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Speaker 1: your type? It's a jewel show. Everybody has those things

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Speaker 1: What do you find funny right? That right is funny?

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel show, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: really enjoy the color green? What is this? What does

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Speaker 1: What excuse me? Oh my god, oh my god? What

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Speaker 1: I felt it was appropriate for me to go and

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Speaker 1: trip this year? To belize? Do not go what the

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Speaker 1: death that I saw on the card was you, but

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Speaker 1: which means that if you were to go to Belize,

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Speaker 1: like this is so weird? What is going on? Well,

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Speaker 1: You're not real. This is who did this? Who are you? No?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from the Jewels Show doing a

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Speaker 1: you know my number isn't like my color at all?

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Speaker 1: Your husband gave me all that information so I could,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks.

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on Demand. Signed to play too truths

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Speaker 1: on a lie. That's the way I say truths. Caroline

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Speaker 1: How are you good? How are you all right? Thank

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Speaker 1: three times. Oh my gosh, say wow, that's really weird,

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Speaker 1: of people's truth that crazy. Yeah, that's that's all right.

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Speaker 1: Well it's time to play, Caroline. So I'll go first.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you my truth or a lie, and then

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Speaker 1: Alex and then English Heavan, and you figure out which

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Speaker 1: Dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: So that's also my secondary little secret. But but no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, but for real, um, all right, so

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Speaker 1: this is it's kind of kind of sound stupid, but

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Speaker 1: it actually makes um a lot of sense. Um. So

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Speaker 1: it's been a hard year for a lot of us

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Speaker 1: and UM. But I I went out to dinner um

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Speaker 1: with my family and UM we had kind of ordered

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Speaker 1: quite a bit, and I knew it was going to

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Speaker 1: be um uh like kind of pricey but whatever, but

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Speaker 1: they I, all right, fine, I put a hair and stop.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't a long hair, but I, oh, that's probably

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Speaker 1: even worse. It was a short one. It was a

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Speaker 1: short early oh get it, I got it? Oh not yeah,

430
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Speaker 1: it was. That would have been nasty. Plus I would

431
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Speaker 1: have looked really weird at the table if I done that.

432
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,360
Speaker 1: So I put a hair in the food like halfway

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Speaker 1: through the meal, and I complained about it, complained about it,

434
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Speaker 1: and um, and they camped the meal. Oh it works

435
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Speaker 1: for you. It worked, like it totally worked. You know what.

436
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: Like people complain when they get hair and their food.

437
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Speaker 1: I never do. I probably should I get hair on

438
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Speaker 1: my food quite a bit A restaurant you like it, No,

439
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Speaker 1: I just pull it out and keep eating. I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. I know people get really grossed out by it,

441
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Speaker 1: and I'm always like, ah, whatever, I've always so cleaner

442
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Speaker 1: than anything else in the kitchen. I mean maybe, but

443
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Speaker 1: the feeling of pulling a hair out of your mouth,

444
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Speaker 1: it is kind of gross. Yeahs, but yeah, I just

445
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Speaker 1: keep going, Yeah you do. You've just seen it. Yeah,

446
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Speaker 1: I like whatever. Wow, I had worse things in my mouth,

447
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: my god. But if but if it's your own hair

448
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 1: that you pull out, it's not as disgusting, like so, uh,

449
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: this is so silly. So I did it a second

450
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Speaker 1: We did it. I did it. We did it. I

451
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Speaker 1: don't know. I mean I guess I did it. I'm

452
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Speaker 1: not gonna blame my family for this. But we did

453
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Speaker 1: it as a second time and it worked. So now

454
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Speaker 1: you're doing so now you're doing all the time. It's

455
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Speaker 1: like did Yeah. So now you're going to restaurants, and

456
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Speaker 1: every time you go to a restaurant, you put some

457
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Speaker 1: hair in the your food. So we can't do it

458
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: every time, but like once a month is totally fine.

459
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Speaker 1: The same isn't the same restaurant you're doing it this

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Speaker 1: a no, of course, I wouldn't do it at the

461
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Speaker 1: same restaurant, so they would like, right, so you you

462
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Speaker 1: kind of got to bounce around, makes total sense. Yeah,

463
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Speaker 1: thank you. You hear that now? So like it went

464
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Speaker 1: to a third place, you know, and did it again

465
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: and it totally worked and um. Yeah, so that's my

466
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Every time I go to dinner with

467
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Speaker 1: my family, I put a hair in my food and

468
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Speaker 1: I get it for free. All right. I'm glad that's

469
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Speaker 1: working out for you, But don't keep going to the

470
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Speaker 1: same place over and over because eventually they're going to

471
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Speaker 1: figure it out or somebody's gonna be fired in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: That's going to be a chapter in one of my books. Yep,

473
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Speaker 1: what youre random book too. I mean it's like, you

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Speaker 1: know how they have like the keys, the keys to success.

475
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Speaker 1: This is the keys to free meal. Okay, how to

476
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Speaker 1: get a free lunch? All right, Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Thanks, Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand The Jewel Shows Idiots in

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Speaker 1: the News and Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, March tenth, twenty one. I'm jewel, freshmen, Is

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Speaker 1: that COVID in your pants? Are you just happy to

483
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Speaker 1: see me? Doctors keep adding side effects to contracting COVID, okay,

484
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Speaker 1: and they are changing every week. Still right, yes, there,

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Speaker 1: Now there's a new side effect some men who are

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Speaker 1: getting COVID are experiencing. Yes that you know what that is.

487
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: Obviously you just ask me what it is, so you

488
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Speaker 1: probably don't know what it is. It's popism, is stiffness

489
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Speaker 1: not in the neck that won't go away. It's basically

490
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Speaker 1: like getting a prescription for viagra and you didn't ask

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Speaker 1: for it. Oh my god. Yeah. The other day doctors

492
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Speaker 1: in France had to drain the blood from my man's

493
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Speaker 1: bow staff because it wouldn't go back to normal after

494
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Speaker 1: three hours. Apparently this is a thing that's been happening lately. Wow. Wow,

495
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Speaker 1: And they say that it has to do with blood

496
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Speaker 1: clots or something from men who get COVID. So one

497
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Speaker 1: of the side effects now for dudes getting COVID is that, wow,

498
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Speaker 1: go lick some busses or so there you go. Getting

499
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Speaker 1: COVID could actually make your sex life a little better.

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Speaker 1: This is the I N N the idiot news network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next story,

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Speaker 1: let's send it's Alex Fresh, who's on location in probably

503
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Speaker 1: lost Angele. I'm not even sure myself today. Wow, but

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Speaker 1: you guys obviously have heard about Oprah doing the interview

505
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Speaker 1: with Megan Markle and Harry Well, the co founder of

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Speaker 1: the BLM movement, Opel to Metti is boycotting the royal family.

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Speaker 1: Get an amen? Amen, thank you amen. I supported, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm just confused. I'll explain why. Okay, So the Royal

509
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Speaker 1: family is also allegedly racist, and Harry and Megan we're

510
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Speaker 1: talking about it in the interview with Oprah and the

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Speaker 1: co founder of the BLM movement. Opel is not down

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Speaker 1: with that. They're not down with racist people, right right,

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Speaker 1: So of course Opel says that she no longer stands

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Speaker 1: with the royals or the monarchy. So before I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm right, oh yeah, okay. I just like that people

516
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Speaker 1: are speaking up and talking about it, and if feels

517
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Speaker 1: really good that the co found of the bl movement,

518
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: you know, came out and said that. So absolutely, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because that's an important figure. Important figures make a difference.

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Speaker 1: Important figure or figure figure. Canceled the Queen. We're still

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Speaker 1: trying to cancel the quashtag cancel the Queen. Yes, hashtag

522
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Speaker 1: cancel the Queen. We wanted to start that movement ourselves

523
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: because we've made it up the other day, but none

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Speaker 1: of us wanted to actually take the time to create

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Speaker 1: the whatever tetitian Yeah, not organ Maybe I don't canceling

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Speaker 1: the Queen. So if somebody did it, let us know.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one h six one we'll share your

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Speaker 1: different country thing. I think so, I think so. Anybody

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Speaker 1: trending on Twitter, maybe sure, queen cancel. You know, we

530
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Speaker 1: can kind of fallow in the footsteps of our royal

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Speaker 1: family here in America and with the k so cancel

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Speaker 1: k t K, cancel the Queen. Well, cancel the Queen?

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Speaker 1: Then k hashtag k t K. Will you create the

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Speaker 1: social media for it? No, but if somebody else, somebody

535
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Speaker 1: wants to do that for us, please do it. Thank

536
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Speaker 1: you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

538
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: They report the news. And our next story, let's send

539
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Speaker 1: it to English. Evan, who was on location at the

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Speaker 1: operating table of his plastic surgeon's office where he just

541
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Speaker 1: finished getting his butt in plants. Evan passed the beach.

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Speaker 1: My food is real, it's not fake. Uh yeah, but no,

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Speaker 1: it's time for a little bit of story time. Are

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Speaker 1: you ready? Yes? Okay, So there was one time where

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Speaker 1: me and my friend we stumbled upon a wild skunk

546
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Speaker 1: when we were playing golf. So my friend Dan thought

547
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Speaker 1: it was a good idea to charge the skunk and

548
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Speaker 1: for some reason, bad idea. For some reason, they didn't

549
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Speaker 1: charge him. It charged at me. You got spread and

550
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Speaker 1: I got sprayed with what I can only describe as

551
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Speaker 1: marijuana but like soaked. Like yeah, just so you know

552
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: that story was completely made up. But why am I

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Speaker 1: talking about a skunk? Okay? So Peppy Lapew though, you

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Speaker 1: guys know that skunk. Yes, he has been cut from

555
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Speaker 1: space jam yeah good. Oh yeah, because he's a bit

556
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Speaker 1: of a perv. Yes, Sepulview is a big pervert. Always

557
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Speaker 1: thought that as a kid. It's funny. Dave Chappelle did

558
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: a bit on Pepper Lapew being a pervert like ten

559
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Speaker 1: years ago, right, and that was the time I heard

560
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: people other people talking about it. But even as a kid, right,

561
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: I would like I was like this guy, he just

562
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Speaker 1: needs to say, like he needs to accept the no. Yeah,

563
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: like she's not interested. It's falling around. That's creepy. His

564
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: whole character is literally built off the premise of no

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Speaker 1: does mean yes yet bizarre right. Yeah, so he had

566
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Speaker 1: a scene in the New Space Jam with Lebron where

567
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: he was kissing Grace Santan something. But yeah, he was

568
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: kissing her arm and I guess she didn't want it

569
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: to happen like its character. Yeah, so yeah, he's been cut. Good.

570
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Speaker 1: You are about the job. You're about to lose your job,

571
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Speaker 1: lady getting this dance job. Of course, No, lose yo job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose your job. You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: wow job. Oh nothing that I mean either and do

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Speaker 1: that well, Thank you very much English. That was the

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Speaker 1: I n N The Idiot News Network where idiots are

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Speaker 1: just in the news. The news tomorrow for another hard

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. First date follow Up. It's always weird

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Speaker 1: when we get these first date follow ups where people

580
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Speaker 1: have been dating for a while and then get ghosted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah oh yeah, you know, it's like something definitely had

582
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Speaker 1: to have happened, right, And Victoria's on the phone. Apparently

583
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Speaker 1: the guy that she wants us to call today, his

584
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Speaker 1: name is Nate. Apparently I've been dating for over a

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Speaker 1: month now, and all of a sudden he stopped talking

586
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Speaker 1: to her. Weird, Like, where is the line? Don't you know? Like?

587
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Speaker 1: How long is it where you're talking to somebody and

588
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: have like met with them several times? Who knows? I

589
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Speaker 1: don't know in this case yet, but where you get

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Speaker 1: ghosted and it's like too long of a period of

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Speaker 1: time afternoon that person, Like where is that line? Yeah,

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00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: it's a great couple of years. What it is? You

593
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Speaker 1: just leave talking to me? To you, Victoria? What's up?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you? Guys? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what the line is? Like? How long?

596
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Speaker 1: How long can you date someone where it's acceptable to

597
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Speaker 1: ghost them? I don't ever thought there was a line.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's gonna be a line somewhere. What if

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Speaker 1: you're like married to somebody, Yeah, and they just like

600
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Speaker 1: stopped talking. I mean I guess you could still get

601
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Speaker 1: ghosted that way that will end in divorce. Yeah, I

602
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: mean it's been a month, right, guys, And so I

603
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: would think that probably about the second or third time

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Speaker 1: we saw each other. If there was clearly something there

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Speaker 1: that about me that he didn't like, he would have

606
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Speaker 1: just stopped talking to him then. But no, it's been

607
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: over a month, get each other almost every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he really dragged it out. I was just going to

609
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Speaker 1: ask you, like how much you guys talk, and then

610
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: you just answered my question. You guys see each other

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00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: like almost every day. Yeah. We text and we send

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00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: each other memes all day long. Like we're like almost

613
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Speaker 1: like not just lovers, but like we're friends, you know,

614
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: like we get along, we vibe. Okay, So you guys

615
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: were pretty serious and all of a sudden, this dude

616
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: to stop talking to you. Yeah, and I don't know

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00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 1: what happened. Tell us about the last time you guys

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Speaker 1: hung out? Yeah, well, how long ago is it? So?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. One it's been like like four days now,

620
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Speaker 1: last four days. Yeah, four days since the last time

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Speaker 1: that you saw him and talked to him like over

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Speaker 1: the fronting. Okay, you get it. Yeah, Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's a long time if you've been pretty much either

624
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: seeing each other every day or talking to each other

625
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 1: and seeing each other almost every day. Yeah, four days

626
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Speaker 1: is a long time. Is definitely, he's definitely blowing you

627
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: off now right, Something's like, I know something's wrong. Are

628
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: I mean, are you worried about him? Looked at Yeah,

629
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: because there is something that happens when he was last over,

630
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: I had a feeling about it, Okay, something that happened. Okay,

631
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: So the last time that I saw him, he came

632
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: over like normal. We watched him TV. We had a

633
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: little food, and then we feltlee you know, we woke

634
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: up at the mim and I we got a little busy.

635
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: And then the next morning, you know, normally he stays

636
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: and hang out for a little bit and then maybe

637
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 1: he hasn't to do, he'll go. But he had nothing

638
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: to do that day, or at least tell me, and

639
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: he was just so quick to leave. He gave me

640
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: a little peck on my forehead. Oh god, heck on

641
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: your forehead. And I'm assuming he usually gives you a

642
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: kiss on the lips before he leaves always, and it's

643
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: not just like a kiss, it's like a kiss and

644
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: then grab my butt type thing. He brush your teeth?

645
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: Did you brush your teeth? It wasn't even that it

646
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: had to happen something else you wouldn't even give me

647
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: eye contact. Yeah, I mean he left and I gave

648
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: him a little time, but then like by midday, I

649
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: was like hello you okay, and he just like give

650
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 1: me a response. I actually saw maybe like a little

651
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: like the bubbles, like typing, like wanting to respond, but

652
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: then it just stopped. And then that's it, like I

653
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: got nothing. Okay, Well, so we know he's alive. Then alive,

654
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: he's there, but he just doesn't want to talk to me,

655
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: or it was his kidnapper. Yeah I probably shouldn't. Yeah,

656
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: I just kidnapp the guy. So um, all right, Well

657
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: and you can't think of anything that happened that night

658
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: that would make him just all of a sudden stopped

659
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: talking to you. Nothing. I don't think that I parted

660
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 1: at night. I mean we started in front of each

661
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: other and everything's been like fine and giggles. You know,

662
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: he's mature. Yeah, he's not one of those people that

663
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: gets grossed up by like human man when you just

664
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: start dating someone, their farts are cute, you know, like

665
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: for women. Maybe he thought maybe I was talking to

666
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,479
Speaker 1: somebody else, but nothing, like I've literally been with him

667
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: and he knows about my day like what I do.

668
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: All maybe he's talking to somebody else. Oh, Alex, don't

669
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: say that. Maybe maybe you haven't farted enough of from him.

