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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two lives live, bad boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: And even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 3: They thought they could get away with that, but they're about.

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Speaker 2: To get busted.

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Speaker 1: I got a text to seventy eight five nine two

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Speaker 1: that says I was on vacation in Italy with my

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Speaker 1: parents and went on Hinge just to see if there

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Speaker 1: was anybody I could hang out with and not be

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Speaker 1: stuck with my parents literally the whole time, and I

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Speaker 1: turned my age range up, thinking hey, maybe I can

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Speaker 1: find a rich, older Italian guy. The first person who

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Speaker 1: comes up, my dad doesn't say if she swiped right

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Speaker 1: on him, though, so you'll never Knowborate.

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Speaker 2: I hope that dad was divorced.

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Speaker 1: Thing is, sometimes you'll catch a cheater cheating in the

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Speaker 1: weirdest possible way, and that's what this segment is all about.

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Speaker 2: Busted. I don't know what we need to pay for

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Speaker 2: her therapy bills.

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Speaker 1: So listeners can come on and share their personal stories

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Speaker 1: about how they caught next doing the leaning tower on

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Speaker 1: someone else's pieces. We're gonna start it off with Julianne,

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Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 2: I was over at my extra's house one Thanksgiving and

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Speaker 2: his really cute.

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Speaker 3: His six year old niece was there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, adorable little girl.

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Speaker 1: So at one point we went up to her room

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Speaker 1: and we started playing Barbies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah so far, and then all of a sudden, she

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Speaker 3: takes one of the Barbies and like throws it in

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Speaker 3: the corner and puts a different Barbie in the pink

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Speaker 3: corvette with Ken in the driver's seat.

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Speaker 2: Date night. Yeah, my Barbies and Ken, they really they

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Speaker 2: had a good time speaking people who need therapy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: those Barbie dolls.

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Speaker 3: Look at the cigarette.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, Juliane. So his niece puts Ken, Ken and

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Speaker 2: other Barbie starts driving up to the Barbie dream house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then all of a sudden, she starts.

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Speaker 2: Mimicking Ken's voice talking, and Ken says, Hey, if Barbie.

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Speaker 3: Comes home while you're here, just go hide in the closet,

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Speaker 3: k babe.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, this is elaborate six year old girl.

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Speaker 3: Behavior. Totally. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, what a cute little imagination. Oh,

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Speaker 1: She's like, don't it to delete our text?

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Speaker 3: Can?

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Speaker 2: So then she makes Barby and Ken like pliss like

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Speaker 2: they're mashing faces together kind of, and I was sort

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Speaker 2: of giggling.

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Speaker 3: I'm still I'm like, you know, money, where did you

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Speaker 3: get that idea from television? And then she admits that

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Speaker 3: my boyfriend did that last week with another girl.

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Speaker 2: Crazy uncle in front of her.

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Speaker 1: And then she made Ken do the reverse cowgirl move,

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Speaker 1: which was a whole new the reverse girl.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm sorry. I have a lot of questions

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Speaker 2: so that one. But I don't think we have time.

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Speaker 2: You know, we don't.

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Speaker 1: We got we gotta hear it going. We're going to

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Speaker 1: aid in here. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 3: I was cooking dinner one night for my girlfriend and I, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was listening to some music. I like listening to

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Speaker 3: music when I'm cooking dinner, And I said, Alexa, played

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Speaker 3: a song I was listening to before. Ye Alexa started playing,

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Speaker 3: like some Central BS song like the.

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Speaker 2: Mode A hookup song? Is that what you get to

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Speaker 2: cook to? No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, And I said, Alexa, no, no, no, play

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Speaker 3: the last thing I listened to, And of course Alexa responded,

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Speaker 3: that's what you requested last night. Last night, I was

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Speaker 3: actually working, so it couldn't have been working.

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Speaker 2: You don't listen to the sexy tunes while.

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Speaker 3: You're on the job. Yeah, no, no, nothing I'd listened, okay,

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Speaker 3: and my girlfriend, who was in the other room had

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Speaker 3: hurt all this and she had come in and she

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Speaker 3: confessed to cheating on them.

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Speaker 2: That hurts?

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Speaker 3: Are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Dinner didn't taste very.

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Speaker 3: Good, Dinner was canceled, And of course I'll move on

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Speaker 3: to another girl.

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Speaker 2: I don't need that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, it'd be funny, He's like, And of

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Speaker 1: course I shut down, and I never.

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Speaker 2: Did any Now I listened to that song.

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Speaker 1: Finally we got one more with Carolyn. Here, Carolyn, tell

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Speaker 1: us how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I was doing a dog sitting for my boyfriend while

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Speaker 3: he was out of town. Yeah, I thought that was nice,

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Speaker 3: and I am right.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was alone at his house for the

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Speaker 2: weekend and he haven't had a lot of puzzles, and

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Speaker 2: I got bored.

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Speaker 3: So I just thought, okay, I might alf chart one

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Speaker 3: of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know, like so exciting. No, wait, it

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Speaker 2: gets better. So okay, I started to look like two people.

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Speaker 3: The puzzle pieces.

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Speaker 2: You know, it didn't have like the picture on the

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Speaker 2: box when you pulled it out.

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Speaker 3: Noh, so I was kind of curious, like who they were, right,

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Speaker 3: And when I finally put it together.

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Speaker 2: I was shocked. It was my boyfriend posing naked with

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Speaker 2: his cleaning lady. How big is the one piece that's

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Speaker 2: what everybody wants, the.

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Speaker 1: Piece that goes into the other piece a corner piece.

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Speaker 3: Its gross?

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Speaker 2: So, like I said, naked, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever explicitly tell them though, Hey, don't make

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Speaker 1: replica puzzles of you naked with your cleaning lady because

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Speaker 1: guys sometimes need rules.

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Speaker 3: In set a boundary. Guy, it's my fault.

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Speaker 1: There you go next time, you know, put the ruleless

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Speaker 1: down so the guy knows what not to do exactly.

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Speaker 2: I needed you guys.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Okay, thank you Carolyn, and hit up our

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Speaker 1: Textbard at seven eighty five nine too. If you have

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Speaker 1: a funny story about how you called your ex cheating,

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Speaker 1: you could be on the next edition of Busted.

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Speaker 2: Your phone tab's coming up right after this. Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning