Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency inter Com. You're
Speaker 1: I'm like touching your toes because I think it's a
Speaker 1: part of my body since it's like on my chair
Speaker 1: and you don't need to be on my chair.
Speaker 2: No, it's this is like a staple of the podcast now,
Speaker 2: like it's the only way I can be comfortable is
Speaker 2: if my legs are elevated to your chair.
Speaker 1: I saw comments of people being like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I bet Drew like internally like shakes anytime any touches them.
Speaker 1: We always touch each other, and they were always touching.
Speaker 2: We're really touchy feely people like you'll get huh and
Speaker 2: say like if you ever met us, like you'd get that,
Speaker 2: but like no one wants that.
Speaker 1: Also, we're not touching like people we'd like randomly meet.
Speaker 1: But I guess when someone comes up to me, I
Speaker 1: do Like before COVID, I would always hug them like
Speaker 1: someone's like, oh my god, I know you.
Speaker 2: I would go in for I'm like, why not I
Speaker 2: literally hug everybody I meet. Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's like a big no now, but like it'll literally
Speaker 2: like it could be like a business meeting and I'll
Speaker 2: like hug the person.
Speaker 1: Ow if it's like an adult, like I'll shake hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'll shake hands. Yeah, it's someone around our age,
Speaker 1: or it's like a friend of a friend, I'm fucking
Speaker 1: hugging you exactly, exactly, like if you seem like a peer,
Speaker 1: I'm hugging you, and I go like that, I hug
Speaker 1: and I go into the air and then they like
Speaker 1: give me a funny look, but they like wink it off.
Speaker 2: So it's new. It's new with you.
Speaker 1: Actually. One thing I do when update is I am
Speaker 1: so tired. I'm back to being like chronically tired as shit.
Speaker 2: Sleeping out until three am. But it's because you go
Speaker 2: to bed at like five pm every night or five
Speaker 2: am every night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't fall asleep, but it's because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just like, like my electronic it's just been overworked recently.
Speaker 2: We've just been working too much.
Speaker 1: We have been working a lot more than mutual because
Speaker 1: of my imposter syndrome. I've decided that like I need
Speaker 1: to be something like I need I need my roses,
Speaker 1: like I like I feel like so useless and like
Speaker 1: I haven't given anything to the world, which I already
Speaker 1: said in the last episode, and people are gonna be like, damn, girls,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: You're really harping on that, aren't shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah it's real. Yeah I know because I mean it. Like,
Speaker 1: we don't fake shit. We hate each ourselves, we hate
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: Well, I was waiting for you to be like, what's
Speaker 2: new with you, Drew?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay you even I needn't finish. Sorry, I'm actually
Speaker 1: so bad at like asking people about their day because
Speaker 1: I could just go on forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. That is an insecurity. Sorry to cut
Speaker 2: you off, but that is an insecurity of mine. Is like,
Speaker 2: when I'm texting someone, I can make it somehow relatable
Speaker 2: to my life every single time and no matter what
Speaker 2: it is, and I.
Speaker 1: Will the way that you didn't go when I'm just
Speaker 1: talking to someone. But you said when I'm texting someone,
Speaker 1: is this Like is this because you don't like interact
Speaker 1: with a lot of people?
Speaker 2: I think because I don't interact with a lot of
Speaker 2: people in real life. But like if I if there's
Speaker 2: someone I'm like talking to or like just chatting with,
Speaker 2: and like they're like opening up to me, like and
Speaker 2: being like sensitive with me, Like somehow my narcissism like
Speaker 2: takes over it, and it becomes genuinely hard for me
Speaker 2: to not make it about myself. And I don't know
Speaker 2: what that says about me as a person.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel that I don't know if I
Speaker 1: like I'm I think I'm pretty good. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you in your fucking funky water WALKI I think I'm
Speaker 1: like good at not making it about me, but I'm
Speaker 1: really bad at talking my fucking ass off. Like I
Speaker 1: will walk away from a conversation and be so embarrassed
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I did not shut the fuck up
Speaker 1: for thirty minutes. And it's especially worse when you're speaking
Speaker 1: to someone who isn't like very talkative, yeah, which like
Speaker 1: I should just be like, well whatever, that's like I'm
Speaker 1: very yeah, like that's how it's going to go. But
Speaker 1: as we'll just like ran across the floor. But I
Speaker 1: get so embarrassed because I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: am so annoying, Like I don't shut up for one second.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm the person that doesn't talk too much,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like I'm opposite to track. That's what
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 1: That's why our sex is really really good.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, none of that. Yes,
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 1: What's up with you?
Speaker 2: Have you been? I didn't want to get into this,
Speaker 2: but since you asked, I have a bump on my face.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: talk about what we were originally going to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get to that after this. But I woke
Speaker 2: up one yesterday morning and I had a giant lump
Speaker 2: on my face, right on my where my man, do
Speaker 2: mandibule are? I think the the joint in my.
Speaker 1: Jaw, English, bitch, just by your ear.
Speaker 2: My joint in my jaw. I woke up with the
Speaker 2: giant bump on my face and it swelled really big
Speaker 2: yesterday where it was actually visible and it's it's sort
Speaker 2: of the touch, but it went down last night, but
Speaker 2: it's still sort of the touch. So basically, I have
Speaker 2: a growth on my face and I may or may
Speaker 2: not make it out of this. And that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: like you guys don't realize how precious life is. And
Speaker 2: I may wake up tomorrow and it could burst and
Speaker 2: infect my brain and I'll never be the same. And
Speaker 2: that's but you might be normal. It might make my
Speaker 2: brain normal. It spread to my eye too, Like my
Speaker 2: eye was red.
Speaker 1: So your eye was red because you took a fucking
Speaker 1: shower and you scratched the fuck out of your eyeball.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just wanted to talk about that. Everyone's like, oh, due,
Speaker 2: it's probably just like a boil.
Speaker 1: It was actually so anoying. Kai was sitting on the
Speaker 1: couch and Drew went up to Kai, and Kai was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably a cis. They'll maybe have to drain it,
Speaker 1: but like it could even be like acme like sis,
Speaker 1: like it might not be that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: And Drew so no, He's like, no, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have to like cut me open, and like
Speaker 1: trying so hard to get kinda be worried for him. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's all we do is worry for you.
Speaker 2: No, you don't. No one worries for me anymore. That's
Speaker 2: the saddest part about my life is no one's worried
Speaker 2: about me anymore. Maybe my mom, maybe my mom is
Speaker 2: worried about me. But like you really are all alone
Speaker 2: in this life, and that's you. It's me, myself and
Speaker 2: I versus the world.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: What was I saying?
Speaker 1: I don't know I was. I know, that's just a
Speaker 1: fucking saying you goddamn idiot, you were just singing.
Speaker 2: It in the same time. That's something we should do.
Speaker 2: One podcast episode is me trying to finish or even
Speaker 2: replicate the lyrics to a song because I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just listened to the song for the way it sounds.
Speaker 2: I don't care about lyrics.
Speaker 1: I don't understand when people say that because I'm like,
Speaker 1: unless unless you're because it makes sense obviously if you're
Speaker 1: listening to like IDM and stuff, because there is no
Speaker 1: lyrics there, so you're listening to like the music itself.
Speaker 1: But if you're listening to a song with lyrics, at
Speaker 1: the forefront of that song is the lyrics.
Speaker 2: I think that's why I fell so deeply, like down
Speaker 2: that rabbit hole, like in twenty sixteen of like SoundCloud rap,
Speaker 2: because it really is all beat driven, and I think
Speaker 2: a lot of music is beat driven and lyrics are
Speaker 2: just supporting and I just listened to the beats. And
Speaker 2: also part of me, like you know, everyone in my
Speaker 2: like close circle, nos, like I can't read. That's not
Speaker 2: a joke, Like I actually can't read out loud. So
Speaker 2: I just think I have like a problem understanding words
Speaker 2: in so.
Speaker 1: And the complete fucking opposite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is crazy, Like okay, you're.
Speaker 1: Like you're like fingering my fucking pussy on the podcast
Speaker 1: with your feet right now.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just like the warm Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, you there, girl, but don't move around like that.
Speaker 1: You're like caressing me.
Speaker 2: What were we saying? Oh, I was gonna say, like
Speaker 2: you can like clock a sample from like three million
Speaker 2: miles away. It's like actually terrified.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but it's literally because my brain it's.
Speaker 2: Perk thirty walky slush.
Speaker 1: My god. The thing is that's only a visual gag.
Speaker 1: And everybody who's just listening you always do these weird
Speaker 1: visual things and nobody's what's the run stuff in that drink.
Speaker 2: B twelve or BE complex?
Speaker 1: Oh is it those little packets?
Speaker 2: No, it's a I got a dropper of B twelve,
Speaker 2: Like can I have some?
Speaker 1: I need some? I think I need like or BE
Speaker 1: twelve for energy or something. I don't know. My diets
Speaker 1: all fucked up. I'm like fully eating like pork and
Speaker 1: like chicken and shit again and like I'm just like
Speaker 1: destroying my body, going.
Speaker 2: Off the deepen yeah, it's be twelve. And then I
Speaker 2: put some mushroom extract and.
Speaker 1: That's I want to buy.
Speaker 2: LII was magnesium.
Speaker 1: I want to buy lines made to eat because I
Speaker 1: saw someone make like chicken nuggets out of it and
Speaker 1: it looked so fucking good. But fuck what I was saying, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're talking about like how my like sample brain. It's
Speaker 1: literally the same part of my brain that keeps like
Speaker 1: the Nicki Minaj files.
Speaker 2: That I'm like, oh, SpongeBob references. Nicki Minaj, you I
Speaker 2: don't have.
Speaker 1: That SpongeBob reference thing when people are like this is
Speaker 1: a SpongeBob Like everything in my life is a SpongeBob reference.
Speaker 1: I loved SpongeBob as a kid, But for some reason,
Speaker 1: that's not a cartoon, like I think of a lot
Speaker 1: a cartoon. I think of a lot is Flatjack.
Speaker 2: For some reason. Yeah, I like I think, you know,
Speaker 2: it's fucked up, Like this is genuinely like like one
Speaker 2: of my darkest secrets that like I'm actually afraid to
Speaker 2: admit to the Internet. And you know how we were
Speaker 2: just talking about yesterday, like we can like keep some
Speaker 2: things for ourselves. This is one thing that I've kept
Speaker 2: myself for too long, and I'm just gonna out myself
Speaker 2: on it because it's actually like fucked up that I
Speaker 2: haven't done this yet. But I never watched the Adventure Time,
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I've seen one episode of Adventure Time,
Speaker 2: like legitimately, I don't think. I think I maybe seen
Speaker 2: like three episodes.
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 2: I know, and everyone always talks about it and references
Speaker 2: it and it's like Mars and I don't get any
Speaker 2: of it, and I just play along and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was so influential, like yeah, like and I don't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: I never had literally me, when someone mentions the Beatles.
Speaker 2: I don't get it, never have, never will.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, never have, don't care to get it.
Speaker 2: Fuck the Beatles, No.
Speaker 1: Literally fucked the Beatles across the universe. I s this
Speaker 1: song by Fiona Apple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw a long ass time ago. Someone was
Speaker 2: like the only reason the Beatles were as famous as
Speaker 2: they were was because like literally everyone was horny like
Speaker 2: all the time because they have like porn and shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my thing with the Beatles. I used to
Speaker 1: you know how people are like I know how to
Speaker 1: make like film bros. Mad at the drop of a hat.
Speaker 1: That's me With music bros. I know how to make
Speaker 1: a music like freak mad at the drop of a hat,
Speaker 1: because at the end of the day, this music shit
Speaker 1: is just something I like, actually have a love for,
Speaker 1: and I'm not using it to shield my fucking insecurities,
Speaker 1: which is what a lot of men do with their hobbies.
Speaker 1: Like they're like, I love music and film, but it's
Speaker 1: like more so because they have absolutely no confidence and
Speaker 1: a huge ego, so they need something like that that
Speaker 1: they didn't actually make to shield them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, I was just thinking about like some.
Speaker 1: I can't some freaks, some freaks we've encountered, but I
Speaker 1: know how to make those motherfuckers mad at the drop
Speaker 1: of a hat. Even film bros. Because again, like I
Speaker 1: don't love movies the way I love music, so I
Speaker 1: don't know much about movies, and I just be saying
Speaker 1: shit like yeah, okay, Quentin.
Speaker 2: Teraryn who like Quentin terarrn pooh pooh.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like, I don't like the fuck do
Speaker 1: you want me to do do a backflip for him?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. And music bros Are so easily aggravating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like like you said, it's like their shield.
Speaker 2: It's like I own this, like this is my thing,
Speaker 2: and then it's yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: I guess that's that's all across the border, especially like
Speaker 1: I feel like now on the Internet because people are
Speaker 1: realizing like everybody's like and I have the same issue too.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like individualistic egos being burst because they're finding out
Speaker 1: like there are a lot of people on this planet
Speaker 1: who you even though you think the thing you like
Speaker 1: is so fucking niche, and only you know about it.
Speaker 1: If a thousand people know about it and you're on
Speaker 1: one side of the Internet, that that's what I was
Speaker 1: involved in, that there's a chance that everyone around you
Speaker 1: is involved in it.
Speaker 2: It just feels a lot bigger than it actually is.
Speaker 2: It's just this small little echo chamber of just shit
Speaker 2: that is just repeated and sent to the same people
Speaker 2: over and over again because of the algorithm sees you
Speaker 2: interacting with it every single time, and it just sucks
Speaker 2: you deeper and deeper and deeper and gets your brain
Speaker 2: just addicted to the literally.
Speaker 1: Also, like as you get older, you realize, like, who
Speaker 1: fucking gives a shit? Like I don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: I say that, but there's still so much music that
Speaker 1: I gay keep because I'm just like I am a
Speaker 1: gate keeper, preserving the culture or preserving it's like keeping
Speaker 1: some things for myself, Like I don't have to share everything.
Speaker 2: I like. Back to the Beatles thing though, Fuck the Beatles.
Speaker 1: No, literally, I like I of course, I'm like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: they did their thing, Like I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were influential. They did the thing.
Speaker 1: But did could they? Could the Beatles make Hotline Bling?
Speaker 2: Could the Beatles do Emily Monts? Emily Montes could do
Speaker 2: the Beatles, but the Beatles couldn't do Montes?
Speaker 1: I do not know who Emily Montes is. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: We'll show you after the podcast.
Speaker 1: No, because now I need to know.
Speaker 2: It's just like impossible to explain without It's like this,
Speaker 2: it's like an eight year old hyper pop. I don't
Speaker 2: know how. Oh I know, yeah, I know she makes
Speaker 2: hyper pop.
Speaker 1: I literally no, Like anybody could do the Beatles, but
Speaker 1: the Beatles can't do anybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, like I just the Beatles. Yeah, they did
Speaker 2: some things back in their time, but like it's just it's.
Speaker 1: Just fun to say it's fun to say shit like this.
Speaker 2: Because it makes so many people. I know there's gonna
Speaker 2: be when people.
Speaker 1: Would be so fucking shocked when at the ripe age
Speaker 1: of eighteen, I was like, I've never heard a fucking
Speaker 1: Beatles album, Like I've never listened I never heard them
Speaker 1: growing up, unless it was like in the fucking B Movie,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like they have a song in the
Speaker 1: B Movie, Like I never listened to the Beatles. I
Speaker 1: didn't hear that shit on the radio. People were like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't hear on the radio, bitch. I lived in
Speaker 1: fucking North Miami, Like you think I heard the Beatles
Speaker 1: on the radio, Like why the fuck would we play
Speaker 1: the Beatles? Like for maybe if I was still like
Speaker 1: like it was nap time and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: like time to put something like really fucking boring on,
Speaker 1: so I die, Like I just I mean I say that.
Speaker 2: And like there are a few songs that I listened
Speaker 2: to still regularly by the Beatles. But it's just so
Speaker 2: fun to like piss the people off because I know, literally,
Speaker 2: the only reason I brought it shaky, the only reason
Speaker 2: I brought it back to that is because I just
Speaker 2: wanted to like pit because you were like, it's so
Speaker 2: easy to make people angry, and I just wanted to
Speaker 2: prove that point.
Speaker 1: There is not see but you're not true to the
Speaker 1: word of fuck the Beatles, because there is not a
Speaker 1: single Beatles song on any of my streaming platforms that
Speaker 1: I listened to. Yesterday, I was listening to a really
Speaker 1: old playlist and there was a Beatles song on it
Speaker 1: that like a friend of mine had put it on,
Speaker 1: and I literally laughed out loud because I was like,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: So funny, Like, actually, you know what, I take back.
Speaker 2: I don't think I listened to a Beatles Beatles songs.
Speaker 2: I listened to what is it that collaboration album between
Speaker 2: John Lennon and his wife or John.
Speaker 1: In Yoko No see, I don't even know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, I don't, like I was gonna say John
Speaker 2: Legend and his wife Christina Aguilera or Kegan. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just I.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking care a bitch, Like I don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck if they were influential, They're okay, good, they did
Speaker 1: their job, just like some of you bitches say that
Speaker 1: about me, Like I don't.
Speaker 3: Give a fuck about the Beatles, Like it's a cycle
Speaker 3: like we we don't care who did what and where
Speaker 3: they were and who they were because I got the
Speaker 3: thing I wanted at the end, I don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck who did it, Like, I just don't care.
Speaker 1: But yeah, fuck the Beatles if no. I love when
Speaker 1: people are like it's reminds me of my childhood. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: your ship.
Speaker 2: Was boring childhood. Go touch some grass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't be like I'm trying to imagine my
Speaker 1: dad playing the Beatles around me. No, it just didn't happen.
Speaker 1: But I guess Also, I grew up in a Latin household,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we were listening to Bachata, not Lost Beatles.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't even know where we were going
Speaker 1: with that because this has nothing to do with the
Speaker 1: original topic of this episode.
Speaker 2: I just went on a tangent about the Beatles sucking ass,
Speaker 2: but the original topic of this I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: I could tie it in like music was playing where
Speaker 2: we were, but oh.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I have to say something. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of songs that were popular amongst like
Speaker 1: specifically white people, that I do not relate to as kids,
Speaker 1: And every time it comes on in a club or party.
Speaker 1: I just act like I know the lyrics, and I'm
Speaker 1: like I have heard the song maybe five times, and
Speaker 1: each time it was at a party like this where
Speaker 1: it was like a lot of white people who were
Speaker 1: like screaming at the top of their lungs having time
Speaker 1: of their life. I can't even think of the song.
Speaker 1: And that's how I know I genuinely don't know it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's very like, uh, that song that was
Speaker 1: like I just yet eat killing Me? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever heard that song in the day,
Speaker 1: like never in my life.
Speaker 2: Why does everyone know that?
Speaker 1: And everyone loves it? And I'm like I can play
Speaker 1: and act like I'm supposed.
Speaker 2: To like that fucking song called Kai. What's a song
Speaker 2: called I just can't Stop killing Me?
Speaker 1: It's killing The thing is I went through like an
Speaker 1: alternative face, So I feel like that should be on
Speaker 1: the docket of like I would. I love the Arctic Monkey,
Speaker 1: so like I should know that.
Speaker 2: We just learned about music and other places because I
Speaker 2: couldn't under my ballsack.
Speaker 1: I just have all of my files under my ballsack.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It starts killers oh, which is like a classic song
Speaker 2: that everybody.
Speaker 1: Knows I'm thinking of a different song. I'm like, mister Bride.
Speaker 2: Mister that's Yellow Magical Orchestra. Oh no, no, no, uh
Speaker 2: bring me the light. No op, mister Brice, what is that?
Speaker 2: What is that fucking song? Dunt Electric Orchestra?
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, I was like a Yellow Magic Orchestra.
Speaker 1: That's like that other group I'm thinking, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I would know that if that was from them, but
Speaker 1: it was. It's they have a spaceship on there.
Speaker 2: But you know it starts in my toes and meaning
Speaker 2: my nose. Every I do know that.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm like, hella pushing off white culture.
Speaker 2: What's it like in New York City. I'm a thousand miles.
Speaker 2: Why does no one put that on the club so pretty?
Speaker 1: Because it's like sad.
Speaker 2: Exactly, we need a club when you're sad. Oh my
Speaker 2: fucking god. That's actually that's called.
Speaker 1: Like a dive bar. That's what that is. That's what
Speaker 1: a dive bar. It's literally what a dive bar. And
Speaker 1: they have a jukebox so you can go play the sad.
Speaker 2: Sad, shy music. Okay, okay, let's get into the topic
Speaker 2: of this video this podcast.
Speaker 1: So I'm so sorry one more thing.
Speaker 2: I just realized, if I you're a big ball, I.
Speaker 1: Injected it, Yes, because if I injected enough fat into
Speaker 1: my vulva, my lips would fall like a ba ball.
Speaker 2: Now what if I slapped the ship out of you?
Speaker 2: The roles have been reversed because what the fuck? What
Speaker 2: is it about it? No, I'm thinking about it, but
Speaker 2: like I mean, it makes sense, but like in okay,
Speaker 2: I'm itching, you're making me itchy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the topic of today was our big night out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess I'll let you start it because
Speaker 2: I barely remember half of it. And also it.
Speaker 1: Starts with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it starts with you.
Speaker 1: Okay. So me Andrew have an issue where we get
Speaker 1: invited out a lot. Well, we used to get invited
Speaker 1: out all the time, but as we became hermits, we
Speaker 1: would just never show up. So we stopped being invited
Speaker 1: out and we fully fell out of that like social
Speaker 1: like activity of going out. And people don't ask us
Speaker 1: to go to parties anymore because it's like which we
Speaker 1: never go. So people would like invite us and then
Speaker 1: we just want to show up.
Speaker 2: Also, it was peak pandemic. But another conversation, but keep going.
Speaker 5: But no.
Speaker 1: Even before that, we had like stopped for a while.
Speaker 1: I guess before pandemic we were kind of getting back
Speaker 1: into it, but we hadn't like made our footing yet,
Speaker 1: as like we're back to it. So it's it. As
Speaker 1: things started like opening back up, we weren't. It was
Speaker 1: it was silence. It was radio silence, and it was hurtful.
Speaker 2: And you and all of you know who you are,
Speaker 2: me like they're listening. I mean, if they were real lovers.
Speaker 1: They're not even inviting us to the party. They're not
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. I have a burpsuck and it's
Speaker 1: like hurting.
Speaker 2: You need to suck it out.
Speaker 1: That was like vomit it.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, ooh, it smells like toast.
Speaker 1: It was a city.
Speaker 4: M m.
Speaker 1: I'm about to ship myself. Also, I'm about to shit
Speaker 1: thro up. Okay. So recently I've been way more social. Drew,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up because it's like overpowering my words. Ew.
Speaker 1: That was so gross. You look like a little kid. Sorry,
Speaker 1: and then you picked your nose.
Speaker 2: Itch. I didn't pick it, Itch.
Speaker 1: So recently I've been a lot more social.
Speaker 2: Does it feel like life is in slow motion right now?
Speaker 2: Like the last like thirty minutes. Have it felt like
Speaker 2: has it felt like slow motion for you?
Speaker 1: Yes? And no, it felt like very quick Weirdly for me, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like I'm in slow motion.
Speaker 1: Okay, you made me lose my train of thought, you
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Oh okay. So recently, I've personally been a
Speaker 1: lot more social, Like anytime someone invites me out, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I go, I go, I go. But there's one homie
Speaker 1: who like has been inviting me out to parties and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I always say no. But it's usually because like
Speaker 1: the timing is awful. Like literally one of the nights
Speaker 1: I had like come home after a shoot and was
Speaker 1: like sobbing on the couch. Yeah, And then I was
Speaker 1: invited to a party and I was like, I literally
Speaker 1: can't go. I'm like in a depressive state on my
Speaker 1: couch right now. I'm like sinking into the abyss. But
Speaker 1: I got invited again, and Quinn also got invited, so
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, if Quinn's going, I'll go,
Speaker 1: Like that is like a safety friend who I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know this friend who's going other than like if
Speaker 1: Drew wants to go. And at this point I didn't
Speaker 1: know if Drew wanted to go because we had both
Speaker 1: been running around and working all day. So I was like,
Speaker 1: there's a chance we don't go, and I was honestly
Speaker 1: fucking dreading it because I was so exhausted.
Speaker 2: Like I was actually surprisingly like the roles were reversed. Normally,
Speaker 2: it's like Enya does or once ago and I don't,
Speaker 2: But this time I was kind of like rooting for
Speaker 2: going out. I was kind of like I missed the
Speaker 2: last two outings because I just didn't want to go,
Speaker 2: and now like I have this opportunity to go, Like
Speaker 2: I'm kind of excited, but I'm not pushing it for it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like I was like, yeah, I'll go out, which
Speaker 2: is like surprising now for me, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I was literally so fucking exhausted, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I do want to go, but I knew deep in
Speaker 1: my heart, I was like, this will probably be the
Speaker 1: last time I'm ever invited.
Speaker 2: Out before if you say no, if I if.
Speaker 1: I don't show up, because every time I'm like no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. And I had made a comment to them
Speaker 1: I was like, one of these days, I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: for an invite though, And I fucking expect to get it,
Speaker 1: even though I keep saying no, but I obviously know that.
Speaker 1: Like it's like when you hit up a homieho like
Speaker 1: doesn't even reply to you, you're gonna stop hitting them up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I was like, I need to do this to
Speaker 1: show that I am the kind of person who will
Speaker 1: follow through on these social activities and all that I'm invited.
Speaker 2: Also, we were kind of like this is like the
Speaker 2: beginning of our social light era, like we want to
Speaker 2: be like little social lites kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like I literally have envy of Quinn because
Speaker 1: I don't know how fucking Quinn does it. But Quinn
Speaker 1: is genuinely like to me like Paris Hilton status social life,
Speaker 1: Like she she's like always everybody, always there, She's always
Speaker 1: on the scene, like everybody's talking to her, like she
Speaker 1: knows literally everyone. And I'm like, wow, that's crazy. But
Speaker 1: also like I feel like Quinn was like kind of
Speaker 1: made for that, and like I'm I'm looking at kind
Speaker 1: of I'm like I want to be that so bad,
Speaker 1: but like I can't. I don't know if I have
Speaker 1: brain capacity to do that, but we'll see, I'll push
Speaker 1: myself to do it. So yeah, whatever, whatever. I'm like
Speaker 1: granting at this point. But basically we go out to
Speaker 1: eat because we were like this is very important.
Speaker 2: We very very important. We eat a girthy bowl of
Speaker 2: fucking ramen, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ramen, and I have like way too much sushi.
Speaker 2: I eat good like I eat a bowl of ramen too,
Speaker 2: pork buns, like my stomach was full, Like it wasn't
Speaker 2: like I had an empty stomach.
Speaker 1: We had like a righty foundation for alcohol to be
Speaker 1: poorn on top.
Speaker 2: And like I've said in an earlier video, I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess you can already understand, like you're kind of
Speaker 2: putting the pieces together and seeing where this is going.
Speaker 2: But like I go out in Perge in Purge like
Speaker 2: two three, four times a year, Like I go out
Speaker 2: and it's not fun, like for anybody but myself, and
Speaker 2: even for myself, it's not fun. It's just like literally
Speaker 2: getting it all out. But I but I was like, no,
Speaker 2: like I'm not doing that. I'm just gonna have a
Speaker 2: social night, Like I'm just gonna be like a twenty
Speaker 2: something year old who doesn't fucking drink till they black out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a good time, like I'm gonna enjoy myself.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna remember the night. I'm gonna drink lightly. We're
Speaker 2: not buying drinks at the club. We don't know if
Speaker 2: there's gonna be drinks there, but I'm gonna make sure
Speaker 2: that I'm not over drinking because it's just I don't
Speaker 2: want to feel like fucking garbage.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally both of us were like okay, cause also
Speaker 1: like I've been going out often and I've like kind
Speaker 1: of perfected like that if there is drinks, like I'm
Speaker 1: good at being like no, I'll have like one or
Speaker 1: two and like I'll be chill and I can like
Speaker 1: rest there any that's even if drinks are free. Like
Speaker 1: I had gone to an event like a few nights
Speaker 1: before and it was like this open bar situation. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, everyone's drinking. It is like a socially thing,
Speaker 1: So like, okay, I'll have like a drink, like nothing
Speaker 1: too crazy. I'm gonna make it back home, like saying,
Speaker 1: and in one piece and like whatever. So in my
Speaker 1: head I was like I can do that tonight too.
Speaker 1: And we even took the precaution of we this. I
Speaker 1: think this is where we fucked up. We should not
Speaker 1: have pregamed here because we each had like three shots
Speaker 1: before we left the house, which and.
Speaker 2: It was like within like thirty minutes, Like it wasn't
Speaker 2: it wasn't like pacing ourselves. It was three shots in
Speaker 2: like thirty minutes. But in my defense, I am terrible
Speaker 2: in social situations, like like I'm so unenjoyable and disgusting
Speaker 2: and like really cannot communicate with people, and like that
Speaker 2: is just exasperated by like loud music and people that
Speaker 2: I am like intimidated by are in love with. So
Speaker 2: the fear of going out without a shot in me
Speaker 2: like genuinely, like I wouldn't have gone if like we
Speaker 2: were like no pregame, but like now for now on,
Speaker 2: no pregame, like genuinely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if there's a possibility of free drinks. Because
Speaker 1: we got there and I literally left my cards here
Speaker 1: because Drew has good self control, where like he won't
Speaker 1: buy something if he like set in his mind that
Speaker 1: he won't. I don't, especially if I'm like drunk, I'll
Speaker 1: be like I'll buy drinks like drinks, so everyone I
Speaker 1: don't care, Like everyone like let's go. So I left
Speaker 1: my cards here because we were like we're not buying anything.
Speaker 1: We get there there are free drinks.
Speaker 2: And bottle service.
Speaker 1: I don't know the club, and we just got too drunk.
Speaker 1: I don't I personally don't think I got too drunk,
Speaker 1: Like I've been told that even when I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I am so drunk right now that I handle myself
Speaker 1: pretty well, and it's like rare that I'm like to
Speaker 1: the point of like solaring words or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But that night I was drunk enough that in the
Speaker 1: videos I took and I like watched, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was, like I was drunk, and I don't like
Speaker 1: seeing that I was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'll take over the story from here because it's.
Speaker 1: Kind of now it's your journey.
Speaker 2: Fucking roller coasters. So this is my version of the story.
Speaker 2: We take three shots at the house before we leave,
Speaker 2: we get into the uber. I'm feeling myself like I'm like.
Speaker 1: I know, before we got the uber, jews like I'm
Speaker 1: not drunk yet.
Speaker 2: And then he.
Speaker 1: Opened the door to the ers.
Speaker 2: Like like it's it's fucked up. Like I'm feeling myself
Speaker 2: like it's it's naughty, it's not. It's not looking so
Speaker 2: good so far. So then I get to the club
Speaker 2: like we're waiting outside. I have like zero anxieties. I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: like my plan is working, like I like can communicate
Speaker 2: with people. Like whatever we get in, we get led
Speaker 2: through the fucking gross damn thing I don't fucking know
Speaker 2: to this like table and like immediately or served like
Speaker 2: a drink and like I take the shot and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's it, like I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna chill here,
Speaker 2: like please. And then for some reason, I just kept
Speaker 2: getting past drinks, like whether it was like in your
Speaker 2: drink like she's like take a sip of this, or
Speaker 2: like Quinn was like I'm done with this drink, like
Speaker 2: finish this like whatever, so I would just like do that,
Speaker 2: and then I became the garbage disposal of the night
Speaker 2: and like I'm literally so stingy. I was like I'm
Speaker 2: not letting like whatever, like this is like whatever, it's
Speaker 2: become this like I can't control it, like the trains
Speaker 2: move left the station, like I'm gonna just go for it.
Speaker 2: And I like really tried to withhold, like I tried
Speaker 2: with all my might to just not let this happen,
Speaker 2: but like it just I kept getting served drinks and
Speaker 2: then we're sitting at this other table, like just being rowdy, rambunctious,
Speaker 2: like idiots like try I think, I like try to
Speaker 2: embarrass myself in the club. Like I'm like, y'all take
Speaker 2: yourselves too serious. I'm gonna be the fool, like the gesture.
Speaker 2: But yes, so we're drinking. I'm drinking too much. I
Speaker 2: don't even like saying that because like I didn't drink
Speaker 2: too much. I don't know how it. I don't know
Speaker 2: how this happened, like it literally.
Speaker 1: Like also, to clarify, Drew has not drank in months.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is, like personally, I literally
Speaker 1: think because like I it's not that I've like been
Speaker 1: drinking a lot, but like because I've been, it's not
Speaker 1: like I haven't drank in like months, Like I've been
Speaker 1: having like a drink every now and then and like
Speaker 1: a few drinks and like getting close to being drunk
Speaker 1: often enough that like I can go past the point
Speaker 1: of being drunk and be fine because my body is
Speaker 1: like I can handle this, but your body has literally
Speaker 1: not consumed alcohol for so long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a like I'm I'm sober man, I'm so
Speaker 2: here knows you no say no evil man, that's my life.
Speaker 1: That's not the same. Isn't that here no say no
Speaker 1: see no evil. That's what here knows, say no see
Speaker 1: no evil.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we're just clowns in the club, like I like,
Speaker 2: I like making people look at me and laugh at me, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care to look like a fool's ma.
Speaker 1: We're literally drunk. It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It's like my way of getting the attention like other
Speaker 2: people do other things like look sexy, like do their
Speaker 2: makeup whatever, like I like. Yeah. So, like I was saying,
Speaker 2: I don't understand how I got here, but I ended
Speaker 2: up here and in the club like I was, I
Speaker 2: was acting normal like I wasn't like belligerent, I wasn't
Speaker 2: like doing stupid shit. I wasn't acting way too drunk,
Speaker 2: like I was holding my own And then like the
Speaker 2: nights winding down like me and and you're, like we've
Speaker 2: said before, our chillers, like we stay at the club
Speaker 2: or the like events until fucking the last second.
Speaker 1: It's probably that is the one thing I am embarrassed
Speaker 1: about about our behavior. We like do not take a
Speaker 1: signal to just fucking go home, Like we will hang
Speaker 1: until the very last moment. But again it's because that's
Speaker 1: what we do in our friend groups. Like all of
Speaker 1: our friends we hang out till the fucking crack of
Speaker 1: dawn until like our eyes are falling out of our head.
Speaker 1: So we have the bad habit of in social settings
Speaker 1: doing the same thing, but it doesn't read the same
Speaker 1: because we just seem like we literally have nowhere else
Speaker 1: to be, which is the truth. I have nowhere else
Speaker 1: to be. That's why I'm here, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But we like showed up thinking like we're gonna be
Speaker 1: there and like we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Be in and out, We're gonna be missing out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna showface, be mysterious, leave Mitch.
Speaker 2: No, no on on who's fucking a chord? Not mine?
Speaker 2: Because then it's like, okay, it's time to go, and
Speaker 2: I like hand in you on my phone and I'm
Speaker 2: like call like call the fucking uber, like, oh no, Gore,
Speaker 2: because I know he was destroying it. What was he
Speaker 2: destroying it? Which leaf was it? Yes? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Whatever will just like constantly like ruins my life and
Speaker 2: like literally just.
Speaker 1: Someone else competent was like I literally can't tell if
Speaker 1: Jews like obsessed with a Zool or wants her.
Speaker 2: God both, Like I literally love a Zool with my
Speaker 2: whole heart and that's my fault that it was there.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I hand any of the phone and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: like I'm feeling it, like I'm starting to like.
Speaker 6: Lose Oh he's evil, you just put it like some
Speaker 6: Yeah it's dude.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he just like ruined the whole podcast
Speaker 2: from me. So I hand in my phone and given
Speaker 2: like I'm like call it uber, Like I'm starting to
Speaker 2: like lose consciousness at this point, like I'm starting to
Speaker 2: like lose touch.
Speaker 1: So crazy? Is you seemed so normal? Like Branton. I
Speaker 1: was also like very drunk, and I did see a
Speaker 1: video of both of us after and I was like
Speaker 1: I never need to see us that drunk again. And
Speaker 1: I'm like dancing onto it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like also, I wonder if people think we're dating, like
Speaker 1: we like fucking grind and fuck.
Speaker 2: Each other clothes, but it's just fun, Like.
Speaker 1: No, yeah it is, And that's how people in Miami,
Speaker 1: that's how we show love. You grind on everybody you
Speaker 1: claim to love exactly, but La, people wouldn't understand that
Speaker 1: my Miami. You're right, here would understand me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: shaking my hand off.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, you I get into the Uber, It's
Speaker 2: it's immediately bad, like immediately like I like collapse, like
Speaker 2: I I like im paralyzed. I can't feel my limbs,
Speaker 2: I'm not in my head, I can't say words. I'm
Speaker 2: sweating the most, so much, the most sweat I've ever
Speaker 2: created in my entire life. I'm like just out of
Speaker 2: every part of my body, like literally dripping sweat, and
Speaker 2: I'm like getting cooled, like I'm cold at this point,
Speaker 2: like because AC's blowing on me like it's fucked up,
Speaker 2: like and it's starting to look really bad.
Speaker 1: I'm literally Drew. We get in the car and I
Speaker 1: think it's fine, and I go to get on my
Speaker 1: phone and next thing I know, Drew's hand head is
Speaker 1: in my hand like I'm literally holding him up, and
Speaker 1: my hand is getting covered in sweat, like my hand
Speaker 1: is wet from him, like all the alcohol is dripping
Speaker 1: out of his pores. Like I think his body was
Speaker 1: literally like get and I was just holding him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I have no thoughts in my head, like
Speaker 2: I'm I feel sick, so I'm like I'm sick, but
Speaker 2: I'm not saying like like I.
Speaker 1: Get it's not communicating anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't speak like it's it's looking really.
Speaker 1: Really actually, you know, now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: you you did ask twice like how far? Like how far?
Speaker 1: Like you got like those words out because I remember
Speaker 1: going out loud of being like and looking forward and
Speaker 1: being like we're like three minutes, we're you're okay. It's
Speaker 1: like three minutes, like you're gonna be good, dude, Yeah
Speaker 1: that's fucking racing because he knew. But like I think
Speaker 1: it was less so much about your safety but more
Speaker 1: like get this motherfucker out of my car because I
Speaker 1: know he's gonna puke everywhere.
Speaker 2: Like so we pull up to the crib and like
Speaker 2: light clockwork, I opened the door and I just projectile
Speaker 2: vomit all over myself, like literally neon red because we
Speaker 2: drank fucking Fantom for a chaser and like rom and
Speaker 2: just all over me, like I can't think, I'm not thinking.
Speaker 2: I just get out of the car.
Speaker 1: I just like, yeah, you fall out, and I'm like
Speaker 1: crawling behind him to the where I'm like thank you
Speaker 1: so much. I'm so sorry, Like no vomit got in
Speaker 1: the car but he was like, no, it's okay, like
Speaker 1: please be safe, like it's okay, I understand, and I
Speaker 1: was like I'm so sorry, and like I just like
Speaker 1: push drew the rest out of the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I immediately collapse on the floor out front
Speaker 2: of our house like it's two am. I'm dead, like
Speaker 2: legitimately dead, Like I can't move, I can't think, I
Speaker 2: can't speak words like genuinely so fucked up. And then
Speaker 2: I continue just vomiting, like I keep throwing up all
Speaker 2: over the place like it's it's really not looking good.
Speaker 2: And then I start like like starting I'm starting to
Speaker 2: freak out, like I've never felt like this in my
Speaker 2: entire life, Like I know what being too drunk feels like,
Speaker 2: but I have never felt this feeling before. Where like
Speaker 2: my I'm like, I'm like cognitive, but I can't say
Speaker 2: words and I can't move my body, so I'm starting
Speaker 2: to panic and i'd like I'm like begging for an ambulance.
Speaker 2: I'm like, take me to the hospital, like please, someone
Speaker 2: like and then in your calls Josh and gets joshed
Speaker 2: out there, but Josh can't take me to the hospital,
Speaker 2: and and you can't take me to the hospital, so
Speaker 2: because she's too drunk, and I'm like begging, I'm like,
Speaker 2: please us call a fucking ambulance, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like assessing, and like me and Josh are just
Speaker 1: standing there looking at his dead body.
Speaker 2: But also y'all are like, he doesn't need a fucking ambulance,
Speaker 2: Like he doesn't need an amy.
Speaker 1: No, because listen to this shit. In the middle of
Speaker 1: all of this, what you was leaving out is that
Speaker 1: every few minutes he would go video video, so we're like,
Speaker 1: you are the most annoying person ever.
Speaker 2: I didn't know the reason why. In my head, I
Speaker 2: was like, I need a video of me like this
Speaker 2: so I can remember this because I was one thousand percent,
Speaker 2: like for sure blacked out, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: need a video of this so I can be embarrassed
Speaker 2: by myself so I never do this again, because this
Speaker 2: is wrong in every sing the word.
Speaker 1: Like also like, I wanna don't make it seem like
Speaker 1: we're bad fucking people, because we I was just I.
Speaker 2: Felt in the moment I felt like it.
Speaker 1: I was like I was like no, and I was
Speaker 1: more cognitive than you because I was standing on my
Speaker 1: own two fucking feet and I'm the one who called
Speaker 1: Josh because I was like, when from my perspective, when
Speaker 1: you got out of the uber and you found the floor,
Speaker 1: I was like, stop, this motherfucker's about to die and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to kill myself on top of his dead,
Speaker 1: stupid fucking body. And I'm so pissed because I was like,
Speaker 1: I I am too drunk to like assess this fully
Speaker 1: because I could either like go into full panic or
Speaker 1: I could like stay calm and be like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me like actually look at this through a non panicked,
Speaker 1: like hypochondriac lens. And I was looking at you and
Speaker 1: you were like turning, you were like throwing up, and bitch.
Speaker 1: Also a round of applause for me, because I fucking
Speaker 1: hate vomit. It makes me and like I usually when
Speaker 1: my friends, I'm so sorry, I'm the worst person ever.
Speaker 1: When my friends are like so drunk that they're throwing up,
Speaker 1: I'm like, good luck. Yeah, like and usually Orion's on
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Mommy will help you, Daddy's going to bed,
Speaker 1: like I'm clucking out, But no one else was there,
Speaker 1: so I was like I was helping you. I was
Speaker 1: making sure you didn't continue throwing up on yourself. I
Speaker 1: was like grabbing your head and like I was.
Speaker 2: Like, put me on I said, put me on my side.
Speaker 2: I can't move. And then You're like, don't let me die.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm I'm a.
Speaker 2: Buffy, No, You're not gonna die. I'm begging. At this point,
Speaker 2: I'm like, please, like don't let me die, like take
Speaker 2: me to the hospital, like colin ambulance. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: have good insurance, Like I know it sounds scary, but please, like,
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't want to die on this sidewalk, and
Speaker 2: India and Josh are like, oh, like fuck, like maybe
Speaker 2: there is something actually wrong.
Speaker 1: He kept trying to get him up, and he literally
Speaker 1: like would not move and he would just be rolling
Speaker 1: and like growing like groaning, and like would take like
Speaker 1: and like taking these weird breaths and we were like, stop,
Speaker 1: he's dying. But then used to call an ambulance.
Speaker 2: I was I remember I had this vivid thought. I
Speaker 2: was like, I feel so bad for Indian Josh because
Speaker 2: like they're not going to take me to the hospital
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna die on this sidewalk and that is
Speaker 2: going to haunt them for the rest of their lives,
Speaker 2: and I genuinely was freaked out. I was like, this
Speaker 2: is so bad. So then I started like being like
Speaker 2: please please please, please, please please please, And then I
Speaker 2: did the staring thing. And that's why, No, that that wasn't.
Speaker 1: That wasn't until we were already at the er. You
Speaker 1: didn't stare at us. You were just when you were here.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the time, see, Yeah, when.
Speaker 1: You were on the floor, you literally like it was
Speaker 1: just really confusing because you were still like laughing.
Speaker 2: Because I think I was trying to I was trying
Speaker 2: not to scare all that. I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: just put a smile on my face because I don't
Speaker 2: want them to be scared, but I need to be
Speaker 2: at the hospital.
Speaker 1: And then you And the other thing was our friend.
Speaker 1: This happened to them the night before that. They didn't
Speaker 1: have like that much to drink, but they were literally
Speaker 1: vomiting like all fucking night and we're completely like dying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the night before I panicked at that and I
Speaker 1: was like, I think he needs to go to the
Speaker 1: hospital because he should not be throwing that up that much.
Speaker 1: I've like seen people really fucked up and never do
Speaker 1: I see them throw up that much? And you were
Speaker 1: throwing up the same amount. So in my head I
Speaker 1: was like calm because that person woke up the next
Speaker 1: day and was like I feel completely fine, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened to me, but I feel fine.
Speaker 1: So I was like calm in that aspect. And also
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I don't know much about insurance,
Speaker 1: but I know Dann while your insurance is not covering
Speaker 1: a fucking ambulance fee. And I know Drew because there
Speaker 1: have been multiple times where he has been like call
Speaker 1: by calling and then the next day I've been like,
Speaker 1: if you called an ambulance, I would be so fucking
Speaker 1: pissed at you. So I was like, I'm not calling
Speaker 1: an ambulance. So I was like, Okay, who is like
Speaker 1: a reliable person who I know is awake right now
Speaker 1: and like is like smart and like can handle this
Speaker 1: and like it's close. And I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call Kai and he's literally behind the camera like moving
Speaker 1: his fucking arms around. So I called Kay. I was
Speaker 1: like and he I face timed him because I wanted
Speaker 1: to see if the lights were on and shit, and
Speaker 1: lo and behold the lights were on in his scary room,
Speaker 1: my dad. He was using his fucking iPhone to watch TV.
Speaker 2: To keep going.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just showed him Drew and I
Speaker 1: was like, you need to help us. Like I don't
Speaker 1: even know what I said to Kaye on the phone.
Speaker 1: I was like that we need help, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm coming. So Kai hung up and he's like driving
Speaker 1: over and me and Josh are literally just like for
Speaker 1: everyone watching this is literally how I was standing looking
Speaker 1: at him because I was just like really drunk and
Speaker 1: had my boots on still and I was just.
Speaker 2: Like like come on, man, man, and also like.
Speaker 1: I was being selfish. I was like I was like
Speaker 1: I know he's not gonna die. Can we just like
Speaker 1: can I go to sleep? Like can you can like
Speaker 1: the men on my.
Speaker 2: While the men handle this on my way.
Speaker 1: Kai got there, tried to get Drew inside. Drew wouldn't
Speaker 1: go inside. Drew kept begging Kai to take him to
Speaker 1: the er, like begging.
Speaker 2: I just didn't want to die, like okay, next time
Speaker 2: I know that, like like I'm not actually like okay,
Speaker 2: I I'm not actually suicidal because in moments where I'm
Speaker 2: gonna die, I have like still a fight for life,
Speaker 2: like I still want to live well.
Speaker 1: Also like to be great to dying like that would
Speaker 1: be so fucking embarrassing. We get invited to like a
Speaker 1: club and there's free drinks and we don't know how
Speaker 1: to act, and you fucking die.
Speaker 2: I would blame it on them. I would write it
Speaker 2: in my notes.
Speaker 1: The girl, you've been dead. I would blame it on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: So Kai gets there, he like they I run upstairs
Speaker 1: to like change out of my fucking silly, little hole
Speaker 1: ass outfit because I'm like literally standing on the sidewalk
Speaker 1: in like the shortest skurt and like a sea through shirt.
Speaker 1: So I like run upstairs, change, like take my makeup off,
Speaker 1: come back downstairs, and I like grab a hydroflask full
Speaker 1: of water because I'm a good drunk and I'm like
Speaker 1: I need water because I need sober up. Like, so
Speaker 1: I like run downstairs. I get in the car. Also,
Speaker 1: I am drunk enough that bitch I took another l
Speaker 1: for you, because I it took I would. I don't
Speaker 1: know if KI realized I got so silent in those
Speaker 1: car rides because I literally had to put my head
Speaker 1: down and just like think about my own existence because
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna start throwing up next because
Speaker 1: I've seen so much vomit today and I'm so drunk
Speaker 1: and I was so carc.
Speaker 2: My vomit stack and it was.
Speaker 1: All over me from touching dreak and.
Speaker 2: It was all over it, just like it stained the air.
Speaker 1: Like all over his face.
Speaker 2: It was dude, no, it was. It was bad. Like
Speaker 2: I was like phone like there was like foam on
Speaker 2: my fucking chin, Like it was gross and nasty. Like
Speaker 2: the photos after. I was like, dude, like this is
Speaker 2: that was not chill. Like I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fuck I was on, but like that was not chill.
Speaker 2: So they like take me to the hospital. We pull up,
Speaker 2: I'm still immobile. I can't move. I'm starting I'm like
Speaker 2: cognitive like I have like no, no, no. At this point,
Speaker 2: I'm there's nothing like going on in my head. I'm
Speaker 2: just like a rag doll like I'm there's nothing going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And we're like it's starting to actually get worried
Speaker 1: because you would, like I feel like usually when people
Speaker 1: are really drunk, as time goes on, they get better,
Speaker 1: Like after that first throw up, they usually start sobering
Speaker 1: up and like getting back to normal, but Drew was
Speaker 1: not getting back to normal. He was like continuously throwing
Speaker 1: up and just like losing like life behind his eyes.
Speaker 1: So we were like, oh shit, like he needs to
Speaker 1: be seen. And of course the er is being hella
Speaker 1: fucking mean to us, like all the nurses are being
Speaker 1: so fucking mean to us, because we're like these twenty
Speaker 1: year olds who just pulled up and we're like, hey,
Speaker 1: our friend is like really really fucked up, and they're
Speaker 1: like from what And we're like, okay, he was drinking,
Speaker 1: but we are.
Speaker 2: You should have just said it overdosed. You shouldn't, I know.
Speaker 1: We should have fucking lied, but I was.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my god, imagine they like
Speaker 2: shot me with fucking narcian or something. And they were like, okay,
Speaker 2: he's good, go send me.
Speaker 1: But we were insinuating. We were like, we weirdly feel
Speaker 1: like it's something more because he's not we've never seen
Speaker 1: him act this way or whatever, and they're just like
Speaker 1: rolling their eyes at us. They I fill out all
Speaker 1: his shit. They're like, you've been here before, and I'm
Speaker 1: like he's been here before, Like what hospital are we at?
Speaker 1: Like it was the most random hospital.
Speaker 2: Ever, I'll just be going to the hospital.
Speaker 1: I know you literally just go to the er like
Speaker 1: you do it all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody who's gone to like emergency care
Speaker 1: more than you, Like you've gone so often.
Speaker 2: I go like twice a year.
Speaker 1: What I would, I would argue three and twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: there was a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm just like scared of my hope. So but two
Speaker 2: of the times in twenty nineteen were literally because my
Speaker 2: shit was impacted from constipation and I needed it to
Speaker 2: be leveled.
Speaker 1: Like you couldn't pay me to go to the er.
Speaker 1: I'd rather like be like borderline dying in my bedroom.
Speaker 2: Before I imagine, imagine this in twenty nineteen, two times
Speaker 2: out of the year, Drew laying on his side, doctor
Speaker 2: going in with shovel scooping shit out so I can
Speaker 2: spray shit out of my ass because the the magnesium
Speaker 2: didn't work. That's my life.
Speaker 7: So we like, I fill out all his shit and like, dude,
Speaker 7: there's the funniest picture that we need to put and
Speaker 7: Kai took it.
Speaker 1: It's like me Josh and Drew like I love that picture.
Speaker 2: So much, Like meet Josh holding the bag fucking angry
Speaker 2: because he was like having like such a peaceful night,
Speaker 2: I know, and I'm like rowing up into the bag.
Speaker 2: Enya's filling out my paperwork. It's an iconic photo.
Speaker 1: So we're like in there whatever, And then they keep
Speaker 1: trying to talk to me, and I'm also so drunk.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he needs help. I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else to say. I don't know if Kai spoke
Speaker 1: to him or what, like, I kind of don't have
Speaker 1: like pure recognition of what I said. But I was like,
Speaker 1: he needs help. He won't stop throwing up, and I, dude,
Speaker 1: I kept I fully forgot that we had eaten. So
Speaker 1: I kept going like.
Speaker 2: You were like what I remember that you were like, Drew,
Speaker 2: when did you eat last? Drew, when was the last
Speaker 2: meal you had? Like, Drew like tell me, like when
Speaker 2: did you eat? And in my brain, I was like,
Speaker 2: I ate ramen with you like four hours ago.
Speaker 1: Forgot because I was drunk.
Speaker 7: So I was like, oh my god, my friend, like
Speaker 7: you need water, like he need flea.
Speaker 1: He needs hydration and food to soak up the alcohol.
Speaker 1: And like I just kept saying that and I was
Speaker 1: like I don't but I told him that I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know the last time he ate. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's had enough water. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's like suffering from alcohol poisoning. But he won't stop
Speaker 1: throwing up. We tried to get him in the house,
Speaker 1: he like is fully immobile and we don't know what
Speaker 1: to do with him. She just looked at me and
Speaker 1: she was like, well, it's five hour way. And I
Speaker 1: was like, are you kidding me? And she was like yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, even if he's sitting here throwing
Speaker 1: up constantly, Like because also, bitch, if you were dying
Speaker 1: from alcohol poisoning and you were sitting behind me continuously puking,
Speaker 1: you would have died in the goddamn lobby. Yeah. Granted,
Speaker 1: there's like motherfuckers like hobbling around with.
Speaker 2: One foot in there, this gunshot victims like walking ways,
Speaker 2: they're like a fully healthy twenty three year old who
Speaker 2: had too much to drink.
Speaker 1: Or like the lady who like is about to lose
Speaker 1: her FUCKI.
Speaker 2: Give birth in the lobby, which which one?
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then they were like five hours in.
Speaker 1: Kai and me and Josh all looked at each.
Speaker 2: Other and we were like, sidebar, we're gonna take him home.
Speaker 2: We're gonna put him in the fucking bathroom, and if
Speaker 2: he lives, he lives, you know.
Speaker 1: And we were like, we're just gonna take him home
Speaker 1: and we're gonna watch him, because like originally we were
Speaker 1: gonna leave you at the hospital and be like, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, like we can go to sleep, and
Speaker 1: like come back and he'll be like a.
Speaker 2: Lot, We're gonna leave me in the lobby.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the actual plan was. No, not
Speaker 1: leaving you in the lobby. In my head, you would
Speaker 1: get checked in and they would start taking care of you,
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like we could go home, I
Speaker 1: could go to sleep, wake up in the morning, come
Speaker 1: make sure he's alive, and they will tell me if
Speaker 1: he's dead. But now what was happening was we fully
Speaker 1: had to fucking sit with you until goddamn almost six
Speaker 1: in the morning and like make sure you were breathing.
Speaker 1: And Drew was so dead, Like when Kai went to
Speaker 1: go get the car, there was a moment where he
Speaker 1: this is the moment you remember, and we were talking
Speaker 1: about it's like there was a moment he had like
Speaker 1: his eyes were not glossy, like they weren't even glossed over.
Speaker 1: They were literally like fogged over, Like you looked like
Speaker 1: you had that like disease old people get when they're
Speaker 1: like starting to lose her And I was like, is
Speaker 1: there vomit in his eyes? Like why is I like that?
Speaker 1: And like me and Josh were just staring at you,
Speaker 1: like in this wheelchair like dying, and You're like literally
Speaker 1: like like this and like looking on at us, and
Speaker 1: we were.
Speaker 4: Just like staring at you, and me and Josh literally
Speaker 4: were like two people who aren't in the right state
Speaker 4: of mind to like fully make like a good solid
Speaker 4: grounding of if this person is gonna or not.
Speaker 1: And we were looking at each other and we were like,
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna be okay, And we were just
Speaker 1: looking at you, and we're like, he looks fucking dead, though,
Speaker 1: And you were just staring at us, not saying a word,
Speaker 1: like you were just staring us like and just looking
Speaker 1: at you, like there was genuinely mom where I was like,
Speaker 1: my best friend is going to die tonight, like you
Speaker 1: kept saying.
Speaker 2: I remember you said, You're like jure, like you can't
Speaker 2: fucking die because like the podcast, like the podcast relies
Speaker 2: on you I remember you said that out loud, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like she cares about it.
Speaker 1: That's how I just shows her. I'm like, don't fuck
Speaker 1: with my.
Speaker 2: Money, bitch me.
Speaker 1: Don't fuck with my money.
Speaker 2: What money?
Speaker 1: Also, wait, this is such a like a tidbit to
Speaker 1: throw in there. Why the fuck did no one tell
Speaker 1: us that we accidentally had twenty ads on the God.
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah, y'all were watching twenty fucking ads in episode
Speaker 2: like are you deranged?
Speaker 1: Like it was automatically posting it on the episodes, like
Speaker 1: all the ads, and we went to go look because
Speaker 1: we were like, oh shit, we finally got monetized. Every
Speaker 1: single episode had twenty ads.
Speaker 2: Psycho. But yeah, I made it home. They carried me upstairs.
Speaker 2: They put me on the floor of the bathroom, set
Speaker 2: me up nice with like a lavender scented trash bag.
Speaker 2: Like I was continuing to va vomit and dry heave
Speaker 2: on the floor of the bathroom, and I just knocked out,
Speaker 2: and everybody left and checked on me periodically, and I
Speaker 2: woke up the next day and I felt amazing. That's
Speaker 2: the craziest part is I was like maybe three percent hungover,
Speaker 2: But then nighttime came and I wanted to die. I
Speaker 2: felt like I genuinely.
Speaker 1: Also, we were like, we're not eating like correctly. We
Speaker 1: like ate like fucking monsters, Like we should have had
Speaker 1: a proper good meal that next day and we literally
Speaker 1: each had half of Chipotle, and then at night came
Speaker 1: together and had one half together. Yeah, and ate really
Speaker 1: really dry overnight oats with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then McDonald's frien Tracee for dinner. I woke
Speaker 2: up the next morning actually, and I felt so good
Speaker 2: that I hopped in the bath and I took a bath.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: When I woke up at like noon, Kay texted me
Speaker 1: he was like, is he alive? And I went and
Speaker 1: checked and there he was, just like snugs a bug.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I woke up at like seven am and hopped
Speaker 2: in the bath, chugged some water, and went to my
Speaker 2: bed and slept till one thirty.
