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Speaker 1: Hello, welcome back to Emergency Intercolm.

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Speaker 2: It's been a minute, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I know it's been a while since we've sat in

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Speaker 1: these chairs.

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Speaker 2: In a minute, it's been like a month and a half,

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Speaker 2: almost two months since we've recorded.

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Speaker 1: All the Oh my god, it literally has been Yeah.

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Speaker 2: All the episodes'all I've been seeing has been stockpiled, loaded up.

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Speaker 2: Hence why my hair was long in the last episode,

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Speaker 2: but the one before that my hair was short.

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Speaker 1: Well, how does it feel to be back in this chair?

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Speaker 1: Like you've been gone for so long? Are you different?

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Speaker 2: It feels awful to be in this chair.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow. I thought you like maybe would express like

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Speaker 1: joy and love for your craft or something.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Never that calling this a craft was a really brave statement.

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Speaker 1: I just made, Like that was really crazy.

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Speaker 2: This is a craft. This is a career. How about you?

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Speaker 2: Are you Are you excited to be back?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I'm dreadful.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm so excited to talk because I've realized I

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Speaker 1: talk so much, and that's like not a shocker to

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Speaker 1: anyone on the planet, but I've just been so much

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Speaker 1: more talkative. Like literally, any thought I have, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: who can I text this too? Because I just haven't

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Speaker 1: and it hasn't.

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Speaker 2: Been fucking me because this bitch, I'm not kidding, ignored

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Speaker 2: me the entire month we were gone, and I'm glad

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Speaker 2: I got.

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Speaker 1: Because I wanted to get our I wanted to get

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Speaker 1: our our tension going. And it's like there was I

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Speaker 1: was building, longing and yearning with you.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you just ignored me.

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Speaker 1: But you can't deny that. When I got back, I

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Speaker 1: went to your room to say hello, and we had nasty,

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Speaker 1: dirty hot sucks because I hadn't spoken for so long.

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Speaker 2: But I would like to speak.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't complaints when I was finger blasting you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well let's get into the episode, shall we? Because

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Speaker 2: I have a switch cartridge and YA hasn't done to

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Speaker 2: eat the Nintendo's Switch Cartridge challenge not a thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you keep saying it.

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Speaker 2: Just try it?

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Speaker 1: Were people actually eating this? Because why do I feel

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Speaker 1: like that actually happened? Like you kids ate this?

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Speaker 2: Just try it, lick it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not licked at your cartridges?

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Speaker 2: Please please please, no, you lick it. I'll lick it.

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Speaker 2: It tastes good, Like why.

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Speaker 1: Do you do it?

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Speaker 2: Like I didn't hide it Okay, Well.

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Speaker 1: I don't want like hello, I already did. Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't want like on like video like there bru that

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Speaker 1: tastes like fucking acetonin.

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Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Nino do they like code it in

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Speaker 1: that kid don't eat it.

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Speaker 2: In bitter They coat it and bitter ship. So when

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Speaker 2: the kids put it in their mouth, they spin it

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Speaker 2: because now you want to play the challenge. Now you

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Speaker 2: want to do the child.

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Speaker 1: I want to lick the metal part.

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Speaker 2: I doubt the metal tastes bad.

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Speaker 1: No, the metal taste. Oh no, it tastes really bad. Actually,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, that's actually crazy. Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 1: I saw when Switches were like first coming out, that

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Speaker 1: kids were like eating the cartons.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely because kids were eating DS cartridges for sure.

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Speaker 2: And I wasn't one of those kids like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely don't have like fragments of cooking moms.

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Speaker 2: Sitting in your cunnin tin dogs isn't sitting in my

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Speaker 2: colin right now, My n tin dogs died inside of

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Speaker 2: my body.

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Speaker 1: Should I tell you the story I've been holding out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So me and Orian were on our world tour

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Speaker 1: Europe Extravaganza, and we would go to the beach.

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Speaker 2: Why would a man be there?

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Speaker 1: Why would a man be there? I hate how loud one.

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Speaker 1: I hate how loud your boys can get too. I

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Speaker 1: hate myself because like no one knows the pain of

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Speaker 1: hearing yourself, like while you're trying to while I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to disassociate and fall down a rabbit hole of nothingness

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Speaker 1: on TikTok, to hear my own voice is the most like,

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Speaker 1: but it's not the first time because I'm really famous.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like, it's it's really hard for

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Speaker 2: me too to hear my voice and be scrolling on

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Speaker 2: my feet and see myself pop up.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh, not again me as if I

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Speaker 1: didn't fully like an edit of myself like.

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Speaker 2: Three days Oh I know. I literally go through the

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Speaker 2: emergency intercom. I search up emergency intercom on TikTok and

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Speaker 2: like every single video on there just so it boosts

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Speaker 2: the algorithm, like the girls need to see this.

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Speaker 1: You use the bathroom and like leave it playing like.

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Speaker 2: On loop exactly. No, literally, we actually have a.

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Speaker 1: Bunch of iPhones in the house, like you know in

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Speaker 1: Target when they have the iPhones on the little thing.

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Speaker 1: We have like eight of them in the living room

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Speaker 1: and then we just like do the accessibility like auto

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Speaker 1: scroll thing and we have it going through every few minutes.

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Speaker 2: You know, the Emergent or the Pokemon Go player bikes

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Speaker 2: that have like the big wall of uh Like.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't screen, and I never needed to know that.

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Speaker 2: It's the crazy thing you'll ever see. It's like basically

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Speaker 2: they do it Pokemon Go bike phones. They do it

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Speaker 2: because it's it's crazy. It is the most dystopian shit

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Speaker 2: you'll ever see in your life. Hold on, but they

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Speaker 2: do it so they can like walk a bunch and

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Speaker 2: hatch a bunch of eggs at once.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's sweet that it's an old man though exactly

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Speaker 1: like it's like it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: There's like a bunch of people that do it.

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Speaker 1: Dude, he's actually fucking fired.

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Speaker 2: What he should do is start a streaming business where

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Speaker 2: he boosts the streams on these flop ass bitches accounts.

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Speaker 2: That's the one thing that I don't believe. I believe

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Speaker 2: in the dead Internet theory that, uh, there's no way

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Speaker 2: I love Selena Gomez life. She's the girl like, but

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Speaker 2: there's no way her music is streamed that much. I

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Speaker 2: do not hear it anywhere the weekend, Like, yeah, maybe,

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Speaker 2: but I still think they're like buying streams from stream

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Speaker 2: farms to boost or streams. So when I see it,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh, he has ninety million monthly listeners.

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Speaker 2: Oh maybe I need to tap into that. Same with

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Speaker 2: like the Kardashians. Everyone like, how the fuck does Jimmy

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Speaker 2: Kimmel have like eighty billion followers on Instagram followers like that,

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Speaker 2: but he only gets like a thousand likes and ten

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Speaker 2: thousand views on his videos on ig Like dead Internet

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Speaker 2: theory is real, Like we're just all interacting with really

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Speaker 2: advanced spots at this point, and like we're probably not

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Speaker 2: talking to anyone, we're talking to AI, like robots like

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Speaker 2: that are borderlines sentient?

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Speaker 1: You were actually schizophrenic?

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Speaker 2: No, look up at the dead Internet theory. I swear

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Speaker 2: to god, it's a real thing.

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Speaker 1: Like it's that's just that was your Drew Syop corner.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I have I got a whole bunch of

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Speaker 2: shit to do in it. Look at this, Look at

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Speaker 2: all these.

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Speaker 1: Are those all like Syop corner. Oh, that's just like you're.

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Speaker 2: This You're no this on to there is psyop So

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Speaker 2: I got like four episodes worth written them and I

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Speaker 2: did it all on the airplane, and I look like

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Speaker 2: a like a real psycho, like a real psycho. Well,

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Speaker 2: what's the story.

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Speaker 1: So we would go to the beach every day and

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Speaker 1: all we wanted to do.

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Speaker 2: Did y'all play with each other's pussies at all?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, lots of tripping happened for sure. And like me

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Speaker 1: and Ryan went to Europe and we were like this,

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Speaker 1: but we came back like this. And it was actually

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Speaker 1: when we were getting on the plane, we were like this,

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Speaker 1: and they had to, like, you buy four chairs, so

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Speaker 1: and then our heads like earthing hips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, you have really fertile hips, like you have

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Speaker 2: really nice berthing hips. I'm gonna start saying that to people.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't you had a nice like just womanly body.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, your hour glass figure is shining through

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Speaker 1: that skims dress right now. You look gorgeous. That's what

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Speaker 2: Take her swimming on the first date because not only

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Speaker 2: they have makeup now, but they got skim suits skims

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Speaker 1: But what like if you could have a skims bathing suit,

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Speaker 1: is that what you mean? Or you mean like oh,

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Speaker 1: because you're saying like it's fake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm just telling the truth. Like I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: I spit, I spill. Also sorry, keep going. I'm gonna say,

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Speaker 2: a homeless person in the back of Madeline in Steven's videos,

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Speaker 1: And people actually think you're like, yeah, the killer.

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Speaker 2: They literally think I'm the killer and that is like

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Speaker 2: my ultimate dream.

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Speaker 1: And then when they actually find the bodies in Central Park,

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Speaker 2: Cut that shit off. Cut that off.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we would go to this beach all the time,

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Speaker 1: and in Europe it's like not like naughty to take

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Speaker 1: your top off at the beach.

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Speaker 2: Fuck, bro, why didn't I get to go? Man, I

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Speaker 2: need to see all the boobs on the beats. But

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Speaker 2: that's why I didn't go see Barbie because there was

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Speaker 2: no tits in the movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If they showed some puss,

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Speaker 2: Been yeah, yeah, like hello Barbie, like Mattel, like step

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Speaker 2: up your fucking puss.

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Speaker 1: Oh you want to talk about like showing like people

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Speaker 1: for who they really are. And it's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: the sentimental, like human experience of a Barbie movie. But

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Speaker 1: where is the pussy?

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Speaker 2: We've said the p word like eighteen totally the most.

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Speaker 1: We've ever said it in an episode. Yeah, but actually

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Speaker 1: this this story does have to do with my kuchi.

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Speaker 1: But I was not about to say my pee word.

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Speaker 1: But so we went to this beach every day that

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Speaker 1: we were there, and we went to it every day

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Speaker 1: last year, and while we were walking down this hill,

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Speaker 1: we realized this ship was a glitch. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: It was a glitch in the system because we never

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Speaker 1: saw I know, we never saw this like open way

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Speaker 1: of the railing because it's like a long road down

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Speaker 1: a mountain that you have to walk down. It's like

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Speaker 1: this opening in the railing, but as we're walking this time,

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Speaker 1: we notice it and we look over and Orin's like

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Speaker 1: we should go down there to see what there is,

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Speaker 1: Huh, that's where she's from. Lesbian Yeah, okay, where are

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's like that picture of her saying lesbian

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Speaker 2: At least threatening straight man on the planet. Like I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like bond bonds and bronzes and buds but like,

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Speaker 2: yeah without.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, say like sandbags and ship.

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Speaker 1: I wrote this story up because too long anyway. So

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Speaker 1: And then we keep walking and so we walk down

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Speaker 1: too many of them, like we're gonna get killed, We're

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00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:12,520
Speaker 1: gonna get kidnapped, freaking out all for us to get

439
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,280
Speaker 1: to the beach and then there's a point where the

440
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,480
Speaker 1: boats can't go because it's people swimming in the water,

441
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,520
Speaker 1: and he turned around and then I was like.

442
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,320
Speaker 2: Come back, Oh my god.

443
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,760
Speaker 1: Like my munch, come back, like you were willing to

444
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,840
Speaker 1: like get out and like swim over to talk to me, Like,

445
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god, like you're literally not a real man.

446
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,359
Speaker 1: And that was the whole story of me interacting with

447
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 1: a pervert and then actually being fearful for like twenty

448
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 1: minutes because I genuinely thought I was gonna get me

449
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 1: and my friend killed because I waved. And that's it.

450
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,199
Speaker 1: But it's good to know that all it takes is

451
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,439
Speaker 1: somebody seeing me but naked nasty for like three seconds

452
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 1: for them to literally swim to their boat and start

453
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 1: chasing me. Which actually, and now that I've said that

454
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,639
Speaker 1: whole sentence, I don't know. That's a good thing to know.

455
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,119
Speaker 1: That's like sadly kind of common.

456
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,440
Speaker 2: Um, well, I don't remember what I was gonna say

457
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,720
Speaker 2: to you that I told Josh and jo saw it

458
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 2: when you left to go to that dinner. Yeah, fuck,

459
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 2: what was it? Boy? I went to Missouri. That was lit.

460
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:14,239
Speaker 2: It was a good vibe. I got to hang out

461
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:19,199
Speaker 2: with my family. I got the riote horses again, and

462
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 2: yeah it was cool. What the fuck happened? What was it? Oh?

463
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 2: I know what it is? Okay, So you know how

464
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 2: like it's a running joke that like I don't think

465
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 2: I'm related to my parents, Like something fishy is going on,

466
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,560
Speaker 2: like either my mom like had a baby with another

467
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 2: man and my dad was okay with it, or my

468
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,640
Speaker 2: dad isn't my real dad, or my mom we got

469
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 2: switched in the hospital, like whatever the case is. Like

470
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 2: I looked like my mom, Like I saw a picture

471
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 2: of me and I looked like my mom. So I'm

472
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 2: my mom's kid. But the more I look, I don't

473
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 2: look anything like my father, which is very curious. And

474
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:58,479
Speaker 2: then so we uh got uh DNA test kids and

475
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 2: tell me why my mom and dad were like shaking

476
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: in their fucking boots when we got these DNA test kids,

477
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 2: Like they were like Kirie, they were like flashing their

478
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 2: eyes and all this like weird shit. And like my

479
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: mom brought it up at the dinner table like four

480
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: hours later, and we didn't even like freaking bring it up,

481
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 2: like we forgot about it. And there's some sush shit

482
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 2: going on like, so, yeah, I'm about to find out

483
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 2: that my father is not my father, but he knew

484
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 2: the whole time and raised me anyways. I mean at

485
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: the end of the day, like he's my dad, like

486
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 2: he raised me, Like that's my father.

487
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: But it's definitely in a cause of effect, and you'll

488
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 1: ever look at him the same.

489
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 2: Exactly, exactly, exactly exactly. But no, I told me and

490
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 2: Maddel made a pact like if we find out he's

491
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 2: not my dad, we're not gonna say anything. We're just

492
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 2: gonna be like, yeah, you're our dad, like, but we're

493
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 2: gonna know, so you're gonna lie. Yeah, exactly. Wow. But

494
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 2: the craziest part is so my dead brother Sam he

495
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: did twenty three and me, Yeah he died and yeah,

496
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 2: oh my fucking god. Bro, he died like three years ago. Lost,

497
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: he died three years ago, Bro, But no, he did

498
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,040
Speaker 2: a twenty three in me test and Madeline did a

499
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 2: three AM MEM tests and if you're related, like your

500
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 2: DNA code if it's similar, and it comes back and

501
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, by the way, y'all are like brother

502
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 2: and sister or y'all are related. Theirs didn't show up

503
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 2: as related to one another, which is very fucking curious

504
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 2: because that's how all starts on all those weird documentaries

505
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: about like all the people like being like, oh wait,

506
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 2: I have like three hundred and eighty bros.

507
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: Almost was like, do you think because he's like not

508
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: here anymore, they just like they'll connect it. But that's

509
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: not how that works. It's literally an sister like it's

510
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: supposed to be like.

511
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 2: Exactly, So it's very curious. So I'm like and same

512
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 2: as my dad's child. So I don't know. Mom, I

513
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 2: know you're listening to this and you're writhing and you're

514
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 2: pissed and you're scared as boots.

515
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,719
Speaker 1: But you're scared because your secret's about to come out.

516
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, that's the real.

517
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 2: You, exactly. But like this is a tea and I'm

518
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 2: gonna update the girls as it goes.

519
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: You did something that reminded me of like an ick

520
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: just now or it was last night, Oh wait, last

521
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 1: night something happened and I was like, oh, watching somebody

522
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,439
Speaker 1: play on Oculus would be such a nick and I

523
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: would never never be.

524
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 2: Able to like lave someone.

525
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,239
Speaker 1: Yea, literally, I would like not be able to date

526
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 1: somebody if I saw them play with an Oculus like

527
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: it's too much, and then like even if the way

528
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: I look playing an Oculus, I'm like, it's all I.

529
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 2: Think about when I did you get a video of

530
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 2: you playing?

531
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: No Batavia did? So we shouldn't we should we should

532
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 1: insert it if we remember.

533
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 2: Because that ship. Yeah, I mean, it's fun as fuck,

534
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: but also it's weird, like it's just weird shit. But

535
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: do you have any other turnoffs?

536
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? So if you can't drive, you need to get

537
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: a life, like that is actually disgusting, Like if you

538
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 1: can't drive, and if you drive slow, if you can't

539
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: drive and you drive really slow and cautious, that shit

540
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: actually pisses me off, Like I'm not kidding, Like why

541
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: are you actually doing thirty five miles an hour in

542
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: a thirty five agis? No?

543
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: Why not.

544
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: Blanny line by line any trip or fall, any trip

545
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: or fall, like even like but especially like a trip

546
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: where like the trip doesn't actually happen and oh, oh

547
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 1: my god, like that, Yeah, that is too much. I

548
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: know exactly what you mean, almost losing your balance and

549
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: be like, oh oh my god, oh I almost fell.

550
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: Really you shouldn't.

551
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: Say that, don't You should have just fallen because I

552
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 2: would have felt bad cramped.

553
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: Feet, so you get a little bit of a limp

554
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: that's disgusting, Like if you're like if you're like, oh,

555
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: my feet are cramping, like I can't, like.

556
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 2: I bo do you know that's feet or cramping regularly?

557
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: I know people with my.

558
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 2: Fucking foot when I actually that brings.

559
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: I've never had a cramped foot too, so I'm like, one,

560
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: you're making it up too, dude. You know, are you

561
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: like barely able to stand right now?

562
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 2: When I was like nine, there was a doorknob right

563
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: next to my bed, and I used to like put

564
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 2: my butt on the doorknob and just like use it

565
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 2: as a butt plug and just like hang out up there. No,

566
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 2: you used to wrap my foot.

567
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: Why did you even say that?

568
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I used to wrap my foot

569
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: around the door knob and cramp my foot on purpose

570
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: because I love the way foot cramps feel. And I

571
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: still every once in a while will like arch my

572
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: foot like that like a ballerina and crap, I bet

573
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 2: if you do it like that. I'm very hydrated and

574
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: I've been drinking a lot of electrolytes, so it doesn't

575
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: happen as often. But when I was like younger and

576
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: didn't drink water and only drank coke and did coke

577
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 2: when I was like thirteen.

578
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you started when you were ten, so

579
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: it's hard to like sucked it.

580
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a fake nose. It melted through my

581
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: uh what is it septum? Yeah, yeah, it was really rough.

582
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, have you ever had your toes sucked? No?

583
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

584
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, because it seems like you're forgetting

585
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: that ice all the time. And then I was like,

586
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: what you don't want the people to know that, like

587
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: I put your toes in my mouth?

588
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: Oh dude, Also like you no, no too much my mom. Mom,

589
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: if you're listening, like literally, turn this off now. But

590
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 2: when they when it was like one time and my

591
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 2: big toe is being sucked, and like, oh god, this

592
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 2: is so embarrassing. No, I can't even tell it. I

593
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,959
Speaker 2: can't even talk about it. I can't even talk.

594
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 1: I've had my toes in mouth, in mouths like plenty

595
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: of times. People love my feet. What can I say?

596
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: I have a high writing on wiki feet.

597
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 2: I got it.

598
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: I don't even have like a good photo of my

599
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 1: feet out. That's the crazy thing is if I put

600
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: a good photo of my feet on the internet, it

601
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 1: would be a wrap. It would be really bad for

602
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: a lot of people. It would break homes, it would

603
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: destroy people, like it would literally make the people who

604
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: fuck with feet like actually viscerally upset that they can't

605
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: suck my toes.

606
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: I got a two point three nine.

607
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 1: Now, well that's because I begged, you begged for people

608
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: to go and give you good reviews.

609
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: But what people didn't know about me is I have

610
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: a size twenty point five foot in US and I'm

611
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: from Estonia, but mine are If anyone is like my age,

612
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 2: like that's weird, Like you should be three times my

613
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 2: age four and a half.

614
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 1: And like I said, that's without a good picture of

615
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: my feet. Like, no one's seeing like a good picture

616
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: of my feet. See, but you said in anyone our age.

617
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 2: My turn off is if you're my age, you have

618
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 2: to be at least twice my age. And then like

619
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: if you have like long hair, like big berthing hips

620
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 2: like piercings, and you wear makeup and like those things

621
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: that are on people's chests sometimes like and if you

622
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: have a vagina.

623
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so you just like want to like wait, wait, wait,

624
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: we're talking about turnoff.

625
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big turnoff of my Wait, but.

626
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: I thought you were straight, so like boom should be

627
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: like a thing for.

628
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 2: You, and then if you like take care of yourself.

629
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's gross. I'm just confused because it sounds like

630
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: I thought, for a second you were talking about like

631
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: turn offs, like things you want.

632
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't want any of that. It's

633
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: just those things on the chest. They're getting away and

634
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: they're scary.

635
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: I just think men are really gross. That's kind of it.

636
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:14,959
Speaker 2: That's oh my new thing, guys.

637
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: I have the idea of a man propping up his

638
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: phone to dance in front of it.

639
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: Actually, just like I saw you, I saw you.

640
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: I just imagine that, like when girls are like playing

641
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: music from their phone and they're together, like dancing in

642
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: a room. I'm like, do.

643
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: You mean that one?

644
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: Boo boo boo boo boo boo. I can't really do

645
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: that one.

646
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 2: I thought, No, that is really cringey. My new thing recently, I've.

647
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: Never liked a thirst trap from a man.

648
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 2: Okay, keep on, neither of I the fuck.

649
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: The fuck like, couldn't be me.

650
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: My new thing is me having blood clots. I'm convinced

651
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have like a pulmonary embolism.

652
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: For somebody who goes to the doctor a lot. It

653
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: seems like you don't go to the doctor. And now

654
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get convinced that you use that one

655
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: app to meet all your friends and like go hang

656
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: out with friends instead of go to the doctor.

657
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't grinder. Grinder is like ZocDoc, So

658
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: like when you say it's like ZocDoc, but.

659
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: I don't think we have a ZocDoc ad So we're

660
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: gonna stop saying it, even though I genuinely do use it.

661
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: But ok yeah, it's like Grinder, but uh or Grinder

662
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: is like ZocDoc with pastors and doctors. Oh okay, so

663
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: when I use it.

664
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't know you were religious like that though.

665
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've like been I've been dabbling recently, but my

666
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 2: new thing is blood clots.

667
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: And what you're gonna say it was completely different going

668
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, weddings are freaking me out again

669
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: because why is your dad passing you down the aisle

670
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: like a blunt, Like you're literally getting past like blunt

671
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: to another man. Like it's really weird. It's really weird too, because,

672
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: like I was watching a video, I was like, the

673
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: connotations of this are odd because it's like your dad

674
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: needs to hand you off to another man, which insinuates

675
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: that your dad owned you and like had you as

676
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: his and then is giving you to another man, which

677
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: makes me so uncomfortable because it's like, wait, are you

678
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: fucking your dad? I need to know? But that's it.

679
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, it's just like a cute thing.

680
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: I don't think it's cute. I think it's really fucking weird.

681
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 2: I'm my mom passed me down the aisle girls.

682
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: Because I'm having sex with my mom and your mom. Actually,

683
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have granma.

684
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: How the hell is that?

685
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna put it on like you know, the

686
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: the robot waiters that like restaurants. We're gonna put the

687
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: urn on.

688
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 2: There, and I'm gonna hold the feature's cart when they

689
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: roll the TV in when.

690
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: They roll it out the projector it's like my mom

691
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: on there.

692
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 2: Someone said when the teachers used to roll the carts in,

693
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: they used to be like hungover, and that's why like

694
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: they would bring the carts in.

695
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: That makes sense, bitch, I would have never taught those

696
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: kids because all of our kids, I'd be hung over

697
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: all the time because I have a really severe alcohol

698
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: and weed addiction right now, keep going.

699
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: But my new thing is blood clots. I'm convinced that

700
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 2: I have blood clots in my body all the time,

701
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: and it's all gonna it's gonna be clipped a million

702
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: billion times when like when I do die of a

703
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: blood clot. And I got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine

704
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 2: as a joke.

705
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: You know, if you have a blood clot before it's bad.

706
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I think like it

707
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 2: it gets bad and then it gets worse. So when

708
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: it gets bad, that's when you know you know Yeah,

709
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 2: So like this Jude, when you know you know you

710
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 2: know better? But this yeah, that's just something that's the

711
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: song that yeah, it's my own song.

712
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: Then okay, yeah, And you just thought to like outshine

713
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: me and like throwing your own that's.

714
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: Serve the audios. Who ate better?

715
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: Me? Who ate better?

716
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 2: Guys have been like really addicted to Pokemon Go and

717
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: like a fucked up way, like a two hours every

718
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: single day type shit. And I'm gonna do a rate

719
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: in the middle.

720
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: Of Okay, while you do a raid. I'm gonna say

721
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: this thought I had, so I think there's like this

722
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: idea that when women get older, there there's more leeway

723
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: for them to be mean. And as a younger woman,

724
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: there's this idea that you should be gentle, nice and

725
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: patient and super forthcoming and submissive, especially around men obviously,

726
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't be loud and whatever whatever, but it

727
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: is always except.

728
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, all that is like no, like you you agree

729
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: with her? You yeah, like be silent and shit, women should.

730
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: Be here, I can you go back to playing fucking

731
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: Pokemon go, Yeah, exactly. But there's this idea that when

732
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: ladies get old, like the mean old old lady like archetype,

733
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, like she's like mean and annoying and

734
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: like really naggy and blah blah blah, and like, as

735
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: women get older, there's almost more leeway and acceptance and

736
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: almost an assumption that with age you will get obnoxious

737
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: and annoying. And this only was something I was thinking

738
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: about because of the fucking age filter and all the

739
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: jokes about like, oh, when I'm older and I just

740
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: start yelling at people because I can, which I'm sure

741
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: like most people like everybody thinks like, well, as you

742
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: get older, you get to do that. But my hot take,

743
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: which isn't that hot of a take, is I think

744
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: it's more acceptable for women as they age out to

745
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: be annoying. Like I'm saying that with quotes if you're

746
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: not watching annoying or angry or whatever, because you are

747
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: less sexualized and less objectified the older you get, So

748
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: there's no need for you to be as submissive or

749
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: as like tranquil blah blah blah blah, and like as

750
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: nice and all those things because you were less desired

751
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: by the public. So nobody's gonna get on your ass

752
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: for being like all those things. Yeah, and as a

753
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: younger woman, you're expected to be all those things because

754
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: you need to upkeep a sexual appeal and a desire

755
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: to yourself. And that's just something I thought about and

756
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: it's not.

757
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: Necessarily fucking tea.

758
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, And now we're gonna sit here while Drew well,

759
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: it will just time lapse.

760
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: This sorry, is this is like really important actually to me?

761
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: Okay, look, I ton't ask if it's important to you.

762
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: That means it means nothing to me.

763
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 2: How about that I'm used to this behavior. I left

764
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: my phone at home yesterday, y'all all day long, and

765
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: I like, survived and it was fucking lit.

766
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: I could survive too.

767
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: It's easy, dude, It's not a competition.

768
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: Say, like, if you think you could survive, you would

769
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: literally feel like you were watching survivor watching me survive.

770
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: I did to win. I win. I got a Reggie Drago.

771
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: And it's brave for me to make fun of you

772
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: for being obsessed with Pokemon Go as if I haven't

773
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: been on a two year streak of being obsessed.

774
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 2: With Fortnite D and it's already been two years.

775
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, holy, and I don't foresee it ending. What if

776
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm like thirty eight and I'm still playing Fortnite.

777
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: That would be fair.

778
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm probably gouldn't neglect the fuck out of my kids,

779
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: Like I definitely shouldn't have kids.

780
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: No, that's my take too.

781
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: But actually, like, I genuinely don't think I'm supposed to

782
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 1: have kids. The more I think about it, I think

783
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: you should have kids if it is a deep, deep desire.

784
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: And when I do have kids, if this is still

785
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: up for some god forsaken reason and they hear it

786
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: or somebody who remembers me saying this is like, oh

787
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 1: my god, that bitch is pregnant. They're gonna really freak

788
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: out and be scared, and maybe I will change my mind.

789
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: But I am so flip flop on the idea of

790
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: having a kid that I just don't think I should

791
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: have a kid. Does that make sense? Like yeah, I

792
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: think people by our age know whether they want kids

793
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 1: or not. But we are very young, so maybe that'll change,

794
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: But like, I just don't want a fucking kid, like

795
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 1: my parents had kids by this age.

796
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is so fucking weird, disgusting, Like I cannot imagine.

797
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,720
Speaker 2: I cannot imagine having a child right now, like really

798
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 2: genuinely cannot imagine it. It like goes straight over my head.

799
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: And like beyond that, like there are moments like especially

800
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: after hanging out with my niece like uh, Madeline, like

801
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,479
Speaker 2: Luna like that, I'm like, oh, like I can see

802
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 2: myself having children one day, Like I don't know, Like

803
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 2: I don't, I really don't know. If it's in my car,

804
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 2: it's like.

805
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: Same, That's how I kneel when I see other people

806
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: my age with kids. It is sweet and wholesome and heartwarming.

807
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: But then when I imagine myself with a kid. I

808
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: genuinely don't want that.

809
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like.

810
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: Thinking about being thirty five and not being able to

811
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: pick up and leave my house without taking this thing

812
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: with me. I'm like, damn, that is actually so inconvenient.

813
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm guessed like it just clicks one day,

814
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 2: like and maybe it's like fucking love where like you

815
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: have to like actually try to be in a relationship

816
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 2: and like it's it's chemical to a certain extent.

817
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: I've definitely been in relationships or like in situations where

818
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: there were moments wars like now I understand Now, I

819
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: understand why someone would have a kid with somebody because

820
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 1: I have this like primal human urge to have a child.

821
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: But then that usually wears off and I'm like whoa.

822
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: And I think that's probably what most parents did, is

823
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: within that time span of having that primal urge, because

824
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: they didn't have TikTok and all these other things to

825
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: look at, they were like, fuck it, we should just

826
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: have a baby because I really want to have a

827
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: baby with And then that phase of like desire and

828
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: whatever fades off and then you're left with a fucking baby.

829
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: That's like what a lot of people like postpartum or

830
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 2: like just in general, like a lot of people like

831
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: experience postpartum after birth, and it's because of that. It's like,

832
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 2: holy shit, like I actually have I used to party

833
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 2: and I used to have fun, and I used to

834
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: be able to do whatever the fuck I want and

835
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah, and now I have to

836
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 2: like give all that up overnight essentially, Like it's it's crazy.

837
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 2: I fully understand postpartum in it like really makes me sad.

838
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: But you could just give it away.

839
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, for real, there's like systems for it for real.

840
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: If you don't want it, you can just fucking get

841
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: rid of it. I guess you can sell it to

842
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: wasteland and use that check to go by exactly.

843
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: Do you remember the wayfair child trafficking? That was crazy?

844
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: That was actually that was the first sign that like

845
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: left leaning people are also susceptible to conspiracy theory. That

846
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: makes sense. It's like if you make the conspiracy, if

847
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: you like make it right, a conspiracy theory can hit anybody.

848
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: Because there was a moment where I was like, holy shit,

849
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: like that is weird, Like why are they selling a

850
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 2: twenty five thousand dollars dresser. But come on, it's all

851
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 2: come on.

852
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: I don't think Wayfair is real. I think it's it's

853
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: like a like who would buy a twenty five thousand

854
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: dollars dresser? Like I think it's like on eBay, like

855
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: I could post something for a crazy amount of money

856
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: and just see who buys like that kind of thing.

857
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: Remember when I put my grandma on eBay?

858
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you don't have a fucking eBay accompany. You

859
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: tried to sell a human.

860
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I like got like ip banned or some

861
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: shit from eBay because I tried to sell my grandma

862
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: on there for a video and the bid caught up

863
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 2: to like what was it like thirty six thousand dollars

864
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: or something like that to buy my grandma, And then

865
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 2: I got banned from.

866
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: Either a good price? Yeah right, yeah thirty six.

867
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: That's life changing money.

868
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah hell but I guess Wait, it doesn't go to

869
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: the person who's being sold, So yeah, I guess your grandma.

870
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: But if your grandma's going to good hands, you know.

871
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 2: Having good time, yeah, like she'll be chill, like they'll

872
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 2: take care of her.

873
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: Just start a new chapter and it might be a

874
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: blessing to that stage of my life get.

875
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 2: To like exactly okay, Well, I have a list of

876
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: things that like we're doing now that like I feel like,

877
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: are going to be really really barbaric in the future.

878
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: And like I was trying to be funny, but I

879
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 2: literally couldn't think of anything funny. So if you think

880
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 2: of anything actually funny, let me know.

881
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: But these are like my barbaric thing is having my

882
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: wing bot under my pillow and abusing.

883
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 2: Oh hell no. Literally I walked in there because then

884
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 2: you was like I lost.

885
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: It and I was.

886
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: Helping her look for it, and I flipped over a

887
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 2: couple of pillows and her wing bot vibrator was literally

888
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 2: just sitting on the bed like under her pillows.

889
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: It was like, what is the point of living my

890
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: day if I don't get to celebrate life at the.

891
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 2: End of it? Exactly create life?

892
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: And some may say that is an addiction, So masic

893
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: I'm a dreamer. Barbaric is me thinking that it's cute

894
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: that I wake up every morning and go have a

895
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: cigarette with my coffee.

896
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 2: Well, that's funny that you said that, because I have

897
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 2: pocket pussy written down as barbaric is barbarok at that

898
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: look at it in the vagina, like, it is.

899
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: Much more barbaric than a wing. A wingbat is like

900
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: a miscellaneous shape, like a vibrator is a miscellaneous shape

901
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: whatever for the most part. But a pocket pussy, bitch,

902
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: can you get a grip on reality?

903
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 2: Like that is you can get a grip on my

904
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 2: penis with this vagina? Pocket pussy?

905
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: You do not get the vagina ones?

906
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I do that the heck what? And then

907
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: I have a Funerals are barbaric, barbarians, I actually dor

908
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: they're so fucking expensive, they're big fucking scams and ruses.

909
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: And then we embalm these bodies with like really really

910
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 2: toxic chemicals and then bury them in the ground so

911
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: they just melt into our waist like our runoff water.

912
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,720
Speaker 2: And then we just end up drinking dead body juices,

913
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 2: like literally just burn the body and move on, or

914
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 2: bury the body and plant a tree on top of it.

915
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: There's a really good episode of Midnight Gospel that talks

916
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 1: about how funeral culture started. And it was like during

917
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: wars that people's family members would go out to war

918
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: and die during war. Obviously all these families would be

919
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: devastated the last time they saw their loved one was

920
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: who knows when they really want to be able to

921
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: see them at least one last time. Also, it was

922
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: during the era of like you don't have videos super

923
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 1: accessible videos and pictures of them. Obviously, these families were devastated.

924
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 1: They wanted to see the body. And then these two

925
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: guys came up with the idea of embombing bodies and

926
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: traveling them back to the families and which became a

927
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: huge industry. And then that became that's where the idea

928
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: that dead bodies were super radioactive and like harmful and

929
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: toxic to be around. It stems from that because people

930
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: wanted you to immediately like start up the funeral service

931
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: and get a body embombed. When in the olden days,

932
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: what people used to do is when someone would pass

933
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: like from fucking scarlet fever and illness or something in

934
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: their bed, they would usually just like keep the body

935
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: there for like a day or like however long and

936
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: like let the family kind of sit with the body

937
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: and just be like wow, like and like mourn and

938
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: within that time period, and then you would have the

939
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: body transported to be bare.

940
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 2: So it was literally just like morticians being like no,

941
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: you have to give it to me now so you

942
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 2: can pay me.

943
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: Lay Like yeah, no, it's literally like oh but we

944
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: want like we want to spruce it up for you.

945
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: And I'm sure a lot of people do like enjoy

946
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: the idea of a funeral, But yeah, why am I here?

947
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: And why is my family drunk?

948
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 2: And then I got machine to my mom's funeral? Keep on,

949
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 2: I got meat consumption on there. Girl, That shit's weird,

950
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 2: Like it tastes good as fuck, and I get it,

951
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: but like, bruh, like grow the meat.

952
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I felt yesterday about the salami that

953
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: we were eating because it was sitting out long enough

954
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: that it started sweating, and I was like, this is

955
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,720
Speaker 1: so abnormal. Would look a moving creature, but that's.

956
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: In the eye. It is literally like red with blood.

957
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: I will say, like steak, like a steak.

958
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 2: A trust me, I fucked up a good steak in

959
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 2: my life and in my time I grew up in Texas.

960
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 2: But like, bruh, like all the blood and the juices

961
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 2: and every time they're like, it's not blood, it's blah

962
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. Girl, I don't give a fuck.

963
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: It's red and coming out of meat, Like.

964
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: It's blood, what else would it be.

965
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 2: There's like this like other shit they call it. I

966
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 2: don't know what it's fucking called. Then they get mad

967
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: at me for anything.

968
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: They're listening to what the people, like, the people are

969
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: trying to tell you that is blood.

970
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: It's enough exactly.

971
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: It's looking at y'all the whole time. This episode keep going.

972
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 2: I got prison time for victimless crimes. Girl. Let the

973
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 2: people smoke and do their drugs, like, we don't need

974
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 2: to flood the prisons with people. Period.

975
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: It is super barbara. That is literally super barbaric. That

976
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: is like the definition of animalistic. You know, at the

977
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: beginning of time when someone did something back, we were like,

978
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna put you in a fucking cage, and then

979
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: they were like, we should make this cage into a multimillion.

980
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 2: And industrial dude. That's what I was just about to say.

981
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 2: I like pausing, and I was like, oh my god,

982
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 2: all of these are driven by what capitalism. Let's go okay.

983
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 2: And then these two are like kind of more serious.

984
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: But clean drinking water. Us having clean drinking water is

985
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: going to be barbaric because like it's gonna be polluted

986
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: because we don't know how to handle nice things. And

987
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 2: then having grass in your front yard is going to

988
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 2: be very barbaric because the sun's gonna burn a hole

989
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 2: in the ozone lay and we're not gonna have grass

990
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 2: or water.

991
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so barbaric in the way that like people

992
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: are gonna look back and be like, dude, I can't

993
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: believe they even had that.

994
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 2: I was just joking, like I was saying, like, girl,

995
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 2: climate change, Hello.

996
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're done for sure. There's like literally nothing we

997
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: could do. That's also why I don't want to have

998
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: I want to have kids. They're gonna melt.

999
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 2: Oh have you ever heard of the flute of the

1000
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 2: flute of shame?

1001
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: No?

1002
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 2: Bruh Okay. So it's this like metal casted thing that

1003
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 2: like is cast around your neck and on your arms.

1004
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 2: So you're if you're like making really bad public disturbances

1005
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,919
Speaker 2: or like playing music publicly, they'll tie this. They'll make

1006
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 2: this thing that like goes around your neck and your

1007
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: arms and you just have to carry it around all day.

1008
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 2: And we need to bring that back because some of

1009
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 2: you bitches are making terrible music.

1010
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: Um, I do agree.

1011
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me show you it.

1012
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: He was gonna be the one, be the one for me,

1013
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: but he ended up Lovinger. That is fucking fire.

1014
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, bring it back.

1015
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: Someone's gotta put that girl.

1016
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 2: We're gonna be the ones with the fluid shamer on

1017
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: the fucking neck with a screaming in public and shit,

1018
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 2: and you will.

1019
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: Never stop me from being shameful in public because it's

1020
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: literally the best most time. Oh my god, I ate leftover.

1021
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: Joe and the Juice is my first thing. It was

1022
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: like a leftover spicy tuna and then I had a

1023
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: coffee and a cigarette, so my insides probably smell like embombing.

1024
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe and the Juice is the spicy tuna sandwich

1025
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 2: is the greatest thing you can put into your ask sustenance.

1026
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, eating meat is gonna be so barbaric in

1027
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 2: the future.

1028
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 1: It's just different though, Like seafood to me doesn't feel

1029
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 1: as barbaric for some reason, Like does that make sense exactly? Also,

1030
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: like it feels cleaner, even though I'm sure the ocean

1031
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: but no, to me, the ocean is clean, even though

1032
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: like I think it's really polluted.

1033
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, the big ass nets that they drag along

1034
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: the bottom of the ocean and just destroy all the

1035
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: core reefs. It's like the saddest and just scar the

1036
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 2: earth because they want to collect fucking shrimps or some

1037
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: shit like bro, just I'm gonna throw it in the

1038
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 2: fucking aquaponics chamber or something.

1039
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: Um.

1040
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I have an experiment trade out at home. I

1041
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 2: want you to think about something you don't like about yourself.

1042
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 2: Are you thinking about something you don't like it?

1043
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: I can't think off the top of my head.

1044
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the whole thing. It's just like, think about

1045
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 2: something you don't like about it with yourself and just

1046
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 2: ruminate with it.

1047
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: That's the experiment. What you just like sense us all

1048
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: like a self loathing path exactly.

1049
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 2: I want you to be like depressed.

1050
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: Actually, think about this. When he asked that, how fast

1051
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: did you answer? And if you didn't answer immediately, maybe

1052
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: you do like yourself and you should stop being so

1053
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: hard on yourself. Oh I'm not even kidding. That's that

1054
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: tall me because then I was I was like, the

1055
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: first thing I thought of, is I do genuinely? I

1056
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: think this is a problem more for my own safety though?

1057
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: Is I am too open and vulnerable of a person

1058
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: If somebody asked me something I will fully answer it honestly,

1059
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: or if I'm feeling something and going through something, I

1060
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: will tell everybody my business. And I actually do think

1061
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 1: that's a problem because nobody needs to know my business

1062
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: the way they fucking do.

1063
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 2: Dude that it is so crazy, Like we'll meet someone

1064
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: and we'll be hanging out with them for like two weeks,

1065
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 2: and then you will tell them her entire life.

1066
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, there are certain things I absolutely won't say,

1067
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: and I literally have a list of that certain thing,

1068
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 1: and I have a list of the people I've told

1069
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: because I'm actually er crazy and neurotic about it. But like, yeah,

1070
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell them all my business. I don't give a fuck,

1071
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: Like I'll be like, yeah, like the house got broken

1072
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: into and Tom got hit by a car and then

1073
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: I broke my ankles. I'm like, I literally will go

1074
00:49:59,120 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: on a whole thing.

1075
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm pretty similar to should.

1076
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: I flash my Kuchi the way I did in the

1077
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: last episode eight million times? Apparently? Yeah?

1078
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:12,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, you probably love yourself.

1079
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: Of an alcohol more than this puss.

1080
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 2: But now we can get into media.

1081
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: That's my media.

1082
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 2: Is that being okay? My movie is Carol.

1083
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 1: To watch that? Yeah?

1084
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 2: That shit was Earth shattering like call me by your

1085
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: name level of just like bruh, like ugh, like made

1086
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 2: me so fucking sick to my goddamn stomach. I wanted

1087
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: to like vomit all over the airplane, like so fucked up.

1088
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 2: Please watch it. There's like a couple of quotes. I

1089
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 2: like this one from it, You're a strange one, aren't

1090
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: you flung from space? And the context makes it better.

1091
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 2: And then her on the phone saying ask me things

1092
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 2: like come on, and then my media.

1093
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 1: Oh those are quotes. I was like, bitch, what song

1094
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: is that?

1095
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 2: My song is uh, Teddy Wilson Blue Holiday. And then

1096
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 2: I've been in like listening to like the worst rap

1097
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 2: you've ever heard, Challenge, Like that's like the game I've

1098
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 2: been playing. And I really like op Pack by Zulu,

1099
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 2: Shopping Spree by Tim k. And then this song isn't rap,

1100
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 2: but it's a wicked game by Chris Isaac is really cool.

1101
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 2: It's like that Brander oh yeah. And then Interface by

1102
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 2: Scars S S G A r Z. And this is

1103
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 2: the type of music that I make, so it's cool

1104
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 2: to see someone else doing it too well.

1105
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: Mine is the most insane mix of genres and vibes

1106
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: ever same Honey, Won't You Call Me by Hank Williams,

1107
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: Smile Please by Dean Blunt, Circles by Atlantic Star, You've

1108
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: Changed by Kisha Cole, I Love Your Girl by The Dream.

1109
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: If you grew up listening to that song, please listen

1110
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: to it again, because I hadn't heard it in so long, and.

1111
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 2: Then that we were listening to in the car.

1112
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and She's a radio killer beat up Ah, I

1113
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: Love Yoka Yo Moms Okay and Cherry Pie by Shade

1114
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: and will I See You Again? These Sacred Souls, which

1115
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: I thought was an old song because I'm a cunt

1116
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: and I only like music that is sounds old if

1117
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: it is old, and it's a newer song, but it's

1118
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: so fucking good, And now I'm like, damn, I need

1119
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: to listen to the rest of their music so I

1120
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: could see them live. And I should stop being a

1121
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: fucking hater and putting a timestamp on music, because like

1122
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: that doesn't make me any better than anybody else, and

1123
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: I'm just like keeping myself from enjoying something that a

1124
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: lot of people get to enjoy. And then one day,

1125
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: when I'm older, it will be old and I'll be

1126
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: able to be like, wow, I remember when I came

1127
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: out blah blah blah blah blah. But I'm just like

1128
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: this actually awful person. But it's mainly to myself, Like

1129
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,959
Speaker 1: I just hold myself out from so many joys because

1130
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm so scared of being perceived to somebody who is

1131
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: a loser. But I'm literally not. I'm so fucking vibes.

1132
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,959
Speaker 1: And then the last one is Infinity Recording by Daft Punk.

1133
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: And then I'm trying to think of what movie I watched. Oh,

1134
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: I watched Bones and All and I've never laughed harder

1135
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: at the ending of a movie in my life. And

1136
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: it was so enjoyable for that, and thank you so much.

1137
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: And it was like I liked the movie, but the

1138
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: ending actually made me want to throw up from laughing

1139
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: so hard.

1140
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 2: Nice. And I saw Oppenheimer. Obviously, literally everyone in the

1141
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 2: world saw Oppenheimer. I haven't seen Barbie yet because I'm

1142
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 2: a straight man. In there aren't boobs.

1143
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: That's I was gonna say. There's no pussy and Barbie,

1144
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: so I'm not saying it. There's no male genitalia. I

1145
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: want to see some dick and balls. There's none of it.

1146
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: In Oppenheimer.

1147
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 2: There is I'm not kidding it, there's a full fifteen

1148
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 2: minute sex scene with butthole.

1149
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not kidding. That's my ache is seeing a

1150
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: man's ass like it is discussed.

1151
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: Like seeing ball down.

1152
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: But between this, God, it is so nasty.

1153
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: It's really cringe.

1154
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: Mail and Natavi is really fucking gross, like.

1155
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,320
Speaker 2: And it's like stinky.

1156
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: Okay yo, dude, and it's so gross.

1157
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 2: Should I do a Drew SI corner to end off

1158
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 2: this episode? Yeah, welcome to drew Shya corner. Okay, don't

1159
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 2: leave your pills around me, because I'm gonna be googling

1160
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 2: them to see what you got going on.

1161
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: When you posted that, I was like, dude, I do

1162
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,959
Speaker 1: the same thing every time without fail. One of my parents' house,

1163
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: they always have some new fucking medication. I look at it.

1164
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, bruh, why do you got fucking antibiotics?

1165
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 2: You got an STD or something? Or is this like

1166
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,399
Speaker 2: a painkiller.

1167
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: That I'm an. I realized antibiotics get me a little high,

1168
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna start giving myself BEV more often.

1169
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 2: Oh so I.

1170
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: Can mix my antibiotics with alcohol, because then I get

1171
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: really fucked.

1172
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: Oh, don't do that. You're gonna commit or you're gonna

1173
00:54:53,640 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 2: create like an antibiotic resistant, fucking bacterial dad genosis. Some

1174
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,839
Speaker 2: of y'all's WAPs got a pH ballant that could turn

1175
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 2: a cucumber into a pickle. Oh wow, Gay's son. Or

1176
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 2: Margarita pizza.

1177
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: Honestly, Margarita pizza. If the day is right, if I'm

1178
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: like high and it's like seventy three degrees out and

1179
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: I have a really good oh, if I have a

1180
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: really cold coke to go with that, I'm picking the pizza.

1181
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 2: My pronouns are he has risen.

1182
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: Wait what did I say yesterday? My pronouns are oh banging'

1183
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: yo mama yeah.

1184
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 2: And mine are I slash made, slash yo, slash mama, slash, squirt,

1185
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 2: slash vagina juice, slash all over the walls, slash period.

1186
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 2: And then the last one is condoms be having the

1187
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 2: pussy smelling like rain boots. Oh also four times three.

1188
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,399
Speaker 1: The condom, maybe ten times in my life.

1189
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 2: That is so fucked up. That is literally fed up.

1190
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's so fucked up. The flood, so fucking slag.

1191
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 2: Bring back manly man.

1192
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: I've been saying like, what the crap, and what the hell? Seriously,

1193
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: it's not okay. We do this all the time. We

1194
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 1: start saying something ironically, and then I'm actually like, what

1195
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,959
Speaker 1: the hell, what the crap, you're a.

1196
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 2: Weird motherfucker and you better call Carl Bismarck and you.

1197
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: Better not be a snitch er. I'll tell fucking Carl

1198
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: bismar I sound.

1199
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:38,720
Speaker 2: Really, motherfucker.

1200
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: What's the other one? O'rian was complimenting me. I'm probably

1201
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: not going to do it right this time, but she

1202
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: was complementing me on my impersonation of like you better stop, okay,

1203
00:56:54,040 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: you stop, all right? Bye?

1204
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,359
Speaker 2: Oh? I see guys, you guys to see how she

1205
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 2: really treats you. She doesn't fucking care about you. She

1206
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 2: doesn't even fucking care about me, so you think she'd

1207
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 2: fucking care about you, But look, she's just over there

1208
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 2: eating your fucking vitamin. See.

1209
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: I finally caved into the TikTok shop.

1210
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Bassard, you're all lying and you're being scammed,

1211
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 2: and the TikTok shop is insane and a finesse and

1212
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 2: a scam.

1213
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: Don't buy off of it exactly.

1214
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 3: Unless unless I put something on, unless I get paid

1215
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 3: to do an Ad

1216
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 2: Eight