WEBVTT - Kelly Kay and Friends 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:15.880 Calvary Audio. What's Up? Welcome to When I Stuck Out 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.759 with Michael Blackson, brought to you by our radio Calvary 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:27.400 Audio and the Black in Fact podcast Network. This week, 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:30.160 I have six lovely ladies. You've probably never seen them 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.120 on anything. After tonight's show, You're going on to see 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.200 them on everything. So, my fellows, I have Titty Tuesday 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:39.520 and Talking Thursday all together in one room. My nigga 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:42.920 get your baby or the Blasil and your Jerkins Lotion 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:46.800 Jordan show before got a show started. Let me take 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.839 what's been going on in Niga news. That's news on 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:52.320 all niggas. Uh. First, Niga is my niggat. Derrick Jackson 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.600 polled Niga. 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You know, 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:06.920 change his name to the build nas Triple X. In 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:11.040 more nigger news face masks. That's right now they're saying 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:14.080 that the chemicals and face mass is costing nigga's pins 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.959 to shrink. What the fund is going on this little 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:20.200 ship this week. So now you're protected from COVID, like 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.960 can't protect my dick because a kind of move fit. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.480 It's gonna be a lot of COVID free niggas little 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:34.920 dicks walking around. Right, Good luck niggas, All right, let 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.640 the show begin, my niggas, thank you for joining us. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:42.560 It's gonna be a crazy show tonight. Kiss my eyes mhm. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:50.359 And my co host Chinese fucking best friend. Hey, hey, 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:54.000 then I'm good man. He might every time we have 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:58.959 a show and podcast. Here's the best dress in the world. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.200 While I'm wearing baby gap clothes, you have the most 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:06.720 outfit that's very endangered. What do you have on danger? 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.960 I've just been as a kid man. When I came 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.120 to America, we had no money, was so broke, and 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.680 it teach me all the time about the cheap clothes 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.400 that I wore, you know, like we have money. When 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.360 my mother used to go to like this back in 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:24.079 the day stores like wool Ward Worries that is now 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:28.000 called like wal Mart and ship. Now that's what's worked 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.000 back there, and my mom bought my clothes there for 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.040 like ten dollars. And I said to myself, whenever I 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.080 have money, I'm gonna wear invests in life. I'm going 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:37.040 to the fashion I hate prom one of these people. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:40.640 Nobody's paying me for this. I got. Nobody's paying you 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.560 for that. They need to pay me. They need to 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.040 pay you for that. I got on some Fendi shoes today, 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.480 I got some Roberto Covality james On and honestly, one 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.560 of my favorite brands right now is for Sachi because 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:57.520 office is allowed me to the ship matter buying. It's 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:01.880 been likes and I have a funnip plying belt. So 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:05.160 I'm just all caught up into this whole fashion ship. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:08.680 I just like to dress. Let me ask you one thing. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:13.920 If somebody's gonna sponsor you with Philip Lyne, what is 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.800 that offending? First at you? Who would you go with? 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:22.600 I go? Whoever give me the fucking money Monia. Okay, Well, finally, 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:28.520 if it's goddamn pay you, they gotta pay me a 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.920 lot of money to where they have to make ship. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.599 That's loud for me. You know, my ship stands out. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.840 Whoever gonna write to check I don't give fucking food 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.480 boo for us by us. Okay, you remember fo Yeah, 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:44.320 I remember foodb back in the I got that vest 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.920 that looks like I'm going snowboarding. You have one to 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:52.480 the yellow one. I couldn't. I couldn't afford food. When 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.919 I started making money, I went right to the big boys. 