:27.480 of the most iconic black films for the culture. Right. Um, 0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:29.800 First of all, it was my second Eddie Murphy movie 0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:31.920 back to back, So you already couldn't tell me ship. 0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:34.560 I had already done dolar mine that's gonna do. I'm like, 0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:39.760 and I thank you, Beaches. I'm in too, Eddie Murphy 0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:45.959 movie man back and so you know there's you can 0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:49.920 always pick apart whatever. I think that the storyline was clever. 0:29:50.000 --> 0:29:51.960 I think that we're blessed to have so many of 0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:55.240 them still be alive, looking good and am able to 0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:58.600 come back. I love that they paid on mister Matt 0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:01.440 Sinclair who was the there and they put a clip 0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:05.080 in there. I think that the uh Ruth Carter who 0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:07.800 did the wardrobe is the only black woman to win 0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:11.400 the Oscar for wardrobe and been styling Eddie and filming 0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:14.800 personally for years and years she was a goat. To 0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:17.480 be styled by her was amazing. To come onto the 0:30:17.560 --> 0:30:20.360 lot every day that was owned by a black man, 0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:24.000 Tyler Perry when it used to be a military base 0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:28.640 and like a Confederate type military base, anybody hold ship. 0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:33.040 And to come to work there and see Tyler Perry Studios, 0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:38.040 you know, huh huh uh huh. And then to come 0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:42.000 onto the lot and to go pass these sound stages 0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:45.440 to say o C. Davis and Ruby d Sydney, Foyd 0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:51.320 Gay Whoopy, go for Oprah Winfrey, you know, all these 0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:59.080 sci every day. To see that every day was empowering 0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:02.320 as you think, think about how many movies Hollyberry I'm 0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:04.960 made for Hollywood. They're not a sound stage with her 0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:08.280 motherfucking name on it. So shout out to Tyler Perfin 0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:11.040 giving the flowers, like what y'all do. And then to 0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:15.040 to see all these people dressing African guarb every day, 0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:18.680 beautiful ship from the head to the makeup to the 0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:22.280 outfits to everything, and and it's just it was amazing. 0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.200 And then yeah, I'm paling around with Rick while I'm 0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:27.080 sending ship and I'm sitting here and Eddie and I'm 0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:29.360 sorry had leaning on that. She co funk what nobody 0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:33.360 thought about that. I wanted the people. First of all, 0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:36.240 I'm so connected to coming to America because the first 0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:39.040 one I always told you, I ride my bike to 0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:41.160 the set, couldn't get on set, couldnt get a picture 0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:43.200 with Eddie, can get a picture with nobody. But still 0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:46.600 wasn't mad. Still was sitting there watching magic happen. Obviously 0:31:46.720 --> 0:31:54.320 are you watching film? Yeah, the block that McDonald's switch 0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:57.479 on Queens Boulevard for those that don't know, right next 0:31:57.520 --> 0:31:59.520 to up May season An. That's where she's still from. 0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:01.520 You know what I mean? Um, And I used to 0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.000 go up there right my bike and I would go 0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:05.560 to the set almost every day. And if you look 0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:07.760 at the movie, they actually saw showed my hood. They 0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:10.680 showed left. Remember when they're throwing the ship out the thing. 0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:12.720 If you look to the right, that's left Rack. Was like, 0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:15.760 he's throwing the ship out. My god, motherfucker's that's the 0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:18.320 building this left Wrack right there and it's like, good morning, 0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:21.520 My day was like fuck you. He's like yeah you 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:27.200 like so. I was one of the people that was 0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:30.080 adamant about this this remake. I was you know a 0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:32.239 little mad that it happened twenty years later, but I 0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:35.560 was still you know, I think it happened, and I 0:32:35.600 --> 0:32:38.280 think that I think that it got so short because 0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:41.560 they had to get released during COVID. You know, we 0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:45.800 would have had one of the most massive Delicious premiers 0:32:45.840 --> 0:32:49.720 in Zebras and Giraffe and we got jimped out of 0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:53.160 all that had Yeah, we got fired. Was it released 0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:56.800 on Lord and now we had Yeah, we had to 0:32:56.840 --> 0:33:00.160 do virtual premier and they send us all a bond said, 0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.160 we all, I'm box at the same time like that. 0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:04.800 You wanted to be up and down the street with 0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:09.560 the dam and all that, But we got funked out 0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:14.680 of that Amazon. Um it was amazz Yeah, I forget. 0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:17.840 I believe believe it was Amazon. It was exclusive though exclusive. 0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:21.040 Just I loved it. I enjoyed it. Thanks that went 0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:23.320 to the prevail when they had it. Our heir with 0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:28.200 was in New York wherever they had no No, I 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:33.880 did not. They gave me the living for your you 0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:38.360 mean for the with the with the ship on it, 0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:41.400 like this is for you, look like if you boot 0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:44.440 leg just motherfucker's right right right right, had the watermark 0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:48.479 like fair They just did with Fair. Yeah, let's get 0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:50.440 some more Champigne. You need some champaig and then we're 0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:54.479 gonna start a quick time with Slime. Okay, okay, all 0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:56.600 right now, this is a game Quick Time with Slime. 0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:59.000 We're gonna give you two choices. You could be politically 0:33:59.080 --> 0:34:03.680 corrected answer and you have to drink, or you can 0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.120 you can pick one one and we're taking from they 0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:10.960 both are neither? Yes, please, I'm not only too. You 0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:13.520 don't pick one, we're drinking and we drink. What you 0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:21.200 but let me get a rule. Damn choices. If you 0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:24.120 don't pick one, if you don't pick one, we're drinking. 0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:26.839 So if you say both are neither, we're drinking. It's 0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:30.120 not like we're drinking anyway. But you might pick one. 0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:37.280 You might pick one. You might time. It's not the champagne. 0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:42.000 We're gonna do shots, you guys, Juan of you like no, 0:34:42.239 --> 0:34:49.320 you don't want no, uh rock, it's refreshing, delon, you 0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:57.080 want the Deli drinking this? First of all, let me 0:34:57.120 --> 0:34:59.920 tell you something else. I think it's funny. This is 0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:04.359 what's so funny. Everybody comes on this motherfucking says I'm 0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:08.480 not getting drunk. They're not doing it to me, I'm 0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:12.440 already knowing that I'm not gonna win that. But I 0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:15.400 think the funniest thing to me is to watch the 0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:23.840 slow progression of the person. I'm telling you, motherfucker master, 0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:26.480 oh my godmother, and I don't want to be right. 0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:33.799 Then later he shot talking like this, right, came like 0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:44.680 this and like the bull, and I'll tell you something 0:35:44.680 --> 0:35:48.080 funnier than that. For all made this is right smack 0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:51.239 dead in the mineral COVID. We all made all of 0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:54.160 us take a test. Yeah. Then the motherfucker walked in 0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:57.600 here and sat down. He didn't even take We're like, motherfucker, 0:35:57.640 --> 0:36:03.600 you can be you can I think the blood test? 0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:10.040 Blood test? Yes, okay that wait wait wait, I'm good. Okay, 0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:14.920 thank you? Are you ready? Okay? Red Fox or Richard 0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:18.920 Pryor to do what like what whatever in your mind? 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:23.800 I'll see I don't play for you, ain't it? Okay? 0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:33.640 Richard Prior, Okay, okay, Tupac or DMX pop okay, Eddie 0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:40.520 Murphy or Martin Lawrence, Eddie she picking away. I wass 0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:44.440 get drunk. I'm not getting drink, okay, Chris Rock or 0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:52.280 Dave Chappelle Chappelle, Monique or Wanda Slikes taking a shot, 0:36:52.800 --> 0:37:05.120 take a shot for women empowerment. Okay, m hm. And 0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:08.879 you can't be like Steve what his name? Steve, Steve 0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:11.040 a Smith out here putting the sisters against each other. 0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:15.640 I don't play that game. Gotta ask you about how 0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:21.280 about that? That's the next question. Rihanna or Beyonce for me? Rihanna? Okay, 0:37:22.920 --> 0:37:30.080 puff Daddy or Dr dre go ahead, you do that 0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:37.239 next one. Tiffany Harris or Leslie Jones, prow me another dream? 0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:48.440 Oh ship? I like that? I like who that? Ma? 0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:57.440 Ma Juna is like Bernie mac or Robert Harris, Robin okay, 0:38:00.040 --> 0:38:11.520 Laura Hill or ms Elliott, missy Okay, I'm burping, might 0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:14.399 father to be burping. You can do whatever you want. 0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:23.040 Believe me, you would rather me burn okay. H Adam 0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:34.120 Sandler or Sasha Barry Car where you go? Oh um? Adam? Okay? 0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:35.799 Because the check was big, I'm saying no, I did 0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:39.759 more movies with Adams, No shame Sasha? How Fox with 0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:54.319 you for real? Oh yeah? M hm? Okay. Snoop Dogg 0:38:54.480 --> 0:39:00.520 or fifty cents Snoop coming to America too? Or Hall 0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:08.239 them nights, Hollom nice more more iconic stars around all 0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:15.600 the Knights. Okay, Kevin Harp or Chris Tucker, Chris, Okay, 0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:24.600 you're gonna take a shot taking a cool solo. I 0:39:24.719 --> 0:39:33.920 feel like there's some I'm so glad I had that 0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:41.760 Taco oh Man MC light or cream Latifa oh Man? 0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:49.200 Wait a mine shot? Shot? Shot? Shot? Where going through 0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:55.319 that part of the show, right, MC light? Queen La 0:39:55.400 --> 0:40:03.680 Titha worried that you know, I got a story about 0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:12.120 this shot. Okay, what's the story? We need to hear it. 0:40:12.480 --> 0:40:16.560 I was in a club in Inglewood called Savoy Inglewood, California, 0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:24.440 not Inglewood, New Jersey. No Inglewood? Is that Inglewood? That Inglewood? Right? 0:40:25.719 --> 0:40:29.440 So this guy was talking ship to me and I 0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:32.320 was feeling myself and he's like, let me buy you 0:40:32.400 --> 0:40:35.080 a drink. I said, nigger, you can't afford to buy 0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:39.160 what I drink. And he said, what are you drinking? 0:40:39.880 --> 0:40:43.239 I said, Crown Royal? And then motherfucker said to the 0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:48.520 bartender give her ten shots to Crown. I said that 0:40:48.640 --> 0:41:02.320 ain't ship, motherfucker the first look. Now, just when I 0:41:02.440 --> 0:41:08.359 was starting to like it's on the saven time, that's 0:41:08.360 --> 0:41:13.440 what I say about mentioned up turn on? Okay, So 0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:17.680 so the guy gets tim fucking shots. We're at the bar, right, 0:41:18.520 --> 0:41:20.359 So I drink the first shot in my my bam, 0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:33.600 nothing boom. I pick up just a seconde bamn, pick 0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:54.960 up to third? Work hot in here? Fourth? How many 0:41:55.040 --> 0:42:09.960 more is it left? Fine? M oh? Can I have 0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:18.560 some water? Maybe six? See how that fell out? That's 0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:22.319 what just about happened to me. I took number six 0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:25.680 and then everything went dark. I think I drank it 0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:30.319 too fast, like you're trying to do to me. Oh, 0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:40.719 but now I'm wilde a little bit to sabotage. She 0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:45.920 quick too, okay, asked me something else? Okay, go ahead. 0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:53.520 Did you pick em ladder? Queen Lativa? And we thought 0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:58.440 that story has something to do it. I was about 0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:01.719 to dream it was about the drink. It was about 0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:08.400 Queenland people, Okay, okay, keep up, alright, alright, So okay, 0:43:08.719 --> 0:43:10.480 yeah you didn't pick I think you think I was 0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:14.400 trying to actually distract it. You got us, okay, the 0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:17.960 queen lie we went with queen? Okay, all right? Now 0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:23.719 I love motherfucker empty light, all right? Or Robert Williams, 0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:30.600 oh wow, George Carlin, Okay, so Cat Williams or d L. 0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:38.319 Hughley at Williams, I love you, Jal, but got got 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:42.040 everybody know Cat for me, Steve Harvey or Centric the entertainer. 0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:47.279 Oh my god, taking a shot. You just got a 0:43:47.280 --> 0:43:51.320 little one, right shot? Because I don't I don't. I 0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:56.800 don't really fun with neither one. No, I need that 0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:59.400 fun with me. Let's take the shot. And I got 0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:04.279 a question. It's a few. If you pick neither, you 0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:10.680 gotta drink too. Who made hold on? And by the way, audience, 0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:14.360 this is what they don't take drink. Tell's got a 0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:16.319 lot of drinks here, and they have some really good weat. 0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:19.040 They got a motherfucking thing to eat. Now, I think 0:44:19.080 --> 0:44:24.200 that's sabotag. How are you gonna get somebody drunk? You 0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:26.879 know they'll damnitly eat the copping off the fucking floor. 0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:31.080 You can ask the motherfucking hot cheet though or something 0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:34.880 in this bit noriy. That's what they don't tell you. 0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:37.040 But I'm here to tell you because I'm a truth teller. 0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:43.640 Luckily I asked somebody I have food, But go ahead, No, 0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:47.640 you don't know. Let's discuss these snacks. Why the fund 0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:50.200 did y'all don't have a box a little you can 0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:52.360 get a variety pack to cott your mom used to 0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:56.600 put on top of frigerator, so you can reach a little, 0:44:58.239 --> 0:45:02.719 a little something for about it. Sometimes we got food 0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:05.400 here sometimes sometimes let me tell you something about the 0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:08.719 next time I come to this one of the day, 0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:13.400 No problem, I ain't on my own. I'm not hungry. 0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:19.200 You guys forgot someone with Jim Carey. Alright, Lenny Bruce 0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:25.440 and my caps Letty Bruce Friday or next Friday, Friday. 0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:29.920 And then it's the last question with this, with this, 0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:32.279 with this segment of this segment of the show. So 0:45:32.280 --> 0:45:33.799 you ain't gonna take shots no more if you don't 0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:37.680 want to. But everyone things a trick question, e FN 0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:40.160 don't and things. It's kind of simple. Some some people 0:45:40.200 --> 0:45:44.920 answer this complicated. It's totally up to you teach his 0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:53.400 own loyalty or respect respect quickly quickly. If you have respect, 0:45:53.440 --> 0:45:57.640 you're gonna get the loyalty. Okay, you know what, you 0:45:57.719 --> 0:45:59.160 didn't have to drink, but I'm gonna drink to that 0:45:59.200 --> 0:46:00.719 because that was a great hand. I don't care grant 0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:09.760 because I'm just kind of until I feel like it again. Okay, 0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:14.719 So so many people you know, always say how hard 0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:19.360 it is uh to maintain in this game, and then 0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:21.120 a lot of people say how hard it is for 0:46:21.239 --> 0:46:24.239 black woman to be in this game. Do you feel 0:46:24.280 --> 0:46:27.959 like it's it's it's it's harder being a black woman, 0:46:28.200 --> 0:46:31.880 or it's something that could um, because right now I 0:46:31.960 --> 0:46:35.440 just read a statement that they said the most intelligent 0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:39.799 people in the US is black woman. Yeah, Trevor Noa 0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:42.000 told you that a couple of weeks ago. Oh no, 0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:44.880 I read it on Instagram and you should have known it. Anyway, 0:46:45.320 --> 0:46:50.680 everybody should know that. Um, I mean being a woman 0:46:50.840 --> 0:46:59.080 in any sport, career, choice or anything bush out. Um. 0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:03.800 But that can't be the excuse. So it could be, 0:47:03.960 --> 0:47:05.719 it could be the reason, but don't let it be 0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:10.920 the excuse. UM. I've been in this game for thirty 0:47:11.040 --> 0:47:18.560 years and I've never UM I think that. But was 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:25.480 I see for comedians is to me, the um you 0:47:25.560 --> 0:47:28.959 have to be the continent continuity is is what gets 0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:33.160 you the notoriety and stuff. You have to be good 0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:37.960 all the time, not most of the time, not some 0:47:38.120 --> 0:47:41.600 of the time, not on average. You have to slay 0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:45.320 all the time, and that's what's gonna get people to 0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:50.239 talking about you, and you know, you have to be 0:47:50.360 --> 0:47:54.239 able to be relatable to all types of audiences. You know, 0:47:54.600 --> 0:47:59.000 I could, I believe and what I've been told, I 0:47:59.120 --> 0:48:03.160 could kill audience and not just Mississippi as well as 0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:05.800 I could kill an audience that the Jewish, you know, 0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:12.160 Liberation Foundation, Gala. You know, because the things that you 0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:17.040 talk about should be universal to everybody, because everybody wants 0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:19.560 to come and laugh. You know, if the world could 0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:21.879 be like inside a comedy club or a cruise ship, 0:48:22.239 --> 0:48:25.120 because everybody puts all the racism aside when it comes 0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:28.759 to a comedy club. You could have a Arian Nation brotherhood, 0:48:28.880 --> 0:48:33.200 white man sitting next to a Muslim in a comedy club, right, 0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:37.040 And so that that's why I just feel like the 0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:40.440 comedy should relate to everybody. But isn't that changing though, 0:48:40.520 --> 0:48:43.760 isn't like cancel cultures sort of say, changing that dynamic? 0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:49.640 I don't my question, that's crazy you said that. I don't. 0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:52.640 I don't. You don't care about cancel car like it 0:48:52.680 --> 0:48:55.600 doesn't exist to you. Well, sure you can if you 0:48:55.680 --> 0:48:59.320 do something raptured enough for up, ugh, you can be canceled. 0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:04.200 Yester like that, mommy, But yess it like that. But 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:07.520 I think that if your heart is in the right place, 0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:09.440 you've been doing the work, and the people see the 0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:12.319 struggle and you're for the people and the people are 0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:17.640 for you, that just stay in your mind. I've always 0:49:17.680 --> 0:49:19.520 had a rep you know, if I came out, if 0:49:19.560 --> 0:49:21.719 I was like, what are the oldsan Twins or something, 0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:24.319 and I started talking to all radical, that would shock people. 0:49:24.360 --> 0:49:26.960 But I've been this way all my life, so nobody 0:49:27.000 --> 0:49:28.759 is surprised that the ship to come out of my 0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:30.880 mouth or the things that I do are the places 0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:33.480 I turned up and the ship causes I get behind 0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:37.600 because I've been the same way continuously. My friends would 0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:40.279 tell you, you know, like some people were talking the 0:49:40.360 --> 0:49:44.600 other day how some people have um alter ego, like 0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:49.320 Yonce has Sasha fears and you know, and you know 0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:52.440 Mariah's got her lambs and all this, But I'm the 0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:56.520 same way, Like this is me. There's no I'm going 0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:59.120 on drink Champs. I'm gonna be like this, There's no 0:49:59.280 --> 0:50:01.279 I'm going to the e T. It was I being like, 0:50:02.360 --> 0:50:05.880 I'm like the same way all the time, and um, 0:50:06.719 --> 0:50:10.360 I think that I connect with with with people, you know, 0:50:10.560 --> 0:50:14.279 just regular people. If this isn't in your heart. Just 0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:19.799 like rap I think that rappers are so fucking intelligent 0:50:19.920 --> 0:50:24.359 because your mind is thinking about what you're gonna say 0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:27.840 before you say it. Like if you're battling somebody and 0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:31.320 you're listening to them, you're already thinking about the response 0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:34.040 in your head before they've even finished talking to you. 0:50:34.560 --> 0:50:37.760 That's the mind I believe of a rapper, right. Comedians 0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:40.759 pretty much the same. Yeah, Like, if you're saying some 0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:43.239 shitty ship to me, I already know what I'm gonna 0:50:43.239 --> 0:50:45.640 say back to you. But what about the idea that 0:50:45.760 --> 0:50:48.560 people now they go back into people's old sketches and 0:50:48.680 --> 0:50:52.120 bits and it doesn't age well for whatever reason. Oh, 0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:54.120 I don't know, because I don't you know, i'd give 0:50:54.160 --> 0:50:56.719 a funk about any of that. I don't know. I 0:50:56.840 --> 0:50:59.200 don't deal with that. I just, you know, do what 0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:01.800 I do and of what I'm doing, and that's it. 0:51:01.960 --> 0:51:05.120 And if if I cared, that would make me stop 0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:09.160 being who. That's why I don't even watch my Ship. 0:51:09.719 --> 0:51:12.439 I haven't watch That's My Boy, but maybe try something 0:51:12.520 --> 0:51:15.480 like I can't. I tried to watch bor At about 0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:18.400 a month ago. I got five minutes and I'm i 0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:22.560 can't do it. This ship is Yeah, I watch the 0:51:22.600 --> 0:51:25.040 ship I do. I wouldn't do it no more. I 0:51:25.080 --> 0:51:27.759 would cringe. So I just have to go forward. And 0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:31.440 just so, does your does your does your your writing 0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:36.080 process or your um comedic skits? Does it change because 0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:39.719 of cancel culture? Do you think about what I don't 0:51:39.760 --> 0:51:42.880 do skits? I don't have the opportunity. I would like 0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.600 to do skins. Guys like doing little plays, but I 0:51:45.719 --> 0:51:47.799 don't you know, I don't have the opportunity right now. 0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:49.600 Some people asking me, I don't have time. And so 0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:52.120 right now Netflix come to USA, we want you to 0:51:52.840 --> 0:51:55.440 sketch comedy. You don't give a fuck. No, I mean 0:51:55.480 --> 0:51:58.520 I would do sketch comedy. I'll do any of that 0:51:58.640 --> 0:52:02.960 ship enterprises. But I'm just saying that. And I don't 0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:06.760 write either. That's another thing. I write down bullet points 0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:09.960 and then I just riffed, just like if you're a 0:52:10.120 --> 0:52:17.000 rapping in comedy. No, but I already know what made 0:52:17.040 --> 0:52:19.400 it funny to me. So that's why I don't have 0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:22.360 to like memorize the script, because it's what really happened. 0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:25.359 I can recall it. You know, I'm in my mind. Okay, 0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:28.200 So let's suppose you you you had a family picking 0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:33.160 it your your gay cousin makes a funny joke about, 0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:37.200 you know, eating a Glizzie, right, and you take this 0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:40.239 material you say, man like that was that was the 0:52:40.280 --> 0:52:42.759 gay cousin and he kind of killed that and he 0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.440 knows what he knows he was being funny. But do 0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:47.759 you take that material and then do you use it 0:52:48.120 --> 0:52:50.839 knowing that you know everyone in your family is gonna 0:52:50.880 --> 0:52:53.719 get the joke everyone, but there's be somebody be are 0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:58.080 you talking about? No? I don't even understand what So 0:52:58.920 --> 0:53:04.919 I got him confused? You know what? Like like, because 0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:08.040 you might offend somebody in that community by having a 0:53:08.160 --> 0:53:11.200 joke about someone that you and your cousin always joke up. 0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:13.759 What about is it something like that that you My 0:53:14.080 --> 0:53:20.080 family is funnier than me. My family we are what 0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:23.520 we like to call shitty funny. We're like, if you 0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:26.360 can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen. Like we 0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:31.880 say funked up ship all the time. The time we 0:53:32.040 --> 0:53:35.560 say funked up ship to each other about each other 0:53:36.200 --> 0:53:38.839 and all that ship. And you can either spend your 0:53:38.920 --> 0:53:42.320 time getting piste off or you know, laugh about this 0:53:42.360 --> 0:53:45.160 ship and say something fucked up back. You know, that's 0:53:45.160 --> 0:53:47.520 where I get this ship from. I mean, my family 0:53:47.680 --> 0:53:50.680 is funny with a very sharp tongue. Well, okay, I 0:53:50.800 --> 0:53:54.439 have seven brothers and sisters. I would say that three 0:53:54.560 --> 0:54:00.960 of them are not as vocally ambracive the rest of us. 0:54:01.640 --> 0:54:05.680 But the rest of us are downright, like in Celtic 0:54:05.840 --> 0:54:11.880 hurtful ship. So Thanksgiving as different. Oh no, it's not 0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:16.239 the Thanksgiving for my family. It's the family reunion. Yeah, 0:54:16.440 --> 0:54:23.120 it's the old family family barbecue. Yes, the fish fried barbecue. 0:54:23.680 --> 0:54:28.000 Lots of liquor because from Arkansas, everybody, Okay, where I'm 0:54:28.040 --> 0:54:32.080 at from toltt Arkansas is a dry county, so you 0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:34.400 have to go out of the county. I'm about to 0:54:34.440 --> 0:54:36.959 go to Arkansas's dry. That's where I'm going this weekend. 0:54:37.320 --> 0:54:40.600 Dry means that means it doesn't mean dry. They don't 0:54:41.080 --> 0:54:49.680 alcoholic Sunday. Yeah, Bensamville, I'm going. I don't know why 0:54:49.760 --> 0:54:51.840 you're going wrong. No, it's a it's a film. My 0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:54.040 boy's doing a film over. There had to be a 0:54:54.160 --> 0:55:01.919 very good reason, a vacation destination. But but so saying 0:55:01.960 --> 0:55:04.520 all that to say that everybody's got a truck or 0:55:04.560 --> 0:55:08.640 a van, in that truck or van. Is what cooler? 0:55:09.239 --> 0:55:12.160 What's what? Your beer and your liquor and your mix. 0:55:12.680 --> 0:55:17.400 Every car is a rolling motherfucking bar because and then 0:55:17.440 --> 0:55:20.840 there's the bootleg guy who's got all the points and 0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:23.040 ship and they were Bill Clinton was getting it in 0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:27.080 or that's where he was from to he was, you 0:55:27.160 --> 0:55:30.120 know what it is, he was a governor Arkansas. I 0:55:30.160 --> 0:55:37.280 think let me find out you and Bill got history 0:55:37.360 --> 0:55:44.440 with each other. Monica Lewinsky, Oh my god, how did 0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:47.520 you feel like that? Stephen a recently said, Um, he 0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:49.560 was like he was trying to say that, you know, 0:55:49.680 --> 0:55:51.800 Yana is dope, but he was the way he said it. 0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:54.760 He said, you know, she's no Beyonce, And it felt 0:55:54.800 --> 0:55:59.520 like to two people that we honest, not trying to 0:55:59.560 --> 0:56:02.440 be beyond say, I think everyone knows that you do. 0:56:02.760 --> 0:56:04.600 What did you What did you think when you read 0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:06.960 that headline that Stephen they did that, and everyone saying 0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:09.160 they're always trying to put the sisters against each other? 0:56:09.320 --> 0:56:11.000 What did you think? Oh my god? At first I 0:56:11.040 --> 0:56:13.919 don't even pay attention to stephen A. Smith number one, 0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:18.279 but um, when I the glimpse of the things I 0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:20.680 have heard him say, I think that they took it 0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:24.360 out of context. You know, he's a cocky motherfucker. Cocky 0:56:24.440 --> 0:56:29.400 motherfucker's sometimes say ship to sounds cocky because their motherfucker's. 0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:33.960 That's what makes cocky motherfucker, That's what it is. So 0:56:34.320 --> 0:56:37.640 you know they lovel to say any goddamn thing then 0:56:37.760 --> 0:56:41.040 have to read track. You know, I rarely have to 0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:43.960 backpedal because I stand pretty much tin toes down and 0:56:44.040 --> 0:56:46.600 everything I've said, But sometimes you have to be like, 0:56:46.680 --> 0:56:48.960 you know, I didn't really mean like that, So I 0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:52.239 don't think he really meant no harm be yancey, but 0:56:52.400 --> 0:57:00.120 that be high. They give up, they give us. Why 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:04.319 do you say, mother, mother, Yeah, they're trying to get 0:57:04.400 --> 0:57:08.239 him firing and everything. God mother, I know lot to 0:57:08.280 --> 0:57:11.279 be high, have you got? But but this was this 0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:14.319 was the Rihanna Finty gang too. That when he got 0:57:14.440 --> 0:57:17.120 double dosed, it wasn't like he got it. Just want 0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:19.840 to be hog, don't have nothing to prove the no 0:57:20.280 --> 0:57:24.240 motherfucker Okay, shout out to Hay Sap rockets and tapping that, 0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:35.760 yeah I didn't put one up and got you got 0:57:38.160 --> 0:57:47.320 you said you ain't going to stop pulling off my club. 0:57:51.480 --> 0:57:54.000 We gotta get into the Rihanna deal. And that's exactly 0:57:54.000 --> 0:57:55.960 what I was going. Now, Where was you at when 0:57:56.520 --> 0:57:59.320 when someone approached you instead of Rihanna wants you to be? 0:58:00.960 --> 0:58:04.600 How did that manifest itself? Because we see you manifesto, 0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:07.560 You're a manifesto. You know the phrase, it all goes 0:58:07.640 --> 0:58:14.200 down in the DM. Right, I didn't. I'm here, don't 0:58:14.520 --> 0:58:17.200 don't tell me we arena DM. No, she did, but 0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:21.840 I've gotta tell you how it happened. My friend Damien 0:58:22.120 --> 0:58:25.560 shout out to Damon. My friend Damon is a tour 0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:28.440 bus driver. He was my toy bus driver when he 0:58:28.560 --> 0:58:31.600 was on tour with Cat. He remained my friend after 0:58:31.720 --> 0:58:33.720 the Williams. Just in case people don't know who's talked 0:58:33.720 --> 0:58:44.560 about who don't know about Calais smoke like that. It's 0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:50.520 still sucking, Okay. When I was on throw with Catt Williams, 0:58:51.360 --> 0:58:55.080 Damien was our toy bus driver. After the tour was over, 0:58:55.520 --> 0:59:04.720 he remained a toy bus driver. Huh, they sent you 0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:12.200 a brother just to get watch She watched this is 0:59:12.320 --> 0:59:18.720 they sneak up ponies never know it? Okay. So Damian 0:59:18.760 --> 