Speaker 1: All right, Scott you ready.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm ready to love and love.
Speaker 1: And love. It was indulgent in a beautiful way. Here
Speaker 1: it is China's first corgy police dog loses bonus over
Speaker 1: workplace misconduct.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, well, dog gone. Let's get into a
Speaker 2: brand new episode of the beautiful, wonderful and fantastic Bananas Podcast.
Speaker 3: Do world, would you be my jillion pieces.
Speaker 1: Guys, gus, non binary pals, Welcome to this episode of Bananas.
Speaker 1: I am Kurt brown Oler.
Speaker 2: That's Kurt Brown Oler. He's in a hotel room. I
Speaker 2: think somewhere I've been in a boy number two Scotti Landis.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast ever.
Speaker 2: Was that's all we do. We keep it silly twenty
Speaker 2: four to seven, three sixty. We take five days off
Speaker 2: and get really really serious about stuff. It is.
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's the first time I've been in
Speaker 1: Austin where I'm not drinking and it is yeah and so,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's a totally different city. First off,
Speaker 1: very sad at eight am, very trash strewn at eight am.
Speaker 1: I see, but but no, it's like a delight to
Speaker 1: be in a hotel room on tour and not feel
Speaker 1: slightly hungover.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my Yeah, my.
Speaker 1: Hotel is directly across the street from Cheer Up Charlie's,
Speaker 1: and Cheer Up Charlie's just goes all night long. It's
Speaker 1: just I had so the hotel provides me with a
Speaker 1: sound machine. Holiday and Express people, I'm a new big fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: big Holiday and Express provides you with a sound machine.
Speaker 1: I had my own sound machine, double sound machines, and
Speaker 1: turned up both as lap.
Speaker 2: As they could go.
Speaker 1: And I could still hear. I'm literally it's it's I
Speaker 1: could spit and hit Cheer Up Chartley's.
Speaker 2: Are you doing a show or a movie? What are
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm opening for Kumal He's well, yeah, record his new
Speaker 1: Hour in March, and so I've been on the road
Speaker 1: with him for the past like year or so. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a delight. It's so, I mean, like for me,
Speaker 1: it's a delight. I go, I just do twenty minutes
Speaker 1: of my absolutely best material that's not necessarily all new stuff.
Speaker 1: They don't have any idea.
Speaker 2: They don't care at all. Yeah, and then happy to
Speaker 2: see somebody. And then they see Kmale and they know
Speaker 2: that guy from Silicon Valley and they're like, we love
Speaker 2: that guy.
Speaker 1: We love that guy. Yeah and so yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we go out and have nice dinners.
Speaker 2: That's so fun it's funny. I Cheerup charlie Is. I
Speaker 2: know that place. But yeah. The best part about places
Speaker 2: like Cheerup Charlie's that play that utz music super late
Speaker 2: is they also serve food. And there's just something so
Speaker 2: funny about being trash and at a place that is
Speaker 2: so loud that you can feel your heart get knocked
Speaker 2: out a rhythm by the rhythm, and then eat a
Speaker 2: burger like that, to me is the funniest thing to be. Like,
Speaker 2: that's all I go down the street to a quiet
Speaker 2: place and eat. You got to keep the party going.
Speaker 1: It is so funny. Also, that was the thing like,
Speaker 1: so I was like, hmm, I was like, these sound
Speaker 1: machines aren't working. So then I had two pit like
Speaker 1: I was laying on my side, two pillows on the
Speaker 1: other side of my head, and so then there's no
Speaker 1: way sound is getting into my ears. But then I
Speaker 1: could feel the thump thump. Okay, you come from across
Speaker 1: the street.
Speaker 2: You really can. Well again, I'm proud of you for
Speaker 2: not folding and drinking because you could have drunk yourself
Speaker 2: into passing out. So you're staying strong, you're staying dry.
Speaker 2: I'm into it. I made some business cards here. I
Speaker 2: made a business card for when we tore it says
Speaker 2: I met Banana Boy number two. It was medium. If
Speaker 2: you want one of these, I made five hundred of them,
Speaker 2: And so wal Kurt and I do some live shows
Speaker 2: coming up. We have Our first show is in Phoenix
Speaker 2: on March twenty ninth at Stand Up Live at three pm.
Speaker 2: You can be home for appetizers, you can be home
Speaker 2: before dinner. So come on out and if you want
Speaker 2: a business card, I'll give you one.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. Will you just give them to everybody.
Speaker 2: Whoever wants won I don't care if they meet I
Speaker 2: mean you have to meet them. But other than that, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna hand up my business card, says I
Speaker 2: met Banana Boy number two. It was medium.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. I love that idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I have to say I saw a movie
Speaker 2: like Friends and Family screening on the Sony lot last night.
Speaker 2: It is a horror movie called heart Eyes, and I
Speaker 2: know a lot of murder. Bananas are big time scary
Speaker 2: movie fans out there. This movie is so good. It
Speaker 2: is It is the most heart eyes like h e
Speaker 2: ert yes, okay, and it is a slasher, and it
Speaker 2: is maybe the best combination of actually scary, satisfying horror movie,
Speaker 2: lots of gore, lots of great deaths, like really original
Speaker 2: great deaths. Also maybe the funniest horror movies since Cabin
Speaker 2: in the Woods. It is shout out to the director
Speaker 2: Josh Rubin, who's one of the nicest guys in comedy
Speaker 2: who also just directs the hell out of horror movies.
Speaker 2: So shout out to Josh. And if you are a
Speaker 2: horror movie fan, go see Hard Eyes. I was. I left.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is where it's gone. This is
Speaker 2: the type of movie that people are going to start
Speaker 2: to love.
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. I am that, you know what I'd
Speaker 1: like Speaking of incredibly violent movies. I was just watching
Speaker 1: on TV on BBC America because I love watching cable
Speaker 1: when I'm in a hotel room.
Speaker 2: Me too, me too, And I love.
Speaker 1: Watching these commercials. Almost every commercial on BBC America is
Speaker 1: trying to steal money from elderly people.
Speaker 2: That is correct.
