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Speaker 1: not forget that that part. And she will be out here.
Speaker 1: She got she got deals with Yanna, y'all. She outside,
Speaker 1: she's doing it. We are so so happy to have
Speaker 1: this queen in our presence and we're gonna this is
Speaker 1: how you set off a new Year. And in case
Speaker 1: you I don't know, we talked about the one, the only,
Speaker 1: the impeccable. Who now what's going on? What's you're going
Speaker 1: on in your life right now? I mean, where do
Speaker 1: I st okaying? First of all, it's my honor to
Speaker 1: be here you guys, I am. I had been watching
Speaker 1: for a while and I think I've reached out to
Speaker 1: knowing okay in the d m s and as a
Speaker 1: great Noriega okay, okay, the great no and anyway this
Speaker 1: you know, you manifest things and they can happen if
Speaker 1: you work towards that and make your manifestation of reality.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, they do you do?
Speaker 1: Dedicate this show to leg And I have not used
Speaker 1: that term myself, but that has been said about me
Speaker 1: because you're icons. But but regardless of whether it had
Speaker 1: or not, I just wanted to come here and sit
Speaker 1: in the seat and so many people little sat in
Speaker 1: and motherfucker smoking turn. I didn't have this sound pick
Speaker 1: up time when the sound was gonna pick up with
Speaker 1: Mr le left off. Thank you. So one of one
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies is I call it Donnie Burger.
Speaker 1: That's my boy? Oh god, how did you get that? Call? Um?
Speaker 1: What what was it? You're going through? An agent? Is
Speaker 1: it out of Sundon cole in? You direct houses work?
Speaker 1: Let me remember I do believe that I had to
Speaker 1: audition that through my agency, who have been contacted by
Speaker 1: Sandlers people. You know, I guess to have me read
Speaker 1: for this part. Now, Um, I don't know what it
Speaker 1: is about me that they keep calling me for the
Speaker 1: prostitute roles and uh, you know, the sexual stuff. But
Speaker 1: because as I you know, did clearly audition, they get
Speaker 1: the row. You knows, as you know from seeing the film,
Speaker 1: you know my titties was out hu of the move,
Speaker 1: which I didn't really know about that when I signed up.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like I'm in this place in
Speaker 1: Hollywood where they'll say, like, you know, we need somebody
Speaker 1: to jump off this building into a Vada Jello. Who
Speaker 1: we're gonna call. We're gonna call only Davis. She ain't
Speaker 1: gonna do it. We're gonna call uh not letting know tonight.
Speaker 1: Not I know we can get to do it. We're
Speaker 1: calling l do any fucking day. Jesus. But those those
Speaker 1: those wasn't your real breast, right, No, actually they were not,
Speaker 1: because as you also know from watching the film, I
Speaker 1: had to hang upside down on a strip of post
Speaker 1: and egg and had they been my real breast, they
Speaker 1: would have been in my mind. Okay, so they made it.
Speaker 1: They had this braw thing that they you know, they
Speaker 1: made a cast of my breath. Then they made this
Speaker 1: brow thing like that, and then they they made they
Speaker 1: it was like this rubbery stuff and then they died
Speaker 1: into my skin tone. And you know, everybody loved it.
Speaker 1: And she Ever was playing your daughter. Yeah, was that
Speaker 1: the first time? Yes? Okay, how was she? Okay, goddamn
Speaker 1: it we outside my favorite noise. I don't know about you.
Speaker 1: How was it your first time meeting? Well? You know,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say at that time that zero was what
Speaker 1: you call a warm and fuzzy type shake, but you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you have more. As I said, I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: she was all warm and fuzzy when we first met.
Speaker 1: She was certainly pleasant. You know. I'm sure I was
Speaker 1: more excited me than she would have been to meet me.
Speaker 1: You know, so you have to warm up to people,
Speaker 1: and I think that we did that, being honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we sat here on Patty La Belle's out here
Speaker 1: I saw and we asked her as anybody like ever
Speaker 1: shaded Hallever and she was like, oh man, honey, this
Speaker 1: is just one girl. And she wouldn't name it, but
Speaker 1: a girl name of Rega Franklin maybe she's talked about. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's documented on that. You gotta talk about it, you
Speaker 1: can see it. But how about you. Have you ever
Speaker 1: met one of these young up and coming comedians and
Speaker 1: they thought they were too cool for school? And you didn't, um,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yes, you remember a certain
Speaker 1: time that this happened. Where was you at and what
Speaker 1: was it? How did it go down? Well, I'm uh,
Speaker 1: you know, backstage at the comedy club. And just like
Speaker 1: cocky makes me my skin feel like fingernails on a
Speaker 1: chalkboard when somebody cocky, Like, don't be cocky, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And I just made a particularly cocky person.
Speaker 1: And they were um successful in their genre so to speak,
Speaker 1: so they were a hack or anything, but um, I
Speaker 1: didn't know them ship and so I just felt like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a whole lack of respect, not just
Speaker 1: in a comedy world, but just a lack of respect period.
Speaker 1: And I think there's a chain of commander where to
Speaker 1: conduct yourself. When I used to be around Paul Mooney
Speaker 1: and when I used to be around you know, people
Speaker 1: like that, and and and and did Gregory and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, I sort of like didn't come at them
Speaker 1: like I know every motherfucking thing already. You know, I
Speaker 1: was like even to learn even to listen. I want
Speaker 1: to hear what they got to say. And when people
Speaker 1: don't do that, I just felt a certain type of way.
Speaker 1: But we made a man's to it and everything is
Speaker 1: fine and they stay and their motherfucker lane and I
Speaker 1: was staying okay. So so um comedy. I recently learned that,
Speaker 1: you know, because in hip hop, you know, to come
Speaker 1: out of hip hop and you don't have a hit
Speaker 1: record off top, you have to go through like a
Speaker 1: chilling circuit. You gotta go through, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: You gotta go through these uh a phase where you're
Speaker 1: basically working for free. Is this And I've recently learned
Speaker 1: that rappers, we didn't we didn't have it. Um, we
Speaker 1: didn't have an easy But comedians, they said that comedians
Speaker 1: might be even worse when it comes to that when
Speaker 1: you're on to come up being a comedian, it's like
Speaker 1: you'll get like five hundred dollars a night open open
Speaker 1: mics with won't even want to pay you. Is that
Speaker 1: something you related to five dollars. Where the fund is that?
Speaker 1: Let me tell I don't know open micaels making like that. No, um, see,
Speaker 1: things have changed so much. Okay, they literally can't start
Speaker 1: making money immediately now now is it gonna sustain them?
Speaker 1: Are they going to be able to have a thirty
Speaker 1: year career where people are thirsty to be with you?
Speaker 1: That is yet to be seen. But they certainly are
Speaker 1: able to make money quicker now by social media. We
Speaker 1: there was no social media and there was no money
Speaker 1: for long, like years. That's why I always say, I
Speaker 1: don't feel like you should do comedy unless you feel
Speaker 1: like you're gonna die if you don't do it. Because
Speaker 1: this is not no motherfucking that was the word, because
Speaker 1: there's so much, you know, or there used to be
Speaker 1: so much struggling. It wasn't nobody flying, no goddamn where
Speaker 1: we was packing up for comics to a car, driving
Speaker 1: to like Chicago and ship like this and sometimes staying
Speaker 1: for in a room you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: it was. But there's beauty in the struggle though, because
Speaker 1: if you look back, Noia, what you went through in
Speaker 1: the hip hop. I remember about starting, I remember MTV starting,
Speaker 1: I remember all that ship and and and video soul
Speaker 1: and and and all this ship I remember it's starting.
Speaker 1: But before that, you just had to be popular in
Speaker 1: your burrow, in your spreen, in your hood. And then
Speaker 1: the word was spread word of mouth. This nig is nice,
Speaker 1: so we're here go see them. But this takes really
Speaker 1: funny like that because so um tiffany How, it says
Speaker 1: on the show once that she said that comedians was
Speaker 1: getting arrested before rappers, like for being launchy and being
Speaker 1: on stage and early early on, I had didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Is that something you ever went through that? Have you
Speaker 1: ever gone on stage and said some ship and they
Speaker 1: tried to arrest you? Or since you think this record
Speaker 1: public record, I've been arrested many times from the cave,
Speaker 1: many times from anything, but not for anything I've done
Speaker 1: on the stage. But of course, if you look back
Speaker 1: at you know, beginning comedy, Lenny Bruce and you know
Speaker 1: things that used to you know, did Gregory used to
Speaker 1: say maybe sometimes there certainly were comedic arrests, um well,
Speaker 1: because comedy was around before rap clearly so. And I
Speaker 1: read somewhere you you robbed the bank? When do we
Speaker 1: start drinking? Were drinking already drinking. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what this is, and trying to sabotage me. I don't
Speaker 1: know what drinking. What you're drinking right now, it's some
Speaker 1: lemon and some ship some ship lemon. Talk to me, goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just came in to drink chaps.
Speaker 1: I don't even started drinking. I don't know. Let's get
Speaker 1: some champagne though, I would my own bottle, okay, and
Speaker 1: I got a monster cup. You gotta give her a
Speaker 1: classic cup. I like a monster Okay, Okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get your that not from my champagne. N yeah, have
Speaker 1: our own bottle of champagne, you know. But your interviews. Uh,
Speaker 1: here's the thing about the show for me, Um, I
Speaker 1: like a place that looks comfortable whole, yeah, and where
Speaker 1: you can talk reckless if you need to. And that's
Speaker 1: the way you really talk, you know, not putting on air,
Speaker 1: and to express yourself and in places Scott Liquor and
Speaker 1: um something to slow and you sit around time because see,
Speaker 1: tables like us are usually reserved for the guys. It's
Speaker 1: always a guy thing. But you know, to be a
Speaker 1: female to be able to come to this table. And
Speaker 1: I saw you have Patty. I'm like, they're they're progressing
Speaker 1: because it used to be just guy. We've always wanted
Speaker 1: to women. But I okay, but let me tell you
Speaker 1: about the drunk in this episode Melissa for a money left.
Speaker 1: I just seen a list award. This is, by the way,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, hilarious, my other favorite drunken episode. This motherfucker
Speaker 1: tried not to get drunk. He tried not to be COVID,
Speaker 1: he tried everything. Shout out at the end of the shot,
Speaker 1: he had that mask. He was like, pebble, Hey, done right,
Speaker 1: right right? That are really really fun. So while you're
Speaker 1: doing Quicktom with Slim, I want you to periosity name
Speaker 1: a movie that she was in. Let's say Borat. You
Speaker 1: pronounced his name right, Yeah you did? So how do
Speaker 1: you get a call or something like that? Because that
Speaker 1: was what is what is bo right considered? Uh a comedy,
Speaker 1: that's a spool a parody. Almost did you even know
Speaker 1: what it was when you read the script or they
Speaker 1: called you for it? No? Nope, nope. Um once again,
Speaker 1: I had an audition. Now this is fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1: I didn't even have a car. I had to get
Speaker 1: my girlfriend give me ride to the studio, and I
Speaker 1: had seen Sasha Baron Cohen before, but only as Ali
Speaker 1: g so I hadn't seen him in his regular Sasha
Speaker 1: Baron Corn every day guy, look right, and when I
Speaker 1: would have known something if we stood up, because he's
Speaker 1: very tall, but he was sitting down when I went
Speaker 1: to the audition. When I went to audition, it was
Speaker 1: Sasha and the director Larry Child. I didn't know who.
Speaker 1: Neither one of them was character. Larry Charles was the director.
Speaker 1: Sasha Baron Coin is bored, was encactered, but you never
Speaker 1: seen him like keep up nor because I'm wonder where,
Speaker 1: like was that like a method acting? Like when he
Speaker 1: started acting? Is that meant no? No? No? She telling us,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what do you smell? Let me hit
Speaker 1: that we just got diamondsed it. Maybe she don't want
Speaker 1: this diamond. I know what's proving slanking. I'll be like
Speaker 1: not again. I'm very weird about pre rolls anyway, but okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's organic, all right. You go to the audition. So
Speaker 1: I go to you audition, and before I got to audition,
Speaker 1: you have an idea of what they want you to do.
Speaker 1: And the audition breakdown was that you need to be
Speaker 1: able to play Oh thank you baby, get me a
Speaker 1: white girl to your nig anyway, but I'm beginning to
Speaker 1: get it. I think I get it. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 1: So when I was so they said that this was
Speaker 1: somebody that they wanted to be able to like fabricate
Speaker 1: a story about being a hooker at a fancy Genner party.
Speaker 1: That's what they want. Well, I know how to you know,
Speaker 1: tell stories and stuff like this, So I said, okay,
Speaker 1: they said, and where some attire dressed like a hooker.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I just go and what I got on.
Speaker 1: So I went to the studio. I went into this room.
Speaker 1: Now this is the real, honestly, God true, this is gospel.
Speaker 1: But I'm about to tell you. So enter the room
Speaker 1: and it was Larry Charles, Sasha, and I sort of
Speaker 1: sat next to Sasha, which this ended up being the
Speaker 1: kind of dinner party scene in the movie. This was
Speaker 1: just for that, and you know, he was like, okay,
Speaker 1: just you know, tell me up some wild story. And
Speaker 1: like you're a hooker and you had a fancy dinner
Speaker 1: party and you want to shock the guests and just
Speaker 1: tell a story. I was like, okay, you know, I
Speaker 1: just ran off to my you know, I was this
Speaker 1: guy and he was looking my ass and that over
Speaker 1: and all this ship. Right, they did that. They laughed
Speaker 1: like they did that, and then so I don't know,
Speaker 1: some more conversation came, but I know at one point
Speaker 1: I took Sasha's hand and I took his finger and
Speaker 1: I sucked at like that, you want to see me
Speaker 1: do it again. We're gonna put that in slow mode.
Speaker 1: And the next thing, you know, I got the part.
Speaker 1: I mean, go figure. But if you knew what the
Speaker 1: German folk the Sasha was, you would know that that
Speaker 1: was really shocking to him. And now looking back and
Speaker 1: cover the ship, I'm like, why do I think this
Speaker 1: fucking finger? So as you as you're feeling it, right,
Speaker 1: A lot of people say when they're making music or
Speaker 1: they're making albums, are making a great movie. They know
Speaker 1: they're making a great movie. This isn't like this is
Speaker 1: like a parody, but it's pushing the comedy because he's
Speaker 1: doing things that's a little crazy with the guy. And
Speaker 1: then on throngs and people don't know, right, did you
Speaker 1: know that this was going to be like here as
Speaker 1: an international classic At the top blockbuster, blockbuster? Did you
Speaker 1: have an Academy Award nominated Thanks? Wait a minute, is
Speaker 1: this a blood I don't smoke? You give him a joint?
Speaker 1: Don't endorse the back up? Sorry? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: can keep it in case of emergence. Thanks. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got diamonds. And you think I can't handle my clearly,
Speaker 1: clearly I can. So so okay, so okay. So so
Speaker 1: what what it was was there wasn't like a script
Speaker 1: per se, And I only knew about the the stuff
Speaker 1: that I filmed when I saw the movie at the
Speaker 1: premiere for the first time that I saw all the
Speaker 1: as crazy ship that had to do with the movie.
Speaker 1: But what the movie is really about, it's what people
Speaker 1: racist assis say when they think nobody's looking, even when
Speaker 1: there's a camera in their fu faith, everybody wants to
Speaker 1: be on TV, and so at least people signed releases.
Speaker 1: If you didn't sign a release, they just didn't use
Speaker 1: you in the film. But they knew was some kind
Speaker 1: of documentary. And then they got all piste off when
Speaker 1: the movie came out and who got the suit? Hey bitch,
Speaker 1: we're not some fictitious character. You can't sue a fictitious character,
Speaker 1: and I guarantee you ain't got the money to go
Speaker 1: up against his motherfucking movie production. Vin, sit down and
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. Racist assid is busting, and that's
Speaker 1: what it is. Now your friends know, Oh that's right,
Speaker 1: they're racists too. So some of you you under the
Speaker 1: question that some of these people did not know that
Speaker 1: this was a joke. Most of the people didn't know.
Speaker 1: Nobody knew, no, no body no. The second film. When
Speaker 1: he came up with the second well, yeah, but we're
Speaker 1: not talking about that. I'm not in that about that.
Speaker 1: But that's when I heard people complain about it. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: but kind of Cavin's already out of the best the
Speaker 1: first one, noble nobody, Oh no, and then look how
Speaker 1: genius he is. You know, there's a scene in the
Speaker 1: movie where he takes a dump in front of Trump
Speaker 1: Tower before before Yeah, that was pretty profect. Not what
Speaker 1: are my busts to do with this? Rubbed my motherfucking days,
Speaker 1: stop firing, don't you like? I like it for you,
Speaker 1: But if you would have rubbed you like to start fire,
Speaker 1: that would have been interesting. And I don't like these
Speaker 1: guys is ones. I used to smoke crack with Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, we gotta go back to you,
Speaker 1: gotta go back to the bank. Bank rock. Oh that
Speaker 1: so many crimes coming to, so many crimes? Are we
Speaker 1: talking about the bank? The bank that I think that
Speaker 1: was re market You said you didn't use the gun
Speaker 1: because you worked at the bank, you didn't use the guard.
Speaker 1: I didn't need a gun. I had titties. That's how
Speaker 1: I committed my crime with my titties. So what did
Speaker 1: you do? Help somebody? Listen. Now, I was in the bar,
Speaker 1: I took the money and put it in my titties
Speaker 1: and continued to work the rest of the day and
Speaker 1: walked out the dough with fifty racks and my brother.
Speaker 1: And this is before they had cameras. They might have
Speaker 1: had cameras, but they didn't have none on me. And
Speaker 1: you never got co infredible. Sure I got caught. I
Speaker 1: went to went to jail, but went no. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: don't pity me because I had a good run because
Speaker 1: I took fifty thou dollars and this is all, you know, documented,
Speaker 1: and I've done my time, and I up, you know,
Speaker 1: restitution all that ship, so I can talk about what
Speaker 1: I wanted to specifics to do with me. So the
Speaker 1: reason I took the money in the first place, and
Speaker 1: I've spoken about this before, but the reason I took
Speaker 1: the money in the first place because I had been
Speaker 1: working in banks for years. I knew what a good
Speaker 1: bank was and what a failing bank was, and I
Speaker 1: knew this bank was on this way out. Also the teller,
Speaker 1: I was a tell, but I knew everything in the bank,
Speaker 1: new accounts and bookkeeping and all this. Ship still do
Speaker 1: but because I was a teller. The tellers are the
Speaker 1: greeters of the customers. The tellers are what make the
Speaker 1: motherfucker want to even bank there. You'd be a back
Speaker 1: teller and run people money out, or you can be
Speaker 1: a nice seller and they want to come there and
Speaker 1: do everything. So being that we having said that, when
Speaker 1: you worked two weeks and you get a paycheck that
Speaker 1: is so incredibly small, yet right over there it's little. Now,
Speaker 1: you don't go into vault by yourself. But the bit
Speaker 1: turned and I just was mad, and I took the money,
Speaker 1: especially knowing that they was gonna go out there. So
Speaker 1: of course you know later audience this, that and the other,
Speaker 1: and they jammed me up, and I coped and said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did it. I did it. So I went to
Speaker 1: jail that day, but I was able to get out
Speaker 1: of my o R because I didn't have no prior
Speaker 1: that day could find and um I went home and
Speaker 1: they said, okay, when you come back for this court day,
Speaker 1: we're going to sentence you. But I didn't come back
Speaker 1: for that court day. Yeah, I went back to Oakland.
Speaker 1: You even on the run in Oakland. That's where I
Speaker 1: was from. Okay, I think from Arkansas, born there from
Speaker 1: Oakland from and I lived in the crunsh'all district. I'm
Speaker 1: freaking right, So when what happened? Okay, if you take
Speaker 1: under a certain amount of money, it's a felony. If
Speaker 1: you take over a certain amount of money. No, if
Speaker 1: you take under a certain amount money, it's a misdemeanor
Speaker 1: of have you take over a certain amount of money,
Speaker 1: it's a felony. I had taken the felony amount, right,
Speaker 1: had I not taking that much money, it was over
Speaker 1: ten years before they even caught me, so statute of
Speaker 1: limitation would have got away with that. But because I
Speaker 1: took the felony amount of money, there's no UH aspiration
Speaker 1: on when you know all you motherfucker's know what I'm there.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you know, there's no aspiration date on a felon.
Speaker 1: You can get arrested eighty seven years old from felon
Speaker 1: you did, you know when you're twenty two. So when
Speaker 1: I went back to Hogan, I was scared because her
Speaker 1: name was in the paper all the time because I
Speaker 1: was doing comedy stale and I was really popular, and
Speaker 1: I'm like this mothercker's donna get me. But what happened
Speaker 1: was I had a fucking baby. I had a baby,
Speaker 1: and uh, when you when I applied for Wick and
Speaker 1: and all this stuff, and when I applied for WE,
Speaker 1: the social Security numbers crossed. You went into the system. There.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to get the milk in the milk.
Speaker 1: So they came to my door and they, you know,
Speaker 1: knocked on door. I heard him. I jumped out the
Speaker 1: window the whole ship and my girlfriend was there and
Speaker 1: she had the baby. It was gangster. I ran around
Speaker 1: the building in my pajamas that they got me on
Speaker 1: the other side and I went dead four months in
Speaker 1: the eighteen days on a year thing. Because right here
Speaker 1: to do it right now, and that that figures now
Speaker 1: what is that? Ten Like, I wouldn't do it again,
Speaker 1: but it was kind of worth it. And I mean
Speaker 1: because I got away with it for so long. And
Speaker 1: you don't have to give back that money, did you.
Speaker 1: I mean I had to pay restitution, but gee, how
Speaker 1: do you pay restitution to a bank that don't exist
Speaker 1: no more? Oh? What's the name of this bank? I'm
Speaker 1: just curious? Um it was? I think it was a
Speaker 1: Security Pacific? Was Security Open? I think we're Security Pacific
Speaker 1: on Ocean and Long Beach. I think that's what it was.
Speaker 1: They don't exist no more. So I can talk about
Speaker 1: that holy ship. You gotta write a script about that
Speaker 1: and make a movie. Well, they're doing a documentary on
Speaker 1: me actually, because my life I got a whole bunch.
Speaker 1: That's just a day in the life of Lunelle Ship.
Speaker 1: Every time I walk out to door and some ship.
Speaker 1: My my niece used to say, I'm til you can't
Speaker 1: just go to the story and come back. It's always
Speaker 1: gotta read some ship. And I have, you know, happy
Speaker 1: happy moments and tragic traffic on and but it is
Speaker 1: definitely a story. Is the story of perseverance and redemption
Speaker 1: and dedication and and and dog it, motherfucking you know,
Speaker 1: I know what i want, and I've been knowing what
Speaker 1: i want, and I still know what I want one
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna die trying to get what
Speaker 1: I want. And that's it. Let's talk about your experience
Speaker 1: or coming to America too. NORMI. You know, I feel
Speaker 1: like you're just reading these questions off of something, because
Speaker 1: I think what I said was, I said, these motherfucker's
Speaker 1: this is not I'm a comedian there hip hop. They
Speaker 1: don't We're not in the same. I said, no, they
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about me, nothing because you got a
Speaker 1: quick time with next because because I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: you can take that paper, just ask me something important,
Speaker 1: like what's my bronze eye? Something, asking something that means something.
Speaker 1: You know, coming to America's okay, coming to America. What
Speaker 1: I will say is this A lot of people talk
Speaker 1: about coming to America. They thought it should have been
Speaker 1: the funnier. You know, I had a lot of comedial
Speaker 1: that was my ship. I had an argument with Charlemagne
Speaker 1: about it. Charlemagne kept saying that it's sucked, and I
Speaker 1: had to actually calibate station or went to the radio station,
Speaker 1: and I defended it. That's the turn on. No, you
Speaker 1: are motherfucker up. And to me, that was full black excellence.
Speaker 1: To me, that was hall them nights again. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? To me, this is how I felt
Speaker 1: as a girl from Arkansas Villa, Oakland Villa, the Crenshaw District.
Speaker 1: Who's about to be in the sequel. It was one
Speaker 1: of the most iconic black films for the culture. Right. Um,
Speaker 1: First of all, it was my second Eddie Murphy movie
Speaker 1: back to back, So you already couldn't tell me ship.
Speaker 1: I had already done dolar mine that's gonna do. I'm like,
Speaker 1: and I thank you, Beaches. I'm in too, Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: movie man back and so you know there's you can
Speaker 1: always pick apart whatever. I think that the storyline was clever.
Speaker 1: I think that we're blessed to have so many of
Speaker 1: them still be alive, looking good and am able to
Speaker 1: come back. I love that they paid on mister Matt
Speaker 1: Sinclair who was the there and they put a clip
Speaker 1: in there. I think that the uh Ruth Carter who
Speaker 1: did the wardrobe is the only black woman to win
Speaker 1: the Oscar for wardrobe and been styling Eddie and filming
Speaker 1: personally for years and years she was a goat. To
Speaker 1: be styled by her was amazing. To come onto the
Speaker 1: lot every day that was owned by a black man,
Speaker 1: Tyler Perry when it used to be a military base
Speaker 1: and like a Confederate type military base, anybody hold ship.
Speaker 1: And to come to work there and see Tyler Perry Studios,
Speaker 1: you know, huh huh uh huh. And then to come
Speaker 1: onto the lot and to go pass these sound stages
Speaker 1: to say o C. Davis and Ruby d Sydney, Foyd
Speaker 1: Gay Whoopy, go for Oprah Winfrey, you know, all these
Speaker 1: sci every day. To see that every day was empowering
Speaker 1: as you think, think about how many movies Hollyberry I'm
Speaker 1: made for Hollywood. They're not a sound stage with her
Speaker 1: motherfucking name on it. So shout out to Tyler Perfin
Speaker 1: giving the flowers, like what y'all do. And then to
Speaker 1: to see all these people dressing African guarb every day,
Speaker 1: beautiful ship from the head to the makeup to the
Speaker 1: outfits to everything, and and it's just it was amazing.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I'm paling around with Rick while I'm
Speaker 1: sending ship and I'm sitting here and Eddie and I'm
Speaker 1: sorry had leaning on that. She co funk what nobody
Speaker 1: thought about that. I wanted the people. First of all,
Speaker 1: I'm so connected to coming to America because the first
Speaker 1: one I always told you, I ride my bike to
Speaker 1: the set, couldn't get on set, couldnt get a picture
Speaker 1: with Eddie, can get a picture with nobody. But still
Speaker 1: wasn't mad. Still was sitting there watching magic happen. Obviously
Speaker 1: are you watching film? Yeah, the block that McDonald's switch
Speaker 1: on Queens Boulevard for those that don't know, right next
Speaker 1: to up May season An. That's where she's still from.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Um, And I used to
Speaker 1: go up there right my bike and I would go
Speaker 1: to the set almost every day. And if you look
Speaker 1: at the movie, they actually saw showed my hood. They
Speaker 1: showed left. Remember when they're throwing the ship out the thing.
Speaker 1: If you look to the right, that's left Rack. Was like,
Speaker 1: he's throwing the ship out. My god, motherfucker's that's the
Speaker 1: building this left Wrack right there and it's like, good morning,
Speaker 1: My day was like fuck you. He's like yeah you
Speaker 1: like so. I was one of the people that was
Speaker 1: adamant about this this remake. I was you know a
Speaker 1: little mad that it happened twenty years later, but I
Speaker 1: was still you know, I think it happened, and I
Speaker 1: think that I think that it got so short because
Speaker 1: they had to get released during COVID. You know, we
Speaker 1: would have had one of the most massive Delicious premiers
Speaker 1: in Zebras and Giraffe and we got jimped out of
Speaker 1: all that had Yeah, we got fired. Was it released
Speaker 1: on Lord and now we had Yeah, we had to
Speaker 1: do virtual premier and they send us all a bond said,
Speaker 1: we all, I'm box at the same time like that.
Speaker 1: You wanted to be up and down the street with
Speaker 1: the dam and all that, But we got funked out
Speaker 1: of that Amazon. Um it was amazz Yeah, I forget.
Speaker 1: I believe believe it was Amazon. It was exclusive though exclusive.
Speaker 1: Just I loved it. I enjoyed it. Thanks that went
Speaker 1: to the prevail when they had it. Our heir with
Speaker 1: was in New York wherever they had no No, I
Speaker 1: did not. They gave me the living for your you
Speaker 1: mean for the with the with the ship on it,
Speaker 1: like this is for you, look like if you boot
Speaker 1: leg just motherfucker's right right right right, had the watermark
Speaker 1: like fair They just did with Fair. Yeah, let's get
Speaker 1: some more Champigne. You need some champaig and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna start a quick time with Slime. Okay, okay, all
Speaker 1: right now, this is a game Quick Time with Slime.
Speaker 1: We're gonna give you two choices. You could be politically
Speaker 1: corrected answer and you have to drink, or you can
Speaker 1: you can pick one one and we're taking from they
Speaker 1: both are neither? Yes, please, I'm not only too. You
Speaker 1: don't pick one, we're drinking and we drink. What you
Speaker 1: but let me get a rule. Damn choices. If you
Speaker 1: don't pick one, if you don't pick one, we're drinking.
Speaker 1: So if you say both are neither, we're drinking. It's
Speaker 1: not like we're drinking anyway. But you might pick one.
Speaker 1: You might pick one. You might time. It's not the champagne.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do shots, you guys, Juan of you like no,
Speaker 1: you don't want no, uh rock, it's refreshing, delon, you
Speaker 1: want the Deli drinking this? First of all, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something else. I think it's funny. This is
Speaker 1: what's so funny. Everybody comes on this motherfucking says I'm
Speaker 1: not getting drunk. They're not doing it to me, I'm
Speaker 1: already knowing that I'm not gonna win that. But I
Speaker 1: think the funniest thing to me is to watch the
Speaker 1: slow progression of the person. I'm telling you, motherfucker master,
Speaker 1: oh my godmother, and I don't want to be right.
Speaker 1: Then later he shot talking like this, right, came like
Speaker 1: this and like the bull, and I'll tell you something
Speaker 1: funnier than that. For all made this is right smack
Speaker 1: dead in the mineral COVID. We all made all of
Speaker 1: us take a test. Yeah. Then the motherfucker walked in
Speaker 1: here and sat down. He didn't even take We're like, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: you can be you can I think the blood test?
Speaker 1: Blood test? Yes, okay that wait wait wait, I'm good. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you? Are you ready? Okay? Red Fox or Richard
Speaker 1: Pryor to do what like what whatever in your mind?
Speaker 1: I'll see I don't play for you, ain't it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Richard Prior, Okay, okay, Tupac or DMX pop okay, Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy or Martin Lawrence, Eddie she picking away. I wass
Speaker 1: get drunk. I'm not getting drink, okay, Chris Rock or
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle Chappelle, Monique or Wanda Slikes taking a shot,
Speaker 1: take a shot for women empowerment. Okay, m hm. And
Speaker 1: you can't be like Steve what his name? Steve, Steve
Speaker 1: a Smith out here putting the sisters against each other.
Speaker 1: I don't play that game. Gotta ask you about how
Speaker 1: about that? That's the next question. Rihanna or Beyonce for me? Rihanna? Okay,
Speaker 1: puff Daddy or Dr dre go ahead, you do that
Speaker 1: next one. Tiffany Harris or Leslie Jones, prow me another dream?
Speaker 1: Oh ship? I like that? I like who that? Ma?
Speaker 1: Ma Juna is like Bernie mac or Robert Harris, Robin okay,
Speaker 1: Laura Hill or ms Elliott, missy Okay, I'm burping, might
Speaker 1: father to be burping. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Believe me, you would rather me burn okay. H Adam
Speaker 1: Sandler or Sasha Barry Car where you go? Oh um? Adam? Okay?
Speaker 1: Because the check was big, I'm saying no, I did
Speaker 1: more movies with Adams, No shame Sasha? How Fox with
Speaker 1: you for real? Oh yeah? M hm? Okay. Snoop Dogg
Speaker 1: or fifty cents Snoop coming to America too? Or Hall
Speaker 1: them nights, Hollom nice more more iconic stars around all
Speaker 1: the Knights. Okay, Kevin Harp or Chris Tucker, Chris, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna take a shot taking a cool solo. I
Speaker 1: feel like there's some I'm so glad I had that
Speaker 1: Taco oh Man MC light or cream Latifa oh Man?
Speaker 1: Wait a mine shot? Shot? Shot? Shot? Where going through
Speaker 1: that part of the show, right, MC light? Queen La
Speaker 1: Titha worried that you know, I got a story about
Speaker 1: this shot. Okay, what's the story? We need to hear it.
Speaker 1: I was in a club in Inglewood called Savoy Inglewood, California,
Speaker 1: not Inglewood, New Jersey. No Inglewood? Is that Inglewood? That Inglewood? Right?
Speaker 1: So this guy was talking ship to me and I
Speaker 1: was feeling myself and he's like, let me buy you
Speaker 1: a drink. I said, nigger, you can't afford to buy
Speaker 1: what I drink. And he said, what are you drinking?
Speaker 1: I said, Crown Royal? And then motherfucker said to the
Speaker 1: bartender give her ten shots to Crown. I said that
Speaker 1: ain't ship, motherfucker the first look. Now, just when I
Speaker 1: was starting to like it's on the saven time, that's
Speaker 1: what I say about mentioned up turn on? Okay, So
Speaker 1: so the guy gets tim fucking shots. We're at the bar, right,
Speaker 1: So I drink the first shot in my my bam,
Speaker 1: nothing boom. I pick up just a seconde bamn, pick
Speaker 1: up to third? Work hot in here? Fourth? How many
Speaker 1: more is it left? Fine? M oh? Can I have
Speaker 1: some water? Maybe six? See how that fell out? That's
Speaker 1: what just about happened to me. I took number six
Speaker 1: and then everything went dark. I think I drank it
Speaker 1: too fast, like you're trying to do to me. Oh,
Speaker 1: but now I'm wilde a little bit to sabotage. She
Speaker 1: quick too, okay, asked me something else? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Did you pick em ladder? Queen Lativa? And we thought
Speaker 1: that story has something to do it. I was about
Speaker 1: to dream it was about the drink. It was about
Speaker 1: Queenland people, Okay, okay, keep up, alright, alright, So okay,
Speaker 1: yeah you didn't pick I think you think I was
Speaker 1: trying to actually distract it. You got us, okay, the
Speaker 1: queen lie we went with queen? Okay, all right? Now
Speaker 1: I love motherfucker empty light, all right? Or Robert Williams,
Speaker 1: oh wow, George Carlin, Okay, so Cat Williams or d L.
Speaker 1: Hughley at Williams, I love you, Jal, but got got
Speaker 1: everybody know Cat for me, Steve Harvey or Centric the entertainer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, taking a shot. You just got a
Speaker 1: little one, right shot? Because I don't I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't really fun with neither one. No, I need that
Speaker 1: fun with me. Let's take the shot. And I got
Speaker 1: a question. It's a few. If you pick neither, you
Speaker 1: gotta drink too. Who made hold on? And by the way, audience,
Speaker 1: this is what they don't take drink. Tell's got a
Speaker 1: lot of drinks here, and they have some really good weat.
Speaker 1: They got a motherfucking thing to eat. Now, I think
Speaker 1: that's sabotag. How are you gonna get somebody drunk? You
Speaker 1: know they'll damnitly eat the copping off the fucking floor.
Speaker 1: You can ask the motherfucking hot cheet though or something
Speaker 1: in this bit noriy. That's what they don't tell you.
Speaker 1: But I'm here to tell you because I'm a truth teller.
Speaker 1: Luckily I asked somebody I have food, But go ahead, No,
Speaker 1: you don't know. Let's discuss these snacks. Why the fund
Speaker 1: did y'all don't have a box a little you can
Speaker 1: get a variety pack to cott your mom used to
Speaker 1: put on top of frigerator, so you can reach a little,
Speaker 1: a little something for about it. Sometimes we got food
Speaker 1: here sometimes sometimes let me tell you something about the
Speaker 1: next time I come to this one of the day,
Speaker 1: No problem, I ain't on my own. I'm not hungry.
Speaker 1: You guys forgot someone with Jim Carey. Alright, Lenny Bruce
Speaker 1: and my caps Letty Bruce Friday or next Friday, Friday.
Speaker 1: And then it's the last question with this, with this,
Speaker 1: with this segment of this segment of the show. So
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna take shots no more if you don't
Speaker 1: want to. But everyone things a trick question, e FN
Speaker 1: don't and things. It's kind of simple. Some some people
Speaker 1: answer this complicated. It's totally up to you teach his
Speaker 1: own loyalty or respect respect quickly quickly. If you have respect,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get the loyalty. Okay, you know what, you
Speaker 1: didn't have to drink, but I'm gonna drink to that
Speaker 1: because that was a great hand. I don't care grant
Speaker 1: because I'm just kind of until I feel like it again. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so many people you know, always say how hard
Speaker 1: it is uh to maintain in this game, and then
Speaker 1: a lot of people say how hard it is for
Speaker 1: black woman to be in this game. Do you feel
Speaker 1: like it's it's it's it's harder being a black woman,
Speaker 1: or it's something that could um, because right now I
Speaker 1: just read a statement that they said the most intelligent
Speaker 1: people in the US is black woman. Yeah, Trevor Noa
Speaker 1: told you that a couple of weeks ago. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I read it on Instagram and you should have known it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: everybody should know that. Um, I mean being a woman
Speaker 1: in any sport, career, choice or anything bush out. Um.
Speaker 1: But that can't be the excuse. So it could be,
Speaker 1: it could be the reason, but don't let it be
Speaker 1: the excuse. UM. I've been in this game for thirty
Speaker 1: years and I've never UM I think that. But was
Speaker 1: I see for comedians is to me, the um you
Speaker 1: have to be the continent continuity is is what gets
Speaker 1: you the notoriety and stuff. You have to be good
Speaker 1: all the time, not most of the time, not some
Speaker 1: of the time, not on average. You have to slay
Speaker 1: all the time, and that's what's gonna get people to
Speaker 1: talking about you, and you know, you have to be
Speaker 1: able to be relatable to all types of audiences. You know,
Speaker 1: I could, I believe and what I've been told, I
Speaker 1: could kill audience and not just Mississippi as well as
Speaker 1: I could kill an audience that the Jewish, you know,
Speaker 1: Liberation Foundation, Gala. You know, because the things that you
Speaker 1: talk about should be universal to everybody, because everybody wants
Speaker 1: to come and laugh. You know, if the world could
Speaker 1: be like inside a comedy club or a cruise ship,
Speaker 1: because everybody puts all the racism aside when it comes
Speaker 1: to a comedy club. You could have a Arian Nation brotherhood,
Speaker 1: white man sitting next to a Muslim in a comedy club, right,
Speaker 1: And so that that's why I just feel like the
Speaker 1: comedy should relate to everybody. But isn't that changing though,
Speaker 1: isn't like cancel cultures sort of say, changing that dynamic?
Speaker 1: I don't my question, that's crazy you said that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. You don't care about cancel car like it
Speaker 1: doesn't exist to you. Well, sure you can if you
Speaker 1: do something raptured enough for up, ugh, you can be canceled.
Speaker 1: Yester like that, mommy, But yess it like that. But
Speaker 1: I think that if your heart is in the right place,
Speaker 1: you've been doing the work, and the people see the
Speaker 1: struggle and you're for the people and the people are
Speaker 1: for you, that just stay in your mind. I've always
Speaker 1: had a rep you know, if I came out, if
Speaker 1: I was like, what are the oldsan Twins or something,
Speaker 1: and I started talking to all radical, that would shock people.
Speaker 1: But I've been this way all my life, so nobody
Speaker 1: is surprised that the ship to come out of my
Speaker 1: mouth or the things that I do are the places
Speaker 1: I turned up and the ship causes I get behind
Speaker 1: because I've been the same way continuously. My friends would
Speaker 1: tell you, you know, like some people were talking the
Speaker 1: other day how some people have um alter ego, like
Speaker 1: Yonce has Sasha fears and you know, and you know
Speaker 1: Mariah's got her lambs and all this, But I'm the
Speaker 1: same way, Like this is me. There's no I'm going
Speaker 1: on drink Champs. I'm gonna be like this, There's no
Speaker 1: I'm going to the e T. It was I being like,
Speaker 1: I'm like the same way all the time, and um,
Speaker 1: I think that I connect with with with people, you know,
Speaker 1: just regular people. If this isn't in your heart. Just
Speaker 1: like rap I think that rappers are so fucking intelligent
Speaker 1: because your mind is thinking about what you're gonna say
Speaker 1: before you say it. Like if you're battling somebody and
Speaker 1: you're listening to them, you're already thinking about the response
Speaker 1: in your head before they've even finished talking to you.
Speaker 1: That's the mind I believe of a rapper, right. Comedians
Speaker 1: pretty much the same. Yeah, Like, if you're saying some
Speaker 1: shitty ship to me, I already know what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say back to you. But what about the idea that
Speaker 1: people now they go back into people's old sketches and
Speaker 1: bits and it doesn't age well for whatever reason. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't you know, i'd give
Speaker 1: a funk about any of that. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't deal with that. I just, you know, do what
Speaker 1: I do and of what I'm doing, and that's it.
Speaker 1: And if if I cared, that would make me stop
Speaker 1: being who. That's why I don't even watch my Ship.
Speaker 1: I haven't watch That's My Boy, but maybe try something
Speaker 1: like I can't. I tried to watch bor At about
Speaker 1: a month ago. I got five minutes and I'm i
Speaker 1: can't do it. This ship is Yeah, I watch the
Speaker 1: ship I do. I wouldn't do it no more. I
Speaker 1: would cringe. So I just have to go forward. And
Speaker 1: just so, does your does your does your your writing
Speaker 1: process or your um comedic skits? Does it change because
Speaker 1: of cancel culture? Do you think about what I don't
Speaker 1: do skits? I don't have the opportunity. I would like
Speaker 1: to do skins. Guys like doing little plays, but I
Speaker 1: don't you know, I don't have the opportunity right now.
Speaker 1: Some people asking me, I don't have time. And so
Speaker 1: right now Netflix come to USA, we want you to
Speaker 1: sketch comedy. You don't give a fuck. No, I mean
Speaker 1: I would do sketch comedy. I'll do any of that
Speaker 1: ship enterprises. But I'm just saying that. And I don't
Speaker 1: write either. That's another thing. I write down bullet points
Speaker 1: and then I just riffed, just like if you're a
Speaker 1: rapping in comedy. No, but I already know what made
Speaker 1: it funny to me. So that's why I don't have
Speaker 1: to like memorize the script, because it's what really happened.
Speaker 1: I can recall it. You know, I'm in my mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's suppose you you you had a family picking
Speaker 1: it your your gay cousin makes a funny joke about,
Speaker 1: you know, eating a Glizzie, right, and you take this
Speaker 1: material you say, man like that was that was the
Speaker 1: gay cousin and he kind of killed that and he
Speaker 1: knows what he knows he was being funny. But do
Speaker 1: you take that material and then do you use it
Speaker 1: knowing that you know everyone in your family is gonna
Speaker 1: get the joke everyone, but there's be somebody be are
Speaker 1: you talking about? No? I don't even understand what So
Speaker 1: I got him confused? You know what? Like like, because
Speaker 1: you might offend somebody in that community by having a
Speaker 1: joke about someone that you and your cousin always joke up.
Speaker 1: What about is it something like that that you My
Speaker 1: family is funnier than me. My family we are what
Speaker 1: we like to call shitty funny. We're like, if you
Speaker 1: can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen. Like we
Speaker 1: say funked up ship all the time. The time we
Speaker 1: say funked up ship to each other about each other
Speaker 1: and all that ship. And you can either spend your
Speaker 1: time getting piste off or you know, laugh about this
Speaker 1: ship and say something fucked up back. You know, that's
Speaker 1: where I get this ship from. I mean, my family
Speaker 1: is funny with a very sharp tongue. Well, okay, I
Speaker 1: have seven brothers and sisters. I would say that three
Speaker 1: of them are not as vocally ambracive the rest of us.
Speaker 1: But the rest of us are downright, like in Celtic
Speaker 1: hurtful ship. So Thanksgiving as different. Oh no, it's not
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving for my family. It's the family reunion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the old family family barbecue. Yes, the fish fried barbecue.
Speaker 1: Lots of liquor because from Arkansas, everybody, Okay, where I'm
Speaker 1: at from toltt Arkansas is a dry county, so you
Speaker 1: have to go out of the county. I'm about to
Speaker 1: go to Arkansas's dry. That's where I'm going this weekend.
Speaker 1: Dry means that means it doesn't mean dry. They don't
Speaker 1: alcoholic Sunday. Yeah, Bensamville, I'm going. I don't know why
Speaker 1: you're going wrong. No, it's a it's a film. My
Speaker 1: boy's doing a film over. There had to be a
Speaker 1: very good reason, a vacation destination. But but so saying
Speaker 1: all that to say that everybody's got a truck or
Speaker 1: a van, in that truck or van. Is what cooler?
Speaker 1: What's what? Your beer and your liquor and your mix.
Speaker 1: Every car is a rolling motherfucking bar because and then
Speaker 1: there's the bootleg guy who's got all the points and
Speaker 1: ship and they were Bill Clinton was getting it in
Speaker 1: or that's where he was from to he was, you
Speaker 1: know what it is, he was a governor Arkansas. I
Speaker 1: think let me find out you and Bill got history
Speaker 1: with each other. Monica Lewinsky, Oh my god, how did
Speaker 1: you feel like that? Stephen a recently said, Um, he
Speaker 1: was like he was trying to say that, you know,
Speaker 1: Yana is dope, but he was the way he said it.
Speaker 1: He said, you know, she's no Beyonce, And it felt
Speaker 1: like to two people that we honest, not trying to
Speaker 1: be beyond say, I think everyone knows that you do.
Speaker 1: What did you What did you think when you read
Speaker 1: that headline that Stephen they did that, and everyone saying
Speaker 1: they're always trying to put the sisters against each other?
Speaker 1: What did you think? Oh my god? At first I
Speaker 1: don't even pay attention to stephen A. Smith number one,
Speaker 1: but um, when I the glimpse of the things I
Speaker 1: have heard him say, I think that they took it
Speaker 1: out of context. You know, he's a cocky motherfucker. Cocky
Speaker 1: motherfucker's sometimes say ship to sounds cocky because their motherfucker's.
Speaker 1: That's what makes cocky motherfucker, That's what it is. So
Speaker 1: you know they lovel to say any goddamn thing then
Speaker 1: have to read track. You know, I rarely have to
Speaker 1: backpedal because I stand pretty much tin toes down and
Speaker 1: everything I've said, But sometimes you have to be like,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't really mean like that, So I
Speaker 1: don't think he really meant no harm be yancey, but
Speaker 1: that be high. They give up, they give us. Why
Speaker 1: do you say, mother, mother, Yeah, they're trying to get
Speaker 1: him firing and everything. God mother, I know lot to
Speaker 1: be high, have you got? But but this was this
Speaker 1: was the Rihanna Finty gang too. That when he got
Speaker 1: double dosed, it wasn't like he got it. Just want
Speaker 1: to be hog, don't have nothing to prove the no
Speaker 1: motherfucker Okay, shout out to Hay Sap rockets and tapping that,
Speaker 1: yeah I didn't put one up and got you got
Speaker 1: you said you ain't going to stop pulling off my club.
Speaker 1: We gotta get into the Rihanna deal. And that's exactly
Speaker 1: what I was going. Now, Where was you at when
Speaker 1: when someone approached you instead of Rihanna wants you to be?
Speaker 1: How did that manifest itself? Because we see you manifesto,
Speaker 1: You're a manifesto. You know the phrase, it all goes
Speaker 1: down in the DM. Right, I didn't. I'm here, don't
Speaker 1: don't tell me we arena DM. No, she did, but
Speaker 1: I've gotta tell you how it happened. My friend Damien
Speaker 1: shout out to Damon. My friend Damon is a tour
Speaker 1: bus driver. He was my toy bus driver when he
Speaker 1: was on tour with Cat. He remained my friend after
Speaker 1: the Williams. Just in case people don't know who's talked
Speaker 1: about who don't know about Calais smoke like that. It's
Speaker 1: still sucking, Okay. When I was on throw with Catt Williams,
Speaker 1: Damien was our toy bus driver. After the tour was over,
Speaker 1: he remained a toy bus driver. Huh, they sent you
Speaker 1: a brother just to get watch She watched this is
Speaker 1: they sneak up ponies never know it? Okay. So Damian
Speaker 1: continued to drive to a buses for Reba McIntyre and
Speaker 1: other people like this. So one night, like eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: at night, he called me FaceTime and I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: up and he said, hey me and my client was
Speaker 1: just watching you on the bus. I said, well, who's
Speaker 1: your client? And Rihanna popped on the screen. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna broke my nail trying to screen shot. I
Speaker 1: got a blur. So um, I told her no, she's
Speaker 1: a comedy fan and she's a fan, was a fan
Speaker 1: of mine. Go bigger and I said, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I said yeah, and you know, of course I love you.
Speaker 1: And um, I said, my daughter is a very big
Speaker 1: fan of your lingerie. I said, I wish that you
Speaker 1: made it in bigger girl sizes and she said I do.
Speaker 1: I said you do? I said what hell? I wanted
Speaker 1: to be a model and I want to be linger model,
Speaker 1: and she said, let's make it happen. I mean, like
Speaker 1: Kikikiki got off the phone. I thought that was it
Speaker 1: a dream? Then she hit me in the what and
Speaker 1: she uh said what's your email? And I sent her
Speaker 1: my email? And having contracts started coming, catalogs and stuff
Speaker 1: and you pick out, um, what you want to wear?
Speaker 1: That month and then you get it. They sent it
Speaker 1: to you, and you take pictures in and then mind you, daddy,
Speaker 1: he think a lot of things. Have you subscribed to?
Speaker 1: My only fans is now he's your only fans, you know,
Speaker 1: my only motherfucker. We don't don't don't break his spirit,
Speaker 1: you would break myself. So um um. Now, when the
Speaker 1: ship came and I realized what I signed up for,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I gotta really take the
Speaker 1: pictures in this ship, you know, because I mean, there
Speaker 1: wasn't no you know, no shade rainbow. But this wasn't
Speaker 1: for rainbow. This was from other fucking Rihanna. I literally
Speaker 1: wrote what they say, wrote checked that my mouth was
Speaker 1: about to have to cash. Right, you're legit gonna be
Speaker 1: a model right now? Yeah. I had already been a model,
Speaker 1: because I had already done Penthouse April edition is April
Speaker 1: fools edition. I had to have a six page spread
Speaker 1: in Penhouse magazine. I didn't bust it up. And so
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna see that if you meet
Speaker 1: my pussy, you got me to face to face. Should
Speaker 1: make some noise quick hand for this story. So okay,
Speaker 1: So now you gotta take the pictures, and we found
Speaker 1: a classy, artful way for me to take them. And
Speaker 1: the response was very very good, like oh this sisters
Speaker 1: was like ship, I'm gonna do a fucking photo spread
Speaker 1: too for my own self and I'm gonna get some
Speaker 1: of the Ludrede. A lot of people got it, and
Speaker 1: so it was did it for a couple of years.
Speaker 1: You know, I got some great photos and stuff. The
Speaker 1: pictures are great, they look great. I know I recognized
Speaker 1: you all my own the pictures. Really it's really small,
Speaker 1: but I knew it, and I imagine it was a
Speaker 1: great chuck for you. Correct. Yeah, it was a very
Speaker 1: nice check makes noise for young. And then I got
Speaker 1: a chance to be in the Savage Finty Lingerie uh
Speaker 1: fashion show on Amazon Prime and stuff, and it was
Speaker 1: me in Paris Hilton and Willow Smith and a bunch
Speaker 1: of other um people and that was an experience because
Speaker 1: that was during COVID too, but we shot in great
Speaker 1: choreographer Paris Global and it was just a wonderful, um
Speaker 1: wonderful time too. And then you know, I did that
Speaker 1: for a couple of years. Do you not with them?
Speaker 1: No more? No, we didn't break up or anything, but
Speaker 1: my contract conspiding. It's just as well, because I really
Speaker 1: those photo shoes take time, and plus I don't like
Speaker 1: wearing songs. It makes my vagina heard you put one
Speaker 1: on and tell me I was not I was not ready.
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready for I was not all right? Cool, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's one part of this part one part of one
Speaker 1: part of the movie. That's my boy. This was funniest
Speaker 1: part that. Yeah, when the soldier guard came in, he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes, um, I didn't. The other guy next to
Speaker 1: him he goes, I've only seen two vaginas its whole life.
Speaker 1: And then you said, well now that was your third. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he said that might be four and five.
Speaker 1: How did that read when you read that scre How
Speaker 1: did that read? Like? What did you read that and
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, what I took away from them it
Speaker 1: w was you know that maybe I had exceptionally big
Speaker 1: vagina like I do. It's a very visual show. This
Speaker 1: is the first time I thought it. I can come
Speaker 1: out here and made my motherfucker to get and a
Speaker 1: black woman. Everybody wanted not up. You're never nor the
Speaker 1: black guy. But let's yeah, shut the whole room down.
Speaker 1: Come over here. No, goddamn mother, that's really good. I
Speaker 1: saw I saw you was in the in the movie,
Speaker 1: um the Rock. Yes, what was the rule? I remember
Speaker 1: that movie? Sean Connery, right, Nicholas Cage. I just came
Speaker 1: from I just didn't do What were you doing on that? No?
Speaker 1: I was driving by it. I mean I was using
Speaker 1: the baby Yeah, yeah, the baby bridge. I stayed in
Speaker 1: San Francisco, but I had a show. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I felt a little weird about that, like why don't
Speaker 1: want to see an ex jail with? I mean, but
Speaker 1: that's like a story. But I understand you might be
Speaker 1: trying to try. Yeah, but but yeah, what was your role?
Speaker 1: And I understand you might have been trying to try. No,
Speaker 1: I was just just, you know, just like one little
Speaker 1: speaking role. I was almost an extra. But I was
Speaker 1: an extra. We're just speaking roll. But what they didn't
Speaker 1: know and I had it? That's I gotta listen. I
Speaker 1: got so. I gotta say it for the book. Give
Speaker 1: us something, show us, show us what well you gonna
Speaker 1: look at that? Oh my god, we don't have to
Speaker 1: have anything. Passes Dominican of Colombian people's phones around what
Speaker 1: are you looking at? You looking at port? They just
Speaker 1: shot me. You gotta play, oh play. You ain't telling
Speaker 1: me that I see what you and he is over
Speaker 1: here ship. Yeah, that was it. But a lot of people,
Speaker 1: what is it you? I M D M M dB be.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna be so room kids, because all
Speaker 1: the movies you've been in is fucking crazy. I know.
Speaker 1: I'm like a pop up queen. I keep popping up
Speaker 1: every aware I'm gonna pop up. I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: the next black woman in late night TV. That's I
Speaker 1: don't want to do. Day we ran out of the air.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, I'm taking a shot to that. I
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm taking a shot to that to see
Speaker 1: you on late night. Thank you, but hopefully hopefully drinking
Speaker 1: a late night not Oprah. So it's a drunk drink.
Speaker 1: Don't put that on. No, no, no, no no, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why I
Speaker 1: want to have liquor on my show because Johnny Carson
Speaker 1: used to drink drink on john on the show. It's
Speaker 1: solutely on this show. Him and McMahon in the coffee cup,
Speaker 1: they had booze and they served it, and there shows
Speaker 1: that third booze backstage now that you may or may
Speaker 1: not know, and they're really it was also a quick
Speaker 1: lose too, and they tried to talk about us. We're
Speaker 1: just doing Cosby Show. Yeah, that was my next question,
Speaker 1: and I just put it. She said, the Cosby Show.
Speaker 1: Hold up. I just put that on the group chat
Speaker 1: because I'm did you come with me Bill Cosby? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did he have jello? Put it? Did he have jello?
Speaker 1: He was working? How was it? Me and Bill Cosby?
Speaker 1: I get mixed stories about him. Oh. When I met him,
Speaker 1: it was at a book signing in the park in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California, And you know, it's just before any
Speaker 1: of the ship came out. And so I was standing
Speaker 1: in line about the book because of course you have
Speaker 1: to buy the book first to get automat and so
Speaker 1: I was saying that in my book, and somebody shoved me,
Speaker 1: and I looked and it was Bill Cosby and he
Speaker 1: looked back and like laughed because you're like, you know,
Speaker 1: shoved me not I don't know if you knew who
Speaker 1: I was or he just wanted to shove me. So
Speaker 1: he showed me that it felt like you were already
Speaker 1: a working comedian at the time. I've been working your
Speaker 1: meeting for thirty years. So he and and one of
Speaker 1: his assistants was a comedian and new me and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you knew me or didn't
Speaker 1: know me, but what it felt like, it was just
Speaker 1: like if you had a father that you could play with,
Speaker 1: you know, like a leg like that. It felt it
Speaker 1: felt No, I didn't have that. I didn't have a
Speaker 1: father like that, so it felt like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: like my heart has Bill Cosby, like this is amazing.
Speaker 1: Like he shoved me, you know, and looked back and laugh.
Speaker 1: So we had a moment, and then he signed my book.
Speaker 1: And then one time, hm, I saw him in the
Speaker 1: airport and he and I sat next to each other
Speaker 1: and flew from l A to Las Vegas, and I
Speaker 1: got the pictures. But what I did and I had
Speaker 1: to take a one picture just like adoring him and
Speaker 1: laying on his shoulder. But of course, in light of
Speaker 1: what happened, I reposted it and I said, then I'm
Speaker 1: sleepy on foul. Did you see the documentary? Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I just think that Bill Cosmer used to be fine
Speaker 1: as fun. He used to run, he used to run
Speaker 1: track or tempo. He was an athlete, He was buffed,
Speaker 1: he was fine as fuck. He could have got any
Speaker 1: of them bitches pussy that he wanted and did and
Speaker 1: did and did. So. The fact that knowing that and
Speaker 1: still preferring to drug women is like you want to
Speaker 1: just one heart beat away from necrophilia, Like like you
Speaker 1: don't want to make love to somebody who's making love
Speaker 1: to you back. You just want to a body. That's
Speaker 1: some twisted ship. Okay, right now, Bill Cosby's going on
Speaker 1: to your agent care you and say, Bill wants you
Speaker 1: to open up. I can't do it, Bill, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. I can't trust you around my cocktail, shade.
Speaker 1: I can't trust you around my cocktail. So I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go no. Everything is, you know, I am. Luckily,
Speaker 1: I'm at the point of my career where I do
Speaker 1: have the opportunity to turn down ship that I don't
Speaker 1: want to do. You know, when you're really trying to
Speaker 1: get that bag and you're coming up and you're hungry,
Speaker 1: you don't even have the opportunity to turn down what
Speaker 1: you don't want to do. You gotta get that money.
Speaker 1: You're trying to live, you know, but um, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it now, and I do have the opportunity to say.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not turning with nobody right now to myself,
Speaker 1: so I don't have to rely on nobody to eat.
Speaker 1: You know what, do you prefer stand up or doing movies?
Speaker 1: Stand up? Because of the media reaction. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a drug, for sure. And ask me whether which one
Speaker 1: I like better movies than television? Okay, no, you ask
Speaker 1: your motherfucker's which one do you like? Movies and television? No?
Speaker 1: Which one do I like more? Jesus Christmas? Which would
Speaker 1: you like more? Challenge? You know you want to drink
Speaker 1: and show, motherfucker, I'm here to challenge your intelligence because
Speaker 1: I had edibles. That's what they don't know. Um, I
Speaker 1: prefer television because movies you're expecting to show up and
Speaker 1: then they're gonna shoot. Television you have rehearsals, and I
Speaker 1: need rehearsal. I'm the type of personally rehearsal. I need
Speaker 1: to be in the space you know that I'm saying
Speaker 1: this when I'm walking over here and make it all
Speaker 1: makes sense in my head. I can't just read it
Speaker 1: off the paper. And go act it as I can't
Speaker 1: do it like that. So you want me to give
Speaker 1: you some more questions to ask? Please? Can you write
Speaker 1: him and sentence to both of us. We'll give you text.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get you to take the shot.
Speaker 1: So I got on the shot. Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: let me ask you before we take this other shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she cat you lined up before. We've never worked
Speaker 1: with Harvey Weinstein. That the way you feel like if
Speaker 1: I had worked with Harvey Weinstein, my motherfucking jet would
Speaker 1: be at the airport right now and he'd debade me
Speaker 1: out out of gave him what he wanted. A nasty
Speaker 1: motherfucker that's sucking a rich She's like, Harvey, Yeah with me, No,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding letters. No, but I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that there's sucking somebody rich, and there's some
Speaker 1: fucking somebody rich and powerful and in the business. At
Speaker 1: that time, I guess Harvey was really rich and powerful.
Speaker 1: But see if you just look at the motherfucker's you
Speaker 1: know the people who get holes. He oh, quite nasty fat.
Speaker 1: I don't know, bitch, won't you? You just got money?
Speaker 1: Any bitch that sleeps when she was a total whore.
Speaker 1: Because you're old and impendent and nasty and disgusting, Harvey
Speaker 1: Weinstein looked like fucking ejaculation. That too much? Just right,
Speaker 1: take a shot, Take a shot another holy motive. But
Speaker 1: have you ever been through those stories in Hollywood with
Speaker 1: these people? Think that like that? Or if you ever
Speaker 1: heard of these Sorry do you live at you because
Speaker 1: you said you live in Crisshaw. But so that means
Speaker 1: you don't adapt to the Hollywood like style. I really
Speaker 1: don't because I was popular before I ever came to
Speaker 1: l A. Because I was on TV in the Bay
Speaker 1: Area before I ever came to l A. So that's
Speaker 1: that part never affected me. Like you can ask my friends,
Speaker 1: I'm not I love I love it. Sometimes of it,
Speaker 1: I don't like it, but uh, you know it didn't.
Speaker 1: It hasn't affected me because I was popular before I
Speaker 1: ever left Oakland. They said, even think they felt up
Speaker 1: Terry Crews. He said that, Well, listen, I am a
Speaker 1: bit who was down the fun. I wish that somebody
Speaker 1: had approached me that could help my career. I'd have
Speaker 1: been up. Nobody. Never fuck, they don't want me because
Speaker 1: they know I flips on and got a bit mob.
Speaker 1: You know you pissed me off. I'm gonna talk about
Speaker 1: on take. I'm high risk pussy. They don't they don't
Speaker 1: want it. I'm ready to you. They don't want it.
Speaker 1: I mean I give it to him. They don't want it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to have got I need hose in different
Speaker 1: areas areas. I oh god, but let's let's make a noise.
Speaker 1: Let's let's take it all the way to Nate Dog,
Speaker 1: rest in peace, Nate Dog. Let's take it all the
Speaker 1: way back. Where do you get the bug for comedy? Like?
Speaker 1: What's who's inspiring you? What's inspiring you to to be
Speaker 1: a comedian? Is your family member like you said? Or
Speaker 1: they were definitely a training ground for sure, But to
Speaker 1: take it serious, like what inspires you? Um? Well, I
Speaker 1: think a lot of it might have to do with
Speaker 1: being the eighth of the eight children and not really
Speaker 1: being paid attention to in the home that I was
Speaker 1: raised in because I was raised away from them. And
Speaker 1: then I actually it was theater that I started in
Speaker 1: before any of this ship, yes, and ended up in
Speaker 1: Oakland Open That's where I did the theater in Baltimore
Speaker 1: in Baltimore. But I'm just saying, you know they have that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, And you know that teaches you by not
Speaker 1: having stage fright in this and move around, being able
Speaker 1: to director, working with other people, being on time, which
Speaker 1: I'll wasn't. It was me today. My fault, My fault.
Speaker 1: I wasn't on cubic traffic. Traffic. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: a past cousin traffic got his the NASA. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's they're trying to keep you with l a day.
Speaker 1: In New York too, it's really congested. But you know,
Speaker 1: probably you'd pay for being in Miami. Yeah. Hey, do
Speaker 1: you know pit Bull? Yeah, that's our bud. Can you
Speaker 1: call him please? But he's been on the show. I
Speaker 1: didn't see that one. You gotta watch it. All the
Speaker 1: rappers ever came here, Pitbull might be the only one
Speaker 1: who walked in by himself and walked out by himself.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's from the city, we all know him.
Speaker 1: Came so No, No, he came so but started drinking immediately.
Speaker 1: We told him to calm down. He kept drinking, finished
Speaker 1: his drinks, left with drinks to go by himself. I'm
Speaker 1: here in the did it once? He's driving? No, No, no,
Speaker 1: what the want. But because I love pit Bull and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one thing he said that I'll
Speaker 1: never forget. They save they gave pit Bull the key
Speaker 1: to the city, and he said, how ironic I used
Speaker 1: to sell keys in this city? Did you give me
Speaker 1: the key to I remember back when he used to
Speaker 1: wear a little French phrase in its head. But he's
Speaker 1: a total boss and I like him with a little
Speaker 1: tight hands. That's something you said earlier, is what I
Speaker 1: was saying. Okay, you texted, you should have said, take
Speaker 1: my penchion, texted he'll recognize me now, I send that
Speaker 1: to Okay. So one of the things I was telling
Speaker 1: my friend the other day, I was like, everyone who
Speaker 1: kind of like grew up in the late eighties and
Speaker 1: early eighties, they actually smote crack before, right, But she
Speaker 1: jokingly said that you did you mean that Nick? I
Speaker 1: could crack. I could cook a rock right now? The
Speaker 1: worst thing ever, worst ever, worst worst thing ever. Look
Speaker 1: at noriing googling met her because I know you that,
Speaker 1: I know you got nothing. No the crack definitely didn't
Speaker 1: know about the robbery. But were you even interested? Crazy?
Speaker 1: We are here, we are, let us we have you here,
Speaker 1: but he didn't like this. He was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: because trying everybody else he does all the time. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be on point. I'm trying to be on point.
Speaker 1: You're president, I hearing google you was president of the
Speaker 1: United States. So but back then, a lot of people
Speaker 1: used to think a lot of people now when they
Speaker 1: think about people that smoked crack back they think like, oh,
Speaker 1: they were crackheads or what that. But back then there's
Speaker 1: a different era. Like one some of the most drug dealers,
Speaker 1: people I knew had the most money I knew, was
Speaker 1: smoking crack because at first it was looked at like
Speaker 1: cocaine's cousin. Right, it was as cocaine's cousin. It was
Speaker 1: like this was kind of fly. Oh no, that wasn't
Speaker 1: when you was doing it. Now I'm looking at look
Speaker 1: at trying to say, man, so what was it like
Speaker 1: in your experience. But first of all, let me just
Speaker 1: say what nobody says. Crack was azing. You say you
Speaker 1: don't get you don't get hooked. Coin sucked up that ship.
Speaker 1: That ship was amazing. It was amazing. Nancy Reagan was wrong.
Speaker 1: But now I said the reason she said, just say no,
Speaker 1: I said that bit I never hit a pipe in
Speaker 1: her life. She wouldn't just be able to say just now, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, Nancy, actually listen to you, Nancy. No, it
Speaker 1: was it was amazing. Yeah, it really was. This is
Speaker 1: the eighties. This is this is because I don't think
Speaker 1: the first for drink okay cool. I remember when um
Speaker 1: first started, when people was like using ether and all
Speaker 1: this ship and everybody was cooking their own before you
Speaker 1: could buy it, already cooked, was ready rock, ready rock,
Speaker 1: which was amazing too. I was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: ain't gotta cook it, just damn um. But you know,
Speaker 1: it's absolutely the devil. It's the thing I regret one
Speaker 1: of the biggest regrets of my life. Away sted a
Speaker 1: lot of money and a lot of time, but at
Speaker 1: this time in Oakland, California, you couldn't even have a
Speaker 1: friend if you didn't have no doubt, Like nobody would
Speaker 1: come over your motherfucking house unless you had a rock.
Speaker 1: I was doing comedy, I was getting paid in cash.
Speaker 1: I lived in a little area where everybody knew me,
Speaker 1: didn'tnew I was coming out with some money. They started
Speaker 1: to the nail. Let me have three dollars, alright, bitch,
Speaker 1: and bring me one too, you know. And then it
Speaker 1: started to lonely, you know, didn't have nobody because I
Speaker 1: get off work at fucking one two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Nobody comes home from work and go straight to sleep.
Speaker 1: You know. I wanted, you know, staying me, watch TV,
Speaker 1: do whatever. I can't talk to nobody on the phone.
Speaker 1: Nobody want to talk to you. Nobody saying they're working.
Speaker 1: You want to talk to you too, dirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: But the dope man, well he'll come over, so oh wow,
Speaker 1: probably right there. So uh, if you ever smoke crack,
Speaker 1: no no never, never to put it in a joint,
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no no no. But I took Molly,
Speaker 1: and I feel to say you comparing Molly, yes, never never.
Speaker 1: So we had ascid and shipped Back in my day,
Speaker 1: people asked, we have paper, asked, but mine was. I
Speaker 1: liked were orange sunshine as well, but mine I like
Speaker 1: purple micro dot. Baby damn. That was some fun and
Speaker 1: what would it do? It was? But this was mescaline,
Speaker 1: let's kill I took. I messed that before was yellow. Um,
Speaker 1: it just was a fun I don't like drugs that
Speaker 1: ain't fun, like cocaine. After a while. That ship ain't fun.
