WEBVTT - enya was almost kidnapped

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, welcome back to Emergency Intercolm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a minute, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's been a while since we've sat in

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<v Speaker 1>these chairs.

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<v Speaker 2>In a minute, it's been like a month and a half,

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<v Speaker 2>almost two months since we've recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>All the Oh my god, it literally has been Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All the episodes'all I've been seeing has been stockpiled, loaded up.

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<v Speaker 2>Hence why my hair was long in the last episode,

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<v Speaker 2>but the one before that my hair was short.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how does it feel to be back in this chair?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you've been gone for so long? Are you different?

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<v Speaker 2>It feels awful to be in this chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow. I thought you like maybe would express like

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<v Speaker 1>joy and love for your craft or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Never that calling this a craft was a really brave statement.

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<v Speaker 1>I just made, Like that was really crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a craft. This is a career. How about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Are you excited to be back?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. I'm dreadful.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm so excited to talk because I've realized I

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<v Speaker 1>talk so much, and that's like not a shocker to

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<v Speaker 1>anyone on the planet, but I've just been so much

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<v Speaker 1>more talkative. Like literally, any thought I have, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>who can I text this too? Because I just haven't

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<v Speaker 1>and it hasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Been fucking me because this bitch, I'm not kidding, ignored

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<v Speaker 2>me the entire month we were gone, and I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I wanted to get our I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>our our tension going. And it's like there was I

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<v Speaker 1>was building, longing and yearning with you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you just ignored me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't deny that. When I got back, I

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<v Speaker 1>went to your room to say hello, and we had nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>dirty hot sucks because I hadn't spoken for so long.

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<v Speaker 2>But I would like to speak.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't complaints when I was finger blasting you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well let's get into the episode, shall we? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I have a switch cartridge and YA hasn't done to

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<v Speaker 2>eat the Nintendo's Switch Cartridge challenge not a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you keep saying it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just try it?

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<v Speaker 1>Were people actually eating this? Because why do I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that actually happened? Like you kids ate this?

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<v Speaker 2>Just try it, lick it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not licked at your cartridges?

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<v Speaker 2>Please please please, no, you lick it. I'll lick it.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes good, Like why.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I didn't hide it Okay, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want like hello, I already did. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want like on like video like there bru that

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like fucking acetonin.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the Nino do they like code it in

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<v Speaker 1>that kid don't eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>In bitter They coat it and bitter ship. So when

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<v Speaker 2>the kids put it in their mouth, they spin it

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<v Speaker 2>because now you want to play the challenge. Now you

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<v Speaker 2>want to do the child.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to lick the metal part.

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<v Speaker 2>I doubt the metal tastes bad.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the metal taste. Oh no, it tastes really bad. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, that's actually crazy. Yeah, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I saw when Switches were like first coming out, that

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<v Speaker 1>kids were like eating the cartons.

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<v Speaker 2>It's definitely because kids were eating DS cartridges for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wasn't one of those kids like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they definitely don't have like fragments of cooking moms.

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<v Speaker 2>Sitting in your cunnin tin dogs isn't sitting in my

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<v Speaker 2>colin right now, My n tin dogs died inside of

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<v Speaker 2>my body.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I tell you the story I've been holding out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So me and Orian were on our world tour

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<v Speaker 1>Europe Extravaganza, and we would go to the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would a man be there?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would a man be there? I hate how loud one.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate how loud your boys can get too. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate myself because like no one knows the pain of

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<v Speaker 1>hearing yourself, like while you're trying to while I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to disassociate and fall down a rabbit hole of nothingness

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok, to hear my own voice is the most like,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not the first time because I'm really famous.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, like, it's it's really hard for

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<v Speaker 2>me too to hear my voice and be scrolling on

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<v Speaker 2>my feet and see myself pop up.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm like, oh, not again me as if I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't fully like an edit of myself like.

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<v Speaker 2>Three days Oh I know. I literally go through the

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<v Speaker 2>emergency intercom. I search up emergency intercom on TikTok and

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<v Speaker 2>like every single video on there just so it boosts

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<v Speaker 2>the algorithm, like the girls need to see this.

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<v Speaker 1>You use the bathroom and like leave it playing like.

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<v Speaker 2>On loop exactly. No, literally, we actually have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bunch of iPhones in the house, like you know in

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<v Speaker 1>Target when they have the iPhones on the little thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We have like eight of them in the living room

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<v Speaker 1>and then we just like do the accessibility like auto

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<v Speaker 1>scroll thing and we have it going through every few minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the Emergent or the Pokemon Go player bikes

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<v Speaker 2>that have like the big wall of uh Like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't screen, and I never needed to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the crazy thing you'll ever see. It's like basically

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<v Speaker 2>they do it Pokemon Go bike phones. They do it

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<v Speaker 2>because it's it's crazy. It is the most dystopian shit

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<v Speaker 2>you'll ever see in your life. Hold on, but they

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<v Speaker 2>do it so they can like walk a bunch and

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<v Speaker 2>hatch a bunch of eggs at once.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's sweet that it's an old man though exactly

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like a bunch of people that do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, he's actually fucking fired.

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<v Speaker 2>What he should do is start a streaming business where

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<v Speaker 2>he boosts the streams on these flop ass bitches accounts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the one thing that I don't believe. I believe

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<v Speaker 2>in the dead Internet theory that, uh, there's no way

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<v Speaker 2>I love Selena Gomez life. She's the girl like, but

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<v Speaker 2>there's no way her music is streamed that much. I

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<v Speaker 2>do not hear it anywhere the weekend, Like, yeah, maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>but I still think they're like buying streams from stream

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<v Speaker 2>farms to boost or streams. So when I see it,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my gosh, he has ninety million monthly listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe I need to tap into that. Same with

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<v Speaker 2>like the Kardashians. Everyone like, how the fuck does Jimmy

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<v Speaker 2>Kimmel have like eighty billion followers on Instagram followers like that,

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<v Speaker 2>but he only gets like a thousand likes and ten

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<v Speaker 2>thousand views on his videos on ig Like dead Internet

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<v Speaker 2>theory is real, Like we're just all interacting with really

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<v Speaker 2>advanced spots at this point, and like we're probably not

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<v Speaker 2>talking to anyone, we're talking to AI, like robots like

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<v Speaker 2>that are borderlines sentient?

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<v Speaker 1>You were actually schizophrenic?

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<v Speaker 2>No, look up at the dead Internet theory. I swear

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<v Speaker 2>to god, it's a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's that's just that was your Drew Syop corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I have I got a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>shit to do in it. Look at this, Look at

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<v Speaker 2>all these.

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<v Speaker 1>Are those all like Syop corner. Oh, that's just like you're.

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<v Speaker 2>This You're no this on to there is psyop So

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<v Speaker 2>I got like four episodes worth written them and I

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<v Speaker 2>did it all on the airplane, and I look like

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<v Speaker 2>a like a real psycho, like a real psycho. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the story.

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<v Speaker 1>So we would go to the beach every day and

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<v Speaker 1>just lay out and rot in the sun because it's

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<v Speaker 1>all we wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Did y'all play with each other's pussies at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, lots of tripping happened for sure. And like me

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<v Speaker 1>and Ryan went to Europe and we were like this,

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<v Speaker 1>but we came back like this. And it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>when we were getting on the plane, we were like this,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had to, like, you buy four chairs, so

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<v Speaker 1>we bought a whole row so we could just like

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<v Speaker 1>lay and then we would buckle like over our hips

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<v Speaker 1>and then our heads like earthing hips.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, you have really fertile hips, like you have

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<v Speaker 2>really nice berthing hips. I'm gonna start saying that to people.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't you had a nice like just womanly body.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, your hour glass figure is shining through

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<v Speaker 1>that skims dress right now. You look gorgeous. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>you should comment on. Somebody's I g bost.

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<v Speaker 2>Take her swimming on the first date because not only

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<v Speaker 2>they have makeup now, but they got skim suits skims

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<v Speaker 2>by you know the.

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<v Speaker 1>But what like if you could have a skims bathing suit,

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<v Speaker 1>is that what you mean? Or you mean like oh,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're saying like it's fake.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'm just telling the truth. Like I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I spit, I spill. Also sorry, keep going. I'm gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>like the video of being like, dude, it's crazy to

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<v Speaker 2>see this video of this kid that and he grew

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<v Speaker 2>up to be a cult leader and like all the

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<v Speaker 2>comments are like, who the fuck is this and why

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<v Speaker 2>is the cult leader? There's been a lot of videos

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<v Speaker 2>going viral of me recently, of me like being like

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<v Speaker 2>a homeless person in the back of Madeline in Steven's videos,

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<v Speaker 2>and like it just reaches the side of the internet

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<v Speaker 2>that people have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And people actually think you're like, yeah, the killer.

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<v Speaker 2>They literally think I'm the killer and that is like

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<v Speaker 2>my ultimate dream.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when they actually find the bodies in Central Park,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be like, dude, it wasn't a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut that shit off. Cut that off.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we would go to this beach all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and in Europe it's like not like naughty to take

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<v Speaker 1>your top off at the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, bro, why didn't I get to go? Man, I

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<v Speaker 2>need to see all the boobs on the beats. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I didn't go see Barbie because there was

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<v Speaker 2>no tits in the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If they showed some puss,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have.

