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Speaker 1: We Back tran We back tran We back of Chance

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Speaker 1: the Rapper. Good ass intro from Acid Rap is I

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Speaker 1: believe what my brain was quoting when it spit it

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Speaker 1: back out at me. Come Acid Rap. I haven't listened

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Speaker 1: to that in a long time, but as the Rapp

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Speaker 1: was a great a great time. What a mixtape trend.

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Speaker 1: We back Brian. I am Jack. That is super producer

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Speaker 1: Brian Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Hello, everybody, It's me Brian the Editor.

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Speaker 1: And this is a character who will be playing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am now hold on, hold on, Jack, hold on?

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Speaker 2: Can I finish? Can I finish?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Kay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: I am rebranding myself as Brian the Editor. Okay, I

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Speaker 3: probably respond damn.

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Speaker 1: Serious energy, right, a serious branding. Jay.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's twenty twenty four, folks, I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to return it for one twenty twenty one, please,

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Speaker 1: or just anything, just one nineteen eighty nine. Could I

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Speaker 1: get a nineteen eighty nine in exchange for this twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four.

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Speaker 3: I'm feeling like a two thousand and six, maybe because

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Speaker 3: you still you still get enough of the internet. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you can steal pirate movies, it just takes a lot longer.

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Speaker 1: Not me. I wouldn't steal a car, and I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: steal a movie. What a time to be alive, folks.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four can only get better from here, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it can't be worse. Remember when that was

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Speaker 1: the thing that we all thought.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, Jack, I didn't think I would live this long.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just hey, I'm just glad to be here.

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Speaker 1: Guys, Hey, me too. I'm glad to be here for

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Speaker 1: the Epstein document drop. So is anyone who's come within

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Speaker 1: ten feet of an electronic device this week is probably aware.

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Speaker 1: Hundreds of pages of legal documents pertaining to Jeffrey Epstein

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Speaker 1: were unsealed, resulting in an online frenzy that caused the

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Speaker 1: court website hosting the docs to crash within minutes.

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Speaker 3: Which, may, I add, if you've ever been on a

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Speaker 3: government website, that's really not much of a statement, continued.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they crash, all they not great. So people were

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Speaker 1: expecting some bombshells about high profile associates, but it was

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff that I think we already knew.

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Speaker 1: People seem surprised that Stephen Hawking was on there, but

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I knew that already, that he was

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Speaker 1: like a known associate of Epstein, And there's definitely been

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Speaker 1: some stories about Stephen Hawking being a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a creep proof in the past, So you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: believe this one. Bill Clinton was mentioned over fifty times,

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Speaker 1: but not accused of any crimes, although the documents do

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Speaker 1: reference one of Epstein's accusers alleged that Epstein wants remarked

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Speaker 1: that Clinton likes him young, which doesn't sound good. Would

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Speaker 1: make sense given what we know about him being president

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Speaker 1: to most famously have had an affair with a fucking

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Speaker 1: relative child in the Oval office. Donald Trump also mentioned,

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Speaker 1: but it's not like it's just The most damning story

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Speaker 1: involves Epstein suggesting that they call up Trump during a

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Speaker 1: he wasn't in there that much, which is I mean,

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Speaker 1: kind of I see where they're coming from. It's not

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Speaker 1: a little weird that they're considering this a win since

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Speaker 1: the victim, the alleged victim in this case, whose lossuit

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Speaker 1: led to all of these documents in the first place,

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Speaker 1: was literally recruited for Epstein while working as a fifteen

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Speaker 1: year old cow girl at mar A Lago, So he's

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Speaker 2: I would say, I just I just wonder. My whole

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Speaker 3: Gonna like like wheel out these little drips and drabs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it feels like a distraction at this point.

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Speaker 3: Anytime they wheel out a batch of shit you already knew, yeah,

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Speaker 3: more or less, and just sort of they're just throwing

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Speaker 3: out names like all bunched together. Some of these people

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Speaker 3: are sex predators. Some of these people are just people

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Speaker 1: That was kind of his job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's it's frustrated to see this just wheeled out.

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Speaker 3: Anytime they need a fucking headline or I don't know

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Speaker 2: So like, what is the purpose of this is?

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Speaker 1: I mean question, there's a lot of document Like I

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Speaker 3: And but I mean, here's my issue is that it

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Speaker 3: ample time. There's been enough time for a slew of

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Speaker 3: documentaries to come out, but no cases. Right, It's just salacious.

