WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Dodgers & Real Life Superheroes 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:02.280 Kabooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.240 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.520 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.640 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:23.520 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:30.680 with Ben Mallard starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:35.320 In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.839 Mahler and Danny g Radio and a Happy Saturday to you, 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:43.800 the twenty sixth day of the month of October, and 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.960 Danny the toyers are now. 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:48.519 This is not one not. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:58.000 To three winds away, three winds away Danny from winning 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:02.360 another champion ship is game one in the books against 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.520 those evil New York Yankees. Last night at the Ravine, 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:10.840 the scenario you dream about. Freddy is living first pitch swinging. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:29.000 High fly ball Dude, Freddie Friedman channeling is inner Kirk Gibson. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.240 Oh, walk up, home run hid Dame. 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:33.560 One of the World. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:37.560 Series, Dude, What a way to start the World Series. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.679 And Ben, we will not get robbed of a parade 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.800 this time in Los Angeles. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:44.880 No, we will not. Although I think last night there 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:45.760 was a parade. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.880 It was a slow moving parade by ways and byeways. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:59.320 Bananas and the Dodgers are now one went into the 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.160 World Series. We'll see what happens later today with game 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:07.440 number two of the Fall Classic Boo. Now, speaking of 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:12.040 the Dodgers, though, I got to address this, Danny. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:13.560 I know you didn't go to Game one. You were 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:18.200 working and you had your responsibilities. The microphone throttler. This 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:23.119 is the most expensive World Series on the secondary market 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.560 of all time? Does it really have to be that way? 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:33.080 Is it really necessary to have the minimum. 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.400 Get in price at this World Series? I think they 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.840 say it was over one thousand dollars. I think overall, 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:39.880 when you can bind. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:43.600 The really really wealthy and the cheapest seat in the 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:47.679 upper deck, it's it's like seventeen hundred dollars or something 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:50.160 like that, it's gonna be outrageous at Yankee Stadium. Also, 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.640 so what happened? Did I'm old enough and you're around 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.639 my age, Danny. Remember when we were younger, people would 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:00.000 line up to try to buy tickets to the playoffs, 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:05.320 and you'd get them at like a normal rate. 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:09.160 There was a great thread Ben on threads that you 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.720 would have loved just to show you how out of 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:15.760 touch some, especially women. And I'm not trying to be sexist, 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.760 but think of a younger. She looked like she was 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.919 in her twenties, and she looked like maybe guys take 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:25.160 her to dinner a lot. But she wrote a thread 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:29.240 saying where can I please buy a Dodgers World Series 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:33.760 ticket for seventy five dollars? And in parentheses she wrote 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:39.360 good seats. And she was not being ironic, She wasn't 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:43.320 being sarcastic. She was dead serious because the first comment 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:47.520 or underneath her threads said, are you effing serious? It 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.920 costs one hundred and fifty dollars to get into the 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.880 damn parking lot to park. And then she replied to 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:57.360 a couple people, I had no idea. You had no idea. 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.840 You really think you can get into an LA event, 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:03.880 let alone a world series? And I looked it up, Ben, 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:08.160 the price for a nineteen eighty eight ticket for Dodger 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.240 Stadium for the World Series just to get in? Then 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:12.960 what's fifty bucks? 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:13.960 Eight bucks? All right? 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:15.680 I was gonna say, I was going to say, actually. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.359 That, but still, yeah, let's do now, you want to 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:20.000 do the inflation. 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.839 I love the inflation calculator. You want to do the 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:22.880 inflation calculator. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:27.039 Yeah, yeah, I'm dying to hear what it should be. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.600 This is kind of like how we've done this for Disneyland. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:32.680 Let me punch this in here, hit this button here. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:33.960 So the year. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:36.960 You go back in the hot tup time machine to 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:42.560 nineteen eighty eighty, you're nineteen eighty eight. Let's see the 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.080 Dodgers won the World Series. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.640 Yeah, you had the Bulldog oral herscheizer on the mound. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.600 You said fifty dollars for a World Series ticket? 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.200 Yep, the same. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:05:00.120 And let's calculate it. So a world same item today, 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:04.120 a World Series ticket at face value should cost one 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:07.240 hundred and thirty three dollars and twenty six cents. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:12.240 Say what what the f Yeah? 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.880 You can't Wow, do not even look at Dodger Stadium. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.799 You cannot even look at Dodger Stadium for one hundred 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.400 and thirty three dollars. I think the taxes when you 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.360 when you break down the taxes, Danny on these tickets 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:26.479 for a thousand. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:28.600 I looked. I was like, well, you know, maybe if 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:30.360 I can get a cheap ticket, you know, I don't. 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.800 I don't have media access anymore because I'm not from Japan, 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.720 I know, cover Otani, and so the Dodgers don't really 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.840 want me out there. So I was like, maybe I'll 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:41.320 buy some tings na NA the very top the worst 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:44.279 seats in Dodger Stadium where you have a better view 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.600 of the Mountain Range than anything in the. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.159 Ballpark upper deck, near the foul pole and near the 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:55.120 parle gates. A thousand dollars and some change. And that 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.080 was as of Monday. I think it's gone up. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:57.760 You know, who knows. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.560 We'll see it's game two tonight. They've played one games, 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:05.159 so you know, obviously we'll see if that changes. But 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:09.280 it's just just nuts man, just absolutely, and I get it. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:09.880 I understand. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.520 You've got the very wealthy in LA who have made 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.039 their money, a lot of them in entertainment, other people 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.600 because of social media stuff. And then in New York 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.960 you've got a lot of investment people, financial people, Wall 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:26.040 Street people that are ridiculously wealthy that have f you 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:30.160 money and they're like, either they want to go because 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.320 they actually like the Yankees, and then the people in 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.200 LA like the Dodgers or as you know, Danny a 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.839 lot of these freaking events. It's just a place to 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:39.640 be seen. You got to be out there, you got 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.839 to hang out, you got to mingle, even though you're 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.520 not you're not really a Yankee or Dodger fan. We're 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.600 gonna we saw this last night, and I think we're 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.120 going to see a ton of this, especially in New 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.240 York where the people behind home plate that are wearing 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:52.839 the hats with the tags on them. 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:53.880 You know what I'm talking about. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:59.400 Yeah, like they gift shop and bought a bunch of merch. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:01.680 Now, Ben, you're gonna love this. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.599 It's something we talked about Friday afternoon on the Covino 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:08.240 and Rich Show. From Craigslist, I just texted it to you. 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:12.880 Wow, I will marry you and get you citizenship for 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:13.520 Dodger too. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.960 This guy posted a picture of himself and it looks 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.880 like his son. But I guess he's divorced or never 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:23.760 got married because he is single, and he's offering to 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:27.400 marry a woman to get her her citizenship in exchange 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:29.720 for World Series seats. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:36.080 Wow, No, isn't that illegal? I think I don't. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:36.640 I don't know. 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:41.160 On the black market, that's fifteen thousand dollars or maybe 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:45.240 even more nowadays. Right if you get somebody their citizenship. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.000 So this guy's that horny to go to the World 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.280 Series that he will marry some random stranger and they 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:52.720 have don't they have to stay married for like ten 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:53.800 years or something like that. 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:54.960 I don't. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.000 I don't know what the length is. I think it 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:01.320 depends which state you're married in. That or that's gotta 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:01.600 be fake. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.800 No, that's real. That post I sent you is real, So. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.280 I should text I should text this guy right now say. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.239 Yeah, his phone number is on that Wow. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.680 It says I'm thirty one years old Dodger fan that 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:16.280 is looking for good World Series tickets. I offer getting 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.880 married to you and getting you citizenship. You don't have 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:23.600 to worry about Trump anymore. Wow, get married for Dodger 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.960 tickets and think of the future you will have getting 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.040 closer to the American dream. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:29.760 Wow. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.480 Yeah, So there it is. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:38.040 The second picture is of me and groomsman text Chris 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:40.640 at seven one four blah blah blah. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:41.240 Wow. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.160 I mean a guy must not have any money. I mean, 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.160 that's one way to do it. That is how many? 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.960 How many women are looking for husbands on Craigslist and 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:52.679 this is where. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:57.200 They're Yeah, women who have an extra World Series ticket. 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:01.840 Yeah, exactly. Well, I guess it is cheaper, you know, 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.280 if you spend four grand on tickets as opposed to 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.400 what you say, ten grand for citizenship or something like that. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:07.920 Yeah. 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.800 What I've heard in the past is that there are 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:14.640 people from other countries who may or may not pay 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:21.120 you quietly twenty thousand dollars to obtain their citizenship. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:25.280 Yeah, that's we missed out, Danny. We got we got married. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.080 We didn't do this. I mean that's that's a money maker. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.720 Yeah, Instead it cost us ten to twenty thousand dollars 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:32.720 to kick me marry. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.880 We could have pulled this off multiple times, to be 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.000 like Larry King, the old Larry King. How many times 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.160 was he married? Seven, eight, nine times, ten years? 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:41.680 I'll get know. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.280 The twenty thousand dollars. You invest that money and then 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.240 boom man. All right, well that that. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:48.240 Is what a world? 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:49.000 What a world? 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:54.240 So I have out of bullets, Clark Kent chuckles. So 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.280 I want to go back to the Friday Show. I 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.360 should have mentioned this yesterday, but I was talking about 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:01.880 my voice being shredded the other d and all that. 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:06.760 So the Friday show was interesting. The radio show, I 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:07.560 was on fumes. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.880 You know, normal routine, not quite as normal because I 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:15.080 took off Wednesday into Thursday because of my vocal issues, 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.840 and so I was on FUMES. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:20.240 I was doing the TV show, prepping for that and 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.040 all that, and then I came home, got ready for 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:26.600 the radio show. And I told a similar story a 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:29.520 couple weeks ago, but I was so bedraggled. I was bedraggled, 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:34.320 Benny that I clicked the thing you shouldn't have clicked 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:34.800 at the time. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:35.840 You shouldn't have clicked it. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:40.600 After spending a fair amount of my day getting ready 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.800 for the radio show, I what I do is I 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:47.160 put together bullet points things I think are important that 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:53.280 i'll i'll throw together in a monologue. And I spend 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.720 decent amount of time doing this get ready for the show. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.280 Because if you're going to listen, it's your time. Is 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.920 the most important thing you have, it's the most valuable 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.280 thing you have, and if you're going to spend your 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:05.640 time listening to the show, I feel like I need 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.160 to put my time in. So I put these bullet 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:12.439 points together and roughly, yet again, about thirty seconds before 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.319 it's my time to talk. I hear Monsey's she was 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:20.280 in for Eddie. Eddie was on assignment watching the Kings 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.920 play the Sharks, so he just. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.040 Took the night off. How about shut up. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:27.840 So it's like thirty seconds before the top of they 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.440 are in. Lorrain is in my headphone. She's like, all right, 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:35.680 your MIC's son, green light go, and I'm like, I 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.040 click on this thing to get my bullet points for 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:39.800 the monologue things you know, i'd put. 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:43.000 Together, and instead of green light, oh, it's red light stop. 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:47.880 And somehow I clicked the thing I shouldn't have clicked, 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:53.960 or I deleted something and that's it. No no bullets, 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.760 no bullet points, nothing. 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.200 No ingredients for the Baba good news. 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:02.560 Yeah. And uh. The thing that blows me away is 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:06.600 I just I did it and I thought it was 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.720 smooth enough. Nobody messaged me saying, hey, why does it 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:10.679 sound different or so? 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.800 Or I don't understand. I don't get it what's going on. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.520 I just like, in my head I tried. One of 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.280 the reason I do the bullplayers, I try to remember 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:21.320 I have them in front of me, but I try 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.040 to just let it rip, Danny, you know, I try 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:26.400 to let it rip and so, but nobody mentioned it, 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.040 which is either the fact that no one's listening, no 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.920 one's paying attention, or I was able to pull it off. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:33.600 I'm not sure which one that is, but even my 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.480 biggest supporters, not a single one of them reached out 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:37.720 to me. 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.360 It is like, hey, I something seemed a little off there. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.920 I was able to pull off the naked bootleg. That 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:47.360 was about the hour three Mallar monologue, which was about 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:50.839 Daniel Jones and the situation with the Giants. It was 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:51.920 about Derrick Henry. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.240 There was a story behind a paywall on the Athletic 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.520 where some NFL executives like, well, now we're gonna we 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:02.000 should probably pay running back and be prisoner of a moment. 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.400 But that was the That was the hour. So hour three. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:10.080 I have to make sure that doesn't happen. This has 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.080 now happened twice in like the last two months. This 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:17.240 has happened. So it's I always feel like Danny, like, 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:18.760 why am I wasting my if I'm just going to 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.800 delete this stuff. I mean, there's a lot of guys 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.719 just show up and don't do any prep Like I 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:25.679 could do that, my life would be a lot easier. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:29.240 I'd have a lot more time, a lot more me 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.000 time if I did that, but I actually prepare it, 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:33.400 I was like, and then then you know, every once 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:34.520 in a while, this crap happens. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:35.960 Sucks. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.160 The famous story about jay Z is that he's in 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.120 the studio. He's listening to the beat that back in 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.040 the day Kanye West or somebody else was playing for him, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.160 and he just wanted to write to it right away 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.840 because he liked it so much. But he wouldn't take 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.200 out a pen and pad. He would just come up 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.160 with the lyrics in his head and keep going over 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.880 it in his head. And then he walked straight into 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:03.760 the booth and lay down the verse from writing the 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.920 lyrics inside his head. So it sounds like you're pulling 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:07.560 a jay Z. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:11.800 Well, very similar. When you think of me and jay Z, 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:16.359 we have a lot in common other than our backgrounds, 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.360 our finances and everything. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.360 Your wife was a member of Destiny's Child when they 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:25.400 first came out, though, so you have that in common. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:32.680 According to Wikipedia, believe my favorite improv story, my favorite 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.400 improv story of all time is for my childhood, what 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.840 I was taught in school was one of the ten 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:42.840 greatest speeches in American history. Martin Luther King the I 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:48.240 Have a Dream speech, which was ad libbed and this 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:53.600 famous speech in the whole deal. He just did it 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.520 on the fly. He did improv. He had the speech 0:14:56.560 --> 0:15:00.760 written out. And the famous story is he gave a 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:05.000 copy of the speech to this this kid that was 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.920 working security in Washington, d C. Who happened to end 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:12.960 up becoming a famous college basketball coach, George Raveling. I 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.040 believe he's a guy's name, and gave him the speech, 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.800 and but he didn't actually read the speech. 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:19.920 It did. 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:26.160 The actual speech that Martin Luther King had the dream 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.680 speech did not contain the passage that started with I 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.960 have a Dream, but he had lived. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.760 It and it's the you know, one of the great 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:34.760 speeches of all time. 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.920 So yeah, he just felt it kind of like anything 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:39.840 as possible. 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:46.880 My Daniel Jones monologue will not be anywhere else to. 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.280 Any of these things, but you know, why not for 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:52.360 five minutes on a podcast What the hell? 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:52.960 Danny right? 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:54.160 Walking out of the park? 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:54.480 Right. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:59.120 I transformed myself kind of like Clark Kate. I was 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.680 very similar to Clark Kent, where I was able to 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:05.440 transform into a different human being if you. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.200 Will, Yeah, if you're one of our younger listeners, and 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.960 you don't know who Clark Kent is. That is the 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.680 guy in the suit who works for the what was 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:19.560 it the Daily Bugle newspaper, Daily Planet or Daily Bugle? Oh, 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.960 there you go, Daily Plant. Who worked at the Bugle. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.880 Maybe that's Spider Man, but at the Daily Planet, it 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.560 was Clark Kent, and we loved it, even as kids 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.080 were like, are you f and kiddy? 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:30.320 Mean? 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:33.440 Man, he just puts glasses on, and that's a disguise. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:38.200 Glasses are his disguise. Because he took his glasses off 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:42.080 put this costume on with a cape, Suddenly nobody could 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:43.560 tell anymore that it was Clark Kent. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.520 Yeah, so that's it. Just a foam booth. 