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Speaker 1: And love. It was indulgent in a beautiful way. Here

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Speaker 2: Oh come on, well, dog gone. Let's get into a

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Speaker 2: brand new episode of the beautiful, wonderful and fantastic Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Do world, would you be my jillion pieces.

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Speaker 1: Guys, gus, non binary pals, Welcome to this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I am Kurt brown Oler.

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Speaker 2: That's Kurt Brown Oler. He's in a hotel room. I

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Speaker 2: think somewhere I've been in a boy number two Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast ever.

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Speaker 2: Was that's all we do. We keep it silly twenty

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Speaker 2: four to seven, three sixty. We take five days off

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Speaker 2: and get really really serious about stuff. It is.

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Speaker 1: It's you know, it's the first time I've been in

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Speaker 1: and you know, it's a totally different city. First off,

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Speaker 1: very sad at eight am, very trash strewn at eight am.

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Speaker 1: I see, but but no, it's like a delight to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but my Yeah, my.

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Speaker 1: Hotel is directly across the street from Cheer Up Charlie's,

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Speaker 1: I had my own sound machine, double sound machines, and

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Speaker 1: And I could still hear. I'm literally it's it's I

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Speaker 2: Are you doing a show or a movie? What are

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Speaker 1: I'm opening for Kumal He's well, yeah, record his new

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Speaker 1: Hour in March, and so I've been on the road

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Speaker 1: of my absolutely best material that's not necessarily all new stuff.

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Speaker 1: They don't have any idea.

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Speaker 2: They don't care at all. Yeah, and then happy to

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Speaker 2: That's so fun it's funny. I Cheerup charlie Is. I

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Speaker 2: like Cheerup Charlie's that play that utz music super late

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Speaker 2: You really can. Well again, I'm proud of you for

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Speaker 2: I'm into it. I made some business cards here. I

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Speaker 2: I met Banana Boy number two. It was medium. If

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Speaker 2: you want one of these, I made five hundred of them,

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Speaker 2: And so wal Kurt and I do some live shows

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Speaker 2: coming up. We have Our first show is in Phoenix

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Speaker 2: on March twenty ninth at Stand Up Live at three pm.

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Speaker 2: You can be home for appetizers, you can be home

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Speaker 1: Watching these commercials. Almost every commercial on BBC America is

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Speaker 1: Just yeah, Oh, it's not a big deal that I'm

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Speaker 2: We're just taking your You're gonna be dead in ten years.

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Speaker 1: God damn it. Everything about to speak speaking of ruining,

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Speaker 2: As soon as you start saying it, my mind was

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Speaker 1: Tell me what's worth it? Tell me what's worth it

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Speaker 2: Also, isn't it weird that west of the Mississippi they

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Speaker 1: It looks like trash, it looks like the like back

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Speaker 2: Also, it's a Katsas Deli, so mayo doesn't really make sense,

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Speaker 2: what she's having anyway.

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Speaker 1: It's by Ohman Al Yahai, oh ya Yai. China's first

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Speaker 2: I will shut up now. Woman in court for aggressively

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Speaker 2: A judge has let rip at a woman. Oh boy,

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Speaker 2: It was a straight faced professor Dian Williams's job to

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Speaker 1: All the Welsh things.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we're a very Welsh themed again. I love Wales.

433
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Speaker 1: I wish I spilled this episode. It's a Welsh thing.

434
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Speaker 1: You would understand.

435
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Speaker 2: That sounds good. Harriet Gorse, defending Miss Evans, said, there

436
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 2: are some issues going on between missus Evans' partner and

437
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 2: his ex partner with regard ard to child contact. At

438
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 2: the time she sent these videos, she had had some

439
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: drinks and she sent them understanding now that she has

440
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 2: caused the victim some distress. She sent them without malicious intent.

441
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: Miss Williams added, not untrue. It was purely malicious. She

442
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 2: was smirking throughout, found it hilarious, but our victim didn't Evans.

443
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: For a second. Yeah, this was because she thought that.

444
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 2: With regard to child contact, so.