0:59:21.400 continued to drive to a buses for Reba McIntyre and 0:59:21.480 --> 0:59:25.240 other people like this. So one night, like eleven o'clock 0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:29.000 at night, he called me FaceTime and I'm like, what's 0:59:29.080 --> 0:59:31.640 up and he said, hey me and my client was 0:59:31.800 --> 0:59:36.160 just watching you on the bus. I said, well, who's 0:59:36.200 --> 0:59:39.680 your client? And Rihanna popped on the screen. I was like, 0:59:40.960 --> 0:59:49.600 I'm gonna broke my nail trying to screen shot. I 0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:58.080 got a blur. So um, I told her no, she's 0:59:58.120 --> 1:00:01.200 a comedy fan and she's a fan, was a fan 1:00:01.320 --> 1:00:04.920 of mine. Go bigger and I said, thank you so much. 1:00:04.960 --> 1:00:06.880 I said yeah, and you know, of course I love you. 1:00:07.720 --> 1:00:10.240 And um, I said, my daughter is a very big 1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:12.920 fan of your lingerie. I said, I wish that you 1:00:13.040 --> 1:00:15.840 made it in bigger girl sizes and she said I do. 1:00:16.840 --> 1:00:19.200 I said you do? I said what hell? I wanted 1:00:19.200 --> 1:00:21.960 to be a model and I want to be linger model, 1:00:22.240 --> 1:00:24.160 and she said, let's make it happen. I mean, like 1:00:24.280 --> 1:00:26.920 Kikikiki got off the phone. I thought that was it 1:00:27.400 --> 1:00:37.880 a dream? Then she hit me in the what and 1:00:38.160 --> 1:00:41.960 she uh said what's your email? And I sent her 1:00:42.080 --> 1:00:47.400 my email? And having contracts started coming, catalogs and stuff 1:00:48.040 --> 1:00:51.520 and you pick out, um, what you want to wear? 1:00:51.920 --> 1:00:55.360 That month and then you get it. They sent it 1:00:55.440 --> 1:01:01.200 to you, and you take pictures in and then mind you, daddy, 1:01:01.480 --> 1:01:06.360 he think a lot of things. Have you subscribed to? 1:01:06.400 --> 1:01:10.920 My only fans is now he's your only fans, you know, 1:01:11.080 --> 1:01:15.840 my only motherfucker. We don't don't don't break his spirit, 1:01:16.840 --> 1:01:23.640 you would break myself. So um um. Now, when the 1:01:23.760 --> 1:01:28.040 ship came and I realized what I signed up for, 1:01:29.160 --> 1:01:31.400 I'm like, oh my god, I gotta really take the 1:01:31.600 --> 1:01:35.200 pictures in this ship, you know, because I mean, there 1:01:35.320 --> 1:01:37.760 wasn't no you know, no shade rainbow. But this wasn't 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:42.040 for rainbow. This was from other fucking Rihanna. I literally 1:01:42.160 --> 1:01:45.440 wrote what they say, wrote checked that my mouth was 1:01:45.520 --> 1:01:48.720 about to have to cash. Right, you're legit gonna be 1:01:48.760 --> 1:01:51.800 a model right now? Yeah. I had already been a model, 1:01:51.800 --> 1:01:56.160 because I had already done Penthouse April edition is April 1:01:56.160 --> 1:01:58.160 fools edition. I had to have a six page spread 1:01:58.720 --> 1:02:01.240 in Penhouse magazine. I didn't bust it up. And so 1:02:02.920 --> 1:02:05.120 I don't think you're gonna see that if you meet 1:02:05.200 --> 1:02:08.680 my pussy, you got me to face to face. Should 1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:17.360 make some noise quick hand for this story. So okay, 1:02:18.880 --> 1:02:22.680 So now you gotta take the pictures, and we found 1:02:22.920 --> 1:02:26.480 a classy, artful way for me to take them. And 1:02:26.600 --> 1:02:29.720 the response was very very good, like oh this sisters 1:02:29.880 --> 1:02:32.680 was like ship, I'm gonna do a fucking photo spread 1:02:32.760 --> 1:02:34.680 too for my own self and I'm gonna get some 1:02:34.760 --> 1:02:37.080 of the Ludrede. A lot of people got it, and 1:02:37.280 --> 1:02:40.600 so it was did it for a couple of years. 1:02:40.640 --> 1:02:43.080 You know, I got some great photos and stuff. The 1:02:43.160 --> 1:02:46.040 pictures are great, they look great. I know I recognized 1:02:46.080 --> 1:02:51.080 you all my own the pictures. Really it's really small, 1:02:51.200 --> 1:02:54.040 but I knew it, and I imagine it was a 1:02:54.080 --> 1:02:56.840 great chuck for you. Correct. Yeah, it was a very 1:02:56.960 --> 1:03:04.000 nice check makes noise for young. And then I got 1:03:04.080 --> 1:03:07.080 a chance to be in the Savage Finty Lingerie uh 1:03:07.440 --> 1:03:10.920 fashion show on Amazon Prime and stuff, and it was 1:03:11.040 --> 1:03:14.479 me in Paris Hilton and Willow Smith and a bunch 1:03:14.480 --> 1:03:18.479 of other um people and that was an experience because 1:03:18.520 --> 1:03:21.439 that was during COVID too, but we shot in great 1:03:21.560 --> 1:03:25.880 choreographer Paris Global and it was just a wonderful, um 1:03:26.840 --> 1:03:29.120 wonderful time too. And then you know, I did that 1:03:29.200 --> 1:03:32.800 for a couple of years. Do you not with them? 1:03:32.840 --> 1:03:35.320 No more? No, we didn't break up or anything, but 1:03:35.440 --> 1:03:38.160 my contract conspiding. It's just as well, because I really 1:03:38.560 --> 1:03:41.600 those photo shoes take time, and plus I don't like 1:03:41.760 --> 1:03:51.880 wearing songs. It makes my vagina heard you put one 1:03:51.960 --> 1:03:58.200 on and tell me I was not I was not ready. 1:03:58.280 --> 1:04:03.680 I wasn't ready for I was not all right? Cool, Okay, 1:04:03.920 --> 1:04:07.120 there's one part of this part one part of one 1:04:07.160 --> 1:04:11.040 part of the movie. That's my boy. This was funniest 1:04:11.080 --> 1:04:14.560 part that. Yeah, when the soldier guard came in, he goes, 1:04:15.000 --> 1:04:18.080 he goes, um, I didn't. The other guy next to 1:04:18.120 --> 1:04:22.320 him he goes, I've only seen two vaginas its whole life. 1:04:22.560 --> 1:04:26.080 And then you said, well now that was your third. Yeah, 1:04:26.440 --> 1:04:28.040 and then he said that might be four and five. 1:04:32.400 --> 1:04:35.240 How did that read when you read that scre How 1:04:35.280 --> 1:04:37.000 did that read? Like? What did you read that and 1:04:37.080 --> 1:04:39.680 be like, Okay, what I took away from them it 1:04:39.800 --> 1:04:44.880 w was you know that maybe I had exceptionally big 1:04:45.000 --> 1:04:51.520 vagina like I do. It's a very visual show. This 1:04:51.960 --> 1:04:55.160 is the first time I thought it. I can come 1:04:55.200 --> 1:05:04.520 out here and made my motherfucker to get and a 1:05:04.640 --> 1:05:09.800 black woman. Everybody wanted not up. You're never nor the 1:05:11.280 --> 1:05:25.000 black guy. But let's yeah, shut the whole room down. 1:05:27.240 --> 1:05:31.160 Come over here. No, goddamn mother, that's really good. I 1:05:31.240 --> 1:05:32.919 saw I saw you was in the in the movie, 1:05:33.080 --> 1:05:37.360 um the Rock. Yes, what was the rule? I remember 1:05:37.400 --> 1:05:41.400 that movie? Sean Connery, right, Nicholas Cage. I just came 1:05:41.440 --> 1:05:46.400 from I just didn't do What were you doing on that? No? 1:05:46.560 --> 1:05:48.440 I was driving by it. I mean I was using 1:05:48.480 --> 1:05:52.160 the baby Yeah, yeah, the baby bridge. I stayed in 1:05:52.240 --> 1:05:55.920 San Francisco, but I had a show. I don't know. 1:05:56.080 --> 1:05:58.240 I felt a little weird about that, like why don't 1:05:58.240 --> 1:06:00.040 want to see an ex jail with? I mean, but 1:06:00.160 --> 1:06:02.280 that's like a story. But I understand you might be 1:06:02.520 --> 1:06:06.680 trying to try. Yeah, but but yeah, what was your role? 1:06:06.880 --> 1:06:09.040 And I understand you might have been trying to try. No, 1:06:09.240 --> 1:06:12.040 I was just just, you know, just like one little 1:06:12.080 --> 1:06:14.240 speaking role. I was almost an extra. But I was 1:06:14.280 --> 1:06:17.080 an extra. We're just speaking roll. But what they didn't 1:06:17.120 --> 1:06:19.760 know and I had it? That's I gotta listen. I 1:06:19.840 --> 1:06:22.400 got so. I gotta say it for the book. Give 1:06:22.480 --> 1:06:29.480 us something, show us, show us what well you gonna 1:06:29.520 --> 1:06:33.520 look at that? Oh my god, we don't have to 1:06:34.040 --> 1:06:39.640 have anything. Passes Dominican of Colombian people's phones around what 1:06:39.680 --> 1:06:42.240 are you looking at? You looking at port? They just 1:06:42.360 --> 1:06:49.040 shot me. You gotta play, oh play. You ain't telling 1:06:49.040 --> 1:06:53.120 me that I see what you and he is over 1:06:53.280 --> 1:07:01.000 here ship. Yeah, that was it. But a lot of people, 1:07:03.840 --> 1:07:07.080 what is it you? I M D M M dB be. 1:07:07.840 --> 1:07:11.600 You know, I'm gonna be so room kids, because all 1:07:11.720 --> 1:07:16.120 the movies you've been in is fucking crazy. I know. 1:07:16.200 --> 1:07:18.240 I'm like a pop up queen. I keep popping up 1:07:18.280 --> 1:07:21.400 every aware I'm gonna pop up. I'm trying to be 1:07:21.480 --> 1:07:24.640 the next black woman in late night TV. That's I 1:07:24.680 --> 1:07:29.840 don't want to do. Day we ran out of the air. 1:07:29.920 --> 1:07:32.760 Wait wait, wait, I'm taking a shot to that. I 1:07:32.960 --> 1:07:36.640 thank you. I'm taking a shot to that to see 1:07:36.680 --> 1:07:41.080 you on late night. Thank you, but hopefully hopefully drinking 1:07:41.120 --> 1:07:45.760 a late night not Oprah. So it's a drunk drink. 1:07:45.960 --> 1:07:48.960 Don't put that on. No, no, no, no no, I'm 1:07:48.960 --> 1:07:50.480 gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why I 1:07:50.520 --> 1:07:53.720 want to have liquor on my show because Johnny Carson 1:07:54.000 --> 1:07:58.400 used to drink drink on john on the show. It's 1:07:58.440 --> 1:08:02.080 solutely on this show. Him and McMahon in the coffee cup, 1:08:02.280 --> 1:08:06.240 they had booze and they served it, and there shows 1:08:06.320 --> 1:08:09.400 that third booze backstage now that you may or may 1:08:09.440 --> 1:08:12.840 not know, and they're really it was also a quick 1:08:12.880 --> 1:08:15.880 lose too, and they tried to talk about us. We're 1:08:15.880 --> 1:08:22.000 just doing Cosby Show. Yeah, that was my next question, 1:08:22.080 --> 1:08:23.599 and I just put it. She said, the Cosby Show. 1:08:23.880 --> 1:08:26.519 Hold up. I just put that on the group chat 1:08:26.640 --> 1:08:29.479 because I'm did you come with me Bill Cosby? Yeah? 1:08:30.040 --> 1:08:33.240 Did he have jello? Put it? Did he have jello? 1:08:34.960 --> 1:08:38.960 He was working? How was it? Me and Bill Cosby? 1:08:39.000 --> 1:08:42.200 I get mixed stories about him. Oh. When I met him, 1:08:42.280 --> 1:08:45.880 it was at a book signing in the park in 1:08:46.040 --> 1:08:51.320 Los Angeles, California, And you know, it's just before any 1:08:51.360 --> 1:08:54.679 of the ship came out. And so I was standing 1:08:54.720 --> 1:08:56.560 in line about the book because of course you have 1:08:56.640 --> 1:09:00.960 to buy the book first to get automat and so 1:09:01.160 --> 1:09:03.400 I was saying that in my book, and somebody shoved me, 1:09:03.560 --> 1:09:05.800 and I looked and it was Bill Cosby and he 1:09:05.920 --> 1:09:08.040 looked back and like laughed because you're like, you know, 1:09:08.200 --> 1:09:10.439 shoved me not I don't know if you knew who 1:09:10.479 --> 1:09:13.479 I was or he just wanted to shove me. So 1:09:13.640 --> 1:09:15.759 he showed me that it felt like you were already 1:09:15.760 --> 1:09:18.880 a working comedian at the time. I've been working your 1:09:18.920 --> 1:09:22.600 meeting for thirty years. So he and and one of 1:09:22.680 --> 1:09:25.639 his assistants was a comedian and new me and stuff. 1:09:25.680 --> 1:09:27.280 So I don't know if you knew me or didn't 1:09:27.280 --> 1:09:29.479 know me, but what it felt like, it was just 1:09:29.640 --> 1:09:32.680 like if you had a father that you could play with, 1:09:32.920 --> 1:09:36.479 you know, like a leg like that. It felt it 1:09:36.640 --> 1:09:43.240 felt No, I didn't have that. I didn't have a 1:09:43.320 --> 1:09:48.160 father like that, so it felt like, you know, it's 1:09:48.240 --> 1:09:51.800 like my heart has Bill Cosby, like this is amazing. 1:09:51.920 --> 1:09:54.200 Like he shoved me, you know, and looked back and laugh. 1:09:54.600 --> 1:09:58.639 So we had a moment, and then he signed my book. 1:09:59.160 --> 1:10:00.720 And then one time, hm, I saw him in the 1:10:00.800 --> 1:10:03.439 airport and he and I sat next to each other 1:10:03.520 --> 1:10:05.920 and flew from l A to Las Vegas, and I 1:10:06.040 --> 1:10:08.880 got the pictures. But what I did and I had 1:10:08.920 --> 1:10:11.560 to take a one picture just like adoring him and 1:10:11.640 --> 1:10:14.519 laying on his shoulder. But of course, in light of 1:10:14.600 --> 1:10:18.599 what happened, I reposted it and I said, then I'm 1:10:18.680 --> 1:10:28.040 sleepy on foul. Did you see the documentary? Mm hmmm. 1:10:31.479 --> 1:10:34.400 I just think that Bill Cosmer used to be fine 1:10:34.560 --> 1:10:36.960 as fun. He used to run, he used to run 1:10:37.080 --> 1:10:40.160 track or tempo. He was an athlete, He was buffed, 1:10:40.200 --> 1:10:42.639 he was fine as fuck. He could have got any 1:10:42.720 --> 1:10:46.160 of them bitches pussy that he wanted and did and 1:10:46.400 --> 1:10:51.280 did and did. So. The fact that knowing that and 1:10:51.439 --> 1:10:56.040 still preferring to drug women is like you want to 1:10:56.320 --> 1:11:00.800 just one heart beat away from necrophilia, Like like you 1:11:00.840 --> 1:11:02.840 don't want to make love to somebody who's making love 1:11:02.880 --> 1:11:07.519 to you back. You just want to a body. That's 1:11:07.560 --> 1:11:11.760 some twisted ship. Okay, right now, Bill Cosby's going on 1:11:11.920 --> 1:11:14.840 to your agent care you and say, Bill wants you 1:11:14.920 --> 1:11:22.719 to open up. I can't do it, Bill, I can't 1:11:22.760 --> 1:11:36.040 do it. I can't trust you around my cocktail, shade. 1:11:36.400 --> 1:11:38.559 I can't trust you around my cocktail. So I don't 1:11:38.600 --> 1:11:43.880 think I'm gonna go no. Everything is, you know, I am. Luckily, 1:11:43.960 --> 1:11:46.760 I'm at the point of my career where I do 1:11:47.040 --> 1:11:52.120 have the opportunity to turn down ship that I don't 1:11:52.160 --> 1:11:54.400 want to do. You know, when you're really trying to 1:11:54.520 --> 1:11:57.000 get that bag and you're coming up and you're hungry, 1:11:57.479 --> 1:11:59.600 you don't even have the opportunity to turn down what 1:11:59.720 --> 1:12:02.240 you don't want to do. You gotta get that money. 1:12:02.280 --> 1:12:06.559 You're trying to live, you know, but um, I wouldn't 1:12:06.560 --> 1:12:08.559 do it now, and I do have the opportunity to say. 1:12:08.640 --> 1:12:11.639 I mean, I'm not turning with nobody right now to myself, 1:12:12.680 --> 1:12:16.360 so I don't have to rely on nobody to eat. 1:12:16.640 --> 1:12:19.880 You know what, do you prefer stand up or doing movies? 1:12:20.240 --> 1:12:24.640 Stand up? Because of the media reaction. Yeah, it's like 1:12:24.720 --> 1:12:32.760 a drug, for sure. And ask me whether which one 1:12:32.800 --> 1:12:36.920 I like better movies than television? Okay, no, you ask 1:12:37.000 --> 1:12:42.560 your motherfucker's which one do you like? Movies and television? No? 1:12:42.720 --> 1:12:46.360 Which one do I like more? Jesus Christmas? Which would 1:12:46.360 --> 1:12:51.439 you like more? Challenge? You know you want to drink 1:12:51.520 --> 1:12:56.400 and show, motherfucker, I'm here to challenge your intelligence because 1:12:56.439 --> 1:13:00.800 I had edibles. That's what they don't know. Um, I 1:13:00.920 --> 1:13:06.080 prefer television because movies you're expecting to show up and 1:13:06.160 --> 1:13:10.680 then they're gonna shoot. Television you have rehearsals, and I 1:13:10.880 --> 1:13:13.880 need rehearsal. I'm the type of personally rehearsal. I need 1:13:13.960 --> 1:13:15.960 to be in the space you know that I'm saying 1:13:16.000 --> 1:13:18.160 this when I'm walking over here and make it all 1:13:18.240 --> 1:13:20.240 makes sense in my head. I can't just read it 1:13:20.320 --> 1:13:23.040 off the paper. And go act it as I can't 1:13:23.080 --> 1:13:26.559 do it like that. So you want me to give 1:13:26.600 --> 1:13:29.559 you some more questions to ask? Please? Can you write 1:13:29.600 --> 1:13:31.360 him and sentence to both of us. We'll give you text. 1:13:34.960 --> 1:13:36.599 I'm just trying to get you to take the shot. 1:13:37.080 --> 1:13:40.479 So I got on the shot. Oh my god, and 1:13:40.560 --> 1:13:43.240 let me ask you before we take this other shot. Yeah, 1:13:43.280 --> 1:13:45.439 and she cat you lined up before. We've never worked 1:13:45.479 --> 1:13:51.120 with Harvey Weinstein. That the way you feel like if 1:13:51.200 --> 1:13:54.479 I had worked with Harvey Weinstein, my motherfucking jet would 1:13:54.479 --> 1:13:58.320 be at the airport right now and he'd debade me 1:13:58.439 --> 1:14:01.639 out out of gave him what he wanted. A nasty 1:14:01.800 --> 1:14:12.040 motherfucker that's sucking a rich She's like, Harvey, Yeah with me, No, 1:14:12.200 --> 1:14:16.680 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding letters. No, but I'm 1:14:16.760 --> 1:14:21.640 just saying that there's sucking somebody rich, and there's some 1:14:21.920 --> 1:14:25.519 fucking somebody rich and powerful and in the business. At 1:14:25.560 --> 1:14:28.080 that time, I guess Harvey was really rich and powerful. 1:14:28.400 --> 1:14:30.920 But see if you just look at the motherfucker's you 1:14:31.040 --> 1:14:37.519 know the people who get holes. He oh, quite nasty fat. 1:14:38.080 --> 1:14:40.400 I don't know, bitch, won't you? You just got money? 1:14:40.800 --> 1:14:43.080 Any bitch that sleeps when she was a total whore. 1:14:43.560 --> 1:14:47.719 Because you're old and impendent and nasty and disgusting, Harvey 1:14:47.760 --> 1:14:59.280 Weinstein looked like fucking ejaculation. That too much? Just right, 1:15:00.240 --> 1:15:09.920 take a shot, Take a shot another holy motive. But 1:15:10.000 --> 1:15:12.000 have you ever been through those stories in Hollywood with 1:15:12.080 --> 1:15:14.599 these people? Think that like that? Or if you ever 1:15:14.680 --> 1:15:17.719 heard of these Sorry do you live at you because 1:15:17.760 --> 1:15:20.360 you said you live in Crisshaw. But so that means 1:15:20.439 --> 1:15:23.479 you don't adapt to the Hollywood like style. I really 1:15:23.560 --> 1:15:25.960 don't because I was popular before I ever came to 1:15:26.240 --> 1:15:27.920 l A. Because I was on TV in the Bay 1:15:27.960 --> 1:15:30.400 Area before I ever came to l A. So that's 1:15:30.520 --> 1:15:33.719 that part never affected me. Like you can ask my friends, 1:15:33.800 --> 1:15:36.280 I'm not I love I love it. Sometimes of it, 1:15:36.360 --> 1:15:39.599 I don't like it, but uh, you know it didn't. 1:15:39.640 --> 1:15:41.800 It hasn't affected me because I was popular before I 1:15:41.880 --> 1:15:46.000 ever left Oakland. They said, even think they felt up 1:15:46.120 --> 1:15:50.960 Terry Crews. He said that, Well, listen, I am a 1:15:51.120 --> 1:15:56.280 bit who was down the fun. I wish that somebody 1:15:56.400 --> 1:15:59.080 had approached me that could help my career. I'd have 1:15:59.160 --> 1:16:04.160 been up. Nobody. Never fuck, they don't want me because 1:16:04.200 --> 1:16:06.479 they know I flips on and got a bit mob. 1:16:07.360 --> 1:16:09.200 You know you pissed me off. I'm gonna talk about 1:16:09.200 --> 1:16:13.400 on take. I'm high risk pussy. They don't they don't 1:16:13.479 --> 1:16:19.960 want it. I'm ready to you. They don't want it. 1:16:20.280 --> 1:16:22.120 I mean I give it to him. They don't want it. 1:16:24.960 --> 1:16:32.280 I'm trying to have got I need hose in different 1:16:32.479 --> 1:16:43.400 areas areas. I oh god, but let's let's make a noise. 1:16:45.360 --> 1:16:47.599 Let's let's take it all the way to Nate Dog, 1:16:48.200 --> 1:16:50.880 rest in peace, Nate Dog. Let's take it all the 1:16:50.920 --> 1:16:54.439 way back. Where do you get the bug for comedy? Like? 1:16:54.760 --> 1:16:57.680 What's who's inspiring you? What's inspiring you to to be 1:16:57.800 --> 1:17:01.960 a comedian? Is your family member like you said? Or 1:17:03.280 --> 1:17:06.120 they were definitely a training ground for sure, But to 1:17:06.200 --> 1:17:12.280 take it serious, like what inspires you? Um? Well, I 1:17:12.479 --> 1:17:15.720 think a lot of it might have to do with 1:17:15.880 --> 1:17:22.679 being the eighth of the eight children and not really 1:17:22.760 --> 1:17:27.600 being paid attention to in the home that I was 1:17:27.680 --> 1:17:30.560 raised in because I was raised away from them. And 1:17:30.920 --> 1:17:33.800 then I actually it was theater that I started in 1:17:33.920 --> 1:17:40.880 before any of this ship, yes, and ended up in 1:17:40.920 --> 1:17:46.240 Oakland Open That's where I did the theater in Baltimore 1:17:46.320 --> 1:17:49.400 in Baltimore. But I'm just saying, you know they have that, Yeah, 1:17:49.479 --> 1:17:52.760 for sure, And you know that teaches you by not 1:17:52.840 --> 1:17:55.880 having stage fright in this and move around, being able 1:17:55.920 --> 1:18:00.559 to director, working with other people, being on time, which 1:18:00.600 --> 1:18:07.120 I'll wasn't. It was me today. My fault, My fault. 1:18:07.160 --> 1:18:14.360 I wasn't on cubic traffic. Traffic. I'm gonna give you 1:18:14.680 --> 1:18:17.679 a past cousin traffic got his the NASA. It's crazy. 1:18:17.760 --> 1:18:19.920 It's they're trying to keep you with l a day. 1:18:20.479 --> 1:18:23.720 In New York too, it's really congested. But you know, 1:18:24.560 --> 1:18:28.920 probably you'd pay for being in Miami. Yeah. Hey, do 1:18:29.000 --> 1:18:31.640 you know pit Bull? Yeah, that's our bud. Can you 1:18:31.760 --> 1:18:34.400 call him please? But he's been on the show. I 1:18:34.479 --> 1:18:38.080 didn't see that one. You gotta watch it. All the 1:18:38.200 --> 1:18:41.320 rappers ever came here, Pitbull might be the only one 1:18:41.360 --> 1:18:44.320 who walked in by himself and walked out by himself. 1:18:44.720 --> 1:18:46.439 I mean, he's from the city, we all know him. 1:18:47.200 --> 1:18:50.360 Came so No, No, he came so but started drinking immediately. 1:18:50.720 --> 1:18:53.839 We told him to calm down. He kept drinking, finished 1:18:53.920 --> 1:18:57.519 his drinks, left with drinks to go by himself. I'm 1:18:58.880 --> 1:19:01.840 here in the did it once? He's driving? No, No, no, 1:19:04.000 --> 1:19:07.920 what the want. But because I love pit Bull and 1:19:07.960 --> 1:19:10.160 I'm gonna tell you one thing he said that I'll 1:19:10.200 --> 1:19:14.840 never forget. They save they gave pit Bull the key 1:19:14.920 --> 1:19:20.639 to the city, and he said, how ironic I used 1:19:20.680 --> 1:19:23.760 to sell keys in this city? Did you give me 1:19:23.880 --> 1:19:30.640 the key to I remember back when he used to 1:19:30.640 --> 1:19:33.120 wear a little French phrase in its head. But he's 1:19:33.160 --> 1:19:36.120 a total boss and I like him with a little 1:19:36.200 --> 1:19:41.040 tight hands. That's something you said earlier, is what I 1:19:41.160 --> 1:19:44.800 was saying. Okay, you texted, you should have said, take 1:19:44.880 --> 1:19:57.240 my penchion, texted he'll recognize me now, I send that 1:19:57.360 --> 1:20:02.200 to Okay. So one of the things I was telling 1:20:02.320 --> 1:20:04.439 my friend the other day, I was like, everyone who 1:20:04.560 --> 1:20:07.800 kind of like grew up in the late eighties and 1:20:07.840 --> 1:20:12.160 early eighties, they actually smote crack before, right, But she 1:20:12.320 --> 1:20:15.040 jokingly said that you did you mean that Nick? I 1:20:15.080 --> 1:20:20.479 could crack. I could cook a rock right now? The 1:20:20.600 --> 1:20:32.000 worst thing ever, worst ever, worst worst thing ever. Look 1:20:32.040 --> 1:20:36.240 at noriing googling met her because I know you that, 1:20:36.320 --> 1:20:41.200 I know you got nothing. No the crack definitely didn't 1:20:41.200 --> 1:20:47.679 know about the robbery. But were you even interested? Crazy? 1:20:47.720 --> 1:20:56.040 We are here, we are, let us we have you here, 1:20:56.960 --> 1:20:59.800 but he didn't like this. He was like, oh no, 1:21:00.200 --> 1:21:05.040 because trying everybody else he does all the time. I'm 1:21:05.040 --> 1:21:06.599 trying to be on point. I'm trying to be on point. 1:21:08.720 --> 1:21:12.360 You're president, I hearing google you was president of the 1:21:12.400 --> 1:21:16.000 United States. So but back then, a lot of people 1:21:16.080 --> 1:21:17.880 used to think a lot of people now when they 1:21:17.920 --> 1:21:21.920 think about people that smoked crack back they think like, oh, 1:21:22.160 --> 1:21:24.120 they were crackheads or what that. But back then there's 1:21:24.120 --> 1:21:27.800 a different era. Like one some of the most drug dealers, 1:21:27.840 --> 1:21:30.320 people I knew had the most money I knew, was 1:21:30.640 --> 1:21:33.600 smoking crack because at first it was looked at like 1:21:33.760 --> 1:21:38.360 cocaine's cousin. Right, it was as cocaine's cousin. It was 1:21:38.400 --> 1:21:41.200 like this was kind of fly. Oh no, that wasn't 1:21:41.280 --> 1:21:44.400 when you was doing it. Now I'm looking at look 1:21:44.479 --> 1:21:50.280 at trying to say, man, so what was it like 1:21:50.360 --> 1:21:55.920 in your experience. But first of all, let me just 1:21:56.040 --> 1:22:06.640 say what nobody says. Crack was azing. You say you 1:22:06.720 --> 1:22:10.720 don't get you don't get hooked. Coin sucked up that ship. 1:22:10.840 --> 1:22:14.920 That ship was amazing. It was amazing. Nancy Reagan was wrong. 1:22:15.160 --> 1:22:18.040 But now I said the reason she said, just say no, 1:22:18.400 --> 1:22:20.160 I said that bit I never hit a pipe in 1:22:20.200 --> 1:22:23.800 her life. She wouldn't just be able to say just now, no, 1:22:29.160 --> 1:22:34.160 thank you, Nancy, actually listen to you, Nancy. No, it 1:22:34.320 --> 1:22:37.479 was it was amazing. Yeah, it really was. This is 1:22:37.560 --> 1:22:42.840 the eighties. This is this is because I don't think 1:22:42.920 --> 1:22:49.240 the first for drink okay cool. I remember when um 1:22:50.160 --> 1:22:53.880 first started, when people was like using ether and all 1:22:54.000 --> 1:22:56.720 this ship and everybody was cooking their own before you 1:22:56.840 --> 1:22:59.880 could buy it, already cooked, was ready rock, ready rock, 1:23:00.520 --> 1:23:06.760 which was amazing too. I was like, you know, I 1:23:06.880 --> 1:23:12.519 ain't gotta cook it, just damn um. But you know, 1:23:13.000 --> 1:23:16.160 it's absolutely the devil. It's the thing I regret one 1:23:16.160 --> 1:23:18.680 of the biggest regrets of my life. Away sted a 1:23:18.760 --> 1:23:20.360 lot of money and a lot of time, but at 1:23:20.479 --> 1:23:24.920 this time in Oakland, California, you couldn't even have a 1:23:25.120 --> 1:23:27.920 friend if you didn't have no doubt, Like nobody would 1:23:27.960 --> 1:23:30.639 come over your motherfucking house unless you had a rock. 1:23:31.080 --> 1:23:34.519 I was doing comedy, I was getting paid in cash. 1:23:34.840 --> 1:23:37.920 I lived in a little area where everybody knew me, 1:23:38.040 --> 1:23:40.559 didn'tnew I was coming out with some money. They started 1:23:40.600 --> 1:23:42.679 to the nail. Let me have three dollars, alright, bitch, 1:23:42.720 --> 1:23:44.160 and bring me one too, you know. And then it 1:23:44.280 --> 1:23:48.519 started to lonely, you know, didn't have nobody because I 1:23:48.640 --> 1:23:51.559 get off work at fucking one two o'clock in the morning. 1:23:52.360 --> 1:23:54.880 Nobody comes home from work and go straight to sleep. 1:23:55.400 --> 1:23:58.120 You know. I wanted, you know, staying me, watch TV, 1:23:58.200 --> 1:24:00.400 do whatever. I can't talk to nobody on the phone. 1:24:00.880 --> 1:24:03.439 Nobody want to talk to you. Nobody saying they're working. 1:24:03.800 --> 1:24:05.960 You want to talk to you too, dirty in the morning. 1:24:06.400 --> 1:24:13.160 But the dope man, well he'll come over, so oh wow, 1:24:15.720 --> 1:24:24.639 probably right there. So uh, if you ever smoke crack, 1:24:27.680 --> 1:24:30.080 no no never, never to put it in a joint, 1:24:30.280 --> 1:24:32.880 no no, no, no, no no no. But I took Molly, 1:24:33.000 --> 1:24:39.080 and I feel to say you comparing Molly, yes, never never. 1:24:39.600 --> 1:24:41.960 So we had ascid and shipped Back in my day, 1:24:42.600 --> 1:24:45.280 people asked, we have paper, asked, but mine was. I 1:24:45.439 --> 1:24:48.920 liked were orange sunshine as well, but mine I like 1:24:49.120 --> 1:24:52.880 purple micro dot. Baby damn. That was some fun and 1:24:52.920 --> 1:24:57.520 what would it do? It was? But this was mescaline, 1:24:57.600 --> 1:25:04.680 let's kill I took. I messed that before was yellow. Um, 1:25:05.760 --> 1:25:07.840 it just was a fun I don't like drugs that 1:25:07.920 --> 1:25:11.439 ain't fun, like cocaine. After a while. That ship ain't fun. 1:25:12.000 --> 1:25:18.040 But crack is fun versus just regular cocaine. And it wasn't. 1:25:22.880 --> 1:25:26.240 This is let's let's call it early crack, only crack 1:25:29.760 --> 1:25:34.200 chemist organic. It was fine. Could you like, we can 1:25:34.280 --> 1:25:36.280 make a pattern to a little rock and look this 1:25:36.360 --> 1:25:42.040 as a maze like a magic trip. Three weeks later, 1:25:43.760 --> 1:25:47.120 but you don't try. No, don't try to set kids 1:25:48.280 --> 1:25:50.400 three weeks later. You don't come on three weeks later 1:25:50.400 --> 1:25:51.680 when you were likee, you ain't been out to have 1:25:53.880 --> 1:25:55.880 I still got all the same floor that on that 1:25:56.000 --> 1:26:00.080 picture three weeks ago. No, that wasn't me. I'm my 1:26:00.479 --> 1:26:03.040 I was. I was like a high class drug user, 1:26:03.520 --> 1:26:06.240 you know. I mean I didn't miss those shows. Um, 1:26:06.880 --> 1:26:09.120 I was like picking up to kill a couple of times. 1:26:10.439 --> 1:26:15.720 I'll be right and right there, miss Johnson. So you don't, 1:26:15.960 --> 1:26:20.360 honestly seriously if you don't think you developed a serious habit. Yes, 1:26:20.600 --> 1:26:26.880 it was serious. Are you sing kidding? Get out getting 1:26:26.960 --> 1:26:34.400 serious everybody's drug habit on back and get serious sounds 1:26:34.560 --> 1:26:41.800 very funny. Crash happy hour, You gone something? You can 1:26:41.840 --> 1:26:44.160 see him looking when you said crackers, enjoy Nick, start 1:26:44.200 --> 1:26:46.600 thinking like, well, like everybody like I want to I 1:26:46.640 --> 1:26:50.240 want to make sure before Crack make comeback. He was like, 1:26:50.400 --> 1:26:56.639 I'm trying one day. Just you know, it's not for everybody, 1:26:57.080 --> 1:27:00.240 It's not. I can't be speak of it in a 1:27:00.400 --> 1:27:04.560 comedic way now because I have overcome. But it was 1:27:04.720 --> 1:27:08.040 some very dark days and some very stupid ship was done, 1:27:08.080 --> 1:27:11.040 and a lot of money was motherfucking fucked off and 1:27:11.560 --> 1:27:14.040 scandalous ship. I did all that ship. I'm not above 1:27:14.080 --> 1:27:16.280 saying I did all that ship, you know, and I 1:27:16.400 --> 1:27:20.840 regret things, you know, But the redemption is when you 1:27:20.960 --> 1:27:23.960 turn your life around and when you end up winning 1:27:24.520 --> 1:27:32.720 what I'm saying, it ain't like I guess. I just 1:27:32.840 --> 1:27:36.960 got back from Oakland. I just literally I was driving 1:27:37.000 --> 1:27:38.639 through the streets and that's the last time I've seen 1:27:38.680 --> 1:27:42.080 people straight up smoken Crack with stems right up. We'll 1:27:42.120 --> 1:27:44.839 go to Kensington Park and Phil. Don't don't do Oakland 1:27:44.920 --> 1:27:49.280 like that. They got plenty motherfucking places. Yeah, yeah, I 1:27:49.880 --> 1:27:52.400 drove through. They got plenty. Say the funk out of there. 1:27:52.439 --> 1:27:55.280 What are you doing? North? What was you doing? And 1:27:55.439 --> 1:27:59.600 what was you doing? That was the birthday party? What 1:27:59.720 --> 1:28:07.040 was you Yeah? We had a great we had a 1:28:07.080 --> 1:28:09.600 great time. Yeah, I got something scar, and you know 1:28:09.640 --> 1:28:12.400 it's crazy about us. To be clear, they all told 1:28:12.520 --> 1:28:17.200 us take everything out the car. You can't leave nothing 1:28:17.360 --> 1:28:21.320 in the car. It's a smashing grab capital. Smashing grab capital. 1:28:21.680 --> 1:28:26.400 But she'd be surprised who's doing smashing grab Well that too, 1:28:26.920 --> 1:28:29.920 but you'd be surprised that something people just leaving the car, 1:28:31.920 --> 1:28:33.600 I mean, and sometimes you have to leave you in 1:28:33.640 --> 1:28:36.880 the car, but you don't get god to get cads slipping. 1:28:37.200 --> 1:28:38.600 I didn't want to go to dinner because of that. 1:28:38.720 --> 1:28:40.400 I was. I was going on the dinner the last 1:28:40.680 --> 1:28:43.880 then bringing a little man bag in the restaurant with you. Yeah, 1:28:43.960 --> 1:28:49.759 you're right, probably no, but you right, probably we don't 1:28:49.800 --> 1:28:51.960 want to. We don't want to take that chance, he said, 1:28:52.520 --> 1:28:55.439 he's giving dinner, staying in the hotel. Go straighten it up. Uh, 1:28:57.760 --> 1:28:59.880 but you know where we ate that. We ate that 1:29:00.080 --> 1:29:05.720 mot what is it? Moto? So to Italy it was 1:29:05.840 --> 1:29:12.120 fantastic and then we ate that. Um, look, Brenda's, Brenda's 1:29:12.680 --> 1:29:17.760 heard of Brenda's. It's soulful. She cook her ass out 1:29:17.840 --> 1:29:22.840 to it might have been her spin. And there was 1:29:22.920 --> 1:29:26.040 nothing but homeless people outside. It was like whoa. And 1:29:26.120 --> 1:29:28.400 then they said in front of the spot, I said, 1:29:28.760 --> 1:29:33.760 be aware of pickpockets and loose women. I had never 1:29:33.840 --> 1:29:37.320 seen that type of side before in my life. What's 1:29:37.360 --> 1:29:41.240 that pickpockets? That means straight up these and then loose 1:29:41.320 --> 1:29:44.599 women made straight up? That was like, I was like, oh, 1:29:44.880 --> 1:29:49.479 ship different to loose the level. This is a different 1:29:49.520 --> 1:29:56.439 type of city makes it said. Let me let me, 1:29:56.560 --> 1:29:59.160 let me take this out of man god, I want 1:29:59.160 --> 1:30:01.200 to ask them quite since that the people in the 1:30:01.320 --> 1:30:03.920 audience would like to. Let's go, okay, Nor, you've been 1:30:03.960 --> 1:30:07.479 married a long time. How many years we've been together? Six? 1:30:07.520 --> 1:30:10.800 Two years, I believe, married eleven? Did she got to 1:30:10.840 --> 1:30:15.600 get that right? Or what you do? U? Did she 1:30:15.760 --> 1:30:18.680 from what bro are you from? You? From queens? From 1:30:18.760 --> 1:30:24.639 queen or your wife from Jersey in Miami? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, 1:30:25.200 --> 1:30:30.719 and then you what's your relationships that you gotta feel 1:30:30.840 --> 1:30:34.360 He didn't propose and didn't tell none of us. You 1:30:34.439 --> 1:30:35.960 can put it on. I guess two kids with her, 1:30:38.439 --> 1:30:42.960 You got two kids. You got two kids from your 1:30:43.000 --> 1:30:45.680 baby mama. And now you have done the honorable thing, 1:30:45.720 --> 1:30:49.400 and you're gonna man, man, that's good even from some 1:30:49.520 --> 1:30:58.600 good motherfucker's I know now now, now, you're dju and 1:30:58.760 --> 1:31:01.640 so who have you Jane for before? And how did 1:31:01.680 --> 1:31:04.840 YouTube link up? That's a long story, but making sure 1:31:06.880 --> 1:31:11.240 I like it. He came down here to promote component Oriega. Yeah, 1:31:11.720 --> 1:31:13.519 I had, I had a hip hop store, I was 1:31:13.560 --> 1:31:15.960 a mixtape dj was a DJ do not things out here, 1:31:16.000 --> 1:31:18.760 so that they brought him to me to promote, right, 1:31:18.960 --> 1:31:20.680 and we connected and then we did a lot. How 1:31:20.720 --> 1:31:23.519 many years ago it was seven? She trying to let 1:31:23.600 --> 1:31:26.760 us know how old we are. We not taking a 1:31:26.800 --> 1:31:29.720 shot for that. That's beauty. We thank you for that. 1:31:29.920 --> 1:31:31.679 And look, by the way, look it all my shots. 1:31:31.720 --> 1:31:35.439 I took my sides once she took it. Yea. Every 1:31:35.520 --> 1:31:37.360 time I take a shot, I put it there so 1:31:37.400 --> 1:31:39.160 I can know how many times I'll tell you all 1:31:39.240 --> 1:31:43.800 that ers chers No, but that's dope. So I'm going 1:31:46.720 --> 1:31:51.439 for her late night and do thinking we would producing it. Yeah, 1:31:51.520 --> 1:31:54.240 we see it, We see it, Yo. We got, we got, 1:31:54.280 --> 1:32:06.000 we got, and we got back. Yeah. Play We're gonna try. No, no, no, listen, 1:32:06.120 --> 1:32:09.360 all you gotta do is have me spin off the 1:32:09.479 --> 1:32:15.040 motherfucking uh Draak Champ. Spin off motherfucking the Female. You 1:32:15.120 --> 1:32:17.200 know what I'm saying to flip we will come over 1:32:17.280 --> 1:32:23.880 the girls saying because somebody gonna stop. I just want 1:32:23.920 --> 1:32:26.200 to ask the question, you know, because then just watched 1:32:26.200 --> 1:32:28.960 the Drink Champs too, and they want to know things 1:32:29.040 --> 1:32:31.080 to you know what I'm saying, You're gonna be the 1:32:31.120 --> 1:32:35.920 first guest to get with yalla to come out. Let's 1:32:35.920 --> 1:32:38.520 speak at two eight assistance. Let's speak at two assistance 1:32:39.680 --> 1:32:41.479 were you want to be the first one to get 1:32:41.479 --> 1:32:43.560 with y'all to come out. But she does like me, 1:32:44.720 --> 1:32:46.920 let's go, I need the super Bowl. You're gonna be 1:32:46.920 --> 1:32:50.000 the first one or maybe that's the pilot off rip 1:32:50.320 --> 1:32:55.120 pilot need to do. And if it's raining, we're gonna 1:32:55.120 --> 1:33:09.880 have an umbrella. Oh my god, but I'm not sending 1:33:10.000 --> 1:33:13.000 with my questions. Sorry, go ahead. So you're from where 1:33:14.040 --> 1:33:18.880 by where in l Ae l a Miami Cuban family, 1:33:18.960 --> 1:33:23.760 Cuban parents commit nationality? Okay, okay, yeah I love that 1:33:23.920 --> 1:33:33.080 love killings. Yeah that's a black Cuban. Cubans are black. Yeah, 1:33:33.400 --> 1:33:39.639 Cubans are black. Thing. This could dance his ass off 1:33:42.360 --> 1:33:45.920 right there were where was that right next door? Right 1:33:46.000 --> 1:33:51.479 next door? That motherfucker started out himself like this and 1:33:51.640 --> 1:33:54.439 don't play me cheap. Daddy. He looked like being still 1:33:54.479 --> 1:33:58.000 in a long cane, Paul, that's what he killed that. 1:33:59.280 --> 1:34:04.839 Yeah no, but you know that's what I love about 1:34:04.920 --> 1:34:07.880 being in Miami. It's the Cubans cause you'll see black 1:34:07.920 --> 1:34:10.400 people you think, just a regular a black person, and 1:34:10.439 --> 1:34:15.559 say what's up, player, and you're like, hey, Mimi, Oh 1:34:15.640 --> 1:34:25.439 I got so much fun. We almost done. The next 1:34:25.479 --> 1:34:31.880 bottle of champagne. Iron skirt, iron skirt, not on a 1:34:31.960 --> 1:34:34.880 regular night. What do you drink? Okay? I got a 1:34:34.960 --> 1:34:41.160 present for you guys. Okay, So some people know I 1:34:41.280 --> 1:34:45.120 have a website Hayley Neil dot com, and I have 1:34:45.439 --> 1:34:51.919 merchandise and I just bought y'all one of these Cristo 1:34:52.960 --> 1:34:55.040 you get taken out of the flask, taken for the 1:34:55.080 --> 1:34:58.240 photographs better and mean, It's gonna be found on my 1:34:58.360 --> 1:35:01.840 website and I want you to wear them somewhere and 1:35:02.200 --> 1:35:05.639 put in the next episode that episode weird you don't 1:35:05.680 --> 1:35:10.160 play with? Look at that bench is flying out the back? 1:35:11.000 --> 1:35:16.240 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so luck that's bomb right, 1:35:16.400 --> 1:35:23.000 goddamn you wow you like it? Next episode? That makes 1:35:23.040 --> 1:35:30.040 any for that? So let me know I'm not fining ahead. 1:35:30.400 --> 1:35:32.800 So then at what age did you start DJ? And 1:35:33.120 --> 1:35:38.320 how did you? And uh? I love I love the 1:35:38.680 --> 1:35:41.360 gangster name that you had when you you know, you 1:35:41.560 --> 1:35:46.240 go yes, So when did you start? I started officially 1:35:46.320 --> 1:35:50.320 DJ and when I was eighteen at house parties, I 1:35:50.320 --> 1:35:52.360 couldn't I couldn't afford turntable, so before they had to 1:35:52.479 --> 1:35:55.200 tape decks and I was I was a positive. Yeah. 1:35:55.200 --> 1:35:58.519 It was a post tape DJ becusette. Yeah, and you 1:35:58.560 --> 1:36:01.960 would be able to take had hand me down tape 1:36:02.000 --> 1:36:05.360 decks and I could pitch it And that was hard 1:36:05.439 --> 1:36:09.759 work on that, on that because and Nori, what about 1:36:09.800 --> 1:36:12.920 you when you started rapping? I was rapping in jail. 1:36:17.320 --> 1:36:19.560 I mean, it's the truth. I tried to wrap. I 1:36:19.600 --> 1:36:22.080 had the worst rap name ever in hip hop history. 