Speaker 1: All right, if you live in a stupid area, that
Speaker 1: change the time. Hoof, you're dumb. Yeah, we're with you,
Speaker 1: we live in that area. Yeah dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty Jeffrey, thank you for coming to the
Speaker 2: Second Date podcast, and we're definitely feeling it this week.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna get through this all together with a
Speaker 2: brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: Yes, gatorade too.
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, pace and Eddie said, I just got
Speaker 2: done with a fifteen mile walk.
Speaker 3: Well, also love to show you guys keep it up.
Speaker 3: So did you listen to us the whole time? That's
Speaker 3: a long time. That's gotta be like an hour, at
Speaker 3: least two hours. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, here we go, brand new awkward Tuesday
Speaker 2: phone call starts right now.
Speaker 3: What's the biggest favor you've ever asked someone whoa tomorrow
Speaker 3: their car? Yeah, loan you money? Yeah, and rent out
Speaker 3: their husband for a night.
Speaker 1: Ohock, I mean, how do you get the money to
Speaker 1: loan someone?
Speaker 3: One of our listeners as the most important request she's
Speaker 3: ever asked of anybody, and honestly, probably ninety nine percent
Speaker 3: of people would laugh and just say no to this immediately.
Speaker 3: You want to kidney no, But how can we somehow
Speaker 3: give her advice that's so good she will fall into
Speaker 3: the one percent that actually gets a yes.
Speaker 1: That's a challenge, Jack, That is.
Speaker 3: We're going to find out if we can pull it
Speaker 3: off in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
Speaker 3: it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 4: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: How does a woman get a man to do what
Speaker 3: she wants? Oh, Brooke, what's your secret?
Speaker 1: Never figured it out?
Speaker 2: That's why I just dump them and move on if
Speaker 2: it doesn't work. Oh wow, okay, feed them?
Speaker 3: Oh oh okay, No, no, I mean maybe yeah, bribe
Speaker 3: them with food the internet because I look this up.
Speaker 3: The internet suggests quote build him up through appreciation, respect,
Speaker 3: and clear communication.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. That just sounds like getting someone to
Speaker 1: compromise with you.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the healthy, boring way to get what
Speaker 3: you want. But who wants to do that? Right right,
Speaker 3: Alexis stop listening? Good? Yeah, but our listener, Lily is
Speaker 3: at a crossroads right now where she's running out of
Speaker 3: time and needs a guy, specifically one man to do
Speaker 3: her a huge favor, and she's come to us seeking advice. So, Lily,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 1: Heay, Okay, I'm curious what your favorite is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 4: So I'm moving across the country from Miami to Scottsdale,
Speaker 4: of all places.
Speaker 1: Okay, he cannot drive a movie van that far. I
Speaker 1: don't think.
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to drive. It's expensive. I'm a
Speaker 4: single female. I don't want to stay at a bunch
Speaker 4: of roadside motels. I just don't feel comfortable with that.
Speaker 3: Got it. You'd rather pay a moving company. You fly,
Speaker 3: they ship it.
Speaker 4: Not exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're sleeping. You're sleeping on the idea of roadside motels.
Speaker 3: By the way, they're actually way more fun than they
Speaker 3: get portrayed in the media.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to tell you drive it around as
Speaker 2: a single woman is really a great time. Oh there'll
Speaker 2: be a point in your life where you have no
Speaker 2: alone times and you'll long for the days of just
Speaker 2: being by yourself in a car.
Speaker 3: Brooks message of the day to all the single ladies,
Speaker 3: get out on the roads by yourself.
Speaker 1: Seriously interesting.
Speaker 3: But Lily, you said you're not interested in that route.
Speaker 3: What's going on? What's in your mind?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a dog that has anxiety. Oh a dog?
Speaker 1: I am confused how all these pieces go together?
Speaker 4: Okay, you can stop. I don't actually have a dog.
Speaker 4: What I actually just wanted to see if that would work,
Speaker 4: because I think I think I'm going to use that
Speaker 4: as a way to get somebody to take me.
Speaker 1: Take you where?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about? You're gonna have to
Speaker 3: be much more clear with us here.
Speaker 4: So I'm just about the move. And last weekend I
Speaker 4: was out of the club with my girls and we
Speaker 4: met this guy. And he's got a PJ.
Speaker 1: A PG jet, Oh like PT cruiser or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, you met a guy at a club that claims
Speaker 2: to have a private jet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he has dogs, And so I made up my
Speaker 4: dog like he doesn't exist. But I said that I
Speaker 4: have a dog.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So I.
Speaker 4: Didn't feel like it was right time to ask him
Speaker 4: since I just met If you would find me on
Speaker 4: his PJ to Arizona.
Speaker 3: That's definitely another two question.
Speaker 2: For sure, you're gonna show up to his plane even
Speaker 2: if he says yes, claiming you had a dog with.
Speaker 3: No dog, Yah, sounds like she's just trying to get
Speaker 3: the yes for the private jets. Yeah, at whatever costs
Speaker 3: and reading will fall after.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to fight com merciall gross.
Speaker 3: What not only like first place?
Speaker 2: See, you want this guy to spend whatever it costs,
Speaker 2: like thirty grand dude or whatever.
Speaker 3: I saw t pain show the world that it costs
Speaker 3: over one hundred brand to get a private jet from
Speaker 3: like Atlanta to Scottsdale. That was one day.
Speaker 2: I don't know how much they normally sas.
Speaker 1: But you've met him once?
Speaker 3: Yeh, yeah, so much.
Speaker 4: It was just once, and I didn't feel like I
Speaker 4: was comfortable asking after just meeting once.
Speaker 3: That's so respectable. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: It's just such a wild request, Like I wouldn't even
Speaker 2: say yes to driving someone to an airport if I
Speaker 2: already met them once.
Speaker 3: But Brook, we're obligated to help out our listeners in
Speaker 3: this segment, no matter if it's with a really serious
Speaker 3: issue or with a total scam. We're here for the people,
Speaker 3: and that includes hot selfish girls too, so let's not
Speaker 3: be jelly.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not against scamming super rich people with private jests.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I will say that because if we're
Speaker 3: humoring this. He may literally have a property in airs
Speaker 3: and go, oh yeah, I haven't checked on my vacation home.
Speaker 4: In a while. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: It's a win win. You're runn So can you do
Speaker 3: you have any actual romantic interest in this man?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean maybe I would go on a date
Speaker 4: if you was going to bring me on the private gay.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I like that you have standards set for yourself and
Speaker 3: there's lines that you definitely won't cross. I'm not sure
Speaker 3: where they are, but yes, you have them.
Speaker 2: Can I just ask does he know anything about your move?
Speaker 2: Because that piece of this plan is kind of unsexy.
Speaker 3: No show up with like two hundred pieces of luggage?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, you're not moving your stuff on the plane too,
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 4: As much as I can that.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a ship.
Speaker 4: Oh if it goes well, then maybe we can do
Speaker 4: more trucks.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice. Faster, it's nicer. You get to have
Speaker 3: company along the way that you don't hate. I love that.
Speaker 4: I think that would be perfect.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what is the advice that you're looking to
Speaker 3: get from us? Then? With this call?
Speaker 4: So, like, how do I ask him? What do I say?
Speaker 2: He might?
Speaker 3: But we do have our work cut out for us.
Speaker 3: Alexis may even need to be a part of this
Speaker 3: advice giving sessh call me crazy, but you might actually
Speaker 3: be helpful here, because when we come back, we're going
Speaker 3: to try to help Lily hitch a ride on a
Speaker 3: guy's private jet, bringing along multiple suitcases so she can
Speaker 3: move to Scottsdale without driving there, yaxes, That's what this
Speaker 3: segment has come to. Look at us. It's your awkward
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call, and we're going to do it right
Speaker 3: after this. Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Never in the history of
Speaker 3: this show have we had a more dramatic request our listener.
Speaker 3: Lily says she desperately needs our advice and if it
Speaker 3: doesn't work, sadly she'll have to fly commercial.
Speaker 2: I bet people are screaming in their car in a
Speaker 2: horror says they should be.
Speaker 3: But what is she asking? Well, she's moving from Miami
Speaker 3: to Scottsdale and does not want to drive cross country,
Speaker 3: doesn't want to fly with the normies on Southwest either,
Speaker 3: so instead she wants to hitch a ride on the
Speaker 3: private jet of a dude that she just met hitch.
Speaker 1: A ride with all her stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as much as she can bring. They're already flying.
Speaker 3: So what's the difference. I should mention in their initial
Speaker 3: conversation they bonded over their dogs. His is real, hers
Speaker 3: she made up. And this all happened just a few
Speaker 3: days ago. So how do we get Lily on that plane?
Speaker 3: What's your advice?
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like you and this guy bonded over
Speaker 2: the dog and your Your only solution is to lean
Speaker 2: harder into the sob story about your dog's anxiety. You know,
Speaker 2: make it sound really sad and pathetic, and let can
Speaker 2: be your night and shining armor.
Speaker 1: Who comes up with the idea to.
Speaker 3: Fly you on a private jet to save you and
Speaker 3: your dog can be asel in distress? Okay, okay, we
Speaker 3: might have to lean into that. Jose, what do you
Speaker 3: think you said? Make the dogs sound pathetic and we
Speaker 3: can do that. Do you not realize we are at
Speaker 3: a radio station. We can play dog sounds throughout the
Speaker 3: call or to make the dog sound real.
Speaker 1: Do we have any right now?
Speaker 3: Do we have any jet?
Speaker 1: Want to play with me?
Speaker 4: Thought?
Speaker 3: That's kind of a crazy idea, but that's so perfect.
Speaker 4: You like that? Do we have a.
Speaker 1: More scary dogs are going to attack us.
Speaker 4: That does sound like a big scary dog, but it's
Speaker 4: a dog.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if we need to prove your yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, we'll have the dog sounds loaded up just
Speaker 3: in case you need them. But you have our advice, Lily.
Speaker 3: We're gonna step away and let you call this get
Speaker 3: I don't think we got his name. What is his name?
Speaker 4: My dog is princess, a princess.
Speaker 1: That's what's funny about the guy with the jet.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 2: Scott sounds like a rich guysdale.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we're gonna dial Scott and we'll see
Speaker 3: if he answers, and hopefully you can get a free
Speaker 3: ride on a PJ to beautiful Arizona.
Speaker 4: Here we go. Hello, Hey, Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 3: This is Lily.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Uh do I know you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah. We met at the club last Saturday.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to be a little more specific. Remember
Speaker 4: I was with the big group of women and we
Speaker 4: were at your table. We all hung out and just
Speaker 4: kind of hung out with you and your friend.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, are you you're the one to uh
Speaker 3: who left her bathing?
Speaker 4: Suit at my house. Oh no, that wasn't me.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, yeah, you know, I meet a lot of people,
Speaker 3: so yeah, I get that.
Speaker 4: You know, we talked about our dogs, and you told
Speaker 4: me about your black lab and you told me how
Speaker 4: cute he was and everything, and just showed me a picture.
Speaker 4: And then I told you about my dog who has anxiety.
Speaker 4: Oh you, I'm okay. So what was your name again? Lily? Lily?
Speaker 4: Lily Lily? Yeah, got it?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't you know what.
Speaker 4: I think I met more than one Lily that night,
Speaker 4: but all good. Stuck, Uh, Princess, Sorry, what's going on?
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, that's princess. I think she heard your voice
Speaker 4: and I think she likes you. Yeah, okay, that's no fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 2: She likes your this is this is cool.
Speaker 4: You called, But I got a run.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of kind of a commercial property
Speaker 1: deal here, so I don't know why.
Speaker 4: We'll catch up. Maybe i'll see at the club next weekend. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 4: actually that's the problem. I'm not going to be here anymore.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, So I got a new job
Speaker 4: as a dancer in Scottsdale. Oh yeah, I love Scottsdale.
Speaker 2: Do you that's awesome.
Speaker 4: I oh, princess down, stop stop, Oh god. She loves
Speaker 4: Gotsdale too. Every time I mentioned Scottsdale, she loves it. Okay, Uh, well, hey,
Speaker 4: good luck.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure we're gonna chat down the luck.
Speaker 4: Hold on, wait, do you remember when I told you
Speaker 4: the Princess hose anxiety. Sorry, she gets embarrassed when I
Speaker 4: talk about it. Okay, So she can't make that long drive,
Speaker 4: you know, from Florida all the way to Scottsdale. So,
Speaker 4: and there's no way she can write commercial and her
Speaker 4: anxiety would just be crazy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she look at that. Every time I talk about
Speaker 4: about her anxiety. She just yeah, she she doesn't want
Speaker 4: to fly commercial. It sounds like she's kind of wild. Yeah. No,
Speaker 4: she just gets anxious when I talk about anxiety. And
Speaker 4: I know that you mentioned you have a private jet.
Speaker 4: I did. Well, you were in a conversation about it
Speaker 4: with somebody else and I just overheard it at the table.
Speaker 4: So where are you going with this? Well, I was
Speaker 4: hoping that maybe because of Princess of Anxiety, that we
Speaker 4: could catch a ride with you. Wait, you really thought
Speaker 4: I had a private jet?
Speaker 3: He made it up?
Speaker 1: What is Dodge.
Speaker 3: Guys at the club in Miami making stuff up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody else made up anything on this call.
Speaker 4: Okay, somebody tell me what the heck's going on here?
Speaker 4: Looking up on him?
Speaker 3: Hold on first, Scott asked the question, he wants to
Speaker 3: know what's going on. You're on the radio, Scott, with
Speaker 3: a show called Brook and Jeffrey the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, and why.
Speaker 1: That is a hard one day answer.
Speaker 3: You have a lot of good questions, Scott, But basically
Speaker 3: this is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. Lily is
Speaker 3: a listener and needed our help having a difficult conversation
Speaker 3: with you about cross country travel.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know she was hoping to use your PJ.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, it doesn't matter anymore. It sounds like
Speaker 4: he doesn't even have a private jet.
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, Lily, Lily, let's not forget you weren't
Speaker 3: necessarily one hundred percent truthful with him either. Princess down
Speaker 3: talking to your owner right now.
Speaker 4: There's no princess. I mean, I don't even have a dog.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're just gonna tell him you don't even carey.
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 3: And you're just like, what if his friend is a
Speaker 3: private Yeah? Talking about one? So confused right now. Okay, listen,
Speaker 3: we were under the impression, all of us were that
Speaker 3: you had a private jet, and Lily was hoping that
Speaker 3: you could take her and help her move from Florida
Speaker 3: to Arizona, make it a little easier on it.
Speaker 1: She wanted she wanted to use your private jet as
Speaker 1: a U haul.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is so messed up. Yeah, no, you're not
Speaker 4: even you're lying. It was just lie to everybody at
Speaker 4: the club, Like you're not even you say you are, Like,
Speaker 4: how are you lie about it? You lied about having
Speaker 4: a dog. That's worse than lying about having a jet. No,
Speaker 4: it's not.
Speaker 1: Scott, there's a dog, didn't.
Speaker 4: You hear it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Those are sound effects. I don't have a dog.
Speaker 3: You're gonna fully blow it all right? Well, listen, Lily,
Speaker 3: I don't think this guy can help you with what
Speaker 3: you're looking for. No, probably rich Like, were you on
Speaker 3: vacation or what?
Speaker 4: Like? You know what I don't know to tell you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Scott, I'm sorry that we did this
Speaker 3: to you. Lily. This isn't going to work out. But
Speaker 3: if you do find another dude in the next few
Speaker 3: days who says he has a private jet, contact us.
Speaker 2: I definitely.
Speaker 3: Will Brooke would love nothing more than to help you
Speaker 3: get on some other guy's p.
Speaker 4: J Oh, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: I would love that private jet after private jest. Yes,
Speaker 1: this may work really well.
Speaker 3: Textan, do you have a private jet?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 1: Have your assistant texting.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. It's amazing how quickly you can
Speaker 3: go from I think I really like him and might
Speaker 3: even consider dating him to hang up on the guy
Speaker 3: he's a liar in.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she ever said she really liked him,
Speaker 2: Yeah exaggeration, Yeah, I think that. Yeah, she was pretty
Speaker 2: forthright and liking just the opportunity to use his private jet.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, so it didn't work out. I do hope
Speaker 3: that she does find a ride though, on a jet
Speaker 3: or on a yacht or some fancy mode of transportation
Speaker 3: that doesn't get her in her fake dog all ink.
Speaker 2: I want to know more about him too, because he
Speaker 2: was all fake too, like they may have been a
Speaker 2: perfect couple. Guys, she is going to be in a
Speaker 2: U haul listening to this podcasts, is what's going to
Speaker 2: end up happening?
Speaker 3: Yeah, some poor other guys driving. No, No, it's going
Speaker 3: to be driving herself.
Speaker 1: Your time to shine girl. You can do this.
Speaker 3: You got this slowly, but honestly, you should probably get
Speaker 3: Princess into some obedience classes because she was not acting
Speaker 3: very princeless like during your call. You're trying to make
Speaker 3: a lot of stomps on that road trip.
Speaker 1: You're real heavy with that sound effect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, try to make it believable. Maybe, yeah, maybe win overboard.
Speaker 3: We could have done a smaller dog, Yeah, probably, we
Speaker 3: have what we worked with. Those are the sound effects
Speaker 3: in our system. But you know what, we can always
Speaker 3: try to help out any listeners with their fake pets.
Speaker 3: Email the show. We'll load up the sound effects and
Speaker 3: help you call whoever you need to call with an
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