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Speaker 3: That's the word I'm looking for. It's just salacious.

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Speaker 1: I will say, I'm not above it. It got my ass.

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Speaker 1: David Copperfield did magic tricks at a dinner party with

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Speaker 1: Epstein and was asking people he did you observe David

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Speaker 1: Copperfield to be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein's. McCauley asked,

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Speaker 1: to which the alleged victims said yes. Did Copperfield ever

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Speaker 1: discuss Jeffrey's involvement with young girls with you? The lawyer

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Speaker 1: then asked. He questioned me if I was aware that

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Speaker 1: girls were getting paid to find to other girls, which

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Speaker 1: is like suggest that David Copperfield was either like very

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Speaker 2: You never know what those magicians are up to.

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Speaker 3: It could be just true, It could be just a

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Speaker 1: Yes. Dershwit, though, you know, previously claimed that the documents

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Speaker 1: an eyewitness to sexual abuse of many miners by Epstein

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Speaker 1: this news, Dershwitz defended himself by blaming feminism and hamas

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Speaker 1: Where are all those radical feminists when it comes to

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Speaker 1: the Hamas rapes so killing it? Uh? Dershwitz, dersho Wits.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it just proves, you know, you don't have

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Speaker 2: to be smart to be a lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to be smart in one very specific way.

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Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll go through some other stories that

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Speaker 1: back and we're back. And Donald Trump got kicked off

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Speaker 1: so also off of may and he's challenging that with

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Speaker 1: and is probably going to win the presidency like that that,

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Speaker 1: like that. As more news piles up, it seems like

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Speaker 1: it's not out looking good for Biden. He's probably gonna win,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. Right.

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Speaker 3: Any state that would take him off the ballot was

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Speaker 2: It was already a blue state, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So that's wild that that's going to happen

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Speaker 1: fairly soon. There's a controversy over Disney Day Drinkers Club

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Speaker 1: called Benny. The thing from this story that is news

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Speaker 1: to me is just that there's a club of people

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Speaker 1: of adults who day drink all day at Epcot in Florida,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, leave our leave our little trash can alone,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something there's something alarmed, like alarming and sad

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Speaker 2: But there's just there's something spooky about.

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Speaker 1: That to me. Yeah, spookily and very specifically American. A

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Speaker 1: thirteen year old became the first human to beat Tetris. Recently,

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Speaker 1: an American thirteen year old named Willis Gibson recently beat

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Speaker 1: the original Tetris like kind of there's not like a

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Speaker 1: the game is designed to go on forever. But he

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Speaker 1: him the win. That's a that he beat the game.

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Speaker 1: Like he beat his head so hard. Yeah, yeah, beat

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Speaker 1: it so hard that like the game didn't even know

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to think about how much time that took,

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Speaker 3: but I am I am so glad Yeah, for humankind

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Speaker 3: that this was done by a thirteen year old in

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Speaker 1: Well, you lose your like little fast twitchies as you

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Speaker 1: get older, so you needed to be a young Like

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Speaker 1: they were talking about the way that he was doing it,

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Speaker 1: like there there's like a controlling method called like rolling,

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Speaker 1: the thing moving fast enough basically because once once, the

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Speaker 1: you have no no chance to like control or like

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Speaker 1: think about it. It's just immediate. Like the speed with

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have time to like process anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've seen videos of people like just leaving their body

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Speaker 3: playing Tetris. Yeah, but I never what's the highest level

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Speaker 3: you made it?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I beat it? Actually, That's why I was so

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Speaker 1: surprised to see this story because I beat it myself

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Speaker 1: on my game boy. Yeah, yeah, I was. I didn't

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Speaker 1: make a big deal about it, but I'm, you know,

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Speaker 1: as people know, a tremendous gamer.

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Speaker 2: The switch God.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Switch God. Jacob Bryant, No, I don't, I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: I do remember. Like this story gives me anxiety just

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Speaker 1: thinking about what he sees when he closes his eyes

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Speaker 1: at night after doing this, because Tetris is the Tetris

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Speaker 1: and skiing are the two things, and being on a

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Speaker 1: boat those are like the three things that like fuck

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Speaker 1: with my perception so much that hours later, when it

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Speaker 1: was like I was going to sleep. I couldn't a jump.

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Speaker 1: It was just like everything was Tetris in my brain.

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Speaker 3: You know what's funny is that there's I think it's

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Speaker 3: called Tetris Connect. There's a new Tetris out and I

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Speaker 2: And be as nasty as you like, be as nasty

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