1:36:22.160 --> 1:36:26.280 What was your charge? First of all to the murder? Okay? 1:36:26.400 --> 1:36:29.000 And okay, don't you want to talk Oh we can 1:36:29.040 --> 1:36:32.439 talk about my bank robbery, but you don't want to 1:36:32.520 --> 1:36:37.840 talk about that, okay. But I had my rap name 1:36:37.920 --> 1:36:40.040 was m cy y'ahoo with the ball to be And 1:36:41.640 --> 1:36:45.479 that's my that's myridulum. It's horrible and none of my friends, 1:36:45.760 --> 1:36:48.439 none of my friends had to occur. Did we ever say, 1:36:48.439 --> 1:36:51.000 how did you get that name, I just made it up. 1:36:51.280 --> 1:36:53.439 How did you do that name? Because I wanted like 1:36:54.040 --> 1:36:56.880 Grandmaster or such. So all of that you came up 1:36:56.960 --> 1:36:59.240 with yo who with the board because I don't want 1:36:59.280 --> 1:37:01.479 to I want to wait. So he was like up 1:37:02.000 --> 1:37:05.560 and see, yeah, I wanted to stre I wanted to 1:37:05.640 --> 1:37:09.160 stress like grand Master, you know how they masters. I 1:37:09.400 --> 1:37:13.120 didn't want to use this yeah who? And I always 1:37:13.160 --> 1:37:17.040 had a ball head. So but when he was when 1:37:17.080 --> 1:37:23.200 he was moving with because I used to drink, Yeah, 1:37:23.439 --> 1:37:29.920 didn't drink the drink you who you? Yeah? Y'all from 1:37:30.000 --> 1:37:37.000 you to yeahoo yea chocolate milk. That's cricket. It was 1:37:37.120 --> 1:37:39.840 the era. That's how he was creative in New York. 1:37:40.040 --> 1:37:42.800 And that's right. And it was like it wanted to 1:37:42.880 --> 1:37:44.960 have a long name. Having a short name was you know. 1:37:45.280 --> 1:37:47.360 You know this is back with the cardboard box on 1:37:47.479 --> 1:37:55.840 the ground. Yeah yeah, I still will hip hop hip 1:37:55.880 --> 1:38:04.280 hopping fifty years. I know, hip hop years happened. You 1:38:04.400 --> 1:38:06.320 noticed the first time he said happy birthday the hip 1:38:06.360 --> 1:38:12.639 hop on this show fifty years. We gotta we gotta, 1:38:12.720 --> 1:38:15.560 we gotta thank hip hop for giving us all these opportunities, 1:38:18.040 --> 1:38:21.599 so many opportunities. They taught hip hop would go away. Well, 1:38:21.680 --> 1:38:23.720 the white pros used to wish that Rock and Road 1:38:23.720 --> 1:38:26.760 would go away, and everybody wish that hip hop would 1:38:26.760 --> 1:38:30.040 go away. But I mean hip hop is spread like 1:38:30.320 --> 1:38:35.639 motherfucking Corona and it's everywhere, and there's some of the greatest. 1:38:36.000 --> 1:38:39.160 I mean, you know what, what would the world be 1:38:39.320 --> 1:38:42.160 without a bus the rhyme? You know what would it 1:38:42.560 --> 1:38:45.720 be without a tribe called question E, P, M, D N, 1:38:49.240 --> 1:38:56.240 Public Enemy, No God W E, forty Hey and now 1:38:56.400 --> 1:39:00.559 and now Mount Westmore, Mount Westmore we got coming up. 1:39:03.320 --> 1:39:04.760 I think we got like the three of them as 1:39:04.800 --> 1:39:10.920 cool with it. It's usually never snoop usually, and I 1:39:11.080 --> 1:39:13.760 was just short a couple of weeks ago. Two weeks 1:39:13.800 --> 1:39:18.000 ago we did a thank tank but okay, so we 1:39:18.040 --> 1:39:20.720 don't know what that is. Hold on, thank thank me. 1:39:20.840 --> 1:39:25.360 A lot of the thing we did was because he's 1:39:25.360 --> 1:39:28.240 from Oakland. I'm from Oakland. We both came through the 1:39:28.360 --> 1:39:31.439 SOB Television Network ERA, which was a black owner and 1:39:31.520 --> 1:39:35.600 operated television station in open California before B E T 1:39:35.800 --> 1:39:37.760 or anything like that. So that's why I said it 1:39:37.800 --> 1:39:39.920 was popular. Before I came to l A, I was 1:39:39.920 --> 1:39:42.240 already taking pictures. I was already signing autographs. I was 1:39:42.240 --> 1:39:44.360 already doing that ship before ever came to l A 1:39:44.439 --> 1:39:47.400 and Short as well, and so we played a part 1:39:47.439 --> 1:39:50.120 of that. So they're doing a documentary on that. So 1:39:50.720 --> 1:39:53.280 we were at Short Studio and I did my part 1:39:53.400 --> 1:39:56.160 and then he did this you hit that's that thing? 1:39:56.320 --> 1:39:58.800 Thank Like they say, you ever hit a corner like 1:39:58.880 --> 1:40:02.280 they say my column, You hit the corner like you 1:40:02.360 --> 1:40:05.200 spend a corner like ghost right the web? Yeah, you 1:40:05.280 --> 1:40:12.759 know something? Yeah, is that the same hit the corners? 1:40:12.880 --> 1:40:15.080 Just widing out? You know when the East Coast people 1:40:15.200 --> 1:40:19.240 try to use West Coast like we always try, just 1:40:19.439 --> 1:40:24.200 like when saying and we're from l A, right, so 1:40:24.880 --> 1:40:30.000 don't try to you know what. You know what's crazy. 1:40:30.280 --> 1:40:33.080 But when I'm thinking about the West Coast and the 1:40:33.120 --> 1:40:36.560 East Coast, right when I go to Oakland, I feel like, 1:40:36.960 --> 1:40:40.000 like just like New York exactly, Like it's like it's 1:40:40.040 --> 1:40:47.120 like there's there's bumbs there. Yeah, and it's like it's 1:40:47.160 --> 1:40:49.360 like it's it's almost the same thing. You gotta the 1:40:49.439 --> 1:40:50.920 same way. You gotta be on point in Oakland. You 1:40:51.000 --> 1:40:53.560 gotta be on point in the city. And where I 1:40:53.640 --> 1:40:55.400 moved from into Oakland and where I moved to in 1:40:55.600 --> 1:40:58.960 l A. Is the same because you said you live 1:40:59.000 --> 1:41:01.840 in the Crisshow this right? Break that down for people 1:41:01.840 --> 1:41:04.240 who don't know, because everyone thinks of Chris Shaw and 1:41:04.280 --> 1:41:06.160 they think of boys in the hood. They think a 1:41:06.240 --> 1:41:08.519 bit of South Center. Actually they think of Nipsey now 1:41:08.640 --> 1:41:12.400 when they okay, yeah, and I'm like three older, I'm older, 1:41:12.520 --> 1:41:14.679 so that the younger generation think of Nipsey. The older 1:41:14.720 --> 1:41:16.880 generation think of these old movies. When they heard Chris 1:41:16.960 --> 1:41:20.519 Shaw and they drove past Chris Shaw, they see it 1:41:20.600 --> 1:41:24.080 was graffiti. This is the only sign on on whatever 1:41:24.160 --> 1:41:26.560 the highway is that had graffiti on it. When you 1:41:26.760 --> 1:41:31.600 passed through Chris Shaw. Clints got a bad rap. No 1:41:31.840 --> 1:41:33.960 it's not. I mean it used to be let like. 1:41:34.640 --> 1:41:36.880 It used to be used to be fun letting. Then 1:41:36.880 --> 1:41:39.280 they used to be violent and it let as well. 1:41:39.760 --> 1:41:45.120 But when I moved there, that was pretty over you know, 1:41:45.240 --> 1:41:51.200 not overfed. Um No, it wasn't it beginning to be 1:41:51.360 --> 1:41:55.320 gentrified now they got hope fools. Um. But they did 1:41:55.439 --> 1:41:59.240 close the Ralphs, and I take offense to that. Um up, 1:41:59.400 --> 1:42:06.360 they closed the I like Albertson's just saying, so, yeah, 1:42:06.439 --> 1:42:09.439 what's that other? Should you guys got public public public 1:42:10.600 --> 1:42:20.720 when Dacy that's country, you say, but Oakland. Um, I'm 1:42:20.760 --> 1:42:22.800 glad that you have been coming to the experience. I 1:42:22.920 --> 1:42:27.439 glad you like fab fabig, got shot, gotta shopped up. 1:42:28.040 --> 1:42:31.439 I stop Fabia hold on? Oh yeah, because I get 1:42:31.560 --> 1:42:36.920 mixed up, Belie. Yeah. No, Queenshaw is you're saying this 1:42:37.160 --> 1:42:41.960 nice neighborhoods and Quinshaw really is Chris Shaw City. It's 1:42:42.000 --> 1:42:46.800 an area, a district, okay, like we would say a barrow. Yeah, 1:42:46.960 --> 1:42:52.639 you could say cres okay. The Crenshaw District encompasses uh, 1:42:53.560 --> 1:42:57.640 you know different areas within that as well, like you 1:42:57.720 --> 1:43:00.920 know the Parkist and maybe the in Show district and 1:43:03.000 --> 1:43:07.479 other little uh who's the Angelists a sort of in 1:43:07.560 --> 1:43:09.680 the Crenshaw district. It's a little you know, it's an 1:43:09.720 --> 1:43:11.840 area in in l A. Is so big and it 1:43:11.960 --> 1:43:16.280 got so many different areas that crazy. Yeah, but I'm 1:43:16.600 --> 1:43:19.920 I'm I'm okay because I'm not one to live above 1:43:20.000 --> 1:43:24.280 my means. Number one, I'm very comfortable, very safe when 1:43:24.320 --> 1:43:28.000 I'm at my neighborhood. Digs me, I dig them. I've 1:43:28.040 --> 1:43:30.880 been there for many years. My kid grew up there, 1:43:31.120 --> 1:43:35.920 and you know, I also have multiple other sort of 1:43:36.000 --> 1:43:39.639 like little residences and offices, and I wouldn't be able 1:43:39.680 --> 1:43:43.439 to have that if I was trying to prepay a 1:43:43.520 --> 1:43:46.080 mortgage in a place where I really don't even spend 1:43:46.120 --> 1:43:49.880 any time. I'm on the road so much that it's 1:43:49.920 --> 1:43:53.320 only like a very little time I spend at home, 1:43:54.240 --> 1:43:59.280 So I don't feel the everybody like my house, my house, 1:43:59.360 --> 1:44:06.559 my house. Just well, when you're single, you know, it's 1:44:06.640 --> 1:44:09.439 easier to just say, hey, come fix your motherfucker water 1:44:09.520 --> 1:44:14.760 heater player then it is to buy a new water heater. 1:44:14.960 --> 1:44:18.040 You know, my roof is they can get the funk 1:44:18.120 --> 1:44:21.240 over here and fix it. If you are a single woman, 1:44:21.360 --> 1:44:23.600 you feel me if you don't have a man that 1:44:23.680 --> 1:44:25.479 could do it, and you gotta get contract, you don't 1:44:25.520 --> 1:44:28.200 know about it, they're gonna take advantage of you because 1:44:28.240 --> 1:44:30.599 you know, so I just read bade to be somebody 1:44:30.680 --> 1:44:33.559 else's problem. In the meantime, I came in for five 1:44:33.600 --> 1:44:36.760 places for what i'd be paying for money. Now I'm 1:44:36.800 --> 1:44:40.679 not saying this is the thing to do. I'm like, yeah, 1:44:40.800 --> 1:44:43.120 you know, people be like you shouldn't be telling people. 1:44:43.120 --> 1:44:45.000 You should be telling to telling their own ship, and 1:44:45.160 --> 1:44:47.760 you should. But on the land, not the building. Come 1:44:47.920 --> 1:44:50.479 on own ship if you don't on the land. Word 1:44:56.479 --> 1:44:59.160 now one of the one of the craziest things I've 1:44:59.160 --> 1:45:01.920 seen going to late because people bought me the ball 1:45:02.000 --> 1:45:04.200 within Hills. Right, yeah, wait a minute, and let me 1:45:04.200 --> 1:45:06.479 say something about that. One more thing. If you buy 1:45:06.560 --> 1:45:09.080 a house and you don't buy it out right, like 1:45:09.240 --> 1:45:11.240 if you're not fucking goose you man or something like that. 1:45:11.960 --> 1:45:14.280 Now you are bragging that you got a house, but 1:45:14.439 --> 1:45:17.920 really the motherfucking bank own it. And so I don't 1:45:18.000 --> 1:45:22.080 feel until I can buy a house out right, I 1:45:22.240 --> 1:45:26.400 just don't want to be. I don't have a morbid 1:45:26.479 --> 1:45:30.240 fear of loose. I've been evicted before and stuff, and 1:45:30.400 --> 1:45:32.800 I have a morbid fear being put the funk out. 1:45:33.200 --> 1:45:34.920 And I don't want to be in a house that 1:45:35.080 --> 1:45:38.560 really to bank own and that some ship happened. I 1:45:38.720 --> 1:45:41.760 could be put the funk out depending on the circumstance. 1:45:42.400 --> 1:45:45.040 That's just me. I don't I don't assist my thing. 1:45:45.800 --> 1:45:50.160 So about Baldwin Hills though it is a black Beverly Hills, 1:45:50.800 --> 1:45:55.000 I'll kid you not. That's like I forget. Yeah, they 1:45:55.080 --> 1:45:58.360 brought me to it to it first, right, And I 1:45:58.479 --> 1:46:01.439 remember me thinking like it was so nice. I almost 1:46:01.479 --> 1:46:03.920 thought they were lying because I was from New York 1:46:03.960 --> 1:46:07.320 and I've never was used to black people having houses, 1:46:07.439 --> 1:46:11.320 let alone land, let alone property. And I remember people 1:46:11.360 --> 1:46:15.000 bringing me to that about five years ago, maybe two 1:46:15.080 --> 1:46:18.400 years ago. I remember me going to that recently and saying, 1:46:18.720 --> 1:46:23.080 not only is that neighborhood sustained, it's even gotten better 1:46:23.680 --> 1:46:27.240 and it's beautiful. And they had a TV show, didn't 1:46:27.240 --> 1:46:30.799 have a TV show called ball there about the about 1:46:30.840 --> 1:46:34.880 the black elite kids up in bothering Hires And I 1:46:34.960 --> 1:46:38.520 loved that show and um, and they used real locations 1:46:38.600 --> 1:46:40.560 simply host them all this type of stuff, which is 1:46:40.560 --> 1:46:43.200 I was in that that new movie, Eddie new movie. 1:46:43.600 --> 1:46:51.840 But um are you people? Yeah, I George Show. I 1:46:52.040 --> 1:46:56.040 loved it. I got you know, I got some things 1:46:56.080 --> 1:47:00.720 to say about that. But the area, it's where like 1:47:01.080 --> 1:47:04.439 I continue attorneys to have a house. I think, Um, 1:47:05.640 --> 1:47:08.840 I think some temptations used to live up there. Uh 1:47:09.479 --> 1:47:12.240 maybe Johnny Cochrane, I don't know. It was some very 1:47:12.600 --> 1:47:15.840 um amazing black folks that used to live up there. 1:47:16.000 --> 1:47:19.040 A lot of doctors and lawyers and stuff like that. 1:47:19.760 --> 1:47:21.920 That's why they did that. Baldwin Hill Show. Yeah, but 1:47:22.040 --> 1:47:24.600 I mean it's it's dope to see that because a 1:47:24.720 --> 1:47:26.200 lot of people. You know, one time I went to 1:47:26.320 --> 1:47:29.519 Turks and Cackos and um, I remember going there and 1:47:29.600 --> 1:47:32.280 me walking through a whole black, rich neighborhood and I 1:47:32.439 --> 1:47:35.960 was like, this is Wakonda, Like holy sh it, like 1:47:36.400 --> 1:47:38.080 this is real life of all of us things. We 1:47:38.160 --> 1:47:39.760 gotta go to do Bo to see that, or go 1:47:39.920 --> 1:47:43.760 to to do You Radio or Wakonda. I'm glad to 1:47:43.840 --> 1:47:45.840 hear that. I haven't been. I haven't been there yet, 1:47:46.320 --> 1:47:49.160 but the one but I have been to Africa and 1:47:50.680 --> 1:47:55.400 the thing that blow blows my mind or Jamaica is 1:47:55.479 --> 1:47:58.519 to go to the hotel and the hotel manager is 1:47:58.600 --> 1:48:01.519 black and the concert it was just black, and then 1:48:01.920 --> 1:48:04.640 the housekeepers are black. But it's not just the housekeepers 1:48:04.680 --> 1:48:09.160 in the cooks, the executives of black and charge of 1:48:09.240 --> 1:48:12.240 tourism is black. And to see that that makes you go, oh, 1:48:12.960 --> 1:48:14.680 you know, you sort of feel like this is what 1:48:14.840 --> 1:48:17.600 it's supposed to You really get that feeling like this 1:48:17.800 --> 1:48:22.599 is what it's supposed to feel like. Okay, yeah, even 1:48:22.760 --> 1:48:25.400 like and god bless what, Like, I know, a lot 1:48:25.479 --> 1:48:29.120 of the Black Islands is probably maybe I'm wrong with 1:48:29.160 --> 1:48:30.599 this because so I don't want to say this because 1:48:30.880 --> 1:48:34.200 we always get slacked being wrong. Um, but to me, 1:48:35.320 --> 1:48:38.240 I felt like the richest black in the in the Caribbean. 1:48:38.320 --> 1:48:40.400 To me, I could be wrong. It's not fact. Well, 1:48:40.479 --> 1:48:42.760 this is how I felt to you. You precluded that 1:48:42.880 --> 1:48:47.400 by said I felt to you. But I kid you not. 1:48:48.000 --> 1:48:50.439 I was there one day and I walked on the block, 1:48:50.960 --> 1:48:52.720 and then I walked on the next block, and I 1:48:52.800 --> 1:48:56.160 walked to the next block at every single family looks 1:48:56.280 --> 1:48:58.400 just like me, and I was just like I had 1:48:58.560 --> 1:49:02.160 never seen that before. Lot of beautiful, black, opulent living 1:49:02.280 --> 1:49:06.160 outside of this bunk bitch has United States? You know, 1:49:06.479 --> 1:49:09.320 there really is. And if we didn't have such fears 1:49:09.479 --> 1:49:13.200 of the unknown or of leaving our grandma and Grandma, 1:49:13.360 --> 1:49:16.200 we ain't gonna leave, you know. If we could uproot 1:49:16.280 --> 1:49:20.880 everybody we love and take him there, maybe that you 1:49:20.960 --> 1:49:23.760 know it's hard to leave with and go somewhere where 1:49:23.760 --> 1:49:26.920 you don't know. I believe you know. And you got 1:49:27.000 --> 1:49:29.280 your relatives here and you know they don't you know Grandma, 1:49:29.600 --> 1:49:32.519 don't you want to leave her two bedroom motherfucking house, 1:49:33.000 --> 1:49:36.280 let alone go to a different place. So how are 1:49:36.280 --> 1:49:38.360 you gonna do that flying back and forth. It's very 1:49:38.439 --> 1:49:42.000 hard to leave. But motherfucker say hey, niggers, go back 1:49:42.040 --> 1:49:46.080 to Africa. We'd be like, please can we how can 1:49:46.160 --> 1:49:48.160 we do it? You know, how can we do that? 1:49:48.400 --> 1:49:50.360 We got Michael Black's been coming up and he built 1:49:50.400 --> 1:49:54.080 the whole school. I know that. That's yeah, and that 1:49:54.280 --> 1:49:56.519 and that's why I forgive him for doing all little 1:49:56.560 --> 1:49:59.800 stupid ratchet reality shows that he did. You sadly had 1:49:59.840 --> 1:50:02.880 a bag so that he could build a school. I 1:50:03.040 --> 1:50:06.840 forgive you mine. Come, yeah, but he took all that 1:50:06.960 --> 1:50:10.080 old reality bullshit win build. That's cool, and that's why 1:50:10.560 --> 1:50:12.720 you know I don't have no foundations and nothing like that. 1:50:12.760 --> 1:50:14.400 I would like to be able to do that. So 1:50:14.520 --> 1:50:16.080 when I get my late night show that I would 1:50:16.080 --> 1:50:18.320 give me the Well Chappelle is supposed to be producing 1:50:18.400 --> 1:50:26.439 my Netflix special. Goddamn that. I think I'll be able 1:50:26.479 --> 1:50:29.320 to make some more moves, you know after that, because 1:50:29.360 --> 1:50:31.320 I don't need to hit licks no more. I need 1:50:31.400 --> 1:50:35.240 a lump some of money. I need a lump which 1:50:35.320 --> 1:50:37.560 count I need? I need a lunk. Oh, I'll be 1:50:37.640 --> 1:50:43.000 talking to them. I should be talking to you. Why 1:50:43.040 --> 1:50:45.479 you didn't tell me that y'all full of chip let 1:50:45.600 --> 1:50:50.960 me know, but doesn't come over there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 1:50:51.040 --> 1:50:52.960 but you're talking to Sunny. Sunny wants to talk to you. 1:50:56.280 --> 1:50:59.920 I'm sorry for neglecting the people at this angle. Take 1:51:00.000 --> 1:51:03.080 out my best I ain't even looking at Mama edited 1:51:03.120 --> 1:51:07.599 that out. It's my favorite phrase. Okay, well I'm back. 1:51:09.280 --> 1:51:11.599 So yeah, I'm glad that you like I lay. I'm 1:51:11.640 --> 1:51:15.720 glad you're like open. I love New York. Now I'm 1:51:15.760 --> 1:51:17.920 not made for it. I'm not built for New York. 1:51:18.439 --> 1:51:20.719 Why you say that, because there's a lot of walking. 1:51:20.920 --> 1:51:24.600 I'm way too bood you. Motherfucker's New York got the 1:51:24.680 --> 1:51:29.400 tightest asses. If anybody in the United States, you just 1:51:29.720 --> 1:51:33.760 like you, I said my act you bit just be like, oh, 1:51:33.840 --> 1:51:38.519 it's just two blocks down, half a mile later. I like, 1:51:38.720 --> 1:51:41.400 what the fuck you know? I'm gonna tell you a secret. 1:51:41.640 --> 1:51:44.080 I'm gonna tell you a secret. It depends on where 1:51:44.080 --> 1:51:46.240 you're at in New York. There's certain people with certain 1:51:46.320 --> 1:51:50.280 boroughs that don't even have elevators, and to them, to 1:51:50.439 --> 1:51:54.320 them walking, it just doesn't seem like my motherfucking nephew 1:51:54.880 --> 1:51:57.599 it's going to dive when he sees it. Used to live. 1:51:57.680 --> 1:52:02.200 I think in Manhattan, right. I said, I'm gonna come 1:52:02.320 --> 1:52:05.519 visit you, nephew. He's like, okay, and kith that's how 1:52:05.600 --> 1:52:09.720 he talked. And so I get to a spot, I 1:52:09.800 --> 1:52:12.120 get out of the cab. Not at uber. That's how 1:52:12.200 --> 1:52:16.080 long ago. Just wasn't got the cab. Yeah, okay, he's 1:52:16.160 --> 1:52:20.439 from what's that grandson to the grand Yeah yeah, And 1:52:20.640 --> 1:52:23.280 so I and so we get out there, we get 1:52:23.360 --> 1:52:26.879 my suitcase, everything. We go inside the door of the apartment. 