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<v Speaker 1>All right, Scott you ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm ready to love and love.

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<v Speaker 1>And love. It was indulgent in a beautiful way. Here

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<v Speaker 1>it is China's first corgy police dog loses bonus over

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<v Speaker 1>workplace misconduct.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, well, dog gone. Let's get into a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new episode of the beautiful, wonderful and fantastic Bananas Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Do world, would you be my jillion pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, gus, non binary pals, Welcome to this episode of Bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Kurt brown Oler.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Kurt Brown Oler. He's in a hotel room. I

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<v Speaker 2>think somewhere I've been in a boy number two Scotti Landis.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that's all we do. We keep it silly twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four to seven, three sixty. We take five days off

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<v Speaker 2>and get really really serious about stuff. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know, it's the first time I've been in

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<v Speaker 1>Austin where I'm not drinking and it is yeah and so,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, it's a totally different city. First off,

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<v Speaker 1>very sad at eight am, very trash strewn at eight am.

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<v Speaker 1>I see, but but no, it's like a delight to

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<v Speaker 1>be in a hotel room on tour and not feel

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<v Speaker 1>slightly hungover.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but my Yeah, my.

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<v Speaker 1>Hotel is directly across the street from Cheer Up Charlie's,

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<v Speaker 1>and Cheer Up Charlie's just goes all night long. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just I had so the hotel provides me with a

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<v Speaker 1>sound machine. Holiday and Express people, I'm a new big fan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>big Holiday and Express provides you with a sound machine.

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<v Speaker 1>I had my own sound machine, double sound machines, and

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<v Speaker 1>turned up both as lap.

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<v Speaker 2>As they could go.

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<v Speaker 1>And I could still hear. I'm literally it's it's I

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<v Speaker 1>could spit and hit Cheer Up Chartley's.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing a show or a movie? What are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm opening for Kumal He's well, yeah, record his new

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<v Speaker 1>Hour in March, and so I've been on the road

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<v Speaker 1>with him for the past like year or so. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a delight. It's so, I mean, like for me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a delight. I go, I just do twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>of my absolutely best material that's not necessarily all new stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have any idea.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't care at all. Yeah, and then happy to

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<v Speaker 2>see somebody. And then they see Kmale and they know

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<v Speaker 2>that guy from Silicon Valley and they're like, we love

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<v Speaker 2>that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>We love that guy. Yeah and so yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we go out and have nice dinners.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so fun it's funny. I Cheerup charlie Is. I

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<v Speaker 2>know that place. But yeah. The best part about places

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<v Speaker 2>like Cheerup Charlie's that play that utz music super late

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<v Speaker 2>is they also serve food. And there's just something so

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<v Speaker 2>funny about being trash and at a place that is

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<v Speaker 2>so loud that you can feel your heart get knocked

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<v Speaker 2>out a rhythm by the rhythm, and then eat a

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<v Speaker 2>burger like that, to me is the funniest thing to be. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all I go down the street to a quiet

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<v Speaker 2>place and eat. You got to keep the party going.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so funny. Also, that was the thing like,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, hmm, I was like, these sound

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<v Speaker 1>machines aren't working. So then I had two pit like

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<v Speaker 1>I was laying on my side, two pillows on the

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<v Speaker 1>other side of my head, and so then there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way sound is getting into my ears. But then I

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<v Speaker 1>could feel the thump thump. Okay, you come from across

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<v Speaker 1>the street.

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<v Speaker 2>You really can. Well again, I'm proud of you for

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<v Speaker 2>not folding and drinking because you could have drunk yourself

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<v Speaker 2>into passing out. So you're staying strong, you're staying dry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm into it. I made some business cards here. I

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<v Speaker 2>made a business card for when we tore it says

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<v Speaker 2>I met Banana Boy number two. It was medium. If

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<v Speaker 2>you want one of these, I made five hundred of them,

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<v Speaker 2>And so wal Kurt and I do some live shows

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<v Speaker 2>coming up. We have Our first show is in Phoenix

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<v Speaker 2>on March twenty ninth at Stand Up Live at three pm.

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<v Speaker 2>You can be home for appetizers, you can be home

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<v Speaker 2>before dinner. So come on out and if you want

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<v Speaker 2>a business card, I'll give you one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's great. Will you just give them to everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoever wants won I don't care if they meet I

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<v Speaker 2>mean you have to meet them. But other than that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna hand up my business card, says I

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<v Speaker 2>met Banana Boy number two. It was medium.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's great. I love that idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, I have to say I saw a movie

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<v Speaker 2>like Friends and Family screening on the Sony lot last night.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a horror movie called heart Eyes, and I

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<v Speaker 2>know a lot of murder. Bananas are big time scary

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<v Speaker 2>movie fans out there. This movie is so good. It

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<v Speaker 2>is It is the most heart eyes like h e

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<v Speaker 2>ert yes, okay, and it is a slasher, and it

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<v Speaker 2>is maybe the best combination of actually scary, satisfying horror movie,

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<v Speaker 2>lots of gore, lots of great deaths, like really original

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<v Speaker 2>great deaths. Also maybe the funniest horror movies since Cabin

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<v Speaker 2>in the Woods. It is shout out to the director

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<v Speaker 2>Josh Rubin, who's one of the nicest guys in comedy

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<v Speaker 2>who also just directs the hell out of horror movies.

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<v Speaker 2>So shout out to Josh. And if you are a

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<v Speaker 2>horror movie fan, go see Hard Eyes. I was. I left.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is where it's gone. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the type of movie that people are going to start

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<v Speaker 2>to love.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's amazing. I am that, you know what I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like Speaking of incredibly violent movies. I was just watching

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<v Speaker 1>on TV on BBC America because I love watching cable

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm in a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 2>Me too, me too, And I love.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching these commercials. Almost every commercial on BBC America is

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<v Speaker 1>trying to steal money from elderly people.

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<v Speaker 2>That is correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single commercial is trying to manipulate scared elderly people

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<v Speaker 1>who live alone into sending them money.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so crazy, it's deplorable, and it made me

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<v Speaker 2>hate Tom Selleck. And I used to love Magnum p I.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to love Tom Selleck. Now he does reverse

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<v Speaker 2>mortgages just to steal money from old folks, and he

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<v Speaker 2>does it like so easy, breezy.

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<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, Oh, it's not a big deal that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>robbing you, that I'm robbing elderly people, as.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just taking your You're gonna be dead in ten years.

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<v Speaker 2>Take some money, go on that cruise. Yeah, I used

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<v Speaker 2>to love Magnum p I. Short shorts, mustache, Hawaiian shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend flies a helicopter, Black.

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy, friend flies a helicopter, lands it in your yard.

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it. Everything about to speak speaking of ruining,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't even gotten to my main point. Even speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of ruining. Iconic iconic memories from yesteryear. Okay, have you

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<v Speaker 1>seen Odam? I am beyond, I am beyond disgusted? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Crystal okay and Meg Ryan, Yeah, redid the scene

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<v Speaker 1>from when Harry met Sally at Katsa's Deli for a

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<v Speaker 1>Hellman's mayonnaise commercial. They reshot the whole thing and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just to self. She's eating her sandwich and then she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like it so that she puts Hellman's man on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she comes and it's like, what, who in

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<v Speaker 1>this scenario needs the money so badly that they would

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<v Speaker 1>destroy one of the most iconic moments from cinema history.

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with these people? What is wrong with them?

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<v Speaker 2>As soon as you start saying it, my mind was

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<v Speaker 2>trying to calculate what they got offered, how much they

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<v Speaker 2>got paid for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me what's worth it? Tell me what's worth it

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<v Speaker 1>to ruin your legacy with a Hellman's Mayonnaise commercial.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, isn't it weird that west of the Mississippi they

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<v Speaker 2>called Best Foods?

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<v Speaker 1>It's really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like what what?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Best Foods sounds like a generic brand that you would

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<v Speaker 2>get Tom Kirkland.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like trash, it looks like the like back

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties used to have cereal boxes that were

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<v Speaker 1>all white with just black letter creal. That's what Best

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<v Speaker 1>Foods looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Dharma Initiative, Yeah, it's uh so, I in

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<v Speaker 2>my head, they had to have offered them three million

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<v Speaker 2>dollars each. Do you think Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal

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<v Speaker 2>need three million or do you think they go, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get the team back together, Let's let's see the matt

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<v Speaker 2>let's get back out. One of them must have a

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<v Speaker 2>movie coming out this year. I know Meg Ryan's slowly

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<v Speaker 2>been working her way back into hollyweird. Billy Crystal I

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<v Speaker 2>always assumed was gonna look like Bilbo Baggins in the

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<v Speaker 2>second Lord of the Rings where he's very old and

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<v Speaker 2>he just wants to touch the ring one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>But but I say that with City Slickers, legendary movie

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<v Speaker 2>Harry Mazelli. Great movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Like, maybe look, maybe Meg Ryan needs the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Megmyan has blown through. I mean, but she can

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<v Speaker 1>just act for forever. She's Meg Ryan, Billy christ for forever.

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<v Speaker 1>He's Billy Crystal.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, it's a Katsas Deli, so mayo doesn't really make sense,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if it was Golden's mustard, if it was a

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<v Speaker 2>spicy mustard, and then her climax was sort of pepped up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think you're allowed to have mayonnaise at

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<v Speaker 1>Kats's Delhi.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen it. If you order Turkey at Kat's

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<v Speaker 2>is DELI. You should be thrown onto Houston Street and

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<v Speaker 2>backed over by a New York City garbage truck. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you mean. It's then again, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I'll turn it on its head.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I go, all right, I want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>These are Billy Crystler's older. I don't know how old

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<v Speaker 2>meke Ryn is. Let's assume she's sixty. Billy Crystal's probably

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<v Speaker 2>seventy plus seventy five. Maybe, Who gives a fuck. At

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<v Speaker 2>this point, we have sold out to capitalism so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>If that three million dollars goes in his great great

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<v Speaker 2>grandkids college fund, so be it smears some mustard climax.

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<v Speaker 2>Who says I'll have what she's having though, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>Rob Reiner's mom in the movie. But there's no way

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<v Speaker 2>that Leley would have to be one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 2>years old. I'll love what she's having, puff that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very it's that very young actress with the big.

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<v Speaker 2>Eyes, Ella Purnell. No, I love her. We should get

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<v Speaker 2>her own bananas from Fallout. I can't remember Johnny Pemberton

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<v Speaker 2>a young actress with big eyes. That's okay, Chloe Fyneman.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't got big eyes. She says it, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like, why why is there? I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>they just I don't like, why is that person saying it?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make any sense, it doesn't seem to It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>are they all in a movie together? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>They should have had the ghost of Rob Ryder's mom

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<v Speaker 2>in hologram form, just sitting there, maybe on the lap

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<v Speaker 2>of a child that's really their cats. I all have

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<v Speaker 2>what she's having anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So anyway the reason I break all of that

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<v Speaker 1>bring it back around. You're mentioning hard eyes, mentioning that

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<v Speaker 1>it's a slasher people dying in interesting ways. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just watching Starship Troopers, which great movie. I forgot how

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<v Speaker 1>much how much violence there is, how many ways people's

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<v Speaker 1>bodies get ripped apart. It's more than like your normal

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<v Speaker 1>slasher horror movie. And it's just like a sci fi movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Also a confusing book, and the book is all about

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<v Speaker 1>fascism and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Movie is too. The movie is too. Paul ver van

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<v Speaker 2>Hoven he that movie is a not top ten for me,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's a top twenty five movie for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's incredibly watchable. I couldn't stop. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot how much I want to con and also

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<v Speaker 1>how interesting the book is, like all the relationships, but

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<v Speaker 1>how they go through the movie with the different relationships

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<v Speaker 1>and how you're rooting for everybody. It's smart. It's very

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<v Speaker 1>well made movie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great movie. Uh. Casper van Dion the lead,

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<v Speaker 2>the one like one of those guys that when you

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<v Speaker 2>saw me, you're like, that's just the handsomest guy I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever seen. Rico, Neil Patrick Harrison, the awkward phase between

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<v Speaker 2>doogie howser and now his smashing hit success, How I

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<v Speaker 2>Met Your Mother, nine hundred other things. Michael Ironsides is

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<v Speaker 2>the boss. That guy's like a legend of eighties movies.

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<v Speaker 1>It is funny to see Neil Patrick Harris dressed so

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<v Speaker 1>like a Nazi, like he is very much just like

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<v Speaker 1>wearing the SS uniform as like the lead scientists.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they have that group shower scene that they

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<v Speaker 2>probably didn't show him BBC America, and I remember seeing

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<v Speaker 2>that in theaters and just being like, what the heck,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just dude butts, women butts, some bubs and you're

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<v Speaker 2>just like the future is right. I hope, Johnny Rico

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<v Speaker 2>knocks up Dizzy and Captain Carmen Ebanez. I remember that

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<v Speaker 2>movie's so good. Oh, and Jake Busey, he's in. He

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<v Speaker 2>plays the fiddle right, he's got like electron. Oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>watching that movie tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember. I remember a party at your house where

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<v Speaker 1>there used to be a function on a DVD player

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<v Speaker 1>where for some reason you could just repeat the three

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<v Speaker 1>seconds you were right, and you said it to repeat

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<v Speaker 1>right when they smack his butt.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember that the party was just just this butt

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<v Speaker 1>mail butt in a shower getting smacked over and over

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<v Speaker 1>like five thousand times.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one of my top three career accomplishments that

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<v Speaker 2>you remembered that. Yeah, I remember anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Now that I'm not drinking, I'm really looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to remembering life again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. I would always do that when I would throw

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<v Speaker 2>a big party, I would put DVD repeat on three things,

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<v Speaker 2>and it would always be something slightly perverse, And one

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<v Speaker 2>of them was, Yeah, Casper Van Dan walking out of

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<v Speaker 2>the shower room and Starship Troopers and somebody slaps its ass. Dude. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>great butt on.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy, Yeah, grape butt on that guy. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>tight It's a tight dookie.

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<v Speaker 2>Go see Hard Eyes. It was seriously I laughed. There's high,

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<v Speaker 2>high level comedy happening throughout that movie, like Scream, one

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<v Speaker 2>of the greatest hard movies all time.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny, Oh, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>That funny, just high end, like really great material. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just go out there watching theaters. Scary movies are

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<v Speaker 2>like roller coasters that are better with groups of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, does are ready for this? Scotti?

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<v Speaker 2>Hit me up. I can't wait to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>China's first Corgi police dog loses bonus over workplace miss conduct.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from eurown News. Scotti, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I love euro News. I'm obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's by Ohman Al Yahai, oh ya Yai. China's first

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<v Speaker 1>ever police dog, Fuzi, has become an internet sensation for

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<v Speaker 1>both his achievements and his recent running of trouble at work.

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<v Speaker 1>The small but determined canine officer lost his year end

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<v Speaker 1>bonus for sleeping on the job and urinating in his

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<v Speaker 1>food bowl, sparking widespread amusement and sympathy on Chinese social media.

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<v Speaker 1>According to domestic media, Corgi joined the Wifong Public Security

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<v Speaker 1>Bureau and Shandong Province as a reserve explosives detection dog

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<v Speaker 1>perfect January twenty twenty four when he was just four

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<v Speaker 1>months old. Despite his diminutive size, the now eighteen month

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<v Speaker 1>old Fuzi quickly stood out for his exceptional talent in

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<v Speaker 1>detecting explosives, winning over his trainers and the public alike.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fascinating that the public is following a one

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<v Speaker 1>dog that detects explosives.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>By October, Fuzi meaning Lucky Boy, graduated to become a

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<v Speaker 1>fully qualified police dog. The story of Fuzai's journey has

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<v Speaker 1>been shared widely on Duian, a Chinese equivalent of TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>equivalent of TikTok. TikTok is Chinese, through a dedicated account

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<v Speaker 1>run by the Wifan Public Security Burrow. The account Corgy

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<v Speaker 1>Police Dog Fuzi and its Comrades, has over three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and eighty four thousand followers and regularly provides updates on

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<v Speaker 1>Fuzi and his fellow police dog's daily training activities. In

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<v Speaker 1>addition to getting reprimanded and losing his year end bonus,

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<v Speaker 1>he did a bunch of great security tasks after that.

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<v Speaker 1>For his efforts, he was awarded a red flower treats

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<v Speaker 1>and toys during an end of the year performance review. However,

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<v Speaker 1>this celebratory moment took a humorous turn when a police

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<v Speaker 1>officer revealed Fuzi's recent misbehavior would include to falling asleep

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<v Speaker 1>on duty and urinating in his food ball. Dogs are

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to fall asleep on duty in China. Dogs can't

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<v Speaker 1>sleep on duty.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, China, come on, it's a corgie. They're adorable.

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<v Speaker 1>So then followers jumped to his defense. Blah blah blah. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>he's adorable. Yeah, he's got a little vest on that

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<v Speaker 1>is gorgeous, and yeah he just looks like a miniature

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<v Speaker 1>version of your dog kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Yeah, that's good for me. They're great dogs. They're Welsh,

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<v Speaker 2>which is great. They're herding dogs, which when you see

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<v Speaker 2>them you think they're for like digging out I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>groundhogs or something. You think they're like going down little

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<v Speaker 2>tunnels or like this dog bombs explosive expert like sniff

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff out. But they like just nip at livestock's

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<v Speaker 2>ankles and heard them, which is fantastic. Also, I watched

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<v Speaker 2>the Westminster Dog Show every No, that's why.

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<v Speaker 1>They're down there. That's why they're down there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nip and ankles, which is a great way to

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<v Speaker 2>get an animal to move. I watched the Westminster Dog

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<v Speaker 2>Show every year since high definition TV became real. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when my parents got like a Sony TV

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<v Speaker 2>that was high daft for my buddy Casey got a

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<v Speaker 2>really good Sony Vega Wega or whatever they were, And

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, I turn on the Dog Show

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<v Speaker 2>on whatever it is New Year's Day, and you could

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<v Speaker 2>see these things like they were in your living room.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember, for sub reason they were talking about

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<v Speaker 2>Corgi's and Corky's really cute dogs. But I think they said,

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<v Speaker 2>and I might be I'm sure they said this because

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea why this would be in my

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<v Speaker 2>head if not, that Corgi is a combination of Welf

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<v Speaker 2>Welsh words that means dwarf dog. So they just went

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<v Speaker 2>for it. They were like, this is a dwarf dog,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm pretty sure that's what And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Like they weren't trying very hard up there in Wales.

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<v Speaker 2>They just sort of saw a small dog and they

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<v Speaker 2>go dwarf dog. Corky.

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<v Speaker 1>I love we also say wiener dog, we see a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>we go weak.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a wiener dog. Matter of fact, A Best

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<v Speaker 2>in Show The Great Christopher Guest Movie. Folks, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>feeling bad about the state of the world, about things

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<v Speaker 2>being on fire in the United States crumbling, treat yourself

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<v Speaker 2>to Best in Show. If you've never seen that movie,

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<v Speaker 2>he is fantastic, It really is. And I found out

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<v Speaker 2>my neighbor is the other judge in that movie, the

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<v Speaker 2>actor that played the other judge at the Westminster Dog

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<v Speaker 2>Jar or whatever their kennel show is called, with Fred Willard.

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<v Speaker 2>And so it's Red Whaler who passed away, who's comic genius.

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<v Speaker 2>The other guy, the British guy lives I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen houses down for me, and he walked by and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I know who that is, And so

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<v Speaker 2>it made me go back and watch it. Boy, those

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<v Speaker 2>movies hold up, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, do they really?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Mighty Wind is funnier than when it came out.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched A Mighty Wind recently, another Christopher Guest movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I was crying laughing. I was crying laughing. So maybe

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<v Speaker 2>that's what we need comedy movies to have a true

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<v Speaker 2>renaissance to get us through whatever comes next.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree one hundred percent, Scotty, you got.

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<v Speaker 2>I will shut up now. Woman in court for aggressively

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<v Speaker 2>farting at her boyfriend's ex Ooh I'm listening, Yeah you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Sanders got this special detail for MSN dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>A judge has let rip at a woman. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a bad Tom Sanders mediumist in the biz. That

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<v Speaker 2>is not There's so many jokes to be made about farts,

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<v Speaker 2>and to say a judge has let rip at that's

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<v Speaker 2>not good. No judges, No. A judge has let rip

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<v Speaker 2>at a woman who admitted to sending videos of her

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<v Speaker 2>breaking wind to a boyfriend's x Rihanna and Evans twenty five,

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<v Speaker 2>is believed to be the first person to ever face

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<v Speaker 2>charges for cyber farting over Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>This is crazy. What is this not America? This is what?

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<v Speaker 1>This is against the law now to send a video

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<v Speaker 1>of you farting to someone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's in the UK, I believe, so.

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<v Speaker 1>It is there. It is in America. This doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>war a comment to someone over dinner, much less a

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<v Speaker 1>court case. I agree, crude, crash, crass individuals.

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<v Speaker 2>The way she did it twenty two. I'll get to it,

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<v Speaker 2>but it yeah, I mean Rhianna and Evans twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>So she sent the videos to Deborah Pritherect, who said

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<v Speaker 2>the videos caused her distress and anxiety. Okay, well, bananas.

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<v Speaker 2>We we virtually never cover assault because we don't think

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<v Speaker 2>anybody getting hurt is funny, and we rarely do harassment.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do occasionally, somebody will get the same food sent

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<v Speaker 2>to them anonymously for fifteen years. But this one we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna let squeak through because it's just such a special story.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a straight faced professor Dian Williams's job to

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<v Speaker 2>excuse me. It was a straight face Prosecutor Dian Williams's

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<v Speaker 2>job to describe how Evans proceeds to pass gas by

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<v Speaker 2>placing a camera on her bottom and passing the cast.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's really putting the phone. It's not just her

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<v Speaker 2>standing there in farding. She's putting the the phone right

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<v Speaker 2>up to her dairy air and making a thunderclap happen.

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<v Speaker 2>She sent three videos on December twenty second, and another

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<v Speaker 2>four over the next few days, including Boxing Day and

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<v Speaker 2>New Year's Day, which that matters. It matters that they

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<v Speaker 2>were all on holidays. Yeah, each one of them showed

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Evans passing wind and smiling at the camera. So

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<v Speaker 2>she's just fart and smiling. I mean again, how okay

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<v Speaker 2>less Deborah's parents were killed in a gas explosion. I

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<v Speaker 2>just I don't see how this is a crime, and

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<v Speaker 2>so we see to block. I would also think police

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<v Speaker 2>got wind of what happened and they followed through by

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<v Speaker 2>arresting her and hauling her before courts in Caernarfon. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>maybe this isn't Wales too, I don't know, or or

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<v Speaker 2>Ireland wherever carenair Fon is. We'll going to look that

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<v Speaker 2>up police. The reason she gave for her farts was

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<v Speaker 2>that she felt her partner was being treated unfairly. So

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<v Speaker 2>she's defending her ex, which is very strange.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the worst way to do that. This is honestly

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<v Speaker 1>the worst way to do that, truly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it is in Wales. That's so interesting. So here

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<v Speaker 2>we go. We went from Corgi to farting Rhiannon.

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<v Speaker 1>All the Welsh things.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, we're a very Welsh themed again. I love Wales.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I spilled this episode. It's a Welsh thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You would understand.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds good. Harriet Gorse, defending Miss Evans, said, there

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<v Speaker 2>are some issues going on between missus Evans' partner and

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<v Speaker 2>his ex partner with regard ard to child contact. At

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<v Speaker 2>the time she sent these videos, she had had some

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<v Speaker 2>drinks and she sent them understanding now that she has

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<v Speaker 2>caused the victim some distress. She sent them without malicious intent.

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Williams added, not untrue. It was purely malicious. She

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<v Speaker 2>was smirking throughout, found it hilarious, but our victim didn't Evans.

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<v Speaker 1>For a second. Yeah, this was because she thought that.

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<v Speaker 2>With regard to child contact, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Was regarding custody. This is oh my god, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>doubles down, being like, not illegal in any way, but

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<v Speaker 1>the worst idea to like incur. You're like, you should

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<v Speaker 1>let my boyfriends see his kids look at me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>farting and sending these videos to seven of them over

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<v Speaker 1>all holidays. I's okay, I mean legal should have gone

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<v Speaker 1>to court, but this person is dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Evans is ventosity. Kurt I looked up ventosity because I

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<v Speaker 2>had never heard it before, and it is a noun

0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:11.280
<v Speaker 2>that means windiness, flatulence, or excessive pride.

0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:16.119
<v Speaker 1>Ventosity, folks, it is an educational podcast for those of

0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 1>you who don't believe us. You're wrong. All right, I'm

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna You're gonna walk around now, and you have

0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:26.440
<v Speaker 1>a beautifully British way to say someone farts a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>They sure do. Evans's ventosity ended up costing her three

0:26:32.280 --> 0:26:35.679
<v Speaker 2>hundred pounds, including one hundred pound compensation for her victim

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:38.639
<v Speaker 2>and one hundred and ninety nine for court costs. In

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:43.480
<v Speaker 2>a victim statement read to the court, Miss Priytheric, it's

0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 2>probably so it's Welsh named, so it's probably like prythric

0:26:48.720 --> 0:26:50.879
<v Speaker 2>or they always have a hock in there, so it's prithric,

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 2>said she would like to feel safe in my own homes.

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:02.960
<v Speaker 2>You also have to carry out fifteen rehab sessions for

0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:06.639
<v Speaker 2>her sphincter whistles, and must substain from alcohol for two months.

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 2>She was also given a two year restraining order from

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:13.080
<v Speaker 2>preventing preventing her from contacting her victim. See that's the thing,

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:18.200
<v Speaker 2>all this other stuff. Fifteen rehab sessions for being a drunk.

0:27:18.240 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 2>That sucks. That's stupid. Also, if you're this is the

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 2>best case scenario if you are angry at your exis

0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 2>new partner. First of all, who cares? Don't ever think

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 2>of those people ever again. But if you are the

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 2>kind of person who does, and you get drunk and

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 2>the worst you do is fart, send it to them

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:42.400
<v Speaker 2>and smile into your phone. You're a great drinker. You're

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:47.640
<v Speaker 2>an incredibly good drinker, you know what I mean. That's

0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 2>like people go over and key cars or throw rocks

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:53.560
<v Speaker 2>through windows, or stalk people or chase people. This woman's

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:56.479
<v Speaker 2>just farting her phone four or five times over holiday break,

0:27:56.960 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 2>giving a smirk. This feels like high level drinking, low

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:03.120
<v Speaker 2>level IQ.

0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, high level drinking, low level IQ. Agreed, Agreed and harmless.

0:28:10.880 --> 0:28:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I want to know how she doesn't feel safe for

0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:15.720
<v Speaker 1>the road home for me. I agree.

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 2>I agree. I don't understand it at all.

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:24.720
<v Speaker 1>You need to say something to like sue someone, but

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:26.479
<v Speaker 1>it seems crazy.

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I agree, Like again, she didn't go over there. This

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:35.399
<v Speaker 2>woman wasn't walking around and farting through the mail slot

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 2>or in or even in the mail box. But I

0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>stayed at a place called the Tree Castle in Wales

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 2>and Bull Bay, and when I was there, they have

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 2>like a bar restaurant overlooks this beautiful bay. The first

0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 2>couple of days, no rain. Absolutely gorgeous. The owner of

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 2>that place weather for the UK, Yeah, gorgeous. It did

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 2>rain the third day. I think I told the story

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 2>that I was. I met. I went on this long

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 2>hike along the cliff's edge, and I'm sure I told

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 2>this one. But I was walking and this guy's like, hey,

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 2>where are you from? And I'm like, I'm actually from America.

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm from California. And he's like, oh, wonderful. Have you

0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 2>seen the dolphins. I go no, He goes, oh, there's

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 2>like a crevasse up ahead. Go look for this bench,

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 2>and then when you get to the bench, look down

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 2>to your left and then that's where the dolphins meet

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:29.480
<v Speaker 2>and feed. And I said okay, and so I hike up.

0:29:29.520 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I said how far is He goes, oh, it's about

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes, and he was right, And so I walk

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 2>and starts raining. In the fifteen minutes. I'm there. I

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 2>had a rain jacket with me, very lovely horses, sheep, me, whales, cliffs, gorgeous,

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:45.120
<v Speaker 2>not cold, just really walking in the rain. And I

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 2>come over a little crest on this little single track

0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 2>trail and there's a man laying down. I'm sure I

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 2>told this. There's a grown man, probably in his sixties

0:29:53.880 --> 0:29:57.200
<v Speaker 2>maybe seventies, lying on the ground on his side, like

0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 2>elbow into the ground on his hip. And I thought

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 2>maybe he had a slip and fall because it was raining,

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.000
<v Speaker 2>the treacherous and I walk up to him and I said, Hi,

0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 2>are you okay and he said yes, and he was

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 2>eating blackberries on the ground. His fingers were stained, and

0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:21.959
<v Speaker 2>he goes, yes, eating blackberries freshly bathed. And the story

0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I had to have, but yeah, a man had left

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:28.240
<v Speaker 2>his house, his farmhouse, and walked out to this field

0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 2>of natural wild blackberries in the rain and was lying

0:30:31.880 --> 0:30:37.240
<v Speaker 2>in them on his side, eating them. Freshly bathed, and there.

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Are incredible people who know how to live life correctly. Yes,

0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 1>And this man knows how to live life absolutely correctly.

0:30:45.760 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes. I could not agree more. And I told him

0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 2>I was going to go see the dolphins and he said,

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 2>they are, there are dolphins, and go Look. I did

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:55.000
<v Speaker 2>not see the dolphins. But if you were on a

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 2>road trip in the UK, and you do go in

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 2>the Wales, you don't have to just go to Wrexham

0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 2>because there's a TV show about that soccer team, even

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 2>though you can, but go to Bull Bay, go to

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 2>the Trade Castle. Stay there. It's a very unique place.

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 2>The owner is this surly, older, gruff guy who's also

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 2>a great innkeep. And when I was there, I went

0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:19.600
<v Speaker 2>down to get a They have a little pub in

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:22.640
<v Speaker 2>the lobby and I stood, you know, standing bar, like

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 2>a classic bar, no stools, And I get a pint

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 2>and these men are laughing and there must be I

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know, twelve men seventy five plus years old, and

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:36.720
<v Speaker 2>they sat and drank for four or five hours and

0:31:37.320 --> 0:31:39.800
<v Speaker 2>laughed and told stories and laughed in stories. And the

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 2>whole time I'm thinking, like, we're we're all so conscious

0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 2>of our health in America and especially in Los Angeles,

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:54.680
<v Speaker 2>like and these guys spend their entire day eating. They

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:56.640
<v Speaker 2>were not a vegetable to be found, even though one

0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:58.240
<v Speaker 2>night on the menu they had bock choice, so I

0:31:58.320 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 2>ordered it because I was just so fascinated that they

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:04.720
<v Speaker 2>at boch Choy in Wales an omlik omlik bul day

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, these guys, I would love to live

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 2>to be seventy five years old.

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I would think that you know, they were seventy five years.

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Old, right, they could have been fifty and just look.

0:32:14.960 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Xaty and just like they're your age and they just

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>look seventy five.

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.160
<v Speaker 2>That's a good point. That's a good boy.

0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 1>And then I think when I see like an old

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.720
<v Speaker 1>person who's just like just in the pub all day long,

0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 1>just like yeah, eating eating sausage after sausage, I'm like,

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 1>is it is it that you can just do whatever

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 1>the hell you want?

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:37.200
<v Speaker 3>Or is it that that person's fifty two years old?

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Uh? That is absolutely it? My god, it was so great. Anyways,

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Whales rocks, Oh that sounds great.

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Also to speak about that Wrexham TV show I am

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm on a soapbox today. Scottie first helmet first, the

0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Helman's mayonnaise thing. Now, can someone explain to me why

0:32:57.640 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 1>in the world I would want to watch a TV

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>show about two incredibly wealthy actors who purchase a soccer team.

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:10.720
<v Speaker 1>What is there about that show that deserves it getting

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.120
<v Speaker 1>a second season? What is it? Is it just because

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Ryan Reynolds and John and Rob R.

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Mclan are delightful?

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that it it's just that they're delightful or is

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 1>there some real interesting thing here that I'm missing and

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm stupid?

0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think it's in the wake of ted Lasso

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:33.600
<v Speaker 2>being such a mega hit, just such an absolute I mean,

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:38.080
<v Speaker 2>the stars of of ted Lasso are so famous now

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 2>it's unbelievable. And so, I mean, I did watch the

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 2>first two episodes because I was curious, because I like

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:50.240
<v Speaker 2>I like so I like watching football and I try

0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:52.520
<v Speaker 2>to go to Premier League games every time I'm in England.

0:33:53.480 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 1>I like soccer too.

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 2>I do like the idea of going in and try

0:33:57.240 --> 0:34:00.480
<v Speaker 2>and pumping money into a small whatever they are like

0:34:01.240 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Football League one. They're like some lower league and trying

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 2>to get them into the Premier League is kind of

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:11.840
<v Speaker 2>exciting and fun. But yes, the best was When the

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:15.200
<v Speaker 2>show premiered on FX, they didn't even say who Rob

0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:18.040
<v Speaker 2>macklaney was. In this one review they said, Ryan Reynolds

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 2>an actor friend by ore.

0:34:20.520 --> 0:34:22.720
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy, And I'm like, he's been on a TV

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 1>show for fifteen.

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:27.759
<v Speaker 2>Years, the longest running live action sitcom in history. It's

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:31.759
<v Speaker 2>like The Simpsons is longer there next. And I don't know,

0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:34.240
<v Speaker 2>but people just love I don't know. I think people

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 2>love to be fans of things, so, but yes, why

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 2>would I want to watch season after seasons after season?

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:43.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. They're getting really good at follow docs now.

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Like they made people care about Formula one racing, they

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 2>make people care about NFL quarterbacks like they just they

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:54.400
<v Speaker 2>show you the human interest side of how hard it is.

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:34:56.719 --> 0:35:00.399
<v Speaker 2>But why do I care that Ryan Reynolds and Rob

0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:04.160
<v Speaker 2>mclaney are doing it? No? They to me, I do

0:35:04.239 --> 0:35:05.840
<v Speaker 2>not care, Right.

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 1>It just seems like such an out of touch, Like,

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:11.600
<v Speaker 1>look at these incredibly wealthy people. They can just go

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:14.319
<v Speaker 1>and buy a team, and that's what they can do,

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:15.920
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? It just seems so out

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 1>of touch. But you know, I've never understood things that

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 1>are popular, and I never will and it is a

0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:23.880
<v Speaker 1>detriment to my career.

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Scottie, Well, there was a team called Watford that Elton

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:30.600
<v Speaker 2>John bought in the seventies. At Elton John's like Rise,

0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:35.920
<v Speaker 2>he bought some crappy like fifth tier soccer football club Watford,

0:35:36.040 --> 0:35:39.000
<v Speaker 2>and now Watford's in the Premier League. So like, I

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:42.680
<v Speaker 2>guess they could turn it around. You, I don't know.

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Does sounds I don't know. Not for me.

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll tease you into some thumbs up. Oh good IDEA

0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:54.799
<v Speaker 1>man in Ohio accidentally buys entire street has trouble giving

0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:55.239
<v Speaker 1>it back.

0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:00.319
<v Speaker 2>Why would you want to give it back? Oh? That

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:04.360
<v Speaker 2>is a good cliffhanger. Taylor Hunt wants the thumb. Cricket

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:08.799
<v Speaker 2>and themselves way up for publishing the first episode of

0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 2>their podcast, Queer to Ho. Our first episode is about

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:17.080
<v Speaker 2>surviving the holidays while keeping your familiar relationships intact. And

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:19.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming Queer to Ho is about being a queer

0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:26.279
<v Speaker 2>person in Idaho, which is very tricky and probably this

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 2>podcast is fantastic. I'm going to leave them a five

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:32.920
<v Speaker 2>star review. Congratulations, thumbs up Taylor and Cricket. That's a

0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:36.480
<v Speaker 2>great thing and if you're interested in what it's like

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:39.920
<v Speaker 2>to be a queer person in Idaho or any state

0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:43.120
<v Speaker 2>where you might not be welcomed. Check out Queer to Ho.

0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Taylor and Cricket. There is an old skate

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:50.880
<v Speaker 1>and surf company from the eighties called TNC, and I

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 1>encourage you to go look at their old logos because

0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:56.279
<v Speaker 1>they were fun and goofy and take it for you

0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:57.440
<v Speaker 1>guys for TNC.

0:36:57.640 --> 0:37:03.839
<v Speaker 2>Taylor and Cricket's sounds so great. Congratulations Podcasts. Just keep

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:06.879
<v Speaker 2>at it, make sure it sounds good. Alex and all

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 2>her animals, friend of the pod asked if we could

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:13.279
<v Speaker 2>make her recently deceased grandmother, Patricia Andrews, the banana of

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:16.200
<v Speaker 2>the week. Current We can do that, of course, Patricia

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Andrews going up to the big banana split in the sky.

0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 2>You are the banana of the week and I'm sure

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 2>a really nice gal. Yeah. Susie Bauer wants the thumb

0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Megan way up. For over a year of sobriety, Susie

0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:35.879
<v Speaker 2>is so proud of you, Megan. It's been a joy

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.279
<v Speaker 2>to watch you create. Oh, it's been a joy to

0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 2>watch you create a beautiful life. Well that's nice, Yes,

0:37:41.560 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 2>there really is. Congratulations Megan thumbs up. And also we're

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:49.279
<v Speaker 2>getting closer to the end of the dry sixty nine

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 2>for the people who started on January first. You can

0:37:53.960 --> 0:37:56.960
<v Speaker 2>start your dry sixty nine anytime you want, just sixty

0:37:57.040 --> 0:38:02.239
<v Speaker 2>nine days consecutive days of zero alcohol. I don't care

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:04.920
<v Speaker 2>if you smoke weed, I don't care if you take methamphetamines.

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Just no alcohol. Yes, and I will send you a

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:12.360
<v Speaker 2>bumper sticker. And we have a new sticker maker, Sticker Bull,

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.799
<v Speaker 2>who are bananimals who came to our live show at

0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Bob Baker Manette Theater stage introduc theirself. They already sent

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.719
<v Speaker 2>me the new stickers. They're perfect. So if you need stickers,

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 2>go to Sticker Bull. There are buddies, they're bananimals. I

0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:27.600
<v Speaker 2>think Aaron Rdman is going to order some page Roasting

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Company stickers from them.

0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes, making connections amongst bananamals.

0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I know that's the best we can do. Let me

0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 2>do one more.

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:40.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm down, I'm ready for it.

0:38:41.640 --> 0:38:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Let's see. Okay, this is a good thumbs up. John

0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Vick wants to thumb his wife Amanda completely up. Amanda's

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<v Speaker 2>a day. Yeah, she's getting the full thumb set right

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:57.280
<v Speaker 2>up there. A mana is a day one Murder Banana

0:38:57.360 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 2>who introduced John two Bananas at a very low point

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:02.760
<v Speaker 2>during the Great Choir. And now they've listened to every

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<v Speaker 2>single episode together and they've seen us live two times.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason John wants to thumb Amanda up is

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:12.600
<v Speaker 2>John wants to thumb Amanda's thumb up. Amanda slammed her

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<v Speaker 2>thumb in a car door over the Christmas break. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so thumbs up, feel better, Amanda. I did that as

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<v Speaker 2>a young banana boy. I was driving home. Well, I

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:28.000
<v Speaker 2>was riding home with my dad from a soccer practice.

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<v Speaker 2>We went to Barbes Snowballs. While getting out, I was

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<v Speaker 2>so excited to get a snowball that I slammed my

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<v Speaker 2>thumb in the car door, and the woman Barbara, who

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<v Speaker 2>owned the snowball shed, gave me a plane like shaved

0:39:44.440 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 2>ice snowball to stick my bruising and bleeding thumb into

0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:52.240
<v Speaker 2>as I rode home. So shout OULP. Thumbs up to Barbara,

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<v Speaker 2>thumbs up to Amanda. It is a top Why am

0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:58.080
<v Speaker 2>I just listing tops all this week? It's a it's

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<v Speaker 2>a top five pain for me in my life blaming

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<v Speaker 2>my thumb. Wow, and had a kidney stone. A kidney

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<v Speaker 2>Stone that was number one. That's I was going to call.

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<v Speaker 1>It a penis rock. So I'm happy you said Kidney Stone.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot the name.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it rocked my penis, that's for sure. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is man in Ohio accidentally buys entire street

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<v Speaker 1>and has trouble giving it back. This is from Independent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm written by Greg Gadzio, Greg Gazios.

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<v Speaker 2>Best in the business.

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<v Speaker 1>And Ohio man is fighting to keep the street he

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally bought, claiming the city is trying to take it

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<v Speaker 1>back by force.

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<v Speaker 2>And I hate cities.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason font le Roy font Leroy. I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason font Loi.

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<v Speaker 1>And he owns the street too. His little Lord Fauntleroy

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to build him. What is Little Lord font from?

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<v Speaker 2>It's that character, Oh is it? Uh? Yeah, it's a book.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there's a book called Little Lord font Leroy. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>never read it, but yeah, it's a it's a very

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:14.040
<v Speaker 2>old book from I don't owned eighteen hundreds or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. Jason fut Leroy wanted to build himself

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<v Speaker 1>a home or shall we say, a castle for a

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<v Speaker 1>lord on a lot in Trenton, which is just north

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<v Speaker 1>of Cincinnati and southeast of Dayton. So this is not

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<v Speaker 1>the New Jersey Trenton that has the most delightful sign

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<v Speaker 1>on a bridge I've ever seen. Not delightful, but threatening,

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:37.480
<v Speaker 1>giant white letters that says what Trenton makes the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Take tkes, Yeah, I sure do.

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<v Speaker 1>So purchased what he believed to be a plot of

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<v Speaker 1>land for five thousand dollars from Butler County Sheriff's offs

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<v Speaker 1>auction in twenty twenty one. Land's cheap in Ohio. You

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<v Speaker 1>buy a plot of land for five thousand dollars. In reality,

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:57.960
<v Speaker 1>he had actually purchased the entire street of Bloomfield Court.

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<v Speaker 1>Three years later, the city began the process of reclaiming

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<v Speaker 1>the street through the use of eminent domain. Under Ohio

0:42:04.280 --> 0:42:07.440
<v Speaker 1>state law, owners whose properties are being taken by eminent

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<v Speaker 1>domain are entitled to quote just compensation for their loss.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct.

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<v Speaker 1>The term just compensation, according to Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost,

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<v Speaker 1>is defined as the quote fair market value of a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of property. Yes, while font Loi, little lord is

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<v Speaker 1>is absolutely legally entitled to be paid for his street,

0:42:29.480 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 1>he believes the city is trying to stiff him. He

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<v Speaker 1>told the WCPO nine that an assessment by the city

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:38.359
<v Speaker 1>of determinus streets value only considered his lot and left

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the land out of the calculation. Fauntleroy

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<v Speaker 1>tried to bring the alleged oversight to the city's attention,

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<v Speaker 1>but he claims the city's dodging him. They shut me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Little Lord Fauntleroy told WCPO, they blocked my calls. It's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to get through at anybody. They blocked my calls.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know the whole city blocked your calls.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't, You have no idea, Marco Nichols, Trenton Cities

0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 1>manager told the broadcast. So the city could not comment,

0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. So basically what was happening was, so

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:12.680
<v Speaker 1>there's a there's a on this street. There's a total

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<v Speaker 1>of five properties on the road, and as the street

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:18.759
<v Speaker 1>is privately owned, little Lord Fauntleroy is responsible for maintaining

0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 1>the road, not just for himself but for the other

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:25.000
<v Speaker 1>homeowners living on the street, right, and so obviously potholes

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<v Speaker 1>need like when it snows, it's not getting plowed, that

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 1>sort of thing. So he wants to give it back,

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<v Speaker 1>but he wants to get paid for giving it back.

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<v Speaker 1>I see it seemed I don't know. I come, I'm

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I go back and forth. It's like you bought you

0:43:39.040 --> 0:43:41.920
<v Speaker 1>bought this land for a song, pal, and you still

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:44.760
<v Speaker 1>have the land. The street was an accident.

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<v Speaker 2>Just give it back?

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<v Speaker 1>What like, what do you want to how much money

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:50.840
<v Speaker 1>do you want? What do you It seems like he's

0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:53.200
<v Speaker 1>he's like, give me more, give me more.

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:56.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't I'll take that street. So is he responsible

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<v Speaker 2>for are you saying he's responsible for the snow clean

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:01.759
<v Speaker 2>up and all that kind of stuff, Because if it's

0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:05.840
<v Speaker 2>just it, oh, I see, I don't want that street.

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:08.200
<v Speaker 2>If it was just a okay, I don't want that street.

0:44:08.360 --> 0:44:10.480
<v Speaker 1>But that's the thing. It's like, oh, this seems like

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>a burden to you. Just give it back. You're like

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 1>the demand, you demanding to be paid to be relieved

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:21.280
<v Speaker 1>of a burden. Like there's no advantage to owning the street.

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Right for him, there's no advantage. It's just a burden.

0:44:24.800 --> 0:44:26.440
<v Speaker 1>He has to maintain it, he has to plow it.

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<v Speaker 1>So just give it back. Quit being a greedy, little

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 1>little old fauntleroy.

0:44:32.200 --> 0:44:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree. You also, or grow up and make

0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 2>it the coolest street in America. And a tourist attraction

0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:41.280
<v Speaker 2>and print merchandise. Paint it a rainbow color.

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<v Speaker 1>You do what you want with that street.

0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Make it awesome. Yeah, why you being such a bummer there?

0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:49.200
<v Speaker 2>We always get sent stories about potholes and then you know,

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:51.360
<v Speaker 2>some wankxi or whatever the guy will fill him in

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:53.759
<v Speaker 2>and spray paint a ding dong on it. There's so

0:44:54.600 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 2>have a little original thought. North of Cincinnati, Ohio, Trenton,

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:02.920
<v Speaker 2>go out there and make that street the best job

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:05.640
<v Speaker 2>damn street in North America. And then you know what,

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:09.000
<v Speaker 2>if you build it, Bud, they're gonna come. You're gonna

0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:11.719
<v Speaker 2>have Hellman's Mayo sponsors, Meg Ryan's gonna be in the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the block. Climaxing. This is on you, faunt Leroy.

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:18.719
<v Speaker 1>This is on you, faunt le Roy. I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this.

0:45:20.000 --> 0:45:23.480
<v Speaker 2>You definitely won't because you don't understand technology, because you

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:25.879
<v Speaker 2>think the whole city is blocking your phone calls. Hire

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 2>a lawyer. Every local news station has like one guy

0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:33.319
<v Speaker 2>that's like, I stand up for you, let's get in there.

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:35.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the streets, I'm putting a microphone and people

0:45:35.640 --> 0:45:39.680
<v Speaker 2>call that guy exactly in Baltimore's get Gelman, I think,

0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:42.839
<v Speaker 2>or get Gelfman, and it'd be like, I can't get

0:45:42.960 --> 0:45:45.960
<v Speaker 2>them the city to stop knocking my mailbox over when

0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:47.799
<v Speaker 2>they plow snow, and then that guy gets in the

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 2>plow guy's face as he's like, why do you knock

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:51.880
<v Speaker 2>over mailboxes? Get Gelman.

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<v Speaker 1>Maya our buddy, our buddy Rob just recently hired Sweet James.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, gives some context.

0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:03.960
<v Speaker 1>It was a little car accident and it was a

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Sweet James billboard right there, so we just called Sweet James.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet James is the art LA's version of that, where

0:46:12.719 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 1>it's just everywhere, just as I think it's one eight

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 1>hundred Sweet James, or it's just dial Sweet James.

0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:22.279
<v Speaker 2>Get Gelfman. Yeah exactly. But also that guy, I think

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:24.600
<v Speaker 2>was married to one of the Real Housewives and so

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:27.239
<v Speaker 2>he's actually like a known dude. So if you're a

0:46:27.320 --> 0:46:29.719
<v Speaker 2>huge fan of Housewives, which I would guess half our

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:33.560
<v Speaker 2>audience is a massive fan, yeah, they know who Sweet

0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:36.959
<v Speaker 2>James is. Yeah, he's an accident attorney, and I guess

0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:39.800
<v Speaker 2>he's very good at his jobs. But around Los Angeles

0:46:39.800 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 2>and La County he has upwards of I don't know,

0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:46.880
<v Speaker 2>two thousand billboards where his face is on it, and

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 2>he looks a little like a cartoon Satan.

0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:52.880
<v Speaker 1>He does. I agree with that assessment. He looks like

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 1>a little like like Jack Nicholson playing Satan. That's allegedly,

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:02.719
<v Speaker 1>allegedly alleged. He does give us one headline to send

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<v Speaker 1>us home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll take this one, nice and slow. Alissa Evans

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 2>sent this in Thank you, Alyssa Evans. That's a you

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:13.759
<v Speaker 2>feel like if you knew an Alyssa Evans knowing up,

0:47:13.760 --> 0:47:15.759
<v Speaker 2>she was probably one of the nicer people in your

0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 2>homeroom class.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 2>This was on today dot com rich and yeah right,

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<v Speaker 2>this is happening right now. Rachel Paula Abrahamson. Maybe if

0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:31.520
<v Speaker 2>your last name is Abraham.

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<v Speaker 1>Samson, don't put the middle name.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need the Paula Rachel. I'll actually be rp.

0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Abrahamson and then people go ooh, intrigue. Anyways, she is

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:42.480
<v Speaker 2>the best in the business, even though her name is

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<v Speaker 2>a calamity. Mom gives birth in a Krispy Kreme parking

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<v Speaker 2>lot during a historic Alabama blizzard. They're calling the baby glaze.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and that is where we'll leave that. You

0:47:57.239 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 1>gotta start the next one. With that one, Scottie, I

0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:00.719
<v Speaker 1>will gladly do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Alyssa Evans for sending it in guy scales,

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<v Speaker 2>The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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