WEBVTT - The Big Snip 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:04.400 Hell We Suck At Being Newlyweds? Kylen Miller, key Man, 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:09.800 Jared haven An, iHeartRadio podcast. Hey, welcome to an all 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:13.240 new episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. That's 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.400 going to take some time to getting used to. It 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:18.799 is myself and we have our two other co hosts. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.920 But the reason I'm kind of like getting into that 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:24.520 is because, as you guys know, Dean has been I 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:28.160 don't know on Pluto, and this is the first time 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.520 that Dean and Calen have seen each other. And how 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:33.960 long Klein, I think it's been two weeks, two and 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:35.919 a half weeks, two and a half weeks. How does 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:37.760 it feel you guys are seeing each other for the 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:39.400 first time in two and a half weeks live on 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:43.000 the podcast, Baby on the podcast, it's been two weeks. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:46.519 I did the math on the flight. I was surprised. 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.879 I thought that you were going to text me this 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.120 morning and or Alice try to call me or something 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.800 before jumping on the podcast. So I'm surprised I was 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.960 going to but I didn't sleep last night, so I 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:57.880 needed every second of sleep. I could get why don't 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.360 you sleep because the winds are crazy and we have 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.440 this air vent right behind me that was flapping all 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.560 night long. Oh those darn air vents, man, they love 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:09.360 flapping around. Yeah, but I'm so excited to see you. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.160 You look so handsome. Should we just treat this as 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.240 our phone call? Hello? How are you? Every time I 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.840 miss over the past two weeks? Um, can you tell 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:21.000 me about Antarctica? Well? Yeah, but nothing interesting has happened here. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.560 You went to the Super Bowl, You play golf, you 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.480 kind of touchdown pass. I saw you were in your 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.800 football receiver gloves. It was awesome. You were the most 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.320 athletic looking person I've ever seen in my life. Thank 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.399 you so much. Um, I did play golf, and I 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.000 understand the hype. I will never get mad at you 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.920 for playing golf again because it was so much fun. Okay, 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.080 you heard it here first, folks. We're gonna hold her 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:46.360 accountable to make sure you much again. Yeah. I'm just 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.840 gonna clip that and play it for her every morning 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.240 when we wake up. No, it was so fun. I 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:55.040 really get it, You really get it. Yah. Can I 0:01:55.080 --> 0:02:00.200 hear about antarctica? I don't know anything that happened. Um, well, 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.240 there wasn't really anything that happened that's worth I mean, 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.360 it was a great experience and a great trip, but 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.840 it wasn't like there was one moment where oh, what 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.760 the hell is going on? Why am I just seeing 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:15.720 your feet? I just going computer to charge. I'm at 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:21.040 a hostel in El Calafette. Do you hear a room? Yeah? 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:22.600 I had to just buy it. I was one hundred 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.280 and twenty bucks, but I didn't want to. I didn't 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.560 want to record the podcast out in the common areas 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.359 because I get really nervous in front of other people. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:33.679 So I spot this. My friends don't show up for 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.239 another like four hours, so I was like, I guess 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:38.280 that's fine because I don't just napping here anyways. Okay, wait, 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:39.920 what are you doing now? Are you hiking? Pattick going here? 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:43.960 Are you doing something else? So yeah, I like how 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.000 we just brushed over all that in Artica, so now 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:53.280 so much. Native plan is to drive to Port Natales 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.080 with my friend I just met on this an Arctica 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:58.320 boat and he wants to go puma tracking, and so 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.400 I told him I would go puma tracking them for 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:06.000 five days, which would be freaky and sick. Can I 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.960 get I get some confirmation from you guys here? But like, 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.320 you're not hunting them, you're just looking for them. Oh yeah, yeah, no, 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.760 we just like look at them through our telephoto camera lenses. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.000 But we're not gonna just in case someone like got 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.799 confused by that. Yeah, I would never kill puma. Well 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:25.359 aren't Puma's pretty dangerous? Yeah, it's kind of like they're 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.000 kind of like mountain lions. I guess you could say 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:30.440 maybe like bigger and maybe less aggressive, but I didn't 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:33.399 really know enough about them, but they are big mountain cats. Yeah. Yeah, 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:37.880 and you're gonna be tracking them. Yeahs so cool. He like, 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.240 he was like so happy to have gotten this puma 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.720 tracking reservation. He couldn't believe it. And I was like, well, 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.920 you know, I don't really have anything to do. He's like, oh, 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.000 come with me. He's this British guy goes, oh, Mike, 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.320 come with me down to Puma Land and I was like, 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.680 all right, sure, that was like a setry British accent. Wait, 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:56.120 so you're doing puma tracking and are you gonna hike Pattigan? 0:03:56.120 --> 0:04:00.000 You'erd um, I think I'm gonna do that still yeah, 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:06.440 and then I'm good. Yeah, so getting well, Jackson just 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.680 Jackson just invited me to go on the prices right 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:10.440 with him on March eighth, so I know I have 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.600 to be home before March eighth. Oh. He texted me 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.200 yesterday and asked when you're coming home, and I was like, 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.600 I think the eighth, Yeah, which is kind of good 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.120 because if I didn't get that, I probably would have 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:22.080 stayed in South America to like good but great. But 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:24.080 now I got to come back and that would be 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:25.320 a full month. That's the kind of what I said 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:26.320 when I left too, that I would be gone for 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.240 a full month. Um. So yeah, I'm gonna go to 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:31.640 Patagonia and I'm gonna camp down there, puma track down there, 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.120 and then come back up to the town that I'm 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:37.400 in now and do this Fitzroy traverse that I want 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:38.960 to do. That's another four days and then I would 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.400 come back to this town or go up to the 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.480 next town and fly out to Buenos Aires from there 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:49.080 on like March sixth. That's like my old Verry loose plan. Good. Great, yeah, 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:54.880 actually to talk to because Klin, you're so just easygoing, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.719 like Dean. When you come back, maybe a month maybe not. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.200 I know I have to be back by March eighth, 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:03.600 so I'll be back at some point, dude, I run 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:07.679 to CVS and Ashley asked me five thousand, two hundred 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.880 and forty eight questions, when are you going to be back? 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.200 Where are you gone? You're just going to see a 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:13.280 visc going to someone else? Why are you going there? Well, 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.400 shouldn't you go here? Can you also pick me this up? 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.120 And then when you get back we need to do this? 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:18.800 But what time are you going to be back? And 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:22.160 it's just like, oh God, please get me in my car. Well, okay, 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.360 Kaitlin does all those things when I'm home. I feel like, yeah, 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.200 when he's home. Yeah. And also, I think the biggest 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.839 difference here it is that we don't have a young 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:32.920 human being at home that we're both thinking care of. Yeah, yeah, 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.120 that's a fair point. Once you get the little one 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:39.039 in the house, everything changes, guys. It's just it. Yeah, 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.120 it's the most wonderful, awful thing you'll ever do in 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:48.160 your entire life. Oh good, can't wait yet? It like 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.080 it is so much fun because you're just a kid. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:54.080 Like last night, you know, I just do this thing 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:58.000 where I run with Dawson and he loses his mind 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:02.360 and we found he started laughing because well, I'll run 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:03.880 from the living room to the kitchen with him in 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:05.599 my arm, and I'll kind of tease him and we 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.320 call it and we run, and I'm like, and we 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.599 run and we start running. I don't full spread, but 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.880 it's just like a little bob and he's like losing 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.520 his mind. And then Ashley will be like, oh no, 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.640 you're gonna run into me and he's like ah ha ha, 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.480 And I'm like, oh man, I just wish I could 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:24.640 have that sense of just bliss. And kids are just 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:28.240 so stupid, you know, oh so stupid. He's so dumb. God, 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.560 I wish I was that dumb. I mean, I'm not smart, 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.359 but I'm not that I'm not as dumb as a 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.839 one year old either, So there's a balance. You're definitely 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:37.600 smarter than a one year old. We'll give you that. Um. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:44.440 Once he turned years, gonna start getting competitive. I saw 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.880 your cute photos of him with the cake and the 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.880 Titanic or something like that. Yeah, So it's first. Uh. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:52.160 One of our friends here in Rhode Island, her name 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:55.160 is Ashley Richards, and she's a professional photographer, and so 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:58.279 she did this cake smash thing for his birthday where 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.839 she bought a cake and just a blue cake and 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.600 he just smashes it and then you know, eats it 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.840 if he wants. And we did like a Titanic theme 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.839 because obviously Ashley wanted to do a Titanic theme. So 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.000 it was fun. It was cool. Yeah, it was nice. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.600 That's nice. I always forget that your kid and my 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:16.840 brother's kid are like I think they're like one day apart, 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.440 which is so interesting. I think, yeah, it wasn't your 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:26.320 your nephew born January or no, February February ninth, maybe, Okay, 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:29.840 so tonight he was January thirty first, so they're just 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.160 a little over a week a win. Maybe this February second, 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.760 actually I don't know, but yeah, she it's yeah, she's great. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:38.680 And kids are cool and it's nice to you little 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.400 bop in and hang out with them when every whenever 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.080 you feel like you want to hang out with them 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:44.240 and not have the obligation to take care of them 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.400 until they're old enough to take care of themselves. I know, 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:50.080 even this morning, bro, like I get Dawson, I bring 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:53.200 him upstairs, I change his diaper. He's being now, he's 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.120 being more fussy, Like I can't leave him. I never 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.080 left him on the diaper changing table by himself. But 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:58.280 you know what I mean, Like I was able to 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.400 like place him there and he'd stay still. Now he's 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.720 flaring all over the place, going left, going right. I mean, 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.840 this kid would fly straight off and fall four feet 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:10.320 if I didn't watch him. So anyway, and dude, changing 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.280 his diaper now because he's I'm literally pinning this kid 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.880 down as I'm changing the diaper. This is what you 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:17.400 have to do with one year old now, because he's 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.640 just losing his mind. He thinks it's the funniest thing. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.160 So I change his diaper, put him down, go to 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.560 pick out his clothes, and all of a sudden, this 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:29.400 is like thirty seconds later, I'm like, did you just poop? 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.480 Literally thirty seconds after I change his diaper, he takes 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.960 a massive poop and so I had to change him 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:38.760 again and it's stunk. Dude, his smells so bad. Now 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.160 it's like human poop. You used to be baby poop, 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:44.000 and baby poop's nothing. Man, You just change one wipe, 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.280 You're good to go now. Oh dude, his entire diaper 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:51.600 is just exploded with posts. Really great, Jared, thank you 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.480 so much for sharing that information with you. I want 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.280 to know my life. This is my life. I didn't 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.640 want to know that much of your life. I will 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.719 maybe be more specific next time I asked questions about that. 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.839 I want to hear Kaylin talk a little bit. Is that? Okay, Kaylin? 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:08.600 Can you film me in on life in Kaylin's shoes? Well, 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.760 I've just been in la I Well, I was supposed 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:13.199 to go to Denver last week for my hair and 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:17.520 makeup trial for the wedding. Yeah, but our producer, our producer, 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.480 Hana texted us the night before and said we had 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.720 two guests. So I was then going to miss my 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:27.520 flight and I didn't want to be difficult the second podcast, 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.200 so I canceled my flight and I builded my little sister. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.640 She was going to tour colleges, which she actually I 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.840 feel so bad. I had all that for this podcast. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:37.120 Come on, I did all of it. You need to 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:41.199 look out for number one first and foremost. But Bella's 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:42.920 very mad at me, and she I thought she was 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:46.600 touring Bolder, but she toured Colorado Springs and she loved it. No, 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:51.600 she toured Colorado State colored I don't know. I thought 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.000 it was time she was in I'm like ninety eight 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:56.160 percent share. It was Fort Collins, colorad Actually maybe she 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.200 was in Fort Collins. Okay, never mind, because first of all, 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.559 she would never love aloraud of Springs, and b I'm 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.320 like definitely. I've heard your grandfather say Colorado State, which 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.079 is a great school. That's where Jackson went to college, 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:10.280 was Colorado State. So there's so many Colorado states, Colorado universities. 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:15.200 But yeah, so um instead of going to Denver, Yeah, 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.439 there's one Colorado State. But yeah, okay, sorry, continue are 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:23.720 there not like CSU Bowlder, CSU Colorado Springs? See you? No, 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:26.000 there not. But it's okay, we don't need you. We're 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.040 not quizzing you on the Colorado schools right now. Anyways, Um, 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:31.400 I stayed at home and I needed it because I 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.480 went to the Super Bowl and then the next day 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.240 I was supposed to leave for Denver, and I just 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.480 got to rest and chill and it was great. M 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:42.560 that's nice. And you have one of the super Bowl. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.840 That's that's good. I'm glad you had fun. And then 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:47.440 now you're in Los Angeles. What are you doing in 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:51.240 Los Angeles? Where are you there? Um? It's Wednesday? You 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.079 never there in Los Angeles? On a Wednesday. You're in 0:10:53.240 --> 0:11:00.640 LA on Thursdays. Yeah, but I'm here your friends, Yeah, 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.679 us to work out. The workouts are so much better here. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.880 Oh yeah, I saw you doing some sweet. Um, I 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.320 saw you doing some sweet. What was that stuff called plots? 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.760 Is that what it is? Yeah? Oh my gosh, the reformer. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:17.280 Yeah it was so hard, but but good but tonight, 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:22.480 good but good tonight, I'm saying. Susie Evans, Oh nice, 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:26.040 what are you guys gonna do? Get dinner at elifante Um? 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.120 She just moved here, so I haven't seen her since 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.040 we saw her like a year ago. Oh got a local, 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:36.160 Susie l a girl now, yeah, local sues. Actually, I'm 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.480 really embarrassed about this. I text RMS like, do you 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.600 want to get dinner on Tuesday? And I thought I 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.760 said Wednesday? So she showed up last night. My brain 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:49.000 has been so messed up. No, you stood her up 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:52.400 for your friend. But but she's like a five minutes away. 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:55.160 Oh my gosh. I would never forgive you if I 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.120 were here, But good for her for giving you a 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:00.439 second chance. Yeah. Um, well that's fun. Be good for 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.320 both of you, guys. I think timing for us to 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:08.520 leave our apartment in La too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Um, 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.319 well I'll tell you about an Arctica now, so sorry. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.360 I wanted to give you, guys a like. I wanted 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.079 to get an inside look of what a phone call 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.560 conversation would look like between tea, what it feels like. 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:22.840 I feel like that's exactly a listeners perspective. I would 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:24.320 talked to her and too, I liked it. You know, 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:27.040 everybody always asked, like what people's relationships are like? That 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.360 was exactly what a phone call sounds like between a well, 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:34.679 I would say boyfriend crawfron, but now fiancee. That's right, 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.080 that's right. Hey. I was looking through the Instagram page 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:38.880 of our new Instagram account and I was getting some 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.200 feedback from the from the commenters on that Instagram page, 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.600 and I agree, I do think our title is a 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.800 bit of a mouthful. One of the one person said 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.080 just call it help I suck at marriage or something, 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.559 because help I suck it being a newlywed, it feels 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:52.840 like a lot to say. I was like, I know 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:54.880 it's too late for us to change if it might 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.120 be too late for us to change it, but it 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.520 does feel like we're trying to do too much I 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.480 was thinking about help we suck at chips, you know, 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:06.600 kind of encompass all everything. Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.679 I did like our pictures though. Our pictures turned out 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.960 pretty nice. I know, they're so sweets, which is rare, 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.679 rare for me to think because I always hate the 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:16.839 way I look in every photo. So that's not true. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:21.640 It was funny, though, well, I believe it. Like, but Dan, 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.600 you've said this before where you say you'll look at 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.440 old pictures of yourself and you're like, oh my god, 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.000 I used to be so good looking, but at the 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.600 time you would say, oh, I'm hideous. Like, no matter 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.680 if you're in the moment, no matter what the picture is, 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.079 you always think you look hideous. But then fast forward 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:37.840 five years, if you were looking back on that picture, 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:40.040 you'd be like, oh, I look pretty good. So five 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.000 years from now, Dan, I'm sure you're gonna look back 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:45.160 at those pictures and say, damn, I look pretty good. Yeah. 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.360 I mean, I'm just sliding off the scale pretty quickly 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:52.240 into the pit of never being happy to look good 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:54.840 in a photo again. I don't know, and look at 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.760 me right now, I've got this. This is everyone always 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.400 makes funy because they can't grow facial hair. This is 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:00.920 I haven't shaved in three weeks, and this is what 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.920 I look like. I was gonna see a Oh I 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.680 do think, Wow, that's how you know you found the 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.800 one right there where you just haven't shaved. You look 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:15.800 so dished. You probably stink love with a clean cut, 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:20.080 with muscles, and now you got this freaking ugly sack 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.920 of bones. That's, oh my god. You're still the most 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.480 handsome guy I've ever met. Also, you had a mustache 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:28.440 when we met. You were not this clean. Yeah, but 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.360 but you you fell in love with me before that. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:31.760 You fell in love with me when I was on 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:35.360 the Bachelorette, And that's that was That was peaked Dean 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.440 in terms of physical appearance, I disagree, but I disagree 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:43.800 as you think I'm hotter Jared. I was not known, 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:48.120 unfortunately not. But I do think Peaked Dean was long 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.880 hair clean. When when you walked down the stairs to 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:56.160 get you a woman, I was like, that's that's peaked 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.600 in right there. That's funny because I remember walking down 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.040 there wearing those clothes and I was like, oh, I 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.280 feel so fat in these clothes. I felt like I 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.000 still out of shape, and now I'm like, I would 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:08.520 kill to have that body again. Years ago too, we 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.040 just did this cruise. It's a cruise. We were on 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:16.520 a boat for eleven days getting to Antarctica and Kaylin, 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.920 you were on the Galapa Ghost boat and we were like, 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.360 by the end of that trip, we were like, gosh, 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.040 get me off this freaking boat. Man. Eleven days on 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:27.440 a boat is like psychological warfare, I feel like, because 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:29.720 you have like you can only leave the boat for 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:31.920 two hours twice a day, so two hours in the morning, 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.560 two hours at night essentially, which is nice. But then 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:38.240 after that you're like confined just on the boat and 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.640 you're always seeing the same people and you're just doing 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:41.960 the same thing over and over again. And there's no 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:44.840 cell reception, so you're like kind of confined even smaller 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.920 into your little groups. And it was a lot of fun, 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.480 but it was a lot to deal with. And there's 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.280 like no gym on the boat. So I was eating breakfast, lunch, 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.960 and dinner, dessert three times. I was having dessert after 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.120 breakfast every day and there was nothing I could do 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.640 about it. I was just eating everything in my way, 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.720 and I would like, there wasn't planning on drinking, but 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.240 I had like three beers every single night. I swear 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.240 I gained fifteen pounds over the past two weeks. Ah, 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:13.600 you'll lose it in no time. What did you You 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.280 left the boat two hours per day? Do you guys 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.760 dock two times a day. Yeah. We would take these 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.480 little zodiac boats out to the land and just like 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:26.160 walk around and hang out with penguins and seals and stuff. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.000 And then we would take the boats out in the 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.280 afternoon and depending on the location on the weather, we 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:33.320 would either like take the zodiacs around the icebergs, hang 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.640 out with the whales, or go back and find another 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:37.320 piece of land that we could go to. It was 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.480 pretty cool experience. If you're thinking about going to Antarctica, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.760 anyone out there that's listening to this, I would recommend 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.600 it if you get it for the right price and 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.400 you understand that you are going to be trapped on 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:50.120 a boat for two weeks. It's not something I will 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:52.960 ever do again, I don't think, unless I was going 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:54.920 down to climb like a mountain down there, which would 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.640 be really sick, but that would be a that's a 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.280 whole other thing. Obviously. It was a cool experience. I've 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.600 been all seven continents. Now I can cross that off 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:06.800 my bucket list, and now that that's chapters close, I 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:09.520 can be happily never revisit it, I think. So is 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:12.680 it two weeks? It's a week there in a week back. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.040 So well it's three days to get there, so three 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:18.520 days on the boat just to get there, and then 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:21.800 six days there and then three days to get back. 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:25.280 Got it? So so twelve days? And would you do 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:28.800 when you got to Antarctica? That's what I'm saying. You 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:30.400 go off the boat and you like go on land 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:33.080 and hang out the penguins and seals and whales and stuff. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:36.680 Oh that's so okay. I'm getting confused here. So you're 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:40.800 three days travel to Antarctica. You are there is no stops, 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.920 you are just cruising. Oh no, you're just going going. 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:46.880 So once you're there in Antarctica, that's when. So you're 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:50.240 still living on the boat. Yeah, that's I think that's 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.119 what most people don't don't get right away is you 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.160 sleep on the boat every night. You're not really, there's 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:57.840 nowhere to sleep on the land. There was one night 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:59.600 that people camped and I'm so mad they didn't let 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:04.440 me Campum, but there's not like let you camp because 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:05.800 I guess you're supposed to sign up for it an 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:08.760 advance or something stupid like that, which who knew. I 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.680 didn't know that. I also had much camping gear. I 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:13.480 was like, I don't even need your equipment. I have 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:15.000 all of my own stuff and it's better than all 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:17.840 your crap. Anyways, They're like, no, sorry, there there's only 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:21.600 certain amounts of people that's allowed on land. Well, the 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:24.160 voice you made it sounded like an intimidating man telling 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.000 you no, so I would have just listened to him 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:28.480 as well. There was a woman that said that that's 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:32.400 exactly she sounded too. Wait did any of the photographers 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:35.040 sleep there? No, none of us. None of them did either. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:38.360 It was kind of silly, kind of stunk, but um. 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:40.960 They also, there's a lot less snow in Antarctica than 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:43.480 you would think. I was expecting every bit of land 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:46.000 to be covered in snow or ice or something like that, 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:51.120 and it felt like we were just like in Seattle, 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:53.120 like the coast of the the Pacific Northwest in the middle 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:55.480 of the winter, you know, like there was a lot 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:57.919 more dirt and sand than you would really expect to see. 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:01.480 In Antarctica of all places. Is that global warming or 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:04.440 is that just because it's summer there. I mean, yeah, 0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:07.879 it's probably a combination of bowl. So I guess if 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:09.960 you come back in the winter might be a little different. 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:11.359 But there was like a lot of ice in the water, 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.560 and the ship captain has to navigate the ice, and 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:17.240 I would imagine in the winter the ocean is a 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:19.080 lot more frozen over, so you'd have to break a 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:21.320 lot more ice, which would be challenging, I think. But 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:23.200