Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Call him back, Like, call him back
Speaker 1: and see if you can get him the call.
Speaker 2: I've been getting these.
Speaker 1: Have we started that pisode?
Speaker 2: We started? I've been getting we started, right, I've been
Speaker 2: getting these insane fucking spam calls that are like, actually
Speaker 2: the scariest thing I've ever gotten, But I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's gonna work.
Speaker 1: Also, welcome back to this episode of Emergency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, yes, begin to stop him. What if you're
Speaker 2: stealing from me?
Speaker 1: I'm stolen. I think as of recent.
Speaker 3: Fire, everything, every dem every person, every person to.
Speaker 4: Bring you down, and every.
Speaker 2: Demonic y'are praying for my downfall. They're praying for my downfall.
Speaker 5: Fire Fire, Can this apply to me to you can
Speaker 5: join fire.
Speaker 1: Now, fire fire, fire fire to.
Speaker 2: Make your chain is about to take place on the
Speaker 2: first thing that's about to shift is your money. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, wait, I got money for yelling fire. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's enough of that. But yeah, I just want to
Speaker 2: let you guys know that I think getting the most
Speaker 2: absurd fucking phone phone calls ever, Like y'all wonder why
Speaker 2: I'm not okay, It is because I get shit like
Speaker 2: that that triggers like some schedu effective disordering me where
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, oh my fucking god, Like, are people
Speaker 2: actually trying to attack?
Speaker 1: Are people actually stealing from me in my day to
Speaker 1: day life? Like, because why do I believe them?
Speaker 5: Well, welcome back to this episode, and maybe that's a
Speaker 5: good leeway into what we're going to talk about today,
Speaker 5: which is our morals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we wanted to talk about our morals and our ethics.
Speaker 1: Are we good people? I would like to think I'm
Speaker 1: good when I need to be ethically.
Speaker 2: I'm a good person morally now.
Speaker 1: So if you can be ethically good and morally.
Speaker 2: Bad, what's the difference between more ethics?
Speaker 5: I think is like how you like treat uh, like
Speaker 5: treat people business wise?
Speaker 1: I might be no, because that's business ethics.
Speaker 5: It's like the things you do and the rules you follow,
Speaker 5: and morals are like But I feel like morals are
Speaker 5: kind of the same.
Speaker 2: Thing ethics and more relate to right and wrong. Uh.
Speaker 2: While they've been used interchangeably, they are different. Ethics refers
Speaker 2: to rules provided by an external source.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking genius, codes.
Speaker 2: Of conduct, workplace, and principles. Morals referred to an individual's
Speaker 2: own principles or regarding right and wrong. Okay, so yeah, Morally,
Speaker 2: I'm like a little corrupt, Like my morals are a
Speaker 2: little out of whack, but ethically I'm a good person.
Speaker 5: Ethically, I'm corrupt because I don't believe in following the
Speaker 5: rules that people give me. I think that's stupid. You
Speaker 5: don't tell me what to do, I will punch you
Speaker 5: in the fucking neck. Morally, I am the most amazing.
Speaker 2: There's a few things. There's a few things I can
Speaker 2: think of laughing his ass off. There's a few things
Speaker 2: I can think of where I'm like, yeah, like society's right,
Speaker 2: don't do that. But you you disagree with those things?
Speaker 6: Well not everything, Like yeah, you're like like I don't
Speaker 6: like I fuck with murder. Actually that's like some Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm like, it's like, I'll be damned if I go
Speaker 6: to court if someone kills a family member me, No, bitch,
Speaker 6: I for an eye, Like come on call of.
Speaker 2: Duty and I for an eye. I literally killed so
Speaker 2: many fuckings. I've killed so many people before we get
Speaker 2: into this episode. I just wanted to stay right off
Speaker 2: the back that it is official. I'm twenty three years old.
Speaker 2: I've decided to stop breastfeeding.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna ade regress and like.
Speaker 2: I thought, no, I've decided. I've decided I'm too old
Speaker 2: to be breastfeeding. It's just a little weird, right, So
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I am a little corrupt that No, But that's that's
Speaker 1: a good moral.
Speaker 5: Like it's okay to breastfeed because you just want to
Speaker 5: stay close to your loved ones and suck on a
Speaker 5: nipple exactly, Like there's nothing morally wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I need to be clear. I'm not sucking my mom's boobs.
Speaker 2: Oh I you thought I was sucking my mom's boobs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that to me, that's normal. Why are you
Speaker 1: sucking the teat of another woman?
Speaker 2: I am sucking my mom's boobs. Okay, let's getting tanged.
Speaker 1: I think it's like your mom listens.
Speaker 2: To you know, she's like the biggest fan of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Mom my mom, shut out my mom.
Speaker 5: Also, you started this before we started HEREW was like,
Speaker 5: I'm just not feeling good, like I'm.
Speaker 1: Not mentally okay. See, that's what I'm saying. You can't.
Speaker 1: You cannot act.
Speaker 5: Resers in front of my camera because the second it
Speaker 5: turns on, all your bread could think about is like
Speaker 5: what can get clips?
Speaker 2: Exactly? No, literally, my brain is a fucking clip.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Literally that didn't even scare me.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I like have to let that I
Speaker 1: was like bumbling, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the consequences of your own actions, Okay, that really
Speaker 2: just threw the vibe off, like incredibly, that like really
Speaker 2: ruined the vibe, like you just.
Speaker 1: You know what it was?
Speaker 5: You felt happier than me, and in that moment, I
Speaker 5: knew I had to take you down. You had to
Speaker 5: take me down, like no one I should be. I
Speaker 5: am so miserable, but I still need to somehow be
Speaker 5: the happiest girl.
Speaker 1: In the room.
Speaker 2: I need to I when I walk into a room,
Speaker 2: I want the vibe to just change immediately.
Speaker 1: To know you're used to do that, like.
Speaker 5: And not in a funny way, and like like you
Speaker 5: weren't doing it to be funny.
Speaker 1: You genuinely were a vibe terrorist. Like you're fucking awful,
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Good at it. I know how to fucking just ruin
Speaker 2: the vibe for everybody. And now well now we know
Speaker 2: I'm a very anti impath. Like if you're an impath,
Speaker 2: and in my vicinity. I will destroy you.
Speaker 1: That's not true. You're just fucking annoying.
Speaker 5: And I think I'm an It was like it was
Speaker 5: like a childish thing of you. You don't do it
Speaker 5: anymore because now we all like know you so well
Speaker 5: that we're like just let him throw his fucking fit
Speaker 5: and ignore him exactly. It's like a little baby.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 2: See, that's the thing, is like I need my space
Speaker 2: when I when I'm in my element. I need my.
Speaker 1: Space when you're in your element. What the are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I need deodorant so bad, so I'm going
Speaker 1: to stand up and get deodorant. But explain what we're doing.
Speaker 2: Okay. So on TikTok, I saw this one TikTok. His
Speaker 2: name is Tall. I think it's Tall psychologist, and he
Speaker 2: does like these moral dilemma polls on TikTok, and I
Speaker 2: thought it was so fucking funny. So I decided to
Speaker 2: pull a few moral and ethical dilemmas and just like
Speaker 2: ask me and Enya these questions and see where we
Speaker 2: lie morally. And I just know it's gonna be so gnarly,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be so there's gonna be real arguments
Speaker 2: and we're gonna disagree on a lot of.
Speaker 1: Things, and I know I'm gonna piss Drew up.
Speaker 2: Literally last night we talked about like why me and
Speaker 2: Kai think like circumcision as a baby is a little weird,
Speaker 2: Like that's just a little weird, like and ya just
Speaker 2: had to have the different, uh different opinion. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: forgot this is the Drew Podcast, so I'll just I'll
Speaker 2: just keep talking.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, but like I'm gonna interrupt because I
Speaker 5: got this gift.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: I just got distracted because I got this gift made
Speaker 5: and they made it in like five hours.
