1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast, Nicky Glazers, Nicky guys. Happy Wednesday 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: to you out there. Nicky Glazer podcast coming in hot. Um, 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: busy little morning at Shay Glazer here. Uh woke up 4 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: Andrew offer dugo give me my Starbucks? Called in the 5 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: order mobile order. He went picked it up for me, 6 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: very nice. Um. Oh god, damn it. What the hell 7 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: is on my new green dress? Why can't I just 8 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: not stain things everything? This is why I can't wear 9 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 1: light colored things. Everything gets poop color on it. What 10 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: is this? Oh god? Everything? Literally I am on right 11 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: now a carpet that yesterday during a podcast, I knocked 12 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: over the entire gigantic coffee onto the carpet and I 13 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: haven't even cleaned it. I don't even know what to 14 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: do with it. Like I I don't know what to do. 15 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: Like you stop up the stain, I just let it 16 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 1: run in. I don't even go stop it up. I 17 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: let it dry. Do you want to see this? Noah, 18 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: take a look at this. Really. I think it's gonna 19 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: be worse than you could think. Wow. Yeah, I had 20 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: diarrhea everywhere on it. It didn't get anywhere on the chair, 21 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: which is the thing. I'm I don't care about this 22 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 1: rug anymore. Room book keeps getting caught on it and um, 23 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: and like it's like Roomba eight, you know, stopped at 24 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: McDonald want trying to think del taco and got a 25 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 1: number eight. And every time he comes in this room 26 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,680 Speaker 1: and and tries to go over this carpet, he gets 27 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: Roomma gets confused and di oriented every time he accidentally 28 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: if I leave this door open when Rumba is work 29 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: in the work in the apartment, um, he will wonder 30 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: in here. He will get caught on this shaggy carpet 31 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: and then I will find him an hour later in 32 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: the corner, just like hitting the wall, like over and over, 33 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: like a you know, a girl playing a video game. 34 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: Whenever you know Sarah Tomamashes comic, you have a great 35 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: joke about like girls playing video games, and it's always 36 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: just like the person in the corner, just like like 37 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: jumping in the corner wall. Do you know what I'm 38 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: talking about? Like the body you can't you don't know 39 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: how to like move it. It's a sexist joke, but 40 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: she's spot on. It's based on her experience. I think 41 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: playing video games. Don't write me and be like, girls 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: are great at video games, I know, but whenever I 43 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: pick up a console, I am that soldier in the corner, 44 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 1: just uh, you know, trying to high kick into the wall. Okay, 45 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 1: So anyway, that's what Ruma does. He gets caught and 46 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: then I go, Rumba, what's going on with you? And 47 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 1: he's just going large horror like talking to himself in 48 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: the wall. I picked him up and I go, let's 49 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: flip you over. And I sit him down and I go, 50 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: give me rub your tummy, and I go, it's okay, 51 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: because he's going God, God, he's going crazy because I'm 52 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: picking him up. But he wants to work. But I go, room, 53 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,399 Speaker 1: but you're sick. And then I open up his stomach 54 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: and do some surgery, and sure enough, there's a bunch 55 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: of goddamn fluff from this stupid carpet because he got 56 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: ahead of himself. Room. But you know, you can't go 57 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: up on that carpet, um, and so I gotta get 58 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: rid of it. So I was kind of glad when 59 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:29,359 Speaker 1: I knocked over gigantic coffee yesterday when I was on 60 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: Jason Ellis's podcast with Andrew and just spilled it everywhere, 61 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, good, I'm glad. 62 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: I didn't even want that coffee and I didn't want 63 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: this carpet. And he was like, wow, Mike, is that 64 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: the way you look at everything in life? And I 65 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: was like, yes, it is. Sometimes if I've taken my meds, 66 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: I can see life like that that you know what, 67 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: that needed to spill, because God, what would I be 68 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: talking about today if that didn't spill. God only knows. 69 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: I might say something that could get me canceled. Now 70 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: then my life would be over. But instead of talking 71 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: about the spell man, this room is a mess. You 72 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: ever look at your life and you just go, well, 73 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: I've really let it go in here. I've got three 74 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: Zvia cans, I've got an Amazon Prime empty package. Now 75 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 1: this is in my podcast studio studio, you guys, the 76 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: one you haven't seen yet because we are still getting 77 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: it ready, supposed to be like a clean off hands room. 78 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 1: If my mom, who designed this room with her friend Debbie, 79 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: they like you know, styled it. If she saw the 80 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: mess that was going on in here, she go, nicky, 81 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: goddamn it, now, why don't you spell that on that rug? 82 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: And I go, Mom, the rug was never even part 83 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: of the look. You didn't even like the rug. I 84 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: got it for free from a company. We're going to 85 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 1: get rid of it anyway. Well you didn't even stop 86 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: it up. What do you just left it? Well, you know, mom, 87 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're supposed to do when you're 88 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 1: a clean person. If you spill something. I know that 89 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,039 Speaker 1: there's like a rule there's on Reddit. Sometimes it's like 90 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: cleaning its or it's like, uh, it'll be like simple 91 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: life hacks, and it'll be like, for this stain, use 92 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: this for this stain, use this for blood, Just give 93 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: up and bury the body in the woods. For you know, 94 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: a tar stain, use baking soda and as all the solutions. 95 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: So I could look it up. I did buy a 96 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: little bustle Um pet cleaner thing that I put together 97 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: the other day, and then I put the liquid and 98 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: I got it already, and I go, I got nothing 99 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 1: to clean. I don't know what would I even use 100 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: this on. Now I got something. I got a stain. 101 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: But when my clothes get stained, there's something about it 102 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: that makes me so depressed because I don't know where 103 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 1: the stain came from. I just steamed this stupid dress. 104 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 1: So I would look not wrinkled all day and respect myself. 105 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: I go, Nikki, no one's gonna see you today. You 106 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 1: have no plans, You're not really going to be on 107 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: camera for anything, even in your zoom life. Why don't 108 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,239 Speaker 1: you just have a not wrinkled dress. So I steamed 109 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: it and then still got some dirty chocolate, poopy brown 110 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 1: color on me, and uh, I'll get it out later. 111 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. I do want to know if 112 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: anyone has ever had UM, if anyone could let me 113 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 1: know how to get pot resin out of a brand 114 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: new UM dry clean only gray silky sweater that I 115 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 1: spent a hundred dollars on for some reason, it has 116 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 1: a bedazzled skull on the back of it. Talk about 117 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: a t J Max. Find that's TJ Max for you. 118 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 1: A sweater that looks cute from the front and on 119 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 1: the back of it has a bedazzled skull. But you 120 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: know what, I saw the skull and I go, that 121 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:42,280 Speaker 1: actually fits with my feeling today. I just get overwhelmed 122 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: with stains. I just feel so dirty, like um my 123 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:53,799 Speaker 1: depression is feeling like a stained person, like inherently nothing 124 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:57,120 Speaker 1: I own will ever be clean, even when I clean it, 125 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 1: it's still is stained. There's something on my soul that stained. 126 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: I think that's a common feeling for people like I 127 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 1: don't know. Andrew can like clean up his room and 128 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: feel pride about it and be like I'm clean now, 129 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,760 Speaker 1: Like he's cleaning right now, and he's like in a 130 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: very giddy mood, and I'm very happy for him, even 131 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 1: though I slightly resent it, because I know that he 132 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: can like just collect the cans in his room and 133 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: maybe make his bed and the sheets will still be dirty, 134 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 1: but he just makes it and that will be enough 135 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: for him to feel good about himself and to feel 136 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,679 Speaker 1: like I did something today, like how he should feel. However, 137 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 1: I do that and I go, yeah, my bed is made. 138 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 1: My clothes are put away, but they're all like dirty somehow. 139 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: They all like have a weird feel to them, or 140 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,120 Speaker 1: like other people's clothes just don't. When I put something 141 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: on my body, it becomes like yellow and tarnished. It's 142 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 1: and it's not just my spray tant you guys, like 143 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: I've dealt with this my whole life. I think it 144 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: really is ecological. But all of my clothes growing up. 145 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: I talked about this on you up ages ago, and 146 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: someone made a cartoon of it. But all of my 147 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 1: clothes growing up, we're all stiff and stained and like hard. 148 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: And I would buy the same shirt as Kurseden from 149 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: a store and she would bring it home and wash 150 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 1: it and then wear it, and then I would bring 151 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: it homeline and wash it and wear it, and mine 152 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 1: would be like stiff and sad, and hers would be 153 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: like soft and smell good and still look new. And 154 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: I'm just like, what is wrong with my body that 155 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: makes things gross? And I don't have an answer for you, 156 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 1: but I do not think people go, Nikki, this is 157 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: just your depression. Everyone gets stains, this stain that I 158 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: have on myself today, I don't believe other people have. 159 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: I just I really envy people who can just be clean. 160 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 1: And people go, Nikki, I'm clean because it's my O 161 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: C D and it haunts me and it's the only 162 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 1: way I can feel relaxed. That's why I clean, or 163 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: they just go I clean because I want to, you, 164 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 1: you know, and it's like, okay, well then I wish 165 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 1: I wanted to. I don't know what the argument is. 166 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,959 Speaker 1: You want to know something. This stain is still wet. 167 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:15,199 Speaker 1: I spilled this yesterday at twenty four hours ago, and 168 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: it's still sopping wet. I just put my foot on it, dude, 169 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: I thought that would dry. Let's be honest, though, it 170 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: is like a small kind of spill, and it was 171 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: a full latte, so there's no doubt that this zeeped 172 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: through the carpet. It is still like it just was 173 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:41,200 Speaker 1: spilled yesterday. Oh my god. In other news, Andrew cleaning 174 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,000 Speaker 1: his room. He left his I was eating breakfast this 175 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,080 Speaker 1: morning and he walked out of his bedroom with a 176 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,440 Speaker 1: handful of cans and different cups, and I tried to 177 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: film him to see to catch how many cups he 178 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,080 Speaker 1: was carrying, but he almost caught me. And then he 179 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: said that he might also be depressed, because I've been depressed, 180 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: you know, the past couple of days or weeks, who 181 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,439 Speaker 1: knows really what's going on. Feeling much more stable now, 182 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,959 Speaker 1: but he was like, you know what, cleaning my room. 183 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,520 Speaker 1: I go, how's it going? He goes cleaning my room? Um, 184 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 1: you know, I think I was depressed too, And I go, oh, 185 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 1: all right, Um I didn't. I mean, it makes sense 186 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: his girlfriend just moved. Um, I've been in a bad mood. 187 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 1: He's someone who, like me, can be dependent on other 188 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,800 Speaker 1: people's mood to make him feel good. But he's been 189 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: playing golf every day. Maybe his swing hasn't been what 190 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,840 Speaker 1: he wanted it to be. We'll talk to him about 191 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 1: his depression. But UM, you know, I it's it's weird 192 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: when you're depressed. If you have people in your life 193 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: who are depressed, talk to them. How about that? How 194 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: about we all if we notice someone sad, we call 195 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: them up and we say, is everything okay? I just 196 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: like I think God, I have girlfriends who I can 197 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 1: talk to and share my sadness with and they can 198 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 1: all go, I'm so sorry, Nikki, and like send back 199 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 1: really nice things and ask me about it and let 200 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 1: me cry. People that don't have that I really I 201 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: feel for. And that's why I try to ask um 202 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 1: people how they feel a lot, because I think I 203 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,200 Speaker 1: just want it so bad back and I don't really 204 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: get it back. And I'm not being like woe is me? 205 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 1: I'm just being like I don't have Uh, I don't 206 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:42,559 Speaker 1: always surround myself. My girl girlfriends are great. Um. My 207 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 1: mom has gotten better about it. I told my parents 208 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,960 Speaker 1: the other day that I was just trying to get 209 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,760 Speaker 1: a reaction out of them and have them have any 210 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 1: concern about my mental health. And I told them that 211 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 1: if I work too hard, I'll kill myself someday, if 212 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 1: I if I don't get enough sleep and if I 213 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: keep working, and you know, I was talking about Simone 214 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 1: vials and and they were like, well, you gotta keep 215 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,160 Speaker 1: your word. You said you were going to do these gigs. 216 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,840 Speaker 1: You gotta do them, or like whatever it was. I 217 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,040 Speaker 1: wasn't even talking about canceling. I was just like I 218 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: might have to like just pull a Simone vials at 219 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 1: one point and pull out. And they were like, no, 220 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 1: you gotta keep your And I go, um, what if 221 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,440 Speaker 1: it leads to me killing myself someday? And they're just like, 222 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: so Luigi is doing good. I'm just like so it's 223 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 1: like I know that they can't handle my pain in 224 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:35,080 Speaker 1: that way, and so me being um depressed, I try to, like, 225 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,679 Speaker 1: you know, you do the most outrageous thing to like 226 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 1: make your parents pay attention. That's like why why kids 227 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 1: get like tattoos and like pierce their tongue to be 228 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 1: like look mom, look at me. React, you know, And 229 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: that's why I say outrageous things and then they don't 230 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,040 Speaker 1: say anything, and then I hang up the phone and 231 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 1: I cry because I feel like they don't care. But 232 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: the truth is they just can't handle the idea that 233 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 1: their daughter would kill ourselves, so like they just shut down. UM, 234 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 1: And that's okay because that's their own thing. But then 235 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,559 Speaker 1: my mom did to text me later and say I'm 236 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 1: worried about you. Are you okay? And I felt really 237 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 1: good and I burst out crying because she said it. 238 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 1: And then I wrote back to her, I said, I 239 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,200 Speaker 1: am okay. It means a lot that you asked me. 240 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,320 Speaker 1: And then she's checked on in on me every day 241 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: since then, so they can learn. Um. You know what 242 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: I don't need is people using the things I tell 243 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 1: you guys at the top of the podcast against me 244 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 1: in my d M s or on Reddit. UM. I 245 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: got a little heated yesterday on my subreddit because someone 246 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: wrote Nikki is spiraling. Has anyone else noticed that she's 247 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: uh going through a psychosis and she's subjecting all of 248 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 1: her friends into loom to it. They're all in hell 249 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 1: listening to her talk about how messy her packing is. 250 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,600 Speaker 1: No one else is telling her this, and I go, bitch, 251 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: I gave you all this, I used the word spiraling. 252 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 1: I said, I'm spiral. You don't get to form an 253 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 1: opinion about me that I gave you and then act 254 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 1: like it's a novel opinion. You know that doesn't. This 255 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,320 Speaker 1: is happening to me a couple of times, and I 256 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: really do appreciate some people don't know where they get 257 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: ideas about me from. But it's a lot of times 258 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 1: you form it on your own. Maybe you make observations, 259 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: you connect the dots and you go, hey, I've noticed 260 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: this thing about you that you might not notice about yourself. 261 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: That's interesting. And also you're I'd rather you not share 262 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: with me um right away. Maybe draft out a thing 263 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: and then sit on it and wonder if you would 264 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: want to say this to a stranger that or a 265 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,360 Speaker 1: stranger that might be suffering like you think they are, 266 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 1: why you would want to pile on and make them 267 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: feel worse about it? Just would want I would maybe 268 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 1: second guest sending that. But also, I'm not you do 269 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: what you want. I know you're just doing it out 270 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: of love for me. If you listen to the podcast, 271 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 1: you're a fan obviously, But for someone to get on 272 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: Reddit and try to start a discussion about how I'm 273 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 1: spiraling based on the word spiraling, which I gave you. 274 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: I said I was spiral, not you. You You don't get 275 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: to act like you're like I've noticed she's spiraling because 276 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: she told us she's spiraling. I've noticed she seemed unhinged 277 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 1: because she said she was unhinged. You. You're convincing yourself 278 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,360 Speaker 1: that you're smart and observant about me, when really you 279 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: just are repeating what I said. So it doesn't it 280 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: doesn't need to be repeated, and it especially doesn't need 281 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: to be repeated on a subreddit that you as a 282 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 1: fan of mine. No, I'm reading because you listen to 283 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 1: the show, and you know I'm on Reddit, and you 284 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,360 Speaker 1: know I follow my own subredd because I told you 285 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: I did so. Instead of putting something on the subreddit 286 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: that you are trying to say to me that I've 287 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: already said about myself, how about you draft it, read 288 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: it to yourself, and ask yourself, would you like that 289 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,840 Speaker 1: said back to you from a stranger who thinks they 290 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: know more about you than they do because you gave 291 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,280 Speaker 1: them that information to put it out there. That being said, 292 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,120 Speaker 1: I love you. I love that anyone's talking about me 293 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 1: and thinking about me, And I did it unsubscribed from 294 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: my own subreddit because it's too painful and I don't 295 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,640 Speaker 1: wanna have see that again at two am when I'm 296 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: trying to fall asleep again because Reddit soothed me to sleep. 297 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: But you can go on my subreddit and read that 298 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: and then read my response, because it's exactly what I 299 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: just said here zip it. Um that being said, I 300 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,000 Speaker 1: love you besties, and most of you are not like that, 301 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,640 Speaker 1: and you understand that I'm very self aware sometimes to 302 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: the point of, uh, you know, sometimes like I just 303 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: want to reiterate that when, um, you're annoyed with me 304 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: on this podcast, I'm beat you to it. I'm already 305 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: annoyed with myself, So uh, you telling me that you're 306 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: annoyed with me? Um, unless I'm completely unaware of it, 307 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 1: I just don't need to hear. I already feel the 308 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 1: same way. But I'm coming out of this depression. It's 309 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: the only reason that I'm able to talk about this 310 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: in this way with a smile on my face. Let's 311 00:16:52,200 --> 00:17:04,280 Speaker 1: get Andrew in here. Andrew, Hey, Andrew, remember that you 312 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:08,879 Speaker 1: think people would kill themselves? Um, I mean after they 313 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:15,479 Speaker 1: just heard my intro. They might find it soothing. I 314 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 1: never know what I'm walking into. I really it's like, 315 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: I know, what's what do you feel today? What do 316 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: you think the tone might be? Well, I don't know, 317 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,400 Speaker 1: you kind of a you're upset about something. I don't know. 318 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: Where are you sad? I'm not? Um no, I'm well. 319 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:35,520 Speaker 1: You know there's an underlining, underlining underlying sadness. Uh this 320 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 1: week for some reason. Yeah, I think we're all feeling 321 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:44,399 Speaker 1: it nationally. It's things are getting weird again and um yeah, 322 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:49,000 Speaker 1: just feeling a little bit low. But actually things are okay. 323 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: I just noticed a stain on my dress and it 324 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:55,360 Speaker 1: just sent me for a Dare I say a spiral boy? 325 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,639 Speaker 1: And what was the what are the some of the 326 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,199 Speaker 1: key points that I missed? If you had to um, 327 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,879 Speaker 1: the key points are I everything I touched gets stained 328 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,080 Speaker 1: and dirty. Other people are clean just like by being 329 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: like they're just born clean. I was born a smudge on, 330 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:19,120 Speaker 1: like I was just born dirty. My hair even yesterday, 331 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,679 Speaker 1: even you like saying my hair looked like wild, Like 332 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,960 Speaker 1: that's my wild state. Like some people's hair just like 333 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 1: dries straight and like just like and and some people 334 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: just have like naturally my skin. My sister's skin was 335 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: always like perfect and she had straight hair, and I 336 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: always had like discolored skin with zits and like and 337 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: hair that was always just mousey brown, like mousey almost blonde, 338 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: not really and like tangly. And it's hard growing up 339 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,399 Speaker 1: with like just your only example of another young girl 340 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,120 Speaker 1: that comes from your same lineage being like this perfect 341 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:00,960 Speaker 1: thing and you being like like drool everywhere, like not 342 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 1: being able to keep a clean room. She likes clean things. 343 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 1: She has like American girl dolls that have like the 344 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,720 Speaker 1: little basket of fish, and she has the little basket 345 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 1: and she can keep the little piece of bait in 346 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,280 Speaker 1: the basket. And all of her barbies have both their shoes, 347 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 1: whereas my barbies look like they should be living on 348 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 1: skid row right when I got them out of the box. 349 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,119 Speaker 1: I once had a connection fit my my earliest memory 350 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 1: of my parents looking at each other and going, oh God, 351 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: something's wrong with this child, which it happened so many times. 352 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 1: But my first memory was um Easter when I was 353 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 1: probably three or four. I got a aerial doll, little Mermaid, 354 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 1: and her bangs had like a weird flip at one 355 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: of the bangs was like not straight with the other bangs, 356 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 1: and I couldn't handle it. It was like it wasn't perfect, 357 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 1: and especially a Barbie doll should be perfect, right, like 358 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 1: there shouldn't be a man aufacturing flaw with the Barbie doll. 359 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 1: And it just made me feel like I can't ever 360 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: nothing can be perfect, and I I was crying so 361 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 1: hard on the way to whatever fucking Easter family ship 362 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 1: we had to go to. It was flailing around the van. 363 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 1: I took off, like I got out of my seat. 364 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,720 Speaker 1: I was like throwing, hurling myself on the floor of 365 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,920 Speaker 1: the van on the side of it. I probably tried 366 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,240 Speaker 1: to like jump out into traffic. I'm not kidding. I 367 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: was four and because the barbies bangs would not be straight, 368 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,440 Speaker 1: and I remember just feeling. I feel that way sometimes 369 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 1: about things, like the other day, I was like looking 370 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,360 Speaker 1: around my room trying to clean it and I looked 371 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 1: up on my um like a picture fell on my 372 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: head because I had to like, I don't have a 373 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,320 Speaker 1: man in my life who knows how to hang anything. 374 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,119 Speaker 1: In the task rabbit I hired take seven hours to 375 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,000 Speaker 1: hang one picture, So I just don't trust anyone anymore. 376 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:59,479 Speaker 1: So I just propped this picture on my night or 377 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: on my what's it called bed? What's the thing behind you? 378 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,439 Speaker 1: On a bed bed? For a headboard headboard, which, by 379 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,600 Speaker 1: the way, I've never even felt I deserved a headboard. 380 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 1: And by the way, my headboard is rickety as ship. 381 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: Even though I had a professional put it together, it's 382 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 1: still rickety. And you know what I say to myself, 383 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,480 Speaker 1: it's not because I bought a rickety bed frame. It's 384 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 1: because I'm rickety. Nothing I can own can be sturdy 385 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,679 Speaker 1: and and good and beautiful. It has to. And then 386 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: I looked at it. It fell on my head because 387 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 1: I had to prop it up against it because I 388 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 1: was just holding it in place until I found someone 389 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 1: to actually mount it and found a man to love 390 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,359 Speaker 1: me that like knows how to like put holes in walls. 391 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 1: And my mom doesn't come over and do it, and 392 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,680 Speaker 1: it takes her thirty hours to hang one thing, and 393 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 1: she goes, nick, I didn't tell you I was good 394 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,879 Speaker 1: at this, Well, Mom, you do it all the time. Well, I, 395 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 1: this is how long it takes. Anyway, So I propped 396 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,840 Speaker 1: it up the other day, I hit my rickety headboard. 397 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: The picture fell on my head Taylor Swift fell on 398 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,480 Speaker 1: my head, dented the side of my head. I started 399 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,119 Speaker 1: sobbing because I was just like the thing I love 400 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 1: more than anything. The world just hit me like bangot 401 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: my bang got dentit just like the bang. Oh my god, 402 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: thank god, I don't have bangs that would really show 403 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,199 Speaker 1: you that I was off off my rocker. I get that, Da, 404 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 1: I get everything you're saying about your sister. My brother 405 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 1: is brilliant, like brilliant, you know what I mean. And 406 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 1: he always was brilliant ap classes, you know, took s 407 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,159 Speaker 1: a T twos. He was always way smarter than me, 408 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:34,920 Speaker 1: like way more productive, could could study for hours twos. Yeah, 409 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 1: I mean I didn't even know that something out there 410 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ a second s a T just for fun 411 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: certain colleges back in the day, like toughs and I 412 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,159 Speaker 1: don't know ivy League schools that he was applying to, 413 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 1: like and so I And I was at least attractive. 414 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 1: I was cute like I had that, and I was 415 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,119 Speaker 1: decent at sports. But that goes away. You know, your 416 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 1: brother's bald is tuck. Yeah, he's shorter than you. Oh 417 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:12,119 Speaker 1: shi okay um ye. Growing up like physically it wasn't 418 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: there for me. But you know, I'm sure if you 419 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,360 Speaker 1: ask your sister personality wise, and also she would say 420 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: you're beautiful. But besides the fact, she would say a 421 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 1: million things she wishes she had about you or had 422 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,919 Speaker 1: things that you have in your in your life. And 423 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: I know that it's I'm not trying to like make 424 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 1: you just feel better. I'm just being on like you 425 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,200 Speaker 1: know what I mean, like like on a pedestal, because 426 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 1: she has a lot of people that would that put 427 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,640 Speaker 1: me on a pedestal that and and it's it makes 428 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,920 Speaker 1: me feel great, where at the at the same time, 429 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:49,880 Speaker 1: it makes me feel like, um, I'm projecting a lie 430 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,199 Speaker 1: and then I feel bad about that, you know, like 431 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,160 Speaker 1: because I just know that that's not true or whatever. Like, Um, 432 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,879 Speaker 1: I just watched Cooking with Paris today, a couple of 433 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: clips they sent me. It's on Netflix right now, my 434 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: episode of Cooking with Paris, And like, I just can't 435 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,159 Speaker 1: watch myself. I just can't. I'm just so disappointed in 436 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,159 Speaker 1: my performance every time. What do you see are? What 437 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 1: is it? Like? What I just wasn't funny. I just 438 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 1: like all these chances I had to be funny, I 439 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 1: just go, Um, like, yeah, with someone that's like not 440 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,400 Speaker 1: riffing though, right, I don't know. I think it's sometimes 441 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,879 Speaker 1: it's not only you and I would have And I 442 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: bet you if other people watch, they want to notice 443 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,879 Speaker 1: quite as you're so hard on yourself with these things. 