1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and I tried 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: to eat healthy this weekend, but then I remembered I 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: don't want to. That's my choice. 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 2: You can do that. 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 1: And the four chocolate muffins I ate this morning are 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: hitting me right now, just in time for What's on 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: your Mind? I feel good. This is where we go 8 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,799 Speaker 1: around the room and talk about all the bad choices 9 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: that we've made in life and pretend that we're totally okay. 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: Starting with Brook Brook, What's on your Mind? 11 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 3: It was a good intro, jeff because you know me 12 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 3: and the freeway laws. I use laws loosely. I don't 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 3: really like roadway restrictions such as speed. 14 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 4: Limits or are you right now? 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 3: Are you emergency vehicles on closed bridges? 16 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: Brook pulls in front of the emergency vehicles. She escorts them. 17 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 3: What would you do this morning? 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 2: I got hold over. 19 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: You. 20 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 3: Yes, this officer approached the window, and I swear he's 21 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 3: like twenty years old. He looks like he's playing dress 22 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:10,839 Speaker 3: up in one. 23 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 2: Of those trooper hats. 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 4: Yeah. 25 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 3: He asked me why I was speeding, and so I 26 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 3: thought maybe he'd be a listener to the show. So 27 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 3: I get the I am so sorry, I was just 28 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,839 Speaker 3: on my way to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 29 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 4: You guys, Blake stare. 30 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And then I knew immediately that this is 31 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 3: a gen z or. He doesn't know what the radio. 32 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 4: Is, right, he doesn't know what a dial is find us. 33 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like radio. 34 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 4: I love that movie. 35 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 3: I should have said a podcast. Yeah, I will say, 36 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 3: he did give me a ticket, but. 37 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: You are going to it in court? 38 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 4: Well, I was thinking about that. Does AI help with 39 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 4: court tickets? 40 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: I don't know. 41 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 3: Maybe it's smarter than I am. 42 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 1: If you go to court, the judge will recognize who 43 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: you are. They can't be twenty years old. They're eighty. 44 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: And that's right in our demose. What's been on your mind? 45 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 4: Well, recently I told the show that I've given up 46 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 4: on dating for the moment, right right, Yeah, And once 47 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 4: I said it, I started getting dms from old flings 48 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 4: in the past. 49 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 3: That's how it all is. 50 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 4: Not for the reason you guys are thinking, what a 51 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 4: lot of them hit me up to be my wing woman, 52 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 4: which is so weird, right to Like one girl from 53 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 4: my past she has a boyfriend now, but she tells 54 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,359 Speaker 4: me she has a ton of like cute single friends. 55 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 4: And she was at a party recently and they all 56 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 4: started talking about second date updates in the show and 57 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 4: she's like, oh my. 58 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 3: God, I know him so officers. 59 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 4: Yeah, So she tells me, I'm having a rooftop party 60 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 4: with ten girls coming over. 61 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: We need guys. 62 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 4: They all are excited to meet you. 63 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: Do you want to hang out tonight? 64 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 4: I had to stream we got I'm. 65 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 2: Sorry, sis, you're streaming community. 66 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 3: What understand that you're trying to put yourself out there 67 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 3: and maybe find some. 68 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 4: Love, you know, It's why I didn't tell them. Then 69 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 4: another girl slide to my DNS who is married, but 70 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 4: she comes to like a lot of my comedy shows. Okay, 71 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 4: she starts sending me links to a bunch of different 72 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,080 Speaker 4: events around the city. She's inviting me to things too. 73 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 4: She's like, look, there's some single mixers. There's even an 74 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 4: escape room. I don't know escape rooms were a thing 75 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 4: to meet women. 76 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,119 Speaker 3: If you lock yourself in the room, the woman. 77 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 4: I think of that, that's creepy. Anyway, I appreciate people's 78 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 4: concerned on my love life. I seriously just so busy 79 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,839 Speaker 4: with working in my career and my future focus right now. 80 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 4: That dating window is closed, all right, but it is 81 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 4: unbelievable to know that I have a team of women 82 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 4: throughout the city willing to help me when I'm ready 83 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 4: for it. 84 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 3: Don't you know, women, if you tell us we can't 85 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 3: do something, we're gonna want to do it. 86 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: I mean, they don't want to do it, They want 87 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: to set you up with somebody else. Yeah, yeah, alexis 88 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: what's been on your mind? 89 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: Now that my friends are like starting to have kids. 90 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 2: You know, I've been hanging out with little kids more 91 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 2: with them, and I have realized how absolutely disgusting kids are. 92 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 93 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,559 Speaker 2: I have spent way too much time at the parks lately, 94 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 2: and especially water pads. 95 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 3: It's like a splash pad is what it's actually called. 96 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 3: It's like they used to have kiddie pools and now 97 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 3: they just have a park that has sprinklers and exactly like, 98 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 3: I have my hands in the water. 99 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, come over here, a kid, and I 100 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 2: quickly looked up to see a kid spitting a loogie 101 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 2: into my hands, to which I realized, don't put my 102 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,239 Speaker 2: hands actually in the water. 103 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 3: And there's so much glory in those things. I'm sure 104 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 3: it's bleaching your tail out. 105 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 2: Then you know I'm helping the kid up the play 106 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 2: thing to where I see all the kids licking the 107 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 2: play structures and every take over their mouth. I've been 108 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 2: supported by random kids water guns and stuff they have, 109 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 2: and then they love to take off their clothes and runner. 110 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love to just. 111 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 2: Be naked going down the slide naked. 112 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: Maybe not just kids though, that's some grown ups too. 113 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 2: Now when I see parents in the park, I'm like, 114 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 2: I feel for you. 115 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 4: You're going through it forward. 116 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,599 Speaker 2: No, no, no. 117 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 3: That's why you don't ever go to a park without 118 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:24,479 Speaker 3: hand sanitizer and baby wipes. All right, Jeffrey, what's on 119 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 3: your mind? 120 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 1: Well, I don't go out very much, but when I do, 121 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 1: it's usually to the grocery store. 122 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 4: That's his favorite club, it is. 123 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 1: And it got me thinking, I do have this new 124 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 1: strategy I've been using where I pick what line I 125 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: use for the checkout. 126 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:42,919 Speaker 3: Okay, my husband does this. 127 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: It's very calculated, yes, And I pick the one with 128 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: the oldest, most grizzled checkout person available because. 129 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 3: You're gonna have a good conversation, is that? Why? No? 130 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 1: No, no no, Because one, they know all of the 131 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 1: codes to the fruits and vegetables. Yeah, they've been there forever. 132 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: They're like cilantro. It's like the fastest or like a machine. 133 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: And then number two, they know how to pack grocery 134 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: bags like a boss. They've been through the wars, they 135 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: know how it all fits. 136 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, because grocery stores don't even have enough money to 137 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 3: hire baggers anymore. 138 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 4: No, so the. 139 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: Checkers do it themselves. But for some reason, my strategy 140 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: backfired this last time because I'm at the store and 141 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: I find this sweet old lady checker. I'm like, I'm 142 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: gonna use her. 143 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 2: She knows her. 144 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: Stuff, and she is the slowest scanner known to man. 145 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: Like if dial up Modem was a person, it was 146 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,200 Speaker 1: this woman. 147 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 3: But is it amazing when you hit those people? There 148 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 3: is no panic in their scan Yeah, they don't care 149 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 3: that the line is seven people deep. 150 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 4: It literally doesn't affect that. 151 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: It literally took me ten minutes to scan my groceries 152 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure i had under twelve items. And 153 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 1: so at the very end, she looks down at the 154 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,720 Speaker 1: long line and then she looks back at me and 155 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 1: she's like, do you want to bag your own? 156 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 3: Oh? 157 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: And I said, come on, you're doing it. You made 158 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: me stand here for ten minutes waiting for you. You 159 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 1: got to finish the job. 160 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 4: Jan, Why weren't you bagging while you were standing? 161 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 1: Because I was in awe of how slow she was going. 162 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: I was like motionless. 163 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 4: She was talking about the complaint. 164 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: He's writing, yes, well no, because she packed that bag 165 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: like a Tetris Champ. Definitely worth the wait and text 166 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 1: in to seven eighty five nine too, you could tell 167 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: us what's been on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey 168 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: in the morning 169 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.