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:59.080 When did you start making money? Michael Blackson? What year 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.200 like ninety six seven? No, motherfucker. I started making money 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.840 after the movie next Friday, after my big break. When 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:09.320 did the next years ago? Wow? And I started going 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.880 to New York and shopping and ship like that. I 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.760 was raising phillies. I would drive to New York and 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.920 I go to all the stores. And how does it 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.880 feel like ten years prior? You said ones, I make money, 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:25.120 I'm gonna finally buy this everything that I always wanted. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:28.200 I just the thing money. Fashion is happy, something that's 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.200 in you everybody. Some people have money and they cannot dress, 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.160 they don't know where to buy. It has to be 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.920 something you're born with. Fashion. I think it was born 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.160 to me to just look crazy. I know a lot 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.960 of my fans make fun of the way I dressed 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.520 and how I dress, but I love it and I'm 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:44.640 comfortable with it so that they make fun of the 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.680 way you dress. But they don't know the price of 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.240 that dress you're rearing. But I mean sometimes I matter 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.760 how much you car. Looks stupid, looks stupid when okay? 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.240 But I think I put it together well, believe it 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.800 or not. My last year in high school, guess what 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.280 I want? What did you in? I want best dress? Motherfucker? 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:05.520 No way in my yearbook? Yes, best dress? Fashion with 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:07.880 my thing? You can't tell me? Yeah? You were always 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.719 your future has always been a supermodel and you became 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.920 a comedian supermodo? Would you win your class? In your year? 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.760 But what did you like? Most likely to what? Most 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.320 likely to fail? And look at me now, I'm a failure. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.520 You're not a failure, man. Come on, think about you 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:30.400 have a Chinese baby, baby brand new James. They're wondering 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.760 what I'm doing right now. They know it's Tuesday, and 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.400 what Tuesday is if I'm hanging out with Michael Blacks 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.960 and it's did it Tuesday? What you don't like when 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.640 you hang out with me? She's firving it. She's friving it. 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:45.320 I thought I ain't working today? All right? What this 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:49.800 is ass date man. Today's all about ass asked guests 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:51.600 in the house. We had titti's last time we got 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:55.680 asked tonight my first asked reaching from Germany, the novelists 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:59.160 in Miami spring in the house, Lades and jentimle give 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:02.880 it us bring that ass over here. Ass ass ass 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:10.360 ass ass ass sabrina as nothing like ass more ass 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:18.760 more asks. Give it up for naughtya ass as ass. Listen, gentlemen, 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.160 my next guest, I met her years ago in DC. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.880 Her ass has done nothing but get bigger. Titties got bigger, 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.440 nothing like some titties in the ass. Give her head 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:33.920 for niked titty's as as as ass titty's in ass 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:39.520 as as as ass ass ask titty's and asks, please 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:44.600 you could just funt in my mouth right now. Goodness, 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:49.280 oh my goodness, yes, mother said that our guest. Goddamn, 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.800 I never seen this much ass and titti's in my life. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.480 Each of those ass cheeks gotta be at least by 0:07:54.600 --> 0:08:00.600 thirty pounds in ass. That's minimal, I think, my goodness, gracious, 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.120 I mean you will need a loan dick to hit 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.560 that from the back right. Well, I'm not sure how 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:09.120 heavy each body part is. I know they're happy. I 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:12.160 mean that Teddy gotta be like twenty five pounds each titty. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.960 That's fifty pounds of titties. Ass cheek. I give the 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.200 ass at least a good forty each as eighty plus. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:20.679 I went to a public school. Help me, fucking Chinese 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:24.760 best friend. You're gonna ask the Chinese calculating motorcycle. I 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:30.000 lost you at five pounds. I'm heavy, that heavy like 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:34.200 a shivy. How heavy is your d well? My thing 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:36.200 is only heavy when it's hard. Right now. I got 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.920 one of plastic man, like you, only come to life 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:40.559 when he needs to come to life. Right now, he's 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:44.480 sleep out. It gets dark that too, it gets dark. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.920 The whole room gets dark. Okay, my dick is plastic man. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:54.720 The whole world is at least definitely Los Angeles will 0:08:54.760 --> 0:09:02.640 get dark. There's a lot of dirty talking. My god, 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:05.679 so from Germany. We live in Miami. I know that 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:07.960 I know two of my guests are in a rush. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.719 You have to go catch your flight tonight, so I'm 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:17.120 gonna make it very quick to the plants, not feelings. Feelings, 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:27.520 feelings and feelings feelings, So talk about catching flights ladies. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:32.000 My big topic tonight is flown in. Every girl has 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.199 been flown in before. I want to know any kind 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.599 of experience you have. You met a guy to I 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:41.280 G and he flew you in, and like whether something funny, 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.160 something bad? Like he little dick? You know he didn't 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.120 take you with an expensive restaurant or what's your bad 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.120 experience of getting flown in? Do you have any bad 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:53.880 experience so far? So far everything you got been good. Huh, yes, 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:58.679 I do fortunly. So what if a guy fly in? 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.199 What a chance of this guy getting some pussy? Because 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.920 men feel like if they're spending any money, they feel 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:05.800 like they should be getting some pussy. If men fly 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.240 you in, if you accept that plane ticket, are you 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.400 pretty much saying that I'm gonna get to you guys pussy? 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.240 If the man flies you in, I think you should 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:21.440 calculate a hundred chance of giving up the pussy or something. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:24.920 And he has a stood your apartment and if he 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.679 fights you spirit, there's no pussy because if I have 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:31.920 to fight for my seat, hitting pussy for me, I'm 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.559 sorry it's happened, but I mean, you're not going on 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:36.760 the flight. The thing is, I have a really good 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:42.760 scrimmage process. So you have to kind of pass a 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.240 lot of tests before we get to like a COVID 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:51.280 test election. What kind of fast flight first class? I'm sorry, 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.000 Send me the money to book my first class flight, 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:59.920 then I fly economy and keep the change business very small? 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:08.120 Are that is? She must have a process, lady, she 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:14.319 must have a c in these new niggas is talking 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:19.319 about by the ticket and I'll pay you back. And 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.880 some of your favorites is doing that. I'm not gonna 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:28.680 say any names. Please say no those no because they 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.920 always loop around. So no, I can't say names. You 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:34.720 blame him for that. I mean, what if you don't 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:38.440 show up? Yes? Okay, no, no, no no. If you're right, 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:42.679 you're right, there's been That's a good question, Mike, vegas 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.640 and gamble and you lose your money. What if you 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:50.240 lose money gambling? You lose money gambling. You should have 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.120 never tried to fly somebody out that you never met before. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:57.319 If you take a chance, you take a chance. I 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:03.480 would never be really so is it money? Money is good? 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.640 And the crazy thing about it now, I'm with you, guys, 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:10.599 I gotta if I buy ticket, you could easily go 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:17.840 change reservation to another destination. You can't. That ship you can't. 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:24.280 Credit card you can't change. That's the credit is stuck 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:28.839 in your name. Yes, if I buy a plane ticket, 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.560 if I buy a plane, did you do Michael Blackson? 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.200 So I'm saying I would suggest, guys, if you're gonna 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.880 buy this one plane ticket, spend an extra two hundred 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:42.800 and buy a refundable ticket, because if you don't, all 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.600 you can get now with the COVID loss, you could 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.800 change your ticket anytime, but it is in that person's name. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.120 So now I gotta ticket for this a chicken. She 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.079 don't show up. I gotta be nice too, because I 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:59.800 got a whole ticket somewhere. No, motherfucker no, and she 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.480 to show up. I took a flaws. I'm like, no, 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:04.439 I gotta use this ticket. I'm like, he's sweet. I 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:05.920 know you didn't show up last time, but I stick 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.760 at the ship in your name. Can you just get 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.599 on this fucking flight. She needs to let you know 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:14.400 that she's not showing up. You're not gonna say that. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.400 I would be like, I missed my flight. I'm like, 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:21.719 and she pretends like, hey, I'm at the airport. I'm 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.920 about to the fly and she not you're never you're 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.560 butt tickets before you but tickets before. Has that happened 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.679 to you that she showed up somewhere else nor show. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:38.600 Don't give her the confirmation code at ten pm, then 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:47.120 I'm gonna give you the airlines back. Then seven pm 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.440 when get the airport, text me, I'll tell you Aline 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:58.599 will go to six dollars. Okay, let me tell you 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:03.199 when I happened to want to bring a girl with 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:07.440 me and this experience of being flight around the world. 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.319 I don't give the girl the confirmation code because I 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.760 don't trust that the girl will show up. We mean 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.959 when you but I have a friend that wants to 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.320 invite me and my friends, my girlfriends. I don't tell 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.400 my girlfriends the information for the flight because a lot 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.000 of them might flake, you know, and keep the credit. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.400 And I'm like, no, you're not gonna know what's true. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:33.320 If they have the confirmation code, they could keep the Acally, 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.920 don't give my girls a confirmation carnology like I'll come 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.480 pick you up. We all go together. But my thing 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.040 is why men have the biotickets when women going to 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:55.440 be huh she oh, how about five? You always say 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.200 you're he's good. There's a girl ever flow you up? 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:06.800 A good for issue? Anyways, a little clapping. Somebody's clapping. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.760 I don't know one person talking at the time. Please, 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:15.600 this is like a fucking presidential day made. Everybody's chumping. Well, 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:21.120 she says, you have all good experience. She must be fun. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.720 She must be like fucking like Jeff Epstein type niggas 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:30.040 Donald Trump type guys on the private chat. I stayed there. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:32.720 Any of you on a private jet, it might be 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.880 in a private jet yet, of course, Mike, what are 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:39.000 you looking at? Rue? This is like a superman. I'm 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:40.600 not a big friend of private jet. I would never 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.320 ever want to do it. Yeah, like I said, I'd 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.200 rather you just can shop me the money. Oh my god. 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.400 That means you're not gonna show up. She's gonna keep 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:56.160 your man. Not your nickname is cash. It's like he 0:15:56.360 --> 0:16:00.360 nick's like here at a certain time. Yeah, that's a 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:03.560 lot of conflication. Mike Cheese is right. It's better to 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.320 for the guys to cush your bird of money, your part. 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.400 I give you my day to birth, so I'm sorry 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.640 you're gonna send me that money. I booked my own ship. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.920 I have knowledge, I'm a gold member and American Airlines, 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:18.760 I get free my name by the two trips to 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:24.640 Los Angeles, the mile like I'll do my relation. Yeah, 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:26.560 I hate you guys. They'd be like I to care 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:30.600 flight if we had in three layovers. Yeah, there's just 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:35.600 like I'm about your ticket. I'm gonna get you on 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:40.000 the fucking body pass, gonna be stuck in a connecting city. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:49.280 What can you put you if I don't know you were, 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:52.640 I'm putting a fucking body pass. This against we have 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:59.520 to every time I'm gonna fly. I'm like, I'm risking 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:02.240 my life for this. So alright, questions, I say, you 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.399 flew in and it wasn't a great time whatever, I 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.440 don't know. Like I said, I'm thinking if a guy 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.240 fly you in, he expects some pussy. I mean, you know, 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.560 I'm sure we're not children. We're not kids. We know 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.240 you're not gonna go fly to a guy and be 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.520 with him if you're not playing a gave him any pussy? 