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<v Speaker 2>Been yeah, yeah, like hello Barbie, like Mattel, like step

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<v Speaker 2>up your fucking puss.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you want to talk about like showing like people

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<v Speaker 1>for who they really are. And it's supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>the sentimental, like human experience of a Barbie movie. But

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<v Speaker 1>where is the pussy?

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<v Speaker 2>We've said the p word like eighteen totally the most.

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<v Speaker 1>We've ever said it in an episode. Yeah, but actually

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<v Speaker 1>this this story does have to do with my kuchi.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was not about to say my pee word.

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<v Speaker 1>But so we went to this beach every day that

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<v Speaker 1>we were there, and we went to it every day

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<v Speaker 1>last year, and while we were walking down this hill,

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<v Speaker 1>we realized this ship was a glitch. I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a glitch in the system because we never

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<v Speaker 1>saw I know, we never saw this like open way

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<v Speaker 1>of the railing because it's like a long road down

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<v Speaker 1>a mountain that you have to walk down. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a fifteen to twenty minute walk. And we never saw

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<v Speaker 1>this opening in the railing, but as we're walking this time,

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<v Speaker 1>we notice it and we look over and Orin's like

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<v Speaker 1>we should go down there to see what there is,

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<v Speaker 1>because we always look over the edge and we're like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a bunch of boats out there.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're entering the old beach, no literally, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We always talk about how we wish we could runt

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<v Speaker 1>to boat to go like out on the water or

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<v Speaker 1>be in a really secluded area. The beach isn't that busy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pretty secluded beach anyways, but that area is

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<v Speaker 1>so secluded because there's like two houses that have beach

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<v Speaker 1>space whatever. We go down there one day and we're like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is awesome. We need to come back here tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>because we were high as fucking we wanted to eat

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<v Speaker 1>really bad, and we didn't want to have to do

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<v Speaker 1>a trek back before that's pointless. Next day we go

0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:57.320
<v Speaker 1>down there and we're all alone, so I'm just like, okay,

0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna just get button naked, like no one is here.

0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:03.960
<v Speaker 1>We're fully like covered by rocks, and I'm just like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're like laying there topless. And then I just

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Not been naked a butter bronzin, Like, what's his face

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<v Speaker 2>in that sky? Is it your butter your bronze?

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<v Speaker 1>And oh, it's my bronzin, it's my bronzin, My my

0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.959
<v Speaker 1>extremely pale bronzin is shining in the sun right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever. It's like, not great. I need to take

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<v Speaker 1>off my whole bathing suit. But it was a tie one,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just like opened it up. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh if somebody, if I see somebody in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner of my eye coming, I'll just like tie

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<v Speaker 1>it back up. Whatever I am not somebody who's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, someone's gonna see me naked. I literally

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. Also, that is actually a big issue that

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<v Speaker 1>I need to take care of because I'll tell the

0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.800
<v Speaker 1>other part of the story, but this is a big

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<v Speaker 1>issue I have, and I do it when I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm supposed to be in danger. I'm really stubborn,

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<v Speaker 1>so if somebody is giving me a dangerous vibe, I

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<v Speaker 1>won't immediately walk away from the situation because I am

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<v Speaker 1>so stubborn that I'm like, oh, you think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>fucking scare me a bitch, try and stab me. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a fuck, Like I'm gonna stand here, I

0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.840
<v Speaker 1>don't care. Yeah, And that's basically what I did in

0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:08.520
<v Speaker 1>this situation. We're laying there and this man starts coming

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<v Speaker 1>down the steps and I didn't notice him until he

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<v Speaker 1>got close, and he just like obviously I had been

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<v Speaker 1>getting like we got pervy stairs like the whole week

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<v Speaker 1>because we're just two girls with their fucking hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like walking around just looking.

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<v Speaker 1>At I know, and Drew kept coming by in different

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<v Speaker 1>disguises and we were like, you literally don't have to

0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:26.840
<v Speaker 1>do that. You could just look and he was like, oh,

0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like I'm not Drew exactly, but he the

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<v Speaker 1>way it was as we were laying on these rocks

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<v Speaker 1>and then there was a rock right in front of us,

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<v Speaker 1>and he literally he this man comes up and stands

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<v Speaker 1>there and is like looking out at the water, but

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<v Speaker 1>then like like looking up and I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. So I like slowly start getting dressed

0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:48.800
<v Speaker 1>because I was doing the thing where I was like, oh,

0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:50.200
<v Speaker 1>you think you're gonna scare me, like you think I

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<v Speaker 1>give a fuck if you see me naked, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a fuck. And then but that didn't work

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<v Speaker 1>out for me because he took it as like okay.

0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.400
<v Speaker 1>So then he just starts glaring down at me, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like okay, so I start slowly putting

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<v Speaker 1>all my stuff back on. I don't think anything of it.

0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.640
<v Speaker 1>And then I literally said to Oriyan, also, it's old.

0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.400
<v Speaker 1>He had to have been like forty three or something,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, it was.

0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.760
<v Speaker 2>If it was like a seven year old would be like,

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<v Speaker 2>that is my thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That is literally my thing. Because also at the restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>on this beach, there's an old man who has to

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<v Speaker 1>be like sixty eight who works there, and without without

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<v Speaker 1>a doubt, every time we ate there, he would be

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<v Speaker 1>taking my order me when I'm like, I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 2>To be allowed to stup, so no, no, I just

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<v Speaker 2>noticed that mine's really loud to.

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<v Speaker 1>But without a doubt, every single time we ordered at

0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:34.719
<v Speaker 1>that restaurant, we would be coming from the beach, so

0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.280
<v Speaker 1>I would just have a bikini top on and then

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<v Speaker 1>like pants or something show. Yeah, he literally would be

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<v Speaker 1>like like like and he like literally like he would

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<v Speaker 1>be taking my order, were.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't know if you can see.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's a little shorter than me somehow, so he

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<v Speaker 1>would literally be like like his head was like like

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<v Speaker 1>being dragged down by my boobs.

0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:06.440
<v Speaker 2>But it's a short guys summer. The short guys are

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<v Speaker 2>winning this year.

0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, the fuck it is not. I've never

0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.920
<v Speaker 1>had sex with someone taller than me. But that's besides

0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the point. Actually, one.

0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Literally every single person, I.

0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Feel like they're all short. They all like short vibes.

0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:22.400
<v Speaker 1>They all got that short vibe.

0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:28.000
<v Speaker 2>But we'll finish history in another episode. So no, I

0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.760
<v Speaker 2>saw a video where someone's like this is me when

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<v Speaker 2>they say they'll show a picture like and they never

0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:36.640
<v Speaker 2>put it up on the screen. But other one where

0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.400
<v Speaker 2>it's like we'll talk about in another episode and we

0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:39.320
<v Speaker 2>literally never do.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we will insert the Paparazzi one here in the

0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.280
<v Speaker 1>middle of this story. We'll insert the.

0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Paparazzi is the Paparazzi video. That's the Paparazzi video We've

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<v Speaker 2>been talking about for months you and we just never

0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:05.680
<v Speaker 2>we forgot to put it in there. But people in

0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:08.000
<v Speaker 2>the comments were like, I won that video, So bad.

0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:09.000
<v Speaker 2>So there it is, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll finish the story in the next episode. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but okay, so whatever. I slowly get dressed and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like me and O'Ryan were already planning on moving

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<v Speaker 1>because for some reason, there was hell of flies in

0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.600
<v Speaker 1>that area anyway, and we kept like, yeah, it's just

0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.280
<v Speaker 1>because my stinky cooter ron said was out. So we

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<v Speaker 1>were like, let's just go to the actual beach because

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<v Speaker 1>also this man is here now. So we get up,

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<v Speaker 1>but we start going up the steps and he disappears

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<v Speaker 1>down into the rocks and there's a bunch of boats

0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.360
<v Speaker 1>docked in the area, which I only assume there's this

0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.400
<v Speaker 1>boat that goes around and you can get taken to

0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.560
<v Speaker 1>your boat, like whatever. So this man disappears down the rocks,

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<v Speaker 1>and as we're going up, I like look around because

0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, he didn't exist. We just made that up.

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<v Speaker 1>But I see him swimming towards a boat and he's

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<v Speaker 1>like me and Orian stopped to Sarah because we were like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is happening? Is that his boat? And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was making the juttall round. I was like, damn,

0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll let him se me naked some more if I

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<v Speaker 1>go get on that boat, Like I get to get

0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:04.600
<v Speaker 1>on the boat, I'll let him look at me naked

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<v Speaker 1>all day.

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<v Speaker 2>David hasselhoff and he was swinging David Hasselhoffen's sponge chasing.

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<v Speaker 1>So he gets on his boat and when he's on

0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.360
<v Speaker 1>his boat, he sees us staring at him, and he

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<v Speaker 1>looks at me. I never interact with perverts, and I

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<v Speaker 1>like me and o'rian had just been joking that we

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<v Speaker 1>I would let him see me naked if I got

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<v Speaker 1>on the boat, and so I like look at him,

0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:27.920
<v Speaker 1>and I like waved. I don't know why, so I

0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.040
<v Speaker 1>waved at him, and me and Ryan just start laughing

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<v Speaker 1>and we go up.

0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I can't so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're walking down this road and we hear like an

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<v Speaker 1>engine revving up, so we think a car is coming,

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<v Speaker 1>and we kind of stepped to the side and we

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<v Speaker 1>look out into the water and then we start hearing

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<v Speaker 1>really loud, like Europeans play this kind of English music

0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:51.000
<v Speaker 1>that it's what they think Americans listen to. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>weird electronic ed m ish Ai voice where it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>well I get apart. It's nag like like like don't

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<v Speaker 1>like random. We heard that kind of music and an

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<v Speaker 1>engine revving, and I look over.

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<v Speaker 2>Modern day sirens.

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<v Speaker 1>He is fully following us down to Hell. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know we're walking. I didn't even know

0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.439
<v Speaker 1>you could cruise control a boat like this, Like I

0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.399
<v Speaker 1>didn't know he could go at our pace. So I

0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:26.359
<v Speaker 1>look over and we start crying, Oh my fuck, god,

0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:28.359
<v Speaker 1>he's follow us. Should have waits, Oh my god. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm freaking out. And we're walking down and there's like

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<v Speaker 1>two houses and I was like a run. When we

0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.320
<v Speaker 1>get to that fucking thing, hide hide, like we need

0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:38.080
<v Speaker 1>to hide from and he's following us. We hide, and

0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:39.840
<v Speaker 1>we stay there for like two minutes, and we are

0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.560
<v Speaker 1>cracking up. We like pull out our towels and like

0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:44.000
<v Speaker 1>cover our faces and our bodies because we're like, maybe

0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:45.800
<v Speaker 1>he'll just like think we like went into this house.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we keep walking and he literally I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how he knew when we were walking, so he

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<v Speaker 1>starts speeding up again. Bitch, he kept following us at

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<v Speaker 1>over was like yeah, bitch, you were talking all that

0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:59.000
<v Speaker 1>ship hey, and he's gonna stab and kill us. And

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<v Speaker 1>then me and I were like, okay, wait, wait, maybe

0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.040
<v Speaker 1>there's a chance he's nice though, like, maybe there's a

0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:07.560
<v Speaker 1>chance he's like just like a lookie perpon. We were like,

0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:11.680
<v Speaker 1>we were like, maybe he's because also, this was like

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<v Speaker 1>the day after we hung out in Lisbon and for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time ever we met lesbian a straight Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we will come on like there's a yes, And I said,

0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.040
<v Speaker 1>we got close. Where do you think we got close?

0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Is that that's Greta Thunberg.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, that's where she's from. Lesbian Yeah, okay, where are

0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:35.040
<v Speaker 1>you saying she's a lesbian or she's from lesbian?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, there's like that picture of her saying lesbian

0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:41.920
<v Speaker 2>or something. Yeah, I'm coming to lesbian.

0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:49.040
<v Speaker 1>But whatever. The night before we had hung out in

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<v Speaker 1>Lisbon and we met for the first time ever the

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<v Speaker 1>least like not the first time ever, but the least

0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:59.040
<v Speaker 1>threatening straight man on the planet. And it was such

0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.680
<v Speaker 1>an enjoyment. Right here, Oh you're what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right here?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean though?

0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:07.200
<v Speaker 2>At least threatening straight man on the planet. Like I

0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:10.080
<v Speaker 2>like bond bonds and bronze ands and shit, but like

0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna.

0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Bon bonds or booths.

0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:15.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like bond bonds and bronzes and buds but like,

0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna like be scary to them and Ship,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah without.

0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:21.639
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever touched them in general?

0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:24.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, say like sandbags and ship.

0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I wrote this story up because too long anyway. So

0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:34.280
<v Speaker 1>we're like, for some reason, we're also just kind of

0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:37.320
<v Speaker 1>hungover and like being stupid. We're like maybe like he's like, chill,

0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:38.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe it's not even that big of a deal because

0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:40.960
<v Speaker 1>we want to get on about that fucking bad, I guess.

0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:43.800
<v Speaker 1>And then we keep walking and so we walk down

0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:46.440
<v Speaker 1>and there's a dock and then this restaurant. He stops

0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:48.119
<v Speaker 1>at the dock and I was like, oh, Ryan, speak

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck up, because he's gonna get out and talk

0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:51.480
<v Speaker 1>to us. And Oaran was like, wait, I kind of

0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:53.560
<v Speaker 1>we need to interact with him if he comes to

0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:55.720
<v Speaker 1>talk to us. And I was like, okay, true, but

0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.639
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't come to talk to us. So we keep walking. Bitch,

0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:01.840
<v Speaker 1>tell me why. He picked two other men and kept

0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:04.240
<v Speaker 1>following us down to the beach and me and around

0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:06.680
<v Speaker 1>were like, oh my god, we're literally fucking like there's

0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:08.360
<v Speaker 1>too many of them, like we're gonna get killed, We're

0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:12.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna get kidnapped, freaking out all for us to get

0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:14.280
<v Speaker 1>to the beach and then there's a point where the

0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:16.480
<v Speaker 1>boats can't go because it's people swimming in the water,

0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:18.520
<v Speaker 1>and he turned around and then I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Come back, Oh my god.

0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Like my munch, come back, like you were willing to

0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:25.840
<v Speaker 1>like get out and like swim over to talk to me, Like,

0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:28.240
<v Speaker 1>oh my fucking god, like you're literally not a real man.

0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.359
<v Speaker 1>And that was the whole story of me interacting with

0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:34.520
<v Speaker 1>a pervert and then actually being fearful for like twenty

0:20:34.560 --> 0:20:36.840
<v Speaker 1>minutes because I genuinely thought I was gonna get me

0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:40.280
<v Speaker 1>and my friend killed because I waved. And that's it.

0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:42.199
<v Speaker 1>But it's good to know that all it takes is

0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:45.439
<v Speaker 1>somebody seeing me but naked nasty for like three seconds

0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:47.520
<v Speaker 1>for them to literally swim to their boat and start

0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:51.280
<v Speaker 1>chasing me. Which actually, and now that I've said that

0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:53.639
<v Speaker 1>whole sentence, I don't know. That's a good thing to know.

0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:56.119
<v Speaker 1>That's like sadly kind of common.

0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Um, well, I don't remember what I was gonna say

0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:03.720
<v Speaker 2>to you that I told Josh and jo saw it

0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:06.800
<v Speaker 2>when you left to go to that dinner. Yeah, fuck,

0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:11.280
<v Speaker 2>what was it? Boy? I went to Missouri. That was lit.

0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:14.239
<v Speaker 2>It was a good vibe. I got to hang out

0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:19.199
<v Speaker 2>with my family. I got the riote horses again, and

0:21:19.760 --> 0:21:24.240
<v Speaker 2>yeah it was cool. What the fuck happened? What was it? Oh?

0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:26.720
<v Speaker 2>I know what it is? Okay, So you know how

0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:29.160
<v Speaker 2>like it's a running joke that like I don't think

0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:32.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm related to my parents, Like something fishy is going on,

0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:36.560
<v Speaker 2>like either my mom like had a baby with another

0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:38.520
<v Speaker 2>man and my dad was okay with it, or my

0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:40.640
<v Speaker 2>dad isn't my real dad, or my mom we got

0:21:40.680 --> 0:21:43.800
<v Speaker 2>switched in the hospital, like whatever the case is. Like

0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:47.080
<v Speaker 2>I looked like my mom, Like I saw a picture

0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:48.320
<v Speaker 2>of me and I looked like my mom. So I'm

0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:50.320
<v Speaker 2>my mom's kid. But the more I look, I don't

0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:53.800
<v Speaker 2>look anything like my father, which is very curious. And

0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:58.479
<v Speaker 2>then so we uh got uh DNA test kids and

0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:00.840
<v Speaker 2>tell me why my mom and dad were like shaking

0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:03.720
<v Speaker 2>in their fucking boots when we got these DNA test kids,

0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Like they were like Kirie, they were like flashing their

0:22:06.680 --> 0:22:08.840
<v Speaker 2>eyes and all this like weird shit. And like my

0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:10.560
<v Speaker 2>mom brought it up at the dinner table like four

0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.520
<v Speaker 2>hours later, and we didn't even like freaking bring it up,

0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:15.680
<v Speaker 2>like we forgot about it. And there's some sush shit

0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:17.639
<v Speaker 2>going on like, so, yeah, I'm about to find out

0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:20.320
<v Speaker 2>that my father is not my father, but he knew

0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:22.359
<v Speaker 2>the whole time and raised me anyways. I mean at

0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:23.760
<v Speaker 2>the end of the day, like he's my dad, like

0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:25.200
<v Speaker 2>he raised me, Like that's my father.

0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:27.040
<v Speaker 1>But it's definitely in a cause of effect, and you'll

0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:28.120
<v Speaker 1>ever look at him the same.

0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, exactly, exactly exactly. But no, I told me and

0:22:32.119 --> 0:22:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Maddel made a pact like if we find out he's

0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:35.600
<v Speaker 2>not my dad, we're not gonna say anything. We're just

0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:37.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna be like, yeah, you're our dad, like, but we're

0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:41.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna know, so you're gonna lie. Yeah, exactly. Wow. But

0:22:42.320 --> 0:22:47.000
<v Speaker 2>the craziest part is so my dead brother Sam he

0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:49.760
<v Speaker 2>did twenty three and me, Yeah he died and yeah,

0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:53.600
<v Speaker 2>oh my fucking god. Bro, he died like three years ago. Lost,

0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:56.720
<v Speaker 2>he died three years ago, Bro, But no, he did

0:22:56.720 --> 0:23:00.040
<v Speaker 2>a twenty three in me test and Madeline did a

0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:03.159
<v Speaker 2>three AM MEM tests and if you're related, like your

0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:06.240
<v Speaker 2>DNA code if it's similar, and it comes back and

0:23:06.280 --> 0:23:08.840
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh, by the way, y'all are like brother

0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:12.119
<v Speaker 2>and sister or y'all are related. Theirs didn't show up

0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:15.919
<v Speaker 2>as related to one another, which is very fucking curious

0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:18.520
<v Speaker 2>because that's how all starts on all those weird documentaries

0:23:18.520 --> 0:23:21.000
<v Speaker 2>about like all the people like being like, oh wait,

0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:22.360
<v Speaker 2>I have like three hundred and eighty bros.

