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Speaker 1: I bet around enough. Mom's I'm not old enough to

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Speaker 1: not time to raise vibration by doing your daily one

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Speaker 1: card tarot draw. So um, while I shuffle my cards

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Speaker 1: right now, I need you guys to do something for me.

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Speaker 1: And that's thing of a question and manifest on that question.

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Speaker 1: It could be anything in your life, what you need

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Speaker 1: clarity on, what you need answers to, possibly for science,

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Speaker 1: and symbols throughout your day. So be open to the

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Speaker 1: what do we go? Oh? Okay, so it's the strength cards.

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Speaker 1: The Strength card is the eighth major Arcona. It represents

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Speaker 1: that signifies our outer strength, while the Strength card speaks

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Speaker 1: time coming. What I'm talking about is the Strength card

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Speaker 1: was a message about taking a leap of faith and

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Speaker 1: So whether you are consciously aware, you are worth the

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello, Um, hi is this Dana. Yep, this

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Speaker 1: is me. Hey, um Dana, this is Earle. I don't

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Speaker 1: what can I help you with? Ear All? I'm in

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay? Um, well you know, like, uh,

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Speaker 1: there's a bathroom on the job Yeah, and um, anyway,

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Speaker 1: all the guys made me call because, um, they wanted

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Speaker 1: Are you seriously calling this moment to see you what

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Speaker 1: you think or something? What? What? I don't know? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just with you or all they're messing with you.

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Speaker 1: Tell Mike to get to work and stop around. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, so I think there's maybe a misunderstanding a

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Speaker 1: Um what Yeah, maybe when you say I blew it up,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Because you said it like

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Speaker 1: Chad gave me this like, um okay. So we were

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Speaker 1: it's Chief Tom with the fire department. Um, this is Dana.

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Speaker 1: right now? Are you serious? So this is not nothing's

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Speaker 1: going on? No, your boss Luis said that you're handling

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand First Day follow Up. Anthony is

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Speaker 1: Not too bad? Yeah, before we get into the date

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Speaker 1: It's been about six days and she has I respond

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Speaker 1: What did you see in your email? Hey? Um, trying

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't feel like I'm boring,

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it? No, thank you predicted it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: thank you. The Jewels Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret,

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Speaker 1: Time for big A little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: And right now, the name of the collar on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say my favorite type of sandwich. Alex will

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Speaker 1: What's up, grilled cheese turkey bacon. You just like bacon sandwich.

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Speaker 1: like a bad one. But at the same time, whatever,

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Speaker 1: I did it already anyways, So I'll give you a

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Speaker 1: little bit of background on the whole story. So, my

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Speaker 1: my family's kind of crazy, a little bit like and

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Speaker 1: we're kind of like a mess. I guess you can

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Speaker 1: say that is just so you know, that is every

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Speaker 1: single family in the world is a bit crazy and

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Speaker 1: a bit of a mess. You ever meet those family

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Speaker 1: where they say that, they're like, we're also crazy, Like

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Speaker 1: you can meet my family can be like, well they're

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Speaker 1: nuts and you over there like you're some of those

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Speaker 1: born people I've ever met. How do you think that? Well,

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Speaker 1: with my family, a lot of us have been I

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Speaker 1: personally haven't, but a lot of us have been kind

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Speaker 1: of in and out of jail. We're really dysfunctional. Yeah okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: so like my dad, for instance, my dad's pretty much

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Speaker 1: been in and out of jail my whole life. Um

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Speaker 1: so um, and his brother, same thing, my uncle, um,

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Speaker 1: and he's actually the most recent person in our family

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Speaker 1: to actually, um get locked up. Okay, but is that

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Speaker 1: the thing that like the secret has not many people

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Speaker 1: know that a lot of your family have been arrested

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Speaker 1: like that. No. Um, so, well, for instance, my uncle,

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Speaker 1: like I was saying, he's the one, he's the most

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Speaker 1: recent one to go to jail, and the reason his

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Speaker 1: charge is branda auto. He does. But it's not even

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Speaker 1: like it was just like one time. He's done it,

447
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Speaker 1: like he's done it multiple times and he just hasn't

448
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Speaker 1: ever been caught, you know, and the whole family knew

449
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Speaker 1: about it too. Okay, this is where I guess it

450
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Speaker 1: kind of gets a little messed up. So my uncle

451
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Speaker 1: owed me four hundred bucks and he decided he wasn't

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Speaker 1: going to pay me. And I was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to pay me my money? And I've

454
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Speaker 1: asked him repeatedly, and it's like, come on, you boost

455
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Speaker 1: cars like you have, you're always flown in cash around

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Speaker 1: and you won't give me my four hundred dollars, Like yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: Like come on, do something about it. But um, So

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Speaker 1: what I ended up actually doing is I reported his

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Speaker 1: boosting cars to the police. I did. I turned him in.

