Speaker 1: Hell We Suck At Being Newlyweds? Kylen Miller, key Man,
Speaker 1: Jared haven An, iHeartRadio podcast. Hey, welcome to an all
Speaker 1: new episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. That's
Speaker 1: going to take some time to getting used to. It
Speaker 1: is myself and we have our two other co hosts.
Speaker 1: But the reason I'm kind of like getting into that
Speaker 1: is because, as you guys know, Dean has been I
Speaker 1: don't know on Pluto, and this is the first time
Speaker 1: that Dean and Calen have seen each other. And how
Speaker 1: long Klein, I think it's been two weeks, two and
Speaker 1: a half weeks, two and a half weeks. How does
Speaker 1: it feel you guys are seeing each other for the
Speaker 1: first time in two and a half weeks live on
Speaker 1: the podcast, Baby on the podcast, it's been two weeks.
Speaker 1: I did the math on the flight. I was surprised.
Speaker 1: I thought that you were going to text me this
Speaker 1: morning and or Alice try to call me or something
Speaker 1: before jumping on the podcast. So I'm surprised I was
Speaker 1: going to but I didn't sleep last night, so I
Speaker 1: needed every second of sleep. I could get why don't
Speaker 1: you sleep because the winds are crazy and we have
Speaker 1: this air vent right behind me that was flapping all
Speaker 1: night long. Oh those darn air vents, man, they love
Speaker 1: flapping around. Yeah, but I'm so excited to see you.
Speaker 1: You look so handsome. Should we just treat this as
Speaker 1: our phone call? Hello? How are you? Every time I
Speaker 1: miss over the past two weeks? Um, can you tell
Speaker 1: me about Antarctica? Well? Yeah, but nothing interesting has happened here.
Speaker 1: You went to the Super Bowl, You play golf, you
Speaker 1: kind of touchdown pass. I saw you were in your
Speaker 1: football receiver gloves. It was awesome. You were the most
Speaker 1: athletic looking person I've ever seen in my life. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Um, I did play golf, and I
Speaker 1: understand the hype. I will never get mad at you
Speaker 1: for playing golf again because it was so much fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: you heard it here first, folks. We're gonna hold her
Speaker 1: accountable to make sure you much again. Yeah. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna clip that and play it for her every morning
Speaker 1: when we wake up. No, it was so fun. I
Speaker 1: really get it, You really get it. Yah. Can I
Speaker 1: hear about antarctica? I don't know anything that happened. Um, well,
Speaker 1: there wasn't really anything that happened that's worth I mean,
Speaker 1: it was a great experience and a great trip, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't like there was one moment where oh, what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? Why am I just seeing
Speaker 1: your feet? I just going computer to charge. I'm at
Speaker 1: a hostel in El Calafette. Do you hear a room? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I had to just buy it. I was one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty bucks, but I didn't want to. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to record the podcast out in the common areas
Speaker 1: because I get really nervous in front of other people.
Speaker 1: So I spot this. My friends don't show up for
Speaker 1: another like four hours, so I was like, I guess
Speaker 1: that's fine because I don't just napping here anyways. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: what are you doing now? Are you hiking? Pattick going here?
Speaker 1: Are you doing something else? So yeah, I like how
Speaker 1: we just brushed over all that in Artica, so now
Speaker 1: so much. Native plan is to drive to Port Natales
Speaker 1: with my friend I just met on this an Arctica
Speaker 1: boat and he wants to go puma tracking, and so
Speaker 1: I told him I would go puma tracking them for
Speaker 1: five days, which would be freaky and sick. Can I
Speaker 1: get I get some confirmation from you guys here? But like,
Speaker 1: you're not hunting them, you're just looking for them. Oh yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we just like look at them through our telephoto camera lenses.
Speaker 1: But we're not gonna just in case someone like got
Speaker 1: confused by that. Yeah, I would never kill puma. Well
Speaker 1: aren't Puma's pretty dangerous? Yeah, it's kind of like they're
Speaker 1: kind of like mountain lions. I guess you could say
Speaker 1: maybe like bigger and maybe less aggressive, but I didn't
Speaker 1: really know enough about them, but they are big mountain cats. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be tracking them. Yeahs so cool. He like,
Speaker 1: he was like so happy to have gotten this puma
Speaker 1: tracking reservation. He couldn't believe it. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't really have anything to do. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: come with me. He's this British guy goes, oh, Mike,
Speaker 1: come with me down to Puma Land and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, sure, that was like a setry British accent. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you're doing puma tracking and are you gonna hike Pattigan?
Speaker 1: You'erd um, I think I'm gonna do that still yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I'm good. Yeah, so getting well, Jackson just
Speaker 1: Jackson just invited me to go on the prices right
Speaker 1: with him on March eighth, so I know I have
Speaker 1: to be home before March eighth. Oh. He texted me
Speaker 1: yesterday and asked when you're coming home, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I think the eighth, Yeah, which is kind of good
Speaker 1: because if I didn't get that, I probably would have
Speaker 1: stayed in South America to like good but great. But
Speaker 1: now I got to come back and that would be
Speaker 1: a full month. That's the kind of what I said
Speaker 1: when I left too, that I would be gone for
Speaker 1: a full month. Um. So yeah, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: Patagonia and I'm gonna camp down there, puma track down there,
Speaker 1: and then come back up to the town that I'm
Speaker 1: in now and do this Fitzroy traverse that I want
Speaker 1: to do. That's another four days and then I would
Speaker 1: come back to this town or go up to the
Speaker 1: next town and fly out to Buenos Aires from there
Speaker 1: on like March sixth. That's like my old Verry loose plan. Good. Great, yeah,
Speaker 1: actually to talk to because Klin, you're so just easygoing,
Speaker 1: like Dean. When you come back, maybe a month maybe not.
Speaker 1: I know I have to be back by March eighth,
Speaker 1: so I'll be back at some point, dude, I run
Speaker 1: to CVS and Ashley asked me five thousand, two hundred
Speaker 1: and forty eight questions, when are you going to be back?
Speaker 1: Where are you gone? You're just going to see a
Speaker 1: visc going to someone else? Why are you going there? Well,
Speaker 1: shouldn't you go here? Can you also pick me this up?
Speaker 1: And then when you get back we need to do this?
Speaker 1: But what time are you going to be back? And
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh God, please get me in my car. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: Kaitlin does all those things when I'm home. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when he's home. Yeah. And also, I think the biggest
Speaker 1: difference here it is that we don't have a young
Speaker 1: human being at home that we're both thinking care of. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a fair point. Once you get the little one
Speaker 1: in the house, everything changes, guys. It's just it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the most wonderful, awful thing you'll ever do in
Speaker 1: your entire life. Oh good, can't wait yet? It like
Speaker 1: it is so much fun because you're just a kid.
Speaker 1: Like last night, you know, I just do this thing
Speaker 1: where I run with Dawson and he loses his mind
Speaker 1: and we found he started laughing because well, I'll run
Speaker 1: from the living room to the kitchen with him in
Speaker 1: my arm, and I'll kind of tease him and we
Speaker 1: call it and we run, and I'm like, and we
Speaker 1: run and we start running. I don't full spread, but
Speaker 1: it's just like a little bob and he's like losing
Speaker 1: his mind. And then Ashley will be like, oh no,
Speaker 1: you're gonna run into me and he's like ah ha ha,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh man, I just wish I could
Speaker 1: have that sense of just bliss. And kids are just
Speaker 1: so stupid, you know, oh so stupid. He's so dumb. God,
Speaker 1: I wish I was that dumb. I mean, I'm not smart,
Speaker 1: but I'm not that I'm not as dumb as a
Speaker 1: one year old either, So there's a balance. You're definitely
Speaker 1: smarter than a one year old. We'll give you that. Um.
Speaker 1: Once he turned years, gonna start getting competitive. I saw
Speaker 1: your cute photos of him with the cake and the
Speaker 1: Titanic or something like that. Yeah, So it's first. Uh.
Speaker 1: One of our friends here in Rhode Island, her name
Speaker 1: is Ashley Richards, and she's a professional photographer, and so
Speaker 1: she did this cake smash thing for his birthday where
Speaker 1: she bought a cake and just a blue cake and
Speaker 1: he just smashes it and then you know, eats it
Speaker 1: if he wants. And we did like a Titanic theme
Speaker 1: because obviously Ashley wanted to do a Titanic theme. So
Speaker 1: it was fun. It was cool. Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 1: That's nice. I always forget that your kid and my
Speaker 1: brother's kid are like I think they're like one day apart,
Speaker 1: which is so interesting. I think, yeah, it wasn't your
Speaker 1: your nephew born January or no, February February ninth, maybe, Okay,
Speaker 1: so tonight he was January thirty first, so they're just
Speaker 1: a little over a week a win. Maybe this February second,
Speaker 1: actually I don't know, but yeah, she it's yeah, she's great.
Speaker 1: And kids are cool and it's nice to you little
Speaker 1: bop in and hang out with them when every whenever
Speaker 1: you feel like you want to hang out with them
Speaker 1: and not have the obligation to take care of them
Speaker 1: until they're old enough to take care of themselves. I know,
Speaker 1: even this morning, bro, like I get Dawson, I bring
Speaker 1: him upstairs, I change his diaper. He's being now, he's
Speaker 1: being more fussy, Like I can't leave him. I never
Speaker 1: left him on the diaper changing table by himself. But
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I was able to
Speaker 1: like place him there and he'd stay still. Now he's
Speaker 1: flaring all over the place, going left, going right. I mean,
Speaker 1: this kid would fly straight off and fall four feet
Speaker 1: if I didn't watch him. So anyway, and dude, changing
Speaker 1: his diaper now because he's I'm literally pinning this kid
Speaker 1: down as I'm changing the diaper. This is what you
Speaker 1: have to do with one year old now, because he's
Speaker 1: just losing his mind. He thinks it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: So I change his diaper, put him down, go to
Speaker 1: pick out his clothes, and all of a sudden, this
Speaker 1: is like thirty seconds later, I'm like, did you just poop?
Speaker 1: Literally thirty seconds after I change his diaper, he takes
Speaker 1: a massive poop and so I had to change him
Speaker 1: again and it's stunk. Dude, his smells so bad. Now
Speaker 1: it's like human poop. You used to be baby poop,
Speaker 1: and baby poop's nothing. Man, You just change one wipe,
Speaker 1: You're good to go now. Oh dude, his entire diaper
Speaker 1: is just exploded with posts. Really great, Jared, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for sharing that information with you. I want
Speaker 1: to know my life. This is my life. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to know that much of your life. I will
Speaker 1: maybe be more specific next time I asked questions about that.
Speaker 1: I want to hear Kaylin talk a little bit. Is that? Okay, Kaylin?
Speaker 1: Can you film me in on life in Kaylin's shoes? Well,
Speaker 1: I've just been in la I Well, I was supposed
Speaker 1: to go to Denver last week for my hair and
Speaker 1: makeup trial for the wedding. Yeah, but our producer, our producer,
Speaker 1: Hana texted us the night before and said we had
Speaker 1: two guests. So I was then going to miss my
Speaker 1: flight and I didn't want to be difficult the second podcast,
Speaker 1: so I canceled my flight and I builded my little sister.
Speaker 1: She was going to tour colleges, which she actually I
Speaker 1: feel so bad. I had all that for this podcast.
Speaker 1: Come on, I did all of it. You need to
Speaker 1: look out for number one first and foremost. But Bella's
Speaker 1: very mad at me, and she I thought she was
Speaker 1: touring Bolder, but she toured Colorado Springs and she loved it. No,
Speaker 1: she toured Colorado State colored I don't know. I thought
Speaker 1: it was time she was in I'm like ninety eight
Speaker 1: percent share. It was Fort Collins, colorad Actually maybe she
Speaker 1: was in Fort Collins. Okay, never mind, because first of all,
Speaker 1: she would never love aloraud of Springs, and b I'm
Speaker 1: like definitely. I've heard your grandfather say Colorado State, which
Speaker 1: is a great school. That's where Jackson went to college,
Speaker 1: was Colorado State. So there's so many Colorado states, Colorado universities.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so um instead of going to Denver, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's one Colorado State. But yeah, okay, sorry, continue are
Speaker 1: there not like CSU Bowlder, CSU Colorado Springs? See you? No,
Speaker 1: there not. But it's okay, we don't need you. We're
Speaker 1: not quizzing you on the Colorado schools right now. Anyways, Um,
Speaker 1: I stayed at home and I needed it because I
Speaker 1: went to the Super Bowl and then the next day
Speaker 1: I was supposed to leave for Denver, and I just
Speaker 1: got to rest and chill and it was great. M
Speaker 1: that's nice. And you have one of the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: That's that's good. I'm glad you had fun. And then
Speaker 1: now you're in Los Angeles. What are you doing in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? Where are you there? Um? It's Wednesday? You
Speaker 1: never there in Los Angeles? On a Wednesday. You're in
Speaker 1: LA on Thursdays. Yeah, but I'm here your friends, Yeah,
Speaker 1: us to work out. The workouts are so much better here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw you doing some sweet. Um, I
Speaker 1: saw you doing some sweet. What was that stuff called plots?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Yeah? Oh my gosh, the reformer.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was so hard, but but good but tonight,
Speaker 1: good but good tonight, I'm saying. Susie Evans, Oh nice,
Speaker 1: what are you guys gonna do? Get dinner at elifante Um?
Speaker 1: She just moved here, so I haven't seen her since
Speaker 1: we saw her like a year ago. Oh got a local,
Speaker 1: Susie l a girl now, yeah, local sues. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: really embarrassed about this. I text RMS like, do you
Speaker 1: want to get dinner on Tuesday? And I thought I
Speaker 1: said Wednesday? So she showed up last night. My brain
Speaker 1: has been so messed up. No, you stood her up
Speaker 1: for your friend. But but she's like a five minutes away.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I would never forgive you if I
Speaker 1: were here, But good for her for giving you a
Speaker 1: second chance. Yeah. Um, well that's fun. Be good for
Speaker 1: both of you, guys. I think timing for us to
Speaker 1: leave our apartment in La too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: well I'll tell you about an Arctica now, so sorry.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give you, guys a like. I wanted
Speaker 1: to get an inside look of what a phone call
Speaker 1: conversation would look like between tea, what it feels like.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's exactly a listeners perspective. I would
Speaker 1: talked to her and too, I liked it. You know,
Speaker 1: everybody always asked, like what people's relationships are like? That
Speaker 1: was exactly what a phone call sounds like between a well,
Speaker 1: I would say boyfriend crawfron, but now fiancee. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. Hey. I was looking through the Instagram page
Speaker 1: of our new Instagram account and I was getting some
Speaker 1: feedback from the from the commenters on that Instagram page,
Speaker 1: and I agree, I do think our title is a
Speaker 1: bit of a mouthful. One of the one person said
Speaker 1: just call it help I suck at marriage or something,
Speaker 1: because help I suck it being a newlywed, it feels
Speaker 1: like a lot to say. I was like, I know
Speaker 1: it's too late for us to change if it might
Speaker 1: be too late for us to change it, but it
Speaker 1: does feel like we're trying to do too much I
Speaker 1: was thinking about help we suck at chips, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of encompass all everything. Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1: I did like our pictures though. Our pictures turned out
Speaker 1: pretty nice. I know, they're so sweets, which is rare,
Speaker 1: rare for me to think because I always hate the
Speaker 1: way I look in every photo. So that's not true.
Speaker 1: It was funny, though, well, I believe it. Like, but Dan,
Speaker 1: you've said this before where you say you'll look at
Speaker 1: old pictures of yourself and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I used to be so good looking, but at the
Speaker 1: time you would say, oh, I'm hideous. Like, no matter
Speaker 1: if you're in the moment, no matter what the picture is,
Speaker 1: you always think you look hideous. But then fast forward
Speaker 1: five years, if you were looking back on that picture,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, I look pretty good. So five
Speaker 1: years from now, Dan, I'm sure you're gonna look back
Speaker 1: at those pictures and say, damn, I look pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just sliding off the scale pretty quickly
Speaker 1: into the pit of never being happy to look good
Speaker 1: in a photo again. I don't know, and look at
Speaker 1: me right now, I've got this. This is everyone always
Speaker 1: makes funy because they can't grow facial hair. This is
Speaker 1: I haven't shaved in three weeks, and this is what
Speaker 1: I look like. I was gonna see a Oh I
Speaker 1: do think, Wow, that's how you know you found the
Speaker 1: one right there where you just haven't shaved. You look
Speaker 1: so dished. You probably stink love with a clean cut,
Speaker 1: with muscles, and now you got this freaking ugly sack
Speaker 1: of bones. That's, oh my god. You're still the most
Speaker 1: handsome guy I've ever met. Also, you had a mustache
Speaker 1: when we met. You were not this clean. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: but you you fell in love with me before that.
Speaker 1: You fell in love with me when I was on
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette, And that's that was That was peaked Dean
Speaker 1: in terms of physical appearance, I disagree, but I disagree
Speaker 1: as you think I'm hotter Jared. I was not known,
Speaker 1: unfortunately not. But I do think Peaked Dean was long
Speaker 1: hair clean. When when you walked down the stairs to
Speaker 1: get you a woman, I was like, that's that's peaked
Speaker 1: in right there. That's funny because I remember walking down
Speaker 1: there wearing those clothes and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: feel so fat in these clothes. I felt like I
Speaker 1: still out of shape, and now I'm like, I would
Speaker 1: kill to have that body again. Years ago too, we
Speaker 1: just did this cruise. It's a cruise. We were on
Speaker 1: a boat for eleven days getting to Antarctica and Kaylin,
Speaker 1: you were on the Galapa Ghost boat and we were like,
Speaker 1: by the end of that trip, we were like, gosh,
Speaker 1: get me off this freaking boat. Man. Eleven days on
Speaker 1: a boat is like psychological warfare, I feel like, because
Speaker 1: you have like you can only leave the boat for
Speaker 1: two hours twice a day, so two hours in the morning,
Speaker 1: two hours at night essentially, which is nice. But then
Speaker 1: after that you're like confined just on the boat and
Speaker 1: you're always seeing the same people and you're just doing
Speaker 1: the same thing over and over again. And there's no
Speaker 1: cell reception, so you're like kind of confined even smaller
Speaker 1: into your little groups. And it was a lot of fun,
Speaker 1: but it was a lot to deal with. And there's
Speaker 1: like no gym on the boat. So I was eating breakfast, lunch,
Speaker 1: and dinner, dessert three times. I was having dessert after
Speaker 1: breakfast every day and there was nothing I could do
Speaker 1: about it. I was just eating everything in my way,
Speaker 1: and I would like, there wasn't planning on drinking, but
Speaker 1: I had like three beers every single night. I swear
Speaker 1: I gained fifteen pounds over the past two weeks. Ah,
Speaker 1: you'll lose it in no time. What did you You
Speaker 1: left the boat two hours per day? Do you guys
Speaker 1: dock two times a day. Yeah. We would take these
Speaker 1: little zodiac boats out to the land and just like
Speaker 1: walk around and hang out with penguins and seals and stuff.
Speaker 1: And then we would take the boats out in the
Speaker 1: afternoon and depending on the location on the weather, we
Speaker 1: would either like take the zodiacs around the icebergs, hang
Speaker 1: out with the whales, or go back and find another
Speaker 1: piece of land that we could go to. It was
Speaker 1: pretty cool experience. If you're thinking about going to Antarctica,
Speaker 1: anyone out there that's listening to this, I would recommend
Speaker 1: it if you get it for the right price and
Speaker 1: you understand that you are going to be trapped on
Speaker 1: a boat for two weeks. It's not something I will
Speaker 1: ever do again, I don't think, unless I was going
Speaker 1: down to climb like a mountain down there, which would
Speaker 1: be really sick, but that would be a that's a
Speaker 1: whole other thing. Obviously. It was a cool experience. I've
Speaker 1: been all seven continents. Now I can cross that off
Speaker 1: my bucket list, and now that that's chapters close, I
Speaker 1: can be happily never revisit it, I think. So is
Speaker 1: it two weeks? It's a week there in a week back.
Speaker 1: So well it's three days to get there, so three
Speaker 1: days on the boat just to get there, and then
Speaker 1: six days there and then three days to get back.
Speaker 1: Got it? So so twelve days? And would you do
Speaker 1: when you got to Antarctica? That's what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: go off the boat and you like go on land
Speaker 1: and hang out the penguins and seals and whales and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so okay. I'm getting confused here. So you're
Speaker 1: three days travel to Antarctica. You are there is no stops,
Speaker 1: you are just cruising. Oh no, you're just going going.
Speaker 1: So once you're there in Antarctica, that's when. So you're
Speaker 1: still living on the boat. Yeah, that's I think that's
Speaker 1: what most people don't don't get right away is you
Speaker 1: sleep on the boat every night. You're not really, there's
Speaker 1: nowhere to sleep on the land. There was one night
Speaker 1: that people camped and I'm so mad they didn't let
Speaker 1: me Campum, but there's not like let you camp because
Speaker 1: I guess you're supposed to sign up for it an
Speaker 1: advance or something stupid like that, which who knew. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. I also had much camping gear. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even need your equipment. I have
Speaker 1: all of my own stuff and it's better than all
Speaker 1: your crap. Anyways, They're like, no, sorry, there there's only
Speaker 1: certain amounts of people that's allowed on land. Well, the
Speaker 1: voice you made it sounded like an intimidating man telling
Speaker 1: you no, so I would have just listened to him
Speaker 1: as well. There was a woman that said that that's
Speaker 1: exactly she sounded too. Wait did any of the photographers
Speaker 1: sleep there? No, none of us. None of them did either.
Speaker 1: It was kind of silly, kind of stunk, but um.
Speaker 1: They also, there's a lot less snow in Antarctica than
Speaker 1: you would think. I was expecting every bit of land
Speaker 1: to be covered in snow or ice or something like that,
Speaker 1: and it felt like we were just like in Seattle,
Speaker 1: like the coast of the the Pacific Northwest in the middle
Speaker 1: of the winter, you know, like there was a lot
Speaker 1: more dirt and sand than you would really expect to see.
Speaker 1: In Antarctica of all places. Is that global warming or
Speaker 1: is that just because it's summer there. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably a combination of bowl. So I guess if
Speaker 1: you come back in the winter might be a little different.
Speaker 1: But there was like a lot of ice in the water,
Speaker 1: and the ship captain has to navigate the ice, and
Speaker 1: I would imagine in the winter the ocean is a
Speaker 1: lot more frozen over, so you'd have to break a
Speaker 1: lot more ice, which would be challenging, I think. But
Speaker 1: the three days, sorry, I just want to talk about
Speaker 1: this real quick. So the three days to get there,
Speaker 1: you crossed through the Drake Passage is what they call it,
Speaker 1: and it's the most hectic ocean currents in the world.
Speaker 1: I think something like that. When I didn't hear from
Speaker 1: you for three days, I started to think about the
Speaker 1: guy from the Glop of Ghost talking about rogue waves,
Speaker 1: and I was, yeah, yeah, I mean, rogue waves are
Speaker 1: always I think, something you might encounter, but it's these
Speaker 1: aren't rogue waves. It's just like every wave is ten
Speaker 1: feet tall, and so you're just sloshing around like a
Speaker 1: like a bowl of soup, and it gets really crazy
Speaker 1: for a while. So for forty eight straight hours. You're
Speaker 1: literally rocking like like not stop, just over and back
Speaker 1: and forth, and you're trying to walk to dinner and
Speaker 1: you fall over and you're trying to sleep at night.
Speaker 1: I did not get sick, thankfully, because I didn't drink
Speaker 1: that much, and I don't know, I guess I just
Speaker 1: didn't get motion sickness for some reason. But at night,
Speaker 1: do you're like bouncing out of your bed because the
Speaker 1: waves are so big. There were so many times where
Speaker 1: I woke up and I was fully expecting water to
Speaker 1: start rushing in under the door because I thought we
Speaker 1: were crashing and sinking and going under. And it's crazy
Speaker 1: just to like be in a perpetual state of not
Speaker 1: being able to like anchor down and be normal. Wait
Speaker 1: one more question, Um, I thought I read that you
Speaker 1: get like strapped into your bed like there's straps. Did
Speaker 1: you not have that with a seatboat like a like
Speaker 1: a straight jacket in your bed? Yeah? No, like like
Speaker 1: the chairs, there's everything strapped out. I saw that on TikTok. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're like a bull stop in there, you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta shrup that stuff down exactly, just like a
Speaker 1: bowl of soup. Try putting a seat buff on a
Speaker 1: bowl of soup. But you can't. Um, no, we didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't have those in our bed or on the seats.
Speaker 1: But it was funny. I mean like you're at dinner
Speaker 1: and you're sitting in your chair and the chair is
Speaker 1: like sliding back and forth on the floor in the
Speaker 1: dining room. Um, it was. It was pretty crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was telling kale In this and you paid
Speaker 1: to do this, correct, Yeah, you weren't. First. This is
Speaker 1: not some sort of torture you had to go through.
Speaker 1: You voluntarily gave money to have ten thousand dollars. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, that's a lot. Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's why I've been saying I would never go back.
Speaker 1: I would never ever have urged you go back and
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. But there's like more luxury. You didn't
Speaker 1: have like a luxurious boat, right, Like there's these crazy
Speaker 1: expeditions that people go on that they probably spent even
Speaker 1: more on, right, And how it would it be much nicer?
Speaker 1: We had the perfect boat. We had a hundred people
Speaker 1: on our boat. The bigger boats, like the cruise liners
Speaker 1: that have like a thousand people, that's just like not
Speaker 1: the way to do in article. You gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: rough it a little bit, you know, if you're going
Speaker 1: in art, keep it a little bit rough. And also
Speaker 1: you're only allowed to let so many people, so many
Speaker 1: passengers land per day, and so our boat was small
Speaker 1: enough to where every passenger could land every day. Well,
Speaker 1: those big boats you get to go through cycles and
Speaker 1: rotations to let everyone land. Yeah, but those big ones, yeah,
Speaker 1: they've got like, you know, water parks and hot tubs
Speaker 1: and stuff. Ours was like a very practical, no space wasted,
Speaker 1: like everything is for the mission kind of thing, which
Speaker 1: is cool, and it wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't like a
Speaker 1: comfort thing, but it was still pretty nice as far
Speaker 1: as boats go. I think, So are there inhabitants, Like,
Speaker 1: are people living there permanently in an arcticle? I'm trying
Speaker 1: to look this up and it's not given me that
Speaker 1: much explanation. Yeah, I think the only people that live
Speaker 1: in Arctica are researchers from their respective country like Argentina
Speaker 1: or New Zealand or Chile or stuff like that. So
Speaker 1: I think the only people that lived there are researchers,
Speaker 1: Like there are no indigenous people of Anarctica, you know.
Speaker 1: But what was interesting, actually, what I learned on the
Speaker 1: boat was that one hundred sixty to one hundred million
Speaker 1: years ago, which really is not that long ago, an
Speaker 1: Arctico wash. It was like last like a green one,
Speaker 1: like a green wonderland with like beautiful trees and grass
Speaker 1: and vegetation, and there's a lot of dinosaurs that lived
Speaker 1: up there, and dinosaurs obviously at reptiles, so reptiles need
Speaker 1: warm weather. It was like it was like so much
Speaker 1: warmer and so much nicer sixty million years ago. That's
Speaker 1: not that long ago, you guys think about sixty million
Speaker 1: years very long time. And then what happened. I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly how it shifted or what happened, but I
Speaker 1: do think that an Arctica eventually broke off Pangaea, which
Speaker 1: is the super continent that used to be that is
Speaker 1: no longer, and something maybe with the rotation of the
Speaker 1: Earth that the weather system changed somehow. I'm not a scientist,
Speaker 1: so I don't really know exactly what it is, but
Speaker 1: it is weird. It is weird to think obviously the
Speaker 1: humans weren't involved in that changing process, didn't change anyways,
Speaker 1: and now here we are warming the earth, going back
Speaker 1: to maybe how it used to be. Yeah, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: an arctica is finally is like, finally I want some
Speaker 1: more weather down here. It's been so long, it's been
Speaker 1: sixty million years. I haven't seen the sun in sixty
Speaker 1: million years? Are you kidding me? Wait? Did the sun
Speaker 1: come out last? Oh? Yeah, every day. But I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know the ground everyone, because there's ice on the ground.
Speaker 1: And then so yeah, so that's an arctica. Um, thanks
Speaker 1: for thanks for hosting last week's episode. I was actually
Speaker 1: really bummed I couldn't be here for last week's episode
Speaker 1: because the guests seemed really great, and who misses the
Speaker 1: second episode of a new podcast as a co host,
Speaker 1: That's just really embarrassing with me to do. So I'm
Speaker 1: glad that Kalin at least was able to power through
Speaker 1: for the Bell family over here. Well, I did talk
Speaker 1: about something, Um, I thought I could have sworn. I talked,
Speaker 1: we talked about this on a podcast together, Um about
Speaker 1: your snip snap. Yes, you've never talked about that my
Speaker 1: snip snap? Yeah. I thought I've talked about it before
Speaker 1: to our friends and you're like, don't talk about that. No,
Speaker 1: I don't care but we have a doctor talking about
Speaker 1: your snip snap today. Yeah, we gotta get more about
Speaker 1: this stuff. Wait, I knew we had a doctor. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that it was a snip snap doctor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh well that's cool. What did you talk What did
Speaker 1: you talk about? So I don't overshare anything and get
Speaker 1: in trouble. No, you can share anything. I don't care.
Speaker 1: But I then I was like, shoot, should I not
Speaker 1: have shared that? I just said, instead of me taking
Speaker 1: birth control, you want to. Um, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: fair of I don't think it's fair of me to
Speaker 1: expect you to take birth control. It's so my step.
Speaker 1: You have a hormonal reaction to taking birth control, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, take it that way. I can shove
Speaker 1: it down. I don't have to use protection. Take it's
Speaker 1: so much stuff. Yeah, it's different because most women are
Speaker 1: just have been on birth control. But it's different with you, Kalin,
Speaker 1: obviously because you haven't. So yeah, there's a decision to
Speaker 1: be made. I'm excited for this guest, not that he's
Speaker 1: on now but soon because he's going to answer all
Speaker 1: the questions that we have about it. Yeah, do you
Speaker 1: have questions pre written out? Yep? Do you nice, don't
Speaker 1: I don't have any I'm more of like an off
Speaker 1: the cuff kind of guy. But Jared, do you want
Speaker 1: to get into some hot headlines, some hot topic headlines
Speaker 1: before we bring our guests in? Yeah? Of course. I
Speaker 1: mean there's nothing hotter than discussing hot topics after talking
Speaker 1: about Dean's vasectomy. Um, okay, Well, do you want to
Speaker 1: talk about Dawson's poops some more or something? Dude? I
Speaker 1: would love to that. My life is surrounded by Dawson's poop.
Speaker 1: We do have a couple of hot topics, one involving
Speaker 1: Kristen Cavaliery, who's been, you know, rumored to be dating
Speaker 1: within Bachelor Nation. I remember on New Year's Eve she
Speaker 1: was seeing out with Tyler Cameron. Tyler c there's a
Speaker 1: guy that should be the Bachelor right there? Don't we
Speaker 1: all agree? Don't you think that Tyler c should have
Speaker 1: been the Bachelor? What the hell happened? How is that
Speaker 1: not like the easiest decision to be made? Did he
Speaker 1: want too much money? I want to know more about this,
Speaker 1: don't you? Guys? Like? How did that guy not become
Speaker 1: the Bachelor? He's like the most famous guy in Bachelor Nation?
Speaker 1: He just never became the bachelor. I bet you what
Speaker 1: happened is what you said. He probably asked for too
Speaker 1: much money, and I bet you the producers reprobably like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we want you to be the bachelor, but we don't
Speaker 1: care enough to pay you some same amount of money,
Speaker 1: you know, like we can find a successful bachelor for
Speaker 1: way cheaper. Well that's what I assume happened, at least maybe,
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's not about Tyler's see, it's about christ
Speaker 1: and Cavalier. She's revealed that she's been approached by a
Speaker 1: lot of married men after the Jay Cutler divorce, and
Speaker 1: she breaks down why she's not ready for a relationship.
Speaker 1: She's to live in the single life. She opened up
Speaker 1: recently in an article about the reality of dating, and
Speaker 1: she revealed why she isn't in a rush to be
Speaker 1: in a relationship. So apparently she's not in a relationship
Speaker 1: with Tyler Cameron. She recalled getting approached by a lot
Speaker 1: of married men since her divorce from Jay Cutler. Clearly,
Speaker 1: I'm not ready for a relationship because I'm attracting all
Speaker 1: of these unavailable men, she talked about after she broke
Speaker 1: up with the former NFL star Kristin Cavaliery. She joked
Speaker 1: about addressing her history with athletes, quote, I've got a
Speaker 1: lot of twenty nine year olds. I've dated a lot
Speaker 1: of kids in their twenties, and I'm like, this is silly.
Speaker 1: I need someone who's established. She talked about after dating
Speaker 1: younger men, and she expressed interest in starting a family,
Speaker 1: adding I'm not going to have more kids. It would
Speaker 1: be so hard for me. Oh, the younger guys talk
Speaker 1: about starting a family with her, and then she says,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to have any more kids. It would
Speaker 1: be so hard for me to go back and have
Speaker 1: another one because my baby is seven and I can't
Speaker 1: imagine going back and do it all over again. So
Speaker 1: unless I'm at the love of my freaking life and
Speaker 1: he wanted one and didn't have, maybe, but most likely
Speaker 1: I'm not having kids. So she talks about that. That
Speaker 1: is interesting because I talked to Tanner and Jade about
Speaker 1: having another kid, and there you know, they have three kids,
Speaker 1: and they their youngest is almost two. Reid is almost
Speaker 1: two now, and Jade was talking about last week Husson
Speaker 1: once a fourth kid. But Tanner was like, we're almost
Speaker 1: out of it, you know it feels like we're almost
Speaker 1: out of that stage, because there is that baby stage
Speaker 1: right where it's just like your life is consumed by
Speaker 1: this infant, and once they start becoming more independent, you
Speaker 1: can start living your life again. So I can relate
Speaker 1: to Kristin Kristin Cavalier because once your kids like seven,
Speaker 1: it must be tough to go back and be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this all over again, which is why
Speaker 1: Ashley and I have talked about we're definitely gonna have
Speaker 1: another kid, and I think we're gonna start trying pretty
Speaker 1: soon because Dawson's already a year so even if Ashley
Speaker 1: got pregnant pretty soon, you know, Dawson would be almost
Speaker 1: two years older than his sibling, So I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But what I think what you might be missing out
Speaker 1: on though, is like Kristin and Kristen's case, and then
Speaker 1: probably in Jade's case too, they have another kid, the
Speaker 1: oldest kid kind of becomes like a like a pair
Speaker 1: in a sense, you know, like a live in nanny
Speaker 1: that you can just hire to take care of the
Speaker 1: little baby. That is nice, which I think it would
Speaker 1: kind of be a nice nice thing for the parents,
Speaker 1: you know, Uh, yeah, yeah, it's not like I feel bad.
