Speaker 1: Literally smells like bot and milk. I thought y'all found
Speaker 1: an old latte and like you and Josie opened it
Speaker 1: up and like you were like.
Speaker 2: What did you open? What did you open? Girl? I
Speaker 2: walked into the room and I like went to like
Speaker 2: mess with a camera, and Josiah was like, what is
Speaker 2: that smell? What is that smell? And was like kind
Speaker 2: of blaming the smell on me, And then I made
Speaker 2: a joke being like, oh, that was my balls, that's
Speaker 2: my balls. He was like, you all smell milky drew
Speaker 2: like something seriously wrong. And then we put the pieces
Speaker 2: together and Kai fucking sprayed hella liquid ass all over
Speaker 2: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I wanted to do a workplace prank and.
Speaker 2: Literally gassed us out. I know you kind of like that.
Speaker 3: I immediately like cause.
Speaker 1: You like hot boxed the fucking studio, Like it literally
Speaker 1: smells like pure ship and fucking ass. And also what's
Speaker 1: worse is it was how many of y'all, like five
Speaker 1: six bodies in this room and we all ran out
Speaker 1: and wafted the scent down the wall. So now the
Speaker 1: house just smells like an ingling of ship?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Did you do?
Speaker 3: Wait? But I didn't think anything about.
Speaker 2: What the fuck did you do?
Speaker 4: Kay?
Speaker 2: What does that smell? What the fuck did you do?
Speaker 3: This is dramatic.
Speaker 2: What does that smell?
Speaker 1: Ki?
Speaker 3: I spread liquid? Asked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Why its like when I got bullied. As a fucking fuck,
Speaker 2: that's crazy to do. I thought it was crazy, that's gross.
Speaker 4: So what.
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 3: Liquid ass?
Speaker 2: That is so you know it really stains your nostrils.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, it doesn't get better literally being like it
Speaker 2: smells milky. It was just I really rationalized me smelling
Speaker 2: something in his hamper.
Speaker 1: I was like, ye something.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I'm gonna do something nice for Kay,
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna go grab his phone from the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, of course I'll do that.
Speaker 1: For He sent you in there, sent me inedcked, that
Speaker 1: is crazy because I got damn well, you got a
Speaker 1: spray in and you knew it was overwhelming, and you
Speaker 1: were just committed to your three little fucking sprays and
Speaker 1: you did it and I know, damn well, you knew
Speaker 1: how about it smells.
Speaker 3: The plan was just spray it into the toilet and
Speaker 3: then come out and be like, can you grab my phone?
Speaker 3: And then you would think that I was like, really sick.
Speaker 2: That was my knee jerk thought. My knee jerk thought
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, kay. And then I put
Speaker 2: the pieces together. I thought, shit in the bathroom and
Speaker 2: you knew it smelled so bad that you sent me
Speaker 2: in there to smell it. And I was pissed about
Speaker 2: that because I was like doodoo flakes, like doing my
Speaker 2: fucking brain like brain eating a meba like doo dooo flakes.
Speaker 2: But I guess it's a given to taking in and
Speaker 2: if you think about it, literally everything is it given
Speaker 2: to taking in an Yang? Because he set up our
Speaker 2: Wi Fi throughout our house today and then just decided
Speaker 2: to immediately around kick the good thing.
Speaker 1: It was being nice to you, bitch, never again, never again.
Speaker 1: Because even when I was like complimenting kind in the hallway,
Speaker 1: when it came out of my mouth, I was like, ooh,
Speaker 1: that was like.
Speaker 3: My midra.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was doing it on purpose. It was like
Speaker 1: actually like I was looking at like I complimented it
Speaker 1: because I was like, honestly, in this moment, you were
Speaker 1: the closest to me I've ever seen you, which is
Speaker 1: just like you want to compliment so bad, and like
Speaker 1: I could see myself.
Speaker 2: In that so no Kai was giving bodies tea. Kai
Speaker 2: was giving well.
Speaker 1: I'm always giving body as tea.
Speaker 2: I just like, who said that right now? And then?
Speaker 1: Like I have always consistently did you say since birth?
Speaker 1: Actually that's what the doctor. The doctors are like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: They diagnosed a gorgeous woman. They diagnosed you with body
Speaker 2: tea body tease morphia. That's what I have you heard
Speaker 2: a body dysmorphia. I have body tease morphia.
Speaker 1: It's like not good. I can't lie. It's like not
Speaker 1: very good. But well, I got my nails done again.
Speaker 1: This is I guess this is gonna become my new thing.
Speaker 1: Is like every time I get my nails done, I
Speaker 1: tell y'all why and how I got here. This was
Speaker 1: actually intentional and the woman who did them absolutely fucking hated.
Speaker 2: Did they look like shit?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I just saw you in like
Speaker 1: a Disney movie. Doesn't make sense, like and you would
Speaker 1: like eat the part up like you would eat it out.
Speaker 3: It was you if you were straight and evil, if.
Speaker 1: If I was, come on, neither of those need an If.
Speaker 2: I am evil and straight kind mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I was trying to add to the bit.
Speaker 2: Hold on, wait, let me read this.
Speaker 3: The nail woman hates you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the nail lady hated me. When I first
Speaker 1: got there, she was vibing with me, but I was
Speaker 1: getting my nails and my toes done at the same time,
Speaker 1: and I have a really like I don't know how
Speaker 1: to position my hands. I'm like so overly aware when
Speaker 1: they're like going in the machines because I'm very quick
Speaker 1: with my emotions, and so many times I have fucked up.
Speaker 1: Every time I get my nails done, I fuck up
Speaker 1: the work, and it completely shifts the vibe I have
Speaker 1: going with this person. Because what's crazy is I was
Speaker 1: vibing so hard with her when I got there that
Speaker 1: I said, vibe so good. I want to show my
Speaker 1: nail tuck my phone.
Speaker 2: Wait, do you you have two notes? No?
Speaker 1: This is just like a newer one. Sometimes I can't
Speaker 1: find it and I'm like, fuck, like I might as.
Speaker 2: Well just so.
Speaker 1: It's three and I know it's just it's like I
Speaker 1: have like a better note. Okay, also like so quick
Speaker 1: to crack your fucking neck and look at my phone. Hey,
Speaker 1: put the eye in front of the phone because it's mine.
Speaker 3: Actually, oh my god, I wasn't that wasn't cool?
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god. I am gay, but I'm not
Speaker 2: a fucking stereotypical gay person. I'm not a oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: let's go get some shoes gay? Nor am I in
Speaker 2: uh huh honey gay? I put I don't put makeup on.
Speaker 2: I do not refer to other men as girls. I
Speaker 2: don't own a single Prada bag. The only rainbow I
Speaker 2: fuck with is in my Lucky Charm Cereal, and I
Speaker 2: do not worsip Beyonce, Gaga or Madonna. I enjoy sports.
Speaker 2: I like getting sweaty and dirty. Hello, and I love
Speaker 2: the Lord with all my heart. I just happen to
Speaker 2: be a man who likes men. I am gay.
Speaker 3: I'm bleeping that.
Speaker 2: Why would you bleep that?
Speaker 1: Ye know what's so bad about that?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 2: It's crazy how Kay wants to call me gay when
Speaker 2: I'm a straight man, And it's crazy he wants to
Speaker 2: call me straight and bleep out my identity.
Speaker 1: Then I'm gad straight when you're gay.
Speaker 2: It's really it's not that hard to understand, Like, what
Speaker 2: is so hard to get about that? What is so
Speaker 2: hard to understand?
Speaker 1: No fucking get away, bro, Oh my God. Also, one
Speaker 1: of my notes was, are LiF's not a problem anymore?
Speaker 1: And then you showed me that nasty fucking like I
Speaker 1: don't even know if we can show it. It's fucking gross,
Speaker 1: real crazy, and I don't want to put it up.
Speaker 1: But it's this woman who's basically fingering her mouth and
Speaker 1: there is a single lice crawling around her peach.
Speaker 2: Fuzz and then and she was like giving, she was
Speaker 2: giving sexy, she was like serving, and she was like
Speaker 2: eating and she is a beautiful girl. But like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if it was rage bait, comment bait, or
Speaker 2: she just wanted me to masturbate. Sorry, it's actually like
Speaker 2: really good. Yeah, yeah, if you've seen the video, you
Speaker 2: would get the like it was really good. It was
Speaker 2: like really good.
Speaker 1: No, but she had it looked like a single light
Speaker 1: roaming around pubes. Essentially, it's it was gross. It was
Speaker 1: her fingering her own mouth from the side. It was
Speaker 1: the craziest video ever and it was on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Wait, guys, hold on, how many seconds? Center minutes?
Speaker 3: And are we We're only thirty seconds in wait, but
Speaker 3: for real, nine minutes and we haven't made a joke
Speaker 3: about having sex with each other yet. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I don't like I'm over that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done with that.
Speaker 3: Having a love search for you guys.
Speaker 2: I love you so much. I I literally was in
Speaker 2: such a dark place last night. Oh and ironically I
Speaker 2: was really scared.
Speaker 1: I know, I felt really sad because I had the
Speaker 1: best night.
Speaker 2: For some reason, when I like get violently depressed, my
Speaker 2: knee jerk reaction is to text Kai, how depressed I am?
Speaker 1: Oh, because you guys are trauma bonding.
Speaker 2: I think that might be what it is. Are we
Speaker 2: chemically bonded? Yet?
Speaker 1: Kai?
Speaker 2: Would you say?
Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah, I feel like we're we and
Speaker 3: we are also and yet whether you like it or not,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm like tried to maintain eye contact with me
Speaker 1: for that and I looked away. I literally, I like,
Speaker 1: did I did not give that to me?
Speaker 2: And Kai had a moment in a room where like
Speaker 2: he looked at me, who is.
Speaker 1: The r because it could be us, but I think
Speaker 1: it might be y'all. Thin I sleep in y'all's room every.
Speaker 2: Night, in my room by Frank Ocean, and he uh
Speaker 2: looked at me and then like there was like a
Speaker 2: moment of awkwardness and like he looked away really quick,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck was that guy?
Speaker 2: And it was real, it was real. What did you say?
Speaker 3: I said, you're getting too attractive where it's actually kind
Speaker 3: of intimidating to look at you. And I mean that,
Speaker 3: and I don't mean it in like a homoerotic way.
Speaker 1: You're making him mew all over the place.
Speaker 2: So I just can't stop mewing. I really just can't
Speaker 2: stop mewing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are both just looking so yossified recently,
Speaker 3: and I feel like you're leaving me in the dust.
Speaker 1: It's just I can't stop getting work done.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3: We Actually that is the topic for today's.
Speaker 1: Addicted, Like, so what that needle did? Like, I'm addicted.
Speaker 1: I've never gotten anything done because I just r it
Speaker 1: is not it is not from a high horse. It
Speaker 1: is genuinely. One of my OCD fears is I think
Speaker 1: I have bad luck medically and cosmetically, which is not true.
Speaker 1: I just had too many weird experiences. But I have
Speaker 1: had like the worst another I've had another satisfied customer extension.
Speaker 1: Most of the time when I get customer most of
Speaker 1: the time when I get my nails done. It's bunk.
Speaker 1: I've had my hair fried by like multiple people, including myself.
Speaker 1: So I just have always had this inkling in my
Speaker 1: heart that if no matter if I went to the
Speaker 1: top of the line, I would catch them on a
Speaker 1: bad day. Like I just have a feeling. It's like
Speaker 1: the way I feel about how I felt about flying airplanes,
Speaker 1: because I.
Speaker 2: Apparently the new rehearsal is really good and it's all
Speaker 2: about plane crash with Nathan Fielder.
Speaker 1: Rolling my eyes, I'm playing hard to get is he single?
Speaker 2: Nathan Fielder and Nathan Fielder?
Speaker 1: Bitch, what.
Speaker 2: Can you explain them? The work you've got done recently.
Speaker 3: The work that I got done? What what worked? The work,
Speaker 3: the work drew, the work that you gave me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Got guys. I'm sorry, I'm being I'm being KOI I
Speaker 3: got bone stretching surgery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kai stretched.
Speaker 3: So now I'm I'm five eleven.
Speaker 1: No, but you were originally five to two and I
Speaker 1: are about five five.
Speaker 2: I hate that Kai is five five and six energy
Speaker 2: because it doesn't that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: Energy is crazy because you're like five five, but you
Speaker 1: kind of have like four eight size six y shoes.
Speaker 3: I have six three. Everyone agrees.
Speaker 2: This literally isn't a joke. This isn't a joke. Kai
Speaker 2: wears a size six shoe.
Speaker 3: That is a joke. I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, every time he's here, like I see his shoes,
Speaker 1: and I'm always like, dude, who is here? And I'm
Speaker 1: assuming maybe like tod.
Speaker 3: Who is here?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I'm usually like someone has a girl over.
Speaker 1: I should sneak around and boom.
Speaker 3: It's cot all right, it's all really funny. But guys,
Speaker 3: I have like a very large masculine footprint.
Speaker 1: You think I have big feet.
Speaker 2: I saw feet for the first time the other day
Speaker 2: in a long time. They look good.
Speaker 1: It's no, that's not like you need to chill because
Speaker 1: in the last episode you were talking about his feet
Speaker 1: and you made him pull his feet out. Or was
Speaker 1: I on the Patreon episode.
Speaker 3: The one where he sucked him?
Speaker 1: Stop because I wouldn't put myself through that, So don't
Speaker 1: even put me into that equation. I wasn't there.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, but can we go back to what I
Speaker 2: said that you ignored. I was in a very dark, violent,
Speaker 2: sad place the other night. Last night. It was really scary.