Speaker 1: Every single commercial is trying to manipulate scared elderly people
Speaker 1: who live alone into sending them money.
Speaker 2: It is so crazy, it's deplorable, and it made me
Speaker 2: hate Tom Selleck. And I used to love Magnum p I.
Speaker 2: I used to love Tom Selleck. Now he does reverse
Speaker 2: mortgages just to steal money from old folks, and he
Speaker 2: does it like so easy, breezy.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, Oh, it's not a big deal that I'm
Speaker 1: robbing you, that I'm robbing elderly people, as.
Speaker 2: We're just taking your You're gonna be dead in ten years.
Speaker 2: Take some money, go on that cruise. Yeah, I used
Speaker 2: to love Magnum p I. Short shorts, mustache, Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 2: Friend flies a helicopter, Black.
Speaker 1: Buddy, friend flies a helicopter, lands it in your yard.
Speaker 1: God damn it. Everything about to speak speaking of ruining,
Speaker 1: I haven't even gotten to my main point. Even speaking
Speaker 1: of ruining. Iconic iconic memories from yesteryear. Okay, have you
Speaker 1: seen Odam? I am beyond, I am beyond disgusted? Oh,
Speaker 1: Billy Crystal okay and Meg Ryan, Yeah, redid the scene
Speaker 1: from when Harry met Sally at Katsa's Deli for a
Speaker 1: Hellman's mayonnaise commercial. They reshot the whole thing and it's
Speaker 1: just to self. She's eating her sandwich and then she
Speaker 1: doesn't like it so that she puts Hellman's man on it.
Speaker 1: And then she comes and it's like, what, who in
Speaker 1: this scenario needs the money so badly that they would
Speaker 1: destroy one of the most iconic moments from cinema history.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with these people? What is wrong with them?
Speaker 2: As soon as you start saying it, my mind was
Speaker 2: trying to calculate what they got offered, how much they
Speaker 2: got paid for that.
Speaker 1: Tell me what's worth it? Tell me what's worth it
Speaker 1: to ruin your legacy with a Hellman's Mayonnaise commercial.
Speaker 2: Also, isn't it weird that west of the Mississippi they
Speaker 2: called Best Foods?
Speaker 1: It's really funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what what?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Best Foods sounds like a generic brand that you would
Speaker 2: get Tom Kirkland.
Speaker 1: It looks like trash, it looks like the like back
Speaker 1: in the eighties used to have cereal boxes that were
Speaker 1: all white with just black letter creal. That's what Best
Speaker 1: Foods looks like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Dharma Initiative, Yeah, it's uh so, I in
Speaker 2: my head, they had to have offered them three million
Speaker 2: dollars each. Do you think Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal
Speaker 2: need three million or do you think they go, let's
Speaker 2: get the team back together, Let's let's see the matt
Speaker 2: let's get back out. One of them must have a
Speaker 2: movie coming out this year. I know Meg Ryan's slowly
Speaker 2: been working her way back into hollyweird. Billy Crystal I
Speaker 2: always assumed was gonna look like Bilbo Baggins in the
Speaker 2: second Lord of the Rings where he's very old and
Speaker 2: he just wants to touch the ring one more time.
Speaker 2: But but I say that with City Slickers, legendary movie
Speaker 2: Harry Mazelli. Great movie.
Speaker 1: Uh Like, maybe look, maybe Meg Ryan needs the money.
Speaker 1: Maybe Megmyan has blown through. I mean, but she can
Speaker 1: just act for forever. She's Meg Ryan, Billy christ for forever.
Speaker 1: He's Billy Crystal.
Speaker 2: Also, it's a Katsas Deli, so mayo doesn't really make sense,
Speaker 2: Like if it was Golden's mustard, if it was a
Speaker 2: spicy mustard, and then her climax was sort of pepped up.
Speaker 1: I don't even think you're allowed to have mayonnaise at
Speaker 1: Kats's Delhi.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it. If you order Turkey at Kat's
Speaker 2: is DELI. You should be thrown onto Houston Street and
Speaker 2: backed over by a New York City garbage truck. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I know what you mean. It's then again, I guess
Speaker 2: I'll turn it on its head.
Speaker 1: Because I go, all right, I want to hear it.
Speaker 2: These are Billy Crystler's older. I don't know how old
Speaker 2: meke Ryn is. Let's assume she's sixty. Billy Crystal's probably
Speaker 2: seventy plus seventy five. Maybe, Who gives a fuck. At
Speaker 2: this point, we have sold out to capitalism so hard.
Speaker 2: If that three million dollars goes in his great great
Speaker 2: grandkids college fund, so be it smears some mustard climax.
Speaker 2: Who says I'll have what she's having though, because it's
Speaker 2: Rob Reiner's mom in the movie. But there's no way
Speaker 2: that Leley would have to be one hundred and forty
Speaker 2: years old. I'll love what she's having, puff that.
Speaker 1: It's very it's that very young actress with the big.
Speaker 2: Eyes, Ella Purnell. No, I love her. We should get
Speaker 2: her own bananas from Fallout. I can't remember Johnny Pemberton
Speaker 2: a young actress with big eyes. That's okay, Chloe Fyneman.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't got big eyes. She says it, and
Speaker 1: it's just like, why why is there? I mean, like
Speaker 1: they just I don't like, why is that person saying it?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense, it doesn't seem to It's like,
Speaker 1: are they all in a movie together? I don't know.
Speaker 2: They should have had the ghost of Rob Ryder's mom
Speaker 2: in hologram form, just sitting there, maybe on the lap
Speaker 2: of a child that's really their cats. I all have
Speaker 2: what she's having anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay, So anyway the reason I break all of that
Speaker 1: bring it back around. You're mentioning hard eyes, mentioning that
Speaker 1: it's a slasher people dying in interesting ways. I was
Speaker 1: just watching Starship Troopers, which great movie. I forgot how
Speaker 1: much how much violence there is, how many ways people's
Speaker 1: bodies get ripped apart. It's more than like your normal
Speaker 1: slasher horror movie. And it's just like a sci fi movie.
Speaker 1: Also a confusing book, and the book is all about
Speaker 1: fascism and the.
Speaker 2: Movie is too. The movie is too. Paul ver van
Speaker 2: Hoven he that movie is a not top ten for me,
Speaker 2: but that's a top twenty five movie for me.
Speaker 1: It's incredibly watchable. I couldn't stop. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot how much I want to con and also
Speaker 1: how interesting the book is, like all the relationships, but
Speaker 1: how they go through the movie with the different relationships
Speaker 1: and how you're rooting for everybody. It's smart. It's very
Speaker 1: well made movie.
Speaker 2: It's a great movie. Uh. Casper van Dion the lead,
Speaker 2: the one like one of those guys that when you
Speaker 2: saw me, you're like, that's just the handsomest guy I've
Speaker 2: ever seen. Rico, Neil Patrick Harrison, the awkward phase between
Speaker 2: doogie howser and now his smashing hit success, How I
Speaker 2: Met Your Mother, nine hundred other things. Michael Ironsides is
Speaker 2: the boss. That guy's like a legend of eighties movies.
Speaker 1: It is funny to see Neil Patrick Harris dressed so
Speaker 1: like a Nazi, like he is very much just like
Speaker 1: wearing the SS uniform as like the lead scientists.
Speaker 2: And then they have that group shower scene that they
Speaker 2: probably didn't show him BBC America, and I remember seeing
Speaker 2: that in theaters and just being like, what the heck,
Speaker 2: it's just dude butts, women butts, some bubs and you're
Speaker 2: just like the future is right. I hope, Johnny Rico
Speaker 2: knocks up Dizzy and Captain Carmen Ebanez. I remember that
Speaker 2: movie's so good. Oh, and Jake Busey, he's in. He
Speaker 2: plays the fiddle right, he's got like electron. Oh, I'm
Speaker 2: watching that movie tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I remember. I remember a party at your house where
Speaker 1: there used to be a function on a DVD player
Speaker 1: where for some reason you could just repeat the three
Speaker 1: seconds you were right, and you said it to repeat
Speaker 1: right when they smack his butt.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: You remember that the party was just just this butt
Speaker 1: mail butt in a shower getting smacked over and over
Speaker 1: like five thousand times.
Speaker 2: This is one of my top three career accomplishments that
Speaker 2: you remembered that. Yeah, I remember anything.
Speaker 1: Yes, Now that I'm not drinking, I'm really looking forward
Speaker 1: to remembering life again.
Speaker 2: Yes. I would always do that when I would throw
Speaker 2: a big party, I would put DVD repeat on three things,
Speaker 2: and it would always be something slightly perverse, And one
Speaker 2: of them was, Yeah, Casper Van Dan walking out of
Speaker 2: the shower room and Starship Troopers and somebody slaps its ass. Dude. Also,
Speaker 2: great butt on.
Speaker 1: That guy, Yeah, grape butt on that guy. It's a
Speaker 1: tight It's a tight dookie.
Speaker 2: Go see Hard Eyes. It was seriously I laughed. There's high,
Speaker 2: high level comedy happening throughout that movie, like Scream, one
Speaker 2: of the greatest hard movies all time.
Speaker 1: Funny, Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 2: That funny, just high end, like really great material. And yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just go out there watching theaters. Scary movies are
Speaker 2: like roller coasters that are better with groups of people.
Speaker 1: Here, does are ready for this? Scotti?
Speaker 2: Hit me up. I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 1: China's first Corgi police dog loses bonus over workplace miss conduct.
Speaker 1: This is from eurown News. Scotti, there we go.
Speaker 2: I love euro News. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: It's by Ohman Al Yahai, oh ya Yai. China's first
Speaker 1: ever police dog, Fuzi, has become an internet sensation for
Speaker 1: both his achievements and his recent running of trouble at work.
Speaker 1: The small but determined canine officer lost his year end
Speaker 1: bonus for sleeping on the job and urinating in his
Speaker 1: food bowl, sparking widespread amusement and sympathy on Chinese social media.
Speaker 1: According to domestic media, Corgi joined the Wifong Public Security
Speaker 1: Bureau and Shandong Province as a reserve explosives detection dog
Speaker 1: perfect January twenty twenty four when he was just four
Speaker 1: months old. Despite his diminutive size, the now eighteen month
Speaker 1: old Fuzi quickly stood out for his exceptional talent in
Speaker 1: detecting explosives, winning over his trainers and the public alike.
Speaker 1: This is fascinating that the public is following a one
Speaker 1: dog that detects explosives.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By October, Fuzi meaning Lucky Boy, graduated to become a
Speaker 1: fully qualified police dog. The story of Fuzai's journey has
Speaker 1: been shared widely on Duian, a Chinese equivalent of TikTok
Speaker 1: equivalent of TikTok. TikTok is Chinese, through a dedicated account
Speaker 1: run by the Wifan Public Security Burrow. The account Corgy
Speaker 1: Police Dog Fuzi and its Comrades, has over three hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty four thousand followers and regularly provides updates on
Speaker 1: Fuzi and his fellow police dog's daily training activities. In
Speaker 1: addition to getting reprimanded and losing his year end bonus,
Speaker 1: he did a bunch of great security tasks after that.
Speaker 1: For his efforts, he was awarded a red flower treats
Speaker 1: and toys during an end of the year performance review. However,
Speaker 1: this celebratory moment took a humorous turn when a police
Speaker 1: officer revealed Fuzi's recent misbehavior would include to falling asleep
Speaker 1: on duty and urinating in his food ball. Dogs are
Speaker 1: allowed to fall asleep on duty in China. Dogs can't
Speaker 1: sleep on duty.
Speaker 2: Come on, China, come on, it's a corgie. They're adorable.
Speaker 1: So then followers jumped to his defense. Blah blah blah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he's adorable. Yeah, he's got a little vest on that
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, and yeah he just looks like a miniature
Speaker 1: version of your dog kind.
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, that's good for me. They're great dogs. They're Welsh,
Speaker 2: which is great. They're herding dogs, which when you see
Speaker 2: them you think they're for like digging out I don't know,
Speaker 2: groundhogs or something. You think they're like going down little
Speaker 2: tunnels or like this dog bombs explosive expert like sniff
Speaker 2: and stuff out. But they like just nip at livestock's
Speaker 2: ankles and heard them, which is fantastic. Also, I watched
Speaker 2: the Westminster Dog Show every No, that's why.
Speaker 1: They're down there. That's why they're down there.
Speaker 2: There's nip and ankles, which is a great way to
Speaker 2: get an animal to move. I watched the Westminster Dog
Speaker 2: Show every year since high definition TV became real. Like
Speaker 2: I remember when my parents got like a Sony TV
Speaker 2: that was high daft for my buddy Casey got a
Speaker 2: really good Sony Vega Wega or whatever they were, And
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I turn on the Dog Show
Speaker 2: on whatever it is New Year's Day, and you could
Speaker 2: see these things like they were in your living room.
Speaker 2: And I remember, for sub reason they were talking about
Speaker 2: Corgi's and Corky's really cute dogs. But I think they said,
Speaker 2: and I might be I'm sure they said this because
Speaker 2: I have no idea why this would be in my
Speaker 2: head if not, that Corgi is a combination of Welf
Speaker 2: Welsh words that means dwarf dog. So they just went
Speaker 2: for it. They were like, this is a dwarf dog,
Speaker 2: and I'm pretty sure that's what And I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: Like they weren't trying very hard up there in Wales.
Speaker 2: They just sort of saw a small dog and they
Speaker 2: go dwarf dog. Corky.
Speaker 1: I love we also say wiener dog, we see a dog,
Speaker 1: we go weak.
Speaker 2: I love a wiener dog. Matter of fact, A Best
Speaker 2: in Show The Great Christopher Guest Movie. Folks, if you're
Speaker 2: feeling bad about the state of the world, about things
Speaker 2: being on fire in the United States crumbling, treat yourself
Speaker 2: to Best in Show. If you've never seen that movie,
Speaker 2: he is fantastic, It really is. And I found out
Speaker 2: my neighbor is the other judge in that movie, the
Speaker 2: actor that played the other judge at the Westminster Dog
Speaker 2: Jar or whatever their kennel show is called, with Fred Willard.
Speaker 2: And so it's Red Whaler who passed away, who's comic genius.
Speaker 2: The other guy, the British guy lives I don't know,
Speaker 2: fifteen houses down for me, and he walked by and
Speaker 2: I was like, I know who that is, And so
Speaker 2: it made me go back and watch it. Boy, those
Speaker 2: movies hold up, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, do they really?
Speaker 2: Oh? Mighty Wind is funnier than when it came out.
Speaker 2: I watched A Mighty Wind recently, another Christopher Guest movies.
Speaker 2: I was crying laughing. I was crying laughing. So maybe
Speaker 2: that's what we need comedy movies to have a true
Speaker 2: renaissance to get us through whatever comes next.
Speaker 1: I agree one hundred percent, Scotty, you got.
Speaker 2: One for me, of course I got one for you,
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Speaker 2: I will shut up now. Woman in court for aggressively
Speaker 2: farting at her boyfriend's ex Ooh I'm listening, Yeah you are.
Speaker 2: Tom Sanders got this special detail for MSN dot com.
Speaker 2: A judge has let rip at a woman. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: that's a bad Tom Sanders mediumist in the biz. That
Speaker 2: is not There's so many jokes to be made about farts,
Speaker 2: and to say a judge has let rip at that's
Speaker 2: not good. No judges, No. A judge has let rip
Speaker 2: at a woman who admitted to sending videos of her
Speaker 2: breaking wind to a boyfriend's x Rihanna and Evans twenty five,
Speaker 2: is believed to be the first person to ever face
Speaker 2: charges for cyber farting over Christmas.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. What is this not America? This is what?
Speaker 1: This is against the law now to send a video
Speaker 1: of you farting to someone.
Speaker 2: Well, it's in the UK, I believe, so.
Speaker 1: It is there. It is in America. This doesn't even
Speaker 1: war a comment to someone over dinner, much less a
Speaker 1: court case. I agree, crude, crash, crass individuals.
Speaker 2: The way she did it twenty two. I'll get to it,
Speaker 2: but it yeah, I mean Rhianna and Evans twenty five.
Speaker 2: So she sent the videos to Deborah Pritherect, who said
Speaker 2: the videos caused her distress and anxiety. Okay, well, bananas.
Speaker 2: We we virtually never cover assault because we don't think
Speaker 2: anybody getting hurt is funny, and we rarely do harassment.
Speaker 2: We'll do occasionally, somebody will get the same food sent
Speaker 2: to them anonymously for fifteen years. But this one we're
Speaker 2: gonna let squeak through because it's just such a special story.
Speaker 2: It was a straight faced professor Dian Williams's job to
Speaker 2: excuse me. It was a straight face Prosecutor Dian Williams's
Speaker 2: job to describe how Evans proceeds to pass gas by
Speaker 2: placing a camera on her bottom and passing the cast.
Speaker 2: So she's really putting the phone. It's not just her
Speaker 2: standing there in farding. She's putting the the phone right
Speaker 2: up to her dairy air and making a thunderclap happen.
Speaker 2: She sent three videos on December twenty second, and another
Speaker 2: four over the next few days, including Boxing Day and
Speaker 2: New Year's Day, which that matters. It matters that they
Speaker 2: were all on holidays. Yeah, each one of them showed
Speaker 2: Miss Evans passing wind and smiling at the camera. So
Speaker 2: she's just fart and smiling. I mean again, how okay
Speaker 2: less Deborah's parents were killed in a gas explosion. I
Speaker 2: just I don't see how this is a crime, and
Speaker 2: so we see to block. I would also think police
Speaker 2: got wind of what happened and they followed through by
Speaker 2: arresting her and hauling her before courts in Caernarfon. Oh
Speaker 2: maybe this isn't Wales too, I don't know, or or
Speaker 2: Ireland wherever carenair Fon is. We'll going to look that
Speaker 2: up police. The reason she gave for her farts was
Speaker 2: that she felt her partner was being treated unfairly. So
Speaker 2: she's defending her ex, which is very strange.
Speaker 1: Is the worst way to do that. This is honestly
Speaker 1: the worst way to do that, truly.
Speaker 2: Oh it is in Wales. That's so interesting. So here
Speaker 2: we go. We went from Corgi to farting Rhiannon.
Speaker 1: All the Welsh things.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we're a very Welsh themed again. I love Wales.
Speaker 1: I wish I spilled this episode. It's a Welsh thing.
Speaker 1: You would understand.
Speaker 2: That sounds good. Harriet Gorse, defending Miss Evans, said, there
Speaker 2: are some issues going on between missus Evans' partner and
Speaker 2: his ex partner with regard ard to child contact. At
Speaker 2: the time she sent these videos, she had had some
Speaker 2: drinks and she sent them understanding now that she has
Speaker 2: caused the victim some distress. She sent them without malicious intent.
Speaker 2: Miss Williams added, not untrue. It was purely malicious. She
Speaker 2: was smirking throughout, found it hilarious, but our victim didn't Evans.
Speaker 1: For a second. Yeah, this was because she thought that.
Speaker 2: With regard to child contact, so.
Speaker 1: Was regarding custody. This is oh my god, it's like
Speaker 1: doubles down, being like, not illegal in any way, but
Speaker 1: the worst idea to like incur. You're like, you should
Speaker 1: let my boyfriends see his kids look at me. I'm
Speaker 1: farting and sending these videos to seven of them over
Speaker 1: all holidays. I's okay, I mean legal should have gone
Speaker 1: to court, but this person is dumb.
Speaker 2: Evans is ventosity. Kurt I looked up ventosity because I
Speaker 2: had never heard it before, and it is a noun
Speaker 2: that means windiness, flatulence, or excessive pride.
Speaker 1: Ventosity, folks, it is an educational podcast for those of
Speaker 1: you who don't believe us. You're wrong. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna walk around now, and you have
Speaker 1: a beautifully British way to say someone farts a lot.
Speaker 2: They sure do. Evans's ventosity ended up costing her three
Speaker 2: hundred pounds, including one hundred pound compensation for her victim
Speaker 2: and one hundred and ninety nine for court costs. In
Speaker 2: a victim statement read to the court, Miss Priytheric, it's
Speaker 2: probably so it's Welsh named, so it's probably like prythric
Speaker 2: or they always have a hock in there, so it's prithric,
Speaker 2: said she would like to feel safe in my own homes.
Speaker 2: You also have to carry out fifteen rehab sessions for
Speaker 2: her sphincter whistles, and must substain from alcohol for two months.
Speaker 2: She was also given a two year restraining order from
Speaker 2: preventing preventing her from contacting her victim. See that's the thing,
Speaker 2: all this other stuff. Fifteen rehab sessions for being a drunk.
Speaker 2: That sucks. That's stupid. Also, if you're this is the
Speaker 2: best case scenario if you are angry at your exis
Speaker 2: new partner. First of all, who cares? Don't ever think
Speaker 2: of those people ever again. But if you are the
Speaker 2: kind of person who does, and you get drunk and
Speaker 2: the worst you do is fart, send it to them
Speaker 2: and smile into your phone. You're a great drinker. You're
Speaker 2: an incredibly good drinker, you know what I mean. That's
Speaker 2: like people go over and key cars or throw rocks
Speaker 2: through windows, or stalk people or chase people. This woman's
Speaker 2: just farting her phone four or five times over holiday break,
Speaker 2: giving a smirk. This feels like high level drinking, low
Speaker 2: level IQ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, high level drinking, low level IQ. Agreed, Agreed and harmless.
Speaker 1: I want to know how she doesn't feel safe for
Speaker 1: the road home for me. I agree.
Speaker 2: I agree. I don't understand it at all.
Speaker 1: You need to say something to like sue someone, but
Speaker 1: it seems crazy.
Speaker 2: I agree, Like again, she didn't go over there. This
Speaker 2: woman wasn't walking around and farting through the mail slot
Speaker 2: or in or even in the mail box. But I
Speaker 2: stayed at a place called the Tree Castle in Wales
Speaker 2: and Bull Bay, and when I was there, they have
Speaker 2: like a bar restaurant overlooks this beautiful bay. The first
Speaker 2: couple of days, no rain. Absolutely gorgeous. The owner of
Speaker 2: that place weather for the UK, Yeah, gorgeous. It did
Speaker 2: rain the third day. I think I told the story
Speaker 2: that I was. I met. I went on this long
Speaker 2: hike along the cliff's edge, and I'm sure I told
Speaker 2: this one. But I was walking and this guy's like, hey,
Speaker 2: where are you from? And I'm like, I'm actually from America.
Speaker 2: I'm from California. And he's like, oh, wonderful. Have you
Speaker 2: seen the dolphins. I go no, He goes, oh, there's
Speaker 2: like a crevasse up ahead. Go look for this bench,
Speaker 2: and then when you get to the bench, look down
Speaker 2: to your left and then that's where the dolphins meet
Speaker 2: and feed. And I said okay, and so I hike up.
Speaker 2: I said how far is He goes, oh, it's about
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes, and he was right, And so I walk
Speaker 2: and starts raining. In the fifteen minutes. I'm there. I
Speaker 2: had a rain jacket with me, very lovely horses, sheep, me, whales, cliffs, gorgeous,
Speaker 2: not cold, just really walking in the rain. And I
Speaker 2: come over a little crest on this little single track
Speaker 2: trail and there's a man laying down. I'm sure I
Speaker 2: told this. There's a grown man, probably in his sixties
Speaker 2: maybe seventies, lying on the ground on his side, like
Speaker 2: elbow into the ground on his hip. And I thought
Speaker 2: maybe he had a slip and fall because it was raining,
Speaker 2: the treacherous and I walk up to him and I said, Hi,
Speaker 2: are you okay and he said yes, and he was
Speaker 2: eating blackberries on the ground. His fingers were stained, and
Speaker 2: he goes, yes, eating blackberries freshly bathed. And the story
Speaker 2: I had to have, but yeah, a man had left
Speaker 2: his house, his farmhouse, and walked out to this field
Speaker 2: of natural wild blackberries in the rain and was lying
Speaker 2: in them on his side, eating them. Freshly bathed, and there.
Speaker 1: Are incredible people who know how to live life correctly. Yes,
Speaker 1: And this man knows how to live life absolutely correctly.
Speaker 2: Yes. I could not agree more. And I told him
Speaker 2: I was going to go see the dolphins and he said,
Speaker 2: they are, there are dolphins, and go Look. I did
Speaker 2: not see the dolphins. But if you were on a
Speaker 2: road trip in the UK, and you do go in
Speaker 2: the Wales, you don't have to just go to Wrexham
Speaker 2: because there's a TV show about that soccer team, even
Speaker 2: though you can, but go to Bull Bay, go to
Speaker 2: the Trade Castle. Stay there. It's a very unique place.
Speaker 2: The owner is this surly, older, gruff guy who's also
Speaker 2: a great innkeep. And when I was there, I went
Speaker 2: down to get a They have a little pub in
Speaker 2: the lobby and I stood, you know, standing bar, like
Speaker 2: a classic bar, no stools, And I get a pint
Speaker 2: and these men are laughing and there must be I
Speaker 2: don't know, twelve men seventy five plus years old, and
Speaker 2: they sat and drank for four or five hours and
Speaker 2: laughed and told stories and laughed in stories. And the
Speaker 2: whole time I'm thinking, like, we're we're all so conscious
Speaker 2: of our health in America and especially in Los Angeles,
Speaker 2: like and these guys spend their entire day eating. They
Speaker 2: were not a vegetable to be found, even though one
Speaker 2: night on the menu they had bock choice, so I
Speaker 2: ordered it because I was just so fascinated that they
Speaker 2: at boch Choy in Wales an omlik omlik bul day
Speaker 2: and I'm like, these guys, I would love to live
Speaker 2: to be seventy five years old.
Speaker 1: I would think that you know, they were seventy five years.
Speaker 2: Old, right, they could have been fifty and just look.
Speaker 1: Xaty and just like they're your age and they just
Speaker 1: look seventy five.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. That's a good boy.
Speaker 1: And then I think when I see like an old
Speaker 1: person who's just like just in the pub all day long,
Speaker 1: just like yeah, eating eating sausage after sausage, I'm like,
Speaker 1: is it is it that you can just do whatever
Speaker 1: the hell you want?
Speaker 3: Or is it that that person's fifty two years old?
Speaker 2: Uh? That is absolutely it? My god, it was so great. Anyways,
Speaker 2: Whales rocks, Oh that sounds great.
Speaker 1: Also to speak about that Wrexham TV show I am
Speaker 1: I'm on a soapbox today. Scottie first helmet first, the
Speaker 1: Helman's mayonnaise thing. Now, can someone explain to me why
Speaker 1: in the world I would want to watch a TV
Speaker 1: show about two incredibly wealthy actors who purchase a soccer team.
Speaker 1: What is there about that show that deserves it getting
Speaker 1: a second season? What is it? Is it just because
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and John and Rob R.
Speaker 2: Mclan are delightful?
Speaker 1: Is that it it's just that they're delightful or is
Speaker 1: there some real interesting thing here that I'm missing and
Speaker 1: I'm stupid?
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's in the wake of ted Lasso
Speaker 2: being such a mega hit, just such an absolute I mean,
Speaker 2: the stars of of ted Lasso are so famous now
Speaker 2: it's unbelievable. And so, I mean, I did watch the
Speaker 2: first two episodes because I was curious, because I like
Speaker 2: I like so I like watching football and I try
Speaker 2: to go to Premier League games every time I'm in England.
Speaker 1: I like soccer too.
Speaker 2: I do like the idea of going in and try
Speaker 2: and pumping money into a small whatever they are like
Speaker 2: Football League one. They're like some lower league and trying
Speaker 2: to get them into the Premier League is kind of
Speaker 2: exciting and fun. But yes, the best was When the
Speaker 2: show premiered on FX, they didn't even say who Rob
Speaker 2: macklaney was. In this one review they said, Ryan Reynolds
Speaker 2: an actor friend by ore.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, And I'm like, he's been on a TV
Speaker 1: show for fifteen.
Speaker 2: Years, the longest running live action sitcom in history. It's
Speaker 2: like The Simpsons is longer there next. And I don't know,
Speaker 2: but people just love I don't know. I think people
Speaker 2: love to be fans of things, so, but yes, why
Speaker 2: would I want to watch season after seasons after season?
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're getting really good at follow docs now.
Speaker 2: Like they made people care about Formula one racing, they
Speaker 2: make people care about NFL quarterbacks like they just they
Speaker 2: show you the human interest side of how hard it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But why do I care that Ryan Reynolds and Rob
Speaker 2: mclaney are doing it? No? They to me, I do
Speaker 2: not care, Right.
Speaker 1: It just seems like such an out of touch, Like,
Speaker 1: look at these incredibly wealthy people. They can just go
Speaker 1: and buy a team, and that's what they can do,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It just seems so out
Speaker 1: of touch. But you know, I've never understood things that
Speaker 1: are popular, and I never will and it is a
Speaker 1: detriment to my career.
Speaker 2: Scottie, Well, there was a team called Watford that Elton
Speaker 2: John bought in the seventies. At Elton John's like Rise,
Speaker 2: he bought some crappy like fifth tier soccer football club Watford,
Speaker 2: and now Watford's in the Premier League. So like, I
Speaker 2: guess they could turn it around. You, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Does sounds I don't know. Not for me.
Speaker 1: I'll tease you into some thumbs up. Oh good IDEA
Speaker 1: man in Ohio accidentally buys entire street has trouble giving
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 2: Why would you want to give it back? Oh? That
Speaker 2: is a good cliffhanger. Taylor Hunt wants the thumb. Cricket
Speaker 2: and themselves way up for publishing the first episode of
Speaker 2: their podcast, Queer to Ho. Our first episode is about
Speaker 2: surviving the holidays while keeping your familiar relationships intact. And
Speaker 2: I'm assuming Queer to Ho is about being a queer
Speaker 2: person in Idaho, which is very tricky and probably this
Speaker 2: podcast is fantastic. I'm going to leave them a five
Speaker 2: star review. Congratulations, thumbs up Taylor and Cricket. That's a
Speaker 2: great thing and if you're interested in what it's like
Speaker 2: to be a queer person in Idaho or any state
Speaker 2: where you might not be welcomed. Check out Queer to Ho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Taylor and Cricket. There is an old skate
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Speaker 1: encourage you to go look at their old logos because
Speaker 1: they were fun and goofy and take it for you
Speaker 1: guys for TNC.
Speaker 2: Taylor and Cricket's sounds so great. Congratulations Podcasts. Just keep
Speaker 2: at it, make sure it sounds good. Alex and all
Speaker 2: her animals, friend of the pod asked if we could
Speaker 2: make her recently deceased grandmother, Patricia Andrews, the banana of
Speaker 2: the week. Current We can do that, of course, Patricia
Speaker 2: Andrews going up to the big banana split in the sky.
Speaker 2: You are the banana of the week and I'm sure
Speaker 2: a really nice gal. Yeah. Susie Bauer wants the thumb
Speaker 2: Megan way up. For over a year of sobriety, Susie
Speaker 2: is so proud of you, Megan. It's been a joy
Speaker 2: to watch you create. Oh, it's been a joy to
Speaker 2: watch you create a beautiful life. Well that's nice, Yes,
Speaker 2: there really is. Congratulations Megan thumbs up. And also we're
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Speaker 2: for the people who started on January first. You can
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Speaker 1: Yes, making connections amongst bananamals.
Speaker 2: I know that's the best we can do. Let me
Speaker 2: do one more.
Speaker 1: I'm down, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Okay, this is a good thumbs up. John
Speaker 2: Vick wants to thumb his wife Amanda completely up. Amanda's
Speaker 2: a day. Yeah, she's getting the full thumb set right
Speaker 2: up there. A mana is a day one Murder Banana
Speaker 2: who introduced John two Bananas at a very low point
Speaker 2: during the Great Choir. And now they've listened to every
Speaker 2: single episode together and they've seen us live two times.
Speaker 2: But the reason John wants to thumb Amanda up is
Speaker 2: John wants to thumb Amanda's thumb up. Amanda slammed her
Speaker 2: thumb in a car door over the Christmas break. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so thumbs up, feel better, Amanda. I did that as
Speaker 2: a young banana boy. I was driving home. Well, I
Speaker 2: was riding home with my dad from a soccer practice.
Speaker 2: We went to Barbes Snowballs. While getting out, I was
Speaker 2: so excited to get a snowball that I slammed my
Speaker 2: thumb in the car door, and the woman Barbara, who
Speaker 2: owned the snowball shed, gave me a plane like shaved
Speaker 2: ice snowball to stick my bruising and bleeding thumb into
Speaker 2: as I rode home. So shout OULP. Thumbs up to Barbara,
Speaker 2: thumbs up to Amanda. It is a top Why am
Speaker 2: I just listing tops all this week? It's a it's
Speaker 2: a top five pain for me in my life blaming
Speaker 2: my thumb. Wow, and had a kidney stone. A kidney
Speaker 2: Stone that was number one. That's I was going to call.
Speaker 1: It a penis rock. So I'm happy you said Kidney Stone.
Speaker 1: I forgot the name.
Speaker 2: Well it rocked my penis, that's for sure. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: There it is man in Ohio accidentally buys entire street
Speaker 1: and has trouble giving it back. This is from Independent.
Speaker 1: I'm written by Greg Gadzio, Greg Gazios.
Speaker 2: Best in the business.
Speaker 1: And Ohio man is fighting to keep the street he
Speaker 1: accidentally bought, claiming the city is trying to take it
Speaker 1: back by force.
Speaker 2: And I hate cities.
Speaker 1: Jason font le Roy font Leroy. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Jason font Loi.
Speaker 1: And he owns the street too. His little Lord Fauntleroy
Speaker 1: wanted to build him. What is Little Lord font from?
Speaker 2: It's that character, Oh is it? Uh? Yeah, it's a book.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a book called Little Lord font Leroy. I'd
Speaker 2: never read it, but yeah, it's a it's a very
Speaker 2: old book from I don't owned eighteen hundreds or something.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Jason fut Leroy wanted to build himself
Speaker 1: a home or shall we say, a castle for a
Speaker 1: lord on a lot in Trenton, which is just north
Speaker 1: of Cincinnati and southeast of Dayton. So this is not
Speaker 1: the New Jersey Trenton that has the most delightful sign
Speaker 1: on a bridge I've ever seen. Not delightful, but threatening,
Speaker 1: giant white letters that says what Trenton makes the world.
Speaker 2: Take tkes, Yeah, I sure do.
Speaker 1: So purchased what he believed to be a plot of
Speaker 1: land for five thousand dollars from Butler County Sheriff's offs
Speaker 1: auction in twenty twenty one. Land's cheap in Ohio. You
Speaker 1: buy a plot of land for five thousand dollars. In reality,
Speaker 1: he had actually purchased the entire street of Bloomfield Court.
Speaker 1: Three years later, the city began the process of reclaiming
Speaker 1: the street through the use of eminent domain. Under Ohio
Speaker 1: state law, owners whose properties are being taken by eminent
Speaker 1: domain are entitled to quote just compensation for their loss.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: The term just compensation, according to Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost,
Speaker 1: is defined as the quote fair market value of a
Speaker 1: piece of property. Yes, while font Loi, little lord is
Speaker 1: is absolutely legally entitled to be paid for his street,
Speaker 1: he believes the city is trying to stiff him. He
Speaker 1: told the WCPO nine that an assessment by the city
Speaker 1: of determinus streets value only considered his lot and left
Speaker 1: the rest of the land out of the calculation. Fauntleroy
Speaker 1: tried to bring the alleged oversight to the city's attention,
Speaker 1: but he claims the city's dodging him. They shut me out.
Speaker 1: Little Lord Fauntleroy told WCPO, they blocked my calls. It's
Speaker 1: hard to get through at anybody. They blocked my calls.
Speaker 1: How do you know the whole city blocked your calls.
Speaker 1: You don't, You have no idea, Marco Nichols, Trenton Cities
Speaker 1: manager told the broadcast. So the city could not comment,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So basically what was happening was, so
Speaker 1: there's a there's a on this street. There's a total
Speaker 1: of five properties on the road, and as the street
Speaker 1: is privately owned, little Lord Fauntleroy is responsible for maintaining
Speaker 1: the road, not just for himself but for the other
Speaker 1: homeowners living on the street, right, and so obviously potholes
Speaker 1: need like when it snows, it's not getting plowed, that
Speaker 1: sort of thing. So he wants to give it back,
Speaker 1: but he wants to get paid for giving it back.
Speaker 1: I see it seemed I don't know. I come, I'm
Speaker 1: I go back and forth. It's like you bought you
Speaker 1: bought this land for a song, pal, and you still
Speaker 1: have the land. The street was an accident.
Speaker 2: Just give it back?
Speaker 1: What like, what do you want to how much money
Speaker 1: do you want? What do you It seems like he's
Speaker 1: he's like, give me more, give me more.
Speaker 2: I don't I'll take that street. So is he responsible
Speaker 2: for are you saying he's responsible for the snow clean
Speaker 2: up and all that kind of stuff, Because if it's
Speaker 2: just it, oh, I see, I don't want that street.
Speaker 2: If it was just a okay, I don't want that street.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. It's like, oh, this seems like
Speaker 1: a burden to you. Just give it back. You're like
Speaker 1: the demand, you demanding to be paid to be relieved
Speaker 1: of a burden. Like there's no advantage to owning the street.
Speaker 1: Right for him, there's no advantage. It's just a burden.
Speaker 1: He has to maintain it, he has to plow it.
Speaker 1: So just give it back. Quit being a greedy, little
Speaker 1: little old fauntleroy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. You also, or grow up and make
Speaker 2: it the coolest street in America. And a tourist attraction
Speaker 2: and print merchandise. Paint it a rainbow color.
Speaker 1: You do what you want with that street.
Speaker 2: Make it awesome. Yeah, why you being such a bummer there?
Speaker 2: We always get sent stories about potholes and then you know,
Speaker 2: some wankxi or whatever the guy will fill him in
Speaker 2: and spray paint a ding dong on it. There's so
Speaker 2: have a little original thought. North of Cincinnati, Ohio, Trenton,
Speaker 2: go out there and make that street the best job
Speaker 2: damn street in North America. And then you know what,
Speaker 2: if you build it, Bud, they're gonna come. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have Hellman's Mayo sponsors, Meg Ryan's gonna be in the
Speaker 2: end of the block. Climaxing. This is on you, faunt Leroy.
Speaker 1: This is on you, faunt le Roy. I hope you
Speaker 1: listen to this.
Speaker 2: You definitely won't because you don't understand technology, because you
Speaker 2: think the whole city is blocking your phone calls. Hire
Speaker 2: a lawyer. Every local news station has like one guy
Speaker 2: that's like, I stand up for you, let's get in there.
Speaker 2: I'm on the streets, I'm putting a microphone and people
Speaker 2: call that guy exactly in Baltimore's get Gelman, I think,
Speaker 2: or get Gelfman, and it'd be like, I can't get
Speaker 2: them the city to stop knocking my mailbox over when
Speaker 2: they plow snow, and then that guy gets in the
Speaker 2: plow guy's face as he's like, why do you knock
Speaker 2: over mailboxes? Get Gelman.
Speaker 1: Maya our buddy, our buddy Rob just recently hired Sweet James.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gives some context.
Speaker 1: It was a little car accident and it was a
Speaker 1: Sweet James billboard right there, so we just called Sweet James.
Speaker 1: Sweet James is the art LA's version of that, where
Speaker 1: it's just everywhere, just as I think it's one eight
Speaker 1: hundred Sweet James, or it's just dial Sweet James.
Speaker 2: Get Gelfman. Yeah exactly. But also that guy, I think
Speaker 2: was married to one of the Real Housewives and so
Speaker 2: he's actually like a known dude. So if you're a
Speaker 2: huge fan of Housewives, which I would guess half our
Speaker 2: audience is a massive fan, yeah, they know who Sweet
Speaker 2: James is. Yeah, he's an accident attorney, and I guess
Speaker 2: he's very good at his jobs. But around Los Angeles
Speaker 2: and La County he has upwards of I don't know,
Speaker 2: two thousand billboards where his face is on it, and
Speaker 2: he looks a little like a cartoon Satan.
Speaker 1: He does. I agree with that assessment. He looks like
Speaker 1: a little like like Jack Nicholson playing Satan. That's allegedly,
Speaker 1: allegedly alleged. He does give us one headline to send
Speaker 1: us home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take this one, nice and slow. Alissa Evans
Speaker 2: sent this in Thank you, Alyssa Evans. That's a you
Speaker 2: feel like if you knew an Alyssa Evans knowing up,
Speaker 2: she was probably one of the nicer people in your
Speaker 2: homeroom class.
Speaker 1: You know, I agree with that.
Speaker 2: This was on today dot com rich and yeah right,
Speaker 2: this is happening right now. Rachel Paula Abrahamson. Maybe if
Speaker 2: your last name is Abraham.
Speaker 1: Samson, don't put the middle name.
Speaker 2: You don't need the Paula Rachel. I'll actually be rp.
Speaker 2: Abrahamson and then people go ooh, intrigue. Anyways, she is
Speaker 2: the best in the business, even though her name is
Speaker 2: a calamity. Mom gives birth in a Krispy Kreme parking
Speaker 2: lot during a historic Alabama blizzard. They're calling the baby glaze.
Speaker 1: All right, and that is where we'll leave that. You
Speaker 1: gotta start the next one. With that one, Scottie, I
Speaker 1: will gladly do it.
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