Speaker 1: Calvary Audio. What's Up? Welcome to When I Stuck Out
Speaker 1: with Michael Blackson, brought to you by our radio Calvary
Speaker 1: Audio and the Black in Fact podcast Network. This week,
Speaker 1: I have six lovely ladies. You've probably never seen them
Speaker 1: on anything. After tonight's show, You're going on to see
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Speaker 1: and Talking Thursday all together in one room. My nigga
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Speaker 1: what's been going on in Niga news. That's news on
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Speaker 1: more nigger news face masks. That's right now they're saying
Speaker 1: that the chemicals and face mass is costing nigga's pins
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Speaker 1: ship this week. So now you're protected from COVID, like
Speaker 1: can't protect my dick because a kind of move fit.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot of COVID free niggas little
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Speaker 1: the show begin, my niggas, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a crazy show tonight. Kiss my eyes mhm.
Speaker 1: And my co host Chinese fucking best friend. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: then I'm good man. He might every time we have
Speaker 1: a show and podcast. Here's the best dress in the world.
Speaker 1: While I'm wearing baby gap clothes, you have the most
Speaker 1: outfit that's very endangered. What do you have on danger?
Speaker 1: I've just been as a kid man. When I came
Speaker 1: to America, we had no money, was so broke, and
Speaker 1: it teach me all the time about the cheap clothes
Speaker 1: that I wore, you know, like we have money. When
Speaker 1: my mother used to go to like this back in
Speaker 1: the day stores like wool Ward Worries that is now
Speaker 1: called like wal Mart and ship. Now that's what's worked
Speaker 1: back there, and my mom bought my clothes there for
Speaker 1: like ten dollars. And I said to myself, whenever I
Speaker 1: have money, I'm gonna wear invests in life. I'm going
Speaker 1: to the fashion I hate prom one of these people.
Speaker 1: Nobody's paying me for this. I got. Nobody's paying you
Speaker 1: for that. They need to pay me. They need to
Speaker 1: pay you for that. I got on some Fendi shoes today,
Speaker 1: I got some Roberto Covality james On and honestly, one
Speaker 1: of my favorite brands right now is for Sachi because
Speaker 1: office is allowed me to the ship matter buying. It's
Speaker 1: been likes and I have a funnip plying belt. So
Speaker 1: I'm just all caught up into this whole fashion ship.
Speaker 1: I just like to dress. Let me ask you one thing.
Speaker 1: If somebody's gonna sponsor you with Philip Lyne, what is
Speaker 1: that offending? First at you? Who would you go with?
Speaker 1: I go? Whoever give me the fucking money Monia. Okay, Well, finally,
Speaker 1: if it's goddamn pay you, they gotta pay me a
Speaker 1: lot of money to where they have to make ship.
Speaker 1: That's loud for me. You know, my ship stands out.
Speaker 1: Whoever gonna write to check I don't give fucking food
Speaker 1: boo for us by us. Okay, you remember fo Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember foodb back in the I got that vest
Speaker 1: that looks like I'm going snowboarding. You have one to
Speaker 1: the yellow one. I couldn't. I couldn't afford food. When
Speaker 1: I started making money, I went right to the big boys.
Speaker 1: When did you start making money? Michael Blackson? What year
Speaker 1: like ninety six seven? No, motherfucker. I started making money
Speaker 1: after the movie next Friday, after my big break. When
Speaker 1: did the next years ago? Wow? And I started going
Speaker 1: to New York and shopping and ship like that. I
Speaker 1: was raising phillies. I would drive to New York and
Speaker 1: I go to all the stores. And how does it
Speaker 1: feel like ten years prior? You said ones, I make money,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna finally buy this everything that I always wanted.
Speaker 1: I just the thing money. Fashion is happy, something that's
Speaker 1: in you everybody. Some people have money and they cannot dress,
Speaker 1: they don't know where to buy. It has to be
Speaker 1: something you're born with. Fashion. I think it was born
Speaker 1: to me to just look crazy. I know a lot
Speaker 1: of my fans make fun of the way I dressed
Speaker 1: and how I dress, but I love it and I'm
Speaker 1: comfortable with it so that they make fun of the
Speaker 1: way you dress. But they don't know the price of
Speaker 1: that dress you're rearing. But I mean sometimes I matter
Speaker 1: how much you car. Looks stupid, looks stupid when okay?
Speaker 1: But I think I put it together well, believe it
Speaker 1: or not. My last year in high school, guess what
Speaker 1: I want? What did you in? I want best dress? Motherfucker?
Speaker 1: No way in my yearbook? Yes, best dress? Fashion with
Speaker 1: my thing? You can't tell me? Yeah? You were always
Speaker 1: your future has always been a supermodel and you became
Speaker 1: a comedian supermodo? Would you win your class? In your year?
Speaker 1: But what did you like? Most likely to what? Most
Speaker 1: likely to fail? And look at me now, I'm a failure.
Speaker 1: You're not a failure, man. Come on, think about you
Speaker 1: have a Chinese baby, baby brand new James. They're wondering
Speaker 1: what I'm doing right now. They know it's Tuesday, and
Speaker 1: what Tuesday is if I'm hanging out with Michael Blacks
Speaker 1: and it's did it Tuesday? What you don't like when
Speaker 1: you hang out with me? She's firving it. She's friving it.
Speaker 1: I thought I ain't working today? All right? What this
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Speaker 1: in the house. We had titti's last time we got
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Speaker 1: my next guest, I met her years ago in DC.
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Speaker 1: you could just funt in my mouth right now. Goodness,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, yes, mother said that our guest. Goddamn,
Speaker 1: I never seen this much ass and titti's in my life.
Speaker 1: Each of those ass cheeks gotta be at least by
Speaker 1: thirty pounds in ass. That's minimal, I think, my goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: I mean you will need a loan dick to hit
Speaker 1: that from the back right. Well, I'm not sure how
Speaker 1: heavy each body part is. I know they're happy. I
Speaker 1: mean that Teddy gotta be like twenty five pounds each titty.
Speaker 1: That's fifty pounds of titties. Ass cheek. I give the
Speaker 1: ass at least a good forty each as eighty plus.
Speaker 1: I went to a public school. Help me, fucking Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend. You're gonna ask the Chinese calculating motorcycle. I
Speaker 1: lost you at five pounds. I'm heavy, that heavy like
Speaker 1: a shivy. How heavy is your d well? My thing
Speaker 1: is only heavy when it's hard. Right now. I got
Speaker 1: one of plastic man, like you, only come to life
Speaker 1: when he needs to come to life. Right now, he's
Speaker 1: sleep out. It gets dark that too, it gets dark.
Speaker 1: The whole room gets dark. Okay, my dick is plastic man.
Speaker 1: The whole world is at least definitely Los Angeles will
Speaker 1: get dark. There's a lot of dirty talking. My god,
Speaker 1: so from Germany. We live in Miami. I know that
Speaker 1: I know two of my guests are in a rush.
Speaker 1: You have to go catch your flight tonight, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make it very quick to the plants, not feelings. Feelings,
Speaker 1: feelings and feelings feelings, So talk about catching flights ladies.
Speaker 1: My big topic tonight is flown in. Every girl has
Speaker 1: been flown in before. I want to know any kind
Speaker 1: of experience you have. You met a guy to I
Speaker 1: G and he flew you in, and like whether something funny,
Speaker 1: something bad? Like he little dick? You know he didn't
Speaker 1: take you with an expensive restaurant or what's your bad
Speaker 1: experience of getting flown in? Do you have any bad
Speaker 1: experience so far? So far everything you got been good. Huh, yes,
Speaker 1: I do fortunly. So what if a guy fly in?
Speaker 1: What a chance of this guy getting some pussy? Because
Speaker 1: men feel like if they're spending any money, they feel
Speaker 1: like they should be getting some pussy. If men fly
Speaker 1: you in, if you accept that plane ticket, are you
Speaker 1: pretty much saying that I'm gonna get to you guys pussy?
Speaker 1: If the man flies you in, I think you should
Speaker 1: calculate a hundred chance of giving up the pussy or something.
Speaker 1: And he has a stood your apartment and if he
Speaker 1: fights you spirit, there's no pussy because if I have
Speaker 1: to fight for my seat, hitting pussy for me, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry it's happened, but I mean, you're not going on
Speaker 1: the flight. The thing is, I have a really good
Speaker 1: scrimmage process. So you have to kind of pass a
Speaker 1: lot of tests before we get to like a COVID
Speaker 1: test election. What kind of fast flight first class? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Send me the money to book my first class flight,
Speaker 1: then I fly economy and keep the change business very small?
Speaker 1: Are that is? She must have a process, lady, she
Speaker 1: must have a c in these new niggas is talking
Speaker 1: about by the ticket and I'll pay you back. And
Speaker 1: some of your favorites is doing that. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say any names. Please say no those no because they
Speaker 1: always loop around. So no, I can't say names. You
Speaker 1: blame him for that. I mean, what if you don't
Speaker 1: show up? Yes? Okay, no, no, no no. If you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, there's been That's a good question, Mike, vegas
Speaker 1: and gamble and you lose your money. What if you
Speaker 1: lose money gambling? You lose money gambling. You should have
Speaker 1: never tried to fly somebody out that you never met before.
Speaker 1: If you take a chance, you take a chance. I
Speaker 1: would never be really so is it money? Money is good?
Speaker 1: And the crazy thing about it now, I'm with you, guys,
Speaker 1: I gotta if I buy ticket, you could easily go
Speaker 1: change reservation to another destination. You can't. That ship you can't.
Speaker 1: Credit card you can't change. That's the credit is stuck
Speaker 1: in your name. Yes, if I buy a plane ticket,
Speaker 1: if I buy a plane, did you do Michael Blackson?
Speaker 1: So I'm saying I would suggest, guys, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: buy this one plane ticket, spend an extra two hundred
Speaker 1: and buy a refundable ticket, because if you don't, all
Speaker 1: you can get now with the COVID loss, you could
Speaker 1: change your ticket anytime, but it is in that person's name.
Speaker 1: So now I gotta ticket for this a chicken. She
Speaker 1: don't show up. I gotta be nice too, because I
Speaker 1: got a whole ticket somewhere. No, motherfucker no, and she
Speaker 1: to show up. I took a flaws. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I gotta use this ticket. I'm like, he's sweet. I
Speaker 1: know you didn't show up last time, but I stick
Speaker 1: at the ship in your name. Can you just get
Speaker 1: on this fucking flight. She needs to let you know
Speaker 1: that she's not showing up. You're not gonna say that.
Speaker 1: I would be like, I missed my flight. I'm like,
Speaker 1: and she pretends like, hey, I'm at the airport. I'm
Speaker 1: about to the fly and she not you're never you're
Speaker 1: butt tickets before you but tickets before. Has that happened
Speaker 1: to you that she showed up somewhere else nor show.
Speaker 1: Don't give her the confirmation code at ten pm, then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the airlines back. Then seven pm
Speaker 1: when get the airport, text me, I'll tell you Aline
Speaker 1: will go to six dollars. Okay, let me tell you
Speaker 1: when I happened to want to bring a girl with
Speaker 1: me and this experience of being flight around the world.
Speaker 1: I don't give the girl the confirmation code because I
Speaker 1: don't trust that the girl will show up. We mean
Speaker 1: when you but I have a friend that wants to
Speaker 1: invite me and my friends, my girlfriends. I don't tell
Speaker 1: my girlfriends the information for the flight because a lot
Speaker 1: of them might flake, you know, and keep the credit.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, you're not gonna know what's true.
Speaker 1: If they have the confirmation code, they could keep the Acally,
Speaker 1: don't give my girls a confirmation carnology like I'll come
Speaker 1: pick you up. We all go together. But my thing
Speaker 1: is why men have the biotickets when women going to
Speaker 1: be huh she oh, how about five? You always say
Speaker 1: you're he's good. There's a girl ever flow you up?
Speaker 1: A good for issue? Anyways, a little clapping. Somebody's clapping.
Speaker 1: I don't know one person talking at the time. Please,
Speaker 1: this is like a fucking presidential day made. Everybody's chumping. Well,
Speaker 1: she says, you have all good experience. She must be fun.
Speaker 1: She must be like fucking like Jeff Epstein type niggas
Speaker 1: Donald Trump type guys on the private chat. I stayed there.
Speaker 1: Any of you on a private jet, it might be
Speaker 1: in a private jet yet, of course, Mike, what are
Speaker 1: you looking at? Rue? This is like a superman. I'm
Speaker 1: not a big friend of private jet. I would never
Speaker 1: ever want to do it. Yeah, like I said, I'd
Speaker 1: rather you just can shop me the money. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That means you're not gonna show up. She's gonna keep
Speaker 1: your man. Not your nickname is cash. It's like he
Speaker 1: nick's like here at a certain time. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: lot of conflication. Mike Cheese is right. It's better to
Speaker 1: for the guys to cush your bird of money, your part.
Speaker 1: I give you my day to birth, so I'm sorry
Speaker 1: you're gonna send me that money. I booked my own ship.
Speaker 1: I have knowledge, I'm a gold member and American Airlines,
Speaker 1: I get free my name by the two trips to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, the mile like I'll do my relation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate you guys. They'd be like I to care
Speaker 1: flight if we had in three layovers. Yeah, there's just
Speaker 1: like I'm about your ticket. I'm gonna get you on
Speaker 1: the fucking body pass, gonna be stuck in a connecting city.
Speaker 1: What can you put you if I don't know you were,
Speaker 1: I'm putting a fucking body pass. This against we have
Speaker 1: to every time I'm gonna fly. I'm like, I'm risking
Speaker 1: my life for this. So alright, questions, I say, you
Speaker 1: flew in and it wasn't a great time whatever, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Like I said, I'm thinking if a guy
Speaker 1: fly you in, he expects some pussy. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure we're not children. We're not kids. We know
Speaker 1: you're not gonna go fly to a guy and be
Speaker 1: with him if you're not playing a gave him any pussy?
Speaker 1: And what's up with this? Like it's mean girls who
Speaker 1: we fly on that period? Like what the fund is
Speaker 1: the purpose of them? Ok? So those are I guess
Speaker 1: you can say. And there are hundred percent. They cycle
Speaker 1: themselves out mentally, so they're like, okay, so I know
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna suck this man when I get there.
Speaker 1: It's more of, like I said, the psychling themselves out.
Speaker 1: I've had women psyche themselves out on flights to come
Speaker 1: see me, like, and I know I'm not gonna smutch
Speaker 1: you out. You know that women? You mean like lesbians? Yeah,
Speaker 1: lean just girls want Yeah, I fly rolls out. They
Speaker 1: will cite themselves out mentally like oh I'm on my
Speaker 1: period and then like oh magically a couple of days
Speaker 1: later they're off the like. It's a lot of times
Speaker 1: like no, like like I think, I guess once you
Speaker 1: come in here and got you feel your vibe and
Speaker 1: you gotta like each other, She's like, okay, you so
Speaker 1: it's cool. Weaken scissor Like okay, is that what is
Speaker 1: called scissor? How is that our scissoring? If I'm laying down,
Speaker 1: she gets on top, you know, scissors friction like sword
Speaker 1: fight women sis scissors her fingers. It woul getting the
Speaker 1: way it's like sword fighting. Yeah no no, so like
Speaker 1: describe it's like yeah, it's like have you been sissor before?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Went back to the period thing.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes you like at the end and it happens,
Speaker 1: and you're like, and if a guy is eating your blood,
Speaker 1: he's gonna love you forever. That's ducky love boyfriend you have?
Speaker 1: This is like, do you like it better when the
Speaker 1: guy the former it happens is you don't want it intentionally?
Speaker 1: But what do you think he's a girl on her
Speaker 1: period by accident? Oh you look, I get a period.
Speaker 1: I'm not a period. She own you forever. You know.
Speaker 1: The blood is inside the pussy is not a clip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the blood like the drug love blood she got
Speaker 1: on the shower or eating as kind of taste. Have
Speaker 1: you had a scissor have you saiss it before the girl?
Speaker 1: You know, been with a woman you don't know? You
Speaker 1: strictly dickly like dick. You like black dig, white dig,
Speaker 1: Chinese dig. You meet my friend, he's single, he's the
Speaker 1: most eligible bachelor in the United States. But I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna offer my dick to herb Mike single, he's single,
Speaker 1: He in a singlar relationship. You know, he just became single,
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago. Second he's single, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: mikeel single, like single, as I ask him, like right now,
Speaker 1: I'm single. Ladies, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Black single,
Speaker 1: It's Michael. This is your show, your single. It's a
Speaker 1: girl relationship. I'm single. It's not my fault. I don't
Speaker 1: want to want this, he tells me, you don't, but
Speaker 1: you just want to sad up. Mike wants to have
Speaker 1: like twenty children before he turns fifty. It's a fishing masker.
Speaker 1: My Patreon page is not live My weekly Titty twos
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Speaker 1: they could no longer be senserved about the social media companies.
Speaker 1: I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements
Speaker 1: here first see you on Patreon, you mothersuckers. He's in
Speaker 1: a relationship with all his bitches women, all of his bitches.
Speaker 1: My is actually single. I just nominated into The Bachelor
Speaker 1: Show last week. Women. I do believe that he's single,
Speaker 1: actually is really single. Show Michael Black. A lot of
Speaker 1: girls the want to know our single. You're Michael Blacks
Speaker 1: and a single. This is a you see Michael Blacks
Speaker 1: and treats all his girls. No, he doesn't have a
Speaker 1: girlfriendspect when they are around FLA a single, you single
Speaker 1: and you single, congrat I feel when he has his
Speaker 1: girlfriends when he's not single, he treats h with respect,
Speaker 1: which is I fox with that. I think he's in
Speaker 1: a relationship with the girl that he ate. The the
Speaker 1: devil is a liar. Ye oh my god, Mike single.
Speaker 1: Just laugh because sometimes it's really unintentional and it's like, yeah, Mike,
Speaker 1: where's a lesson? You ain't blood like fucking drokla, I've
Speaker 1: heard some ship and makes you heard? Who here? Here?
Speaker 1: Now we gotta go? What time is what? Thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us? When if we found out that she takes
Speaker 1: the guy's money with the fower, so that was good
Speaker 1: to know, Nadia, don't send naught any fucking money. She's
Speaker 1: gonna you can coming down here if I ever took
Speaker 1: your money and not show up because I'm responsible and
Speaker 1: I'm trust you will take a first class amount and
Speaker 1: then she'll fly coach. Don't trust this bit. But he
Speaker 1: cares about first class and it's not first mostly business
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm you know, a business woman, I'm reasonable
Speaker 1: f ga business not first and right now, flights are
Speaker 1: really cheap that Nadia has to go. Thank you. Give
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Speaker 1: I want cast out of leave, but you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I can't sit alone. I gotta always have
Speaker 1: some give a big hand for a Moni and Knzie. Yeah. Hello, Hi, ladies,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Michael Black Sncho. Welcome to No Filter,
Speaker 1: No Filter with Michael my next guest. I would let
Speaker 1: you guys know exactly how I met her. Later, Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, giveting Kelly Kane Yah whoa breathe my kids?
Speaker 1: All right, well, welcome to the show. Ladies. Got money,
Speaker 1: we got Kinzie, we got Dallas in the house. We
Speaker 1: got New York, New York in the house. Son dead
Speaker 1: ass Facts the facts, Son dead Ass Son Fact New York, Son,
Speaker 1: New York has no daughters. That body's son, your son
Speaker 1: anymore dead facts facts. That's a fact. Yeah, say that's
Speaker 1: a fact. And what do you say in Dallas? We
Speaker 1: don't really have saying that. I mean, I think we
Speaker 1: just take from everybody and just making our Own'll on it.
Speaker 1: And Kelly k what's home for you? Were originally from Tennessee,
Speaker 1: perfect Tennight like Nashville, Memphis, Knoxville, like outside of Knoxville.
Speaker 1: I tad nins Field. She's over there with like the
Speaker 1: Tennessee with my Scott name. No, the ball that's right,
Speaker 1: that's where Manny went to school. Yes, yes, yes, another
Speaker 1: somebody one wanted to was it Cardale Jones? The fucking
Speaker 1: Carter jame on ONHI State. All right, so let me
Speaker 1: introduce Kelly King. Let me tell you guys, how I
Speaker 1: met Kelly King? Yeah, how you met him? Mike? I'm
Speaker 1: super Bowl Me and Rode super Bowl? Yeah, right before
Speaker 1: the before right before COVID. I met the Super Bowl, right,
Speaker 1: great seats. My season was given to me by the Forts,
Speaker 1: even though I was chairing for the Chiefs. I hope
Speaker 1: that fot Nanas don't see this. They're gonna see it, Mike,
Speaker 1: I mean this is gonna be the biggest podcast in
Speaker 1: the world. So I'm at Super Bowl having a great
Speaker 1: old time. All of a sudden, some snow bunny jumps
Speaker 1: on the field. Was it like, that's the bitch right there?
Speaker 1: Just the motherfucker. Oh no, and the security attack. They
Speaker 1: had to stop the show to stop the game. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, can you can you do a re enactment
Speaker 1: that enactment? What's she gonna jump on my lap? Motherfucker jumper? Snowbody?
Speaker 1: It was ten foot wall. You jumped a ten foot wall.
Speaker 1: You pretty much jumped over my dick. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you jump a ten foot wall and you start running. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and got and she got tackles. You got tackled by
Speaker 1: like a defensive back from the I wish, but no
Speaker 1: by like the security security. Yeah, but it jumped in
Speaker 1: front of the media. So there's like a play by
Speaker 1: play pictures of me getting tackle. We're gonna play that
Speaker 1: on this podcast that hosted her. There are people that
Speaker 1: equally love you and hate. Yeah, Michael Blackson does love you.
Speaker 1: That's why you're here today right in my face. I
Speaker 1: haven't a video. I sent it to you. You did video.
Speaker 1: Bad bit is my hero. You are everybody's hero, you know,
Speaker 1: American hero, you know, trying to marry a hero like
Speaker 1: your friends. And your friends were like I was piped
Speaker 1: us out. She jumped outself. I think just the people
Speaker 1: everybody was sharing. I was very happy for I know,
Speaker 1: I went, did titny pop out? Anything? Pop out? I
Speaker 1: wish no. At the end, I showed my ass. I
Speaker 1: got this dress custom tailored to velcrow up the sides.
Speaker 1: I could just rip it off, and I had this
Speaker 1: bright neon. Didn't you gonna get a chance to rip
Speaker 1: it off? I didn't get a chance to rip it
Speaker 1: off because as soon as Atlantic roun, I know, but
Speaker 1: I honestly blacked out during it. My adrenaline was so high.
Speaker 1: I was sober, but I mean, the energy of the
Speaker 1: super Bowl is already crazy in there, and then they
Speaker 1: jumping off of that my dress? What's that noise? That
Speaker 1: a phone? Was that noise? What e was Kelly's phone?
Speaker 1: It was hiding it might be the security called Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's super Bowl security they're talking about. Okay, so whatever.
Speaker 1: I didn't just get arrested. I got interrogated by the
Speaker 1: FBI insecurity, obtained for nine hours in questioning. They said
Speaker 1: it was a matter of terrorism, and I was like
Speaker 1: I am literally I was like, I'm just getting it out.
Speaker 1: So now every time I go through Customs, I get
Speaker 1: secondary inspection. I'm on the list. My intrigue gets X
Speaker 1: every time. The last two times I've come back in
Speaker 1: the country this year, I've been stopped and I had
Speaker 1: drugs on me. But first of all, when you say
Speaker 1: you get stopped and you have drugs, and you like,
Speaker 1: where do you put your drugs at? Well, I mean
Speaker 1: I have like prescription that are prescribed for me, but
Speaker 1: I had other things in them that wasn't prescribed. But
Speaker 1: I just played off like I'm crazy, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can call my attorney and like because I can
Speaker 1: get prescriptions for them. It's just I travel. I kind
Speaker 1: of throw them all. It was zand X and adder
Speaker 1: all that I'm thinking as you talking about, like the
Speaker 1: time when I came back from Jamaica, I had magic
Speaker 1: mushroom pills that I brought there but I forgot I
Speaker 1: had then Like when I packed my bags, I kind
Speaker 1: of just throw everything all my like toiletries and stuff,
Speaker 1: and those magic mushroom pills. I'm pretty sure they're legal here,
Speaker 1: like legal in Colorado organ Now no, they're not. Okay,
Speaker 1: well she knows you're drug addict. Wait at it, I'm
Speaker 1: telling her, what's going? Do you have any magic mushroom
Speaker 1: pills for me? And Michael Braun mushrooms? I took him
Speaker 1: to Jamaica because I'm like, oh, like I m a
Speaker 1: drum on the beach whatever. Didn't do them forgot? I
Speaker 1: had them, came back through, got the secondary inspection and
Speaker 1: they were like what is this and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's an herbal supplement. And so they brought out this
Speaker 1: machine called the Gemini and it's a huge machine to
Speaker 1: test drugs. This machine made in June. Motherfucker. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but they were like. I was like texting my attorney
Speaker 1: like on the slide. I was like like, please get
Speaker 1: ready to bail me out. And they tested it and
Speaker 1: they can't. I mean, I don't think that machine is
Speaker 1: equipped to test psilocybin because it's so new. It's probably
Speaker 1: there to test like heroin, crack stuff like that. So
Speaker 1: they put the mushrooms back in my suitcase and let
Speaker 1: me go. And so when I got back, hold my
Speaker 1: therm away. I was like, my supplier, most did you
Speaker 1: super higher they got to pay me to get Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mike doesn't even smoke. You want to yeah, probably maybe
Speaker 1: tightening on with he's like that. So it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, so what happened? Did hear your friend bail
Speaker 1: you out? It was already like planned, so yeah, they
Speaker 1: were prepared to bail me out. But when I did it,
Speaker 1: I didn't have my phone on me. All I had
Speaker 1: was a hundred dollars and my I D I went there.
Speaker 1: I met my friend at the Super Bowl carnage. I
Speaker 1: was like, take my phone, I'm about to do this
Speaker 1: ship And so when I got out of jail, I
Speaker 1: didn't have a phone. I didn't have a number to
Speaker 1: call to call my friends. So I had to go
Speaker 1: back into the police station, which is the last place
Speaker 1: you want to go after you just get out of jail,
Speaker 1: and asked him to call me a taxi. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: at Patsy for the night. First of all, what time
Speaker 1: do they lock you up? They locked me up at seven,
Speaker 1: and so it was over. You're gonna have to get
Speaker 1: out the next thing. Yes, but I was detained in
Speaker 1: the bottom of the coliseum for nine hours before being
Speaker 1: It was crazy. Was that your first time in jail. No,
Speaker 1: she's streak in Germany, Russian? What was it for? Like
Speaker 1: it was her fatality? Do you guys know fatality? He
Speaker 1: does crazy frank He shrieked a bunch of stuff before.
Speaker 1: But he can't get in trouble anymore. He's trying to
Speaker 1: get his citizenship. He's not American citizen. He just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he did he paid you to do that. He didn't
Speaker 1: pay me. But the super Bowl ticket was ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars I was wearing. His bikini was a bright pink
Speaker 1: bikini that said vitality, said her. No, But like I
Speaker 1: got the press from it, like credit, you know, I press. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I uploaded pictures on my Instagram in the beginning. But
Speaker 1: I mean you think that, but then when you jumped
Speaker 1: ten feet on the ground and you start running and
Speaker 1: you're just adrenalines pumping, you know you're not really So
Speaker 1: how many followers did you have before you jump? And
Speaker 1: then after? I think I had almost two hundred thousand,
Speaker 1: and then I gained like a hundred thousand from doing it.
Speaker 1: Actual didn't bought it real followers. It's probably get real
Speaker 1: followers of jet is a long feet it's you. I'm fine,
Speaker 1: for two, Like, oh my god, this is like like
Speaker 1: Bugsy Bogs trying ten foot basketball game. So the seats
Speaker 1: are like in the oland, it's ten feet. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I jumped over a bunch of people. I literally like
Speaker 1: ran down the stairs and it's like I'm like halted
Speaker 1: off and there was real it was like righting for
Speaker 1: the halftime. Yeah, it was earlier the first half. My mistake.
Speaker 1: I should have done it. I had a video video.
Speaker 1: She should have jumped on top of your head and
Speaker 1: then you jumped on the other side. She's right behind
Speaker 1: the go post. Yeah. So for the month leading up
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl, I did research. I looked at
Speaker 1: the maps of the stadium. I called people acting like
Speaker 1: I was a celebrities assistant, trying to get them sees,
Speaker 1: trying to figure out where to sit because if you
Speaker 1: sat on the sidelines, there's no chance in hell there's
Speaker 1: like two walls. All research and like picked the seat
Speaker 1: that I was in, which was a good seat. I
Speaker 1: just I think I should have just like one had
Speaker 1: a decoy. I think if I had somebody jump before me,
Speaker 1: then I could have done it or waited a little bit.
Speaker 1: Should have asked Michael Blacks and he would have done it.
Speaker 1: I swear the guy he would have done it. I'm
Speaker 1: so bring not. I'm not a white woman with blondhaired titties.
Speaker 1: I was twenty four years but the first definite they
Speaker 1: would have pick your ship out of You've been your
Speaker 1: own friends in the super Bowl. But like mother, so
Speaker 1: I feel like now I know for next time. But
Speaker 1: with everything going on in the world, I feel like
Speaker 1: unacceptable to do that now. I feel like, yeah, people
Speaker 1: may have hated me then, but I feel like now
Speaker 1: you should do it. Like during COVID and all this
Speaker 1: crazy ship, she didn't research like a terrorist. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. For nine eleven, those terrorists made cars
Speaker 1: to book these flights. You know what it did to
Speaker 1: make sure the flights were empty. They brought a lot
Speaker 1: of seats on the plane, did the research. They brought
Speaker 1: a lot of seats on the plane so the plane
Speaker 1: could be empty. So that's let's pop. They have to fight.
