WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Private Jet For My Nervous Pet

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<v Speaker 1>All right, if you live in a stupid area, that

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<v Speaker 1>change the time. Hoof, you're dumb. Yeah, we're with you,

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<v Speaker 1>we live in that area. Yeah dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty Jeffrey, thank you for coming to the

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<v Speaker 2>Second Date podcast, and we're definitely feeling it this week.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna get through this all together with a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, gatorade too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that, especially when it's yeah, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>got for comments?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, pace and Eddie said, I just got

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<v Speaker 2>done with a fifteen mile walk.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, also love to show you guys keep it up.

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<v Speaker 3>So did you listen to us the whole time? That's

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<v Speaker 3>a long time. That's gotta be like an hour, at

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<v Speaker 3>least two hours. I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, here we go, brand new awkward Tuesday

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<v Speaker 2>phone call starts right now.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the biggest favor you've ever asked someone whoa tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>their car? Yeah, loan you money? Yeah, and rent out

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<v Speaker 3>their husband for a night.

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<v Speaker 1>Ohock, I mean, how do you get the money to

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<v Speaker 1>loan someone?

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<v Speaker 3>One of our listeners as the most important request she's

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<v Speaker 3>ever asked of anybody, and honestly, probably ninety nine percent

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<v Speaker 3>of people would laugh and just say no to this immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to kidney no, But how can we somehow

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<v Speaker 3>give her advice that's so good she will fall into

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<v Speaker 3>the one percent that actually gets a yes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a challenge, Jack, That is.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to find out if we can pull it

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<v Speaker 3>off in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,

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<v Speaker 3>it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 4>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>How does a woman get a man to do what

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<v Speaker 3>she wants? Oh, Brooke, what's your secret?

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<v Speaker 1>Never figured it out?

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I just dump them and move on if

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't work. Oh wow, okay, feed them?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh okay, No, no, I mean maybe yeah, bribe

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<v Speaker 3>them with food the internet because I look this up.

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<v Speaker 3>The internet suggests quote build him up through appreciation, respect,

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<v Speaker 3>and clear communication.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's nice. That just sounds like getting someone to

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<v Speaker 1>compromise with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's the healthy, boring way to get what

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<v Speaker 3>you want. But who wants to do that? Right right,

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<v Speaker 3>Alexis stop listening? Good? Yeah, but our listener, Lily is

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<v Speaker 3>at a crossroads right now where she's running out of

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<v Speaker 3>time and needs a guy, specifically one man to do

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<v Speaker 3>her a huge favor, and she's come to us seeking advice. So, Lily,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Heay, Okay, I'm curious what your favorite is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm moving across the country from Miami to Scottsdale,

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<v Speaker 4>of all places.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he cannot drive a movie van that far. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't want to drive. It's expensive. I'm a

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<v Speaker 4>single female. I don't want to stay at a bunch

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<v Speaker 4>of roadside motels. I just don't feel comfortable with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it. You'd rather pay a moving company. You fly,

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<v Speaker 3>they ship it.

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<v Speaker 4>Not exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're sleeping. You're sleeping on the idea of roadside motels.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, they're actually way more fun than they

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<v Speaker 3>get portrayed in the media.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to tell you drive it around as

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<v Speaker 2>a single woman is really a great time. Oh there'll

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<v Speaker 2>be a point in your life where you have no

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<v Speaker 2>alone times and you'll long for the days of just

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<v Speaker 2>being by yourself in a car.

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<v Speaker 3>Brooks message of the day to all the single ladies,

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<v Speaker 3>get out on the roads by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>But Lily, you said you're not interested in that route.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? What's in your mind?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I have a dog that has anxiety. Oh a dog?

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<v Speaker 1>I am confused how all these pieces go together?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you can stop. I don't actually have a dog.

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<v Speaker 4>What I actually just wanted to see if that would work,

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<v Speaker 4>because I think I think I'm going to use that

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<v Speaker 4>as a way to get somebody to take me.

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<v Speaker 1>Take you where?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what are you talking about? You're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 3>be much more clear with us here.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm just about the move. And last weekend I

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<v Speaker 4>was out of the club with my girls and we

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<v Speaker 4>met this guy. And he's got a PJ.

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<v Speaker 1>A PG jet, Oh like PT cruiser or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you met a guy at a club that claims

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<v Speaker 2>to have a private jet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he has dogs, And so I made up my

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<v Speaker 4>dog like he doesn't exist. But I said that I

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<v Speaker 4>have a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, So I.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't feel like it was right time to ask him

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<v Speaker 4>since I just met If you would find me on

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<v Speaker 4>his PJ to Arizona.

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<v Speaker 3>That's definitely another two question.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure, you're gonna show up to his plane even

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<v Speaker 2>if he says yes, claiming you had a dog with.

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<v Speaker 3>No dog, Yah, sounds like she's just trying to get

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<v Speaker 3>the yes for the private jets. Yeah, at whatever costs

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<v Speaker 3>and reading will fall after.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I don't want to fight com merciall gross.

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<v Speaker 3>What not only like first place?

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<v Speaker 2>See, you want this guy to spend whatever it costs,

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<v Speaker 2>like thirty grand dude or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw t pain show the world that it costs

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<v Speaker 3>over one hundred brand to get a private jet from

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<v Speaker 3>like Atlanta to Scottsdale. That was one day.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how much they normally sas.

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<v Speaker 1>But you've met him once?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeh, yeah, so much.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just once, and I didn't feel like I

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<v Speaker 4>was comfortable asking after just meeting once.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so respectable. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just such a wild request, Like I wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 2>say yes to driving someone to an airport if I

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<v Speaker 2>already met them once.

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<v Speaker 3>But Brook, we're obligated to help out our listeners in

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<v Speaker 3>this segment, no matter if it's with a really serious

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<v Speaker 3>issue or with a total scam. We're here for the people,

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<v Speaker 3>and that includes hot selfish girls too, so let's not

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<v Speaker 3>be jelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm not against scamming super rich people with private jests.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I will say that because if we're

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<v Speaker 3>humoring this. He may literally have a property in airs

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<v Speaker 3>and go, oh yeah, I haven't checked on my vacation home.

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<v Speaker 4>In a while. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a win win. You're runn So can you do

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<v Speaker 3>you have any actual romantic interest in this man?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean maybe I would go on a date

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<v Speaker 4>if you was going to bring me on the private gay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that you have standards set for yourself and

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<v Speaker 3>there's lines that you definitely won't cross. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 3>where they are, but yes, you have them.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask does he know anything about your move?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that piece of this plan is kind of unsexy.

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<v Speaker 3>No show up with like two hundred pieces of luggage?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wait, you're not moving your stuff on the plane too,

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<v Speaker 1>are you?

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<v Speaker 4>As much as I can that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a ship.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh if it goes well, then maybe we can do

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<v Speaker 4>more trucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's nice. Faster, it's nicer. You get to have

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<v Speaker 3>company along the way that you don't hate. I love that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that would be perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So what is the advice that you're looking to

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<v Speaker 3>get from us? Then? With this call?

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<v Speaker 4>So, like, how do I ask him? What do I say?

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<v Speaker 2>He might?

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<v Speaker 3>But we do have our work cut out for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Alexis may even need to be a part of this

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<v Speaker 3>advice giving sessh call me crazy, but you might actually

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<v Speaker 3>be helpful here, because when we come back, we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to try to help Lily hitch a ride on a

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<v Speaker 3>guy's private jet, bringing along multiple suitcases so she can

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<v Speaker 3>move to Scottsdale without driving there, yaxes, That's what this

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<v Speaker 3>segment has come to. Look at us. It's your awkward

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<v Speaker 3>Tuesday phone call, and we're going to do it right

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<v Speaker 3>after this. Hold on, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Never in the history of

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<v Speaker 3>this show have we had a more dramatic request our listener.

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<v Speaker 3>Lily says she desperately needs our advice and if it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't work, sadly she'll have to fly commercial.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet people are screaming in their car in a

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<v Speaker 2>horror says they should be.

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<v Speaker 3>But what is she asking? Well, she's moving from Miami

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<v Speaker 3>to Scottsdale and does not want to drive cross country,

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't want to fly with the normies on Southwest either,

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<v Speaker 3>so instead she wants to hitch a ride on the

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<v Speaker 3>private jet of a dude that she just met hitch.

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<v Speaker 1>A ride with all her stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, as much as she can bring. They're already flying.

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<v Speaker 3>So what's the difference. I should mention in their initial

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<v Speaker 3>conversation they bonded over their dogs. His is real, hers

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<v Speaker 3>she made up. And this all happened just a few

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<v Speaker 3>days ago. So how do we get Lily on that plane?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your advice?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like you and this guy bonded over

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<v Speaker 2>the dog and your Your only solution is to lean

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<v Speaker 2>harder into the sob story about your dog's anxiety. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>make it sound really sad and pathetic, and let can

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<v Speaker 2>be your night and shining armor.

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<v Speaker 1>Who comes up with the idea to.

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<v Speaker 3>Fly you on a private jet to save you and

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<v Speaker 3>your dog can be asel in distress? Okay, okay, we

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<v Speaker 3>might have to lean into that. Jose, what do you

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<v Speaker 3>think you said? Make the dogs sound pathetic and we

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<v Speaker 3>can do that. Do you not realize we are at

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<v Speaker 3>a radio station. We can play dog sounds throughout the

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<v Speaker 3>call or to make the dog sound real.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have any right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Do we have any jet?

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<v Speaker 1>Want to play with me?

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<v Speaker 4>Thought?

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<v Speaker 3>That's kind of a crazy idea, but that's so perfect.

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<v Speaker 4>You like that? Do we have a.

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<v Speaker 1>More scary dogs are going to attack us.

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<v Speaker 4>That does sound like a big scary dog, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, if we need to prove your yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, we'll have the dog sounds loaded up just

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<v Speaker 3>in case you need them. But you have our advice, Lily.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna step away and let you call this get

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we got his name. What is his name?

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<v Speaker 4>My dog is princess, a princess.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's funny about the guy with the jet.

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<v Speaker 3>What's his name?

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<v Speaker 2>Scott sounds like a rich guysdale.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, we're gonna dial Scott and we'll see

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<v Speaker 3>if he answers, and hopefully you can get a free

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<v Speaker 3>ride on a PJ to beautiful Arizona.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go. Hello, Hey, Hey, how's it going.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Lily.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, Uh do I know you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. We met at the club last Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cool, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna have to be a little more specific. Remember

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<v Speaker 4>I was with the big group of women and we

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<v Speaker 4>were at your table. We all hung out and just

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<v Speaker 4>kind of hung out with you and your friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh yeah, are you you're the one to uh

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<v Speaker 3>who left her bathing?

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<v Speaker 4>Suit at my house. Oh no, that wasn't me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sorry, yeah, you know, I meet a lot of people,

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<v Speaker 3>so yeah, I get that.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, we talked about our dogs, and you told

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<v Speaker 4>me about your black lab and you told me how

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<v Speaker 4>cute he was and everything, and just showed me a picture.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I told you about my dog who has anxiety.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you, I'm okay. So what was your name again? Lily? Lily?

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<v Speaker 4>Lily Lily? Yeah, got it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I met more than one Lily that night,

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<v Speaker 4>but all good. Stuck, Uh, Princess, Sorry, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, that's princess. I think she heard your voice

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<v Speaker 4>and I think she likes you. Yeah, okay, that's no fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 2>She likes your this is this is cool.

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<v Speaker 4>You called, But I got a run.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of kind of a commercial property

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<v Speaker 1>deal here, so I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll catch up. Maybe i'll see at the club next weekend. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>actually that's the problem. I'm not going to be here anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean, So I got a new job

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<v Speaker 4>as a dancer in Scottsdale. Oh yeah, I love Scottsdale.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>I oh, princess down, stop stop, Oh god. She loves

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<v Speaker 4>Gotsdale too. Every time I mentioned Scottsdale, she loves it. Okay, Uh, well, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>good luck.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm sure we're gonna chat down the luck.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, wait, do you remember when I told you

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<v Speaker 4>the Princess hose anxiety. Sorry, she gets embarrassed when I

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<v Speaker 4>talk about it. Okay, So she can't make that long drive,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, from Florida all the way to Scottsdale. So,

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<v Speaker 4>and there's no way she can write commercial and her

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<v Speaker 4>anxiety would just be crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she look at that. Every time I talk about

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<v Speaker 4>about her anxiety. She just yeah, she she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 4>to fly commercial. It sounds like she's kind of wild. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 4>she just gets anxious when I talk about anxiety. And

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<v Speaker 4>I know that you mentioned you have a private jet.

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<v Speaker 4>I did. Well, you were in a conversation about it

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<v Speaker 4>with somebody else and I just overheard it at the table.

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<v Speaker 4>So where are you going with this? Well, I was

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<v Speaker 4>hoping that maybe because of Princess of Anxiety, that we

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<v Speaker 4>could catch a ride with you. Wait, you really thought

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<v Speaker 4>I had a private jet?

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<v Speaker 3>He made it up?

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<v Speaker 1>What is Dodge.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys at the club in Miami making stuff up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nobody else made up anything on this call.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, somebody tell me what the heck's going on here?

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<v Speaker 4>Looking up on him?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on first, Scott asked the question, he wants to

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<v Speaker 3>know what's going on. You're on the radio, Scott, with

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<v Speaker 3>a show called Brook and Jeffrey the Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and why.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a hard one day answer.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a lot of good questions, Scott, But basically

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<v Speaker 3>this is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. Lily is

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<v Speaker 3>a listener and needed our help having a difficult conversation

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<v Speaker 3>with you about cross country travel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know she was hoping to use your PJ.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you guys, it doesn't matter anymore. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 4>he doesn't even have a private jet.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hold on, Lily, Lily, let's not forget you weren't

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<v Speaker 3>necessarily one hundred percent truthful with him either. Princess down

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<v Speaker 3>talking to your owner right now.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no princess. I mean, I don't even have a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're just gonna tell him you don't even carey.

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<v Speaker 4>This?

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<v Speaker 3>And you're just like, what if his friend is a

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<v Speaker 3>private Yeah? Talking about one? So confused right now. Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>we were under the impression, all of us were that

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<v Speaker 3>you had a private jet, and Lily was hoping that

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<v Speaker 3>you could take her and help her move from Florida

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<v Speaker 3>to Arizona, make it a little easier on it.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted she wanted to use your private jet as

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<v Speaker 1>a U haul.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is so messed up. Yeah, no, you're not

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<v Speaker 4>even you're lying. It was just lie to everybody at

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<v Speaker 4>the club, Like you're not even you say you are, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>how are you lie about it? You lied about having

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<v Speaker 4>a dog. That's worse than lying about having a jet. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Scott, there's a dog, didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>You hear it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Those are sound effects. I don't have a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna fully blow it all right? Well, listen, Lily,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think this guy can help you with what

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<v Speaker 3>you're looking for. No, probably rich Like, were you on

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<v Speaker 3>vacation or what?

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<v Speaker 4>Like? You know what I don't know to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, Scott, I'm sorry that we did this

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<v Speaker 3>to you. Lily. This isn't going to work out. But

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<v Speaker 3>if you do find another dude in the next few

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<v Speaker 3>days who says he has a private jet, contact us.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely.

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<v Speaker 3>Will Brooke would love nothing more than to help you

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<v Speaker 3>get on some other guy's p.

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<v Speaker 4>J Oh, thank you guys so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that private jet after private jest. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this may work really well.

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<v Speaker 3>Textan, do you have a private jet?

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<v Speaker 4>Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Have your assistant texting.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey in the morning. It's amazing how quickly you can

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<v Speaker 3>go from I think I really like him and might

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<v Speaker 3>even consider dating him to hang up on the guy

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<v Speaker 3>he's a liar in.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if she ever said she really liked him,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah exaggeration, Yeah, I think that. Yeah, she was pretty

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<v Speaker 2>forthright and liking just the opportunity to use his private jet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, so it didn't work out. I do hope

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<v Speaker 3>that she does find a ride though, on a jet

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<v Speaker 3>or on a yacht or some fancy mode of transportation

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<v Speaker 3>that doesn't get her in her fake dog all ink.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know more about him too, because he

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<v Speaker 2>was all fake too, like they may have been a

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<v Speaker 2>perfect couple. Guys, she is going to be in a

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<v Speaker 2>U haul listening to this podcasts, is what's going to

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<v Speaker 2>end up happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, some poor other guys driving. No, No, it's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be driving herself.

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<v Speaker 1>Your time to shine girl. You can do this.

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<v Speaker 3>You got this slowly, but honestly, you should probably get

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<v Speaker 3>Princess into some obedience classes because she was not acting

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<v Speaker 3>very princeless like during your call. You're trying to make

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of stomps on that road trip.

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<v Speaker 1>You're real heavy with that sound effect.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, try to make it believable. Maybe, yeah, maybe win overboard.

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<v Speaker 3>We could have done a smaller dog, Yeah, probably, we

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<v Speaker 3>have what we worked with. Those are the sound effects

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<v Speaker 3>in our system. But you know what, we can always

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<v Speaker 3>try to help out any listeners with their fake pets.

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<v Speaker 3>Email the show. We'll load up the sound effects and

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