445
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: Was regarding custody. This is oh my god, it's like

446
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: doubles down, being like, not illegal in any way, but

447
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: the worst idea to like incur. You're like, you should

448
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: let my boyfriends see his kids look at me. I'm

449
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: farting and sending these videos to seven of them over

450
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Speaker 1: all holidays. I's okay, I mean legal should have gone

451
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: to court, but this person is dumb.

452
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 2: Evans is ventosity. Kurt I looked up ventosity because I

453
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: had never heard it before, and it is a noun

454
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: that means windiness, flatulence, or excessive pride.

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Speaker 1: Ventosity, folks, it is an educational podcast for those of

456
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: you who don't believe us. You're wrong. All right, I'm

457
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna walk around now, and you have

458
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: a beautifully British way to say someone farts a lot.

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00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: They sure do. Evans's ventosity ended up costing her three

460
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Speaker 2: hundred pounds, including one hundred pound compensation for her victim

461
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 2: and one hundred and ninety nine for court costs. In

462
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Speaker 2: a victim statement read to the court, Miss Priytheric, it's

463
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: probably so it's Welsh named, so it's probably like prythric

464
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 2: or they always have a hock in there, so it's prithric,

465
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: said she would like to feel safe in my own homes.

466
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: You also have to carry out fifteen rehab sessions for

467
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 2: her sphincter whistles, and must substain from alcohol for two months.

468
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 2: She was also given a two year restraining order from

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00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: preventing preventing her from contacting her victim. See that's the thing,

470
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: all this other stuff. Fifteen rehab sessions for being a drunk.

471
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: That sucks. That's stupid. Also, if you're this is the

472
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: best case scenario if you are angry at your exis

473
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 2: new partner. First of all, who cares? Don't ever think

474
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: of those people ever again. But if you are the

475
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: kind of person who does, and you get drunk and

476
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: the worst you do is fart, send it to them

477
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 2: and smile into your phone. You're a great drinker. You're

478
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: an incredibly good drinker, you know what I mean. That's

479
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: like people go over and key cars or throw rocks

480
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: through windows, or stalk people or chase people. This woman's

481
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,479
Speaker 2: just farting her phone four or five times over holiday break,

482
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: giving a smirk. This feels like high level drinking, low

483
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 2: level IQ.

484
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, high level drinking, low level IQ. Agreed, Agreed and harmless.

485
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: I want to know how she doesn't feel safe for

486
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: the road home for me. I agree.

487
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 2: I agree. I don't understand it at all.

488
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: You need to say something to like sue someone, but

489
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,479
Speaker 1: it seems crazy.

490
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: I agree, Like again, she didn't go over there. This

491
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 2: woman wasn't walking around and farting through the mail slot

492
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: or in or even in the mail box. But I

493
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: stayed at a place called the Tree Castle in Wales

494
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Speaker 2: and Bull Bay, and when I was there, they have

495
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 2: like a bar restaurant overlooks this beautiful bay. The first

496
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: couple of days, no rain. Absolutely gorgeous. The owner of

497
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 2: that place weather for the UK, Yeah, gorgeous. It did

498
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 2: rain the third day. I think I told the story

499
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: that I was. I met. I went on this long

500
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Speaker 2: hike along the cliff's edge, and I'm sure I told

501
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 2: this one. But I was walking and this guy's like, hey,

502
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: where are you from? And I'm like, I'm actually from America.

503
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 2: I'm from California. And he's like, oh, wonderful. Have you

504
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 2: seen the dolphins. I go no, He goes, oh, there's

505
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: like a crevasse up ahead. Go look for this bench,

506
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: and then when you get to the bench, look down

507
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 2: to your left and then that's where the dolphins meet

508
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 2: and feed. And I said okay, and so I hike up.

509
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: I said how far is He goes, oh, it's about

510
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes, and he was right, And so I walk

511
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: and starts raining. In the fifteen minutes. I'm there. I

512
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: had a rain jacket with me, very lovely horses, sheep, me, whales, cliffs, gorgeous,

513
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: not cold, just really walking in the rain. And I

514
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: come over a little crest on this little single track

515
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 2: trail and there's a man laying down. I'm sure I

516
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: told this. There's a grown man, probably in his sixties

517
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: maybe seventies, lying on the ground on his side, like

518
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: elbow into the ground on his hip. And I thought

519
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: maybe he had a slip and fall because it was raining,

520
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: the treacherous and I walk up to him and I said, Hi,

521
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: are you okay and he said yes, and he was

522
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 2: eating blackberries on the ground. His fingers were stained, and

523
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 2: he goes, yes, eating blackberries freshly bathed. And the story

524
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: I had to have, but yeah, a man had left

525
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: his house, his farmhouse, and walked out to this field

526
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 2: of natural wild blackberries in the rain and was lying

527
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 2: in them on his side, eating them. Freshly bathed, and there.

528
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: Are incredible people who know how to live life correctly. Yes,

529
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: And this man knows how to live life absolutely correctly.

530
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: Yes. I could not agree more. And I told him

531
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 2: I was going to go see the dolphins and he said,

532
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: they are, there are dolphins, and go Look. I did

533
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 2: not see the dolphins. But if you were on a

534
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 2: road trip in the UK, and you do go in

535
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: the Wales, you don't have to just go to Wrexham

536
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 2: because there's a TV show about that soccer team, even

537
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: though you can, but go to Bull Bay, go to

538
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: the Trade Castle. Stay there. It's a very unique place.

539
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 2: The owner is this surly, older, gruff guy who's also

540
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: a great innkeep. And when I was there, I went

541
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: down to get a They have a little pub in

542
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: the lobby and I stood, you know, standing bar, like

543
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 2: a classic bar, no stools, And I get a pint

544
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: and these men are laughing and there must be I

545
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: don't know, twelve men seventy five plus years old, and

546
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 2: they sat and drank for four or five hours and

547
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: laughed and told stories and laughed in stories. And the

548
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: whole time I'm thinking, like, we're we're all so conscious

549
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: of our health in America and especially in Los Angeles,

550
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 2: like and these guys spend their entire day eating. They

551
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 2: were not a vegetable to be found, even though one

552
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 2: night on the menu they had bock choice, so I

553
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: ordered it because I was just so fascinated that they

554
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 2: at boch Choy in Wales an omlik omlik bul day

555
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: and I'm like, these guys, I would love to live

556
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: to be seventy five years old.

557
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: I would think that you know, they were seventy five years.

558
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 2: Old, right, they could have been fifty and just look.

559
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: Xaty and just like they're your age and they just

560
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: look seventy five.

561
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: That's a good point. That's a good boy.

562
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: And then I think when I see like an old

563
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: person who's just like just in the pub all day long,

564
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: just like yeah, eating eating sausage after sausage, I'm like,

565
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: is it is it that you can just do whatever

566
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: the hell you want?

567
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: Or is it that that person's fifty two years old?

568
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 2: Uh? That is absolutely it? My god, it was so great. Anyways,

569
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: Whales rocks, Oh that sounds great.

570
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: Also to speak about that Wrexham TV show I am

571
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: I'm on a soapbox today. Scottie first helmet first, the

572
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: Helman's mayonnaise thing. Now, can someone explain to me why

573
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: in the world I would want to watch a TV

574
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: show about two incredibly wealthy actors who purchase a soccer team.

575
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: What is there about that show that deserves it getting

576
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: a second season? What is it? Is it just because

577
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and John and Rob R.

578
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 2: Mclan are delightful?

579
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: Is that it it's just that they're delightful or is

580
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: there some real interesting thing here that I'm missing and

581
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: I'm stupid?

582
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's in the wake of ted Lasso

583
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: being such a mega hit, just such an absolute I mean,

584
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: the stars of of ted Lasso are so famous now

585
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: it's unbelievable. And so, I mean, I did watch the

586
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: first two episodes because I was curious, because I like

587
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 2: I like so I like watching football and I try

588
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: to go to Premier League games every time I'm in England.

589
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: I like soccer too.

590
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 2: I do like the idea of going in and try

591
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 2: and pumping money into a small whatever they are like

592
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: Football League one. They're like some lower league and trying

593
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 2: to get them into the Premier League is kind of

594
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 2: exciting and fun. But yes, the best was When the

595
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: show premiered on FX, they didn't even say who Rob

596
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 2: macklaney was. In this one review they said, Ryan Reynolds

597
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: an actor friend by ore.

598
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 1: That's crazy, And I'm like, he's been on a TV

599
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: show for fifteen.

600
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 2: Years, the longest running live action sitcom in history. It's

601
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: like The Simpsons is longer there next. And I don't know,

602
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 2: but people just love I don't know. I think people

603
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 2: love to be fans of things, so, but yes, why

604
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: would I want to watch season after seasons after season?

605
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're getting really good at follow docs now.

606
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: Like they made people care about Formula one racing, they

607
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: make people care about NFL quarterbacks like they just they

608
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: show you the human interest side of how hard it is.

609
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't know.

610
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,399
Speaker 2: But why do I care that Ryan Reynolds and Rob

611
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 2: mclaney are doing it? No? They to me, I do

612
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: not care, Right.

613
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: It just seems like such an out of touch, Like,

614
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: look at these incredibly wealthy people. They can just go

615
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: and buy a team, and that's what they can do,

616
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It just seems so out

617
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: of touch. But you know, I've never understood things that

618
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: are popular, and I never will and it is a

619
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: detriment to my career.

620
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 2: Scottie, Well, there was a team called Watford that Elton

621
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: John bought in the seventies. At Elton John's like Rise,

622
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 2: he bought some crappy like fifth tier soccer football club Watford,

623
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: and now Watford's in the Premier League. So like, I

624
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: guess they could turn it around. You, I don't know.

625
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: Does sounds I don't know. Not for me.

626
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: I'll tease you into some thumbs up. Oh good IDEA

627
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: man in Ohio accidentally buys entire street has trouble giving

628
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: it back.

629
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 2: Why would you want to give it back? Oh? That

630
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 2: is a good cliffhanger. Taylor Hunt wants the thumb. Cricket

631
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: and themselves way up for publishing the first episode of

632
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: their podcast, Queer to Ho. Our first episode is about

633
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: surviving the holidays while keeping your familiar relationships intact. And

634
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 2: I'm assuming Queer to Ho is about being a queer

635
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 2: person in Idaho, which is very tricky and probably this

636
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: podcast is fantastic. I'm going to leave them a five

637
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 2: star review. Congratulations, thumbs up Taylor and Cricket. That's a

638
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 2: great thing and if you're interested in what it's like

639
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: to be a queer person in Idaho or any state

640
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 2: where you might not be welcomed. Check out Queer to Ho.

641
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Taylor and Cricket. There is an old skate

642
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: and surf company from the eighties called TNC, and I

643
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: encourage you to go look at their old logos because

644
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: they were fun and goofy and take it for you

645
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: guys for TNC.

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Speaker 2: Taylor and Cricket's sounds so great. Congratulations Podcasts. Just keep

647
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 2: at it, make sure it sounds good. Alex and all

648
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 2: her animals, friend of the pod asked if we could

649
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Speaker 2: make her recently deceased grandmother, Patricia Andrews, the banana of

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Speaker 2: the week. Current We can do that, of course, Patricia

651
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Speaker 2: Andrews going up to the big banana split in the sky.

652
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Speaker 2: You are the banana of the week and I'm sure

653
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Speaker 2: a really nice gal. Yeah. Susie Bauer wants the thumb

654
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Speaker 2: Megan way up. For over a year of sobriety, Susie

655
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Speaker 2: is so proud of you, Megan. It's been a joy

656
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Speaker 2: to watch you create. Oh, it's been a joy to

657
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Speaker 2: watch you create a beautiful life. Well that's nice, Yes,

658
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Speaker 2: there really is. Congratulations Megan thumbs up. And also we're

659
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Speaker 2: getting closer to the end of the dry sixty nine

660
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Speaker 2: for the people who started on January first. You can

661
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Speaker 2: start your dry sixty nine anytime you want, just sixty

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Speaker 2: nine days consecutive days of zero alcohol. I don't care

663
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Speaker 2: if you smoke weed, I don't care if you take methamphetamines.

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Speaker 2: Just no alcohol. Yes, and I will send you a

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Speaker 2: bumper sticker. And we have a new sticker maker, Sticker Bull,

666
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: who are bananimals who came to our live show at

667
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Speaker 2: Bob Baker Manette Theater stage introduc theirself. They already sent

668
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 2: me the new stickers. They're perfect. So if you need stickers,

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Speaker 2: go to Sticker Bull. There are buddies, they're bananimals. I

670
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Speaker 2: think Aaron Rdman is going to order some page Roasting

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Speaker 2: Company stickers from them.

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Speaker 1: Yes, making connections amongst bananamals.

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Speaker 2: I know that's the best we can do. Let me

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Speaker 2: do one more.

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Speaker 1: I'm down, I'm ready for it.

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Speaker 2: Let's see. Okay, this is a good thumbs up. John

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Speaker 2: Vick wants to thumb his wife Amanda completely up. Amanda's

678
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Speaker 2: a day. Yeah, she's getting the full thumb set right

679
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 2: up there. A mana is a day one Murder Banana

680
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: who introduced John two Bananas at a very low point

681
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 2: during the Great Choir. And now they've listened to every

682
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Speaker 2: single episode together and they've seen us live two times.

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Speaker 2: But the reason John wants to thumb Amanda up is

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Speaker 2: John wants to thumb Amanda's thumb up. Amanda slammed her

685
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Speaker 2: thumb in a car door over the Christmas break. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so thumbs up, feel better, Amanda. I did that as

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Speaker 2: a young banana boy. I was driving home. Well, I

688
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Speaker 2: was riding home with my dad from a soccer practice.

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Speaker 2: We went to Barbes Snowballs. While getting out, I was

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Speaker 2: so excited to get a snowball that I slammed my

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Speaker 2: thumb in the car door, and the woman Barbara, who

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Speaker 2: owned the snowball shed, gave me a plane like shaved

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Speaker 2: ice snowball to stick my bruising and bleeding thumb into

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Speaker 2: as I rode home. So shout OULP. Thumbs up to Barbara,

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Speaker 2: thumbs up to Amanda. It is a top Why am

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Speaker 2: I just listing tops all this week? It's a it's

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Speaker 2: a top five pain for me in my life blaming

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Speaker 2: my thumb. Wow, and had a kidney stone. A kidney

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Speaker 2: Stone that was number one. That's I was going to call.

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Speaker 1: It a penis rock. So I'm happy you said Kidney Stone.

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Speaker 1: I forgot the name.

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Speaker 2: Well it rocked my penis, that's for sure. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: thank you.

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Speaker 1: There it is man in Ohio accidentally buys entire street

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Speaker 1: and has trouble giving it back. This is from Independent.

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Speaker 1: I'm written by Greg Gadzio, Greg Gazios.

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Speaker 2: Best in the business.

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Speaker 1: And Ohio man is fighting to keep the street he

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Speaker 1: accidentally bought, claiming the city is trying to take it

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Speaker 1: back by force.

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Speaker 2: And I hate cities.

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Speaker 1: Jason font le Roy font Leroy. I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: Jason font Loi.

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Speaker 1: And he owns the street too. His little Lord Fauntleroy

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Speaker 1: wanted to build him. What is Little Lord font from?

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Speaker 2: It's that character, Oh is it? Uh? Yeah, it's a book.

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Speaker 2: Oh there's a book called Little Lord font Leroy. I'd

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Speaker 2: never read it, but yeah, it's a it's a very

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Speaker 2: old book from I don't owned eighteen hundreds or something.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Jason fut Leroy wanted to build himself

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Speaker 1: a home or shall we say, a castle for a

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Speaker 1: lord on a lot in Trenton, which is just north

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Speaker 1: of Cincinnati and southeast of Dayton. So this is not

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Speaker 1: the New Jersey Trenton that has the most delightful sign

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Speaker 1: on a bridge I've ever seen. Not delightful, but threatening,

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00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: giant white letters that says what Trenton makes the world.

