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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I

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Speaker 1: figured it out, but he's still lying.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that is all

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Speaker 1: about in just a few because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone called nephew, what you

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Speaker 1: got for us for today?

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Speaker 3: Well, Shirley, we call him a few and a home

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Speaker 3: all right? Uh huh family. Three family members have passed.

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Speaker 3: Three family members have passed. It was expected. So what

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Speaker 3: I'm asking for is a triple cast, you know, one

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Speaker 3: that you can get all three of them in there.

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Speaker 3: You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, we just want to

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Speaker 3: be all together, just a triple.

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Speaker 1: Cast, side by side by side.

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Speaker 4: Were trying to save some money, y'all. Okay, what you

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Speaker 4: see that face?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at you like Vice President Harris looked at

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Speaker 1: Trump lest just what.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what are you?

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Speaker 4: I mean?

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Speaker 3: They're not tripping? We gotta save some money right here,

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Speaker 3: money in space. Okay, let's go cat dog, triple cat.

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Speaker 3: Let's take it on.

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Speaker 2: J Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.

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Speaker 4: Uh hey, how you doing? Uh? You said Calvin? Right, yes,

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Speaker 4: sir how you.

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Speaker 3: Calvin, how you doing. My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling. We've got somebody that uh has passed actually

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Speaker 3: three people passed away. I thank you for that, man.

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Speaker 3: It was kind of expected. H. So you know, it

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Speaker 3: wasn't something that caught us off guard. But you know,

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Speaker 3: but all in all, you know, we're still grieving about

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Speaker 4: But uh, but I wanted to give you all a call.

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Speaker 3: We're trying to pick a particular funeral home on who

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can definitely help you with that. And uh,

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Speaker 2: once again, I just want to, you know, just let

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Speaker 2: you know that we can pretty much do the whole

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Speaker 2: to take them from you know, from from now on,

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Speaker 2: we're here for you. Wanting to get that out. What

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Speaker 2: is your main need? Uh you said three people? Sir?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, okay. I want to bring attention to you.

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Speaker 3: Do you guys customize caskets?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we do, gold plating, uh, engraving. Uh. We even

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Speaker 2: have a new thing where we can put the picture

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Speaker 2: of the person on the outside like a semi gloss

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Speaker 2: coating a couple of hours.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't. I don't need that on no goal or

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Speaker 3: nothing like that. Listen, listen. What I want to do.

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Speaker 3: Is it any way that you could maybe uh customize

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Speaker 3: a casket that can accommodate three people?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, like we we can. We can customize each individual

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Speaker 2: casket for each individual.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, Calvin, I ain't want to ask. What

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Speaker 3: I'm saying is if I want to like like I said,

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Speaker 3: like I say, deep, I could they was all close?

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't have a problem with all three

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Speaker 4: I get you.

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Speaker 2: Uh, you know, to my knowledge, as far as I've

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I mean, but what's the problem

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Speaker 2: And well, sir, I mean I think that's a I

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Speaker 2: don't even think if for one, it's legal in this

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Speaker 2: can I say that we actually you know, but.

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Speaker 3: If you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought to

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: Well, the customization is is the outer side of the

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Speaker 3: Uh So what about when when is a person real

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Speaker 4: Them, right, yes, but okay, so so you want to

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Speaker 3: To put you ought to be put three people in

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Speaker 3: one casket if they can fit, if you put two

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Speaker 2: Is there anybody else around you and your family that

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Speaker 2: can help talk with me about this?

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Speaker 4: I'm talking you right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my clothes

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Speaker 3: and get them straight, and I'm asking you can we

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Speaker 3: get them in a casket that one casket that can

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Speaker 3: accommodate three people if you put two pillows on the body.

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Speaker 2: That's not something we're really.

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Speaker 4: Uh that ain't used to doing.

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Speaker 3: But I'm calling you, telling you that's the way I

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: A right, all right, brother, look, brother, brother, just to

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Speaker 4: So we're trying to get three people are yeah, I have.

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Speaker 2: A standard plan. It'll be a low end standard plan

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Speaker 2: for three individual caskets.

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Speaker 3: We ain't got We don't have enough money for three

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Speaker 3: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room

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Speaker 3: for one casket. We we just need this big enough. Man,

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Speaker 3: if you could get everybody in there and close the door.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm not. I don't want to go

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Speaker 2: back and forth with you, sir. I know this is

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Speaker 3: Then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me.

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Speaker 3: Buildings that I need, I can bury my family.

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Speaker 2: I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but

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Speaker 2: I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to Don't you.

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Speaker 3: Tell me you're gonna get three people in the casket

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Speaker 4: We cannot do that. You out of that.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm the one going through bereavement.

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Speaker 2: I understand that. But you are you're you're you use

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Speaker 2: the foul language. We can't do it. Brother, You hear me.

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Speaker 4: No, that's no no hold on my cousin. Them said

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Speaker 2: To use no, sir, no we can.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Look I'm look man, man, y'all gonna bury these

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Speaker 3: in the same damn casking man, two on one on

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Speaker 4: One.

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Speaker 2: Man, sir, if you're a drinking just stop.

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Speaker 4: I ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man, Let

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Speaker 4: me say this to you. What your name? Calvin?

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Speaker 2: Right, yes, yes it is, sir.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so calv Calvin. Let me say this to you.

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Speaker 3: Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,

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Speaker 3: or Calvin, you're gonna get your who you talking to?

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Speaker 4: That's what's gonna now.

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Speaker 2: No, no, now that's it right there, sir. I've been

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Speaker 2: trying to be as professional as I can. This whole

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Speaker 2: conversation is as crazy as it is. But now I

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Speaker 2: ain't nothing crazy. No, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: You told you I want you to bear my cousin.

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Speaker 2: Come on down here. I got some place to put

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Speaker 2: your body and your cousin's body. How about that?

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Speaker 3: Huh are you talking about? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because you you know you don't.

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Speaker 3: You don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 2: right now, this ain't the place and I'm not the

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Speaker 2: one you will be in the ground messing with us.

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Speaker 2: Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm on you up.

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Calvin?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something, Calvin, me and

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Speaker 3: Tommy gonna be down there today.

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Speaker 4: Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.

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Speaker 2: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 4: Huh? Here's a nephew, tim Me from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 4: Marty Show. Baby, you just got brank Calvin.

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Speaker 2: Yo, y'all had me bring the whip. Tell ya? I

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Speaker 2: just want to know who.

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Speaker 4: That works.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm I'm a whip Regie. You bet watch what

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Speaker 2: you drink, you bet watch what you eat. I'm on

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Speaker 2: your to revenge.

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Speaker 4: Man, Hey, cap forgive me this.

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Speaker 3: Man. What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 3: show in the land.

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Speaker 2: Man, you know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Y'all got me, got me?

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Speaker 4: Come on, come on the Hooper Rue. That was too much.

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Speaker 3: September twenty eighth, The fool is coming to town. It's

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Speaker 3: the Women's Empowerment House part of Comedy Jam. It is Nephew,

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Speaker 3: Tommy and Friends. That is in the one and only

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Speaker 3: Columbia South Cackilaka. We got tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 3: Nephew Tommy and Friends is coming to Columbia. It is

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Speaker 3: for I'm not only the convention but also open to

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Speaker 3: the public. So Columbia South Cacklaca, come hang out with you, boy.

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Speaker 3: It is Women's Empowerment House Party Comedy Jam. Tickets on

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Speaker 3: say right now. All right, Landing the Cut, you already

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Speaker 3: know Lafayette. Landing the Cut, you already know. Chicago. It's late.

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Speaker 4: Ain't in the cook That's the sweetest day comedy. Jeddy Lout, Nail.

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Speaker 3: Bill billing me, what what what? Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson,

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Speaker 3: Tony Robberts were coming Baby joh Town at the wind

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Speaker 3: Trust Arena.

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Speaker 1: All right, Nephew, congratulations, coming up Strawberry letter. The subject

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Speaker 1: is I figured it out, but he's still lying. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.