Speaker 1: You got a lot of fight that got on. It
Speaker 1: was like very light on the girls that are they
Speaker 1: bought a lot because the weird thing about it, I
Speaker 1: remember when it happened. I worked for the airlines at
Speaker 1: that time. The last job I had I worked for
Speaker 1: the airlines. I work for US Airways when this happened,
Speaker 1: and I remember I knew later work at the ticket counter.
Speaker 1: She said, for some strange reason that they before happened,
Speaker 1: some Middle Eastern guy came to the because pretty much
Speaker 1: the way East coast trying to get a plane that's
Speaker 1: full with gas coming to the West coast. That they
Speaker 1: were just throwing these buildings, So you need an empty
Speaker 1: plane with a lot of gas going from the East
Speaker 1: coast to the West coast. She said, some guy kept
Speaker 1: up and thank god, none of the flights came from Philly.
Speaker 1: It was like Boston, like North and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But she said, she remember some guy comes to the
Speaker 1: ticket counter trying to buy a bunch of tickets from
Speaker 1: Philly to like San Diego. Luckily it didn't happened out
Speaker 1: of Philly. But these are the plans. Just like she
Speaker 1: made a phone call. She's a terrorist, man, that's why
Speaker 1: I was terrorist. But now they were so serious, and
Speaker 1: they were like, you know, this is a matter of terrorism,
Speaker 1: because if you can so easily run on the field,
Speaker 1: what does that make it look like for us? Flat blah,
Speaker 1: They're like so many people watched the Super Bowl and
Speaker 1: had the Super Bowl like they were so angry and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, I got away with blond
Speaker 1: hair to the girl. Yeah that should I have two
Speaker 1: black busting it and then I'll get deported right after that. Whatever.
Speaker 1: They didn't believe me. I was just I mean at
Speaker 1: first I wasn't talking, okay, when they took me off
Speaker 1: the field, I wouldn't walk. I was being such a brad.
Speaker 1: I literally like said, hey, you carry me. They like
Speaker 1: set me on the golf cart like I was doing
Speaker 1: such a such a bit. I wouldn't talk. I think
Speaker 1: that's why I wasn't questioning for someone, because I wouldn't talk.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, to Vitality, put you up
Speaker 1: to this blah blah blah. Well they knew about the guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Vitality is known for doing stuff like this. His ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend streaked the soccer one. Yeah world, his World Cup
Speaker 1: in Turkey or somewhere. His YouTube world, Like this is
Speaker 1: some stuff you guys really know. It's like YouTube to world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just opened like a year ago home like they knew.
Speaker 1: And then once they knew that I was like a
Speaker 1: Philly aided with him, they were like where is he?
Speaker 1: Like is he here because he's completely it would be
Speaker 1: so illegal for him to be there. And they were like,
Speaker 1: there's no way you came by yourself. I was like,
Speaker 1: I took an uber by myself, went to the game
Speaker 1: by yourself. Yeah, all I had was my phone, Carnage canage.
Speaker 1: She was there with you. It's a guy. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like up in the boxes like texted him. I
Speaker 1: was like, come meet me and grab my phone and
Speaker 1: my dragons that I had on me. And so he's
Speaker 1: an accomplish it. Question him to what it is. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say. I said, I didn't bring my phone. I said,
Speaker 1: I showed up like this, already had my ticket, everything solid. Well,
Speaker 1: they were to see your phone in it. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: were like, where's the tally everything? I said, Italie's on
Speaker 1: a yacht somewhere getting sucked up our phone incriminate us
Speaker 1: so much. I knew a girl, right. It came from
Speaker 1: like out of the country, came to America. No, not
Speaker 1: further out. Came to the United States just to hang out. Right.
Speaker 1: She goes through customs, she had a visa everything, She's
Speaker 1: came to visit friends, whatever. The immigration guy asked. So
Speaker 1: decides to take a phone, grab her phone, typing her
Speaker 1: phone work and we pushed that shake came up that
Speaker 1: she worked last time she was here, and she had
Speaker 1: no rights to work in America. Saying that bit right
Speaker 1: back on the plane. She can't come to the country
Speaker 1: for like five years. Everything's in your phone. Yea you
Speaker 1: ever besting to do? Just you can't even clear this
Speaker 1: thing out. Just you gotta come with the new phone,
Speaker 1: like a secondary phone. Yeah, what the type they work?
Speaker 1: Because for the what not working, she's not visa to
Speaker 1: work in America. So they try to find it, and
Speaker 1: they know you've been here before, and you know you're
Speaker 1: a pretty girl. They figure out how you did some
Speaker 1: work and other pretty girls do like bottle service. She's
Speaker 1: like that, we don't need papers to do it. A
Speaker 1: club guy would hire you without a work permit, so
Speaker 1: are the immigration guys. Some while he typed their work
Speaker 1: and he started reading everything had to do with work
Speaker 1: in her phone, and something in there said that she's
Speaker 1: work in some club last time she was there. So Mike,
Speaker 1: you illegally work. So now you're getting deporter you can
Speaker 1: come to before years. Yeah, they're so strict on it.
Speaker 1: My friends come from Canada and she's also flagged to
Speaker 1: come in because she's traveled so much and she always
Speaker 1: leaves her phone, deletes her WhatsApp, deletes all her pictures.
Speaker 1: They're so strict. Yeah, so they have to misspell work
Speaker 1: from Thorpe then, I mean the customs not gonna find
Speaker 1: out like d W E. R game from w or game. Well,
Speaker 1: we're glad you out of jail. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 1: going to do that? The NBA wasn't a bubble Yeah,
Speaker 1: bubble lockout and because you're trying, so you know some
Speaker 1: pictures that made it to the lockdown. Nurse. Oh the nurse. Oh,
Speaker 1: the nurse that got in trouble. Some player got in
Speaker 1: trouble because for hanging out with from the NBA. He says,
Speaker 1: a COVID nurse and but she in one of them.
Speaker 1: She's fun. Oh that let's have a nurse out for
Speaker 1: those of the NBA play and drump because hanging out
Speaker 1: with a nurse. He was a big one. Oh he
Speaker 1: was a No, no that's not what she said. No, yes, girl,
Speaker 1: pretend to be a nurse. No, she worked as a nurse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the news one. So the nurse for a couple of
Speaker 1: them guys. Yeah, okay, then shall not live by bread alone?
Speaker 1: When the fund has been a pussy particular one somebody
Speaker 1: who is actually married. What's his name? Yeah, it's okay,
Speaker 1: you could tell us. Nobody's kind of know this liked well,
Speaker 1: nobody knows that he sucked them. Now he's he got
Speaker 1: caught with her. Yeahs though, right, she's the child me
Speaker 1: could be my homie too. I don't want to break
Speaker 1: my He could be a friend mine too, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: I probably know him. Is that Lebron James? Could you
Speaker 1: not mention my buddies? No, no, it's not. No. Lebron's
Speaker 1: cleaning as fuck. That's one thing I can't say. Lebron's
Speaker 1: stay fun. Color didn't make don't chat second back. They
Speaker 1: came being with Thumble. So listen, this is who on
Speaker 1: the subject jail because I was watching today on I
Speaker 1: was on Netflix watching a show about women killers. Women killers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's crazy. So now I just want to women
Speaker 1: do go to jail. Yeah they do, Mike, they want
Speaker 1: the jail for terrorism jumping on the super Bowl. It
Speaker 1: wasn't your first time? You better jail three times? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the first one? I don't even see? Yeah, where
Speaker 1: did you go to jail for all the time you killed.
Speaker 1: Discussing it was like discussing sucked up because I got
Speaker 1: one of them spungehopp my record after years, the second
Speaker 1: after like seven years, there was like ten years for expungement.
Speaker 1: I think seven When did you commit the murder? When
Speaker 1: you were ten? But whenever I went through, every time
Speaker 1: I got through customs, they're like, oh, you did this,
Speaker 1: you did this, And I was like, you know this
Speaker 1: around my record steel, it's actually fucked up. A week
Speaker 1: before the super Bowl happened on January. I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: I went to jail for du I at three am.
Speaker 1: I was driving back to Hollywood from the Valley and
Speaker 1: I blew under the legal limit and they still took
Speaker 1: me to jail. This is the Mother Styckle podcast with
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. Thank you for tuning in. Be sure to subscribe,
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Speaker 1: So I was driving, but I blew under the legal limit.
Speaker 1: But if you blow under the legal limit and they
Speaker 1: just feel like being assholes, they can take you in
Speaker 1: for safety hazard. Yeah, I blew under something. I just
Speaker 1: had to hire. Okay, that's not that's Okay, that's nothing.
Speaker 1: That same day I was walking across Sunset got hit
Speaker 1: by a cart car. Same day in the right on
Speaker 1: the field of the super the same day. For France
Speaker 1: a timeline, it's two times. When it was times. The
Speaker 1: other one was when I was eighteen. I don't really
Speaker 1: want to talk about it, Okay. Sometimes be selling posts. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about you better jail? Yeah, drugs high selling. You
Speaker 1: got to jump being high. You I had a d u.
Speaker 1: I didna have h I I you had a dune
Speaker 1: before you are driving an inflomen high. That's why it's
Speaker 1: being drunk. Okay, it is something the same thing it
Speaker 1: might be in the jail, Mrs good girl, good girl.
Speaker 1: In the house, I had a pastor as a far
Speaker 1: there if I want to, Oh, those are the nigs, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my mother, My mother's an evangelist. I mean time you're
Speaker 1: still on the jail exactly Why did you go to
Speaker 1: jail for miss innocent butterflies on her own? She don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. Chinese, I'm being locked up
Speaker 1: funck now in my house. Yeah, Chinese baby mama than
Speaker 1: any ever. So I would never want to invest with
Speaker 1: the Asian parents like the stress ye're no, not my parents.
Speaker 1: My Chinese David home left me up. The child's learn math.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, your kids to learn math, first day you
Speaker 1: need to learn. It wasn't the time you got locked
Speaker 1: up with Kevin Hart. Oh my goodness. That was the
Speaker 1: time before Kevin Hart. That was on the nine Our
Speaker 1: things right, it's a long story. I'm make it short,
Speaker 1: make it long me. Kevin Hard. Another comedian to regard Bucky,
Speaker 1: Bucky and Buck Wise is Nigga and Philly. Yeah, nobody
Speaker 1: should hang with his nigga. Okay, nothing about him is real.
Speaker 1: He lies by everything. If this nigga tell me that's
Speaker 1: his mother, I'm like, Nigga, that's not your mother, that's
Speaker 1: your father. That's your grandmother. My card, he lied. So
Speaker 1: here we are. We're about to go to New York
Speaker 1: to do a show. This early in our careers, happening
Speaker 1: in nineteen oh my god, ninety nine, that's before Georgia Friday,
Speaker 1: Me and Kevin Hard to Regard and Buck Wild driving
Speaker 1: to New York to do a show. So we all
Speaker 1: met at this place in Philly, met this one cloud.
Speaker 1: We decided to take one person's card. We get it
Speaker 1: to run nigga's car, but all his ship is just illegal.
Speaker 1: He has to call with the last miles. I would
Speaker 1: believe Michael, we're going with that motherfucker. Vinet Kevin leave,
Speaker 1: your piece of ship was broken. Young comedians coming up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not putting mouth in my coffee, Kevine,
Speaker 1: nobody getting young piece of ship right to raid. You
Speaker 1: don't have a car Buck got. This is ninety nine nine.
Speaker 1: He probably had like a ninety two Nisan maximum. Not
Speaker 1: yeah something. Trust we show us his car, trust the car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the question we should never trust the licensing plate. What
Speaker 1: we did in Philly back in the day. Let's say,
Speaker 1: if you get out of tickets in your car, okay
Speaker 1: from palking all you gotta just go to d n
Speaker 1: V and be like, hey, just take the plate off,
Speaker 1: like somebody still my licen plate and you get a
Speaker 1: new You could just do that. No, not, that was
Speaker 1: nineteen so listen, it's back pens right. So Buck had
Speaker 1: a plate on his car that it was one of
Speaker 1: those plays somebody reported in the past, you know, like
Speaker 1: somebody had out of ticket report to plate. He had
Speaker 1: that plate on his O. So now and it got
Speaker 1: whoever we had that plate before we parted. The place stolen.
Speaker 1: So we're on the turnpright, going to New York in Jersey.
Speaker 1: Now we're around like New York, New Jersey, like very
Speaker 1: close to New York. Right, state trooper And mind you,
Speaker 1: here's the crazy thing about it. Bucked it for like driving.
Speaker 1: Guess who the idiot that volunteer to drive Michael Iak
Speaker 1: motherfucker No, I'm driving his car. State tu I see
Speaker 1: a state trooper. I'm nervous. I hate the brakes. I
Speaker 1: just look suspect the brakes. He pulls us over. The
Speaker 1: read the license plate. The thing that comes up on
Speaker 1: the license plates stolen property. So now guess what they
Speaker 1: think you're the stealer the thing to cars stolen by you.
Speaker 1: You're the driver. They think the car is stolen. It
Speaker 1: pulls it out. They pulled us out with guns. My
Speaker 1: big cha has don't know what to do. Another being
Speaker 1: pulled over the gun before they're like, get out your car,
Speaker 1: put your hands out, black, walked backwards black. They're like,
Speaker 1: you don't get shot. Motherfuckerup. Bigger long story shows we
Speaker 1: end up like spending some timmy jails. They figured all
Speaker 1: out Buck had some fake money and he had counterfeit money.
Speaker 1: Oh that's before Kevin Hard had like a thousand followers
Speaker 1: on Instagram. We didn't have Instagram, but was no Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing. You know, my Space, my Space,
Speaker 1: I had like eight friends and Facebook wasn't in need yet. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no Facebook. Oh my god, you know three. So that's
Speaker 1: my jail story. No, but I heard an episode where
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard goes at don't worry, guys, I'm there a
Speaker 1: freaking king of comedy. That's why you said. You said
Speaker 1: how I was bitching, Like, I never get into that.