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:49.000 And I'm glad you brought up phone booth because that's 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:52.800 where this is going. So Los Angeles made a lot 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.920 of news over the past couple of days because of 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.240 the traffic situation surrounding the World Series, the Lakers at 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:05.800 Crypto USC at the Coliseum, a couple of big high 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:08.159 school games, and then a concert. 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.359 We have so many venues here in Los Angeles. 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:13.120 There is one at the Into It Dome, the Great 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:13.960 Into It Dome. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:18.080 So this is the first concert in season with the Clippers. Yes, 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:23.560 all the news people in Los Angeles were dancing with 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:27.679 this news you know, doing the doing the centipede across 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:31.120 the newsroom floor like, yeah, traffic, kel, this is. 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:32.280 Going to be fun to report. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:36.000 Anytime there's any sort of disaster in LA, they're all 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.000 over it with big smiles. 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.000 Big smiles, and they get the helicopter up and it 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:43.120 always goes viral. That video of the four oh five 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.520 freeway where half, yes half of it's read that's that 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.320 is every time there's every time we get that, which 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.760 is pretty much every other week in LA, that thing 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:53.760 goes viral. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:57.040 People love that. They get round round. 0:17:57.720 --> 0:17:58.680 Covino and Rich. 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:01.879 As you know, I always say two to four on 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:05.280 the West side, five to seven pm and beautiful fill 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.399 in the blank, East Coast city and state. The show 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:11.960 here in La ends at four pm. I always have 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:15.239 a dilemma because I have at least sixty, if not 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:19.199 ninety minutes of post production work to do. Do you 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.040 think traffic is better at five pm on my way 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.359 home or at six pm? 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:29.040 I would say six, six pm, because. 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:30.119 I think a lot of people depends on well, it 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:33.520 depends on what day, because like Friday, you know, people 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:34.920 leave early on Friday. 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:37.159 I'm not I don't. 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:38.520 See I'm with you. 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:41.760 I always just assumed, you know, it's better if I 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:45.760 just stay here in the production studio and wait it out. 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:50.000 Because of the initial rush at five pm, but because 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:54.840 there are so many money chasers and demanding bosses inside 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:58.720 the city limits of Los Angeles, California, the traffic is 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:02.399 actually better at five because people aren't all out on 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:05.760 the road yet they're trying to get there. At six pm, 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:09.640 they're all there. So lately, what I've been doing, man, 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.879 I've been pulling this trick where I park the audio 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:17.040 for the Covino and Rich podcast. I get in front 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.679 of the traffic as much as I can, and at 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:23.360 a halfway point home, I stop at a Starbucks, use 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:26.280 their Wi Fi on my laptop, and then post the 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:30.160 descriptions for that parked audio, kind of like splitting up 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:34.080 my podcast duties so that I can beat the traffic. 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:35.960 Okay, that's smart. 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:39.320 Yeah, yeah, there's only one problem with this. I've been 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:43.040 doing this out of Starbucks in Calabasas, the famous home 0:19:43.119 --> 0:19:45.960 of the Kardashians Enslave. 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:47.160 Is that what they call it enslave. 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:49.480 Yeah, what'd you call it? 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:52.880 The well, it's like they have their own kabul or whatever. 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:54.040 I mean, they have their own I don't know what 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:55.000 you'd call it the village. 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:55.840 You say cabooths. 0:19:56.160 --> 0:20:00.920 I don't know. They have definitely that is the actually before. 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:01.920 I don't want to get carried away. 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:05.840 But I had this debate with my my wife, and 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:10.399 you're you're perfect answer. So I we were talking about 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:13.720 like women's you know, the reception of sexuality and what's 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:18.520 what's hot or whatever? And in style is the booty, right, 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:20.720 the big booty is the in style these days. 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:25.000 And so my wife's like, well, that's Jlo. Jlo's the 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:28.000 one that started. I said, no, Kim Kardashian. She started, 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:31.439 So where do you fall in? You're going to continue 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:31.760 to start. 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:33.680 I just this popped in my head and I just 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:34.879 want to get it out before I forget. 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:39.520 So is it Jlo or is it Kim Kardashian? The 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:44.520 modern obsession with the boutet in America. 0:20:45.960 --> 0:20:49.119 I think of the Kim Kardashian craze. When you say. 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:52.359 That's what I told my she said though it was Jlo. 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:56.679