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Speaker 2: Take tkes, Yeah, I sure do.

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Speaker 1: So purchased what he believed to be a plot of

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Speaker 1: land for five thousand dollars from Butler County Sheriff's offs

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Speaker 1: auction in twenty twenty one. Land's cheap in Ohio. You

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Speaker 1: buy a plot of land for five thousand dollars. In reality,

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Speaker 1: he had actually purchased the entire street of Bloomfield Court.

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Speaker 1: Three years later, the city began the process of reclaiming

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Speaker 1: the street through the use of eminent domain. Under Ohio

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Speaker 1: state law, owners whose properties are being taken by eminent

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Speaker 1: domain are entitled to quote just compensation for their loss.

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Speaker 2: Correct.

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Speaker 1: The term just compensation, according to Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost,

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Speaker 1: is defined as the quote fair market value of a

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Speaker 1: piece of property. Yes, while font Loi, little lord is

741
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Speaker 1: is absolutely legally entitled to be paid for his street,

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00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: he believes the city is trying to stiff him. He

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Speaker 1: told the WCPO nine that an assessment by the city

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Speaker 1: of determinus streets value only considered his lot and left

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Speaker 1: the rest of the land out of the calculation. Fauntleroy

746
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Speaker 1: tried to bring the alleged oversight to the city's attention,

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Speaker 1: but he claims the city's dodging him. They shut me out.

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Speaker 1: Little Lord Fauntleroy told WCPO, they blocked my calls. It's

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Speaker 1: hard to get through at anybody. They blocked my calls.

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Speaker 1: How do you know the whole city blocked your calls.

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Speaker 1: You don't, You have no idea, Marco Nichols, Trenton Cities

752
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: manager told the broadcast. So the city could not comment,

753
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So basically what was happening was, so

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Speaker 1: there's a there's a on this street. There's a total

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00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: of five properties on the road, and as the street

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Speaker 1: is privately owned, little Lord Fauntleroy is responsible for maintaining

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Speaker 1: the road, not just for himself but for the other

758
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: homeowners living on the street, right, and so obviously potholes

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Speaker 1: need like when it snows, it's not getting plowed, that

760
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: sort of thing. So he wants to give it back,

761
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Speaker 1: but he wants to get paid for giving it back.

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Speaker 1: I see it seemed I don't know. I come, I'm

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00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: I go back and forth. It's like you bought you

764
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: bought this land for a song, pal, and you still

765
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Speaker 1: have the land. The street was an accident.

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Speaker 2: Just give it back?

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Speaker 1: What like, what do you want to how much money

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Speaker 1: do you want? What do you It seems like he's

769
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: he's like, give me more, give me more.

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Speaker 2: I don't I'll take that street. So is he responsible

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00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 2: for are you saying he's responsible for the snow clean

772
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 2: up and all that kind of stuff, Because if it's

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Speaker 2: just it, oh, I see, I don't want that street.

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00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 2: If it was just a okay, I don't want that street.

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00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. It's like, oh, this seems like

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00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: a burden to you. Just give it back. You're like

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00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: the demand, you demanding to be paid to be relieved

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Speaker 1: of a burden. Like there's no advantage to owning the street.

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00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: Right for him, there's no advantage. It's just a burden.

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Speaker 1: He has to maintain it, he has to plow it.

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00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: So just give it back. Quit being a greedy, little

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00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: little old fauntleroy.

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00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. You also, or grow up and make

784
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 2: it the coolest street in America. And a tourist attraction

785
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 2: and print merchandise. Paint it a rainbow color.

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Speaker 1: You do what you want with that street.

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Speaker 2: Make it awesome. Yeah, why you being such a bummer there?