1:52:27.160 --> 1:52:31.040 I said it was the elevator. He said, oh, we 1:52:31.120 --> 1:52:36.240 don't have an elevator. I said what, And I said, 1:52:36.280 --> 1:52:41.040 what fucking Floyd do you live on? It felt like 1:52:42.920 --> 1:52:48.200 it was a fifth motherfucker's floor didn't go Yo, they 1:52:48.240 --> 1:53:06.160 didn't go one to three one. That that I'm like that. 1:53:06.280 --> 1:53:08.960 I don't let you pay two hundred dollars of my play. 1:53:09.760 --> 1:53:13.840 It was the tiniest ever been. You can sit on 1:53:13.960 --> 1:53:16.280 the toilet and frying egg on the stove at the 1:53:16.360 --> 1:53:20.479 same time. That's how small this motherfucker was. The shower 1:53:20.720 --> 1:53:23.920 was in like a closet, like and the motherfucker at 1:53:24.000 --> 1:53:29.360 tempted you sit in the office share you got your rock, yo, 1:53:30.680 --> 1:53:33.560 I said, how do you do your laundry? How do 1:53:33.640 --> 1:53:35.680 you carry that ship up? And what do you do? 1:53:35.920 --> 1:53:38.760 What about groceries? Like when you come up and down 1:53:38.840 --> 1:53:46.760 the steps with this you live here voluntarily? Uh? That ship. 1:53:46.840 --> 1:53:49.439 That's why I know y'all the baddest New York Listen. 1:53:49.479 --> 1:53:52.080 I know a dude right now that has the apartment 1:53:52.160 --> 1:53:55.519 like it's twenty eight hundred and they're about to raise 1:53:55.560 --> 1:53:58.439 its tool for three thousand, and he has to use 1:53:58.479 --> 1:54:03.320 the community shower. That's why when I say, no, know, 1:54:03.439 --> 1:54:05.320 what you're saying is it's just like on the floor, 1:54:05.479 --> 1:54:09.360 five people, that's on the floor. But you gotta wait, 1:54:10.680 --> 1:54:16.200 you gotta wake up and actually like like you gotta go. 1:54:16.520 --> 1:54:21.080 You know jasp that's jail shower three thousand, gotten down 1:54:21.840 --> 1:54:26.519 three thousand. Why but he smacked dead in the middle 1:54:26.520 --> 1:54:29.200 of everything. That's not that's not your forfeit. I mean 1:54:29.360 --> 1:54:32.880 to him, it is. He's crazy. He has no complaints, 1:54:33.440 --> 1:54:35.360 he has complaints. He has no complaint, and we have 1:54:35.440 --> 1:54:37.480 the internet right now for that ship. He's gonna be 1:54:37.680 --> 1:54:39.920 smacked an he's stiff in his dream. He's not far 1:54:40.000 --> 1:54:43.440 from the Empire State Building, not far from to the top. 1:54:43.560 --> 1:54:47.200 And then jumped and fun out and when he catches 1:54:47.240 --> 1:54:50.240 that herd fees from that dirty as shower, it's four 1:54:50.360 --> 1:54:55.360 four four. I'm gonna go take a pistol crazy, take 1:54:55.360 --> 1:54:58.160 it to five. No no, no, no, no, no no no. 1:54:58.640 --> 1:55:01.080 That was bullshit. So I know you guys have a 1:55:01.120 --> 1:55:04.200 little tricky apartment like that out here. No, I want 1:55:04.200 --> 1:55:05.320 to take it to the shot with you. I was 1:55:05.360 --> 1:55:07.760 gonna ask, Okay, well, let's do it now. You know 1:55:07.840 --> 1:55:10.920 who I do like like my my other nephews and queens, 1:55:10.960 --> 1:55:17.160 but I like I like Jersey, Jersey. Yeah, I frequently 1:55:17.280 --> 1:55:20.640 airbnb this house in Jersey, and I really I really 1:55:20.760 --> 1:55:23.920 like it at this Airbnb type of person. And you know, 1:55:24.080 --> 1:55:26.720 for my team, like if I'm coming be in town 1:55:26.840 --> 1:55:30.440 five days, why paying from five hotel rooms one the 1:55:30.480 --> 1:55:35.080 Airbnb and my assistant got coups years over there. It's 1:55:35.120 --> 1:55:38.840 also a chef like BUTTI five certifist double he got 1:55:38.960 --> 1:55:41.800 he like a Jamaica Yeah yeah, yeah, he got like 1:55:41.960 --> 1:55:46.640 nine jobs. So you know, we just uh what you 1:55:46.720 --> 1:55:49.600 cat instacot the food to the house and he'll cook 1:55:49.640 --> 1:55:52.480 for everybody and it's more of a family type thing. 1:55:53.280 --> 1:55:57.080 And I like that. And do you cook? I cooked 1:55:57.120 --> 1:55:59.760 like a motherfucker. But the only thing is that only 1:56:00.160 --> 1:56:05.000 two things, three things. I cook soul food, right, I 1:56:05.080 --> 1:56:07.440 don't cook like Italian food. And you know what I mean. 1:56:08.000 --> 1:56:11.640 I'm a soul food beast. I can make whole Thanksgiving 1:56:11.720 --> 1:56:16.000 Christmas dinners by myself. No spicy biga ton huh No, 1:56:16.160 --> 1:56:18.480 I don't know how to do all that. I can 1:56:18.560 --> 1:56:23.760 only make soul food. Spaghetti that's Italian, by the way. 1:56:24.000 --> 1:56:30.440 I know the battle how you make it, whether it's 1:56:30.480 --> 1:56:36.640 Italian or not, how you make here. But you know, 1:56:37.160 --> 1:56:42.280 I make spaghetti and and a good, really great breakfast 1:56:42.440 --> 1:56:48.640 and ship like that. Motherfucker maga's need so tell us, 1:56:48.960 --> 1:56:54.360 tell us what's in the Christmas dinner? Okay, my Christmas dinner. 1:56:55.560 --> 1:57:01.680 First of all, I held daddy even even watching me. 1:57:03.880 --> 1:57:07.920 I know what happened. This went over my head. I 1:57:08.080 --> 1:57:12.200 do a turkey in it's a family recipe, and do 1:57:12.280 --> 1:57:15.960 a turkey in a paper bag type thing. It's not fried, 1:57:16.160 --> 1:57:19.800 it's not fried. It's like black magic. I do a 1:57:19.880 --> 1:57:22.920 turkey I usually do a primary of and I also 1:57:23.080 --> 1:57:26.240 always just have one small ham from the honey baked 1:57:26.240 --> 1:57:29.240 place because my daughter likes it. I don't want to 1:57:29.320 --> 1:57:33.320 hear from nobody about my motherfucking honey baked ham. We 1:57:33.400 --> 1:57:35.480 get the little one. We don't even have ham left over. 1:57:35.520 --> 1:57:39.560 The don't funk with me on the two days aufter 1:57:39.720 --> 1:57:44.560 year alone, don't talk to me about the two days 1:57:44.680 --> 1:57:48.440 out the yere. Okay, there's the meats two days years 1:57:48.480 --> 1:57:51.520 giving the Christmas fun with you about your hair don't continue. 1:57:51.560 --> 1:57:54.240 But it's not even me. I get it from my daughter. Okay. 1:57:55.720 --> 1:57:58.960 So there's the turkey, the primary of the ham. I 1:57:59.080 --> 1:58:02.960 usually have gone. And I have you got sauces in 1:58:03.000 --> 1:58:07.400 your gumbo? Yes? I do? Yes? Out here being a while, Okay, 1:58:08.800 --> 1:58:11.280 take the park sauce. You're talking about. Give somebody a 1:58:11.320 --> 1:58:15.320 option without the porky. I even give him option without 1:58:15.360 --> 1:58:21.760 the seafood. So I do do that, sorry, okay. And 1:58:21.920 --> 1:58:30.320 then dressing and gravy, mashed potatoes, um my greens. I 1:58:30.440 --> 1:58:37.120 called my super greens because my recipe is college curly mustards, mustards, 1:58:37.760 --> 1:58:45.320 kale turnups, back choy cabage. I've got all the greens together, 1:58:45.440 --> 1:58:48.520 and you got pork in there too. It's the color 1:58:48.600 --> 1:58:59.000 green turkey next turkey in your greens? Yes, annoy, I 1:58:59.160 --> 1:59:01.440 have I have, I have a ham hog in my green. 1:59:02.440 --> 1:59:05.160 I can cook a punk bit other polock greens, but 1:59:05.480 --> 1:59:09.400 not greens without I can do that. I've done the 1:59:09.440 --> 1:59:12.560 smoke turkey neck too, But now I'm cold confused, not 1:59:12.760 --> 1:59:15.200 for me, and it's my holiday and that's what I want. 1:59:15.920 --> 1:59:18.280 I don't. Don't you know I've done. I'm done all that. 1:59:18.840 --> 1:59:20.560 But you know when I was growing up, we didn't 1:59:20.560 --> 1:59:23.200 get all this custom bullshit. It's like, this is what 1:59:23.360 --> 1:59:27.800 it is either to be hung and I don't eat 1:59:28.120 --> 1:59:34.000 a bit. Shut you gonna eat this? Howay? You know? 1:59:34.600 --> 1:59:37.680 These kids got all kind of requirements and ship like 1:59:37.840 --> 1:59:40.160 your mama is a short order cook. Bitch. I made 1:59:40.280 --> 1:59:43.960 magpritat it meed low and cabin eat it the dog 1:59:44.120 --> 1:59:47.360 give a fuck what? And I don't do cereal in 1:59:47.440 --> 1:59:50.120 my house. I would never fed no cereal, never fed 1:59:50.200 --> 1:59:53.080 my daughter no cereal hot breakfast. I'm from Arkansas. We 1:59:53.200 --> 1:59:55.560 do eggs and ship like that. Okay, So let's put 1:59:55.600 --> 1:59:57.440 this to Christmas? So could so? Then I have my 1:59:57.520 --> 2:00:00.480 macrooni and cheese. But my macaroni and cheese? How many 2:00:00.560 --> 2:00:05.360 cheeses hold on my macaroni and cheese has been bombed? 2:00:05.560 --> 2:00:12.320 Un Tell my chef assistant made macaroni and cheese for me. 2:00:12.480 --> 2:00:15.080 I caught this last and it was sort of like 2:00:15.200 --> 2:00:17.440 you know, Patty LaBelle got a macrooni and cheese and 2:00:17.480 --> 2:00:20.480 got like seven cheeses in it. This motherfucker was like 2:00:20.640 --> 2:00:24.240 that I'm talking about. You take the spoon and going, yeah, 2:00:26.080 --> 2:00:29.120 I'm getting hungry, just so you know, like that macro 2:00:29.240 --> 2:00:36.600 and cheese, some sweet potatoes as well, and I think 2:00:36.720 --> 2:00:40.160 that's it was maybe a sweep potato pie or a 2:00:40.280 --> 2:00:43.960 red velvet cake, which I did not care, so I 2:00:44.000 --> 2:00:51.920 don't beg Okay, let's break down the spaghetti. Spaghetti first, 2:00:52.040 --> 2:00:56.240 I do start with a name brand spaghetti over here, 2:00:56.720 --> 2:00:59.200 but over here in this pot, I'm gonna take some 2:00:59.360 --> 2:01:02.360 olive oil with something. I saw this in The Godfather, 2:01:03.000 --> 2:01:07.200 very thinly sliced garlic. Let's see. I keep garlic marinading 2:01:07.680 --> 2:01:12.440 and grape seed and grape seed when they did it 2:01:12.480 --> 2:01:16.360 in jail. Yeah, yeah, and they had to raise the 2:01:16.440 --> 2:01:19.960 blade and he say, this is crazy. You said you 2:01:20.120 --> 2:01:24.280 didn't do Italian. This is exactly okay, But I said, 2:01:24.280 --> 2:01:26.800 I cook forgetting that. Okay, okay, okay, let's continue. I 2:01:26.880 --> 2:01:29.200 want to say I take that, I take the garlic 2:01:29.400 --> 2:01:33.560 and oil and some onions, and I do that and 2:01:33.680 --> 2:01:37.080 then I will mix that. So no, and I asked 2:01:37.120 --> 2:01:41.360 some mushrooms and sometimes some black olives, and I'll mix 2:01:41.480 --> 2:01:44.320 that together, and then I'll mix the sauce in with that. 2:01:46.520 --> 2:01:49.720 I let that, man, and then I just drew my 2:01:49.920 --> 2:01:53.760 you know, my my bostock. And I like angelo hair 2:01:53.840 --> 2:01:57.360 a lot. I like the way it fields in my mouth. Okay, 2:01:58.960 --> 2:02:04.200 here possible? Alright, my man, the last one you said 2:02:04.240 --> 2:02:07.040 it's breakfast. I'm interested in how you're gonna break down 2:02:07.080 --> 2:02:11.160 this breakfast. I hate to tell you right now there's 2:02:11.200 --> 2:02:14.320 more pork involved. No, I can tell. I can tell. 2:02:15.320 --> 2:02:19.600 I can tell. So you don't bacon if I could 2:02:19.680 --> 2:02:22.800 find it. Okay, I've only ever had one turkey bacon 2:02:22.880 --> 2:02:25.160 that I can eat, and it was an oscar my 2:02:25.480 --> 2:02:30.160 microwave with boscar mine. Because turkey bacon is more like 2:02:30.320 --> 2:02:34.200 beef jerky to me. It's showy. I like my ship crisp. 2:02:34.320 --> 2:02:37.000 Even when I eat pork bacon. I don't like it 2:02:37.200 --> 2:02:40.120 rom flimsy. I like my ship like a potato chip. 2:02:43.960 --> 2:02:46.920 About chicken sauces. You ever tried that chicken sausage I eat? 2:02:47.000 --> 2:02:49.320 But I don't like that ship too sweet. I don't 2:02:49.360 --> 2:02:51.920 like that, you know, apple chicken. I don't like nothing 2:02:51.960 --> 2:02:54.000 too sweet. I don't like when they wrap it around. 2:02:55.600 --> 2:02:59.480 Right now, there's a different I'll be like, listen, I 2:02:59.760 --> 2:03:05.160 don't wouldn't be different with me. I'm not nabs. You 2:03:05.280 --> 2:03:11.480 are a lyrical let's go, let's go. So you don't 2:03:11.520 --> 2:03:14.720 don't focus your sauces neither. No, but I fun with chicken, okay. 2:03:15.040 --> 2:03:16.760 So all right, So if I come over your house, right, 2:03:16.960 --> 2:03:21.920 no whatever, I don't eat porker beef, eat chicken. Okay, 2:03:22.000 --> 2:03:25.680 So I would maybe bank you some salmon or maybe 2:03:25.840 --> 2:03:37.600 syriut uh, you know, because love language pan syriuc sun, 2:03:37.720 --> 2:03:47.000 you think, because he got lost at that point. My 2:03:47.080 --> 2:03:52.640 only fashion because you ever had somebody come to the 2:03:52.720 --> 2:03:56.320 house that don't eat porker beef? Yeah? Okay? And so 2:03:56.520 --> 2:04:00.240 I w was do fishing grits and maybe need some 2:04:00.360 --> 2:04:05.840 potatoes onions as well, some wheat toast from the because 2:04:05.840 --> 2:04:07.920 I buy this bread from the it's called the Black 2:04:07.960 --> 2:04:10.920 Bread Company, and it's a black bread company and it's 2:04:10.960 --> 2:04:13.640 called the Black Bread Company. And they probably got to 2:04:13.680 --> 2:04:17.160 hear the shot shout out to the black bread Yeah, 2:04:17.200 --> 2:04:20.400 And so I have them send me my bread, and 2:04:20.560 --> 2:04:24.280 so I probably make your toast. Now that's the Amazon. 2:04:26.880 --> 2:04:37.480 She's like subscriptions, but uh, you know, just maybe like 2:04:37.800 --> 2:04:39.720 like that and then maybe your eggs however you like 2:04:39.880 --> 2:04:43.280 them with cheese and green onion with a little sauce 2:04:43.360 --> 2:04:46.680 on top of avocado on the side, you know, or 2:04:46.800 --> 2:04:49.600 maybe just maybe make you a little omelet egg white 2:04:49.680 --> 2:04:53.200 omelet or whatever like that. Oh yeah, once you eat 2:04:53.280 --> 2:04:58.840 my food and eat some other things, you ain't going, 2:04:58.920 --> 2:05:10.800 no man my food telling anybody what are we on fool? Right? 2:05:10.840 --> 2:05:13.440 But we're on fool. This brother right here, it is 2:05:13.440 --> 2:05:17.520 our director. He's everything. If he was to come to 2:05:17.600 --> 2:05:20.600 your house, he's vegan and he's jamaking vegan too, so 2:05:20.680 --> 2:05:27.240 he's gonna ask no whattereez no cheese. If he said 2:05:27.280 --> 2:05:36.560 it like that didn't get any motherfucking He's like. So 2:05:36.720 --> 2:05:39.360 if he came over the crib and they're like it's 2:05:39.400 --> 2:05:41.880 thanks Giving, he's like, we're back when they're giving and 2:05:41.960 --> 2:05:44.400 we're like, yo, we just did drinking chairs week. Great. 2:05:44.760 --> 2:05:47.440 You know, he the rector is coming over and he 2:05:47.560 --> 2:05:50.680 want to eat. How do you cook for a vegan? 2:05:50.880 --> 2:05:54.440 And this is my man right and here are you 2:05:54.640 --> 2:05:57.360 like are you jamaking it all? Are anything okay? So 2:05:57.520 --> 2:06:01.200 that he knows what parrot fishes? Yeah, you know what 2:06:01.400 --> 2:06:04.760 parent fishes. So I would probably make it my business 2:06:05.360 --> 2:06:07.440 to have because this is a holiday. This is a 2:06:07.480 --> 2:06:17.360 man I love, so I'd probably make he's vegan. I 2:06:17.480 --> 2:06:27.200 give your bus. I don't know what serious, she said. 2:06:28.040 --> 2:06:33.920 Some serials you know, paid for a vegan, cook for 2:06:33.960 --> 2:06:36.560 a vegan. I've never cook vegan, but I'm sure I 2:06:36.640 --> 2:06:38.560 could if I brought my mind to it. Let's think 2:06:38.560 --> 2:06:44.000 about it, right, if you make degrees without without any 2:06:44.480 --> 2:06:49.720 paltry tripe bros, and just use like maybe a spring water, right, 2:06:50.480 --> 2:06:54.520 the part is vegan. And then cocaine is too. You 2:06:54.600 --> 2:06:58.880 can have cocaine, man, it don't some cocaine. That just 2:06:59.400 --> 2:07:04.800 me just as a vegan, she thinking outside the bar. 2:07:06.320 --> 2:07:10.360 You are liberated vegans. That was a vegan Christmas l 2:07:14.400 --> 2:07:18.800 We're about to have a new vegan revolution. Vegans. We're 2:07:18.840 --> 2:07:23.800 just playing around. The vegans about to be around. Boycott 2:07:24.600 --> 2:07:34.640 Tom and the cocaine's vegan especially would do whatever. If 2:07:34.680 --> 2:07:36.840 I was in love, I would do whatever the fuck 2:07:37.200 --> 2:07:39.800 it was I could do. If we couldn't get home 2:07:39.880 --> 2:07:42.200 to his mama, I would do whatever it was I 2:07:42.320 --> 2:07:48.160 could do to make something for him to feel at 2:07:48.240 --> 2:07:54.760 home holiday, even if I had to cater it. And 2:07:54.840 --> 2:07:59.760 then I sucked the ship out. Done. Merry Christmas, Champaigne 2:07:59.840 --> 2:08:04.280 is what's going up? I ain't never said no. If 2:08:04.280 --> 2:08:09.440 you can come down drinking right, you know, I ain't 2:08:09.480 --> 2:08:12.840 gonna lie. This is everything I thought it would be 2:08:13.080 --> 2:08:15.480 and more. I just want you to know your a legend. 2:08:16.280 --> 2:08:19.280 You are somebody that's got to be saluted. You're somebody 2:08:19.640 --> 2:08:23.720 that you You know what I love about you? Everything 2:08:23.800 --> 2:08:27.200 about you is comedy. Everything about you is you. Yeah, 2:08:27.200 --> 2:08:30.040 I I don't whenever I'm asking you a question, I 2:08:30.120 --> 2:08:32.840 don't expect what I expect. I know you're gonna say 2:08:32.920 --> 2:08:35.920 something else. And that's so beautiful. That's so beautiful to 2:08:36.040 --> 2:08:39.560 see a person to live in their own self, you 2:08:39.600 --> 2:08:42.760 know what I mean? So many people, especially nowadays, especially 2:08:42.800 --> 2:08:48.560 in people want to be what they expect the people 2:08:48.640 --> 2:08:50.680 to want them to be, and they don't want to 2:08:50.720 --> 2:08:56.640 be who they should be. It's just so much easier 2:08:57.960 --> 2:09:01.320 to be yourself, to be as just so much easier 2:09:01.440 --> 2:09:05.200 to be myself. I just if you try to be 2:09:05.360 --> 2:09:07.840 somebody else, you get you know, you gotta lie, and 2:09:07.920 --> 2:09:09.560 now you get caught up in one life, you gotta 2:09:09.640 --> 2:09:13.240 tell another lie, and it's like being hard keeping the 2:09:13.360 --> 2:09:17.800 lines straight. Yeah. So I just like you know, I 2:09:17.920 --> 2:09:21.960 don't try to do nobody no harm. I try to 2:09:22.040 --> 2:09:24.360 stay out to mess. You know, everybody got them at 2:09:24.400 --> 2:09:27.080 the house, but I try to stay out of the mess. 2:09:27.760 --> 2:09:30.800 And I tried to bring happiness and enjoy the people 2:09:30.880 --> 2:09:33.520 in such a hurtful world. You know, we are in 2:09:33.760 --> 2:09:38.400 post traumatic stress every day, you know, with the news 2:09:38.520 --> 2:09:42.400 of the day as murders and killings. You know, day 2:09:42.440 --> 2:09:46.160 after tomorrow, I'm going to be involved in the Trayvon 2:09:46.320 --> 2:09:51.800 Martin uh activities, you know, with his mother, Sabina Fulton. 2:09:52.560 --> 2:09:55.240 When I told her what I met her, I think 2:09:55.280 --> 2:09:57.680 she came to one of my comedy shows. I was 2:09:57.760 --> 2:10:01.080 so honored to have her come see me, and I said, 2:10:01.120 --> 2:10:03.960 if you ever need me for anything, I'm there, and 2:10:04.080 --> 2:10:06.960 she finally called me and I'm here. So I'm here 2:10:07.040 --> 2:10:09.720 to do this show, but I'm also here to you know, 2:10:10.080 --> 2:10:14.920 my get with Trey Vin and you know, host the celebration, 2:10:15.040 --> 2:10:17.640 not in the park. It's gonna be food and all 2:10:17.720 --> 2:10:21.200 that stuff. And for her to give back because none 2:10:21.240 --> 2:10:24.040 of us, you know, shout out to my very different 2:10:24.200 --> 2:10:28.040 Ricky Smiley just lost his son, ant I'll live your 2:10:28.320 --> 2:10:31.640 children is a pain that I can't imagine. Like there's 2:10:31.680 --> 2:10:34.320 no more comedy for me if that would have happened 2:10:34.360 --> 2:10:36.320 to me. You know, I don't know how people go on, 2:10:36.480 --> 2:10:39.040 but if you keep waking up and keep reading, you 2:10:39.200 --> 2:10:42.360 have to go on. So Sabrina asked me to come. 2:10:42.840 --> 2:10:47.080 I'm here to do that. You know. I like doing 2:10:47.120 --> 2:10:50.840 I love doing what I do because I meet great people, 2:10:51.200 --> 2:10:54.680 and I get good seats at restaurants, and I um 2:10:55.320 --> 2:11:00.040 fly first class and all that fun ship that go 2:11:00.800 --> 2:11:03.320 with it, you know. But mostly I just get to 2:11:04.240 --> 2:11:07.240 talk to people. If I never get a motherfucker award, 2:11:07.720 --> 2:11:10.080 I've got I've got awards from the people, you know. 2:11:10.120 --> 2:11:14.280 If I never get a Oscar, never get a I'll 2:11:14.320 --> 2:11:16.120 be hurt. If I never get a soul Train award, 2:11:16.160 --> 2:11:21.000 I want what the black one. I want to soultiate. Yeah, 2:11:21.040 --> 2:11:22.680 I want to train. I gotta be to you. We 2:11:22.760 --> 2:11:35.400 gotta be. We have not physically gotten it yet, Like 2:11:35.520 --> 2:11:42.400 you're being black and the black while we almost a yeah, 2:11:42.440 --> 2:11:47.880 I think almost yeah. We check in. It's not be man. 2:11:47.960 --> 2:11:50.600 We don't. We don't. We want We appreciate it, but 2:11:50.800 --> 2:11:57.040 we want one, and I wanted within a year, but no, 2:11:57.240 --> 2:11:59.640 I just you know, just doing doing this and just 2:12:00.240 --> 2:12:02.960 the opportunity to you know, one of the biggest things 2:12:03.040 --> 2:12:04.480 that happened to me when I moved to l A 2:12:04.640 --> 2:12:07.520 was that I started seeing people that I adored from 2:12:07.600 --> 2:12:12.160 TV in person. Like I met Jack Hay in person. 