670
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: That's the issue, Dobel. But maybe maybe we should call

671
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: him find out why. I think. All right, we'll play

672
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: a song, fart a bunch, and then come back and

673
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: call him a tief. I can figure it out, Okay, okay,

674
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next. It's a jewel show

675
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: right in the middle of your first date. Follow up,

676
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: but if you're just joining us. Victoria is on the

677
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: phone and she's not getting a call back from a

678
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: dude named Nate. They actually hung out for over a month,

679
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: and she thinks that they were almost the point where

680
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: they're about to define their relationship and become boyfriend and girlfriends,

681
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: but he just stopped talking to her one night. She

682
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: said that they saw each other almost every day for

683
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: a month, and then he slept over one night, woke

684
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: up in the morning. It was kind of weird. He

685
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: were a kiss on the forehead and left. So something happened,

686
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: but she has no idea what. The only thing that

687
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: she could possibly think of is that she may have

688
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: farted in the middle of the night. Which I don't

689
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: think would do that. I don't think it would turn

690
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: him off. If you've been talking that long. There's nothing

691
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: else you can think of, Victoria. No, nothing, literally nothing. Okay,

692
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: Well ran Dallas phone him right now and see if

693
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: we get him on the phone and figure out what happened. Okay, okay, cool,

694
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, I might speak to Nate. Please.

695
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: This is Nate. Who's this? Oh? This is jewbil How

696
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: are you Nate? Jubil I don't know jebil Um. How

697
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: can I help you? This is the Jewel Show? How

698
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: are you? My name is Jewel, I'm Alex, I'm Evan,

699
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: and The Jewel Show is a radio show. Have you

700
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: heard of us? Yeah? No, I haven't heard of it.

701
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: We're calling you today because we do a segment on

702
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: our show called the First Date follow Up. The First

703
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: Date follow Up is where if you've been on a

704
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,

705
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

706
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. So you went on a

707
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: date recently with somebody and now you're not calling back,

708
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: and they asked us to get you on the phone

709
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 1: and find out why do you know who we're talking about. Yeah,

710
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: I think I know exactly you guys are talking about.

711
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: Who do you think it is? Uh? Is it Vicky? Well?

712
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Does Victoria go by Vicky as well?

713
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it's actually it could be. It

714
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: could be. We got an email from a woman named Victoria.

715
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: Does she go by Vicky sometimes? Yeah? I call her Vicky. Okay,

716
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: So she told us about how you guys been hanging

717
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: out for like a month and then you slept over

718
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: at her house one night, got up, gave her a

719
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,959
Speaker 1: kiss on the forehead, and that's the last she's heard

720
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: from you. And she wants to know why, because you

721
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: guys were hanging out for a while. Man, this is uh,

722
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: this is a strange one. You know what. She's a

723
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: great girl, she's cool and everything. But I saw some

724
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: things in her apartment that just kind of like kind

725
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: of freaked me out. Man. I was kind of like,

726
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: you know, I don't even know, you know, I mean

727
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 1: registered gun owner or not registered. No. I saw a

728
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: freaking voodoo down and with like like needles poked it

729
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: in stuff, And well that's what that's what a vood

730
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: at all is. Though you saw a voodoo doll. Yeah,

731
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: it was a freaking voodoo down man, like the guy

732
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,919
Speaker 1: who does it. I don't even know. I've never really

733
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: seen them besides in the movie. So it's like I

734
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: didn't know what the actually had them for. Alex has

735
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: a vood at all. It's not like it's a bad thing.

736
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: What that's it is. It's not a good thing at all.

737
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I've only ever seen negative things happen, and

738
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: in the movies with negative with voodoo do well, when

739
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: you have a negative mindset, that's what tends to happen.

740
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: I think you have to have a negative mindset even

741
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: have a bloodoo doll. I mean a voodo doc could

742
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: be used right for anything, right, doesn't have to be

743
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 1: used to torture someone. It is not. You could also

744
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: like it's for magical things and you okay. Also they

745
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: say witches are bad, and witches aren't bad. They're all

746
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 1: good witches and bad yes, and which is also just

747
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: use herbs and things from the earth and they only

748
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: want to cast bells to do good things if you

749
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 1: actually look into it. Yeah, so it's not the movies.

750
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: It's not the movies. Herbs are good, but like an

751
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 1: actual blue dog. But you could, okay, but you could

752
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: use a voodoo doll like to pleasure someone? What from

753
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: like you could? I mean, I mean you know you're

754
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: like you stab on the right. No, I'm saying you stab,

755
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: you stab the vood a doll right to like hurt

756
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: people or whatever I'm saying, not actually use it pleasure

757
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: Nate who's on the phone. Right. Let's say I have

758
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: a voodoo doll for for you. Okay, yeah, and you

759
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: think the reason you're not calling her back is because

760
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: you had a boodo doll. But if I had a

761
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: vood it all for you, right, Let's say I liked

762
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: you though, and I was like, this is Nate's voodoo doll.

763
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: Instead of poking it with pins to hurt it, I

764
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: could like rub it in certain places and then you'd

765
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: be in the middle of the grocery store like, oh

766
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: that feels like good. Rub the voodoo doll. So you

767
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: don't know if it's bad. Oh my god, no, man, no,

768
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: I she want to give me. If you want to

769
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: rub me down, you can do with her own hands.

770
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: It was kind of creepy, man, It was kind of

771
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: and it was bad because I like her. She was cool,

772
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: but I don't even know what this but the point

773
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: of it was like what is she into? And it

774
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: had pins in it too, But if you're a good

775
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 1: witch and you have good positive thoughts, you can even

776
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: poke a pin in like a spot that you're trying

777
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: to pleasure and just like I will, right, it doesn't matter. Yeah,

778
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: I mean I guess, well, that's that's Victoria who's on

779
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: the phone listening and wants to talk to you, Nate.

780
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: If she's a good witch or a bad witch? Yeah,

781
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you about that part. Wait, she's on

782
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: the phone right now, Hey, Nate. Oh wow, Hey Vicki yay.

783
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: So oh you're creeped out a bit about my voodoo doll? Seriously? Yeah,

784
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: I mean do you actually have to ask seriously? Like yeah,

785
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: like for sure it's creeped out, listen, is really not

786
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: a big deal. Like everybody has their own little thing

787
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: that helps them get through things, and that voodoo dolls

788
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: for my boss, Like she's the biggest bit. And you

789
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: know this, like I tell you every single day how

790
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: much of a terrible time I have being there with

791
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 1: for your boss. I thought you said this from your buss,

792
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: So like, can you use it for your boss because

793
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't like her. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely voodoo dollars. Yeah,

794
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm good. I mean, yeah, it's kind. But listen, I

795
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: need to take out my frustrations on something, and I

796
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: use a voodoo doll instead of you. So I don't understand.

797
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: Why are you having an issue with it. You wouldn't

798
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 1: be able to take your frustrations out on me anyway.

799
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: She's probably joined like a yoga class or something. Yeah,

800
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: you know, she's aware that she doesn't have to take

801
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: it out on you, she can take it on something else. Yeah. Yeah,

802
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 1: but I'm good off that. I don't want anyone playing

803
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: with bootts kind of weird. Listen, Like it's just the

804
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: thing that I do. It's like almost like it's fun.

805
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: You should try it. I'm good. No, No, you sure

806
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: you want to try it? Nate? No, But seriously, I'm

807
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: so sorry, Vickie. I mean, you're a great person everything,

808
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: but that's just something that you can't believe. This is

809
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: what broke you. Why didn't you say something? I mean,

810
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: I can always throw it away. Let me let me

811
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: ask real quick, Nate, would you like to go on

812
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: another date? Well, you guys been on a bunch of days. Now,

813
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: would you like to see Victoria again or do you

814
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: want to stop talking to her altogether? No? I don't.

815
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: I can't go out with her. Okay, Okay, that's fine. Okay,

816
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: that's fine. When is that supposed to me? I think

817
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: you know what that means? I mean, I'm kind of

818
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: nervous about you saying okay the time, and can you

819
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: at least say more than that? No, that's it? Oh god,

820
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, you got get me into you brought

821
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 1: yourself into it. Yeah, I was out of it. Guys,

822
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: you guys called memory. Maybe if you didn't ghost her, Yeah,

823
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be worried that I might become a ghost. Victoria.

824
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: You're still there? Yeah, I'm here. That's cool. Jubils First

825
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: Date follow Up The Jebels Show on Demand Jubils Dirty

826
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: Little Secret. Time for your Dirty Little Secret Member text

827
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: in four one h six one. If you have a

828
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: secret to tell you, you you can tell us anything, and

829
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: we will always keep you anonymous, so you don't have

830
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: to worry about people knowing that it was you. That's

831
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: why everybody who calls in, we don't even ask what

832
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: your name is. Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and

833
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, Snoop dog Snoop Doggy Dough

834
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret. Wow,

835
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: what's up, Snoop? How are you? Hey? What's up? Guys?

