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Speaker 1: Oh do you know Rolando loves to share?

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Speaker 2: Oh, so I recommend you listen to this wander for Beautiful,

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Speaker 2: a centuar podcast, and then share.

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Speaker 1: It with all of your lovers and.

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Speaker 2: Your friends and your family. Sharing is how do you

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Speaker 2: say caring?

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Speaker 1: I just made that though, Jason enjoy.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we got

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Speaker 3: to start today by saying, sorry, Betty White, but there's

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Speaker 3: a new silver haired, sharp tongue senior winning over the

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Speaker 3: Brook's mom this time.

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Speaker 4: She's hot, but she has one little tiny strand of

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Speaker 5: Well, it's actually really amazing to.

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Speaker 3: Get on Instagram and postie that's really good. Her name

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Speaker 3: is Lillian Jerniac aka Grandma Deroniac. She's a ninety three

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Speaker 3: year old social media influencer. Was close to thirteen million

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Speaker 3: tiktoks everybody kills. Here's a picture of her.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, she gives all sorts of hacks. Right is

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Speaker 5: this the hack grammar? Is that a different grandma cooking one?

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Speaker 3: I don't follow all of the grandma's on four don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know the whole rolodex.

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Speaker 5: I do feel like that'd be your algorithm.

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Speaker 3: She just posted a dating recap that went viral.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, she did one because you guys.

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Speaker 3: Remember those where you post a short like recap of

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Speaker 3: all the dates that you went on in the past year.

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Speaker 5: Right, how many were first dates? How many went into

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Speaker 6: Here's my dating rat this year. We got a lot

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Speaker 6: to cover. I went on five first dates. I met

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Speaker 6: One wasn't honest, one died I posted too, and one Dcamerian.

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Speaker 6: This is how many ghosts did me because he turned

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Speaker 7: Of course.

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Speaker 6: It was the guy at the bar and the guy

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Speaker 6: from Instagram. Total relationships. One can he helped me make this?

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Speaker 6: That's it?

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Speaker 5: Oh so much action?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 4: I mean impressed with like all the dates she went on.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe she can find that many men alive.

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Speaker 3: If you're wondering. She is still in that relationship right

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Speaker 5: She didn't know what TikTok was.

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Speaker 3: He thought talk was a clock. So but Lillian calls

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Speaker 3: In the video, she goes, quote, this is my outfit.

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Speaker 3: very popular among our ninety and over demo digital Jake

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Speaker 7: Well if you miss it on the show yesterday, our

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Speaker 7: own Alexis Fuller was ready and excited to continue wowing

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Speaker 7: the world with her secret talent of doing uncanny vocal

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Speaker 7: That is, until one hunchbacked, bespectacled woman threw her at

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Speaker 5: I've been working on my posture this year.

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Speaker 7: Jake raised her fist in protest and shouted, if.

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Speaker 10: Any female is gonna get applauded for showcasing Jackie Chance

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Speaker 10: high yaws, definitely how it happens, Brook.

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Speaker 7: I'm talking about none other than our own Brook Fox.

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Speaker 5: Wow, how many times you can insult me.

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Speaker 7: In one Well? How about this?

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Speaker 10: You've now been anointed as the new queen of impressions

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Speaker 10: by me, and as long as you don't yell them

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Speaker 10: like you did yesterday, you can.

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Speaker 4: On the plane is a big issue.

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Speaker 7: So to avoid angering her any further, we're just going

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Speaker 7: round of dim personations, this time with Brook. You were

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Speaker 5: Her Never I don't even know Brook.

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Speaker 7: This first round is going to Jose.

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Speaker 3: This time can start for me.

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Speaker 7: Jose, You'll have thirty seconds to guess this impersonation. If

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Speaker 7: Are you ready to go? It's someone she doesn't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of, Like, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: The only reason I know this impersonation is because Jose

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Speaker 5: I don't know what this person sounds like.

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Speaker 3: I'm just just an old man.

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Speaker 1: Always Christopher walking.

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Speaker 3: No, oh my god.

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Speaker 7: Literally thought what old man pressions?

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Speaker 3: It sounded more like Owen Wilson to me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Why was Christopher walking?

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Speaker 3: Even in I don't even know everything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. That's the only reason I know him

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Speaker 3: Spring wedding crashers.

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Speaker 4: Your job?

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Speaker 5: You work?

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Speaker 7: Wow, that was Christopher walking. You see what kind of

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Speaker 7: success it brings you when you don't yell. She's so good.

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Speaker 5: Brook.

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Speaker 7: This next round is going for Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I know this woman. I can't think of how

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Speaker 3: No, don't take your time. We have limited on time.

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Speaker 3: I'm a sager look on really dead boys, but I'm

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Speaker 5: I see always happening.

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Speaker 5: Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 4: You just did her so dirty.

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Speaker 7: Some people are born with gifts and is one of

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Speaker 7: There is a note on here. There's one thing Brooke

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh god, are you ready? Brooke gotta just do

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Speaker 7: Your impersonation starts in three to one go.

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Speaker 4: I love stein up comedy and and I'm talking to you,

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Speaker 4: but man, it was different.

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Speaker 5: When I was growing up.

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Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeldt, No, I am definitely Jewish, man, I'm not

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Speaker 5: Okay, I man, how else does he sound? I don't know?

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Speaker 5: I do know as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're Kevin Hart. Why are you yelling again?

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Speaker 7: Came out there.

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Speaker 3: Every time Brooke doesn't know what to do, she just

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Speaker 7: So that was the way that impersonation was.

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Speaker 3: Chris Rock obviously, women shop, women be shopping, boom done.

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Speaker 7: And she wasn't allowed to mention the slack.

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Speaker 5: That's Chris Rock.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no.