Speaker 1: But crack is fun versus just regular cocaine. And it wasn't.
Speaker 1: This is let's let's call it early crack, only crack
Speaker 1: chemist organic. It was fine. Could you like, we can
Speaker 1: make a pattern to a little rock and look this
Speaker 1: as a maze like a magic trip. Three weeks later,
Speaker 1: but you don't try. No, don't try to set kids
Speaker 1: three weeks later. You don't come on three weeks later
Speaker 1: when you were likee, you ain't been out to have
Speaker 1: I still got all the same floor that on that
Speaker 1: picture three weeks ago. No, that wasn't me. I'm my
Speaker 1: I was. I was like a high class drug user,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean I didn't miss those shows. Um,
Speaker 1: I was like picking up to kill a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I'll be right and right there, miss Johnson. So you don't,
Speaker 1: honestly seriously if you don't think you developed a serious habit. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was serious. Are you sing kidding? Get out getting
Speaker 1: serious everybody's drug habit on back and get serious sounds
Speaker 1: very funny. Crash happy hour, You gone something? You can
Speaker 1: see him looking when you said crackers, enjoy Nick, start
Speaker 1: thinking like, well, like everybody like I want to I
Speaker 1: want to make sure before Crack make comeback. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying one day. Just you know, it's not for everybody,
Speaker 1: It's not. I can't be speak of it in a
Speaker 1: comedic way now because I have overcome. But it was
Speaker 1: some very dark days and some very stupid ship was done,
Speaker 1: and a lot of money was motherfucking fucked off and
Speaker 1: scandalous ship. I did all that ship. I'm not above
Speaker 1: saying I did all that ship, you know, and I
Speaker 1: regret things, you know, But the redemption is when you
Speaker 1: turn your life around and when you end up winning
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, it ain't like I guess. I just
Speaker 1: got back from Oakland. I just literally I was driving
Speaker 1: through the streets and that's the last time I've seen
Speaker 1: people straight up smoken Crack with stems right up. We'll
Speaker 1: go to Kensington Park and Phil. Don't don't do Oakland
Speaker 1: like that. They got plenty motherfucking places. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: drove through. They got plenty. Say the funk out of there.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? North? What was you doing? And
Speaker 1: what was you doing? That was the birthday party? What
Speaker 1: was you Yeah? We had a great we had a
Speaker 1: great time. Yeah, I got something scar, and you know
Speaker 1: it's crazy about us. To be clear, they all told
Speaker 1: us take everything out the car. You can't leave nothing
Speaker 1: in the car. It's a smashing grab capital. Smashing grab capital.
Speaker 1: But she'd be surprised who's doing smashing grab Well that too,
Speaker 1: but you'd be surprised that something people just leaving the car,
Speaker 1: I mean, and sometimes you have to leave you in
Speaker 1: the car, but you don't get god to get cads slipping.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to dinner because of that.
Speaker 1: I was. I was going on the dinner the last
Speaker 1: then bringing a little man bag in the restaurant with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, probably no, but you right, probably we don't
Speaker 1: want to. We don't want to take that chance, he said,
Speaker 1: he's giving dinner, staying in the hotel. Go straighten it up. Uh,
Speaker 1: but you know where we ate that. We ate that
Speaker 1: mot what is it? Moto? So to Italy it was
Speaker 1: fantastic and then we ate that. Um, look, Brenda's, Brenda's
Speaker 1: heard of Brenda's. It's soulful. She cook her ass out
Speaker 1: to it might have been her spin. And there was
Speaker 1: nothing but homeless people outside. It was like whoa. And
Speaker 1: then they said in front of the spot, I said,
Speaker 1: be aware of pickpockets and loose women. I had never
Speaker 1: seen that type of side before in my life. What's
Speaker 1: that pickpockets? That means straight up these and then loose
Speaker 1: women made straight up? That was like, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: ship different to loose the level. This is a different
Speaker 1: type of city makes it said. Let me let me,
Speaker 1: let me take this out of man god, I want
Speaker 1: to ask them quite since that the people in the
Speaker 1: audience would like to. Let's go, okay, Nor, you've been
Speaker 1: married a long time. How many years we've been together? Six?
Speaker 1: Two years, I believe, married eleven? Did she got to
Speaker 1: get that right? Or what you do? U? Did she
Speaker 1: from what bro are you from? You? From queens? From
Speaker 1: queen or your wife from Jersey in Miami? Okay? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and then you what's your relationships that you gotta feel
Speaker 1: He didn't propose and didn't tell none of us. You
Speaker 1: can put it on. I guess two kids with her,
Speaker 1: You got two kids. You got two kids from your
Speaker 1: baby mama. And now you have done the honorable thing,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna man, man, that's good even from some
Speaker 1: good motherfucker's I know now now, now, you're dju and
Speaker 1: so who have you Jane for before? And how did
Speaker 1: YouTube link up? That's a long story, but making sure
Speaker 1: I like it. He came down here to promote component Oriega. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had, I had a hip hop store, I was
Speaker 1: a mixtape dj was a DJ do not things out here,
Speaker 1: so that they brought him to me to promote, right,
Speaker 1: and we connected and then we did a lot. How
Speaker 1: many years ago it was seven? She trying to let
Speaker 1: us know how old we are. We not taking a
Speaker 1: shot for that. That's beauty. We thank you for that.
Speaker 1: And look, by the way, look it all my shots.
Speaker 1: I took my sides once she took it. Yea. Every
Speaker 1: time I take a shot, I put it there so
Speaker 1: I can know how many times I'll tell you all
Speaker 1: that ers chers No, but that's dope. So I'm going
Speaker 1: for her late night and do thinking we would producing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we see it, We see it, Yo. We got, we got,
Speaker 1: we got, and we got back. Yeah. Play We're gonna try. No, no, no, listen,
Speaker 1: all you gotta do is have me spin off the
Speaker 1: motherfucking uh Draak Champ. Spin off motherfucking the Female. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying to flip we will come over
Speaker 1: the girls saying because somebody gonna stop. I just want
Speaker 1: to ask the question, you know, because then just watched
Speaker 1: the Drink Champs too, and they want to know things
Speaker 1: to you know what I'm saying, You're gonna be the
Speaker 1: first guest to get with yalla to come out. Let's
Speaker 1: speak at two eight assistance. Let's speak at two assistance
Speaker 1: were you want to be the first one to get
Speaker 1: with y'all to come out. But she does like me,
Speaker 1: let's go, I need the super Bowl. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: the first one or maybe that's the pilot off rip
Speaker 1: pilot need to do. And if it's raining, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have an umbrella. Oh my god, but I'm not sending
Speaker 1: with my questions. Sorry, go ahead. So you're from where
Speaker 1: by where in l Ae l a Miami Cuban family,
Speaker 1: Cuban parents commit nationality? Okay, okay, yeah I love that
Speaker 1: love killings. Yeah that's a black Cuban. Cubans are black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Cubans are black. Thing. This could dance his ass off
Speaker 1: right there were where was that right next door? Right
Speaker 1: next door? That motherfucker started out himself like this and
Speaker 1: don't play me cheap. Daddy. He looked like being still
Speaker 1: in a long cane, Paul, that's what he killed that.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but you know that's what I love about
Speaker 1: being in Miami. It's the Cubans cause you'll see black
Speaker 1: people you think, just a regular a black person, and
Speaker 1: say what's up, player, and you're like, hey, Mimi, Oh
Speaker 1: I got so much fun. We almost done. The next
Speaker 1: bottle of champagne. Iron skirt, iron skirt, not on a
Speaker 1: regular night. What do you drink? Okay? I got a
Speaker 1: present for you guys. Okay, So some people know I
Speaker 1: have a website Hayley Neil dot com, and I have
Speaker 1: merchandise and I just bought y'all one of these Cristo
Speaker 1: you get taken out of the flask, taken for the
Speaker 1: photographs better and mean, It's gonna be found on my
Speaker 1: website and I want you to wear them somewhere and
Speaker 1: put in the next episode that episode weird you don't
Speaker 1: play with? Look at that bench is flying out the back?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so luck that's bomb right,
Speaker 1: goddamn you wow you like it? Next episode? That makes
Speaker 1: any for that? So let me know I'm not fining ahead.
Speaker 1: So then at what age did you start DJ? And
Speaker 1: how did you? And uh? I love I love the
Speaker 1: gangster name that you had when you you know, you
Speaker 1: go yes, So when did you start? I started officially
Speaker 1: DJ and when I was eighteen at house parties, I
Speaker 1: couldn't I couldn't afford turntable, so before they had to
Speaker 1: tape decks and I was I was a positive. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a post tape DJ becusette. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: would be able to take had hand me down tape
Speaker 1: decks and I could pitch it And that was hard
Speaker 1: work on that, on that because and Nori, what about
Speaker 1: you when you started rapping? I was rapping in jail.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the truth. I tried to wrap. I
Speaker 1: had the worst rap name ever in hip hop history.
Speaker 1: What was your charge? First of all to the murder? Okay?
Speaker 1: And okay, don't you want to talk Oh we can
Speaker 1: talk about my bank robbery, but you don't want to
Speaker 1: talk about that, okay. But I had my rap name
Speaker 1: was m cy y'ahoo with the ball to be And
Speaker 1: that's my that's myridulum. It's horrible and none of my friends,
Speaker 1: none of my friends had to occur. Did we ever say,
Speaker 1: how did you get that name, I just made it up.
Speaker 1: How did you do that name? Because I wanted like
Speaker 1: Grandmaster or such. So all of that you came up
Speaker 1: with yo who with the board because I don't want
Speaker 1: to I want to wait. So he was like up
Speaker 1: and see, yeah, I wanted to stre I wanted to
Speaker 1: stress like grand Master, you know how they masters. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to use this yeah who? And I always
Speaker 1: had a ball head. So but when he was when
Speaker 1: he was moving with because I used to drink, Yeah,
Speaker 1: didn't drink the drink you who you? Yeah? Y'all from
Speaker 1: you to yeahoo yea chocolate milk. That's cricket. It was
Speaker 1: the era. That's how he was creative in New York.
Speaker 1: And that's right. And it was like it wanted to
Speaker 1: have a long name. Having a short name was you know.
Speaker 1: You know this is back with the cardboard box on
Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah yeah, I still will hip hop hip
Speaker 1: hopping fifty years. I know, hip hop years happened. You
Speaker 1: noticed the first time he said happy birthday the hip
Speaker 1: hop on this show fifty years. We gotta we gotta,
Speaker 1: we gotta thank hip hop for giving us all these opportunities,
Speaker 1: so many opportunities. They taught hip hop would go away. Well,
Speaker 1: the white pros used to wish that Rock and Road
Speaker 1: would go away, and everybody wish that hip hop would
Speaker 1: go away. But I mean hip hop is spread like
Speaker 1: motherfucking Corona and it's everywhere, and there's some of the greatest.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, what would the world be
Speaker 1: without a bus the rhyme? You know what would it
Speaker 1: be without a tribe called question E, P, M, D N,
Speaker 1: Public Enemy, No God W E, forty Hey and now
Speaker 1: and now Mount Westmore, Mount Westmore we got coming up.
Speaker 1: I think we got like the three of them as
Speaker 1: cool with it. It's usually never snoop usually, and I
Speaker 1: was just short a couple of weeks ago. Two weeks
Speaker 1: ago we did a thank tank but okay, so we
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. Hold on, thank thank me.
Speaker 1: A lot of the thing we did was because he's
Speaker 1: from Oakland. I'm from Oakland. We both came through the
Speaker 1: SOB Television Network ERA, which was a black owner and
Speaker 1: operated television station in open California before B E T
Speaker 1: or anything like that. So that's why I said it
Speaker 1: was popular. Before I came to l A, I was
Speaker 1: already taking pictures. I was already signing autographs. I was
Speaker 1: already doing that ship before ever came to l A
Speaker 1: and Short as well, and so we played a part
Speaker 1: of that. So they're doing a documentary on that. So
Speaker 1: we were at Short Studio and I did my part
Speaker 1: and then he did this you hit that's that thing?
Speaker 1: Thank Like they say, you ever hit a corner like
Speaker 1: they say my column, You hit the corner like you
Speaker 1: spend a corner like ghost right the web? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know something? Yeah, is that the same hit the corners?
Speaker 1: Just widing out? You know when the East Coast people
Speaker 1: try to use West Coast like we always try, just
Speaker 1: like when saying and we're from l A, right, so
Speaker 1: don't try to you know what. You know what's crazy.
Speaker 1: But when I'm thinking about the West Coast and the
Speaker 1: East Coast, right when I go to Oakland, I feel like,
Speaker 1: like just like New York exactly, Like it's like it's
Speaker 1: like there's there's bumbs there. Yeah, and it's like it's
Speaker 1: like it's it's almost the same thing. You gotta the
Speaker 1: same way. You gotta be on point in Oakland. You
Speaker 1: gotta be on point in the city. And where I
Speaker 1: moved from into Oakland and where I moved to in
Speaker 1: l A. Is the same because you said you live
Speaker 1: in the Crisshow this right? Break that down for people
Speaker 1: who don't know, because everyone thinks of Chris Shaw and
Speaker 1: they think of boys in the hood. They think a
Speaker 1: bit of South Center. Actually they think of Nipsey now
Speaker 1: when they okay, yeah, and I'm like three older, I'm older,
Speaker 1: so that the younger generation think of Nipsey. The older
Speaker 1: generation think of these old movies. When they heard Chris
Speaker 1: Shaw and they drove past Chris Shaw, they see it
Speaker 1: was graffiti. This is the only sign on on whatever
Speaker 1: the highway is that had graffiti on it. When you
Speaker 1: passed through Chris Shaw. Clints got a bad rap. No
Speaker 1: it's not. I mean it used to be let like.
Speaker 1: It used to be used to be fun letting. Then
Speaker 1: they used to be violent and it let as well.
Speaker 1: But when I moved there, that was pretty over you know,
Speaker 1: not overfed. Um No, it wasn't it beginning to be
Speaker 1: gentrified now they got hope fools. Um. But they did
Speaker 1: close the Ralphs, and I take offense to that. Um up,
Speaker 1: they closed the I like Albertson's just saying, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's that other? Should you guys got public public public
Speaker 1: when Dacy that's country, you say, but Oakland. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: glad that you have been coming to the experience. I
Speaker 1: glad you like fab fabig, got shot, gotta shopped up.
Speaker 1: I stop Fabia hold on? Oh yeah, because I get
Speaker 1: mixed up, Belie. Yeah. No, Queenshaw is you're saying this
Speaker 1: nice neighborhoods and Quinshaw really is Chris Shaw City. It's
Speaker 1: an area, a district, okay, like we would say a barrow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could say cres okay. The Crenshaw District encompasses uh,
Speaker 1: you know different areas within that as well, like you
Speaker 1: know the Parkist and maybe the in Show district and
Speaker 1: other little uh who's the Angelists a sort of in
Speaker 1: the Crenshaw district. It's a little you know, it's an
Speaker 1: area in in l A. Is so big and it
Speaker 1: got so many different areas that crazy. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm okay because I'm not one to live above
Speaker 1: my means. Number one, I'm very comfortable, very safe when
Speaker 1: I'm at my neighborhood. Digs me, I dig them. I've
Speaker 1: been there for many years. My kid grew up there,
Speaker 1: and you know, I also have multiple other sort of
Speaker 1: like little residences and offices, and I wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to have that if I was trying to prepay a
Speaker 1: mortgage in a place where I really don't even spend
Speaker 1: any time. I'm on the road so much that it's
Speaker 1: only like a very little time I spend at home,
Speaker 1: So I don't feel the everybody like my house, my house,
Speaker 1: my house. Just well, when you're single, you know, it's
Speaker 1: easier to just say, hey, come fix your motherfucker water
Speaker 1: heater player then it is to buy a new water heater.
Speaker 1: You know, my roof is they can get the funk
Speaker 1: over here and fix it. If you are a single woman,
Speaker 1: you feel me if you don't have a man that
Speaker 1: could do it, and you gotta get contract, you don't
Speaker 1: know about it, they're gonna take advantage of you because
Speaker 1: you know, so I just read bade to be somebody
Speaker 1: else's problem. In the meantime, I came in for five
Speaker 1: places for what i'd be paying for money. Now I'm
Speaker 1: not saying this is the thing to do. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, people be like you shouldn't be telling people.
Speaker 1: You should be telling to telling their own ship, and
Speaker 1: you should. But on the land, not the building. Come
Speaker 1: on own ship if you don't on the land. Word
Speaker 1: now one of the one of the craziest things I've
Speaker 1: seen going to late because people bought me the ball
Speaker 1: within Hills. Right, yeah, wait a minute, and let me
Speaker 1: say something about that. One more thing. If you buy
Speaker 1: a house and you don't buy it out right, like
Speaker 1: if you're not fucking goose you man or something like that.
Speaker 1: Now you are bragging that you got a house, but
Speaker 1: really the motherfucking bank own it. And so I don't
Speaker 1: feel until I can buy a house out right, I
Speaker 1: just don't want to be. I don't have a morbid
Speaker 1: fear of loose. I've been evicted before and stuff, and
Speaker 1: I have a morbid fear being put the funk out.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to be in a house that
Speaker 1: really to bank own and that some ship happened. I
Speaker 1: could be put the funk out depending on the circumstance.
Speaker 1: That's just me. I don't I don't assist my thing.