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Speaker 1: I gave him the tip, and yeah, I tell you

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Speaker 1: is in jail. Wow, he actually sentenced. I love how

462
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Speaker 1: you did it as well, for like any moral reason.

463
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Speaker 1: It was the fact that he owed you money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, like I mean, I didn't really care.

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Speaker 1: Like like I said, We've known for years, So it

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Speaker 1: wasn't like I didn't do it because my guilty conscience

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's just like, you give me

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Speaker 1: my money back. Yeah, For all I had to do

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Speaker 1: was give me the Figer bucks and you probably would

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Speaker 1: be walking around right now. That's amazing, exactly. Too bad

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Speaker 1: there wasn't a reward for him, so you could have

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Speaker 1: got the reward turning him in. That would probably be

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Speaker 1: more than fier bucks. Yeah, oh no, there was a reward.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice cashry was or how much I sing on

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Speaker 1: the cake for a thousand bucks making money on the deal.

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Speaker 1: That's an investing money. I'm gonna start hanging out with

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Speaker 1: some ward friends that do crime so I could turn

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Speaker 1: me in and make money on the money they owe me.

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Speaker 1: He had to come j Yeah, I mean at first

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Speaker 1: I felt kind of bad, and you know, and that's

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Speaker 1: why I'm like calling now, because I just kind of

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Speaker 1: wanted to say it and get it out of my

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Speaker 1: body in my head, you know. But then I thought,

484
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Speaker 1: I was like, if you're going to keep stilling cars,

485
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Speaker 1: I'm actually doing everybody a favor and maybe he can

486
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Speaker 1: think about what he did and from am a better man.

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Speaker 1: I hope there you go. Yeah, hopefully nobody in your

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Speaker 1: family recognizes your voice right now, or I hope not.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, well, thank you for talking listening for sure.

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Speaker 1: I won't be lending any more money, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Or if you do flip it into some more by

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Speaker 1: turning them in, good job, yea, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dear little secret. Thank guys. The Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news day report.

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Speaker 1: The news for Tuesday, December seven, twenty one. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and there's a new number one holiday song in

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Speaker 1: the country right now, and you'll hear what it is

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Speaker 1: in a second, But first let's meet the idiots. I'm

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Speaker 1: as fresh. And if you've done standup comedy before and

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Speaker 1: I'm English Evan and step aside, Snakes on a plane,

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Speaker 1: Time for snakes in a house? All right, more on

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Speaker 1: those stories in just a second before your first story

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Speaker 1: of the day of the I n the idiot newstwork

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Speaker 1: and there's the report the news. If you didn't know,

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Speaker 1: we're doing the first annual Jewel Show Holiday Christmas Song

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Speaker 1: Parody Extravaganza, New parody song every single day. Coming up

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Speaker 1: in an hour, you'll hear a new one. But there's

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Speaker 1: currently a new number one Christmas song in the country

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Speaker 1: and it's the Yesterday song for the Jewel Shows first

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Speaker 1: annual Holiday Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. Here it is if

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Speaker 1: you missed it, Yeah, but that milk and cookie's ready.

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Speaker 1: thrashed me looking wine and the walk up in the

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Speaker 1: a forgotten how you stask my stocking and love your strength?

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Speaker 1: Christmas Smith Muffins. Save me all this good story, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: And this is the I n N the idiot news

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Speaker 1: that work where idiots aren't just in the new They

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Speaker 1: of the Countryright now before next story, fresh is on

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Speaker 1: location where in a comedy club, so rural Housewives of

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Speaker 1: New Jersey star Melissa Gorga's husband tries stand up for

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Speaker 1: the first time. And let's just say he lived up

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Speaker 1: to the expectation of doing horrible right the first time.

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Speaker 1: So okay. Supposedly he was sick that day, is what

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Speaker 1: his manager said, and then had a few scotches so

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Speaker 1: he was just hella drunk. Well, he's doing stand up

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Speaker 1: for the first time. It's not easy. It's a hard

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Speaker 1: thing to do. He was drunk, but his wife had

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Speaker 1: to come and get him all stage. I'm gonna play

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Speaker 1: a club for you guys. Usually he cracks up every night.

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Speaker 1: It's really stage what always happens when somebody tries comedy

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Speaker 1: for the first time. I do stand up if he

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Speaker 1: didn't know that. But when somebody tries it for the

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Speaker 1: first time, a lot of people bomb at first. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a hard thing to do. But the people that

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Speaker 1: come with them, or if they are just very insecure

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Speaker 1: about it, that's the same thing to say, Like normally

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Speaker 1: at home, I'm like cracking. Everybody that was like his

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Speaker 1: mum got on stage and was like, hey, he's usually better.

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Speaker 1: That's all I was sending it back to you. There

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Speaker 1: here much. This is the i n M, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network. We're idiots, aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: the next story of the day, let's sending on over

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Speaker 1: to English seven, who was on location in the back

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Speaker 1: of a party bus on a strip of pole. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. Also, I think I would be quite good

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Speaker 1: at a strip of pole, but no, I'm not there.

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Speaker 1: But a homeowner recently tried to smoke out some snakes

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Speaker 1: because they somehow got into their house. Unfortunately, this person

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Speaker 1: used coal and the house went up in flames and

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Speaker 1: the house no longer exists. The fire chief who responded,

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Speaker 1: Well that didn't go where I expected. When you said

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Speaker 1: smoke out snakes, I was like, I thought he was

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Speaker 1: That was the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: phone Frank Today Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, I'm doing well.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. And you've got some things going on,

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Speaker 1: don't you. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about that. I

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Speaker 1: do that occasionally. My name is Aquarius, and your husband

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Speaker 1: Robert should have alerted you that I was calling. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from the psychic network. Oh right, Hi, Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: calling around. Hello. Was nice enough to get you a

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Speaker 1: psychic reading from me. That's a wonderful birthday present, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally fantastic. I've actually I've never done this before,

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Speaker 1: so this is kind of a one second. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: I'm already getting something from you. I am getting a

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Speaker 1: sense are you sitting down? Yeah, I'm a sense that

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Speaker 1: this is the first time you've ever had a psychic reading. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just told you I've never done the poor because

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Speaker 1: I heard that. I heard that as soon as you

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Speaker 1: answered really, I heard it really quickly into our conversation,

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Speaker 1: that this was the first time you've had one. So

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Speaker 1: it's going to be okay, okay. But like I literally

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Speaker 1: told you, yes, well without saying the words so much,

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Speaker 1: I heard you loud and clear, it'll be okay. Aquarius

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Speaker 1: is very good at his job, real quick. To take

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Speaker 1: care of some of the business. I have to confirm

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Speaker 1: credit card number with you. Would you mind reading me

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Speaker 1: your credit card number to make sure I've got the

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Speaker 1: payment correct? Oh? Well, why don't you just read me

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Speaker 1: the one that you already have and I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: if it's correct. Well, I just don't feel comfortable reading

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Speaker 1: your information like that, you know, over the phone. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't feel comfortable reading my information over

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Speaker 1: the phone. You know what, I think we should be

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Speaker 1: fine with the payment. I will start by just asking

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Speaker 1: you a few questions. What is your mother's maiden name?

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Speaker 1: I don't really know why you need to know that

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Speaker 1: and name you your mother's maiden name, and you will

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Speaker 1: give me your social Security number so that I may

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Speaker 1: open a credit card to make some purchases from Louis

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Speaker 1: Vatan and Gucci on a credit card, purchase car. Literally

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Speaker 1: you now, I was asking your brother's maiden name because

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Speaker 1: a birth chart. I put together a birth chart for everybody.

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Speaker 1: So your birthday and your mother's maid a name, and

630
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: if you had a pet, that would be good too.

631
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a pet? Like a first pet?

632
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: You want what high school I went to? What their

633
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: concert I went on? Ask you again for your mother's

634
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: maiden name and a pet and a first car, and

635
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: you will give that to me so I may open

636
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: a credit card account in your name and purchase things

637
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: from Louis Vatan and Gucci. Yeah, everything saying did you

638
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: have something to say to me? Yeah, I'm going to

639
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: tell you that I'm going to call tops in a

640
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,919
Speaker 1: better business bureau and light to finish up this. Were

641
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 1: not working, work on someone else of the information which

642
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,919
Speaker 1: I desire, so that I may open up a credit

643
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: card in your name and purchase some slock purulent Gucci Gucci.

