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Speaker 2: You're there.

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Speaker 1: But what if you find yourself in the opposite situation

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering would that situation still work or would

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Speaker 1: out of it and needs our help. It's coming up

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Speaker 1: in a brand new edition of Textual Healing. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it next Textual Healing Textual. How many charity events

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Speaker 1: do you think Brook does a year A lot? That's

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Speaker 1: could humble brag about how amazing and generous she is.

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Speaker 2: Not very many. Back to the organization.

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Speaker 1: See any time that you're involved in a charity event

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Speaker 1: the Golden rule, and Brooke knows this is charity first,

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Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes they could be on the same plane.

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Speaker 1: Supposed to be the general thing, but both were in play.

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Speaker 1: According to one of our listeners, Jonathan, who was at

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Speaker 1: a charity event recently, now he needs some textual healing.

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Speaker 1: So Jonathan, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, welcome, Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Such a good person. Thank you for being on the show.

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Speaker 1: I know you're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Well, I host me runs Run Deep.

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Speaker 2: So were you were you hosting the charity event?

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Speaker 3: I was yeah, wow, wow, okay, just it just comes

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Speaker 1: Well, what was the name of your charity? What what's

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Speaker 3: It's a pet rescue. And this particular event was called

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Speaker 3: gambling with Golden like.

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Speaker 2: Golden retrievers, like poker with the.

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Speaker 3: Dogs, the golden retrievers, golden doodles, I mean pretty much

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's sweet. And so you met somebody there

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we had typical like casino games. And at

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what's so exciting about craps. I don't

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Speaker 1: To just keep betting with the So something exciting is

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. So this woman was winning and she had

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Speaker 3: she was being funny and having the dog licked the dice,

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Speaker 1: Accident, because that's like the normal thing that you do

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Speaker 1: for good luck, as you have, like a beautiful woman,

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Speaker 4: Walked around casinos free. I just got back from a

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Speaker 3: All right, Right, she's got a sense of humor, so

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Speaker 3: I thought that was good. Okay. The dealer pulls me

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Speaker 1: So Jonathan, you have to do something about the sticky dice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean so I just casually after if I

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Speaker 3: No. No, At this point hers streak had ended.

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Speaker 2: You're being the you know, the for fun spoiler, and

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Speaker 3: Well well exactly, So I like I didn't do anything

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Speaker 2: Okay, so she made it a point to come find you.

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Speaker 4: She's like, I'm looking the dice on my own this day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, So I'm like sitting there like chatting her

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Speaker 2: Okay, So one's like, where's the house Charity?

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Speaker 3: No, no, this is like the night's winding down. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, why did you swear you asked her out?

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Speaker 2: That is asking you out?

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Speaker 3: Well, you would think you would think.

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Speaker 2: I do think, So what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: What's the problem?

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Speaker 3: So I show up at six o'clock like, thinking I'm

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Speaker 3: And there's another dude there.

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Speaker 2: Is it a roommate, a brother, a friend.

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Speaker 3: She's like without like missing a beach. Is like, hey,

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Speaker 5: Are you seriously babysitting the dog when she goes out

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Speaker 2: God, wait did you stay with Rhino? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what to say.

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Speaker 2: Babysitters are good babysitters hard to find.

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Speaker 1: No, you established that's good rapport with Rhino back at

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Speaker 1: the charity events. She thought that that's what you wanted

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Speaker 2: Is there a way you could have misunderstood her?

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Speaker 3: I mean I sat there for the whole night she

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Speaker 3: Well, nothing has happened. And like, I don't really want

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Speaker 1: Okay, you want to tell her how you really feel

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Speaker 1: through text, and that's where you need our help there

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Speaker 2: And do we know the guy that she went out with?

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Speaker 2: It was just a date, not a boyfriend.

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Speaker 6: Right, Uh, as far as I could tell, Yeah, Brook

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Speaker 3: There was no photos of her with this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is what I think you need to do.

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Speaker 2: You need to say, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed

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Speaker 4: She says she says, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, I'm so sorry that's true.

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Speaker 1: Or you can ask about Rhino and what's happened since

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Speaker 3: Their pets that I want to be a dog sitterer.

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Speaker 4: She would definitely answer to that.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe you say, Rhino told me that I needed

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Speaker 2: to ask you about on a date. Rhino really wants

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Speaker 2: to Daddy talks to dogs. She's a crazy woman who

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Speaker 6: I think we're in it's encouraged taking dogs, not that

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Speaker 6: I kind of like that one personally, bro, what do

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Speaker 3: Which one?

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Speaker 1: The Brooks one?

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Speaker 2: Rhino told me to ask you out in a date

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Speaker 2: because he's he thinks i'd be a good new dog daddy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then dog emoji, then tongue emoji.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, this is love. You gotta take risks. You

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Speaker 5: gotta make her laugh, all right, if this makes her

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Speaker 1: We didn't come on this show to play it safe,

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Speaker 2: Put the emojis or no emojis, definitely emoj just dog emojis.

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Speaker 1: Gambling with Golden where you bring your dog, you roll

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Speaker 1: and unexpectedly he had a connection with a woman there

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When he showed up, the woman goes, hey, here's my date,

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Speaker 1: there's my dog, Thanks for watching him, Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: So now Jonathan wants our help to text her and

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Speaker 1: let her know I'm actually interested in more than just

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Speaker 1: that we sent Brooke to try and change your mind.

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Speaker 2: Well, remember the dog's name is Rhino, right, so we said, well,

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Speaker 2: I'm was watching Rhino, just letting you know. He told

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to go with a little humor there. And

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Speaker 1: has the woman wrote back to you yet, Jonathan?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Do we know her name?

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Speaker 3: Her name is Carol?

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Speaker 1: Ok? What did Carol say or did she say anything?

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Speaker 3: She did? Okay? Ha ha, you're funny?

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Speaker 2: Oh, don't fall for.

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Speaker 4: That's too genericause you mean a babysitter for a day.

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Speaker 1: Texting sucks because you also don't know if she's like

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I didn't even think about the Sega one.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, maybe you say, wait, did Rhino tell you

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we continue on the on the

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Speaker 4: We're clear and clever? Right? You say?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well when I come over, should I dress up

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Speaker 4: Or do I bring sweats? Because I'm maybe.

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Speaker 2: Don't even as an option, don't even as option say

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Speaker 2: the only way I'm free is if I'm hanging out

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Speaker 1: And ah, Okay, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don't give her the option.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a little bit more obvious that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like I'm not letting you say no.

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Speaker 2: Although I don't know how well she paid for the

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Speaker 1: I don't know, But Jonathan, what what do you think

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Speaker 1: about that? The only way that I'm going to hang

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Speaker 1: I'm free is if I get to hang out with you.

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Speaker 3: I like the idea. It's pretty direct.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you could put the dog into the

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Speaker 4: The tongue doesn't work in that.

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Speaker 3: Trust me. I don't know how to use emoji, So

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Speaker 3: I let you make me nervous.

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Speaker 2: General, if you want to still be light hearted, you

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Speaker 2: can say and Rhino can stay with us too, you

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Speaker 4: Like, Rhino can human sit us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's too far.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Jonathan, I think you send it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm freeze.

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Speaker 2: If I'm hanging with you, Rhino can hang too. I

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Speaker 1: What go with it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Alright, because then it's two birds one stone for her.

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Speaker 2: She's got the dog sitter nailed down, and she could

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Speaker 1: You know, now we know what's really like at this chair?

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Speaker 3: How long is it? She doesn't have to worry about

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Speaker 3: getting a dog sitter because you don't have the guy.

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Speaker 2: The last guy she went on, Are.

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Speaker 1: You got bubbles or dots?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Dot das.

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Speaker 1: Dusts Dum remembered.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey gave me a sat I like, I wasn't gonna

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Speaker 1: It is it's so fun, that's the best part of

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, so I know a great dog park. We

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's a date and taking your dog out.

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Speaker 4: I don't feel like this is friendly.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she's going to go to the dog

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Speaker 4: Of the can I go on my day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, since the dog needs a babysitter at night,

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Speaker 3: No, the dog, the dog is well behaved. I think

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Speaker 3: she's just concerned about the dogs. It goes with her

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Speaker 4: Is she being oblivious? She get it?

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Speaker 1: Yet she gets it or not? I feel like we

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Speaker 1: need to just be as direct as possible and be like, no,

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Speaker 1: no dog, just you me, dinner, drinks, Yeah, and like.

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Speaker 2: A candle emoji more comes we take it back. Then

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Speaker 1: Maybe okay, maybe you say.

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Speaker 2: Maybe say this, we can do that before I take

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Speaker 2: you to dinner and drinks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what do you think about that?

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Speaker 2: John E thinks thanks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because then it's like what she suggested, and then

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Speaker 3: it's clear that it's the day.

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Speaker 2: Plus then the dog's tired. The dog will be fine

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Speaker 3: Hell, so what was it one more time that dude

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Speaker 2: Just say we can do that before I take you

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Speaker 2: to dinner and drinks.

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Speaker 1: And then tongue emoji. It's gonna work for one of these.

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Speaker 2: Tests, maybe like cocktail emoji. Okay, you don't need an emoji? Okay,

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Speaker 2: really romantic.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we're actually making progress with this

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Speaker 5: If she's vague at this point, then we just need

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Speaker 2: Okay, she's vague. It means that she doesn't want to

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Speaker 4: You sound like a nice guy. You sound like a

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Speaker 1: Go being pretty clear like dinner drinks you.

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Speaker 3: Yes, she's typing something now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and she's on our level?

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Speaker 2: And was she writing a novel?

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Speaker 3: No? I don't know what she's writing now. This is

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Speaker 3: so now it says sounds great, which awesome. But then

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Speaker 3: it's I'll bring the dog costumes, dog.

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Speaker 1: Dog, you guys.

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Speaker 4: She thinks you guys are gonna I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're getting into, but it sounds

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Speaker 1: like a date to me.

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Speaker 2: Ever had I think actually the tongue emoji were here.

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Speaker 4: It's we'll talk to you later, brother.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I say, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not even gonna wait to hear back what she says

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Speaker 1: after that. I'm gonna call this a successful textual healing experience.

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Speaker 4: I mean, she's confused. I don't even know.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's meant to be.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're gonna have either the best date

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Speaker 1: night of your life or you and that other dude

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Speaker 1: are gonna dress up and wrestle each other in dog costumes.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna learn something about yourself. Fun.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's textual healing. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: morning

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,