Speaker 1: I apologize, I'm sorry, No, no, can please be? People
Speaker 1: give us feedback. Do you hate that?
Speaker 2: Or is that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Why do you like doing that?
Speaker 2: Because nobody else can do it. It's a whistle and
Speaker 2: a hum at the exact same time. And my pe
Speaker 2: teacher in seventh grade and history teacher taught me how
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 1: But it's like my kids sitting at the dinner table
Speaker 1: and my youngest one can screech and he does it
Speaker 1: over and over and over, and I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but I your sound is really annoying. No, no like
Speaker 1: it like it hurts my ears.
Speaker 2: I do it at work. McKitty loves it. The local
Speaker 2: guy he always wants me to. But the chicks from
Speaker 2: the other radio shows, they always go, ray, stop it,
Speaker 2: stop it, I'm gonna kill you, hey, you dumb motherkirt.
Speaker 2: They'll swear me sometimes, ladies, we just do radio. We're
Speaker 2: not saving lives here. Let's not yell. I'll not do
Speaker 2: the foghorn anymore. The funny thing is sometimes I do
Speaker 2: it so loud on the sales floor people think it's
Speaker 2: a fire alarm or some the thing we got before.
Speaker 2: There is now a test. Please leave the building.
Speaker 1: There is a emergency. Please leave the building. There is
Speaker 1: an emergency, Please leave the building.
Speaker 2: That's how much people love to hear their voices. Whatever
Speaker 2: happened to just an alarm that we are alarm as
Speaker 2: some lady hearing herself talk there is an emergency, please
Speaker 2: leave the building. Come on.
Speaker 1: But I want to apologize. I want to apologize to
Speaker 1: you for the confusion. I know we did a pod yesterday,
Speaker 1: and so you thought we weren't doing a pod today.
Speaker 1: I thought you understood that we did when yesterday just
Speaker 1: because it was NFL kickoff, and then if we weren't
Speaker 1: doing one today the first weekend of the NFL, I
Speaker 1: mean the whole having Monday off screwed us up. And
Speaker 1: so doing three pods in four days my bad.
Speaker 2: Guys. This is me not caring about myself, but you
Speaker 2: realize it's the dominoes that then fall because you told
Speaker 2: me no pod or I assumed, never assume ray.
Speaker 1: I mean, on the pod yesterday, I even said, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll see you guys.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, okay, but we do it a day ahead. So
Speaker 2: I just thought maybe on the Big Show. I didn't
Speaker 2: know Big Show.
Speaker 1: Boll, so you thought I meant I'll see you tomorrow
Speaker 1: on the big show.
Speaker 2: Here's guys, why you always gotta have good communication. You
Speaker 2: texted me days ago and go, we gotta do it
Speaker 2: man before one. I was like, okay, he must want
Speaker 2: to get out of here on Friday. Cool, do it
Speaker 2: before one. So yesterday I tell everybody, mckittie, local guy,
Speaker 2: hey man, room's wide open. Record. Whenever you want, we're done.
Speaker 2: I tell Abby, send me, send me those voicemails, win ever,
Speaker 2: no rush, whatsoever. Girl, Wide open all morning. Then you
Speaker 2: texted me, hey man, see in a minute.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, it's it's my apology.
Speaker 2: I was about to leave the building.
Speaker 1: I thought it was important to do a pod leading
Speaker 1: into the NFL, to recap the first NFL game, to
Speaker 1: talk about it, to talk about my you know, guys
Speaker 1: get together last night where we were going to watch
Speaker 1: the NFL game on a back patio. I thought it
Speaker 1: was I don't know. I just thought that you would
Speaker 1: want to do your locks because we got to make
Speaker 1: our listeners some money and.
Speaker 2: All that.
Speaker 1: And I apologize the communication was bad. It was it was.
Speaker 1: It just wasn't good. And that's that's on me.
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, just like when we were at the balls game,
Speaker 2: and we would keep saying that the off sides, that
Speaker 2: was on us. Guys, that was on us.
Speaker 1: That's us, that's us, that's us. That's our fault, guys,
Speaker 1: that's us.
Speaker 2: That was It doesn't matter what area of life you're
Speaker 2: at grocery store, always just take fault because nobody does
Speaker 2: what Lunch did right now and took fault. So say
Speaker 2: say a cart or something or something to get spilled
Speaker 2: at the grocery store, bad example. Just that was on me,
Speaker 2: even though it wasn't on you. Your kids will learn
Speaker 2: from it, your wife will think it's funny. The store
Speaker 2: workers will go, oh my gosh, nobody's ever admitted to
Speaker 2: a spill in ten years of working here.
Speaker 1: And the strangers around you will be like, no, no,
Speaker 1: that was my bad. Everybody else will start volunteering. When
Speaker 1: you volunteer that it was your fault. Even if it wasn't,
Speaker 1: someone else will step up and be like, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: that was my fault. Wow, Wow, that was my fault,
Speaker 1: And it's just like a domino effect. It makes everyone
Speaker 1: around you feel get better and notice.
Speaker 2: It'll also be funny. Say, if you're hostess, she messes
Speaker 2: up and some people are upset. That was on me. Guys,
Speaker 2: that was on me. You'll get a laugh. If it's
Speaker 2: a big group of people, you'll tend to then draw
Speaker 2: some sort of laughter. Guys, my bat that was on me.
Speaker 2: Wife respects you, kids, learn from it all the while.
Speaker 2: You're the bigger person. It wasn't on you, Funny, and
Speaker 2: I want to apologize to you again.
Speaker 1: This one's on me. This one's on me, and I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about this. I didn't know how to bring
Speaker 1: it up, but I apologize for the miscommunication. And now
Speaker 1: i'd like to apologize in advance for missing your birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I got win that you aren't able to come.
Speaker 1: I want to apologize that I will not be able
Speaker 1: to make the eleven thirty am brunch.
Speaker 2: I want you to continue. The problem is it was
Speaker 2: a short list of people, so if there's one more
Speaker 2: domino to fall, there may be me, Justin and Bazer
Speaker 2: looking at each other in a whole flour of Garth's Bar.
Speaker 2: That's the one issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I figured Kicky and Karen would be there.
Speaker 2: No, they should have made the short list, though.
Speaker 1: I assume the Dodds would be there. And when your
Speaker 1: wife sent the text, and I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: it sounds so fun, and my wife was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can get a babysitter. It'd be great. We'll go
Speaker 1: to brunch, have some drinks, hang out with Ray and Bay,
Speaker 1: and celebrate Rai's birthday. See justin for the first time
Speaker 1: in months since we never played his round of birthday
Speaker 1: golf that he had tried to set up six months
Speaker 1: in advance, and we have heard nothing about it since.
Speaker 1: So I guess he gave up on the birthday round
Speaker 1: of golf.
Speaker 2: He did and we just his family came into town
Speaker 2: and we did brunch and we did top golf.
Speaker 1: Ah see, because I've been looking forward to that round
Speaker 1: of golf. Me you Dodd, who haven't seen probably since
Speaker 1: your bachelor party sixteen years ago. No, I saw him
Speaker 1: at the wedding, and I haven't heard anything about it.
Speaker 1: But then I get the text about brunch. You're invited
Speaker 1: to raise fortieth birthday brunch and I'm like, good raise
Speaker 1: my boy. I'm gonna be there eleven thirty. Am oh
Speaker 1: so exciting. Then two weeks after I got that text,
Speaker 1: the soccer schedule came out.
Speaker 2: And oh uh in Nashville, I s see.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, the Tigers and Spain. Those are
Speaker 1: our team names for our two kids, baby Box two
Speaker 1: and baby Box one. And baby Box two has a
Speaker 1: game at noon. Baby Box one has a game at
Speaker 1: one o'clock. So I had this internal struggle on what
Speaker 1: to do. Do I get the babysitter and make a
Speaker 1: babysitter take them to their games, and I come and
Speaker 1: get Boozy on Broadway with Bay and Ray to coach.
Speaker 2: Exactly, Hey, let's have some shots. Yeah, all right, guys,
Speaker 2: I gotta go to the gear guy. I'm good, I'm good. Yay.
Speaker 1: Hey what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Why ain't you stop that ball? You did stop it? Oh?
Speaker 1: My bad? Good job?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I'm not. I'm in front of
Speaker 2: the line. You're gonna hit me like the coach they
Speaker 2: got knocked over?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Kelly, wait, what do you mean goalie? I'm not.
Speaker 1: There's no goalies. Well, dude, you're standing in and go
Speaker 1: I am Oh.
Speaker 2: Or you can't block the ball when the other team tries.
Speaker 2: I didn't. It was somebody else. I didn't block a goal, sir.
Speaker 2: We saw you with your hand when your kid missed it,
Speaker 2: and you did that, and one of our refs. Saw
Speaker 2: you do that? Nuh huh? Prove it with video?
Speaker 1: Hey ref, terrible call, dude, And that's our boss. That's
Speaker 1: definitely our ball. It's our ball.
Speaker 2: He prove it on a cell phone doing the bodycam footage. Sir,
Speaker 2: we don't have bodycam footage. This is little kids soccer.
Speaker 1: God to via r Man.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you, God v A r Man if
Speaker 2: you think that, yeah, the other parrots you did it, idiot, dumbass.
Speaker 2: It's you that you're gonna rely on that guy that's
Speaker 2: your witness, star witness. I did.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: That did definitely sniffs butts dude, like what you no,
Speaker 2: I'm the ref too, because they don't have rests in
Speaker 2: this league. Oh, why don't you tell that guy to
Speaker 2: get off the field up, sir, he's not even close
Speaker 2: to the field. Tell him to get off the playground. Well,
Speaker 2: that actually is an issue. Also, sir, please don't be
Speaker 2: on the swim set.
Speaker 1: So that was the conundrum. I was the dilemma, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what to do. And
Speaker 1: my wife was like, you know, we gotta get a babysitter,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to raise fortieth And I was like,
Speaker 1: if Ray was having a six pm dinner and then
Speaker 1: go out, I totally understand, but eleven thirty in the
Speaker 1: morning is a tough time when you have three kids.
Speaker 1: And after talking it over with my wife, we came
Speaker 1: to the conclusion that we had to be there for
Speaker 1: our kids and their games and miss the boozing on
Speaker 1: broad Away with Bay and Ray.
Speaker 2: For his fortieth Ray kids before. No, it's not even that,
Speaker 2: it's just and she was like, I just thought, you know,
Speaker 2: it's his fortieth birthday.
Speaker 1: It's a really big birthday. And I said, yes, I understand,
Speaker 1: it's a big birthday. I said, but they could have
Speaker 1: planned at like six pm.
Speaker 2: Pee week before pod Buddy, I get it. Man soccer before.
Speaker 1: Sayson, soccer for Sison.
Speaker 2: Yes, Brent would before b day.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's true too.
Speaker 2: What else, tikes before tots? There might be tots on
Speaker 2: the menu, so that works.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 2: Tricia Gars, Gars games before Gars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, babies before brunch, goals before guys. Yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so we had the debate back and forth, and it
Speaker 1: just turned out that if you would have had it
Speaker 1: at you know, four pm, fantastic eleven thirty am is
Speaker 1: just tough when you got three kids. And even if
Speaker 1: we if we got a babysitter, then we had the babysitter.
Speaker 1: We've done by four and we got to take care
Speaker 1: of our kids for the next four hours. After boozing
Speaker 1: on Broadway with Bay and Ray for the fortieth it
Speaker 1: just didn't work out. And I feel really bad and
Speaker 1: I want to apologize.
Speaker 2: It's on you, man, that.
Speaker 1: One's on me, Like that is so on me that
Speaker 1: we're gonna make it up to you.
Speaker 2: What right I gonna let you stay the night at
Speaker 2: our house Saturday night.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we're gonna make it up to you,
Speaker 1: but we'll make it up to you at some point.
Speaker 2: That's one of those things you could obviously say and
Speaker 2: you never have to fulfill the Hey man, let's seriously,
Speaker 2: let's get together. Let's get a drink sometime. You never, guys,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, you never have to do that.
Speaker 2: And the other one is we'll make it up to you.
Speaker 2: I owe you a favor, you never have to return
Speaker 2: the favor, and you never have to make it up
Speaker 2: to somebody. Those are the beauty of those statements.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that guy, I forget it. I don't
Speaker 1: even remember his name. Golf guy that always sees me
Speaker 1: at kids functions, like, Man, how's your golf game? We
Speaker 1: should get to go to play around a golf man.
Speaker 1: She should get run and play around a golf brad
Speaker 1: or let me see if I got his name anywhere.
Speaker 2: But he would tell me all the time. Man, we
Speaker 2: should get to go to play some golf. And I
Speaker 2: just joined a club. Man, I should have you out
Speaker 2: for a round, all right?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah? A month later, see him at a birthday party, Man,
Speaker 1: when are we gonna play golf?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: When are we gonna play golf?
Speaker 2: That's when it bites you, is when you see each
Speaker 2: other pretty often enough. It's not awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's like, dude, every time you see me
Speaker 1: does not mean you have to go to the whole
Speaker 1: golf thing, Like just say, hey, how you doing. Man,
Speaker 1: you've been playing golf. You don't have to fall back
Speaker 1: on the hey, we should play golf sometime because you
Speaker 1: never want to play golf or you never invite me
Speaker 1: to play golf. And my wife's like, why don't you
Speaker 1: just text him.
Speaker 2: A couple responses about the birthday. Now that you say
Speaker 2: it out loud. That does sound early. But God love Baser.
Speaker 2: She knows my new lifestyle. I'm in more life, less stress,
Speaker 2: but I'm in bed by seven. She caters to that now.
Speaker 2: She goes to bed at eight thirty. Even birthdays, she knows.
Speaker 2: We do brunches and then we're out. So but man,
Speaker 2: that is an ask. It's not that it's an app
Speaker 2: I've never had somebody say it out loud to me
Speaker 2: that eleven am birthday.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just.
Speaker 2: Not normal for a forty year old to have an
Speaker 2: eleven am birthday party.
Speaker 1: All right, man, we.
Speaker 2: Couldn't afford gars at night. What do you want from us?
Speaker 1: Like, I literally there's usually there's usually a birthday party
Speaker 1: for the kids at eleven am. I've never had an
Speaker 1: invite to a fortieth birthday party at eleven freaking am and.
Speaker 2: Making Kiki when they had a big birthday. You're right,
Speaker 2: it was eight pm. I believe that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But I was mad about that.
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta take a nap. You're probably tired. That's
Speaker 1: usually when you're in bed, and I understand it. So
Speaker 1: it's just a different lifestyle. You live the lifestyle of
Speaker 1: the kids six seven, PM bedtime, So you're ready for
Speaker 1: the birthday party at eight, nine, ten eleven am and
Speaker 1: you crash at six. Totally understand.
Speaker 2: I think we should still should be good, but with
Speaker 2: the caveat if the Dods cancel, I believe there's gonna
Speaker 2: be four people on about a thirty square foot floor
Speaker 2: with a pool table, a TV, and more food than
Speaker 2: to feed the entire homeless population in Nashville. But don't
Speaker 2: let the Dods know that that this is all My
Speaker 2: entire birthday celebration is on them. It's on them.
Speaker 1: It's on me, Ray now, that is on me. So
Speaker 1: I won't be at the birthday party.
Speaker 2: What you can do, thank you, is you can call
Speaker 2: ahead and you can send us a bottle over of
Speaker 2: dom perry on and we will toast the glass in
Speaker 2: your honor, in your spirit. So wait and we will
Speaker 2: be liquored up on Broadway by one. Please don't send that.
Speaker 2: I want no shots.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that I could call ahead and
Speaker 1: have a bottle sent to your table, No, don't, Well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna do it. I'm already gonna have the
Speaker 1: conversation with Beser. I get it's my birthday. I get
Speaker 1: we're with some booze hounds. We ain't doing shots. Everybody
Speaker 1: drink their drinks. I want to enjoy conversation. That's why
Speaker 1: we have a fireplace. That's why we have a pool table.
Speaker 2: That's why we have a view that overlooks Broadway so
Speaker 2: we can people watch and say, look at that debauchery. Man,
Speaker 2: we are so mature in our age at forty years old. Wow,
Speaker 2: look at the moves we've made. We are higher up
Speaker 2: in life and higher up in this building than them.
Speaker 2: Those are the peons. Look at us. We are in
Speaker 2: our palace looking at them. We're not doing shots. Give
Speaker 2: me an ultra, Give me a neutral, give me a
Speaker 2: white claw. What about a surf side? Give me a
Speaker 2: truly don't but do not give me death. Baser loves
Speaker 2: the surf sides.
Speaker 1: And the guy's name is Jerry. Jerry the golf. If
Speaker 1: you go back, if you remember Jerry was He always
Speaker 1: invites me to golf all the time. We have never
Speaker 1: played a single round of golf. And the reason I
Speaker 1: tell my wife I'll never text him is because he's
Speaker 1: the one that like, hey man, I'm gonna hit you up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play some golf. So when he says that
Speaker 1: the ball is in his court, I'm not gonna reach
Speaker 1: out to him.
Speaker 2: And it's also a big ask the reason I understand
Speaker 2: the babysitter stuff. That sucks to be a parent. Who's
Speaker 2: gonna watch three kids for under twenty bucks? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not under twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Forty is what? So I mean?
Speaker 1: I don't like then twenty three to twenty five an hour.
Speaker 2: And then the the ubers. You're gonna factor those in.
Speaker 2: It ends up being a pretty big day for you.
Speaker 1: But your fortieth birthday is worth it. The booze in
Speaker 1: on Broadway with Bay and Ray for the fortieth is
Speaker 1: absolutely worth the money. It would have been worth the money.
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, I was trying to think, uh, bones Eddie,
Speaker 2: who could I call last second if we need seat fillers?
Speaker 2: Because I don't have enough friends.
Speaker 1: Definitely Abby and Arnold. Abby is always looking for something
Speaker 1: free to do. Oh Morgan and her dude, they're always
Speaker 1: looking to drink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of those where you put yourself out there.
Speaker 2: I was like, Beazer, I'm talking my best friends. It's
Speaker 2: the only people I want there. I don't want little
Speaker 2: Timmy that I hang out with every other Friday at work.
Speaker 2: I don't want Jimbo from church that I see one
Speaker 2: time of year. I said, I want the best of
Speaker 2: the best of my friend The convention people, they're friends,
Speaker 2: they're not my best friends. I said, no, convention people
Speaker 2: invite Grandma and maybe for another time. I mean, we're
Speaker 2: blood lover, but she's gonna talk about her cats the
Speaker 2: whole time. I want the people that I have to
Speaker 2: be around that I listen to them and I laugh.
Speaker 2: I said, here's the list. Well, that list didn't return
Speaker 2: the paper. That list said take this list and throw
Speaker 2: it back in my face. I feel like these people.
Speaker 2: I feel like we needed to let every person known. Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: short list you are super special, but you gotta come that.
Speaker 2: That's the thing, because with the short list, it is
Speaker 2: the danger of it is if you can't do the
Speaker 2: sit you do the sympathy things. Guys making a whole
Speaker 2: party fifty people. But that's not what I wanted. I'm
Speaker 2: vis I said, Baser, the shortest of lists. I want
Speaker 2: these people to be somebody I would go to war for.
Speaker 2: She goes, Okay, eight people to have canceled.
Speaker 1: That's my fault. That's on me. Like I said, that's
Speaker 1: on me. That really is, that's that's that's on me.
Speaker 1: He could fill in. So, yeah, let's go to break.
Speaker 1: That's on me. When we come back, we'll have happier
Speaker 1: things to talk about, right, seriously, I'm real sorry, no,
Speaker 1: really I am. But also I mean last night, let
Speaker 1: me tell you NFL kickoff season. The season is going
Speaker 1: to start, and it's it's time to get guys Night
Speaker 1: going where all the guys in the neighborhood get together
Speaker 1: first Thursday. And this dude's like, I got a new
Speaker 1: back patio. Everybody, come over, I got a TV up,
Speaker 1: I got the Intenda working, and we'll have it on
Speaker 1: my back porch. It's screened in. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: you know, let's go. Let's do it. And then my
Speaker 1: wife's like, oh, by the way, I got a PTA
Speaker 1: meeting at five for four year olds. And I said
Speaker 1: what she says, yeah, a PTA meeting at five, And
Speaker 1: it's kind of a true. Now were some of the
Speaker 1: women that on the PTA. We go to the eat
Speaker 1: at a restaurant right there and have a couple have
Speaker 1: a drink, and I'm like, I have guys Night and
Speaker 1: she goes, it's still at eight o'clock and I said, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: tonight it's at seven twenty. I said, kickoff. We got
Speaker 1: NFL kickoff, so I can't be having you be late.
Speaker 2: Are there any women at guys night?
Speaker 1: No, no, it's guys' night only.
Speaker 2: Right, But is the dude's wife peeker head out? Uh?
Speaker 1: The dudes two daughters did come out and say good night,
Speaker 1: and the wife waved from the window.
Speaker 2: Good night, Sarah, have fun at college. Go kapa kapa kappa.
Speaker 1: No, they're like three and five. Oh, they're really young,
Speaker 1: and so they came out, said good night, gave us
Speaker 1: high fives. The wife waved from the window. But my wife,
Speaker 1: I was like, so, yeah, you got it. You know,
Speaker 1: if you could try to be home a little early.
Speaker 1: And I mean she walked in the door seven o'clock
Speaker 1: and I was usually at seven thirty seven forty five
Speaker 1: when they go to eat and have a drink. And
Speaker 1: I said, how are you home? Sorely? She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: Pta Meetia only lasted thirty five minutes. I said.
Speaker 2: They all wanted to get home from football or they
Speaker 2: had to get home too because their husbands were going
Speaker 2: to watch football somewhere else. And it's impressive. Thirty minute
Speaker 2: meeting with a bunch of hens.
Speaker 1: Ray that's sexes. I mean, I guess the school must
Speaker 1: be running smoothly because it's only thirty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Those chicks on the view, those hens, they can't keep
Speaker 2: it on their they cackle. Man.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: So I walk over there, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be great. Bunch of guys over here.
Speaker 2: Were you pregaming at the house?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I was hanging out with the kids.
Speaker 1: It was still early, and so I threw some in
Speaker 1: the little portable cooler and I walk over there. It's
Speaker 1: just two dudes.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, is this foreshadowing?
Speaker 1: And he's in the guy's house and he's like, look, man,
Speaker 1: look I just got these new couches today. It's like
Speaker 1: outdoor furniture, right. Cool.
Speaker 2: We sit down another guy, the guy that owns the house,
Speaker 2: name is Josh. Other guy's Jeremy's like what Jeremy has
Speaker 2: a little pink bag with him. Oh, and I'm like, oh, dude,
Speaker 2: what is that you never said guys night?
Speaker 1: Well, he goes, I brought us a bag of cookies.
Speaker 2: You guys can't escape your wives. Your wives are draped
Speaker 2: all over you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, excuse me.
Speaker 2: He goes, Yeah, I was at the bakery and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, man, I'll get an extra bag for
Speaker 2: the boys. H thoughtful, better be chocolate chip And I said,
Speaker 2: so tell me more and he's like, yeah, I was
Speaker 2: getting some, you know, cupcakes for the house for the family,
Speaker 2: and they had a bag of cookies sitting there and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I think the guys would like these.
Speaker 1: I'll bring him to Guys Night. But it's a little
Speaker 1: pink bag with a sticker to keep it closed. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the opposite of guy Night of you bringing
Speaker 1: a bag of cookies for us, Like it feels a
Speaker 1: little intimate for US two or US three, I guess
Speaker 1: to be sitting here on a couch eating cookies together.
Speaker 2: What'd you want? An ice block, carggerator, keg stands, I
Speaker 2: don't know, and Josh who's house.
Speaker 1: It was like, dude, I had a flight man, I
Speaker 1: couldn't smoke any meats.
Speaker 2: I got the next one on the ice block.
Speaker 1: And he's like, he goes, but I'll go in and
Speaker 1: get a cutting board and we can cut the cookies
Speaker 1: in the pieces so we can all taste some.
Speaker 2: Josh, put your mouth on that. I'm gonna drip this
Speaker 2: vodka down it all right, stop sucking.
Speaker 1: So he goes and gets a cutting board and he
Speaker 1: brings it out and they cut the cookies in nice
Speaker 1: little pieces, and they're like, hey, man, get you some.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, they were special cookies.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they're just regular cookies.
Speaker 2: Ray second quarter. I thought for a second I was
Speaker 2: watching The Wizard of.
Speaker 1: Oz and then the game starts in his TV is
Speaker 1: like a weird color.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, cookies are setting in.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, man, like, what's wrong with your TV?
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know. I just set it up today.
Speaker 1: And then the sound goes out. Guys, is it me
Speaker 1: or is Dak looked like the tin man. I'm like no, no,
Speaker 1: they all looked like the uh, the the spinach guy,
Speaker 1: the green like Incredible Hulk. They were all green.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, ye has his red and green balance is.
Speaker 1: Off and something like that, and he was like so
Speaker 1: he starts fidgeting with it and then it goes to
Speaker 1: commercial and it works again. I'm like, all right, right,
Speaker 1: that's better. That's better. Good. Can we get the sound
Speaker 1: back on and he's like, well, I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: it out, got the sound going. Game starts and Jalen
Speaker 1: Carter spits on Dak and gets kicked out, and my
Speaker 1: phone just starts blowing up and Batter's box calls me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, he's like talking to He's.
Speaker 2: Like, who is that over a little hawk tua.
Speaker 1: I think he called me maybe in the first quarter.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: I was like, crap, I gotta call my brother. Man,
Speaker 2: somebody just spat on another man I don't know. And
Speaker 2: he calls the He's like, oh, who is that? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm over to Buddy's house watching the game.
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, cool, and then he just starts texting
Speaker 2: me throughout the game and he gets mad at me
Speaker 2: because I picked the Eagles as my eliminator and the
Speaker 2: first game of the first day of the first season
Speaker 2: of the first month, good gosh, give it till Sunday.
Speaker 2: I know you're mad, man. You needed the survivor action
Speaker 2: that bad.
Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't need it that bad. I just thought, man,
Speaker 1: there's no way the Cowboys can beat the Eagle. And
Speaker 1: so then I texted him I'm like, man, i'm stressing.
Speaker 1: This is not starting out good for me. And then
Speaker 1: he replied, I tried to tell you over and over
Speaker 1: Tushbush celebration was awesome, kind of needed Dallas field goal there.
Speaker 1: This sucks. Also, you are not responding from your boyfriend's house.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I'm sorry that I'm over with some
Speaker 1: dudes and I'm watching a football game. I can't reply
Speaker 1: to every single text message. Well, that's the.
Speaker 2: Beauty of it when you're with your boys. Now, what
Speaker 2: do we realize guys were all married. There ain't no
Speaker 2: good text coming in, right, It's not phone in the pocket.
Speaker 2: I'll check it in four hours. It's not an important
Speaker 2: it's not that important of a text. It's not going
Speaker 2: to be a pick topless.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: And so then about mid first quarter though, two more
Speaker 2: dudes showed up, and then it started rocket.
Speaker 1: What's up, bro, sub dude?
Speaker 2: What's up man?
Speaker 1: How you hey?
Speaker 2: Man? They'll take some of those cookies. Man. They hit
Speaker 2: around the halftime. Apparently I thought somebody was talked two
Speaker 2: in it or something. What's up man? What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: What's up? Bro? Yeah? What's up? Man? How's how's your
Speaker 2: sex life, Jim. How you doing, man? You guys still
Speaker 2: throwing it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're just chatting it up. One dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's sub dude? There's two guys rolled up and they're
Speaker 1: in there, and then two more dudes show up.
Speaker 2: So the two guys rolled up together. Yeah, they they're neighbors.
Speaker 1: Tracks then they were neighbors. Oh yeah, they live on
Speaker 1: the same street, like four houses apart. So they both
Speaker 1: rode their electric bikes over.
Speaker 2: He got vehicle access on your street?
Speaker 1: No, they just rode their electric bikes, man. And they
Speaker 1: bring in their beers and one guy's got his four
Speaker 1: beers in his hand. He's like, hey, can I put
Speaker 1: in someone's cooler? Throws at my cooler and then two
Speaker 1: more dudes show up, and so now we're like, you know,
Speaker 1: five seven dudes, it's it's popping.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: And then an eighth dude shows up, and then the
Speaker 1: ninth dude rolls in and we're like, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to drink? He's like, no, man, no, I got I
Speaker 1: got a big trial next week.
Speaker 2: What are you a doctor?
Speaker 1: And I'm like oh really, he goes, yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just stepping away for about twenty minutes. I gotta
Speaker 1: go back in there. It's gonna be a long case
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what a low key flax. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: do you want to sit out?
Speaker 1: No, man, I've been sitting down all day, just going
Speaker 1: over stuff and drumthy you're guilty.
Speaker 2: For not sitting How you doing, Jim? How the hell
Speaker 2: you been? Man?
Speaker 1: And he only stayed about twenty minutes. Man, he only
Speaker 1: stayed twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: And then whoa, he had to tie He was right
Speaker 2: on the timeline.
Speaker 1: Hey, I think lawyers are on the timeline. Because he
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, yeah, right, I gotta go, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta gotta go back over this case and finish,
Speaker 1: you know, lose, tie up some loose ends. I'm all right,
Speaker 1: cool man.
Speaker 2: Need me to look over a couple of things, Jim.
Speaker 1: And then the lightning strikes in Philadelphia, our weather delay,
Speaker 1: and that's when the guy with the cookies he packed up.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm out of here. I'm out of here,
Speaker 1: taps us all and the guy's whose house it was,
Speaker 1: He looks exhausted because he had been in Cleveland the
Speaker 1: day before, flew back yesterday, and it's he's just yawning
Speaker 1: and like looking like he's about to pass out, and
Speaker 1: nobody is moving.
Speaker 2: I got to tell you finish this. But I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you, not having kids, we love looking at parents
Speaker 2: with kids and just how tired they're and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: My gosh, look at these people.
Speaker 2: That guy looks take a dead man walking. Oh look
Speaker 2: at the chick. Look at the chick. She looks like
Speaker 2: she literally just bit his head off in the car.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, these people with kids.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. What are he's saying?
Speaker 1: And I mean he's yawning, he's walking around like doing
Speaker 1: the eyes trying to keep him open, and.
Speaker 2: He's slapping himself.
Speaker 1: And I mean, come on, hey, dude, are you all right?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I said, hey, dude, you tired?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 2: Anybody got he slope skiing?
Speaker 1: No, nobody is moving. And I can tell this dude
Speaker 1: is just like itchy for us to leave his house.
Speaker 1: He is itching for us to get off his back patio,
Speaker 1: his screened in porch and get our asses home. We'll
Speaker 1: leave the light on because he is looking at his
Speaker 1: phone like and everybody, I mean people are loungd I
Speaker 1: mean people are laid back where they're you know, just
Speaker 1: like leaned back.
Speaker 2: Spread just chilling. Hey, your comfy mark.
Speaker 1: One dude pours himself another little neat glass of whiskey
Speaker 1: on number two, Yeah, number two, and he's just drinking it,
Speaker 1: just talking, and he's just like, man, when are you
Speaker 1: guys gonna leave my house?
Speaker 2: Also, the question is do a lot of these guys
Speaker 2: work from home? We ain't got jobs. We gotta be
Speaker 2: at in the morning. Uh. One guy, I don't know,
Speaker 2: because you can get away with a hangover at home
Speaker 2: typing on the computer. In person, it's tough to pull
Speaker 2: off a hangover.
Speaker 1: One guy there, he definitely he works from home. Love it. Uh.
Speaker 1: The other two dudes, I don't know what they do
Speaker 1: where they work. Gotta be working from home. The other
Speaker 1: guy I know does not work from home. He has
Speaker 1: meetings and he usually goes to work six am. So
Speaker 1: he goes hard, gets up early and works hard. And
Speaker 1: so finally the lightning delay and everything, they're like, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be another hour before we play some football.
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 1: And that's when I was like, all right, man, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna head out. And then that's when everybody's
Speaker 1: like yeah, I think I'm gonna head out. And that
Speaker 1: guy's house was like, thank god, guys, you guys have
Speaker 1: a good night, man, thank god.
Speaker 2: You guys aren't even off the patio the lights going on,
Speaker 2: and it's already out. And he's already I mean, he's
Speaker 2: already locked the door.
Speaker 1: You hear that? And I'm like, whoa, all right, man,
Speaker 1: sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I was curious because my one neighbor he sales. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was so successful. He hasn't worked for a year
Speaker 2: and a half. Which what was he selling? That's that successful?
Speaker 2: And isn't drugs? Like what? And then my other neighbor,
Speaker 2: he's a stock trader, baser? Why is he just always around?
Speaker 2: Oh he does stocks. I mean the stock market's booming.
Speaker 2: To support a family, must be nice. Doesn't leave his house.
Speaker 1: I wish I had that life.
Speaker 2: Well maybe one am beating the pavement back to Nashville.
Speaker 2: Do you tell me he doesn't even pull out of
Speaker 2: the driveway. Hey, I mean mouth, you got in your
Speaker 2: car now, man? Two hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll take a break, dude. And then so I
Speaker 1: went home and my wife's already asleep, kids are asleep, Hey,
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up? Dogs? Asleep, and I've got to
Speaker 1: make the tough decision do I stay up and watch
Speaker 1: the end of this game or do I go to bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, We've waited over two hundred days for this.
Speaker 1: Correct and it was my eliminator in most of my
Speaker 1: eliminator leagues, So I said, I'm staying up for this sucker.
Speaker 2: So why there was a weather delay? You know what
Speaker 2: I watched, and I have been watching a long time tennis.
Speaker 2: I watched US Open Tennis. Well, that wasn't the day,
Speaker 2: oh women's it was. It was today's the day Joker
Speaker 2: Alcatraz and then Tonight's Center I think is like the
Speaker 2: favorite by a landslide. But Joker in Alcaaz, Matt.
Speaker 1: Nay walk in, Oh dude, Osaka in whatever the other
Speaker 1: girl's name was.
Speaker 2: It was Jenna Soaka beat Soka.
Speaker 1: Whatever her name was. And they're getting mad at each other.
Speaker 1: The one girl takes her racket and starts smacking herself
Speaker 1: in the head with it, and after every point they're
Speaker 1: yelling at their cells and yelling at the people in
Speaker 1: their box like it's their fault. Like the people in
Speaker 1: your box, guys, they are not the one hitting the
Speaker 1: tennis ball. So when you hit it out of bounds.
Speaker 1: Don't look up and go why what's what was that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You did that? They didn't do that. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: I don't watch much tennis, but why they yell at
Speaker 1: the people in their box so much?
Speaker 2: It's a bizarre sport. Why can the coaches not just
Speaker 2: be on there? Why are they not coaching them? Hey,
Speaker 2: watch for this, look for that. Instead they're up chilling
Speaker 2: having a drink in the stands.
Speaker 1: Eh, it's a great question I would have that.
Speaker 2: Why are they not on the baseline, Hey, you gotta
Speaker 2: get over a little bit, be a little bit quicker,
Speaker 2: and you'll be better. They're just chilling. They got their
Speaker 2: sunglasses on, hanging out, getting a tan. Guy's got his
Speaker 2: gold chain on. Is that your coach or your husband? Like?
Speaker 2: Who is that guy?
Speaker 1: Also, I'm not even sure, like if they're coaching from
Speaker 1: the up there, I don't even know if they're allowed to coach,
Speaker 1: if they're just allowed to say it's okay, good job
Speaker 1: you got this. I remember watching some tennis tournament, I
Speaker 1: don't know which one it was, but they weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to coach from up there. They weren't allowed to give
Speaker 1: them pointers which is so weird. What sport do you
Speaker 1: have where your coach can't help you during the game.
Speaker 2: It doesn't exist. I guess golf, but your caddy helps you.
Speaker 2: He's kind of like a coach. We just get set
Speaker 2: in our ways. Guys, get the coach on the baseline
Speaker 2: instead of in the crowd with one of those blue
Speaker 2: drinks and Moett Champagne.
Speaker 1: I was impressed at how many people were still there
Speaker 1: after midnight in New York watching the tennis like it
Speaker 1: was pretty there's the crowd. It wasn't completely full, but
Speaker 1: it was loud and a cheer umpire, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, you know, like telling us shut up. I
Speaker 1: watched tennis man I didn't stay up for the end
Speaker 1: of the match, but it went to a tiebreaker. In
Speaker 1: the second set, man Osaka hit like four in a
Speaker 1: row out of bounds. There's four nothing the other girl,
Speaker 1: And I mean it was a good match.
Speaker 2: They slapped the crap out of that tennis ball.
Speaker 1: They do. And another thing I find interesting is I
Speaker 1: think guys do it too. So they asked for three
Speaker 1: balls right when the ball by and they pick one,
Speaker 1: and they picked two and throw one out. It can't
Speaker 1: be very comfortable to run around with a tennis ball
Speaker 1: in your pocket.
Speaker 2: What a bizarre sport that the extra ones you just
Speaker 2: throw in your pocket, like give it back to the
Speaker 2: ball boy and then get one when you need one.
Speaker 1: Why do we have extra ones in our pockets?
Speaker 2: That can't be Like it seems so ridiculous and it's
Speaker 2: the stupidest thing, Like what a dumb thing to think about. Like,
Speaker 2: no one watching tennis is like, I can't believe they
Speaker 2: put in their pocket. But last time I kept going,
Speaker 2: Osaka was wearing like this dress skirt thing and she
Speaker 2: had like a pocket underneath the skirt flap and she'd
Speaker 2: put the extra tennis ball there, And I'm like that
Speaker 2: slap in your leg cannot be comfortable. And also tennis
Speaker 2: is all timing. And I don't know if they did
Speaker 2: it for years, but now they'll start. You know how
Speaker 2: you do overhand? No, you can actually serve underhand and
Speaker 2: guys will quick hit it. No. Yeah, it's awesome when
Speaker 2: they do it, but it's not respected in the sport.
Speaker 2: So it's one of those unwritten rules. Really don't do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they'll fake like they're going over the top and just
Speaker 2: baby hit it.
Speaker 1: Never seen it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did it the other day and the guy
Speaker 2: got so pissed that he did it. That's fantastic. It's
Speaker 2: all about timing. You wonder how they're hitting it so fast.
Speaker 2: They're all just in sync. That's why the beauty of
Speaker 2: the great players now are the ones that can dink
Speaker 2: it in there and it just barely goes over the net.
Speaker 2: Joker forever never was able to do it. He finally
Speaker 2: learned how to do it, but he's kind of getting
Speaker 2: phased out. It's Alcatraz and it's Center. It's their world.
Speaker 2: We're just living in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I'll watch that today, but it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I watched tennis last night and I was actually entertained.
Speaker 2: It's one. Tennis and golf, counterintuitively, are the best sports
Speaker 2: to bet. They're so relaxing. Usually you're in the lead
Speaker 2: for a lot of it. It's not basketball where you're
Speaker 2: up five, Oh I won this bet, You go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom, you come back, they're down fifteen. What happened
Speaker 2: while I was in the John And then NFL football.
Speaker 2: Football's good, but if you get down like two or
Speaker 2: three touchdowns, it's like, well, we ain't coming back on
Speaker 2: this golf and tennis are beautiful to bet, not that
Speaker 2: I would know. It's been a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't know, because I don't even know. Do
Speaker 1: you bet just who wins? You bet matches points, sets?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never even looked at a tennis bet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know the line.
Speaker 2: But I would say now that we're narrowing down to
Speaker 2: Alcatraz and Joker.
Speaker 1: And Perugala lost. I don't know who that, but she lost,
Speaker 1: so we got we're down to the women's final.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying the lines are more even, so like
Speaker 2: that would be because usually they're such favorites. Even center tonight.
Speaker 2: He's got to be like minus three thousand. He's that good.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you'd bet the over under on however many
Speaker 2: sets there are rounds, whatever they're called.
Speaker 1: God, Yeah, it was entertaining the Cowboys game. It was entertaining.
Speaker 1: I gotta say. The Cowboys looked a lot better than
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to. They played a lot
Speaker 1: better than I thought they were going to. I thought
Speaker 1: they were gonna get blowed out of the water. I
Speaker 1: don't know how much you watched. I saw all the
Speaker 1: highlights you can pull up Twitter. I mean, Jalen Hurts
Speaker 1: didn't even have to throw the ball. He just ran
Speaker 1: the ball the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his stat line NFL is weird now, he only
Speaker 2: had one hundred and fifty yards. Were there any interceptions?
Speaker 1: No, there was just one fumble by Miles Sanders besides that,
Speaker 1: and Dak looked pretty good. He made some good throws.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he threw for a lot of yards.
Speaker 1: George pickens that he did nothing, Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: AJ Brown. In our draft, everybody was like AJ Brown's
Speaker 2: in the third almost went to the fourth, and I
Speaker 2: was kind of kicking myself. I was like, dang it,
Speaker 2: should we have got AJ Brown? Thank god we did
Speaker 2: in one catch eight yards.
Speaker 1: He only had one target, dude, one target the end
Speaker 1: iron time.
Speaker 2: Thank god. Well, I was a little mad at myself. Guys,
Speaker 2: thank god, you don't need AJ Brown one target all night.
Speaker 1: One target for a guy.
Speaker 2: That's the second round fantasy pick.
Speaker 1: And ceedee Lamb three well, two drops the one. What
Speaker 1: was crazy is they had fourth and three, right, fourth
Speaker 1: and three?
Speaker 2: Is it the Superman one?
Speaker 1: And they throw this freaking bomb and ceed did Lamb
Speaker 1: lays out. I couldn't quite get it.
Speaker 2: That's how that's Cowboys. Man, fourth and three and you
Speaker 2: throw a bomb with the game on the line, just
Speaker 2: seems crazy.
Speaker 1: But he did drop a couple.
Speaker 2: Good game.
Speaker 1: Congrats Cowboys Eagles. They didn't look as dominant.
Speaker 2: He talked to Jerry for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry, what do you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, uh, that's how. That's how it's Cowboys. We
Speaker 2: covered the spread, didn't we Yes, you did that. The
Speaker 2: Cowboys will do We lost. Now we got the pass rush.
Speaker 2: We said with Micah leaving, we stopped the run? Did
Speaker 2: we stop the run? Ah?
Speaker 1: Not really?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean Jalen hurt scrambled. You didn't really do
Speaker 1: a good job of containing him, but you did contain Barkley.
Speaker 1: It only like sixty yards.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe we need to give Mica back. Stop that
Speaker 2: run up a little bit more. But lightning only a
Speaker 2: Cowboys game. That happens. Powerful team man, play for the star,
Speaker 2: not the name on your back, Jerry Jones. Out go Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Watch the documentary. Check it out on HBO. Nine part
Speaker 2: series about Me and the Oil Rig Jared Jones.
Speaker 1: My dad says that's a good series. He started watching.
Speaker 1: He's enjoying it, and my dad doesn't enjoy any TV.
Speaker 2: I've heard that it makes you respect Jerry just what
Speaker 2: he built. I mean it was just a shot in
Speaker 2: the dark, used all his savings, got the oil rig,
Speaker 2: sprung the leak, bought a team. He's a powerful, powerful man,
Speaker 2: but the same stronghand that he had back then he
Speaker 2: doesn't have anymore. I mean he's playing hardball with Michael Parsons,
Speaker 2: the best in the sport. I did a hay and
Speaker 2: shake deal back in April. Mikey, you remember that. No,
Speaker 2: you don't go to Green Bay. We'll see you later. Thanks, Michaeh.
Speaker 1: We'll take a break. We'll right back now right. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is it. You're right for some locks, dude, I listen.
Speaker 2: I don't even know the sites to go for a lock.
Speaker 1: What where do you see betting lines, DraftKings? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just open it up and it's really easy. I mean, chiefs,
Speaker 1: chargers and I I don't even know. I don't have
Speaker 1: YouTube TV, so does that mean I can't watch it.
Speaker 2: I'll give you some sites, okay, even though no, no,
Speaker 2: that one got shut down. Stream East they busted two
Speaker 2: dudes in Egypt. Stream East is dead, but got about
Speaker 2: ten others. You can go to. I'm not really a
Speaker 2: big fan of doing the illegal streaming. No, no, I
Speaker 2: don't do it. I've just heard there's other ones you
Speaker 2: can go to.
Speaker 1: Okay, look, guys, there's a lot of great games this week,
Speaker 1: a lot of great games.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna start in New Orleans. The Arizona Cardinals
Speaker 2: are going to New Orleans. Let me tell you the
Speaker 2: New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1: They drafted this Tyler, slow guy to be their quarterback
Speaker 1: in the second round, the future, the future, and he
Speaker 1: couldn't even beat out Spencer Rattler. Rattler's good.
Speaker 2: Ratler could run that boy got wheels. Boy, Spencer Rattler
Speaker 2: can't do craft. I watched him last year play in
Speaker 2: the NFL. He wasn't good. Give me the Arizona Cardinals
Speaker 2: to blow out the New Orleans Saints minus six and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 1: Take it to the bank.
Speaker 2: See, Oh, you want to go down to Jacksonville. Now
Speaker 2: Jacksonville so beaches down there is he? He works there
Speaker 2: at a hotel chain. Oh he moved.
Speaker 1: I thought he lived up in Indianda.
Speaker 2: He lived in at Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's in Ohio.
Speaker 2: Inside joke. It was a two year job. He's out
Speaker 2: in Jacksonville.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, well tell him if he wants to make
Speaker 1: some money. This weekend, they're playing the Cara Lina Panthers,
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, Jacksonville sucked last year. They absolutely sucked.
Speaker 1: But guess who sucked worse. Cara Lina sucked worse. Trevor
Speaker 1: Lawrence has got a little in Koham. Whoever was coaching
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield last year, He's got him on the sidelines.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have some.
Speaker 2: Fun with Trevor Lawrence and Brian Thomas and Travis Etti.
Speaker 1: En, please please give it to at d End, please, please, please,
Speaker 1: So you're gonna give me the Jacksonville Jaguars minus three
Speaker 1: and a half take it to the bank.
Speaker 2: And then last, but not least, guys, the Denver Broncos
Speaker 2: are going to annihilate the Tennessee Titans. Dupe.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, cam Ward, you may be good, you may
Speaker 1: be the future.
Speaker 2: To listen to music and his headphones, it's just silence.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought he was listening to us. But cam
Speaker 1: Ward going up against that defense start at his first
Speaker 1: NFL start, he is going to be thoroughly, thoroughly confused.
Speaker 1: Give me the Broncos minus eight and a half. Take
Speaker 1: it to the bank. Bank. That's it. That's what you need,
Speaker 1: that's what that's how you make money this weekend.
Speaker 2: Can I give you a tennis lock?
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me a tennis lock, man.
Speaker 2: I believe starting the tournament, Center was plus something. It
Speaker 2: was one mid ones, so you'd put you know, it
Speaker 2: was a good return. Now it's even money or less than.
Speaker 2: He's still the favorite over Alcatraz. Joker would be the upset.
Speaker 2: You guys. It's this afternoon. You might not even get
Speaker 2: this podcast before then. But tonight Center plays a scrub
Speaker 2: and then Sunday Center plays probably Alcatraz at the US
Speaker 2: Open in New York City, the matinee during NFL football,
Speaker 2: so you'll actually be watching football. So I'm giving you
Speaker 2: a lock of something you won't even be watching Center.
Speaker 2: The guy got busted for drugs, took three months off,
Speaker 2: won a tournament. The drugs are maybe still in his system,
Speaker 2: allegedly takes Center. He is powerful. They call him like
Speaker 2: the red Fox.
Speaker 1: You're giving out a minus twenty five hundred favorite.
Speaker 2: No, No, he's got to he'll win tonight, but then
Speaker 2: when he plays Alcatraz, it'll probably be even money. H
Speaker 2: it'll be like minus one. Okay, so futures if you will,
Speaker 2: so you can even bet it on Sunday. But Center
Speaker 2: to win the US Open and.
Speaker 1: He's minus one sixty to win it all.
Speaker 2: What is my saying, uh, lock the chastity belt or
Speaker 2: what what is it that I say? Knock it out? QUINSHAWNA. Judkins,
Speaker 2: lock it up. We dropped the dude for the Browns,
Speaker 2: Quinshawn Judkins. He's in jail. He had an ankle monitor,
Speaker 2: orange jumpsuit. The guy's not even on an NFL team
Speaker 2: and he was on our fantasy team. We have dropped him.
Speaker 2: We put him out to pasture.
Speaker 1: Hey, enjoy it, Hey guys, have a great weekend. Enjoy
Speaker 1: the NFL college football. I mean every spread is like
Speaker 1: five hundred points this weekend. Enjoy that Michigan Oklahoma is
Speaker 1: the only game of the top twenty five. Besides that,
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of crapfest crap on poop. So enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Have a good weekend. We'll see you Monday. Ray, Happy
Speaker 1: birthday weekend, say your birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's today and we're shooting for uneventful. Now that
Speaker 2: we're forty, we're mature. We have stars.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Ray, we have old fashions, Happy birthday
Speaker 1: to Ray.
Speaker 2: We have deep conversations. We talk about four to one.
Speaker 3: K's Happy birthday too, and we cheers to another year
Speaker 3: of life.
Speaker 2: Because we're not guaranteed these so it'll probably be uneventful
Speaker 2: when I report back on Monday, or will it? Ray?
Speaker 1: That is a hell of a tea. Way to tease it, dude,
Speaker 1: Way to tease it.
Speaker 2: Way.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a great tease, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean the whole day in time, I thought we
Speaker 2: were doing the podcast yesterday. Wanted me to celebrate my
Speaker 2: birthday and then you would had some appointment, So I
Speaker 2: thought we were moving everything up a day, and then
Speaker 2: I was thrown Man, the whole time, I thought you
Speaker 2: were shifting podcasts for my birthday.
Speaker 1: That's my fault, dude. I thought you wanted to do
Speaker 1: one on your birthday so I could sing Happy birthday Rays.
Speaker 2: Like when Justin textas about golf and we thought it
Speaker 2: was about us. It was about his birthday.
Speaker 1: It was about him. Man that saw Hey, Justin, that's
Speaker 1: on me, Man, that's on me. That is that's on me.
Speaker 1: Man's his birthday. That's that's our fault, man, I apologize.
Speaker 2: Nobody texts it back.
Speaker 1: No, we were just like, yeah, justin, that's a great idea. Man,
Speaker 1: you planned something for our birthday, like for Dodd's birthday.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're you're planning Dodd's birthday celebration. Never
Speaker 1: crossed my mind that it was about him. Never. That's
Speaker 1: on me. That's on me.
Speaker 2: In attendance at the birthday and you what, stay tuned
Speaker 2: and maybe for birthday present, Baser gets me stanchion guy.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's get these stanchions up here. Guys. I know
Speaker 2: there's only four people here, but let's get these stanchions.
Speaker 2: Let's get you guys away from everybody else. Hey, give
Speaker 2: me a couple of those stanchions. Yeah, let's clear it
Speaker 2: out here.