Speaker 1: So about Baldwin Hills though it is a black Beverly Hills,
Speaker 1: I'll kid you not. That's like I forget. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: brought me to it to it first, right, And I
Speaker 1: remember me thinking like it was so nice. I almost
Speaker 1: thought they were lying because I was from New York
Speaker 1: and I've never was used to black people having houses,
Speaker 1: let alone land, let alone property. And I remember people
Speaker 1: bringing me to that about five years ago, maybe two
Speaker 1: years ago. I remember me going to that recently and saying,
Speaker 1: not only is that neighborhood sustained, it's even gotten better
Speaker 1: and it's beautiful. And they had a TV show, didn't
Speaker 1: have a TV show called ball there about the about
Speaker 1: the black elite kids up in bothering Hires And I
Speaker 1: loved that show and um, and they used real locations
Speaker 1: simply host them all this type of stuff, which is
Speaker 1: I was in that that new movie, Eddie new movie.
Speaker 1: But um are you people? Yeah, I George Show. I
Speaker 1: loved it. I got you know, I got some things
Speaker 1: to say about that. But the area, it's where like
Speaker 1: I continue attorneys to have a house. I think, Um,
Speaker 1: I think some temptations used to live up there. Uh
Speaker 1: maybe Johnny Cochrane, I don't know. It was some very
Speaker 1: um amazing black folks that used to live up there.
Speaker 1: A lot of doctors and lawyers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: That's why they did that. Baldwin Hill Show. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's dope to see that because a
Speaker 1: lot of people. You know, one time I went to
Speaker 1: Turks and Cackos and um, I remember going there and
Speaker 1: me walking through a whole black, rich neighborhood and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is Wakonda, Like holy sh it, like
Speaker 1: this is real life of all of us things. We
Speaker 1: gotta go to do Bo to see that, or go
Speaker 1: to to do You Radio or Wakonda. I'm glad to
Speaker 1: hear that. I haven't been. I haven't been there yet,
Speaker 1: but the one but I have been to Africa and
Speaker 1: the thing that blow blows my mind or Jamaica is
Speaker 1: to go to the hotel and the hotel manager is
Speaker 1: black and the concert it was just black, and then
Speaker 1: the housekeepers are black. But it's not just the housekeepers
Speaker 1: in the cooks, the executives of black and charge of
Speaker 1: tourism is black. And to see that that makes you go, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, you sort of feel like this is what
Speaker 1: it's supposed to You really get that feeling like this
Speaker 1: is what it's supposed to feel like. Okay, yeah, even
Speaker 1: like and god bless what, Like, I know, a lot
Speaker 1: of the Black Islands is probably maybe I'm wrong with
Speaker 1: this because so I don't want to say this because
Speaker 1: we always get slacked being wrong. Um, but to me,
Speaker 1: I felt like the richest black in the in the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: To me, I could be wrong. It's not fact. Well,
Speaker 1: this is how I felt to you. You precluded that
Speaker 1: by said I felt to you. But I kid you not.
Speaker 1: I was there one day and I walked on the block,
Speaker 1: and then I walked on the next block, and I
Speaker 1: walked to the next block at every single family looks
Speaker 1: just like me, and I was just like I had
Speaker 1: never seen that before. Lot of beautiful, black, opulent living
Speaker 1: outside of this bunk bitch has United States? You know,
Speaker 1: there really is. And if we didn't have such fears
Speaker 1: of the unknown or of leaving our grandma and Grandma,
Speaker 1: we ain't gonna leave, you know. If we could uproot
Speaker 1: everybody we love and take him there, maybe that you
Speaker 1: know it's hard to leave with and go somewhere where
Speaker 1: you don't know. I believe you know. And you got
Speaker 1: your relatives here and you know they don't you know Grandma,
Speaker 1: don't you want to leave her two bedroom motherfucking house,
Speaker 1: let alone go to a different place. So how are
Speaker 1: you gonna do that flying back and forth. It's very
Speaker 1: hard to leave. But motherfucker say hey, niggers, go back
Speaker 1: to Africa. We'd be like, please can we how can
Speaker 1: we do it? You know, how can we do that?
Speaker 1: We got Michael Black's been coming up and he built
Speaker 1: the whole school. I know that. That's yeah, and that
Speaker 1: and that's why I forgive him for doing all little
Speaker 1: stupid ratchet reality shows that he did. You sadly had
Speaker 1: a bag so that he could build a school. I
Speaker 1: forgive you mine. Come, yeah, but he took all that
Speaker 1: old reality bullshit win build. That's cool, and that's why
Speaker 1: you know I don't have no foundations and nothing like that.
Speaker 1: I would like to be able to do that. So
Speaker 1: when I get my late night show that I would
Speaker 1: give me the Well Chappelle is supposed to be producing
Speaker 1: my Netflix special. Goddamn that. I think I'll be able
Speaker 1: to make some more moves, you know after that, because
Speaker 1: I don't need to hit licks no more. I need
Speaker 1: a lump some of money. I need a lump which
Speaker 1: count I need? I need a lunk. Oh, I'll be
Speaker 1: talking to them. I should be talking to you. Why
Speaker 1: you didn't tell me that y'all full of chip let
Speaker 1: me know, but doesn't come over there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're talking to Sunny. Sunny wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for neglecting the people at this angle. Take
Speaker 1: out my best I ain't even looking at Mama edited
Speaker 1: that out. It's my favorite phrase. Okay, well I'm back.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm glad that you like I lay. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you're like open. I love New York. Now I'm
Speaker 1: not made for it. I'm not built for New York.
Speaker 1: Why you say that, because there's a lot of walking.
Speaker 1: I'm way too bood you. Motherfucker's New York got the
Speaker 1: tightest asses. If anybody in the United States, you just
Speaker 1: like you, I said my act you bit just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's just two blocks down, half a mile later. I like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck you know? I'm gonna tell you a secret.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a secret. It depends on where
Speaker 1: you're at in New York. There's certain people with certain
Speaker 1: boroughs that don't even have elevators, and to them, to
Speaker 1: them walking, it just doesn't seem like my motherfucking nephew
Speaker 1: it's going to dive when he sees it. Used to live.
Speaker 1: I think in Manhattan, right. I said, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: visit you, nephew. He's like, okay, and kith that's how
Speaker 1: he talked. And so I get to a spot, I
Speaker 1: get out of the cab. Not at uber. That's how
Speaker 1: long ago. Just wasn't got the cab. Yeah, okay, he's
Speaker 1: from what's that grandson to the grand Yeah yeah, And
Speaker 1: so I and so we get out there, we get
Speaker 1: my suitcase, everything. We go inside the door of the apartment.
Speaker 1: I said it was the elevator. He said, oh, we
Speaker 1: don't have an elevator. I said what, And I said,
Speaker 1: what fucking Floyd do you live on? It felt like
Speaker 1: it was a fifth motherfucker's floor didn't go Yo, they
Speaker 1: didn't go one to three one. That that I'm like that.
Speaker 1: I don't let you pay two hundred dollars of my play.
Speaker 1: It was the tiniest ever been. You can sit on
Speaker 1: the toilet and frying egg on the stove at the
Speaker 1: same time. That's how small this motherfucker was. The shower
Speaker 1: was in like a closet, like and the motherfucker at
Speaker 1: tempted you sit in the office share you got your rock, yo,
Speaker 1: I said, how do you do your laundry? How do
Speaker 1: you carry that ship up? And what do you do?
Speaker 1: What about groceries? Like when you come up and down
Speaker 1: the steps with this you live here voluntarily? Uh? That ship.
Speaker 1: That's why I know y'all the baddest New York Listen.
Speaker 1: I know a dude right now that has the apartment
Speaker 1: like it's twenty eight hundred and they're about to raise
Speaker 1: its tool for three thousand, and he has to use
Speaker 1: the community shower. That's why when I say, no, know,
Speaker 1: what you're saying is it's just like on the floor,
Speaker 1: five people, that's on the floor. But you gotta wait,
Speaker 1: you gotta wake up and actually like like you gotta go.
Speaker 1: You know jasp that's jail shower three thousand, gotten down
Speaker 1: three thousand. Why but he smacked dead in the middle
Speaker 1: of everything. That's not that's not your forfeit. I mean
Speaker 1: to him, it is. He's crazy. He has no complaints,
Speaker 1: he has complaints. He has no complaint, and we have
Speaker 1: the internet right now for that ship. He's gonna be
Speaker 1: smacked an he's stiff in his dream. He's not far
Speaker 1: from the Empire State Building, not far from to the top.
Speaker 1: And then jumped and fun out and when he catches
Speaker 1: that herd fees from that dirty as shower, it's four
Speaker 1: four four. I'm gonna go take a pistol crazy, take
Speaker 1: it to five. No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: That was bullshit. So I know you guys have a
Speaker 1: little tricky apartment like that out here. No, I want
Speaker 1: to take it to the shot with you. I was
Speaker 1: gonna ask, Okay, well, let's do it now. You know
Speaker 1: who I do like like my my other nephews and queens,
Speaker 1: but I like I like Jersey, Jersey. Yeah, I frequently
Speaker 1: airbnb this house in Jersey, and I really I really
Speaker 1: like it at this Airbnb type of person. And you know,
Speaker 1: for my team, like if I'm coming be in town
Speaker 1: five days, why paying from five hotel rooms one the
Speaker 1: Airbnb and my assistant got coups years over there. It's
Speaker 1: also a chef like BUTTI five certifist double he got
Speaker 1: he like a Jamaica Yeah yeah, yeah, he got like
Speaker 1: nine jobs. So you know, we just uh what you
Speaker 1: cat instacot the food to the house and he'll cook
Speaker 1: for everybody and it's more of a family type thing.
Speaker 1: And I like that. And do you cook? I cooked
Speaker 1: like a motherfucker. But the only thing is that only
Speaker 1: two things, three things. I cook soul food, right, I
Speaker 1: don't cook like Italian food. And you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm a soul food beast. I can make whole Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: Christmas dinners by myself. No spicy biga ton huh No,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do all that. I can
Speaker 1: only make soul food. Spaghetti that's Italian, by the way.
Speaker 1: I know the battle how you make it, whether it's
Speaker 1: Italian or not, how you make here. But you know,
Speaker 1: I make spaghetti and and a good, really great breakfast
Speaker 1: and ship like that. Motherfucker maga's need so tell us,
Speaker 1: tell us what's in the Christmas dinner? Okay, my Christmas dinner.
Speaker 1: First of all, I held daddy even even watching me.
Speaker 1: I know what happened. This went over my head. I
Speaker 1: do a turkey in it's a family recipe, and do
Speaker 1: a turkey in a paper bag type thing. It's not fried,
Speaker 1: it's not fried. It's like black magic. I do a
Speaker 1: turkey I usually do a primary of and I also
Speaker 1: always just have one small ham from the honey baked
Speaker 1: place because my daughter likes it. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear from nobody about my motherfucking honey baked ham. We
Speaker 1: get the little one. We don't even have ham left over.
Speaker 1: The don't funk with me on the two days aufter
Speaker 1: year alone, don't talk to me about the two days
Speaker 1: out the yere. Okay, there's the meats two days years
Speaker 1: giving the Christmas fun with you about your hair don't continue.
Speaker 1: But it's not even me. I get it from my daughter. Okay.
Speaker 1: So there's the turkey, the primary of the ham. I
Speaker 1: usually have gone. And I have you got sauces in
Speaker 1: your gumbo? Yes? I do? Yes? Out here being a while, Okay,
Speaker 1: take the park sauce. You're talking about. Give somebody a
Speaker 1: option without the porky. I even give him option without
Speaker 1: the seafood. So I do do that, sorry, okay. And
Speaker 1: then dressing and gravy, mashed potatoes, um my greens. I
Speaker 1: called my super greens because my recipe is college curly mustards, mustards,
Speaker 1: kale turnups, back choy cabage. I've got all the greens together,
Speaker 1: and you got pork in there too. It's the color
Speaker 1: green turkey next turkey in your greens? Yes, annoy, I
Speaker 1: have I have, I have a ham hog in my green.
Speaker 1: I can cook a punk bit other polock greens, but
Speaker 1: not greens without I can do that. I've done the
Speaker 1: smoke turkey neck too, But now I'm cold confused, not
Speaker 1: for me, and it's my holiday and that's what I want.
Speaker 1: I don't. Don't you know I've done. I'm done all that.
Speaker 1: But you know when I was growing up, we didn't
Speaker 1: get all this custom bullshit. It's like, this is what
Speaker 1: it is either to be hung and I don't eat
Speaker 1: a bit. Shut you gonna eat this? Howay? You know?
Speaker 1: These kids got all kind of requirements and ship like
Speaker 1: your mama is a short order cook. Bitch. I made
Speaker 1: magpritat it meed low and cabin eat it the dog
Speaker 1: give a fuck what? And I don't do cereal in
Speaker 1: my house. I would never fed no cereal, never fed
Speaker 1: my daughter no cereal hot breakfast. I'm from Arkansas. We
Speaker 1: do eggs and ship like that. Okay, So let's put
Speaker 1: this to Christmas? So could so? Then I have my
Speaker 1: macrooni and cheese. But my macaroni and cheese? How many
Speaker 1: cheeses hold on my macaroni and cheese has been bombed?
Speaker 1: Un Tell my chef assistant made macaroni and cheese for me.
Speaker 1: I caught this last and it was sort of like
Speaker 1: you know, Patty LaBelle got a macrooni and cheese and
Speaker 1: got like seven cheeses in it. This motherfucker was like
Speaker 1: that I'm talking about. You take the spoon and going, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting hungry, just so you know, like that macro
Speaker 1: and cheese, some sweet potatoes as well, and I think
Speaker 1: that's it was maybe a sweep potato pie or a
Speaker 1: red velvet cake, which I did not care, so I
Speaker 1: don't beg Okay, let's break down the spaghetti. Spaghetti first,
Speaker 1: I do start with a name brand spaghetti over here,
Speaker 1: but over here in this pot, I'm gonna take some
Speaker 1: olive oil with something. I saw this in The Godfather,
Speaker 1: very thinly sliced garlic. Let's see. I keep garlic marinading
Speaker 1: and grape seed and grape seed when they did it
Speaker 1: in jail. Yeah, yeah, and they had to raise the
Speaker 1: blade and he say, this is crazy. You said you
Speaker 1: didn't do Italian. This is exactly okay, But I said,
Speaker 1: I cook forgetting that. Okay, okay, okay, let's continue. I
Speaker 1: want to say I take that, I take the garlic
Speaker 1: and oil and some onions, and I do that and
Speaker 1: then I will mix that. So no, and I asked
Speaker 1: some mushrooms and sometimes some black olives, and I'll mix
Speaker 1: that together, and then I'll mix the sauce in with that.
Speaker 1: I let that, man, and then I just drew my
Speaker 1: you know, my my bostock. And I like angelo hair
Speaker 1: a lot. I like the way it fields in my mouth. Okay,
Speaker 1: here possible? Alright, my man, the last one you said
Speaker 1: it's breakfast. I'm interested in how you're gonna break down
Speaker 1: this breakfast. I hate to tell you right now there's
Speaker 1: more pork involved. No, I can tell. I can tell.
Speaker 1: I can tell. So you don't bacon if I could
Speaker 1: find it. Okay, I've only ever had one turkey bacon
Speaker 1: that I can eat, and it was an oscar my
Speaker 1: microwave with boscar mine. Because turkey bacon is more like
Speaker 1: beef jerky to me. It's showy. I like my ship crisp.
Speaker 1: Even when I eat pork bacon. I don't like it
Speaker 1: rom flimsy. I like my ship like a potato chip.
Speaker 1: About chicken sauces. You ever tried that chicken sausage I eat?
Speaker 1: But I don't like that ship too sweet. I don't
Speaker 1: like that, you know, apple chicken. I don't like nothing
Speaker 1: too sweet. I don't like when they wrap it around.
Speaker 1: Right now, there's a different I'll be like, listen, I
Speaker 1: don't wouldn't be different with me. I'm not nabs. You
Speaker 1: are a lyrical let's go, let's go. So you don't
Speaker 1: don't focus your sauces neither. No, but I fun with chicken, okay.
Speaker 1: So all right, So if I come over your house, right,
Speaker 1: no whatever, I don't eat porker beef, eat chicken. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I would maybe bank you some salmon or maybe
Speaker 1: syriut uh, you know, because love language pan syriuc sun,
Speaker 1: you think, because he got lost at that point. My
Speaker 1: only fashion because you ever had somebody come to the
Speaker 1: house that don't eat porker beef? Yeah? Okay? And so
Speaker 1: I w was do fishing grits and maybe need some
Speaker 1: potatoes onions as well, some wheat toast from the because
Speaker 1: I buy this bread from the it's called the Black
Speaker 1: Bread Company, and it's a black bread company and it's
Speaker 1: called the Black Bread Company. And they probably got to
Speaker 1: hear the shot shout out to the black bread Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I have them send me my bread, and
Speaker 1: so I probably make your toast. Now that's the Amazon.
Speaker 1: She's like subscriptions, but uh, you know, just maybe like
Speaker 1: like that and then maybe your eggs however you like
Speaker 1: them with cheese and green onion with a little sauce
Speaker 1: on top of avocado on the side, you know, or
Speaker 1: maybe just maybe make you a little omelet egg white
Speaker 1: omelet or whatever like that. Oh yeah, once you eat
Speaker 1: my food and eat some other things, you ain't going,
Speaker 1: no man my food telling anybody what are we on fool? Right?
Speaker 1: But we're on fool. This brother right here, it is
Speaker 1: our director. He's everything. If he was to come to
Speaker 1: your house, he's vegan and he's jamaking vegan too, so
Speaker 1: he's gonna ask no whattereez no cheese. If he said
Speaker 1: it like that didn't get any motherfucking He's like. So
Speaker 1: if he came over the crib and they're like it's
Speaker 1: thanks Giving, he's like, we're back when they're giving and
Speaker 1: we're like, yo, we just did drinking chairs week. Great.
Speaker 1: You know, he the rector is coming over and he
Speaker 1: want to eat. How do you cook for a vegan?
Speaker 1: And this is my man right and here are you
Speaker 1: like are you jamaking it all? Are anything okay? So
Speaker 1: that he knows what parrot fishes? Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: parent fishes. So I would probably make it my business
Speaker 1: to have because this is a holiday. This is a
Speaker 1: man I love, so I'd probably make he's vegan. I
Speaker 1: give your bus. I don't know what serious, she said.
Speaker 1: Some serials you know, paid for a vegan, cook for
Speaker 1: a vegan. I've never cook vegan, but I'm sure I
Speaker 1: could if I brought my mind to it. Let's think
Speaker 1: about it, right, if you make degrees without without any
Speaker 1: paltry tripe bros, and just use like maybe a spring water, right,
Speaker 1: the part is vegan. And then cocaine is too. You
Speaker 1: can have cocaine, man, it don't some cocaine. That just
Speaker 1: me just as a vegan, she thinking outside the bar.
Speaker 1: You are liberated vegans. That was a vegan Christmas l
Speaker 1: We're about to have a new vegan revolution. Vegans. We're
Speaker 1: just playing around. The vegans about to be around. Boycott
Speaker 1: Tom and the cocaine's vegan especially would do whatever. If
Speaker 1: I was in love, I would do whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: it was I could do. If we couldn't get home
Speaker 1: to his mama, I would do whatever it was I
Speaker 1: could do to make something for him to feel at
Speaker 1: home holiday, even if I had to cater it. And
Speaker 1: then I sucked the ship out. Done. Merry Christmas, Champaigne
Speaker 1: is what's going up? I ain't never said no. If
Speaker 1: you can come down drinking right, you know, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie. This is everything I thought it would be
Speaker 1: and more. I just want you to know your a legend.
Speaker 1: You are somebody that's got to be saluted. You're somebody
Speaker 1: that you You know what I love about you? Everything
Speaker 1: about you is comedy. Everything about you is you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I don't whenever I'm asking you a question, I
Speaker 1: don't expect what I expect. I know you're gonna say
Speaker 1: something else. And that's so beautiful. That's so beautiful to
Speaker 1: see a person to live in their own self, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So many people, especially nowadays, especially
Speaker 1: in people want to be what they expect the people
Speaker 1: to want them to be, and they don't want to
Speaker 1: be who they should be. It's just so much easier
Speaker 1: to be yourself, to be as just so much easier
Speaker 1: to be myself. I just if you try to be
Speaker 1: somebody else, you get you know, you gotta lie, and
Speaker 1: now you get caught up in one life, you gotta
Speaker 1: tell another lie, and it's like being hard keeping the
Speaker 1: lines straight. Yeah. So I just like you know, I
Speaker 1: don't try to do nobody no harm. I try to
Speaker 1: stay out to mess. You know, everybody got them at
Speaker 1: the house, but I try to stay out of the mess.
Speaker 1: And I tried to bring happiness and enjoy the people
Speaker 1: in such a hurtful world. You know, we are in
Speaker 1: post traumatic stress every day, you know, with the news
Speaker 1: of the day as murders and killings. You know, day
Speaker 1: after tomorrow, I'm going to be involved in the Trayvon
Speaker 1: Martin uh activities, you know, with his mother, Sabina Fulton.
Speaker 1: When I told her what I met her, I think
Speaker 1: she came to one of my comedy shows. I was
Speaker 1: so honored to have her come see me, and I said,
Speaker 1: if you ever need me for anything, I'm there, and
Speaker 1: she finally called me and I'm here. So I'm here
Speaker 1: to do this show, but I'm also here to you know,
Speaker 1: my get with Trey Vin and you know, host the celebration,
Speaker 1: not in the park. It's gonna be food and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. And for her to give back because none
Speaker 1: of us, you know, shout out to my very different
Speaker 1: Ricky Smiley just lost his son, ant I'll live your
Speaker 1: children is a pain that I can't imagine. Like there's
Speaker 1: no more comedy for me if that would have happened
Speaker 1: to me. You know, I don't know how people go on,
Speaker 1: but if you keep waking up and keep reading, you
Speaker 1: have to go on. So Sabrina asked me to come.
Speaker 1: I'm here to do that. You know. I like doing
Speaker 1: I love doing what I do because I meet great people,
Speaker 1: and I get good seats at restaurants, and I um
Speaker 1: fly first class and all that fun ship that go
Speaker 1: with it, you know. But mostly I just get to
Speaker 1: talk to people. If I never get a motherfucker award,
Speaker 1: I've got I've got awards from the people, you know.
Speaker 1: If I never get a Oscar, never get a I'll
Speaker 1: be hurt. If I never get a soul Train award,
Speaker 1: I want what the black one. I want to soultiate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to train. I gotta be to you. We
Speaker 1: gotta be. We have not physically gotten it yet, Like
Speaker 1: you're being black and the black while we almost a yeah,
Speaker 1: I think almost yeah. We check in. It's not be man.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't. We want We appreciate it, but
Speaker 1: we want one, and I wanted within a year, but no,
Speaker 1: I just you know, just doing doing this and just
Speaker 1: the opportunity to you know, one of the biggest things
Speaker 1: that happened to me when I moved to l A
Speaker 1: was that I started seeing people that I adored from
Speaker 1: TV in person. Like I met Jack Hay in person.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, this is really her. I met Marley
Speaker 1: Gibbs in person. You know what I'm saying, Andy, Andy Samberg,
Speaker 1: and and and and and and Adam Sandler in person. Well,
Speaker 1: yeah they did, which is always you know, a mind
Speaker 1: lord to me, because I don't just walk up expecting
Speaker 1: people know who the pretty here again, and so a
Speaker 1: lot of them do. And I'm like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to work. I think I'm gonna embrace that legend
Speaker 1: thing and trying to work more more. You are a legend.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. And you have a
Speaker 1: Drink Chance Award now as well. Those are gold roses.
Speaker 1: But when I'm fairs at people, I still have me
Speaker 1: and my team Google. And when I was doing that,
Speaker 1: that's why you kept seeing me look at my phone
Speaker 1: I just kept seeing they just kept seeing me more
Speaker 1: and more and more and more, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, of course I know what you do from
Speaker 1: what I saw, but I was it was so much
Speaker 1: more that I didn't know, and it was so much
Speaker 1: more that I wanted to praise you for so that
Speaker 1: so I wanted you to know that. And what's crazy
Speaker 1: about it is you deserve these flowers. You are one
Speaker 1: of the goats out here. You have a great spirit,
Speaker 1: great mind, and great you know, great, great, great comedic
Speaker 1: and and by the way, I we all anticipated this.
Speaker 1: We needed this in three we needed a comedian, we
Speaker 1: needed uh this and it was everything that I expected
Speaker 1: plus ten fifteen hundreds. No, I swear to God, we
Speaker 1: love your spirit. The spirit is kind of been coming.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a shot to that. You got a shot,
Speaker 1: were watching you. You got two shots. She wants you
Speaker 1: to be double fist. But this this All the other
Speaker 1: shots we took, what's that, everything else? But this shot
Speaker 1: here is for you and everything you do and everything
Speaker 1: you continue to do, and we want you to know it.
Speaker 1: Don't go recognize you are queen and we love we
Speaker 1: we love you, and we're gonna respect that shot it
Speaker 1: let me you ain't cool right now? Ye? Holy those
Speaker 1: are like four hours okay, so asked about were not?
Speaker 1: They said, your twin that did you see that? Of course? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what you call viral that. No, I had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with that, but apparently Jock had died his
Speaker 1: hair blond and somebody you know that, you know, the
Speaker 1: internet is undefeated. They are the funniest writers ever. If
Speaker 1: any of you out there on the internet, they'll be
Speaker 1: writing some virally funny ship. Think about doing a career
Speaker 1: in comedy writing that, that could be your career. And
Speaker 1: somebody somebody said John out here looking like Loue Nell right, okay,
Speaker 1: so the best who are man? Literally? So then I wrote,
Speaker 1: I saw it on I don't know, somewhere um onside
Speaker 1: of something like that Hollywood luck maybe, oh yeah maybe
Speaker 1: that Yeah, Jason, and my episode comes out next week. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so um. I wrote him and I said, what's up?
Speaker 1: You know he was he came out. I was on
Speaker 1: my phone. He said Young Jock is live. And I
Speaker 1: clicked on it and I was like one of her
Speaker 1: people on it, and so I said, good morning, twin.
Speaker 1: That little statement right there everything went everywhere, and you know,
Speaker 1: everybody was circling it and screenshot it dead and and
Speaker 1: then me and Jock I was in Atlanta and then
Speaker 1: I was like, Jack, you need to come to my
Speaker 1: shot hit him in the DM and he saw it late,
Speaker 1: but he was like, yo, I want you to see
Speaker 1: this earlier. The came so we cool, you know, because
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like flavor Flavor and um on boosey.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they did the movie. Yeah it was
Speaker 1: the Flavor was the Father? Yeah, yeah, Well I'm just suspected.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's that like the color? They answer much? Your suspect
Speaker 1: of them? Wait where did we go? Just? She says
Speaker 1: she thinks it sucks you think Jock is suspect. I'm
Speaker 1: asking this is you. I don't want no problem with Jock.
Speaker 1: You don't want no problem with nobody but you. Now,
Speaker 1: but i'd be like waiting, manute, that's all. That's Wait
Speaker 1: a minute. With men color their hair, it's a little crazy.
Speaker 1: What do you do? He color his head gray? Yeah
Speaker 1: that's what I did. Okay, But Yourselver Fox, thank you
Speaker 1: ain't color ship? Would you dye in pink? Would you
Speaker 1: die in Lappert? He would you turn it blind if
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it? Black ones? You know what, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. That guys, a lot of fun drops,
Speaker 1: a lot of fun and plus, by the way, that motherfucker, Hey,
Speaker 1: I can't name two young drop songs, but that motherfucker won.
Speaker 1: That's the forever fucking bangers going down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a lot of Let's take a shot for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm taking a shot for that. You know what, you're evil.
Speaker 1: You gotta shot right there, you gotta show right there.
Speaker 1: Looks she brought you a shot conveniently. Okay, blood, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, your evil plan is not working. You
Speaker 1: think you're gonna get me drunk, you know, but we're
Speaker 1: doing air click air click. There gonna be like in
Speaker 1: the comments and be like trivia question. How many shots
Speaker 1: did lu Nelle have during? Okay? Do we account minds
Speaker 1: that she took one cup? What are you taking away?
Speaker 1: Who kind of my shots? Even watching? Even watching you
Speaker 1: nine so I feel it's like ten or eleven we're
Speaker 1: on you're but thank you, Oh my god. Okay, go ahead,
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, No, let me just ask you
Speaker 1: right every time we already asked you about the stage
Speaker 1: and um with comedy, right and we already asked you
Speaker 1: about you know, um edited, so right now with this
Speaker 1: upcoming Dave Chappelle supposedly Netflix documentar of me, what do we?
Speaker 1: What do we? What are we? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: You know? One day and I first of all, um,
Speaker 1: he had me come out to Yellow Springs. We've been
Speaker 1: We went out there to the corn field by the way,
Speaker 1: shout out to y'all from coming to Snoop Compound to
Speaker 1: do the show. You're like, we don't drivel for nobody,
Speaker 1: but if you did, but how about you did car
Speaker 1: the couple we we went too. They want men like that?
Speaker 1: She definitely because I thought that's some was got some
Speaker 1: baller ship. That's boy, any means necessary ship, go get it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna pass up a Snoop interview that he go.
Speaker 1: That's our second. By the way, he did go. He
Speaker 1: was in Florida. He was the floor early on. Okay, see,
Speaker 1: because this is one I'm gonna ask you out. Did
Speaker 1: like y'all do this with places? I thought, didn't you
Speaker 1: had it? Just one stables. Miami's our main spot where
Speaker 1: we record, but we've traveled. Yeah, but this is not.
Speaker 1: Is this the maining spot for the past two years? Okay, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Now what with the question Dave Chappelle? How did you
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle? Okay, so, um we knew each other. We
Speaker 1: had uh been in each other's company and seen him
Speaker 1: do comedy, was in Canada, my comedy festival and see
Speaker 1: me Canada as a criminal? Yeah, but you Drake back
Speaker 1: to us? So I wish I knew Drake? Do you
Speaker 1: know Drake? Hey? C Did Pitt Bull answer you back?
Speaker 1: He didn't, but he hasn't. He hasn't yet. He hasn't yet.
Speaker 1: But how how did you get in Canada? How's a criminal?
Speaker 1: You might not be the contry? I can't what happened?
Speaker 1: He didn't answer. Oh, you're not as close as you No, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: I look, I said, tell her right, tell me anything,
Speaker 1: but you got into Canada? But I don't know, umu.
Speaker 1: He had me out of the blue, like things happening
Speaker 1: out of the blue. Out of the blue, I got,
Speaker 1: you know, summons to come out to Yellow Frings. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, gladly and it was you know,
Speaker 1: private and everything like that. I'm the jet and my
Speaker 1: daughter and I went with me, and I always say
Speaker 1: she didn't come to support me. She didn't even come
Speaker 1: to with Chappelle. She came to me on the fucking jet.
Speaker 1: I was her in the selfish I'm god, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie, make some noise to your daughter. That's what
Speaker 1: she's supposed to tell me. And my daughter went out
Speaker 1: and um I performed for him, and he told my
Speaker 1: daughter that he was gonna get me a Netflix special. Now,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something about black mamas and things
Speaker 1: that you tell our kids. Serious, don't don't lie to
Speaker 1: my baby. Don't do it. I don't give a funk
Speaker 1: who you are. Don't play like that, don't tell don't
Speaker 1: tell her something that you're gonna do for me and
Speaker 1: not do it. You can tell me something that you're
Speaker 1: not that you're gonna do for me and then not
Speaker 1: do it, but don't tell her. So I knew that
Speaker 1: he wouldn't do that, and so I believe that I
Speaker 1: believe him. He's gonna get me Netflix special. And then
Speaker 1: we did a show and San Francisco. You know how
Speaker 1: he always has musical guests. This particular show, you had
Speaker 1: E forty, Raphael, Sad, Little John and uh and somebody
Speaker 1: else on the Bay too, Tyler quality symbol symbol I
Speaker 1: think was no, no, no. But anyway, it was a
Speaker 1: bunch of us. And he announced on the stage that
Speaker 1: night to everybody that he was gonna get me a
Speaker 1: Netflix special. Now that's twice right. And then so I
Speaker 1: just did a show with him and Chris Rock in
Speaker 1: front of twenty thousand people and he said it again,
Speaker 1: you know so. And then I talked to him the
Speaker 1: other day because he asked me, you know where am
Speaker 1: I most um, what are my top two choices to well,
Speaker 1: I want to take the special. Of course, one would
Speaker 1: be I would want to do it in Oakland because
Speaker 1: that would bring, you know, a whole full circle moment
Speaker 1: for me to do it. Let's hit the drum roll
Speaker 1: for the number two. Let's drum I think we all
Speaker 1: come on. What would number two be? What would number
Speaker 1: two be? Vegas? Oh, lunell life from Las Vegas, because
Speaker 1: I would say, I already have my residency there. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm there. When I leave Florida, I go to Vegas,
Speaker 1: I'm there every residency in Vegas. Yes I do. There
Speaker 1: was a whole thing on ABC. Um it's on streaming
Speaker 1: on Hulu now uh called Solovan Nation Blacks in Las
Speaker 1: Vegas and does the history of Las Vegas. And then
Speaker 1: as people like us share and me and George Wallace
Speaker 1: and Neo Um talking about Las Vegas. I'm there every
Speaker 1: Sunday at Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club, Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club,
Speaker 1: every Sunday night at nine thirty and hopefully I think
Speaker 1: that after Valentine Day, maybe in March when I started
Speaker 1: doing Sunday Monday. And you may say Sunday Monday, because
Speaker 1: I always thought that would be a hard sell. But
Speaker 1: let me just tell you, Sunday Monday in Las Vegas,
Speaker 1: it's like any plays out and blessed the tickets and
Speaker 1: cheaper in the rooms, and she run those days. So
Speaker 1: people always come in on those days. And our conventions
Speaker 1: start maybe and people have to come into Sunday evening
Speaker 1: or Sunday and started to convention on Monday or Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Did ain't got nothing to do, so they come see me.
Speaker 1: It's been a lot of fun. Wow. So and obviously
Speaker 1: you ain't living in Vegas, you're flying in. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: the only black female with a comedy residency in Las
Speaker 1: Vegas makes a noise for that, but hopefully not the last.
Speaker 1: Hopefully not the last. The closest I came to a
Speaker 1: residency was when I had my Latino record and a
Speaker 1: dude ready to be out for every Wednesday. He rented
Speaker 1: you out. He did not rent you out, man bro.
Speaker 1: He booked me. He booked me for every Wednesday for
Speaker 1: May and July. What is it? It was a residency.
Speaker 1: So it was like, that was like a Wednesday, and
Speaker 1: I would no matter where I'm at in the world,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, at first you'd be thinking like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm too obligated or something. But it was spring break,
Speaker 1: so spring break I've never seen the same crowd. So
Speaker 1: it was like you you think you get bored or
Speaker 1: something like that, but see, Vegas is all tourists, so
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. So so you're having fun doing this.
Speaker 1: I'm having a wonderful time doing it. I also feel
Speaker 1: like it's um I got some having the only sister
Speaker 1: in Vegas with a comedy residency, and I had one
Speaker 1: once before the SLS Hotel and Casino. It was Eddie
Speaker 1: Griffin was money Wednesday, Nico, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and I
Speaker 1: did the Sundays so now, yeah, that's a SLS. But um,
Speaker 1: I urged people to check it out on Hulu. Um
Speaker 1: you know Sulivan Nation Blacks in Las Vegas. Also, you
Speaker 1: can check out the um Fact Tuesday documentary p H
Speaker 1: A T F A T. That guy and Tory put together.
Speaker 1: Not amazing, amazing. I got that name on the wall. Now, basic,
Speaker 1: let's noise to that. You know it's crazy. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry to cut you all. You know it's crazy. I
Speaker 1: never knew how legendary that was until I've seen the documentary.
Speaker 1: I never knew how underground that was. I never knew
Speaker 1: that some of you guys are going there. Your names
Speaker 1: wasn't on there. You guys just rocking out. That's that's
Speaker 1: what I kind of the comedy store. Yeah store, That's
Speaker 1: what I understood. Like hip hop is one thing, right,
Speaker 1: but hip hop is performing live on stage. But you
Speaker 1: could you can get over without having a good stage
Speaker 1: performance in hip hop and having a great record and
Speaker 1: people not knowing that you're not good on stage. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean. If you're if your record is
Speaker 1: too big, you can't do that comedy. You got to
Speaker 1: be able to bust up a mother for well, you
Speaker 1: gotta pay those legitimate dudes and come now, yeah you
Speaker 1: used to have to. Now you really don't have. The
Speaker 1: media is changing that. Yeah, you don't even have to
Speaker 1: really pay dudes. The TikTok comedians now, yeah, But I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it doesn't translate from what you see on
Speaker 1: the phone to what you see on the stage. Career one,
Speaker 1: you know it's what Then you can take the same
Speaker 1: person off TikTok and book him at the improv and
Speaker 1: people will come to see him, but they may not,
Speaker 1: but it might not resonate. I think one of the
Speaker 1: funniest things was we had Mike Epps out here one
Speaker 1: time and one of our our friends that I forget
Speaker 1: his name right now, and he came on here, it's two,
Speaker 1: it's two comedian. Mike epstaid his other dude and then
Speaker 1: the Instagram what was his name? Please put it up?
Speaker 1: Was his names? Frid his ass huh? I think he said?
Speaker 1: He said, he said he's funny, Holdy's funny too, he said,
Speaker 1: we do? We do? He he come up on social
Speaker 1: media and Mike, So I thought, David, I'm thinking everyone
Speaker 1: is a comedian. I'm not knowing that this TikTok comedians
Speaker 1: Instagram comedian, I didn't know that at this time, so
Speaker 1: I invited them all obviously after I invited my gaps
Speaker 1: and I just said in the episode later as soon
Speaker 1: as he broke them are Mike Gas looked at him
Speaker 1: and said, man, God looked like he wanted to make
Speaker 1: you a midget, but said I'm gonna make you a
Speaker 1: little bit, a little bit taller. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: did not, Oh my God like. So that's why I
Speaker 1: don't do those roasts and ship that insult comedy. Like
Speaker 1: I can dition it out, but I can't take it
Speaker 1: if you say something up to me now, bitch, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about your mama, and your mama putsy in all
Speaker 1: that ship. Now you're mad. Now you want to shoot men.
Speaker 1: So I don't do roads. It's so comedy. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't really do insult comedy. That's why people like I
Speaker 1: don't want to sit in the front. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't have to rely on you in the front for
Speaker 1: my my comedy. I had shipped you know when I
Speaker 1: got here. But if you come to the front, you're
Speaker 1: wearing like a lime green three pieces. I mean it's
Speaker 1: your obligation to the something to say something about it.
Speaker 1: Look like Bishop don't want a little bit. You can't
Speaker 1: talk about my friend way goddamn, that's my brother. He
Speaker 1: gave me. He gave me the let me tell you
Speaker 1: something Bishop don't want, gave me the famous player board.
Speaker 1: And I was nowhere in their player So after players ball,
Speaker 1: so at that night, I'm walking around and then I'm
Speaker 1: because I've been around these guys for two days. So
Speaker 1: some white girl come up to me. I said, you
Speaker 1: gotta choose, and she chose me. I was like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. Say, man, say let me
Speaker 1: let me knock your socket pocket because let me take
Speaker 1: if she was I didn't know what to do. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. After they chose up, I said, all playing
Speaker 1: around with this you it ain't that t all Like
Speaker 1: that part is some real cold you gotta be a
Speaker 1: cold mother pimping. I mean, but you know there's another
Speaker 1: pimp that we associate with that was doing it before
Speaker 1: the Bishop magic one, and that feel most slim. You
Speaker 1: don't feel more slims from San Francisco. And I don't
Speaker 1: know he had he had, yeah, all those books they
Speaker 1: had a a story out. They said, feel Mo Slim
Speaker 1: was somewhere with like nine eight or nine bitches and
Speaker 1: all his bitches got pulled that night by some other players.
Speaker 1: They said. He came back the next day with eighteen.
Speaker 1: Oh all that street film magazine is and yeah, that's
Speaker 1: where that's a fizzle territory. Yeah, yeah, hey, noriay, do
Speaker 1: y'all do y'all know? Um rock Camp? Eric being rock Cam?
Speaker 1: No just rock Camp. There's a lot of rock hims
Speaker 1: in this world of Eric being MP Okay, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: okay him, call him and tell him I love him.
Speaker 1: That's you guess hosted We get him on him? Did
Speaker 1: you guess call him? Nori? Now you gotta text him.
Speaker 1: I don't know no one who can call rock him
Speaker 1: like that was like Jesus, Jesus, you got to send
Speaker 1: him something, ascribe, don't even always you gotta get a
Speaker 1: picture you white pigeon to fly Yo. Let me okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk here about talk got Okay. The motherfucking wasn't
Speaker 1: just soul trained? No, what was the awards? Motherfucker? When
Speaker 1: we saw Shine for the first time back again, Shine,
Speaker 1: did you recently you mean yes? Yes? Yeah? God? How
Speaker 1: happy was me? To see. But he like baby Obama too.
Speaker 1: He sounded great. That was dope. That was dope. You know,
Speaker 1: he did the whole thing. I was like with it.
Speaker 1: You know what's the dope sh about Sean? He got
Speaker 1: like three different accents, American accents, and he had the
Speaker 1: Biggie accent. He's believe it's one of the biggie accents,
Speaker 1: the Beliegian accent. It's the Caribbean. We are bigging him
Speaker 1: the Caribbean accent. Can you can? You can maneuver it
Speaker 1: a little bit to listen, so I'm not gonna let
Speaker 1: you change this up. We are bigging him up. Said
Speaker 1: that New York biggie and a belief. Yes, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love every one of them. Shot wherever you shot you.
Speaker 1: I'm a couple of beliefs. For no reason. We gotta go.
Speaker 1: We gotta go drink chance beliefs and we go over
Speaker 1: that belief That's where I want to go. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let me call host. I'll do whatever you want. Take
Speaker 1: a shot for that. Yeah, and cousin, I have another question. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got she's like the dentist, you know when they
Speaker 1: come and give me that little bit of mouth wash
Speaker 1: and washing, and it's gonna it's gonna numbers, not a cheka.
Speaker 1: You gotta say that a cheka. Okay, now let me
Speaker 1: ask you this, Let's do it. This is what I
Speaker 1: have a theory about. Go ahead, So okay, I believe
Speaker 1: that you can manifest like whatever you rap about, you
Speaker 1: can manifest that, right, just rap, not just rap. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: we're talking about rap. Like if you make an album
Speaker 1: call ready to Die, right and if you start and
Speaker 1: if you you're wrapping is like you know, gas and
Speaker 1: ship like this ambitious then but then you have other
Speaker 1: people who are doing you know. I just think if
Speaker 1: you rap about something else, maybe you can manifest something else.
Speaker 1: You're wrong, like you if you don't start out. Because
Speaker 1: I was watching this new show wrapped about women and
Speaker 1: he got a lot of money and women that he
Speaker 1: never rapped about dying, that's for sure. He rapped about
Speaker 1: he made rapped about gangster ship. I just think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and and and be deatty Kine and slick
Speaker 1: with and they didn't talk about busting the cap and
Speaker 1: nobody and mind you they were gangster in their time
Speaker 1: right about that ship. And Daddy came with finger popping
Speaker 1: a lot of things. I know that he imaginefested more
Speaker 1: of the finger popping. Daddy, Big we're friends in the
Speaker 1: damn too, Daddy being your dam you got stopped. You know.
Speaker 1: We see each other the ward shows and we're talking.
Speaker 1: You look great last night. Ship like that. That's my friend.
Speaker 1: He was out here the other day. We had dinner. Really,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to go to dinner with
Speaker 1: Big Daddy. He is a legend of legends. I was
Speaker 1: around when Big Daddy did the motherfucking penhaf or whatever
Speaker 1: he was talking Madonna. Yeah, when I get out of
Speaker 1: it half the culture and I was spec outside, did
Speaker 1: you get would you hit it now? Your wife was
Speaker 1: before you were married, before I start. Man, let's start
Speaker 1: sattering and ship. Come on like your antics are not
Speaker 1: working on me? He man, you would for good n
Speaker 1: this is the shot, this is not this is not
Speaker 1: the drink. Wouldn't you know? Would you have cocked Madonna?
Speaker 1: Would you get Madonna of the business, You have took
Speaker 1: it down. What would you have taken this? Well? Not
Speaker 1: to end up with nothing little, but if she broke
Speaker 1: me the funk off? So that's a yes, I said,
Speaker 1: if I if I If I do that, sleeping with
Speaker 1: Madonna's gonna end up with me loving a better lifestyle
Speaker 1: than I left before. Ship let's go, but not to
Speaker 1: end up with nothing. So so now you wouldn't cock,
Speaker 1: and you were saying I wouldn't. I'm not no plaything.
Speaker 1: I'm not Madonna back in the day in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Come on, bro, I was a shot there guy. Come on,
Speaker 1: don't lie. Don't lie any Lauper, youn't cox CD Laber
Speaker 1: and I like said, I want to cock Cindy Lauber.
Speaker 1: I was in, by the way the last year, said Madonna.
Speaker 1: But she had Dragon wasn't that? Wasn't that vanity? Vanity? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that vanity. I wasn't understand, coming right now for interview.
Speaker 1: But he wasn't into Sydney lap and bandana? Why yeah,
Speaker 1: because banana wasn't a part of the banana. That's what
Speaker 1: you just said. I mean, I get it. It was
Speaker 1: cool when Fox was around her. I was like I
Speaker 1: was around yeah, But like I mean, you can't. My
Speaker 1: childhood was different. Like I wanted the last Dragon girl.
Speaker 1: He wanted motherfucker. Let me see. Um lost boys? Remember them,
Speaker 1: we lost boys? Remember the whole girls home? Girl, The
Speaker 1: Lost Boys know the movie, the Vampire movie, The Homegirl.
Speaker 1: Elliott Google's son was in it. Who's that, uh Keeper Southerland, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was in he was in. No Keeping Sutherland was
Speaker 1: in it. It was his son, wasn't it him? No?
Speaker 1: His son Donald Sutherland sun Keefer we getting off. I
Speaker 1: love this. I ain't known wrong with that. Who is
Speaker 1: Sidey a girlfriend? Cyndy Law you know you know who?
Speaker 1: I think you're still very, very beautiful. I'm sorry people
Speaker 1: say Heylen New if you can swap places with somebody
Speaker 1: who would use swap places like beyond? You know who
Speaker 1: I would swap places with. I love her laugh, I
Speaker 1: love her beautiful mother, Okay, girl crushed because of the last,
Speaker 1: because of her personality. I just like her a shanty,
Speaker 1: Oh you're rocking me, beautiful thinking of you by thinking you, babe,
Speaker 1: will you're rocking me. I just think she's fun and
Speaker 1: I think she's beautiful. She's beautiful, and I think she
Speaker 1: minds her been and she lives life. She has a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Her mother is beautiful. Her mom been
Speaker 1: her manager for years and they've been killing it. And
Speaker 1: she's I think she's a beautiful wonderful girl. I girl
Speaker 1: crushed on the shanty. If I had to be between
Speaker 1: Beyonce and the shanty, I would be a shanty for it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me ask you, and this is the last question.
Speaker 1: Promise you take a shot to this if we take
Speaker 1: some pictures. Do you think about IRV Gottia what he
Speaker 1: said on drink chant? Oh, I don't go, damn well,
Speaker 1: I don't go. Ask me something time the answer I don't,
Speaker 1: Oh dad. We're using this as an every time somebody
Speaker 1: keep going I don't go. I don't know. You don't
Speaker 1: go ask me something now right, make some noise anytime
Speaker 1: I first you don't want to ask you questions as
Speaker 1: a quick time of slide, we are now plain this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Another game? Yes, yes, new Game's our
Speaker 1: new game? What's our new game? Is you gotta drink
Speaker 1: for that? We gotta drinking for that new game? You
Speaker 1: want to go there? You didn't want to go? Want
Speaker 1: to ask for somebody else? I take a last We
Speaker 1: won't go, we go asking something else. It's fire, Kay
Speaker 1: asked me something last. Let's take that last shot. Let's
Speaker 1: say that last shot, and I'm gonna be honest. This
Speaker 1: was so funny, and we're gonna be honest. Finally, you
Speaker 1: guys are onto something, very very I like to see something.
Speaker 1: But I like how you be calling from your shot.
Speaker 1: He found me out. But another thing, Look how many
Speaker 1: shots I took him? I got at least three? Four men,
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. You need more people. Look, first
Speaker 1: of all, this is a mouthwash, that's right, Yeah, thank god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't want you taking big shots and it's going crazy. No,
Speaker 1: we don't want that. But let me me running around,
Speaker 1: um me, me and me, I'm hear me. So I
Speaker 1: just said you what the last thing you want to
Speaker 1: say to your fans? Okay, what I want to say
Speaker 1: to my fans. Want I want to say to you
Speaker 1: guys is we are so out of everything that's so bad.
Speaker 1: We're so blessed to be able to produce. Was trying
Speaker 1: to let you don't try to get let's she was going,
Speaker 1: she was deep, but we had to take a shot
Speaker 1: at the end or whatever you're about to say, because
Speaker 1: you're about to say some great ship. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I just felt the greatest coming out of you, and
Speaker 1: it's like, you know what I needed. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Can you start over and now less cold
Speaker 1: right after you leave it? And I'm gonna call you
Speaker 1: when it happens. He can get me on the hotline.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get the drop from pitt Ball or something watching.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get drop. I promise you.
Speaker 1: That is this the last thing you want to say
Speaker 1: to your faster now? I don't know what she would
Speaker 1: saying something. You would say something very introspective. I was
Speaker 1: saying that through all the bad ship that's going on
Speaker 1: in the world, it's a blessing that through COVID and ship,
Speaker 1: people have been able to create their own content, find
Speaker 1: their own lane, find their own fans, and really, um,
Speaker 1: they're only fans too fans to sorry, and you know that,
Speaker 1: I really really think that this is really like one
Speaker 1: of the hot things. You know, this is drink chaps,
Speaker 1: Like I was like, go when I hit you in
Speaker 1: them like I want to come And I said, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not a rapidficionado. I hope that they can find
Speaker 1: things to talk to me about. And I know that
Speaker 1: we went long and all that kind of stuff or whatever.
Speaker 1: This is a highlight for me, Like celebrity will of
Speaker 1: fortune and drink chaps. That's the highlight of us. You're
Speaker 1: a legend. Let's give you your flowers again before we
Speaker 1: wrap it up. Your legend. We can't believe how how
Speaker 1: how we knew how we knew how much fun you
Speaker 1: was gonna be, But you exceeded our expectations beyond and
Speaker 1: there more, and um, you deserve your flowers. We really
Speaker 1: appreciate that strongness. We reacually appreciate the womanhood everything that
Speaker 1: you do and you always you that aspires me. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, because sometimes I even were dumb
Speaker 1: my shit down. You know what I'm saying, I've done
Speaker 1: my ship down because I'm around this person or this person.
Speaker 1: But I'm just trying to be respectful. But comedy, and
Speaker 1: your version of comedy always reminds me. It's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, just be you because they're gonna accept you
Speaker 1: or say fuck you anyway. So your monocle exactly in BC.
Speaker 1: You work for yourself and people can fucking follow you
Speaker 1: and not follow you. And for every mother sucking you
Speaker 1: that's him people behind them, It's like, yes, this is
Speaker 1: just what I needed. You gotta follow and you know
Speaker 1: this ship is hot, it's heating, and listen. You know
Speaker 1: you are hip hop, Yes you are. You are hip hop.
Speaker 1: You are and you are legend and we are on
Speaker 1: it to have you here. So thank you for coming
Speaker 1: to be honest, to take this last shot. This is
Speaker 1: it and where your motherfucking shirts don't know where I
Speaker 1: got right here? Yes, yes, I'm a ron Stone ship out.
Speaker 1: I don't get pimped out. M hmm. Who Let's take
Speaker 1: it and then we do some drops. I'm need the
Speaker 1: freshion up. Put my limpstick back. I gotta takes and
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