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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yes I do. Okay, So every Sunday my husband gets drunk,

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Speaker 3: right and whenever he's like so so wasted, I.

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Speaker 4: Go his wallet.

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Speaker 3: And then the next day he's like, hey, well, like

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Speaker 3: what happened? You know, did I do anything? And I'm

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Speaker 3: like no, but he didn't even notice that I had

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Speaker 3: already taken like one hundred dollars from his wallet and

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Speaker 3: he's just actually looking and I'm like, hm, I don't

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Speaker 3: think he never noticed so ever since I've been doing that.

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Speaker 3: So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then I just go

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Speaker 3: into the wallet, take one hundred dollars, two hundred hey.

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Speaker 3: And then the next day I'm like, hey, shopping Okay,

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Speaker 3: he doesn't know it, so I'm like all right, so

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Speaker 3: I'm moving here and I know my daughter. I was like,

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Speaker 3: you happy to keep it a secret? We your Maschell

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Speaker 3: and she's like, oh no, don't worry. She's like like,

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Speaker 3: can you speak another hundred dollars? So you can't be

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Speaker 3: for me? And I'm like, what's this this for? Meet?

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yay,

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Speaker 2: I have a good day. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up.

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Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I have two little, dirty little secrets, lovely, let's hear okay.

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Speaker 1: The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five,

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Speaker 1: I was getting married and his girlfriend at the time

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Speaker 1: they broke up, she kept like making me feel uncomfortable,

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Speaker 1: you know, like she wanted him back. Sure, so I

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Speaker 1: wrote a letter to him to his house in her name,

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Speaker 1: stating that she was not.

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Speaker 4: Going to be with him anymore, that she was getting

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Speaker 4: married and to leave her alone. What he said, well,

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Speaker 4: let's get married.

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Speaker 1: And so we got married, and we stayed married until

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Speaker 1: two and five he got neck and throat cancer.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Well to congratulations on

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Speaker 2: the marriage that long. You know it doesn't happen, and

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Speaker 2: obviously you know it's sad story at the end.

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Speaker 1: But sure, but you got you, Yes I did.

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Speaker 4: My second one is I love I love.

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Speaker 1: To smell manure.

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Speaker 4: I love it. I love it all right.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm kind of with you on that

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Speaker 2: last one. Whenever I drive through like a place that

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Speaker 2: I don't know why, I just I take big whips.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll roll down the window even.

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Speaker 4: Right, I love listening to you. I'll show the price.

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Speaker 4: Are just out of this world. I'll like wef out loud.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much, appreciate you.

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Speaker 4: Have a great day.

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Speaker 2: If you need to go manure with you, if you

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Speaker 2: ever need someone to just walk around and field of

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Speaker 2: cows with you, I'm down. Have a good day, happening

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Speaker 2: to Bye bye. What's your dirty little secreing