Speaker 2: That's really cool.
Speaker 5: I don't know how I feel about the top, the
Speaker 5: little like nipple, Like it kind of looks like a
Speaker 5: little dumpling.
Speaker 2: Fun it looks like my mom's breasts.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, are you talking about last night when I
Speaker 5: literally got into like such a deep conversation with Kai.
Speaker 1: I felt so bad about that conversation with you.
Speaker 2: No, I literally thought it. I thought it was a debate,
Speaker 2: like it wasn't.
Speaker 7: Like.
Speaker 5: I just feel bad sometimes when I'm so on the
Speaker 5: opposite end of someone's opinion, and I just like because
Speaker 5: I can literally go on forever, like I can like talk.
Speaker 1: Oh we saw and like I can push.
Speaker 2: It for it. I feel like KAI could have gone
Speaker 2: on forever too. I feel like y'all were both just
Speaker 2: like just hashing it out.
Speaker 1: And then Drew kicked us out of his room because.
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, it's one thirty in the morning,
Speaker 2: like take you know what it is.
Speaker 5: Because also, we can't have talks like that for that
Speaker 5: long because it gets very like because you get bored
Speaker 5: of talking and instead of just backing out and being
Speaker 5: like okay, like I actually don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 1: Anymore, you're stubborn, annoying.
Speaker 5: Ass says some shit to piss me off, and then
Speaker 5: I start going deep and like digging deep until.
Speaker 2: I was doing it last night. I was doing it
Speaker 2: last night. I was like, oh, like I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: under a skip a little bit. But no, I thought
Speaker 2: it was like a good conversation and points were made
Speaker 2: on both sides. It was. There was the conversation about
Speaker 2: like circumcision, which was just kind of like funny. It's
Speaker 2: like which I do believe that it is fucking weird,
Speaker 2: like why are we doing that as a society, Like
Speaker 2: give me my foreskin back, I will take pills to
Speaker 2: regrow it if I have to.
Speaker 5: That's another fucking and I don't believe men have the
Speaker 5: like hygienic intellect to take care of foreskin.
Speaker 2: Like I'm about to just be like like get in,
Speaker 2: get into this one. But then also they had like
Speaker 2: conversations about like n f t's and crypto and just
Speaker 2: shit like that, which was like an actually fascinating conversation,
Speaker 2: and I think y'all should have that debate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me and Ky we are going to start our
Speaker 5: own podcast and then sooner or later it'll like grow
Speaker 5: past this one and we're just gonna shun you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I expect that I expect to be
Speaker 2: shunned out of this career.
Speaker 1: I mean, the guy on the phone told you.
Speaker 2: That's literally what I'm reap. You didn't, y'all are constantly
Speaker 2: praying for my fucking down.
Speaker 1: You didn't yell fire a loud enough.
Speaker 2: I know in private, I explained that ship. Really, that's
Speaker 2: the first one I've gotten where he's asked me to
Speaker 2: interact with it, which is crazy. Normally he's like press one, now,
Speaker 2: press one.
Speaker 1: Now you look, he should like turn to God and
Speaker 1: start doing that.
Speaker 2: No, literally, y'all, don't y'all do not want my religious art,
Speaker 2: Like you do not want it. They're coming soon.
Speaker 1: Our religious homophobic tant art.
Speaker 2: Coming soon, coming real, fucking sue.
Speaker 1: I Like, there's so there are way too many influencers.
Speaker 5: It's literally like the child star theory, like there are
Speaker 5: too many influencers who started young and.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden got like religious and homophobic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like the amount I could think of three off
Speaker 5: top of my big nick. Sorry, we need to get
Speaker 5: to pass because he literally has been threatened with death
Speaker 5: all his life, so like I like get that one,
Speaker 5: but something but is just me bored, Like he's he's
Speaker 5: drying up and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, he's spreading misinformation.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is true. He is literally spreading that.
Speaker 2: The vaccine has like the devil in it and abort
Speaker 2: his aborted fetuses in it and it's like really evil,
Speaker 2: which like again like I'll allow him to spread that,
Speaker 2: Like I'll allow it. I'm sorry he deserves that. I
Speaker 2: love him. I genuinely we've hung out before. It was great,
Speaker 2: But I just people change, you know, It's true. People
Speaker 2: can change.
Speaker 1: Can you get on with it?
Speaker 7: Like with the topics, you're gonna go on a big
Speaker 7: nick ram like like it's like when you were like
Speaker 7: and I guess that just says a lot about us,
Speaker 7: Like a whole lot.
Speaker 2: Of it does say a lot about us. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I have a couple loaded up in the camera role
Speaker 2: right now from this guy's page, the tall psychologist page.
Speaker 2: So okay, this one's a gnarly We're gonna start off
Speaker 2: narly right off the beginning. Would you rather die happy now,
Speaker 2: like right now, die happy or live a long happy life?
Speaker 2: But post death people think you're a serial child abuser?
Speaker 1: You know what the problem is is, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm dying happy now. I'm dying happy now just because
Speaker 1: like I get to be put out of my misery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also there's like an argument where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: but who the fuck cares? I'll be dead as fucking
Speaker 2: I'll be dead as bones.
Speaker 5: I don't care, like I'll literally be such like dust
Speaker 5: that like that will actually not actually I'll take the
Speaker 5: long ass happy life, Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Like because in my mind I know deep down that
Speaker 2: I'm not that. Yeah, I'm an evil person, so I'm.
Speaker 1: Like what oh oh at.
Speaker 5: My funeral, Like are y'all gonna like start talking about
Speaker 5: me like I don't know a fuck girl.
Speaker 2: I'm not I literally don't care, like yeah, and then
Speaker 2: also just like the promise of being happy, like that
Speaker 2: sounds kind of awesome.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds like that sounds like there's.
Speaker 2: No true happiness. No, I genuinely don't think there is no.
Speaker 1: I think I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5: I think like that idea of happiness is over like saturated,
Speaker 5: so that people feel like they have to like work
Speaker 5: themselves to the bone, which in the end is only
Speaker 5: like profitable for like the people around you in corporations
Speaker 5: and like capitalism blah blah blah blah. But I think
Speaker 5: like it literally is like this like grand ideology that
Speaker 5: like most people are incapable of having.
Speaker 2: The happiest No, never mind, let's move on.
Speaker 1: You have to say some fucking stupid shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bit my tongue. I bit my fucking tongue. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is a good one. This is a good one.
Speaker 2: Poor people get ten percent better lives, but they're rich
Speaker 2: people get one thousand percent better lives. Do you press
Speaker 2: the button that's like activates that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do.
Speaker 5: Wait, I get wait, I guess not that I think
Speaker 5: about it well, because I'm just.
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, it's kind of the same, like right now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just.
Speaker 1: Like doubling what it is. Yeah, like what does anything mean?
Speaker 1: M Yeah, I'll press it.
Speaker 2: Pressive for the girls. I'll do it for the girls.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm That's just me doing my part
Speaker 1: for the people.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's literally what happened in the pandemic, except
Speaker 2: the most is it good?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, I was like, oh yeah, like the.
Speaker 2: Riches got like even more richer, like seven trillion dollars
Speaker 2: richer or some crazy fucking numbers.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, except also poor people literally got
Speaker 2: even more poor.
Speaker 1: So we could take.
Speaker 2: Up Yeah, I'll do it, okay, but would you make
Speaker 2: poor people ten percent more poor? Oh? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Is that what it apps?
Speaker 5: I misread it and I'm happy as fuck to slap
Speaker 5: the mine because I think it'll make.
Speaker 2: Them and know like, oh my god, what damn she's evil. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's see what this one is. Oh, I screenshot of
Speaker 2: the same one to us. Okay, I have to go fine,
Speaker 2: I have to go down this list and find some
Speaker 2: so just talk for a second.
Speaker 5: H I don't know, Oh you know what I I
Speaker 5: went and got and it's actually fucked up that you
Speaker 5: told me to talk for a minute and it took
Speaker 5: me one second that I was like, like.
Speaker 2: If you put me on the spot like that, I
Speaker 2: literally and like I just have infinite.
Speaker 5: Dumb shit to talk about. Today, I realized that.
Speaker 1: I am like kind of fucking stupid.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 1: It was so beautiful out.
Speaker 5: And it was like raining, and I was running my
Speaker 5: errands and it was like so sweet and I was
Speaker 5: like walking around in the rain and it.
Speaker 1: Felt so good.
Speaker 5: And then I was getting really paranoid because I was like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I don't know if my immune system
Speaker 5: can like handle just like being cold and in the
Speaker 5: rain like this anymore. But I also don't believe that
Speaker 5: I'm like someone who will ever get sick by any means,
Speaker 5: Like I just don't think my body does that.
Speaker 2: Like, are you talking about the booster.
Speaker 1: No, I was just talking about getting sick in general
Speaker 1: because they ran in the rain. Oh I really want
Speaker 1: the booster though, but like.
Speaker 2: It's they won't let us have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they won't let us have it until it's been
Speaker 1: exactly six months. It was just so annoying.
Speaker 2: But I can get it. I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1: Does Johnson and Johnson need a booster?
Speaker 5: Yeah right, I know, yeah, you're about to go get
Speaker 5: a booster and fucking like die because you're not even Anyways,
Speaker 5: when the fuck are they going to change the eye
Speaker 5: you know, when you go and get your eyes checked
Speaker 5: and they show you that little fucking house at the
Speaker 5: end of the road. On one, I want to live there.
Speaker 2: Ye, It's like I want to live there so bad.
Speaker 5: And two, why the fuck are eye tests like literally
Speaker 5: ye old in machines, Like why are you blowing air
Speaker 5: into my fucking eyes?
Speaker 1: Like what is that doing for you? Like, you're just
Speaker 1: embarrassing me.
Speaker 5: You're actually embarrassing the funk out of me right now
Speaker 5: actually because I'm sitting here and I'm like like jumping
Speaker 5: in my seat and I look like a fucking pussy.
Speaker 2: What a fucking pussy?
Speaker 5: And also I got a new prescription of eye contacts
Speaker 5: today and I think it was the wrong one. But
Speaker 5: I was too scared to ask more questions because I
Speaker 5: felt stupid for taking so long because I was trying
Speaker 5: to explain him. I'm like, my vision is blurry that
Speaker 5: like things like bleed out and are blurred out, but
Speaker 5: it's not like I can't see, it's just like things
Speaker 5: are like really like.
Speaker 1: Like blurred out. And then I was too scared to
Speaker 1: ask my.
Speaker 2: Job is literally to answer this question.
Speaker 5: Well, I was too scared and intimidated, and I walked
Speaker 5: out with the wrong prescription and my.
Speaker 1: Left eye like does not see as good as my.
Speaker 5: Right eye, and like I can't change it. And I
Speaker 5: already spent three hundred dollars on contacts, and then I
Speaker 5: was too nervous to be like, yeah, I ordered them
Speaker 5: off an illegal website, because like, you can't tell that
Speaker 5: to your like optometress, you probably could. Yeah, he literally
Speaker 5: was like I lied to him, and I said, oh,
Speaker 5: I just get my contacts. My friend has the same
Speaker 5: prescription as me, and she gets them from her company with.
Speaker 1: The craziest lie. And I was like and then he
Speaker 1: just looked at me.
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, you know, if you get them from
Speaker 5: a third party website or anything like that too, we
Speaker 5: could just price match it. And then I was like okay,
Speaker 5: but I like was too embarrassed to go back on
Speaker 5: my like extravagant lie.
Speaker 1: I told, so, I just spent way more money than.
Speaker 2: I need to learn a lesson though, No, don't lie
Speaker 2: to your doctors, and I'm gonna keep lying. They're there
Speaker 2: to help you.
Speaker 5: Are fucking not. They're there to take my money. Doctors
Speaker 5: are there to take my money and tell me I'm
Speaker 5: sick when.
Speaker 2: I'm not exactly, h exactly my.
Speaker 1: Anti doctor propaganda.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's a good one. The trapped mining crew. So
Speaker 2: this is, I guess, a moral dilemma. Okay, Heather is
Speaker 2: a part of a four person mining expedition. There is
Speaker 2: a cave or there is a cave in. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't read. I can't read. There
Speaker 2: is a cave in, there's a cave in, and the
Speaker 2: four of them are trapped in the mine. Okay, I
Speaker 2: had to zoom in so I can follow the words.
Speaker 2: A rock has crushed the legs of one of the
Speaker 2: crew members and he will die without medical attention. She
Speaker 2: establishes radio contact with the rescue team, and it has
Speaker 2: learned that it will be thirty six hours before the
Speaker 2: first drill can reach the space she is trapped in.
Speaker 2: She's able to calculate that the space has enough oxygen
Speaker 2: for three people to survive for thirty six hours, but
Speaker 2: definitely not enough for four people. The only way to
Speaker 2: say the other crew members is to refuse medical aid
Speaker 2: to the injured crew members so that there will be
Speaker 2: enough oxygen for the rest of the crew to survive.
Speaker 2: Should Heather allow the injured crew member to die in
Speaker 2: order to save the lives of the remaining.
Speaker 5: Crew members, Well, can't the medical Like the medicare isn't
Speaker 5: even getting to them in time anyway, So the motherfucker's
Speaker 5: gonna die.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so they can choose the injured motherfucker to die,
Speaker 2: or I think the more moral thing is to just
Speaker 2: let whoever runs out of oxygen first.
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say, Like this is
Speaker 1: not my business.
Speaker 5: I didn't set this up, Like this is God's plan,
Speaker 5: and like, whichever one of you motherfucker's dies, because I
Speaker 5: know it won't be me, because I'm about to be
Speaker 5: sucking the fuck out of the Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be sucking up that air.
Speaker 1: I'm about to be taking big ass gulps for the
Speaker 1: next ETU.
Speaker 2: It's on the injured motherfucker for getting injured, Like, don't
Speaker 2: get injured, Vicinity, Like you literally you know who I see?
Speaker 5: How the I am there's four of us. Now, how
Speaker 5: the fuck did that happen to you? And only you?
Speaker 1: You wanted that?
Speaker 2: Okay, but out of me, you Kai, and let's say, Josh,
Speaker 2: who you exactly like?
Speaker 5: You know and you say that because you want to
Speaker 5: hurt feelings, I have to let Kai die?
Speaker 2: What the fuck I've known you'll you'll wanna let myself die.
Speaker 2: I was gonna sacrifice myself for the people. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're so evil, You're so fucking you know, like I
Speaker 2: just set your ass up.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm also very like squeamish with injury anyway, So
Speaker 5: if I saw one of y'all with broken legs, I.
Speaker 1: Would just kill myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, anytime I'm like from being like drunk, You're
Speaker 2: like no, like you have to take care of yourself,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, literally can't, Like I cannot take
Speaker 2: care of it.
Speaker 1: Well, one, you're a man, So why the.
Speaker 2: In literally leaving me to die on the fucking concrete? Yeah,
Speaker 2: roll that real quick.