644
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: So it's not working Gucci s I can hear what

645
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Speaker 1: you're doing. Hap inform if this has worked on somebody else,

646
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: your social security I have the number you called me

647
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: on in my phone security number, your security question. I

648
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: can hear you. Thank you. When I am done speaking,

649
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: you will give me the information I require. So I'm

650
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: in purchase some Gucci socks. I'm not giving you any

651
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: information Gucci. The only information I'm taking is the information

652
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: of the number that you called me from your name,

653
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: and I'm reporting. Would like me to open the credit

654
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: card in your name for my Gucci God Hello, Hello, hello, hello. Yes,

655
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you were saying something. You wanted to give

656
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: me some information. I think no, I wanted to get

657
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: your information because I'm reporting you to the police. Is

658
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: there something you would like to tell me, Joanne, No,

659
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 1: you have not hypnotized me, idiot. I'm calling the cops

660
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: right now because who knows how many people you try

661
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: to do this. Chill. You're done speaking right now. You

662
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: will know that this is prank phone call and your

663
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: husband set you up part and this is actually Jewel

664
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you.

665
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: When I stop speaking, you will realize that Joel, oh

666
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: my God, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

667
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: doing a phone frank on you. Your husband Robert set

668
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: you up? Oh my god, Joanna, I still haven't gotten

669
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 1: the name of your first bet. If I could have that,

670
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: please the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of

671
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: the Roses only on The Jewel Show. Hey, this is

672
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: War the Roses to catch shar but I'm not even

673
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: sure if this qualifies. Is trying to catch somebody cheating?

674
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: We'll talk to Lexie, who's on the phone right now

675
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: because she thinks that her partner Braden is cheating on her.

676
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: Except her email said that they're an open relationship. So

677
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: here we go again, Lexi, if you're in an open relationship,

678
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: why are you calling us? Well? Yeah, I mean, I

679
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: know it's confusing at all. We are. We are in

680
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: an open relationship, but like, in order for us to

681
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: be in an open relationship, we had to set some

682
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: les and boundaries in order for it to be ethically

683
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: mon Mon, Yeah, for sure. I mean, if you're gonna

684
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: have an open relationship, but I think you should set

685
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: some ground rules otherwise it's just going to be like

686
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: we can do whatever we want and eventually somebody going

687
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: to do somewhere like, that's not what I want you

688
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: to do. Who initiated being in an open relationship? You

689
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: were him? We both did. So we met on a

690
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: dating app. That's four people that are Polly, you're in

691
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: an open relationship. You guys both know that it's not

692
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: that you think you are and he doesn't. You guys

693
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: are both aware because we've had that before where someone's like,

694
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: we're in a relationship and there was like, no, we're not.

695
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: So you met on an app before that, So you

696
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: guys have it all out there. You set some boundaries.

697
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: Why do you suspect that he's cheating? Then, well, you know,

698
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: we set rules. We set boundaries, and one of them,

699
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: one of our rules is that we tell each other

700
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: when we're talking to or seeing someone else. Like that's

701
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: part of it. It's part of the respect involved. And

702
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 1: Thursday nights are date night for us, Like there's absolutely

703
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: no exception. And you know, obviously there are other rules

704
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: like make safe sex, no more than three nights with

705
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 1: the same person, Like there's a lot of ground rules

706
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: to this in order to like keep the respect there

707
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: and out of you two. Who's the ones that's been

708
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: coming up with all the rules. We both agree to that,

709
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 1: so we both came to certain things that we wanted

710
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: in common ground and it works. Is he doing something

711
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: that he's breaking these rules? See? This is it? Like

712
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm not completely sure, but I think he has. I

713
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: have that feeling that he has And it's not like

714
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: an official rule that we have. But he's downloaded Tinder

715
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: and we both rag on Tinder, like we say it's

716
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: not good for open relationship couples, and um, you know,

717
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: if you you're there on Tinder and you're in an

718
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: open relationship, then most likely someone is cheating. And you know,

719
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: so it's just like in the poly community, it's known

720
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: that like Tinder is like the nickelback of Datia, popular

721
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,919
Speaker 1: but not very good. Like you downloaded the wrong dating

722
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: app in your open relationship. That's why you think he's cheating? Yeah,

723
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, essentially, that's that's what's got me

724
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 1: a little uneasy. And did you actually confront him about,

725
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: you know, downloading Tinder. Yeah, like we dissessed it a

726
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: little bit, but like it wasn't a real conversation and

727
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: he said he hasn't really met anybody on it, and

728
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of just like a conversation that

729
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: was rushing under the rug. Okay, do you know of

730
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: anywhere we could call him from that would seem legit? Um? Okay,

731
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: So I did think about this before I reached out

732
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: to you guys, and um, I want to see if

733
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 1: he would break any of our other rules. So, like

734
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: I was thinking you could call him from a restaurant

735
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: we recently went to. They kept messing up our order

736
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: while we were there, so like it wouldn't be it'd

737
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: be strange. Oh okay, So what what other rule are

738
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: you trying to see? Yeah, the Thursday night rule? Maybe

739
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: book for a Wednesday, oh Thursday, because or maybe we

740
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: say on a Thursday you can come in and we'll

741
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: a special thing for you because we screwed up. See

742
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: if he brings you or someone else, that's cheating as

743
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: far as you're concerned, right, Yeah, exactly, I mean you know, okay,

744
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: So like for this upcoming Thursday would work right all right,

745
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: because that's if there's no exceptions, then why would he

746
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: agree to it? So Thursday night is like for us,

747
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: it's the night we do things together and last like

748
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: there's like something with work that holds us up or something,

749
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: but and like he has missed a couple of Thursdays

750
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: in the last few months. Okay, all right, should look yeah, okay,

751
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: that sounds good to me. All Right, we'll do that.

752
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: We'll play us on come Back, and then we'll see

753
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: if he is seeing somebody else. Okay, well somebody else

754
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: doing things with someone else that you're not cool with

755
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: him doing things with someone else. Okay, all right, all right,

756
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show. There is

757
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: a confusing war of the roads to catch cheater. I mean,

758
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: it's not confusing, but it is confusing at the same

759
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: time for some pe used. If you're just joining us.

760
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: Lexie is on the phone and her and her boyfriend

761
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: Braydon are in an open relationship, but she thinks that

762
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: he's cheating. And you might have said to yourself, just then,

763
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: how do you cheat an open relationship? Because that's exactly

764
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: how I said it in my head. Weird that we

765
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: have the same head in our voice in our heads.

766
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, they have ground rules, and she thinks that

767
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: her boyfriend Braden has been breaking the ground rules and

768
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: seeing people in a way that he shouldn't and may

769
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: have actually started a relationship with someone else, and that

770
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: is definitely cheating as far as Lexei is concerned. We

771
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: just talked to her a second ago and they were

772
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: at a restaurant the other night and the restaurant kept

773
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: messing up his order apparently really bad, and they had

774
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,439
Speaker 1: their phone and round file from reservations. So she said,

775
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: if we call from there and then apologize and offer

776
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: him some sort of romantic dinner package on a Thursday

777
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: and see who he invites. Does he invite Lexi or

778
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: does he invite someone else, because Lexie and Braden have

779
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: a thing in their relationship where Thursday nights are only

780
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: reserved for them. And you said that he's missed a

781
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: couple of Thursdays recently. Yeah, and he's already missed a

782
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: few of them for work, which I mean, like, that's

783
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: not that crazy. All right, Okay, we'll call him right

784
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: now and see if we can find out if he's cheating.

785
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: And you're here with the yellow Hi, my name is Jordan,

786
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm the manager. I was looking for Bradon. You're speaking

787
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: to him. Hi, Bradon, how are you? I am calling

788
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: actually to apologize for the other night. Thank you. We

789
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: had the worst service the other night. Man, Like, I

790
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: usually don't complain. I'm usually pretty easygo and everyone has

791
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: bad nights. But come on, man, that was bad. They

792
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: told you everything, the chicken and stuff. I've got the

793
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: notes in front of me. Unfortunately, I wasn't working that night,

794
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: but I am l heafe, That's what they called me

795
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: around here. I'm the general manager of the restaurant, so

796
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: I'm the main guy. And I listen. I came in

797
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: and I saw the complaint notes, and I talked to

798
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: the staff and we did a real crap job for you,

799
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: and I want to get better. But the chicken was

800
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: completely undercooked. My friend, I don't I don't want to

801
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: tell people in the world, but that's that's where someone

802
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: gets sick. And then I mean personally, you know, my

803
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 1: girlfriend and I were having at nice night. We wanted

804
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: our drinks. They didn't arrive. We ordered a before the

805
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: meal and they didn't arrive until after. Come on, yeah,

806
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: like this was this was more than just a oh

807
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: everyone's busy. This was just we got ignored. Anyway, I

808
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,959
Speaker 1: want to go the extra mile because not enough people

809
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 1: do that now. And wanted to say we're very sorry

810
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: about your experience. And I would love to offer. I

811
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this is not but we

812
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: have a private dining area and I would love to

813
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: offer you, um a next Thursday evening for a private

814
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: dining experience where you will be weighted on hand and foot.

815
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: Oh Thursday, Uh, I think I've got to think a kid.

816
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: Does it have to be Thursday? Well, it doesn't have

817
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: to be if you wanted to happen this year, UMake

818
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: this work? Yeah, work. You know, not many people know

819
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 1: about our private dining room, like I said, and it

820
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: has been is really booked up. We actually had an

821
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: opening and I was like, well, I think you know,

822
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: it would be really nice thing to do. So yeah,

823
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: if you can make this Thursday work, otherwise I would scare.

824
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: I can schedule. It'll just be a while and it'd

825
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: be for you and one guest, and we would like

826
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: to also extend the offer to invite that guest. He

827
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: said girlfriend earlier. Yeah, yeah, so you can invite your

828
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend with some flowers that we would send and they

829
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: would look like you came from you, so it'd be

830
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: all romantic. You know. Thanks, you're gonna get any brownie

831
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: points from an evening that I thought I would I

832
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: did not handle well, so that would be great awesome.

833
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: So I guess all I need from you is you.

834
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: I'm going to confirm you for the time. It is

835
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: seven thirty in the PM, and you have the room

836
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: all night, well not all night when we until we close.

837
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: As far as inviting the person you want to bring

838
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: with you, whom I guess it's probably a girl friend,

839
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: but maybe not. Um I can send the flower and

840
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: have the flowers scent and we'll just do use the

841
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 1: delivery service. So I will need I guess first I'll

842
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: get the address and stuff for me, and it's talk

843
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: about I wouldn't need the name of the person that

844
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: you would like to bring with you. And then after that,

845
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 1: if you have anything you want to put on a card,

846
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: I can do that as well. Sure t I ff

847
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: is all I want to put on the card. And

848
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: then on the inside, can you put glad I swiped

849
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: right because now I have you in my life, love you,

850
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: and just put B. I'll get that on there and

851
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: it is to TF right, and wonder what Alexi is

852
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: going to think about that. Actually, a Lexi's on the phone,

853
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: so we should just hear from Lexey. I've heard, Hey, Bradon,

854
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 1: it's Lexy, your actual girlfriend Nick lex Yes, that's your

855
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,760
Speaker 1: girlfriend Lexey on the phone. Bradon, this is not the restaurant.

856
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewels Show. It's a radio show

857
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: Minae's Jewel Minds, alex Minds English Evan, and your girlfriend's

858
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: name is Alexei, not Tiff. And we do a segment

859
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: where we try to catch people cheating and I'll just

860
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: hand it on over to Ti or LEXI sorry about that, geez,

861
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm real sorry. Yeah, So, Brad who is tif It's

862
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: a girl I've been seeing for a hot minute. I mean,

863
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 1: not a big deal. H. So you call the radio

864
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: program only so like, forget the whole radio thing. We're

865
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: talking about our actual relationship and the fact that you're

866
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: breaking the rules that we have in our open relationships.

867
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: You're totally disrespected. It's kind of hard to forget the

868
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: radio thing when it's now on the radio and you

869
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 1: didn't give me any kind of warning. Executively, our rules

870
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: are what I've been following. I am only dating on

871
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: the side because of this relationship of ours. You pretty

872
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: much are doing the same. I don't see where the

873
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: problem is with our relationship. We've had so far. If

874
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: there's something you need to tell me different from what

875
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: we've been doing, that's a whole different conversation. But come on,

876
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: you are any people on the side as well. It's

877
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: not like we are. You're talking too much, dude, you're

878
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 1: lying because the truth we have rules. You're not following.

879
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: What rule breaking Thursday? You idiot? Thursday is our day.

880
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: You go out with someone else on a Thursday and

881
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: you are cheating. No, I've missed thursdays before. You've missed

882
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: thursdays before. Thursday has never been a rule of ours.

883
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: It's always been what we try to shoot for, but

884
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: it's never been I have to I mean, if you

885
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: want to go last now, I don't have a great dinner.

886
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: Let's go to dinner this Thursday and we can talk

887
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: about this. This doesn't make any sense. You're pulling me

888
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: out on the radio. Okay, what about Tinder? We're not

889
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: We're not sup see on Tinder either. You were on

890
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: Tinder when I first met you. That is where you

891
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: were originally when I first met you. That's not how

892
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: we met. You know that, but you were on it

893
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: for a long time. It doesn't until pass recently you

894
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 1: got rid of yours, and it wasn't until mine updated

895
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: when you asked me about the other day when my

896
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,959
Speaker 1: phone up, they didn't, and it reinstalled all my apps

897
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: with about me knowing about it. Yes, I've perused it.

898
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: Yes I've met someone on there, but you have as

899
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: well back in the day. It's not like this is

900
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: you actually now that I remember you said that you

901
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: loved her. Oh yeah, it is someone who's literally offered

902
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: me a romantic dinner to take out someone. I'm being

903
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: romantic all the way. Why not. That's when you dressed up,

904
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: that's where you feel fancy, It's where all the good

905
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: emotions come out. Then that's not cheating when it's just

906
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: a romantic dinner. This came out of nowhere, just now.

907
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: I do not understand. This is out of hand, and

908
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: you were going way off the deep end. This is crazy.

909
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: I am not continuing this anymore. Okay, is she still there? Alexi?

910
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: Are you still with us? I mean yeah, he's okay. Well,

911
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: I mean you probably have other options for dating, which

912
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: is good, right, wow, absolutely, okay. Yeah, I didn't even

913
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: see that one coming. I didn't either. I don't know

914
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: who to believe them. I mean, I think you know

915
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: he broke your rule. I think that he was probably

916
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: out of bounds with whoever he was with. You had

917
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: an open relationship and you had rules, but you have

918
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: been seeing other people in your open relationship. Yeah, and

919
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: you got to backup plan. At least you know that

920
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: he doesn't really care about your he doesn't respect your boundaries.

921
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: Good luck in the future. The Jubils Show on demand

922
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Sign for your dirty little secret

923
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924
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: have a dirty secret, you can tell us anything, literally,

925
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: whatever you want, because we keep everybody anonymous. And there's

926
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: a person on the phone to tell us a dirty

927
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: little secret right now. But we didn't ask what his

928
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: name is. Oh, I just gave it away this anyway.

929
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: We don't ask what your name is. We give everybody

930
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: a fake name. So I'll say an adjective housewife, Alex freesh,

931
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: we'll say it now and then English Evan, you say

932
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: a name, Okay, that'll be the name of the person

933
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: on the phone. We don't know what their real name is.

934
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: But on the phone right now to tell us a

935
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Is paper Barbecue, Greg, Paper Barbecue, Greg,

936
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: what's going on? Paper barbecue. Greg. Hey, man, I like that.

937
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 1: I like that in real life. I don't know how

938
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: you would earn that nickname, but it must have been

939
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: fun a wild weekend. Say what's your dirty little secret?

940
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: All right? I've been doing this since the first time

941
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: I ever stayed in a hotel and I opened the

942
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: drawer because you know, you know hotel, You like, I

943
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: wonder what it's like in here, Like, what all do

944
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 1: they got my child? Oh? Do kids love going to hotels?

945
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: I mean I used to love it too when I

946
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: was a kid and I would stayed at a hotel,

947
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 1: but I never I mean they freak out when they

948
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: get to a good hotel. I used still have the

949
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 1: mini bar my nine year old son, Jack's. He charged

950
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: like two hundred dollars once for long distance oh calling

951
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: my phone? Yeah yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you though,

952
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: every time I stay in a hotel, when I see

953
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 1: a family with kids, like in the lobby, I'm like,

954
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: you're screwed. All the stuff out of the coal bar.

955
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: So yeah, Oh dude, if if there's a mini bar

956
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: at a hotel and you have kids and prepare to

957
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: spend at least a million dollars it's like having a

958
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: kid at Disney World. They want everything. Yeah, exactly. You'll

959
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: spend a lot of money anyway. So when I stay

960
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: in hotel rooms, I don't. It's not so much what

961
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 1: I'm taking, it's what I'm giving back to the next

962
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: person to stay in the room. Yeah. So I always

963
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: travel with because you know, you've got to be prepared.

964
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: I always travel with a you know, a travel sized

965
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: box of condoms in the hope at one, you know,

966
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: something goes right way, but two I leave a single

967
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: unused meaning like still wrapped up in the package condom

968
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: in the Book of Leviticus the Bible, and the Bible say, yeah,

969
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: that is amazing. You leave a condom in the Bible, Yes, exactly,

970
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: just as like an oxymoron. Yeah, hoping that somebody in

971
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: like a moment of coming to you know, find religion,

972
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: finds instead like this is a sign that I should

973
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: not Yeah, or they're like, wow, I definitely need to

974
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: use these. Yeah. I guess. I guess it's you know,

975
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: you're being like, hey, you safe. That's funny. Usually, or

976
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 1: leave money. Yeah, like that's I think thing where people

977
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: put dollars in bibles. Yeah, so exactly, people leave money,

978
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: and you know, and I thought that was you know,

979
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 1: that's that's a typical idea. But I was like, what's

980
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: the thing that when you need one you can never find?