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Speaker 7: That's just the same last name. Alright, just famous for

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Speaker 3: Just stop guessing people, just head of state. I got

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Speaker 5: I didn't know what to do for you. Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Somebody wanted somebody wanted to hear Hello by Adele, So

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Speaker 3: thousand times your shock collar question of the day, freaking

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning, never gone on a vacation and

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Speaker 3: just had a really terrible experience your hotel, Oh man,

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Speaker 3: You know, like when you check into your penthouse suite

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I don't want to think it.

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Speaker 3: Tell the to move that boat or I am not

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Speaker 5: That's what I met moving.

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Speaker 3: brand new mass speaker coming up. You don't know me

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Speaker 7: I can't take back earl arms speak.

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Speaker 3: We got a text to seventy eighty five nine two

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Speaker 3: that says I'm a pilot for a major airline. But

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Speaker 3: I still have to say never eat shredded wheat to

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Speaker 5: I used to do so.

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Speaker 3: Still I used naughty elephants squirt water. Whoa either that

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Speaker 3: or Nelly enjoys sociable weddings? Easy, You'll never forget that.

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Speaker 3: But if you're a naughty elephant that wants to squirt

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Speaker 3: The mass speakers like one of our listeners who's ready

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Speaker 3: to super soak us with a confession. She's chosen to

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Speaker 3: go by Stephanie today. So Stephanie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Even with a voice changer, you sound nervous, Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: Nelly was nervous when he went to all those sociable weddings,

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Speaker 3: So you're just like Nelly today.

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Speaker 5: I'm just picturing the wrapper.

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Speaker 3: Talking about Nelly. Is I don't know so channel your

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Speaker 12: Okay. So basically, oh god, then happened when I was

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Speaker 5: If it happened way.

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Speaker 12: So, basically, I was on vacation with my family. I

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Speaker 12: so do the Bahamas and bas We stood a family

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Speaker 4: I'm sure your mom's snapping pictures like, look at them

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Speaker 3: Unless volleyball is not allowed on that particular beach in

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Speaker 5: He was probably shocked. That's the last thing he wants

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Speaker 12: Yeah, he ran and so did they And after that

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Speaker 5: Kept it a secret.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, nothing was done, like you thwarted them.

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Speaker 14: To rob you.

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Speaker 5: I mean, especially at that age, I tell my parents everything.

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Speaker 5: You thought that they would cancel the vaca.

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Speaker 3: I could move hotels or fly home. Oh I see,

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Speaker 15: So you stayed in the hotel room knowing there's two

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Speaker 5: It's like I got two big older brothers after the

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't care.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I think you could tell them what happened.

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Speaker 3: Now she wants to be able to go back with

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Speaker 3: to run their next family vacation. That's what happened, Matrea

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Speaker 3: text in seventy five nights too. If you have a

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Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. We got your phone tap coming up.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We've done a lot of prank phone calls on this show. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Sometimes yeah, on that. Sometimes we call the person to

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Speaker 3: what happens today with Stoner Max, the Instacart delivery guys.

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Speaker 9: It's mine.

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Speaker 3: Today. He's calling from the grocery store checkout line and

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Speaker 3: tap right now?

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Speaker 8: Hello?

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, Hey, yeah, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's up? Bro? I knew you were gonna answer.

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Speaker 15: Dude.

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Speaker 1: In my head, I was like, he's not gonna answer.

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Speaker 1: I'm so early.

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Speaker 3: But here you are?

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Speaker 16: So is this?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is Ricky our wait Ricey?

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Speaker 8: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's your name?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I was gonna say my name.

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Speaker 15: Your name is Ricky, my name is Max, and I'm

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Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, is something wrong? I mean, you're not supposed

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Speaker 14: to be here? For twenty a few more hours.

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Speaker 1: No, man, everything is so coach, super coach.

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Speaker 6: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm actually I check out. Just like standing

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Speaker 3: You got a lot of groceries.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, is there you say there's no problem?

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Speaker 14: Are you gonna are you gonna be early? Or what's

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Speaker 14: what's going on?

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Speaker 15: If I'm being a hundred with you right now, Bro,

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Speaker 15: I feel like you've made some questionable decisions while you

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Speaker 15: were shopping today.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, bro?

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Speaker 15: First things for as salt and vinegar chips.

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Speaker 1: Just why bro, why don't you just buy salt and vinegar,

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Speaker 1: I mean, then put them.

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Speaker 15: On chips and then make your Oh my god, I

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Speaker 15: know how to make salt vinegar chips.

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Speaker 1: I just figured it out.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 14: I just like the flavor, dude. I mean I don't

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Speaker 14: want to be Yeah, I don't need a.

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Speaker 9: Third degree on my grocery list.

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Speaker 1: May I suggest Friedos? Those are way better chips for you, bro?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I like my salt and vinegar chips. Bro, So

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Speaker 14: if you're there and you want to get Fredo's for yourself,

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Speaker 14: then feel free to do that.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna buy me FreeDOS, Dude, You're not a man.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it's so nice of.

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Speaker 1: You on top of a tip like incorrect.

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Speaker 14: I better not see fritos on my bilt.

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Speaker 1: What about this cream cheese though? What are you using

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Speaker 1: that for?

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Speaker 14: What am I using it for?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Probably to go with the bagels that I asked you

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Speaker 14: to get.

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Speaker 1: It's just like cream cheese. The only time I've used

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Speaker 1: it was on my dog.

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Speaker 15: Did you know it'll make your dogs fur super shiny

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Speaker 15: once it washes off.

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Speaker 14: I'm allergic to that, dude, So like, I'm gonna lit

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Speaker 14: the my darn.

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Speaker 9: Are you gonna be here?

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Speaker 15: Hey, I'm gonna pet a puppy today for you and

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Speaker 15: your honor, just for you, brother.

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Speaker 1: Look, I shout out to your allergy.

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Speaker 14: I don't have time to be stuck on the phone

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Speaker 14: with you right now.

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Speaker 15: May I just say, wonderful palette choosing a chicken pot pie?

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Speaker 9: Bro?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, those are three of my favorite things. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: chicken pot pie.