Speaker 1: I'm always bitching complain about being a parent. Dawson's the best.
Speaker 1: I love him so much. But it definitely like it's
Speaker 1: it's jarring to say the least. But anyway, so Christin Cavalier, Kristin,
Speaker 1: I always say, Christina, what the hell? Kristin Cavaliery, I'm curious,
Speaker 1: why are these married men approaching her wanting to date her? Dude?
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't get it, Like, how
Speaker 1: are these guys just like loking stupid? I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: know I shouldn't swear, but sometimes the potty mouth just
Speaker 1: comes out of me. Like what do you think's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I wonder if these are just
Speaker 1: like random guys sliding into her dms that like we're
Speaker 1: fans of hers years ago on the hills or Laguna Beach,
Speaker 1: or if they're like actually in the public eye. You know,
Speaker 1: it feels like I would imagine that they're in the
Speaker 1: public eye because she says that she's attracting all these
Speaker 1: unavailable men. How does she know that they're unavailable? You know?
Speaker 1: I mean, these guys say it's like just some Rando
Speaker 1: dming her. I'm I doubt she's like going through this
Speaker 1: guy's profile. Maybe she is. Maybe she's clicking on him
Speaker 1: and seeing like, oh that guy's married, he's flirting me.
Speaker 1: What an ansul. Well, my mind immediately went to someone
Speaker 1: that we know or someone that's in the public eye
Speaker 1: somehow reaching out and saying, hey, I've always had a
Speaker 1: thing for you, like I'm ready to dump my wife
Speaker 1: and let's get this thing going. If this thing started, Okayn,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on Kristin Kevily or just as
Speaker 1: a as a person. Oh, I love her. I never
Speaker 1: watched Laguna Beach or The Hills, so I didn't. I
Speaker 1: don't know like the villain back story. But I met
Speaker 1: her on an event. She was friendly, she's professional, she's
Speaker 1: she's like an awesome businesswoman, a mom. I think she's great.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, I don't know much about her. I
Speaker 1: guess it was a little before your time, those those
Speaker 1: shows that was like maybe one of the og reality
Speaker 1: TV shows. I know my mom was stretch. She wouldn't
Speaker 1: let me watch any of those shows, so I never did.
Speaker 1: That's a shame. I never watched any of those reality shows.
Speaker 1: The only reality show I ever watched was Jersey Shore,
Speaker 1: but I felt like, I don't know, I think I might.
Speaker 1: The problem is I don't watch TV, but if I
Speaker 1: did watch TV, I would want to revisit those shows
Speaker 1: because I feel like it would bring out so much
Speaker 1: nostalgia and just it would make me feel better about
Speaker 1: the world, Like, no matter what I'm we were just talking,
Speaker 1: it's all gonna work out. We were just talking the
Speaker 1: other day about remember the show is like Date My
Speaker 1: Mom or Next on MTV. I remember Next on? Oh
Speaker 1: I do remember Date my Mom? Or Room Raiders? Room Raiders?
Speaker 1: I remember Room Raiders. What was the one where they
Speaker 1: had they like the parents had to pick? Was that
Speaker 1: Room Raiders? It was my Mom? Is that date my Mom? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You go on a date with the person's mom, and
Speaker 1: then you you decide whether you want to date the kid. Oh,
Speaker 1: parental control. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking. And then you decide you
Speaker 1: if you want to date the kid based on your
Speaker 1: date with the mom or dad. I guess parental control. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds about right. I remember next What next was good?
Speaker 1: Or like the bus? People will go on the bus
Speaker 1: and then they'd pick out next. Dude, it's funny they
Speaker 1: watch the close back because when you were a kid watching.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid watching that, I was like, man,
Speaker 1: this show is hilarious. How are these guys also witty
Speaker 1: and make these weird funny phrases? Sounds so eloquent? And
Speaker 1: then you watching I was an adult, and you're like,
Speaker 1: everything that they've said has been scripted, like in the
Speaker 1: most insane way. That's so obvious. How did I not
Speaker 1: know that when I was watching that when I was
Speaker 1: thirteen years old? You know? Oh, dude, I think the
Speaker 1: same thing when I watched those shows like when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, and if I saw glimpses of those shows,
Speaker 1: I'm like, these guys are so cool, Like god, I
Speaker 1: just wouldn't be like then when I grow up. And
Speaker 1: then you watch the show back now and you're like, whoo, man,
Speaker 1: that guy sucks HiT's cringe. Yeah, yeah, I wonder, yeah
Speaker 1: that's yeah. I don't know. I wonder if people are
Speaker 1: going to say that about us when they watch d
Speaker 1: just go on your Twitter feed. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I don't really go on Twitter anymore, but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: what else do you you want to talk about? Anything else important,
Speaker 1: pressing Jared that you just have to get off your chest.
Speaker 1: Oh there's this other article. But I don't know, Klin,
Speaker 1: I feel like, are you would you consider yourself a
Speaker 1: pop culture aficionado? Somewhat? I listened to a pop culture podcast,
Speaker 1: so I learned everything that I know from them. What
Speaker 1: pop culture podcast is? It called to help I stuck
Speaker 1: at being in Ilwood? No, yeah, let's not someone else's podcast.
Speaker 1: Who cares? We can get no? Exactly cross pollination here.
Speaker 1: I listened to it every day when I work out.
Speaker 1: It's called The Toast. They're hilarious. Yeah, I know The Toast. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: The Toast is great. Actually listens to the Toast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're also they're so funny. It must be like more
Speaker 1: for women, I would say, because I've tried listening and
Speaker 1: it just doesn't sparked my interests very much. But also,
Speaker 1: you are the complete opposite of the people they're trying
Speaker 1: to get to listen to that podcast. Exactly, it's fair,
Speaker 1: But no, you did listen. You tuned in when they
Speaker 1: were talking about Entourage. Remember her takes on Entourage. She
Speaker 1: was like guy, yeah, yeah, She's like, then he turns
Speaker 1: into such a douche. The main character is Drama. He's
Speaker 1: the best. He's so fun to root for. I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: I could listen to hours of this. I do listen
Speaker 1: hours of Drama. Was your favorite character on the show.
Speaker 1: I liked all the characters. I listened to their podcast
Speaker 1: Plug their podcast Real Quick Victory of the Podcast by
Speaker 1: Kevin Dylan and Kevin Connolly and Doug ellen Um. I
Speaker 1: listened to that podcast a lot. And Kaylin hates when
Speaker 1: I listened to that one, just like I hate when
Speaker 1: she listens to the Toast. So we have to listen
Speaker 1: to them separately, which is kind of a bummer on
Speaker 1: the long car ride. Yeah, yeah, Jared plug a podcast quick,
Speaker 1: we got two minutes? Well, I just listened to local
Speaker 1: sports talk so felgern Mas on ninety eight point five
Speaker 1: The Sports Up. Yeah, listen to them all the time.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Listen to radio stations on the radio? Did
Speaker 1: I listen to FM bro? I'm an og? I'm an
Speaker 1: og guy. Can you listen to the Kelsey podcast The
Speaker 1: Kelsey Brothers? No? Oh, Kaitlin? I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: am I gonna sound like an a toll right now?
Speaker 1: As Kelsey comes from a Bachelor Nation member that like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, who oh Travis Kelson. No, I
Speaker 1: can't stand Travis Kelsey. No, Dan, listen. I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: a nice guy. But I'm talking as a sports fan,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's a difference between hate,
Speaker 1: and there's a difference between hate and sports hate, and
Speaker 1: I sports hate Travis Kelsey, like after where he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: tell the mayor of Cincinnati, no your role and shut
Speaker 1: your mouth, browny, And it's like he's going on the
Speaker 1: podium being like nobody believed in us, and it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: everybody believed in you. Guys. Everybody thought you were gonna
Speaker 1: probably be in the super Bowl. I just realized I
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything about the Super Bowl. I think the
Speaker 1: Chiefs one, you think. I'm pretty sure the Chiefs one.
Speaker 1: It was actually such a good game, it was so entertaining,
Speaker 1: and I was sharing on the Chiefs because Deardre is
Speaker 1: obviously my grandma is a huge Chiefs fan. She was
Speaker 1: losing her mind because Chris Stapleton opened her favorite singer
Speaker 1: and then the Chiefs one, and then we went to
Speaker 1: a tailgate and Cheryl Crowe performed, and she was incredible.
Speaker 1: You're at a tailgate after the game. That's not really
Speaker 1: I said before before the game. And wait, dear Drew
Speaker 1: was there with you. No, she was just texting me. Oh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's so interesting. I just realized that I
Speaker 1: have not even because I left basically the day of
Speaker 1: the super Bowl was on, and you don't get internet
Speaker 1: on the boat unless you pay insane amounts of money
Speaker 1: for it, and so I just haven't really heard anything
Speaker 1: about super Bowl. But I did get an update that
Speaker 1: the Chiefs one last second on a field goal, but
Speaker 1: I never confirmed it, and it sounds like that's the case.
Speaker 1: So it is the case on a very controversial holding call.
Speaker 1: It was interesting to say the least. But I'm grip
Speaker 1: did man scripted script? Right? Well, yeah we are. We
Speaker 1: are going to take a quick break because I were
Speaker 1: snip snap. Doctor is in the waiting room and she
Speaker 1: is going to be joining us right over these messages. Hey,
Speaker 1: welcome back to the Welcome back to help I suck
Speaker 1: at being a newly led here, I'll step in for you, dude.
Speaker 1: For a second there, I was like, all right, new podcast.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, wait a minute, we're just back from
Speaker 1: a break. That's it. I'll let you keep going then,
Speaker 1: because you seem like you found your stride here. I
Speaker 1: never find my stride. We have a very special guest.
Speaker 1: As we've been saying the snip knock doctor, I'm just kidding, doctor, Jeanette.
Speaker 1: I said that properly right, that's perfect. Oh good. I'm
Speaker 1: so bad with names and I literally just asked you
Speaker 1: off air how you pronounce it, and I still second
Speaker 1: guess myself. So doctor, thank you so much for coming
Speaker 1: on the podcast. We know that you are our top
Speaker 1: family and emerge see medicine. Doctor. You have an incredible background.
Speaker 1: You know a lot about medicine. And we've been talking
Speaker 1: in the past couple of weeks because our two newly
Speaker 1: weds here, Dean and Kaylin, have been discussing Dean possibly
Speaker 1: getting a vasectomy, and we have some questions for you.
Speaker 1: They have some questions for you specifically. So how about this,
Speaker 1: So doctor, if you can just briefly tell us what
Speaker 1: the overall procedure of getting a vasectomy is, like, okay, So,
Speaker 1: I mean it's an outpatient procedure, meaning you go in
Speaker 1: and out and get you get it done in the
Speaker 1: same day. You get some local numbing, and they call
Speaker 1: it a vast sectomy because it's the vast deference tube
Speaker 1: that you're snipping, that you're cutting, and what that tube does,
Speaker 1: that carries the sperm that becomes part of the I
Speaker 1: don't know how details you want me to get, but
Speaker 1: it get detailed. You're fine, okay. So that the the
Speaker 1: vast deference tube is what carries the sperm that enters
Speaker 1: the ejaculate that you know fertilizes the ovaries, the eggs,
Speaker 1: and that's how you become pregnant with a woman. So
Speaker 1: you cut that off and that therefore you cannot get
Speaker 1: a woman pregnant. But that is not one hundred percent,
Speaker 1: it's about ninety five percent. The only you know, thing
Speaker 1: that's more effective is abstinence, but it's not something that
Speaker 1: I would recommend as your first choice for birth control.
Speaker 1: Believe it or not. There's a birth control for men
Speaker 1: that's under investigation right now. It's an actual, an oral,
Speaker 1: non hormonal pill. But I think that you have to
Speaker 1: keep in mind that if you do that, there is
Speaker 1: a chance that it's not reversible, and are you willing
Speaker 1: to take that chance? And if you're willing to take
Speaker 1: that chance, I would at least recommend freeze your sperm
Speaker 1: just in case anything happens, you know, freeze a few
Speaker 1: vials if that's something you really really want to do.
Speaker 1: The other alternative I would consider is it's very easy
Speaker 1: for a female to get what's called an IUD. They
Speaker 1: last about five years, and that's a good form of
Speaker 1: contraception as well. I'm not saying that we should put
Speaker 1: all the onus on the female, but it's very easy.
Speaker 1: We have so many options, so many more options than men.
Speaker 1: I certainly would not go undergo any surgical interventions for
Speaker 1: birth control if I still want to have kids one day,
Speaker 1: meaning I wouldn't go and have my tubes tied and
Speaker 1: then think, Okay, I'll go back and get it reversed later.
Speaker 1: So I think that's very kind and consider it for
Speaker 1: Dan to want to do that. So maybe his wife
Speaker 1: does not have to go on birth control or have
Speaker 1: an IUD, but it's I think it's easier for us
Speaker 1: women to take on that burden than for a man.
Speaker 1: And the other alternative is, you know, of course using condoms,
Speaker 1: but you know you don't. That's not really expected in
Speaker 1: someone who's in a monogamous relationship. But there's other forms
Speaker 1: of birth control, but not as effective. I do have
Speaker 1: a question. You said numbing cream. So are the patient's
Speaker 1: not put under no local local numbing not numbing cream.
Speaker 1: I mean they could use some uh local topical anesthetic
Speaker 1: at the site of injection, but usually we'd use this locally,
Speaker 1: like when you go to the dentist and you have
Speaker 1: some Yeah, but you know you're you shouldn't be put under.
Speaker 1: Some people want to be sedated. But uma, was this
Speaker 1: a joke? Was this a joke or you're really serious
Speaker 1: about doing this? Well I'm serious about it. But let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. You said, when you when
Speaker 1: you cut off the penis, do I get a joy?
Speaker 1: I get like a fake penis that I put on
Speaker 1: after that? Or is it you're snipping You're snipping a
Speaker 1: duct a tube internally? Whole penis right right? You still
Speaker 1: get to keep that little part that's left. Yes, it's tied.
Speaker 1: It's tied at they they snippet, they tie it. But
Speaker 1: you know, there's always concern for collateral, you know, just
Speaker 1: like I've had some patience who've had heart testing and
Speaker 1: the heart the cardiologist says, I can't believe you haven't
Speaker 1: had a heart attack already. It's because even though the
Speaker 1: main coronary to the heart is clogged, that's the blood
Speaker 1: vessel that provides blood float to the heart. It's clogged,
Speaker 1: but the body was able to create collateral blood vessels
Speaker 1: to the heart. The same thing could potentially happen. That's
Speaker 1: why it's not one hundred percent effective number one, and
Speaker 1: number two, it's not one hundred percent reversible. So if
Speaker 1: I were in your shoes, I wouldn't. I would not
Speaker 1: recommend it. If you were, I would say, no, let's
Speaker 1: not do that. I did have a traumatic incident when
Speaker 1: I was a child, and I got a lot of
Speaker 1: stitches on my scrotum, So I wonder if that would
Speaker 1: affect anything as well. That's a good question if you
Speaker 1: if it was just a laceration, it shouldn't. It was,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what did you do? I told you
Speaker 1: the story before it I don't remember tell it again.
Speaker 1: I mean, have you you know you know not to
Speaker 1: not to be negative and Nancy, but have you even
Speaker 1: had your sperm evaluate? Because it because I I was,
Speaker 1: I was worried that I was sterile, worried. I guess
Speaker 1: it's more curious more than anything so I got tested
Speaker 1: and they said my swimmers are fine, which I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a reputable sperm bank
Speaker 1: that I was that was testing my sperm, but im
Speaker 1: I needed to read tested. Yeah, that's something you could do,
Speaker 1: especially if you're thinking about having children. Another thing you
Speaker 1: could do. How old are you? How old are you guys?
Speaker 1: You're pretty young? I mean if also, it's something to
Speaker 1: just consider. If you don't want to have kids right now,
Speaker 1: but maybe in the future you do, make embryos, go
Speaker 1: ahead and let your get get some of your follicles
Speaker 1: out while you're young and healthy. Go ahead and make
Speaker 1: embryos and freeze your embryos, and and you're all set.
Speaker 1: So you're you're pretty anti getting meat, you're pretty anti
Speaker 1: using I asseected me as a main form of birth
Speaker 1: control at least like if if there are kids later on,
Speaker 1: potentially in the future. You're saying, I think that's excessive.
Speaker 1: Right now, I would say, if you definitely want to
Speaker 1: have kids, when do you want to have kids? Do
Speaker 1: you know that? Have you had that discussion? Once I
Speaker 1: figure my life out, which is open to interpretation. How
Speaker 1: many years? About five? Maybe more so? And do keep
Speaker 1: in mind women are having babies in their forties, but
Speaker 1: the risk of Down syndrome and chromosomal abnormalities. Um, and
Speaker 1: you know, birth defects begin usually around age thirty four
Speaker 1: thirty five, so keep that in mind. But that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you shouldn't have still continue to have babies, even
Speaker 1: baby beautiful babies with Down syndrome all the time. But
Speaker 1: just you want to keep that in mind. And naturally
Speaker 1: as we age, there are more chromosomal abnormalities with our
Speaker 1: our follicles, with our eggs. So um, that's I just
Speaker 1: think it's it's like the extreme for you to go
Speaker 1: straight to a V sector. Have you ever considered an IUD?
Speaker 1: Have you were taking birth control? And how did you
Speaker 1: do on that? Yeah? I just got off birth control.
Speaker 1: It was making me a little crazy and I've heard
Speaker 1: um horror stories from IUDs, so I still not as well.
Speaker 1: So what so now there are different types of IUDs.
Speaker 1: There are non hormonal iud so the ones with the hormones, yeah,
Speaker 1: can be problematic, but also there's so many different types.