981
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: And it's like, if you need a condom, trying to

982
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: find a you know, like a pharmacy or something in

983
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: the nearby pretty easy. Yeah, they sell them everywhere. I've

984
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: never had a problem finding them. But I would rather

985
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: find one in a bible in a hotel room. It's

986
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: coolest story. Yeah, noticed that it was ordained by God

987
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, and so you leave, you always leave

988
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: it in the same spot. Yep. Started a book of Leviticus. Hilarious.

989
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: I mean, nothing sexier in levit Yeah, it gives me good.

990
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, very dirty little secret. Now,

991
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: if we find a condom in a bible in a

992
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: hotel room, we know it's you. You know I've been there. Yeah.

993
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand It's cyber a brand new

994
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: Christmas classic. It's The Jewel Show. And all month long

995
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: leading up to Christmas, we've been doing the Jewel Shows

996
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: first ever annual Holiday Party Song Extravaganza. Wow. Yes, so far.

997
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: Here's a clip from a couple of songs that we've done.

998
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: Felice not a drunk? Should I get drunk at Christmas?

999
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,959
Speaker 1: Should I get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk

1000
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: at Christmas? I'm at my family's house. I need to

1001
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: black out. An original song from US called Christmas wish List.

1002
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: I said it's Christmas, Conna get this. I said, it's Christmas.

1003
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: Your booties on my wish list? And who could forget

1004
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 1: the holiday classic jingle fans, Oh only fans, only, fans,

1005
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: only fans for me. Your gift this year is seeing

1006
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: more of Santa than you've seen hey, And of course

1007
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: our take on Tupac and Drey's California Love, give me

1008
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 1: all the stuff Christmas Eve night, It's time to party

1009
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: is coming and I've ben a please still bring me

1010
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: in a Bugatti? Something I say? And box box and

1011
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: a new parody song every single day at this time

1012
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: leading up to Christmas. Really bad idea. It's a lot

1013
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: of work, but songs people seem to like them so far.

1014
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 1: So what is today's parody holiday song? For Jewel Shows

1015
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: first ever annual Christmas Holiday Song Parody Extravaganza fest I

1016
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: just added a new part to it, a fest. Well,

1017
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: everybody's heard of this person. They come to town once

1018
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: in a while and they make a huge impact. Santa.

1019
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: It's not Santa's, Sorry, but there is a song Santa

1020
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 1: Claus Is Coming to Town, which is about Santa coming

1021
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 1: to town. I'm talking about Karen's. So we updated that

1022
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: song today to make it a little more twenty twenty one.

1023
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: This is called Karen Claus Is Coming to Town. Enjoy.

1024
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show on Hits one of six point one. Dearly,

1025
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: I caught the cop. Go ahead, put me on social media.

1026
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: I have seen you around this neighbor, Prede, you better

1027
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: watch out. Have your phone standing by. She's gonna shout

1028
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: hit recording time. Us. Caring clauses kinding to town. She's

1029
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: shaking her fist. She's angry at life. She's handing out

1030
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: on wanted advice. Oh, caring clauses kinding to town. She's

1031
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: in a starbuckscreaming triggered by up blaste. She's always in

1032
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: a really bad mood, preaching her favorite phrases to stay. Oh,

1033
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops. Arrest this guy. Let me see

1034
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: your manager. My privilege is white. Yeah, Caring Love is

1035
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: coming to town. Ahead, put me on social media. Stop

1036
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 1: telling me, Hey, I have seen you around this neighborhood

1037
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: too many times. You know I'm calling a point. I

1038
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: ain't your name. Oh, let's go. She's accusing you of

1039
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: stealing while she locks up her gate. She thinks that

1040
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: you're a criminal because you're out Anna about too late. Oh,

1041
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: get your phone out. She's gonna cry record right now,

1042
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: she's gonna let It's like, because Caring Claws thinks you're

1043
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: going to Jay, don't you freak out? Keep recording her lies.

1044
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: You can use it for clow million views by tonight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Caring clawses coming. Caaren Claus is coming. Oh, Caring Claus

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Speaker 1: is coming. Room clos is coming. Oh, Caring Claws is

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Speaker 1: coming to The Jebel Show on demand