2:12:12.760 --> 2:12:15.800 I'm like, wow, this is really her. I met Marley 2:12:15.920 --> 2:12:22.280 Gibbs in person. You know what I'm saying, Andy, Andy Samberg, 2:12:22.480 --> 2:12:29.280 and and and and and and Adam Sandler in person. Well, 2:12:29.400 --> 2:12:32.400 yeah they did, which is always you know, a mind 2:12:32.480 --> 2:12:34.480 lord to me, because I don't just walk up expecting 2:12:34.520 --> 2:12:38.120 people know who the pretty here again, and so a 2:12:38.240 --> 2:12:40.360 lot of them do. And I'm like, you know, I'm 2:12:40.440 --> 2:12:43.600 trying to work. I think I'm gonna embrace that legend 2:12:43.720 --> 2:12:47.560 thing and trying to work more more. You are a legend. 2:12:48.240 --> 2:12:49.960 I'm not gonna lie to you. And you have a 2:12:50.040 --> 2:12:58.600 Drink Chance Award now as well. Those are gold roses. 2:12:58.840 --> 2:13:01.360 But when I'm fairs at people, I still have me 2:13:01.480 --> 2:13:04.080 and my team Google. And when I was doing that, 2:13:04.120 --> 2:13:06.000 that's why you kept seeing me look at my phone 2:13:06.280 --> 2:13:08.280 I just kept seeing they just kept seeing me more 2:13:08.400 --> 2:13:10.360 and more and more and more, and I was just like, 2:13:10.800 --> 2:13:13.400 you know, of course I know what you do from 2:13:13.440 --> 2:13:15.400 what I saw, but I was it was so much 2:13:15.520 --> 2:13:18.080 more that I didn't know, and it was so much 2:13:18.120 --> 2:13:19.880 more that I wanted to praise you for so that 2:13:20.080 --> 2:13:22.600 so I wanted you to know that. And what's crazy 2:13:22.600 --> 2:13:26.080 about it is you deserve these flowers. You are one 2:13:26.160 --> 2:13:30.000 of the goats out here. You have a great spirit, 2:13:30.480 --> 2:13:36.440 great mind, and great you know, great, great, great comedic 2:13:36.880 --> 2:13:44.880 and and by the way, I we all anticipated this. 2:13:45.040 --> 2:13:49.400 We needed this in three we needed a comedian, we 2:13:49.520 --> 2:13:53.920 needed uh this and it was everything that I expected 2:13:54.000 --> 2:13:58.720 plus ten fifteen hundreds. No, I swear to God, we 2:13:58.920 --> 2:14:03.200 love your spirit. The spirit is kind of been coming. 2:14:05.480 --> 2:14:07.120 I'm gonna take a shot to that. You got a shot, 2:14:09.040 --> 2:14:17.440 were watching you. You got two shots. She wants you 2:14:17.440 --> 2:14:21.720 to be double fist. But this this All the other 2:14:21.800 --> 2:14:26.480 shots we took, what's that, everything else? But this shot 2:14:26.560 --> 2:14:32.520 here is for you and everything you do and everything 2:14:32.520 --> 2:14:34.680 you continue to do, and we want you to know it. 2:14:34.800 --> 2:14:38.040 Don't go recognize you are queen and we love we 2:14:38.400 --> 2:14:41.200 we love you, and we're gonna respect that shot it 2:14:44.160 --> 2:14:57.560 let me you ain't cool right now? Ye? Holy those 2:14:57.560 --> 2:15:02.320 are like four hours okay, so asked about were not? 2:15:04.600 --> 2:15:11.640 They said, your twin that did you see that? Of course? Okay, 2:15:12.280 --> 2:15:23.080 that's what you call viral that. No, I had nothing 2:15:23.360 --> 2:15:28.120 to do with that, but apparently Jock had died his 2:15:28.240 --> 2:15:31.320 hair blond and somebody you know that, you know, the 2:15:31.560 --> 2:15:36.160 internet is undefeated. They are the funniest writers ever. If 2:15:36.240 --> 2:15:38.600 any of you out there on the internet, they'll be 2:15:38.680 --> 2:15:41.640 writing some virally funny ship. Think about doing a career 2:15:41.760 --> 2:15:47.160 in comedy writing that, that could be your career. And 2:15:47.400 --> 2:15:56.320 somebody somebody said John out here looking like Loue Nell right, okay, 2:15:56.440 --> 2:16:01.080 so the best who are man? Literally? So then I wrote, 2:16:01.320 --> 2:16:04.760 I saw it on I don't know, somewhere um onside 2:16:04.800 --> 2:16:07.920 of something like that Hollywood luck maybe, oh yeah maybe 2:16:07.960 --> 2:16:14.000 that Yeah, Jason, and my episode comes out next week. Okay, 2:16:14.520 --> 2:16:22.640 I'm so um. I wrote him and I said, what's up? 2:16:23.080 --> 2:16:24.840 You know he was he came out. I was on 2:16:24.920 --> 2:16:28.040 my phone. He said Young Jock is live. And I 2:16:28.200 --> 2:16:30.320 clicked on it and I was like one of her 2:16:30.440 --> 2:16:35.040 people on it, and so I said, good morning, twin. 2:16:36.480 --> 2:16:40.560 That little statement right there everything went everywhere, and you know, 2:16:40.879 --> 2:16:45.720 everybody was circling it and screenshot it dead and and 2:16:45.800 --> 2:16:48.280 then me and Jock I was in Atlanta and then 2:16:48.360 --> 2:16:49.880 I was like, Jack, you need to come to my 2:16:49.959 --> 2:16:52.560 shot hit him in the DM and he saw it late, 2:16:52.720 --> 2:16:54.400 but he was like, yo, I want you to see 2:16:54.480 --> 2:16:57.440 this earlier. The came so we cool, you know, because 2:16:57.560 --> 2:17:00.800 like it's like it's like flavor Flavor and um on boosey. 2:17:01.120 --> 2:17:03.800 Oh yeah, and they did the movie. Yeah it was 2:17:03.920 --> 2:17:08.279 the Flavor was the Father? Yeah, yeah, Well I'm just suspected. 2:17:08.360 --> 2:17:12.840 Motherfucker's that like the color? They answer much? Your suspect 2:17:12.920 --> 2:17:17.199 of them? Wait where did we go? Just? She says 2:17:17.280 --> 2:17:21.520 she thinks it sucks you think Jock is suspect. I'm 2:17:21.560 --> 2:17:24.000 asking this is you. I don't want no problem with Jock. 2:17:25.840 --> 2:17:28.520 You don't want no problem with nobody but you. Now, 2:17:28.600 --> 2:17:33.680 but i'd be like waiting, manute, that's all. That's Wait 2:17:33.720 --> 2:17:36.040 a minute. With men color their hair, it's a little crazy. 2:17:37.800 --> 2:17:40.600 What do you do? He color his head gray? Yeah 2:17:41.120 --> 2:17:44.000 that's what I did. Okay, But Yourselver Fox, thank you 2:17:47.280 --> 2:17:51.440 ain't color ship? Would you dye in pink? Would you 2:17:51.600 --> 2:18:01.680 die in Lappert? He would you turn it blind if 2:18:01.720 --> 2:18:03.680 I wouldn't do it? Black ones? You know what, that's 2:18:03.680 --> 2:18:06.480 a lot of fun. That guys, a lot of fun drops, 2:18:06.480 --> 2:18:10.480 a lot of fun and plus, by the way, that motherfucker, Hey, 2:18:10.680 --> 2:18:14.560 I can't name two young drop songs, but that motherfucker won. 2:18:14.760 --> 2:18:38.880 That's the forever fucking bangers going down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2:18:39.400 --> 2:18:41.160 he's a lot of Let's take a shot for that. Yeah, 2:18:41.200 --> 2:18:44.039 I'm taking a shot for that. You know what, you're evil. 2:18:44.120 --> 2:18:46.039 You gotta shot right there, you gotta show right there. 2:18:46.320 --> 2:18:51.600 Looks she brought you a shot conveniently. Okay, blood, Hey, 2:18:51.680 --> 2:18:53.680 you know what, your evil plan is not working. You 2:18:53.760 --> 2:18:56.400 think you're gonna get me drunk, you know, but we're 2:18:56.440 --> 2:19:02.160 doing air click air click. There gonna be like in 2:19:02.240 --> 2:19:06.720 the comments and be like trivia question. How many shots 2:19:06.800 --> 2:19:13.960 did lu Nelle have during? Okay? Do we account minds 2:19:14.000 --> 2:19:17.119 that she took one cup? What are you taking away? 2:19:18.000 --> 2:19:23.960 Who kind of my shots? Even watching? Even watching you 2:19:25.240 --> 2:19:28.360 nine so I feel it's like ten or eleven we're 2:19:28.400 --> 2:19:38.119 on you're but thank you, Oh my god. Okay, go ahead, 2:19:38.120 --> 2:19:39.840 go ahead, go ahead, No, let me just ask you 2:19:40.040 --> 2:19:46.280 right every time we already asked you about the stage 2:19:46.400 --> 2:19:51.200 and um with comedy, right and we already asked you 2:19:51.320 --> 2:19:55.760 about you know, um edited, so right now with this 2:19:55.959 --> 2:20:01.360 upcoming Dave Chappelle supposedly Netflix documentar of me, what do we? 2:20:01.520 --> 2:20:03.640 What do we? What are we? What are we doing? 2:20:04.640 --> 2:20:09.879 You know? One day and I first of all, um, 2:20:11.040 --> 2:20:14.000 he had me come out to Yellow Springs. We've been 2:20:14.200 --> 2:20:17.080 We went out there to the corn field by the way, 2:20:17.240 --> 2:20:21.520 shout out to y'all from coming to Snoop Compound to 2:20:21.680 --> 2:20:24.000 do the show. You're like, we don't drivel for nobody, 2:20:24.840 --> 2:20:31.680 but if you did, but how about you did car 2:20:33.680 --> 2:20:38.880 the couple we we went too. They want men like that? 2:20:39.560 --> 2:20:42.920 She definitely because I thought that's some was got some 2:20:43.080 --> 2:20:48.000 baller ship. That's boy, any means necessary ship, go get it. 2:20:48.040 --> 2:20:51.280 You're gonna pass up a Snoop interview that he go. 2:20:51.520 --> 2:20:54.880 That's our second. By the way, he did go. He 2:20:54.959 --> 2:20:57.200 was in Florida. He was the floor early on. Okay, see, 2:20:57.240 --> 2:20:58.720 because this is one I'm gonna ask you out. Did 2:20:58.879 --> 2:21:01.240 like y'all do this with places? I thought, didn't you 2:21:01.360 --> 2:21:05.039 had it? Just one stables. Miami's our main spot where 2:21:05.080 --> 2:21:07.240 we record, but we've traveled. Yeah, but this is not. 2:21:07.680 --> 2:21:13.480 Is this the maining spot for the past two years? Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, 2:21:13.560 --> 2:21:15.440 Now what with the question Dave Chappelle? How did you 2:21:15.600 --> 2:21:19.960 Dave Chappelle? Okay, so, um we knew each other. We 2:21:20.080 --> 2:21:24.480 had uh been in each other's company and seen him 2:21:24.560 --> 2:21:28.879 do comedy, was in Canada, my comedy festival and see 2:21:29.000 --> 2:21:32.680 me Canada as a criminal? Yeah, but you Drake back 2:21:32.680 --> 2:21:34.840 to us? So I wish I knew Drake? Do you 2:21:34.920 --> 2:21:37.720 know Drake? Hey? C Did Pitt Bull answer you back? 2:21:37.959 --> 2:21:41.320 He didn't, but he hasn't. He hasn't yet. He hasn't yet. 2:21:42.240 --> 2:21:46.279 But how how did you get in Canada? How's a criminal? 2:21:48.400 --> 2:21:51.800 You might not be the contry? I can't what happened? 2:21:52.200 --> 2:22:01.720 He didn't answer. Oh, you're not as close as you No, no, no, no, okay, 2:22:01.760 --> 2:22:07.960 I look, I said, tell her right, tell me anything, 2:22:10.760 --> 2:22:19.960 but you got into Canada? But I don't know, umu. 2:22:20.160 --> 2:22:23.000 He had me out of the blue, like things happening 2:22:23.120 --> 2:22:25.920 out of the blue. Out of the blue, I got, 2:22:26.080 --> 2:22:28.320 you know, summons to come out to Yellow Frings. I 2:22:28.400 --> 2:22:31.800 was like, oh my god, gladly and it was you know, 2:22:32.000 --> 2:22:35.880 private and everything like that. I'm the jet and my 2:22:36.240 --> 2:22:39.119 daughter and I went with me, and I always say 2:22:39.200 --> 2:22:42.520 she didn't come to support me. She didn't even come 2:22:42.720 --> 2:22:45.680 to with Chappelle. She came to me on the fucking jet. 2:22:46.000 --> 2:22:50.280 I was her in the selfish I'm god, I'm not 2:22:50.280 --> 2:22:55.320 gonna lie, make some noise to your daughter. That's what 2:22:55.440 --> 2:22:59.800 she's supposed to tell me. And my daughter went out 2:23:00.240 --> 2:23:05.360 and um I performed for him, and he told my 2:23:05.680 --> 2:23:09.800 daughter that he was gonna get me a Netflix special. Now, 2:23:10.040 --> 2:23:12.320 let me tell you something about black mamas and things 2:23:12.400 --> 2:23:17.960 that you tell our kids. Serious, don't don't lie to 2:23:18.040 --> 2:23:20.800 my baby. Don't do it. I don't give a funk 2:23:20.800 --> 2:23:24.200 who you are. Don't play like that, don't tell don't 2:23:24.280 --> 2:23:27.280 tell her something that you're gonna do for me and 2:23:27.320 --> 2:23:29.879 not do it. You can tell me something that you're 2:23:29.920 --> 2:23:31.640 not that you're gonna do for me and then not 2:23:31.800 --> 2:23:34.160 do it, but don't tell her. So I knew that 2:23:34.280 --> 2:23:36.440 he wouldn't do that, and so I believe that I 2:23:36.560 --> 2:23:39.760 believe him. He's gonna get me Netflix special. And then 2:23:39.840 --> 2:23:44.240 we did a show and San Francisco. You know how 2:23:44.320 --> 2:23:48.640 he always has musical guests. This particular show, you had 2:23:48.720 --> 2:23:58.720 E forty, Raphael, Sad, Little John and uh and somebody 2:23:58.760 --> 2:24:03.080 else on the Bay too, Tyler quality symbol symbol I 2:24:03.280 --> 2:24:06.200 think was no, no, no. But anyway, it was a 2:24:06.280 --> 2:24:10.960 bunch of us. And he announced on the stage that 2:24:11.240 --> 2:24:13.040 night to everybody that he was gonna get me a 2:24:13.080 --> 2:24:16.880 Netflix special. Now that's twice right. And then so I 2:24:17.040 --> 2:24:20.200 just did a show with him and Chris Rock in 2:24:20.320 --> 2:24:22.720 front of twenty thousand people and he said it again, 2:24:23.400 --> 2:24:25.200 you know so. And then I talked to him the 2:24:25.280 --> 2:24:29.119 other day because he asked me, you know where am 2:24:29.200 --> 2:24:34.520 I most um, what are my top two choices to well, 2:24:34.560 --> 2:24:37.320 I want to take the special. Of course, one would 2:24:37.320 --> 2:24:39.920 be I would want to do it in Oakland because 2:24:39.959 --> 2:24:45.640 that would bring, you know, a whole full circle moment 2:24:45.760 --> 2:24:48.320 for me to do it. Let's hit the drum roll 2:24:48.400 --> 2:24:50.880 for the number two. Let's drum I think we all 2:24:51.040 --> 2:24:54.640 come on. What would number two be? What would number 2:24:54.640 --> 2:25:04.440 two be? Vegas? Oh, lunell life from Las Vegas, because 2:25:04.440 --> 2:25:06.960 I would say, I already have my residency there. You know, 2:25:07.040 --> 2:25:09.400 I'm there. When I leave Florida, I go to Vegas, 2:25:09.480 --> 2:25:18.760 I'm there every residency in Vegas. Yes I do. There 2:25:18.879 --> 2:25:22.640 was a whole thing on ABC. Um it's on streaming 2:25:22.680 --> 2:25:27.520 on Hulu now uh called Solovan Nation Blacks in Las 2:25:27.640 --> 2:25:30.120 Vegas and does the history of Las Vegas. And then 2:25:30.600 --> 2:25:33.039 as people like us share and me and George Wallace 2:25:33.160 --> 2:25:37.680 and Neo Um talking about Las Vegas. I'm there every 2:25:37.720 --> 2:25:42.160 Sunday at Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club, Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club, 2:25:42.240 --> 2:25:45.480 every Sunday night at nine thirty and hopefully I think 2:25:45.560 --> 2:25:47.920 that after Valentine Day, maybe in March when I started 2:25:47.959 --> 2:25:51.320 doing Sunday Monday. And you may say Sunday Monday, because 2:25:51.320 --> 2:25:53.320 I always thought that would be a hard sell. But 2:25:53.480 --> 2:25:56.119 let me just tell you, Sunday Monday in Las Vegas, 2:25:56.240 --> 2:26:01.200 it's like any plays out and blessed the tickets and 2:26:01.360 --> 2:26:03.840 cheaper in the rooms, and she run those days. So 2:26:04.000 --> 2:26:07.520 people always come in on those days. And our conventions 2:26:07.879 --> 2:26:11.000 start maybe and people have to come into Sunday evening 2:26:11.120 --> 2:26:14.000 or Sunday and started to convention on Monday or Sunday night. 2:26:14.040 --> 2:26:16.560 Did ain't got nothing to do, so they come see me. 2:26:16.680 --> 2:26:19.800 It's been a lot of fun. Wow. So and obviously 2:26:19.840 --> 2:26:23.879 you ain't living in Vegas, you're flying in. Yeah, I'm 2:26:23.920 --> 2:26:27.520 the only black female with a comedy residency in Las 2:26:27.640 --> 2:26:34.080 Vegas makes a noise for that, but hopefully not the last. 2:26:34.200 --> 2:26:36.640 Hopefully not the last. The closest I came to a 2:26:36.720 --> 2:26:42.360 residency was when I had my Latino record and a 2:26:42.520 --> 2:26:45.760 dude ready to be out for every Wednesday. He rented 2:26:45.800 --> 2:26:52.440 you out. He did not rent you out, man bro. 2:26:53.120 --> 2:26:57.000 He booked me. He booked me for every Wednesday for 2:26:57.480 --> 2:27:02.160 May and July. What is it? It was a residency. 2:27:02.480 --> 2:27:05.040 So it was like, that was like a Wednesday, and 2:27:05.080 --> 2:27:06.800 I would no matter where I'm at in the world, 2:27:06.800 --> 2:27:09.320 and I was just like, at first you'd be thinking like, well, 2:27:09.320 --> 2:27:11.800 I'm too obligated or something. But it was spring break, 2:27:12.720 --> 2:27:15.480 so spring break I've never seen the same crowd. So 2:27:15.560 --> 2:27:17.520 it was like you you think you get bored or 2:27:17.560 --> 2:27:20.000 something like that, but see, Vegas is all tourists, so 2:27:20.040 --> 2:27:22.800 it's the same thing. So so you're having fun doing this. 2:27:23.200 --> 2:27:26.600 I'm having a wonderful time doing it. I also feel 2:27:26.680 --> 2:27:29.039 like it's um I got some having the only sister 2:27:29.200 --> 2:27:33.640 in Vegas with a comedy residency, and I had one 2:27:33.720 --> 2:27:38.240 once before the SLS Hotel and Casino. It was Eddie 2:27:38.280 --> 2:27:42.720 Griffin was money Wednesday, Nico, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and I 2:27:42.840 --> 2:27:49.600 did the Sundays so now, yeah, that's a SLS. But um, 2:27:50.920 --> 2:27:53.600 I urged people to check it out on Hulu. Um 2:27:53.840 --> 2:27:57.040 you know Sulivan Nation Blacks in Las Vegas. Also, you 2:27:57.080 --> 2:28:02.520 can check out the um Fact Tuesday documentary p H 2:28:02.640 --> 2:28:05.520 A T F A T. That guy and Tory put together. 2:28:08.200 --> 2:28:13.120 Not amazing, amazing. I got that name on the wall. Now, basic, 2:28:13.200 --> 2:28:18.039 let's noise to that. You know it's crazy. I'm sorry, 2:28:18.080 --> 2:28:20.200 sorry to cut you all. You know it's crazy. I 2:28:20.480 --> 2:28:23.480 never knew how legendary that was until I've seen the documentary. 