Speaker 2: It was really scary, and it just came on quick.
Speaker 2: I was I had such a good day. I was
Speaker 2: laying in the sun.
Speaker 4: What bro like, literally by your own fucking demise, like
Speaker 4: he had the option to have the most beautiful No, no, no.
Speaker 2: No no, I'm not blaming this on you, babe. I'm
Speaker 2: not literally.
Speaker 1: Happened too quick like it did. I was laying off Sunday.
Speaker 2: I was laying in the sun. It was easter, it
Speaker 2: was four twenty, like, I had such a good day.
Speaker 2: We ate a plate of fruit. It was nice. I
Speaker 2: ate fruit, yeah, which is rare for me, apparently, was surprising, apparently.
Speaker 2: And then I get to my room and I'm laying
Speaker 2: there and then it just comes on and I'm like,
Speaker 2: really sad text kai some really weird shit, weird sexual stuff.
Speaker 2: I forgot. He was at Coachella, I always always. I
Speaker 2: was at Zaid when I got that, and you looked
Speaker 2: at it and ignored it.
Speaker 3: I did. Yeah, it's called boundaries. It's called I just
Speaker 3: didn't respond him within thirty seconds. It's bullish to Drew.
Speaker 1: That means bus part about my brain is because as
Speaker 1: I am so for forgetful just in general, I was
Speaker 1: gonna curse, but I'm trying not to curse as much
Speaker 1: because I got told recently that a walk away from
Speaker 1: meeting me was that I was really funny, but I
Speaker 1: curse a lot. Oh it was somebody who interviewed me.
Speaker 1: They didn't say it like a bad thing, but they
Speaker 1: were like, wow, she really cursed it.
Speaker 3: They clocked your ship.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying not to I did.
Speaker 2: I texted Kai this really sad shit. He ignored me,
Speaker 2: and then I texted him five hours later and said,
Speaker 2: if heaven is so good, why isn't every Christian killing
Speaker 2: themselves ta get up there? And then Kai said it's
Speaker 2: because suicide send you straight to her. And then I said,
Speaker 2: God forgives, that's exactly right. And then I tried to
Speaker 2: book therapy. I really did. I really, I literally I
Speaker 2: literally tried. I was like, you know what, like it's time,
Speaker 2: like even stopped, trust you will get there. I was
Speaker 2: literally like booking my therapy appointment. And I was like, oh, yeah, literally,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: And that's a big step.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: No, literally even to venture in that territory. I've always
Speaker 2: been like, girl, this ship is not for me, and
Speaker 2: then I had a revelation. When I was journaling, I
Speaker 2: was like, girl, therapy didn't work for me when I
Speaker 2: was like undeveloped and high on drugs, Like of course
Speaker 2: it wasn't gonna work for me, Like, maybe it'll work
Speaker 2: for me now as an adult. So I went to
Speaker 2: book it. Apple pay did not let me pay. It
Speaker 2: would not let me pay for it.
Speaker 1: Therapy gotten up and typed out your information and everything.
Speaker 2: The side of the room vouch for me. You know
Speaker 2: how far the walk is from my bed to my death?
Speaker 1: This is like it.
Speaker 2: Apple pay literally got my ass. They they literally it
Speaker 2: was a sign from God. And you know how I
Speaker 2: am about signs. I'm like, oh, apple pay is not working.
Speaker 1: Like you seriously like have OCD? Like it's not like
Speaker 1: enough with the sign. But yeah, are life's still a
Speaker 1: problem because life were a huge problem when I was
Speaker 1: growing up. And I feel like I've talked about.
Speaker 2: This, but like it's just because kids aren't around us.
Speaker 2: It's still a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so. But none of my cousins, Like I
Speaker 1: don't hear any gossip about any of my cousins or
Speaker 1: anybody because I have like.
Speaker 2: Younger, Wait, did you were you the one that told
Speaker 2: me that bacterial bacterial vesgena size is an STD. Now
Speaker 2: that's crazy because a.
Speaker 1: Lot of women have it reoccurring because it's been transferred
Speaker 1: to the man, and like both parties have to take
Speaker 1: antibiotics and usually most times, like men are fucking nasty
Speaker 1: and will literally still try to like have sex literally
Speaker 1: while you're itching and burning, while you're an actual lyrics.
Speaker 2: Itching and burning. It's burning, like literally.
Speaker 1: Literally, like monostat should be instead of, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they really wanted me to start like putting more quarters
Speaker 1: in the parking meters. They should just like, instead of
Speaker 1: making me pay like fifty dollars, they genuinely should just
Speaker 1: sentence me to monostat, like if you if you sent
Speaker 1: it to me.
Speaker 2: I wish I could feel that.
Speaker 1: I would stop immediately.
Speaker 2: I wish I could feel the pain a girl feels
Speaker 2: when they take monostat.
Speaker 1: Like why just to be close yourself in my shoes?
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but literally the way you.
Speaker 1: Were myself in your shoes and no, I have no.
Speaker 2: Yeah literally now my feet stink. Now I have crushy
Speaker 2: toe syndrome. What the fuck was I saying? Oh? No,
Speaker 2: the way you were acting when you took monostat was
Speaker 2: the craziest, Like that looked like it was so painful.
Speaker 1: It was bad.
Speaker 2: And Andy was riding me like I was tworking on
Speaker 2: Indy in the kitchen about two hours ago and I
Speaker 2: farted on her vagina and gave her a bacterial managitis.
Speaker 1: Did you actually fart on me? Or were you.
Speaker 2: Joking I farted on you?
Speaker 1: I don't know that I care, like honestly, like it's
Speaker 1: not that big of a deal.
Speaker 2: The literally this morning, I woke up and yeah, I
Speaker 2: woke up in your face was this close to mine, and.
Speaker 1: I know my mouth was wide open.
Speaker 2: Your breath was crazy, Your breath was crazy. It was
Speaker 2: crazy breath. No, I really don't.
Speaker 1: Have Yeah, I think I just naturally have rank morning
Speaker 1: breath because I snore, So I'm an open mouth breather
Speaker 1: when I should tape. No, because if if God, if
Speaker 1: God's purpose was for me to sleep with my fucking.
Speaker 2: Mouth open, God's plan. No, that actually is a good idea.
Speaker 2: It does, it supposedly helps, it helps a lot.
Speaker 1: Actually, No, that's a torture, like literally no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no no. If there's a will, there's a way,
Speaker 2: like I will figure.
Speaker 1: Because seriously, like because it's snoring. I know it's not good.
Speaker 2: For you, but you're snoring can be bad, Like you're
Speaker 2: you're teetering on sleep apne at some points, Like there
Speaker 2: are some points when you wake me up from snoring
Speaker 2: and then you don't breathe for like ten seconds, like
Speaker 2: you're choking on the back of your.
