WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Stretch the Dough & Fill Her Up 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.440 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.600 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.480 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:30.720 with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:33.680 In the air everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:38.440 Maller and Danny G Radio Through the magic of podcasting, 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.080 Danny is on location. You'll find out where in the 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.519 world is Danny G coming up in a moment on 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:51.480 this the first podcast of February twenty twenty five. We've 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:55.920 crossed over the rubicon here as it's now the new month. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:59.480 We celebrate Car Insurance Day by does anyone like car 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:01.880 insurance or any insurance for that matter. I used to 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:05.280 think insurance, Danny, I thought there was a point, well, 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:09.040 assurance is great, and then as an adult, the times 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.120 that I've needed insurance and they fought me on everything 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:13.959 f insurance. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:15.280 That's my new position on it. 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:17.440 I know you need it supposedly, but when you actually 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.360 need it, my experiences, they try to screw you over 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:21.520 every chance they get. 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.880 They need to rename that Nova Silene Day. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.840 Car Insurance. Here's a fun fact. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:29.920 You're ready for an early fun fact in the pod 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:34.440 car insurance has been around since the first car was 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:38.240 invented by Carl Benz in eighteen eighty six, so they 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:44.120 have been efing people over since eighteen eighty six. However, however, 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:49.920 they claim it was the US early US forefather, Benjamin Franklin, 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:54.600 the founding father of the United States, and he kicked 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:57.040 off the initiative, so we can man, I like Ben 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:02.000 Franklin's name, but we can blame him for the insurance. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:08.120 In seventeen fifty one, they became the first his operation 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:11.840 became the first within the American colonies to offer fire insurance. 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:16.160 So wow, people have been ft over how many generations? 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:17.560 Is that? My God? 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:21.880 Anyway, so celebrate appropriately National Car Insurance. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.360 I got in a wreck. I think it was last year. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.000 I was coming back from a funeral and I got 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:31.760 rear ended on the five Freeway near downtown. And it 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.959 was clearly not my fault, you know yet rear ended. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.200 Whoever hits you, it's their fault, and it didn't matter, 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:38.040 and it took forever to. 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:38.480 Get the money. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:39.680 It was just ridiculous. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:43.120 So yeah, my favorite part of car insurance. When you 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:46.559 total a car, they give you half of its value. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.040 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's another good one. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:49.480 Yeah. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.480 And I can't tell you how many times I've got 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.640 an email over the last twenty years from people who 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:57.440 are sick in the hospital and they have medical insurance. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.919 They paid their medical insurance their entire life, they were healthy, 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.960 they get sick as they get older, and that they 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:06.880 call you on everything like every procedure like do you 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.320 really need that? We don't think you need that. And 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.440 I was like, oh god, but this is car insurance, 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:13.600 that's medical insurance. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:18.240 And I'm a doctor, rant on and on and on. 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:23.120 But you are not in your normal abode. 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.280 Danny, right you or not? You're where in the world 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.840 is Danny G. Let's see what can you guess? Sorry, 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.600 everyone locked their answers in right now, and Danny G 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.800 reveal answers, reveal answers. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:38.400 On this Saturday morning, sitting inside the luxurious New York 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.520 New York Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:45.400 If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:46.000 Right there. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.400 You have the Statue of Liberty right out in front. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.080 Especially as a prostitute. 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:56.040 Have you have you ever seen those I don't know which. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.440 I've seen tourists over the years take photos and it 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.160 seemed like and I couldn't really understand because they're speaking 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.840 different languages, like they thought that was the actual Lady 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.520 Liberty that had been Like I think they thought it 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.520 had been moved to the Las Vegas Strip like they 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.560 just I don't know. They were taking photos with it, 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.760 like they, oh my, we we found, you know, the 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:18.560 actual statue of Liberty. I was like, wow, those people, Uh, man, 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.200 how about you invest in the internet? 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:21.320 Man? 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.960 But uh, tonight there's a fight going on, you know. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:30.120 Covino and Rich love the fight game. David Benavitez versus 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:35.560 David Morrile two undefeated middleweight and Benavitez is the champion 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:39.960 right now. Mike Tyson calls him the Mexican Monster. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.919 Mexican Monster. Is that pay per view fight or is 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:44.440 that on like cable or something? 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:50.600 The undercard is on Amazon, main bout is on PPV 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:51.400 dot com. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.720 Oh okay, and you're you're gonna be at the fight tonight? 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:56.160 You're going or are you gonna go? 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:57.360 We are, yeah, yeah. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.200 We were here on their radio row at MGM Broadcast 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:01.200 Live yesterday. 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:02.839 That was a lot of fun. 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.320 And they had just done the Way In, so there 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.920 were a ton of boxing fans here for the way In, 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.800 which was free and open to the public. So it 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:14.400 was jumping here yesterday and the night is the actual fight, 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:16.280 we're going to be in attendance should. 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.240 Be good, nice, and there were there a bunch of 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:23.480 Mexican boxing fans because they are very loud racist. I 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:26.680 remember back in the day when I covered fights, the 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.920 very loud, lot of flags, a lot of flags, very 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:30.680 loud and. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.520 Oh yeah, very loud. Yeah. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:38.040 In fact, this past Thursday on the show, I got 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.600 David Benavitez to do a zoom interview and he mentioned 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:45.120 that because they asked him about his walk up music 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:47.920 and his intro to the ring, and he was talking 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:51.599 about how he's including he's incorporating artists now and he 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.240 said he's using Mexican artists because he's like, you know, 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:58.040 most of my fans are Latino and they are very 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.960 loud and supportive. And that was very much the crowd 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:06.360 that we saw here at MGM yesterday. In throngs, and 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.680 the thinking is, if Benavetez wins this bout, and it's 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:14.080 not a cakewalk because Moral is undefeated, as I mentioned, 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.800 and he's a good boxer less bout so he's a 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:21.080 little Benavitez is a little more experienced. But the thinking is, 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.400 if David Benavitez wins this fight, then he's going to 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:29.640 go possibly could fight Canelo, and Canelo has been dodging 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:33.520 Benavitez for a couple of years now because these people 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:34.560 say he's scared of him. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:38.839 Ah, the old that's a classic boxing trope that you 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.480 are scared of the other guy. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.880 The only Mexican boxing and don't quit, I'm not mister boxing. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:46.680 But the only one I remember back in my early 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.760 days of my career that not every Mexican boxing fan 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.560 liked was Oscar de la Hoya. There were people that 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.840 were did not like that. They didn't think he was real, 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:58.800 they thought, and then the photos came out, which kind 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.719 of made things a little awkward, But yeah, that was 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.680 the one that was polarized. I remember de la Hoya 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.719 back in the day, but he's like a big boxing 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.640 promoter now. I guess on this podcast, we've got Itch 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:11.880 to scratch pulling a Ben Maler. I can't imagine what 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:15.640 that is. Winter rummage. And we've got possibly the phrase 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:17.680 of the week. Some other things we'll see if we 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.160 have time for, but I'll start with this. 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.320 So the life of mal or the Life of Danny g. 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:24.680 That is why you tune into the fifth Hour podcast. 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.480 I know right now Ferg Dog's taking notes alf the 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.920 Alien Opiners, probably trying to find some recipes to send 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:31.800 me right now for some cookies to get me fat again. 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:38.000 These guys are hard at work. So Friday yesterday was 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.640 pizza Night. Yes, we had an itch to scratch Pizza Knight, 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.680 homemade pizza Pike. In the past, I've gone back and forth, 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.680 like there have been times I've bought. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.520 I don't do Djorno any of that. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.080 I don't do frozen pizza, but usually would just kind 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.000 of cheat a little bit, go to Trader Joe's, get 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.920 the dough and make pizza that way in the sauce. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:03.920 But this time we said, let's go next level, and 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.000 so we made along with my wife, we made pizza 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:11.000 from scratch, like the dough, the tomato, sauce, the everything 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:15.440 mixed together. We hand we hand shredded the mozzarella and 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:16.160 the palmers on. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:17.720 Uh. It was. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.800 It was awesome and it came out really good. I'm 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.960 gonna I'm gonna post some photos later today, Danny. Uh, 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.240 probably this afternoon when I wake up from this. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.320 I haven't seen anybody do that since my grandmother. 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:29.520 Yeah, it was. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.480 It was cool and we we My wife did some 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:36.880 research and I had I'd made some stuff in the past, 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.240 but this was like the most we had ever done 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:44.600 where everything everything, Like I didn't go out and milk 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:46.840 the cow, you know, and make the cheese. I didn't 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.760 do that, and so so that I didn't do. But 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:52.199 the rest of it, I mean, everything together, and it 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:53.640 was it. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:56.080 Was you know what it is. It's like it's satisfying, right, Danny. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.040 It's like you feel like it passed your eyes. The 0:08:58.040 --> 0:08:59.760 butter though with your jerking motion. 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:05.400 My right hand was getting a workout as I was Yeah, no, no, 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:07.040 So it was it was cool. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:08.360 You know, I thought it came out good. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.520 I'll take some I did take some photos last night 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:16.520 and I'll post them later today. And you know, it's 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:20.040 it's odd because not about the pizza thing, but yesterday 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:23.199 on the podcast, I was talking about Some people were 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:26.720 emailing me, They're like, how come we were on in 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:31.560 d C the night of that plane crash near Reagan 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.680 Airport in d C and the Potomac and we didn't 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:35.199 talk about it? 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:36.079 And I explained. 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.160 I was like, hey, you know, we're trying to we're 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.240 alternative programming. 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:39.880 I think I said that. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.520 I don't know if I about cloudy right now, but 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.160 I think I said something along those lines, like you know, 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:48.679 alternative programming and all that, and. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:48.960 That's kind of my position. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:53.040 So and then last night there was another plane that 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:57.720 crashed in Philadelphia, which is I mean, I know that's 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:01.959 not a commercial flight. It was like a medical a 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.520 plane that was lying, but like right in the city 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:05.680 in Philly. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.520 It was a big explosion for a small plane. 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.560 And the thing I was telling one of my buddies, 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.400 I was like, the thinking about this is crazy is 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:19.680 everything is on video. There's no we have video of 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:23.400 the helicopter hitting the plane in DC. I've already seen 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.880 videos some people were sending me last night of dash 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:32.280 cam of the medical plane coming down and at a 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.559 very high rate of speed. Like I don't know what 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:38.120 went wrong, but something went terrible wrong, terribly. I mean, 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:41.319 it was like flying directly into the city in Philadelphia, 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.840 and I don't I don't know how many people were 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.760 killed on the ground, but I imagine it was a 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:50.800 it was a few. I've seen different reports. I don't 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.360 think anything, at least I haven't seen it this morning. 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.720 I'm sure there's probably some stuff. I haven't found how 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:59.080 many people were were hit by that, but just just 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.680 wild man, crazy crazy stuff. So I was checking that out, 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.120 and uh, I guess you could say every night, Danny, 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.559 I pull a Ben Maller. Every single night I do. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.360 I can't avoid it. Sometimes I pull a Bill Miller. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.400 Every once in a while I go Bill Miller, but 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.360 normally I go Ben Maller. 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:18.320 That's normally what I do. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:22.560 Well, the radio row that I was at yesterday, it 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:26.839 was shades of you and I walking the Sofi super Bowl. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:30.240 If you remember back to that. Some people were still 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:34.200 wearing COVID masks. I remember, yep, yep. And you had 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.079 to pay for parking, which irritated you quite a bit. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.080 Yes, I was there for work. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:41.720 I had to park, not only to have to pay 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.400 for parking, I paid for parking and it was like 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.559 really far. I remember, I was kind of sweaty when 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:49.400 I showed up and it was you know, it's a 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:51.280 hot day and it was a pain in the ass. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.160 I remember that, Eh. 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:55.040 You remember how you got your parking money back. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.120 I'm trying to think you what did I? Oh? Did I? 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:02.320 Oh? Something involved having swag or something? Right, didn't we 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.000 sell the Yeah? 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.840 Yeah, we went to the refreshment room there at the 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:11.160 Super Bowl media row and we both loaded up our bags. 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:16.800 Oh yes, everything you took. You started doing Mallard math 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.240 like that. Right, there would be five dollars in the store. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.680 I think that's about three ninety nine. Oh oh, look 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.559 at that. That's six dollars at the store. And by 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.920 the time your bag was full, you owed them money 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.240 for more parking. 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.640 Yeah. Yeah, so they had a lot of free stuff 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:35.240 at the box. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.120 I think there was there was, Yeah, I just I 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:41.360 just texted you, okay what my haull was. And not 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.720 included in the photo are the things that I actually 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:45.920 ate like a fat ass while I sat there. 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:49.520 Oh right, these are some good items here. Got some 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.960 schneiders of handover pretzels. Those are solid. That's right there. 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.840 That's probably how much you think that would cost an 0:12:55.840 --> 0:13:01.760 a venting machine three bucks something like that. Okay, boom 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:04.760 chicka pop kettle corn. That's what do you think that's 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:10.960 another four dollars or so? Probably? I bet those granola 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:14.800 bars are expensive. They usually upsell you on the overcharge 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:15.840 you on the granola bars. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:19.040 Maybe. And then they had these bags of corn nuts. 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:21.200 Oh, I see the corn nuts there? Yeah, those are 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.640 pretty good. How much was the park? How much was 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:25.000 the park? 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.760 No? So I didn't have to pay for parking, so 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:28.440 screw them. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:32.480 We were there working, so technically these snacks were for me. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:36.880 But what they didn't see these people running the premiere 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.840 boxing there. They didn't see Danny g walk over during 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.880 the Jim Lampley interview and accidentally put two bags of 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.920 corn nuts into his left pocket while putting an extra 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:52.360 granola bar into his right pocket. And then the Snyder's 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:55.800 bags of big pretzels you see there. I slipped those 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:59.360 in my computer bag. So before I left the middle table, 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:03.120 which had the refreshments, I was packed and loaded my 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:06.320 hotel room. Here now has I don't know about three 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:07.640 days worth of snacks? 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:08.880 Good? 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.520 Now, are you going to take those with you? Because 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:14.040 I think you're traveling on right? Are you going back 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:17.840 to LA. Are you going to keep going to another destination? 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:18.840 That's the question. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:23.000 This is why I needed these, And if the refreshment 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:25.920 room is open again tomorrow, I'm going to take some more. 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:31.480 Because my backpack has one dedicated pocket for airplane snacks. 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:35.640 Why because Southwest sucks nowadays. They give you one little 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.400 bag of roasted peanuts or like that little checks mix 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.560 the poor a little glass of soda for you. They 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.080 don't even give you the whole can basically tell you 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.800 to shut up and like it, and you're starving on 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.680 the entire flight. So my goal is to get enough 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.560 free snacks to fly all the way to New Orleans, 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.600 which we're going to do tomorrow morning. 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.440 Gotcha, And I have not flown Southwest in a while. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.480 I thought they were switching to dedicated seas. Do they 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.080 still have the open seating right now? 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:09.360 Yeah, they haven't made that switch yet. It's like it's 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:12.280 like sitting in the queue for Disneyland. Now you have 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:15.840 to sit there twenty four hours before your flight and 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:20.200 quickly press your your button for the reservation. That way 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.680 you can get in the B group and not be 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.960 one of the lonely idiots who walks on the plane 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.840 last with no overhead space. 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.160 Well not only no overhead space, but then you're in 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:33.000 a middle seat, which is you know, I don't know about. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:37.080 You, but you have got to be kidding me. Yeah, 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.280 that's pretty it's pretty bad. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.920 And then they they charge extra if you want to 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:42.960 be in the A group, right, you got to pay 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.160 they can they upsell you on that. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:48.360 They up charge you exactly. That's why you could be 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:50.880 the first one boom. Like we had a nine am 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:54.280 flight on Friday morning. Right at nine am, I press 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.080 that button just like I was trying to get at 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:01.160 Disneyland Reservation and it still put me at B twenty two. 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:04.360 So yeah, they they save that a to try to 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.640 make extra money off. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:09.680 Of it, and they nickel and dimian and yeah. The 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:14.760 thing about Vegas though, back to Vegas is I still 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:19.840 enjoy Vegas, but it just sucks so much compared to 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.640 how I don't want to be that guy. I'll be 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.000 that guy. How it used to be free parking. They 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:25.640 give you a lot of perks back in the day, 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:27.920 and it's just. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.560 Not that anymore. They know that the parking thing. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:34.520 Every hotel on the strip they and it's not just 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.840 a few bucks it's expensive. I mean, you go from 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:41.400 hotel to hotel, it's like fifteen twenty dollars per hotel 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:42.760 on the weekends. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:43.480 The park there. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:47.720 It just kills me because, like, don't you want people 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:49.600 to spend their money on gimling. They must think that 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:51.880 nobody actually gambles, I guess anymore, every time I walk 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.640 into a casino, it's full of people gambling. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:59.000 Yeah, not just that, Benny, but two things are two 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:02.840 little ones I saw, I should say, two newborns being 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:07.200 held by their mothers down on the casino floor, both 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:11.119 of them smiling, rocking their little babies. Meanwhile, there's a 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.840 guy smoking a big stoky right next to the little 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:18.679 newborn and as you know, it's a big cloud of 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:23.120 cigarette smoke. Why in the fucking world would you bring 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:27.359 a little newborn into the New York New York casino floor. 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.440 Well, you know, mama's got to do what mama's got 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:31.840 to do. I guess, but jeez. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:34.480 I don't get it. I saw two in a row. 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:38.480 Did you see the gambling numbers that were released for December? 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:40.840 I always love this. I mentioned this in the past. 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.639 We've talked about this on the on the podcast You 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:44.800 Want to take a guess what. 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:46.440 We'll play a little. 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.480 Guessing game with Dandy Jes since you're doing the show 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:49.520 from Vegas. 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:53.800 Today this morning. So how what I mean? Let me 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:54.600 phrase this the right way. 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.560 So this is from the Nevada Gaming Control or Nevada 0:17:57.600 --> 0:17:58.400 Gaming Commission. 0:17:58.440 --> 0:17:59.040 I guess it is. 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:03.640 And it's Nevada Casino's net win in the month of December. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:08.879 So which part of the casino made the most money 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:12.240 for the casino? Like, what game do you think or 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:16.240 what device made the most money for the casino? 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:17.080 Oh? 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:19.040 Dude, do do do? 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:22.560 Do do do? I'm gonna say bacarac. 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:29.000 Dandy g that is a winner? Yeah what Yeah? 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:34.639 One hundred and ninety nine point six million. Damn revenue? 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:35.760 You ever put? 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:38.119 I mean, I always see that crowded. That's why I 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:38.640 thought that. 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:42.280 Yeah, you see a crowd nobody must win one hundred 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:45.040 and ninety nine points six million. The casino took which 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:48.639 trump what is almost always number one, and that is 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:49.840 the penny slot machine. 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:52.480 OKAYNT craps. 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:54.040 Craps has to be up there. 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:58.520 Right, Uh not not actually not that I a quording 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:00.320 to this. Uh, this is again in the out of 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:02.639 Gaming Control and the load of gaming commission whatever it is. 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:06.479 It said baccarat was number one hundred and ninety nine 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:11.000 point six million in casinos in Nevada. The penny slots 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:14.480 was number two, one hundred and seventy nine point two million. 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:19.320 Number three was blackjack at one hundred and four point 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:24.400 two million. They made off blackjack, then after that roulette 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:29.719 thirty five point five million, then craps at thirty three 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:34.119 point five and then way down fifteen million dollars of 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:35.399 the sports books. 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:37.520 So they don't they don't make that much. 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:40.120 I mean, if you made fifteen million dollars in a month, 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:42.800 that's spread out abound all the casinos in Nevada, So 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:46.119 that's a fair amount. Does that mean that the sports 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:48.720 gamblers are winning some money or does that mean that 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:51.080 it's just pretty much breaking even the hotel? 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:52.679 I don't know. 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:56.200 We could ask Rich Davis about roulette. He's still down 0:19:56.200 --> 0:19:58.640 on the floor right now now playing. I don't think 0:19:58.640 --> 0:19:59.760 he's gone to bed yet. 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:05.560 That is Rich does Rich play? Does he bet odd 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:07.639 even red black? Or does he bet on numbers? 0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:11.679 He always does red sixteen for Joe Montana. 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:17.720