Speaker 1: Let's get the one more thing for get out of here.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about like, I never directly ever
Speaker 1: paid for pussy. I've never It's a sucker move. I
Speaker 1: never believe me paying. I know men all pay for
Speaker 1: pussy indirectly, whether it's find a woman are taking then
Speaker 1: out there dinner, or you want to buy her present
Speaker 1: or whatever. I'm just curious to what is the price
Speaker 1: of pussy now? Three fifty to five hundred dollars. I
Speaker 1: can tell you that right now because I'm on Twitter
Speaker 1: and a lot of these girls are advertising their price
Speaker 1: as far as time see. I got hit with a
Speaker 1: loop today. I'm a beautiful young friend over here. She
Speaker 1: said it was an hour leaders that for the night,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, honestly, I don't know. All I know
Speaker 1: is it's three. I've bunked pussy for three fifty to
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. I've had girls come out to do
Speaker 1: content for roughly three hundred fifty to five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: and they didn't WinCE, they didn't bad at eye. I
Speaker 1: didn't even give them the money cash. They just wanted
Speaker 1: to get flown out and take care of So I
Speaker 1: get them phone out, hotel, room, food, content so they
Speaker 1: at least make money. I throw some followers their way,
Speaker 1: I throw some subs their way. Yeah. We do the scissors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of we scissor. We do stuff. We
Speaker 1: give each other rug burn. Well, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: that we make money. I don't promise anything. I just
Speaker 1: make sure that they know if you come out here,
Speaker 1: I'm going to make sure you're good. If you decided
Speaker 1: to take bookings while you're in l A interject. You
Speaker 1: know how you say, I don't do anything and I
Speaker 1: make sure you guys good. Do you feel like you're
Speaker 1: one of them? Do. I feel like I can't get booked,
Speaker 1: per se, I can't get booked. I've had guys thrown
Speaker 1: prices at me. I've had guys customing out and get
Speaker 1: mad at me, like you're all only fans. You don't
Speaker 1: take bookings. The kind of bitch are you? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm confused. I'm not really that desperate for Dick to
Speaker 1: where I have a Niked paid me to funk them.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm a little more active in
Speaker 1: bed than i'd like to be. So I feel like
Speaker 1: if I got a carpet unt, yeah, yeah, in a way,
Speaker 1: Well it's going to be a particular carpet, and you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, the car I need. I need
Speaker 1: a scrub carpet. Like if the carpet isn't scrub then
Speaker 1: I don't want to Yeah, wax shade. I need paperwork
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, I need to make sure that there's
Speaker 1: no new owners. You know what I'm saying that My
Speaker 1: mind is so innocent, Michael, and I thought you was
Speaker 1: still going to the last I need the car facs
Speaker 1: on the carpet, carfection, I mean the carfaxs on the
Speaker 1: carpet before I get the munching. But you know, I
Speaker 1: understand that I will put my mouth on a group
Speaker 1: be where I put my mo on my guy. Because
Speaker 1: I'm not saying girls are less active, but it's easier
Speaker 1: for guys who just like I'm gonna stick my ticking you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying that like girls taking her
Speaker 1: close off like I can't take it and just coming
Speaker 1: out of pussy guys and just drive. Yeah. Yeah's not
Speaker 1: about that that. It's just like about if you understand
Speaker 1: what you're coming from. Like if you guys, my girl
Speaker 1: putting the female, it'll be cool with that female. Sometimes
Speaker 1: guys they're like, oh, she's like right right, she did
Speaker 1: it already. That's it. We're gonna be real with you, right,
Speaker 1: So I could do something her no more, I can
Speaker 1: like you want to go hang out and come on
Speaker 1: later drinks, Yes, let's go, and maybe I totally want to,
Speaker 1: Like it's no pressure, it's just pretty sure chilling the
Speaker 1: same time, I just personally times like the vibe you
Speaker 1: get the female that you guys want, you guys start
Speaker 1: to fill yourself a little way too much, right Like
Speaker 1: I'm about to drop digging this. Didn't they want something else?
Speaker 1: Like at this bitch already. She know if I call her,
Speaker 1: I could suck her, and I can call a new
Speaker 1: female that I've been wanted and forget about that girl. Females,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, we all hang together. We love
Speaker 1: like stabilities. Oh my god, I can call this bitch anytime.
Speaker 1: You gonna have good vibe and watch scary movies and
Speaker 1: we can scissor and do ship and it is cool.
Speaker 1: They go, we can spenser and it's not gonna be
Speaker 1: emotional and it's not gonna be weird, like they don't
Speaker 1: have to be like that. We're best friends, were besties,
Speaker 1: like my best friend, your most friends, so it's less.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's less forgive me, like even if
Speaker 1: she get a boyfriend, like, oh, bitch, I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come eat, so I'm happy for you. The
Speaker 1: boyfriends and be like yo, yeah, sometimes my boyfriend gets
Speaker 1: excited like no, no, no, it's notthing like that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm for her, I'm not for you, but you know
Speaker 1: what you got when they get when that gets choppy,
Speaker 1: when when you do that though, when you oh, dear,
Speaker 1: I'm for you, the boyfriend is jealous and I don't
Speaker 1: want that's how much would you try to pussy if
Speaker 1: you had to, Like if if you're a single price,
Speaker 1: there's no price. I'm the same way I make my
Speaker 1: own money, and I would just never like I make
Speaker 1: my money on only fans. I've made my money other way.
Speaker 1: I've worked hard for my ship and my only fans
Speaker 1: make a lot of money a year. You can't put
Speaker 1: a price on it because I can't really just like
Speaker 1: funk people like I needed to be in and I
Speaker 1: need to like them. I need to be attracted because like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to sunx somebody if I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get off and I've hooked up with people where
Speaker 1: I haven't gone off, and I'm like, why then did
Speaker 1: I just waste my pussy on that? So I just
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, like I just got to a
Speaker 1: point in my life. Yeah I do. I do a
Speaker 1: lot of ship with girls. I love girls. I think
Speaker 1: women are beautiful and if I like she said, I
Speaker 1: bet you do thanks to the only fans. Yeah here right, right,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't mean, like, Okay, it's not like
Speaker 1: that women nowadays make more money than NBA players easier,
Speaker 1: Like you said, you will think a queen come from
Speaker 1: guys like guys. You think if Michael Blackson opens his
Speaker 1: own only fens, it's going to be successful. He won't
Speaker 1: make more money than Tiger. I went back to work.
Speaker 1: I'm back telling jokes. I was very close. I was closed.
Speaker 1: He should be able to telling. If they would have
Speaker 1: stopped audience from coming out, I would have had to
Speaker 1: do only fense. Mike, I think you'll be a successful
Speaker 1: only fans for nineteen No. I mean, I don't care
Speaker 1: about your on defense, but I think Michael is a
Speaker 1: very interesting Mike is not like you could open only fans.
Speaker 1: I think you make more money than Tiger. You'd be
Speaker 1: lion king would the lion king black built. He's a
Speaker 1: black belt. I'm a road model to my African village. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's going to open up a little school. And now
Speaker 1: I think Mike is better than that. He's going to
Speaker 1: have his own school elementary. My Diggs article closed my school.
Speaker 1: The first mother is going to abandon him. He only
Speaker 1: cares about one person in this world is mother. My
Speaker 1: school has to just teach working. Yeah, his mother would. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he only cares. His mother goes Michael blacks and all
Speaker 1: I want is at school and not for you to
Speaker 1: do anything stupid though, So there's no price. Ladies are
Speaker 1: pricing your pussy love. It's not even about a price now,
Speaker 1: is realistically? Okay? Yeah, please do see point five million dollars.
Speaker 1: I hope that you can have all of the plassy
Speaker 1: and a mouth. You can probably have my belly button too.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. They just around here selling
Speaker 1: in these third all countries are here sell in the
Speaker 1: Virginity for a million dollars, a lot of them. That's
Speaker 1: a lot, Yes, for hundred dollars is that two point
Speaker 1: five millis that? And um like Jerry Knighter like, how
Speaker 1: about you two point five night? I got a hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars with you and w No, damn lie is
Speaker 1: that in usd Like you know what the girls now
Speaker 1: and they like feelings, love and passion? Yeah, it also
Speaker 1: I think, But you want to know what's crazy? What
Speaker 1: do you think? I just I feel like we're like
Speaker 1: in this new age. I mean we are in the
Speaker 1: age of Aquarius. It's a feminine energy. We've been in
Speaker 1: the Age of Pisces for so long. I was a
Speaker 1: masculine energy, so we just fully entered Aquarius, which is
Speaker 1: very feminine. So I feel like all of these females
Speaker 1: are realized that, not that they didn't realize it before,
Speaker 1: but a lot stronger. It's a stronger feminine energy. We
Speaker 1: don't need a guy for anything. We can make our
Speaker 1: own money. We're not getting more. Just not to cause
Speaker 1: you guys, but I just feel like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of females that been there, done that, did it, and
Speaker 1: they're tired, Like you know what, I'm taught of the game.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of being I'm tired of being outside. It's
Speaker 1: time for me to actually meet somebody that's there for
Speaker 1: me and until everything else. Yeah, exactly, like this its
Speaker 1: important thing of all. We have the first female vice president.
Speaker 1: Oh you have women. You're just empowering right now. Any money,
Speaker 1: I think women make more money than females with as
Speaker 1: much potential that we have. I think women make more money. Now,
Speaker 1: how much would a girl pay for, Michael, that's what
Speaker 1: your call? Are you trying to what we're trying to
Speaker 1: sell you, Mike a process? You would how much would
Speaker 1: you paid for? He pay me? Five thousand? Would I mean? Yes?
Speaker 1: Can I feel it? Can I film it? Hell? No? No,
Speaker 1: that's only yourself that's the only big bag, the fucking
Speaker 1: Michael Blacks and that's the only way. That's the one
Speaker 1: that this the small Yeah, ray J made more money
Speaker 1: than that. Yeah, your friends that sex stay wait to
Speaker 1: drinking sex stay. You didn't make good but that they
Speaker 1: can do like thing off that tape. But you don't
Speaker 1: think that they've got something bigger than when they be
Speaker 1: bigger big the show. It's about the closs like they
Speaker 1: made a lot more money than being together. They got
Speaker 1: more richer, They made millions off of that. I think
Speaker 1: if the next person to have a six stip with
Speaker 1: Michael Lassie is gonna go up hiring in radio in Karadeshia.
Speaker 1: Nobody know that necessarily there's so many sexs gonna be
Speaker 1: hiring that one million dollars. She doesn't have a dollar.
Speaker 1: If somebody's gonna fad who has a million of come on, Mike,
Speaker 1: don't underestimate your faith. But didn't Kim kardash She only
Speaker 1: got rich all of that. Okay, how much her father
Speaker 1: was rich, but it's like they got rich. They got
Speaker 1: rich out of that. Yeah, I know, yeah, it's pack,
Speaker 1: But Mike, if somebody's gonna pay you, you're the African
Speaker 1: Kingdom comany you're more friend, said anybody. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: don't you go to a sex stake? I can't have
Speaker 1: a six stake right now? New you know, I knew
Speaker 1: you have a slightly knew that. But how much would
Speaker 1: you uccept for a six tap with some girl? Who's
Speaker 1: gonna pay for this? I mean you don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean they make more money to you if a girl
Speaker 1: has an equal enough cloud, say maybe not even half
Speaker 1: a clout you got, But if you've got a girl
Speaker 1: that you more, Yeah, how much more? What's your price?
Speaker 1: Ask him? It will go day like I would not
Speaker 1: see nothing but y'all sex sake on my Can you
Speaker 1: ask him? How much would you charge for a six?
Speaker 1: If you some more tap? I subscribed with this. I
Speaker 1: can see I'm building the whole school in a village.
Speaker 1: Will subscribed next one. But just so I can see
Speaker 1: that video of y'all together, I was like, thank you
Speaker 1: for them, Mike, at least your words something nothing else
Speaker 1: to build? Well, okay, how much is it? At least
Speaker 1: just in case? You know? How much? If you if
Speaker 1: you are a billionaire, how much would you pay? The
Speaker 1: game goes on only fans, I guess more. I think
Speaker 1: she's like ten dollars a nine nine. She would have
Speaker 1: to turn around and sell the video for a fee.
Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, I got me and Michael blacks and
Speaker 1: hundred dollars ten minute video and it's like her Michael
Speaker 1: blacks and and that's actually looking. But that would be
Speaker 1: like a hundred dollar video. You get what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because there's two big names you're saying. So I'm as
Speaker 1: when it comes to the only thing, if me and
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson did a video together, I probably sell for
Speaker 1: eighty dollars eighty video. Yea price six is gonna be
Speaker 1: leg you know what I'm saying. They know I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do some wash ship. They know I'm gonna say some
Speaker 1: wild ship. I'm not a corn star, but you get
Speaker 1: bang for your But so that's the only fans. So
Speaker 1: sometimes your fans want to see a man fuck you?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Yes? I don't do they
Speaker 1: want to see have you done with a guy? Yet?
Speaker 1: Only fans? Yeah, but I don't really like it was
Speaker 1: somebody I was dating. It was an old video. I
Speaker 1: always wanted to ask the question, though, for only fans,
Speaker 1: do you guys? Screenshot do the fans screenshot because an't
Speaker 1: you afraid for like people to post your and ship? Okay,
Speaker 1: try to take a yeah, but I just feel like
Speaker 1: the judgmentally get that removed because you guys already know
Speaker 1: I have an Internet scrubber, and stuff does get leaked
Speaker 1: and posted. And I mean that just when you when
Speaker 1: you yeah, when you decide fully that that's what you
Speaker 1: want to do, you take that responsibl I pay this
Speaker 1: person my content. It's not even the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: scared for people to see it. I just don't want
Speaker 1: people seeing it for free, like when it comes to
Speaker 1: screen shot a hundred thousand dollars a month work. Guys
Speaker 1: are saying that you have content of me specifically, So
Speaker 1: just like I'm saying, like, what I got your name?
Speaker 1: How much would you pay him? Listen singers, I fall off.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a text tape to be ready, Kelly Kid,
Speaker 1: do you want call? I'll be called now you see it?
Speaker 1: Now you don't, Me and Nikki will be called NICKI
Speaker 1: mill until we called block block block block. That's gonna
Speaker 1: sound when I hit it from the back block block
Speaker 1: block block block Now you see it, now you don't block?
Speaker 1: Will do a threesome block block now you see it,
Speaker 1: now you don't block block. Thank you all for joining
Speaker 1: us for another episode, Mike, I'm your Instagram, but they
Speaker 1: can follow, y'all stop me Instagram, Nicky, tell you Miss
Speaker 1: Nicki Renee m s n I K I A. My
Speaker 1: only fans is just NICKI Renee and I K I
Speaker 1: A r E n E. My Twitter is miss Nicki
Speaker 1: Rene Underscore and my TikTok is nick here and A.
Speaker 1: My Instagram is Kelly K Kelly and then k A
Speaker 1: y and that's my only fans too, Gang Gang Come Godless.
Speaker 1: My Instagram is Monty got the Goods m A and
Speaker 1: I g O T d A g O O d
Speaker 1: s Monty got the Goods Chinese best friend just the
Speaker 1: way he spells Chinese best friend. Private on Instagram right away,
Speaker 1: Michael black To thank you I've for joining us show
Speaker 1: The Mother Stuck a podcast with me, Michael Blackson. It's
Speaker 1: a Calvery Audio production brought to you by All Heart
Speaker 1: Radio and the Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brandan
Speaker 1: Morgan off Calvery Audio and a K for The Black Defect.
Speaker 1: Associate producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: Keegan Rosenberger, and Dana Brunet HM HM