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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Pody. Here's Nikki. Hello. Here, I am

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Speaker 1: Sniki Lazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. Um, I'm Nicki Glazer.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles, California. UM Andrews in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. A lot of people have been

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Speaker 1: asking me why I'm in l A if I moved here.

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Speaker 1: I guess I wasn't clear, or maybe you just missed

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Speaker 1: an episode where I was clear. I don't where it's fast? Well,

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Speaker 1: I see everything fast, so that's a good point. Um Andrew,

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Speaker 1: are you having trouble breathing today? What's happening over there?

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Speaker 1: I can it sounds like I'm doing a podcast with

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Speaker 1: a walrus. Oh really, because I ate a lot of turkey,

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Speaker 1: and you know how to make me tired. Turkey turns

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Speaker 1: no again, do not turn up the volume to it.

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Speaker 1: But whatever I was hearing, did you hear it? I

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Speaker 1: don't keep my headphone. Is that loud? Because I listened

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Speaker 1: to audio all day, but on the playback I always

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Speaker 1: do hear it, and I just want to isolate a

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Speaker 1: track of sound. Someone was sleeping during what I was saying.

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Speaker 1: That's why I was triggered by it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I get it sounded like someone was mocking me. You

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Speaker 1: know when people you start talking about something someone doesn't

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Speaker 1: care about, and you go, yeah, that's so you moved

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Speaker 1: to l A did Yeah. Um, okay, so I said

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Speaker 1: it really fast, I guess. But Chris has a job

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Speaker 1: out here working on Chris can I announce? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, he says, everybody watch it. Okay, Beauty and

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Speaker 1: the Beast Live, which is not exactly live this year

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Speaker 1: on ABC on ABC UM and Disney Plus. Right after

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Speaker 1: he has all the details, Um it is have have

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Speaker 1: the cast been announced? Babe to it's all of them? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Tony Tony Fields, is that a person he's at totes.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's a person. Okay, So, um, yes,

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Speaker 1: it has been announced. Beauty and the Beast is what

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Speaker 1: he's working on. And Patton Oswald. The other day when

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Speaker 1: we were hanging out with Patton, um, we were all

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Speaker 1: I was introducing to him, tell my friends and of

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Speaker 1: course my boyfriend, and I was like, oh, yeah, Chris

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Speaker 1: is working on Beauty and the Beast live. And he's

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Speaker 1: like he thought Chris was like playing you know, the

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Speaker 1: Grandfather Clock or something. Yeah, he thought he thought he

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Speaker 1: was in the cast it was cute. Um. But now

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Speaker 1: he is in the production team, which a lot of

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Speaker 1: people don't know what producers do. Um. I know I

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Speaker 1: didn't back in the day, like before I did TV,

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Speaker 1: I was like what is I mean, No one's a

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Speaker 1: producer on our radio show. It just means the person

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Speaker 1: it's I mean not really, it's just people that are

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Speaker 1: do every like that figure out what the show is

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Speaker 1: going to look like, what it's like. But there's different

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Speaker 1: kinds of producers. There's like producers that work directly with

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Speaker 1: the talent and they are just there too. There are

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Speaker 1: producers that come up with what the creative is going

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Speaker 1: to be their writers, and then the writers work with

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Speaker 1: producers and sometimes the producer's pitch creative ideas, the writers

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Speaker 1: execute those sometimes the writer's pitch and then the producers executed.

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Speaker 1: But the producers are the ones that like wrangle everything together,

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Speaker 1: get like figure out who's going to direct it, who's

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Speaker 1: and then they they just they produce it. Um. But

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Speaker 1: a lot of things, you know, like it can it

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Speaker 1: can be a lot of different um things. But he's

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Speaker 1: producing um parts of the show, and um, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be on. I didn't I didn't see his He

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Speaker 1: did Little Mermaid Live, which was on ABC right before

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Speaker 1: the pandemic, and I didn't watch because we were not together.

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Speaker 1: But um, it was great. It was a great experience

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Speaker 1: for him. He's back on Beauty and the Beast Live.

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Speaker 1: It's not it's going I'm gonna go to one of

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Speaker 1: the tapings, but it's taped and then it airs later.

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Speaker 1: But Shania Twain is on it, her h E. R

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Speaker 1: is playing bell Um, David Alan Greer, Josh Grobin, and

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Speaker 1: then today he gets Chris's meeting with Mark Short. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who's the Beast. I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: he's in the bathroom. So um, yeah, rocked us everything.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, that's why I'm out here for that's unreal.

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Speaker 1: So's yeah. So he's going to a rehearsal today and

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Speaker 1: So that's why I'm out here. And while I'm here,

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Speaker 1: even though we've we've done it before before we broke

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Speaker 1: up the eighth time or something and then, um, but

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Speaker 1: now we're back to doing it and it's going great.

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Speaker 1: Last night we watched Love Is Blind. Um, we are

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Speaker 1: on the I think, oh, we finished it. We finished

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Speaker 1: this whole batch that's up now. It's such a good show. Andrew, you,

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Speaker 1: did you watch any more episodes last night? I'm three

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Speaker 1: in I watched White Lotus last night. Actually, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you've seen that. The new season came out. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have not seen it, but I love that joke.

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Speaker 1: It's so dark. It's great Mike White who created that

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Speaker 1: I've always been a fan. Yeah, So it's is it

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Speaker 1: better this season or like, what's the vibe? And are

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Speaker 1: couple just one they're only pointing out one a week. No,

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Speaker 1: I know, it's so annoying. I hate why is that?

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Speaker 1: Going back to the way things are done. I don't

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Speaker 1: it's a numbers game. It's definitely a numbers game. I

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Speaker 1: wish I do three at three out of times perfect.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, just give us. It's still a lot.

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Speaker 1: Three hours to spend watching TV is a gross amount.

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Speaker 1: Chris and I did it last night, but it is

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Speaker 1: too much. It's too much to spend on anything in

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Speaker 1: three hours, whether you're working like just consecutive. But Love

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Speaker 1: is Blind is fun because you can just like not

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Speaker 1: you can half watch it white lotus. You've got to

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Speaker 1: be paying attention. It's a scripted show. Reality shows are

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Speaker 1: great in that way that you can just kind of

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Speaker 1: happening because the music will shift. Yes. No. The first

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Speaker 1: is Blind. What it does to you is it go, oh,

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Speaker 1: this and it's like all your own ship that you're

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Speaker 1: comes back to your own insecurities and all your own

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Speaker 1: on the show, and like she is in the most

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Speaker 1: because Chris and I were going to go to the gym,

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Speaker 1: and she was like, oh my god, like you worked

424
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,919
Speaker 1: so hard, you got into town just last night, you

425
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: flew all day, you went to this, you did this,

426
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: and now you're going to the gym. And I'm like,

427
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: I don't really want to go to the gym, but

428
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: I have a soft body. My body is getting soft lately.

429
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: And also like, um, I like like Chris and I

430
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 1: like to have like little time together, like quality time.

