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Speaker 1: Literally smells like bot and milk. I thought y'all found

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Speaker 1: an old latte and like you and Josie opened it

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Speaker 2: What did you open? What did you open? Girl? I

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Speaker 2: mess with a camera, and Josiah was like, what is

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Speaker 2: that smell? What is that smell? And was like kind

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Speaker 2: of blaming the smell on me, And then I made

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Speaker 2: a joke being like, oh, that was my balls, that's

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Speaker 2: my balls. He was like, you all smell milky drew

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Speaker 2: like something seriously wrong. And then we put the pieces

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Speaker 2: together and Kai fucking sprayed hella liquid ass all over

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Speaker 2: the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to do a workplace prank and.

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Speaker 2: Literally gassed us out. I know you kind of like that.

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Speaker 3: I immediately like cause.

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Speaker 1: You like hot boxed the fucking studio, Like it literally

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Speaker 1: smells like pure ship and fucking ass. And also what's

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Speaker 1: worse is it was how many of y'all, like five

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Speaker 1: and wafted the scent down the wall. So now the

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Fuck?

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Speaker 2: Did you do?

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Speaker 3: Wait? But I didn't think anything about.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck did you do?

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Speaker 4: Kay?

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Speaker 2: What does that smell? What the fuck did you do?

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Speaker 3: This is dramatic.

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Speaker 2: What does that smell?

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Speaker 1: Ki?

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Speaker 3: I spread liquid? Asked in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Why its like when I got bullied. As a fucking fuck,

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Speaker 2: that's crazy to do. I thought it was crazy, that's gross.

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Speaker 4: So what.

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Speaker 2: It was?

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Speaker 3: Liquid ass?

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Speaker 2: That is so you know it really stains your nostrils.

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck, it doesn't get better literally being like it

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Speaker 2: smells milky. It was just I really rationalized me smelling

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Speaker 1: I was like, ye something.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I'm gonna do something nice for Kay,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna go grab his phone from the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, of course I'll do that.

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Speaker 1: For He sent you in there, sent me inedcked, that

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Speaker 1: is crazy because I got damn well, you got a

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Speaker 1: were just committed to your three little fucking sprays and

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Speaker 1: how about it smells.

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Speaker 3: The plan was just spray it into the toilet and

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Speaker 3: And then you would think that I was like, really sick.

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Speaker 2: That was my knee jerk thought. My knee jerk thought

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Speaker 2: the pieces together. I thought, shit in the bathroom and

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Speaker 2: that because I was like doodoo flakes, like doing my

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Speaker 2: fucking brain like brain eating a meba like doo dooo flakes.

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Speaker 2: But I guess it's a given to taking in and

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Speaker 2: if you think about it, literally everything is it given

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Speaker 2: to taking in an Yang? Because he set up our

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Speaker 2: to immediately around kick the good thing.

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Speaker 1: It was being nice to you, bitch, never again, never again.

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Speaker 1: Because even when I was like complimenting kind in the hallway,

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Speaker 3: My midra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he was doing it on purpose. It was like

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Speaker 2: In that so no Kai was giving bodies tea. Kai

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Speaker 1: I'm always giving body as tea.

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Speaker 2: I just like, who said that right now? And then?

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Speaker 1: Like I have always consistently did you say since birth?

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Speaker 2: tea body tease morphia. That's what I have you heard

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Speaker 1: This is I guess this is gonna become my new thing.

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Speaker 2: Did they look like shit?

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like I just saw you in like

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Speaker 3: It was you if you were straight and evil, if.

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Speaker 3: The nail woman hates you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the nail lady hated me. When I first

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Speaker 1: I said, vibe so good. I want to show my

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Speaker 2: Wait, do you you have two notes? No?

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Speaker 1: This is just like a newer one. Sometimes I can't

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Speaker 3: Actually, oh my god, I wasn't that wasn't cool?

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Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god. I am gay, but I'm not

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Speaker 2: uh huh honey gay? I put I don't put makeup on.

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Speaker 2: I do not refer to other men as girls. I

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Speaker 2: don't own a single Prada bag. The only rainbow I

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Speaker 2: fuck with is in my Lucky Charm Cereal, and I

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Speaker 2: do not worsip Beyonce, Gaga or Madonna. I enjoy sports.

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Speaker 2: I like getting sweaty and dirty. Hello, and I love

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Speaker 3: I'm bleeping that.

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Speaker 2: Why would you bleep that?

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Speaker 1: Ye know what's so bad about that?

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Speaker 1: You are?

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Speaker 2: It's crazy how Kay wants to call me gay when

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Speaker 2: I'm a straight man, And it's crazy he wants to

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Speaker 1: Then I'm gad straight when you're gay.

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Speaker 2: It's really it's not that hard to understand, Like, what

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Speaker 1: No fucking get away, bro, Oh my God. Also, one

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Speaker 1: of my notes was, are LiF's not a problem anymore?

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Speaker 1: And then you showed me that nasty fucking like I

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Speaker 1: don't even know if we can show it. It's fucking gross,

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Speaker 1: But it's this woman who's basically fingering her mouth and

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Speaker 1: there is a single lice crawling around her peach.

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Speaker 2: Fuzz and then and she was like giving, she was

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Speaker 2: she just wanted me to masturbate. Sorry, it's actually like

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Speaker 1: No, but she had it looked like a single light

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Speaker 1: roaming around pubes. Essentially, it's it was gross. It was

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Speaker 1: her fingering her own mouth from the side. It was

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Speaker 2: Wait, guys, hold on, how many seconds? Center minutes?

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Speaker 3: And are we We're only thirty seconds in wait, but

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Speaker 3: for real, nine minutes and we haven't made a joke

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Speaker 3: about having sex with each other yet. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: I don't like I'm over that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done with that.

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Speaker 3: Having a love search for you guys.

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Speaker 2: I love you so much. I I literally was in

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Speaker 2: For some reason, when I like get violently depressed, my

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Speaker 2: I think that might be what it is. Are we

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Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah, I feel like we're we and

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Speaker 2: I know?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm like tried to maintain eye contact with me

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Speaker 1: for that and I looked away. I literally, I like,

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Speaker 2: And Kai had a moment in a room where like

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Speaker 1: The r because it could be us, but I think

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Speaker 1: it might be y'all. Thin I sleep in y'all's room every.

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Speaker 2: Night, in my room by Frank Ocean, and he uh

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Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck was that guy?

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Speaker 2: And it was real, it was real. What did you say?

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Speaker 3: I said, you're getting too attractive where it's actually kind

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Speaker 3: and I don't mean it in like a homoerotic way.

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Speaker 1: You're making him mew all over the place.

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Speaker 2: So I just can't stop mewing. I really just can't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are both just looking so yossified recently,

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Speaker 3: and I feel like you're leaving me in the dust.

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Speaker 1: It's just I can't stop getting work done.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, Yeah, you do.

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Speaker 3: We Actually that is the topic for today's.

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Speaker 1: Addicted, Like, so what that needle did? Like, I'm addicted.

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Speaker 1: I've never gotten anything done because I just r it

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Speaker 1: I have bad luck medically and cosmetically, which is not true.

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Speaker 1: I just had too many weird experiences. But I have

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Speaker 2: Can you explain them? The work you've got done recently.

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Speaker 3: The work that I got done? What what worked? The work,

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Speaker 3: Got guys. I'm sorry, I'm being I'm being KOI I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Kai stretched.

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Speaker 2: I hate that Kai is five five and six energy

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Speaker 2: This literally isn't a joke. This isn't a joke. Kai

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Speaker 3: That is a joke. I have.

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Speaker 1: It's no, that's not like you need to chill because

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Speaker 1: Stop because I wouldn't put myself through that, So don't

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, but can we go back to what I

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Speaker 3: I did. Yeah, it's called boundaries. It's called I just

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Speaker 1: I am so for forgetful just in general, I was

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Speaker 2: I texted Kai this really sad shit. He ignored me,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 2: No, literally even to venture in that territory. I've always

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Speaker 2: then I had a revelation. When I was journaling, I

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Speaker 2: book it. Apple pay did not let me pay. It

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Speaker 1: Therapy gotten up and typed out your information and everything.

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Speaker 2: The side of the room vouch for me. You know

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Speaker 1: This is like it.

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Speaker 2: Apple pay literally got my ass. They they literally it

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Speaker 2: was a sign from God. And you know how I

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Speaker 1: Like you seriously like have OCD? Like it's not like

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Speaker 1: enough with the sign. But yeah, are life's still a

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Speaker 2: This, but like it's just because kids aren't around us.

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Speaker 2: It's still a thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so. But none of my cousins, Like I

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Speaker 2: Younger, Wait, did you were you the one that told

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Speaker 2: me that bacterial bacterial vesgena size is an STD. Now

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Speaker 2: that's crazy because a.

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Speaker 1: Lot of women have it reoccurring because it's been transferred

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Speaker 1: to the man, and like both parties have to take

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Speaker 1: antibiotics and usually most times, like men are fucking nasty

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Speaker 1: and will literally still try to like have sex literally

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Speaker 1: while you're itching and burning, while you're an actual lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Itching and burning. It's burning, like literally.

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Speaker 1: Literally, like monostat should be instead of, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: they really wanted me to start like putting more quarters

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Speaker 1: in the parking meters. They should just like, instead of

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Speaker 1: making me pay like fifty dollars, they genuinely should just

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Speaker 1: sentence me to monostat, like if you if you sent

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Speaker 1: it to me.

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Speaker 2: I wish I could feel that.

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Speaker 1: I would stop immediately.

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Speaker 2: I wish I could feel the pain a girl feels

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Speaker 2: when they take monostat.

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Speaker 1: Like why just to be close yourself in my shoes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, but literally the way you.

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Speaker 1: Were myself in your shoes and no, I have no.

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Speaker 2: Yeah literally now my feet stink. Now I have crushy

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Speaker 2: toe syndrome. What the fuck was I saying? Oh? No,

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Speaker 2: the way you were acting when you took monostat was

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Speaker 1: It was bad.

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Speaker 2: And Andy was riding me like I was tworking on

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Speaker 2: Indy in the kitchen about two hours ago and I

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Speaker 2: farted on her vagina and gave her a bacterial managitis.

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Speaker 1: Did you actually fart on me? Or were you.

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Speaker 2: Joking I farted on you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I care, like honestly, like it's

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Speaker 2: The literally this morning, I woke up and yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I know my mouth was wide open.

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Speaker 2: Your breath was crazy, Your breath was crazy. It was

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Speaker 2: crazy breath. No, I really don't.

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Speaker 1: Have Yeah, I think I just naturally have rank morning

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Speaker 1: breath because I snore, So I'm an open mouth breather

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Speaker 1: when I should tape. No, because if if God, if

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Speaker 1: God's purpose was for me to sleep with my fucking.

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Speaker 2: Mouth open, God's plan. No, that actually is a good idea.

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Speaker 2: It does, it supposedly helps, it helps a lot.

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Speaker 1: Actually, No, that's a torture, like literally no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no no. If there's a will, there's a way,

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Speaker 1: Because seriously, like because it's snoring. I know it's not good.

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Speaker 2: For you, but you're snoring can be bad, Like you're

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Speaker 2: and then you don't breathe for like ten seconds, like

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Speaker 1: Throat and I get through.

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Speaker 2: You do.

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Speaker 1: Power.

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Speaker 2: It's it's the combination of the weed in the sleep avene.

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Speaker 2: That's why you have OCD.

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Speaker 1: No, that's that's been that's been a thing, that's been

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Speaker 1: a thing. You pointing out the chewing thing was crazy

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Speaker 1: because I have not thought about that.

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Speaker 2: In so long, and you're used to like ray like

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Speaker 2: literally rage if you chewed around her. But be funny,

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Speaker 2: you know it was real.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like like the thought of it still it

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Speaker 1: to hurt me.

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Speaker 3: I hate and I see.

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Speaker 2: But she started taking her medication and I realized I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, she literally hasn't complained about

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Speaker 1: And I know some fucking chompers.

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Speaker 2: Josiah, I know some eaters kay's a month, y'all.

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Speaker 3: Please don't help me as a munch.

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Speaker 1: I don't really think that's true.

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so I didn't book therapy.

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Speaker 1: Okay because your wallet was on the other side.

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Speaker 2: Of the room. No, I still want to do it.

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Speaker 2: I was like filling out a questionnaire about the type

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Speaker 2: of therapist I wanted, and I checked LGBTQ plus I

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Speaker 2: wanted a gay therapist. That's a ye. I feel like

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Speaker 2: gay people are more in tune. And I said man

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Speaker 2: or a woman. I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 1: I needed it to be a woman.

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Speaker 2: No, if I'm sorry, none taking.

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling a man any of my fucking business.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: I always checked that since it was really hot women busty, busty.

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Speaker 3: But yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, we tried to host an Easter egg hunt in

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Speaker 2: our house for Easter, and we sent out texts. No

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Speaker 2: one responded. We literally were people serving the burden. That

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Speaker 2: was literally us. Actually we invited three people, and we

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Speaker 2: were like, why did no one come to an easter

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Speaker 1: I told a bunch of people, and then a bunch

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Speaker 1: of people texted me about it, and I got really overwhelmed,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, like, and then the morning

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Speaker 1: he has risen. I feel amazing, Like today is gonna

445
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,639
Speaker 1: be a gorgeous day. We built like outdoor chairs and

446
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: we were sitting out there and I was like, yes,

447
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: bringing the people, like bringing my girls. But like by

448
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 1: then everybody had.

449
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 2: Moved on, and I didn't text anybody about.

450
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 1: It, so I really I guess actually yeah, I sent

451
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: out one like text with no real planned in our

452
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: group chat, and then when I got we're responss.

453
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything, but we were like people with

454
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 2: the burgers. Y'all know that picture? Yeah, you know that

455
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 2: picture that was.

456
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: Did you know that him and the people who ate

457
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: paint graduated from the same high school?

458
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 2: Really, sumun lad, how do you say it? Summa cum laud?

459
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 3: I think I think that's right.

460
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 2: Some come a lot from Servington University.

461
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: That's discussing me. Yeah, they went to the same host.

462
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, Dinny died.

463
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 4: I was want to say hospital because I'm pretty sure,

464
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 4: like he died that Grandpa paint.

465
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I really love that that's his legacy because

466
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure did it. Oh, we've talked about this

467
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: on the podcast because you why are you laughing? I

468
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 1: actually think it's sweet, Like, you.

469
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 3: Know, just the image of that with the painter around

470
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 3: his mouth.

471
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 1: Well, to me, it's like I feel like I have

472
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: so many pictures of my friends, but for the most part,

473
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: they are fucking ridiculous.

474
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: Well, I found this post and it resonated with me

475
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 2: in the craziest way, and I'm gonna read it and

476
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 2: I want to see if it resonates with y'all. Damn,

477
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I really didn't see the

478
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 2: big picture or think any of this life shit was cute.

479
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 2: My dad used to tell me to rake the leaves

480
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 2: and I would pray he would die that night. I

481
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 2: literally thought he was or I never thought he was

482
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 2: teaching me, only trying to kill me.

483
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 3: That really resonates.

484
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, why would I.

485
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: Found about picking up mangoes in the summer, like.

486
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 2: No, literally, that's when my dad would take my DSA

487
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 2: or when my dad would take my No, when my

488
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 2: dad would take my DSi away from me, I would

489
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: pray to the devil that he died. And I stink

490
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 2: like fucking dog shit.

491
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: Lately, I've been thinking, but every time, like the heat

492
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: starts coming back, I'm like, damn, I gotta get some

493
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 1: chlorophyll in me because I just smell like that chlorophyll.

494
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 2: I haven't been taking chlorophyll. And then I have this

495
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 2: chemical that I buy off of eBay that's actually prescription

496
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 2: strength and it should be illegal and I'm kind of

497
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,719
Speaker 2: airing out my shit right now. But it's called dry salt,

498
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 2: and I dab it on my armpit every day, once

499
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 2: a day at night for like a week straight and

500
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: give myself chemical burns. And I burn, like my sweat

501
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 2: glands away in my armpits. And it literally keeps me

502
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 2: free for a year.

503
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: Seeing that the people who are selling it are definitely.

504
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: Selling it for like well, I buy it from Canada. Yeah,

505
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 2: you can buy a OTC in Canada and they ship

506
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 2: it over. But it works, like I don't smell for

507
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: like an entire year straight, and I think it's just

508
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 2: time for me to re up and like burn my

509
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: arm pits.

510
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 4: Now.

511
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: I kind of like stinking no, Like I'd rather take

512
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: chlorophyll or something or just like drink more water, get

513
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: like a no, I think, because I think a lot

514
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: of people just need to go back to wearing fucking deodorant,

515
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: because like a normal deodorant, and I am pro like

516
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: no iluminum waaa YadA, But I don't name. I was

517
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: about to say the exact I vape, So I really

518
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: think I need to just like I've the only deodorant

519
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: that's really worked for me in the past few, like

520
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: at least a year, because as I grow older, I

521
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: just like I think I stink a bit more.

522
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: No, like why like I haven't smelled you? Did you

523
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 2: sell yesterday?

524
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: Well? I also always think I sink. That's like a

525
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: huge thing.

526
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 2: Did you smell me yesterday?

527
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 4: Did?

528
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 2: Didn't?

529
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 3: Have you got? This is kind of random, But you're

530
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 3: just talking to something stinking? Have you seen this?

531
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: We all touched it before. I've never in a tissue.

532
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 2: You ship.

533
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: You touched it every single day of you ship.

534
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,959
Speaker 3: Like you don't wipe yourself.

535
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: It got shipp in the tissue where you wipe yourself.

536
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: You don't know how to Why are you touching this ship?

537
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 2: The tissue is for the.

538
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: Ship, That's what I'm saying.

539
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 2: You you grab ship?

540
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you're not saying that.

541
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 2: You don't.

542
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wipe and you grab the ship. You don't

543
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: why are you grabbing? Do you guys telling me you

544
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: are you telling me that y'all just let the doodle

545
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: fall into toilet, y'all don't catch it. Every time I

546
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: am about to leave, bro said the ship.

547
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 2: Much I'm mustamach gets turning. Wait no, wait, actually though

548
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: he has a point, do y'all not catch your ship

549
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: out of mid air?

550
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 3: I love that. I don't even think that video.

551
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure so he's all.

552
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: Like facism whipping past his eyes like.

553
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 3: I think he's into his hands, Yeah, like he did.

554
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 2: Like he's like this like through the front, pooping into

555
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: his I think so with toilet.

556
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: Papers you find that? Is that because I mentioned knowing

557
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: somebody who wipes from the back to the front.

558
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 3: You're talking about stink, so oh what like No, it's

559
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 3: so funny. Watch that video and I can like see

560
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 3: the moment where his body gets hot, yembarrassment.

561
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: My body is hot, hearing like I am like feeling.

562
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 2: Like for some no shade, he handled that like really well,

563
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 2: like he really he was like damn, I fucked up

564
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 2: in like immediate Like it could have been way worse.

565
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 2: If you started like.

566
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: Like want I would have like started screaming.

567
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 2: No, I would have killed myself. Like that was when

568
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: I found out that everybody wipes after their trap.

569
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 5: Like I understand sometimes you see these videos of like

570
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 5: it's actually not fucking funny, and we need to talk

571
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 5: about how there is a new age of this except

572
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 5: it's just virtually so people think it's okay, but like

573
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 5: the whole like paparazzi magazine frenzy of like when they

574
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 5: would really get up in people's faces and like say,

575
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 5: I'm seeing things to them to make celebrities have gnarly reactions,

576
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 5: but like what is funny?

577
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: It's not funny, but like just any.

578
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 2: Video of someone like coming toward to less literally.

579
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: Or like like.

580
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 4: Phones and something made like they're like someone who's enrage, dude,

581
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 4: being your initial act always be like like camera.

582
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: Like that would have been my reaction made something that humiliated,

583
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: like I want to like seen red.

584
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: We're back a audio cut out. Sorry if it sounded

585
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: weird as fuck for a second. We use the camera.

586
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: Audio cause I just don't think that that's not funny anymore.

587
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: It just doesn't bring me the same joy it did

588
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: ten minutes ago.

589
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: So she's not gonna say it again.

590
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm an never changing woman now and.

591
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 2: Thank god I didn't start my new topic because it's

592
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: a doozy uh No, But what we really need to

593
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 2: talk about is Amelia Earhart.

594
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: Okay, like, well, yeah, they left her fucking strandedge she

595
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: was sending out?

596
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: Well no, like like why though, like why was she

597
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 2: doing all that traveling?

598
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: Do we know?

599
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: Was it just like to do it?

600
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: Does it matter? Or I guess? Well, I think the

601
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: whole gag was she was one of the first women

602
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: to do it. Like she was like kind of stunting

603
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: in a way. I know, I just know, Like I

604
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: can't really say much on the topic, but I do

605
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: know I grew up going to Amelia Earhart park in

606
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: my hand for everyone's birthday party.

607
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: A big block in like history class. But didn't she

608
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: get eaten by coconut crabs or something like that?

609
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

610
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: I think so.

611
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: I did watch a video about it because I was

612
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: interested in the crash, but she was sending out. But

613
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: they I think they realized that much later on because

614
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: when she originally crashed, they had no way of locating her,

615
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: and then later on they found remnants of the crash

616
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: that they tied back to her, and then later like

617
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: I think it was just the technology wasn't up to

618
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: speed enough to be able to like track her and

619
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,239
Speaker 1: help her.

620
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 3: But she there is the theory, but.

621
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 2: She did land on like a did someone come up

622
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 2: with a coconut crab?

623
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 3: Someone lying and then other people believing it.

624
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: So basically what I probably just did because I don't

625
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: know enough about her to be saying everything I just said,

626
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: so nobody repeat anything I just said. Imagine you just

627
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: ran into this random bitch.

628
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 3: Apparently she was one of the first users of MySpace.

629
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: Oh Amelia are heart Yeah that's actually really that's crazy.

630
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: How did she do that?

631
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

632
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: Did they keep her brain like AI kind of.

633
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 3: Early investor in my Space? I don't know whatever.

634
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 2: I think. She was married to Tom oh yeah, yeah,

635
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 2: oh yeah. Tom is a time traveler. He used as cube.

636
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: What has Bro? Did you guys see the summy bears?

637
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: The new open AI model were the new open AYE

638
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 3: model can like pinpoint exactly where you are. Have you

639
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 3: seen this?

640
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: No?

641
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: And I hate it.

642
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: I literally people.

643
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 3: Have been like just putting a picture of them in

644
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 3: front of a corner of a building and then it'll

645
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 3: figure out exactly where it is.

646
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: It's probably metadata.

647
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 3: Now these people are like extracting the metadata out of

648
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 3: it and like screenshotting.

649
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, I hate AI at his so unholy.

650
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that.

651
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 3: It really feels like we're opening the pit to hell.

652
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 3: We constantly see all this like bad stuff that it does,

653
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: and I'm like, where are the heres for cancer?

654
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, where's the good ship that it was supposed to do? Well?

655
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: Kai was texting me last night and he said one

656
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: of the craziest things ever. And I went along with it,

657
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: and I was like, sure, I'll let you have this.

658
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 2: But the further away I got from that moment, the

659
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 2: more I was like, I digested it. He said that

660
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran was trady.

661
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: He's looking good recently.

662
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: Come here.

663
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: Oh fuck me, brou.

664
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't say shit like that ever again.

665
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 3: That looks so real mixer and and his voice into

666
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 3: a robot.

667
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: Well, that's what happens when you mess with somebody. Wait,

668
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: could you do like an evil voice?

669
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 3: Wait? How the fuck do I turn this off?

670
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ki, You've destroyed everything.

671
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: No, this is your fault.

672
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?

673
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: Were like no, it's fine. I mean my nose is bleeding.

674
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, crammy. Oh yeah, but I can't use

675
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: the fucking bathroom.

676
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: No, I bet, I bet it's I'm.

677
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: Not gonna be the one to check it.

678
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 3: I'll check it.

679
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: I'm a girl, a girl like.

680
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: Like, if something is scary, a man should be checking it.

681
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: You release some of the states.

682
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 2: You stood up and you sat down in your sit air,

683
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 2: and that's what you're smelling.

684
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: That's crazy because I stood up, so technically my nose

685
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: got closer to your mouth, and then that's what it smelled,

686
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: because sitting right here, I don't smell the smell I.

687
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 2: Was smelling anymore. I think that was your smell.

688
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: Was smelling when I was spelling a smell, I.

689
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 2: Think that was your Bronson.

690
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh shut that, Oh shut that. I'm gonna buy like

691
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 1: one of those fans you get at Disney, and then

692
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: if somebody pisses me off on a hot summer day,

693
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear a pad for like seven hours and

694
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: then sit like this and hold the fan.

695
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 2: Right here, blow your rotten period air on the like.

696
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: My dad got scammed like crazy, by the way, my

697
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 2: dad famously gets scammed by Instagram ads all the time.

698
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 2: Like he bought something that he thought was gonna be

699
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: like a six foot by like three foot life size

700
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 2: shark that was an RC thing and it came in

701
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 2: the mail and it was like a three inch like

702
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: plastic shark toy.

703
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: I can't lie. That's kind of my vibe too.

704
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, he buys a bunch of shit off of Instagram.

705
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 3: Why do you have photos of it?

706
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: Uh? The shark?

707
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like what he thought it was.

708
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 2: I'll find them. But he got scammed again. It's like

709
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 2: way better this time. So my dad five years later

710
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 2: finally got fed du Bui chocolate ads and he was like, oh,

711
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy Dubai chocolate because it's a du buy

712
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: chocolate ad on Instagram. So he buys the chocolate. He

713
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: was supposed to get three chocolate bars. He got two

714
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 2: that are like this big. How much were they They

715
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 2: were sixty fucking dollars for two chocolate bars. Get this.

716
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: They were shipped from China, not only China, Wuhan, China

717
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: COVID's birthplace.

718
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 3: What's COVID?

719
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 1: No, actually that is a good question.

720
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: What is that in? Yeah? What it was like?

721
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 3: Oh the pandemic. I was really young when that happened,

722
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 3: so I barely remember it.

723
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,280
Speaker 1: Girl.

724
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, zoom classes sucked it wasn't as good

725
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 3: as normal classes graduating during.

726
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: I actually genuinely do feel so bad for kids who

727
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: had that, Like I can't believe that was the thing,

728
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: but I guess the more I hear, like my cousins

729
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: and should talk about it, they low key fucked with it,

730
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: like they were so down to be back at home.

731
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: Like all my siblings wish they could go back to

732
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: taking online classes.

733
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 2: I wish me and Kai wish we could go back.

734
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, we those pranks right with the background the green screen.

735
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we would invite people in to troll our class.

736
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: It was seventh grade, like, of course we're gonna.

737
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: Be round, Like, of course we're gonna have fun. We're

738
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: only in seventh grade. One.

739
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: No, I think I'm gonna die in the next couple

740
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 2: months because I've been wanting to start this new series

741
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: on the internet where I like do rejection therapy, and

742
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: then one of them is to ask if I can

743
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: go skydiving, and then I have to go skydiving this year.

744
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: I literally have to. But I think I'm gonna dive

745
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 2: from a great fall.

746
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 3: Mm hm.

747
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: So I think it's all just like coming together my

748
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: death plan, Like what are you.

749
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: Talking like just don't go fucking skydiving. Sky Diving to

750
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: me is ridiculous. I genuinely I see no benefit. Like,

751
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: I see no benefit.

752
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 2: It's the adrenaline dump bed.

753
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: Go to fucking sky zone or something like.

754
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: What, go to that trampoline.

755
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, I'm not kidding. You'll probably get the same

756
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: kind of joy, Like, yeah, I kind of want a trampoline,

757
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: but something about having a trampoline just like to me,

758
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: I can only see the end of a trampoline's fate.

759
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 1: When I see a trampoline, it's one of those things

760
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: that's like it's dead before it was even like yeah,

761
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 1: before it's even out of the box. It's sun bleach.

762
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 1: The microfibers are getting all in like a somebody's leg

763
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: is popping through.

764
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 2: They hurt their ankle, someone breaks their collar bone. Yeah,

765
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: someone gets pinched by the hot metal spring.

766
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, your foot gets caught between the spring really, which

767
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: is your skin when you get it?

768
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is like that's adulthood. You see

769
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 2: the bad before the good.

770
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: To be fair, I saw that ship. But the last

771
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: time I think I enjoyed a trampoline without being absolutely terrified,

772
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: it was when I was like seven or eight, and

773
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: then I saw my cousin literally like break his ankle,

774
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh so they just break Oh

775
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: so one day it just gives out, one day gives up.

776
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: Fu no bit. That's fucking crazy. And most motherfuckers don't

777
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: have their fucking trampoline high up, at least no one

778
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: in my family did, because every time they broke, like

779
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: you know, somebody's foot, whatever body part it broke through

780
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: is hitting the ground, you know.

781
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: So tea was trampolines that were in the ground. I

782
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 2: had one friend that had an underground trampoline absolutely loaded

783
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: beyond belief. Yeah, like twenty four thousand square foot home

784
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 2: like that.

785
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 3: Those were the riids that had like the refrigerators that

786
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 3: were like huge industrial stainless steel style.

787
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: Yes, literally he had that. The wolf were they called wolf?

788
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 3: I forget, Yeah, it's something, but I remember going to

789
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 3: like kids's house and being like this this is different.

790
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 2: Well, nuclear bombs being the reason that the bikini bottom

791
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 2: exists is crazy.

792
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: Bottoms who were speedos have always existed.

793
00:38:55,719 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 2: Thank you, very honestly, thank you for checking me because

794
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 2: that was crazy of me, and I really appreciate that.

795
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: You said nuclear bombs are the reason Bikini Bottom exists. Yeah,

796
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.

797
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 2: Yes, make an atoll like they would drop bombs and

798
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 2: it was like a nuclear test site. And then there's

799
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 2: like a rabbit hole you can go down where it

800
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 2: was like, what if all these creatures are just like irradiated,

801
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 2: like sea creatures that like just gained consciousness from like the.

802
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: RADIOACTI this is not like the creator said this.

803
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: Well, Bikini Bottom is in make an Atole, which is

804
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 2: like a nuclear test site. I think it's like an

805
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 2: American nuclear test site or something like that.

806
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: The fuck is there actually a place called Bikini Bottom?

807
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 3: Oh? So they named it. The SpongeBob creators named it

808
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 3: after the test site.

809
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 2: Yes, or I think this SpongeBob. I'm not I'm not

810
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 2: fully versed, but I know they're not verse verse. I'm aside.

811
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 2: I'm a side. No, I don't know. Someone look up

812
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 2: the conspiracy and write it and the commons I love.

813
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 3: I love Nickelodeon conspiracies like the one about rug Rats,

814
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 3: where you can draw all of these connection points to

815
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 3: the fact that one of them, I think it's Tommy,

816
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 3: is having some sort of schizophrenic experiences. Yeah, there's this

817
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: hole you can there's like a rabbit hole you can

818
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 3: go down.

819
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: But I believe that because the strawberry or the orange

820
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: seeds or is it watermelon seeds, like Chucky eats watermelon

821
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: seeds and what's or nuts? That evil fucking bitch Angelica

822
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: tells him that he's gonna grow like oranges or watermelons.

823
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: I think it's watermelons in the episode, tells him that

824
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: they're gonna grow in his stomach. And I had just

825
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: finished a fucking up an orange and I was the

826
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: kind of kid and I still am, but I'm not

827
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: a kid, Like I'm actually really like.

828
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 2: I love watermelon seeds.

829
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: I eat any seeds. I just like what I'm all like,

830
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: unless they're like huge, and.

831
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 2: Like an avocado seed is so fucking good, So it's

832
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: so so good. The beach pit, Like, oh, that.

833
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: Episode was freaky because I think he has like a

834
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: nightmare during his nap that it happens, and that episode

835
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: I was watching after eating a bunch of orange seeds,

836
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: and I genuinely watching it felt like somebody had like

837
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: who put LSD in the tangerines?

838
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: Like who climb d in the fruit punch bowl?

839
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: Me? Me?

840
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. Atoll consisted of detonation of

841
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 2: twenty four nuclear weapons by United States between forty six

842
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 2: and fifty eight on Bikini a Toll in the Marshall Islands,

843
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 2: So it was called Bikini Girl and then Bikini Bottom. Oh,

844
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 2: the bottom of Bikini Island. That's the tea, Like what,

845
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 2: I don't know.

846
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: That's why Karen is a robot.

847
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: And that's why James Charles got turned into an AI robot.

848
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 2: He did, and yeah, I'm not kidding, he literally did. Well,

849
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 2: there was a tornado in Granberry.

850
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: Did anything bad happen?

851
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 2: I don't think anything bad the tornadoes?

852
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: Well, did anything bad happen or what? I don't think,

853
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: because there are some tornadoes that like, they really don't.

854
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: They don't bother anybody.

855
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: It was nocturnal and I think it blew through like.

856
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: I guess it destroys the fuck out of random crops.

857
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it blew through like the middle of nowhere in Toller.

858
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: And sorry, I'm not laughing about the tornado. I'm laughing

859
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: at Kyle laughing at something else.

860
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 3: Continue.

861
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 2: I think it blew through like a construction zone, like

862
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 2: where they were building a bunch of houses. Because the

863
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: debris ball on the radar was massive. It was like

864
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: fucking crazy.

865
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: But that's insane. So there's a tornado.

866
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 2: It was actually in Toller, but I called Madeline and

867
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 2: Stephen and my parents to warn them because I was

868
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 2: watching Max Velocity Live and then I saw boo boop

869
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 2: boop new tornado warning for Hood County. That's where I

870
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: grew up.

871
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh my god, guy, seriously life. Oh wait,

872
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 1: should I talk about my amazing day because you were

873
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: going on and on about how like, oh, yeah, the

874
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: worst day of your life. I had the best day

875
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: of my life. I had the best easter.

876
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: I had the bad hour of my life.

877
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: In the bad hour, you talked about it like it

878
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: was an eternity.

879
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 5: You literally spoke about it like you were banished to

880
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 5: an eternity of like.

881
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 2: Oh, it was what my whole life feels like. And

882
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 2: I was supposed to smoke weed within you for the

883
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 2: first time in five years on four twenty.

884
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: He wasn't gonna do it.

885
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 2: I was gonna do it. I swear to God, I

886
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: was going to do it. And she ditched me to

887
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 2: go to have the greatest time of her life.

888
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 3: Apparents.

889
00:43:55,719 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: I invited him multiple times. But I had the best

890
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: time of my life. I went with friends to a

891
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: lookout and we all smoked in danced and it was

892
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. And then we went home and we watched

893
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: Black Mirror. We ate bomb ass food and then there

894
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: was a long piece of hair in the dessert and

895
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: we all wanted to throw up.

896
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: So that's dessert the hair.

897
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: Aren't there people with like hair fetishes, like A.

898
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: Like, oh no, I wouldn't know.

899
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 3: I would not know.

900
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 2: I do fuck the tail pipes of cars.

901
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just had the most gorgeous day ever.

902
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: And like maybe I'll put in a video, but I

903
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,439
Speaker 1: don't know, Like sometimes I just like I might put

904
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: it on my like ig story, but it's for my

905
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: eyes only. But it was so so sweet. Also, it

906
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: was my first This is so annoying because yes, like

907
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: I am grown as fuck, I get it, But it's

908
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: my first four twenty where I actually can smoke weed

909
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 1: without how a full blown panic attack. And it was.

910
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 2: I was psychologically prepping for three days to smoke weed.

911
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 2: I really was. I was doing the work. I was

912
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: taking five HTP like I was really like the serotonin

913
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 2: in my Brasin's not going to be depleted for weed. No,

914
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 2: I just literally made that up. I wasn't taking that.

915
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: So you're lying. You're not like making you're just lying.

916
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 2: But no, I was psychologically preparing.

917
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: Well, you're lying and you're kind of being manipulative because

918
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: you're saying it to me, Like I bailed on you

919
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: and I like got rid of all this prep work,

920
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: but you didn't do any prep work. Also, Drew never

921
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: mentioned that he was going to smoke until the day

922
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: of randomly, and oh might I add Drew is obsessed

923
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: with male validation. Yeah, you heard it here first, because

924
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: I didn't hear a word of Drew smoking until he

925
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: was talking to someone he has feelings for or like

926
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: has a little crush on or whatever that's on my business.

927
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, mister hotshot is going to

928
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: smoke weed, and he's like gonna smoke weed. He is

929
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,919
Speaker 1: not gonna smoke weed.

930
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: Bro Oh, No, I really was, I really really was.

931
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: He was just gonna waste my weed because he's get

932
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 1: scared as fuck. He was gonna hit my fucking weed.

933
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: No, I remember telling you like weeks ago that I

934
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 2: was gonna smoke weed with you. I'm not even kidding.

935
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll believe you, but you also say that

936
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: a lot.

937
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 2: Did you know Skittles dropped their own version of free Stride.

938
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 2: It's Skittles brand. They're selling it now. Really you can

939
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 2: buy them at gas stations, Crunchy very embers.

940
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 3: Well I would. I would always wonder when I saw

941
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 3: them at gas stations, like how that isn't a copyright issue?

942
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 2: It probably is.

943
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 3: I feel like there's no rules anymore. You can just

944
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 3: sell whatever you want.

945
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: I mean, there literally are no rules anymore. No, they

946
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: just announced it.

947
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: Yesh, who gives a fuck? Like what weren't they good?

948
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: I never had them? I kind of like, I loved it,

949
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: but they were. It was good for like three bites,

950
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 2: and then like got old very quickly.

951
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: Skittles just kind of fell off for me a long

952
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: long time ago, Like skittles were just like they don't work,

953
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: but like I would, I would suck the fuck out

954
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: of a sour skittle, like, don't let me around some sours.

955
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 2: They fell off for me too, And then even in adulthood,

956
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 2: I still love candy. I eat the fuck out of candy,

957
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 2: but I will not go near a fucking skittle ever again.

958
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: In my goddamn life. And it's literally because like all

959
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 2: of the ingredients in them that are like banned in

960
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 2: every other country. And I don't do that with any

961
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 2: fucking food ever. But for some reason, skittle stuck in

962
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 2: my brain. And that's a lot coming from me. I'm

963
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: a garbage disposal.

964
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: That's just not what's really gonna stream me from meaning

965
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: something like we know.

966
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 2: And he is an eater. Drew sigh Up, I.

967
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: Really have to pee. I think I'm gonna get a uti.

968
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 2: Is ash cheeks one word?

969
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 1: Well, no, I can't.

970
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 2: Is ash cheeks one word? Or sure? Is ash cheeks

971
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 2: one word? Or should I spread them a heart? Fuck

972
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 2: you block someone? Then all of a sudden, Juicy too one, two, three,

973
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 2: four starts viewing your story.

974
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 3: That's really good.

975
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: I will say one thing I will like always stand by.

976
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if I have no business

977
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: watching your story. I will watch anyone's story at any

978
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: point from my man account, Like I'm like what like

979
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: I it's like taking a walk in the park. If

980
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,919
Speaker 1: you're there, I'm gonna see you at the park.

981
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: And also the joy of seeing, like the the the

982
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 2: quality of life. I don't I don't even know how

983
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 2: to describe it.

984
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm a random person seeing your story, like I'm giving

985
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: you something. I'm getting something.

986
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: It's like no, like literally like seeing someone that shouldn't

987
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 2: be viewing your story. Viewing your story gives you this

988
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 2: like rush in this feeling, and like you get to

989
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 2: gossip and talk about it and it gives them like

990
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 2: it gives you like life in a way.

991
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 3: It feels like people Jimmy Newtron went into the Fairly

992
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 3: Odd Parents universe. Yeah, that's what it feels like.

993
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: I'm also just prob like if you're brave enough to

994
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 1: be at the point, because most of my like snooping

995
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: around on Instagram is genuinely out of pure curiosity and boredom.

996
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 1: Like I just don't care. And I think that's why

997
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: I don't care, because I'm like, I'm not up to

998
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: some deedious fucking act where I'm like I shouldn't be here.

999
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what what's the worst? Like I don't

1000
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: follow this person, They're gonna be like, why did she

1001
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: watch my story? Cause I don't. I don't know. I

1002
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 1: don't know how I ended up here. Most of the time,

1003
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: I'm just on my phone and I just like let

1004
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: my mind explore and I actually I let my body

1005
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: explore my phone and my mind goes somewhere else. For

1006
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: the most part, it's like a very It's a disconnected

1007
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: form of entertainment. Okay, I'm gonna start saying.

1008
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 2: Media, my media of the week Media. I love Butterfly

1009
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 2: by Marina, I love What is It? Can Topia by

1010
00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 2: Marina Contessa, Cantonics Contizmo, Butterfly, and Cupid's Girl. Those are

1011
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: my three medias. I really really really like those songs,

1012
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: and I very rarely like like modern day pop, but

1013
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 2: like those hit for me for some reason.

1014
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: They are really good because it's also just feels reminiscent

1015
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: of her older stuff, but it feels nostalgia, like it's

1016
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: nostalgic without feeling like she's trying to date back and.

1017
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: Like fresh nostalgia.

1018
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: Mm, well mine are Oh my god, my phone is

1019
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: on one percent and I like, never remember anything. Fuck,

1020
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: I don't bad Idea, Raven Lenney do it, Nellie Fertado,

1021
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: Damn you Prince.

1022
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 2: You were listening to the same four songs over.

1023
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: Rich, josh Rick Ross, headphones On, Addison Ray, I know jay.

1024
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: Z headphones On is really good. Kay agrees to.

1025
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 3: The lyrics were some of the best lyrics I've like.

1026
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 3: I feel like, usually when I listen to music, I

1027
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 3: don't listen to the lyrics, but yesterday I was listening

1028
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 3: to it and I was like, this is really fucking.

1029
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,280
Speaker 2: And that damn music video too.

1030
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so good.

1031
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 2: Also, what's her song diet PEPSI having three hundred and

1032
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 2: fifty million streams?

1033
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 3: Is it really?

1034
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 2: Yes? Is that not so insane? I know, I was like, gay,

1035
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I just deserving. I love Addison, but like

1036
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 2: that just that's a big number. Yeah, that's that's a

1037
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 2: really impressive nut.

1038
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 3: It's nearing your body count, but continue.

1039
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: It's not even like you're fucking disgusting.

1040
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 3: More than three hundred and fifty million. Yes, more than

1041
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 3: the population of the United States and.

1042
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: No, and in music that number is fucking phenomenal. But

1043
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: compared to Drew's body count, doesn't.

1044
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 3: Even come close, come close at all.

1045
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, the rehearsal Nathan Fielder is really cool. I

1046
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 2: still haven't finished White Lotus. I still have two episodes left.

1047
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 2: I'll probably forever I have two episodes left. Just like Succession,

1048
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 2: the season of White Lotus, like is really polarizing. I

1049
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 2: don't know if I like it or like, I'll have

1050
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 2: to finish it before I decide.

1051
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: But I can't lie. I'm starting the third season without

1052
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: finishing the first or second one.

1053
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: I didn't watch the second one.

1054
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: But I really like it. There are some parts I

1055
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: don't really understand, but like, I kind of yeah, because

1056
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: I think the writing is like really interesting and funny.

1057
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I also love the girl with the gap tooth.

1058
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,439
Speaker 2: She is a star, Like, I can't wait for her.

1059
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: Guys she's with.

1060
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's having his moment too. In real life

1061
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 2: he does have that energy. But Okay, thank you guys

1062
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 2: so much for watching this episode. Oh we didn't even

1063
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 2: introduce this episode. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in

1064
00:52:44,239 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 2: the com Goodbye,