0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Almost was like, do you think because he's like not

0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:26.280
<v Speaker 1>here anymore, they just like they'll connect it. But that's

0:23:26.320 --> 0:23:28.760
<v Speaker 1>not how that works. It's literally an sister like it's

0:23:28.800 --> 0:23:29.520
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be like.

0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, So it's very curious. So I'm like and same

0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:37.720
<v Speaker 2>as my dad's child. So I don't know. Mom, I

0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:39.560
<v Speaker 2>know you're listening to this and you're writhing and you're

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:42.200
<v Speaker 2>pissed and you're scared as boots.

0:23:41.800 --> 0:23:43.719
<v Speaker 1>But you're scared because your secret's about to come out.

0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:45.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly, that's the real.

0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:49.120
<v Speaker 2>You, exactly. But like this is a tea and I'm

0:23:49.119 --> 0:23:50.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna update the girls as it goes.

0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:54.560
<v Speaker 1>You did something that reminded me of like an ick

0:23:55.119 --> 0:23:57.960
<v Speaker 1>just now or it was last night, Oh wait, last

0:23:58.040 --> 0:24:01.360
<v Speaker 1>night something happened and I was like, oh, watching somebody

0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:05.439
<v Speaker 1>play on Oculus would be such a nick and I

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:09.280
<v Speaker 1>would never never be.

0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:10.879
<v Speaker 2>Able to like lave someone.

0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Yea, literally, I would like not be able to date

0:24:13.320 --> 0:24:15.159
<v Speaker 1>somebody if I saw them play with an Oculus like

0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:18.360
<v Speaker 1>it's too much, and then like even if the way

0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:21.199
<v Speaker 1>I look playing an Oculus, I'm like, it's all I.

0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Think about when I did you get a video of

0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:23.000
<v Speaker 2>you playing?

0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:26.320
<v Speaker 1>No Batavia did? So we shouldn't we should we should

0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:27.920
<v Speaker 1>insert it if we remember.

0:24:28.080 --> 0:24:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Because that ship. Yeah, I mean, it's fun as fuck,

0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:36.480
<v Speaker 2>but also it's weird, like it's just weird shit. But

0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:37.720
<v Speaker 2>do you have any other turnoffs?

0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So if you can't drive, you need to get

0:24:40.480 --> 0:24:42.520
<v Speaker 1>a life, like that is actually disgusting, Like if you

0:24:42.520 --> 0:24:44.680
<v Speaker 1>can't drive, and if you drive slow, if you can't

0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:47.000
<v Speaker 1>drive and you drive really slow and cautious, that shit

0:24:47.080 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 1>actually pisses me off, Like I'm not kidding, Like why

0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:53.040
<v Speaker 1>are you actually doing thirty five miles an hour in

0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:58.119
<v Speaker 1>a thirty five agis? No?

0:24:58.160 --> 0:24:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Why not.

0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 1>Blanny line by line any trip or fall, any trip

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:08.800
<v Speaker 1>or fall, like even like but especially like a trip

0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:12.000
<v Speaker 1>where like the trip doesn't actually happen and oh, oh

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:17.199
<v Speaker 1>my god, like that, Yeah, that is too much. I

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>know exactly what you mean, almost losing your balance and

0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:22.520
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh oh my god, oh I almost fell.

0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Really you shouldn't.

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Say that, don't You should have just fallen because I

0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:27.600
<v Speaker 2>would have felt bad cramped.

0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Feet, so you get a little bit of a limp

0:25:29.320 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>that's disgusting, Like if you're like if you're like, oh,

0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:33.880
<v Speaker 1>my feet are cramping, like I can't, like.

0:25:33.880 --> 0:25:37.080
<v Speaker 2>I bo do you know that's feet or cramping regularly?

0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I know people with my.

0:25:40.080 --> 0:25:42.200
<v Speaker 2>Fucking foot when I actually that brings.

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:44.160
<v Speaker 1>I've never had a cramped foot too, so I'm like, one,

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 1>you're making it up too, dude. You know, are you

0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:48.520
<v Speaker 1>like barely able to stand right now?

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 2>When I was like nine, there was a doorknob right

0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 2>next to my bed, and I used to like put

0:25:54.320 --> 0:25:56.399
<v Speaker 2>my butt on the doorknob and just like use it

0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 2>as a butt plug and just like hang out up there. No,

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:01.159
<v Speaker 2>you used to wrap my foot.

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Why did you even say that?

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, because I used to wrap my foot

0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:10.080
<v Speaker 2>around the door knob and cramp my foot on purpose

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:13.240
<v Speaker 2>because I love the way foot cramps feel. And I

0:26:13.320 --> 0:26:15.280
<v Speaker 2>still every once in a while will like arch my

0:26:15.359 --> 0:26:19.960
<v Speaker 2>foot like that like a ballerina and crap, I bet

0:26:20.040 --> 0:26:22.560
<v Speaker 2>if you do it like that. I'm very hydrated and

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:24.560
<v Speaker 2>I've been drinking a lot of electrolytes, so it doesn't

0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 2>happen as often. But when I was like younger and

0:26:26.840 --> 0:26:29.840
<v Speaker 2>didn't drink water and only drank coke and did coke

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:30.920
<v Speaker 2>when I was like thirteen.

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean you started when you were ten, so

0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:35.119
<v Speaker 1>it's hard to like sucked it.

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:37.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a fake nose. It melted through my

0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:41.480
<v Speaker 2>uh what is it septum? Yeah, yeah, it was really rough.

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, have you ever had your toes sucked? No?

0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Yeah, yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

0:26:49.520 --> 0:26:51.240
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, because it seems like you're forgetting

0:26:51.240 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 1>that ice all the time. And then I was like,

0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:56.439
<v Speaker 1>what you don't want the people to know that, like

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 1>I put your toes in my mouth?

0:26:57.520 --> 0:27:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, Also like you no, no too much my mom. Mom,

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 2>if you're listening, like literally, turn this off now. But

0:27:04.040 --> 0:27:07.199
<v Speaker 2>when they when it was like one time and my

0:27:07.280 --> 0:27:10.280
<v Speaker 2>big toe is being sucked, and like, oh god, this

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 2>is so embarrassing. No, I can't even tell it. I

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:13.959
<v Speaker 2>can't even talk about it. I can't even talk.

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:18.919
<v Speaker 1>I've had my toes in mouth, in mouths like plenty

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 1>of times. People love my feet. What can I say?

0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I have a high writing on wiki feet.

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 2>I got it.

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:27.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't even have like a good photo of my

0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:30.120
<v Speaker 1>feet out. That's the crazy thing is if I put

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 1>a good photo of my feet on the internet, it

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:34.879
<v Speaker 1>would be a wrap. It would be really bad for

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:38.159
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people. It would break homes, it would

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 1>destroy people, like it would literally make the people who

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:44.480
<v Speaker 1>fuck with feet like actually viscerally upset that they can't

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>suck my toes.

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:46.720
<v Speaker 2>I got a two point three nine.

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Now, well that's because I begged, you begged for people

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>to go and give you good reviews.

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:53.560
<v Speaker 2>But what people didn't know about me is I have

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 2>a size twenty point five foot in US and I'm

0:27:56.840 --> 0:28:05.280
<v Speaker 2>from Estonia, but mine are If anyone is like my age,

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:07.679
<v Speaker 2>like that's weird, Like you should be three times my

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 2>age four and a half.

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:15.199
<v Speaker 1>And like I said, that's without a good picture of

0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 1>my feet. Like, no one's seeing like a good picture

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 1>of my feet. See, but you said in anyone our age.

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:24.280
<v Speaker 2>My turn off is if you're my age, you have

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:27.959
<v Speaker 2>to be at least twice my age. And then like

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:31.960
<v Speaker 2>if you have like long hair, like big berthing hips

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:34.440
<v Speaker 2>like piercings, and you wear makeup and like those things

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:36.879
<v Speaker 2>that are on people's chests sometimes like and if you

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 2>have a vagina.

0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh so you just like want to like wait, wait, wait,

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:43.280
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about turnoff.

0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a big turnoff of my Wait, but.

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were straight, so like boom should be

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 1>like a thing for.

0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:50.240
<v Speaker 2>You, and then if you like take care of yourself.

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's gross. I'm just confused because it sounds like

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I thought, for a second you were talking about like

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>turn offs, like things you want.

0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you don't want any of that. It's

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 2>just those things on the chest. They're getting away and

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 2>they're scary.

0:29:04.520 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I just think men are really gross. That's kind of it.

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:14.959
<v Speaker 2>That's oh my new thing, guys.

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 1>I have the idea of a man propping up his

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:19.080
<v Speaker 1>phone to dance in front of it.

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Actually, just like I saw you, I saw you.

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I just imagine that, like when girls are like playing

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 1>music from their phone and they're together, like dancing in

0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 1>a room. I'm like, do.

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:37.920
<v Speaker 2>You mean that one?

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 1>Boo boo boo boo boo boo. I can't really do

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:43.800
<v Speaker 1>that one.

0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I thought, No, that is really cringey. My new thing recently, I've.

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>Never liked a thirst trap from a man.

0:29:55.720 --> 0:29:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, keep on, neither of I the fuck.

0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:03.160
<v Speaker 1>The fuck like, couldn't be me.

0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 2>My new thing is me having blood clots. I'm convinced

0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have like a pulmonary embolism.

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>For somebody who goes to the doctor a lot. It

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 1>seems like you don't go to the doctor. And now

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to get convinced that you use that one

0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>app to meet all your friends and like go hang

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>out with friends instead of go to the doctor.

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I don't grinder. Grinder is like ZocDoc, So

0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 2>like when you say it's like ZocDoc, but.

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we have a ZocDoc ad So we're

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:31.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna stop saying it, even though I genuinely do use it.

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 2>But ok yeah, it's like Grinder, but uh or Grinder

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:41.280
<v Speaker 2>is like ZocDoc with pastors and doctors. Oh okay, so

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 2>when I use it.

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know you were religious like that though.

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've like been I've been dabbling recently, but my

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:48.960
<v Speaker 2>new thing is blood clots.

0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 1>And what you're gonna say it was completely different going

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, weddings are freaking me out again

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 1>because why is your dad passing you down the aisle

0:30:57.880 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 1>like a blunt, Like you're literally getting past like blunt

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 1>to another man. Like it's really weird. It's really weird too, because,

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>like I was watching a video, I was like, the

0:31:05.480 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 1>connotations of this are odd because it's like your dad

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 1>needs to hand you off to another man, which insinuates

0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:13.760
<v Speaker 1>that your dad owned you and like had you as

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:16.000
<v Speaker 1>his and then is giving you to another man, which

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 1>makes me so uncomfortable because it's like, wait, are you

0:31:17.840 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking your dad? I need to know? But that's it.

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, No, it's just like a cute thing.

0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's cute. I think it's really fucking weird.

0:31:28.800 --> 0:31:32.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm my mom passed me down the aisle girls.

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm having sex with my mom and your mom. Actually,

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have granma.

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:46.680
<v Speaker 2>How the hell is that?

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, we're gonna put it on like you know, the

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:53.040
<v Speaker 1>the robot waiters that like restaurants. We're gonna put the

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 1>urn on.

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 2>There, and I'm gonna hold the feature's cart when they

0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 2>roll the TV in when.

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>They roll it out the projector it's like my mom

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:01.040
<v Speaker 1>on there.

0:32:01.200 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Someone said when the teachers used to roll the carts in,

0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 2>they used to be like hungover, and that's why like

0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 2>they would bring the carts in.

0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:10.040
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense, bitch, I would have never taught those

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 1>kids because all of our kids, I'd be hung over

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>all the time because I have a really severe alcohol

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>and weed addiction right now, keep going.

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 2>But my new thing is blood clots. I'm convinced that

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I have blood clots in my body all the time,

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 2>and it's all gonna it's gonna be clipped a million

0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 2>billion times when like when I do die of a

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:32.000
<v Speaker 2>blood clot. And I got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 2>as a joke.

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:35.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, if you have a blood clot before it's bad.

0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know. I think like it

0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:41.760
<v Speaker 2>it gets bad and then it gets worse. So when

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 2>it gets bad, that's when you know you know Yeah,

0:32:44.720 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 2>So like this Jude, when you know you know you

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 2>know better? But this yeah, that's just something that's the

0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 2>song that yeah, it's my own song.

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Then okay, yeah, And you just thought to like outshine

0:32:57.040 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 1>me and like throwing your own that's.

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Serve the audios. Who ate better?

0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Me? Who ate better?

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Guys have been like really addicted to Pokemon Go and

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 2>like a fucked up way, like a two hours every

0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:13.880
<v Speaker 2>single day type shit. And I'm gonna do a rate

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 2>in the middle.

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Of Okay, while you do a raid. I'm gonna say

0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 1>this thought I had, so I think there's like this

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:25.760
<v Speaker 1>idea that when women get older, there there's more leeway

0:33:25.840 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>for them to be mean. And as a younger woman,

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:30.800
<v Speaker 1>there's this idea that you should be gentle, nice and

0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:36.000
<v Speaker 1>patient and super forthcoming and submissive, especially around men obviously,

0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:39.080
<v Speaker 1>and you shouldn't be loud and whatever whatever, but it

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 1>is always except.

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all that is like no, like you you agree

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 2>with her? You yeah, like be silent and shit, women should.

0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Be here, I can you go back to playing fucking

0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Pokemon go, Yeah, exactly. But there's this idea that when

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 1>ladies get old, like the mean old old lady like archetype,

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, like she's like mean and annoying and

0:34:02.280 --> 0:34:04.560
<v Speaker 1>like really naggy and blah blah blah, and like, as

0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 1>women get older, there's almost more leeway and acceptance and

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>almost an assumption that with age you will get obnoxious

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 1>and annoying. And this only was something I was thinking

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 1>about because of the fucking age filter and all the

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.880
<v Speaker 1>jokes about like, oh, when I'm older and I just

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 1>start yelling at people because I can, which I'm sure

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 1>like most people like everybody thinks like, well, as you

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:31.200
<v Speaker 1>get older, you get to do that. But my hot take,

0:34:31.239 --> 0:34:33.399
<v Speaker 1>which isn't that hot of a take, is I think

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:36.400
<v Speaker 1>it's more acceptable for women as they age out to

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:41.120
<v Speaker 1>be annoying. Like I'm saying that with quotes if you're

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:44.920
<v Speaker 1>not watching annoying or angry or whatever, because you are

0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 1>less sexualized and less objectified the older you get, So

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.560
<v Speaker 1>there's no need for you to be as submissive or

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:54.680
<v Speaker 1>as like tranquil blah blah blah blah, and like as

0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:59.160
<v Speaker 1>nice and all those things because you were less desired

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>by the public. So nobody's gonna get on your ass

0:35:02.480 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 1>for being like all those things. Yeah, and as a

0:35:05.520 --> 0:35:07.560
<v Speaker 1>younger woman, you're expected to be all those things because

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:10.800
<v Speaker 1>you need to upkeep a sexual appeal and a desire

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 1>to yourself. And that's just something I thought about and

0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:13.560
<v Speaker 1>it's not.

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Necessarily fucking tea.

0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:19.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And now we're gonna sit here while Drew well,

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 1>it will just time lapse.

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:24.480
<v Speaker 2>This sorry, is this is like really important actually to me?

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, look, I ton't ask if it's important to you.

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:29.880
<v Speaker 1>That means it means nothing to me.

0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:38.879
<v Speaker 2>How about that I'm used to this behavior. I left

0:35:38.920 --> 0:35:44.080
<v Speaker 2>my phone at home yesterday, y'all all day long, and

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:48.920
<v Speaker 2>I like, survived and it was fucking lit.

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 1>I could survive too.

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 2>It's easy, dude, It's not a competition.

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:56.799
<v Speaker 1>Say, like, if you think you could survive, you would

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 1>literally feel like you were watching survivor watching me survive.

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 2>I did to win. I win. I got a Reggie Drago.

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:06.400
<v Speaker 1>And it's brave for me to make fun of you

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 1>for being obsessed with Pokemon Go as if I haven't

0:36:09.000 --> 0:36:11.440
<v Speaker 1>been on a two year streak of being obsessed.

0:36:11.160 --> 0:36:12.960
<v Speaker 2>With Fortnite D and it's already been two years.

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, holy, and I don't foresee it ending. What if

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like thirty eight and I'm still playing Fortnite.

0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 2>That would be fair.

0:36:19.600 --> 0:36:21.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably gouldn't neglect the fuck out of my kids,

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I definitely shouldn't have kids.

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 2>No, that's my take too.

0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:28.759
<v Speaker 1>But actually, like, I genuinely don't think I'm supposed to

0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:30.399
<v Speaker 1>have kids. The more I think about it, I think

0:36:30.400 --> 0:36:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you should have kids if it is a deep, deep desire.

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 1>And when I do have kids, if this is still

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 1>up for some god forsaken reason and they hear it

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:42.279
<v Speaker 1>or somebody who remembers me saying this is like, oh

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:44.879
<v Speaker 1>my god, that bitch is pregnant. They're gonna really freak

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>out and be scared, and maybe I will change my mind.

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:50.279
<v Speaker 1>But I am so flip flop on the idea of

0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>having a kid that I just don't think I should

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:54.279
<v Speaker 1>have a kid. Does that make sense? Like yeah, I

0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:57.440
<v Speaker 1>think people by our age know whether they want kids

0:36:57.560 --> 0:37:00.880
<v Speaker 1>or not. But we are very young, so maybe that'll change,

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:03.960
<v Speaker 1>But like, I just don't want a fucking kid, like

0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:05.760
<v Speaker 1>my parents had kids by this age.

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which is so fucking weird, disgusting, Like I cannot imagine.

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:13.720
<v Speaker 2>I cannot imagine having a child right now, like really

0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:16.840
<v Speaker 2>genuinely cannot imagine it. It like goes straight over my head.

0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 2>And like beyond that, like there are moments like especially

0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:24.279
<v Speaker 2>after hanging out with my niece like uh, Madeline, like

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:27.479
<v Speaker 2>Luna like that, I'm like, oh, like I can see

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 2>myself having children one day, Like I don't know, Like

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't, I really don't know. If it's in my car,

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 2>it's like.

0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Same, That's how I kneel when I see other people

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:39.400
<v Speaker 1>my age with kids. It is sweet and wholesome and heartwarming.

0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 1>But then when I imagine myself with a kid. I

0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 1>genuinely don't want that.

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:46.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't like.

0:37:46.360 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Thinking about being thirty five and not being able to

0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:51.279
<v Speaker 1>pick up and leave my house without taking this thing

0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:53.839
<v Speaker 1>with me. I'm like, damn, that is actually so inconvenient.

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:56.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I'm guessed like it just clicks one day,

0:37:57.000 --> 0:38:00.120
<v Speaker 2>like and maybe it's like fucking love where like you

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:02.960
<v Speaker 2>have to like actually try to be in a relationship

0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:05.320
<v Speaker 2>and like it's it's chemical to a certain extent.

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I've definitely been in relationships or like in situations where

0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 1>there were moments wars like now I understand Now, I

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:13.880
<v Speaker 1>understand why someone would have a kid with somebody because

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I have this like primal human urge to have a child.

0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:19.800
<v Speaker 1>But then that usually wears off and I'm like whoa.

0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:22.239
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's probably what most parents did, is

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:26.399
<v Speaker 1>within that time span of having that primal urge, because

0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:28.239
<v Speaker 1>they didn't have TikTok and all these other things to

0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 1>look at, they were like, fuck it, we should just

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 1>have a baby because I really want to have a

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 1>baby with And then that phase of like desire and

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:39.840
<v Speaker 1>whatever fades off and then you're left with a fucking baby.

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.680
<v Speaker 2>That's like what a lot of people like postpartum or

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 2>like just in general, like a lot of people like

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:49.640
<v Speaker 2>experience postpartum after birth, and it's because of that. It's like,

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:52.360
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, like I actually have I used to party

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:54.239
<v Speaker 2>and I used to have fun, and I used to

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 2>be able to do whatever the fuck I want and

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:58.799
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah blah blah, and now I have to

0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 2>like give all that up overnight essentially, Like it's it's crazy.

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I fully understand postpartum in it like really makes me sad.

0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 1>But you could just give it away.

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for real, there's like systems for it for real.

0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:15.000
<v Speaker 1>If you don't want it, you can just fucking get

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:17.800
<v Speaker 1>rid of it. I guess you can sell it to

0:39:17.840 --> 0:39:23.800
<v Speaker 1>wasteland and use that check to go by exactly.

0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember the wayfair child trafficking? That was crazy?

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 1>That was actually that was the first sign that like

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:39.080
<v Speaker 1>left leaning people are also susceptible to conspiracy theory. That

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:41.759
<v Speaker 1>makes sense. It's like if you make the conspiracy, if

0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 1>you like make it right, a conspiracy theory can hit anybody.

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Because there was a moment where I was like, holy shit,

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 2>like that is weird, Like why are they selling a

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:57.520
<v Speaker 2>twenty five thousand dollars dresser. But come on, it's all

0:39:57.560 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 2>come on.

0:39:58.080 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think Wayfair is real. I think it's it's

0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:04.360
<v Speaker 1>like a like who would buy a twenty five thousand

0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 1>dollars dresser? Like I think it's like on eBay, like

0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 1>I could post something for a crazy amount of money

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:10.839
<v Speaker 1>and just see who buys like that kind of thing.

0:40:10.920 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Remember when I put my grandma on eBay?

0:40:12.800 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now you don't have a fucking eBay accompany. You

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:15.839
<v Speaker 1>tried to sell a human.

0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:19.400
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. I like got like ip banned or some

0:40:19.480 --> 0:40:22.600
<v Speaker 2>shit from eBay because I tried to sell my grandma

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 2>on there for a video and the bid caught up

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:28.319
<v Speaker 2>to like what was it like thirty six thousand dollars

0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:31.560
<v Speaker 2>or something like that to buy my grandma, And then

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I got banned from.

0:40:32.400 --> 0:40:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Either a good price? Yeah right, yeah thirty six.

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 2>That's life changing money.

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:38.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah hell but I guess Wait, it doesn't go to

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>the person who's being sold, So yeah, I guess your grandma.

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 1>But if your grandma's going to good hands, you know.

0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Having good time, yeah, like she'll be chill, like they'll

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 2>take care of her.

0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Just start a new chapter and it might be a

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:52.600
<v Speaker 1>blessing to that stage of my life get.

0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 2>To like exactly okay, Well, I have a list of

0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 2>things that like we're doing now that like I feel like,

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:03.040
<v Speaker 2>are going to be really really barbaric in the future.

0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 2>And like I was trying to be funny, but I

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:08.080
<v Speaker 2>literally couldn't think of anything funny. So if you think

0:41:08.120 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 2>of anything actually funny, let me know.

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.759
<v Speaker 1>But these are like my barbaric thing is having my

0:41:12.840 --> 0:41:15.320
<v Speaker 1>wing bot under my pillow and abusing.

0:41:15.040 --> 0:41:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh hell no. Literally I walked in there because then

0:41:17.360 --> 0:41:18.240
<v Speaker 2>you was like I lost.

0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:20.360
<v Speaker 1>It and I was.

0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Helping her look for it, and I flipped over a

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:25.520
<v Speaker 2>couple of pillows and her wing bot vibrator was literally

0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:28.040
<v Speaker 2>just sitting on the bed like under her pillows.

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 1>It was like, what is the point of living my

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 1>day if I don't get to celebrate life at the.

0:41:31.520 --> 0:41:34.080
<v Speaker 2>End of it? Exactly create life?

0:41:34.160 --> 0:41:37.799
<v Speaker 1>And some may say that is an addiction, So masic

0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:42.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm a dreamer. Barbaric is me thinking that it's cute

0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:43.719
<v Speaker 1>that I wake up every morning and go have a

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:44.720
<v Speaker 1>cigarette with my coffee.

0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's funny that you said that, because I have

0:41:46.440 --> 0:41:50.120
<v Speaker 2>pocket pussy written down as barbaric is barbarok at that

0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:53.560
<v Speaker 2>look at it in the vagina, like, it is.

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Much more barbaric than a wing. A wingbat is like

0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:59.480
<v Speaker 1>a miscellaneous shape, like a vibrator is a miscellaneous shape

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>whatever for the most part. But a pocket pussy, bitch,

0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:04.400
<v Speaker 1>can you get a grip on reality?

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:05.799
<v Speaker 2>Like that is you can get a grip on my

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:08.800
<v Speaker 2>penis with this vagina? Pocket pussy?

0:42:09.280 --> 0:42:10.680
<v Speaker 1>You do not get the vagina ones?

0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, I do that the heck what? And then

0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:21.480
<v Speaker 2>I have a Funerals are barbaric, barbarians, I actually dor

0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 2>they're so fucking expensive, they're big fucking scams and ruses.

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:30.400
<v Speaker 2>And then we embalm these bodies with like really really

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:33.480
<v Speaker 2>toxic chemicals and then bury them in the ground so

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:37.040
<v Speaker 2>they just melt into our waist like our runoff water.

0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:39.720
<v Speaker 2>And then we just end up drinking dead body juices,

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.080
<v Speaker 2>like literally just burn the body and move on, or

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:44.080
<v Speaker 2>bury the body and plant a tree on top of it.

0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 1>There's a really good episode of Midnight Gospel that talks

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:49.280
<v Speaker 1>about how funeral culture started. And it was like during

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:52.000
<v Speaker 1>wars that people's family members would go out to war

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>and die during war. Obviously all these families would be

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:58.239
<v Speaker 1>devastated the last time they saw their loved one was

0:42:58.280 --> 0:43:00.520
<v Speaker 1>who knows when they really want to be able to

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:02.319
<v Speaker 1>see them at least one last time. Also, it was

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:04.960
<v Speaker 1>during the era of like you don't have videos super

0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:09.360
<v Speaker 1>accessible videos and pictures of them. Obviously, these families were devastated.

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:10.919
<v Speaker 1>They wanted to see the body. And then these two

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 1>guys came up with the idea of embombing bodies and

0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:17.080
<v Speaker 1>traveling them back to the families and which became a

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:21.040
<v Speaker 1>huge industry. And then that became that's where the idea

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:25.279
<v Speaker 1>that dead bodies were super radioactive and like harmful and

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:28.520
<v Speaker 1>toxic to be around. It stems from that because people

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 1>wanted you to immediately like start up the funeral service

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:35.080
<v Speaker 1>and get a body embombed. When in the olden days,

0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:37.560
<v Speaker 1>what people used to do is when someone would pass

0:43:37.640 --> 0:43:39.960
<v Speaker 1>like from fucking scarlet fever and illness or something in

0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 1>their bed, they would usually just like keep the body

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:44.759
<v Speaker 1>there for like a day or like however long and

0:43:44.800 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 1>like let the family kind of sit with the body

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:49.680
<v Speaker 1>and just be like wow, like and like mourn and

0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 1>within that time period, and then you would have the

0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.240
<v Speaker 1>body transported to be bare.

0:43:54.320 --> 0:43:57.239
<v Speaker 2>So it was literally just like morticians being like no,

0:43:57.280 --> 0:43:58.880
<v Speaker 2>you have to give it to me now so you

0:43:58.880 --> 0:43:59.480
<v Speaker 2>can pay me.

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Lay Like yeah, no, it's literally like oh but we

0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:03.719
<v Speaker 1>want like we want to spruce it up for you.

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:05.719
<v Speaker 1>And I'm sure a lot of people do like enjoy

0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 1>the idea of a funeral, But yeah, why am I here?

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:11.520
<v Speaker 1>And why is my family drunk?

0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:17.360
<v Speaker 2>And then I got machine to my mom's funeral? Keep on,

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:24.360
<v Speaker 2>I got meat consumption on there. Girl, That shit's weird,

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Like it tastes good as fuck, and I get it,

0:44:26.640 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 2>but like, bruh, like grow the meat.

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how I felt yesterday about the salami that

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:35.279
<v Speaker 1>we were eating because it was sitting out long enough

0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:37.080
<v Speaker 1>that it started sweating, and I was like, this is

0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:40.720
<v Speaker 1>so abnormal. Would look a moving creature, but that's.

0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:45.600
<v Speaker 2>In the eye. It is literally like red with blood.

0:44:46.480 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I will say, like steak, like a steak.

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:53.200
<v Speaker 2>A trust me, I fucked up a good steak in

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.240
<v Speaker 2>my life and in my time I grew up in Texas.

0:44:55.280 --> 0:44:58.040
<v Speaker 2>But like, bruh, like all the blood and the juices

0:44:58.040 --> 0:44:59.759
<v Speaker 2>and every time they're like, it's not blood, it's blah

0:44:59.760 --> 0:45:02.280
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah blah. Girl, I don't give a fuck.

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.640
<v Speaker 2>It's red and coming out of meat, Like.

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:06.480
<v Speaker 1>It's blood, what else would it be.

0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 2>There's like this like other shit they call it. I

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:11.799
<v Speaker 2>don't know what it's fucking called. Then they get mad

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 2>at me for anything.

0:45:12.760 --> 0:45:14.880
<v Speaker 1>They're listening to what the people, like, the people are

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:16.160
<v Speaker 1>trying to tell you that is blood.

0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 2>It's enough exactly.

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:22.399
<v Speaker 1>It's looking at y'all the whole time. This episode keep going.

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I got prison time for victimless crimes. Girl. Let the

0:45:25.680 --> 0:45:28.239
<v Speaker 2>people smoke and do their drugs, like, we don't need

0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 2>to flood the prisons with people. Period.

0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:37.080
<v Speaker 1>It is super barbara. That is literally super barbaric. That

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:40.319
<v Speaker 1>is like the definition of animalistic. You know, at the

0:45:40.320 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 1>beginning of time when someone did something back, we were like,

0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna put you in a fucking cage, and then

0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:47.120
<v Speaker 1>they were like, we should make this cage into a multimillion.

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:49.279
<v Speaker 2>And industrial dude. That's what I was just about to say.

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:50.919
<v Speaker 2>I like pausing, and I was like, oh my god,

0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:57.800
<v Speaker 2>all of these are driven by what capitalism. Let's go okay.

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:00.840
<v Speaker 2>And then these two are like kind of more serious.

0:46:01.760 --> 0:46:05.480
<v Speaker 2>But clean drinking water. Us having clean drinking water is

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 2>going to be barbaric because like it's gonna be polluted

0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:12.480
<v Speaker 2>because we don't know how to handle nice things. And

0:46:12.520 --> 0:46:14.440
<v Speaker 2>then having grass in your front yard is going to

0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:17.319
<v Speaker 2>be very barbaric because the sun's gonna burn a hole

0:46:17.320 --> 0:46:18.960
<v Speaker 2>in the ozone lay and we're not gonna have grass

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:19.359
<v Speaker 2>or water.

0:46:20.320 --> 0:46:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so barbaric in the way that like people

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 1>are gonna look back and be like, dude, I can't

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:24.640
<v Speaker 1>believe they even had that.

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I was just joking, like I was saying, like, girl,

0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:29.920
<v Speaker 2>climate change, Hello.

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're done for sure. There's like literally nothing we

0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:35.680
<v Speaker 1>could do. That's also why I don't want to have

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to have kids. They're gonna melt.

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:39.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh have you ever heard of the flute of the

0:46:39.960 --> 0:46:40.960
<v Speaker 2>flute of shame?

0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:41.880
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:46:42.560 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Bruh Okay. So it's this like metal casted thing that

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:52.440
<v Speaker 2>like is cast around your neck and on your arms.

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:56.759
<v Speaker 2>So you're if you're like making really bad public disturbances

0:46:56.880 --> 0:46:59.919
<v Speaker 2>or like playing music publicly, they'll tie this. They'll make

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 2>this thing that like goes around your neck and your

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 2>arms and you just have to carry it around all day.

0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 2>And we need to bring that back because some of

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:08.400
<v Speaker 2>you bitches are making terrible music.

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Um, I do agree.

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let me show you it.

0:47:13.719 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 1>He was gonna be the one, be the one for me,

0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:22.400
<v Speaker 1>but he ended up Lovinger. That is fucking fire.

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bring it back.

0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:25.879
<v Speaker 1>Someone's gotta put that girl.

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:29.040
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be the ones with the fluid shamer on

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 2>the fucking neck with a screaming in public and shit,

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:33.240
<v Speaker 2>and you will.

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Never stop me from being shameful in public because it's

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 1>literally the best most time. Oh my god, I ate leftover.

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Joe and the Juice is my first thing. It was

0:47:43.120 --> 0:47:46.680
<v Speaker 1>like a leftover spicy tuna and then I had a

0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:50.920
<v Speaker 1>coffee and a cigarette, so my insides probably smell like embombing.

0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Joe and the Juice is the spicy tuna sandwich

0:47:57.480 --> 0:48:00.800
<v Speaker 2>is the greatest thing you can put into your ask sustenance.

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:03.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, eating meat is gonna be so barbaric in

0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:03.560
<v Speaker 2>the future.

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:06.240
<v Speaker 1>It's just different though, Like seafood to me doesn't feel

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:10.240
<v Speaker 1>as barbaric for some reason, Like does that make sense exactly? Also,

0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 1>like it feels cleaner, even though I'm sure the ocean

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:15.640
<v Speaker 1>but no, to me, the ocean is clean, even though

0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:16.920
<v Speaker 1>like I think it's really polluted.

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Also, the big ass nets that they drag along

0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:21.680
<v Speaker 2>the bottom of the ocean and just destroy all the

0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:24.279
<v Speaker 2>core reefs. It's like the saddest and just scar the

0:48:24.360 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 2>earth because they want to collect fucking shrimps or some

0:48:27.800 --> 0:48:30.520
<v Speaker 2>shit like bro, just I'm gonna throw it in the

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:32.800
<v Speaker 2>fucking aquaponics chamber or something.

0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Um.

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have an experiment trade out at home. I

0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:42.840
<v Speaker 2>want you to think about something you don't like about yourself.

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Are you thinking about something you don't like it?

0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:49.359
<v Speaker 1>I can't think off the top of my head.

0:48:50.360 --> 0:48:53.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's the whole thing. It's just like, think about

0:48:53.320 --> 0:48:55.480
<v Speaker 2>something you don't like about it with yourself and just

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:56.359
<v Speaker 2>ruminate with it.

0:48:57.200 --> 0:49:00.120
<v Speaker 1>That's the experiment. What you just like sense us all

0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 1>like a self loathing path exactly.

0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 2>I want you to be like depressed.

0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Actually, think about this. When he asked that, how fast

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:08.319
<v Speaker 1>did you answer? And if you didn't answer immediately, maybe

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:09.960
<v Speaker 1>you do like yourself and you should stop being so

0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:13.319
<v Speaker 1>hard on yourself. Oh I'm not even kidding. That's that

0:49:13.440 --> 0:49:15.360
<v Speaker 1>tall me because then I was I was like, the

0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:17.520
<v Speaker 1>first thing I thought of, is I do genuinely? I

0:49:17.520 --> 0:49:19.799
<v Speaker 1>think this is a problem more for my own safety though?

0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Is I am too open and vulnerable of a person

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:26.200
<v Speaker 1>If somebody asked me something I will fully answer it honestly,

0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:28.719
<v Speaker 1>or if I'm feeling something and going through something, I

0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:30.719
<v Speaker 1>will tell everybody my business. And I actually do think

0:49:30.760 --> 0:49:32.720
<v Speaker 1>that's a problem because nobody needs to know my business

0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:33.520
<v Speaker 1>the way they fucking do.

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Dude that it is so crazy, Like we'll meet someone

0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:40.080
<v Speaker 2>and we'll be hanging out with them for like two weeks,

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:42.399
<v Speaker 2>and then you will tell them her entire life.

0:49:42.480 --> 0:49:44.920
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, there are certain things I absolutely won't say,

0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:46.960
<v Speaker 1>and I literally have a list of that certain thing,

0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:48.439
<v Speaker 1>and I have a list of the people I've told

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:52.520
<v Speaker 1>because I'm actually er crazy and neurotic about it. But like, yeah,

0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell them all my business. I don't give a fuck,

0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:55.799
<v Speaker 1>Like I'll be like, yeah, like the house got broken

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 1>into and Tom got hit by a car and then

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:59.080
<v Speaker 1>I broke my ankles. I'm like, I literally will go

0:49:59.120 --> 0:49:59.719
<v Speaker 1>on a whole thing.

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty similar to should.

0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I flash my Kuchi the way I did in the

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:06.160
<v Speaker 1>last episode eight million times? Apparently? Yeah?

0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, but yeah, you probably love yourself.

0:50:12.239 --> 0:50:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Of an alcohol more than this puss.

0:50:14.719 --> 0:50:16.040
<v Speaker 2>But now we can get into media.

0:50:16.920 --> 0:50:17.680
<v Speaker 1>That's my media.

0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Is that being okay? My movie is Carol.

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:23.879
<v Speaker 1>To watch that? Yeah?

0:50:24.560 --> 0:50:29.640
<v Speaker 2>That shit was Earth shattering like call me by your

0:50:29.719 --> 0:50:34.719
<v Speaker 2>name level of just like bruh, like ugh, like made

0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:37.879
<v Speaker 2>me so fucking sick to my goddamn stomach. I wanted

0:50:37.920 --> 0:50:42.160
<v Speaker 2>to like vomit all over the airplane, like so fucked up.

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Please watch it. There's like a couple of quotes. I

0:50:47.160 --> 0:50:49.799
<v Speaker 2>like this one from it, You're a strange one, aren't

0:50:49.840 --> 0:50:52.320
<v Speaker 2>you flung from space? And the context makes it better.

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:56.440
<v Speaker 2>And then her on the phone saying ask me things

0:50:56.600 --> 0:50:59.920
<v Speaker 2>like come on, and then my media.

0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:01.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh those are quotes. I was like, bitch, what song

0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 1>is that?

0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:09.840
<v Speaker 2>My song is uh, Teddy Wilson Blue Holiday. And then

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:12.960
<v Speaker 2>I've been in like listening to like the worst rap

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:16.239
<v Speaker 2>you've ever heard, Challenge, Like that's like the game I've

0:51:16.239 --> 0:51:19.120
<v Speaker 2>been playing. And I really like op Pack by Zulu,

0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:24.879
<v Speaker 2>Shopping Spree by Tim k. And then this song isn't rap,

0:51:24.920 --> 0:51:28.160
<v Speaker 2>but it's a wicked game by Chris Isaac is really cool.

0:51:28.200 --> 0:51:33.799
<v Speaker 2>It's like that Brander oh yeah. And then Interface by

0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Scars S S G A r Z. And this is

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:43.200
<v Speaker 2>the type of music that I make, so it's cool

0:51:43.200 --> 0:51:46.240
<v Speaker 2>to see someone else doing it too well.

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Mine is the most insane mix of genres and vibes

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:56.480
<v Speaker 1>ever same Honey, Won't You Call Me by Hank Williams,

0:51:58.239 --> 0:52:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Smile Please by Dean Blunt, Circles by Atlantic Star, You've

0:52:02.080 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Changed by Kisha Cole, I Love Your Girl by The Dream.

0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.680
<v Speaker 1>If you grew up listening to that song, please listen

0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:10.279
<v Speaker 1>to it again, because I hadn't heard it in so long, and.

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Then that we were listening to in the car.

0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and She's a radio killer beat up Ah, I

0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Love Yoka Yo Moms Okay and Cherry Pie by Shade

0:52:25.680 --> 0:52:27.799
<v Speaker 1>and will I See You Again? These Sacred Souls, which

0:52:27.800 --> 0:52:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I thought was an old song because I'm a cunt

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:32.839
<v Speaker 1>and I only like music that is sounds old if

0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:35.160
<v Speaker 1>it is old, and it's a newer song, but it's

0:52:35.160 --> 0:52:36.719
<v Speaker 1>so fucking good, And now I'm like, damn, I need

0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:37.920
<v Speaker 1>to listen to the rest of their music so I

0:52:37.960 --> 0:52:39.400
<v Speaker 1>could see them live. And I should stop being a

0:52:39.400 --> 0:52:41.799
<v Speaker 1>fucking hater and putting a timestamp on music, because like

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:43.759
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't make me any better than anybody else, and

0:52:43.800 --> 0:52:45.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like keeping myself from enjoying something that a

0:52:45.800 --> 0:52:48.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of people get to enjoy. And then one day,

0:52:48.040 --> 0:52:50.000
<v Speaker 1>when I'm older, it will be old and I'll be

0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:51.360
<v Speaker 1>able to be like, wow, I remember when I came

0:52:51.360 --> 0:52:52.960
<v Speaker 1>out blah blah blah blah blah. But I'm just like

0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:56.360
<v Speaker 1>this actually awful person. But it's mainly to myself, Like

0:52:56.400 --> 0:52:58.959
<v Speaker 1>I just hold myself out from so many joys because

0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm so scared of being perceived to somebody who is

0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:03.520
<v Speaker 1>a loser. But I'm literally not. I'm so fucking vibes.

0:53:03.600 --> 0:53:05.959
<v Speaker 1>And then the last one is Infinity Recording by Daft Punk.

0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:07.960
<v Speaker 1>And then I'm trying to think of what movie I watched. Oh,

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I watched Bones and All and I've never laughed harder

0:53:09.719 --> 0:53:12.239
<v Speaker 1>at the ending of a movie in my life. And

0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:14.520
<v Speaker 1>it was so enjoyable for that, and thank you so much.

0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 1>And it was like I liked the movie, but the

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:19.560
<v Speaker 1>ending actually made me want to throw up from laughing

0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:20.000
<v Speaker 1>so hard.

0:53:20.640 --> 0:53:24.759
<v Speaker 2>Nice. And I saw Oppenheimer. Obviously, literally everyone in the

0:53:24.760 --> 0:53:27.319
<v Speaker 2>world saw Oppenheimer. I haven't seen Barbie yet because I'm

0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:28.640
<v Speaker 2>a straight man. In there aren't boobs.

0:53:28.719 --> 0:53:30.440
<v Speaker 1>That's I was gonna say. There's no pussy and Barbie,

0:53:30.440 --> 0:53:34.880
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not saying it. There's no male genitalia. I

0:53:34.920 --> 0:53:37.000
<v Speaker 1>want to see some dick and balls. There's none of it.

0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:37.680
<v Speaker 1>In Oppenheimer.

0:53:37.760 --> 0:53:41.760
<v Speaker 2>There is I'm not kidding it, there's a full fifteen

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:43.480
<v Speaker 2>minute sex scene with butthole.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm not kidding. That's my ache is seeing a

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<v Speaker 1>man's ass like it is discussed.

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<v Speaker 2>Like seeing ball down.

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<v Speaker 1>But between this, God, it is so nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really cringe.

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<v Speaker 1>Mail and Natavi is really fucking gross, like.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like stinky.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay yo, dude, and it's so gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I do a Drew SI corner to end off

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<v Speaker 2>this episode? Yeah, welcome to drew Shya corner. Okay, don't

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<v Speaker 2>leave your pills around me, because I'm gonna be googling

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<v Speaker 2>them to see what you got going on.

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<v Speaker 1>When you posted that, I was like, dude, I do

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing every time without fail. One of my parents' house,

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<v Speaker 1>they always have some new fucking medication. I look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm like, bruh, why do you got fucking antibiotics?

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<v Speaker 2>You got an STD or something? Or is this like

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<v Speaker 2>a painkiller.

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<v Speaker 1>That I'm an. I realized antibiotics get me a little high,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna start giving myself BEV more often.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can mix my antibiotics with alcohol, because then I get

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<v Speaker 1>really fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, don't do that. You're gonna commit or you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>create like an antibiotic resistant, fucking bacterial dad genosis. Some

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<v Speaker 2>of y'all's WAPs got a pH ballant that could turn

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<v Speaker 2>a cucumber into a pickle. Oh wow, Gay's son. Or

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<v Speaker 2>Margarita pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Margarita pizza. If the day is right, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like high and it's like seventy three degrees out and

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<v Speaker 1>I have a really good oh, if I have a

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<v Speaker 1>really cold coke to go with that, I'm picking the pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>My pronouns are he has risen.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what did I say yesterday? My pronouns are oh banging'

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<v Speaker 1>yo mama yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And mine are I slash made, slash yo, slash mama, slash, squirt,

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<v Speaker 2>slash vagina juice, slash all over the walls, slash period.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the last one is condoms be having the

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<v Speaker 2>pussy smelling like rain boots. Oh also four times three.

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<v Speaker 1>The condom, maybe ten times in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so fucked up. That is literally fed up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's so fucked up. The flood, so fucking slag.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring back manly man.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been saying like, what the crap, and what the hell? Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not okay. We do this all the time. We

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<v Speaker 1>start saying something ironically, and then I'm actually like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell, what the crap, you're a.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird motherfucker and you better call Carl Bismarck and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Better not be a snitch er. I'll tell fucking Carl

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<v Speaker 1>bismar I sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the other one? O'rian was complimenting me. I'm probably

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do it right this time, but she

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<v Speaker 1>was complementing me on my impersonation of like you better stop, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you stop, all right? Bye?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I see guys, you guys to see how she

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<v Speaker 2>really treats you. She doesn't fucking care about you. She

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't even fucking care about me, so you think she'd

0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:12.799
<v Speaker 2>fucking care about you, But look, she's just over there

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<v Speaker 2>eating your fucking vitamin. See.

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<v Speaker 1>I finally caved into the TikTok shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, Bassard, you're all lying and you're being scammed,

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<v Speaker 2>and the TikTok shop is insane and a finesse and

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<v Speaker 2>a scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't buy off of it exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless unless I put something on, unless I get paid

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<v Speaker 3>to do an Ad

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<v Speaker 2>Eight