431
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 1: That's I think. I think that's your love language. I

432
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 1: think that's his love language. And so I said, you know,

433
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: I want to spend more to the quality time with Chris.

434
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: And my body is getting soft. I said, my buddies

435
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 1: get soft. I want to spend more quality time with Chris.

436
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: That's his love legg and she she goes having a

437
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: soft body and I was like, yeah, that's too a

438
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: video yesterday they're like, I don't know why guys asked

439
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: their partners to go to the gym with them. If

440
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: I wanted to sweat and be insecure, I would just

441
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: suck you. Yes, that's funny. Yeah, we don't even like

442
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: if we go to the gym, I'm on the treadmill.

443
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: And the gym that he goes to actually is pretty

444
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: perfectly laid out. There's like a row of treadmills at

445
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: the top like overlooking like almost like a Romeo Romeo

446
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: like a balcony, and then below is all the men

447
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 1: working out and like some women but like mostly men

448
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: just lifting. And I guarantee you because all the mostly

449
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 1: women are on treadmills like it's it's that's kind of

450
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: like a more woman thing. And all these women are

451
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: lined up watching the men can feel us watching. And

452
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: what is more motivating at a gym than knowing that

453
00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: the opposite sex that you know is watching you so

454
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: much to run faster to see Chris doing like lap

455
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: pool downs. Yeah, well it did because I was like,

456
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,239
Speaker 1: if he looks up because he kept looking up there

457
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: and we would like smile and make eye contact, and

458
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: I was like, when he looks up here, I want

459
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: to be like working hard. So it did motivate me,

460
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: like I wanted to look like pretty cool, you know,

461
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 1: Like it does motivate even though like it doesn't I

462
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: don't care about looking cool around Chris, but like it's

463
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 1: still I still wanted to look like sexy and cool.

464
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: And looking sexy makes you stand a certain way, makes

465
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 1: you like have a certain like it get it, Like

466
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: if you think someone's looking at you, you're gonna stand differently,

467
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: You're gonna have better posture, and it's like it's all

468
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,919
Speaker 1: those things. So that was like that girl was so

469
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: devastated on love is blind, I think because I guess

470
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: I know that most girls would feel the same way

471
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: she does. But this guy cannot get out of this,

472
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: Like she's never going to forgive him for for saying

473
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: that this girl would be more his type on the

474
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: outside world. Like he he is in the doghouse for

475
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: the rest of his life. And I think he should

476
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: break up with her because if she can't get over this,

477
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: he is apologized. He said, I could have lied to you.

478
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,120
Speaker 1: Do you want me? And she's like, oh, that would

479
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: have been so hard to do, Like she wanted him

480
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: to lie to her, and it's like do we want that?

481
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: Like I don't want that? Um, I don't. I guess

482
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: I don't. We Chris and I watched and we were like, yeah,

483
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: his his conversation with Colleen, the girl he didn't pick

484
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: but who he'd be more tricked to do, was a

485
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: little inappropriate. He was definitely feeling his zennob is a

486
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 1: little bit more controlling and passive aggressive, and they were

487
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: not doing well when he talked to Colleen in the pool,

488
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: and so he was definitely flirting with Colleen. Colleen shut

489
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: it down so hard, but in a polite way, being like, oh, yeah,

490
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: you're attractive too, and then her boyfriend. She told her

491
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: boyfriend about the conversation because she wanted to be transparent,

492
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: and he fucking snapped and like would not hear her

493
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: out about it. And it's like, you just watch these relationships, Seterior.

494
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: It's all because these people don't have self esteem and

495
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,239
Speaker 1: they they they look to it from their partner. They

496
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 1: have no other way to gauge that they're worthy of

497
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: love then if their partner is attracted or like them.

498
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: And Nancy is someone who has enough self esteem that

499
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: Bartise says he's into Raven more so, and she's like, okay,

500
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: well what are you gonna do about that? Like she

501
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 1: is not going anywhere. She's just like, okay, well this

502
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: is who I am. And if you don't like it, fine,

503
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,439
Speaker 1: I love you. But like, if you don't like me

504
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,719
Speaker 1: this way, she's a little bummed out, like who wouldn't be?

505
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: But she and Nancy is a bigger girl, She's not.

506
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: Zainab is closer to looking like Colleen than Nancy is

507
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: to looking like Raven. So if you want to see

508
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 1: a healthy person with good self esteem, look at Nancy

509
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: on this show. And if you want to see someone

510
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: who could have such a full, great life who is

511
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: just paralyzed by it, look at zen Ub. And it

512
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: sucks because I relate more to zen Up than I

513
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: do to Nancy. And I think if I were Nancy,

514
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,239
Speaker 1: I would feel so much worse because she is so

515
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: much further from being what the guy wants. Then Zenom's

516
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: actually and it was funny because he goes he's he

517
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: said less like Cole was like I was in the

518
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: Pods and usually I go for a girl's name Lily

519
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: or Colleen, and your name was Zeneb. I didn't think

520
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 1: you were going to look like them. I knew that

521
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 1: it was gonna be different. I signed up for that

522
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: because I love you for you, like, I never expected

523
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 1: you to look like them. I didn't want that. It's

524
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: not like you disappointed me, like and then I thought

525
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: was a good point to um, but I feels devastating.

526
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: I guess I feel like, um, you know, if you're

527
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: so hard on yourself and you have insecurities, like the

528
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: person doesn't even see him until you bring it up.

529
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: A lot of times if someone's insecure, it's like I

530
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: didn't even realize. Yeah, you don't like that, I hear you.

531
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 1: I really hate that because I want to be able

532
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: to tell Chris everything I'm insecure about and have him

533
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: not like suddenly go, whoa, she does have a flat ass?

534
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: WHOA she her arms are kind of flabby, like, and

535
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes in relationships you don't share that stuff,

536
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: which you should be able to share if you're having

537
00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: a hard day about. But I think that's suddenly yes,

538
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: naturally it's it's impossible to like go here those negative

539
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: things and go oh okay, like because I want you

540
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: want to focus on him, the other the partner want

541
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: to focus on it. They would be, oh, you do

542
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: have a flat ass? Okay, that wasn't even a thing

543
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: that I was even Yeah, I mean you too, but

544
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: it's exactly like I don't care about that kind of thing.

545
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: Like I I totally agree with you like you sometimes

546
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: see it. Like I used to get really scared about

547
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: telling Chris about things I was insecure about because I

548
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: was like, he won't be then suddenly I will come

549
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: out from the wall and he will see and he

550
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: won't love me because he won't be able to stop

551
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: focusing on this thing. But um, I feel very secure

552
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: that I could look anyway and this guy would still

553
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:48,239
Speaker 1: like me. Is that true? Yeah, true story. He's like

554
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: he just whispered in my ear. Make sure you go

555
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: to plot sec. Well that was weird, okay, that it

556
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: is funny, like when I would do, um, what's that

557
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: flywheel or what's the other one? What her the pikelines?

558
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing peloton you do alone, you don't

559
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: have when there's a woman's butt in front of you.

560
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: You almost feel like you're chasing her, like creepy way.