2:28:24.000 --> 2:28:26.600 I never knew how underground that was. I never knew 2:28:26.680 --> 2:28:29.200 that some of you guys are going there. Your names 2:28:29.280 --> 2:28:31.600 wasn't on there. You guys just rocking out. That's that's 2:28:31.640 --> 2:28:35.840 what I kind of the comedy store. Yeah store, That's 2:28:35.840 --> 2:28:39.880 what I understood. Like hip hop is one thing, right, 2:28:39.920 --> 2:28:42.960 but hip hop is performing live on stage. But you 2:28:43.040 --> 2:28:46.920 could you can get over without having a good stage 2:28:46.959 --> 2:28:49.800 performance in hip hop and having a great record and 2:28:49.920 --> 2:28:52.360 people not knowing that you're not good on stage. You 2:28:52.440 --> 2:28:54.040 know what I mean. If you're if your record is 2:28:54.080 --> 2:28:58.040 too big, you can't do that comedy. You got to 2:28:58.120 --> 2:29:00.760 be able to bust up a mother for well, you 2:29:00.879 --> 2:29:04.320 gotta pay those legitimate dudes and come now, yeah you 2:29:04.520 --> 2:29:07.680 used to have to. Now you really don't have. The 2:29:07.800 --> 2:29:10.320 media is changing that. Yeah, you don't even have to 2:29:10.360 --> 2:29:14.200 really pay dudes. The TikTok comedians now, yeah, But I'm 2:29:14.240 --> 2:29:17.120 just saying it doesn't translate from what you see on 2:29:17.240 --> 2:29:20.400 the phone to what you see on the stage. Career one, 2:29:20.400 --> 2:29:22.520 you know it's what Then you can take the same 2:29:22.560 --> 2:29:25.480 person off TikTok and book him at the improv and 2:29:25.560 --> 2:29:27.720 people will come to see him, but they may not, 2:29:28.920 --> 2:29:31.120 but it might not resonate. I think one of the 2:29:31.240 --> 2:29:33.680 funniest things was we had Mike Epps out here one 2:29:33.959 --> 2:29:36.800 time and one of our our friends that I forget 2:29:36.840 --> 2:29:39.640 his name right now, and he came on here, it's two, 2:29:39.879 --> 2:29:42.959 it's two comedian. Mike epstaid his other dude and then 2:29:43.800 --> 2:29:46.880 the Instagram what was his name? Please put it up? 2:29:47.000 --> 2:29:53.640 Was his names? Frid his ass huh? I think he said? 2:29:53.640 --> 2:29:56.720 He said, he said he's funny, Holdy's funny too, he said, 2:29:56.800 --> 2:30:01.000 we do? We do? He he come up on social 2:30:01.040 --> 2:30:04.560 media and Mike, So I thought, David, I'm thinking everyone 2:30:04.680 --> 2:30:07.480 is a comedian. I'm not knowing that this TikTok comedians 2:30:07.760 --> 2:30:10.160 Instagram comedian, I didn't know that at this time, so 2:30:10.200 --> 2:30:13.120 I invited them all obviously after I invited my gaps 2:30:13.160 --> 2:30:15.800 and I just said in the episode later as soon 2:30:15.840 --> 2:30:17.880 as he broke them are Mike Gas looked at him 2:30:17.879 --> 2:30:20.640 and said, man, God looked like he wanted to make 2:30:20.680 --> 2:30:22.240 you a midget, but said I'm gonna make you a 2:30:22.320 --> 2:30:26.920 little bit, a little bit taller. Oh my god, I 2:30:27.120 --> 2:30:30.400 did not, Oh my God like. So that's why I 2:30:30.400 --> 2:30:34.560 don't do those roasts and ship that insult comedy. Like 2:30:34.720 --> 2:30:36.520 I can dition it out, but I can't take it 2:30:37.080 --> 2:30:39.360 if you say something up to me now, bitch, I'm 2:30:39.400 --> 2:30:42.200 talking about your mama, and your mama putsy in all 2:30:42.320 --> 2:30:44.640 that ship. Now you're mad. Now you want to shoot men. 2:30:45.920 --> 2:30:48.360 So I don't do roads. It's so comedy. Now, I 2:30:48.400 --> 2:30:50.880 don't really do insult comedy. That's why people like I 2:30:50.920 --> 2:30:52.800 don't want to sit in the front. I'm like, I 2:30:52.920 --> 2:30:56.200 don't have to rely on you in the front for 2:30:56.360 --> 2:30:58.600 my my comedy. I had shipped you know when I 2:30:58.680 --> 2:31:02.200 got here. But if you come to the front, you're 2:31:02.240 --> 2:31:08.080 wearing like a lime green three pieces. I mean it's 2:31:08.120 --> 2:31:14.400 your obligation to the something to say something about it. 2:31:14.600 --> 2:31:17.040 Look like Bishop don't want a little bit. You can't 2:31:17.080 --> 2:31:20.240 talk about my friend way goddamn, that's my brother. He 2:31:20.280 --> 2:31:22.200 gave me. He gave me the let me tell you 2:31:22.320 --> 2:31:26.039 something Bishop don't want, gave me the famous player board. 2:31:26.320 --> 2:31:30.680 And I was nowhere in their player So after players ball, 2:31:32.160 --> 2:31:34.720 so at that night, I'm walking around and then I'm 2:31:34.760 --> 2:31:37.160 because I've been around these guys for two days. So 2:31:37.600 --> 2:31:39.200 some white girl come up to me. I said, you 2:31:39.240 --> 2:31:46.000 gotta choose, and she chose me. I was like, I 2:31:46.080 --> 2:31:48.080 didn't know what to do. Say, man, say let me 2:31:48.200 --> 2:31:52.360 let me knock your socket pocket because let me take 2:31:52.760 --> 2:31:54.680 if she was I didn't know what to do. I 2:31:54.800 --> 2:31:57.560 didn't know. After they chose up, I said, all playing 2:31:57.560 --> 2:32:07.720 around with this you it ain't that t all Like 2:32:08.160 --> 2:32:10.080 that part is some real cold you gotta be a 2:32:10.200 --> 2:32:16.000 cold mother pimping. I mean, but you know there's another 2:32:16.120 --> 2:32:19.680 pimp that we associate with that was doing it before 2:32:19.840 --> 2:32:23.280 the Bishop magic one, and that feel most slim. You 2:32:23.360 --> 2:32:27.200 don't feel more slims from San Francisco. And I don't 2:32:27.240 --> 2:32:33.360 know he had he had, yeah, all those books they 2:32:33.720 --> 2:32:38.800 had a a story out. They said, feel Mo Slim 2:32:38.920 --> 2:32:44.120 was somewhere with like nine eight or nine bitches and 2:32:44.879 --> 2:32:48.480 all his bitches got pulled that night by some other players. 2:32:48.920 --> 2:32:51.240 They said. He came back the next day with eighteen. 2:32:51.720 --> 2:33:21.960 Oh all that street film magazine is and yeah, that's 2:33:22.000 --> 2:33:28.400 where that's a fizzle territory. Yeah, yeah, hey, noriay, do 2:33:28.560 --> 2:33:33.000 y'all do y'all know? Um rock Camp? Eric being rock Cam? 2:33:33.200 --> 2:33:36.440 No just rock Camp. There's a lot of rock hims 2:33:36.480 --> 2:33:41.600 in this world of Eric being MP Okay, yes, yeah, 2:33:41.600 --> 2:33:44.800 okay him, call him and tell him I love him. 2:33:45.200 --> 2:33:47.800 That's you guess hosted We get him on him? Did 2:33:47.840 --> 2:33:49.880 you guess call him? Nori? Now you gotta text him. 2:33:49.959 --> 2:33:53.800 I don't know no one who can call rock him 2:33:53.920 --> 2:33:58.000 like that was like Jesus, Jesus, you got to send 2:33:58.080 --> 2:34:01.640 him something, ascribe, don't even always you gotta get a 2:34:01.680 --> 2:34:04.640 picture you white pigeon to fly Yo. Let me okay, 2:34:04.680 --> 2:34:09.680 let's talk here about talk got Okay. The motherfucking wasn't 2:34:09.720 --> 2:34:13.039 just soul trained? No, what was the awards? Motherfucker? When 2:34:13.080 --> 2:34:17.120 we saw Shine for the first time back again, Shine, 2:34:17.320 --> 2:34:26.360 did you recently you mean yes? Yes? Yeah? God? How 2:34:26.440 --> 2:34:32.520 happy was me? To see. But he like baby Obama too. 2:34:34.440 --> 2:34:37.440 He sounded great. That was dope. That was dope. You know, 2:34:37.600 --> 2:34:39.480 he did the whole thing. I was like with it. 2:34:39.680 --> 2:34:42.320 You know what's the dope sh about Sean? He got 2:34:42.400 --> 2:34:46.680 like three different accents, American accents, and he had the 2:34:46.720 --> 2:34:50.720 Biggie accent. He's believe it's one of the biggie accents, 2:34:50.800 --> 2:34:54.840 the Beliegian accent. It's the Caribbean. We are bigging him 2:34:55.440 --> 2:34:59.240 the Caribbean accent. Can you can? You can maneuver it 2:34:59.280 --> 2:35:02.000 a little bit to listen, so I'm not gonna let 2:35:02.000 --> 2:35:08.840 you change this up. We are bigging him up. Said 2:35:08.879 --> 2:35:12.240 that New York biggie and a belief. Yes, I love it. 2:35:12.400 --> 2:35:17.120 I love every one of them. Shot wherever you shot you. 2:35:19.080 --> 2:35:21.040 I'm a couple of beliefs. For no reason. We gotta go. 2:35:21.320 --> 2:35:23.560 We gotta go drink chance beliefs and we go over 2:35:23.600 --> 2:35:25.960 that belief That's where I want to go. Let's do it. 2:35:26.480 --> 2:35:32.000 Let me call host. I'll do whatever you want. Take 2:35:32.000 --> 2:35:36.119 a shot for that. Yeah, and cousin, I have another question. Okay, 2:35:36.280 --> 2:35:40.039 I got she's like the dentist, you know when they 2:35:40.120 --> 2:35:41.920 come and give me that little bit of mouth wash 2:35:42.000 --> 2:35:47.760 and washing, and it's gonna it's gonna numbers, not a cheka. 2:35:48.560 --> 2:35:51.160 You gotta say that a cheka. Okay, now let me 2:35:51.240 --> 2:35:54.000 ask you this, Let's do it. This is what I 2:35:55.360 --> 2:36:02.520 have a theory about. Go ahead, So okay, I believe 2:36:02.720 --> 2:36:05.800 that you can manifest like whatever you rap about, you 2:36:05.879 --> 2:36:10.080 can manifest that, right, just rap, not just rap. Well, yes, 2:36:10.360 --> 2:36:13.200 we're talking about rap. Like if you make an album 2:36:13.360 --> 2:36:17.520 call ready to Die, right and if you start and 2:36:17.640 --> 2:36:20.080 if you you're wrapping is like you know, gas and 2:36:20.280 --> 2:36:24.120 ship like this ambitious then but then you have other 2:36:24.240 --> 2:36:28.360 people who are doing you know. I just think if 2:36:28.360 --> 2:36:32.680 you rap about something else, maybe you can manifest something else. 2:36:32.800 --> 2:36:36.280 You're wrong, like you if you don't start out. Because 2:36:36.320 --> 2:36:39.240 I was watching this new show wrapped about women and 2:36:39.360 --> 2:36:41.720 he got a lot of money and women that he 2:36:41.840 --> 2:36:44.560 never rapped about dying, that's for sure. He rapped about 2:36:44.959 --> 2:36:48.920 he made rapped about gangster ship. I just think, yeah, yeah, 2:36:49.840 --> 2:36:54.680 you know, and and and be deatty Kine and slick 2:36:54.760 --> 2:36:56.880 with and they didn't talk about busting the cap and 2:36:56.959 --> 2:36:59.640 nobody and mind you they were gangster in their time 2:37:00.240 --> 2:37:03.600 right about that ship. And Daddy came with finger popping 2:37:03.640 --> 2:37:07.680 a lot of things. I know that he imaginefested more 2:37:07.720 --> 2:37:12.440 of the finger popping. Daddy, Big we're friends in the 2:37:12.600 --> 2:37:16.840 damn too, Daddy being your dam you got stopped. You know. 2:37:17.000 --> 2:37:19.520 We see each other the ward shows and we're talking. 2:37:19.840 --> 2:37:23.120 You look great last night. Ship like that. That's my friend. 2:37:23.200 --> 2:37:25.959 He was out here the other day. We had dinner. Really, 2:37:26.120 --> 2:37:27.720 I want to I want to go to dinner with 2:37:27.800 --> 2:37:32.120 Big Daddy. He is a legend of legends. I was 2:37:32.240 --> 2:37:36.440 around when Big Daddy did the motherfucking penhaf or whatever 2:37:36.640 --> 2:37:42.840 he was talking Madonna. Yeah, when I get out of 2:37:42.920 --> 2:37:48.600 it half the culture and I was spec outside, did 2:37:48.640 --> 2:37:52.000 you get would you hit it now? Your wife was 2:37:52.440 --> 2:38:01.240 before you were married, before I start. Man, let's start 2:38:01.360 --> 2:38:06.040 sattering and ship. Come on like your antics are not 2:38:06.240 --> 2:38:11.080 working on me? He man, you would for good n 2:38:11.879 --> 2:38:13.560 this is the shot, this is not this is not 2:38:13.640 --> 2:38:17.600 the drink. Wouldn't you know? Would you have cocked Madonna? 2:38:19.000 --> 2:38:22.199 Would you get Madonna of the business, You have took 2:38:22.200 --> 2:38:24.840 it down. What would you have taken this? Well? Not 2:38:25.000 --> 2:38:29.480 to end up with nothing little, but if she broke 2:38:29.600 --> 2:38:34.360 me the funk off? So that's a yes, I said, 2:38:34.640 --> 2:38:38.720 if I if I If I do that, sleeping with 2:38:38.879 --> 2:38:42.879 Madonna's gonna end up with me loving a better lifestyle 2:38:43.000 --> 2:38:49.080 than I left before. Ship let's go, but not to 2:38:49.280 --> 2:38:52.600 end up with nothing. So so now you wouldn't cock, 2:38:52.680 --> 2:38:55.279 and you were saying I wouldn't. I'm not no plaything. 2:38:56.480 --> 2:38:59.920 I'm not Madonna back in the day in the eighties. 2:39:00.040 --> 2:39:02.680 Come on, bro, I was a shot there guy. Come on, 2:39:02.800 --> 2:39:08.560 don't lie. Don't lie any Lauper, youn't cox CD Laber 2:39:11.080 --> 2:39:13.320 and I like said, I want to cock Cindy Lauber. 2:39:13.680 --> 2:39:19.240 I was in, by the way the last year, said Madonna. 2:39:19.280 --> 2:39:24.440 But she had Dragon wasn't that? Wasn't that vanity? Vanity? Yeah, 2:39:24.879 --> 2:39:30.959 that vanity. I wasn't understand, coming right now for interview. 2:39:31.440 --> 2:39:35.760 But he wasn't into Sydney lap and bandana? Why yeah, 2:39:36.200 --> 2:39:39.120 because banana wasn't a part of the banana. That's what 2:39:39.200 --> 2:39:44.160 you just said. I mean, I get it. It was 2:39:44.240 --> 2:39:46.400 cool when Fox was around her. I was like I 2:39:46.600 --> 2:39:49.520 was around yeah, But like I mean, you can't. My 2:39:49.760 --> 2:39:53.039 childhood was different. Like I wanted the last Dragon girl. 2:39:54.720 --> 2:40:00.000 He wanted motherfucker. Let me see. Um lost boys? Remember them, 2:40:00.040 --> 2:40:02.560 we lost boys? Remember the whole girls home? Girl, The 2:40:02.640 --> 2:40:06.680 Lost Boys know the movie, the Vampire movie, The Homegirl. 2:40:08.520 --> 2:40:14.520 Elliott Google's son was in it. Who's that, uh Keeper Southerland, Yeah, 2:40:14.560 --> 2:40:16.160 he was in he was in. No Keeping Sutherland was 2:40:16.200 --> 2:40:19.400 in it. It was his son, wasn't it him? No? 2:40:19.600 --> 2:40:30.080 His son Donald Sutherland sun Keefer we getting off. I 2:40:30.200 --> 2:40:32.440 love this. I ain't known wrong with that. Who is 2:40:32.520 --> 2:40:36.320 Sidey a girlfriend? Cyndy Law you know you know who? 2:40:36.400 --> 2:40:39.920 I think you're still very, very beautiful. I'm sorry people 2:40:39.959 --> 2:40:42.960 say Heylen New if you can swap places with somebody 2:40:42.959 --> 2:40:46.080 who would use swap places like beyond? You know who 2:40:46.120 --> 2:40:49.640 I would swap places with. I love her laugh, I 2:40:49.760 --> 2:40:54.199 love her beautiful mother, Okay, girl crushed because of the last, 2:40:54.760 --> 2:40:59.720 because of her personality. I just like her a shanty, 2:41:00.360 --> 2:41:11.000 Oh you're rocking me, beautiful thinking of you by thinking you, babe, 2:41:11.400 --> 2:41:16.880 will you're rocking me. I just think she's fun and 2:41:17.000 --> 2:41:19.680 I think she's beautiful. She's beautiful, and I think she 2:41:19.840 --> 2:41:22.080 minds her been and she lives life. She has a 2:41:22.120 --> 2:41:25.320 lot of fun. Her mother is beautiful. Her mom been 2:41:25.360 --> 2:41:29.720 her manager for years and they've been killing it. And 2:41:29.959 --> 2:41:33.440 she's I think she's a beautiful wonderful girl. I girl 2:41:33.480 --> 2:41:35.959 crushed on the shanty. If I had to be between 2:41:36.000 --> 2:41:39.600 Beyonce and the shanty, I would be a shanty for it. Okay, 2:41:40.640 --> 2:41:42.920 so let me ask you, and this is the last question. 2:41:43.040 --> 2:41:45.080 Promise you take a shot to this if we take 2:41:45.120 --> 2:41:49.360 some pictures. Do you think about IRV Gottia what he 2:41:49.440 --> 2:41:55.240 said on drink chant? Oh, I don't go, damn well, 2:41:55.360 --> 2:42:01.960 I don't go. Ask me something time the answer I don't, 2:42:02.200 --> 2:42:05.840 Oh dad. We're using this as an every time somebody 2:42:06.560 --> 2:42:24.000 keep going I don't go. I don't know. You don't 2:42:24.040 --> 2:42:30.840 go ask me something now right, make some noise anytime 2:42:30.920 --> 2:42:33.240 I first you don't want to ask you questions as 2:42:33.280 --> 2:42:36.160 a quick time of slide, we are now plain this. 2:42:36.879 --> 2:42:41.920 Oh my god. Another game? Yes, yes, new Game's our 2:42:41.959 --> 2:42:43.960 new game? What's our new game? Is you gotta drink 2:42:44.000 --> 2:42:45.840 for that? We gotta drinking for that new game? You 2:42:46.240 --> 2:42:52.200 want to go there? You didn't want to go? Want 2:42:52.200 --> 2:43:01.440 to ask for somebody else? I take a last We 2:43:01.720 --> 2:43:14.600 won't go, we go asking something else. It's fire, Kay 2:43:14.680 --> 2:43:17.800 asked me something last. Let's take that last shot. Let's 2:43:17.800 --> 2:43:20.320 say that last shot, and I'm gonna be honest. This 2:43:20.520 --> 2:43:23.360 was so funny, and we're gonna be honest. Finally, you 2:43:23.480 --> 2:43:28.520 guys are onto something, very very I like to see something. 2:43:28.600 --> 2:43:32.560 But I like how you be calling from your shot. 2:43:35.200 --> 2:43:38.720 He found me out. But another thing, Look how many 2:43:38.760 --> 2:43:41.240 shots I took him? I got at least three? Four men, 2:43:41.320 --> 2:43:43.920 I don't believe you. You need more people. Look, first 2:43:43.959 --> 2:43:51.240 of all, this is a mouthwash, that's right, Yeah, thank god. Yeah, 2:43:51.400 --> 2:43:53.960 we don't want you taking big shots and it's going crazy. No, 2:43:54.959 --> 2:43:57.560 we don't want that. But let me me running around, 2:43:57.879 --> 2:44:04.640 um me, me and me, I'm hear me. So I 2:44:04.800 --> 2:44:09.400 just said you what the last thing you want to 2:44:09.440 --> 2:44:11.480 say to your fans? Okay, what I want to say 2:44:11.560 --> 2:44:13.240 to my fans. Want I want to say to you 2:44:13.400 --> 2:44:18.480 guys is we are so out of everything that's so bad. 2:44:18.560 --> 2:44:22.160 We're so blessed to be able to produce. Was trying 2:44:22.160 --> 2:44:28.200 to let you don't try to get let's she was going, 2:44:28.520 --> 2:44:29.920 she was deep, but we had to take a shot 2:44:29.959 --> 2:44:31.720 at the end or whatever you're about to say, because 2:44:31.760 --> 2:44:34.760 you're about to say some great ship. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2:44:34.760 --> 2:44:36.920 I just felt the greatest coming out of you, and 2:44:37.000 --> 2:44:39.360 it's like, you know what I needed. I'm so sorry. 2:44:39.400 --> 2:44:42.280 I'm sorry. Can you start over and now less cold 2:44:42.400 --> 2:44:44.000 right after you leave it? And I'm gonna call you 2:44:44.120 --> 2:44:48.320 when it happens. He can get me on the hotline. 2:44:49.959 --> 2:44:52.039 We're gonna get the drop from pitt Ball or something watching. 2:44:52.160 --> 2:44:55.240 I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get drop. I promise you. 2:44:55.360 --> 2:44:58.879 That is this the last thing you want to say 2:44:58.879 --> 2:45:00.760 to your faster now? I don't know what she would 2:45:00.800 --> 2:45:04.240 saying something. You would say something very introspective. I was 2:45:04.360 --> 2:45:07.680 saying that through all the bad ship that's going on 2:45:07.879 --> 2:45:13.680 in the world, it's a blessing that through COVID and ship, 2:45:15.400 --> 2:45:19.320 people have been able to create their own content, find 2:45:19.360 --> 2:45:23.680 their own lane, find their own fans, and really, um, 2:45:24.800 --> 2:45:32.520 they're only fans too fans to sorry, and you know that, 2:45:32.760 --> 2:45:36.039 I really really think that this is really like one 2:45:36.080 --> 2:45:39.240 of the hot things. You know, this is drink chaps, 2:45:39.320 --> 2:45:41.640 Like I was like, go when I hit you in 2:45:41.680 --> 2:45:44.120 them like I want to come And I said, well, 2:45:44.160 --> 2:45:47.680 I'm not a rapidficionado. I hope that they can find 2:45:47.760 --> 2:45:49.840 things to talk to me about. And I know that 2:45:49.959 --> 2:45:52.240 we went long and all that kind of stuff or whatever. 2:45:54.240 --> 2:45:57.480 This is a highlight for me, Like celebrity will of 2:45:57.560 --> 2:46:04.480 fortune and drink chaps. That's the highlight of us. You're 2:46:04.480 --> 2:46:07.440 a legend. Let's give you your flowers again before we 2:46:07.560 --> 2:46:11.520 wrap it up. Your legend. We can't believe how how 2:46:11.800 --> 2:46:14.080 how we knew how we knew how much fun you 2:46:14.200 --> 2:46:18.800 was gonna be, But you exceeded our expectations beyond and 2:46:18.879 --> 2:46:23.080 there more, and um, you deserve your flowers. We really 2:46:24.040 --> 2:46:28.280 appreciate that strongness. We reacually appreciate the womanhood everything that 2:46:28.400 --> 2:46:32.160 you do and you always you that aspires me. You 2:46:32.200 --> 2:46:35.040 know what I'm saying, because sometimes I even were dumb 2:46:35.160 --> 2:46:37.560 my shit down. You know what I'm saying, I've done 2:46:37.600 --> 2:46:40.400 my ship down because I'm around this person or this person. 2:46:40.720 --> 2:46:43.440 But I'm just trying to be respectful. But comedy, and 2:46:43.640 --> 2:46:46.200 your version of comedy always reminds me. It's like, you 2:46:46.280 --> 2:46:49.680 know what, just be you because they're gonna accept you 2:46:49.840 --> 2:46:54.400 or say fuck you anyway. So your monocle exactly in BC. 2:46:54.760 --> 2:46:58.120 You work for yourself and people can fucking follow you 2:46:58.200 --> 2:47:00.920 and not follow you. And for every mother sucking you 2:47:01.000 --> 2:47:03.840 that's him people behind them, It's like, yes, this is 2:47:03.959 --> 2:47:06.640 just what I needed. You gotta follow and you know 2:47:06.840 --> 2:47:09.040 this ship is hot, it's heating, and listen. You know 2:47:09.360 --> 2:47:12.160 you are hip hop, Yes you are. You are hip hop. 2:47:12.200 --> 2:47:15.960 You are and you are legend and we are on 2:47:16.040 --> 2:47:17.600 it to have you here. So thank you for coming 2:47:17.600 --> 2:47:19.360 to be honest, to take this last shot. This is 2:47:19.400 --> 2:47:23.120 it and where your motherfucking shirts don't know where I 2:47:23.240 --> 2:47:27.000 got right here? Yes, yes, I'm a ron Stone ship out. 2:47:27.000 --> 2:47:36.080 I don't get pimped out. M hmm. Who Let's take 2:47:36.120 --> 2:47:39.640 it and then we do some drops. I'm need the 2:47:39.840 --> 2:47:45.160 freshion up. Put my limpstick back. I gotta takes and 2:47:45.200 --> 2:47:48.000 I'll be right back. Drink Champs is a Drink Champs 2:47:48.120 --> 2:47:53.480 LLC production in association with Interval Presents hosts and executive 2:47:53.480 --> 2:47:56.400 producers and O R E and d J e FN 2:47:57.320 --> 2:48:03.200 from Interval Presents executive producers Linkoy and Jake Kleinberg. 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