Speaker 1: Throat and I get through.
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 1: Power.
Speaker 2: It's it's the combination of the weed in the sleep avene.
Speaker 2: That's why you have OCD.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's been that's been a thing, that's been
Speaker 1: a thing. You pointing out the chewing thing was crazy
Speaker 1: because I have not thought about that.
Speaker 2: In so long, and you're used to like ray like
Speaker 2: literally rage if you chewed around her. But be funny,
Speaker 2: you know it was real.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like like the thought of it still it
Speaker 1: makes me like it feels like somebody is genuinely trying
Speaker 1: to hurt me.
Speaker 3: I hate and I see.
Speaker 2: But she started taking her medication and I realized I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, she literally hasn't complained about
Speaker 2: that with anybody once in the last like six months.
Speaker 1: And I know some fucking chompers.
Speaker 2: Josiah, I know some eaters kay's a month, y'all.
Speaker 3: Please don't help me as a munch.
Speaker 1: I don't really think that's true.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I didn't book therapy.
Speaker 1: Okay because your wallet was on the other side.
Speaker 2: Of the room. No, I still want to do it.
Speaker 2: I was like filling out a questionnaire about the type
Speaker 2: of therapist I wanted, and I checked LGBTQ plus I
Speaker 2: wanted a gay therapist. That's a ye. I feel like
Speaker 2: gay people are more in tune. And I said man
Speaker 2: or a woman. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I needed it to be a woman.
Speaker 2: No, if I'm sorry, none taking.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling a man any of my fucking business.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: I always checked that since it was really hot women busty, busty.
Speaker 3: But yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, we tried to host an Easter egg hunt in
Speaker 2: our house for Easter, and we sent out texts. No
Speaker 2: one responded. We literally were people serving the burden. That
Speaker 2: was literally us. Actually we invited three people, and we
Speaker 2: were like, why did no one come to an easter
Speaker 2: we invited?
Speaker 1: I told a bunch of people, and then a bunch
Speaker 1: of people texted me about it, and I got really overwhelmed,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, like, and then the morning
Speaker 1: of I woke up and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he has risen. I feel amazing, Like today is gonna
Speaker 1: be a gorgeous day. We built like outdoor chairs and
Speaker 1: we were sitting out there and I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: bringing the people, like bringing my girls. But like by
Speaker 1: then everybody had.
Speaker 2: Moved on, and I didn't text anybody about.
Speaker 1: It, so I really I guess actually yeah, I sent
Speaker 1: out one like text with no real planned in our
Speaker 1: group chat, and then when I got we're responss.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything, but we were like people with
Speaker 2: the burgers. Y'all know that picture? Yeah, you know that
Speaker 2: picture that was.
Speaker 1: Did you know that him and the people who ate
Speaker 1: paint graduated from the same high school?
Speaker 2: Really, sumun lad, how do you say it? Summa cum laud?
Speaker 3: I think I think that's right.
Speaker 2: Some come a lot from Servington University.
Speaker 1: That's discussing me. Yeah, they went to the same host.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, Dinny died.
Speaker 4: I was want to say hospital because I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 4: like he died that Grandpa paint.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I really love that that's his legacy because
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure did it. Oh, we've talked about this
Speaker 1: on the podcast because you why are you laughing? I
Speaker 1: actually think it's sweet, Like, you.
Speaker 3: Know, just the image of that with the painter around
Speaker 3: his mouth.
Speaker 1: Well, to me, it's like I feel like I have
Speaker 1: so many pictures of my friends, but for the most part,
Speaker 1: they are fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Well, I found this post and it resonated with me
Speaker 2: in the craziest way, and I'm gonna read it and
Speaker 2: I want to see if it resonates with y'all. Damn,
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I really didn't see the
Speaker 2: big picture or think any of this life shit was cute.
Speaker 2: My dad used to tell me to rake the leaves
Speaker 2: and I would pray he would die that night. I
Speaker 2: literally thought he was or I never thought he was
Speaker 2: teaching me, only trying to kill me.
Speaker 3: That really resonates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why would I.
Speaker 1: Found about picking up mangoes in the summer, like.
Speaker 2: No, literally, that's when my dad would take my DSA
Speaker 2: or when my dad would take my No, when my
Speaker 2: dad would take my DSi away from me, I would
Speaker 2: pray to the devil that he died. And I stink
Speaker 2: like fucking dog shit.
Speaker 1: Lately, I've been thinking, but every time, like the heat
Speaker 1: starts coming back, I'm like, damn, I gotta get some
Speaker 1: chlorophyll in me because I just smell like that chlorophyll.
Speaker 2: I haven't been taking chlorophyll. And then I have this
Speaker 2: chemical that I buy off of eBay that's actually prescription
Speaker 2: strength and it should be illegal and I'm kind of
Speaker 2: airing out my shit right now. But it's called dry salt,
Speaker 2: and I dab it on my armpit every day, once
Speaker 2: a day at night for like a week straight and
Speaker 2: give myself chemical burns. And I burn, like my sweat
Speaker 2: glands away in my armpits. And it literally keeps me
Speaker 2: free for a year.
Speaker 1: Seeing that the people who are selling it are definitely.
Speaker 2: Selling it for like well, I buy it from Canada. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can buy a OTC in Canada and they ship
Speaker 2: it over. But it works, like I don't smell for
Speaker 2: like an entire year straight, and I think it's just
Speaker 2: time for me to re up and like burn my
Speaker 2: arm pits.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I kind of like stinking no, Like I'd rather take
Speaker 1: chlorophyll or something or just like drink more water, get
Speaker 1: like a no, I think, because I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people just need to go back to wearing fucking deodorant,
Speaker 1: because like a normal deodorant, and I am pro like
Speaker 1: no iluminum waaa YadA, But I don't name. I was
Speaker 1: about to say the exact I vape, So I really
Speaker 1: think I need to just like I've the only deodorant
Speaker 1: that's really worked for me in the past few, like
Speaker 1: at least a year, because as I grow older, I
Speaker 1: just like I think I stink a bit more.
Speaker 2: No, like why like I haven't smelled you? Did you
Speaker 2: sell yesterday?
Speaker 1: Well? I also always think I sink. That's like a
Speaker 1: huge thing.
Speaker 2: Did you smell me yesterday?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 2: Didn't?
Speaker 3: Have you got? This is kind of random, But you're
Speaker 3: just talking to something stinking? Have you seen this?
Speaker 2: We all touched it before. I've never in a tissue.
Speaker 2: You ship.
Speaker 1: You touched it every single day of you ship.
Speaker 3: Like you don't wipe yourself.
Speaker 2: It got shipp in the tissue where you wipe yourself.
Speaker 1: You don't know how to Why are you touching this ship?
Speaker 2: The tissue is for the.