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Speaker 15: And then you combined all three of them. I'm like,

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Speaker 15: this guy is brilliant.

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Speaker 14: Man, Oh my god, this is so unprofessional.

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Speaker 1: Hey do you have any mushrooms in your car? If not,

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Speaker 1: may I maybe not.

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Speaker 14: The kind you probably like to eat, dude, that's funnier

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Speaker 14: than you realize.

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Speaker 3: I think you made a joke.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know, dude.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, nothing about this is funny.

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Speaker 3: Because I do eat mushrooms.

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Speaker 8: You get it?

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Speaker 14: Yeah it man? Oh cool, listen, man, whatever you're on

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Speaker 14: right now, you need to just like consider maybe like

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Speaker 14: not doing it anymore because it's affecting your performance and

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Speaker 14: it's pissing me off quite frankly, Like, I don't know

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Speaker 14: how you've kept the job as long as you have.

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Speaker 3: What did you know? I was on viagra?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: I think it's a little more than that, man.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 15: It's also called coffee because I'm actually a morning radio

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Speaker 15: show host and I've had like ten cups of coffee

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Speaker 14: What is going on right now?

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Speaker 13: Man?

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Speaker 15: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 15: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Man, this was all a brown Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: It's your roommate, Paul.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: M I soon to be dead roommate, Paul.

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Speaker 9: Okay, thanks for telling me.

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 15: But in all seriousness, dude, think about chicken pot.

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Speaker 14: Pot that shut up?

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Speaker 1: It blew your mind too.

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Speaker 15: Huh woah. All right, Well I'm coming over with these FreeDOS.

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Speaker 15: Do you want anything else before I get there?

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Speaker 14: I'm a little unclear my grocery's actually still coming or oh.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Actually you may want to check your own app.

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Speaker 14: I have nothing to do with that, right okay?

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Speaker 11: Waitause every morning was full tap Wedday Morning twenties Brooke

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Speaker 3: In the morning, they say, if you're a single guy,

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Speaker 3: one of the best ways to meet women is to

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Speaker 3: get a dog. Oh yeah, and then just naturally they

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Speaker 3: flock to you.

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Speaker 4: The dog, You're there, the sale, You're one.

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Speaker 3: But what if you find yourself in the opposite situation

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Speaker 3: where you're a single dude with no pet who's surrounded

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Speaker 5: Where are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm just wondering would that situation still work or would

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Speaker 3: you find yourself in the same situation. One of our

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Speaker 3: out of it and needs our help. It's coming up

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Speaker 3: in a brand new edition of Textual Healing. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: do it next text You Will Heal then Textual. How

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Speaker 3: many charity events do you think Brook does a year?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 3: That's the question. I'm supposed to read because Brook paid

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Speaker 3: our producer to make me ask that, just so that

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Speaker 3: she could humble brag about how amazing and generous she is.

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Speaker 5: Back to the organization, see.

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Speaker 3: Any time that you're involved in a charity event, the

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Speaker 3: golden rule, and Brook knows this is charity first, scoring

461
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Speaker 3: random tail second.

462
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Speaker 4: Yes, sometimes they could be on the same plane supposed.

463
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Speaker 3: To be the general thing, but both were in play.

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Speaker 3: According to one of our listeners, Jonathan, who was at

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Speaker 3: a charity event recently, now he needs some textual healing.

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Speaker 3: So Jonathan, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Hey guys, welcome, Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 4: You're such a good person. Jonathan, thank you for being

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Speaker 4: on the show.

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Speaker 3: Welcoming us.

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Speaker 9: I know, well I'm the host in me Runs Runs Deep.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, so were you were you hosting the charity event?

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Speaker 3: I was, ok, thank you for being yeah, wow wow, Okay,

474
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Speaker 3: just it just comes out of my mouth.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'll try to turn it off.

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Speaker 3: Well, what was the name of your charity? What what's

477
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Speaker 3: your charity for?

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Speaker 9: It's a pet rescue and this particular event was called

479
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Speaker 9: gambling with Golden.

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Speaker 5: Like golden retrievers, like poker with the dogs.

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Speaker 9: The Golden retrievers, Golden doodles, I mean pretty much any dog,

482
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Speaker 9: but like the theme was Golden retrievers.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's sweet.

484
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Speaker 5: And so you met somebody there, you're saying.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, we had typical like casino games. And at

486
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Speaker 9: one point during the night, I was over by the

487
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Speaker 9: crabs table, you know, and as it happens when someone

488
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Speaker 9: starts winning, that gets a bunch of people were huddled around.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's what's so exciting about craps. I don't

490
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Speaker 4: understand it at all, but I always been there being like, yes,

491
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Speaker 4: I don't know it's supposed to happen next, but I'm

492
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Speaker 4: excited to just.

493
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Speaker 3: Keep betting with the ok So something exciting is happening

494
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Speaker 3: at one of these tables.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: So this woman was winning and she had her golden

497
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Speaker 9: with her and she kept like reaching down and instead

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Speaker 9: of having someone blow on the dice, like she was

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Speaker 9: being funny and having the dog lick the dice, said luck.

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Speaker 3: Gold tell it accident, because because that's like the normal

501
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Speaker 3: thing that you do for good luck, as you have

502
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Speaker 3: like a beautiful woman, blow on them or kiss them.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I walked around casinos.

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Speaker 3: Free. I just got back from a charity event.

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Speaker 17: All right, right, she's got a sense of humor, so

507
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Speaker 17: I thought that was good. Okay, the dealer pulls me

508
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Speaker 17: aside and he says that, hey, the dice are getting sticky,

509
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Speaker 17: and that he didn't think that she should be letting.

510
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Speaker 9: The dog like the dice.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, they're actually getting sticky. You're like, yo, I'm

512
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Speaker 5: the host, I'm not a rule.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunate's Jonathan, and you have to do something about the

514
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Speaker 3: sticky dice.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I mean so, I just casually after if I could

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Speaker 9: speak with her for a moment.

