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Speaker 3: What's the biggest favor you've ever asked someone whoa tomorrow

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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: How does a woman get a man to do what

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Speaker 3: The internet suggests quote build him up through appreciation, respect,

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're sleeping. You're sleeping on the idea of roadside motels.

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Speaker 4: So I'm just about the move. And last weekend I

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Speaker 2: It's just such a wild request, Like I wouldn't even

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Speaker 2: Can I just ask does he know anything about your move?

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Speaker 1: Do we have any right now?

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Speaker 3: Do we have any jet?

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Speaker 1: Want to play with me?

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Speaker 4: Thought?

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Speaker 3: That's kind of a crazy idea, but that's so perfect.

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Speaker 4: You like that? Do we have a.

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Speaker 1: More scary dogs are going to attack us.

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Speaker 4: That does sound like a big scary dog, but it's

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Speaker 3: I don't think we got his name. What is his name?

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Speaker 4: My dog is princess, a princess.

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Speaker 1: That's what's funny about the guy with the jet.

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Speaker 2: Scott sounds like a rich guysdale.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, we're gonna dial Scott and we'll see

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Speaker 4: Here we go. Hello, Hey, Hey, how's it going.

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Speaker 3: This is Lily.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. We met at the club last Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, are you you're the one to uh

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Speaker 3: who left her bathing?

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Speaker 4: Suit at my house. Oh no, that wasn't me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, yeah, you know, I meet a lot of people,

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Speaker 4: You know, we talked about our dogs, and you told

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Speaker 4: And then I told you about my dog who has anxiety.

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Speaker 4: Oh you, I'm okay. So what was your name again? Lily? Lily?

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Speaker 4: Lily Lily? Yeah, got it?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't you know what.

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Speaker 4: I think I met more than one Lily that night,

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Speaker 4: but all good. Stuck, Uh, Princess, Sorry, what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, that's princess. I think she heard your voice

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Speaker 2: She likes your this is this is cool.

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Speaker 4: You called, But I got a run.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of kind of a commercial property

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Speaker 4: What do you mean, So I got a new job

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Speaker 4: as a dancer in Scottsdale. Oh yeah, I love Scottsdale.

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Speaker 4: I oh, princess down, stop stop, Oh god. She loves

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Speaker 4: Gotsdale too. Every time I mentioned Scottsdale, she loves it. Okay, Uh, well, hey,

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Speaker 4: good luck.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, wait, do you remember when I told you

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Speaker 4: the Princess hose anxiety. Sorry, she gets embarrassed when I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she look at that. Every time I talk about

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Speaker 4: I know that you mentioned you have a private jet.

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Speaker 4: I did. Well, you were in a conversation about it

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Speaker 4: So where are you going with this? Well, I was

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Speaker 4: hoping that maybe because of Princess of Anxiety, that we

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Speaker 3: He made it up?

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Speaker 1: What is Dodge.

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Speaker 3: Guys at the club in Miami making stuff up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody else made up anything on this call.

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Speaker 4: Okay, somebody tell me what the heck's going on here?

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Speaker 4: Looking up on him?

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Speaker 3: Hold on first, Scott asked the question, he wants to

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Speaker 4: Okay, and why.

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Speaker 1: That is a hard one day answer.

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Speaker 3: You have a lot of good questions, Scott, But basically

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Speaker 3: this is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. Lily is

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Speaker 3: with you about cross country travel.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know she was hoping to use your PJ.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, it doesn't matter anymore. It sounds like

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Speaker 3: Well, hold on, Lily, Lily, let's not forget you weren't

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Speaker 4: There's no princess. I mean, I don't even have a dog.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're just gonna tell him you don't even carey.

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Speaker 4: This?

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Speaker 3: And you're just like, what if his friend is a

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Speaker 3: private Yeah? Talking about one? So confused right now. Okay, listen,

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Speaker 3: we were under the impression, all of us were that

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Speaker 1: She wanted she wanted to use your private jet as

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Speaker 1: a U haul.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that is so messed up. Yeah, no, you're not

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Speaker 4: even you're lying. It was just lie to everybody at

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Speaker 4: how are you lie about it? You lied about having

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Speaker 4: a dog. That's worse than lying about having a jet. No,

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Speaker 4: it's not.

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Speaker 1: Scott, there's a dog, didn't.

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Speaker 4: You hear it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Those are sound effects. I don't have a dog.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna fully blow it all right? Well, listen, Lily,

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Speaker 3: I don't think this guy can help you with what

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Speaker 3: you're looking for. No, probably rich Like, were you on

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Speaker 4: Like? You know what I don't know to tell you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Scott, I'm sorry that we did this

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Speaker 3: to you. Lily. This isn't going to work out. But

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Speaker 2: I definitely.

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Speaker 3: Will Brooke would love nothing more than to help you

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Speaker 3: get on some other guy's p.

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Speaker 4: J Oh, thank you guys so much.

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Speaker 1: I would love that private jet after private jest. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this may work really well.

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Speaker 3: Textan, do you have a private jet?

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Speaker 4: Ye?

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Speaker 1: Have your assistant texting.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. It's amazing how quickly you can

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Speaker 3: go from I think I really like him and might

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Speaker 3: he's a liar in.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she ever said she really liked him,

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Speaker 2: Yeah exaggeration, Yeah, I think that. Yeah, she was pretty

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, so it didn't work out. I do hope

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Speaker 3: that doesn't get her in her fake dog all ink.

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Speaker 2: I want to know more about him too, because he

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Speaker 2: U haul listening to this podcasts, is what's going to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some poor other guys driving. No, No, it's going

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Speaker 1: Your time to shine girl. You can do this.

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Speaker 3: You got this slowly, but honestly, you should probably get

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Speaker 3: Princess into some obedience classes because she was not acting

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Speaker 3: very princeless like during your call. You're trying to make

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Speaker 3: a lot of stomps on that road trip.

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Speaker 1: You're real heavy with that sound effect.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, try to make it believable. Maybe, yeah, maybe win overboard.

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Speaker 3: We could have done a smaller dog, Yeah, probably, we

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Speaker 3: try to help out any listeners with their fake pets.

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Speaker 3: Email the show. We'll load up the sound effects and

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Speaker 3: help you call whoever you need to call with an

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