1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: Kabooms. 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 8 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 2: with Ben Mallard starts right now. 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 3: In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 10 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 3: Mahler and Danny g Radio and a Happy Saturday to you, 11 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 3: the twenty sixth day of the month of October, and 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 3: Danny the toyers are now. 13 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 4: This is not one not. 14 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: To three winds away, three winds away Danny from winning 15 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: another champion ship is game one in the books against 16 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: those evil New York Yankees. Last night at the Ravine, 17 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: the scenario you dream about. Freddy is living first pitch swinging. 18 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 5: High fly ball Dude, Freddie Friedman channeling is inner Kirk Gibson. 19 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: Oh, walk up, home run hid Dame. 20 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 5: One of the World. 21 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 6: Series, Dude, What a way to start the World Series. 22 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 6: And Ben, we will not get robbed of a parade 23 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 6: this time in Los Angeles. 24 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: No, we will not. Although I think last night there 25 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: was a parade. 26 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 7: It was a slow moving parade by ways and byeways. 27 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 7: Bananas and the Dodgers are now one went into the 28 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 7: World Series. We'll see what happens later today with game 29 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 7: number two of the Fall Classic Boo. Now, speaking of 30 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 7: the Dodgers, though, I got to address this, Danny. 31 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: I know you didn't go to Game one. You were 32 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: working and you had your responsibilities. The microphone throttler. This 33 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:23,119 Speaker 1: is the most expensive World Series on the secondary market 34 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: of all time? Does it really have to be that way? 35 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 1: Is it really necessary to have the minimum. 36 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 7: Get in price at this World Series? I think they 37 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 7: say it was over one thousand dollars. I think overall, 38 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 7: when you can bind. 39 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: The really really wealthy and the cheapest seat in the 40 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,679 Speaker 1: upper deck, it's it's like seventeen hundred dollars or something 41 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: like that, it's gonna be outrageous at Yankee Stadium. Also, 42 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: so what happened? Did I'm old enough and you're around 43 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: my age, Danny. Remember when we were younger, people would 44 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: line up to try to buy tickets to the playoffs, 45 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: and you'd get them at like a normal rate. 46 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 6: There was a great thread Ben on threads that you 47 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 6: would have loved just to show you how out of 48 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 6: touch some, especially women. And I'm not trying to be sexist, 49 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 6: but think of a younger. She looked like she was 50 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 6: in her twenties, and she looked like maybe guys take 51 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 6: her to dinner a lot. But she wrote a thread 52 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 6: saying where can I please buy a Dodgers World Series 53 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 6: ticket for seventy five dollars? And in parentheses she wrote 54 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 6: good seats. And she was not being ironic, She wasn't 55 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 6: being sarcastic. She was dead serious because the first comment 56 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 6: or underneath her threads said, are you effing serious? It 57 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 6: costs one hundred and fifty dollars to get into the 58 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 6: damn parking lot to park. And then she replied to 59 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 6: a couple people, I had no idea. You had no idea. 60 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 6: You really think you can get into an LA event, 61 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 6: let alone a world series? And I looked it up, Ben, 62 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 6: the price for a nineteen eighty eight ticket for Dodger 63 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 6: Stadium for the World Series just to get in? Then 64 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 6: what's fifty bucks? 65 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 4: Eight bucks? All right? 66 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I was going to say, actually. 67 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,359 Speaker 7: That, but still, yeah, let's do now, you want to 68 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 7: do the inflation. 69 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: I love the inflation calculator. You want to do the 70 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: inflation calculator. 71 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm dying to hear what it should be. 72 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 6: This is kind of like how we've done this for Disneyland. 73 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 6: Let me punch this in here, hit this button here. 74 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 4: So the year. 75 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 7: You go back in the hot tup time machine to 76 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 7: nineteen eighty eighty, you're nineteen eighty eight. Let's see the 77 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 7: Dodgers won the World Series. 78 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 6: Yeah, you had the Bulldog oral herscheizer on the mound. 79 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 1: You said fifty dollars for a World Series ticket? 80 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 4: Yep, the same. 81 00:04:54,040 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 7: And let's calculate it. So a world same item today, 82 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 7: a World Series ticket at face value should cost one 83 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 7: hundred and thirty three dollars and twenty six cents. 84 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: Say what what the f Yeah? 85 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 7: You can't Wow, do not even look at Dodger Stadium. 86 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,799 Speaker 7: You cannot even look at Dodger Stadium for one hundred 87 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 7: and thirty three dollars. I think the taxes when you 88 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 7: when you break down the taxes, Danny on these tickets 89 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,479 Speaker 7: for a thousand. 90 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,600 Speaker 1: I looked. I was like, well, you know, maybe if 91 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 1: I can get a cheap ticket, you know, I don't. 92 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 1: I don't have media access anymore because I'm not from Japan, 93 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 1: I know, cover Otani, and so the Dodgers don't really 94 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: want me out there. So I was like, maybe I'll 95 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: buy some tings na NA the very top the worst 96 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 1: seats in Dodger Stadium where you have a better view 97 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 1: of the Mountain Range than anything in the. 98 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 7: Ballpark upper deck, near the foul pole and near the 99 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 7: parle gates. A thousand dollars and some change. And that 100 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 7: was as of Monday. I think it's gone up. 101 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: You know, who knows. 102 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 7: We'll see it's game two tonight. They've played one games, 103 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:05,159 Speaker 7: so you know, obviously we'll see if that changes. But 104 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 7: it's just just nuts man, just absolutely, and I get it. 105 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: I understand. 106 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 7: You've got the very wealthy in LA who have made 107 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,039 Speaker 7: their money, a lot of them in entertainment, other people 108 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 7: because of social media stuff. And then in New York 109 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 7: you've got a lot of investment people, financial people, Wall 110 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 7: Street people that are ridiculously wealthy that have f you 111 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,160 Speaker 7: money and they're like, either they want to go because 112 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 7: they actually like the Yankees, and then the people in 113 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 7: LA like the Dodgers or as you know, Danny a 114 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 7: lot of these freaking events. It's just a place to 115 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 7: be seen. You got to be out there, you got 116 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,839 Speaker 7: to hang out, you got to mingle, even though you're 117 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 7: not you're not really a Yankee or Dodger fan. We're 118 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 7: gonna we saw this last night, and I think we're 119 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 7: going to see a ton of this, especially in New 120 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 7: York where the people behind home plate that are wearing 121 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 7: the hats with the tags on them. 122 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about. 123 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 7: Yeah, like they gift shop and bought a bunch of merch. 124 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 4: Now, Ben, you're gonna love this. 125 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 6: It's something we talked about Friday afternoon on the Covino 126 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 6: and Rich Show. From Craigslist, I just texted it to you. 127 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: Wow, I will marry you and get you citizenship for 128 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: Dodger too. 129 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 6: This guy posted a picture of himself and it looks 130 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 6: like his son. But I guess he's divorced or never 131 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 6: got married because he is single, and he's offering to 132 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 6: marry a woman to get her her citizenship in exchange 133 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 6: for World Series seats. 134 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: Wow, No, isn't that illegal? I think I don't. 135 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 4: I don't know. 136 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 6: On the black market, that's fifteen thousand dollars or maybe 137 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 6: even more nowadays. Right if you get somebody their citizenship. 138 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 1: So this guy's that horny to go to the World 139 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: Series that he will marry some random stranger and they 140 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: have don't they have to stay married for like ten 141 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: years or something like that. 142 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 4: I don't. 143 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 6: I don't know what the length is. I think it 144 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 6: depends which state you're married in. That or that's gotta 145 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 6: be fake. 146 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 4: No, that's real. That post I sent you is real, So. 147 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: I should text I should text this guy right now say. 148 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,239 Speaker 4: Yeah, his phone number is on that Wow. 149 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 7: It says I'm thirty one years old Dodger fan that 150 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 7: is looking for good World Series tickets. I offer getting 151 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 7: married to you and getting you citizenship. You don't have 152 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 7: to worry about Trump anymore. Wow, get married for Dodger 153 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 7: tickets and think of the future you will have getting 154 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 7: closer to the American dream. 155 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 4: Wow. 156 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, So there it is. 157 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 6: The second picture is of me and groomsman text Chris 158 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 6: at seven one four blah blah blah. 159 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: Wow. 160 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 7: I mean a guy must not have any money. I mean, 161 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 7: that's one way to do it. That is how many? 162 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 1: How many women are looking for husbands on Craigslist and 163 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:52,679 Speaker 1: this is where. 164 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 6: They're Yeah, women who have an extra World Series ticket. 165 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. Well, I guess it is cheaper, you know, 166 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,280 Speaker 7: if you spend four grand on tickets as opposed to 167 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 7: what you say, ten grand for citizenship or something like that. 168 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 4: Yeah. 169 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 6: What I've heard in the past is that there are 170 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 6: people from other countries who may or may not pay 171 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 6: you quietly twenty thousand dollars to obtain their citizenship. 172 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's we missed out, Danny. We got we got married. 173 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,080 Speaker 1: We didn't do this. I mean that's that's a money maker. 174 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, Instead it cost us ten to twenty thousand dollars 175 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 4: to kick me marry. 176 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: We could have pulled this off multiple times, to be 177 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: like Larry King, the old Larry King. How many times 178 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: was he married? Seven, eight, nine times, ten years? 179 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 4: I'll get know. 180 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 7: The twenty thousand dollars. You invest that money and then 181 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 7: boom man. All right, well that that. 182 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 4: Is what a world? 183 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: What a world? 184 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 7: So I have out of bullets, Clark Kent chuckles. So 185 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 7: I want to go back to the Friday Show. I 186 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 7: should have mentioned this yesterday, but I was talking about 187 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 7: my voice being shredded the other d and all that. 188 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:06,760 Speaker 7: So the Friday show was interesting. The radio show, I 189 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 7: was on fumes. 190 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 1: You know, normal routine, not quite as normal because I 191 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 1: took off Wednesday into Thursday because of my vocal issues, 192 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,840 Speaker 1: and so I was on FUMES. 193 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 7: I was doing the TV show, prepping for that and 194 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,040 Speaker 7: all that, and then I came home, got ready for 195 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 7: the radio show. And I told a similar story a 196 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 7: couple weeks ago, but I was so bedraggled. I was bedraggled, 197 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 7: Benny that I clicked the thing you shouldn't have clicked 198 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 7: at the time. 199 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 1: You shouldn't have clicked it. 200 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,600 Speaker 7: After spending a fair amount of my day getting ready 201 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 7: for the radio show, I what I do is I 202 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 7: put together bullet points things I think are important that 203 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 7: i'll i'll throw together in a monologue. And I spend 204 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,720 Speaker 7: decent amount of time doing this get ready for the show. 205 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 7: Because if you're going to listen, it's your time. Is 206 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 7: the most important thing you have, it's the most valuable 207 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 7: thing you have, and if you're going to spend your 208 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 7: time listening to the show, I feel like I need 209 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 7: to put my time in. So I put these bullet 210 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:12,439 Speaker 7: points together and roughly, yet again, about thirty seconds before 211 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,319 Speaker 7: it's my time to talk. I hear Monsey's she was 212 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 7: in for Eddie. Eddie was on assignment watching the Kings 213 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 7: play the Sharks, so he just. 214 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,040 Speaker 1: Took the night off. How about shut up. 215 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,840 Speaker 7: So it's like thirty seconds before the top of they 216 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 7: are in. Lorrain is in my headphone. She's like, all right, 217 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 7: your MIC's son, green light go, and I'm like, I 218 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 7: click on this thing to get my bullet points for 219 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 7: the monologue things you know, i'd put. 220 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 1: Together, and instead of green light, oh, it's red light stop. 221 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 7: And somehow I clicked the thing I shouldn't have clicked, 222 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 7: or I deleted something and that's it. No no bullets, 223 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 7: no bullet points, nothing. 