836
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Not bad? Do you sound different

837
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: these days? But you know the old or maybe smoking? Yeah? Guys,

838
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: I've been smoking like every day. What you know? Normally,

839
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: I feel like it's very obvious that we made up

840
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: a name, but this really feels like we're talking to

841
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: Snoop Bread now. So you have a dirty little secret

842
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: you want to tell us? I do? Um. So, I'm

843
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: a shame to say that I I damaged my best

844
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 1: friend's car purposely. No, guy, Yeah, no, I actually keyed it.

845
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: What you ed? Your friends? Your best friends? Yes? Are

846
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: you sure they're your best friend? Right? Do you know

847
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: that what the definition is for best friend or even friend? Well,

848
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: she kind of did me dirty and I needed I

849
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: needed revenge. Okay, what did she do to you? What

850
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: deserved her car being keyed? Well? I found out she

851
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: was hiding from me, that she was secretly talking to

852
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend. They were talking, but it was I

853
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: laid her found out it was even more than just

854
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: oh it was more. So wait are you guys still friends? Um?

855
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: I mean there's definitely a tension between us. How could

856
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 1: you ever forgive her? So she actually hooked up with him? Yes, yes,

857
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: but I felt really I felt a lot better. Yeah

858
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: I did. Does she know that you keed it? No? No,

859
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: that's that's why it's our dirty little secret. She has

860
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: no idea. So did she tell you, like, was she

861
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: pissed about it? How did you have a conversation with her?

862
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: Or did she bring it up? No? No, she has

863
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: no clue that it was me. But the day that

864
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: had happened, she was telling me about it, play dumb like,

865
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah yeah, I was like, oh oh really,

866
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: that's terrible. She never found out who did it, but

867
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: she didn't get it fixed yet either. It's still there.

868
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow. So you see it all the time and

869
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: it just reminds you that she hooked up with your ex,

870
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: and the gift that keeps on giving the word, Oh

871
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: my god, you guys have a big deal. Someone hooks

872
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: up with your ex one of your friends. If it's

873
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: my best friend, yes, if it's a friend, I think

874
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: it's weird. It's a friend. If it's a friend. If

875
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: even someone I know, I'd be like, why did you

876
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: go there? Yeah, I mean I guess it would be weird.

877
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: There was like my ex um when we broke up,

878
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: there were several people who started like cooking up with

879
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: him and dating him. Not that they told me, but

880
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: they were my friends at one point or and I

881
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: thought it was so weird. Like I thought it was

882
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 1: so weird. It's very shady. Yeah that is. I mean,

883
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: it is weird, especially when you think about how many

884
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: people are in the world. Someone else. Yeah, I don't

885
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: think it's a it's a friend of that point, it's

886
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: an acquaintance. Yeah, I guess they moved from friend to

887
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: acquaintance after that when you keep that car I mean,

888
00:47:54,360 --> 00:48:00,439
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, keeping your enemies close, right, Yeah, that's right. Well,

889
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: good luck with your friendship and hopefully you know she

890
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 1: doesn't hook up with another ex of yours nobody does

891
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: break her windows next time. I guess. All right, thank you? Yes,

892
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little ingrette the Jubil Show on demand?

893
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: Then what's up with your grandma? Well, Jubil, thanks for asking.

894
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: But if you don't know me, I live with my

895
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: eighty seven year old grandma. I live in the basement.

896
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: I'm a bit of a stay at home kid that

897
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: you see about on the news. I want. Yeah, but

898
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: her name's Betty. She's a classic grandma and uh, she

899
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: has a classic grandma with a classic name exactly. That's

900
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: like the most grandma name ever. That it's crazy that

901
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: you have a grandma name Betty. Yeah, it is. I

902
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: had a grandma named Dorothy. Wants my grandma's name with

903
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,760
Speaker 1: Carol Carol. Wow, these are all great grandma Grandma. Grandma's

904
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: in a few year. Grandma's in like fifteen years, one

905
00:48:53,760 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 1: years different. H Tiffany Jazz. Yeah, as my grandma a spice,

906
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But anyway, like at grandma, she has

907
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: like her fair share of problems as well, like health problems.

908
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: But the other day we actually went to the doctor.

909
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: She has a ton of doctor appointments all the time.

910
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: Evan's always having to leave here to take her to

911
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: a doctor's appointment. That yeah, we're actually smoking all the time,

912
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: but spaking up a grandma just to get out of work.

913
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: So we set up an appointment because my grandma's asthma

914
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: has not been getting better and she's been on this

915
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: medication for about two and a half years, get inhaler right, yeah,

916
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: like in inhaler. So they keep giving her different things,

917
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: different inhaler's and it's just all been like, you know,

918
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: nothing's working. They tried for a local they haven't. Actually

919
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: that might work kills anything. But so just as the

920
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 1: doctor is like, you know, asking her about own haler's

921
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: and her medication, he also asked to see her like

922
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: do the inhaler so like how she actually inhales the

923
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: medication right? And it turns out for two and a

924
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: half years, Yeah, she has been getting no medication and

925
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: because she has the wrong technique, she hasn't been using

926
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: her inhaler rate for two something here, Yes, for two

927
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,439
Speaker 1: and a half years. So how does she do it?

928
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: So what she actually yeah, grandma, but no, So what

929
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: she does is she puts the inhaler in her mouth,

930
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: doesn't breathe it in, she swallows. So she's been swallowing

931
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 1: the medication and it's been going into her stomach instead

932
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: of like, yeahs going into her lungs. She just sprays

933
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: it in there and then yeah, drinks it basically yeah,

934
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: and it's literally like you know, causing stupid stuff like

935
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: bad breath. My grandma's got got this horrible breath of it. Yeah.

936
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 1: The doctor standing there like, oh my god, your Grandma's like, my, my,

937
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: my asthma's not going away. I got bad breath. Everything's

938
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: falling apart, and it's all due to her not using

939
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 1: her in. And then it's like, you know, she's so

940
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: she's swallowing it. It's not helping out. But then over

941
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 1: the weekend, after some like we adjusted how she's taking

942
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: in the medication and she's properly, she's actually doing it.

943
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: And it was two days that she's been doing in

944
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: the medication properly, and she calls me up and she's like,

945
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: every I feel amazing. Oh my god, that's incredible. I'm

946
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: so glad to hear that. And then I get back

947
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: though over the weekend and she goes, Evan, I cannot

948
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: tell you how good I feel. I went to the

949
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: dollar store and bought eleven things. Eleven things, eleven She

950
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: actually went to the dollar store and she goes, I

951
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 1: even got you a gift. I was like, oh my god,

952
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: what is it. It's a toothbrusholder. She's pumped up, right,

953
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,439
Speaker 1: she's so excited, Grandma. It's a huge world out there,

954
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: and she's like, by the way, I haven't been using

955
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: this Inhaler. There was some guy outside its sl me

956
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: is this stuff, but it's called Crystal. I think in

957
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: the beginning of it, I've ben run around like crazy

958
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: so real quick. Then, was her like before she figured

959
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: out how to use her medication correctly, was she just

960
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: coughing a lot? Or she could not breathe well, she

961
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: would cough all the time, like the most aggressive cough too.

962
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: Like she would talk to me as well, and just

963
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: like and I have to sit there because it's so

964
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: usual and like normal for me. I just would sit

965
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: there and be like, Okay, conversation is going to pick

966
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: up in a minute. Yeah. I don't know about like

967
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: timelines and things, but I feel like two years is

968
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: a long time for something not to get better like

969
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 1: that and to like maybe take some more tests or

970
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: figure out something else. Like it's crazy. So I'm glad

971
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: you guys finally figured out what's going on. Yeah, but

972
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: now I think she almost has too much energy. Yeah,

973
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: she's gonna start sign up for fun runs. Yeah, I

974
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: don't say five ks ya comes out. I just signed

975
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: up for a five K run. I haven't done one

976
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: of those in a while. This Inhaler is amazing. She's

977
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 1: power walking, right, she waits on her ankles. Yeah, actually,

978
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: your grandma's actually your sister. She just wants to using

979
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,879
Speaker 1: her hair. Right. She thought she was eighty seven, she's

980
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: actually thirty five. The Jewels Show on demand