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Speaker 4: Right in the middle of this, like is the big

519
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Speaker 4: high people are cheering around her, and you pull her aside.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 9: No, At this point herst streak had ended.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you waited for the right time.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, And as I'm like talking to her, I just realized, Wow,

524
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Speaker 9: she's really attractive, and so she took it well.

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Speaker 4: Like I said, because I was going to say, how

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Speaker 4: do you come back from that. You're like telling her

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Speaker 4: not to do something, you're being the you know, the

528
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Speaker 4: fun spoiler, and then you're.

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Speaker 5: Going to hit on her.

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Speaker 9: Well well exactly, So I like I didn't do anything

531
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Speaker 9: at that point. I just like thought Okay, that was

532
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 9: a lot easier than I thought. And so later on

533
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 9: she comes up to me with her golden whose name's Rhino,

534
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 9: and she shows me that she's been winning again even

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Speaker 9: without Rhino's good luck.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so she made it a point to come find you.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I'm looking the dice on my own this day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 9: So I'm like sitting there like chatting her up and

541
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Speaker 9: petting Rhino and like crazy thing is we end up

542
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Speaker 9: getting drinks later on at the bar.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So one's like, where's the house.

544
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Speaker 6: Charity?

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Speaker 9: No, no, this is like the night's winding down.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah.

547
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Speaker 9: And I swear she asked me out, like she's like,

548
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Speaker 9: what are you doing this Friday? And so I was like, oh, nothing,

549
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Speaker 9: And so she told me to come by her place

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Speaker 9: on Friday night.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, why did you swear you asked her out?

552
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 5: That is asking you out?

553
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 9: Well, you would think you would think.

554
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Speaker 5: I do, think, So what's wrong?

555
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 3: It's a problem.

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Speaker 9: So I show up at six o'clock like thinking I'm

557
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Speaker 9: going out. We're gonna go have a lovely time. Yeah,

558
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Speaker 9: and there's another dude there.

559
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Speaker 8: Is it.

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Speaker 5: A roommate, a brother.

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Speaker 9: A friend, she's like without like missing a beach. It's like, hey,

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Speaker 9: thank you so much for watching Rhino. We'll try to

563
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Speaker 9: be back by midnight.

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Speaker 15: Are you seriously babysitting the dog when she goes out

565
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Speaker 15: on a day with this dude?

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Speaker 9: Well apparently, Oh.

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Speaker 5: Wait, did you stay with Rhino? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I mean, what am I gonna do? Like, oh, we're

569
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Speaker 9: not going out? Well, I guess I'm going home. Like,

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Speaker 9: I didn't know what to say.

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Speaker 5: Babysitters are good, babysitters hard to find.

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Speaker 3: You established good rapport with Rhino back at the charity event.

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Speaker 3: She thought that that's what you wanted to do.

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Speaker 5: Is there a way you could have misunderstood her?

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Speaker 9: I mean I sat there for the whole night she

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Speaker 9: was out, trying to figure out if by Oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, so you misunderstood the situation a little bit.

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Speaker 3: What's happened since then?

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Speaker 9: Well, nothing has happened. And like, I don't really want

580
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 9: to be her dog sitter, So okay, I want to

581
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Speaker 9: let her know that I was interested in going out

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Speaker 9: on the date.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you want to tell her how you really feel

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Speaker 3: through text, and that's where you need our help.

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Speaker 5: There you go, Okay, and do we know the guy

586
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Speaker 5: that she went out with. It was just a date,

587
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 5: not a boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Right, Uh, as far as I could tell, Yeah, Brook

589
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 3: wants to know if the other guy is single, just

590
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Speaker 3: in case she wants to add someone to her rotation.

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Speaker 9: There was no photos of her with this.

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00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 5: This is what I think you need to do.

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Speaker 4: You need to say, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed

594
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 4: own it. You need to be like, I was so

595
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 4: interested in you, I thought we were going out on

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00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 4: a date. Because then that puts her in a position

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Speaker 4: where she either has to say, oh, that's too bad.

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00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 5: Or she says she says, oh my god, I'm so

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Speaker 5: sorry that's true.

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Speaker 3: Or you can ask about Rhino and what's happened since

601
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Speaker 3: you last saw him.

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Speaker 5: People love talking about their pets.

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Speaker 9: That feels like I want to be a dog sitter.

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Speaker 1: She would definitely answer to that.

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Speaker 4: Or maybe you say, Rhino told me that I needed

606
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 4: to ask you out on a date. Rhino really wants

607
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 4: Daddy talks to dog.

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Speaker 5: She's a crazy woman who takes dogs to charity events.

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Speaker 9: I think we're in the it's encouraged taking dogs to

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Speaker 9: charity events. She's not that.

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Speaker 3: I kind of like that one personally, Bro, what do

612
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 3: you think about that?

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Speaker 9: Which one the.

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Speaker 4: Brooks one Rhino told me to ask you out in

615
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Speaker 4: a date because he's he thinks i'd be a good

616
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Speaker 4: new dog daddy.

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00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, then dog emoji, then tongue emoji.

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Speaker 9: I mean I could do that, But what about the

619
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Speaker 9: one where I say that like, I'm embarrassed, I thought

620
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Speaker 9: we were going out, and then she can say I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: This is love. You gotta take risks.

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Speaker 7: You gotta make her laugh, all right.

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Speaker 1: If this makes her crack up, you're gonna get a

624
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: text back immediately.

625
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 3: We didn't come on this show to play it safe.

626
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 3: Take a risk and take a challenge. I think you

627
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 3: got you gotta put it all on the table like

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00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: a poker game, all right, right, you you type that

629
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Speaker 3: in and send it. We gotta go to break. We'll

630
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 3: come back. We'll see if she responded and try to

631
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Speaker 3: continue to try to get you a date with this woman.

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00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 4: The emojis or no, definitely just don'g emojis.

633
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Speaker 3: Forget the tongue one say that for us. Anyways, we'll

634
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Speaker 3: continue textual healing right after this. Hold on. We're in

635
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Speaker 3: the middle of textual healing with our listener Jonathan, who

636
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Speaker 3: recently worked as a host at a charity event called

637
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Speaker 3: Gambling with Goldens, where you bring your dog, you roll

638
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 3: the dice and raise some money to help pet rescues,

639
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 3: and unexpectedly he had a connection with a woman there

640
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Speaker 3: where they had some drinks together at the end of

641
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Speaker 3: the event and she asked him out. Well yeah, at

642
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 3: least that's what Jonathan thought. Yeah, because when he showed up,

643
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 3: the woman goes, hey, here's my date, there's my dog,

644
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 3: thanks for watching him, bye bye. Yeah. So now Jonathan

645
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 3: wants our help to text her and let her know

646
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 3: I'm actually interested in more than just your dog. I

647
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 3: like you, let us go out on a real day.

648
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 3: And so what was our first text that we sent

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00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: Brooke to try and change your mind.

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Speaker 4: Well, remember the dog's name is Rhino, right, so we said,

651
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 4: while I was watching Rhino, just letting you know, he

652
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 4: told me to ask you out.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, trying to go with a little humor there, and

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00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 3: has the woman wrote back to you yet, Jonathan?

656
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 5: Wait, do we know her name?

657
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 9: Her name is Carol?

658
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what did Carol say or did she say anything.

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00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 9: She did? Okay, haha, you're funny. Yeah, Okay, well, but

660
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 9: then it's followed up, but are you free on Saturday?

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Speaker 5: Oh, don't fall for.

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00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 3: That's too generic. If you mean a babysitter for a day.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I think. Like this is the same

664
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Speaker 9: thing that got me last time.

665
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Speaker 3: Texting sucks because you also don't know if she's like

666
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: genuine being like, oh my god, ha ha, you're so funny,

667
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 3: or if she's like, ha ha, you're an idiot. Here

668
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Speaker 3: watch my dog.

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Speaker 9: Well, I mean I didn't even think about the sega

670
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 9: what I was just like, okay, well she thought it

671
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 9: was funny.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, maybe you say, wait, did Rhino tell you

673
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Speaker 4: to ask me out too?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if we continue on the on the

675
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: funny round. Maybe here we just need to be more

676
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 3: clear about, like what our actual intentions are. We could

677
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 3: be saying these Rhino jokes all night.

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00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: What if we're clear and clever?

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Speaker 3: Right? You say?

680
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Speaker 15: Okay, Well, when I come over, should I dress up

681
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 15: and bring you flowers?

682
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 3: Or do I bring sweats?

683
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 7: Because I'm mar.

684
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Speaker 4: Don't even as an option, don't even as option say

685
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 4: the only way I'm free is if I'm hanging out

686
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: with you?

687
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 3: And ah, okay, do you know what I mean, yeah,

688
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 3: don't give her the option. Yeah, I mean it's a

689
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 3: little bit more obvious that you're interested in her.

690
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like I'm not letting you say no.

691
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 4: Although I don't know how well she paid for the

692
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 4: dog babysitting, so maybe.

693
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Speaker 5: You want on the table too.

694
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Speaker 3: I don't know, but Jonathan, what what do you think

695
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 3: about that? The only way that I'm going to hang

696
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 3: out is free. The only way I'm free is if

697
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: I get to hang out with you.

698
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 9: I like the idea. It's pretty direct.

699
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 3: I mean, you can put the dog into the tongue

700
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: emoji back in. It's always in play.

701
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 5: The tongue doesn't work in that sentence.

702
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 9: Trust, I don't know how to use emoji, so make

703
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 9: you nervous. General, If you want to.

704
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 4: Still be light hearted, you can say and rhino can

705
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 4: stay with us too, you know what I mean?

706
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 7: Like rhino can human sit us.

707
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 5: Okay, that's too far.

708
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Jonathan, I think you send it.

709
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Speaker 4: Okayam free is if I'm hanging with you, Rhino can

710
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Speaker 4: hang too.

711
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 5: I was waiting for one of you.

712
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 3: Whatever books go with it.

713
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, because then there's two birds one stone for her.

714
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 4: She's got the dog sitter nailed down, and she could

715
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 4: be nailing well.

716
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 3: Now we know what books really like at the chair.

717
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 7: How long is it?

718
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 9: She doesn't have to worry about getting a dog sitter

719
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 9: because you.

720
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 4: Know the guy, the last guy she went on a date,

721
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 4: You got bubbles or dots?

722
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, dot dot dot dot dot.

723
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 3: Dots d I'm remembered.

724
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 5: Jeffrey gave me a sad I like, I wasn't gonna

725
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 5: do it. Of course.

726
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 8: It is.

727
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 3: It's so fun. That's the best part of this entire segment.

728
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 3: Does she said anything?

729
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, so I know a great dog park. We

730
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 9: can go there together.

731
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 5: Okay, I like that's a date, you taking your dog out.

732
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: You don't feel like this is friendly.

733
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 3: I feel like she's going to go to the dog

734
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 3: park with you and then just watch you play with

735
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 3: her dog. Like over on the other side of the

736
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 3: can I go on my day.

737
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's the dog needs a babysitter at night.

738
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like it's very well trained.

739
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 9: So maybe yeah, no, the dog, the dog is well behaved.

740
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Speaker 9: I think she's just concerned about the dogs. It goes

741
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 9: with it her pretty much everywhere to work.

742
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 3: She being oblivious. She get it yet gets it or not.

743
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 3: I feel like we need to just be as direct

744
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 3: as possible and feel like no, no dog, just you

745
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 3: need dinner drinks.

746
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like a candle.

747
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 5: Emotion, the more comes we take it back.

748
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 4: I don't.

749
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 5: Then she takes run everywhere.

