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Speaker 1: Ubiles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? I do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sweet?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: I was at this conference and uh, they were gonna

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Speaker 2: have a big presentation, but there was a little bit

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Speaker 2: of downtime. I went to the restroom and I'm a

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Speaker 2: I'm a happy guy. So I was using the handicapped

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Speaker 2: toilet and uh, I don't know. New video game came out,

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Speaker 2: new phone games. So about forty minutes go by for

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Speaker 2: I don't realize how much time it's gonna buy. All

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, so many knocks on the door of

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Speaker 2: the stall, and I said occupied, I use my man boy,

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Speaker 2: and they knocked again, and I say occupied, And I

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Speaker 2: looked down and I can see the shadow of a wheelchairs.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, and so I hurry up, finished my business.

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Speaker 2: Opened the door and this woman is helping her one

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Speaker 2: legged husband stand and in the urinal on the other wall.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wow, I said, ma'am, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: Nobody was in here. Whenever I came in. He said,

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Speaker 2: it's okay. I think we've got it. Make matters worse.

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Speaker 2: I could see the man's hat and he was a veteran. Oh, so, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's my dirty little secret. I made up one legged.

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Speaker 4: Man, and I would have limped out of that stall.

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Speaker 4: I would have just been like, I would not have

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Speaker 4: taken it on. I would have fallen down maybe at

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Speaker 4: the sink. I would have gone every way I could

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Speaker 4: go except to apologize.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a good scar?

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Speaker 2: When I was Whenever I was leaving, there were a

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Speaker 2: lot of guys who were just staring at me because

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Speaker 2: they knew what I did.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, shag follow up question, have you ever

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Speaker 5: used the handicapped all again?

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Speaker 2: Oh? All the time?

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I just I'm not gonna worry about playing a video game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for honest your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. You're honest, all right, I have a

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Speaker 1: good Hey, what's up is the jubil shows dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: You have one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So my dirty little secret is I've actually stolen toilet

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Speaker 3: paper from my job.

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Speaker 1: Well that was a regular occurrence for me in college.

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Speaker 1: I still do.

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Speaker 3: No Like I'm I'm in I'm in charge of like

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Speaker 3: ordering it for the office, Like I order a bunch

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Speaker 3: of office supplies, and I like purposely like order myself

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Speaker 3: some and like some other stuff, but mostly toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just a perk of the job. Did they

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Speaker 1: get fancy toilet paper at your job?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean I choose it, so yeah. Exer

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Speaker 5: plus Yeah that's nice. Toilet papers expensive days, Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: Well that's a good dirty little secret. Could be a

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Speaker 1: crappy yeah, thank you, thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: turney little secret, really bad joke. You're welcome. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret.