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Speaker 2: to Bakus the Jones on the Volume podcast Network. It

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Speaker 2: is Thursday, September seventh, and we are live at on

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for tapping in. Hey, you made

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Speaker 2: it through the long summer. The NFL season kicks off tonight.

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Speaker 2: NBA season is just around the corner. Congratulations on everyone

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Speaker 2: you know, for all podcasters everywhere, guys, this is it,

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Speaker 2: This is the finish line. Things are occurring again, and

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Speaker 2: we didn't have to talk about baseball for a whole lot.

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Speaker 1: We did it.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations. We have to talk about who's the goat? They

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Speaker 3: brought that back a little bit too, him Like, damn,

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Speaker 3: I thought we'd let that go.

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Speaker 2: I think Nate Jones tweeted, He's like, are you guys

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Speaker 2: seriously not tired of the Michael Jordan versus lebron go? Like,

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Speaker 2: is there really any juice left in that fucking orange?

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Speaker 1: Bro? No, that's that's the last shit you got. You

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Speaker 1: feel me? So you know that we was close it

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Speaker 1: in at that point that two weeks left. Let's stretch

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Speaker 1: it out, you feel.

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Speaker 2: I know what pair of pants that is in my

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Speaker 2: laundry when I have like gone three weeks without doing

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Speaker 2: laundry and there's just nothing left, and it's like, well,

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Speaker 2: I gotta bring out the fucking like I have.

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Speaker 1: That pair of drawl on the back.

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Speaker 3: Brow wearing brown draws is a wild decision.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 3: As a nigga, you were like a kin doll, a

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Speaker 3: black You feel me?

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Speaker 1: You naked, but you not naked? You feel me?

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Speaker 2: Is real odd? Come on, I'll know the pirate joke,

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Speaker 2: the red shirt pirate joke. Y'all heard that this is

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Speaker 2: this is man's favorite joke. It's a pirate who famously

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Speaker 2: would would wear a red shirt anytime he was going

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Speaker 2: into battle so that if he got.

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Speaker 1: Cut his his his.

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Speaker 2: Men wouldn't see him bleeding you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: So that they would they wouldn't know, And so anytime

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Speaker 2: they would roll up on a ship, he would say,

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Speaker 2: first mate, bring me my red shirt, and he put

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Speaker 2: his red shirt on, and then they'd go into battle.

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Speaker 2: The next day, see another ship, First mate, bring me

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Speaker 2: my red shirt.

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Speaker 1: They'd roll into battle.

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Speaker 2: And then one day they rolled up on about sixteen ships,

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Speaker 2: and he turned to the first mate and said, first mate,

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Speaker 2: bring me my brown pains.

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Speaker 1: Year old, that's that's top. That's top fifteen for me

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Speaker 1: in forty. That's funny. That show when your kids start

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Speaker 1: bringing you jokes that have punchlines, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Right right, right?

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Speaker 4: So wait, he you never heard that before he told you? No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: I think that might have been around when we were kids.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I know I laughed.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that, John, I've never heard it.

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Speaker 3: So I'm wondering if he told you, and like you

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Speaker 3: had a literal like like oh, ship, this is funny

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Speaker 3: as hell like that, I'd be fire your kid tell

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Speaker 3: you you laugh.

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Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Actually that's a great

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Speaker 2: transition into our first topic. You will hear us talk

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Speaker 2: a little more about this on our Saturday episode Coming

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Speaker 2: Out with the grid Iron Gals, where we do our NFL.

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Speaker 1: Preview, But we got to talk about the diarrhea playing. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: we have to talk about the diarrhea playing spawn pants

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Speaker 1: speak right.

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Speaker 2: A man who forgot to wear his brown pants canceled

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Speaker 2: an entire flight, had to turn around halfway across the

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Speaker 2: Atlantic Ocean, made one hundred plus people send text messages saying,

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Speaker 2: as it turns out, I'm not in Barcelona right now

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Speaker 2: because I had to return home because someone shit all

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Speaker 5: Generational, I just can't imagine the hell that those passengers

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Speaker 1: Bro, I just cannot.

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Speaker 5: Believe, Like, you know, you brought up the theory that

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Speaker 5: I think that's probably I heard. Yeah, also, and I

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Speaker 5: thought like the toilet malfunction overflowed or some shit. But

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Speaker 5: I think the dookie trail theory holds up a whole

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Speaker 5: lot better than that. Yeah, But Bro, I just can't

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Speaker 5: imagine a worse place to be than in a fucking airplane.

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Speaker 1: You know, shitty ventilation and then you got that like.

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Speaker 5: Motherfucker will just dookie in the bathroom and if you're

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Speaker 5: close enough to the bathroom on a flight, you're gonna

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Speaker 5: get the whiffs of that, right, Like that's no place

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Speaker 5: you want to be and just for that shit to

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Speaker 5: be all up and through.

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Speaker 1: The ours, bro, Like I know that was hell, literally.

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Speaker 3: He like I just like I can't imagine anything worse

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Speaker 3: outside of like the plane not you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: Like that is literally the worst thing that could happen.

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Speaker 1: And you get home a lot, you.

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Speaker 6: Know what I'm saying, Like you feel me like dog, like, man,

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Speaker 6: I just can't imagine being that situation either, like wow,

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Speaker 6: I'm I'm not going to make it to the toilet

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Speaker 6: and also I'm not going to be able to leave

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Speaker 6: and not be in front of these motherfuckers for hours.

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Speaker 7: Yo, you know what I'm saying, Like you you ship

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Speaker 7: all through the buck and look at these motherfuckers, you

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Speaker 7: know what I mean? Like how horrible of a situation

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Speaker 7: is it for everybody? And and if if it was

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Speaker 7: a toilet malfunction, that would have been like you know,

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Speaker 7: it's a toilet mouthfunction that you know they had to

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Speaker 7: turn it around because it's somebody's butt, you know what

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Speaker 7: I'm saying. Somebody's bowels made them turn a bus a

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Speaker 7: U turn in the air.

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Speaker 8: Nigga, you felt like I've been in bad situations. Were

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Speaker 8: like I remember that I had a bad story. I

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Speaker 8: had the mic one. I mean, well I had the

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Speaker 8: mic one, but it was like eight gray. You feel me,

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Speaker 8: somebody as an adult, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I had a really bad situation when I was moving

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Speaker 3: and I had to stop at the Walgreens, and I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Nigga, look, I ain't gonna make it home.

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Speaker 3: You gotta make it. You gotta john deal. The situation

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Speaker 3: is this. If you don't stop now, it's over with.

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Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta start.

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Speaker 1: It.

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Speaker 3: Went to the Walgreens through my little north face jacket

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Speaker 3: on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Bro just had to just had to sit down. You

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Speaker 1: feel me.

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Speaker 3: This man had this situation in front of what how

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Speaker 3: many people want to.

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Speaker 1: Go on to Barcelona. That's a normal p It wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: It was it was two rolls going to the back.

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Speaker 3: It was like one of those three roll plant you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean. So, dog, I just can't imagine

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Speaker 3: that being hot box. Everybody evolved is horrible.

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Speaker 2: I mean because other thing too is like I mean

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Speaker 2: there are like you know, something happens on a bus,

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Speaker 2: it's like very enclosed. You could step off of the

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Speaker 2: bus the plane like they turned it around and you

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Speaker 2: still had to be in that plane for another four

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Speaker 2: hours to get back to back to Atlanta. Just land

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Speaker 2: us on the ocean and call me a boat.

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Speaker 1: Bro. Bro, you gotta go back to Atlanta.

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Speaker 3: You know they they fine your ass up, nigga, you.

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Speaker 1: Gotta to plant them. Cut your niggas, bro, holding niggas.

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Speaker 1: Which one of your niggas blew up the.

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Speaker 3: Hot box the motherfucker plane with your butt, nigga, you

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: Like asap you feel me? They eating you up?

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Speaker 7: Bro?

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Speaker 1: All bad, nothing good.

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Speaker 5: I just cannot imagine my trip to Barcelona being ruined

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Speaker 5: because a motherfucker ate too many airport applebe's riblets.

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Speaker 1: Bro, Like how this.

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Speaker 5: That that would be like the worst experience of my

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Speaker 5: life on a fucking airplane.

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Speaker 9: Bro, How do we how do we think the pilots

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Speaker 9: found out? Like I'm wondering how how strong that door

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Speaker 9: pilot store is, you know, did they smell it? They're like,

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Speaker 9: is that is that or did they have to have

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Speaker 9: a flight attendant coming and be like we have an emergency.

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Speaker 1: They got they got that properly radio call.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think the flight attendant told them like, yo,

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Speaker 3: you ain't gonna believe this ship.

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Speaker 1: They literally you feel what I'm saying, like, you ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna believe this ship. But they by the head, you know,

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Speaker 1: they were smelling it.

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Speaker 3: That whole plane was lit up, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: come on, man, all bad.

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Speaker 1: I appreciated that.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, if you got ship on you, it wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: been funny, but I appreciated that. Like I did see

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Speaker 2: one of the videos of someone released, most of the

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Speaker 2: people seemed to understand how hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It was, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: That was just like this is the most ridiculous shit

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Speaker 2: of all time. Like John said, you probably land the

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Speaker 2: plane and there's just two hundred people with their fucking

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Speaker 2: phones out filming as plane lands, you know what I mean, Like.

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Speaker 1: Like did he change? Did he? Did he?

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Speaker 3: Or he have to walk out with the shitty butt

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Speaker 3: like like like did you change?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 4: How does that bro? You in a really bad situation?

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Speaker 4: And I've been in some bad situations. But nothing on.

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Speaker 4: That's the worst. That's the worst of the worst. That

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Speaker 4: doesn't involve your health.

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Speaker 1: You feel me. I had to bury a pair.

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Speaker 2: Of boxers one time on the way to a meeting. Bro,

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Speaker 2: buried in the ground, buried they still there. I had

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Speaker 2: to bury it in the ground.

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Speaker 3: Dog they stood the day they dropped by.

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Speaker 2: And I told the kids the story when we drive

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Speaker 2: via that parking lot at that point and being poopy diapers,

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Speaker 2: you served me.

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Speaker 5: Well, Bro, did y'all did y'all ever know about the

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Speaker 5: that that incident in like nineteen seventy five on the

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Speaker 5: Japanese airplane where like one hundred and forty people all

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Speaker 5: got food poisoning from eating the same ship and everyone

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Speaker 5: was throwing up in dookie and everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Did that?

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Speaker 1: Is that really that really happened? I'll read the fucking

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Speaker 1: wikiped entry. We need that the fuck.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the japan Airlines food poisoning incident. On

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Speaker 5: February Thursday, nineteen seventy five, one hundred and ninety seven

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Speaker 5: people fell ill aboard a japan Airlines Boeing seven forty

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Speaker 5: seven en route from Anchorage, Alaska to Copenhagen, Denmark, after

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Speaker 5: consuming an in flight mail contaminated with staffo Lakakia. Whatever

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Speaker 5: the fuck. One hundred, one hundred and forty four people

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Speaker 5: needed hospitalization. May get the largest food poisoning incident aboard

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Speaker 5: a commercial airliner, the flat The flight originated from Tokyo

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Speaker 5: Jnita Airport and made a fuel stop at Anchorage International

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Speaker 5: Airport after crossing the Arctic. Another fuel stop at Copenhagen

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Speaker 5: Airport was scheduled before the flight was to continue to

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Speaker 5: its final destination at Paris Charles de Gault Airport. The

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Speaker 5: The arecraft reached European airspace after an uneventful flight. Ninety

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Speaker 2: If you thought that one asteroid hit all the dinosaurs physically,

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Speaker 1: So we're not here to shoot on you. We just

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Speaker 2: For the sake of enlightenment, and also because I think

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Speaker 2: Ends of the World is a description of how and

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Speaker 2: Like atmosphere pushed in front of it the way like

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Speaker 1: For it was.

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Speaker 5: Of years in order to in order to survive this

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Speaker 2: So all dinosaurs went extinct, Like ninety nine percent of

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Speaker 2: like a paleontologist or geologist, it's like the idea that there's.

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Speaker 1: Any debate about like climate change and stuff.

444
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Speaker 2: They're like, no, no, no, we can see in the fossil

445
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 2: record what happens when it heats up. And like also,

446
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Speaker 2: I think we talk about climate change and people tend

447
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Speaker 2: to talk about it in terms of like.

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Speaker 1: Oh nature and like Mother Earth.

449
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Speaker 2: It's like Mother Earth is not gonna give a fuck

450
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Speaker 2: like this, Like if we heat the Earth up to

451
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Speaker 2: where we can't live here anymore, the Earth will not

452
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Speaker 2: have noticed that.

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Speaker 1: You were here, right right.

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Speaker 2: This is not every volcano on Earth erupting or you know,

455
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Speaker 2: Mount Everest being fired into the surface of the Earth,

456
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Speaker 2: Like the Earth's been through a lot of like we're

457
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Speaker 2: just you know, if you look at your skin, we're

458
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Speaker 2: just like a microscopic bacteria or some shit that you

459
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Speaker 2: wouldn't even notice, you know what I mean? So, all right,

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Speaker 2: that's our dinosaur segment.

461
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Speaker 1: We'd be talking about some shit on this podcast.

462
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Speaker 3: I had a moment, I'm like, wow, this is this Axhilary, this.

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Speaker 1: Alright.

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Speaker 2: I did have to bring up in the quote tweets

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Speaker 2: of the tweet Tyler sent was someone.

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Speaker 1: Who had the jiff of that video of the Earth.

467
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Speaker 2: Being a flat being flat and then the asteroid hitting

468
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Speaker 2: the Earth and it wobbling like a plate that you dropped,

469
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Speaker 2: and all the dinosaurs being thrown off.

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Speaker 1: So that works too, that's also science.

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Speaker 10: I'm so I'm gonna sew it to my barber. I'll

472
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Speaker 10: tell you how to go and you might have some

473
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 10: fun out ass. That's funny, all right. I would like

474
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Speaker 10: to have in the summer.

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Speaker 2: You know, we do dumb debates over the summer, and

476
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Speaker 2: I would like to have I don't remember why I

477
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Speaker 2: wrote this down a couple of weeks ago, but this

478
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 2: is it. This is our last off season topic. We

479
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Speaker 2: have sports back as tonight. Okay, ready, gentlemen, what is

480
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Speaker 2: the worst smelling city?

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Speaker 9: M you're talking about the city as a whole of

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Speaker 9: the people in the city.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I would never talk about the people, the city,

484
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Speaker 2: the city, the city.

485
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Speaker 1: I think the.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the worst smelling city I've ever been in. I

487
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Speaker 3: love this city might be New York.

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, what you like, you can walk

489
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Speaker 5: into a urine pocket like a you're.

490
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Speaker 1: In warm a you'reine warm front or whatever.

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Speaker 3: The whole city block on New York City block that

492
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 3: smells like p everywhere all of a sudden, But it's

493
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 3: so such a great city. Like as far as experience

494
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Speaker 3: like that, you're like, it's worth the peek, you feel

495
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 3: me like, yeah, right right.

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Speaker 1: You know that, you know you're gonna do it, Okay,

497
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Speaker 1: you understand that.

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Speaker 3: But I think like Philly can probably I think that

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Speaker 3: would be my worst breathing experience where.

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Speaker 1: Like I felt like I was not breathing oxygen. There's

501
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Speaker 1: not auction. Something whatever is in Philly is not oxygen.

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Speaker 1: You feel me? Look, you know what I mean? Them

503
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 1: niggas is broy You know.

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Speaker 3: I felt like I couldn't breathe in completely while in Philly,

505
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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like I felt like I was breathing in like cigarette smoke. Nigga.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I didn't know if.

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Speaker 7: I was gonna make it out dug so Philly was

509
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Speaker 7: a cool city too.

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Speaker 1: It was a cool city, but that was the worst.

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Speaker 2: You guys both have, So you guys both have New York.

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Speaker 2: I think New York would be a popular pick because

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Speaker 2: of like the because everyone who's been to New York

514
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Speaker 2: or Manhattan has the experience of the unexpected peace smell,

515
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Speaker 2: you know, like like and so I think that would

516
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Speaker 2: be a popular pick. New York also has like Central

517
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Speaker 2: Park and like great food smells coming from so many places.

518
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Speaker 2: So I had to go with And it's so funny

519
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Speaker 2: that you said what you said, John, I have to

520
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Speaker 2: go with Philadelphia. I've been to Philly twice, loved it

521
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Speaker 2: both times. Gray city, like I went for I went

522
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Speaker 2: for a track me. I went for the pen Relays

523
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Speaker 2: one year, which was incredible.

524
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Speaker 1: Uh. Shar and I went on our honeymoon.

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Speaker 2: We did a tour of all the art museums and stuff,

526
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Speaker 2: like awesome city, great people, But it smells like fucking

527
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Speaker 2: everything smells bad in Philly, bro, Like the nice restaurant

528
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 2: smells bad in Philly, like you said, like the whole

529
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Speaker 2: place smells like cigarette smoking urine.

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Speaker 1: And we had the experience of we took a train,

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't tell this story. It's just so nast There

532
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Speaker 1: was an elevator at the train station and we've been walking. Man,

533
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Speaker 1: we were you know, we were on the road for

534
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Speaker 1: like two months. So we've been walking, y'all. It's no no,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 2: Because we hit the but the elevator came up, the

537
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Speaker 2: doors open, and Pee came out of the elevator like

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Speaker 2: the blood and the shining, like the blood, the blood

539
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: elevator and the shining, and Sean and I like we

540
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Speaker 2: obviously skittered backwards, and then she just looked at me

541
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Speaker 2: as she said, how did they get it in there?

542
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Speaker 1: Like the like do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: That had to be a two to three man drop

544
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Speaker 5: on what it sounds like. You know, that was a

545
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 5: coordinated effort. No one person has that much p and

546
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Speaker 5: them to have that shit me the fucking you know,

547
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 5: Crimson tie type shit. I'll say this, though, I think

548
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Speaker 5: we got to give an honorable mention to my city, Richmond. Here.

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Speaker 5: It's kind of a unique situation where the city itself

550
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 5: doesn't stink. But there's a stretch on ninety five, and

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Speaker 5: this is the stretch on ninety five where you're first

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Speaker 5: coming into richm where you're seeing the skyline, you're just

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Speaker 5: you know, take in all of Richmond and you're driving

554
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 5: past the Phillip Morris processing plants. You know, Philip Morris,

555
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 5: big fucking deal out here. Tobaccos came out this motherfucker.

556
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 5: But that shit smells like dookie. Bro, it smells like

557
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 5: a fart. And that is like a lot of people's

558
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 5: first fucking moment. I'm seeing the Richmond skyline, it's passing

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00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 5: by the Phillip Morris process of plants and smelling shit,

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00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. So Richmond gets an horrible

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Speaker 5: mention because it stinks from your fucking car for a

562
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,959
Speaker 5: very very crucial stretch you know, in our city's makeup.

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Speaker 3: On the highway getting from there's there's like a highway

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00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 3: than an interstate, so it's I think it's Highway seventy.

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00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 3: Going from like Madison, Alabama and the Huntsville, Alabama, there

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Speaker 3: is like a three mile stretch where it smells like

567
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 3: come and it's just like.

568
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: Magno your plans or some ship.

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Speaker 3: Some of the count think or dog Woods to me,

570
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 3: like dog woods and dog would smell like, bro, like

571
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 3: what the fuck? And you know what I the smell

572
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 3: I truly hate. This has to do with a city

573
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 3: right right after it rains and it smells like worms. Y'all.

574
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 3: I fucking hate the smell of worms. I'm like, y'all

575
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 3: niggas in the ground. Hi, y'all, musky, you know what

576
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 3: I'm saying? Like, what like it at least smell like dirt?

577
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: Why do worms have a smell surrounded by another smell?

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00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, don't make no sense? Crazy.

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Speaker 2: Since we're talking hometown areas, I'll give a shout out

580
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: to California. Anyone who's ever driven from southern California to

581
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 2: northern California on the five Okay, go ahead, go ahead, Jack,

582
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: you got so we You know, California has happy cows,

583
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 2: which are the cows with lots of space to row.

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00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: And then we also have factory cows, which are not

585
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: happy cows, which are packed together very tightly and whose

586
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: shit is detectable from I mean dozens of miles away,

587
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 2: Like I've been to Bakersfield and Fresno. Sometimes they don't

588
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 2: even have these places close to their cities, and you

589
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 2: could still step out the car and just go like

590
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: in the back of your throat off the smell of

591
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: just compressed cowshit.

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00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: Bro even with the windows up driving that stretch, it

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00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 3: penetrates whatever.

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Speaker 9: It's always a game of like how long can you

595
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 9: hold your breath? Hold your breath for as long as possible,

596
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 9: get through as much of this stretch as possible, and

597
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 9: then you're you have no choice. Two other ones that

598
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 9: I thought of, one of which smells truly bad. I'm

599
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 9: sure Mike can relate to this. Parts of driving through Carson,

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00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 9: California just smell like sulfur. It just drips smells like sulfur.

601
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 9: And then this is not like a bad smell, but

602
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 9: it's bad what you have to experience it for more

603
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 9: than like thirty seconds. Also driving if you're driving, I

604
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 9: had driven from southern California to northern California. If you

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00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 9: drive through the city of Gilroy, California.

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00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love that though. Yeah, like it's kind

607
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: of cool for those who don't know.

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00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 9: It's the garlic capital, Like I don't know if the

609
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 9: world definitely have America.

610
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: It's the garlic capital of the world. Like how much

611
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: percentage of the world's garlic is Like yeah.

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00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 9: And so the first time you drive through, you like

613
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 9: start kind of fascinating and now I'm kind of like

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00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 9: repulsed by a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah man, so yo when somebody say you tart, nigga,

616
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Speaker 4: bro city start.

617
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Remember my little brother, I love third grade.

618
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Speaker 3: He just started getting his arm pit head, you feel

619
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Speaker 3: and he got you know, just started third or fourth.

620
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: He got a little early. Actually I get mine of

621
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 3: like fits is great anyway, So he's been playing playing soccer,

622
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 3: you know that's the game. Support everybody starting with you

623
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 3: feel me? And that motherfucker came home and my mom

624
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 3: was like, mine, won't hit that shower you a little

625
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 3: tart and tart is like the nicest way of saying, nigga.

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Speaker 1: You out here, cloud and you feel me?

627
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: And I can't imagine just a whole city of niggas

628
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: fun like garlic.

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Speaker 1: I bet that motherfucker tart is hell. You feel what

630
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Yep, crying shout out to Gilroy. All right,

631
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Speaker 1: that's all the time we got for Jamison Jones. We'll

632
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Speaker 1: be get Roy.

633
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Speaker 2: We'll be back on Saturday with the Gridiron Gals. We'll

634
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Speaker 2: see and Rita for our annual NFL preview with them.

635
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: We had a lot of fun recording that, so check

636
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 2: that out Saturday, and then Sunday night we'll be live

637
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: on AMP as usual with some more nonsense and uh

638
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 2: and some sports to talk about. Actually, which will be,

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00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 2: that'll be, that'll be, for that'll be a nice change

640
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 2: of pace, with all due respect to baseball, so we'll

641
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: see all that.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye bye