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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is watch how you talk to my baby? Okay,

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Speaker 1: marinate on that for a minute. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: in a little while. Right now, the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for his nav?

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Speaker 1: Larnda is my girl? Lronda is my girl. Hello. This

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Speaker 1: call will be recorded and monitored. I have a collect

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Speaker 1: call from right an inmate. If you would like to

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Speaker 1: accept this and future collect calls, please press for Hello. Hello, yeah, yeah, Hello.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. There's Ryanni. Rannie. I'm trying to reach uh Lronda? Yeah, Londa?

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Speaker 1: Do iron No, you you got the right number? Man,

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Speaker 1: that's my wife. Who is it? Okay, okay, okay, hold

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Speaker 1: hold up now, there's Rynnie right here. I'm calling for Larunda.

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Speaker 1: Who who you know? That was my girl for I

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Speaker 1: got locked up. I'm trying to pump race. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, man, uh we've been married for about two years. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what you're talking about. Man,

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Speaker 1: you might have the wrong number. Okay, hold up then

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait a minute. I know them. I ain't, man,

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Speaker 1: I know them. It's like what same man? Hold up, man,

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Lunda la run is married. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: just in case you to hear me, la Arunda is married.

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Speaker 1: We got a sixteen month old child. Man, all right,

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Speaker 1: and we've been man for two years. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you calling. I'm calling for Lornda. I've been to

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Speaker 1: get up about. This is six weeks. I've been all

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Speaker 1: I've been. I've been writing letters and all kinds of stuff,

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Speaker 1: sending them to our mama house. We're trying to tell me,

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Speaker 1: you trying to see what you've been sending to her

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Speaker 1: mama house. I've been sending letters. I've been sending letters

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Speaker 1: since the day I got locked down. When you've been saying,

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Speaker 1: how long has been since you've been seting letters? Man,

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Speaker 1: I've been locked down for five years, five and I've

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Speaker 1: been seeing a letter. I don't miss one week without

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Speaker 1: sending something to the rock. All right, what's her mama name? Then?

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Speaker 1: Ain't her mama name? Miss? Hold on? Man, you've been

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Speaker 1: sending letters to my girls mama for for five years.

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Speaker 1: Five years. I've been to get out in six weeks.

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Speaker 1: I've been locked down right in five years. No, man,

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Speaker 1: she ain't got no letters from you. Man, you she

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Speaker 1: ain't got no letters. Uh, we've been together for two years. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to break your heart. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let me ask you this hill man, hold up,

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Speaker 1: because you got me y'all just right here now, let

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Speaker 1: me ask you this right here? How I know her

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Speaker 1: mama name? How know I'll let's here, man, what what

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to explain to you? I got the

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Speaker 1: right personally. I just I'm just blowing away by you

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Speaker 1: trying to tell me you're married now, Yeah, we're married

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Speaker 1: now happily. Man. Hey, man, hey, you need to take

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Speaker 1: your back to that sill man, hold up, coming first

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Speaker 1: about what your wife is do just come at me

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Speaker 1: round now, that's what ain't fens to happen now. Now,

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Speaker 1: I got a whole lot on my mind and a

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Speaker 1: whole lot of stress. Now I'm gonna tell you this

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Speaker 1: right here, just to let you know how this fens

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Speaker 1: to go, don't. I'm fising to be up out of

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Speaker 1: here six weeks. And when I do get out, I

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Speaker 1: am coming to see La run know that I'm fensy

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Speaker 1: to come out there, brother man, look, hey, you up

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Speaker 1: here calling me with this ignorant stuff. Man, that's what

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Speaker 1: probably got your tell in jail. Anyway, Hey, man, listen,

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Speaker 1: you come up here, you're gonna wind up getting both

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Speaker 1: put up in the penitentiary, man, cause I ain't playing

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Speaker 1: about my wife. Man. Brother, you just need to go

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Speaker 1: on chill out after you get out of brother sick somewhere, Man,

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Speaker 1: don't bring Look, man, all I'm trying to do and

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Speaker 1: I don't care what you're trying to do. Trying to

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Speaker 1: keep you. That's all I'm trying to tell you to

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Speaker 1: do so we don't both end up in the penitentiary man,

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Speaker 1: or you might be in You're gonna end up in

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Speaker 1: the grave if you he tested me. Man, I'm telling you,

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Speaker 1: don't bring you here. Bro, just stay there, relax, breathe

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Speaker 1: and yeah, man, all right, that's all I'm saying. All right, man,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Hey, what your wife fens to do is

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Speaker 1: try to threaten me for you up here. Keep your man,

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Speaker 1: don't bring you're looking for no run because I will

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Speaker 1: put two up in you. I'm coming to see my girl.

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Speaker 1: That's my girl, two women for two year. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to tell you you're gonna take your liken. Oh you

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Speaker 1: thank you talking, Oh you thank you talking to listen,

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Speaker 1: don't drop Look, man, I fished to come home in

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Speaker 1: six weeks and I'm coming to see LaRonda, whether you'll

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Speaker 1: like it or not. And I'm going to see your mama. Mrs.

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Speaker 1: What you ain't gonna do is get in the way

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Speaker 1: of me and my girl, somebody I've been loving and writing.

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Speaker 1: Let us do all this damn time I've been on lockdown. Man,

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Speaker 1: bring you up. I will say it's slow to you.

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Speaker 1: Bring you and I swear to God, I will put

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Speaker 1: you in the grave. That's why I'm gonna put you, Homie.

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Speaker 1: You better stay up in the penitentiary. I'm coming down

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Speaker 1: there to see my girl, see her mama, and get

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Speaker 1: my girl back. My girl leaving with me. You know,

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Speaker 1: the only thing you're gonna be seeing is a tasking

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Speaker 1: because I'm putting you in there. Man, I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: you bring your I swear to God. Man, you knock

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Speaker 1: if you want to. I'm telling you, man, go to

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Speaker 1: mama house. I'm putting your down, Homie. Don't. I'm not

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Speaker 1: playing with you, man, all right't that's my girl, man,

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Speaker 1: that is my girl. I will up. You ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: do nothing to me. You ain't gonna do number but

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Speaker 1: at least my girl over to me. That's what you

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Speaker 1: says to do. That's it. Now, I'm gonna release your rousing,

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Speaker 1: your I to come to this. That's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, boy who you kick around? Man,

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Speaker 1: I'll be waiting on here in six weeks. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you that I don't be waiting on you in

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Speaker 1: six weeks. Bring it to my dough. You won't be

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Speaker 1: going nowhere else. I'm telling it. In you're talking to

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Speaker 1: all this bad stuff on the phone. You ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: do a thing when I get there, But give me

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Speaker 1: my girl back. That's it. You listen, I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you so I

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Speaker 1: go back to myself. Is your listing? This is Nephew

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Speaker 1: Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by your boy Devin. Hold up, dog, listen, this

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Speaker 1: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy Devin. Man, y'all almost

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Speaker 1: jail mine oh man, oh man, I'm telling you I

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Speaker 1: was gonna go down. I'm going down and who let me?

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Speaker 1: I'm need to breathe about go get you a drunk bag? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I need to get me. I'm about to count down

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Speaker 1: six weeks on this. If you come up to this dough,

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Speaker 1: you won't go nowhere else, sus I swear to god. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not playing about my girl. Man, if you come

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Speaker 1: up to my dough, you ain't gonna I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: you down. Man, I'm gonna both end up in the penetry.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I ain't going You're going to get

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Speaker 1: you boy, That dude, he told him, enjoy the Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: let going somewhere, don't don't. Yeah. If you know he

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Speaker 1: where to go with it. Yes, his head this man, dog.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody playing with you breaking out of Oh man, man,

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Speaker 1: I've seen people get like that. Uh. July sixteen, seventeenth

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Speaker 1: and eighteenth. The neph You're gonna be the Virginia Beach.

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Speaker 1: Uh funny Bone tickets on sale right now. That is

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Speaker 1: the Virginia Beach Funny Bones. July sixteenth, seventeenth and eighteenth

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Speaker 1: and uh yeah, the nephew doing it baby, keeping it stupid.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do. Okay, people, we've been married for

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Speaker 1: two years, we got a baby. Sorry to break your heart.

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Speaker 1: Do you already understand? He all is yees. Come you vote. Letter,

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Speaker 1: you go over to her mom and go over to

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Speaker 1: a mama house. I'm gonna put you down. You can't

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Speaker 1: come here and her mama how either? More coming up

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Speaker 1: next Strawberry letters subject Watch how you talk to my baby?

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into it right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.