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.159 And what's up with this? Like it's mean girls who 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:23.440 we fly on that period? Like what the fund is 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:28.400 the purpose of them? Ok? So those are I guess 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:31.600 you can say. And there are hundred percent. They cycle 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:35.440 themselves out mentally, so they're like, okay, so I know 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:37.400 I'm not gonna suck this man when I get there. 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:39.800 It's more of, like I said, the psychling themselves out. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.000 I've had women psyche themselves out on flights to come 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.960 see me, like, and I know I'm not gonna smutch 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:49.200 you out. You know that women? You mean like lesbians? Yeah, 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:54.480 lean just girls want Yeah, I fly rolls out. They 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.520 will cite themselves out mentally like oh I'm on my 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:00.200 period and then like oh magically a couple of days 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:03.960 later they're off the like. It's a lot of times 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:09.159 like no, like like I think, I guess once you 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:10.760 come in here and got you feel your vibe and 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.720 you gotta like each other, She's like, okay, you so 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:16.720 it's cool. Weaken scissor Like okay, is that what is 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:24.520 called scissor? How is that our scissoring? If I'm laying down, 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:31.720 she gets on top, you know, scissors friction like sword 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:40.040 fight women sis scissors her fingers. It woul getting the 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:45.760 way it's like sword fighting. Yeah no no, so like 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:53.760 describe it's like yeah, it's like have you been sissor before? 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:58.520 That's a good question. Went back to the period thing. 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:02.040 I think sometimes you like at the end and it happens, 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:06.399 and you're like, and if a guy is eating your blood, 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:10.560 he's gonna love you forever. That's ducky love boyfriend you have? 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:15.680 This is like, do you like it better when the 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:21.320 guy the former it happens is you don't want it intentionally? 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:26.719 But what do you think he's a girl on her 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:30.919 period by accident? Oh you look, I get a period. 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:38.040 I'm not a period. She own you forever. You know. 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:41.200 The blood is inside the pussy is not a clip. Yeah, 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:45.000 but the blood like the drug love blood she got 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:51.800 on the shower or eating as kind of taste. Have 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:54.720 you had a scissor have you saiss it before the girl? 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:57.440 You know, been with a woman you don't know? You 0:19:57.560 --> 0:20:02.680 strictly dickly like dick. You like black dig, white dig, 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:08.800 Chinese dig. You meet my friend, he's single, he's the 0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:11.720 most eligible bachelor in the United States. But I'm just 0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:16.760 gonna offer my dick to herb Mike single, he's single, 0:20:17.240 --> 0:20:21.960 He in a singlar relationship. You know, he just became single, 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:25.439 like two weeks ago. Second he's single, I'd be like, oh, 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:30.719 mikeel single, like single, as I ask him, like right now, 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:35.320 I'm single. Ladies, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Black single, 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:40.000 It's Michael. This is your show, your single. It's a 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:44.359 girl relationship. I'm single. It's not my fault. I don't 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:49.159 want to want this, he tells me, you don't, but 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:52.879 you just want to sad up. Mike wants to have 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:59.960 like twenty children before he turns fifty. It's a fishing masker. 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:03.160 My Patreon page is not live My weekly Titty twos 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:06.920 and trunk and Thursdays a movie exclusively to Patreon, where 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:10.000 they could no longer be senserved about the social media companies. 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:14.040 I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements 0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:19.359 here first see you on Patreon, you mothersuckers. He's in 0:21:19.440 --> 0:21:25.640 a relationship with all his bitches women, all of his bitches. 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:30.960 My is actually single. I just nominated into The Bachelor 0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:37.480 Show last week. Women. I do believe that he's single, 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:43.399 actually is really single. Show Michael Black. A lot of 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:46.000 girls the want to know our single. You're Michael Blacks 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:49.119 and a single. This is a you see Michael Blacks 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:52.000 and treats all his girls. No, he doesn't have a 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:58.560 girlfriendspect when they are around FLA a single, you single 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:02.639 and you single, congrat I feel when he has his 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:06.840 girlfriends when he's not single, he treats h with respect, 0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:09.720 which is I fox with that. I think he's in 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:16.200 a relationship with the girl that he ate. The the 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:24.560 devil is a liar. Ye oh my god, Mike single. 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:31.160 Just laugh because sometimes it's really unintentional and it's like, yeah, Mike, 0:22:31.240 --> 0:22:36.200 where's a lesson? You ain't blood like fucking drokla, I've 0:22:36.240 --> 0:22:45.400 heard some ship and makes you heard? Who here? Here? 0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:51.639 Now we gotta go? What time is what? Thanks for 0:22:51.840 --> 0:22:54.200 joining us? When if we found out that she takes 0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:56.360 the guy's money with the fower, so that was good 0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:59.520 to know, Nadia, don't send naught any fucking money. She's 0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:04.280 gonna you can coming down here if I ever took 0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:07.080 your money and not show up because I'm responsible and 0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:09.720 I'm trust you will take a first class amount and 0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:14.680 then she'll fly coach. Don't trust this bit. But he 0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:18.680 cares about first class and it's not first mostly business 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:22.080 because I'm I'm you know, a business woman, I'm reasonable 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:26.199 f ga business not first and right now, flights are 0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:38.240 really cheap that Nadia has to go. Thank you. Give 0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.359 the Instagram before you leave. Get the followers what it 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:45.119 would follow you It's Maya Underscore SUPs Maya for Miami Underscore. 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:54.000 Something am I A I A A S. It's Nati 0:23:54.080 --> 0:23:58.680 Milano and a D I am I m oh that's 0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:04.240 my hometown and resented how everyone and I am miss 0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:09.920 Nicki rene favorite m s n I k i A 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:19.240 Follow me on Instagram, follow me on TikTok Nicki Renee. Alright, 0:24:19.480 --> 0:24:21.359 I want cast out of leave, but you know what 0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:23.960 I mean. I can't sit alone. I gotta always have 0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:36.679 some give a big hand for a Moni and Knzie. Yeah. Hello, Hi, ladies, 0:24:37.520 --> 0:24:41.119 Welcome to the Michael Black Sncho. Welcome to No Filter, 0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:46.439 No Filter with Michael my next guest. I would let 0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:49.600 you guys know exactly how I met her. Later, Ladies 0:24:49.600 --> 0:25:03.080 and gentlemen, giveting Kelly Kane Yah whoa breathe my kids? 0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:09.639 All right, well, welcome to the show. Ladies. Got money, 0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:11.680 we got Kinzie, we got Dallas in the house. We 0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:14.800 got New York, New York in the house. Son dead 0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:23.920 ass Facts the facts, Son dead Ass Son Fact New York, Son, 0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:27.560 New York has no daughters. That body's son, your son 0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:35.800 anymore dead facts facts. That's a fact. Yeah, say that's 0:25:35.800 --> 0:25:38.320 a fact. And what do you say in Dallas? We 0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:40.560 don't really have saying that. I mean, I think we 0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:44.040 just take from everybody and just making our Own'll on it. 0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:51.320 And Kelly k what's home for you? Were originally from Tennessee, 0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:59.800 perfect Tennight like Nashville, Memphis, Knoxville, like outside of Knoxville. 0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.480 I tad nins Field. She's over there with like the 0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:08.679 Tennessee with my Scott name. No, the ball that's right, 0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:13.480 that's where Manny went to school. Yes, yes, yes, another 0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:18.280 somebody one wanted to was it Cardale Jones? The fucking 0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:23.440 Carter jame on ONHI State. All right, so let me 0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:25.200 introduce Kelly King. Let me tell you guys, how I 0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:28.320 met Kelly King? Yeah, how you met him? Mike? I'm 0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:36.160 super Bowl Me and Rode super Bowl? Yeah, right before 0:26:36.200 --> 0:26:39.880 the before right before COVID. I met the Super Bowl, right, 0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:43.440 great seats. My season was given to me by the Forts, 0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:46.960 even though I was chairing for the Chiefs. I hope 0:26:47.000 --> 0:26:49.600 that fot Nanas don't see this. They're gonna see it, Mike, 0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:51.920 I mean this is gonna be the biggest podcast in 0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:54.359 the world. So I'm at Super Bowl having a great 0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:59.159 old time. All of a sudden, some snow bunny jumps 0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:03.680 on the field. Was it like, that's the bitch right there? 0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:09.520