444 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,480 Speaker 1: But but I always just think, like my friend Kirsten 445 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,879 Speaker 1: is funnier than me, Like she says funny stuff. No, 446 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,720 Speaker 1: she's actually funny like she is. She thinks like a comic. 447 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,879 Speaker 1: If you just wrote down what she said, you would 448 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 1: be able to make a perfect stand up bit without 449 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 1: any changes. Like she really talks very funny, but she 450 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: doesn't want to do that. She doesn't want to be 451 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,119 Speaker 1: a comic. And that's always been my thing with her, 452 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 1: is like she could be on SNL, she just doesn't 453 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 1: want to. Um, my sister could be a model. She 454 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:05,879 Speaker 1: just doesn't want to all these things that I would 455 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,640 Speaker 1: want if I had that skill, I would Uh. Yeah. 456 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,479 Speaker 1: I'm just having a hard time today because they sent 457 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 1: me all these clips to watch and I have to 458 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,800 Speaker 1: watch them to put them on my Instagram, and I 459 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 1: don't want to watch them because they just make me 460 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:21,320 Speaker 1: so sad that I wasn't funnier and that I had 461 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,439 Speaker 1: a chance to be funny, and I just squandered it 462 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 1: by going, uh, yeah, add more catch up, like what 463 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 1: you would like? They give you thirty seconds to say 464 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,720 Speaker 1: something funny, and you go, yeah, more ketchup is good? 465 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 1: Like what are you? What are you doing? Are you? 466 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 1: Why would you? Why are you on this show? What 467 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,919 Speaker 1: do you bring to this show? I think we're similar 468 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 1: in the sense like we're chameleons, chameleon chameleon, chameleonaire chameleons chameleons. Yeah, 469 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 1: people where off people's energy. We go off of other people, 470 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,040 Speaker 1: like are you know? My whole life is like if 471 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 1: I was hanging out with the stoners, I was a stoner. 472 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 1: If I was saying know so, sometimes it's tough to feel, 473 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,360 Speaker 1: you know, the energy in the room. It's like it's 474 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,360 Speaker 1: not conducive for you to be your funniest self. And 475 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: you know what, when you're not that funny, maybe it's 476 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,720 Speaker 1: just as compelling, you know what I mean. We're so 477 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,400 Speaker 1: used to having to fucking get a laugh every three seconds. 478 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: That doesn't mean you know what. Uh. Someone Brenna said this, 479 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,719 Speaker 1: which I love this line, and I don't know if 480 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: she copied it somewhere but she said, uh, just because 481 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,120 Speaker 1: it's silly doesn't mean it's not meaningful. And I don't 482 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,200 Speaker 1: know I like that line or no, no, I'm sorry. 483 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 1: Just because it's not serious doesn't mean it's not meaningful. 484 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: So I don't know exactly how that works with this, 485 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,120 Speaker 1: but it's just like, like, at the end of the day, 486 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,199 Speaker 1: just don't be so hard on You're so hard on yourself, 487 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 1: and it just upsets me because you're so talented and 488 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,719 Speaker 1: you have so many positive things, and you always are 489 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,480 Speaker 1: looking for the negative in you and it just like 490 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,000 Speaker 1: I just I don't know, and I know you don't 491 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,880 Speaker 1: want to hear that myself to a stand no, and 492 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,880 Speaker 1: I'll never believe you because I know what I consider 493 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,840 Speaker 1: to be excellent comedy. I have a very high bar, 494 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,399 Speaker 1: and I don't match that. Like I don't hit that. 495 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 1: There's there are times when I hit it if I 496 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,240 Speaker 1: really work hard, but the amount of effort that I'm 497 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: able to give, like right now to comedy, I can't 498 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,240 Speaker 1: really hit it. And it's I can hit other bars 499 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,119 Speaker 1: of like being honest and sincere and reel with my 500 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: feelings and saying things that other people wouldn't say about 501 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,320 Speaker 1: how they're what they're going through. But then you go 502 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: on Reddit and you get torn apart for being too 503 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 1: like someone last night on Reddit said that I was 504 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: spiraling and made this whole like in my subreddit, they 505 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,359 Speaker 1: made a whole post about Nikki's not even fun to 506 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 1: listen to anymore. She's spiraling. Um, she's going through psychosis. 507 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,159 Speaker 1: She's torturing her friends that they they're all trying to 508 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,840 Speaker 1: have fun into loom and she's crying and being and 509 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: these are all things I said, by the way that 510 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 1: I gave of them. This wasn't like this person inferred this. 511 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: These were all things I said. I'm annoying my friends. 512 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:10,040 Speaker 1: I'm a burden all my friends. I am uh spiraling, 513 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,119 Speaker 1: I said, I'm spiraling. And then this person makes a 514 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,160 Speaker 1: whole post about it. And it's just as like, why 515 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,640 Speaker 1: do I do I put that stuff out there because 516 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,600 Speaker 1: I feel like it's relatable and it's real, and I'm 517 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 1: tired of pretending I'm okay when I'm not and all 518 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,640 Speaker 1: these things that every other celebrity fucking does and so 519 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,080 Speaker 1: and I do a daily podcast so that you can't 520 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,080 Speaker 1: really escape that you can't I can't say, you know what, 521 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 1: let's not tape today, I'm not feeling well, I have 522 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 1: to show up and do it. And the thing that 523 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 1: I've created on the show for myself is a place 524 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 1: where I can be completely honest with how I'm feeling, 525 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,840 Speaker 1: regardless of I just have no room on this podcast 526 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 1: to be fake. I don't think I wouldn't want that 527 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 1: for me. You can skip the episode if you're not 528 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: in the mood to hear me be sad. But you know, 529 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:01,640 Speaker 1: I feel like that's that's my talent now. And then 530 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,800 Speaker 1: I just got admonished for it by my fans on 531 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: my sub credit, and then there were more than ever. 532 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: Usually there's like a picture of me being like, look 533 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: at her legs for days and it's like two comments, 534 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,240 Speaker 1: and I don't even read comments because comments are worthless. 535 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 1: I just like, look at the post. But last night 536 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,840 Speaker 1: there was this diet tribe about how I'm unlistenable and um, 537 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 1: I'm no fun anymore and why they used to like 538 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,640 Speaker 1: me they don't anymore, spiraling blah blah blah blah, all 539 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 1: things I've given them, by the way, nothing they put 540 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,320 Speaker 1: together themselves, literally, and they they're acting like they put 541 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: it together themselves too, which is so insulting. That's the 542 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 1: worst part of it is when you give someone something 543 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,920 Speaker 1: and they use it against you, and you go, I 544 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,800 Speaker 1: gave you that you didn't. The mark of a good 545 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 1: insult is one that you create on your own by observation. 546 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,200 Speaker 1: It's not one where you just throw the thing the 547 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 1: person gave you back at you. That's actually the weakest form. 548 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 1: You know, when you, like, are in an argument with 549 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 1: your loved one and you've maybe told something about your past, 550 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,880 Speaker 1: like I don't know, I was teased for looking like 551 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 1: an elephant when I was in fifth grade, and it's 552 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 1: always been this thing I'm really insecure about. And you 553 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 1: told that to your lover on like a really you know, 554 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 1: a warm moment where you felt safe and vulnerable, and 555 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,320 Speaker 1: you both kind of laughed about it. And then later 556 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 1: on he makes some comment about you looking like an elephant, 557 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: but pretends like it's has nothing to do with that, 558 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: even though he knows that he's trying to trigger you 559 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 1: about the thing that is the same thing you're doing 560 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,400 Speaker 1: to me. Commenter. So I wrote back, and I go, this, 561 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,320 Speaker 1: nicky glazer, you know I read this thread. I gave 562 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,960 Speaker 1: you all that. So I wrote this whole thing back, 563 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,480 Speaker 1: and I felt really good about writing it. I didn't 564 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,800 Speaker 1: read any of the other comments. I'm guessing I'm hoping 565 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 1: it was all people defending me, because they were fucking 566 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: fifteen comments, which is a lot for Nicki Glazer subread 567 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 1: at post. So either it was people agreeing with this 568 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: person or was people defending me. I don't know which 569 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 1: because I didn't read them after I read it, But 570 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 1: you know, I think that probably got me started off today, 571 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: which is ironic that someone who is complaining about me 572 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,040 Speaker 1: spiraling then cause as me to further spiral, thus, you know, 573 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:10,960 Speaker 1: just perpetuating the cycle of abuse. And I don't read comments, Andrew, 574 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 1: so I unsubscribed from the reddit. I'm not going to 575 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,160 Speaker 1: read anymore. So I'm never gonna see when people say 576 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,000 Speaker 1: I look funny or cute or all the nice things 577 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,800 Speaker 1: that people were saying. We don't get to see this 578 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 1: anymore because you ruined it. Person listening right now, we 579 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,080 Speaker 1: probably feels so good that you are being talked about 580 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,960 Speaker 1: for the first time in your life by someone other 581 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 1: than your parole officer. Well, that person will probably go, well, 582 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: I was doing it for you because I care about you, Nikki, 583 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,400 Speaker 1: and I'm a huge fan. And that's why I said 584 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 1: to them next time, DM me, if you're really concerned 585 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,640 Speaker 1: d M Noah or Andrew, if you really are concerned 586 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,600 Speaker 1: from my mental health, why don't you write someone that 587 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 1: actually it will get through to d m um the 588 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,600 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer Pod. We don't have as many followers that 589 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,040 Speaker 1: we wouldn't see a message in the d MS. We're 590 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 1: always all looking at it. I'll ignore it, they'll read it, 591 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 1: they'll get back to you, they'll check in on me, 592 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,160 Speaker 1: do a wellness check. If you're really so worried about 593 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:09,200 Speaker 1: me that you wrote a whole message on I just 594 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 1: I mean, you're cleaning your room today, you're in a 595 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 1: good mood, you've got sunglasses on. I'm trying to get 596 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 1: some of your vibe. Like everything in me, my negative 597 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,960 Speaker 1: vibe wants to like resent you and make fun of 598 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,160 Speaker 1: you for being in a chipper mood, as I usually 599 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 1: do because that's my depression that wants to put everyone 600 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,360 Speaker 1: in the worst mood with me. But I'm instead I'm 601 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,560 Speaker 1: looking for a ride on that boat. Can I get 602 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:39,080 Speaker 1: on the boat comes coming in to Okay? Because I 603 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 1: just told Noah you can collect a bunch of cans 604 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,160 Speaker 1: from your room and like make your bed with dirty 605 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 1: sheets and you'll feel better, Whereas I need to get 606 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: new sheets in a new bed and like a new 607 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,480 Speaker 1: hend better. I know, I'm going to clean my sheets. 608 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 1: I'm after today, Like I'm like, my room's gonna be 609 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,360 Speaker 1: spotless and not the back closet, but the room will 610 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 1: be good today, and then I'm gonna go, Hey, golf balls. 611 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 1: Just feel good. I feel vibrant. I don't know, I'm 612 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: ready to go. I'm vibry, I'm vibing. This is like 613 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,800 Speaker 1: an ad for um. What are what's the new drug 614 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,720 Speaker 1: that I hate the name of so much. It's called 615 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,600 Speaker 1: like jubuli or something. It's always on. It's the there's 616 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 1: a new ad for a drug. It's probably it sounds 617 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,880 Speaker 1: like happy something. It's so bad these new drug names. 618 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: They're just out of names. Yeah, yeah, they really are. 619 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:31,120 Speaker 1: They You look like your depression. We should make a 620 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: fake depression and of someone that's coming out of depression 621 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,240 Speaker 1: where they're just exiting their room with a armful of cups, 622 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: because we all know cups by the nightstand equals depression. 623 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,520 Speaker 1: We should do like a real ass depression that isn't 624 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: just like a mom in bed looking out a window 625 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,520 Speaker 1: for Lorne or kids on a swing. You know, like 626 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 1: that's not real. You know what's really depressing is when 627 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,080 Speaker 1: not just cans by the bed because we all know 628 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: Lacroix can's add and up. That's depressed when they're only 629 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,560 Speaker 1: half drink or even three quarters drink. That is, I 630 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,640 Speaker 1: can't when you have to pour out a full causes 631 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,520 Speaker 1: my depression because you know that I drink. I drink 632 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 1: every game down to the last sip because I love that. 633 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 1: When you when I find a three quarters drink Zvia, 634 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,879 Speaker 1: even though you've paid for it, I get furious because 635 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, I would have drank that, and now I can't. 636 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 1: I think I think I fell asleep, sad, I was 637 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,760 Speaker 1: too lazy to get to my night, staying to drink 638 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,279 Speaker 1: the rest of Lacroix. But I'm good now, I'm good now. 639 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,840 Speaker 1: You know I was sad. Dude, Brenda leaving really fucking 640 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,400 Speaker 1: fun with my head, so I'm but you know, it 641 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,799 Speaker 1: is what it is. Yeah, it's the first time you've 642 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 1: ever been in love, like really in love. I know, 643 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,239 Speaker 1: I know, it's like it's so weird anyhow, but yeah, 644 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,840 Speaker 1: let's get to the news apparently, Well, why don't we 645 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,440 Speaker 1: sitting that feeling a little bit longer? All right, never mind, 646 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,279 Speaker 1: let's get to the news. You're like Katie on The 647 00:34:53,320 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 1: Bachelor at I hope you're having all the swells out there. 648 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,759 Speaker 1: I know we talked about some sad stuff right now, 649 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 1: but we're having all the swells because if you get 650 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 1: out the negative, you end up positive, not with a 651 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,080 Speaker 1: bad disease, but with jubilee and your system. Okay, alright. 652 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,160 Speaker 1: At twenty two year old drunk frontier passenger screen his 653 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,040 Speaker 1: parents were worth a million dollars after groping to flight 654 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,399 Speaker 1: attendants and then punched a third before the crew duct 655 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 1: taped him to a chair. You saw this video. It 656 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,960 Speaker 1: is so cringe e It's so bad. Was it on? 657 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,080 Speaker 1: It was on a frontier. First of all, if your parents, 658 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,279 Speaker 1: if your parents are worth enough money that you get 659 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,840 Speaker 1: to brag about it, you're not flying frontier. Well is 660 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,680 Speaker 1: it so funny when these people are like bragging about 661 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 1: their parents net worth and it's like, it's not your money, dude, 662 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,200 Speaker 1: it's not your money. Also, two million dollars isn't enough 663 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: to brag like you, it's not anymore. But and also 664 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,520 Speaker 1: that guy like it is his money. Andrew, that guy 665 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,400 Speaker 1: is a is a little rich kid who's waiting for 666 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,400 Speaker 1: his parents to die and it will be his probably 667 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 1: because he's an old he's probably an only child or 668 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:08,239 Speaker 1: you know his older brother died of opiates and you 669 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,439 Speaker 1: know these kids in a wakeboarding accident. He will get 670 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,400 Speaker 1: he will get that money. He's not wrong, he's not 671 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,840 Speaker 1: wrong to say that. But I don't know after this 672 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,640 Speaker 1: video he might be kind of love to follow what 673 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,000 Speaker 1: happened after this and like, interview this kid or anyone 674 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,920 Speaker 1: who knew him growing up. Someone listening to this podcast 675 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,319 Speaker 1: has to know someone who knew this guy. Please let 676 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,560 Speaker 1: us know about it. Also, let us interview the parents 677 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,160 Speaker 1: because I want to know if he's still in the 678 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,640 Speaker 1: will Um. Here's the thing though, was this is he 679 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,560 Speaker 1: was obviously hammered. He asked for another drink, They didn't 680 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 1: give him the drink because he was drunk, and then 681 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,279 Speaker 1: he threw a punch at the third person. That's when 682 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 1: they duct taped him. Now, Pete, they got relieved from 683 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 1: from their job. The the stewardess and ship do you 684 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,840 Speaker 1: think flight attendants do you think it's fucked up that 685 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: they duct taped him, duct taped his mouth shut. I 686 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,400 Speaker 1: loved when they added the duct tape at the top. 687 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,040 Speaker 1: You see them duct taping him with all this like terrorists, 688 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,040 Speaker 1: you know, like apprehension duct tape that they have on hand. 689 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,400 Speaker 1: It's like special tape. You know, it's not probably duct tape. 690 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 1: It's like, so they get him to the seat and 691 00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,040 Speaker 1: then the guy just like keeps going around his head 692 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 1: and it's so I knew that there was no point 693 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,239 Speaker 1: in doing that, but I really loved it. You guys 694 00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,640 Speaker 1: gotta watch the video because of the guys. Everyone on 695 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 1: the plane is like mocking him and laughing just by 696 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,040 Speaker 1: the end of it. Though I don't know why. I 697 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,120 Speaker 1: just I don't know why. I had empathy for him, 698 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,800 Speaker 1: because you know, your hammers have empathy for this guy 699 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: for sure, and he has a terrible life to be. 700 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,160 Speaker 1: People were getting off on him getting tortured, like it 701 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,440 Speaker 1: ended up like he got duct tape. Funny, ha ha ha. 702 00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,920 Speaker 1: Then they liked the torture, like there's a thing about 703 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,600 Speaker 1: people like, you know, public torturing. Where it went from 704 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,000 Speaker 1: him being annoying to the to the passengers being assholes. 705 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,600 Speaker 1: That's how I thought, although you know, if I was 706 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,239 Speaker 1: on that flight, I'd be like, you know what, let's 707 00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,439 Speaker 1: just shoot him. But how did he grow the flight 708 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,799 Speaker 1: attendant did we hear about that, because that's he's on 709 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,520 Speaker 1: the window seat. How did he leap across to grab 710 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 1: a tit his parents bottom long arms? I don't know. 711 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,720 Speaker 1: I mean he reached I don't think anyone was sitting 712 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 1: next to him when he was taped up. He just 713 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:31,879 Speaker 1: kept going, help, help me help. Honestly, this kid is very, 714 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 1: very sad and definitely struggling with alcohol and probably other addictions. 715 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,320 Speaker 1: And I'm not joking. I bet he's lost a sibling 716 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,279 Speaker 1: to opioids and that's why he's like, I'm going to 717 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,600 Speaker 1: get more of that two mil. I mean, this kid 718 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,279 Speaker 1: definitely grew up with parents who said stuff like that, 719 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:52,960 Speaker 1: probably behaved like that. If you are able to, you know, 720 00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,560 Speaker 1: think about when these people behave like this, and think 721 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,879 Speaker 1: about where they came from that made act like this. 722 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,640 Speaker 1: You can find it in your heart to feel bad 723 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:08,920 Speaker 1: for them, because think about how embarrassing an awful life 724 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,000 Speaker 1: would be if you were one of these people that 725 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,960 Speaker 1: when you are provoked, you fly off the handle so easily, 726 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,480 Speaker 1: like these Karen's and these just people you see like 727 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,440 Speaker 1: cause huge disturbances screaming. Those people have anger management issues 728 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,080 Speaker 1: and they truly can't help but react that way. Think 729 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:34,399 Speaker 1: if your best means of handling uh situation where you 730 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,040 Speaker 1: got backed into a corner or were embarrassed or frustrated 731 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,399 Speaker 1: was to scream and have everyone in the terminal look 732 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,080 Speaker 1: at you and videotape you and laugh at you because 733 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,279 Speaker 1: you go well Nick either choosing to do that, I 734 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,160 Speaker 1: would honestly venture to guess that they don't, just like 735 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,600 Speaker 1: you can't choose when you scream at your husband or 736 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,880 Speaker 1: have road rage, Like you don't go right before you go, 737 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:02,080 Speaker 1: motherfucker fucking drive, do you say before that moment? You 738 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,279 Speaker 1: know what? I could not do that, and I could 739 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,520 Speaker 1: do that, Let me do it. I want to do 740 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,839 Speaker 1: like you don't sign up to do it, you just 741 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,439 Speaker 1: do it. So I'm not saying these people are right, 742 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that there we should forgive them, And 743 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,680 Speaker 1: essentially I actually am saying we should forgive them because 744 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,719 Speaker 1: it would suck to I'm so grateful. I'm not a pedophile, 745 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,120 Speaker 1: and I'm so grateful I'm not a person that uh 746 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,560 Speaker 1: hits people when I get mad or throws things when 747 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,120 Speaker 1: I get mad, or says the worst thing I can 748 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,279 Speaker 1: think of when I get mad, Thank God. But the 749 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,600 Speaker 1: only reason I'm not is because I wasn't raised in 750 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,920 Speaker 1: an environment that made me respond that way, and I 751 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,080 Speaker 1: have a brain that doesn't short circuit to that. But 752 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,640 Speaker 1: if I did, I would had, like so many of 753 00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,000 Speaker 1: us have been fucking blacked out, hammered acting almost just 754 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,080 Speaker 1: as ridiculous as him, but probably around other hammered people. 755 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,920 Speaker 1: When you get fucked up and you're on a plane, 756 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,000 Speaker 1: or if you're like a Walmart or like somewhere where 757 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:06,279 Speaker 1: it's not conducive to other people also being drunk, you 758 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,040 Speaker 1: know you're gonna stick out. So if you're gonna act 759 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like he just decided 760 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,040 Speaker 1: to get very fucked up on the like in the 761 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:19,080 Speaker 1: worst situation possible, and with everyone with cameras. I don't know. 762 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,760 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, put yourself like, we've all acted 763 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,720 Speaker 1: not that bad, but that bad in like a different 764 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,360 Speaker 1: kind of situation. You know what does that make sense? 765 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,319 Speaker 1: Like yeah, and if if, if you probably had his life, 766 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,759 Speaker 1: with his parents and his brain, you would do the 767 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,399 Speaker 1: same exact thing. But you weren't born with like him, 768 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,600 Speaker 1: so we can still get mad at him and laugh 769 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,799 Speaker 1: at him, but understand that you're just lucky that you 770 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,120 Speaker 1: aren't such an idiot as well and not being you Andrew. 771 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,759 Speaker 1: But even even you could go, well, I drank and 772 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,120 Speaker 1: sometimes they say buffoonish things, and maybe I would act 773 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,600 Speaker 1: like that, but I wouldn't do it before my flight. Um, 774 00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,319 Speaker 1: you can't say that because you don't know. That guy 775 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,200 Speaker 1: might not have had a choice but to drink, and 776 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,799 Speaker 1: you might have gotten some. So you know what I mean, 777 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,120 Speaker 1: spend walk a mile in his fight. You've never been 778 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:12,200 Speaker 1: seat thirty three f on a frontier flight after you've 779 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,040 Speaker 1: had seven canceled flights and they're doing half price Margarita's 780 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:21,440 Speaker 1: at fucking you know. Uh, what's this? There's yeah, teacher 781 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 1: Fridays what's his name? That always has a place in 782 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,839 Speaker 1: the in the God, why can't my brain is much 783 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,959 Speaker 1: who's the guy that always Tyler Florence. No, it's there's 784 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,960 Speaker 1: some guy that always Wolfgang Puck. That's the guy I 785 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:38,600 Speaker 1: was thinking of. I don't know. I'm just like even 786 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,440 Speaker 1: even the worst people in the world, I'm able to go. 787 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,600 Speaker 1: Thank God, my brain isn't like that, you know, and 788 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,440 Speaker 1: sometimes you know, maybe the person that wrote that thing 789 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,080 Speaker 1: about me and that reddit just instead of being mad 790 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,680 Speaker 1: at me, just go thank God. My brain isn't like hers, 791 00:42:55,400 --> 00:43:02,520 Speaker 1: and you should. It's sometimes Helen here next story, I'm 792 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 1: gonna cut my hair in the bangs a straight bang 793 00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 1: and have one off. Oh my god, you would not. 794 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,880 Speaker 1: My biggest fear is having an unbalanced bang, like a 795 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,960 Speaker 1: Betty Page bang that's a little too short. Just just 796 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,920 Speaker 1: kill me. I would just shave my head rather than 797 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,560 Speaker 1: have like a too short of bang. You with those 798 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,160 Speaker 1: four little hairs, I would rather have that. Brenda has 799 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,359 Speaker 1: five little hairs too. On the top. We have match. 800 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,520 Speaker 1: Let's move on subjects until we think about our love 801 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,399 Speaker 1: for her and we can't handle it, so we gotta 802 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,840 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, oh god, we're feeling things. I want to 803 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 1: just touch her again. Okay, a woman escaped the steam. 804 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:50,480 Speaker 1: Get out of there. No, Brenna is my friend too. 805 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,200 Speaker 1: You get scissor. I don't care give your bandies on though. 806 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,359 Speaker 1: Oh I've I've scissored her like she's given me her 807 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,600 Speaker 1: foot and I've cut out a corn. You don't think 808 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,120 Speaker 1: that was intimate. I've been inside your girl. You don't 809 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,480 Speaker 1: have to do it with your teeth with a scalpel. 810 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,879 Speaker 1: I would have. I wanted to eat her, I told 811 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:14,919 Speaker 1: her I kept a little piece of coffee. Feel about good. 812 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,560 Speaker 1: I'll be happy to hear it. Yeah, okay, next door, 813 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:29,080 Speaker 1: next story woman chromgaroos bouncing? What get out of here 814 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,080 Speaker 1: with this story? It sounds like a fake story. You 815 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:35,120 Speaker 1: move on from if things are like really you know what, 816 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,439 Speaker 1: Like Mom, you're at like a graduation, like dinner where 817 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,160 Speaker 1: your parents haven't seen each other and forever they're divorced 818 00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,319 Speaker 1: and they're like about to be on the precipice of 819 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,120 Speaker 1: like dad, Dad said that he gave you enough alimony 820 00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,440 Speaker 1: to pay for that, and then you never let me 821 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,440 Speaker 1: go back to bellerina classes even though it could have 822 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,560 Speaker 1: been great. Well you're an alcoholic. And then everything gets 823 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,879 Speaker 1: quiet and it's like here about a stampedeo kangaroos. He's 824 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,440 Speaker 1: relating with of it, of them? It was ready for 825 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:07,600 Speaker 1: anchor man with the banda that escape from this. Yeah, 826 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,400 Speaker 1: it's a good icebreaker. Let's let's have that be the 827 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,560 Speaker 1: new icebreaker. When things get really tense or awkward, we 828 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:19,160 Speaker 1: go do you hear by the seven Kangaroo stampede. Okay, 829 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,480 Speaker 1: go on, I mean that's pretty much the whole story. 830 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,160 Speaker 1: This lady was in Australia. There's a video of it. 831 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,120 Speaker 1: She's standing there and Australia. This happened to the down yeah, 832 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:37,640 Speaker 1: and above the ground. I thought it was Montana. This 833 00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,280 Speaker 1: was in New This was on in Times Square. Kangaroos 834 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,440 Speaker 1: took the train all the way from Aspen. Okay, so 835 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,680 Speaker 1: it was it was a promo for it was a 836 00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,120 Speaker 1: new like you know, um, what are those things called 837 00:45:50,120 --> 00:46:00,600 Speaker 1: when the improv people, Yeah, a flash mom. I was 838 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,520 Speaker 1: thinking of a flashbob in Times Squared. It would be 839 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,479 Speaker 1: like Kangaroo Jack two's coming out. There's like twenty seven 840 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,200 Speaker 1: kangaroos let loose and they're like, what is this? Like, Oh, 841 00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,120 Speaker 1: this is promo for the new movie. Anyway, Okay, So 842 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,120 Speaker 1: what happened Kangaroo would live in New York City. Though 843 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,040 Speaker 1: if we let twenty out just in the middle of 844 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,799 Speaker 1: the city, I wonder what would happen. They'd fine, they're 845 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:24,520 Speaker 1: scavengers and they look, they'd adapt. They would jump up 846 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:32,000 Speaker 1: on a fire escape ship. All right. So this woman 847 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,319 Speaker 1: was standing there was like an empty like in the 848 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,640 Speaker 1: middle of nowhere, and she saw the kangaroos coming at her, 849 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,000 Speaker 1: and it was like a fight or flight moment, and 850 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,560 Speaker 1: she just flighted a little to the left of the 851 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,239 Speaker 1: road and was waiting for the kings to come up. 852 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,399 Speaker 1: And they rude out of there. They they jumped over. 853 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,040 Speaker 1: There was like a like a barbed wire fence. Like 854 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,960 Speaker 1: fifteen of them jumped over. Four tried to go through 855 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,640 Speaker 1: the fence, one tried to go under. It was a 856 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,240 Speaker 1: real you know, they looked at her, they like stood 857 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,880 Speaker 1: up from jumping, and they were like, who's that. You know? 858 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,480 Speaker 1: They flighted, you know, even though they would have whipped 859 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,200 Speaker 1: her ass. And she's like, I hope I don't get hoofed. 860 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that happens over there, you know. Um. 861 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,200 Speaker 1: But yeah, so she was saved. But yeah, the twenty 862 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,399 Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell you just described. So 863 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,759 Speaker 1: to be honest, wait, there was a barbed wire. A 864 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,760 Speaker 1: woman saw kangaroos coming. I saw like from very far away, 865 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,920 Speaker 1: like um, an independence day when I'm trying to think of, 866 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,520 Speaker 1: like what's the thing like in a desert when all 867 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,319 Speaker 1: of a sudden you see like a little in the 868 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,440 Speaker 1: in the distance, you see them coming and you're like, 869 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,279 Speaker 1: what is that? Like the wildebeest. It starts out very 870 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,000 Speaker 1: like distant and your faint, and you're like, what's that 871 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,600 Speaker 1: little rumbling? Here's something. Then all of a sudden, she's like, 872 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,440 Speaker 1: holy sh it, it's the one to jumping angaroos coming 873 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,560 Speaker 1: at me. She ducks down under a barbed wire fence, 874 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,520 Speaker 1: trying she just got next to a bush. But were 875 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,160 Speaker 1: they coming at her or were they just coming in 876 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,040 Speaker 1: her direction? Where they coming forward direction? Okay, okay, so 877 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,560 Speaker 1: here's some here's some lessons though. I guess this would 878 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,799 Speaker 1: be great for listeners. If a kangaroo comes at you, 879 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,520 Speaker 1: so this is I'll list them down, and I'm sure 880 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,839 Speaker 1: this works for other animals. Bears call it time out. 881 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,560 Speaker 1: Call time out. Okay, call it time out. Call you mom? Okay. 882 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,360 Speaker 1: Turn your body sideways, exposing the narrow profile to the 883 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,359 Speaker 1: animal and protecting your face and organs. Raise your hands 884 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,560 Speaker 1: and lean your head away from the animal to minimize 885 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,040 Speaker 1: the chances of being scratched across the face by the 886 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,080 Speaker 1: kangaroo's nasty claws. Retreat, but do not turn your back 887 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,680 Speaker 1: and run. Give a short, deep cough and crotch down 888 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,600 Speaker 1: as you move away. Make it known you're not a threat. 889 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,880 Speaker 1: As a last resort if you can't escape and attacking kangaroo, 890 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,279 Speaker 1: roll up into a ball on the ground with your 891 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,880 Speaker 1: arm covering your neck and call for help. Try to 892 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,759 Speaker 1: roll or crawl away to a safe place. That's a 893 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,200 Speaker 1: lot of things. Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna this. This 894 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,520 Speaker 1: is what I got from that. Kangaroos are astonished by 895 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,360 Speaker 1: a profile shot. They like they love old timing. You 896 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,719 Speaker 1: know those old timey pictures where it's just a profile 897 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,920 Speaker 1: and a black profile of you that you could have 898 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,279 Speaker 1: on at six flags. They love those, So get a 899 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,399 Speaker 1: mimiograph of you as a profile shot. They love. They 900 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,200 Speaker 1: love a strong nose and chin. They're almost astonished into 901 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,200 Speaker 1: um they can't jump when they see that. They're just 902 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:23,440 Speaker 1: so h Then crawl into a ball, cough slightly. Get 903 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:30,200 Speaker 1: a rectal exam as you cough, right, there are things 904 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:37,800 Speaker 1: then um uh wait, you're supposed to also scream. Essentially, 905 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,000 Speaker 1: you're supposed to You want to back away, but not 906 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,680 Speaker 1: seem like a threat, so you can't run away though 907 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:47,840 Speaker 1: you don't go to Australia because you can't right now anyway, 908 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,920 Speaker 1: there's like, you know, you have to be in quarantined 909 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,920 Speaker 1: for like eight years, where I think you probably have 910 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,520 Speaker 1: to read a manual about how to prevent a kangaroo attack. 911 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,960 Speaker 1: It's probably on the like drive as license. Well, what 912 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,120 Speaker 1: I heard the kangaroo's if you're not wearing a mask, 913 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,840 Speaker 1: they set out twenty kangs at you, and uh. And 914 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,480 Speaker 1: the ironic thing is you got to take the mask 915 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,480 Speaker 1: off and do a profile shot if you want them 916 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,600 Speaker 1: to stop you seem like too much of a threat, 917 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,400 Speaker 1: or you pull your pouch. You pull a kangaroo pouch over. 918 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,279 Speaker 1: They all pulled their pouches up to the point where 919 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:27,640 Speaker 1: their masks disgusting. Why have you seen inside one like 920 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,800 Speaker 1: a hidden camera? Yeah, they just I guess the baby 921 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,239 Speaker 1: hangs out in there, and I just wanted to see 922 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,160 Speaker 1: what was going on. Wait, you did not look inside 923 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,759 Speaker 1: of pouch. You just saw there was no I've never 924 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,239 Speaker 1: seen it live, but yeah, I've seen an inside of 925 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:45,600 Speaker 1: the pouch bucket list, you know, pouch list alright next door. 926 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:51,759 Speaker 1: What I just love that we learned. I just love 927 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,160 Speaker 1: how we I do always think that if you're attacked 928 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,759 Speaker 1: by an animal, cover your face and neck because that's 929 00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,759 Speaker 1: like your juggular and that's the moneymaker, right, yeah, I 930 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,279 Speaker 1: just don't. I mean the idea that you can't run, 931 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,759 Speaker 1: you gotta like casually walk. It's like when you've got 932 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,520 Speaker 1: to take a ship and you can't run. You have 933 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,680 Speaker 1: to do this like certain kind of walk. There's a 934 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,600 Speaker 1: certain speed that you have to walk so you don't 935 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,239 Speaker 1: shake yourself, right right, you can't go too slow, you 936 00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:18,759 Speaker 1: can't go too fast. Is the same thing as a 937 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,759 Speaker 1: kangaroo walk like you gotta take a ship. That's what 938 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,439 Speaker 1: I think. Okay, yeah, no, that's that is interesting though, 939 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,880 Speaker 1: that like all these animals that charge, um, you have 940 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,000 Speaker 1: to you know, I was going to make a joke 941 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,160 Speaker 1: about their charging you money and then I just dropped it. 942 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,440 Speaker 1: But um, any animal that charges you just have to. 943 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,680 Speaker 1: You can't run from it because you'll always lose. It's 944 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,800 Speaker 1: always about like you have to confront these terrifying animals 945 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,879 Speaker 1: and go like yeah, yeah, like you have to kind 946 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,880 Speaker 1: of go like and like cough in their direction. And 947 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,399 Speaker 1: it's like so the opposite of what you would want 948 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:57,800 Speaker 1: to do. Flight's flight or cough, fight or clear your throat. 949 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,640 Speaker 1: I'm not a threat, but also don't come near me. Also, 950 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,440 Speaker 1: I'm going to turn to the side we look at 951 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,880 Speaker 1: them with side. I like, you have to look almost 952 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,919 Speaker 1: like suspiciously at them and go and then rolling the ball. People, 953 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,239 Speaker 1: let's get out of here. I don't believe any of 954 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,080 Speaker 1: this stuff, Okay. I would rather be stampeded by twenty 955 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,560 Speaker 1: three kangaroos. Then see one giant centipede that lurks in 956 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,520 Speaker 1: Australia that I always see on Reddit whenever there's a 957 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,719 Speaker 1: big bug. They're like, must be Australia, and they're like, yeah, 958 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,560 Speaker 1: we got them down here. They're coming out of the wall. 959 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,759 Speaker 1: You know, a spider was in me sulks last night. 960 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,399 Speaker 1: These fucking bear heads too. Have you seen these bear 961 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,439 Speaker 1: heads on TikTok that like the bear gets close? Hey boy. 962 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,400 Speaker 1: There's a new one called Hey big Boy, and it's 963 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,600 Speaker 1: a grizzly bear and they're just like, hey big boy, 964 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,239 Speaker 1: it's okay. Wait. Isn't there a movie called The Edge 965 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:56,399 Speaker 1: that has a big bear in it? Uh? I feel 966 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,440 Speaker 1: like there's a bear in that movie The Edge, so 967 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,960 Speaker 1: they could be called the Edge. D Alright, guys, next story, 968 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,279 Speaker 1: why do I care? Getting breadcrumb can can hurt more 969 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,319 Speaker 1: than ghosting because we are strung along, making us feel 970 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,560 Speaker 1: a sense of helplessness, a lower quality of life, and 971 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,440 Speaker 1: the loneliness of feeling excluded. So essentially, breadcrumbing is when 972 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,160 Speaker 1: someone says, you know in the future you're going to 973 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:24,480 Speaker 1: get this, so stick around and then it never comes. Essentially, yeah, 974 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,520 Speaker 1: I I see could I can see how that could 975 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,840 Speaker 1: hurt more? Because ghosting, you go, it's definitive, it goes. 976 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,279 Speaker 1: It doesn't make you feel kind of crazy, like it 977 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,200 Speaker 1: cuts you off and you go, I can't believe this 978 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,760 Speaker 1: person who I liked and who liked me just disappeared. 979 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,040 Speaker 1: Like it's just very obvious that like that sucks, Like 980 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,640 Speaker 1: no one could argue. Ghosting is like unless he's dead, 981 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,239 Speaker 1: there's no excuse for ghosting, right, It's like he's the 982 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,680 Speaker 1: one that's in the wrong or she right, And all 983 00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,960 Speaker 1: your friends can go, he ghosted you, how dare he? 984 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,799 Speaker 1: When it's breadcrumbing, your friends who are trying to make 985 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,040 Speaker 1: you feel better, or even your psyche that's trying to 986 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,480 Speaker 1: make sense of it can go. Maybe you're just reading 987 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:08,040 Speaker 1: into things, maybe you're expecting too much. He's giving you something. 988 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,280 Speaker 1: Don't don't be sad about this. He's giving you something, 989 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,799 Speaker 1: and then he can even justify it and say I 990 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,080 Speaker 1: did not talk to you. I said this. It's like 991 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,840 Speaker 1: when I used to get into a fight with a 992 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,920 Speaker 1: guy I dated, and I'd be like, are you mad 993 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,359 Speaker 1: at me? And he'd be like no, and I go, well, 994 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,080 Speaker 1: it seems like you are. And he's like why and 995 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,680 Speaker 1: I go because you're not talking to me? And he goes, 996 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,640 Speaker 1: what is this I'm talking to you right now? And 997 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,440 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's not what I mean. You know 998 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,040 Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, I know you're actually making words 999 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,200 Speaker 1: with your voice. I'm not being literal when I say 1000 00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,640 Speaker 1: you're not talking to me, but I can't you're not 1001 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,520 Speaker 1: saying anything of substance. And then it just you know, 1002 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,800 Speaker 1: when they give you anything, it's hard to actually form 1003 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,040 Speaker 1: a case. You know. I get it, I get it. 1004 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,880 Speaker 1: I also thought bread crumbing. Honestly when I read it, 1005 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,719 Speaker 1: was like, is no one making fun of my bed? 1006 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,719 Speaker 1: Like I thought it was referring to me? And I 1007 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,000 Speaker 1: think Noah was initially attracted this story because she saw 1008 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,920 Speaker 1: the word Cross and she knows you're Mr Cross, Mr Grumsey, 1009 00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:04,680 Speaker 1: Mr Crumbs. I think your bed would mind would like 1010 00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,279 Speaker 1: if you ghosted it more than whatever you're doing to it. 1011 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,279 Speaker 1: If your bed didn't have sheets on it. It It would 1012 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,120 Speaker 1: feel your mattress would feel better if you had no 1013 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,120 Speaker 1: sheets and slipped on a bear mattress than clean sheets 1014 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:22,360 Speaker 1: with all the false promises you're giving it to it. 1015 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:29,440 Speaker 1: You ate all the crumbs off, Professor. Have you ever 1016 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,920 Speaker 1: have you ever bread crumbed to girl? Coma? Yeah, I 1017 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,440 Speaker 1: think I was bread cuming bread coming, bread crumbing. Oh Jesus, 1018 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,719 Speaker 1: next story. Okay, Taylor Swift, why do I no, no, no, no, 1019 00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,680 Speaker 1: no no, When did you bread cr I feel like 1020 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,040 Speaker 1: I bread crumb bread a little bit up top because 1021 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,520 Speaker 1: I didn't know if I wanted to be in a 1022 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,680 Speaker 1: in a committed relationship, and I think sometimes I was like, well, 1023 00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,320 Speaker 1: I'm giving her all these things when I'm not really committed, 1024 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,480 Speaker 1: and I just think, now I'm not bread carming anymore. Now, 1025 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:02,839 Speaker 1: I'm um, you know. Yeah, it's sometimes out of fear, 1026 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,680 Speaker 1: But I think bread crumbing is more about when you 1027 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,879 Speaker 1: don't like the person and you're just trying to still 1028 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,240 Speaker 1: get your dick sucked and you're like you would ghost, 1029 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,160 Speaker 1: but you're just trying to be nicer and make it 1030 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,920 Speaker 1: a little bit more confusing so you don't come out 1031 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,720 Speaker 1: to be a bad guys, you always have an excuse, 1032 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,800 Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess it could be that too. That's interesting. 1033 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,440 Speaker 1: Good job calling yourself out on it and um actually 1034 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,840 Speaker 1: saying your feelings, because I will say that when Andrew 1035 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,680 Speaker 1: decided to actually lean into his feelings for her and 1036 00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,120 Speaker 1: admit that he liked her more than he was maybe 1037 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,839 Speaker 1: even allowing himself to and was able to commit to her, 1038 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,640 Speaker 1: the opposite thing that you were scared of happened. Because 1039 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,439 Speaker 1: I think so many guys are afraid of commitment because 1040 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,399 Speaker 1: they're scared that if I if I go all in, 1041 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,920 Speaker 1: then it's probably gonna then it's gonna make me panic, 1042 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,320 Speaker 1: like the panic I'm getting of being in a committed 1043 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,799 Speaker 1: relationship and shutting myself off to every other opportunity. Oh 1044 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,279 Speaker 1: my god, that's so scary. I'll probably like I want 1045 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,600 Speaker 1: to get out as soon as I get in. But 1046 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,880 Speaker 1: when guys, actually, when you choose to commit and you 1047 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,279 Speaker 1: actually lean in, you were like so much more in 1048 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,879 Speaker 1: love and like committed after you may the commitment then 1049 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,960 Speaker 1: you were before when you were on the fence. Does 1050 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,440 Speaker 1: that make sense? Yes? Yeah, a thousand percent. Why do 1051 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,600 Speaker 1: I care? I miss her doing? You know? Why do 1052 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,960 Speaker 1: I carer? And I hope you're listening. Taylor Swift narrates 1053 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:20,080 Speaker 1: new Olympic video all about Simon, raises her talent on 1054 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,200 Speaker 1: and off the mat. I mean to the podcast, Taylor, 1055 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:31,520 Speaker 1: are you listening Taylor? Taylor? Oh god, Taylor this and 1056 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,720 Speaker 1: I posted this on my story yesterday and I'm not 1057 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:38,080 Speaker 1: INVENKINGU you might. I still have goose bumps. They I've 1058 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,080 Speaker 1: never had goose bumps for so long after listening to 1059 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:44,720 Speaker 1: a video. Taylor Swift's voice talking is amazing and her 1060 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,480 Speaker 1: just you know, she wrote the voice over for this. 1061 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,400 Speaker 1: I'm sure they gave her a template of like, here's 1062 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,000 Speaker 1: what we kind of want you to say, and she 1063 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,480 Speaker 1: was like, got it, guys, and she wrote it herself. 1064 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:58,600 Speaker 1: It's so nice. Can we play it? Noah? No I 1065 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:05,760 Speaker 1: just gave the best face ever. She did the thing 1066 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:10,320 Speaker 1: where she lowered, just did where she lowers her glasses, 1067 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:15,320 Speaker 1: like like, listen now, crisp her voices. It's just like, 1068 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:17,959 Speaker 1: first of all, Noah has one of the Christmas voices going, 1069 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,720 Speaker 1: but um, Taylor Swiss voice and this is just like 1070 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:27,880 Speaker 1: she doesn't even sing. What do we want from our heroes? 1071 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,880 Speaker 1: What do we expect from them? What do we need 1072 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:36,200 Speaker 1: from them what happened. The song is called this is 1073 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,920 Speaker 1: Me Trying by the last, and that was not what 1074 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,520 Speaker 1: was playing. Just doubting herself somewhere. When you have the 1075 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:48,280 Speaker 1: attention of the world, everything you do takes on a 1076 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,520 Speaker 1: bigger meaning and it shows you someone falling. Kind of 1077 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,960 Speaker 1: what it feels like fixed up for smone Vials. It's 1078 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,640 Speaker 1: got to be a lonely place at times. Just want 1079 00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:02,600 Speaker 1: it again. I'm giving goosture. It can be a chance 1080 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,960 Speaker 1: to change everything. Put mental health first because it shows 1081 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,720 Speaker 1: how strong of a sheditor in person that you really 1082 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:16,400 Speaker 1: are throughout the last significant Okay, thank you. I just 1083 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,800 Speaker 1: beautiful as the perfection that had long been her signature. 1084 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:25,240 Speaker 1: But don't you see it still is. She's perfectly human 1085 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,160 Speaker 1: and that's what makes it so easy to call her 1086 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:36,760 Speaker 1: a hero. Simone biles back on the beam in Tokyo. 1087 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:44,560 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I just want to get up. She could 1088 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,960 Speaker 1: do it, she could do anything. She could talk about 1089 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,880 Speaker 1: me taking crumbs off my bed and like getting rid 1090 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,600 Speaker 1: of like jizz in my sheets, and I'd be like, God, 1091 00:59:52,680 --> 01:00:02,280 Speaker 1: that is at least he's trying. Um, yeah, that just 1092 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,920 Speaker 1: like I didn't even realize I was gonna get teary 1093 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,360 Speaker 1: eyed just then, but like I feel like I needed 1094 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:12,680 Speaker 1: to hear that today because like, you know, um feeling 1095 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:16,480 Speaker 1: all these feelings of like like if Simone Biles can 1096 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,600 Speaker 1: feel like she isn't good enough and have people tell 1097 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:23,080 Speaker 1: her that she's failing them and like, isn't like you're 1098 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,240 Speaker 1: not giving us what we expected from you, which is 1099 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,440 Speaker 1: kind of how I felt about that Reddit post yesterday 1100 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,520 Speaker 1: of like like I hate more than anything when people 1101 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,520 Speaker 1: like buy a ticket to my show or listen to 1102 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,360 Speaker 1: my podcast or like invest their time, because I do 1103 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,520 Speaker 1: value that people even though the podcast is free and 1104 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,040 Speaker 1: people always go it's free, what are you complaining about? Like, 1105 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,640 Speaker 1: I actually do value that people like spend their time 1106 01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,760 Speaker 1: and like time you could be like talking to your 1107 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,840 Speaker 1: kid right now, you're listening to a podcast that might 1108 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,720 Speaker 1: make you better for your kid later because you know, 1109 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:59,560 Speaker 1: indulged in your this or whatever. So when I have 1110 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,040 Speaker 1: betrayed aid someone's trust in me that they put in 1111 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,200 Speaker 1: listening to me or buying a ticket and then it's 1112 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,840 Speaker 1: not what they wanted or the podcast isn't what they wanted, 1113 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,720 Speaker 1: I feel like I've let people down and like I'm 1114 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,320 Speaker 1: not living up to the golds that I have that 1115 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,280 Speaker 1: that have made them subscribe to my podcasts in the 1116 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,320 Speaker 1: first place, Like they saw me do a balance beam 1117 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,040 Speaker 1: routine and they were inspired by that. That's why they subscribed. Nikki. 1118 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,200 Speaker 1: We want more of you on the balance beam. We 1119 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,840 Speaker 1: want more of you sticking the landings. And the truth 1120 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,280 Speaker 1: is that sometimes you just like don't. And when Taylor 1121 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:34,120 Speaker 1: said the thing about um, like the perfection is what 1122 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,840 Speaker 1: this is all about, you know, like the Barbie's hair 1123 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:40,240 Speaker 1: wasn't perfect, and like when I got a Barbie that 1124 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,880 Speaker 1: is you know, their barbies are are notoriously perfect, and 1125 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,320 Speaker 1: they set a standard for girls that are like you 1126 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,560 Speaker 1: can never achieve that it's perfect. We shouldn't even give 1127 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,680 Speaker 1: these two our girls. But for my barbie to not 1128 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,480 Speaker 1: even be perfect the one that I get, like that 1129 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,520 Speaker 1: to me just showed like even things that are always 1130 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,480 Speaker 1: perfect you don't get they're not perfect for you. And 1131 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,760 Speaker 1: so I've always been striving for perfection, which I know 1132 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,840 Speaker 1: is a lost cause. So if you relate at all 1133 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,920 Speaker 1: to this, I'm just saying that, like I need to 1134 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,560 Speaker 1: hear that today, and maybe you should play it again 1135 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,760 Speaker 1: for yourself too, because I think I was just caught 1136 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:17,680 Speaker 1: up in her voice the first time. But like how 1137 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,880 Speaker 1: Simone Biles and I said this the other day, like 1138 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,800 Speaker 1: I want a poster of her quitting even though she's 1139 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,919 Speaker 1: going to do it. She's back in Yeah I saw 1140 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,360 Speaker 1: that one, but I really want her being like like 1141 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,520 Speaker 1: a poster that looks like those ones that says like 1142 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:38,840 Speaker 1: determination that are people having, like white men having their offices. Yeah, 1143 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,960 Speaker 1: but um, I just want to say that the line 1144 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:48,320 Speaker 1: about um being imperfect is perfect because that's what being 1145 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,160 Speaker 1: a human is. So like whatever you are today that 1146 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,600 Speaker 1: makes you like my stain on my dress is perfect, 1147 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,400 Speaker 1: Like this is the way it was supposed to be 1148 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,640 Speaker 1: for me. It's good that I have the stain on 1149 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,520 Speaker 1: my dress that led me to have a sour mood 1150 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:05,840 Speaker 1: this morning, because it's funny. That's who I am, is 1151 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:09,080 Speaker 1: someone who acknowledges that I that I have a stain 1152 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,439 Speaker 1: on my dress and makes light of it and makes 1153 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,360 Speaker 1: a fun podcast about it. As opposed to if my 1154 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,480 Speaker 1: dress was perfect, who knows what I would have talked about. 1155 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,920 Speaker 1: It could have been a lot worse. So, Um, I'm 1156 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,560 Speaker 1: sorry to get emotional, but like it's just I'm getting 1157 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,160 Speaker 1: emotional in like a good way that, Like, I do 1158 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,440 Speaker 1: realize that even when I'm not funny or like I 1159 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,919 Speaker 1: bomb on the Para Sulton Show in my own mind, 1160 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:35,160 Speaker 1: whether or not I actually did or if you know, 1161 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,040 Speaker 1: f Boy Island takes out my of a moment that 1162 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,680 Speaker 1: I thought was funny, and they kept in one that 1163 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh that was embarrassing. I wish I wouldn't 1164 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:45,480 Speaker 1: have made that face or like, oh my stomach looks 1165 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:48,280 Speaker 1: bad and that shot Like I was meant to look 1166 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,160 Speaker 1: like that in that moment and there was no other 1167 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,600 Speaker 1: way it was going to be. And that's perfect, Like 1168 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:58,480 Speaker 1: the imperfect things are perfect. So just try to remember 1169 01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:02,400 Speaker 1: that today. And um I'm sorry to like have this 1170 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:12,880 Speaker 1: little moment. Obviously, I'm going through kangaroos. Oh shit profile profile. 1171 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,200 Speaker 1: They're like, get a nose job, bitch. I'm like, oh shit, 1172 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,840 Speaker 1: are you in my subreddit? Alright? Uh, let's get on 1173 01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:24,000 Speaker 1: to collection of Brenna. I love you collection. I just 1174 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,320 Speaker 1: love Brenna so much. That's what's going on with me. 1175 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,040 Speaker 1: Um No, I do miss her a lot though, and 1176 01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:32,240 Speaker 1: she's someone who probably would help me right now during 1177 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,120 Speaker 1: this because we reached out to each other recently and 1178 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,560 Speaker 1: shared our feelings. It was really nice. Yeah, behind your back, bitch. 1179 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:49,760 Speaker 1: Let's get to collection of getting ready for so guys, 1180 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,120 Speaker 1: if you didn't know, speaking of the good news that 1181 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:55,320 Speaker 1: came from Reddit. We do have a subreddit for now. 1182 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,320 Speaker 1: It is our slash c O u h L. You 1183 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,280 Speaker 1: can find it on Reddit. It's where everyone's posting kiss 1184 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,600 Speaker 1: on the reddit. I posted a video that Kirsten sent 1185 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:09,000 Speaker 1: me um of one of the kids things I've ever seen. Kirsten, 1186 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,640 Speaker 1: who is the first person you hear on that that 1187 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,800 Speaker 1: goes getting ready for some kids. She sent me a 1188 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:18,440 Speaker 1: video from last year, last summer when you know Trump's 1189 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:22,800 Speaker 1: were out in full force and not wearing masks and 1190 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,320 Speaker 1: proud of it. And there is a video that you've 1191 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,200 Speaker 1: got to go watch over And I posted it from 1192 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,440 Speaker 1: my Reddit account Nicki Glazer. I have a secret one 1193 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:33,040 Speaker 1: too that I'm not gonna ever reveal, um because I 1194 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,480 Speaker 1: it's it's mostly for posting on wart stuff. Um. But 1195 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,400 Speaker 1: and I did say ward And if you're a new 1196 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,200 Speaker 1: listener to the show and you rewinded a bunch and go, 1197 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:45,040 Speaker 1: did she say word? Yeah? I did. It's a weird thing. Um. 1198 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,480 Speaker 1: Collection of kids. These are all kids sent in by besties, 1199 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,840 Speaker 1: and we love you for it. We love you screaming 1200 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,920 Speaker 1: kid people. I um, I've been I could last night, Andrew, 1201 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,800 Speaker 1: you heard me. Someone was revving their engine and I 1202 01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:01,120 Speaker 1: was eating dinner on the porch. I got it. At 1203 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,920 Speaker 1: this point, it's involuntary. When I hear a rev like, 1204 01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,920 Speaker 1: It's like when a dog attacks a skateboarder. That's how 1205 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,440 Speaker 1: I am. When I hear a rev like, I go 1206 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:14,080 Speaker 1: good like, I guess I can't not do it. I'm 1207 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,000 Speaker 1: really excited for it to be involuntary at some point, 1208 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,320 Speaker 1: but people are really excited about the new subrenit. Thank 1209 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,120 Speaker 1: you to the reddator who made the account. I really 1210 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,600 Speaker 1: do think this is going to take off in a 1211 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,800 Speaker 1: major way. Post your kids on there, but also keep 1212 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,400 Speaker 1: sending them to the account, um NICKI Glazer pod uh 1213 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,320 Speaker 1: and we will read them aloud and and also voice moments. 1214 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:41,520 Speaker 1: So this is a KI from John K Hello No 1215 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:45,960 Speaker 1: whatever it is himn par Pennsylvania and I was just 1216 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,840 Speaker 1: calling with a momentum. We realized that the weekend. I'm 1217 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,560 Speaker 1: not sure if you guys have discussed this, but possibly 1218 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:57,160 Speaker 1: the most thing ever is when those guys hang like 1219 01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,440 Speaker 1: testicles like balls off the back of a big pickup 1220 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:04,280 Speaker 1: truck and right in there with This is basically like 1221 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:08,760 Speaker 1: any kind of bumper sticker. It's usually just, but especially 1222 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,760 Speaker 1: I saw one this past weekend that said my heart 1223 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:16,560 Speaker 1: beaver on a pickup truck with balls were also hanging 1224 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:21,360 Speaker 1: off of it. I think that is as fuck. Have 1225 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:26,840 Speaker 1: a good week always listening all the swells? John John, 1226 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,160 Speaker 1: when is a bumper stick I totally agree that by 1227 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:36,160 Speaker 1: default bumper stickers are kid. I also want to say, 1228 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:40,040 Speaker 1: I have never understood the balls hanging off of a truck. 1229 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,960 Speaker 1: Will you explain to me truck nuts andrew? Are they are? 1230 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,760 Speaker 1: They just supposed to be funny and gross. I'm just 1231 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,400 Speaker 1: mad they don't have hair on them. I think it 1232 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,240 Speaker 1: would be pretty badass, you know. But I want to 1233 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:53,439 Speaker 1: see a truck pussy. I want to I'm gonna put 1234 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,840 Speaker 1: up some truck nuts in my mouth. Can we put 1235 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,640 Speaker 1: it out there that we wanted truck pussy and I'll 1236 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,479 Speaker 1: put it on the back of my Corolla. I swear 1237 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:04,320 Speaker 1: to God like truck labia. Do you know that labia 1238 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:09,280 Speaker 1: are balls or an empty ball? Said on Mike Corolla. 1239 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,080 Speaker 1: Some truck labs that would be so funny to make 1240 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:18,040 Speaker 1: those you know how girls have eyelashes on their cars. Yeah, okay, 1241 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:22,080 Speaker 1: um wait, what is the point of truck nuts just 1242 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,559 Speaker 1: to make people laugh? I think it's to make people laugh. 1243 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,120 Speaker 1: It's also to be like, look, you know even you know, 1244 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,800 Speaker 1: just just I got big nuts like my car, like 1245 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:34,120 Speaker 1: I'm a badass on top, like proud of their balls anyway, 1246 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,080 Speaker 1: So I don't like I would understand if it was 1247 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,920 Speaker 1: like a truck dick, because guys are proud of But 1248 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,679 Speaker 1: it's like a common phrase like, oh, that guy's got balls, 1249 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,439 Speaker 1: he's got balls to do this, he's got balls. If 1250 01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,400 Speaker 1: you already have a hemmy, why do you need to 1251 01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,080 Speaker 1: add balls to it? Like I think it's just like weird. 1252 01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:53,280 Speaker 1: It's already understand that's got balls. Like you think putting 1253 01:08:53,320 --> 01:09:00,000 Speaker 1: your putting balls on a Ford focus would be used? Yeah, 1254 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,800 Speaker 1: that would be great, but already on a car. That's 1255 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:08,040 Speaker 1: like you're trying to like show off is It doesn't 1256 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,280 Speaker 1: make any sense. But you're right. I think most bumper 1257 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,080 Speaker 1: stickers are kid. I got one that said that is 1258 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:16,519 Speaker 1: the kiss sticker from Etsy. I buy Taylor Swift stickers 1259 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,640 Speaker 1: all the time on Etsy that are like, you know, 1260 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,640 Speaker 1: they range from being like my favorite lyrics to just 1261 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,479 Speaker 1: pictures of her and um, there's one that I saw 1262 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,879 Speaker 1: that I think I paid six dollars for plus shipping, 1263 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:34,080 Speaker 1: and it says yeah, it says milf and it says man, 1264 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:43,920 Speaker 1: I love folklore. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm driving my 1265 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,559 Speaker 1: mom's car, so I can't put any stickers on it. 1266 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,960 Speaker 1: But I thought it was so kid that I had 1267 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:53,120 Speaker 1: to buy it, Like, no, I can't. That's my mom's car. 1268 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:59,479 Speaker 1: She would be so mad. You nice car. It doesn't matter. 1269 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,720 Speaker 1: It's not my car to put laughs on. Even if 1270 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:08,960 Speaker 1: I buy my mom she's letting me wait wait, I 1271 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,960 Speaker 1: can'd damn it does sound like wait, I want to 1272 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,639 Speaker 1: ask your doctor about SLOPPI wait, what was the fucking 1273 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:19,880 Speaker 1: um story? Steal steal a gelop from between bumper stickers 1274 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,640 Speaker 1: and we'll get to the next story. Brand I missing? Um? 1275 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:26,840 Speaker 1: Is it my my fifth my my fifth grader made 1276 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,160 Speaker 1: the honor roll or my fifth grader beat up your 1277 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:34,559 Speaker 1: honor real student? What is bragging about your fifth grader 1278 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,439 Speaker 1: would know? No, no, the beat up one. You know what, 1279 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,280 Speaker 1: because the sticker that says I'm proud of my fifth 1280 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:42,360 Speaker 1: grade honor roll student, that's not for you. Hopefully that's 1281 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,840 Speaker 1: for your fifth grader to show that you're a proud parent, 1282 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,720 Speaker 1: that you love them and you're proud of them, and 1283 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,800 Speaker 1: like they brought home the sticker to you. That's what 1284 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,639 Speaker 1: makes I always think this, This parent doesn't really want 1285 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,080 Speaker 1: this on their car, but they go, I want to 1286 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,040 Speaker 1: make my child know that I'm proud of them and 1287 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,720 Speaker 1: wouldn't want to talk to them and tell people about them. 1288 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,840 Speaker 1: And you know, it's like putting your kids shitty art 1289 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:02,080 Speaker 1: or on the fridge. Like my parents framed some of 1290 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,280 Speaker 1: my shitty artwork and they probably didn't really love it 1291 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:07,320 Speaker 1: that much, but they wanted me to feel like, oh, Nikki, 1292 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:09,240 Speaker 1: you did something special and that made that gave me 1293 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:14,320 Speaker 1: self esteem. So the I would say, it's wakeler to 1294 01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,640 Speaker 1: have the joke my mom just wrote me, how is 1295 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:20,720 Speaker 1: my girl today? Is that the sweetest thing? I'm gonna say. 1296 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:25,840 Speaker 1: I'm a milf. I'm gonna say, Mom, I'm feeling mills man, 1297 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:29,439 Speaker 1: I love folklore. She's gonna go on. Um, okay, let's 1298 01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:31,400 Speaker 1: hear from Sarah. This is Sarah wrote in a d 1299 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,120 Speaker 1: M to the show, Um, I'll and do you want 1300 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,240 Speaker 1: to read it? Or second? Yesterday at my neighborhood pool. 1301 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:41,160 Speaker 1: The girl said one thing. I'm guessing she complimented the podcast, 1302 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,120 Speaker 1: and then she goes second. Her name is Sarah. These 1303 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,960 Speaker 1: two guys my age forty is we're talking about college days. 1304 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,479 Speaker 1: This guy was bragging about it. He took tests for 1305 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,479 Speaker 1: all the frat guys, so they all treated him like 1306 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,400 Speaker 1: a frag guy, all the benefits without having to pay. 1307 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,639 Speaker 1: He was telling stories of parties and girls. I couldn't 1308 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:01,000 Speaker 1: take it anymore, so I grabbed my stuff to leave, 1309 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:07,200 Speaker 1: but not before yelling, oh my god, Sarah, I love 1310 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,080 Speaker 1: you so much. I sent this to Noah and Andrew 1311 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,920 Speaker 1: because I remember you deemed this to me when I 1312 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,599 Speaker 1: was reading this. First of all, it said I found 1313 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,320 Speaker 1: like She started off being like, here's a kid, and 1314 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:20,600 Speaker 1: then she said the story I'm not even junkie you. 1315 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,599 Speaker 1: As I read Here's a Kid. I start reading the story. 1316 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:27,200 Speaker 1: I might have gotten distracted by something in between Here's 1317 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,679 Speaker 1: a ka and me reading it. I might have looked 1318 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,600 Speaker 1: up from my phone, or maybe my mom texted me 1319 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,840 Speaker 1: and something came up. I started reading the story and 1320 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:37,559 Speaker 1: after it said so they took tests for the frat guys, 1321 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,840 Speaker 1: so they kind of treated me like one. I literally go, kid, 1322 01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:46,240 Speaker 1: I literally involuntarily to this story that I knew was 1323 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,280 Speaker 1: going to be about kiss because I had forgotten it 1324 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,400 Speaker 1: was just so this was maybe one of the kiss 1325 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,640 Speaker 1: things I've ever heard, because frats in general are but 1326 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:58,040 Speaker 1: a guy who didn't even go like Russia frat feeling 1327 01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:02,040 Speaker 1: like he's in a frat, the guy because he's the 1328 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,800 Speaker 1: nerd that they cheated off of his poor guy. What 1329 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:10,680 Speaker 1: a kid and I'm bad kid that didn't he was 1330 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,679 Speaker 1: like the nerdy kid that always wanted to be cool, 1331 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,840 Speaker 1: was the one that brought him the thing and his 1332 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,760 Speaker 1: parents didn't put it on the car. Oh yeah, so 1333 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,360 Speaker 1: he doesn't have self esteem and so he has to 1334 01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:22,519 Speaker 1: use his smart to get people who are less. Yea, 1335 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,240 Speaker 1: And supposed if his mom just would have put it 1336 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,920 Speaker 1: on the goddamn truck and said, putting up, there's truck nuts. 1337 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:32,519 Speaker 1: What have you put the sticker and the truck nuts together? 1338 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,320 Speaker 1: That would be really fun. I would love us a 1339 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:37,840 Speaker 1: bumber sticker that said, my fifth grader made the honor role. 1340 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,080 Speaker 1: Who haven't who I haven't seen in ten years because 1341 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:46,120 Speaker 1: I left and for another woman. Yeah, that's how smart 1342 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,360 Speaker 1: they are. They still persevered past the trauma of their 1343 01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:55,840 Speaker 1: dad leaving. Yeah, it's good for him. Hatchet nuts on 1344 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,040 Speaker 1: your hair. I just said the word hatchet because it's 1345 01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:00,599 Speaker 1: a book that you read in school, Like that had 1346 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,680 Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything. I was just picturing this 1347 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,400 Speaker 1: kid who's struggling with his dad abandoning him, really getting 1348 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,479 Speaker 1: into the book Hatchet in sixth grade. Let's get to 1349 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:15,720 Speaker 1: Marissa's voicemail on the room Mr Brown by baby. So 1350 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:20,120 Speaker 1: I have like a could that seems makes me seem 1351 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,240 Speaker 1: like an asshole, and I really might be, but I 1352 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,120 Speaker 1: know this is a judgment free zone with the three 1353 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:27,800 Speaker 1: of you. So, this kid from my high school died 1354 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:32,559 Speaker 1: a few days ago, and I guess there's so many 1355 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:36,400 Speaker 1: people that were posting on Facebook, like reposting the obituary 1356 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:39,360 Speaker 1: and saying like how good of a person he was 1357 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:42,040 Speaker 1: and all of that, and I just find it so 1358 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:47,120 Speaker 1: it's like, you weren't really friends with this kid, you 1359 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:51,479 Speaker 1: haven't talked to him in ten years, and you just 1360 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,760 Speaker 1: want people to feel bad for you that you know 1361 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:59,320 Speaker 1: somebody who died. Like that's just so care Marissa. I 1362 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:03,160 Speaker 1: mean you were so right girl. Like I used to 1363 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:07,720 Speaker 1: hate this so much. I remember there was one guy. Um, 1364 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,680 Speaker 1: I'm trying to give not too many details because I 1365 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,600 Speaker 1: feel like someone might listen to this podcast that the 1366 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:15,160 Speaker 1: story involves. But I remember someone in my life died 1367 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:18,400 Speaker 1: that was like in a group that I was a 1368 01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:23,439 Speaker 1: part of. All he died. No, but let's say it's acapella, 1369 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,519 Speaker 1: So there was an an an alto uh no, a base, 1370 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:33,559 Speaker 1: a guy who died a tenor he died tragically, and 1371 01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:37,160 Speaker 1: another group and our another guy in our acapella group 1372 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:41,360 Speaker 1: who was not that close with him. I got a 1373 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:46,080 Speaker 1: tattoo of the guy's name or like something that meant 1374 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,960 Speaker 1: represented that guy on his body. Now, this guy already 1375 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,479 Speaker 1: was someone who was tatted up, not crazily tatted up, 1376 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,479 Speaker 1: but had tattooed, so it wasn't like a first tattoo. 1377 01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:57,960 Speaker 1: But he did commemorate this guy with a tattoo. Now 1378 01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:02,439 Speaker 1: I knew that if that this guy's relationship to that 1379 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,840 Speaker 1: guy was not even as close as I was to 1380 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,040 Speaker 1: tattoo guy, Like I'm not even that good of friends 1381 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,759 Speaker 1: with tattoo guy, but I knew that I was closer 1382 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:13,360 Speaker 1: with him than this guy. So I remembered thinking, if 1383 01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:16,639 Speaker 1: I die, this guy is going to get a tattoo 1384 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:20,639 Speaker 1: of me, no doubt, like for sure. And I remember 1385 01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,280 Speaker 1: thinking that's such bullshit because people who are actually close 1386 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:27,280 Speaker 1: to wouldn't do anything with their bodies to memory, Like 1387 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,880 Speaker 1: the only that's I'm going to be remembered more by 1388 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:34,519 Speaker 1: this guy taking off a shirt at the pool. People 1389 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:38,640 Speaker 1: are gonna go, what's that about? What's that? Um, what's Fabio? 1390 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:45,679 Speaker 1: What's that portrait of Fabio on your shoulder? Oh? Okay? Wow? 1391 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:48,200 Speaker 1: She did have like a masculine look to her, and 1392 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,000 Speaker 1: I guess you got it with her hair like down 1393 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:54,280 Speaker 1: and like no makeup. That's an interesting What happened to her? 1394 01:16:54,720 --> 01:17:00,840 Speaker 1: She got hit by a um uh that that a 1395 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:06,320 Speaker 1: kangaroo kicked them. It was bad, damn. Um wow, you 1396 01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,280 Speaker 1: guys must have been close. Um. Actually I didn't really 1397 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,280 Speaker 1: know her. No, no, no, no no. This person definitely 1398 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,080 Speaker 1: thinks no. But I actually was very close to her though. 1399 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:17,400 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Wow. Um I just ran into her 1400 01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:19,160 Speaker 1: mom the other day and she didn't even mention that 1401 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,120 Speaker 1: she died. Yeah, I'm glad that I know it about 1402 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,240 Speaker 1: it from your shitty tattoo, Like do you know what 1403 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:27,160 Speaker 1: I'm saying? Like I realized that the people that I'm 1404 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,840 Speaker 1: closest to wouldn't be as kid and like brag about 1405 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,120 Speaker 1: knowing me as people who didn't know me at all. 1406 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:37,120 Speaker 1: But you know what, I also reason, I used to 1407 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:40,040 Speaker 1: judge these people, Marissa, just with you, and I still do, 1408 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,360 Speaker 1: by the way, I still could them. But I want 1409 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,479 Speaker 1: to say that some people, even if they're just doing 1410 01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:49,040 Speaker 1: it to get attention and to get sympathy for feeling 1411 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,479 Speaker 1: like you know, um, oh my gosh, they're trying to 1412 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,120 Speaker 1: just get sympathy for being like I know someone who died, 1413 01:17:55,720 --> 01:18:01,439 Speaker 1: I'm special, I'm hug me. Really, what they need is 1414 01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:03,439 Speaker 1: a hug that they aren't getting for other things in 1415 01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:05,840 Speaker 1: their life that they can't really articulate. So I let 1416 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,760 Speaker 1: them have it now. Um. I used to know someone 1417 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:12,679 Speaker 1: who would get really mad when people would get upset 1418 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:16,320 Speaker 1: about celebrity deaths and and say, you didn't even know 1419 01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:19,400 Speaker 1: the person. If you're this upset on Facebook about the 1420 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,120 Speaker 1: death of Robin Williams, what's gonna happen when your dad 1421 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,760 Speaker 1: dies or your mom dies? Like? Are you gonna? Are you? 1422 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,320 Speaker 1: What are you going to post? You've just given us 1423 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:30,000 Speaker 1: everything You're This is almost like the kind of post 1424 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,600 Speaker 1: you would make if your mom died, So what are 1425 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,400 Speaker 1: you gonna do when she died? You left no room. 1426 01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:36,920 Speaker 1: And what I reason is as someone who got very 1427 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:40,919 Speaker 1: upset about the death of Corey Monteeth for no reason 1428 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,960 Speaker 1: pertaining to my closeness to Corey Mont. I didn't know him. 1429 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,880 Speaker 1: He died of a drug overdose. He was young. I 1430 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:50,240 Speaker 1: just felt sad. My sadness that was unexpected when I 1431 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:55,040 Speaker 1: got that Google alert or whatever was really because I 1432 01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:58,240 Speaker 1: almost died when I was young, tragically and wouldn't have 1433 01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:00,599 Speaker 1: achieved all the things I've achieved and all the joy 1434 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:03,200 Speaker 1: I brought people, or the you know, just the life 1435 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,080 Speaker 1: I would have lived could have been cut short by 1436 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,000 Speaker 1: a dumb addiction that I didn't get help for. And 1437 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:14,640 Speaker 1: so I was crying really for the for myself, and 1438 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,639 Speaker 1: and like it was healing for me. So I think 1439 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:20,240 Speaker 1: these people on Facebook that are looking so badly for 1440 01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:23,000 Speaker 1: sympathy for someone they didn't even know, we just got 1441 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,320 Speaker 1: to remember that they're in pain in other ways and 1442 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,439 Speaker 1: this is the only way they know to. Like it's 1443 01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:30,800 Speaker 1: almost like we were talking about breadcrumbing. You know, you 1444 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,439 Speaker 1: feel like if a guy goes to you, you get 1445 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,959 Speaker 1: so much more mileage out of being like he ghosted 1446 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:37,519 Speaker 1: me than if he like texted you every so often. Right, 1447 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:41,400 Speaker 1: So this just gives someone on something tangible when they 1448 01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:43,880 Speaker 1: don't aren't able to do that with, Like they're not 1449 01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:46,000 Speaker 1: able to admit that their parents didn't love them enough, 1450 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,479 Speaker 1: or that they really miss their sister who isn't talking 1451 01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:51,840 Speaker 1: to them anymore. It's too painful to admit those things, 1452 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,200 Speaker 1: or that they push people in their lives away and 1453 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,280 Speaker 1: have caused themselves to feel really lonely lately. Like that's 1454 01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:00,639 Speaker 1: too painful, so they'd rather cry about Anthony Bourdain or 1455 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:02,599 Speaker 1: that guy that you barely know from your high school. 1456 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:06,599 Speaker 1: Final thought, the celebrity thing is interesting because it's like 1457 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,599 Speaker 1: when they post, it's always like someone more famous than them. 1458 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,360 Speaker 1: So it does feel a little like, you mean when 1459 01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:18,599 Speaker 1: celebrities posted. You've told me this before. Yeah, yeah, I've 1460 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,479 Speaker 1: always thought it was kind of culb But you know 1461 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,800 Speaker 1: what though, I think though we if you ask some 1462 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:27,080 Speaker 1: most of these people, Hey, you posted this story. You 1463 01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:31,760 Speaker 1: didn't really know Jeff that Well who died wakeboarding. Uh 1464 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,760 Speaker 1: you know, but you know, are you doing this to 1465 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,040 Speaker 1: get likes? They'd be like, what are you fucking like? 1466 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:40,519 Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't think so, like 1467 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:42,800 Speaker 1: you know, as dark as we are, like they are, 1468 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,840 Speaker 1: but they are getting to get likes. It's because people 1469 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:49,040 Speaker 1: hate people that are cloud chasers. But you've got to 1470 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:52,840 Speaker 1: understand that likes our love. So these people didn't get 1471 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,679 Speaker 1: enough love and and as as pathetic as it seems 1472 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:58,519 Speaker 1: that this is going to give them this, Like you 1473 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:02,040 Speaker 1: want heart emojis or are just people writing comments? You 1474 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,200 Speaker 1: want the most comments and you're refreshing it to see 1475 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:06,360 Speaker 1: how many comments you got about the post about your 1476 01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:09,840 Speaker 1: cousin who died. If that's making you feel better, just 1477 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,400 Speaker 1: let it be. I mean, it's just like who cares, 1478 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:15,439 Speaker 1: like even Andrew. Sometimes I see that you will latch 1479 01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:18,400 Speaker 1: onto like a like the Simone Biles thing you posted, 1480 01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:21,280 Speaker 1: a big thing like you were very passionate about, like 1481 01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:24,639 Speaker 1: people talking about Simone Files dropping out number a couple 1482 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:27,559 Speaker 1: of days ago when it first hit Yeah, like you. 1483 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,840 Speaker 1: But but you were triggered by that not because you 1484 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:34,920 Speaker 1: are personally friends with Simone Biles, or because you love 1485 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:41,559 Speaker 1: USA gymnastics, or because you love meant like or because health, Yeah, 1486 01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,799 Speaker 1: because you struggle with mental because it was personal to you. 1487 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:47,639 Speaker 1: And I could have gone Andrew, this is all about you. 1488 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,439 Speaker 1: You're the reason you care is not because you care 1489 01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:52,400 Speaker 1: about Simone Biles. It's because you. You You care about you. 1490 01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:55,080 Speaker 1: And this makes you get defensive of people who judge 1491 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:58,040 Speaker 1: you for having mental illness things which you know and 1492 01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:02,400 Speaker 1: I know too, this you but that's okay that you 1493 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:05,080 Speaker 1: took that stand on it, and that you're not taking 1494 01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:07,000 Speaker 1: a stand on Yemen, like this is what people get 1495 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,720 Speaker 1: mad about. Its goes you're gonna get You're gonna make 1496 01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:12,360 Speaker 1: a whole post about Simone Biles getting some ship talk 1497 01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:15,920 Speaker 1: to her about from a tennis player, uh, and you 1498 01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,479 Speaker 1: won't post anything about millions of starving kids in Yemen. 1499 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:21,120 Speaker 1: And it's like, well, that doesn't relate to me as 1500 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,360 Speaker 1: much as this does, and it doesn't trigger my shame 1501 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:28,719 Speaker 1: that I have about my mental illness as as this does. 1502 01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,680 Speaker 1: And so does that make sense? And I'm sure I 1503 01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:34,800 Speaker 1: just relate whenever I post something like that. And I'm 1504 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,880 Speaker 1: really passionate about like a news item that's kind of 1505 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:39,280 Speaker 1: out of nowhere. It's because it's because I feel defensive 1506 01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:42,679 Speaker 1: and I feel victimizing. Was funny with that post, because 1507 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:46,120 Speaker 1: like I when I saw the story, it just like 1508 01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:50,120 Speaker 1: I just I honestly just felt compelled to write something, 1509 01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:52,080 Speaker 1: and then when I didn't, I swear to God, I 1510 01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,800 Speaker 1: thought I would probably like take it down in like 1511 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,799 Speaker 1: two minutes. And then it got so many likes compared 1512 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,160 Speaker 1: to my other where, Like I started to be like, Okay, 1513 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:02,280 Speaker 1: I didn't mean for this to be about my life, 1514 01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:06,840 Speaker 1: Like I started to get I feel like, um insecure 1515 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,639 Speaker 1: about like getting these likes, Like I don't want these sympathy, 1516 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,320 Speaker 1: Like this isn't for that. I literally just wanted to 1517 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:14,360 Speaker 1: put this out, I swear to God, Like I felt 1518 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:18,120 Speaker 1: like weird about it becoming such a about it getting legs, yeah, 1519 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,120 Speaker 1: because it became like it got shared more than anything 1520 01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,759 Speaker 1: I've ever posted or any And I was like, also, 1521 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:25,080 Speaker 1: it's kind of easy to be like, but like, why 1522 01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:27,280 Speaker 1: would that make you feel sad that it got shared 1523 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:30,360 Speaker 1: when a PicTel you would be celebrating a video of 1524 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,920 Speaker 1: you dancing with your shirt off getting shares like that, 1525 01:23:33,439 --> 01:23:36,040 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, because I feel like 1526 01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:39,200 Speaker 1: I do sometimes feel like I could have been funnier 1527 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:42,560 Speaker 1: with it, and they I'm almost like been not a contrarian, 1528 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:46,400 Speaker 1: but like just been a little bit more satire ish, 1529 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:49,840 Speaker 1: you know. Sometimes when I think, because uh, when you 1530 01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:52,559 Speaker 1: just write something like kind of like a preachy post, 1531 01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:55,639 Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes it really is easy to get 1532 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,000 Speaker 1: legs on a preachy post, does that make sense? Or 1533 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:02,080 Speaker 1: a vulnerable one where you're taking a stand and defending 1534 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:05,600 Speaker 1: someone that so it feels easy because as a comedian, 1535 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:07,640 Speaker 1: I want to be the funniest I don't want to 1536 01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,960 Speaker 1: be the most preach great and I could go Andrew 1537 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:11,959 Speaker 1: just got a bunch of likes for saying the easiest 1538 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,960 Speaker 1: thing that everyone's saying. Only like three people are even 1539 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,720 Speaker 1: actually mad at this girl, and they're all like right 1540 01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:20,680 Speaker 1: wing idiots, so like he's not saying that something that 1541 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,280 Speaker 1: anyone which you. I didn't read it because I was 1542 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,360 Speaker 1: just like, but feel too much for me? Thoughts are 1543 01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,559 Speaker 1: a little Are these real thoughts that you actually have 1544 01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:32,280 Speaker 1: towards that or towards me? No, towards it, like about 1545 01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:34,519 Speaker 1: myself when I when I post those things. But I 1546 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,799 Speaker 1: just knew that post you made it because you don't 1547 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:42,679 Speaker 1: like when people judge you for having mental illness stuff? 1548 01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:46,240 Speaker 1: Right would judge me or judge anyone? I just anyone. 1549 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:48,240 Speaker 1: But it's like, but if you didn't suffer with mental illness, 1550 01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:50,920 Speaker 1: you probably wouldn't have been as fired up. I just 1551 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,920 Speaker 1: have to say, but that's just because I'm assuming that 1552 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:56,559 Speaker 1: for myself. I get fired up about things like the 1553 01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:59,519 Speaker 1: trans movement. I remember I was like very I'm and 1554 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:02,360 Speaker 1: I'm wrapped ing up, But I remember being obsessed with 1555 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,639 Speaker 1: how no one could understand that when Caitlyn Jenner came out, 1556 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,760 Speaker 1: Everyone's just like, what the funk? And they couldn't understand it. 1557 01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,519 Speaker 1: And I just didn't understand why people couldn't understand that 1558 01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,960 Speaker 1: you were someone could be born in the wrong body, 1559 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:16,360 Speaker 1: like feel like they were a boy, or feel like 1560 01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:18,080 Speaker 1: they were a girl when they were born with a 1561 01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:20,680 Speaker 1: vagina or penis, Like how could you not understand that? 1562 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,000 Speaker 1: In my therapist, I used to just go into my 1563 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:27,360 Speaker 1: therapist office and go, I'm so obsessed with making people 1564 01:25:27,479 --> 01:25:30,479 Speaker 1: understand trans issues and I really can't be friends with 1565 01:25:30,479 --> 01:25:34,160 Speaker 1: people who don't get it, who can't empathize with that, 1566 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:36,360 Speaker 1: And she goes, are you trans? Like what's going on? 1567 01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:38,960 Speaker 1: And I go, I know, like, no, I don't feel 1568 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,120 Speaker 1: like I should be a man or whatever. Like my 1569 01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:43,920 Speaker 1: pussy does look like a penis sometimes, but like that's 1570 01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:47,280 Speaker 1: not that's a joke, But like I I. The thing is, 1571 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:50,200 Speaker 1: I relate to trans issues and I was passionate about it. 1572 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,880 Speaker 1: Not because I'm such a trans advocate and I love 1573 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:56,080 Speaker 1: trans people, Yes I do, and I empathize with them, 1574 01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:58,439 Speaker 1: but it's because I felt like I was born in 1575 01:25:58,479 --> 01:26:02,240 Speaker 1: the wrong body, meaning I felt like my sister got 1576 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:05,519 Speaker 1: the right body and I got some kind of wrong body. 1577 01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:08,160 Speaker 1: Not that I was assigned the wrong gender, but because 1578 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,479 Speaker 1: but because I thought I deserved to have straight hair, 1579 01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:15,559 Speaker 1: smooth skin, um no acne, and I felt literally wanted 1580 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:17,720 Speaker 1: to be skinnier, wanted to be taller, wanted to be 1581 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:21,400 Speaker 1: all these different things. I felt just the same, like 1582 01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:23,280 Speaker 1: I knew what it feels like to be born, to 1583 01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:26,519 Speaker 1: feel like God smited you with the wrong body, that 1584 01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:29,280 Speaker 1: you mentally you were meant to look like Giselle not 1585 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:32,840 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer, and feeling like it was unjust and I 1586 01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:35,439 Speaker 1: needed people. I was so mad about because I needed 1587 01:26:35,439 --> 01:26:38,719 Speaker 1: people to understand me. And the thing is, I didn't 1588 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,960 Speaker 1: make that connection until I was in therapy and she 1589 01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:43,320 Speaker 1: was like, why are you so upset about this? Because 1590 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:44,759 Speaker 1: I was like, I guess I'm just a good person 1591 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,040 Speaker 1: that like has empathy for trans people. I'm just like 1592 01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:48,639 Speaker 1: on the on the right side of things. No, bitch, 1593 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,519 Speaker 1: it's because it's about you. Well, you said to me 1594 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:53,000 Speaker 1: before you go. You know, when I don't have makeup on, 1595 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,760 Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes I look like a man. And 1596 01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:58,800 Speaker 1: then when and then when you so you understand like 1597 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:02,920 Speaker 1: getting done up to look more feminine, which I feel 1598 01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:05,800 Speaker 1: like I'm in drag sometimes when I dress up like 1599 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,080 Speaker 1: a woman a lot, and then I feel really comfortable 1600 01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,519 Speaker 1: when I dressed like a man. Sometimes I don't understand it. 1601 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,280 Speaker 1: I don't yearn to be a man the way the 1602 01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:14,680 Speaker 1: trans people do. I've looked into it, even because when 1603 01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:18,120 Speaker 1: I met Caitlin Jenner, she said, are you trans? Because 1604 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:22,200 Speaker 1: she sensed my empathy so much and it even made 1605 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,080 Speaker 1: me question it. But I am. I am not trans. 1606 01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:27,200 Speaker 1: I uh if I were, Well, I'm not counting it 1607 01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:29,240 Speaker 1: out because you can, you know, you can discover these 1608 01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:31,000 Speaker 1: things about yourself later. But I've done a lot of 1609 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:35,439 Speaker 1: thinking on it, and uh, it's just not me. Um, 1610 01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:38,960 Speaker 1: So don't be kid there. Thanks for putting up with 1611 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,040 Speaker 1: this podcast today. It was a wild one. I love 1612 01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:43,599 Speaker 1: you guys so much. As always. If you don't enjoy 1613 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,439 Speaker 1: the podcast or me at any point, just turn it 1614 01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:50,200 Speaker 1: off about me. You can d M Andrew or Noah 1615 01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:52,240 Speaker 1: and just try to keep things nice out there and 1616 01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:54,400 Speaker 1: be nice to each other and understanding and kind. And 1617 01:27:54,439 --> 01:27:56,240 Speaker 1: I'll try to do the same. And I love you 1618 01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:59,479 Speaker 1: guys so much, and don't be kid and um all 1619 01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:02,600 Speaker 1: the swells. Watch Cooking with Paris on Netflix. We miss you, 1620 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:05,519 Speaker 1: brenna Um. I'm one of the episodes on Netflix is 1621 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:08,759 Speaker 1: Cooking with Paris. Also f Boy Island new episodes out Thursday. 1622 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:11,120 Speaker 1: We watched all three last night. It's so good. Check 1623 01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:20,040 Speaker 1: it out. We'll see it tomorrow on the podcast. Uh