Speaker 1: Just just because one didn't work for you doesn't mean
Speaker 1: there's another one that would work. But if you're you know,
Speaker 1: if you have an anaphylactic reaction to birth control, and
Speaker 1: it's absolutely you know, out of the question, then you know.
Speaker 1: Then I can understand why you guys are considering a vasectomy,
Speaker 1: But I would not just go straight to a vasectomy.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna do that, then I would freeze your
Speaker 1: sperm and freeze a few vials, consider freezing some some
Speaker 1: embryos as well, and just have that backup insurance just
Speaker 1: in case. But I would say, um, explore other options
Speaker 1: before you go to um A, you know, sturgical intervention.
Speaker 1: I don't know of any one that would recommend doing
Speaker 1: that before having children. It's usually something that's done after
Speaker 1: you're having children. Well, maybe why don't you just start
Speaker 1: having children right now? Oh yeah, come on, guys, join
Speaker 1: the claw. That's fun. I tell you need more money first,
Speaker 1: Why do you why do you think it is that
Speaker 1: there are so much more resource We've put so much
Speaker 1: more resources into like figuring out how to provide females
Speaker 1: with like this contraception instead of males. Like why why
Speaker 1: do you think they focus more on the females and
Speaker 1: the males. Is there like just easier or yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a that's a really good question. I just think historically,
Speaker 1: since we are the baby maker, the baby carriers, um,
Speaker 1: the hormones, there's more opportunity, whether it's from you know,
Speaker 1: using uh, you know, something that stops your ovaries from uh,
Speaker 1: from from you ovulating. There's just so many opportunities versus
Speaker 1: with a male. It's just okay, we got to make
Speaker 1: sure the sperm uh you know, doesn't get to the
Speaker 1: egg to to fertilize and create that that embryo. But
Speaker 1: that's a that's a really good, a really good question.
Speaker 1: But again, there are there is a male contraception um
Speaker 1: that's being studied right now, and I could try to
Speaker 1: find the name of it for you. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the name, but it is underway and um it doesn't
Speaker 1: lower your testosterone um, and it's it's it's being looked at.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's something for you, uh to consider. It's
Speaker 1: a new experimental approach to male could be a lab
Speaker 1: rat for this thing. Come on now, I'll jump into
Speaker 1: the clinical trials. Why I'm not. It is quite funny
Speaker 1: when you think about the difference between providing contraception for
Speaker 1: a male and female, Like he said, it's been like
Speaker 1: for a female, You're like, well, you can, you can
Speaker 1: take a pill, you can have like all the birth
Speaker 1: control options, or we can surgically put in something inside
Speaker 1: of you to ensure that you don't get pregnant. And
Speaker 1: with a guy so far, it's been like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: just throw something rubber, rubber over it and you'll be fine. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So this this this study is published in the journal
Speaker 1: Nature Communications, and it's looking at a medicine that immobilizes
Speaker 1: the sperm so they can't swim and can't fertilize the egg.
Speaker 1: So that's something that is um and it's successful in mice,
Speaker 1: so that's something that is on the horizon. Well that's good.
Speaker 1: I do have a question, um, what are your thoughts
Speaker 1: on natural cycles or birth control where you just track
Speaker 1: ovulation by your temperature, well not temperature alone. That might
Speaker 1: be a little bit tricky because what if you have
Speaker 1: a cold, what if you have a virus, what if
Speaker 1: you have stripped throat um But if you if you don't,
Speaker 1: then you have to be really strict with that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: some people do that and that works, especially if you're
Speaker 1: on a very regular cycle. If you're if you're on
Speaker 1: a very regular, regular cycle, that's something that you can do,
Speaker 1: but you have to really know your body. You have
Speaker 1: to really know your body. And then some people, um
Speaker 1: uh they tried to use the what we call the
Speaker 1: pullout method. That's you know, yeah, is that scientifically proven method.
Speaker 1: How many trials have we done with the pullout method?
Speaker 1: Not not enough? But um, a man that knows his
Speaker 1: body knows, you know, uh has control. That is some
Speaker 1: people use that method. Many are successful, many are not.
Speaker 1: Because there are sperm and create ejaculate yea um and
Speaker 1: so that's why you have to be aware of that.
Speaker 1: That's not U. I would, I don't recommend that as
Speaker 1: birth control, but uh, it's I would. I would say
Speaker 1: try that first before going to to a vestsect To me,
Speaker 1: but I understand if you can't tolerate birth control, um
Speaker 1: and and and you've tried everything, like really truly have
Speaker 1: tried everything, that I understand why now why you're considering
Speaker 1: the best sectomy. But really, truly, I think, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: should be absolute last resort. And I wouldn't even recommend
Speaker 1: it until you've had at least maybe two or three
Speaker 1: kidskin some of the horror stories you've heard about I
Speaker 1: U DS just people passing out and pain. I guess
Speaker 1: those are the two biggest ones. Ye've heard that. The
Speaker 1: number one the pain, you mean pain when you have
Speaker 1: it inserted. Yes, that can be controlled. That's what you do.
Speaker 1: What you do is you tell you you're going to collegist.
Speaker 1: I want to be sedated because so many doctors just
Speaker 1: do procedures on us and think that we have no
Speaker 1: sensation down there. Of course we do, so the pain
Speaker 1: issue can easily be fixed. Number one, you ask for
Speaker 1: sedation and for pain control when you have it put in.
Speaker 1: But um, as far as the other issue, what was
Speaker 1: that other issue that you were worried about besides pain?
Speaker 1: The people passing out? But I think that's from the
Speaker 1: pain or fear of it. I guess yeah, that is
Speaker 1: an easy fix. And let me tell you, Caitlin, there
Speaker 1: are thousands millions of women throughout the world that do
Speaker 1: very well with IUDs. Have you ever tried it? No,
Speaker 1: I'm too scared. So and so you're scared. To overcome
Speaker 1: that fear is you have to ask questions and you
Speaker 1: also have to understand if you don't like it, guess what,
Speaker 1: you go and get it taken out. You don't keep it,
Speaker 1: you have to keep it in give it a try.
Speaker 1: But if you're talk to your gynecologies, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you had this conversation with your gynecologist, there's so
Speaker 1: many options other than birth control, other than oral birth pliment.
Speaker 1: Every time I talked to her about issues with lolo estern,
Speaker 1: she kind of like talks me out, like I love
Speaker 1: my guy. No, this isn't me trying to say anything
Speaker 1: bad about her, but she talks me back into it.
Speaker 1: Do you know why it's called lolo estern because it's
Speaker 1: so natural. I've actually taken that before and I loved it.
Speaker 1: But why did you want to come off of it? Um?
Speaker 1: It was just messing with my hormones? Is did you
Speaker 1: how long have you been on it? How long were
Speaker 1: you were on it? Did you give it a chance?
Speaker 1: Like three four months? Yeah? I was on and off
Speaker 1: since college. Oh okay, so you were on it for
Speaker 1: a while and you couldn't tolerate it. Yeah, And in
Speaker 1: your situation, has your doctor talked to you about the implant? No,
Speaker 1: it's probably a conversation I need to have with her eventually. Yeah,
Speaker 1: asked about this, asked about the implant, and don't forget
Speaker 1: it's you can try things, and if you don't like it,
Speaker 1: you stop it. That's the beauty of medicine. But I
Speaker 1: would consider trying the copper IUD. And I'm not selling anything,
Speaker 1: but if I were gonna try something, my go to
Speaker 1: would be the Lolo estern because I have experience with that.
Speaker 1: Also the copper non hormonal, non hormonal copper IUD. You
Speaker 1: should you should look into that and give it a try.
Speaker 1: And remember if you don't like it, it's okay, you
Speaker 1: take it out. It's it's not like you're having, you know,
Speaker 1: breast implant surgery. It can easily be taken out in
Speaker 1: five minutes. Okay, it sounds like a painful five minutes.
Speaker 1: Looks like we got some research to do. I do
Speaker 1: like the try to troop pull out method, although that
Speaker 1: it just makes the best part of the experience a
Speaker 1: little less enjoyable, which is yeah, I agree. It is
Speaker 1: so crazy how women just have to You guys just
Speaker 1: got the I shouldn't say the worst of it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, you kind of did. It's it's just like
Speaker 1: poor things, like everything is so dependent on women just
Speaker 1: taking care of business. You guys are well, that's because
Speaker 1: women are powerful, strong, human beings, and we can tolerate it.
Speaker 1: You can tolerate it. There's so many things that Ashley
Speaker 1: has to go through, and I'm like, I just would
Speaker 1: not be able to handle this in any anyway. So well,
Speaker 1: the way the way God made us, men can do
Speaker 1: certain things that women can't do, and vice versa. So
Speaker 1: that's why human beings are beautiful species. That's why I
Speaker 1: love my This is fair. And I said one question
Speaker 1: before you get going, doctor, because as a man, I
Speaker 1: am dumb, and you said that you freeze embryos. Is
Speaker 1: freezing embryos different than freezing eggs? Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: And then apparently my wife is slapping her forehead thinking
Speaker 1: that I'm dumb, even though the doctor just said that's
Speaker 1: a great question. It is a great question because I
Speaker 1: shouldn't assume that everybody knows everything. So you need the
Speaker 1: the egg from the woman and the sperm from the man.
Speaker 1: Put it together. You create an embryo brio. That's what
Speaker 1: I was assuming. Yes, now, when you just take the
Speaker 1: egg from the woman and you freeze it alone, that's
Speaker 1: one thing, but I would say do both. If you
Speaker 1: have the means, your insurance might cover around or two
Speaker 1: of that fertility. But if you're truly thinking about a vssectomy,
Speaker 1: which I don't think is should be the immediate plan
Speaker 1: of contraception right now. But if that's something that you
Speaker 1: really really want to do, I would definitely freeze your sperm,
Speaker 1: freeze a few vials of sperm and um freeze some
Speaker 1: from some embryos. If if you really are gonna do
Speaker 1: the vist sect to meet, which I'm leaning towards, don't do.
Speaker 1: But if Caitlin, you cannot tolerate any form of birth control,
Speaker 1: then yeah, you that's very kind and considerate of Udine
Speaker 1: to even consider that for your wife. She must be
Speaker 1: an amazing person, Caitlin, just trying to make sure she's happy.
Speaker 1: You know. Um, she did have to jump off jump off.
Speaker 1: I think she had a meeting or something, but um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, this has all been illuminating. Doctor. We
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Yeah, absolutely, thank you guys for having me,
Speaker 1: and let me know if you have any questions. Seriously,
Speaker 1: if you have any questions or concerned, I'm always happy
Speaker 1: to help. I have gynecology friends that I could always
Speaker 1: reach out to as well. If you have any other
Speaker 1: specific detailed questions, I can get you a second opinion.
Speaker 1: Sweet that great, Thank you too, Yeah hope hopefully. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, if anyone else has the same questions, they
Speaker 1: can just refer to this and get all that answered.
Speaker 1: But you're great. Thank you so much. We really appreciate
Speaker 1: taking and spreading your knowledge. Thank you, my pleasure to
Speaker 1: have a great day, God less, be safe, Thank you,
Speaker 1: bye bye bye. Well, so Calin did have to jump
Speaker 1: off there, which was I guess kind of good time
Speaker 1: because she was having connectivity issues. So we can't but
Speaker 1: decompress after that. So now it's gone help if we
Speaker 1: suck at dating bro So so look, it's sorry. We
Speaker 1: gotta come up with a new chant newlyweds, newlyweds, new
Speaker 1: lywitz that work, No, Ashley shaking your head, figure it out,
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. We can't. We can't try to
Speaker 1: figure it out. It has to figure us out, you know,
Speaker 1: like it just has to happen naturally organically. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: But before we do that, I do want to extend
Speaker 1: maybe a request to you, the dutiful listeners fans of
Speaker 1: the show. You guys are great and I love you
Speaker 1: so much. We are doing a Q and A episode
Speaker 1: next week and we want you guys to throw some
Speaker 1: ques at us and we can provide some a's. So
Speaker 1: go to the Instagram. I hope you already follow us.
Speaker 1: You should already follow us. Yeah, shoot us over some questions.
Speaker 1: We want to give you guys some answers to those questions.
Speaker 1: We probably will. I think what we should do is
Speaker 1: on the Instagram page. We should just like put a
Speaker 1: Q and a box and then just get some of
Speaker 1: those questions and read them on air. Oh that's what
Speaker 1: they literally just did. Nice. It was funny, not funny,
Speaker 1: but it was nice seeing Kaylin in that interview with
Speaker 1: the doctor because she was asking questions that I could
Speaker 1: sit in front of a computer for a hundred years
Speaker 1: formulating questions to ask, and I would never ask some
Speaker 1: of the questions that she's asking. So it's great to
Speaker 1: have her. Yeah, she does. What is that called? I mean,
Speaker 1: we haven't done it in quite some time, but she work.
Speaker 1: It starts with a pee. I swear to God, it's
Speaker 1: prepares forgot Pa. That's right, I did. It's been a
Speaker 1: while for you and I Why don't more people do that?
Speaker 1: It makes the show so much better. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: it's just like I'd rather come on here and talk
Speaker 1: about Dawson's poop. You know what I mean? That's that's
Speaker 1: better for me. Oh my gosh, Can I can I
Speaker 1: embarrass myself? No? Yeah, I gotta say this. I have
Speaker 1: to say, yeah, you can't say can I embarrass myself
Speaker 1: and then be like, never mind, I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 1: the story. I just learned something about the female body
Speaker 1: that I blew my mind. Female anatomy blew my mind.
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask the doctor while she was still here,
Speaker 1: but it seemed like she was kind of ready to
Speaker 1: get off um and actually saying, seems like she might
Speaker 1: be in the room, so maybe you can confirm this
Speaker 1: with her. And it was. It was really embarrassing when
Speaker 1: I asked on the boat, but does does a girl?
Speaker 1: Does she pee out of her clitterus? Uh? No, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't think so, but I found
Speaker 1: out that unless they were all talking with me and
Speaker 1: I don't know better, I was told that girls peece
Speaker 1: at out of the glitter. Is the opening to the aretha?
Speaker 1: Is the tiny hole that you pee out of. It's
Speaker 1: located just below the clitters and at the vagina. How
Speaker 1: many holes are there down there? It sounds like there's
Speaker 1: quite a few. Good. Guess that's interesting. They kept dogging
Speaker 1: me for not knowing where girls pee from, and a
Speaker 1: I've never watched a girl pee before, so how would
Speaker 1: I be. The Colorado public school system, I guess, has
Speaker 1: failed me as your as rather Island has obviously failed
Speaker 1: yours as well. I just like I didn't ever know
Speaker 1: until just like two days ago. So I guess it's
Speaker 1: technically not the clitterest but just below the clitters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I've always assumed it was the vagina. I
Speaker 1: always thought that there was a hole between the vagina
Speaker 1: and the butthole, like a gouch hole kind of thing
Speaker 1: came out of. I mean, how many openings do you
Speaker 1: think a woman has. I just thought it was a
Speaker 1: gooch hole. Oh. I just thought there was like a
Speaker 1: little hole down there. I even like, I'm not saying I've, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm that knowledgeable about the female anat of it,
Speaker 1: but even me, like just from watching or like being
Speaker 1: with a woman, you've you're telling me you've noticed that
Speaker 1: there potentially could be a third hole down there. No,
Speaker 1: I just thought that it was like so small and
Speaker 1: discreet and cute and fragile, that you couldn't see it
Speaker 1: to naked eye, and maybe like it expanded when it
Speaker 1: was in action. I don't know. I haven't put much
Speaker 1: thought into it because I never I never cared to
Speaker 1: put much thought into it. Ashley just came back in
Speaker 1: the room. So the past two minutes we've been because
Speaker 1: Kaitlin had to sign off, past three minutes, maybe we've
Speaker 1: been talking about Dean asked me to women Peta the clitters.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but you are no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this guy knows that. She's now accusing me of saying
Speaker 1: that I know there's three holes. But he no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no no. Dean said that he thought there was
Speaker 1: a potentially a hole between the vagina and the butthole.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, come on, now there are three
Speaker 1: There are three holes, one that you p out of
Speaker 1: your vagina, but vagina. I know, there's your uretha and
Speaker 1: then there's your vagina. I don't know why anyway, Yes,
Speaker 1: I know there are three holes, but I gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever really knew there were three holes.
Speaker 1: Now we now, we know we're smarter because of this question.
Speaker 1: So I appreciate Ashley's in sight. I'm gonna say, if
Speaker 1: I was listening to this, I would be more embarrassed
Speaker 1: by you thinking your rethra was a slang term instead
Speaker 1: of me thinking there was a third p hole in
Speaker 1: the guchal area. Apparently boys have a urethra as well.
Speaker 1: Of course, I mean I need that. So that's just
Speaker 1: a p hole. That's a p hole. Our py hole
Speaker 1: is attached to it is not atta. I guess it's
Speaker 1: all attached. First of all, don't blame us listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast. Blame as teen stated in the Colorado and
Speaker 1: Rhode Island public school system. Okay, okay, yeah, I'm embarrassed,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm I'm proud to say that
Speaker 1: I I feel smarter. So yeah, whether the storm come
Speaker 1: out the other side a little smarter. And can we
Speaker 1: also say this is why Kaylin is a new pocket.
Speaker 1: See what happens when Kaylin's not on the podcast for
Speaker 1: four minutes, how south it goes. This is why she's
Speaker 1: not gonna be happy. I think. On that note, I
Speaker 1: think every episode we record, all three of us, there
Speaker 1: should be five minutes of non Kaalen time at the end.
Speaker 1: All right, sounds good? Yeah, all right, Well that's gonna
Speaker 1: do it for this week's episode. Thank you so much
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