Speaker 4: I mean, we could drive him to the hospital.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost four thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up
Speaker 5: like four times in a row, and we did take
Speaker 5: it to the hospital.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, why do we have to take Drew
Speaker 1: to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Look at him, He's way worse than Mason.
Speaker 4: This is like Project X.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what if it's like, you're so annoying,
Speaker 5: because that was like when like got around on TikTok
Speaker 5: and there were comments being like this girl is like
Speaker 5: whether it's his best friend.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how about this, I'm gonna smack the fuck
Speaker 1: out of you.
Speaker 2: You dumb that you don't know our relationship, Like.
Speaker 5: You're fucking stupid and I fucking hate you. And you
Speaker 5: know what, if I saw you dead on the floor.
Speaker 2: I leave you, I'd actually like exponentiate your death. I
Speaker 2: would do something to make it faster.
Speaker 5: I just like, I'm like, so annoying because obviously I
Speaker 5: understand that, like there are gonna be people who come
Speaker 5: across us on the internet and don't know us or
Speaker 5: our dynamic and make comments on it, But like, how
Speaker 5: about you shut the fuck up if you don't know
Speaker 5: what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck you're talking about, Yeah, don't comment, And that that's
Speaker 2: the other thing is every if everybody just shut their
Speaker 2: fucking mouth.
Speaker 5: Yes, I will say it because it is like that's no,
Speaker 5: that's a difference. Like I do this because it's my job.
Speaker 5: You do it for what, like to give you my skin?
Speaker 5: Read read a book, like if you're that bored, like
Speaker 5: literally watch a movie.
Speaker 2: Is fucking disgusting right now? Okay? The life insurance policy.
Speaker 2: Mary is in the hospital lounge waiting to visit a
Speaker 2: sick friend. A young man sitting next to Mary explains
Speaker 2: that his father is very ill. The doctors believe that
Speaker 2: he has a week at most to live. He explains
Speaker 2: further that his father has a substantial life insurance policy
Speaker 2: that expires at midnight. If his father dies before midnight,
Speaker 2: the young man will receive a very large sum of money.
Speaker 2: He says that the money would mean a great deal
Speaker 2: to him and his family, and that no good will
Speaker 2: come from his father living. A few more days after
Speaker 2: talking with him, Mary can tell that this man is
Speaker 2: in desperate need of money to feed his family. The
Speaker 2: man asked Mary to go up to his father room
Speaker 2: and smother his face with a pillow. Should Mary kill
Speaker 2: this man's father in order to get money for the
Speaker 2: man and his.
Speaker 1: Family, Yeah, I would do it. I would do it.
Speaker 1: If he gave me money.
Speaker 2: If I'm on my deathbed and I have an insane
Speaker 2: life kill, I'm like put me away, like put me under.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit, Like what's three more days
Speaker 2: on this earth living in this fucking hospital going to
Speaker 2: do for me make me more depressed, Like I don't
Speaker 2: need that time to like spiral and freak the fuck
Speaker 2: out kill me. But I think, does she have a
Speaker 2: moral obligation to do it? Absolutely not?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, Why does the sun do it since he
Speaker 1: wants his home? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, literally why?
Speaker 1: I'm like, who is Mary? Mary's just there. She's like
Speaker 1: I'm literally here for like a sinus sympthect.
Speaker 2: I know she's like my mom is up in her
Speaker 2: room dying right now, just for the fun of it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Mary, kill him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, Mary, don't be a bitch, Like literally,
Speaker 5: if she was gonna get bread for.
Speaker 1: It too, like go ahead, like do it.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't the doctors just give you the Well he's on
Speaker 5: life support and he's like not talking, Like.
Speaker 1: This hypothetical makes no sense because don't you have the
Speaker 1: option anyway to like yank that motherfucker out.
Speaker 2: I don't know in this hypothetical that's not stable.
Speaker 5: Well, in this hypothetical, that's what I assume, And I
Speaker 5: wouldn't even use Mary. I would just ask the doctor
Speaker 5: and be like, yo, like we can't afford to keep
Speaker 5: him up for seven more days, like kill his ass.
Speaker 2: I don't know that's how it works. I think the
Speaker 2: doctor that comes to you and is like, it's just
Speaker 2: like too expensive to keep him going.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna if the doctor hasn't said it, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna keep hinting and.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, like I really.
Speaker 2: Can't, Like I don't want to hit in my pockets.
Speaker 2: Pull the plug right fucking now, and I'll give you
Speaker 2: twenty five grand in the morning. Please just pull the plug.
Speaker 2: That's me to the doctor. Sorry, dad, but I'm pulling
Speaker 2: your plug.
Speaker 5: My dad has always said, though, this is so morbid,
Speaker 5: But he has said to us so fucking often. It's
Speaker 5: probably why I'm very morbid about the idea of getting
Speaker 5: old and dying. But he was like, I don't want
Speaker 5: to be a vegetable, Like don't fucking play with me,
Speaker 5: Like are you dumb?
Speaker 1: Like are you actually dumb?
Speaker 5: Like if I can't talk to you, why are you
Speaker 5: keeping me like Let He's like he's always like, let
Speaker 5: me go, don't like play with me real And I
Speaker 5: stand by that. But that's like a lie everybody who
Speaker 5: gets in that situation, I can't do it, and I
Speaker 5: keep my little old decrepit dad.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you better keep pushing, girl. I want
Speaker 1: to come play.
Speaker 2: I want to come see you. I'll meet Chiney afterlife. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know what this one is with the titles insane,
Speaker 2: the title the mad Bomber.
Speaker 7: Dude, this episode is just fucked up, Like what a
Speaker 7: way to end the year, just people watching me correct
Speaker 7: the fuck up?
Speaker 2: Hell, well, know you're seeing our morals, like we're laying
Speaker 2: we're showing who you truly are as people.
Speaker 5: Dude, mad Like someone writing that was like, it's like
Speaker 5: the Mad Hatter but with bombs.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, they all have really clever titles. Again.
Speaker 1: Insurance Policy.
Speaker 2: A madman who has threatened to explode several bombs in
Speaker 2: crowded areas has been apprehended. Unfortunately, he has already planted
Speaker 2: the bombs and they are scheduled to go off in
Speaker 2: a short time. Sounds it's it is possible that hundreds
Speaker 2: of people may.
Speaker 1: Die, but there's someone out there, right, Why.
Speaker 2: Do all of them have to deal with death?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Why are they?
Speaker 5: Why aren't they're just like fun ones like oh do
Speaker 5: I spit in someone's drink or not?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, exactly all.
Speaker 1: Of them are so incredibly more bid.
Speaker 2: It is possible that hundreds of people are gonna die.
Speaker 2: The authorities cannot make him divulge the location of the
Speaker 2: bombs by conventional methods. He refuses to say anything, and
Speaker 2: he requests a lawyer to protect his Fifth Amendment right
Speaker 2: against self incrimination and exasperation. Some high level official suggest torture.
Speaker 8: This would be illegal, but the official, or but the
Speaker 8: the official is sure that it will make him tell
Speaker 8: the truth in time for you to diffuse the bombs.
Speaker 2: What should you do?
Speaker 1: Torture the motherfucker?
Speaker 2: What if you know that the bomber can withstand torture
Speaker 2: himself but would talk if they were Oh this is
Speaker 2: it got crazy? Okay, what should you do?
Speaker 1: What if you've actually into torture?
Speaker 2: What if you knew that the bomber can withstand the
Speaker 2: torture himself but would talk if you were to torture
Speaker 2: his innocent wife instead? Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 1: Ripping that bitch of nipples off.
Speaker 2: I'm literally I'm ripping her nipples off. I'm literally peeling
Speaker 2: her fucking fingernails up, like I'm putting bed of bamboo
Speaker 2: for a and I'm gonna let the bamboo grow through
Speaker 2: her because it grows really fast and it's really gnarly.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put a rat cage on her stomach and
Speaker 2: starve the rat so it has to it starts eating through.
Speaker 1: So have you seen that somewhere? Did you just make
Speaker 1: that up?
Speaker 2: Like I don't torture people that way, I'm not weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I beat the living ship out of his wife,
Speaker 1: like are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: And the question, and then I would get a Nobel
Speaker 5: Peace Prize for beating the ship.
Speaker 1: Out of someone.
Speaker 2: I think it would just be like.
Speaker 5: No, I would be like, yeah, I did it, Like
Speaker 5: do you know what I had to do to save
Speaker 5: those people?
Speaker 1: I had to give this woman two black eyes?
Speaker 2: Kay, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I would give the bomber a really good head, and.
Speaker 5: Then well, no, in this hypothetical, you can't make yourself
Speaker 5: like good at something, so like you can't all of
Speaker 5: a sudden be good at giving head.
Speaker 1: So it's like, how would you like, We're thank you
Speaker 1: for your life.
Speaker 2: She's making points, so you're.
Speaker 5: You would probably give like mediocre like but closer to
Speaker 5: like really gnarly, like almost scarring.
Speaker 4: And it would be such a good head that he would.
Speaker 2: Call off the attack, the attack and really like I
Speaker 2: turn actually like brave of He would call off the.
Speaker 1: Attack and switch the bombs for fireworks and start the
Speaker 1: pride for.
Speaker 2: This it becomes this coming out party because coming out
Speaker 2: YouTube extravaganza, the robin Hood Robber onto the robin Hood Robber.
Speaker 5: Like, I'm so sorry that all of these are just
Speaker 5: so funny because.
Speaker 2: Like like us immediately laughing at someone planting bombs, like
Speaker 2: that's all you need to know. Are people about us,
Speaker 2: That's all you need to know.
Speaker 9: No, the idea of someone like writing that, like you
Speaker 9: were so fucking bored.
Speaker 2: Like in what world does that ever? I mean that's
Speaker 2: probably happened before now, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know if it's like I don't know that just
Speaker 5: all of these are funny because they're all written so
Speaker 5: that someone can be a superhero. Yeah, Like all of
Speaker 5: them are like I'll take the I'll do it, like
Speaker 5: I'll take the l for the two.
Speaker 2: Like Okay, I don't know what this one is you
Speaker 2: witness a man rob a bank, but instead of keeping
Speaker 2: the money for himself, he donates it to a local orphanage.
Speaker 2: You know, this orphanage has been struggling for funding, and
Speaker 2: the money will allow the children to receive proper food, clothing,
Speaker 2: and medical care. If you report the crime, the money
Speaker 2: will be taken away from the orphanage and give him
Speaker 2: back to the bank. What should you do? Keep my
Speaker 2: fucking mouth shut.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm not reading all that again. Basically, a man robs
Speaker 2: a bank, you see it, but he gives all the
Speaker 2: money to an orphanage. Do you report the crime? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why would I report that?
Speaker 2: Fuck them kids?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a n arc Like wait, wait, wait, waita wait,
Speaker 1: I misheard you. I thought you said literally.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, let them keep the fucking money.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're saying that he like robbed the bank,
Speaker 5: but like gave the money to an orphanage.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, why would I say anything? Actually? I would
Speaker 1: be like can I get a little bit too?
Speaker 2: I'm hungry? Yeah, I go up to him and say
Speaker 2: give me fifty percent of that money for.
Speaker 1: Hell No, I'd be like, I'd be like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I get like fifty k. Like you're robbing a bank,
Speaker 1: You're you're walking away with a lot of money. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: can I get fifty K? Please?
Speaker 2: I wonder how much? How much is like the average
Speaker 2: bank robbery, because I don't think it's one hundred grand
Speaker 2: or more than like half a million.
Speaker 5: Dollars's no way they're holding that much money. Look it up,
Speaker 5: there's no way they're holding that much money.
Speaker 1: Like, because we have been.
Speaker 2: Probably I feel like the average bank robbery is like
Speaker 2: four thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Matt, what God dude, the average bank robbery ended about
Speaker 4: four and thirty three dollars in.
Speaker 5: That is so sad and that was so raata account forlation.
Speaker 1: Isn't that like a felony? Also like robbing a bank?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like you go to jail for fifteen years,
Speaker 2: twenty years.
Speaker 1: For four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's embarrassing. Get a real job.
Speaker 5: Just kidding, Okay, then I guess yeah, like have the
Speaker 5: fucking money to the orphanage.
Speaker 1: They're gonna like literally feed like three people.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, you're not feeding an orphanage
Speaker 2: off of four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So whoever made this one is just like not.
Speaker 2: Really mys logically, they're just missing the market.
Speaker 1: Thinking more about being a superhero.
Speaker 2: Okay, ummm, there's so many of them. Okay, these ones
Speaker 2: are like more fun, I think Telling a secret? Oh,
Speaker 2: telling a secret? Do you want to read this one?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is this a fucking Google doc?
Speaker 1: Wait? Why is this on Texas dot Gov?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I switched to this website.
Speaker 1: Telling a Secret. Your friend tells you that they committed
Speaker 1: a crime.
Speaker 5: They explained that they were having trouble sleeping at night
Speaker 5: and feel you're the only one they can trust with
Speaker 5: their confession.
Speaker 1: A few days later, you read in the paper that
Speaker 1: someone has been arrested for your friend's crime. Do you
Speaker 1: go to the police and tell them what you know? Be,
Speaker 1: encourage your friend to confess and warn him.
Speaker 5: If he does not do so, you will tell see
Speaker 5: say nothing, because you will not betray your friend.
Speaker 1: I'm shutting the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Wait, but someone went to jail for your crime.
Speaker 5: Yeah, someone went to jail for your friend's crime. If like,
Speaker 5: a random white dude went to jail for your crime,
Speaker 5: I'm like whatever.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm like tip for tat.
Speaker 5: There's a white dude out and there's a white dude
Speaker 5: in unless it was like it was like if it
Speaker 5: was a POC, I'd be like, all right, girl, come on,
Speaker 5: like I'm like listen, like this is I mean, regardless
Speaker 5: of the person I'm sending, you're asked to jail, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna say. I'm gonna say, I'm literally I literally just
Speaker 5: told you I wouldn't send you to jail.
Speaker 1: If it was a white dude, you gotta wrested.
Speaker 2: See, that's that's the thing. I'm moretals lying in different places.
Speaker 2: Maybe you are morally corrupt.
Speaker 5: No, I am morally correct, bitch, Like that's the correct
Speaker 5: thing to do.
Speaker 1: It's to send a random white dude to do. I
Speaker 1: think said my random white dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 5: Like you're gonna tell me if like a tantamojo, I
Speaker 5: motherfucker got arrested for my crime, you're not gonna just
Speaker 5: let her go to the slammer, like let her.
Speaker 2: Go in that case, Like sure if it's like a
Speaker 2: bad person, like it's like Dexter he like kills only
Speaker 2: bad people. It's true, like Dexter kill.
Speaker 5: Imagine, Okay, if Bryce Hall got arrested for your crime,
Speaker 5: Like we're going and having a key tonight.
Speaker 1: Like we are celebrating a key.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's how I feel. I wouldn't snitch because
Speaker 5: I'm not a fucking snitch.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm still sending you to prison.
Speaker 1: You just want to send me the person for fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends on the crime. Also, like how long
Speaker 2: are you going away? Wait this one' is it like
Speaker 2: thirty days?
Speaker 1: No, it's I think it's supposed to be like Morita. No,
Speaker 1: if it's like a robbery, I'm like, go to jail.
Speaker 1: I'm likena go to jail, or like go to court.
Speaker 1: You're white, You'll be fine. You're like a white guy, Like,
Speaker 1: you'll be good.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 5: This one's called sarcastic friend. Your friend has a great
Speaker 5: sense of humor. However, sometimes his jokes involved making fun
Speaker 5: of others in appropriate ways. You will point out a
Speaker 5: physical flower, look for something od or different about a person, and.
Speaker 1: Make an unkind of comment. You feel uncomfortable when you're closer, No,
Speaker 1: I know, do you say something or just laugh? I laugh?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's a safe space. It's behind closed doors.
Speaker 1: Like also, like, that's not your friend.
Speaker 5: If y'all aren't pointing at people and making like yourself
Speaker 5: feel better in a situation like what the point of.
Speaker 2: The morally correct thing to do is to correct your friend.
Speaker 2: But like I said in the very beginning, I don't
Speaker 2: give a shit like if I'm if you're not like
Speaker 2: going up to that person and making fun of them,
Speaker 2: who's it hurting? Like blissful ignorance? I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not saying like people should make fun of
Speaker 5: people in their face, do it behind their back like
Speaker 5: a normal person, Like that's what most people do.
Speaker 2: Guys, we're joking.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 5: I think everybody needs to be made fun of. I
Speaker 5: get made fun of, so why can't make fun of
Speaker 5: other people? Hit and run Late one night, you're driving
Speaker 5: home in a bad rainstorm. A drunk reels out in
Speaker 5: front of your car and you try to stop, but.
Speaker 1: You hit him. Nobody sees you. The guy looks and
Speaker 1: smells if he is homeless. Wait, where's his going?
Speaker 2: I thought a drunk driver.
Speaker 5: HiT's I thought you've never even had a speeding ticket.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, you check to see how badly he is
Speaker 5: hurt and realized he's dead. You never even had a
Speaker 5: speeding ticket and are an upright professional with a family
Speaker 5: and A are well known and respect to your community.
Speaker 5: Do you make a report and honestly confess your crime
Speaker 5: or drive on home and forget about it, knowing no
Speaker 5: one is going to pursue the death of a homeless drunk.
Speaker 1: WHOA, this one's really targeted.
Speaker 2: I'm reporting it anonymously, and I'll I'll live with my demons.
Speaker 2: That's enough punishment for the crime. M.
Speaker 1: I literally I would kill myself, Like that's what I
Speaker 1: would do. I would actually kill myself.
Speaker 5: Also like also like the description of this, you like
Speaker 5: the guy looks and smells as if he is homeless,
Speaker 5: Like that is not an upstanding citizen, like to go
Speaker 5: to home and be like eww like after you just
Speaker 5: literally hit them with your car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm reporting.
Speaker 1: Texan and Nature. So it makes sense that it's on
Speaker 1: this website.
Speaker 2: I'm reporting it unanimously.
Speaker 5: What are you doing? M, I'm snitching on myself because
Speaker 5: I would like, I'm gonna kill myself in prison anyway,
Speaker 5: so I'll let the family have satisfaction in throwing me
Speaker 5: in the slammer and then I'll kill myself.
Speaker 2: But no, that's the point, Like, no one knows that
Speaker 2: he's gonna there's no family.
Speaker 1: Then I'll just i'l sso kill myself just for fine.
Speaker 5: I'll still there for fun. So we have to normalize
Speaker 5: talking about no, we did not.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: These are so fucking whack.
Speaker 9: You buy a pile of clothing items on sale at
Speaker 9: your favorite department store.
Speaker 1: When you get home, you.
Speaker 5: Realize one of the items is not on the receipt?
Speaker 5: Do you go back to the store and pay for it? Fuck?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 5: Reread that you buy a pile of clothing items on sale,
Speaker 5: which I don't know why they're like saying that you
Speaker 5: buy a bunch of clothing items on sale at your
Speaker 5: favorite department store. When you get home, you realize one
Speaker 5: of the items is not on the receipt.
Speaker 1: Do you go back to the store and pay for
Speaker 1: or just let it go?
Speaker 2: Just let it go?
Speaker 5: Like literally, are you fucking insane? You have to be
Speaker 5: a fucking psychopath.
Speaker 1: To go back.
Speaker 2: You're fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Of you're such a freak.
Speaker 2: Like I went working the counter and someone was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like I drove home and like I noticed that, Like
Speaker 2: you didn't charge me for this. I would be like,
Speaker 2: you're a serial killer, and I am gonna charge you
Speaker 2: three times as much, Like for this product because you're actually.
Speaker 5: Dangerous and you're like I was like having so much
Speaker 5: fun sitting here on my phone on TikTok and now you're.
Speaker 2: Like you're ruining my fucking day.
Speaker 1: Okay. Also, you know what I just realized.
Speaker 5: These are twenty eight top moral dilemma questions by the
Speaker 5: Oxford Dictionary. Like these are like according to like this
Speaker 5: is literally a government document.
Speaker 1: That it's like, these are the like ways you know
Speaker 1: if someone's good or bad?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the shopping one, are you fucking kidding me? Are
Speaker 5: you actually kidding me? That being on here? Also the
Speaker 5: government of Texas talking about a homeless person and saying
Speaker 5: they're so.
Speaker 2: Stinky morally you should go and get it back.
Speaker 1: No, I think that's ethically you should know at.
Speaker 2: The bottom there's ethical dilemmas. So these are morals and
Speaker 2: then at the bottom it goes into.
Speaker 5: That was an ethical one. I think, yeah, that was
Speaker 5: an ethical one. The shopping one.
Speaker 2: Wait, what are ethics again?
Speaker 5: Ethics are like rules placed by society kind of so
Speaker 5: it's like a.
Speaker 1: Rule of thumb for society to bring it back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like another ethical.
Speaker 2: I guess it's kind of both. Like morally, are you
Speaker 2: like okay enough to like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess, because it says ethics are defined as
Speaker 5: moral principles that govern a person's behavior when conducting in
Speaker 5: a certain activity like this. One says, you receive a
Speaker 5: package at your home that was delivered to the wrong address.
Speaker 5: The shipping will indicates it is a favorite item that
Speaker 5: you cannot afford to produce yourself.
Speaker 1: Do you keep it? I fucking keep it.
Speaker 5: I keep it because I'm an normal person, and I
Speaker 5: know that the person who actually ordered it will just
Speaker 5: email and be like, hey, my package was stolen, like
Speaker 5: this is so fucked up. I paid a lot like
Speaker 5: or like my package never arrived, and they'll get I think.
Speaker 2: I think in that case, I'm gonna try to find
Speaker 2: if it's like, if it's on my street or literally
Speaker 2: next door, I'm like, I'll just give it to me.
Speaker 1: It depends what it is. I can't lie. I'm taking
Speaker 1: it on bored.
Speaker 2: It's the new mew mupuffer.
Speaker 5: Cosy and I'm taking it and I'm wearing it every
Speaker 5: day in and out of the apartment. And the neighbor's
Speaker 5: gonna be so jealous and think that I got mine first,
Speaker 5: and really I stile there A friend gives you a
Speaker 5: gift for your birthday. Unfortunately, is the type of perfume
Speaker 5: you are extremely allergic to. Do you say something and
Speaker 5: ask for a receipt to return it or keep quiet?
Speaker 1: If that's your friend, why wouldn't you just be like, girl, the.
Speaker 5: Shit makes me itchy, like I know, literally twitch it,
Speaker 5: like stop playing?
Speaker 2: Exactly how was that ethic?
Speaker 1: Also? How was that ethics? I guess again, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Because it's like, on a societal standard, the manner driven
Speaker 5: thing is like, oh, if you have manners, you just
Speaker 5: stay quiet and you like accept the gift. But me
Speaker 5: and my dumb fuck friends don't act like that with
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we tell each other the truth. If it's burning
Speaker 2: my skin, like I'm not, I'm not weird, I don't
Speaker 2: give a shit. I'm like, Oh, let me go get
Speaker 2: some good shit that I like the smell of.
Speaker 1: Get rich.
Speaker 5: Your friend offers you an opportunity to make a great
Speaker 5: deal of money very quickly. He has arranged to set
Speaker 5: up an offshore account for your profits. He will not
Speaker 5: tell you exactly how he's making this money, but you
Speaker 5: get the impression that it is not exactly legal. He
Speaker 5: only wants an investment of five hundred dollars and promises
Speaker 5: to you that you will have enough from your minimal
Speaker 5: investment that you will never need to work again. Do
Speaker 5: you a give him the five hundred? Deciding if you
Speaker 5: don't know how he is making it, you're in the clear.
Speaker 5: Two demand to know the details before getting involved.
Speaker 1: Three Decide you want no.
Speaker 5: Part of this as you as you trust your instinct
Speaker 5: that the offer is shady and you might even get
Speaker 5: in legal trouble.
Speaker 1: I'm shutting the funck. I'm gonna give me you five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give run me my fucking money.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, well, I didn't know what he was doing.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get scammed by fucking cash app scammers. Give
Speaker 2: us two hundred dollars and I'll make it four thousands.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, how the fuck are you gonna do that?
Speaker 5: Like, actually, okay, because you rent over my phone? How
Speaker 5: am I sending you rent? Like that makes no sense?
Speaker 5: Like how do I give you? Like I literally like
Speaker 5: type in my phone like it's a calculator app, and
Speaker 5: then I get to live.
Speaker 2: Here start paying me renting bitcoin?
Speaker 1: I know, Like why, I don't even know how you
Speaker 1: would do that?
Speaker 5: Like I genuinely like if you put me in a
Speaker 5: room and you were like, you can't google it, but
Speaker 5: you have to figure out how to like figure out bitcoin,
Speaker 5: I would like just crumble.
Speaker 1: I would like have to kill myself.
Speaker 2: Same actually same, No, what did I ask though?
Speaker 1: Just now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I asked a question.
Speaker 1: But then I did not hear you ask a question.
Speaker 2: You're talking.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh, well it doesn't matter. We'll listen back and it'll
Speaker 2: be there and it'll be unanswered forever.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is insane, A difficult choice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you and your family that that's underlined by the
Speaker 5: way I'm gonna like say, I'm gonna emphasize what's underline.
Speaker 1: It's only two things.
Speaker 9: You and your family love the beach and decide to
Speaker 9: spend a weekend in an isolated beach cabin. Your teenage
Speaker 9: daughter often gets bored on your getaways, so you make
Speaker 9: plans to take your niece along. As soon as you arrive,
Speaker 9: a storm is looming on the horizon and the water
Speaker 9: looks rough. You tell the girls they can get ready
Speaker 9: to swim, but to come back and help unload the car.
Speaker 9: They are so excited they do not pay attention to
Speaker 9: the last part of what you say, and run down
Speaker 9: to the beach to swim. You do not realize they
Speaker 9: have done so until you hear your daughter scream. You
Speaker 9: realize they are both caught in a strong current and
Speaker 9: might be swept out to see you are a good swimmer. No,
Speaker 9: you can save one of them. You have a difficult
Speaker 9: choice to make.
Speaker 5: Do you save your niece first, as she is a
Speaker 5: poor swimmer and will not be able to last as
Speaker 5: long as your daughter, or be save your daughter first
Speaker 5: because although she is a strong swimmer swimmer and may
Speaker 5: be able to last longer for you to come back
Speaker 5: after saving your niece. You cannot stand the idea of
Speaker 5: I'm saving my daughter.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like.
Speaker 2: What but if the daughter can swim better?
Speaker 1: Like, I'm that doesn't mean swimming.
Speaker 5: I've been in rough currents, same she could swim, like,
Speaker 5: she could swim all she wants. Like if the ocean
Speaker 5: wants her, it's taking her. I'm like, we can drag
Speaker 5: the nise onto the shore and.
Speaker 1: Resuscitate her like a little game, Like life is a
Speaker 1: little game.
Speaker 2: And I'll um, I think I'm gonna save the niece
Speaker 2: and then go after my daughter. But also I'm answering
Speaker 2: that as someone who will most likely never have kids
Speaker 2: in his entire life, and I kind of don't care.
Speaker 2: And I'm also a narcissist.
Speaker 1: So I just am like, I'm saving my fucking daughter.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That one's mine? That one's literally mine.
Speaker 2: But like also imagine like going to your sister and
Speaker 2: being like.
Speaker 1: Your kid, don't I'd save my daughter and kill myself.
Speaker 6: Duh.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's not the answer to every fucking
Speaker 2: moral dilemma.
Speaker 5: Well it's my it's it's the quick fan. These are
Speaker 5: the rest of them are like so fucking whack.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, oh is this the insurance policy? When you read.
Speaker 5: Maybe you have worked years to be successful in your
Speaker 5: father's business, you felt you were obligated to take over,
Speaker 5: as he worked his whole life to build.
Speaker 1: The business left to him by his father.
Speaker 5: However, the large businesses in town have seriously cut into profits,
Speaker 5: and for several years you and your family have just
Speaker 5: managed to scrape by. Your father's health has declined.
Speaker 1: And he has been hospitalized.
Speaker 5: He has a substantial life insurance policy that expires at midnight.
Speaker 5: If he dies before midnight, you will inherit enough money
Speaker 5: to pursue a career care you've always dreamed of and
Speaker 5: provide at No.
Speaker 1: Listen what the government wrote.
Speaker 5: Do you one pinch the ostygen line making it impossible
Speaker 5: for your dad to die? Or smother him with a pillow?
Speaker 2: Oh, making it impossible for him?
Speaker 5: Oh, making it possible for him? Did the problem? Let
Speaker 5: him suggest a solution and go by what he says. See,
Speaker 5: do you nothing. You cannot imagine living your life if
Speaker 5: you terminate your dad.
Speaker 1: I just say pinching the oxygen.
Speaker 2: I'm pinching the oxygen.
Speaker 5: I'm pinching the shit out of it, like actually personally,
Speaker 5: because like in this hypothetical, like obviously it's my dad.
Speaker 1: I would talk to my dad and he'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, you're right, let me try.
Speaker 5: But yeah, the government saying pinch his oxygen to making
Speaker 5: it impossible for him to die, and then using the
Speaker 5: term terminate your dad.
Speaker 2: Germinate, terminate. I'm looking to see if I have anything
Speaker 2: else to talk about, because I feel like we did
Speaker 2: that for enough time. But i have nothing else to
Speaker 2: talk about, and I've talked about everything in the last
Speaker 2: two weeks. I'm all out of topics. Yo yo, yo,
Speaker 2: oy oil.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I think that's it for the episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think of anything else I want
Speaker 5: to say. I know I gave my big sappy speech
Speaker 5: in the last episode because I miss calculated, and actually this.
Speaker 2: Is I was wondering why you did that in that episode.
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, we still have one more.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, Okay, it's Christmas.
Speaker 2: It feels good.
Speaker 1: Days in seven days, it'll be the first.
Speaker 5: Like I thought that this episode was going to go
Speaker 5: up on the first, but I miss calculated because I
Speaker 5: forgot that there's thirty.
Speaker 1: One days in December.
Speaker 2: You're thirty one days. You're thirty one days in December.
Speaker 1: Why isn't there the same amount of days and every month?
Speaker 1: It just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Driving on nine, my daddy's got a shotgun. You sing
Speaker 2: it right, I sing it.
Speaker 5: Wrong, but I sing it right. Yeah, I know, but
Speaker 5: I just started going with you, so, you know, embarrassed
Speaker 5: the living fuck out of yourself.
Speaker 2: Let's do some mediana. I have no new music for you, guys.
Speaker 2: I have one new song, Cigara by Fabio Kara Karama Karamuya.
Speaker 2: It's a great song. It has bird chirps. It's very
Speaker 2: natural sounding. I think that's something that I really like
Speaker 2: in music that I don't think enough people utilize is
Speaker 2: like water sounds and like bird sounds, and just like nature.
Speaker 1: Sounds, you already column uses that they're.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's like a really uh a lost
Speaker 2: art and we need to bring it back. And even
Speaker 2: like like park sounds like recording like conversations at a park,
Speaker 2: or like recording like out of your street window in
Speaker 2: New York City and just hearing streets sounds like hearing
Speaker 2: that in a song. I'm like, oh, I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm home, but I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, you feel like you're home you come from like
Speaker 5: the most quiet, Like.
Speaker 2: No, I just meant like home is a feeling, not
Speaker 2: a place.
Speaker 5: That was deep that was that's literally like such a
Speaker 5: saying like you didn't make it up, girl.
Speaker 2: I bet if you look that up, it's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Are you actually kidding right now? You're fucking trolling.
Speaker 2: I had something to say that deep saying that you
Speaker 2: just made up? Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna disappear and you guys will never hear from
Speaker 1: me again.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know if I did this song before.
Speaker 2: Kimmy By Bogden, Oh my god, Oh okay, yeah, Razinsky
Speaker 2: is that it boggedin Razinsky? Come on, Wig like turns
Speaker 2: up every fucking song.
Speaker 5: You are insane. Come on, Wig, turns up every single song.
Speaker 2: It's really great. And then I'm gonna say Protection by
Speaker 2: Massive Attack and Tracy.
Speaker 1: Thorne, Tracey.
Speaker 5: Tracey, I kicked a boy by the Sundays writing Gold
Speaker 5: by MF. Doom knocks me off my feet, Stevie, you
Speaker 5: wonder and put me.
Speaker 1: Down the kran Boweries.
Speaker 5: And then I started watching this is gonna shock a
Speaker 5: lot of people. Oh yeah, I started watching Kevin Hart's
Speaker 5: new show, and it's actually so fucking insane.
Speaker 2: It's really it.
Speaker 5: Literally it's it's insane because it actually did catch me
Speaker 5: so off guard.
Speaker 1: I'm only two episodes in.
Speaker 2: That little motherfucker can act. He can.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: He's like he's like really good at showing like nothing
Speaker 5: but fear and desperation and like human cowardness, like cowardliness
Speaker 5: in the face.
Speaker 2: Like he's got like a whole short male audience on
Speaker 2: his back. He's carrying them into the new year.
Speaker 1: He's like killing fit all of them on there.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that's it for Media Live yourself, love yourself.
Speaker 2: Happy New Year, See you in the new year.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, Drew, What are you doing?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What was that hand signal you were just doing?
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Drew was throwing up illuminanti.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Oh my god, we're gonna be her.
Speaker 10: I just want to say, twenty twenty two will not
Speaker 10: be my year. I know everyone goes into the new
Speaker 10: year being like, this is my year, this is it.
Speaker 10: Twenty twenty two will probably be the most terrifying, terrorizing year.
Speaker 1: Of my life. I feel like there will be a
Speaker 1: black cloud cast.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. When I say something is.
Speaker 5: Coming, I see how I'm talking about me and you
Speaker 5: have to make it about you.
Speaker 2: I'm saying something is coming.
Speaker 1: Well, something's coming for you, but something bigger is coming
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying in general and the world, something is coming.
Speaker 2: Something is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: No, and I'm not talking about the world.
Speaker 2: I just want to a bit chat clip it when
Speaker 2: the big thing happens. I'm feeling alien invasion. We found
Speaker 2: a block a moon? No, we found Have you heard
Speaker 2: about that? Actually?
Speaker 1: No, Because I don't think about things that aren't happening.
Speaker 2: A Chinese rover that is just roving the moon found
Speaker 2: a giant, like a massive fucking cube, an unnatural shaped cube,
Speaker 2: just on the fucking moon. And they took pictures of it,
Speaker 2: and over the last like four days they've been driving
Speaker 2: towards it.
Speaker 1: They just be like, ship there now.
Speaker 2: But I just think it's really interesting that, like that's
Speaker 2: just something that happened. I'm not saying it's aliens. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, like, what is it? It's just it's cool
Speaker 2: to think.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking box. It's a PR package. It's an
Speaker 1: Addison ray item, beauty PR package that she asked the moon.
Speaker 5: Look at this, y'all, like, don't say that is you
Speaker 5: were showing me a picture of fucking nothing right now?
Speaker 1: Are you actually kidding me? True? Give me that photo
Speaker 1: right now. And I'm moving up to the camera.
Speaker 2: No they can see, will insert the photo.
Speaker 4: You on the moon?
Speaker 1: Like what is that?
Speaker 2: I'm not That's what I'm saying. What the fuck is it?
Speaker 1: There's nothing there. It's a fucking girl.
Speaker 2: You show you Okay, you're spreading misinformation. I did not
Speaker 2: show you that photo.
Speaker 1: You showed me the circle, which is no different.
Speaker 2: This is different. This is.
Speaker 5: It's literally the rover seeing another fucking rover on the
Speaker 5: other side of the fucking.
Speaker 4: Massive and the top down photo is crazy. What the
Speaker 4: hell is the top down photo?
Speaker 2: This one? I think so like this one?
Speaker 4: Yes, what is that?
Speaker 2: Literally? What is that?
Speaker 1: Y'all are actually so fucking gonna lie.
Speaker 2: That's wicked.
Speaker 4: That looks like something from Fortnite.
Speaker 2: It's literally there. There is a fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: The Fortnite crash.
Speaker 2: No, there was a Fortnite event and everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like the Fortnite promotion for the new season because
Speaker 2: they did like a cube thing. I don't fucking know,
Speaker 2: I don't play that game, but quite quite eerie.
Speaker 1: They all are so annoying.
Speaker 5: Y'all are so annoying, like Kui acting more interested in
Speaker 5: it to piss me off, Like it's literally fucking nothing.
Speaker 2: It's huge though, it's like absurdly big, which is the
Speaker 2: other thing.
Speaker 5: I'm like, that's what people say about my big honking vagina.
Speaker 2: So new Alien Invasion coming soon?
Speaker 4: Should do another hour about the cube?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 1: So annoying? All right, well, happy New Years, you guys.
Speaker 5: There's no such thing as aliens. That cube is stupid
Speaker 5: nothing matters. You should think about your real life and
Speaker 5: the people around you, because you're not going to space anytime.
Speaker 2: It's about to be our real life. If it is
Speaker 2: something crazy, think about it. You know what, we're gonna
Speaker 2: go up to that fucking test eract. I'm gonna call
Speaker 2: it a testa ract. It could be it could be
Speaker 2: the fourth dimension, the portal to the fourth dimension.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and y'all can go in there.
Speaker 2: It could be exactly.
Speaker 5: Y'all are so annoying, Like you're literally one of the
Speaker 5: most annoying people ever.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'll see you know.
Speaker 2: If it's the moon's vagina.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the first person on the moon.
Speaker 5: Alright, Bye, Happy New Year, he said, you guys,