WEBVTT - Sinister Energies

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited. Call him back, Like, call him back

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<v Speaker 1>and see if you can get him the call.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been getting these.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we started that pisode?

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<v Speaker 2>We started? I've been getting we started, right, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>getting these insane fucking spam calls that are like, actually

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<v Speaker 2>the scariest thing I've ever gotten, But I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if it's gonna work.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, welcome back to this episode of Emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, actually, yes, begin to stop him. What if you're

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<v Speaker 2>stealing from me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stolen. I think as of recent.

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<v Speaker 3>Fire, everything, every dem every person, every person to.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring you down, and every.

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<v Speaker 2>Demonic y'are praying for my downfall. They're praying for my downfall.

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<v Speaker 5>Fire Fire, Can this apply to me to you can

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<v Speaker 5>join fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, fire fire, fire fire to.

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<v Speaker 2>Make your chain is about to take place on the

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<v Speaker 2>first thing that's about to shift is your money. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, wait, I got money for yelling fire. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's enough of that. But yeah, I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>let you guys know that I think getting the most

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<v Speaker 2>absurd fucking phone phone calls ever, Like y'all wonder why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not okay, It is because I get shit like

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<v Speaker 2>that that triggers like some schedu effective disordering me where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wait, oh my fucking god, Like, are people

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<v Speaker 2>actually trying to attack?

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<v Speaker 1>Are people actually stealing from me in my day to

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<v Speaker 1>day life? Like, because why do I believe them?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, welcome back to this episode, and maybe that's a

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<v Speaker 5>good leeway into what we're going to talk about today,

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<v Speaker 5>which is our morals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we wanted to talk about our morals and our ethics.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we good people? I would like to think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>good when I need to be ethically.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a good person morally now.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you can be ethically good and morally.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad, what's the difference between more ethics?

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<v Speaker 5>I think is like how you like treat uh, like

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<v Speaker 5>treat people business wise?

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<v Speaker 1>I might be no, because that's business ethics.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like the things you do and the rules you follow,

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<v Speaker 5>and morals are like But I feel like morals are

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<v Speaker 5>kind of the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing ethics and more relate to right and wrong. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>While they've been used interchangeably, they are different. Ethics refers

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<v Speaker 2>to rules provided by an external source.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fucking genius, codes.

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<v Speaker 2>Of conduct, workplace, and principles. Morals referred to an individual's

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<v Speaker 2>own principles or regarding right and wrong. Okay, so yeah, Morally,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like a little corrupt, Like my morals are a

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<v Speaker 2>little out of whack, but ethically I'm a good person.

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<v Speaker 5>Ethically, I'm corrupt because I don't believe in following the

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<v Speaker 5>rules that people give me. I think that's stupid. You

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<v Speaker 5>don't tell me what to do, I will punch you

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<v Speaker 5>in the fucking neck. Morally, I am the most amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a few things. There's a few things I can

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<v Speaker 2>think of laughing his ass off. There's a few things

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<v Speaker 2>I can think of where I'm like, yeah, like society's right,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do that. But you you disagree with those things?

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<v Speaker 6>Well not everything, Like yeah, you're like like I don't

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<v Speaker 6>like I fuck with murder. Actually that's like some Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, it's like, I'll be damned if I go

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<v Speaker 6>to court if someone kills a family member me, No, bitch,

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<v Speaker 6>I for an eye, Like come on call of.

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<v Speaker 2>Duty and I for an eye. I literally killed so

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<v Speaker 2>many fuckings. I've killed so many people before we get

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<v Speaker 2>into this episode. I just wanted to stay right off

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<v Speaker 2>the back that it is official. I'm twenty three years old.

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<v Speaker 2>I've decided to stop breastfeeding.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna ade regress and like.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, no, I've decided. I've decided I'm too old

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<v Speaker 2>to be breastfeeding. It's just a little weird, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a little corrupt that No, But that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good moral.

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<v Speaker 5>Like it's okay to breastfeed because you just want to

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<v Speaker 5>stay close to your loved ones and suck on a

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<v Speaker 5>nipple exactly, Like there's nothing morally wrong with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to be clear. I'm not sucking my mom's boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I you thought I was sucking my mom's boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that to me, that's normal. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>sucking the teat of another woman?

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<v Speaker 2>I am sucking my mom's boobs. Okay, let's getting tanged.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like your mom listens.

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<v Speaker 2>To you know, she's like the biggest fan of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom my mom, shut out my mom.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, you started this before we started HEREW was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just not feeling good, like I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Not mentally okay. See, that's what I'm saying. You can't.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot act.

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<v Speaker 5>Resers in front of my camera because the second it

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<v Speaker 5>turns on, all your bread could think about is like

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<v Speaker 5>what can get clips?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly? No, literally, my brain is a fucking clip.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally that didn't even scare me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I like have to let that I

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<v Speaker 1>was like bumbling, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the consequences of your own actions, Okay, that really

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<v Speaker 2>just threw the vibe off, like incredibly, that like really

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<v Speaker 2>ruined the vibe, like you just.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it was?

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<v Speaker 5>You felt happier than me, and in that moment, I

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<v Speaker 5>knew I had to take you down. You had to

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<v Speaker 5>take me down, like no one I should be. I

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<v Speaker 5>am so miserable, but I still need to somehow be

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<v Speaker 5>the happiest girl.

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<v Speaker 1>In the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to I when I walk into a room,

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<v Speaker 2>I want the vibe to just change immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>To know you're used to do that, like.

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<v Speaker 5>And not in a funny way, and like like you

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<v Speaker 5>weren't doing it to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>You genuinely were a vibe terrorist. Like you're fucking awful,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Good at it. I know how to fucking just ruin

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<v Speaker 2>the vibe for everybody. And now well now we know

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a very anti impath. Like if you're an impath,

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<v Speaker 2>and in my vicinity. I will destroy you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not true. You're just fucking annoying.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think I'm an It was like it was

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<v Speaker 5>like a childish thing of you. You don't do it

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<v Speaker 5>anymore because now we all like know you so well

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<v Speaker 5>that we're like just let him throw his fucking fit

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<v Speaker 5>and ignore him exactly. It's like a little baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Look.

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<v Speaker 2>See, that's the thing, is like I need my space

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<v Speaker 2>when I when I'm in my element. I need my.

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<v Speaker 1>Space when you're in your element. What the are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? I need deodorant so bad, so I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to stand up and get deodorant. But explain what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So on TikTok, I saw this one TikTok. His

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<v Speaker 2>name is Tall. I think it's Tall psychologist, and he

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<v Speaker 2>does like these moral dilemma polls on TikTok, and I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was so fucking funny. So I decided to

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<v Speaker 2>pull a few moral and ethical dilemmas and just like

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<v Speaker 2>ask me and Enya these questions and see where we

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<v Speaker 2>lie morally. And I just know it's gonna be so gnarly,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's gonna be so there's gonna be real arguments

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<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna disagree on a lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>Things, and I know I'm gonna piss Drew up.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally last night we talked about like why me and

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<v Speaker 2>Kai think like circumcision as a baby is a little weird,

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's just a little weird, like and ya just

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<v Speaker 2>had to have the different, uh different opinion. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>forgot this is the Drew Podcast, so I'll just I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just keep talking.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so sorry, but like I'm gonna interrupt because I

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<v Speaker 5>got this gift.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>I just got distracted because I got this gift made

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<v Speaker 5>and they made it in like five hours.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really cool.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know how I feel about the top, the

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<v Speaker 5>little like nipple, Like it kind of looks like a

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<v Speaker 5>little dumpling.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun it looks like my mom's breasts.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, are you talking about last night when I

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<v Speaker 5>literally got into like such a deep conversation with Kai.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt so bad about that conversation with you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I literally thought it. I thought it was a debate,

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<v Speaker 2>like it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 7>Like.

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<v Speaker 5>I just feel bad sometimes when I'm so on the

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<v Speaker 5>opposite end of someone's opinion, and I just like because

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<v Speaker 5>I can literally go on forever, like I can like talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we saw and like I can push.

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<v Speaker 2>It for it. I feel like KAI could have gone

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<v Speaker 2>on forever too. I feel like y'all were both just

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<v Speaker 2>like just hashing it out.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Drew kicked us out of his room because.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, girl, it's one thirty in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>like take you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Because also, we can't have talks like that for that

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<v Speaker 5>long because it gets very like because you get bored

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<v Speaker 5>of talking and instead of just backing out and being

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<v Speaker 5>like okay, like I actually don't want to talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Anymore, you're stubborn, annoying.

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<v Speaker 5>Ass says some shit to piss me off, and then

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<v Speaker 5>I start going deep and like digging deep until.

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing it last night. I was doing it

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<v Speaker 2>last night. I was like, oh, like I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>under a skip a little bit. But no, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was like a good conversation and points were made

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<v Speaker 2>on both sides. It was. There was the conversation about

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<v Speaker 2>like circumcision, which was just kind of like funny. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like which I do believe that it is fucking weird,

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<v Speaker 2>like why are we doing that as a society, Like

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<v Speaker 2>give me my foreskin back, I will take pills to

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<v Speaker 2>regrow it if I have to.

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<v Speaker 5>That's another fucking and I don't believe men have the

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<v Speaker 5>like hygienic intellect to take care of foreskin.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm about to just be like like get in,

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<v Speaker 2>get into this one. But then also they had like

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<v Speaker 2>conversations about like n f t's and crypto and just

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<v Speaker 2>shit like that, which was like an actually fascinating conversation,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think y'all should have that debate.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, me and Ky we are going to start our

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<v Speaker 5>own podcast and then sooner or later it'll like grow

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<v Speaker 5>past this one and we're just gonna shun you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I expect that I expect to be

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<v Speaker 2>shunned out of this career.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the guy on the phone told you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally what I'm reap. You didn't, y'all are constantly

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<v Speaker 2>praying for my fucking down.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't yell fire a loud enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I know in private, I explained that ship. Really, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the first one I've gotten where he's asked me to

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<v Speaker 2>interact with it, which is crazy. Normally he's like press one, now,

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<v Speaker 2>press one.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you look, he should like turn to God and

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<v Speaker 1>start doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, literally, y'all, don't y'all do not want my religious art,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you do not want it. They're coming soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Our religious homophobic tant art.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming soon, coming real, fucking sue.

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<v Speaker 1>I Like, there's so there are way too many influencers.

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<v Speaker 5>It's literally like the child star theory, like there are

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<v Speaker 5>too many influencers who started young and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then all of a sudden got like religious and homophobic.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like the amount I could think of three off

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<v Speaker 5>top of my big nick. Sorry, we need to get

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<v Speaker 5>to pass because he literally has been threatened with death

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<v Speaker 5>all his life, so like I like get that one,

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<v Speaker 5>but something but is just me bored, Like he's he's

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<v Speaker 5>drying up and you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, he's spreading misinformation.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that is true. He is literally spreading that.

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<v Speaker 2>The vaccine has like the devil in it and abort

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<v Speaker 2>his aborted fetuses in it and it's like really evil,

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<v Speaker 2>which like again like I'll allow him to spread that,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'll allow it. I'm sorry he deserves that. I

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<v Speaker 2>love him. I genuinely we've hung out before. It was great,

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<v Speaker 2>But I just people change, you know, It's true. People

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<v Speaker 2>can change.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you get on with it?

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<v Speaker 7>Like with the topics, you're gonna go on a big

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<v Speaker 7>nick ram like like it's like when you were like

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<v Speaker 7>and I guess that just says a lot about us,

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<v Speaker 7>Like a whole lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of it does say a lot about us. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>I have a couple loaded up in the camera role

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<v Speaker 2>right now from this guy's page, the tall psychologist page.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, this one's a gnarly We're gonna start off

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<v Speaker 2>narly right off the beginning. Would you rather die happy now,

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<v Speaker 2>like right now, die happy or live a long happy life?

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<v Speaker 2>But post death people think you're a serial child abuser?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what the problem is is, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dying happy now. I'm dying happy now just because

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<v Speaker 1>like I get to be put out of my misery.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but also there's like an argument where it's like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but who the fuck cares? I'll be dead as fucking

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be dead as bones.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't care, like I'll literally be such like dust

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<v Speaker 5>that like that will actually not actually I'll take the

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<v Speaker 5>long ass happy life, Like are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Like because in my mind I know deep down that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not that. Yeah, I'm an evil person, so I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what oh oh at.

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<v Speaker 5>My funeral, Like are y'all gonna like start talking about

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<v Speaker 5>me like I don't know a fuck girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I literally don't care, like yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 2>also just like the promise of being happy, like that

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<v Speaker 2>sounds kind of awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that sounds like that sounds like there's.

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<v Speaker 2>No true happiness. No, I genuinely don't think there is no.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 5>I think like that idea of happiness is over like saturated,

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<v Speaker 5>so that people feel like they have to like work

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<v Speaker 5>themselves to the bone, which in the end is only

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<v Speaker 5>like profitable for like the people around you in corporations

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<v Speaker 5>and like capitalism blah blah blah blah. But I think

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<v Speaker 5>like it literally is like this like grand ideology that

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<v Speaker 5>like most people are incapable of having.

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<v Speaker 2>The happiest No, never mind, let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to say some fucking stupid shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I bit my tongue. I bit my fucking tongue. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a good one. This is a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor people get ten percent better lives, but they're rich

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<v Speaker 2>people get one thousand percent better lives. Do you press

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<v Speaker 2>the button that's like activates that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you do.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, I get wait, I guess not that I think

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<v Speaker 5>about it well, because I'm just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I mean, it's kind of the same, like right now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like doubling what it is. Yeah, like what does anything mean?

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<v Speaker 1>M Yeah, I'll press it.

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<v Speaker 2>Pressive for the girls. I'll do it for the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm That's just me doing my part

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<v Speaker 1>for the people.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's literally what happened in the pandemic, except

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<v Speaker 2>the most is it good?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was like, oh yeah, like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Riches got like even more richer, like seven trillion dollars

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<v Speaker 2>richer or some crazy fucking numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>People.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying, except also poor people literally got

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<v Speaker 2>even more poor.

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<v Speaker 1>So we could take.

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<v Speaker 2>Up Yeah, I'll do it, okay, but would you make

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<v Speaker 2>poor people ten percent more poor? Oh? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what it apps?

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<v Speaker 5>I misread it and I'm happy as fuck to slap

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<v Speaker 5>the mine because I think it'll make.

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<v Speaker 2>Them and know like, oh my god, what damn she's evil. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's see what this one is. Oh, I screenshot of

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<v Speaker 2>the same one to us. Okay, I have to go fine,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to go down this list and find some

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<v Speaker 2>so just talk for a second.

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<v Speaker 5>H I don't know, Oh you know what I I

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<v Speaker 5>went and got and it's actually fucked up that you

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<v Speaker 5>told me to talk for a minute and it took

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<v Speaker 5>me one second that I was like, like.

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<v Speaker 2>If you put me on the spot like that, I

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<v Speaker 2>literally and like I just have infinite.

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<v Speaker 5>Dumb shit to talk about. Today, I realized that.

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<v Speaker 1>I am like kind of fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 5>One.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so beautiful out.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was like raining, and I was running my

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<v Speaker 5>errands and it was like so sweet and I was

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<v Speaker 5>like walking around in the rain and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Felt so good.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I was getting really paranoid because I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh my god, I don't know if my immune system

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<v Speaker 5>can like handle just like being cold and in the

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<v Speaker 5>rain like this anymore. But I also don't believe that

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like someone who will ever get sick by any means,

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<v Speaker 5>Like I just don't think my body does that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are you talking about the booster.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was just talking about getting sick in general

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<v Speaker 1>because they ran in the rain. Oh I really want

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<v Speaker 1>the booster though, but like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's they won't let us have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they won't let us have it until it's been

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<v Speaker 1>exactly six months. It was just so annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can get it. I'm gonna get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Johnson and Johnson need a booster?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah right, I know, yeah, you're about to go get

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<v Speaker 5>a booster and fucking like die because you're not even Anyways,

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<v Speaker 5>when the fuck are they going to change the eye

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<v Speaker 5>you know, when you go and get your eyes checked

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<v Speaker 5>and they show you that little fucking house at the

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<v Speaker 5>end of the road. On one, I want to live there.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, It's like I want to live there so bad.

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<v Speaker 5>And two, why the fuck are eye tests like literally

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<v Speaker 5>ye old in machines, Like why are you blowing air

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<v Speaker 5>into my fucking eyes?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is that doing for you? Like, you're just

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing me.

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<v Speaker 5>You're actually embarrassing the funk out of me right now

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<v Speaker 5>actually because I'm sitting here and I'm like like jumping

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<v Speaker 5>in my seat and I look like a fucking pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>What a fucking pussy?

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<v Speaker 5>And also I got a new prescription of eye contacts

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<v Speaker 5>today and I think it was the wrong one. But

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<v Speaker 5>I was too scared to ask more questions because I

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<v Speaker 5>felt stupid for taking so long because I was trying

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<v Speaker 5>to explain him. I'm like, my vision is blurry that

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<v Speaker 5>like things like bleed out and are blurred out, but

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<v Speaker 5>it's not like I can't see, it's just like things

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<v Speaker 5>are like really like.

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<v Speaker 1>Like blurred out. And then I was too scared to

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<v Speaker 1>ask my.

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<v Speaker 2>Job is literally to answer this question.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was too scared and intimidated, and I walked

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<v Speaker 5>out with the wrong prescription and my.

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<v Speaker 1>Left eye like does not see as good as my.

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<v Speaker 5>Right eye, and like I can't change it. And I

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<v Speaker 5>already spent three hundred dollars on contacts, and then I

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<v Speaker 5>was too nervous to be like, yeah, I ordered them

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<v Speaker 5>off an illegal website, because like, you can't tell that

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<v Speaker 5>to your like optometress, you probably could. Yeah, he literally

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<v Speaker 5>was like I lied to him, and I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I just get my contacts. My friend has the same

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<v Speaker 5>prescription as me, and she gets them from her company with.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest lie. And I was like and then he

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<v Speaker 1>just looked at me.

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<v Speaker 5>He's like, yeah, you know, if you get them from

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<v Speaker 5>a third party website or anything like that too, we

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<v Speaker 5>could just price match it. And then I was like okay,

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<v Speaker 5>but I like was too embarrassed to go back on

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<v Speaker 5>my like extravagant lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I told, so, I just spent way more money than.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to learn a lesson though, No, don't lie

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<v Speaker 2>to your doctors, and I'm gonna keep lying. They're there

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<v Speaker 2>to help you.

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<v Speaker 5>Are fucking not. They're there to take my money. Doctors

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<v Speaker 5>are there to take my money and tell me I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sick when.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not exactly, h exactly my.

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<v Speaker 1>Anti doctor propaganda.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's a good one. The trapped mining crew. So

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<v Speaker 2>this is, I guess, a moral dilemma. Okay, Heather is

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<v Speaker 2>a part of a four person mining expedition. There is

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<v Speaker 2>a cave or there is a cave in. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I can't read. I can't read. There

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<v Speaker 2>is a cave in, there's a cave in, and the

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<v Speaker 2>four of them are trapped in the mine. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>had to zoom in so I can follow the words.

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<v Speaker 2>A rock has crushed the legs of one of the

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<v Speaker 2>crew members and he will die without medical attention. She

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<v Speaker 2>establishes radio contact with the rescue team, and it has

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<v Speaker 2>learned that it will be thirty six hours before the

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<v Speaker 2>first drill can reach the space she is trapped in.

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<v Speaker 2>She's able to calculate that the space has enough oxygen

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<v Speaker 2>for three people to survive for thirty six hours, but

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not enough for four people. The only way to

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<v Speaker 2>say the other crew members is to refuse medical aid

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<v Speaker 2>to the injured crew members so that there will be

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<v Speaker 2>enough oxygen for the rest of the crew to survive.

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<v Speaker 2>Should Heather allow the injured crew member to die in

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<v Speaker 2>order to save the lives of the remaining.

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<v Speaker 5>Crew members, Well, can't the medical Like the medicare isn't

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<v Speaker 5>even getting to them in time anyway, So the motherfucker's

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<v Speaker 5>gonna die.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, so they can choose the injured motherfucker to die,

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<v Speaker 2>or I think the more moral thing is to just

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<v Speaker 2>let whoever runs out of oxygen first.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was going to say, Like this is

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<v Speaker 1>not my business.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't set this up, Like this is God's plan,

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<v Speaker 5>and like, whichever one of you motherfucker's dies, because I

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<v Speaker 5>know it won't be me, because I'm about to be

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<v Speaker 5>sucking the fuck out of the Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be sucking up that air.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to be taking big ass gulps for the

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<v Speaker 1>next ETU.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on the injured motherfucker for getting injured, Like, don't

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<v Speaker 2>get injured, Vicinity, Like you literally you know who I see?

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<v Speaker 5>How the I am there's four of us. Now, how

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<v Speaker 5>the fuck did that happen to you? And only you?

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted that?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but out of me, you Kai, and let's say, Josh,

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<v Speaker 2>who you exactly like?

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<v Speaker 5>You know and you say that because you want to

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<v Speaker 5>hurt feelings, I have to let Kai die?

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck I've known you'll you'll wanna let myself die.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna sacrifice myself for the people. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>you're so evil, You're so fucking you know, like I

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<v Speaker 2>just set your ass up.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm also very like squeamish with injury anyway, So

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<v Speaker 5>if I saw one of y'all with broken legs, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Would just kill myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Literally, anytime I'm like from being like drunk, You're

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<v Speaker 2>like no, like you have to take care of yourself,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, yeah, literally can't, Like I cannot take

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<v Speaker 2>care of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, one, you're a man, So why the.

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<v Speaker 2>In literally leaving me to die on the fucking concrete? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>roll that real quick.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we could drive him to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not going to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 4>Just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost four thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up

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<v Speaker 5>like four times in a row, and we did take

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<v Speaker 5>it to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, why do we have to take Drew

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<v Speaker 1>to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at him, He's way worse than Mason.

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<v Speaker 4>This is like Project X.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know what if it's like, you're so annoying,

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<v Speaker 5>because that was like when like got around on TikTok

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<v Speaker 5>and there were comments being like this girl is like

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<v Speaker 5>whether it's his best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, how about this, I'm gonna smack the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>You dumb that you don't know our relationship, Like.

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<v Speaker 5>You're fucking stupid and I fucking hate you. And you

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<v Speaker 5>know what, if I saw you dead on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>I leave you, I'd actually like exponentiate your death. I

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<v Speaker 2>would do something to make it faster.

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<v Speaker 5>I just like, I'm like, so annoying because obviously I

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<v Speaker 5>understand that, like there are gonna be people who come

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<v Speaker 5>across us on the internet and don't know us or

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<v Speaker 5>our dynamic and make comments on it, But like, how

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<v Speaker 5>about you shut the fuck up if you don't know

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<v Speaker 5>what the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you're talking about, Yeah, don't comment, And that that's

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<v Speaker 2>the other thing is every if everybody just shut their

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<v Speaker 2>fucking mouth.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I will say it because it is like that's no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a difference. Like I do this because it's my job.

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<v Speaker 5>You do it for what, like to give you my skin?

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<v Speaker 5>Read read a book, like if you're that bored, like

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<v Speaker 5>literally watch a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Is fucking disgusting right now? Okay? The life insurance policy.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary is in the hospital lounge waiting to visit a

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<v Speaker 2>sick friend. A young man sitting next to Mary explains

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<v Speaker 2>that his father is very ill. The doctors believe that

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<v Speaker 2>he has a week at most to live. He explains

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<v Speaker 2>further that his father has a substantial life insurance policy

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<v Speaker 2>that expires at midnight. If his father dies before midnight,

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<v Speaker 2>the young man will receive a very large sum of money.

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<v Speaker 2>He says that the money would mean a great deal

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<v Speaker 2>to him and his family, and that no good will

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<v Speaker 2>come from his father living. A few more days after

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<v Speaker 2>talking with him, Mary can tell that this man is

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<v Speaker 2>in desperate need of money to feed his family. The

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<v Speaker 2>man asked Mary to go up to his father room

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<v Speaker 2>and smother his face with a pillow. Should Mary kill

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<v Speaker 2>this man's father in order to get money for the

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<v Speaker 2>man and his.

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<v Speaker 1>Family, Yeah, I would do it. I would do it.

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<v Speaker 1>If he gave me money.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm on my deathbed and I have an insane

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<v Speaker 2>life kill, I'm like put me away, like put me under.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a shit, Like what's three more days

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<v Speaker 2>on this earth living in this fucking hospital going to

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<v Speaker 2>do for me make me more depressed, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need that time to like spiral and freak the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>out kill me. But I think, does she have a

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<v Speaker 2>moral obligation to do it? Absolutely not?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, Why does the sun do it since he

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<v Speaker 1>wants his home? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, literally why?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, who is Mary? Mary's just there. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally here for like a sinus sympthect.

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<v Speaker 2>I know she's like my mom is up in her

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<v Speaker 2>room dying right now, just for the fun of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Mary, kill him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm like, Mary, don't be a bitch, Like literally,

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<v Speaker 5>if she was gonna get bread for.

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<v Speaker 1>It too, like go ahead, like do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Wouldn't the doctors just give you the Well he's on

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<v Speaker 5>life support and he's like not talking, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>This hypothetical makes no sense because don't you have the

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<v Speaker 1>option anyway to like yank that motherfucker out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know in this hypothetical that's not stable.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, in this hypothetical, that's what I assume, And I

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't even use Mary. I would just ask the doctor

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<v Speaker 5>and be like, yo, like we can't afford to keep

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<v Speaker 5>him up for seven more days, like kill his ass.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that's how it works. I think the

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<v Speaker 2>doctor that comes to you and is like, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like too expensive to keep him going.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm gonna if the doctor hasn't said it, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna keep hinting and.

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<v Speaker 1>Be like, oh, like I really.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't, Like I don't want to hit in my pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>Pull the plug right fucking now, and I'll give you

0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:40.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty five grand in the morning. Please just pull the plug.

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<v Speaker 2>That's me to the doctor. Sorry, dad, but I'm pulling

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<v Speaker 2>your plug.

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<v Speaker 5>My dad has always said, though, this is so morbid,

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<v Speaker 5>But he has said to us so fucking often. It's

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<v Speaker 5>probably why I'm very morbid about the idea of getting

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<v Speaker 5>old and dying. But he was like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to be a vegetable, Like don't fucking play with me,

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<v Speaker 5>Like are you dumb?

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<v Speaker 1>Like are you actually dumb?

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<v Speaker 5>Like if I can't talk to you, why are you

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<v Speaker 5>keeping me like Let He's like he's always like, let

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<v Speaker 5>me go, don't like play with me real And I

0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:09.479
<v Speaker 5>stand by that. But that's like a lie everybody who

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:11.040
<v Speaker 5>gets in that situation, I can't do it, and I

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<v Speaker 5>keep my little old decrepit dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, you better keep pushing, girl. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to come play.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to come see you. I'll meet Chiney afterlife. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what this one is with the titles insane,

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:27.720
<v Speaker 2>the title the mad Bomber.

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<v Speaker 7>Dude, this episode is just fucked up, Like what a

0:25:33.080 --> 0:25:35.920
<v Speaker 7>way to end the year, just people watching me correct

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<v Speaker 7>the fuck up?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell, well, know you're seeing our morals, like we're laying

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<v Speaker 2>we're showing who you truly are as people.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, mad Like someone writing that was like, it's like

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<v Speaker 5>the Mad Hatter but with bombs.

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, they all have really clever titles. Again.

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<v Speaker 1>Insurance Policy.

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<v Speaker 2>A madman who has threatened to explode several bombs in

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<v Speaker 2>crowded areas has been apprehended. Unfortunately, he has already planted

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<v Speaker 2>the bombs and they are scheduled to go off in

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<v Speaker 2>a short time. Sounds it's it is possible that hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of people may.

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<v Speaker 1>Die, but there's someone out there, right, Why.

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<v Speaker 2>Do all of them have to deal with death?

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<v Speaker 7>Like?

0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Why are they?

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<v Speaker 5>Why aren't they're just like fun ones like oh do

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<v Speaker 5>I spit in someone's drink or not?

0:26:21.160 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, exactly all.

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Of them are so incredibly more bid.

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<v Speaker 2>It is possible that hundreds of people are gonna die.

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<v Speaker 2>The authorities cannot make him divulge the location of the

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<v Speaker 2>bombs by conventional methods. He refuses to say anything, and

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<v Speaker 2>he requests a lawyer to protect his Fifth Amendment right

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<v Speaker 2>against self incrimination and exasperation. Some high level official suggest torture.

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<v Speaker 8>This would be illegal, but the official, or but the

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<v Speaker 8>the official is sure that it will make him tell

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:54.359
<v Speaker 8>the truth in time for you to diffuse the bombs.

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<v Speaker 2>What should you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Torture the motherfucker?

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<v Speaker 2>What if you know that the bomber can withstand torture

0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:03.960
<v Speaker 2>himself but would talk if they were Oh this is

0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:07.399
<v Speaker 2>it got crazy? Okay, what should you do?

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:09.520
<v Speaker 1>What if you've actually into torture?

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 2>What if you knew that the bomber can withstand the

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:14.080
<v Speaker 2>torture himself but would talk if you were to torture

0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:17.000
<v Speaker 2>his innocent wife instead? Oh my god, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Ripping that bitch of nipples off.

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally I'm ripping her nipples off. I'm literally peeling

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<v Speaker 2>her fucking fingernails up, like I'm putting bed of bamboo

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<v Speaker 2>for a and I'm gonna let the bamboo grow through

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:32.680
<v Speaker 2>her because it grows really fast and it's really gnarly.

0:27:34.200 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put a rat cage on her stomach and

0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:39.120
<v Speaker 2>starve the rat so it has to it starts eating through.

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<v Speaker 1>So have you seen that somewhere? Did you just make

0:27:42.400 --> 0:27:42.760
<v Speaker 1>that up?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't torture people that way, I'm not weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I beat the living ship out of his wife,

0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:52.439
<v Speaker 1>like are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 5>And the question, and then I would get a Nobel

0:27:55.320 --> 0:27:57.200
<v Speaker 5>Peace Prize for beating the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of someone.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it would just be like.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I would be like, yeah, I did it, Like

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 5>do you know what I had to do to save

0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 5>those people?

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:07.959
<v Speaker 1>I had to give this woman two black eyes?

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<v Speaker 2>Kay, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>I would give the bomber a really good head, and.

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:21.280
<v Speaker 5>Then well, no, in this hypothetical, you can't make yourself

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 5>like good at something, so like you can't all of

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:24.680
<v Speaker 5>a sudden be good at giving head.

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:27.159
<v Speaker 1>So it's like, how would you like, We're thank you

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 1>for your life.

0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 2>She's making points, so you're.

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:32.440
<v Speaker 5>You would probably give like mediocre like but closer to

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.399
<v Speaker 5>like really gnarly, like almost scarring.

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 4>And it would be such a good head that he would.

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Call off the attack, the attack and really like I

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:50.520
<v Speaker 2>turn actually like brave of He would call off the.

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Attack and switch the bombs for fireworks and start the

0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 1>pride for.

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<v Speaker 2>This it becomes this coming out party because coming out

0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 2>YouTube extravaganza, the robin Hood Robber onto the robin Hood Robber.

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 5>Like, I'm so sorry that all of these are just

0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 5>so funny because.

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Like like us immediately laughing at someone planting bombs, like

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:21.360
<v Speaker 2>that's all you need to know. Are people about us,

0:29:21.480 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 2>That's all you need to know.

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:25.880
<v Speaker 9>No, the idea of someone like writing that, like you

0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 9>were so fucking bored.

0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Like in what world does that ever? I mean that's

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 2>probably happened before now, I.

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 5>Don't know if it's like I don't know that just

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 5>all of these are funny because they're all written so

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:41.240
<v Speaker 5>that someone can be a superhero. Yeah, Like all of

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:44.120
<v Speaker 5>them are like I'll take the I'll do it, like

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 5>I'll take the l for the two.

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Like Okay, I don't know what this one is you

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 2>witness a man rob a bank, but instead of keeping

0:29:50.800 --> 0:29:53.600
<v Speaker 2>the money for himself, he donates it to a local orphanage.

0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, this orphanage has been struggling for funding, and

0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 2>the money will allow the children to receive proper food, clothing,

0:29:59.560 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>and medical care. If you report the crime, the money

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 2>will be taken away from the orphanage and give him

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.560
<v Speaker 2>back to the bank. What should you do? Keep my

0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 2>fucking mouth shut.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm not reading all that again. Basically, a man robs

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 2>a bank, you see it, but he gives all the

0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 2>money to an orphanage. Do you report the crime? Yeah?

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Why would I report that?

0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Fuck them kids?

0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a n arc Like wait, wait, wait, waita wait,

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 1>I misheard you. I thought you said literally.

0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:28.680
<v Speaker 2>No, you're right, let them keep the fucking money.

0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you're saying that he like robbed the bank,

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:33.760
<v Speaker 5>but like gave the money to an orphanage.

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, why would I say anything? Actually? I would

0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 1>be like can I get a little bit too?

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm hungry? Yeah, I go up to him and say

0:30:41.120 --> 0:30:43.360
<v Speaker 2>give me fifty percent of that money for.

0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Hell No, I'd be like, I'd be like, hey, can

0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I get like fifty k. Like you're robbing a bank,

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 1>You're you're walking away with a lot of money. I'm like, yeah,

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 1>can I get fifty K? Please?

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 2>I wonder how much? How much is like the average

0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 2>bank robbery, because I don't think it's one hundred grand

0:30:58.200 --> 0:30:59.640
<v Speaker 2>or more than like half a million.

0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:02.480
<v Speaker 5>Dollars's no way they're holding that much money. Look it up,

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:04.720
<v Speaker 5>there's no way they're holding that much money.

0:31:04.760 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Like, because we have been.

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Probably I feel like the average bank robbery is like

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 2>four thousand dollars.

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:14.840
<v Speaker 4>Matt, what God dude, the average bank robbery ended about

0:31:14.880 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 4>four and thirty three dollars in.

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:25.160
<v Speaker 5>That is so sad and that was so raata account forlation.

0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that like a felony? Also like robbing a bank?

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like you go to jail for fifteen years,

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 2>twenty years.

0:31:32.280 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 1>For four thousand dollars.

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that's embarrassing. Get a real job.

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<v Speaker 5>Just kidding, Okay, then I guess yeah, like have the

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:42.600
<v Speaker 5>fucking money to the orphanage.

0:31:42.600 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna like literally feed like three people.

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, you're not feeding an orphanage

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 2>off of four thousand dollars.

0:31:47.800 --> 0:31:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So whoever made this one is just like not.

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Really mys logically, they're just missing the market.

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Thinking more about being a superhero.

0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, ummm, there's so many of them. Okay, these ones

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:02.800
<v Speaker 2>are like more fun, I think Telling a secret? Oh,

0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 2>telling a secret? Do you want to read this one?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Is this a fucking Google doc?

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Wait? Why is this on Texas dot Gov?

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I switched to this website.

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Telling a Secret. Your friend tells you that they committed

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<v Speaker 1>a crime.

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<v Speaker 5>They explained that they were having trouble sleeping at night

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<v Speaker 5>and feel you're the only one they can trust with

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:23.240
<v Speaker 5>their confession.

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 1>A few days later, you read in the paper that

0:32:25.160 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 1>someone has been arrested for your friend's crime. Do you

0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 1>go to the police and tell them what you know? Be,

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<v Speaker 1>encourage your friend to confess and warn him.

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<v Speaker 5>If he does not do so, you will tell see

0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 5>say nothing, because you will not betray your friend.

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm shutting the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, but someone went to jail for your crime.

0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, someone went to jail for your friend's crime. If like,

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 5>a random white dude went to jail for your crime,

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm like whatever.

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Like, I'm like tip for tat.

0:32:48.680 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 5>There's a white dude out and there's a white dude

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:53.000
<v Speaker 5>in unless it was like it was like if it

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:55.040
<v Speaker 5>was a POC, I'd be like, all right, girl, come on,

0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 5>like I'm like listen, like this is I mean, regardless

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:01.000
<v Speaker 5>of the person I'm sending, you're asked to jail, I'm

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 5>gonna say. I'm gonna say, I'm literally I literally just

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:06.400
<v Speaker 5>told you I wouldn't send you to jail.

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:07.720
<v Speaker 1>If it was a white dude, you gotta wrested.

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:10.280
<v Speaker 2>See, that's that's the thing. I'm moretals lying in different places.

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you are morally corrupt.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I am morally correct, bitch, Like that's the correct

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:16.800
<v Speaker 5>thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's to send a random white dude to do. I

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 1>think said my random white dude.

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, you're right.

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:28.520
<v Speaker 5>Like you're gonna tell me if like a tantamojo, I

0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:30.840
<v Speaker 5>motherfucker got arrested for my crime, you're not gonna just

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 5>let her go to the slammer, like let her.

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<v Speaker 2>Go in that case, Like sure if it's like a

0:33:37.920 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 2>bad person, like it's like Dexter he like kills only

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 2>bad people. It's true, like Dexter kill.

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 5>Imagine, Okay, if Bryce Hall got arrested for your crime,

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 5>Like we're going and having a key tonight.

0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 1>Like we are celebrating a key.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's that's how I feel. I wouldn't snitch because

0:33:56.480 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 5>I'm not a fucking snitch.

0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I'm still sending you to prison.

0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:01.080
<v Speaker 1>You just want to send me the person for fun?

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it depends on the crime. Also, like how long

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 2>are you going away? Wait this one' is it like

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 2>thirty days?

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 1>No, it's I think it's supposed to be like Morita. No,

0:34:11.320 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 1>if it's like a robbery, I'm like, go to jail.

0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm likena go to jail, or like go to court.

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:18.719
<v Speaker 1>You're white, You'll be fine. You're like a white guy, Like,

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:19.719
<v Speaker 1>you'll be good.

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:21.239
<v Speaker 2>True.

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:26.879
<v Speaker 5>This one's called sarcastic friend. Your friend has a great

0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 5>sense of humor. However, sometimes his jokes involved making fun

0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:34.520
<v Speaker 5>of others in appropriate ways. You will point out a

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:38.319
<v Speaker 5>physical flower, look for something od or different about a person, and.

0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Make an unkind of comment. You feel uncomfortable when you're closer, No,

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, do you say something or just laugh? I laugh?

0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Like what?

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like it's a safe space. It's behind closed doors.

0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Like also, like, that's not your friend.

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.760
<v Speaker 5>If y'all aren't pointing at people and making like yourself

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 5>feel better in a situation like what the point of.

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 2>The morally correct thing to do is to correct your friend.

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:03.080
<v Speaker 2>But like I said in the very beginning, I don't

0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:05.960
<v Speaker 2>give a shit like if I'm if you're not like

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 2>going up to that person and making fun of them,

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:10.640
<v Speaker 2>who's it hurting? Like blissful ignorance? I'm sorry.

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:12.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm not saying like people should make fun of

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 5>people in their face, do it behind their back like

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:17.439
<v Speaker 5>a normal person, Like that's what most people do.

0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Guys, we're joking.

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:21.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 5>I think everybody needs to be made fun of. I

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 5>get made fun of, so why can't make fun of

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 5>other people? Hit and run Late one night, you're driving

0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:34.040
<v Speaker 5>home in a bad rainstorm. A drunk reels out in

0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:36.160
<v Speaker 5>front of your car and you try to stop, but.

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 1>You hit him. Nobody sees you. The guy looks and

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 1>smells if he is homeless. Wait, where's his going?

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:46.880
<v Speaker 2>I thought a drunk driver.

0:35:46.760 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 5>HiT's I thought you've never even had a speeding ticket.

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 5>Oh wait, you check to see how badly he is

0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:55.160
<v Speaker 5>hurt and realized he's dead. You never even had a

0:35:55.160 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 5>speeding ticket and are an upright professional with a family

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:01.840
<v Speaker 5>and A are well known and respect to your community.

0:36:02.040 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 5>Do you make a report and honestly confess your crime

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 5>or drive on home and forget about it, knowing no

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 5>one is going to pursue the death of a homeless drunk.

0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 1>WHOA, this one's really targeted.

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm reporting it anonymously, and I'll I'll live with my demons.

0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 2>That's enough punishment for the crime. M.

0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:25.640
<v Speaker 1>I literally I would kill myself, Like that's what I

0:36:25.640 --> 0:36:27.760
<v Speaker 1>would do. I would actually kill myself.

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:33.000
<v Speaker 5>Also like also like the description of this, you like

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 5>the guy looks and smells as if he is homeless,

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 5>Like that is not an upstanding citizen, like to go

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 5>to home and be like eww like after you just

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 5>literally hit them with your car.

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:49.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm reporting.

0:36:49.880 --> 0:36:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Texan and Nature. So it makes sense that it's on

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:52.480
<v Speaker 1>this website.

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm reporting it unanimously.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you doing? M, I'm snitching on myself because

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 5>I would like, I'm gonna kill myself in prison anyway,

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 5>so I'll let the family have satisfaction in throwing me

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 5>in the slammer and then I'll kill myself.

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:12.799
<v Speaker 2>But no, that's the point, Like, no one knows that

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna there's no family.

0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Then I'll just i'l sso kill myself just for fine.

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:24.279
<v Speaker 5>I'll still there for fun. So we have to normalize

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 5>talking about no, we did not.

0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:30.279
<v Speaker 2>This.

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:31.880
<v Speaker 1>These are so fucking whack.

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 9>You buy a pile of clothing items on sale at

0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:35.400
<v Speaker 9>your favorite department store.

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:36.359
<v Speaker 1>When you get home, you.

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 5>Realize one of the items is not on the receipt?

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 5>Do you go back to the store and pay for it? Fuck?

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:40.920
<v Speaker 2>You?

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:42.320
<v Speaker 6>Wait?

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:48.080
<v Speaker 5>Reread that you buy a pile of clothing items on sale,

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:52.279
<v Speaker 5>which I don't know why they're like saying that you

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 5>buy a bunch of clothing items on sale at your

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:56.920
<v Speaker 5>favorite department store. When you get home, you realize one

0:37:56.920 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 5>of the items is not on the receipt.

0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Do you go back to the store and pay for

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:01.319
<v Speaker 1>or just let it go?

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Just let it go?

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:04.759
<v Speaker 5>Like literally, are you fucking insane? You have to be

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 5>a fucking psychopath.

0:38:06.000 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 1>To go back.

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:07.640
<v Speaker 2>You're fucking weird.

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Of you're such a freak.

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Like I went working the counter and someone was like, oh,

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:14.400
<v Speaker 2>like I drove home and like I noticed that, Like

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:16.319
<v Speaker 2>you didn't charge me for this. I would be like,

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 2>you're a serial killer, and I am gonna charge you

0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 2>three times as much, Like for this product because you're actually.

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:23.879
<v Speaker 5>Dangerous and you're like I was like having so much

0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:26.080
<v Speaker 5>fun sitting here on my phone on TikTok and now you're.

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:27.759
<v Speaker 2>Like you're ruining my fucking day.

0:38:27.880 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Also, you know what I just realized.

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:34.720
<v Speaker 5>These are twenty eight top moral dilemma questions by the

0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 5>Oxford Dictionary. Like these are like according to like this

0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:40.040
<v Speaker 5>is literally a government document.

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 1>That it's like, these are the like ways you know

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:42.440
<v Speaker 1>if someone's good or bad?

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:45.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the shopping one, are you fucking kidding me? Are

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:47.960
<v Speaker 5>you actually kidding me? That being on here? Also the

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 5>government of Texas talking about a homeless person and saying

0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:52.520
<v Speaker 5>they're so.

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Stinky morally you should go and get it back.

0:38:57.680 --> 0:39:00.479
<v Speaker 1>No, I think that's ethically you should know at.

0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:03.920
<v Speaker 2>The bottom there's ethical dilemmas. So these are morals and

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:05.360
<v Speaker 2>then at the bottom it goes into.

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 5>That was an ethical one. I think, yeah, that was

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:10.319
<v Speaker 5>an ethical one. The shopping one.

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what are ethics again?

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:14.799
<v Speaker 5>Ethics are like rules placed by society kind of so

0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:15.640
<v Speaker 5>it's like a.

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:19.399
<v Speaker 1>Rule of thumb for society to bring it back. Yeah,

0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:20.480
<v Speaker 1>like another ethical.

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's kind of both. Like morally, are you

0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:24.319
<v Speaker 2>like okay enough to like.

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:26.919
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I guess, because it says ethics are defined as

0:39:27.000 --> 0:39:31.279
<v Speaker 5>moral principles that govern a person's behavior when conducting in

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 5>a certain activity like this. One says, you receive a

0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:39.080
<v Speaker 5>package at your home that was delivered to the wrong address.

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 5>The shipping will indicates it is a favorite item that

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.800
<v Speaker 5>you cannot afford to produce yourself.

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:46.399
<v Speaker 1>Do you keep it? I fucking keep it.

0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:48.600
<v Speaker 5>I keep it because I'm an normal person, and I

0:39:48.640 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 5>know that the person who actually ordered it will just

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:52.640
<v Speaker 5>email and be like, hey, my package was stolen, like

0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:54.319
<v Speaker 5>this is so fucked up. I paid a lot like

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:58.399
<v Speaker 5>or like my package never arrived, and they'll get I think.

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 2>I think in that case, I'm gonna try to find

0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:03.960
<v Speaker 2>if it's like, if it's on my street or literally

0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:05.759
<v Speaker 2>next door, I'm like, I'll just give it to me.

0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:08.120
<v Speaker 1>It depends what it is. I can't lie. I'm taking

0:40:08.160 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 1>it on bored.

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 2>It's the new mew mupuffer.

0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:12.319
<v Speaker 5>Cosy and I'm taking it and I'm wearing it every

0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 5>day in and out of the apartment. And the neighbor's

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 5>gonna be so jealous and think that I got mine first,

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:20.239
<v Speaker 5>and really I stile there A friend gives you a

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:23.320
<v Speaker 5>gift for your birthday. Unfortunately, is the type of perfume

0:40:23.360 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 5>you are extremely allergic to. Do you say something and

0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:28.040
<v Speaker 5>ask for a receipt to return it or keep quiet?

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:31.000
<v Speaker 1>If that's your friend, why wouldn't you just be like, girl, the.

0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:33.480
<v Speaker 5>Shit makes me itchy, like I know, literally twitch it,

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:34.280
<v Speaker 5>like stop playing?

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:36.640
<v Speaker 2>Exactly how was that ethic?

0:40:36.680 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Also? How was that ethics? I guess again, Yeah.

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 5>Because it's like, on a societal standard, the manner driven

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:44.920
<v Speaker 5>thing is like, oh, if you have manners, you just

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:49.360
<v Speaker 5>stay quiet and you like accept the gift. But me

0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:51.319
<v Speaker 5>and my dumb fuck friends don't act like that with

0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 5>each other.

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we tell each other the truth. If it's burning

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:56.839
<v Speaker 2>my skin, like I'm not, I'm not weird, I don't

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 2>give a shit. I'm like, Oh, let me go get

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 2>some good shit that I like the smell of.

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:02.879
<v Speaker 1>Get rich.

0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 5>Your friend offers you an opportunity to make a great

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 5>deal of money very quickly. He has arranged to set

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.759
<v Speaker 5>up an offshore account for your profits. He will not

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:15.279
<v Speaker 5>tell you exactly how he's making this money, but you

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:18.879
<v Speaker 5>get the impression that it is not exactly legal. He

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:21.840
<v Speaker 5>only wants an investment of five hundred dollars and promises

0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 5>to you that you will have enough from your minimal

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.400
<v Speaker 5>investment that you will never need to work again. Do

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:29.440
<v Speaker 5>you a give him the five hundred? Deciding if you

0:41:29.440 --> 0:41:31.359
<v Speaker 5>don't know how he is making it, you're in the clear.

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:34.880
<v Speaker 5>Two demand to know the details before getting involved.

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:36.839
<v Speaker 1>Three Decide you want no.

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:39.640
<v Speaker 5>Part of this as you as you trust your instinct

0:41:39.719 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 5>that the offer is shady and you might even get

0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:42.360
<v Speaker 5>in legal trouble.

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:43.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm shutting the funck. I'm gonna give me you five

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:44.279
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars.

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I give run me my fucking money.

0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:48.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'm like, well, I didn't know what he was doing.

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:53.120
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get scammed by fucking cash app scammers. Give

0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:55.480
<v Speaker 2>us two hundred dollars and I'll make it four thousands.

0:41:55.560 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what, how the fuck are you gonna do that?

0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:04.400
<v Speaker 5>Like, actually, okay, because you rent over my phone? How

0:42:04.400 --> 0:42:06.680
<v Speaker 5>am I sending you rent? Like that makes no sense?

0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:09.640
<v Speaker 5>Like how do I give you? Like I literally like

0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:11.560
<v Speaker 5>type in my phone like it's a calculator app, and

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 5>then I get to live.

0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Here start paying me renting bitcoin?

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I know, Like why, I don't even know how you

0:42:17.840 --> 0:42:18.359
<v Speaker 1>would do that?

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 5>Like I genuinely like if you put me in a

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:22.799
<v Speaker 5>room and you were like, you can't google it, but

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 5>you have to figure out how to like figure out bitcoin,

0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 5>I would like just crumble.

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 1>I would like have to kill myself.

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.719
<v Speaker 2>Same actually same, No, what did I ask though?

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:33.879
<v Speaker 1>Just now?

0:42:34.120 --> 0:42:36.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I asked a question.

0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:39.000
<v Speaker 1>But then I did not hear you ask a question.

0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:40.240
<v Speaker 2>You're talking.

0:42:40.719 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Fuck.

0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, well it doesn't matter. We'll listen back and it'll

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 2>be there and it'll be unanswered forever.

0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is insane, A difficult choice.

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:58.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you and your family that that's underlined by the

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:02.040
<v Speaker 5>way I'm gonna like say, I'm gonna emphasize what's underline.

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 1>It's only two things.

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<v Speaker 9>You and your family love the beach and decide to

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:10.840
<v Speaker 9>spend a weekend in an isolated beach cabin. Your teenage

0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:14.520
<v Speaker 9>daughter often gets bored on your getaways, so you make

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 9>plans to take your niece along. As soon as you arrive,

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:19.319
<v Speaker 9>a storm is looming on the horizon and the water

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 9>looks rough. You tell the girls they can get ready

0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:23.520
<v Speaker 9>to swim, but to come back and help unload the car.

0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:25.600
<v Speaker 9>They are so excited they do not pay attention to

0:43:25.680 --> 0:43:27.480
<v Speaker 9>the last part of what you say, and run down

0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 9>to the beach to swim. You do not realize they

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:32.120
<v Speaker 9>have done so until you hear your daughter scream. You

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:34.279
<v Speaker 9>realize they are both caught in a strong current and

0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:37.279
<v Speaker 9>might be swept out to see you are a good swimmer. No,

0:43:37.400 --> 0:43:39.800
<v Speaker 9>you can save one of them. You have a difficult

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:40.680
<v Speaker 9>choice to make.

0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:43.360
<v Speaker 5>Do you save your niece first, as she is a

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:45.719
<v Speaker 5>poor swimmer and will not be able to last as

0:43:45.800 --> 0:43:48.680
<v Speaker 5>long as your daughter, or be save your daughter first

0:43:48.719 --> 0:43:51.400
<v Speaker 5>because although she is a strong swimmer swimmer and may

0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 5>be able to last longer for you to come back

0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 5>after saving your niece. You cannot stand the idea of

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:57.480
<v Speaker 5>I'm saving my daughter.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Like.

0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:00.879
<v Speaker 2>What but if the daughter can swim better?

0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Like, I'm that doesn't mean swimming.

0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:05.840
<v Speaker 5>I've been in rough currents, same she could swim, like,

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:07.680
<v Speaker 5>she could swim all she wants. Like if the ocean

0:44:07.680 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 5>wants her, it's taking her. I'm like, we can drag

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:12.879
<v Speaker 5>the nise onto the shore and.

0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Resuscitate her like a little game, Like life is a

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:18.600
<v Speaker 1>little game.

0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:23.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'll um, I think I'm gonna save the niece

0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:25.840
<v Speaker 2>and then go after my daughter. But also I'm answering

0:44:25.840 --> 0:44:28.800
<v Speaker 2>that as someone who will most likely never have kids

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:31.200
<v Speaker 2>in his entire life, and I kind of don't care.

0:44:31.600 --> 0:44:33.360
<v Speaker 2>And I'm also a narcissist.

0:44:34.280 --> 0:44:37.439
<v Speaker 1>So I just am like, I'm saving my fucking daughter.

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? That one's mine? That one's literally mine.

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 2>But like also imagine like going to your sister and

0:44:45.080 --> 0:44:45.560
<v Speaker 2>being like.

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Your kid, don't I'd save my daughter and kill myself.

0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 6>Duh.

0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's not the answer to every fucking

0:44:52.000 --> 0:44:57.200
<v Speaker 2>moral dilemma.

0:44:57.760 --> 0:45:05.000
<v Speaker 5>Well it's my it's it's the quick fan. These are

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.440
<v Speaker 5>the rest of them are like so fucking whack.

0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, oh is this the insurance policy? When you read.

0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:21.759
<v Speaker 5>Maybe you have worked years to be successful in your

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 5>father's business, you felt you were obligated to take over,

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:26.640
<v Speaker 5>as he worked his whole life to build.

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:28.440
<v Speaker 1>The business left to him by his father.

0:45:29.040 --> 0:45:32.400
<v Speaker 5>However, the large businesses in town have seriously cut into profits,

0:45:32.440 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 5>and for several years you and your family have just

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:38.800
<v Speaker 5>managed to scrape by. Your father's health has declined.

0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:39.280
<v Speaker 1>And he has been hospitalized.

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 5>He has a substantial life insurance policy that expires at midnight.

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 5>If he dies before midnight, you will inherit enough money

0:45:45.160 --> 0:45:47.440
<v Speaker 5>to pursue a career care you've always dreamed of and

0:45:47.560 --> 0:45:49.319
<v Speaker 5>provide at No.

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Listen what the government wrote.

0:45:51.239 --> 0:45:55.879
<v Speaker 5>Do you one pinch the ostygen line making it impossible

0:45:55.920 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 5>for your dad to die? Or smother him with a pillow?

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, making it impossible for him?

0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:07.239
<v Speaker 5>Oh, making it possible for him? Did the problem? Let

0:46:07.320 --> 0:46:10.279
<v Speaker 5>him suggest a solution and go by what he says. See,

0:46:10.400 --> 0:46:12.640
<v Speaker 5>do you nothing. You cannot imagine living your life if

0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:15.840
<v Speaker 5>you terminate your dad.

0:46:16.200 --> 0:46:18.239
<v Speaker 1>I just say pinching the oxygen.

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:19.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm pinching the oxygen.

0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:23.080
<v Speaker 5>I'm pinching the shit out of it, like actually personally,

0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:25.920
<v Speaker 5>because like in this hypothetical, like obviously it's my dad.

0:46:25.960 --> 0:46:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I would talk to my dad and he'd be like,

0:46:27.239 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 1>you know what, Yeah, you're right.

0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, you're right, let me try.

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:36.360
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, the government saying pinch his oxygen to making

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:39.880
<v Speaker 5>it impossible for him to die, and then using the

0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:42.560
<v Speaker 5>term terminate your dad.

0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Germinate, terminate. I'm looking to see if I have anything

0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:48.560
<v Speaker 2>else to talk about, because I feel like we did

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 2>that for enough time. But i have nothing else to

0:46:51.600 --> 0:46:53.919
<v Speaker 2>talk about, and I've talked about everything in the last

0:46:53.920 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 2>two weeks. I'm all out of topics. Yo yo, yo,

0:46:59.120 --> 0:46:59.879
<v Speaker 2>oy oil.

0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I think that's it for the episode.

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm trying to think of anything else I want

0:47:07.160 --> 0:47:09.880
<v Speaker 5>to say. I know I gave my big sappy speech

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 5>in the last episode because I miss calculated, and actually this.

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Is I was wondering why you did that in that episode.

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:17.399
<v Speaker 2>I was like, girl, we still have one more.

0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Because I was like, Okay, it's Christmas.

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:20.520
<v Speaker 2>It feels good.

0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Days in seven days, it'll be the first.

0:47:23.880 --> 0:47:26.160
<v Speaker 5>Like I thought that this episode was going to go

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.520
<v Speaker 5>up on the first, but I miss calculated because I

0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:29.839
<v Speaker 5>forgot that there's thirty.

0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:30.560
<v Speaker 1>One days in December.

0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:33.400
<v Speaker 2>You're thirty one days. You're thirty one days in December.

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Why isn't there the same amount of days and every month?

0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 1>It just doesn't make sense.

0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Driving on nine, my daddy's got a shotgun. You sing

0:47:43.200 --> 0:47:43.960
<v Speaker 2>it right, I sing it.

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:46.640
<v Speaker 5>Wrong, but I sing it right. Yeah, I know, but

0:47:46.719 --> 0:47:48.640
<v Speaker 5>I just started going with you, so, you know, embarrassed

0:47:48.680 --> 0:47:49.880
<v Speaker 5>the living fuck out of yourself.

0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Let's do some mediana. I have no new music for you, guys.

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:04.040
<v Speaker 2>I have one new song, Cigara by Fabio Kara Karama Karamuya.

0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 2>It's a great song. It has bird chirps. It's very

0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:15.480
<v Speaker 2>natural sounding. I think that's something that I really like

0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:18.839
<v Speaker 2>in music that I don't think enough people utilize is

0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:22.120
<v Speaker 2>like water sounds and like bird sounds, and just like nature.

0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Sounds, you already column uses that they're.

0:48:24.640 --> 0:48:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's like a really uh a lost

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:31.640
<v Speaker 2>art and we need to bring it back. And even

0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:36.000
<v Speaker 2>like like park sounds like recording like conversations at a park,

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:38.680
<v Speaker 2>or like recording like out of your street window in

0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 2>New York City and just hearing streets sounds like hearing

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 2>that in a song. I'm like, oh, I feel like

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:47.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm home, but I'm.

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:50.120
<v Speaker 5>Like, you feel like you're home you come from like

0:48:50.160 --> 0:48:51.480
<v Speaker 5>the most quiet, Like.

0:48:53.000 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 2>No, I just meant like home is a feeling, not

0:48:57.280 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 2>a place.

0:49:00.680 --> 0:49:04.360
<v Speaker 5>That was deep that was that's literally like such a

0:49:04.480 --> 0:49:06.239
<v Speaker 5>saying like you didn't make it up, girl.

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:08.560
<v Speaker 2>I bet if you look that up, it's not a thing.

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Are you actually kidding right now? You're fucking trolling.

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:15.560
<v Speaker 2>I had something to say that deep saying that you

0:49:15.640 --> 0:49:18.239
<v Speaker 2>just made up? Thank you, thank you.

0:49:19.560 --> 0:49:21.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna disappear and you guys will never hear from

0:49:21.840 --> 0:49:22.200
<v Speaker 1>me again.

0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:24.520
<v Speaker 2>I think I don't know if I did this song before.

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Kimmy By Bogden, Oh my god, Oh okay, yeah, Razinsky

0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:34.880
<v Speaker 2>is that it boggedin Razinsky? Come on, Wig like turns

0:49:35.000 --> 0:49:36.080
<v Speaker 2>up every fucking song.

0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:41.840
<v Speaker 5>You are insane. Come on, Wig, turns up every single song.

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:46.399
<v Speaker 2>It's really great. And then I'm gonna say Protection by

0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 2>Massive Attack and Tracy.

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:50.839
<v Speaker 1>Thorne, Tracey.

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:56.640
<v Speaker 5>Tracey, I kicked a boy by the Sundays writing Gold

0:49:56.680 --> 0:50:00.120
<v Speaker 5>by MF. Doom knocks me off my feet, Stevie, you

0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:01.440
<v Speaker 5>wonder and put me.

0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Down the kran Boweries.

0:50:03.440 --> 0:50:06.040
<v Speaker 5>And then I started watching this is gonna shock a

0:50:06.080 --> 0:50:08.960
<v Speaker 5>lot of people. Oh yeah, I started watching Kevin Hart's

0:50:08.960 --> 0:50:11.320
<v Speaker 5>new show, and it's actually so fucking insane.

0:50:11.360 --> 0:50:12.279
<v Speaker 2>It's really it.

0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:14.880
<v Speaker 5>Literally it's it's insane because it actually did catch me

0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:16.400
<v Speaker 5>so off guard.

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm only two episodes in.

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:22.040
<v Speaker 2>That little motherfucker can act. He can.

0:50:22.360 --> 0:50:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:26.160
<v Speaker 5>He's like he's like really good at showing like nothing

0:50:26.160 --> 0:50:30.399
<v Speaker 5>but fear and desperation and like human cowardness, like cowardliness

0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:30.880
<v Speaker 5>in the face.

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Like he's got like a whole short male audience on

0:50:36.000 --> 0:50:37.839
<v Speaker 2>his back. He's carrying them into the new year.

0:50:37.920 --> 0:50:39.759
<v Speaker 1>He's like killing fit all of them on there.

0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:48.200
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, that's it for Media Live yourself, love yourself.

0:50:47.800 --> 0:50:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Happy New Year, See you in the new year.

0:50:51.320 --> 0:50:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Don't do that, Drew, What are you doing?

0:50:54.080 --> 0:50:54.560
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:56.480
<v Speaker 1>What was that hand signal you were just doing?

0:50:57.120 --> 0:50:57.920
<v Speaker 2>I didn't do anything.

0:50:58.480 --> 0:50:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Drew was throwing up illuminanti.

0:51:00.560 --> 0:51:03.080
<v Speaker 10>Oh my god, Oh my god, we're gonna be her.

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 10>I just want to say, twenty twenty two will not

0:51:06.280 --> 0:51:08.239
<v Speaker 10>be my year. I know everyone goes into the new

0:51:08.320 --> 0:51:09.960
<v Speaker 10>year being like, this is my year, this is it.

0:51:10.000 --> 0:51:13.760
<v Speaker 10>Twenty twenty two will probably be the most terrifying, terrorizing year.

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Of my life. I feel like there will be a

0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:16.560
<v Speaker 1>black cloud cast.

0:51:16.640 --> 0:51:18.600
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. When I say something is.

0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:20.520
<v Speaker 5>Coming, I see how I'm talking about me and you

0:51:20.560 --> 0:51:21.440
<v Speaker 5>have to make it about you.

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:22.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying something is coming.

0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:26.799
<v Speaker 1>Well, something's coming for you, but something bigger is coming

0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:27.040
<v Speaker 1>for me.

0:51:27.160 --> 0:51:30.080
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm saying in general and the world, something is coming.

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Something is gonna happen.

0:51:31.120 --> 0:51:32.319
<v Speaker 1>No, and I'm not talking about the world.

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:34.279
<v Speaker 2>I just want to a bit chat clip it when

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 2>the big thing happens. I'm feeling alien invasion. We found

0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:41.680
<v Speaker 2>a block a moon? No, we found Have you heard

0:51:41.680 --> 0:51:42.400
<v Speaker 2>about that? Actually?

0:51:42.520 --> 0:51:44.799
<v Speaker 1>No, Because I don't think about things that aren't happening.

0:51:44.840 --> 0:51:48.720
<v Speaker 2>A Chinese rover that is just roving the moon found

0:51:48.800 --> 0:51:53.920
<v Speaker 2>a giant, like a massive fucking cube, an unnatural shaped cube,

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:56.400
<v Speaker 2>just on the fucking moon. And they took pictures of it,

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:58.640
<v Speaker 2>and over the last like four days they've been driving

0:51:58.680 --> 0:51:59.200
<v Speaker 2>towards it.

0:51:59.239 --> 0:52:00.839
<v Speaker 1>They just be like, ship there now.

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:05.879
<v Speaker 2>But I just think it's really interesting that, like that's

0:52:05.920 --> 0:52:08.319
<v Speaker 2>just something that happened. I'm not saying it's aliens. I'm

0:52:08.360 --> 0:52:11.839
<v Speaker 2>just like, like, what is it? It's just it's cool

0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 2>to think.

0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:15.920
<v Speaker 1>It's a fucking box. It's a PR package. It's an

0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Addison ray item, beauty PR package that she asked the moon.

0:52:19.760 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 5>Look at this, y'all, like, don't say that is you

0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:26.759
<v Speaker 5>were showing me a picture of fucking nothing right now?

0:52:26.960 --> 0:52:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Are you actually kidding me? True? Give me that photo

0:52:32.280 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 1>right now. And I'm moving up to the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>No they can see, will insert the photo.

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<v Speaker 4>You on the moon?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not That's what I'm saying. What the fuck is it?

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing there. It's a fucking girl.

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<v Speaker 2>You show you Okay, you're spreading misinformation. I did not

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<v Speaker 2>show you that photo.

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<v Speaker 1>You showed me the circle, which is no different.

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<v Speaker 2>This is different. This is.

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<v Speaker 5>It's literally the rover seeing another fucking rover on the

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<v Speaker 5>other side of the fucking.

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<v Speaker 4>Massive and the top down photo is crazy. What the

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<v Speaker 4>hell is the top down photo?

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<v Speaker 2>This one? I think so like this one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally? What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all are actually so fucking gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>That's wicked.

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<v Speaker 4>That looks like something from Fortnite.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally there. There is a fucking yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The Fortnite crash.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there was a Fortnite event and everybody was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the Fortnite promotion for the new season because

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<v Speaker 2>they did like a cube thing. I don't fucking know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't play that game, but quite quite eerie.

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<v Speaker 1>They all are so annoying.

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<v Speaker 5>Y'all are so annoying, like Kui acting more interested in

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<v Speaker 5>it to piss me off, Like it's literally fucking nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's huge though, it's like absurdly big, which is the

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<v Speaker 2>other thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, that's what people say about my big honking vagina.

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<v Speaker 2>So new Alien Invasion coming soon?

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<v Speaker 4>Should do another hour about the cube?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we should.

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<v Speaker 1>So annoying? All right, well, happy New Years, you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no such thing as aliens. That cube is stupid

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<v Speaker 5>nothing matters. You should think about your real life and

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<v Speaker 5>the people around you, because you're not going to space anytime.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about to be our real life. If it is

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<v Speaker 2>something crazy, think about it. You know what, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go up to that fucking test eract. I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 2>it a testa ract. It could be it could be

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth dimension, the portal to the fourth dimension.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and y'all can go in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Y'all are so annoying, Like you're literally one of the

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<v Speaker 5>most annoying people ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, I'll see you know.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's the moon's vagina.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be the first person on the moon.

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<v Speaker 5>Alright, Bye, Happy New Year, he said, you guys,