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<v Speaker 1>Literally smells like bot and milk. I thought y'all found

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<v Speaker 1>an old latte and like you and Josie opened it

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<v Speaker 1>up and like you were like.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you open? What did you open? Girl? I

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<v Speaker 2>walked into the room and I like went to like

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<v Speaker 2>mess with a camera, and Josiah was like, what is

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<v Speaker 2>that smell? What is that smell? And was like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of blaming the smell on me, And then I made

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<v Speaker 2>a joke being like, oh, that was my balls, that's

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<v Speaker 2>my balls. He was like, you all smell milky drew

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<v Speaker 2>like something seriously wrong. And then we put the pieces

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<v Speaker 2>together and Kai fucking sprayed hella liquid ass all over

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to do a workplace prank and.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally gassed us out. I know you kind of like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I immediately like cause.

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<v Speaker 1>You like hot boxed the fucking studio, Like it literally

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<v Speaker 1>smells like pure ship and fucking ass. And also what's

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<v Speaker 1>worse is it was how many of y'all, like five

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<v Speaker 1>six bodies in this room and we all ran out

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<v Speaker 1>and wafted the scent down the wall. So now the

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<v Speaker 1>house just smells like an ingling of ship?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait? But I didn't think anything about.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Kay?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that smell? What the fuck did you do?

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<v Speaker 3>This is dramatic.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that smell?

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<v Speaker 1>Ki?

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<v Speaker 3>I spread liquid? Asked in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Why its like when I got bullied. As a fucking fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>that's crazy to do. I thought it was crazy, that's gross.

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<v Speaker 4>So what.

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<v Speaker 2>It was?

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<v Speaker 3>Liquid ass?

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<v Speaker 2>That is so you know it really stains your nostrils.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, it doesn't get better literally being like it

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<v Speaker 2>smells milky. It was just I really rationalized me smelling

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<v Speaker 2>something in his hamper.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, ye something.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, I'm gonna do something nice for Kay,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm gonna go grab his phone from the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, of course I'll do that.

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<v Speaker 1>For He sent you in there, sent me inedcked, that

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy because I got damn well, you got a

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<v Speaker 1>spray in and you knew it was overwhelming, and you

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<v Speaker 1>were just committed to your three little fucking sprays and

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<v Speaker 1>you did it and I know, damn well, you knew

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<v Speaker 1>how about it smells.

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<v Speaker 3>The plan was just spray it into the toilet and

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<v Speaker 3>then come out and be like, can you grab my phone?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you would think that I was like, really sick.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my knee jerk thought. My knee jerk thought

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, kay. And then I put

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<v Speaker 2>the pieces together. I thought, shit in the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 2>you knew it smelled so bad that you sent me

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<v Speaker 2>in there to smell it. And I was pissed about

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<v Speaker 2>that because I was like doodoo flakes, like doing my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking brain like brain eating a meba like doo dooo flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess it's a given to taking in and

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<v Speaker 2>if you think about it, literally everything is it given

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<v Speaker 2>to taking in an Yang? Because he set up our

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<v Speaker 2>Wi Fi throughout our house today and then just decided

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<v Speaker 2>to immediately around kick the good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was being nice to you, bitch, never again, never again.

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<v Speaker 1>Because even when I was like complimenting kind in the hallway,

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<v Speaker 1>when it came out of my mouth, I was like, ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>that was like.

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<v Speaker 3>My midra.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he was doing it on purpose. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>actually like I was looking at like I complimented it

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like, honestly, in this moment, you were

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<v Speaker 1>the closest to me I've ever seen you, which is

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<v Speaker 1>just like you want to compliment so bad, and like

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<v Speaker 1>I could see myself.

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<v Speaker 2>In that so no Kai was giving bodies tea. Kai

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<v Speaker 2>was giving well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always giving body as tea.

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<v Speaker 2>I just like, who said that right now? And then?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I have always consistently did you say since birth?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's what the doctor. The doctors are like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>this is.

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<v Speaker 2>They diagnosed a gorgeous woman. They diagnosed you with body

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<v Speaker 2>tea body tease morphia. That's what I have you heard

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<v Speaker 2>a body dysmorphia. I have body tease morphia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like not good. I can't lie. It's like not

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<v Speaker 1>very good. But well, I got my nails done again.

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<v Speaker 1>This is I guess this is gonna become my new thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is like every time I get my nails done, I

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<v Speaker 1>tell y'all why and how I got here. This was

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<v Speaker 1>actually intentional and the woman who did them absolutely fucking hated.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they look like shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I feel like I just saw you in like

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<v Speaker 1>a Disney movie. Doesn't make sense, like and you would

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<v Speaker 1>like eat the part up like you would eat it out.

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<v Speaker 3>It was you if you were straight and evil, if.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was, come on, neither of those need an If.

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<v Speaker 2>I am evil and straight kind mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to add to the bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, wait, let me read this.

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<v Speaker 3>The nail woman hates you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the nail lady hated me. When I first

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<v Speaker 1>got there, she was vibing with me, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>getting my nails and my toes done at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have a really like I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to position my hands. I'm like so overly aware when

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<v Speaker 1>they're like going in the machines because I'm very quick

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<v Speaker 1>with my emotions, and so many times I have fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I get my nails done, I fuck up

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<v Speaker 1>the work, and it completely shifts the vibe I have

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<v Speaker 1>going with this person. Because what's crazy is I was

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<v Speaker 1>vibing so hard with her when I got there that

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<v Speaker 1>I said, vibe so good. I want to show my

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<v Speaker 1>nail tuck my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, do you you have two notes? No?

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<v Speaker 1>This is just like a newer one. Sometimes I can't

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<v Speaker 1>find it and I'm like, fuck, like I might as.

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<v Speaker 2>Well just so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's three and I know it's just it's like I

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<v Speaker 1>have like a better note. Okay, also like so quick

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<v Speaker 1>to crack your fucking neck and look at my phone. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>put the eye in front of the phone because it's mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, oh my god, I wasn't that wasn't cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my fucking god. I am gay, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking stereotypical gay person. I'm not a oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go get some shoes gay? Nor am I in

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh honey gay? I put I don't put makeup on.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not refer to other men as girls. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't own a single Prada bag. The only rainbow I

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<v Speaker 2>fuck with is in my Lucky Charm Cereal, and I

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<v Speaker 2>do not worsip Beyonce, Gaga or Madonna. I enjoy sports.

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<v Speaker 2>I like getting sweaty and dirty. Hello, and I love

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<v Speaker 2>the Lord with all my heart. I just happen to

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<v Speaker 2>be a man who likes men. I am gay.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm bleeping that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you bleep that?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye know what's so bad about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>You are?

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy how Kay wants to call me gay when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a straight man, And it's crazy he wants to

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<v Speaker 2>call me straight and bleep out my identity.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm gad straight when you're gay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really it's not that hard to understand, Like, what

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<v Speaker 2>is so hard to get about that? What is so

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<v Speaker 2>hard to understand?

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<v Speaker 1>No fucking get away, bro, Oh my God. Also, one

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<v Speaker 1>of my notes was, are LiF's not a problem anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you showed me that nasty fucking like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know if we can show it. It's fucking gross,

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<v Speaker 1>real crazy, and I don't want to put it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's this woman who's basically fingering her mouth and

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<v Speaker 1>there is a single lice crawling around her peach.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuzz and then and she was like giving, she was

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<v Speaker 2>giving sexy, she was like serving, and she was like

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<v Speaker 2>eating and she is a beautiful girl. But like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if it was rage bait, comment bait, or

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<v Speaker 2>she just wanted me to masturbate. Sorry, it's actually like

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<v Speaker 2>really good. Yeah, yeah, if you've seen the video, you

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<v Speaker 2>would get the like it was really good. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like really good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but she had it looked like a single light

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<v Speaker 1>roaming around pubes. Essentially, it's it was gross. It was

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<v Speaker 1>her fingering her own mouth from the side. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the craziest video ever and it was on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, guys, hold on, how many seconds? Center minutes?

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<v Speaker 3>And are we We're only thirty seconds in wait, but

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<v Speaker 3>for real, nine minutes and we haven't made a joke

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<v Speaker 3>about having sex with each other yet. Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like I'm over that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're done with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Having a love search for you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you so much. I I literally was in

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<v Speaker 2>such a dark place last night. Oh and ironically I

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<v Speaker 2>was really scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I felt really sad because I had the

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<v Speaker 1>best night.

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<v Speaker 2>For some reason, when I like get violently depressed, my

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<v Speaker 2>knee jerk reaction is to text Kai, how depressed I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, because you guys are trauma bonding.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that might be what it is. Are we

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<v Speaker 2>chemically bonded? Yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Kai?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you say?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so? Yeah, I feel like we're we and

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<v Speaker 3>we are also and yet whether you like it or not,

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<v Speaker 3>what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>I know?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm like tried to maintain eye contact with me

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<v Speaker 1>for that and I looked away. I literally, I like,

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<v Speaker 1>did I did not give that to me?

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<v Speaker 2>And Kai had a moment in a room where like

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<v Speaker 2>he looked at me, who is.

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<v Speaker 1>The r because it could be us, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>it might be y'all. Thin I sleep in y'all's room every.

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<v Speaker 2>Night, in my room by Frank Ocean, and he uh

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<v Speaker 2>looked at me and then like there was like a

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<v Speaker 2>moment of awkwardness and like he looked away really quick,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what the fuck was that guy?

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<v Speaker 2>And it was real, it was real. What did you say?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, you're getting too attractive where it's actually kind

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<v Speaker 3>of intimidating to look at you. And I mean that,

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't mean it in like a homoerotic way.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making him mew all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just can't stop mewing. I really just can't

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<v Speaker 2>stop mewing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you guys are both just looking so yossified recently,

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<v Speaker 3>and I feel like you're leaving me in the dust.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just I can't stop getting work done.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, Yeah, you do.

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<v Speaker 3>We Actually that is the topic for today's.

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<v Speaker 1>Addicted, Like, so what that needle did? Like, I'm addicted.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never gotten anything done because I just r it

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<v Speaker 1>is not it is not from a high horse. It

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<v Speaker 1>is genuinely. One of my OCD fears is I think

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<v Speaker 1>I have bad luck medically and cosmetically, which is not true.

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<v Speaker 1>I just had too many weird experiences. But I have

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<v Speaker 1>had like the worst another I've had another satisfied customer extension.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the time when I get customer most of

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<v Speaker 1>the time when I get my nails done. It's bunk.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had my hair fried by like multiple people, including myself.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just have always had this inkling in my

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<v Speaker 1>heart that if no matter if I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>top of the line, I would catch them on a

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<v Speaker 1>bad day. Like I just have a feeling. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>the way I feel about how I felt about flying airplanes,

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<v Speaker 1>because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently the new rehearsal is really good and it's all

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<v Speaker 2>about plane crash with Nathan Fielder.

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<v Speaker 1>Rolling my eyes, I'm playing hard to get is he single?

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<v Speaker 2>Nathan Fielder and Nathan Fielder?

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you explain them? The work you've got done recently.

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<v Speaker 3>The work that I got done? What what worked? The work,

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<v Speaker 3>the work drew, the work that you gave me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Got guys. I'm sorry, I'm being I'm being KOI I

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<v Speaker 3>got bone stretching surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Kai stretched.

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<v Speaker 3>So now I'm I'm five eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you were originally five to two and I

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<v Speaker 1>are about five five.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that Kai is five five and six energy

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<v Speaker 2>because it doesn't that's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>Energy is crazy because you're like five five, but you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of have like four eight size six y shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>I have six three. Everyone agrees.

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<v Speaker 2>This literally isn't a joke. This isn't a joke. Kai

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<v Speaker 2>wears a size six shoe.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a joke. I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, every time he's here, like I see his shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm always like, dude, who is here? And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>assuming maybe like tod.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is here?

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, I'm usually like someone has a girl over.

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<v Speaker 1>I should sneak around and boom.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cot all right, it's all really funny. But guys,

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<v Speaker 3>I have like a very large masculine footprint.

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<v Speaker 1>You think I have big feet.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw feet for the first time the other day

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<v Speaker 2>in a long time. They look good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no, that's not like you need to chill because

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<v Speaker 1>in the last episode you were talking about his feet

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<v Speaker 1>and you made him pull his feet out. Or was

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<v Speaker 1>I on the Patreon episode.

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<v Speaker 3>The one where he sucked him?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop because I wouldn't put myself through that, So don't

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<v Speaker 1>even put me into that equation. I wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, but can we go back to what I

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<v Speaker 2>said that you ignored. I was in a very dark, violent,

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<v Speaker 2>sad place the other night. Last night. It was really scary.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really scary, and it just came on quick.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I had such a good day. I was

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<v Speaker 2>laying in the sun.

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<v Speaker 4>What bro like, literally by your own fucking demise, like

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<v Speaker 4>he had the option to have the most beautiful No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, I'm not blaming this on you, babe. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened too quick like it did. I was laying off Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was laying in the sun. It was easter, it

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<v Speaker 2>was four twenty, like, I had such a good day.

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<v Speaker 2>We ate a plate of fruit. It was nice. I

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<v Speaker 2>ate fruit, yeah, which is rare for me, apparently, was surprising, apparently.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I get to my room and I'm laying

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<v Speaker 2>there and then it just comes on and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>really sad text kai some really weird shit, weird sexual stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot. He was at Coachella, I always always. I

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<v Speaker 2>was at Zaid when I got that, and you looked

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<v Speaker 2>at it and ignored it.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. Yeah, it's called boundaries. It's called I just

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<v Speaker 3>didn't respond him within thirty seconds. It's bullish to Drew.

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<v Speaker 1>That means bus part about my brain is because as

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<v Speaker 1>I am so for forgetful just in general, I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna curse, but I'm trying not to curse as much

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<v Speaker 1>because I got told recently that a walk away from

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<v Speaker 1>meeting me was that I was really funny, but I

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<v Speaker 1>curse a lot. Oh it was somebody who interviewed me.

0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.040
<v Speaker 1>They didn't say it like a bad thing, but they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, wow, she really cursed it.

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<v Speaker 3>They clocked your ship.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm trying not to I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I texted Kai this really sad shit. He ignored me,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I texted him five hours later and said,

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<v Speaker 2>if heaven is so good, why isn't every Christian killing

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<v Speaker 2>themselves ta get up there? And then Kai said it's

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<v Speaker 2>because suicide send you straight to her. And then I said,

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<v Speaker 2>God forgives, that's exactly right. And then I tried to

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<v Speaker 2>book therapy. I really did. I really, I literally I

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<v Speaker 2>literally tried. I was like, you know what, like it's time,

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<v Speaker 2>like even stopped, trust you will get there. I was

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<v Speaker 2>literally like booking my therapy appointment. And I was like, oh, yeah, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's a big step.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>No, literally even to venture in that territory. I've always

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<v Speaker 2>been like, girl, this ship is not for me, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I had a revelation. When I was journaling, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, girl, therapy didn't work for me when I

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<v Speaker 2>was like undeveloped and high on drugs, Like of course

0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.000
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't gonna work for me, Like, maybe it'll work

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<v Speaker 2>for me now as an adult. So I went to

0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:42.560
<v Speaker 2>book it. Apple pay did not let me pay. It

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<v Speaker 2>would not let me pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Therapy gotten up and typed out your information and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>The side of the room vouch for me. You know

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<v Speaker 2>how far the walk is from my bed to my death?

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<v Speaker 1>This is like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Apple pay literally got my ass. They they literally it

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<v Speaker 2>was a sign from God. And you know how I

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<v Speaker 2>am about signs. I'm like, oh, apple pay is not working.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you seriously like have OCD? Like it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>enough with the sign. But yeah, are life's still a

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<v Speaker 1>problem because life were a huge problem when I was

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<v Speaker 1>growing up. And I feel like I've talked about.

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<v Speaker 2>This, but like it's just because kids aren't around us.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so. But none of my cousins, Like I

0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.760
<v Speaker 1>don't hear any gossip about any of my cousins or

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<v Speaker 1>anybody because I have like.

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<v Speaker 2>Younger, Wait, did you were you the one that told

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<v Speaker 2>me that bacterial bacterial vesgena size is an STD. Now

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<v Speaker 2>that's crazy because a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of women have it reoccurring because it's been transferred

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<v Speaker 1>to the man, and like both parties have to take

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<v Speaker 1>antibiotics and usually most times, like men are fucking nasty

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<v Speaker 1>and will literally still try to like have sex literally

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<v Speaker 1>while you're itching and burning, while you're an actual lyrics.

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<v Speaker 2>Itching and burning. It's burning, like literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, like monostat should be instead of, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>they really wanted me to start like putting more quarters

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking meters. They should just like, instead of

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<v Speaker 1>making me pay like fifty dollars, they genuinely should just

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<v Speaker 1>sentence me to monostat, like if you if you sent

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<v Speaker 1>it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could feel that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would stop immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could feel the pain a girl feels

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<v Speaker 2>when they take monostat.

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<v Speaker 1>Like why just to be close yourself in my shoes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, but literally the way you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were myself in your shoes and no, I have no.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah literally now my feet stink. Now I have crushy

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<v Speaker 2>toe syndrome. What the fuck was I saying? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 2>the way you were acting when you took monostat was

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<v Speaker 2>the craziest, Like that looked like it was so painful.

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<v Speaker 1>It was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>And Andy was riding me like I was tworking on

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<v Speaker 2>Indy in the kitchen about two hours ago and I

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<v Speaker 2>farted on her vagina and gave her a bacterial managitis.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you actually fart on me? Or were you.

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<v Speaker 2>Joking I farted on you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I care, like honestly, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that big of a deal.

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<v Speaker 2>The literally this morning, I woke up and yeah, I

0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:21.520
<v Speaker 2>woke up in your face was this close to mine, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I know my mouth was wide open.

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<v Speaker 2>Your breath was crazy, Your breath was crazy. It was

0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:31.240
<v Speaker 2>crazy breath. No, I really don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Have Yeah, I think I just naturally have rank morning

0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:37.880
<v Speaker 1>breath because I snore, So I'm an open mouth breather

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<v Speaker 1>when I should tape. No, because if if God, if

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<v Speaker 1>God's purpose was for me to sleep with my fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Mouth open, God's plan. No, that actually is a good idea.

0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:51.680
<v Speaker 2>It does, it supposedly helps, it helps a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, No, that's a torture, like literally no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no no. If there's a will, there's a way,

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<v Speaker 2>like I will figure.

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<v Speaker 1>Because seriously, like because it's snoring. I know it's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>For you, but you're snoring can be bad, Like you're

0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:11.480
<v Speaker 2>you're teetering on sleep apne at some points, Like there

0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:13.399
<v Speaker 2>are some points when you wake me up from snoring

0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:16.280
<v Speaker 2>and then you don't breathe for like ten seconds, like

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<v Speaker 2>you're choking on the back of your.

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<v Speaker 1>Throat and I get through.

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<v Speaker 2>You do.

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<v Speaker 1>Power.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's the combination of the weed in the sleep avene.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you have OCD.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's that's been that's been a thing, that's been

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. You pointing out the chewing thing was crazy

0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:43.000
<v Speaker 1>because I have not thought about that.

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<v Speaker 2>In so long, and you're used to like ray like

0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:52.280
<v Speaker 2>literally rage if you chewed around her. But be funny,

0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:53.440
<v Speaker 2>you know it was real.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's like like the thought of it still it

0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:01.000
<v Speaker 1>makes me like it feels like somebody is genuinely trying

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<v Speaker 1>to hurt me.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate and I see.

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<v Speaker 2>But she started taking her medication and I realized I

0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:11.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, she literally hasn't complained about

0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:14.000
<v Speaker 2>that with anybody once in the last like six months.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know some fucking chompers.

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<v Speaker 2>Josiah, I know some eaters kay's a month, y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't help me as a munch.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really think that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I didn't book therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay because your wallet was on the other side.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the room. No, I still want to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like filling out a questionnaire about the type

0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:44.000
<v Speaker 2>of therapist I wanted, and I checked LGBTQ plus I

0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:47.560
<v Speaker 2>wanted a gay therapist. That's a ye. I feel like

0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.360
<v Speaker 2>gay people are more in tune. And I said man

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<v Speaker 2>or a woman. I don't give a fuck.

0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I needed it to be a woman.

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<v Speaker 2>No, if I'm sorry, none taking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling a man any of my fucking business.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 3>I always checked that since it was really hot women busty, busty.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we tried to host an Easter egg hunt in

0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:14.680
<v Speaker 2>our house for Easter, and we sent out texts. No

0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:19.879
<v Speaker 2>one responded. We literally were people serving the burden. That

0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:23.399
<v Speaker 2>was literally us. Actually we invited three people, and we

0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:25.560
<v Speaker 2>were like, why did no one come to an easter

0:22:25.880 --> 0:22:26.560
<v Speaker 2>we invited?

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<v Speaker 1>I told a bunch of people, and then a bunch

0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:30.800
<v Speaker 1>of people texted me about it, and I got really overwhelmed,

0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:33.879
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, yeah, like, and then the morning

0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:36.800
<v Speaker 1>of I woke up and I was like, oh my god,

0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:39.320
<v Speaker 1>he has risen. I feel amazing, Like today is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a gorgeous day. We built like outdoor chairs and

0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:44.320
<v Speaker 1>we were sitting out there and I was like, yes,

0:22:44.520 --> 0:22:48.320
<v Speaker 1>bringing the people, like bringing my girls. But like by

0:22:48.359 --> 0:22:49.240
<v Speaker 1>then everybody had.

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<v Speaker 2>Moved on, and I didn't text anybody about.

0:22:51.680 --> 0:22:54.920
<v Speaker 1>It, so I really I guess actually yeah, I sent

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<v Speaker 1>out one like text with no real planned in our

0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:02.320
<v Speaker 1>group chat, and then when I got we're responss.

0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:06.080
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say anything, but we were like people with

0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:09.439
<v Speaker 2>the burgers. Y'all know that picture? Yeah, you know that

0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:10.600
<v Speaker 2>picture that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that him and the people who ate

0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:16.320
<v Speaker 1>paint graduated from the same high school?

0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Really, sumun lad, how do you say it? Summa cum laud?

0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:22.160
<v Speaker 3>I think I think that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Some come a lot from Servington University.

0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:32.680
<v Speaker 1>That's discussing me. Yeah, they went to the same host.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, no, Dinny died.

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<v Speaker 4>I was want to say hospital because I'm pretty sure,

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<v Speaker 4>like he died that Grandpa paint.

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like I really love that that's his legacy because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure did it. Oh, we've talked about this

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast because you why are you laughing? I

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<v Speaker 1>actually think it's sweet, Like, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, just the image of that with the painter around

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<v Speaker 3>his mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, to me, it's like I feel like I have

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<v Speaker 1>so many pictures of my friends, but for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>they are fucking ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I found this post and it resonated with me

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<v Speaker 2>in the craziest way, and I'm gonna read it and

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see if it resonates with y'all. Damn,

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<v Speaker 2>when I was a kid, I really didn't see the

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<v Speaker 2>big picture or think any of this life shit was cute.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad used to tell me to rake the leaves

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<v Speaker 2>and I would pray he would die that night. I

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<v Speaker 2>literally thought he was or I never thought he was

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<v Speaker 2>teaching me, only trying to kill me.

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<v Speaker 3>That really resonates.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why would I.

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<v Speaker 1>Found about picking up mangoes in the summer, like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, literally, that's when my dad would take my DSA

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 2>or when my dad would take my No, when my

0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:41.600
<v Speaker 2>dad would take my DSi away from me, I would

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<v Speaker 2>pray to the devil that he died. And I stink

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking dog shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Lately, I've been thinking, but every time, like the heat

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<v Speaker 1>starts coming back, I'm like, damn, I gotta get some

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<v Speaker 1>chlorophyll in me because I just smell like that chlorophyll.

0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I haven't been taking chlorophyll. And then I have this

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<v Speaker 2>chemical that I buy off of eBay that's actually prescription

0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:00.240
<v Speaker 2>strength and it should be illegal and I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 2>airing out my shit right now. But it's called dry salt,

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<v Speaker 2>and I dab it on my armpit every day, once

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<v Speaker 2>a day at night for like a week straight and

0:25:09.720 --> 0:25:13.320
<v Speaker 2>give myself chemical burns. And I burn, like my sweat

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<v Speaker 2>glands away in my armpits. And it literally keeps me

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<v Speaker 2>free for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Seeing that the people who are selling it are definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>Selling it for like well, I buy it from Canada. Yeah,

0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:25.800
<v Speaker 2>you can buy a OTC in Canada and they ship

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<v Speaker 2>it over. But it works, like I don't smell for

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<v Speaker 2>like an entire year straight, and I think it's just

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<v Speaker 2>time for me to re up and like burn my

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<v Speaker 2>arm pits.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like stinking no, Like I'd rather take

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<v Speaker 1>chlorophyll or something or just like drink more water, get

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<v Speaker 1>like a no, I think, because I think a lot

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:44.520
<v Speaker 1>of people just need to go back to wearing fucking deodorant,

0:25:44.520 --> 0:25:47.920
<v Speaker 1>because like a normal deodorant, and I am pro like

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<v Speaker 1>no iluminum waaa YadA, But I don't name. I was

0:25:52.320 --> 0:25:55.320
<v Speaker 1>about to say the exact I vape, So I really

0:25:55.359 --> 0:25:59.800
<v Speaker 1>think I need to just like I've the only deodorant

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<v Speaker 1>that's really worked for me in the past few, like

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<v Speaker 1>at least a year, because as I grow older, I

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<v Speaker 1>just like I think I stink a bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>No, like why like I haven't smelled you? Did you

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<v Speaker 2>sell yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I also always think I sink. That's like a

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<v Speaker 1>huge thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you smell me yesterday?

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<v Speaker 4>Did?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you got? This is kind of random, But you're

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<v Speaker 3>just talking to something stinking? Have you seen this?

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<v Speaker 2>We all touched it before. I've never in a tissue.

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<v Speaker 2>You ship.

0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:30.480
<v Speaker 1>You touched it every single day of you ship.

0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:31.959
<v Speaker 3>Like you don't wipe yourself.

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 2>It got shipp in the tissue where you wipe yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know how to Why are you touching this ship?

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<v Speaker 2>The tissue is for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Ship, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>You you grab ship?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, you're not saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you wipe and you grab the ship. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>why are you grabbing? Do you guys telling me you

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<v Speaker 1>are you telling me that y'all just let the doodle

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<v Speaker 1>fall into toilet, y'all don't catch it. Every time I

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<v Speaker 1>am about to leave, bro said the ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Much I'm mustamach gets turning. Wait no, wait, actually though

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 2>he has a point, do y'all not catch your ship

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 2>out of mid air?

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<v Speaker 3>I love that. I don't even think that video.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure so he's all.

0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Like facism whipping past his eyes like.

0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:26.200
<v Speaker 3>I think he's into his hands, Yeah, like he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Like he's like this like through the front, pooping into

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<v Speaker 2>his I think so with toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Papers you find that? Is that because I mentioned knowing

0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:38.880
<v Speaker 1>somebody who wipes from the back to the front.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking about stink, so oh what like No, it's

0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 3>so funny. Watch that video and I can like see

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<v Speaker 3>the moment where his body gets hot, yembarrassment.

0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 1>My body is hot, hearing like I am like feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Like for some no shade, he handled that like really well,

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:59.399
<v Speaker 2>like he really he was like damn, I fucked up

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<v Speaker 2>in like immediate Like it could have been way worse.

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<v Speaker 2>If you started like.

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<v Speaker 1>Like want I would have like started screaming.

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:07.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I would have killed myself. Like that was when

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 2>I found out that everybody wipes after their trap.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I understand sometimes you see these videos of like

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:15.440
<v Speaker 5>it's actually not fucking funny, and we need to talk

0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 5>about how there is a new age of this except

0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:20.840
<v Speaker 5>it's just virtually so people think it's okay, but like

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 5>the whole like paparazzi magazine frenzy of like when they

0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 5>would really get up in people's faces and like say,

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 5>I'm seeing things to them to make celebrities have gnarly reactions,

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<v Speaker 5>but like what is funny?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not funny, but like just any.

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Video of someone like coming toward to less literally.

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Or like like.

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Phones and something made like they're like someone who's enrage, dude,

0:28:51.280 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 4>being your initial act always be like like camera.