561
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: You're like, I'll catch up to you. I'm coming for you,

562
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: and it pushes you, but peloton, You're you need like

563
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: a fake ass that I would compete with women on

564
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: treadmills next to me, because if I got on a

565
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: treadmill and I got on after this girl had already

566
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: been on, there's no way I'm getting off before she

567
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: gets off because I've gotten on after. And I also

568
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: am always wanting to go at least point too faster

569
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: than her and on an incline that's bigger than her,

570
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: because I need to be the best. And then I

571
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: had a joke that I would scoot my treadmill up

572
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: just a little bit so I'm always winning. I'm always

573
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: like actually physically moving it. Yeah, yes, I told you.

574
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: One time, my little brother, we we saw someone fall

575
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: on a treadmill because we were doing this thing where

576
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: we work out, we lift and then we jump on

577
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: a treadmill while I was still on, and this couple

578
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: came on, came in, I want to get your treadmill

579
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: was on, Oh my god, and this woman it was

580
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: all slow motion but also so fast at the same time,

581
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: and she just gets on and she can fast. Oh

582
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: my god. So Sam sees it and say keeps running

583
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: because he's so afraid of confrontation and doesn't know what

584
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: to do. But he's trying to run away from his problems.

585
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: But he's staying right there. It was just so and

586
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: the guys like I finally came over there and they're like, look,

587
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't mind that you guys kept it on. I

588
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: don't mind that she fell, but this fucking guy never

589
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: stopped running. I don't understand how you cannot stop. And

590
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: they called him out. Yeah, befora thinking you're invisible, Like

591
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: you guys both have coping mechanisms that are just stay

592
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: there but don't try to disappear. Yeah, so weird. The

593
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: best part about it is we watched it with the

594
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: doorman and it was all in like black and white.

595
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: It looked like a chaplain Charlie Chaplin, and we're like, foo,

596
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: she's fine. I mean she was so I wanted to

597
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: be in a wheelchair. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean she

598
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: was already in it, so well then it shouldn't have

599
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: affected her. She should have now she actually moved it

600
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: held to the l seven which, God, did you see

601
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: that story about that girl that wouldn't get a chiropractic adjustment?

602
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: Young girl, and now she can only talk by blinking.

603
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: What the hell he like did some thing on her

604
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: neck and she's just a young college student and completely

605
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: paralyzed her. And now and she had a heart failure

606
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: and it was like her like she and now she's

607
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: like hooked up to all these machines and she can

608
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: only communicate by blinking. And she was a healthy, normal girl,

609
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: just going to school, studying for finals, feeling like her

610
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: neck hurt from like looking over at a textbook all day,

611
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: and she went to get I would never get an adjustment,

612
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: I was sorry, chiropractors. I know a lot of you

613
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: think it's like I would never. I just, first of all,

614
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: I just I've never I don't know they're I wouldn't

615
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,959
Speaker 1: ways say I've never heard of anyone feeling relief from them.

616
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: But the one time I had one, I was given,

617
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: I was a sexually assaulted during it, and he kissed

618
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: my he like licked the tears off my face because

619
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: they started He made me cry from the adjustment. Something

620
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: snapped and I started crying, and then he sucked the

621
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: tears off my face and kissed my forehead and this

622
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: was all done. This was some guy that um my

623
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: friend had hired, but she was on tour and she

624
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: hired this guy that was like Madonna's healer, and he

625
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: was such a fucking fraud. He was one of these

626
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: guys that's like, lift up your arm. Okay, I'm gonna

627
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: say a food and when I pushed down on your arm,

628
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: I'll be able to tell that food is good for

629
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: your not so you'd be like blueberries and he pushed

630
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: on your arm. Go, you need more of those strawberries

631
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: you need. He was just such a fucking phony. And

632
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: I went in this room with him and he and

633
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: I brought Luigi with me because he was with me.

634
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: We were all in this hotel room, was just us

635
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: and a bunch of girls that were on this trip

636
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: with this girl. And Luigi's on my chest, like sitting

637
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: on my chest as I'm laying on my back getting

638
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: the stunt, and he's growling at this guy hardcore because

639
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: he could just sense. And then the guy made me

640
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 1: cry by adjust like you could do adjustments that make

641
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: people cry, like for sure, like they just cut open

642
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: and he's asking me about my boyfriend, and I was

643
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: having troubles at the time, so I just start sobbing

644
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: and he licks. He sucked the tears off my face

645
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: and I got such a bad migraine that night from

646
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: the adjustment. I was throwing up. I could barely go

647
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: to my friends show. Anya had to talk me off

648
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: the ledge. I was so, I've never been sicker from

649
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: an adjustment, so, um, I will never got the licking.

650
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe he lied. It was the adjustment that

651
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: was just like it was so. It wasn't like it

652
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: was sucking. It was. It was so weird. Um, do

653
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: you guys go get chiropractic adjustments? I went one time

654
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: and I was wanting to get cracked because I watched

655
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: these videos on TikTok and ship and I'm like, it's

656
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: like a SMR for me seeing people get sucking their

657
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: lumbar broken apart and then they're like, oh relief, Yeah,

658
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: like oh my god, I could see Jesus now and

659
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: it's like, really, yeah, he's standing next to you. Used

660
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: to but um, I I felt like, uh, So I

661
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: went in to get it and the guy went through

662
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: all my ship and he looked through like an X

663
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: ray and he's like, yeah, I don't feel comfortable cracking you.

664
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, how bad is my YEA? Too far away?

665
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: I got turned away from a crack one down the street. No, No,

666
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: it was like a guy who came to a show,

667
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: and it was like, what did he tell you? Doesn't

668
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: that make you worried a little bit? But then I

669
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: kind of just pretended it never happened, and I walked

670
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: out and say, what did you say that? Like? My neck?

671
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: My neck is like I don't know, like something would

672
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: like he was looking at something that was like red

673
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: and blue and he's like, that's too much blue to

674
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: christ I'm not going to get an IVY today for

675
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: inflammation because of my vocal cords. I'm going to get

676
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: an IVY treatment with vitamin C and hydro weit. Um.

677
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: Wait what's it called? Hold on, let me look it

678
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: up so people know it's it's supposed to be good

679
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: for inflammation. Um. And that is what I'm having a

680
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: lot of glutoth ione. UM. So I'm going right after

681
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: this in an hour to get an IVY treatment. I

682
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: thought those were just for people that I kind of

683
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 1: think those are fake two, Like I'm just doing this

684
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: because my vocal teacher recommended it, but I kind of

685
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: think those are bullshit as well. Let's do one new story.

686
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: Okayst oh boy, it's Wednesday, folks. You know what that means.

687
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: It is Wednesday. I hope you're having all the swells

688
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: out there. Apparently we are. We believe in ivy dripping

689
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: cracking the next. Okay, back to you know, I love

690
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: you going. You know what, I don't believe in it,

691
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: like I wonder how far I would go and anything.

692
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry to people who do, who are chiropractors,

693
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: and because I know it takes a lot of schooling.

694
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: I just am scared of it. And I said, a

695
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: bad experience I had and he's got too much blue.

696
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: I went once and I really liked it, and um,

697
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: he did crack my neck and I did not like that.

698
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: So if I ever go back, I just will say,

699
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: don't crack my neck, crack everything else. I want to

700
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 1: get my bunyan's work. I would go there for bunyans.

701
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: I think they do some bone stuff for bunyans that

702
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: I think might be helpful. So I don't want to

703
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: don't please don't write me. I I know that that

704
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: it does work for some people, or do write me

705
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: let me know how. I don't care. And if they

706
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: could crack a hemorrhoid that'd be great. Oh no, too

707
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: much red down there, out your ass? Alright, alright, um.

708
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: First news story. A man who was featured on a

709
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: British television show called My Massive Cock, which follows well

710
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: endowed men, has alleged that he was rejected from a

711
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: job because they thought he had an erection during his interview. Yeah,

712
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: this guy has the biggest I set up this to Andrew.

713
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: Whenever I see a cock related news stories, I always

714
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: send them to Andrew. Yeah. I mean this guy's penis

715
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: is it looks like he has a rodent and then

716
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: he said a an honor. So he describes it as

717
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: his penis is thicker than my forearm, he says, and

718
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: he has a nine and a half inch penis. Share

719
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: the one. Can you imagine if like any job, it

720
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: isn't like it is a tough I mean, I guess

721
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: you just gotta buy bag of your pants. But or

722
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: you have to say I have this affliction and come

723
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: with a doctor's note or something, because I'm great at

724
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: Microsoft Excel and my dick always looks hard. You know,

725
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: when do you bring it up? Like, how do you

726
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: bring it up? It hasn't hurt John Hamm and White loadus.

727
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: The guy has like a fifteen inch penis and they

728
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: show it through his life. It's like a whole thing.

729
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: Get her going, but um to get her going? I

730
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: don't want to don't get it. I will say that

731
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: I did this new thing that I encourage everyone to do.

732
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: My on my Girl's Chat, we are talking about um

733
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 1: Aubrey Plaza, and I'm just a a woid that she's

734
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 1: a celebrity that everyone loves. No one doesn't like her.

735
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 1: Every man likes her. She gets a pass because as

736
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: a woman that's an entertainment and who men really don't

737
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: like a lot of times and who just hate for

738
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: no reason. I know that men only have a couple

739
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: of women that they give the pass of like they're cool.

740
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: We like her, Aubrey Plaza. It annoys me how much

741
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: men like her and everyone likes her. I've never met

742
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't like her. So we did this thing

743
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: where we record our boyfriends. We asked them or husbands,

744
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: We asked them, what do you think of Aubrey Plaza?

745
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: And we get their responses, and it's just been so

746
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: funny because all of them are like, she's cool, but

747
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: it seems contrived, like they try to be fair about it,

748
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: but they ultimately are all like, you know, she's she

749
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: they would and Chris made a good point. She's like

750
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: that girl next door where they think they could get her,

751
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: like Anna Kendrick like this, like she's not too hot,

752
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: where they convinced themselves like yeah, I could get Alison

753
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 1: Brees the same. Alison Bree is another one. No one

754
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: doesn't like Alison Bree and I'm jealous. No one doesn't

755
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: like Anna Kendrick and I'm jealous. And no one doesn't

756
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: like Aubrey Plaster. These are all women that get a

757
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: man passed for some reason, and yeah, Plaza, she does.

758
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: She's a very dry sense of humor, and so then therefore, no,

759
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: there's that's a good point. That is a good point.

760
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: She doesn't talk, and she they all think that they

761
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: call her, they'd say she'd make fun of their penises

762
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: because she's mean. That is another thing they're scared of

763
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: her being like yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's it.

764
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: That guys really like that. And I'm not talking about

765
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: all guys. I'm talking about Reddit guys you know who

766
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the ones that don't like women anyway.

767
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: Who I mean, it's um, it's just see a lot

768
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 1: of women with like big big but like if they're curvy,

769
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: they're not allowed to wear the same things that you know,

770
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: non curvy women can wear. And like a lot of

771
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 1: teachers are either getting fired or threatened to be fired

772
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: if they wear that outfit. But it's a normal outfit.

773
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: They just have kids and asked and so yeah, we

774
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: live in a puritanical society where you know sex is

775
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: bad and your horror and um, like when I was

776
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: even watching Love is Blind last night and they were

777
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 1: talking about the birds and the beast conversation, no one's

778
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: parents on the show gave them that conversation. My parents

779
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: didn't have that conversation. Chris's parents didn't have that conversation.

780
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: Why is it that every other thing as you're entering

781
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: into adulthood, your parents walk you through. You have to

782
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: get a license, they take you out to drive, They

783
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: teach you hopefully about like paying your taxes, which they

784
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 1: don't actually, But I mean, this is a huge sex

785
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: is such a huge thing, and they just go figure

786
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 1: it out yourself. Figure out there's no there's nothing. Every

787
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: parent is so hyper vigilant about every little thing their

788
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: kids do, especially in this day and age, and there's

789
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: no talk about sex. How how would you how would

790
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: you do? Let's role play. You're the parents on the kids.

791
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: I want to hear how you would give the talk.

792
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: You're my my teenage boy. Okay, Andrew, listen, I know

793
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: this is not a conversation you want to have with

794
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 1: your mother. I have to do it because my parents

795
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: didn't have it with me. I'm gonna make it quick. Okay, Listen,

796
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: You're going to start having sexual attraction to people. It's

797
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: something everyone goes through. I know this is hell for

798
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: Hugh to hear it from me. I'm so sorry you're

799
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: gonna start. Um you maybe you've already started experiencing it.

800
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: I've noticed some, you know, very stiff parts of your laundry.

801
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that, but I've been saying. Listen, I

802
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: I've noticed a little on the carpet. Those are boogers.

803
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: Those are a pond of boogers beneath your bunk bed. Um. Please, honey,

804
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: don't get me, babe. We stopped doing that. That's only

805
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: for your dad. UM. So I just want you to

806
00:41:54,480 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: know that you nothing you're experiencing is that normal, It's

807
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: totally normal. Um. If you I noticed that you just

808
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: got a girlfriend. UM, and you guys are gonna want

809
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: to have sex, and I know you're gonna tell me, no,

810
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: we're not, Mom, I don't want have sex. Even if

811
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: that's true, Someday you're gonna want to have sex. And

812
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that it's totally okay. Yes,

813
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. I'm not going to

814
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: tell you what to do with your body, but I'm

815
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 1: telling you right now that you don't want a kid.

816
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: And if you do have sex, you must wear a condom.

817
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: And if I find out you don't, it's you're gonna

818
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: have hell to pay. Like you cannot not wear you

819
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: can't feel the pussy with the condom on though. Mom,

820
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: I promise you that someday you'll be with someone and

821
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: you will be able to feel the pussy. You don't

822
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: get to experience everything you want to when you want it,

823
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: and you can feel the pussy with your fingers. You

824
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: can you know, you know, go down on that. Do

825
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: you know what that is? Okay, that's cool. Mom. If

826
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: you don't wear a condom, you will be grounded. You

827
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: you must do that. And you know, I honestly don't

828
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: think you should be have sex because I don't think

829
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: you understand how connected women get when they have sex.

830
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: So if you do have sex with a girl, you

831
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: better expect to be there for her and to be

832
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: her boyfriend afterwards, because she's going to want that. And

833
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: if you and I know you think you don't want it.

834
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: But you know how we learned about empathy, how everything

835
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: you feel isn't what everyone else feels. Most people don't

836
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: learn about that until the thirties. I taught you that

837
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: early because um, you know, that's the way. That's the

838
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: thing that gets in everyone's ways. Everyone thinks they feel

839
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: the same way. You are going to feel differently after

840
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: this than the girl does. Okay, you're probably not going

841
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 1: to care as much and be connected. It's your own thing. Mom,

842
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 1: I think you're like putting here. Here's a book called

843
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: getting to I Do for kids. It's just a it's

844
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: it's a picture book that the fucking comes out. It's

845
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: just that guy's dick from the interview. It's a pop

846
00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: up that's what I think. I thought that was very good,

847
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: But I feel like there's still details, like do we

848
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,399
Speaker 1: get into the details of like what you can ask

849
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: me any questions. Yeah, but I'm not gonna I'm not

850
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: gonna give details, and like it depends like if they

851
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend, I'm gonna say, you're probably kissing. You've

852
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: probably seen porn before with your friends. That is not

853
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: what sex looks like generally. Here is my special banging.

854
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: Here is my special good clean filth. This will answer

855
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: some of the things for you about what happens in

856
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: the bedroom and what you're not to do and what

857
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: you are to do. And let's talk about what you've

858
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: seen on porn. Oh, yes, do that. If your girlfriend

859
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: is into anal, do that all day long. You're not

860
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: gonna get anyone pregnant with that. You have to wear

861
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: a condom if it's anal. Mom, Yes, yes, because I

862
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: just want you in the practice of where I get

863
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: used to condoms, because that's going to be your life, son.

864
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: And if you do get up girl pregnant, I'm not

865
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: going to help you pay for it or do anything

866
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: to do with it, because that is on you. You

867
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: are if you are having sex you're be there to

868
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: taking that response. Thank you. I'm not gonna help you there,

869
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: Mom like you? Well, then I will sign us up

870
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: for teen Mom because that will be a great season, son,

871
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: and we'll make some money off of it. All Right,

872
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break. We'll come back with a

873
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: special Wednesday segment. Alright, we're back. It's Wednesday, so we're

874
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: gonna do with a new special segment called build a Joke,

875
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: which is where Andrew and I bring up a premise

876
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: that we've been working on or thinking about working on,

877
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: and we talk it through because we all need some

878
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: help with our jokes. This is usually my least favorite

879
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: thing to do. But forcing myself to do it, oh yeah,

880
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: I hate doing this because any line you get that

881
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: is not I don't like any help with jokes before

882
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: I bring them on stage because then I can prove.

883
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: It's the same way about when I'm trying to write

884
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: a song. Matt and Annya have been trying to help

885
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: me there, like maybe you should co write with someone.

886
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, because that won't count as me doing

887
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 1: my first song. So I have to at least one

888
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: by myself. Then I can get help. But I need

889
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: to prove that I can do it. Um so I

890
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: don't want to We're not yet. No, you said that

891
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: to me. I have to watch that. Yes, okay. What

892
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: what about that stood out to it? Was there anything

893
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: that you can hear me right now? No one sent

894
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: me a clip that was going to help me with

895
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: songwriting and how I beat up myself about not working

896
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: on my stand up enough. So it was Rick Rubin

897
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 1: talking about working with jay Z and how jay Z

898
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: would go into the vocal booth not having written anything

899
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: or like no lyrics that he had in his mind

900
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: or anything, and he would just hear the music and

901
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: he would start creating on the spot. And I feel

902
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: like it's very much like how you write your jokes,

903
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: like like in the moment. So there is something to

904
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: say about the creative process and keeping it in the

905
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: moment and not like pre planning it. And I think

906
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: he would feel very good hearing what Rick Ruben had

907
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: to say about it. Maybe you need music before you

908
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: write the lyrics instead of lyrics, and yes, yeah, that

909
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: is a definite way. I read thing last night actually

910
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: about uh songwriting and it's like, yeah, get get picked

911
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: some chords, play them and then just start talking over

912
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: them and like, yeah, get it out. I usually do that.

913
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: I usually don't sit down when I'm trying to write

914
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: a song. I don't usually don't sit down with a

915
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: a goal, especially and even with joke writing, it's like,

916
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't go, I want to write a joke about bikes.

917
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 1: It has to be like, oh, I have this feeling

918
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: about bikes right now, and I want to talk about

919
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: it like it doesn't It's hard to Yeah. I mean,

920
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: unless you're writing for like a show or something, then

921
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 1: you really don't have a choice to like wait for inspiration. Um, Andrew,

922
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: do you have a joke that you would like to present?

923
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: John Mayer actually had a thing about that, about not

924
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: waiting for inspiration, just writing and not being so like

925
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: attached to what it's gonna be, you know what I mean,

926
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: and just like yes, So there is something too, like

927
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: when we're just writing jokes for f boy, we might

928
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: write some amazing jokes and we're not even don't even

929
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: think of it that day, like we don't even care,

930
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: we don't even give two ships about it. And there's

931
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: something about John. I also think that, like people are

932
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: always like, how did you write that? I'm like I

933
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: don't know. It just came out on stage and people

934
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: are like, on stage you wrote that, whoa, And I'm like,

935
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,439
Speaker 1: but doesn't it come even if you're at Starbucks writing?

936
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: Didn't it come from? No? I mean it has to

937
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: show up at some place. But sometimes people are like,

938
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: but when you're so much it's like but from an audience,

939
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: there's like so much pressure, more pressure, and you have

940
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: to say something and you just come up with pressure.

941
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 1: I think it makes what Yeah, I don't do Yeah,

942
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: I don't like do good work when there's not pressure,

943
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: when there's just like when it's just when I'm comfortable,

944
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 1: like I just want to turn my brain off. There's

945
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: no urgency, Like that's not going to create good stuff.

946
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: But okay, the pressure is on Andrew. Yeah, there's so

947
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: much pressure. So two Jews walk into a bar, right

948
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 1: and when you is like cool and the other Jew

949
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: is Rick Reuben, who's not that cool. No, okay, Uh,

950
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. Something that's been happening in my relationship

951
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: that like, um Brennan gets mad about my beard hair

952
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: in the sink and uh like to the point where

953
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: but what happens is is like guys try to clean

954
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 1: up their beard hair, but even if there's like eight left,

955
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: it's like I took a ship on her grandpa's graves.

956
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: Like that's how angry she gets. And then I don't

957
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: get angry. I just think it's hypocritical. But I and

958
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: I know it's not equivalent. I really do. But like

959
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: hair in the shower from her head looks like the

960
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: monster from the Ring is looking at me while I'm

961
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: trying to wash my balls. And I'm not getting mad

962
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: about that, So why are you getting so mad? And

963
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: then we had a conversation where she was like, I

964
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: just don't want to brush my teeth with your hair,

965
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, maybe a few more bristles

966
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: will help, which started a whole another argument. And You're like, well,

967
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to brush my teeth at all. I don't.

968
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't want Maybe that's why I don't. Um, that's funny.

969
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 1: I get it. I get both of your perspectives, because

970
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: but here's the thing, like, I don't I'm not being

971
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: funny about this, but like I'm just being like, like

972
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: I think oftentimes I've argued with you a lot about things,

973
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 1: and every time I have, like when someone has something

974
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: with you, you go, well, I don't. Will you do

975
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: the same thing to me and it doesn't bother me?

976
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: And it's like we're different people, like it doesn't and

977
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: I understand like not doing the same thing to someone

978
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: if it's like, okay, if something bothers me, why would

979
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 1: I do it to someone else? But it's like, because

980
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: that doesn't bother I know it doesn't bother you, so

981
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: I can. But when you do it, it does bother me.

982
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying like for me, but I'm saying

983
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: does bother me? And I don't say it, which that

984
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: agree agree? I agree with you. I think, I mean,

985
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: I already think the joke is funny. I think there

986
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: is a little bit deeper things to like to that

987
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: aspect of it. Of like I'm afraid of confrontation, so

988
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring up there are so much harder.

989
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: Why do MINUTE hate it so much? Because because it

990
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: looks like you don't hate it, no, But I just

991
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: think it's it's they're easy to wash down the sink.

992
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: You just kind of like push water. But there's always

993
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: like there's always like nine nine or ten. But before yeah, um,

994
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's so annoying. But yeah, you're right,

995
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: like you're scared of confrontation, like you that would be

996
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: really interesting for you to get into like that, because

997
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people feel that way of

998
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: like they're just so scared too, because your thing is

999
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: you're scared to hear no, or you're scared to not

1000
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: get what you want when you ask for something, which

1001
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: we all are. I mean like that. I learned that

1002
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: early when I told Chris I loved him when we

1003
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: were like six months in and he was like, I

1004
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: can't say it, and I was just like, wait, I

1005
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: thought that if I asked for this thing, you would

1006
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: just give it to me and then we'd be done.

1007
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: But he was like, no, I'm not saying it, like

1008
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: I don't feel it, and I was just like, and

1009
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: then you're just stuck in a relationship where you're not

1010
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: getting this thing you want and that's too scary. So

1011
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: that I I learned from that never asked a man

1012
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: to say I never asked for something because if he

1013
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 1: can't give it to me, that's I'm not going to leave,

1014
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: even though I should have. Because I wanted this thing

1015
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: he couldn't give it to me, I should leave. Like

1016
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: when you ask for things, and you you should be

1017
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: able to hear no and then have a plan for

1018
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: that no, because I think a lot of times we

1019
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: ask for things and think there's no way they won't

1020
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: say no, and then they do and you're like, how

1021
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: could you say no? And it's like, because that's an answer,

1022
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: and I think, and my brain is I go, Okay,

1023
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: she's mad about this. But then if I get like

1024
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: mad about something else in the house, but I also

1025
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 1: know that she probably does more work around the house,

1026
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to bring this up knowing that she

1027
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: probably has fifteen things in her mind that she's already

1028
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: pissed about. So I'm almost afraid to hear what my

1029
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: truth is, you know what I mean. So it's like

1030
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bring this up because no offense too,

1031
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: because I think you both do this, but that that

1032
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: is just not feeling safe because that person is going

1033
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: to use things against you, like that they've been stored.

1034
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: Like that's just not good communication because that I used

1035
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: to be scared of that too, of like, I mean,

1036
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: that's my whole life is being scared of Ever, That's

1037
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: why I was quiet in high school. I was scared

1038
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: that I would talk and then a boy would go,

1039
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: well you're ugly, and yeah, yeah, so they'll they'll or

1040
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: they'll go you know when there's the classic thing of

1041
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: like a girl gets hit on and she's like no thanks,

1042
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, I wouldn't want you anyway, you fat horror,

1043
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, sorry, Like I'm so scared of

1044
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: rejecting men because they're gonna call me fat or ugly

1045
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: or whatever I'm feeling is a shameful thing to be

1046
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,919
Speaker 1: in my life that day. And you work with Chris

1047
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: right now, there's got to be things that annoy you

1048
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 1: around the house that you might not bring up. Because

1049
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: I told him, know, there's a thing he does vogue

1050
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: verbally that annoys me, and I told him for the

1051
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: first time ever because I thought it would hurt his

1052
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: feelings because he does it so much that I thought

1053
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: he would be like, you've been storing this all along,

1054
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: But it just I sometimes have a threshold for it,

1055
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: and sometimes I don't. Like if we're ever on the

1056
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: phone and I'm like, hey, I gotta go because of this,

1057
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: he goes, well, I gotta go. Oh yeah, this thing

1058
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: just came up. It's just joking, but he goes like

1059
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: I gotta and I go. We don't need to do that,

1060
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: like I can, don't make me feel bad about having

1061
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: to go. And he's like, oh my god, I'm not.

1062
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: And he's like it's just a joke, like I'm just joking.

1063
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't really care for it, Like I

1064
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: just don't every time, because I always get nervous when

1065
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,479
Speaker 1: I say I have to go, because I know, because

1066
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: I know that that response comes from a little bit

1067
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: of an insecurity that someone has if you want the

1068
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: conversation more than them, like that they're let like you know,

1069
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: like even if it's a joke, it comes from that

1070
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: in a miniscule way. And listen, we all feel that

1071
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: way when someone goes, well I'm gonna let you go

1072
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: or I have to go, You're always like, oh yeah,

1073
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: I have to go to like but he doesn't in

1074
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: over the joking way. So I think the other day

1075
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: I told him and he has just handled it so

1076
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: like he was just like he laughed about it that

1077
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: he was like light about it. And I am a

1078
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,439
Speaker 1: mess around here. I mean, like I have so I'm

1079
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: much less clean than he has. He cleans the apartment.

1080
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: I am like I'll pay someone to do that, but

1081
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. Um and I steal all

1082
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: his covers at night. He I'm trying to think of

1083
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: things he does that. I'm just like, uh, there's nothing

1084
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: between us every night? Oh like a beaver he built,

1085
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: like a love is blind for of pillows between us

1086
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: every night. I'm not joking you. There becomes like a

1087
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: sack pills. I can't even see him over it in

1088
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: between us. And I always seek my hand over and

1089
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: grab his dick through him and just like get him gas.

1090
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: You're coming from Mexico or something. And I thought, I

1091
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: think he just like I always knew that he did this.

1092
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: And then last night I go, what is with the

1093
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: fort Like what is with the wall? Like why are

1094
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 1: we love is blinding in bed? And he's just like

1095
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: what do you mean? And I'm like, you build a

1096
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 1: fort every night? A fortress he built, like, uh, you know,

1097
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: a trading post between us every single night. And he's

1098
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: like no, I don't. I'm like you do you? What

1099
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Fortunate? And he's like, I just

1100
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: like a lot of pillows to like like spoon and

1101
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 1: and like I need that like he he has them

1102
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: there to grab them all night and spoon, and I've

1103
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: taken it as like this thing like he doesn't want

1104
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: me near him. He's spoon. He's like, I just put

1105
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: a like a brown wig on his body pillow. But

1106
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: it's not like you. It's not like but like I

1107
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: just want to spoon something like warm, but just not

1108
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: your body. Don't look like that body pillow. I'll lever

1109
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: be that soft. I know that's your love language. I'm

1110
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: drop that's your body. Um, I feel like those but

1111
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: what you said, like now we laugh about the beard hair,

1112
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: Like now we're at the point where it's like you

1113
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,240
Speaker 1: just gotta get it out open and it might start,

1114
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 1: it might start tense and angry, but I swear on

1115
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: the other side is just like a beautiful laughing Like Okay,

1116
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 1: I know I'm leaving pubes in there might be like

1117
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: now we were we we get it, you know what

1118
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm not the gross one in our relationship,

1119
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: like I'm the Andrew in my relationship. So I'm sure

1120
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: that Chris has I'm I'm definitely leaving things out that

1121
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: He's just like, can you just wipe off the sink,

1122
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 1: like there's just like orange makeup blots everywhere. Um yeah,

1123
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: I think that uh Trump passed out in the bathroom.

1124
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: I get things in our relationship that aren't cleaning up

1125
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: and being tidy that and he I think he accepts

1126
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: me for that, like he I never thought I could

1127
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: live with a man because I was such a mess

1128
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: and I got shamed so much in my childhood of like,

1129
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: you're never going to get a date because of the

1130
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: way you eat, You're never gonna get You're never who

1131
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: how could? Who could live with you? And I just

1132
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: feel like I'm that is. I'm just not that insecure

1133
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: about it anymore. And it kind of makes me like,

1134
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,439
Speaker 1: I'm like you, like I kind of got my act

1135
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: together when living with someone because I just respect that

1136
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: they want a tidy place, so i'd like tidy up.

1137
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh, this actually feels kind of nice.

1138
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: And then I do it for myself. But I have

1139
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 1: a little friend. If he never wants me to do

1140
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: his laundry, he doesn't want you to do never, I

1141
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: would love to do as long. I would love to,

1142
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: like because he's probably worried that you're going to shrink

1143
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: him or something. He just likes to do his own stuff.

1144
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: I would love to cook for him. I would love to,

1145
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: but he doesn't want anything like domestic for himself done

1146
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: by me at all. And it's not because I'm like bad.

1147
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: He just wants to do it himself. And I get that.

1148
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: I totally get that final thought, what were you going

1149
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: to say? No, I I feel like you're like we

1150
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: both got you were saying how we get our act together?

1151
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: Like we were joking how Brenna is like so tidy

1152
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: at times even though she kind of doesn't want to

1153
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: do it either. Like that's what you also learned that

1154
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: these people that are really tidy and stuff, they don't

1155
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: want to clean either, like they don't love it. You know.

1156
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that that gets like it's good. Yeah, But but

1157
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: point being is that like her being like anal as

1158
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: actually really helped me mature like a lot. Like remember

1159
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: like two years ago, i'd have cups, you know, like

1160
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: I've come along. So what are your what's your bit

1161
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: that your thinking about? I mean even you know, um

1162
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:10,919
Speaker 1: I let me see um da da oh. I wrote

1163
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 1: this down the other day, like I often am like,

1164
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, girl, where did you get? Like I

1165
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: always like see a girl that's like super hot and

1166
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: I want to look like her, and I and I

1167
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: always go like, where'd you get that sweater? Where do

1168
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: you get those jeanes? Like I think that is the

1169
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: thing that's going to make me look like her, when

1170
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: it's really like where did you get those G G

1171
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: E N E s? Like where like I can't like

1172
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: this other day of this girl. There was a p

1173
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: A on the show I was working on, and she

1174
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: had on these jeans and she just looked so fucking

1175
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: good in them, and I was just like, where did

1176
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: you get that? And I was and I go, what

1177
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: am I asking? She's twenty two? What do I think

1178
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: those Janes are a time machine? What am I? But

1179
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: I do that all the time where I think that

1180
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: this one piece of makeup or like I mean, then

1181
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: this is like this is the way we all operate.

1182
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: We see on Instagram a hot girl like showing us

1183
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: this makeup that makes her eyelash is super curled, and

1184
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: you're like, Oh, that's gonna make me look like that's

1185
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: gonna give me that girl's whole apartment. That's gonna give

1186
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: me her life. Like it's just I really like the

1187
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: other day I stopped myself from asking this girl about

1188
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: her jeans because I'm like, she is going to be like, girl,

1189
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: this isn't it for you? Like this, you need so

1190
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: much more. This isn't gonna make you Colleen like and

1191
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: you were going to stay at zen up if you

1192
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: put on like Kylie Jenner's lip cloths, will that make

1193
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: your ask grow? Well? You know what I mean? You

1194
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: know it's like if I just do you know there? Yeah,

1195
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: I mean I think I've been talking about it on

1196
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: stage so much. It's like my whole act is like

1197
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 1: right now about how you know, just being insecure and

1198
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,919
Speaker 1: Instagram and celebrities telling you this is all they use

1199
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: when it's like, okay, that's not the whole story. It's

1200
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: just like everything is lies, but the lies we tell

1201
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: ourselves about like this thing is going to change, this

1202
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: is the thing that's gonna But you know, it could

1203
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: be a funny button on that is you go and

1204
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: then I put the jeans on and I fu look

1205
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: just like her or like something like that could be,

1206
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: because it does sometimes give you calm, Like I'll put

1207
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: on something that I see like Anthony Bordaine weare, and

1208
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: for a second I'll be like, I'm I feel a

1209
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 1: little cooler. I feel a little bit more confident, even

1210
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 1: if I don't look like it could be just a

1211
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: funny left turn. Is like, and then I fucking did

1212
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: all this ship and I gotta tell you I look

1213
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: exactly like. Well, my point is always like, I can't

1214
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 1: wait to lie to all. I can't wait to be

1215
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 1: famous enough that I get to have some skincare line

1216
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: and tell you that's what I use when I would

1217
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 1: never fucking use it. I can't wait to lie to

1218
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: you and lie like when I get a facelift, I'll

1219
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: tell you, guys, I'll tell this podcast when I got

1220
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: cheek filler, I regret it, but I'm going to get

1221
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: more to like even it out. I got lip filler,

1222
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: I got um, you know, like, I'm gonna just be more.

1223
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be honest with stuff. Oh my friend, Oh,

1224
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: this is the new beauty trend that I'm obsessed with,

1225
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: my vocal coach, and I honestly think I would not

1226
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 1: tell you something unless I thought it really took you

1227
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: up many notches, because I think most beauty stuff, even

1228
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: getting your hair highlighted, it's whatever. I just have to

1229
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: do it because I'm on TV and it matters to

1230
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: other people. It does not matter to me. I never

1231
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: noticed roots. I don't care. It is something that I

1232
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: truly do because other women tend to think that you

1233
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: have to get your hair done every five weeks, and

1234
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: so I do it. Um. It does not affect myself

1235
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: esteem any If anything, it makes myself seemed worse because

1236
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 1: when you get foils done and you get your hair washed.

1237
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: Even though my girl is so careful and she's always like,

1238
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: I didn't pull out a single hair, didn't lose a

1239
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: single hair, I always my feels thinner afterwards because inevitably

1240
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: hairs do fall out. I felt some yesterday even though

1241
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: she claimed nothing came out. I still love you, Ali. Um,

1242
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: it just feels thinner the next day. Um. But this

1243
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: new thing it's called um oh god uh ee lash

1244
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: perm ing up eye lash perm and it makes sure

1245
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: my vocal coach amy the other day. Her eyelashes yesterday

1246
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: were like so curled. I was like, what is your

1247
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: eyelash curler? I need to buy it immediately, and she's like,

1248
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: I have really long eyelishes, but they're just straight, you know.

1249
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 1: And she was like, I got them permed and they

1250
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: last for eight weeks permed and it looked like. She

1251
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, and you could wear no makeup

1252
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: and it just makes you look like you have makeup,

1253
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: I mean so much of like and I just couldn't

1254
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: believe it. And so she gave me the name of

1255
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: her person. And I'm gonna go get my eyelashes curled

1256
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 1: and I like permed, and I can't wait. What if

1257
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: that's like a funky eighties perm where they're all like

1258
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: wiry and like twisted like that yellow school bus teacher,

1259
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: Mrs Frazzle Frazzle. Those are my eyelishes. But that's a

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01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: new trend that I'm like, Okay, I'll get into this.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm going to get an ivy like all

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01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: these l A things. I would not be getting an

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01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: ivy right now if it wasn't for my vocal coach.

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01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 1: He was like, you need to do an ivy of

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Speaker 1: vitamin C and hydro clued uth out like whatever. It's

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01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: just like it never ends what you need to do

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01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: out here for treatments. I mean it is it would

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Speaker 1: never end to try to like go for youth. I

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Speaker 1: guess I don't know, Like when does it end when

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Speaker 1: you die? I guess I don't know. It's I can't wait,

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Speaker 1: but you can't give up until you die. I guess

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Speaker 1: it's a thing like as a woman, it's just it's

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Speaker 1: so sad. And when you watch Love is Blind sing Zenub,

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Speaker 1: it's like, you're just like, you're so beautiful, you look

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01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: so good and she's just like hiding her face and

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01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 1: she has makeup on, and every time he compliments her,

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Speaker 1: she's like, well, it's because I have makeup on. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm such a zenub. Like

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Speaker 1: I just can't accept you know. There, it's it's day

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Speaker 1: to day for sure, and it's based on your period

1281
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: and it's based on all those things, your hormones. But um,

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Speaker 1: it sucks that we all just can't. The other day,

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Speaker 1: I did have an epiphany where I was in the

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Speaker 1: shower and I wasn't loving my body. I was like, God,

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01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: you're feeling things are going to be tight today. You

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01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: just know it's one of those days. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: but I have a body that works, and I was

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Speaker 1: just like, okay, just like I can stand in a shower,

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01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't need to be worried about slipping when I

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01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: get out, I my my feet don't hurt to walk

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01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: on like I I just started kind of going through

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Speaker 1: the list of things of like, you know, and even

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Speaker 1: even though this is mean, I chose someone that I

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01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: would not want to look like, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what if I was them? How would I feel today? Like?

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Speaker 1: How grateful would I be if I were them? And

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01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 1: then I snapped my fingers and I had this, And

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Speaker 1: I know that's not the nicest thing to compare yourself

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Speaker 1: like in other ways, for whatever reason, for me, that

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01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,919
Speaker 1: really helps because I was like, I think I'm always

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Speaker 1: comparing myself to Kendall Jenner. That's like the ideal body type. Long, lean,

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Speaker 1: no fat anywhere, tiny waist, hips but not too much hips,

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Speaker 1: long like little deer legs, like long neck, just perfect

1304
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Speaker 1: angular face. That's always what I'm comparing myself too. But

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Speaker 1: what if I was like, wow, if I what if

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Speaker 1: I was a different size, that I would or a

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Speaker 1: different shape or whatever or like. And then I go,

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Speaker 1: if I saw my fingers and got this body, I

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Speaker 1: would be so fucking happy. I would be like, well

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Speaker 1: like and then I was able to have a little

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Speaker 1: bit more confidence throughout the day. But it's just it's hard,

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Speaker 1: and that's just the way, and don't come at me

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Speaker 1: and be like Nikki, you like said that being fats bad.

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Speaker 1: I did not say that. I did not say that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying, don't Taylor swift me. I'm saying that

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Speaker 1: society says fat is bad, and that is etched into

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Speaker 1: my brain and it tells me that I get less

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Speaker 1: things in life and I get less opportunities if I'm fat,

1319
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: because that's the truth. That's the way it is, and

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Speaker 1: until it changes, that is the way I am going

1321
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: to operate around. And it sucks. And I don't judge

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Speaker 1: you if you're fat. I don't think there's anything wrong

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Speaker 1: with you. That's just what society tells us. So please

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Speaker 1: don't come at me. And I love all of you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry that it's the way it is. I

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Speaker 1: think you need to write something for your stand up

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Speaker 1: where you say long a lot because it's a funny.

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Speaker 1: It sounds funny when you're like long arms, long legs,

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Speaker 1: long long cola. Yeah. I just keep saying, I guess

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Speaker 1: that the most just got the most l A invite ever.

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Speaker 1: I just before we go to speaking of l A things, Hey, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Natalie and I collaborated and designed a collection of high

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Speaker 1: end robes. We are having an event to celebrate the

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Speaker 1: launch next week. To come how how I hope you

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Speaker 1: can make it feel free to bring friends. UM to

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Speaker 1: a brand of luxury robes that my friends started with

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend. UM shout out to Nick Vile and his

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Speaker 1: new brand of luxury robes. I wish I could go,

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Speaker 1: but I'm going to be out of town. UM, but

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Speaker 1: I love I love how l a that was. UM.

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Speaker 1: I just appreciated it. But I gotta go get my

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Speaker 1: I V Drip and then go do a podcast. UM.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing Trash Tuesday. Check it out. I think it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be out this Wen's this Thursday, so um or

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Speaker 1: I guess tomorrow um or next Tuesday. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Trash Tuesday with Annie Letterman and Esther and uh Kalila. Okay, UM,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys so so much for listening. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow with fans. Rex can't wait to hear from

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Speaker 1: you guys, and don't six