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00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 2: We always get sent stories about potholes and then you know,

789
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 2: some wankxi or whatever the guy will fill him in

790
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 2: and spray paint a ding dong on it. There's so

791
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: have a little original thought. North of Cincinnati, Ohio, Trenton,

792
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: go out there and make that street the best job

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00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 2: damn street in North America. And then you know what,

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00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: if you build it, Bud, they're gonna come. You're gonna

795
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 2: have Hellman's Mayo sponsors, Meg Ryan's gonna be in the

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Speaker 2: end of the block. Climaxing. This is on you, faunt Leroy.

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00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: This is on you, faunt le Roy. I hope you

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Speaker 1: listen to this.

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Speaker 2: You definitely won't because you don't understand technology, because you

800
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 2: think the whole city is blocking your phone calls. Hire

801
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: a lawyer. Every local news station has like one guy

802
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 2: that's like, I stand up for you, let's get in there.

803
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 2: I'm on the streets, I'm putting a microphone and people

804
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 2: call that guy exactly in Baltimore's get Gelman, I think,

805
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 2: or get Gelfman, and it'd be like, I can't get

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00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 2: them the city to stop knocking my mailbox over when

807
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 2: they plow snow, and then that guy gets in the

808
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 2: plow guy's face as he's like, why do you knock

809
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 2: over mailboxes? Get Gelman.

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00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:57,919
Speaker 1: Maya our buddy, our buddy Rob just recently hired Sweet James.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, gives some context.

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00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: It was a little car accident and it was a

813
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 1: Sweet James billboard right there, so we just called Sweet James.

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00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: Sweet James is the art LA's version of that, where

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00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: it's just everywhere, just as I think it's one eight

816
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: hundred Sweet James, or it's just dial Sweet James.

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00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 2: Get Gelfman. Yeah exactly. But also that guy, I think

818
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: was married to one of the Real Housewives and so

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00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 2: he's actually like a known dude. So if you're a

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00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: huge fan of Housewives, which I would guess half our

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00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 2: audience is a massive fan, yeah, they know who Sweet

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00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,959
Speaker 2: James is. Yeah, he's an accident attorney, and I guess

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00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 2: he's very good at his jobs. But around Los Angeles

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00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: and La County he has upwards of I don't know,

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00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 2: two thousand billboards where his face is on it, and

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Speaker 2: he looks a little like a cartoon Satan.

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Speaker 1: He does. I agree with that assessment. He looks like

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00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: a little like like Jack Nicholson playing Satan. That's allegedly,

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00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: allegedly alleged. He does give us one headline to send

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Speaker 1: us home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take this one, nice and slow. Alissa Evans

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Speaker 2: sent this in Thank you, Alyssa Evans. That's a you

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Speaker 2: feel like if you knew an Alyssa Evans knowing up,

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Speaker 2: she was probably one of the nicer people in your

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Speaker 2: homeroom class.

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Speaker 1: You know, I agree with that.

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Speaker 2: This was on today dot com rich and yeah right,

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00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 2: this is happening right now. Rachel Paula Abrahamson. Maybe if

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Speaker 2: your last name is Abraham.

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Speaker 1: Samson, don't put the middle name.

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Speaker 2: You don't need the Paula Rachel. I'll actually be rp.

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00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 2: Abrahamson and then people go ooh, intrigue. Anyways, she is

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00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 2: the best in the business, even though her name is

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Speaker 2: a calamity. Mom gives birth in a Krispy Kreme parking

845
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Speaker 2: lot during a historic Alabama blizzard. They're calling the baby glaze.

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Speaker 1: All right, and that is where we'll leave that. You

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00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: gotta start the next one. With that one, Scottie, I

848
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Speaker 1: will gladly do it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Alyssa Evans for sending it in guy scales,

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Speaker 2: If you have the time in your life, if you're

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Speaker 2: looking at your phone right now, any five star review

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Speaker 2: on Spotify or Apple Podcasts helps us so very much.

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Speaker 2: So if you could take the time to give the

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Speaker 2: Banana Boys five stars, we'll take the time to say

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Speaker 2: thank you them. Bananas Right. Bananas is an exactly right

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Speaker 2: media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hertstar.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.

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