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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Chelsea? Oh no, she's not in

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Speaker 1: right now. This is her mom. May take a message.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, I'm calling from doctor Madison's office with her results.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, can you what doctor's office? Is this

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Speaker 1: doctor Madison? And what kind of doctor? Ar we're not

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Speaker 1: liberty to talk about that? Well, i'm her, I'm her mother. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can tell me, I know, but that would be illegal, man.

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Speaker 1: So if you just tell her congratulations, give us a call,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure you'll be able to find out. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: for what. Okay, I'm going to do something here and

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Speaker 1: I could get into a lot of trouble for this,

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Speaker 1: But you're going to be a grandma. You must be

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Speaker 1: so proud. Congrats, Chelsea's pregnant. I thought you knew congratulations.

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Speaker 1: That's I think you've got something mixed up. There's no

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Speaker 1: way that my Chelsea is pregnant. There's no way. You

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Speaker 1: don't sound excited about this, ma'am. I thought, how would

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Speaker 1: I be excited? She's a sixteen year old girl, and

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Speaker 1: you think I should be excited that she's pregnant. Congratulations?

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Speaker 1: If that helps, If you could do me a favor

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Speaker 1: and not tell her that you and I had this conversation.

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Speaker 1: Tell her that we had this conversation. Well, I could

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Speaker 1: get in a lot of trouble, and he's going to

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Speaker 1: get in a lot of trouble. I'll tell you that

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Speaker 1: it could be embarrassing for her not knowing who the

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Speaker 1: father is, So it might save her some embarrassment if

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Speaker 1: you know, let her tell you herself. God, you are

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Speaker 1: not describing my little girl. There is some very big

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Speaker 1: mistake going on here. I'd like your number please. You know,

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Speaker 1: usually when girls come in here wondering if they're pregnant,

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Speaker 1: they have a supportive parent. I'm just gonna you suggesting

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Speaker 1: that I am not a supportive parent. When teenagers get pregnant,

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Speaker 1: there's a problem at home. It's just my opinion. I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm not trying to be judge or anything. You

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Speaker 1: you don't even know what you're talking about. Well, i've

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Speaker 1: seen you. It's a mouth like that that would lead

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Speaker 1: me to think that you might not be the most

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Speaker 1: attentive parent. How dare you invault my family and my

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Speaker 1: daughter and me. You know what, you just lost your invitation,

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Speaker 1: my invitation to what the baby shower. I was going

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Speaker 1: to throw your daughter at the office we're all throwing

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Speaker 1: her baby shower and you're not invited. Now, I'm only

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Speaker 1: going to say this once you stay away from my daughter.

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Speaker 1: You know you should have been saying that to the

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Speaker 1: four guys that could possibly be the father. I am

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Speaker 1: gonna find that kid that knocked up my daughter. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna whip up and I'm not breaking over the head

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Speaker 1: with them. What's so funny? This is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Your daughter

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Speaker 1: Chelsea set you up? Are you kidding me? No? I apologize.

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Speaker 1: You're obviously upset. So she's not pregnant. No, she is not.

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Speaker 1: She's a good girl. She just wanted to play prank

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. They said

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Speaker 1: all those things to you. Promise me you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: hear what I said on the radio. Oh I'm marrying it.

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Speaker 1: I have no choice. I don't know if this is

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Speaker 1: appropriate to say, but if you air this on the radio,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to come down there and rip your off.