0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Like that would have been my reaction made something that humiliated,

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<v Speaker 1>like I want to like seen red.

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:12.200
<v Speaker 2>We're back a audio cut out. Sorry if it sounded

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 2>weird as fuck for a second. We use the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Audio cause I just don't think that that's not funny anymore.

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>It just doesn't bring me the same joy it did

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's not gonna say it again.

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm an never changing woman now and.

0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Thank god I didn't start my new topic because it's

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<v Speaker 2>a doozy uh No, But what we really need to

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 2>talk about is Amelia Earhart.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, like, well, yeah, they left her fucking strandedge she

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 1>was sending out?

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Well no, like like why though, like why was she

0:29:41.000 --> 0:29:41.880
<v Speaker 2>doing all that traveling?

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Do we know?

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Was it just like to do it?

0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Does it matter? Or I guess? Well, I think the

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.240
<v Speaker 1>whole gag was she was one of the first women

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 1>to do it. Like she was like kind of stunting

0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 1>in a way. I know, I just know, Like I

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:56.440
<v Speaker 1>can't really say much on the topic, but I do

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 1>know I grew up going to Amelia Earhart park in

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 1>my hand for everyone's birthday party.

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<v Speaker 2>A big block in like history class. But didn't she

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 2>get eaten by coconut crabs or something like that?

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 3>I think so.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I did watch a video about it because I was

0:30:11.040 --> 0:30:14.720
<v Speaker 1>interested in the crash, but she was sending out. But

0:30:15.080 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>they I think they realized that much later on because

0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:21.240
<v Speaker 1>when she originally crashed, they had no way of locating her,

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 1>and then later on they found remnants of the crash

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 1>that they tied back to her, and then later like

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I think it was just the technology wasn't up to

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<v Speaker 1>speed enough to be able to like track her and

0:30:33.920 --> 0:30:34.239
<v Speaker 1>help her.

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 3>But she there is the theory, but.

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 2>She did land on like a did someone come up

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 2>with a coconut crab?

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Someone lying and then other people believing it.

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:47.400
<v Speaker 1>So basically what I probably just did because I don't

0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:50.040
<v Speaker 1>know enough about her to be saying everything I just said,

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:55.120
<v Speaker 1>so nobody repeat anything I just said. Imagine you just

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>ran into this random bitch.

0:30:56.800 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 3>Apparently she was one of the first users of MySpace.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Amelia are heart Yeah that's actually really that's crazy.

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 1>How did she do that?

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Did they keep her brain like AI kind of.

0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:10.800
<v Speaker 3>Early investor in my Space? I don't know whatever.

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:14.720
<v Speaker 2>I think. She was married to Tom oh yeah, yeah,

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah. Tom is a time traveler. He used as cube.

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 2>What has Bro? Did you guys see the summy bears?

0:31:23.160 --> 0:31:27.920
<v Speaker 3>The new open AI model were the new open AYE

0:31:27.960 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 3>model can like pinpoint exactly where you are. Have you

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 3>seen this?

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>And I hate it.

0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:35.480
<v Speaker 2>I literally people.

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Have been like just putting a picture of them in

0:31:37.320 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 3>front of a corner of a building and then it'll

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:41.680
<v Speaker 3>figure out exactly where it is.

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:43.840
<v Speaker 1>It's probably metadata.

0:31:44.040 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Now these people are like extracting the metadata out of

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 3>it and like screenshotting.

0:31:48.560 --> 0:31:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, God, I hate AI at his so unholy.

0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't like that.

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 3>It really feels like we're opening the pit to hell.

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 3>We constantly see all this like bad stuff that it does,

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, where are the heres for cancer?

0:32:01.000 --> 0:32:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where's the good ship that it was supposed to do? Well?

0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Kai was texting me last night and he said one

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 2>of the craziest things ever. And I went along with it,

0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:16.840
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, sure, I'll let you have this.

0:32:16.960 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 2>But the further away I got from that moment, the

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 2>more I was like, I digested it. He said that

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 2>Ed Sheeran was trady.

0:32:28.200 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 3>He's looking good recently.

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Come here.

0:32:35.600 --> 0:32:39.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck me, brou.

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, don't say shit like that ever again.

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 3>That looks so real mixer and and his voice into

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 3>a robot.

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what happens when you mess with somebody. Wait,

0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 1>could you do like an evil voice?

0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Wait? How the fuck do I turn this off?

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Ki, You've destroyed everything.

0:33:02.400 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 2>No, this is your fault.

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:07.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Were like no, it's fine. I mean my nose is bleeding.

0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:15.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, crammy. Oh yeah, but I can't use

0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the fucking bathroom.

0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I bet, I bet it's I'm.

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Not gonna be the one to check it.

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 3>I'll check it.

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm a girl, a girl like.

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 1>Like, if something is scary, a man should be checking it.

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:29.520
<v Speaker 1>You release some of the states.

0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:33.000
<v Speaker 2>You stood up and you sat down in your sit air,

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 2>and that's what you're smelling.

0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:38.160
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy because I stood up, so technically my nose

0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 1>got closer to your mouth, and then that's what it smelled,

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>because sitting right here, I don't smell the smell I.

0:33:42.560 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Was smelling anymore. I think that was your smell.

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Was smelling when I was spelling a smell, I.

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Think that was your Bronson.

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh shut that, Oh shut that. I'm gonna buy like

0:33:51.720 --> 0:33:53.479
<v Speaker 1>one of those fans you get at Disney, and then

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:55.360
<v Speaker 1>if somebody pisses me off on a hot summer day,

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna wear a pad for like seven hours and

0:33:57.120 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 1>then sit like this and hold the fan.

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Right here, blow your rotten period air on the like.

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:10.560
<v Speaker 2>My dad got scammed like crazy, by the way, my

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:13.560
<v Speaker 2>dad famously gets scammed by Instagram ads all the time.

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Like he bought something that he thought was gonna be

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.920
<v Speaker 2>like a six foot by like three foot life size

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 2>shark that was an RC thing and it came in

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.239
<v Speaker 2>the mail and it was like a three inch like

0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:25.680
<v Speaker 2>plastic shark toy.

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:27.759
<v Speaker 1>I can't lie. That's kind of my vibe too.

0:34:28.000 --> 0:34:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he buys a bunch of shit off of Instagram.

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 3>Why do you have photos of it?

0:34:31.960 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh? The shark?

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Like what he thought it was.

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll find them. But he got scammed again. It's like

0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 2>way better this time. So my dad five years later

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:47.399
<v Speaker 2>finally got fed du Bui chocolate ads and he was like, oh,

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:50.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna buy Dubai chocolate because it's a du buy

0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:54.239
<v Speaker 2>chocolate ad on Instagram. So he buys the chocolate. He

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 2>was supposed to get three chocolate bars. He got two

0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:01.279
<v Speaker 2>that are like this big. How much were they They

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:05.399
<v Speaker 2>were sixty fucking dollars for two chocolate bars. Get this.

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:10.640
<v Speaker 2>They were shipped from China, not only China, Wuhan, China

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:12.520
<v Speaker 2>COVID's birthplace.

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 3>What's COVID?

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:17.240
<v Speaker 1>No, actually that is a good question.

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>What is that in? Yeah? What it was like?

0:35:21.239 --> 0:35:24.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh the pandemic. I was really young when that happened,

0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:25.799
<v Speaker 3>so I barely remember it.

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Girl.

0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:29.919
<v Speaker 3>Oh really, yeah, zoom classes sucked it wasn't as good

0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:32.480
<v Speaker 3>as normal classes graduating during.

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:36.279
<v Speaker 1>I actually genuinely do feel so bad for kids who

0:35:36.400 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 1>had that, Like I can't believe that was the thing,

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 1>but I guess the more I hear, like my cousins

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 1>and should talk about it, they low key fucked with it,

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:44.359
<v Speaker 1>like they were so down to be back at home.

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Like all my siblings wish they could go back to

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 1>taking online classes.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:50.399
<v Speaker 2>I wish me and Kai wish we could go back.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we those pranks right with the background the green screen.

0:35:55.480 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we would invite people in to troll our class.

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:01.480
<v Speaker 2>It was seventh grade, like, of course we're gonna.

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:05.799
<v Speaker 1>Be round, Like, of course we're gonna have fun. We're

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:06.920
<v Speaker 1>only in seventh grade. One.

0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:08.960
<v Speaker 2>No, I think I'm gonna die in the next couple

0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:11.280
<v Speaker 2>months because I've been wanting to start this new series

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 2>on the internet where I like do rejection therapy, and

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.000
<v Speaker 2>then one of them is to ask if I can

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 2>go skydiving, and then I have to go skydiving this year.

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:22.640
<v Speaker 2>I literally have to. But I think I'm gonna dive

0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:23.560
<v Speaker 2>from a great fall.

0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 3>Mm hm.

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 2>So I think it's all just like coming together my

0:36:28.800 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 2>death plan, Like what are you.

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Talking like just don't go fucking skydiving. Sky Diving to

0:36:38.640 --> 0:36:44.239
<v Speaker 1>me is ridiculous. I genuinely I see no benefit. Like,

0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I see no benefit.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:49.439
<v Speaker 2>It's the adrenaline dump bed.

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Go to fucking sky zone or something like.

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 2>What, go to that trampoline.

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally, I'm not kidding. You'll probably get the same

0:36:56.719 --> 0:37:01.960
<v Speaker 1>kind of joy, Like, yeah, I kind of want a trampoline,

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 1>but something about having a trampoline just like to me,

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:06.640
<v Speaker 1>I can only see the end of a trampoline's fate.

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:08.439
<v Speaker 1>When I see a trampoline, it's one of those things

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:11.839
<v Speaker 1>that's like it's dead before it was even like yeah,

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:14.320
<v Speaker 1>before it's even out of the box. It's sun bleach.

0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:18.839
<v Speaker 1>The microfibers are getting all in like a somebody's leg

0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:19.719
<v Speaker 1>is popping through.

0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 2>They hurt their ankle, someone breaks their collar bone. Yeah,

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 2>someone gets pinched by the hot metal spring.

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your foot gets caught between the spring really, which

0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:30.279
<v Speaker 1>is your skin when you get it?

0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:37.719
<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy is like that's adulthood. You see

0:37:37.719 --> 0:37:39.239
<v Speaker 2>the bad before the good.

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:43.040
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, I saw that ship. But the last

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 1>time I think I enjoyed a trampoline without being absolutely terrified,

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:48.480
<v Speaker 1>it was when I was like seven or eight, and

0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 1>then I saw my cousin literally like break his ankle,

0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh so they just break Oh

0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:59.279
<v Speaker 1>so one day it just gives out, one day gives up.

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Fu no bit. That's fucking crazy. And most motherfuckers don't

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 1>have their fucking trampoline high up, at least no one

0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 1>in my family did, because every time they broke, like

0:38:09.719 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, somebody's foot, whatever body part it broke through

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:14.960
<v Speaker 1>is hitting the ground, you know.

0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 2>So tea was trampolines that were in the ground. I

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:25.000
<v Speaker 2>had one friend that had an underground trampoline absolutely loaded

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:29.080
<v Speaker 2>beyond belief. Yeah, like twenty four thousand square foot home

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:29.879
<v Speaker 2>like that.

0:38:29.920 --> 0:38:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Those were the riids that had like the refrigerators that

0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:35.080
<v Speaker 3>were like huge industrial stainless steel style.

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, literally he had that. The wolf were they called wolf?

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 3>I forget, Yeah, it's something, but I remember going to

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:42.800
<v Speaker 3>like kids's house and being like this this is different.

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, nuclear bombs being the reason that the bikini bottom

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:48.360
<v Speaker 2>exists is crazy.

0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Bottoms who were speedos have always existed.

0:38:55.719 --> 0:39:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, very honestly, thank you for checking me because

0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 2>that was crazy of me, and I really appreciate that.

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:08.879
<v Speaker 1>You said nuclear bombs are the reason Bikini Bottom exists. Yeah,

0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.

0:39:10.400 --> 0:39:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, make an atoll like they would drop bombs and

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 2>it was like a nuclear test site. And then there's

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:17.799
<v Speaker 2>like a rabbit hole you can go down where it

0:39:17.840 --> 0:39:20.920
<v Speaker 2>was like, what if all these creatures are just like irradiated,

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 2>like sea creatures that like just gained consciousness from like the.

0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 1>RADIOACTI this is not like the creator said this.

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, Bikini Bottom is in make an Atole, which is

0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:35.880
<v Speaker 2>like a nuclear test site. I think it's like an

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 2>American nuclear test site or something like that.

0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:41.040
<v Speaker 1>The fuck is there actually a place called Bikini Bottom?

0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh? So they named it. The SpongeBob creators named it

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 3>after the test site.

0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, or I think this SpongeBob. I'm not I'm not

0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:53.880
<v Speaker 2>fully versed, but I know they're not verse verse. I'm aside.

0:39:54.680 --> 0:39:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm a side. No, I don't know. Someone look up

0:39:58.719 --> 0:40:01.279
<v Speaker 2>the conspiracy and write it and the commons I love.

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 3>I love Nickelodeon conspiracies like the one about rug Rats,

0:40:04.719 --> 0:40:07.799
<v Speaker 3>where you can draw all of these connection points to

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 3>the fact that one of them, I think it's Tommy,

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:16.480
<v Speaker 3>is having some sort of schizophrenic experiences. Yeah, there's this

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:19.000
<v Speaker 3>hole you can there's like a rabbit hole you can

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 3>go down.

0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 1>But I believe that because the strawberry or the orange

0:40:23.160 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 1>seeds or is it watermelon seeds, like Chucky eats watermelon

0:40:27.680 --> 0:40:32.319
<v Speaker 1>seeds and what's or nuts? That evil fucking bitch Angelica

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 1>tells him that he's gonna grow like oranges or watermelons.

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I think it's watermelons in the episode, tells him that

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.560
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna grow in his stomach. And I had just

0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:46.840
<v Speaker 1>finished a fucking up an orange and I was the

0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:49.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of kid and I still am, but I'm not

0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:51.120
<v Speaker 1>a kid, Like I'm actually really like.

0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I love watermelon seeds.

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I eat any seeds. I just like what I'm all like,

0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:56.680
<v Speaker 1>unless they're like huge, and.

0:40:56.640 --> 0:41:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Like an avocado seed is so fucking good, So it's

0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:05.200
<v Speaker 2>so so good. The beach pit, Like, oh, that.

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:07.319
<v Speaker 1>Episode was freaky because I think he has like a

0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 1>nightmare during his nap that it happens, and that episode

0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I was watching after eating a bunch of orange seeds,

0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:18.200
<v Speaker 1>and I genuinely watching it felt like somebody had like

0:41:20.000 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 1>who put LSD in the tangerines?

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Like who climb d in the fruit punch bowl?

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:28.239
<v Speaker 1>Me? Me?

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. Atoll consisted of detonation of

0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:37.759
<v Speaker 2>twenty four nuclear weapons by United States between forty six

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 2>and fifty eight on Bikini a Toll in the Marshall Islands,

0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:47.680
<v Speaker 2>So it was called Bikini Girl and then Bikini Bottom. Oh,

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:51.360
<v Speaker 2>the bottom of Bikini Island. That's the tea, Like what,

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:54.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 1>That's why Karen is a robot.

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 2>And that's why James Charles got turned into an AI robot.

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 2>He did, and yeah, I'm not kidding, he literally did. Well,

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 2>there was a tornado in Granberry.

0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Did anything bad happen?

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't think anything bad the tornadoes?

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, did anything bad happen or what? I don't think,

0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 1>because there are some tornadoes that like, they really don't.

0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:20.400
<v Speaker 1>They don't bother anybody.

0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 2>It was nocturnal and I think it blew through like.

0:42:23.600 --> 0:42:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess it destroys the fuck out of random crops.

0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:29.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it blew through like the middle of nowhere in Toller.

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:34.560
<v Speaker 2>And sorry, I'm not laughing about the tornado. I'm laughing

0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:36.200
<v Speaker 2>at Kyle laughing at something else.

0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:38.880
<v Speaker 3>Continue.

0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:42.759
<v Speaker 2>I think it blew through like a construction zone, like

0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:45.400
<v Speaker 2>where they were building a bunch of houses. Because the

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:48.160
<v Speaker 2>debris ball on the radar was massive. It was like

0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:49.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy.

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 3>But that's insane. So there's a tornado.

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:01.200
<v Speaker 2>It was actually in Toller, but I called Madeline and

0:43:01.239 --> 0:43:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Stephen and my parents to warn them because I was

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 2>watching Max Velocity Live and then I saw boo boop

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:12.160
<v Speaker 2>boop new tornado warning for Hood County. That's where I

0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:12.600
<v Speaker 2>grew up.

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Oh my god, guy, seriously life. Oh wait,

0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:26.359
<v Speaker 1>should I talk about my amazing day because you were

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:28.000
<v Speaker 1>going on and on about how like, oh, yeah, the

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 1>worst day of your life. I had the best day

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:30.600
<v Speaker 1>of my life. I had the best easter.

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:32.920
<v Speaker 2>I had the bad hour of my life.

0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:35.799
<v Speaker 1>In the bad hour, you talked about it like it

0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:36.640
<v Speaker 1>was an eternity.

0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 5>You literally spoke about it like you were banished to

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 5>an eternity of like.

0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it was what my whole life feels like. And

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:47.279
<v Speaker 2>I was supposed to smoke weed within you for the

0:43:47.280 --> 0:43:49.280
<v Speaker 2>first time in five years on four twenty.

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:50.319
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't gonna do it.

0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna do it. I swear to God, I

0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 2>was going to do it. And she ditched me to

0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:55.319
<v Speaker 2>go to have the greatest time of her life.

0:43:55.320 --> 0:43:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Apparents.

0:43:55.719 --> 0:44:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I invited him multiple times. But I had the best

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:03.800
<v Speaker 1>time of my life. I went with friends to a

0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.480
<v Speaker 1>lookout and we all smoked in danced and it was

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:11.400
<v Speaker 1>fucking awesome. And then we went home and we watched

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Black Mirror. We ate bomb ass food and then there

0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 1>was a long piece of hair in the dessert and

0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:20.080
<v Speaker 1>we all wanted to throw up.

0:44:20.200 --> 0:44:22.680
<v Speaker 2>So that's dessert the hair.

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Aren't there people with like hair fetishes, like A.

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh no, I wouldn't know.

0:44:31.760 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 3>I would not know.

0:44:34.719 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I do fuck the tail pipes of cars.

0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:39.839
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I just had the most gorgeous day ever.

0:44:39.920 --> 0:44:41.520
<v Speaker 1>And like maybe I'll put in a video, but I

0:44:41.520 --> 0:44:44.439
<v Speaker 1>don't know, Like sometimes I just like I might put

0:44:44.440 --> 0:44:48.640
<v Speaker 1>it on my like ig story, but it's for my

0:44:48.680 --> 0:44:51.759
<v Speaker 1>eyes only. But it was so so sweet. Also, it

0:44:51.800 --> 0:44:55.400
<v Speaker 1>was my first This is so annoying because yes, like

0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I am grown as fuck, I get it, But it's

0:44:57.239 --> 0:44:59.520
<v Speaker 1>my first four twenty where I actually can smoke weed

0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:02.720
<v Speaker 1>without how a full blown panic attack. And it was.

0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:07.440
<v Speaker 2>I was psychologically prepping for three days to smoke weed.

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I really was. I was doing the work. I was

0:45:10.120 --> 0:45:13.680
<v Speaker 2>taking five HTP like I was really like the serotonin

0:45:13.719 --> 0:45:16.200
<v Speaker 2>in my Brasin's not going to be depleted for weed. No,

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 2>I just literally made that up. I wasn't taking that.

0:45:20.160 --> 0:45:22.800
<v Speaker 1>So you're lying. You're not like making you're just lying.

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 2>But no, I was psychologically preparing.

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Well, you're lying and you're kind of being manipulative because

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:28.480
<v Speaker 1>you're saying it to me, Like I bailed on you

0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:30.520
<v Speaker 1>and I like got rid of all this prep work,

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:33.040
<v Speaker 1>but you didn't do any prep work. Also, Drew never

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:35.160
<v Speaker 1>mentioned that he was going to smoke until the day

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:40.400
<v Speaker 1>of randomly, and oh might I add Drew is obsessed

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 1>with male validation. Yeah, you heard it here first, because

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear a word of Drew smoking until he

0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:48.920
<v Speaker 1>was talking to someone he has feelings for or like

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 1>has a little crush on or whatever that's on my business.

0:45:52.280 --> 0:45:54.840
<v Speaker 1>And all of a sudden, mister hotshot is going to

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:58.000
<v Speaker 1>smoke weed, and he's like gonna smoke weed. He is

0:45:58.040 --> 0:45:58.919
<v Speaker 1>not gonna smoke weed.

0:45:58.960 --> 0:46:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Bro Oh, No, I really was, I really really was.

0:46:04.880 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 1>He was just gonna waste my weed because he's get

0:46:07.000 --> 0:46:09.240
<v Speaker 1>scared as fuck. He was gonna hit my fucking weed.

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I remember telling you like weeks ago that I

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.640
<v Speaker 2>was gonna smoke weed with you. I'm not even kidding.

0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'll believe you, but you also say that

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:19.759
<v Speaker 1>a lot.

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Did you know Skittles dropped their own version of free Stride.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Skittles brand. They're selling it now. Really you can

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<v Speaker 2>buy them at gas stations, Crunchy very embers.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I would. I would always wonder when I saw

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<v Speaker 3>them at gas stations, like how that isn't a copyright issue?

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<v Speaker 2>It probably is.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like there's no rules anymore. You can just

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<v Speaker 3>sell whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there literally are no rules anymore. No, they

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<v Speaker 2>just announced it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesh, who gives a fuck? Like what weren't they good?

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<v Speaker 2>I never had them? I kind of like, I loved it,

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<v Speaker 2>but they were. It was good for like three bites,

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<v Speaker 2>and then like got old very quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>Skittles just kind of fell off for me a long

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<v Speaker 1>long time ago, Like skittles were just like they don't work,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I would, I would suck the fuck out

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<v Speaker 1>of a sour skittle, like, don't let me around some sours.

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<v Speaker 2>They fell off for me too, And then even in adulthood,

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<v Speaker 2>I still love candy. I eat the fuck out of candy,

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<v Speaker 2>but I will not go near a fucking skittle ever again.

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<v Speaker 2>In my goddamn life. And it's literally because like all

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<v Speaker 2>of the ingredients in them that are like banned in

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<v Speaker 2>every other country. And I don't do that with any

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:25.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking food ever. But for some reason, skittle stuck in

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<v Speaker 2>my brain. And that's a lot coming from me. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a garbage disposal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just not what's really gonna stream me from meaning

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<v Speaker 1>something like we know.

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<v Speaker 2>And he is an eater. Drew sigh Up, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Really have to pee. I think I'm gonna get a uti.

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<v Speaker 2>Is ash cheeks one word?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I can't.

0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Is ash cheeks one word? Or sure? Is ash cheeks

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<v Speaker 2>one word? Or should I spread them a heart? Fuck

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<v Speaker 2>you block someone? Then all of a sudden, Juicy too one, two, three,

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<v Speaker 2>four starts viewing your story.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say one thing I will like always stand by.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck if I have no business

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<v Speaker 1>watching your story. I will watch anyone's story at any

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<v Speaker 1>point from my man account, Like I'm like what like

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<v Speaker 1>I it's like taking a walk in the park. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're there, I'm gonna see you at the park.

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<v Speaker 2>And also the joy of seeing, like the the the

0:48:30.200 --> 0:48:31.960
<v Speaker 2>quality of life. I don't I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 2>to describe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a random person seeing your story, like I'm giving

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<v Speaker 1>you something. I'm getting something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like no, like literally like seeing someone that shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be viewing your story. Viewing your story gives you this

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:47.880
<v Speaker 2>like rush in this feeling, and like you get to

0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:50.359
<v Speaker 2>gossip and talk about it and it gives them like

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:53.240
<v Speaker 2>it gives you like life in a way.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like people Jimmy Newtron went into the Fairly

0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:59.759
<v Speaker 3>Odd Parents universe. Yeah, that's what it feels like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also just prob like if you're brave enough to

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<v Speaker 1>be at the point, because most of my like snooping

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<v Speaker 1>around on Instagram is genuinely out of pure curiosity and boredom.

0:49:11.840 --> 0:49:13.439
<v Speaker 1>Like I just don't care. And I think that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care, because I'm like, I'm not up to

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<v Speaker 1>some deedious fucking act where I'm like I shouldn't be here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, what what's the worst? Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>follow this person, They're gonna be like, why did she

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<v Speaker 1>watch my story? Cause I don't. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how I ended up here. Most of the time,

0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm just on my phone and I just like let

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<v Speaker 1>my mind explore and I actually I let my body

0:49:32.600 --> 0:49:35.160
<v Speaker 1>explore my phone and my mind goes somewhere else. For

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<v Speaker 1>the most part, it's like a very It's a disconnected

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:41.480
<v Speaker 1>form of entertainment. Okay, I'm gonna start saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Media, my media of the week Media. I love Butterfly

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<v Speaker 2>by Marina, I love What is It? Can Topia by

0:49:56.080 --> 0:50:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Marina Contessa, Cantonics Contizmo, Butterfly, and Cupid's Girl. Those are

0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:07.680
<v Speaker 2>my three medias. I really really really like those songs,

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:10.680
<v Speaker 2>and I very rarely like like modern day pop, but

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<v Speaker 2>like those hit for me for some reason.

0:50:12.600 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 1>They are really good because it's also just feels reminiscent

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:17.520
<v Speaker 1>of her older stuff, but it feels nostalgia, like it's

0:50:17.560 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 1>nostalgic without feeling like she's trying to date back and.

0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Like fresh nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm, well mine are Oh my god, my phone is

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<v Speaker 1>on one percent and I like, never remember anything. Fuck,

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't bad Idea, Raven Lenney do it, Nellie Fertado,

0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Damn you Prince.

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<v Speaker 2>You were listening to the same four songs over.

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<v Speaker 1>Rich, josh Rick Ross, headphones On, Addison Ray, I know jay.

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<v Speaker 2>Z headphones On is really good. Kay agrees to.

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<v Speaker 3>The lyrics were some of the best lyrics I've like.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like, usually when I listen to music, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't listen to the lyrics, but yesterday I was listening

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<v Speaker 3>to it and I was like, this is really fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>And that damn music video too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's so good.

0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Also, what's her song diet PEPSI having three hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>fifty million streams?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Is that not so insane? I know, I was like, gay,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I just deserving. I love Addison, but like

0:51:17.040 --> 0:51:19.880
<v Speaker 2>that just that's a big number. Yeah, that's that's a

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<v Speaker 2>really impressive nut.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nearing your body count, but continue.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even like you're fucking disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>More than three hundred and fifty million. Yes, more than

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<v Speaker 3>the population of the United States and.

0:51:32.760 --> 0:51:35.880
<v Speaker 1>No, and in music that number is fucking phenomenal. But

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<v Speaker 1>compared to Drew's body count, doesn't.

0:51:38.160 --> 0:51:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Even come close, come close at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Oh, the rehearsal Nathan Fielder is really cool. I

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<v Speaker 2>still haven't finished White Lotus. I still have two episodes left.

0:51:49.440 --> 0:51:53.359
<v Speaker 2>I'll probably forever I have two episodes left. Just like Succession,

0:51:55.800 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 2>the season of White Lotus, like is really polarizing. I

0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:01.040
<v Speaker 2>don't know if I like it or like, I'll have

0:52:01.080 --> 0:52:02.640
<v Speaker 2>to finish it before I decide.

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:05.120
<v Speaker 1>But I can't lie. I'm starting the third season without

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<v Speaker 1>finishing the first or second one.

0:52:07.200 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't watch the second one.

0:52:09.120 --> 0:52:11.960
<v Speaker 1>But I really like it. There are some parts I

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:15.200
<v Speaker 1>don't really understand, but like, I kind of yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I think the writing is like really interesting and funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I also love the girl with the gap tooth.

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<v Speaker 2>She is a star, Like, I can't wait for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys she's with.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he's having his moment too. In real life

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<v Speaker 2>he does have that energy. But Okay, thank you guys

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<v Speaker 2>so much for watching this episode. Oh we didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>introduce this episode. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in

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<v Speaker 2>the com Goodbye,