Speaker 1: Ship, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You you grab ship?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you're not saying that.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wipe and you grab the ship. You don't
Speaker 1: why are you grabbing? Do you guys telling me you
Speaker 1: are you telling me that y'all just let the doodle
Speaker 1: fall into toilet, y'all don't catch it. Every time I
Speaker 1: am about to leave, bro said the ship.
Speaker 2: Much I'm mustamach gets turning. Wait no, wait, actually though
Speaker 2: he has a point, do y'all not catch your ship
Speaker 2: out of mid air?
Speaker 3: I love that. I don't even think that video.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure so he's all.
Speaker 1: Like facism whipping past his eyes like.
Speaker 3: I think he's into his hands, Yeah, like he did.
Speaker 2: Like he's like this like through the front, pooping into
Speaker 2: his I think so with toilet.
Speaker 1: Papers you find that? Is that because I mentioned knowing
Speaker 1: somebody who wipes from the back to the front.
Speaker 3: You're talking about stink, so oh what like No, it's
Speaker 3: so funny. Watch that video and I can like see
Speaker 3: the moment where his body gets hot, yembarrassment.
Speaker 1: My body is hot, hearing like I am like feeling.
Speaker 2: Like for some no shade, he handled that like really well,
Speaker 2: like he really he was like damn, I fucked up
Speaker 2: in like immediate Like it could have been way worse.
Speaker 2: If you started like.
Speaker 1: Like want I would have like started screaming.
Speaker 2: No, I would have killed myself. Like that was when
Speaker 2: I found out that everybody wipes after their trap.
Speaker 5: Like I understand sometimes you see these videos of like
Speaker 5: it's actually not fucking funny, and we need to talk
Speaker 5: about how there is a new age of this except
Speaker 5: it's just virtually so people think it's okay, but like
Speaker 5: the whole like paparazzi magazine frenzy of like when they
Speaker 5: would really get up in people's faces and like say,
Speaker 5: I'm seeing things to them to make celebrities have gnarly reactions,
Speaker 5: but like what is funny?
Speaker 1: It's not funny, but like just any.
Speaker 2: Video of someone like coming toward to less literally.
Speaker 1: Or like like.
Speaker 4: Phones and something made like they're like someone who's enrage, dude,
Speaker 4: being your initial act always be like like camera.
Speaker 1: Like that would have been my reaction made something that humiliated,
Speaker 1: like I want to like seen red.
Speaker 2: We're back a audio cut out. Sorry if it sounded
Speaker 2: weird as fuck for a second. We use the camera.
Speaker 1: Audio cause I just don't think that that's not funny anymore.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't bring me the same joy it did
Speaker 1: ten minutes ago.
Speaker 2: So she's not gonna say it again.
Speaker 1: I'm an never changing woman now and.
Speaker 2: Thank god I didn't start my new topic because it's
Speaker 2: a doozy uh No, But what we really need to
Speaker 2: talk about is Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1: Okay, like, well, yeah, they left her fucking strandedge she
Speaker 1: was sending out?
Speaker 2: Well no, like like why though, like why was she
Speaker 2: doing all that traveling?
Speaker 1: Do we know?
Speaker 2: Was it just like to do it?
Speaker 1: Does it matter? Or I guess? Well, I think the
Speaker 1: whole gag was she was one of the first women
Speaker 1: to do it. Like she was like kind of stunting
Speaker 1: in a way. I know, I just know, Like I
Speaker 1: can't really say much on the topic, but I do
Speaker 1: know I grew up going to Amelia Earhart park in
Speaker 1: my hand for everyone's birthday party.
Speaker 2: A big block in like history class. But didn't she
Speaker 2: get eaten by coconut crabs or something like that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: I did watch a video about it because I was
Speaker 1: interested in the crash, but she was sending out. But
Speaker 1: they I think they realized that much later on because
Speaker 1: when she originally crashed, they had no way of locating her,
Speaker 1: and then later on they found remnants of the crash
Speaker 1: that they tied back to her, and then later like
Speaker 1: I think it was just the technology wasn't up to
Speaker 1: speed enough to be able to like track her and
Speaker 1: help her.
Speaker 3: But she there is the theory, but.
Speaker 2: She did land on like a did someone come up
Speaker 2: with a coconut crab?
Speaker 3: Someone lying and then other people believing it.
Speaker 1: So basically what I probably just did because I don't
Speaker 1: know enough about her to be saying everything I just said,
Speaker 1: so nobody repeat anything I just said. Imagine you just
Speaker 1: ran into this random bitch.
Speaker 3: Apparently she was one of the first users of MySpace.
Speaker 2: Oh Amelia are heart Yeah that's actually really that's crazy.
Speaker 1: How did she do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did they keep her brain like AI kind of.
Speaker 3: Early investor in my Space? I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: I think. She was married to Tom oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah. Tom is a time traveler. He used as cube.
Speaker 2: What has Bro? Did you guys see the summy bears?
Speaker 3: The new open AI model were the new open AYE
Speaker 3: model can like pinpoint exactly where you are. Have you
Speaker 3: seen this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: And I hate it.
Speaker 2: I literally people.
Speaker 3: Have been like just putting a picture of them in
Speaker 3: front of a corner of a building and then it'll
Speaker 3: figure out exactly where it is.
Speaker 1: It's probably metadata.
Speaker 3: Now these people are like extracting the metadata out of
Speaker 3: it and like screenshotting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, I hate AI at his so unholy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: It really feels like we're opening the pit to hell.
Speaker 3: We constantly see all this like bad stuff that it does,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, where are the heres for cancer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, where's the good ship that it was supposed to do? Well?
Speaker 2: Kai was texting me last night and he said one
Speaker 2: of the craziest things ever. And I went along with it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, sure, I'll let you have this.
Speaker 2: But the further away I got from that moment, the
Speaker 2: more I was like, I digested it. He said that
Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran was trady.
Speaker 3: He's looking good recently.
Speaker 1: Come here.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck me, brou.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't say shit like that ever again.
Speaker 3: That looks so real mixer and and his voice into
Speaker 3: a robot.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what happens when you mess with somebody. Wait,
Speaker 1: could you do like an evil voice?
Speaker 3: Wait? How the fuck do I turn this off?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ki, You've destroyed everything.
Speaker 2: No, this is your fault.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?
Speaker 3: Were like no, it's fine. I mean my nose is bleeding.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, crammy. Oh yeah, but I can't use
Speaker 1: the fucking bathroom.
Speaker 2: No, I bet, I bet it's I'm.
Speaker 1: Not gonna be the one to check it.
Speaker 3: I'll check it.
Speaker 2: I'm a girl, a girl like.
Speaker 1: Like, if something is scary, a man should be checking it.
Speaker 1: You release some of the states.
Speaker 2: You stood up and you sat down in your sit air,
Speaker 2: and that's what you're smelling.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because I stood up, so technically my nose
Speaker 1: got closer to your mouth, and then that's what it smelled,
Speaker 1: because sitting right here, I don't smell the smell I.
Speaker 2: Was smelling anymore. I think that was your smell.
Speaker 1: Was smelling when I was spelling a smell, I.
Speaker 2: Think that was your Bronson.
Speaker 1: Oh shut that, Oh shut that. I'm gonna buy like
Speaker 1: one of those fans you get at Disney, and then
Speaker 1: if somebody pisses me off on a hot summer day,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear a pad for like seven hours and
Speaker 1: then sit like this and hold the fan.
Speaker 2: Right here, blow your rotten period air on the like.
Speaker 2: My dad got scammed like crazy, by the way, my
Speaker 2: dad famously gets scammed by Instagram ads all the time.
Speaker 2: Like he bought something that he thought was gonna be
Speaker 2: like a six foot by like three foot life size
Speaker 2: shark that was an RC thing and it came in
Speaker 2: the mail and it was like a three inch like
Speaker 2: plastic shark toy.
Speaker 1: I can't lie. That's kind of my vibe too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he buys a bunch of shit off of Instagram.
Speaker 3: Why do you have photos of it?
Speaker 2: Uh? The shark?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like what he thought it was.
Speaker 2: I'll find them. But he got scammed again. It's like
Speaker 2: way better this time. So my dad five years later
Speaker 2: finally got fed du Bui chocolate ads and he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy Dubai chocolate because it's a du buy
Speaker 2: chocolate ad on Instagram. So he buys the chocolate. He
Speaker 2: was supposed to get three chocolate bars. He got two
Speaker 2: that are like this big. How much were they They
Speaker 2: were sixty fucking dollars for two chocolate bars. Get this.
Speaker 2: They were shipped from China, not only China, Wuhan, China
Speaker 2: COVID's birthplace.
Speaker 3: What's COVID?
Speaker 1: No, actually that is a good question.
Speaker 2: What is that in? Yeah? What it was like?
Speaker 3: Oh the pandemic. I was really young when that happened,
Speaker 3: so I barely remember it.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, zoom classes sucked it wasn't as good
Speaker 3: as normal classes graduating during.
Speaker 1: I actually genuinely do feel so bad for kids who
Speaker 1: had that, Like I can't believe that was the thing,
Speaker 1: but I guess the more I hear, like my cousins
Speaker 1: and should talk about it, they low key fucked with it,
Speaker 1: like they were so down to be back at home.
Speaker 1: Like all my siblings wish they could go back to
Speaker 1: taking online classes.
Speaker 2: I wish me and Kai wish we could go back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we those pranks right with the background the green screen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we would invite people in to troll our class.
Speaker 2: It was seventh grade, like, of course we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Be round, Like, of course we're gonna have fun. We're
Speaker 1: only in seventh grade. One.
Speaker 2: No, I think I'm gonna die in the next couple
Speaker 2: months because I've been wanting to start this new series
Speaker 2: on the internet where I like do rejection therapy, and
Speaker 2: then one of them is to ask if I can
Speaker 2: go skydiving, and then I have to go skydiving this year.
Speaker 2: I literally have to. But I think I'm gonna dive
Speaker 2: from a great fall.
Speaker 3: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: So I think it's all just like coming together my
Speaker 2: death plan, Like what are you.
Speaker 1: Talking like just don't go fucking skydiving. Sky Diving to
Speaker 1: me is ridiculous. I genuinely I see no benefit. Like,
Speaker 1: I see no benefit.
Speaker 2: It's the adrenaline dump bed.
Speaker 1: Go to fucking sky zone or something like.
Speaker 2: What, go to that trampoline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, I'm not kidding. You'll probably get the same
Speaker 1: kind of joy, Like, yeah, I kind of want a trampoline,
Speaker 1: but something about having a trampoline just like to me,
Speaker 1: I can only see the end of a trampoline's fate.
Speaker 1: When I see a trampoline, it's one of those things
Speaker 1: that's like it's dead before it was even like yeah,
Speaker 1: before it's even out of the box. It's sun bleach.
Speaker 1: The microfibers are getting all in like a somebody's leg
Speaker 1: is popping through.
Speaker 2: They hurt their ankle, someone breaks their collar bone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: someone gets pinched by the hot metal spring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your foot gets caught between the spring really, which
Speaker 1: is your skin when you get it?
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is like that's adulthood. You see
Speaker 2: the bad before the good.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I saw that ship. But the last
Speaker 1: time I think I enjoyed a trampoline without being absolutely terrified,
Speaker 1: it was when I was like seven or eight, and
Speaker 1: then I saw my cousin literally like break his ankle,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh so they just break Oh
Speaker 1: so one day it just gives out, one day gives up.
Speaker 1: Fu no bit. That's fucking crazy. And most motherfuckers don't
Speaker 1: have their fucking trampoline high up, at least no one
Speaker 1: in my family did, because every time they broke, like
Speaker 1: you know, somebody's foot, whatever body part it broke through
Speaker 1: is hitting the ground, you know.
Speaker 2: So tea was trampolines that were in the ground. I
Speaker 2: had one friend that had an underground trampoline absolutely loaded
Speaker 2: beyond belief. Yeah, like twenty four thousand square foot home
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: Those were the riids that had like the refrigerators that
Speaker 3: were like huge industrial stainless steel style.
Speaker 2: Yes, literally he had that. The wolf were they called wolf?
Speaker 3: I forget, Yeah, it's something, but I remember going to
Speaker 3: like kids's house and being like this this is different.
Speaker 2: Well, nuclear bombs being the reason that the bikini bottom
Speaker 2: exists is crazy.
Speaker 1: Bottoms who were speedos have always existed.
Speaker 2: Thank you, very honestly, thank you for checking me because
Speaker 2: that was crazy of me, and I really appreciate that.
Speaker 1: You said nuclear bombs are the reason Bikini Bottom exists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: Yes, make an atoll like they would drop bombs and
Speaker 2: it was like a nuclear test site. And then there's
Speaker 2: like a rabbit hole you can go down where it
Speaker 2: was like, what if all these creatures are just like irradiated,
Speaker 2: like sea creatures that like just gained consciousness from like the.
Speaker 1: RADIOACTI this is not like the creator said this.
Speaker 2: Well, Bikini Bottom is in make an Atole, which is
Speaker 2: like a nuclear test site. I think it's like an
Speaker 2: American nuclear test site or something like that.
Speaker 1: The fuck is there actually a place called Bikini Bottom?
Speaker 3: Oh? So they named it. The SpongeBob creators named it
Speaker 3: after the test site.
Speaker 2: Yes, or I think this SpongeBob. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: fully versed, but I know they're not verse verse. I'm aside.
Speaker 2: I'm a side. No, I don't know. Someone look up
Speaker 2: the conspiracy and write it and the commons I love.
Speaker 3: I love Nickelodeon conspiracies like the one about rug Rats,
Speaker 3: where you can draw all of these connection points to
Speaker 3: the fact that one of them, I think it's Tommy,
Speaker 3: is having some sort of schizophrenic experiences. Yeah, there's this
Speaker 3: hole you can there's like a rabbit hole you can
Speaker 3: go down.
Speaker 1: But I believe that because the strawberry or the orange
Speaker 1: seeds or is it watermelon seeds, like Chucky eats watermelon
Speaker 1: seeds and what's or nuts? That evil fucking bitch Angelica
Speaker 1: tells him that he's gonna grow like oranges or watermelons.
Speaker 1: I think it's watermelons in the episode, tells him that
Speaker 1: they're gonna grow in his stomach. And I had just
Speaker 1: finished a fucking up an orange and I was the
Speaker 1: kind of kid and I still am, but I'm not
Speaker 1: a kid, Like I'm actually really like.
Speaker 2: I love watermelon seeds.
Speaker 1: I eat any seeds. I just like what I'm all like,
Speaker 1: unless they're like huge, and.
Speaker 2: Like an avocado seed is so fucking good, So it's
Speaker 2: so so good. The beach pit, Like, oh, that.
Speaker 1: Episode was freaky because I think he has like a
Speaker 1: nightmare during his nap that it happens, and that episode
Speaker 1: I was watching after eating a bunch of orange seeds,
Speaker 1: and I genuinely watching it felt like somebody had like
Speaker 1: who put LSD in the tangerines?
Speaker 2: Like who climb d in the fruit punch bowl?
Speaker 1: Me? Me?
Speaker 2: Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. Atoll consisted of detonation of
Speaker 2: twenty four nuclear weapons by United States between forty six
Speaker 2: and fifty eight on Bikini a Toll in the Marshall Islands,
Speaker 2: So it was called Bikini Girl and then Bikini Bottom. Oh,
Speaker 2: the bottom of Bikini Island. That's the tea, Like what,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's why Karen is a robot.
Speaker 2: And that's why James Charles got turned into an AI robot.
Speaker 2: He did, and yeah, I'm not kidding, he literally did. Well,
Speaker 2: there was a tornado in Granberry.
Speaker 1: Did anything bad happen?
Speaker 2: I don't think anything bad the tornadoes?
Speaker 1: Well, did anything bad happen or what? I don't think,
Speaker 1: because there are some tornadoes that like, they really don't.
Speaker 1: They don't bother anybody.
Speaker 2: It was nocturnal and I think it blew through like.
Speaker 1: I guess it destroys the fuck out of random crops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it blew through like the middle of nowhere in Toller.
Speaker 2: And sorry, I'm not laughing about the tornado. I'm laughing
Speaker 2: at Kyle laughing at something else.
Speaker 3: Continue.
Speaker 2: I think it blew through like a construction zone, like
Speaker 2: where they were building a bunch of houses. Because the
Speaker 2: debris ball on the radar was massive. It was like
Speaker 2: fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: But that's insane. So there's a tornado.
Speaker 2: It was actually in Toller, but I called Madeline and
Speaker 2: Stephen and my parents to warn them because I was
Speaker 2: watching Max Velocity Live and then I saw boo boop
Speaker 2: boop new tornado warning for Hood County. That's where I
Speaker 2: grew up.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh my god, guy, seriously life. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: should I talk about my amazing day because you were
Speaker 1: going on and on about how like, oh, yeah, the
Speaker 1: worst day of your life. I had the best day
Speaker 1: of my life. I had the best easter.
Speaker 2: I had the bad hour of my life.
Speaker 1: In the bad hour, you talked about it like it
Speaker 1: was an eternity.
Speaker 5: You literally spoke about it like you were banished to
Speaker 5: an eternity of like.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was what my whole life feels like. And
Speaker 2: I was supposed to smoke weed within you for the
Speaker 2: first time in five years on four twenty.
Speaker 1: He wasn't gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I was gonna do it. I swear to God, I
Speaker 2: was going to do it. And she ditched me to
Speaker 2: go to have the greatest time of her life.
Speaker 3: Apparents.
Speaker 1: I invited him multiple times. But I had the best
Speaker 1: time of my life. I went with friends to a
Speaker 1: lookout and we all smoked in danced and it was
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. And then we went home and we watched
Speaker 1: Black Mirror. We ate bomb ass food and then there
Speaker 1: was a long piece of hair in the dessert and
Speaker 1: we all wanted to throw up.
Speaker 2: So that's dessert the hair.
Speaker 1: Aren't there people with like hair fetishes, like A.
Speaker 2: Like, oh no, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: I would not know.
Speaker 2: I do fuck the tail pipes of cars.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just had the most gorgeous day ever.
Speaker 1: And like maybe I'll put in a video, but I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like sometimes I just like I might put
Speaker 1: it on my like ig story, but it's for my
Speaker 1: eyes only. But it was so so sweet. Also, it
Speaker 1: was my first This is so annoying because yes, like
Speaker 1: I am grown as fuck, I get it, But it's
Speaker 1: my first four twenty where I actually can smoke weed
Speaker 1: without how a full blown panic attack. And it was.
Speaker 2: I was psychologically prepping for three days to smoke weed.
Speaker 2: I really was. I was doing the work. I was
Speaker 2: taking five HTP like I was really like the serotonin
Speaker 2: in my Brasin's not going to be depleted for weed. No,
Speaker 2: I just literally made that up. I wasn't taking that.
Speaker 1: So you're lying. You're not like making you're just lying.
Speaker 2: But no, I was psychologically preparing.
Speaker 1: Well, you're lying and you're kind of being manipulative because
Speaker 1: you're saying it to me, Like I bailed on you
Speaker 1: and I like got rid of all this prep work,
Speaker 1: but you didn't do any prep work. Also, Drew never
Speaker 1: mentioned that he was going to smoke until the day
Speaker 1: of randomly, and oh might I add Drew is obsessed
Speaker 1: with male validation. Yeah, you heard it here first, because
Speaker 1: I didn't hear a word of Drew smoking until he
Speaker 1: was talking to someone he has feelings for or like
Speaker 1: has a little crush on or whatever that's on my business.
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, mister hotshot is going to
Speaker 1: smoke weed, and he's like gonna smoke weed. He is
Speaker 1: not gonna smoke weed.
Speaker 2: Bro Oh, No, I really was, I really really was.
Speaker 1: He was just gonna waste my weed because he's get
Speaker 1: scared as fuck. He was gonna hit my fucking weed.
Speaker 2: No, I remember telling you like weeks ago that I
Speaker 2: was gonna smoke weed with you. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll believe you, but you also say that
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Did you know Skittles dropped their own version of free Stride.
Speaker 2: It's Skittles brand. They're selling it now. Really you can
Speaker 2: buy them at gas stations, Crunchy very embers.
Speaker 3: Well I would. I would always wonder when I saw
Speaker 3: them at gas stations, like how that isn't a copyright issue?
Speaker 2: It probably is.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's no rules anymore. You can just
Speaker 3: sell whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I mean, there literally are no rules anymore. No, they
Speaker 2: just announced it.
Speaker 1: Yesh, who gives a fuck? Like what weren't they good?
Speaker 2: I never had them? I kind of like, I loved it,
Speaker 2: but they were. It was good for like three bites,
Speaker 2: and then like got old very quickly.
Speaker 1: Skittles just kind of fell off for me a long
Speaker 1: long time ago, Like skittles were just like they don't work,
Speaker 1: but like I would, I would suck the fuck out
Speaker 1: of a sour skittle, like, don't let me around some sours.
Speaker 2: They fell off for me too, And then even in adulthood,
Speaker 2: I still love candy. I eat the fuck out of candy,
Speaker 2: but I will not go near a fucking skittle ever again.
Speaker 2: In my goddamn life. And it's literally because like all
Speaker 2: of the ingredients in them that are like banned in
Speaker 2: every other country. And I don't do that with any
Speaker 2: fucking food ever. But for some reason, skittle stuck in
Speaker 2: my brain. And that's a lot coming from me. I'm
Speaker 2: a garbage disposal.
Speaker 1: That's just not what's really gonna stream me from meaning
Speaker 1: something like we know.
Speaker 2: And he is an eater. Drew sigh Up, I.
Speaker 1: Really have to pee. I think I'm gonna get a uti.
Speaker 2: Is ash cheeks one word?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I can't.
Speaker 2: Is ash cheeks one word? Or sure? Is ash cheeks
Speaker 2: one word? Or should I spread them a heart? Fuck
Speaker 2: you block someone? Then all of a sudden, Juicy too one, two, three,
Speaker 2: four starts viewing your story.
Speaker 3: That's really good.
Speaker 1: I will say one thing I will like always stand by.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if I have no business
Speaker 1: watching your story. I will watch anyone's story at any
Speaker 1: point from my man account, Like I'm like what like
Speaker 1: I it's like taking a walk in the park. If
Speaker 1: you're there, I'm gonna see you at the park.
Speaker 2: And also the joy of seeing, like the the the
Speaker 2: quality of life. I don't I don't even know how
Speaker 2: to describe it.
Speaker 1: I'm a random person seeing your story, like I'm giving
Speaker 1: you something. I'm getting something.
Speaker 2: It's like no, like literally like seeing someone that shouldn't
Speaker 2: be viewing your story. Viewing your story gives you this
Speaker 2: like rush in this feeling, and like you get to
Speaker 2: gossip and talk about it and it gives them like
Speaker 2: it gives you like life in a way.
Speaker 3: It feels like people Jimmy Newtron went into the Fairly
Speaker 3: Odd Parents universe. Yeah, that's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: I'm also just prob like if you're brave enough to
Speaker 1: be at the point, because most of my like snooping
Speaker 1: around on Instagram is genuinely out of pure curiosity and boredom.
Speaker 1: Like I just don't care. And I think that's why
Speaker 1: I don't care, because I'm like, I'm not up to
Speaker 1: some deedious fucking act where I'm like I shouldn't be here.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what what's the worst? Like I don't
Speaker 1: follow this person, They're gonna be like, why did she
Speaker 1: watch my story? Cause I don't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know how I ended up here. Most of the time,
Speaker 1: I'm just on my phone and I just like let
Speaker 1: my mind explore and I actually I let my body
Speaker 1: explore my phone and my mind goes somewhere else. For
Speaker 1: the most part, it's like a very It's a disconnected
Speaker 1: form of entertainment. Okay, I'm gonna start saying.
Speaker 2: Media, my media of the week Media. I love Butterfly
Speaker 2: by Marina, I love What is It? Can Topia by
Speaker 2: Marina Contessa, Cantonics Contizmo, Butterfly, and Cupid's Girl. Those are
Speaker 2: my three medias. I really really really like those songs,
Speaker 2: and I very rarely like like modern day pop, but
Speaker 2: like those hit for me for some reason.
Speaker 1: They are really good because it's also just feels reminiscent
Speaker 1: of her older stuff, but it feels nostalgia, like it's
Speaker 1: nostalgic without feeling like she's trying to date back and.
Speaker 2: Like fresh nostalgia.
Speaker 1: Mm, well mine are Oh my god, my phone is
Speaker 1: on one percent and I like, never remember anything. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I don't bad Idea, Raven Lenney do it, Nellie Fertado,
Speaker 1: Damn you Prince.
Speaker 2: You were listening to the same four songs over.
Speaker 1: Rich, josh Rick Ross, headphones On, Addison Ray, I know jay.
Speaker 2: Z headphones On is really good. Kay agrees to.
Speaker 3: The lyrics were some of the best lyrics I've like.
Speaker 3: I feel like, usually when I listen to music, I
Speaker 3: don't listen to the lyrics, but yesterday I was listening
Speaker 3: to it and I was like, this is really fucking.
Speaker 2: And that damn music video too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 2: Also, what's her song diet PEPSI having three hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty million streams?
Speaker 3: Is it really?
Speaker 2: Yes? Is that not so insane? I know, I was like, gay,
Speaker 2: I mean, I just deserving. I love Addison, but like
Speaker 2: that just that's a big number. Yeah, that's that's a
Speaker 2: really impressive nut.
Speaker 3: It's nearing your body count, but continue.
Speaker 1: It's not even like you're fucking disgusting.
Speaker 3: More than three hundred and fifty million. Yes, more than
Speaker 3: the population of the United States and.
Speaker 1: No, and in music that number is fucking phenomenal. But
Speaker 1: compared to Drew's body count, doesn't.
Speaker 3: Even come close, come close at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, the rehearsal Nathan Fielder is really cool. I
Speaker 2: still haven't finished White Lotus. I still have two episodes left.
Speaker 2: I'll probably forever I have two episodes left. Just like Succession,
Speaker 2: the season of White Lotus, like is really polarizing. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I like it or like, I'll have
Speaker 2: to finish it before I decide.
Speaker 1: But I can't lie. I'm starting the third season without
Speaker 1: finishing the first or second one.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch the second one.
Speaker 1: But I really like it. There are some parts I
Speaker 1: don't really understand, but like, I kind of yeah, because
Speaker 1: I think the writing is like really interesting and funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I also love the girl with the gap tooth.
Speaker 2: She is a star, Like, I can't wait for her.
Speaker 1: Guys she's with.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's having his moment too. In real life
Speaker 2: he does have that energy. But Okay, thank you guys
Speaker 2: so much for watching this episode. Oh we didn't even
Speaker 2: introduce this episode. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in
Speaker 2: the com Goodbye,