WEBVTT - Happy Birthday Ray! 

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize, I'm sorry, No, no, can please be? People

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<v Speaker 1>give us feedback. Do you hate that?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Why do you like doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Because nobody else can do it. It's a whistle and

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<v Speaker 2>a hum at the exact same time. And my pe

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<v Speaker 2>teacher in seventh grade and history teacher taught me how

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like my kids sitting at the dinner table

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<v Speaker 1>and my youngest one can screech and he does it

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<v Speaker 1>over and over and over, and I don't know why,

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<v Speaker 1>but I your sound is really annoying. No, no like

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<v Speaker 1>it like it hurts my ears.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it at work. McKitty loves it. The local

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<v Speaker 2>guy he always wants me to. But the chicks from

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<v Speaker 2>the other radio shows, they always go, ray, stop it,

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<v Speaker 2>stop it, I'm gonna kill you, hey, you dumb motherkirt.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll swear me sometimes, ladies, we just do radio. We're

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<v Speaker 2>not saving lives here. Let's not yell. I'll not do

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<v Speaker 2>the foghorn anymore. The funny thing is sometimes I do

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<v Speaker 2>it so loud on the sales floor people think it's

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<v Speaker 2>a fire alarm or some the thing we got before.

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<v Speaker 2>There is now a test. Please leave the building.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a emergency. Please leave the building. There is

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency, Please leave the building.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how much people love to hear their voices. Whatever

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<v Speaker 2>happened to just an alarm that we are alarm as

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<v Speaker 2>some lady hearing herself talk there is an emergency, please

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<v Speaker 2>leave the building. Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to apologize. I want to apologize to

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<v Speaker 1>you for the confusion. I know we did a pod yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>and so you thought we weren't doing a pod today.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you understood that we did when yesterday just

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<v Speaker 1>because it was NFL kickoff, and then if we weren't

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<v Speaker 1>doing one today the first weekend of the NFL, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the whole having Monday off screwed us up. And

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<v Speaker 1>so doing three pods in four days my bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys. This is me not caring about myself, but you

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<v Speaker 2>realize it's the dominoes that then fall because you told

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<v Speaker 2>me no pod or I assumed, never assume ray.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, on the pod yesterday, I even said, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow, okay, but we do it a day ahead. So

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<v Speaker 2>I just thought maybe on the Big Show. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know Big Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Boll, so you thought I meant I'll see you tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>on the big show.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's guys, why you always gotta have good communication. You

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<v Speaker 2>texted me days ago and go, we gotta do it

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<v Speaker 2>man before one. I was like, okay, he must want

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of here on Friday. Cool, do it

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<v Speaker 2>before one. So yesterday I tell everybody, mckittie, local guy,

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<v Speaker 2>hey man, room's wide open. Record. Whenever you want, we're done.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell Abby, send me, send me those voicemails, win ever,

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<v Speaker 2>no rush, whatsoever. Girl, Wide open all morning. Then you

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<v Speaker 2>texted me, hey man, see in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>What Yeah, it's it's my apology.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to leave the building.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was important to do a pod leading

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<v Speaker 1>into the NFL, to recap the first NFL game, to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it, to talk about my you know, guys

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<v Speaker 1>get together last night where we were going to watch

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL game on a back patio. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was I don't know. I just thought that you would

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<v Speaker 1>want to do your locks because we got to make

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners some money and.

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<v Speaker 2>All that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I apologize the communication was bad. It was it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It just wasn't good. And that's that's on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Yeah, just like when we were at the balls game,

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<v Speaker 2>and we would keep saying that the off sides, that

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<v Speaker 2>was on us. Guys, that was on us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's us, that's us, that's us. That's our fault, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>that's us.

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<v Speaker 2>That was It doesn't matter what area of life you're

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<v Speaker 2>at grocery store, always just take fault because nobody does

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<v Speaker 2>what Lunch did right now and took fault. So say

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<v Speaker 2>say a cart or something or something to get spilled

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<v Speaker 2>at the grocery store, bad example. Just that was on me,

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<v Speaker 2>even though it wasn't on you. Your kids will learn

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<v Speaker 2>from it, your wife will think it's funny. The store

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<v Speaker 2>workers will go, oh my gosh, nobody's ever admitted to

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<v Speaker 2>a spill in ten years of working here.

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<v Speaker 1>And the strangers around you will be like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was my bad. Everybody else will start volunteering. When

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<v Speaker 1>you volunteer that it was your fault. Even if it wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>someone else will step up and be like, oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was my fault. Wow, Wow, that was my fault,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just like a domino effect. It makes everyone

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<v Speaker 1>around you feel get better and notice.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll also be funny. Say, if you're hostess, she messes

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<v Speaker 2>up and some people are upset. That was on me. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>that was on me. You'll get a laugh. If it's

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<v Speaker 2>a big group of people, you'll tend to then draw

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of laughter. Guys, my bat that was on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wife respects you, kids, learn from it all the while.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the bigger person. It wasn't on you, Funny, and

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<v Speaker 2>I want to apologize to you again.

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<v Speaker 1>This one's on me. This one's on me, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>been thinking about this. I didn't know how to bring

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<v Speaker 1>it up, but I apologize for the miscommunication. And now

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<v Speaker 1>i'd like to apologize in advance for missing your birthday tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I got win that you aren't able to come.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to apologize that I will not be able

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<v Speaker 1>to make the eleven thirty am brunch.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to continue. The problem is it was

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<v Speaker 2>a short list of people, so if there's one more

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<v Speaker 2>domino to fall, there may be me, Justin and Bazer

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<v Speaker 2>looking at each other in a whole flour of Garth's Bar.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the one issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I figured Kicky and Karen would be there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they should have made the short list, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I assume the Dodds would be there. And when your

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<v Speaker 1>wife sent the text, and I was like, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds so fun, and my wife was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we can get a babysitter. It'd be great. We'll go

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<v Speaker 1>to brunch, have some drinks, hang out with Ray and Bay,

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<v Speaker 1>and celebrate Rai's birthday. See justin for the first time

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<v Speaker 1>in months since we never played his round of birthday

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<v Speaker 1>golf that he had tried to set up six months

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<v Speaker 1>in advance, and we have heard nothing about it since.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess he gave up on the birthday round

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<v Speaker 1>of golf.

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<v Speaker 2>He did and we just his family came into town

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<v Speaker 2>and we did brunch and we did top golf.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah see, because I've been looking forward to that round

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<v Speaker 1>of golf. Me you Dodd, who haven't seen probably since

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<v Speaker 1>your bachelor party sixteen years ago. No, I saw him

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<v Speaker 1>at the wedding, and I haven't heard anything about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I get the text about brunch. You're invited

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<v Speaker 1>to raise fortieth birthday brunch and I'm like, good raise

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<v Speaker 1>my boy. I'm gonna be there eleven thirty. Am oh

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<v Speaker 1>so exciting. Then two weeks after I got that text,

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<v Speaker 1>the soccer schedule came out.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh uh in Nashville, I s see.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, the Tigers and Spain. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>our team names for our two kids, baby Box two

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<v Speaker 1>and baby Box one. And baby Box two has a

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<v Speaker 1>game at noon. Baby Box one has a game at

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<v Speaker 1>one o'clock. So I had this internal struggle on what

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Do I get the babysitter and make a

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<v Speaker 1>babysitter take them to their games, and I come and

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<v Speaker 1>get Boozy on Broadway with Bay and Ray to coach.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, Hey, let's have some shots. Yeah, all right, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go to the gear guy. I'm good, I'm good. Yay.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Why ain't you stop that ball? You did stop it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>My bad? Good job?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? I'm not. I'm in front of

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<v Speaker 2>the line. You're gonna hit me like the coach they

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<v Speaker 2>got knocked over?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Kelly, wait, what do you mean goalie? I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no goalies. Well, dude, you're standing in and go

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<v Speaker 1>I am Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you can't block the ball when the other team tries.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. It was somebody else. I didn't block a goal, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>We saw you with your hand when your kid missed it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you did that, and one of our refs. Saw

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<v Speaker 2>you do that? Nuh huh? Prove it with video?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey ref, terrible call, dude, And that's our boss. That's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely our ball. It's our ball.

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<v Speaker 2>He prove it on a cell phone doing the bodycam footage. Sir,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't have bodycam footage. This is little kids soccer.

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<v Speaker 1>God to via r Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe you, God v A r Man if

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<v Speaker 2>you think that, yeah, the other parrots you did it, idiot, dumbass.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you that you're gonna rely on that guy that's

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<v Speaker 2>your witness, star witness. I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>That did definitely sniffs butts dude, like what you no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the ref too, because they don't have rests in

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<v Speaker 2>this league. Oh, why don't you tell that guy to

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<v Speaker 2>get off the field up, sir, he's not even close

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<v Speaker 2>to the field. Tell him to get off the playground. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that actually is an issue. Also, sir, please don't be

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<v Speaker 2>on the swim set.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was the conundrum. I was the dilemma, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know what to do. And

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<v Speaker 1>my wife was like, you know, we gotta get a babysitter,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta go to raise fortieth And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>if Ray was having a six pm dinner and then

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<v Speaker 1>go out, I totally understand, but eleven thirty in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning is a tough time when you have three kids.

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<v Speaker 1>And after talking it over with my wife, we came

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<v Speaker 1>to the conclusion that we had to be there for

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<v Speaker 1>our kids and their games and miss the boozing on

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<v Speaker 1>broad Away with Bay and Ray.

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<v Speaker 2>For his fortieth Ray kids before. No, it's not even that,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just and she was like, I just thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's his fortieth birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a really big birthday. And I said, yes, I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big birthday. I said, but they could have

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<v Speaker 1>planned at like six pm.

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<v Speaker 2>Pee week before pod Buddy, I get it. Man soccer before.

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<v Speaker 1>Sayson, soccer for Sison.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Brent would before b day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, that's true too.

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<v Speaker 2>What else, tikes before tots? There might be tots on

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<v Speaker 2>the menu, so that works.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's good, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Tricia Gars, Gars games before Gars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, babies before brunch, goals before guys. Yeah. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so we had the debate back and forth, and it

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<v Speaker 1>just turned out that if you would have had it

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<v Speaker 1>at you know, four pm, fantastic eleven thirty am is

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<v Speaker 1>just tough when you got three kids. And even if

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<v Speaker 1>we if we got a babysitter, then we had the babysitter.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done by four and we got to take care

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<v Speaker 1>of our kids for the next four hours. After boozing

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<v Speaker 1>on Broadway with Bay and Ray for the fortieth it

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't work out. And I feel really bad and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on you, man, that.

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<v Speaker 1>One's on me, Like that is so on me that

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna make it up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>What right I gonna let you stay the night at

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<v Speaker 2>our house Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how we're gonna make it up to you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll make it up to you at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one of those things you could obviously say and

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<v Speaker 2>you never have to fulfill the Hey man, let's seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get together. Let's get a drink sometime. You never, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you right now, you never have to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>And the other one is we'll make it up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I owe you a favor, you never have to return

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<v Speaker 2>the favor, and you never have to make it up

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<v Speaker 2>to somebody. Those are the beauty of those statements.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like that guy, I forget it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even remember his name. Golf guy that always sees me

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<v Speaker 1>at kids functions, like, Man, how's your golf game? We

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<v Speaker 1>should get to go to play around a golf man.

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<v Speaker 1>She should get run and play around a golf brad

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<v Speaker 1>or let me see if I got his name anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>But he would tell me all the time. Man, we

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<v Speaker 2>should get to go to play some golf. And I

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<v Speaker 2>just joined a club. Man, I should have you out

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<v Speaker 2>for a round, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? A month later, see him at a birthday party, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>when are we gonna play golf?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>When are we gonna play golf?

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<v Speaker 2>That's when it bites you, is when you see each

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<v Speaker 2>other pretty often enough. It's not awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like it's like, dude, every time you see me

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<v Speaker 1>does not mean you have to go to the whole

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<v Speaker 1>golf thing, Like just say, hey, how you doing. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been playing golf. You don't have to fall back

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<v Speaker 1>on the hey, we should play golf sometime because you

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<v Speaker 1>never want to play golf or you never invite me

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<v Speaker 1>to play golf. And my wife's like, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>just text him.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple responses about the birthday. Now that you say

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<v Speaker 2>it out loud. That does sound early. But God love Baser.

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<v Speaker 2>She knows my new lifestyle. I'm in more life, less stress,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm in bed by seven. She caters to that now.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes to bed at eight thirty. Even birthdays, she knows.

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<v Speaker 2>We do brunches and then we're out. So but man,

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<v Speaker 2>that is an ask. It's not that it's an app

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<v Speaker 2>I've never had somebody say it out loud to me

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<v Speaker 2>that eleven am birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Not normal for a forty year old to have an

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<v Speaker 2>eleven am birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't afford gars at night. What do you want from us?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I literally there's usually there's usually a birthday party

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<v Speaker 1>for the kids at eleven am. I've never had an

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<v Speaker 1>invite to a fortieth birthday party at eleven freaking am and.

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<v Speaker 2>Making Kiki when they had a big birthday. You're right,

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<v Speaker 2>it was eight pm. I believe that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was mad about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you gotta take a nap. You're probably tired. That's

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<v Speaker 1>usually when you're in bed, and I understand it. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a different lifestyle. You live the lifestyle of

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<v Speaker 1>the kids six seven, PM bedtime, So you're ready for

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<v Speaker 1>the birthday party at eight, nine, ten eleven am and

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<v Speaker 1>you crash at six. Totally understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should still should be good, but with

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<v Speaker 2>the caveat if the Dods cancel, I believe there's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be four people on about a thirty square foot floor

0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:55.120
<v Speaker 2>with a pool table, a TV, and more food than

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<v Speaker 2>to feed the entire homeless population in Nashville. But don't

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<v Speaker 2>let the Dods know that that this is all My

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<v Speaker 2>entire birthday celebration is on them. It's on them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on me, Ray now, that is on me. So

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be at the birthday party.

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<v Speaker 2>What you can do, thank you, is you can call

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<v Speaker 2>ahead and you can send us a bottle over of

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<v Speaker 2>dom perry on and we will toast the glass in

0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:24.840
<v Speaker 2>your honor, in your spirit. So wait and we will

0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.600
<v Speaker 2>be liquored up on Broadway by one. Please don't send that.

0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:30.359
<v Speaker 2>I want no shots.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're telling me that I could call ahead and

0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:37.360
<v Speaker 1>have a bottle sent to your table, No, don't, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna do it. I'm already gonna have the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation with Beser. I get it's my birthday. I get

0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:46.440
<v Speaker 1>we're with some booze hounds. We ain't doing shots. Everybody

0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.160
<v Speaker 1>drink their drinks. I want to enjoy conversation. That's why

0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:51.440
<v Speaker 1>we have a fireplace. That's why we have a pool table.

0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:53.600
<v Speaker 2>That's why we have a view that overlooks Broadway so

0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.800
<v Speaker 2>we can people watch and say, look at that debauchery. Man,

0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.960
<v Speaker 2>we are so mature in our age at forty years old. Wow,

0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.280
<v Speaker 2>look at the moves we've made. We are higher up

0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.200
<v Speaker 2>in life and higher up in this building than them.

0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Those are the peons. Look at us. We are in

0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.800
<v Speaker 2>our palace looking at them. We're not doing shots. Give

0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.280
<v Speaker 2>me an ultra, Give me a neutral, give me a

0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.520
<v Speaker 2>white claw. What about a surf side? Give me a

0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:21.680
<v Speaker 2>truly don't but do not give me death. Baser loves

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<v Speaker 2>the surf sides.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy's name is Jerry. Jerry the golf. If

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<v Speaker 1>you go back, if you remember Jerry was He always

0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.880
<v Speaker 1>invites me to golf all the time. We have never

0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:34.920
<v Speaker 1>played a single round of golf. And the reason I

0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:36.760
<v Speaker 1>tell my wife I'll never text him is because he's

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<v Speaker 1>the one that like, hey man, I'm gonna hit you up.

0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.080
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play some golf. So when he says that

0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.360
<v Speaker 1>the ball is in his court, I'm not gonna reach

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<v Speaker 1>out to him.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's also a big ask the reason I understand

0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:51.440
<v Speaker 2>the babysitter stuff. That sucks to be a parent. Who's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna watch three kids for under twenty bucks? You know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean?

0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.280
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's not under twenty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty is what? So I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like then twenty three to twenty five an hour.

0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:07.400
<v Speaker 2>And then the the ubers. You're gonna factor those in.

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<v Speaker 2>It ends up being a pretty big day for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But your fortieth birthday is worth it. The booze in

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<v Speaker 1>on Broadway with Bay and Ray for the fortieth is

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely worth the money. It would have been worth the money.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, yeah, I was trying to think, uh, bones Eddie,

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<v Speaker 2>who could I call last second if we need seat fillers?

0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't have enough friends.

0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Definitely Abby and Arnold. Abby is always looking for something

0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.960
<v Speaker 1>free to do. Oh Morgan and her dude, they're always

0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:40.760
<v Speaker 1>looking to drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's one of those where you put yourself out there.

0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Beazer, I'm talking my best friends. It's

0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.760
<v Speaker 2>the only people I want there. I don't want little

0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Timmy that I hang out with every other Friday at work.

0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:55.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't want Jimbo from church that I see one

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<v Speaker 2>time of year. I said, I want the best of

0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:02.840
<v Speaker 2>the best of my friend The convention people, they're friends,

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<v Speaker 2>they're not my best friends. I said, no, convention people

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<v Speaker 2>invite Grandma and maybe for another time. I mean, we're

0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.960
<v Speaker 2>blood lover, but she's gonna talk about her cats the

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<v Speaker 2>whole time. I want the people that I have to

0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:21.399
<v Speaker 2>be around that I listen to them and I laugh.

0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:25.399
<v Speaker 2>I said, here's the list. Well, that list didn't return

0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:29.600
<v Speaker 2>the paper. That list said take this list and throw

0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:33.199
<v Speaker 2>it back in my face. I feel like these people.

0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we needed to let every person known. Hey, guys,

0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:40.399
<v Speaker 2>short list you are super special, but you gotta come that.

0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:43.320
<v Speaker 2>That's the thing, because with the short list, it is

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<v Speaker 2>the danger of it is if you can't do the

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<v Speaker 2>sit you do the sympathy things. Guys making a whole

0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:51.440
<v Speaker 2>party fifty people. But that's not what I wanted. I'm

0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:56.680
<v Speaker 2>vis I said, Baser, the shortest of lists. I want

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<v Speaker 2>these people to be somebody I would go to war for.

0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:03.600
<v Speaker 2>She goes, Okay, eight people to have canceled.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my fault. That's on me. Like I said, that's

0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:13.080
<v Speaker 1>on me. That really is, that's that's that's on me.

0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:17.080
<v Speaker 1>He could fill in. So, yeah, let's go to break.

0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.639
<v Speaker 1>That's on me. When we come back, we'll have happier

0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:24.439
<v Speaker 1>things to talk about, right, seriously, I'm real sorry, no,

0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.399
<v Speaker 1>really I am. But also I mean last night, let

0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:29.960
<v Speaker 1>me tell you NFL kickoff season. The season is going

0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.920
<v Speaker 1>to start, and it's it's time to get guys Night

0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:35.720
<v Speaker 1>going where all the guys in the neighborhood get together

0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:38.480
<v Speaker 1>first Thursday. And this dude's like, I got a new

0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.080
<v Speaker 1>back patio. Everybody, come over, I got a TV up,

0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:44.040
<v Speaker 1>I got the Intenda working, and we'll have it on

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<v Speaker 1>my back porch. It's screened in. I'm like, all right,

0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.879
<v Speaker 1>you know, let's go. Let's do it. And then my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's like, oh, by the way, I got a PTA

0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:56.120
<v Speaker 1>meeting at five for four year olds. And I said

0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.600
<v Speaker 1>what she says, yeah, a PTA meeting at five, And

0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.000
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a true. Now were some of the

0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.440
<v Speaker 1>women that on the PTA. We go to the eat

0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.800
<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant right there and have a couple have

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<v Speaker 1>a drink, and I'm like, I have guys Night and

0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:11.800
<v Speaker 1>she goes, it's still at eight o'clock and I said, no, no, no, no, no, no,

0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:15.120
<v Speaker 1>tonight it's at seven twenty. I said, kickoff. We got

0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:18.880
<v Speaker 1>NFL kickoff, so I can't be having you be late.

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<v Speaker 2>Are there any women at guys night?

0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:22.840
<v Speaker 1>No, no, it's guys' night only.

0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.280
<v Speaker 2>Right, But is the dude's wife peeker head out? Uh?

0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:29.680
<v Speaker 1>The dudes two daughters did come out and say good night,

0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:32.159
<v Speaker 1>and the wife waved from the window.

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<v Speaker 2>Good night, Sarah, have fun at college. Go kapa kapa kappa.

0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:40.120
<v Speaker 1>No, they're like three and five. Oh, they're really young,

0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:43.119
<v Speaker 1>and so they came out, said good night, gave us

0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:47.160
<v Speaker 1>high fives. The wife waved from the window. But my wife,

0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:48.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, so, yeah, you got it. You know,

0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:50.920
<v Speaker 1>if you could try to be home a little early.

0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:54.720
<v Speaker 1>And I mean she walked in the door seven o'clock

0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:58.000
<v Speaker 1>and I was usually at seven thirty seven forty five

0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:00.840
<v Speaker 1>when they go to eat and have a drink. And

0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I said, how are you home? Sorely? She goes, oh,

0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Pta Meetia only lasted thirty five minutes. I said.

0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:08.440
<v Speaker 2>They all wanted to get home from football or they

0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:10.520
<v Speaker 2>had to get home too because their husbands were going

0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:13.600
<v Speaker 2>to watch football somewhere else. And it's impressive. Thirty minute

0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:14.800
<v Speaker 2>meeting with a bunch of hens.

0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Ray that's sexes. I mean, I guess the school must

0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:22.439
<v Speaker 1>be running smoothly because it's only thirty five minutes.

0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Those chicks on the view, those hens, they can't keep

0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:29.679
<v Speaker 2>it on their they cackle. Man.

0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:29.879
<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>So I walk over there, and I'm like, all right,

0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:34.639
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be great. Bunch of guys over here.

0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Were you pregaming at the house?

0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:38.600
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I was hanging out with the kids.

0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:42.720
<v Speaker 1>It was still early, and so I threw some in

0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:47.120
<v Speaker 1>the little portable cooler and I walk over there. It's

0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:47.840
<v Speaker 1>just two dudes.

0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, is this foreshadowing?

0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:55.560
<v Speaker 1>And he's in the guy's house and he's like, look, man,

0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:58.600
<v Speaker 1>look I just got these new couches today. It's like

0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:00.440
<v Speaker 1>outdoor furniture, right. Cool.

0:21:00.560 --> 0:21:04.560
<v Speaker 2>We sit down another guy, the guy that owns the house,

0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:09.320
<v Speaker 2>name is Josh. Other guy's Jeremy's like what Jeremy has

0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:14.160
<v Speaker 2>a little pink bag with him. Oh, and I'm like, oh, dude,

0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:16.480
<v Speaker 2>what is that you never said guys night?

0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, he goes, I brought us a bag of cookies.

0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:26.920
<v Speaker 2>You guys can't escape your wives. Your wives are draped

0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:27.520
<v Speaker 2>all over you.

0:21:28.160 --> 0:21:29.359
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, excuse me.

0:21:31.160 --> 0:21:32.840
<v Speaker 2>He goes, Yeah, I was at the bakery and I

0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:34.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, man, I'll get an extra bag for

0:21:34.600 --> 0:21:40.080
<v Speaker 2>the boys. H thoughtful, better be chocolate chip And I said,

0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:42.520
<v Speaker 2>so tell me more and he's like, yeah, I was

0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:46.240
<v Speaker 2>getting some, you know, cupcakes for the house for the family,

0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:49.080
<v Speaker 2>and they had a bag of cookies sitting there and

0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:50.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I think the guys would like these.

0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:52.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll bring him to Guys Night. But it's a little

0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:54.679
<v Speaker 1>pink bag with a sticker to keep it closed. I'm like,

0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:58.720
<v Speaker 1>this is the opposite of guy Night of you bringing

0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:01.520
<v Speaker 1>a bag of cookies for us, Like it feels a

0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:05.719
<v Speaker 1>little intimate for US two or US three, I guess

0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:08.920
<v Speaker 1>to be sitting here on a couch eating cookies together.

0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:12.800
<v Speaker 2>What'd you want? An ice block, carggerator, keg stands, I

0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:14.880
<v Speaker 2>don't know, and Josh who's house.

0:22:14.880 --> 0:22:16.399
<v Speaker 1>It was like, dude, I had a flight man, I

0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:17.679
<v Speaker 1>couldn't smoke any meats.

0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:20.119
<v Speaker 2>I got the next one on the ice block.

0:22:20.359 --> 0:22:22.800
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, he goes, but I'll go in and

0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:24.399
<v Speaker 1>get a cutting board and we can cut the cookies

0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:26.000
<v Speaker 1>in the pieces so we can all taste some.

0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Josh, put your mouth on that. I'm gonna drip this

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<v Speaker 2>vodka down it all right, stop sucking.

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<v Speaker 1>So he goes and gets a cutting board and he

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<v Speaker 1>brings it out and they cut the cookies in nice

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<v Speaker 1>little pieces, and they're like, hey, man, get you some.

0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.600
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh, they were special cookies.

0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:45.360
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, they're just regular cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>Ray second quarter. I thought for a second I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching The Wizard of.

0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:53.879
<v Speaker 1>Oz and then the game starts in his TV is

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<v Speaker 1>like a weird color.

0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, cookies are setting in.

0:22:57.240 --> 0:22:59.520
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, hey, man, like, what's wrong with your TV?

0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:01.439
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I don't know. I just set it up today.

0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:04.760
<v Speaker 1>And then the sound goes out. Guys, is it me

0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:09.400
<v Speaker 1>or is Dak looked like the tin man. I'm like no, no,

0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:12.960
<v Speaker 1>they all looked like the uh, the the spinach guy,

0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:15.480
<v Speaker 1>the green like Incredible Hulk. They were all green.

0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:18.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, ye has his red and green balance is.

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<v Speaker 1>Off and something like that, and he was like so

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<v Speaker 1>he starts fidgeting with it and then it goes to

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<v Speaker 1>commercial and it works again. I'm like, all right, right,

0:23:24.119 --> 0:23:26.359
<v Speaker 1>that's better. That's better. Good. Can we get the sound

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<v Speaker 1>back on and he's like, well, I'm trying to figure

0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:32.840
<v Speaker 1>it out, got the sound going. Game starts and Jalen

0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Carter spits on Dak and gets kicked out, and my

0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:41.080
<v Speaker 1>phone just starts blowing up and Batter's box calls me,

0:23:41.200 --> 0:23:43.080
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, he's like talking to He's.

0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Like, who is that over a little hawk tua.

0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I think he called me maybe in the first quarter.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened.

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:51.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like, crap, I gotta call my brother. Man,

0:23:51.440 --> 0:23:55.919
<v Speaker 2>somebody just spat on another man I don't know. And

0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:58.280
<v Speaker 2>he calls the He's like, oh, who is that? And

0:23:58.280 --> 0:24:00.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm over to Buddy's house watching the game.

0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:03.879
<v Speaker 2>He goes, oh, cool, and then he just starts texting

0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:06.800
<v Speaker 2>me throughout the game and he gets mad at me

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 2>because I picked the Eagles as my eliminator and the

0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:14.680
<v Speaker 2>first game of the first day of the first season

0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:18.879
<v Speaker 2>of the first month, good gosh, give it till Sunday.

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I know you're mad, man. You needed the survivor action

0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:25.400
<v Speaker 2>that bad.

0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:28.760
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I didn't need it that bad. I just thought, man,

0:24:28.800 --> 0:24:32.360
<v Speaker 1>there's no way the Cowboys can beat the Eagle. And

0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:34.360
<v Speaker 1>so then I texted him I'm like, man, i'm stressing.

0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:36.800
<v Speaker 1>This is not starting out good for me. And then

0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:39.080
<v Speaker 1>he replied, I tried to tell you over and over

0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Tushbush celebration was awesome, kind of needed Dallas field goal there.

0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:48.640
<v Speaker 1>This sucks. Also, you are not responding from your boyfriend's house.

0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, dude, I'm sorry that I'm over with some

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:56.399
<v Speaker 1>dudes and I'm watching a football game. I can't reply

0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 1>to every single text message. Well, that's the.

0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:00.320
<v Speaker 2>Beauty of it when you're with your boys. Now, what

0:25:00.359 --> 0:25:02.840
<v Speaker 2>do we realize guys were all married. There ain't no

0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:05.560
<v Speaker 2>good text coming in, right, It's not phone in the pocket.

0:25:05.560 --> 0:25:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll check it in four hours. It's not an important

0:25:07.600 --> 0:25:09.840
<v Speaker 2>it's not that important of a text. It's not going

0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:11.480
<v Speaker 2>to be a pick topless.

0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:25:12.560 --> 0:25:15.000
<v Speaker 2>And so then about mid first quarter though, two more

0:25:15.080 --> 0:25:17.919
<v Speaker 2>dudes showed up, and then it started rocket.

0:25:18.000 --> 0:25:19.480
<v Speaker 1>What's up, bro, sub dude?

0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:20.200
<v Speaker 2>What's up man?

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:21.560
<v Speaker 1>How you hey?

0:25:21.600 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Man? They'll take some of those cookies. Man. They hit

0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:27.800
<v Speaker 2>around the halftime. Apparently I thought somebody was talked two

0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:29.879
<v Speaker 2>in it or something. What's up man? What's up?

0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:30.280
<v Speaker 1>What's up?

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:33.479
<v Speaker 2>What's up? Bro? Yeah? What's up? Man? How's how's your

0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:36.320
<v Speaker 2>sex life, Jim. How you doing, man? You guys still

0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:37.000
<v Speaker 2>throwing it back.

0:25:37.600 --> 0:25:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we're just chatting it up. One dude, Yeah,

0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:43.920
<v Speaker 1>what's sub dude? There's two guys rolled up and they're

0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 1>in there, and then two more dudes show up.

0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:49.800
<v Speaker 2>So the two guys rolled up together. Yeah, they they're neighbors.

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Tracks then they were neighbors. Oh yeah, they live on

0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:54.640
<v Speaker 1>the same street, like four houses apart. So they both

0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:57.000
<v Speaker 1>rode their electric bikes over.

0:25:58.320 --> 0:26:00.480
<v Speaker 2>He got vehicle access on your street?

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:03.760
<v Speaker 1>No, they just rode their electric bikes, man. And they

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:06.240
<v Speaker 1>bring in their beers and one guy's got his four

0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:07.880
<v Speaker 1>beers in his hand. He's like, hey, can I put

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:12.160
<v Speaker 1>in someone's cooler? Throws at my cooler and then two

0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>more dudes show up, and so now we're like, you know,

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 1>five seven dudes, it's it's popping.

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:18.240
<v Speaker 2>That's good.

0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:21.480
<v Speaker 1>And then an eighth dude shows up, and then the

0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.199
<v Speaker 1>ninth dude rolls in and we're like, hey, you want

0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:25.879
<v Speaker 1>to drink? He's like, no, man, no, I got I

0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:27.200
<v Speaker 1>got a big trial next week.

0:26:27.560 --> 0:26:28.439
<v Speaker 2>What are you a doctor?

0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:30.479
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like oh really, he goes, yeah, I'm just

0:26:31.320 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just stepping away for about twenty minutes. I gotta

0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:35.560
<v Speaker 1>go back in there. It's gonna be a long case

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:36.160
<v Speaker 1>next week.

0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:39.160
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, what a low key flax. I'm like, oh,

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:39.880
<v Speaker 2>do you want to sit out?

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:41.880
<v Speaker 1>No, man, I've been sitting down all day, just going

0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 1>over stuff and drumthy you're guilty.

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:46.400
<v Speaker 2>For not sitting How you doing, Jim? How the hell

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:47.080
<v Speaker 2>you been? Man?

0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.000
<v Speaker 1>And he only stayed about twenty minutes. Man, he only

0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:51.960
<v Speaker 1>stayed twenty minutes.

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:54.160
<v Speaker 2>And then whoa, he had to tie He was right

0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:54.960
<v Speaker 2>on the timeline.

0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.879
<v Speaker 1>Hey, I think lawyers are on the timeline. Because he

0:26:57.960 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 1>was just like, oh, yeah, right, I gotta go, man,

0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:01.359
<v Speaker 1>I gotta gotta go back over this case and finish,

0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, lose, tie up some loose ends. I'm all right,

0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>cool man.

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Need me to look over a couple of things, Jim.

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 1>And then the lightning strikes in Philadelphia, our weather delay,

0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:15.359
<v Speaker 1>and that's when the guy with the cookies he packed up.

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm out of here. I'm out of here,

0:27:17.000 --> 0:27:19.679
<v Speaker 1>taps us all and the guy's whose house it was,

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:22.720
<v Speaker 1>He looks exhausted because he had been in Cleveland the

0:27:22.800 --> 0:27:28.600
<v Speaker 1>day before, flew back yesterday, and it's he's just yawning

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 1>and like looking like he's about to pass out, and

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:32.520
<v Speaker 1>nobody is moving.

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I got to tell you finish this. But I gotta

0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:37.919
<v Speaker 2>tell you, not having kids, we love looking at parents

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 2>with kids and just how tired they're and you're like, oh.

0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 1>My gosh, look at these people.

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:44.160
<v Speaker 2>That guy looks take a dead man walking. Oh look

0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:45.800
<v Speaker 2>at the chick. Look at the chick. She looks like

0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:47.680
<v Speaker 2>she literally just bit his head off in the car.

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, these people with kids.

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:51.439
<v Speaker 2>It's hilarious. What are he's saying?

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 1>And I mean he's yawning, he's walking around like doing

0:27:55.560 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 1>the eyes trying to keep him open, and.

0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:58.640
<v Speaker 2>He's slapping himself.

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:01.640
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, come on, hey, dude, are you all right?

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Man?

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, dude, you tired?

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, okay.

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Anybody got he slope skiing?

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:10.200
<v Speaker 1>No, nobody is moving. And I can tell this dude

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:13.000
<v Speaker 1>is just like itchy for us to leave his house.

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:16.480
<v Speaker 1>He is itching for us to get off his back patio,

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:19.440
<v Speaker 1>his screened in porch and get our asses home. We'll

0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:22.879
<v Speaker 1>leave the light on because he is looking at his

0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 1>phone like and everybody, I mean people are loungd I

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 1>mean people are laid back where they're you know, just

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 1>like leaned back.

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Spread just chilling. Hey, your comfy mark.

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 1>One dude pours himself another little neat glass of whiskey

0:28:37.400 --> 0:28:40.480
<v Speaker 1>on number two, Yeah, number two, and he's just drinking it,

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:44.640
<v Speaker 1>just talking, and he's just like, man, when are you

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>guys gonna leave my house?

0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Also, the question is do a lot of these guys

0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 2>work from home? We ain't got jobs. We gotta be

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 2>at in the morning. Uh. One guy, I don't know,

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:54.600
<v Speaker 2>because you can get away with a hangover at home

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 2>typing on the computer. In person, it's tough to pull

0:28:57.640 --> 0:28:58.480
<v Speaker 2>off a hangover.

0:28:58.680 --> 0:29:03.560
<v Speaker 1>One guy there, he definitely he works from home. Love it. Uh.

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 1>The other two dudes, I don't know what they do

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 1>where they work. Gotta be working from home. The other

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 1>guy I know does not work from home. He has

0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:16.160
<v Speaker 1>meetings and he usually goes to work six am. So

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:20.400
<v Speaker 1>he goes hard, gets up early and works hard. And

0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>so finally the lightning delay and everything, they're like, it's

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna be another hour before we play some football.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm out.

0:29:27.120 --> 0:29:28.479
<v Speaker 1>And that's when I was like, all right, man, I

0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 1>think I'm gonna head out. And then that's when everybody's

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, I think I'm gonna head out. And that

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 1>guy's house was like, thank god, guys, you guys have

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:35.600
<v Speaker 1>a good night, man, thank god.

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 2>You guys aren't even off the patio the lights going on,

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 2>and it's already out. And he's already I mean, he's

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:40.640
<v Speaker 2>already locked the door.

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>You hear that? And I'm like, whoa, all right, man,

0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:43.760
<v Speaker 1>sorry about that.

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I was curious because my one neighbor he sales. Yeah,

0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:49.120
<v Speaker 2>he was so successful. He hasn't worked for a year

0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:54.120
<v Speaker 2>and a half. Which what was he selling? That's that successful?

0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 2>And isn't drugs? Like what? And then my other neighbor,

0:29:56.920 --> 0:30:01.080
<v Speaker 2>he's a stock trader, baser? Why is he just always around?

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh he does stocks. I mean the stock market's booming.

0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 2>To support a family, must be nice. Doesn't leave his house.

0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I wish I had that life.

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Well maybe one am beating the pavement back to Nashville.

0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you tell me he doesn't even pull out of

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 2>the driveway. Hey, I mean mouth, you got in your

0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:19.640
<v Speaker 2>car now, man? Two hundred thousand.

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we'll take a break, dude. And then so I

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 1>went home and my wife's already asleep, kids are asleep, Hey,

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:35.280
<v Speaker 1>wake up, wake up? Dogs? Asleep, and I've got to

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 1>make the tough decision do I stay up and watch

0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 1>the end of this game or do I go to bed.

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, We've waited over two hundred days for this.

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Correct and it was my eliminator in most of my

0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:47.880
<v Speaker 1>eliminator leagues, So I said, I'm staying up for this sucker.

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 2>So why there was a weather delay? You know what

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I watched, and I have been watching a long time tennis.

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 2>I watched US Open Tennis. Well, that wasn't the day,

0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 2>oh women's it was. It was today's the day Joker

0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Alcatraz and then Tonight's Center I think is like the

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 2>favorite by a landslide. But Joker in Alcaaz, Matt.

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Nay walk in, Oh dude, Osaka in whatever the other

0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 1>girl's name was.

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:17.880
<v Speaker 2>It was Jenna Soaka beat Soka.

0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Whatever her name was. And they're getting mad at each other.

0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:23.760
<v Speaker 1>The one girl takes her racket and starts smacking herself

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 1>in the head with it, and after every point they're

0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 1>yelling at their cells and yelling at the people in

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 1>their box like it's their fault. Like the people in

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:33.480
<v Speaker 1>your box, guys, they are not the one hitting the

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:35.960
<v Speaker 1>tennis ball. So when you hit it out of bounds.

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 1>Don't look up and go why what's what was that?

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:40.480
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:43.920
<v Speaker 1>You did that? They didn't do that. It's so weird.

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:46.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't watch much tennis, but why they yell at

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 1>the people in their box so much?

0:31:47.800 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a bizarre sport. Why can the coaches not just

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:52.960
<v Speaker 2>be on there? Why are they not coaching them? Hey,

0:31:53.120 --> 0:31:55.280
<v Speaker 2>watch for this, look for that. Instead they're up chilling

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:57.080
<v Speaker 2>having a drink in the stands.

0:31:57.560 --> 0:32:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Eh, it's a great question I would have that.

0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Why are they not on the baseline, Hey, you gotta

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:04.000
<v Speaker 2>get over a little bit, be a little bit quicker,

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>and you'll be better. They're just chilling. They got their

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 2>sunglasses on, hanging out, getting a tan. Guy's got his

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 2>gold chain on. Is that your coach or your husband? Like?

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Who is that guy?

0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm not even sure, like if they're coaching from

0:32:15.160 --> 0:32:16.960
<v Speaker 1>the up there, I don't even know if they're allowed to coach,

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 1>if they're just allowed to say it's okay, good job

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:23.480
<v Speaker 1>you got this. I remember watching some tennis tournament, I

0:32:23.520 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 1>don't know which one it was, but they weren't allowed

0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 1>to coach from up there. They weren't allowed to give

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:30.560
<v Speaker 1>them pointers which is so weird. What sport do you

0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:32.960
<v Speaker 1>have where your coach can't help you during the game.

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't exist. I guess golf, but your caddy helps you.

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 2>He's kind of like a coach. We just get set

0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 2>in our ways. Guys, get the coach on the baseline

0:32:44.520 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 2>instead of in the crowd with one of those blue

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 2>drinks and Moett Champagne.

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:51.840
<v Speaker 1>I was impressed at how many people were still there

0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:56.200
<v Speaker 1>after midnight in New York watching the tennis like it

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>was pretty there's the crowd. It wasn't completely full, but

0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:05.120
<v Speaker 1>it was loud and a cheer umpire, thank you, thank you,

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 1>thank you, you know, like telling us shut up. I

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:11.160
<v Speaker 1>watched tennis man I didn't stay up for the end

0:33:11.160 --> 0:33:13.280
<v Speaker 1>of the match, but it went to a tiebreaker. In

0:33:13.280 --> 0:33:16.400
<v Speaker 1>the second set, man Osaka hit like four in a

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 1>row out of bounds. There's four nothing the other girl,

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 1>And I mean it was a good match.

0:33:20.200 --> 0:33:22.080
<v Speaker 2>They slapped the crap out of that tennis ball.

0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>They do. And another thing I find interesting is I

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 1>think guys do it too. So they asked for three

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:30.959
<v Speaker 1>balls right when the ball by and they pick one,

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 1>and they picked two and throw one out. It can't

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>be very comfortable to run around with a tennis ball

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 1>in your pocket.

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:41.160
<v Speaker 2>What a bizarre sport that the extra ones you just

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 2>throw in your pocket, like give it back to the

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:46.160
<v Speaker 2>ball boy and then get one when you need one.

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Why do we have extra ones in our pockets?

0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 2>That can't be Like it seems so ridiculous and it's

0:33:51.840 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 2>the stupidest thing, Like what a dumb thing to think about. Like,

0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 2>no one watching tennis is like, I can't believe they

0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:00.720
<v Speaker 2>put in their pocket. But last time I kept going,

0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Osaka was wearing like this dress skirt thing and she

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:06.840
<v Speaker 2>had like a pocket underneath the skirt flap and she'd

0:34:06.880 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 2>put the extra tennis ball there, And I'm like that

0:34:08.760 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 2>slap in your leg cannot be comfortable. And also tennis

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:15.480
<v Speaker 2>is all timing. And I don't know if they did

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 2>it for years, but now they'll start. You know how

0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:20.239
<v Speaker 2>you do overhand? No, you can actually serve underhand and

0:34:20.280 --> 0:34:23.319
<v Speaker 2>guys will quick hit it. No. Yeah, it's awesome when

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:25.080
<v Speaker 2>they do it, but it's not respected in the sport.

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:27.799
<v Speaker 2>So it's one of those unwritten rules. Really don't do it. Yeah,

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 2>they'll fake like they're going over the top and just

0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 2>baby hit it.

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Never seen it.

0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did it the other day and the guy

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 2>got so pissed that he did it. That's fantastic. It's

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:37.480
<v Speaker 2>all about timing. You wonder how they're hitting it so fast.

0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 2>They're all just in sync. That's why the beauty of

0:34:40.120 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 2>the great players now are the ones that can dink

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:44.600
<v Speaker 2>it in there and it just barely goes over the net.

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Joker forever never was able to do it. He finally

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:49.640
<v Speaker 2>learned how to do it, but he's kind of getting

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 2>phased out. It's Alcatraz and it's Center. It's their world.

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:53.360
<v Speaker 2>We're just living in it.

0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe I'll watch that today, but it was pretty cool.

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I watched tennis last night and I was actually entertained.

0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:03.720
<v Speaker 2>It's one. Tennis and golf, counterintuitively, are the best sports

0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:06.919
<v Speaker 2>to bet. They're so relaxing. Usually you're in the lead

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 2>for a lot of it. It's not basketball where you're

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:11.160
<v Speaker 2>up five, Oh I won this bet, You go to

0:35:11.160 --> 0:35:14.280
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom, you come back, they're down fifteen. What happened

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 2>while I was in the John And then NFL football.

0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Football's good, but if you get down like two or

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:22.440
<v Speaker 2>three touchdowns, it's like, well, we ain't coming back on

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:25.920
<v Speaker 2>this golf and tennis are beautiful to bet, not that

0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 2>I would know. It's been a while.

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wouldn't know, because I don't even know. Do

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:32.200
<v Speaker 1>you bet just who wins? You bet matches points, sets?

0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I've never even looked at a tennis bet. Yeah,

0:35:36.080 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know the line.

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 2>But I would say now that we're narrowing down to

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:41.839
<v Speaker 2>Alcatraz and Joker.

0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 1>And Perugala lost. I don't know who that, but she lost,

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:45.759
<v Speaker 1>so we got we're down to the women's final.

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 2>But I'm saying the lines are more even, so like

0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:50.760
<v Speaker 2>that would be because usually they're such favorites. Even center tonight.

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 2>He's got to be like minus three thousand. He's that good.

0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:57.439
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you'd bet the over under on however many

0:35:57.600 --> 0:35:59.560
<v Speaker 2>sets there are rounds, whatever they're called.

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:03.520
<v Speaker 1>God, Yeah, it was entertaining the Cowboys game. It was entertaining.

0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I gotta say. The Cowboys looked a lot better than

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:08.600
<v Speaker 1>I thought they were going to. They played a lot

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 1>better than I thought they were going to. I thought

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:11.600
<v Speaker 1>they were gonna get blowed out of the water. I

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know how much you watched. I saw all the

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:17.439
<v Speaker 1>highlights you can pull up Twitter. I mean, Jalen Hurts

0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't even have to throw the ball. He just ran

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the ball the whole time.

0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his stat line NFL is weird now, he only

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:26.719
<v Speaker 2>had one hundred and fifty yards. Were there any interceptions?

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 1>No, there was just one fumble by Miles Sanders besides that,

0:36:30.280 --> 0:36:32.640
<v Speaker 1>and Dak looked pretty good. He made some good throws.

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think he threw for a lot of yards.

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>George pickens that he did nothing, Thank you for that.

0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:41.400
<v Speaker 2>AJ Brown. In our draft, everybody was like AJ Brown's

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:44.040
<v Speaker 2>in the third almost went to the fourth, and I

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:45.879
<v Speaker 2>was kind of kicking myself. I was like, dang it,

0:36:45.960 --> 0:36:48.080
<v Speaker 2>should we have got AJ Brown? Thank god we did

0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:49.240
<v Speaker 2>in one catch eight yards.

0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:51.359
<v Speaker 1>He only had one target, dude, one target the end

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 1>iron time.

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Thank god. Well, I was a little mad at myself. Guys,

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:57.960
<v Speaker 2>thank god, you don't need AJ Brown one target all night.

0:36:58.160 --> 0:36:59.319
<v Speaker 1>One target for a guy.

0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:01.160
<v Speaker 2>That's the second round fantasy pick.

0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 1>And ceedee Lamb three well, two drops the one. What

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 1>was crazy is they had fourth and three, right, fourth

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:08.720
<v Speaker 1>and three?

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Is it the Superman one?

0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:14.120
<v Speaker 1>And they throw this freaking bomb and ceed did Lamb

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:16.239
<v Speaker 1>lays out. I couldn't quite get it.

0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 2>That's how that's Cowboys. Man, fourth and three and you

0:37:20.200 --> 0:37:22.040
<v Speaker 2>throw a bomb with the game on the line, just

0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:22.720
<v Speaker 2>seems crazy.

0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:23.800
<v Speaker 1>But he did drop a couple.

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Good game.

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Congrats Cowboys Eagles. They didn't look as dominant.

0:37:29.600 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 2>He talked to Jerry for a second.

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:32.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jerry, what do you think?

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So, uh, that's how. That's how it's Cowboys. We

0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:38.719
<v Speaker 2>covered the spread, didn't we Yes, you did that. The

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Cowboys will do We lost. Now we got the pass rush.

0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 2>We said with Micah leaving, we stopped the run? Did

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:47.520
<v Speaker 2>we stop the run? Ah?

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Not really?

0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:48.399
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean Jalen hurt scrambled. You didn't really do

0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 1>a good job of containing him, but you did contain Barkley.

0:37:53.160 --> 0:37:54.360
<v Speaker 1>It only like sixty yards.

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe we need to give Mica back. Stop that

0:37:57.000 --> 0:38:00.680
<v Speaker 2>run up a little bit more. But lightning only a

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Cowboys game. That happens. Powerful team man, play for the star,

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:09.600
<v Speaker 2>not the name on your back, Jerry Jones. Out go Cowboys.

0:38:10.000 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Watch the documentary. Check it out on HBO. Nine part

0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:15.200
<v Speaker 2>series about Me and the Oil Rig Jared Jones.

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>My dad says that's a good series. He started watching.

0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 1>He's enjoying it, and my dad doesn't enjoy any TV.

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:24.319
<v Speaker 2>I've heard that it makes you respect Jerry just what

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:26.080
<v Speaker 2>he built. I mean it was just a shot in

0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:28.200
<v Speaker 2>the dark, used all his savings, got the oil rig,

0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:32.879
<v Speaker 2>sprung the leak, bought a team. He's a powerful, powerful man,

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 2>but the same stronghand that he had back then he

0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have anymore. I mean he's playing hardball with Michael Parsons,

0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 2>the best in the sport. I did a hay and

0:38:42.440 --> 0:38:45.840
<v Speaker 2>shake deal back in April. Mikey, you remember that. No,

0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:52.280
<v Speaker 2>you don't go to Green Bay. We'll see you later. Thanks, Michaeh.

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 1>We'll take a break. We'll right back now right. I mean,

0:38:57.200 --> 0:39:00.080
<v Speaker 1>this is it. You're right for some locks, dude, I listen.

0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:02.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know the sites to go for a lock.

0:39:03.680 --> 0:39:07.839
<v Speaker 1>What where do you see betting lines, DraftKings? Okay, yeah,

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:10.960
<v Speaker 1>you just open it up and it's really easy. I mean, chiefs,

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 1>chargers and I I don't even know. I don't have

0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>YouTube TV, so does that mean I can't watch it.

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you some sites, okay, even though no, no,

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.759
<v Speaker 2>that one got shut down. Stream East they busted two

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 2>dudes in Egypt. Stream East is dead, but got about

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:30.880
<v Speaker 2>ten others. You can go to. I'm not really a

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:33.719
<v Speaker 2>big fan of doing the illegal streaming. No, no, I

0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:36.360
<v Speaker 2>don't do it. I've just heard there's other ones you

0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:36.759
<v Speaker 2>can go to.

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, look, guys, there's a lot of great games this week,

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 1>a lot of great games.

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:47.480
<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna start in New Orleans. The Arizona Cardinals

0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:49.440
<v Speaker 2>are going to New Orleans. Let me tell you the

0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:50.400
<v Speaker 2>New Orleans Saints.

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:54.440
<v Speaker 1>They drafted this Tyler, slow guy to be their quarterback

0:39:54.680 --> 0:40:00.080
<v Speaker 1>in the second round, the future, the future, and he

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 1>couldn't even beat out Spencer Rattler. Rattler's good.

0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Ratler could run that boy got wheels. Boy, Spencer Rattler

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:08.600
<v Speaker 2>can't do craft. I watched him last year play in

0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:12.960
<v Speaker 2>the NFL. He wasn't good. Give me the Arizona Cardinals

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:16.759
<v Speaker 2>to blow out the New Orleans Saints minus six and

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 2>a half.

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Take it to the bank.

0:40:18.719 --> 0:40:23.560
<v Speaker 2>See, Oh, you want to go down to Jacksonville. Now

0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Jacksonville so beaches down there is he? He works there

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:31.840
<v Speaker 2>at a hotel chain. Oh he moved.

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I thought he lived up in Indianda.

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 2>He lived in at Cincinnati.

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:38.120
<v Speaker 1>That's it. That's in Ohio.

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:41.799
<v Speaker 2>Inside joke. It was a two year job. He's out

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:42.759
<v Speaker 2>in Jacksonville.

0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Now, okay, well tell him if he wants to make

0:40:45.520 --> 0:40:48.480
<v Speaker 1>some money. This weekend, they're playing the Cara Lina Panthers,

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:53.320
<v Speaker 1>and oh yeah, Jacksonville sucked last year. They absolutely sucked.

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:58.320
<v Speaker 1>But guess who sucked worse. Cara Lina sucked worse. Trevor

0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Lawrence has got a little in Koham. Whoever was coaching

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Baker Mayfield last year, He's got him on the sidelines.

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:06.920
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna have some.

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Fun with Trevor Lawrence and Brian Thomas and Travis Etti.

0:41:12.160 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 1>En, please please give it to at d End, please, please, please,

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:18.799
<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna give me the Jacksonville Jaguars minus three

0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and a half take it to the bank.

0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:28.400
<v Speaker 2>And then last, but not least, guys, the Denver Broncos

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:32.240
<v Speaker 2>are going to annihilate the Tennessee Titans. Dupe.

0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, cam Ward, you may be good, you may

0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:36.280
<v Speaker 1>be the future.

0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:39.280
<v Speaker 2>To listen to music and his headphones, it's just silence.

0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought he was listening to us. But cam

0:41:43.440 --> 0:41:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Ward going up against that defense start at his first

0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 1>NFL start, he is going to be thoroughly, thoroughly confused.

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Give me the Broncos minus eight and a half. Take

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:58.720
<v Speaker 1>it to the bank. Bank. That's it. That's what you need,

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 1>that's what that's how you make money this weekend.

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:06.279
<v Speaker 2>Can I give you a tennis lock?

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, give me a tennis lock, man.

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:14.759
<v Speaker 2>I believe starting the tournament, Center was plus something. It

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:18.120
<v Speaker 2>was one mid ones, so you'd put you know, it

0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:21.759
<v Speaker 2>was a good return. Now it's even money or less than.

0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:26.720
<v Speaker 2>He's still the favorite over Alcatraz. Joker would be the upset.

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.480
<v Speaker 2>You guys. It's this afternoon. You might not even get

0:42:28.480 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 2>this podcast before then. But tonight Center plays a scrub

0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:37.319
<v Speaker 2>and then Sunday Center plays probably Alcatraz at the US

0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Open in New York City, the matinee during NFL football,

0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:43.960
<v Speaker 2>so you'll actually be watching football. So I'm giving you

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 2>a lock of something you won't even be watching Center.

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 2>The guy got busted for drugs, took three months off,

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:54.160
<v Speaker 2>won a tournament. The drugs are maybe still in his system,

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:58.960
<v Speaker 2>allegedly takes Center. He is powerful. They call him like

0:42:58.960 --> 0:42:59.640
<v Speaker 2>the red Fox.

0:43:00.440 --> 0:43:03.600
<v Speaker 1>You're giving out a minus twenty five hundred favorite.

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 2>No, No, he's got to he'll win tonight, but then

0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:10.080
<v Speaker 2>when he plays Alcatraz, it'll probably be even money. H

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<v Speaker 2>it'll be like minus one. Okay, so futures if you will,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can even bet it on Sunday. But Center

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<v Speaker 2>to win the US Open and.

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<v Speaker 1>He's minus one sixty to win it all.

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<v Speaker 2>What is my saying, uh, lock the chastity belt or

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<v Speaker 2>what what is it that I say? Knock it out? QUINSHAWNA. Judkins,

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<v Speaker 2>lock it up. We dropped the dude for the Browns,

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<v Speaker 2>Quinshawn Judkins. He's in jail. He had an ankle monitor,

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<v Speaker 2>orange jumpsuit. The guy's not even on an NFL team

0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:47.719
<v Speaker 2>and he was on our fantasy team. We have dropped him.

0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:49.520
<v Speaker 2>We put him out to pasture.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, enjoy it, Hey guys, have a great weekend. Enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL college football. I mean every spread is like

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred points this weekend. Enjoy that Michigan Oklahoma is

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<v Speaker 1>the only game of the top twenty five. Besides that,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bunch of crapfest crap on poop. So enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a good weekend. We'll see you Monday. Ray, Happy

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<v Speaker 1>birthday weekend, say your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's today and we're shooting for uneventful. Now that

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<v Speaker 2>we're forty, we're mature. We have stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy birthday to Ray, we have old fashions, Happy birthday

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<v Speaker 1>to Ray.

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<v Speaker 2>We have deep conversations. We talk about four to one.

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<v Speaker 3>K's Happy birthday too, and we cheers to another year

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<v Speaker 3>of life.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we're not guaranteed these so it'll probably be uneventful

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<v Speaker 2>when I report back on Monday, or will it? Ray?

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<v Speaker 1>That is a hell of a tea. Way to tease it, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Way to tease it.

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<v Speaker 2>Way.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's a great tease, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the whole day in time, I thought we

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<v Speaker 2>were doing the podcast yesterday. Wanted me to celebrate my

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<v Speaker 2>birthday and then you would had some appointment, So I

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<v Speaker 2>thought we were moving everything up a day, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I was thrown Man, the whole time, I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>were shifting podcasts for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my fault, dude. I thought you wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>one on your birthday so I could sing Happy birthday Rays.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when Justin textas about golf and we thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was about us. It was about his birthday.

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:29.319
<v Speaker 1>It was about him. Man that saw Hey, Justin, that's

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<v Speaker 1>on me, Man, that's on me. That is that's on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Man's his birthday. That's that's our fault, man, I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody texts it back.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we were just like, yeah, justin, that's a great idea. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you planned something for our birthday, like for Dodd's birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad you're you're planning Dodd's birthday celebration. Never

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<v Speaker 1>crossed my mind that it was about him. Never. That's

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<v Speaker 1>on me. That's on me.

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<v Speaker 2>In attendance at the birthday and you what, stay tuned

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe for birthday present, Baser gets me stanchion guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let's get these stanchions up here. Guys. I know

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<v Speaker 2>there's only four people here, but let's get these stanchions.

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:16.439
<v Speaker 2>Let's get you guys away from everybody else. Hey, give

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<v Speaker 2>me a couple of those stanchions. Yeah, let's clear it

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<v Speaker 2>out here.