Speaker 1: Dude. It was so insane. Also, I literally showered over
Speaker 1: Drew's dead oh yeah, because he was in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and we couldn't get him out of the bathroom because
Speaker 1: we were like we didn't want to move into the
Speaker 1: bed because we were like, we don't want him to throw
Speaker 1: up all over his shit. So he was in the
Speaker 1: bathroom and we would check up on him for like
Speaker 1: an hour. At this point, it's like four am, and
Speaker 1: we're like checking up on his dead body and he's like,
Speaker 1: We're like he's alive. We go and like stare at
Speaker 1: him and like see if he's breathing and checked dude,
Speaker 1: we would be like Drew Drue dead, like fully out
Speaker 1: knocked out, and I needed to fucking shower. I was
Speaker 1: not going to see covered in his goddamn pupe. So
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, what's the worst that
Speaker 1: can happen? You could look up and see my fucking coucie.
Speaker 1: Like he's so drunk he wouldn't remember seeing my couci Anyways.
Speaker 2: It was one of the most magical moments in my life.
Speaker 1: Oh you saw no, but yeah, I literally like his
Speaker 1: dead body was like kind of like there was a
Speaker 1: corner where his back was turned, and I just like
Speaker 1: stood behind him and like got undressing through my clothes
Speaker 1: and like was in the shower and would just washing
Speaker 1: my hair and like would look down and there he was,
Speaker 1: like dead.
Speaker 2: I genuinely had zero recollection of that, Like I know, because.
Speaker 1: You were genuinely so knocked out I was shocked that
Speaker 1: you couldn't hear like the water fucking smashing on the
Speaker 1: ground next to your head.
Speaker 2: It was probably splashing on me, like genuinely zero percent.
Speaker 1: Remember that it was probably soothing the sound of water.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then I went to bed and I
Speaker 1: was fully fine and I was vibing. Woke up, h popelet.
Speaker 5: Had the alcohol shits and yeah, that was the that
Speaker 5: was our night, that was our big night out. And
Speaker 5: that's why we need to go out more so that
Speaker 5: when we do go out it doesn't turn into that
Speaker 5: or not me. I've I've been living my social life
Speaker 5: like I've been a social girl.
Speaker 1: No more staying inside for enya and you's going out.
Speaker 1: I say that like I didn't commit to being a
Speaker 1: hermit for the rest of this week. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't do that over again.
Speaker 2: That is the story of how I lost my mind.
Speaker 2: I'm still not fully recovered, like I have had like
Speaker 2: a brain fog hangover for the last four days.
Speaker 1: That's why you need to like go and experience social
Speaker 1: settings more often, so you don't like.
Speaker 2: Fully so I'm constantly in a brain fog. I No,
Speaker 2: I don't know the difference.
Speaker 1: Between because this is what happens. You get that you
Speaker 1: finally are like fuck it, I'll go out, But because
Speaker 1: you haven't been out in so long, you're like purging,
Speaker 1: and then you purge and then you're like in like
Speaker 1: fucking ketosis like zombie land for like four days, and
Speaker 1: then you're like, I'm never doing that again because that's
Speaker 1: what it leads to and I can't experience that again.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, girl, if you went out, when I
Speaker 1: went out, when I you out, we would go out.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be that bad. Sometimes it's like socially overstimulating.
Speaker 1: And then although this is like awful, I feel bad.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like be the person who's like,
Speaker 1: what's it called like, I don't want to like make
Speaker 1: it seem like you have to have a drink when
Speaker 1: you're like socially anxious, because I know that can like
Speaker 1: lead people down a bad path, and you do not
Speaker 1: have to rely on that, because.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's why I don't go.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just bite the bullet and I like get
Speaker 1: through like the first like twenty minutes of like social anxiety.
Speaker 1: But then once you're comforted and grounded in the space,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, this is fully fine, Like I've done
Speaker 1: the d ding and like been out with friends and
Speaker 1: like where I'm fully sober, and I'm like there and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is very overstimulating and i can't carry
Speaker 1: a conversation and I'm screaming over the people I'm talking
Speaker 1: to and not letting them talk because I'm so nervous
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be silent and make them
Speaker 1: think I'm panicking, so I'm talking way too much. But
Speaker 1: then once you've done that to like three people and
Speaker 1: harm three people mentally like that, you can move on
Speaker 1: for the rest of the night.
Speaker 2: And be a normal person, emotional, irist. For me, I
Speaker 2: like my purge. I know it's not fun for everybody.
Speaker 2: It's only fun for me. It's fun.
Speaker 1: It's fun for me because I still had a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do my purging once twice a year,
Speaker 2: probably never again. And I'm good with that.
Speaker 1: And we bought you in social settings girl, I'm a hermit. See.
Speaker 1: But the thing is now I go out and I
Speaker 1: get my stories and where are your stories?
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's the episode. The moral of the
Speaker 2: story is me and.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have like the castiest, sloppiest seton just be
Speaker 1: careful with who you surround yourself with because they will
Speaker 1: let you down the sidewalk. We didn't, though, Like we didn't.
Speaker 1: I called, I called Papa Kai and he came and
Speaker 1: he did. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I am so grateful for the friends I have
Speaker 2: because I would have slept on the sidewalk and probably
Speaker 2: been kidnapped had they not been there and been genuinely
Speaker 2: kind people. So thank you guys fair making sure I
Speaker 2: was alright, because you know, I'd probably do the same
Speaker 2: for you, probably when.
Speaker 5: You see.
Speaker 2: The thing is.
Speaker 1: The thing is like I can handle my liquor and
Speaker 1: I would never be on the fucking sidewalk somewhere. That's
Speaker 1: the difference between people like me and you, Like I
Speaker 1: can get fucked up and I make it in the house.
Speaker 2: I whatever.
Speaker 1: Man, there's just like I've literally only been that black
Speaker 1: out once and O'Ryan carried me to bed, like, Mammy, Mama,
Speaker 1: Mama Ryan.
Speaker 2: Let's do media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to hurry because I'm actually about to
Speaker 1: ship myself. Can I go first so I can go
Speaker 1: shit and you can finish the podcast by yourself. Like
Speaker 1: I'm actually about to ship myself. I want to sound
Speaker 1: cool and be like so this is what I've been
Speaker 1: listening to this week, Like here are my like little things,
Speaker 1: but I've been listening to so much Drake the past week.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to Drake, which not is it like
Speaker 1: inherently not cool, but like compared to me sitting up
Speaker 1: here and being like, here's this like underground like random
Speaker 1: artists like go learn a little, go learn something, I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: I've been listening to Drake. I've been listening to a
Speaker 1: lot of Byson Tiller, and then I've been listening to
Speaker 1: like two of the most popular fucking artists in the world,
Speaker 1: and like go take a Gandler, like go listen, and
Speaker 1: then many times by Dijon and Superstars, by Eve's Tumor.
Speaker 1: Those songs back to back make me feel like I
Speaker 1: could grab a human and rip all of their fucking
Speaker 1: bones apart from the cartilage. Like it makes me feel
Speaker 1: so powerful driving and that and screaming and I be
Speaker 1: hitting the fucking ceiling and I'm like screaming my goddamn
Speaker 1: lungs out.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. Yeah to watch what happens, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And watches it because I don't let anybody get away
Speaker 1: from what I'm listening to I literally opened Robinhood instead
Speaker 1: of Fletterbox by accident. And then I haven't watched any movies,
Speaker 1: written at any books, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Go shit, all right, bye, I carry it. I'll carry
Speaker 2: it to the end. Oh so nice. Okay, now that
Speaker 2: my feet are exposed. My media for the week. My
Speaker 2: songs are Gango by BK the Ruler. Great song makes
Speaker 2: me feel like Location by Playboy Catti. It's just so
Speaker 2: beautiful and happy, and then uh, you want to see
Speaker 2: me dead because of my House by Viper really just
Speaker 2: depressing song, awesome production, but just like really repetitive. Whatever,
Speaker 2: it's awesome. Just go listen to it, and I'm possible
Speaker 2: or Impossible by Figurine. It's in my newest video. But
Speaker 2: it just makes me really happy and it makes me
Speaker 2: happy to be alive. And then also go watch squad Games.
Speaker 2: It is legitimately so fucking good. I mean, like, I
Speaker 2: feel like it's kind of predictable, but like, also it's
Speaker 2: just fucking awesome. And I know I'm appreciated to the
Speaker 2: choir at this point, but yeah, it's fantastic and it
Speaker 2: was very very refreshing and just ripped my fucking heart
Speaker 2: out thirty six times. See I love when a TV
Speaker 2: show kills people you love because I like feeling the
Speaker 2: pain of that. But that is emergency intercome, leave me
Speaker 2: the fuck alone, and never speak to me again. Thank you.