224 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 4: No ingredients for the Baba good news. 225 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. And uh. The thing that blows me away is 226 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 1: I just I did it and I thought it was 227 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 1: smooth enough. Nobody messaged me saying, hey, why does it 228 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,679 Speaker 1: sound different or so? 229 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 7: Or I don't understand. I don't get it what's going on. 230 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 7: I just like, in my head I tried. One of 231 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 7: the reason I do the bullplayers, I try to remember 232 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,320 Speaker 7: I have them in front of me, but I try 233 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 7: to just let it rip, Danny, you know, I try 234 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,400 Speaker 7: to let it rip and so, but nobody mentioned it, 235 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 7: which is either the fact that no one's listening, no 236 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 7: one's paying attention, or I was able to pull it off. 237 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 7: I'm not sure which one that is, but even my 238 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 7: biggest supporters, not a single one of them reached out 239 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 7: to me. 240 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: It is like, hey, I something seemed a little off there. 241 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,920 Speaker 1: I was able to pull off the naked bootleg. That 242 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: was about the hour three Mallar monologue, which was about 243 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,839 Speaker 1: Daniel Jones and the situation with the Giants. It was 244 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: about Derrick Henry. 245 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 7: There was a story behind a paywall on the Athletic 246 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 7: where some NFL executives like, well, now we're gonna we 247 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 7: should probably pay running back and be prisoner of a moment. 248 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: But that was the That was the hour. So hour three. 249 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 7: I have to make sure that doesn't happen. This has 250 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 7: now happened twice in like the last two months. This 251 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 7: has happened. So it's I always feel like Danny, like, 252 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 7: why am I wasting my if I'm just going to 253 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 7: delete this stuff. I mean, there's a lot of guys 254 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 7: just show up and don't do any prep Like I 255 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 7: could do that, my life would be a lot easier. 256 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,240 Speaker 7: I'd have a lot more time, a lot more me 257 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,000 Speaker 7: time if I did that, but I actually prepare it, 258 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 7: I was like, and then then you know, every once 259 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,520 Speaker 7: in a while, this crap happens. 260 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: Sucks. 261 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 6: The famous story about jay Z is that he's in 262 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 6: the studio. He's listening to the beat that back in 263 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 6: the day Kanye West or somebody else was playing for him, 264 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 6: and he just wanted to write to it right away 265 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,840 Speaker 6: because he liked it so much. But he wouldn't take 266 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,200 Speaker 6: out a pen and pad. He would just come up 267 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 6: with the lyrics in his head and keep going over 268 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 6: it in his head. And then he walked straight into 269 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 6: the booth and lay down the verse from writing the 270 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 6: lyrics inside his head. So it sounds like you're pulling 271 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,560 Speaker 6: a jay Z. 272 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,800 Speaker 1: Well, very similar. When you think of me and jay Z, 273 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,359 Speaker 1: we have a lot in common other than our backgrounds, 274 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: our finances and everything. 275 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,360 Speaker 6: Your wife was a member of Destiny's Child when they 276 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 6: first came out, though, so you have that in common. 277 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 7: According to Wikipedia, believe my favorite improv story, my favorite 278 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 7: improv story of all time is for my childhood, what 279 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,840 Speaker 7: I was taught in school was one of the ten 280 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 7: greatest speeches in American history. Martin Luther King the I 281 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:48,240 Speaker 7: Have a Dream speech, which was ad libbed and this 282 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 7: famous speech in the whole deal. He just did it 283 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 7: on the fly. He did improv. He had the speech 284 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 7: written out. And the famous story is he gave a 285 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:05,000 Speaker 7: copy of the speech to this this kid that was 286 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 7: working security in Washington, d C. Who happened to end 287 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 7: up becoming a famous college basketball coach, George Raveling. I 288 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 7: believe he's a guy's name, and gave him the speech, 289 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,800 Speaker 7: and but he didn't actually read the speech. 290 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 5: It did. 291 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:26,160 Speaker 7: The actual speech that Martin Luther King had the dream 292 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,680 Speaker 7: speech did not contain the passage that started with I 293 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 7: have a Dream, but he had lived. 294 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 1: It and it's the you know, one of the great 295 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: speeches of all time. 296 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 6: So yeah, he just felt it kind of like anything 297 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 6: as possible. 298 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,880 Speaker 1: My Daniel Jones monologue will not be anywhere else to. 299 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 7: Any of these things, but you know, why not for 300 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 7: five minutes on a podcast What the hell? 301 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: Danny right? 302 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 4: Walking out of the park? 303 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 3: Right. 304 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 7: I transformed myself kind of like Clark Kate. I was 305 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 7: very similar to Clark Kent, where I was able to 306 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 7: transform into a different human being if you. 307 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 6: Will, Yeah, if you're one of our younger listeners, and 308 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 6: you don't know who Clark Kent is. That is the 309 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 6: guy in the suit who works for the what was 310 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 6: it the Daily Bugle newspaper, Daily Planet or Daily Bugle? Oh, 311 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 6: there you go, Daily Plant. Who worked at the Bugle. 312 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 6: Maybe that's Spider Man, but at the Daily Planet, it 313 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 6: was Clark Kent, and we loved it, even as kids 314 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 6: were like, are you f and kiddy? 315 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 3: Mean? 316 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,440 Speaker 6: Man, he just puts glasses on, and that's a disguise. 317 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,200 Speaker 6: Glasses are his disguise. Because he took his glasses off 318 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 6: put this costume on with a cape, Suddenly nobody could 319 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 6: tell anymore that it was Clark Kent. 320 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's it. Just a foam booth. 321 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 6: And I'm glad you brought up phone booth because that's 322 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 6: where this is going. So Los Angeles made a lot 323 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 6: of news over the past couple of days because of 324 00:16:55,960 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 6: the traffic situation surrounding the World Series, the Lakers at 325 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 6: Crypto USC at the Coliseum, a couple of big high 326 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,159 Speaker 6: school games, and then a concert. 327 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,359 Speaker 4: We have so many venues here in Los Angeles. 328 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,120 Speaker 1: There is one at the Into It Dome, the Great 329 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 1: Into It Dome. 330 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 6: So this is the first concert in season with the Clippers. Yes, 331 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:23,560 Speaker 6: all the news people in Los Angeles were dancing with 332 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,679 Speaker 6: this news you know, doing the doing the centipede across 333 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,120 Speaker 6: the newsroom floor like, yeah, traffic, kel, this is. 334 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 4: Going to be fun to report. 335 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 6: Anytime there's any sort of disaster in LA, they're all 336 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 6: over it with big smiles. 337 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,000 Speaker 7: Big smiles, and they get the helicopter up and it 338 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,120 Speaker 7: always goes viral. That video of the four oh five 339 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,520 Speaker 7: freeway where half, yes half of it's read that's that 340 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 7: is every time there's every time we get that, which 341 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 7: is pretty much every other week in LA, that thing 342 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 7: goes viral. 343 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 1: People love that. They get round round. 344 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,680 Speaker 4: Covino and Rich. 345 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,879 Speaker 6: As you know, I always say two to four on 346 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 6: the West side, five to seven pm and beautiful fill 347 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:08,399 Speaker 6: in the blank, East Coast city and state. The show 348 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 6: here in La ends at four pm. I always have 349 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,239 Speaker 6: a dilemma because I have at least sixty, if not 350 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:19,199 Speaker 6: ninety minutes of post production work to do. Do you 351 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 6: think traffic is better at five pm on my way 352 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,359 Speaker 6: home or at six pm? 353 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 1: I would say six, six pm, because. 354 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 7: I think a lot of people depends on well, it 355 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 7: depends on what day, because like Friday, you know, people 356 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,920 Speaker 7: leave early on Friday. 357 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,159 Speaker 1: I'm not I don't. 358 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 4: See I'm with you. 359 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 6: I always just assumed, you know, it's better if I 360 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 6: just stay here in the production studio and wait it out. 361 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:50,000 Speaker 6: Because of the initial rush at five pm, but because 362 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 6: there are so many money chasers and demanding bosses inside 363 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 6: the city limits of Los Angeles, California, the traffic is 364 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 6: actually better at five because people aren't all out on 365 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 6: the road yet they're trying to get there. At six pm, 366 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,640 Speaker 6: they're all there. So lately, what I've been doing, man, 367 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,879 Speaker 6: I've been pulling this trick where I park the audio 368 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,040 Speaker 6: for the Covino and Rich podcast. I get in front 369 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,679 Speaker 6: of the traffic as much as I can, and at 370 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,360 Speaker 6: a halfway point home, I stop at a Starbucks, use 371 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 6: their Wi Fi on my laptop, and then post the 372 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 6: descriptions for that parked audio, kind of like splitting up 373 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 6: my podcast duties so that I can beat the traffic. 374 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: Okay, that's smart. 375 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's only one problem with this. I've been 376 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 6: doing this out of Starbucks in Calabasas, the famous home 377 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 6: of the Kardashians Enslave. 378 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,160 Speaker 1: Is that what they call it enslave. 379 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, what'd you call it? 380 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,880 Speaker 1: The well, it's like they have their own kabul or whatever. 381 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: I mean, they have their own I don't know what 382 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: you'd call it the village. 383 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 4: You say cabooths. 384 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:00,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. They have definitely that is the actually before. 385 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to get carried away. 386 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,840 Speaker 7: But I had this debate with my my wife, and 387 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,399 Speaker 7: you're you're perfect answer. So I we were talking about 388 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,720 Speaker 7: like women's you know, the reception of sexuality and what's 389 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 7: what's hot or whatever? And in style is the booty, right, 390 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 7: the big booty is the in style these days. 391 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 1: And so my wife's like, well, that's Jlo. Jlo's the 392 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 1: one that started. I said, no, Kim Kardashian. She started, 393 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,439 Speaker 1: So where do you fall in? You're going to continue 394 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 1: to start. 395 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,680 Speaker 7: I just this popped in my head and I just 396 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,879 Speaker 7: want to get it out before I forget. 397 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,520 Speaker 1: So is it Jlo or is it Kim Kardashian? The 398 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 1: modern obsession with the boutet in America. 399 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,119 Speaker 4: I think of the Kim Kardashian craze. When you say. 400 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,359 Speaker 1: That's what I told my she said though it was Jlo. 401 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,679 Speaker 1: I said, no, it was Kim Kardashian and that was it. 402 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean Jlo had a nice curse, but she 403 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,480 Speaker 6: was kind of known as being an athletic dancer and 404 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 6: then obviously actress and then singer. But yeah, as far 405 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:10,520 Speaker 6: as girls wanting to get but implants and all that, 406 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 6: that was because of Kim Kay. 407 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: All right, so we agree, and I will. I will 408 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 1: for my wife and I will laugh at her and 409 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:18,919 Speaker 1: say hi. 410 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:20,640 Speaker 4: Yeah. 411 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 6: So I'm gonna say Ben that it's actually better than 412 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 6: halfway because once I'm to that Calabasas Starbucks, I'm looking 413 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,480 Speaker 6: at like four exits to get home, so not bad. 414 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,320 Speaker 6: Once I make it to Calabasis, that's where the bumper 415 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 6: to bumper traffic for me coming from Sherman Oaks ends. 416 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,200 Speaker 6: It's almost like I can breathe. I'm at the Starbucks, 417 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,439 Speaker 6: but I don't want to sit there like a mooch 418 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:52,120 Speaker 6: on their internet without purchasing something. And the problem with Starbucks, 419 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 6: obviously everything is overpriced by a lot. So I'll just 420 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,919 Speaker 6: get a small coffee five dollars and sixty nine cents. 421 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: This is shame, you know. 422 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,480 Speaker 6: I started doing the math and I'm like, well, damn 423 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 6: if I'm going to spend this money on one little 424 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,400 Speaker 6: cup of coffee every day. That's not smart. Well, let 425 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 6: me switch it up. There's a taco bell right across 426 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,760 Speaker 6: the street from the Starbucks, and I wasn't sure if 427 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,399 Speaker 6: they had internet or not. Let me give it a try, 428 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 6: you know, and I'll just have a little snack. I'll 429 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 6: get a classic bean and cheese burrito, a favorite. 430 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:24,440 Speaker 4: There. 431 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 6: Bust out my laptop, hog a table, make it my 432 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 6: little office. So get in there, set up everything. I'm 433 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 6: ready to go. I order the bean and cheese burrito. 434 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,879 Speaker 6: Let me wash my hands. Try to walk over to 435 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,600 Speaker 6: the restroom, and there's a realatur and he looks like 436 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,439 Speaker 6: a mogul. He's on his phone, he's got all his 437 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 6: notes and everything on the table. 438 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,440 Speaker 4: He's got a briefcase. He looks legit. 439 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,479 Speaker 6: He's kind of blocking the bathroom area where you walk in, 440 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,040 Speaker 6: and he's loud on his cellphone and he said, look, 441 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 6: it's thirty two thousand, nine hundred and fifty four dollars down. 442 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,760 Speaker 6: That's it. I can't lower it. Thirty two thousand plus. 443 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 6: That'll get you in. 444 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess got some money here. 445 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,040 Speaker 6: I didn't want to be nosy, but this guy's being loud. 446 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,600 Speaker 6: He looks at me and he kind of does a 447 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 6: sidestep like no, no, no, I'm here at the bathroom first, 448 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,200 Speaker 6: even though he's busy on his phone call. He walks 449 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 6: into the restroom and locks the door. Come on, dude, 450 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,200 Speaker 6: I just want to wash my hands before I eat 451 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 6: Ben Like Clark Kent changing into a superhero. He comes out. 452 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,080 Speaker 6: He's no longer in his suit. Take a guess at 453 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 6: what he's wearing. Well, it's halloween season, so. 454 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 1: He could be wearing anything. He's not working there? Is 455 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 1: he is? He working at the establishment? 456 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 4: He came out in a Taco Bell staff uniform. 457 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,919 Speaker 7: No way, So the guy looked like he was a 458 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 7: real estate mogul one minute and then. 459 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: Is ready to make like nachos. 460 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 6: Look, I'm not gonna hate on anybody's side hustles in 461 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,399 Speaker 6: southern California because we have to have a few of 462 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,480 Speaker 6: them here in order to afford the cost of living. 463 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,359 Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you, if you are a manager at 464 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: a Taco Taco Bell or whatever, you can make six 465 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 1: figures as a manager. 466 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 4: That's a good point. 467 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,960 Speaker 6: And I mean maybe he was just trying to sell 468 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,560 Speaker 6: one or two more properties before he told taco bell 469 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 6: to suck it. Wow, that's wild. Never seen anything like 470 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,159 Speaker 6: that before. 471 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 4: You know. 472 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,200 Speaker 6: Here, I'm thinking this guy must be in there dropping 473 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,399 Speaker 6: a deuce or something, and instead he comes out with 474 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,680 Speaker 6: his suit all folded up. He had his Taco Bell 475 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,720 Speaker 6: name tag on. And then I felt weird because he 476 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 6: was overseeing the production of my bean and cheese burrito. 477 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,240 Speaker 6: When I walked up to grab it, he looked at me, 478 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,119 Speaker 6: and it was kind of awkward because he knew I 479 00:24:59,160 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 6: saw his transfer. 480 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker. That is that 481 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,200 Speaker 1: is absolutely nice. 482 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:06,520 Speaker 4: Level. 483 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 7: There was a couple of other things I wanted to 484 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,919 Speaker 7: I did want to mention this because this is the 485 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 7: Saturday podcast and they got the Dodger game tonight, and uh. 486 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: The story here. 487 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,919 Speaker 7: This past weekend, I was I was taken as a 488 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:29,919 Speaker 7: guest by my wife Danny to hang out at the Improv, 489 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,960 Speaker 7: the Irvine Improv and the OC because my wife is 490 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,880 Speaker 7: she's got some friends that are made people. They they 491 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 7: they know some people, the improv folks, and and so 492 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 7: I show up. 493 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,879 Speaker 1: Now, I don't know about you. 494 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 7: I love comedy, but I normally only go see people 495 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 7: I'm familiar with. But in this situation, I'm pretty much 496 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 7: at the mercy. I don't even know who's going to 497 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 7: be performing. My my wife say hey, we're going to 498 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,960 Speaker 7: the comedy club. It's you know, Saturday night. I'm like, okay, 499 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,880 Speaker 7: who's the comedian and she'll, you know, she'll say something 500 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,359 Speaker 7: I don't even know it is. So this last weekend 501 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,280 Speaker 7: we went to the comedy club and I want to see, 502 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 7: you know who this is? 503 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 1: I I did not know who he was, just by. 504 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,160 Speaker 7: His name, and I guess the guy's been been around 505 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:19,679 Speaker 7: for a little bit. 506 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 1: Steve Trevino. Do you know who Steve Trevino is? 507 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I know that name. 508 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's He's pretty pretty funny. 509 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 7: He's done some specials for like Showtime and and Netflix, 510 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:37,080 Speaker 7: Amazon Prime like those kind of things, and he's worked 511 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:41,480 Speaker 7: as a writer for Comedy Central and some other crap. 512 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 1: So I I never heard of the guy, but I 513 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: went I was over in mind. He's around our age, Danny. 514 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 4: He's got a beard, right, Yeah. 515 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,879 Speaker 7: He's got a beard, and he's from Texas. Does a 516 00:26:54,920 --> 00:27:00,880 Speaker 7: lot of like family comedy, like wife relationship, kid comedy. 517 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 1: But it was pretty good. I laughed and so bit 518 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,840 Speaker 1: job by him. 519 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,280 Speaker 4: I don't know. 520 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,399 Speaker 1: He seemed like he was in a hurry though. At 521 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 1: the end of the show he had to get out 522 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,920 Speaker 1: of there. He had to get back to his home. 523 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 7: I think he lives in San Antonio or something. I 524 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 7: don't know, somewhere in Texas and all that. But so 525 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,760 Speaker 7: he did a he had about an hour and not 526 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:28,080 Speaker 7: bad Steve Trevino. You can check him out on Netflix 527 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:32,920 Speaker 7: and Showtime and Amazon Prime. And then after that, I 528 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,440 Speaker 7: went to David Busters. 529 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 4: Danny, Oh, I haven't been there in a couple of years. 530 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,760 Speaker 7: We sted some money playing Papa Shot and my main 531 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 7: game is Skiball. 532 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm a ski ball master. I'm a ninja at skiball. 533 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:46,479 Speaker 4: It was right. 534 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,000 Speaker 7: He was right across the way from the comedy club. 535 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 7: So we went in there for we weren't even there 536 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 7: that long. 537 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 1: That's going there have some fun. I went in there 538 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,680 Speaker 1: for like half an hour. 539 00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:01,879 Speaker 6: And so now you know they have axed inside David Busters. 540 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:07,240 Speaker 6: Now it like digitally registers the X throw and has 541 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,159 Speaker 6: this little digital board thing showing the score. Did you 542 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,440 Speaker 6: work on your X throwing inside David Busters. 543 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:19,920 Speaker 7: I've done actual ax throwing in the Midwest. 544 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 4: Oh we all know. 545 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 7: Yeah, when you go to Minnesota, Danny. You don't go 546 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 7: to David Busters and throw access, you know what I mean. Okay, 547 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 7: I've done it with hardy people in Minnesota. I don't 548 00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 7: need to go to some little cheeseball place, David must. 549 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll get out on that, Danny. Dodgers tonight. Obviously 550 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 1: we'll both be watching that college football all day. 551 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, Game two, let's go Dodgers. 552 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,520 Speaker 1: Here we go, Dodgers, here we go, and we'll get 553 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 1: out on that. Anything you want to promote here, Danny 554 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:53,720 Speaker 1: any at all? 555 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,600 Speaker 6: Saturday Saturday, just this fine podcast. 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Keep those numbers up that way, 565 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 7: there will be a season three of Benny Versus the Penny. 566 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 7: I know that Alf's been doing a great job, and 567 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:31,360 Speaker 7: Ferg Dog and Masshole, Mickey and you know the core 568 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,520 Speaker 7: og are puffin. Those guys have been great, but keep 569 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 7: it up. Benny versus the penny. This is gonna be 570 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,040 Speaker 7: my weekend. Have a great day. 571 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,680 Speaker 4: And what do we have? 572 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 1: The mail bag, right mail bag, tomorrow. 573 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 4: Mail bag tomorrow morning. Asta pasta, my folation.