750
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 4: Maybe okay, maybe you say, maybe you say this, we

751
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 4: can do that before I take you to dinner and drinks.

752
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, what do you think about that?

753
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 17: John thinks thanks, yeah, because then it's like what she suggested,

754
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 17: and then it's clear that it's the day.

755
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 5: Plus then the dog's tired. The dog will be fine

756
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 5: by itself.

757
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 9: So what was it one more time that dude she

758
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 9: went out with and come watch him?

759
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 5: Just say we can do that before I take you

760
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 5: to dinner and drink.

761
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 3: All right, and then tongue emoji. It's gonna work for

762
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 3: one of these times.

763
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 5: Maybe like cocktail emoji.

764
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't need an emoji, Okay, all right, said Okay,

765
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 4: I'm really romantic.

766
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 3: I don't know if we're actually making progress with this

767
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 3: woman or if we're still in the same place being

768
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 3: if she's dog sitters own.

769
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: If she's vague at this point, then we just need

770
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: to stop texting.

771
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 8: Her.

772
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 5: Okay, she's vague. It means that she doesn't want to

773
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 5: lose her good dog sitter.

774
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 8: You know, she's like this.

775
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 5: She's on the other end of this, like this is

776
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 5: so awkward.

777
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 3: You sound like a nice guy. You sound like a

778
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 3: dog sitter. I wouldn't want to let go. We're being

779
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 3: pretty clear, like dinner, drinks, you made yes, typing something

780
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 3: now okay?

781
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 5: And she's on off level And was she writing a novel?

782
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 9: No, I don't know what she's writing now. This is

783
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 9: so now it says sounds great, which awesome. But then

784
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 9: it's I'll bring the dog costumes, dog dog host.

785
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: She thinks you guys, She thinks you guys are gonna

786
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: I don't get it.

787
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're getting into, but it sounds

788
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 3: like a date to me.

789
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 9: Ever had.

790
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 5: I think actually the tongue emoji works here.

791
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 9: We'll talk to you later, brother, Okay, I said to.

792
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna wait to hear back what she

793
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 3: says after that. I'm gonna call this a successful textual

794
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 3: healing experience. She's confused. I don't even know.

795
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 5: She's meant to be.

796
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're gonna have either the best date

797
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 3: Night of your Life. Or you and that other dude

798
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 3: are gonna dress up and wrestle each other in dog costumes.

799
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 5: You're gonna learn something about yourself.

800
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: Man, that's textual healing.

801
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 8: It's Jeffrey in the Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

802
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 3: There's a brand new trend on TikTok that's becoming very

803
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 3: popular with gen Z women and I one hundred percent

804
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 3: guarantee Brooke will absolutely hate it. Plus it's the start

805
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 3: of the new year, so everybody's looking for dieting tips.

806
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: Or one woman has been going viral lately because she

807
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 3: looks incredible and you won't believe the delicious foods that

808
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 3: she is eating to make it happen. Hear this, let

809
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 3: alone the amount of delicious food she's eating. You're gonna

810
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 3: hear all of that and more coming up in a

811
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 3: brand new TikTok shot. We're gonna do it. Liberators finally

812
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 3: revealed what Selena Gomez was whispering to Taylor Swift at

813
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 3: the Golden Globes yesterday.

814
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 5: This is such a controversy whispering because they were fully gossiped.

815
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 6: Yeah.

816
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 3: Sure, the Liberators saw it and they said it was TikTok.

817
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 3: I don't know jazz. And now that we've got that

818
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 3: controversy out of the way, let's get right into TikTok

819
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 3: click shock, where we talk about the biggest tiktoks from

820
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 3: the past week. You're gonna get right into your first

821
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 3: TikTok click shock from a woman known as Steak and

822
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 3: Butter Goal.

823
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like her.

824
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 3: She's a former vegan who's now touting her high fat

825
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: carnivore diet.

826
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 4: So I'm sure she talked fully about veganism when she

827
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 4: was in it. Now and now she can't get over

828
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 4: talking about the opposite.

829
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 3: She's been doing it for five years and it consists

830
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: of her nauching on giant blocks of butter and whipping

831
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 3: up ten to twelve egg scrambles every single day as

832
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 3: part of her health journey.

833
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: I mean, give me butter, but people.

834
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 7: Just eat chunks of butter.

835
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 5: I used to do it as a kid, but not

836
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 5: a whole mouthful.

837
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: But we already know you're a monster.

838
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,959
Speaker 3: And recently she shared her cholesterol heavy daily eating plan

839
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: in a clip that's racked up over one point three

840
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 3: million views.

841
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 16: Here it is, Here's what I eat in a day

842
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 16: as a high fat, five year carnivore. For lunch, I

843
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 16: decided to have some eighty twenty ground beef sawted up

844
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 16: with a side of cold butter. Then we went out

845
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 16: to enjoy the beautiful weather in Washington and for dinner,

846
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 16: I craved for poached eggs. So I poached twelve eggs

847
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 16: with a snide of a ribbi, cooked it in the

848
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 16: air fire at four fifty for ten minutes. What did

849
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 16: you eat today?

850
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 3: Did you get?

851
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 6: She said?

852
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 3: She said her ribbi was her side dish.

853
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 5: Whoa girl?

854
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 3: Do you not know?

855
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 5: Like just like a little bit of something?

856
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 3: Well you can judge, but if you look at what

857
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: she looks like, Steak and Buttergow actually has a very

858
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 3: lean physique and claims her saturated fat consumption has boosted

859
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 3: her libido extremely, It's increased her weight loss and completely

860
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 3: wiped out any sugar cravings that she's ever had.

861
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't imagine what her heart, you know, veins,

862
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 4: What are those things called arteries?

863
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 8: Like?

864
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet Steak and butterg wouldn't have stumbled over

865
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 3: that question because her brain is functioning at one hundred percent.

866
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so from all that things are just slipping

867
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 5: through there.

868
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 3: The viewers of Steak and butter Gal voice their concerns.

869
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 3: Someone said, sounds really delicious, but what about your cholesterol levels.

870
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 3: You're eating ten to twelve eggs a day. That can't

871
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: be good. And now we could only convince our technical

872
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 3: director Ashton to go thirty straight days all carved.

873
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 5: Do you think it'd be healthier than the Taco bell challenges.

874
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 3: To come out looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger afterwards? That was

875
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 3: a TikTok click shock.

876
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 5: Your next TikTok click shot.

877
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,959
Speaker 3: Is a new trend called SAG s a HG, which

878
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 3: stands for stay at home girlfriend.

879
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: Oh man, sounds great.

880
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 5: I'd love to be a stay at home mom without

881
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 5: kids too.

882
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 3: What that means is there's a phenomenon going on with

883
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 3: younger women who are staying unmarried but are tethering themselves

884
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 3: to a bread winning man so that they can enjoy

885
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 3: a lifestyle of leisure a kid.

886
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 5: What do you write those books? What do I want

887
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 5: to be when I grow up? SAG? This sounds fun

888
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 5: for like a month, but then it sounds boring. None

889
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 5: of all your friends are sacks to brook? Yeah, there

890
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 5: you go.

891
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 3: One of these women is twenty five year old Yelena Lalla.

892
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 3: And here she is. As you can see, she just

893
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 3: looks like your average run of the mill Nebraska housewife's gorgeous.

894
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 5: Well, she's twenty five.

895
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 3: I'd give her a five and a half. But she

896
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 3: is currently living the sag life. And it all started

897
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 3: for her back in September of twenty twenty, while she

898
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 3: was working as a fashion student in Paris. Oh okay,

899
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 3: it sounds like objectively a great job.

900
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 5: So she sounds like she was poor to start off.

901
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 5: You know that her parents didn't have any money.

902
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 3: Are sure she was there on a scholarship. May I'm bored?

903
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 5: Can you pick me up?

904
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 7: From Milan?

905
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: While she was there, she got an Instagram message from

906
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 3: a random dude who offered to fly her out to

907
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 3: his city, all expenses paid, and be in a relationship

908
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 3: with him. The dude is a thirty four year olds

909
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 3: who lives in New York and is in the tech industry.

910
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 3: Since their courtship began, remember this is in September of

911
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, Laala has been whisked off to fifty five

912
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 3: different nations going on exotic vacation.

913
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 5: This is what she says on TikTok. I like she

914
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 5: should follow him to work and see when he actually

915
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 5: gott Yeah, I feel like he's a drug kid. He

916
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 5: has actually a sixty five year old with a potbellan fall.

917
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys are all sounding jealous right now, because

918
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,280
Speaker 3: here's a snippet of one of her many, many luxury vacations.

919
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 13: My boyfriend has slowed me to forty seven countries. He

920
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 13: organizes all of our trips, and he did so good

921
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 13: with this one. As soon as we got here, we

922
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 13: both got a foot massage, which was super nice. Philla

923
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 13: is assigned a personal butler. This was ours and he

924
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 13: was amazing. I told him that I wanted to do

925
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 13: some yoga, so he took me here and he was

926
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 13: so pretty. After that, my boyfriend and I got a

927
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 13: couple's massage and it was so relaxing.

928
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: Oh do you hear how relaxed she sounds. She just

929
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 3: live in the life.

930
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 5: You know what I don't is a boyfriend.

931
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 4: I was in high school and I lie to other

932
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 4: boys and say, oh yeah, the guys from another school

933
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 4: set me roses.

934
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 5: There was no guys from another school, Jeff. It was

935
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 5: all a lie.

936
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm on board. With the SAG lifestyle. I think

937
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 3: it's working. And if you're wondering how, I'm just jealous

938
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 3: maybe that. I mean, I'm on board with it, but

939
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 3: I do see your point about if you're wondering how

940
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 3: much a stay at home girlfriend costs as a guy, well,

941
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 3: Lala has kept track of how much money exactly.

942
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 5: Said it's good to have one that budgets.

943
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 3: And you know her partner remember this, for the last

944
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 3: three years alone, has spent a staggering one point two

945
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 3: five million dollars funding her entire lifestyle. She says, quote

946
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 3: every expense is on him. I never have to worry

947
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 3: about anything, and I live a completely stressed fee life.

948
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 3: Side note, she says she has a designated nail person

949
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 3: in most of the fifty five countries she travels to,

950
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 3: a fact she finds absolutely hilarious. That's actually She does

951
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 3: have advice for the Brooks of the world, though, She says,

952
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 3: don't you dare settle Your soul meat is out there.

953
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 3: You'll find them eventually.

954
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 7: Somewhere.

955
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 5: Why why is she.

956
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we were just it was all of Brooks dying.

957
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 5: He makes his own money to Jeffy, Yeah.

958
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,479
Speaker 3: That's twenty bucks.

959
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 7: Really, hell, I mean he.

960
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 5: Covered the cab.

961
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 11: Those are your TikTok story for the day, Brooking Jeffrey

962
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 11: in the morning, I mean, wow.

963
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 3: Should we just call it a year because it is

964
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 3: undefeated in this game since January first?

965
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 5: Okay?

966
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 3: And I don't see you losing for the next twelve

967
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 3: months Brooks.

968
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 5: Wow, jeff I know sense any sarcasm in your voice either.

969
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 3: If you make it through December with zero losses like this,

970
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 3: here's what I'm gonna do. I will let you buy

971
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 3: me lunch and I'll actually sit down and eat it

972
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 3: with you. Yeah, non, non Here. It has to be

973
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 3: like at a restaurant, a nice one, one with like

974
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 3: four dollars signs on yelp, one of the good ones.

975
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 3: If you don't lose for the rest.

976
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 2: Of the year.

977
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 5: If I don't lose, I get to buy you fancy

978
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 5: lunch and watch you eat it.

979
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 3: You are welcome, Brooke. Let's find out who continue your

980
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 3: streak against. Today's challenger is Morgan, so let's welcome her

981
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 3: to the show. Morgan, how you doing good?

982
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 15: How are you guys?

983
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 5: Yeah? Morgan? Would you rather win this game or watch

984
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 5: Jeffrey eat?

985
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 16: I'd rather win, you know.

986
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 5: That's funny, you and I have something in common.

987
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 3: They might even throw this game just for you, so

988
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 3: she doesn't have to watch me eat a delicious lunch

989
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 3: on her dying.

990
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 5: What would you order?

991
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 3: It depends on where we went, Brooke quiz nos? Then

992
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with her ten foot long? Sup. You

993
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 3: have to sit and watch me the whole thing. Now,

994
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 3: get out of the studio, Brooks, so we can talk

995
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 3: to Morgan and ask her some questions. Morgan, you know

996
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 3: how the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer

997
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 3: as many as possible. If you don't know when, you

998
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 3: can say pass. But you do have to beat Brooke

999
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 3: outright to win? Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck?

1000
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. In nineteen seventy three, Major League

1001
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 3: Baseball adopted a new position of player who bats but

1002
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 3: doesn't play the field. What's it called? The outer ring

1003
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 3: on a dartboard is called a double? What's the inner

1004
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 3: ring called? Which amendment covers the freedom of speech?

1005
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 8: One?

1006
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 3: In the fairy tale what animal does Jack trade for

1007
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 3: a can of magic beans? How the ancient Romans use

1008
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 3: what spice to flavor their wine? And in bomb Bodies, mace?

1009
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 3: What was that? Mace?

1010
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 8: Oh?

1011
00:47:54,920 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 3: You maced your wine. Interesting. Yeah, okay, Brook's back into

1012
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 3: the studio, so let's not say anymore. But rumor has

1013
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 3: it that Morgan has the career that Brook wants to

1014
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 3: join once her radio career eventually comes to an end. Morgan,

1015
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:13,959
Speaker 3: what do you do for a living?

1016
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 9: Marketing rep for us?

1017
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 16: Samy Hills, plan.

1018
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 3: Books, dream job.

1019
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 5: I'd be terrible at marketing sales any of that.

1020
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,919
Speaker 4: I feel like it's a lot of meetings. How many

1021
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 4: meetings do you have to do today, Morgan?

1022
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 9: I don't have a whole lot. I only do like

1023
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 9: five a month.

1024
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 5: Oh that's pretty good. Take a second look at it, Brook.

1025
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 3: They tell us we have meetings here all the time.

1026
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 3: We never go yeah, we just know we miss them.

1027
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: They're all optional, in my opinion, I go, well, okay,

1028
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 3: that's your choice we're supposed to do.

1029
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 6: Thanks.

1030
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 3: Okay, let's turn to Brook for your turn. You ready, Yes,

1031
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 3: your time starts now. In nineteen seventy three, Major League

1032
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 3: Baseball adopted a new position of a player who bats

1033
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: but doesn't play the field. What's that called the outer

1034
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 3: ring on a dartboard is called a double? What's the

1035
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 3: inner ring?

1036
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 8: Jaw?

1037
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 3: Which amendment covers the freedom of speech the first In

1038
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 3: the fairy tale What animal does Jack trade for a

1039
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 3: can of magic beans?

1040
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 5: Cow?

1041
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 3: The ancient Romans used what spice to flavor their wine

1042
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 3: and embalmed bodies.

1043
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 5: Fun cinnamon on a boat?

1044
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: What is a spinnaker?

1045
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 5: A spinnaker is the Oh, I feel like I know it?

1046
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 5: Is it the the mask?

1047
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:32,760
Speaker 3: Mask?

1048
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 5: No, that would be the mask. The mask would be

1049
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 5: the masking.

1050
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 3: The questions are done, We're going to go to the

1051
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 3: scoreboard to see how you boll did with Jose.

1052
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: You got three correct today.

1053
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 5: Yay, it's pretty solid, Morgan and yeah, give me three

1054
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 5: or more?

1055
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 7: You got four?

1056
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 5: My way closer to watching Jeffrey eat.

1057
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 4: I could help you with that.

1058
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1059
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy three, Major League Baseball adopted a new

1060
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,479
Speaker 3: position of a player who bats but doesn't play the field.

1061
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 3: That's called the DH designated hitter.

1062
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1063
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 3: The outer ring on a dark board is called a

1064
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 3: double because it's worth twice the points. The inner ring

1065
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 3: is called a triple because it's worth triple the points.

1066
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 3: I never knew that you all do that. The amendment

1067
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 3: that covers freedom of speech is the first amendment. In

1068
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 3: the fairy tale, Jack trades a cow for his magic beans.

1069
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 5: You should get a very good trade on that.

1070
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 3: You know. The ancient Romans used to flavor their wine

1071
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,959
Speaker 3: and embalmed bodies using cinnamon. Yeah, and on a boat,

1072
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 3: a spinnaker is one of the sales, Morgan. Unfortunately, since

1073
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 3: you didn't beat Brooke today, can't really give you anything

1074
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 3: here except for a pair of tickets to the Emerald

1075
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 3: City Comic Con. From meeting your favorite celebrity guests and

1076
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 3: comic creators to making the best memories with family and friends,

1077
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 3: Emerald City Comic On is the place to be February

1078
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 3: twenty nine through March third and at the Seattle Convention Center.

1079
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 3: Tickets on sale now at Emeraldcitycomic Con dot com.

1080
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 4: See thank you you that well, you know, good start

1081
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 4: to twenty twenty four for me, not so much for you,

1082
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 4: but hopefully it gets better.

1083
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 9: Hopefully.

1084
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 3: So okay, thanks for playing Morgan. Comeback and lose to

1085
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 3: Brook again so I can eat my lunch. We'll be

1086
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 3: back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

1087
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning