Speaker 1: There was the problem we're taking Hey, everybody, welcome back
Speaker 1: to Two Cool Moms.
Speaker 2: I'm your host, Steve Burn.
Speaker 1: Something funny just happened, but we're not going to show
Speaker 1: it to you. Thanks listening to the Two Cool Moms.
Speaker 2: I'm Joe Ghatto, I'm Steve Burn.
Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome to our here it is here is we
Speaker 1: did it? What's time? You have to leave a practice?
Speaker 1: You got the jersey on and the hat to match.
Speaker 2: My mom's talking the hood. I gotta leave now.
Speaker 1: Joe, you look like a straight out of it. You
Speaker 1: look like a little league coach. If we leave it
Speaker 1: and by Joe's here, please just bring them school more
Speaker 1: good dougs.
Speaker 2: But no, pirates are crushing at this day.
Speaker 1: Are killing it. The p Riots. You know, you can't
Speaker 1: touch them, you can can't touch them. No, they're they're crushing.
Speaker 1: And they have like one of the lowest payrolls in
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball and they're they're killing it right now.
Speaker 3: So watching shout out to low paid people? To what
Speaker 3: to low paid people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, speaking of we excells, how are you? I'm fantastic?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, oh, what's wrong in a bad space
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? It's in a bad spot.
Speaker 2: Sounds like I worked.
Speaker 3: Now, I worked hard this weekend. I'm lonely. I haven't
Speaker 3: seen my kids in a.
Speaker 1: Couple of days. I'm lonely. God, this is what I
Speaker 1: don't think people realize what we were together a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I'm look, I work an hour night, right,
Speaker 1: or when you have Saturday, you have two shows, right?
Speaker 2: She worked two hours a night.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you do that first show and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: I really gave it all on that first show. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of guessed I'd love to just go to my
Speaker 1: hotel room and go to sleep. But then Saturdays, you know,
Speaker 1: you get caught up and you're like, Okay, this is fun.
Speaker 2: It's a great show, two hours, it's.
Speaker 1: Comedians lifestyle, it's great work, great job. You do the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: after two shows, I'm done. I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how you do a show for an hour, then you
Speaker 1: do a meet and greet for an hour and a half,
Speaker 1: Then you do the second show, which is an hour,
Speaker 1: then you do another meet and greet which is an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. I mean that is crazy that
Speaker 1: you're doing six hours literally of either like just straight
Speaker 1: up entertaining or entertaining literally face to face, second by second,
Speaker 1: group by group, person by person, And I know when
Speaker 1: I'm out with you, I see how much you enjoy
Speaker 1: your fans, how much you love meeting them, hearing the stories.
Speaker 1: And then I don't think people realize the toll it does.
Speaker 1: I mean, you come out of those things after six hours.
Speaker 1: You're going from seven o'clock till probably twelve thirty one
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, and I see the life absolutely
Speaker 1: from you.
Speaker 2: And I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know how you keep Zombi, the momentum,
Speaker 1: the energy level up.
Speaker 3: It's the playlist. You gotta have a good playlist. You
Speaker 3: gotta have a good Spotify playlist.
Speaker 1: That we had going. And I'm able to do my dancing.
Speaker 1: You give me all the culture club in the world.
Speaker 1: But I'm still like, I'm going to bed. I'm going
Speaker 1: this is not worth it. I want to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: But you really zone in on it, and I have
Speaker 1: I've shared with you text messages before. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how you do it. Yeah, I do not
Speaker 1: know how. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: And then if you get the right song, it's just
Speaker 3: gonna change everything. Whenever that whenever gets tired, I make
Speaker 3: them put on the song yea you were gone, that's
Speaker 3: my can to the bridge, and then let it burn.
Speaker 1: Joe, I don't care.
Speaker 3: That comes on. I just started doing this. And then
Speaker 3: I make people dance to me. You know what, I
Speaker 3: she zammed after it with you.
Speaker 2: That's not my name, that's not my name.
Speaker 1: My name. I love that that. Hey, it's bring them in.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to meet them. All that's it, say, I
Speaker 1: told you all takes is the music. It's the music.
Speaker 1: You know. We do it.
Speaker 3: We get up there, we have some fun, we have
Speaker 3: some yuck yocks, we have some laughing ups. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: you know what the end of you have that adrenaline.
Speaker 3: The thing is the adrenaline carriages you through.
Speaker 1: Right. You have the good show. Everybody's like having a
Speaker 1: great time. It's great.
Speaker 3: Then you have the meat and greet. You here meet
Speaker 3: these people. You have a good time talking to them.
Speaker 3: Whatever the problem. When you see me in that's sixth
Speaker 3: and a half hour is when I've stopped.
Speaker 1: And all the adrenaline's gone. Now it's like it hits you.
Speaker 1: It smash you like a pick a ball. Racket right
Speaker 1: right in the belly. Then you're listening to Jim Crochey
Speaker 1: time at a bottle. But here's the thing people also
Speaker 1: don't realize, is said, because I've been on tour with
Speaker 1: you quite a bit. You don't eat. You don't get
Speaker 1: to eat dinner from the time you're there from seven
Speaker 1: till twelve thirty one. Even if you do, it's always
Speaker 1: like wishful thinking, Okay, Joe, what do you want to eat?
Speaker 1: We're gonna have it ready here and then it's there,
Speaker 1: but you never even get to eat it because by
Speaker 1: the time it comes it's cold, the meat and great
Speaker 1: went a little too long, and then it's like one
Speaker 1: clock in the morning and it's just Denny's or whatever
Speaker 1: options and you just like get some nut any dinner tonight, yeah,
Speaker 1: or sushi that's been sitting there for like three hours.
Speaker 3: Refrigerating the sushi is a nice hack that we came
Speaker 3: up with. We'll make sure we throw that in the fritill.
Speaker 3: It doesn't taste.
Speaker 1: As good, you know, good you're like a hot sushi.
Speaker 2: No, just like the rice can't be you.
Speaker 3: Know, it gets old, crampety cromp, you crampety crop rice.
Speaker 3: Ther rice is you don't want that.
Speaker 2: That's a rice, that's not my rice.
Speaker 1: They call it sushi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I get skip a bill. Though, we're
Speaker 3: gonna be honest with each other. You know, I need
Speaker 3: my coffee. I have to have a coffee. I have
Speaker 3: coffee in between the show and then. Yeah, it just
Speaker 3: makes me. It puts me in a headspace. It's not
Speaker 3: even like the caffeine. It's just like, okay, I've had
Speaker 3: my cough.
Speaker 1: See that's the other thing people don't realize. You don't drink,
Speaker 1: you don't take any other substances. You don't even bumping
Speaker 1: bumps in the back. No. But I I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: nights where I'm like I need a whiskey to get
Speaker 1: me through this.
Speaker 3: About you, we went out on the on the town
Speaker 3: with the other night and then you went to bed
Speaker 3: and us.
Speaker 1: You just walked into the night.
Speaker 2: I said, where's Steve Irish?
Speaker 1: Goodbye?
Speaker 3: Yeah, after you threw napkins at somebody, or somebody threw napkins,
Speaker 3: somebody threw napkins at me.
Speaker 1: Know what happened.
Speaker 3: There's like a little fallout and you got some napkins
Speaker 3: thrown at you, or you threw some napkins at somebody
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There was a mess and then you left.
Speaker 3: Was here static though, no static, no, because you did
Speaker 3: a funny, fun fun time the person you did like
Speaker 3: a confetti and you were gone. You know you did
Speaker 3: you pulled an amazing Jonathan.
Speaker 1: I was gone. Yeah, I do. Uh.
Speaker 3: I do remember my parents when I was growing up.
Speaker 3: I do remember that my dad. I think I get
Speaker 3: it from my dad mother than my mom. My dad
Speaker 3: was like a no sleep kind of guy. Like he
Speaker 3: would be up before on Saturdays, you know, his day off.
Speaker 3: He'd be up before we got up for Saturday morning cartoons.
Speaker 3: He'd be making pancakes at six in the morning. And
Speaker 3: they'd be go out Friday night, or they would have
Speaker 3: friends over. My parents a love having people for cards,
Speaker 3: like the game nights will always big at my house,
Speaker 3: stuff like that, you know, so we will come over
Speaker 3: on Friday night after or they go out after.
Speaker 1: My dad would be up at six.
Speaker 3: O'clock making pancakes and he wasn't a picture either, and
Speaker 3: then we'd be doing everything all day Saturday. He'd be
Speaker 3: cutting hedges, doing whatever he's doing, you know, taking care
Speaker 3: of the house, and then hanging out and then it'd
Speaker 3: be Saturday night and we would get into something and
Speaker 3: then the next morning, Sunday morning be Sunday Funday Breakfast.
Speaker 3: And I've carried that tradition where we have Sunday Funday breakfast.
Speaker 3: Would give me in the bakery at like seven in
Speaker 3: the morning, we get the hot the hot buns at
Speaker 3: the bakery. That's it's that your recorder, Hot Cross buns,
Speaker 3: Hot Cross buns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's where it all started. Remember I
Speaker 1: did they show in Nashville, Josh Walf. He has all
Speaker 1: these like famous country music music artists on his show,
Speaker 1: and they're all there to improv and stuff. And they said,
Speaker 1: you know, we we improv songs. Will you come up
Speaker 1: an improv a song? I go, yeah. So I brought
Speaker 1: my daughter's recorder with me. I go, guys, tonight, we're
Speaker 1: gonna kick it off where it all began. Every musician
Speaker 1: knows what don't talk about. We're gonna start from the
Speaker 1: very beginning. Here we go. Was the record a go.
Speaker 2: And I started cross but the place go.
Speaker 1: Nuts and I took the recorder tried to spas and
Speaker 1: you could, I couldn't because it's so hard plastic. There's
Speaker 1: nothing better than a fail. That's hat to try to
Speaker 1: break something's so stupid. Oh, there's nothing better than that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing better than the big moment. There was a
Speaker 1: joke that was funny for like ten seconds, but when
Speaker 1: you're backstage drinking and you get caught up in it
Speaker 1: and last five minutes, people are like, dude, it's over.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know when to stop because I was hammered.
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, you're you're you're arranged.
Speaker 3: I did the goddamn comedy jam with uh with you
Speaker 3: at one place got where it was I I had
Speaker 3: done it, I'd done the show, and they said, oh
Speaker 3: it was it was in Las Vegas when we did it,
Speaker 3: and that's right, yeah, And.
Speaker 1: I said, uh, which song did you say? I did baby.
Speaker 3: Shark, which was because I was like, guys, I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't sing, I don't know words.
Speaker 1: It would be kind of funny.
Speaker 3: I could tell a story about my son. My son
Speaker 3: was like, my son wouldn't pronounce it right.
Speaker 1: He would do he would go baby yard, do do
Speaker 1: do do.
Speaker 3: Do, and he would just do it really cute. He
Speaker 3: would stop singing it, so they gotta be funny. And
Speaker 3: then he was like, no, He's like, we could do
Speaker 3: it like a rock version, and it was the place
Speaker 3: went bonker.
Speaker 1: It was. It was so fun. Yeah, because you don't
Speaker 1: expect it and they did a great job with the
Speaker 1: music of it. Those guys are great and we're doing
Speaker 1: one together fourteenth July fourteenth. Come see us in Peterburg.
Speaker 2: Rivers can see us there.
Speaker 1: A good friend of ours is coming. Salvocano will be
Speaker 1: there as well.
Speaker 3: Can Yeah, it'd be my first time on stage with
Speaker 3: sal in a long time, Sharon stage, that's right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: come on through.
Speaker 2: Would that be the first time you've been with anybody
Speaker 2: on stage?
Speaker 1: No, I surprise, I met his show moved him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: him and Murr and uh would call Murr en sal So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 2: But you haven't been on stage with Tucker Carlson since
Speaker 2: he left.
Speaker 1: Now since he left, would be at further than our schedules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Tucker will be there and then David Duke
Speaker 2: will be there.
Speaker 1: Quite a few folks. But that's sold out anyway, isn't
Speaker 1: it sold out? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So then whyn't even telling people about not everybody's disappointed.
Speaker 3: This show goes to show you should have got your tickets.
Speaker 1: Are should have gotten here. Well, you can meet our
Speaker 1: boy Brendan Wayne, who's the Mandalorian. He'll be doing a
Speaker 1: signing at IDEs is he so bring all your Mandalorian
Speaker 1: stuff there. He'll be at IDEs For the use who
Speaker 1: don't know. Brendan is in the costume. He's the Mandalorian
Speaker 1: ninety percent. When Pedro Pascal takes the helmet off, that's
Speaker 1: when he's on set. Otherwise he's in a voiceover booth.
Speaker 1: It's Brendan that's in that costume the whole run. And
Speaker 1: he's one of the nicest guys in the world. And
Speaker 1: he's gonna come out and sing a song and he's
Speaker 1: gonna go do a signing too. So if you have anything,
Speaker 1: he'll sign it for you. That's really cool. So that's
Speaker 1: jan When is that fifteenth? Fifteenth? Yeah, I can't be that.
Speaker 1: I'm busy. Yeah, show in Pittsburgh. Do you like Pittsburgh?
Speaker 1: This is a this is the name of this episode
Speaker 1: is definitely Pittsburgh. Okay, here we go. I love you.
Speaker 1: Here's an update because we've had some questions.
Speaker 3: Oh, I like when we get people check back in
Speaker 3: with us, let us know the deal coming back.
Speaker 1: It's the boomerang It's almost like I wonder what it's
Speaker 1: like to be there. It's coming us from Owen Owen
Speaker 1: to the best mommies in the world, Heights Owen Again.
Speaker 1: I was rewatching so many episodes and I ran into
Speaker 1: the one where you answered my question. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to give you an update on my situation with this
Speaker 1: girl I asked you about before when the podcast came out.
Speaker 1: I asked, I took your advice immediately and came out
Speaker 1: clean to her. She's very understanding, and today I feel
Speaker 1: that we have a super awesome relationship. On account of
Speaker 1: my nervousness, every day I try to talk to more
Speaker 1: people and I feel much more comfortable in public now,
Speaker 1: trying to learn. After the both of you, I just
Speaker 1: want to thank you all again for that little boost.
Speaker 1: Even though it was just a few words, it means
Speaker 1: a lot to me. Anyways, I wanted to ask another question.
Speaker 1: God damn it, Owen, still we did it once? Go
Speaker 1: back to the well Owen drink the water walk away.
Speaker 1: We did it.
Speaker 2: We can't create the magic.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe.
Speaker 3: It worked though we actually did some good Congratulations Mommy, that's.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. I knew it.
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 1: We we have we're one for one from people we
Speaker 1: heard back from. Well this this is actually not a
Speaker 1: not a bad question. So we'll get question and we'll
Speaker 1: keep on giving because that's what we doe. Are you
Speaker 1: ready we have a bona fide expert in the room.
Speaker 1: Do you all have any good restaurants in Boston that
Speaker 1: you'd recommend. I'm thinking of taking a girl out soon
Speaker 1: and I need a good place.
Speaker 2: And also we're out of dessert.
Speaker 1: See if you if you all have some good some
Speaker 1: sweet on the.
Speaker 2: Bed, we should have just Boston. Any good restaurants north End?
Speaker 1: North End.
Speaker 2: Italians in Boston?
Speaker 1: Manager, uh so North End Nico's Italian Restaurant. There's a
Speaker 1: few out there that I don't go out there too often.
Speaker 1: But yeah, place the Italian spot of the old place,
Speaker 1: that's the Italian district. So you're gonna like I've been
Speaker 1: through there, I've been through down there. You know, let's anywhere,
Speaker 1: and you'll also yelp.
Speaker 3: Right like owen yelp, Trip Advisor, Google Maps. Oh and
Speaker 3: stop being a lazy have people do do some of
Speaker 3: the legwork, but didn't you're taking this girl on a date.
Speaker 1: You want to find the spot. You want to say, Hey,
Speaker 1: I did this. I curiate.
Speaker 3: It's not like hey, I wrote to this fat Italian
Speaker 3: and his half Asian friend in New York and they
Speaker 3: told me to go eat here.
Speaker 1: Hey, the boys from Yea Yang Parmesants told me to
Speaker 1: come down to Chase. Take them to Nicos. Get in there, dude,
Speaker 1: do the legwork. Oh you want to You want to
Speaker 1: just take a Oh we missed an audio call. Oh
Speaker 1: we missed it. That's okay. You never know what's gonna
Speaker 1: happen with that anyway. Yeah, could be anybody create it
Speaker 1: could be a crazy could.
Speaker 2: Be Craig Crag, Gray Cray. What is your favorite restaurant
Speaker 2: in Boston?
Speaker 1: Do you have one? No?
Speaker 3: Because when I get there, I do the research and
Speaker 3: I see you do what I want to eat. I
Speaker 3: want to have somebody do the research.
Speaker 1: Near Let me get that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: So the place, the name of this place is Nico
Speaker 3: Restaurante Restaurante.
Speaker 2: So you know, you know when.
Speaker 3: They put the R S t O r A n
Speaker 3: t E on it, they know they know it's a
Speaker 3: good place to go.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's a place pasta pasta.
Speaker 2: This is I could.
Speaker 1: Have went with Raggatoni, Racitztoni, RAKINTONI could have done anything there, Cappellini, Cappellini, Cappellini.
Speaker 1: But I went with pasta belly. You love it, you
Speaker 1: love it, I love it. This is how many stars?
Speaker 2: Oh, Cove is another one.
Speaker 1: This is also okay, alcove, this is this is one.
Speaker 1: Give me, give me that one.
Speaker 3: But that only had two dollars signs. So that means
Speaker 3: you're gonna do it on a budget. You're gonna go
Speaker 3: on a date on a budget, which is good. It
Speaker 3: depends how invested you want to be on this, because
Speaker 3: you're already not invested.
Speaker 1: Faniel Hall is like a football combine of food, Like
Speaker 1: you're literally gonna go in and you're gonna run through
Speaker 1: this gauntlet of like hot. I had never got it.
Speaker 3: I went with you. They went to Boston. I'd never
Speaker 3: been there. It's phenomenal. What is it again, Faniel Hall,
Speaker 3: Faniel Hold. You gotta go there?
Speaker 1: You have to. That was so fun. Oh and the
Speaker 1: desserts there and the place on the left all the
Speaker 1: way to the end, so good.
Speaker 2: You were you went bananas?
Speaker 1: Oh my, I went the Zonkers there it is I
Speaker 1: went the Zonkers there, remember that what is it Leoni's pizza? Pizza?
Speaker 1: And apparently Captain America loves that one, right, Yeah, Chris Heavens.
Speaker 2: Yeah you ever met him?
Speaker 1: Chris Evans? Now, I didn't meet Evans.
Speaker 3: Always heard good things. I've heard great things about him.
Speaker 3: He seems like a super met the other one at
Speaker 3: Chris Pine also very nice fella. Star Trek, Yeah, Star
Speaker 3: Trek and d that dude.
Speaker 2: Anything it does, I'll go see. I saw the dungeons
Speaker 2: and drivers, saw the water one.
Speaker 1: Do you see dungeons and dragons?
Speaker 2: I saw the one one when he's a hero. I
Speaker 2: saw the Space one.
Speaker 1: He is your hero. I saw the dungeon one when
Speaker 1: he's a hero.
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 1: The guy looks like a hero.
Speaker 2: He looks amazing. And you know what I think is crazy?
Speaker 1: You know what? His dad was a pine tree, the
Speaker 1: fucking chief on chips. His dad was the chief member
Speaker 1: chief on ships. No, the really warm guy.
Speaker 2: That was like, come on, punch John.
Speaker 1: He wasn't the one Canaday. It was his dad. Yeah? Holy,
Speaker 1: So he's born into it. What do you think it's
Speaker 1: like to be TYPEO?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 1: What do you think it's like to be typecast?
Speaker 3: As a hero, like because you look at that face,
Speaker 3: You're like, Okay, this guy's a hero. Like there's certain
Speaker 3: people that can't be play anything less. They can't be
Speaker 3: like the Schlubby Friends. No, but you know what, he's
Speaker 3: not even just sing on looks. I'm saying on personality
Speaker 3: and the way they carry themself.
Speaker 1: With that Olivia Wilde movie that came out, he was
Speaker 1: the bad guy in it, and that movie did not
Speaker 1: do well because people don't like to see him that light.
Speaker 2: People don't there you go, he's a hero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to.
Speaker 3: It's like trying to make the villain out of the
Speaker 3: other Chris Guardians of the Galaxy, Chris Chris.
Speaker 2: Pratt, Pratt love him too, Matt Pratt, Pratt's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We did the We did the Today Show, No, the
Speaker 3: Kelly Rippers Show, and he was the guest He was
Speaker 3: the guest host.
Speaker 1: Isn't he like super religious? He is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now he is, Yeah, he was. He was the
Speaker 3: guest host on it and we met him movie super Yeah.
Speaker 3: Its a nice dude. He had the Magnificent seven and
Speaker 3: just out so he's promoting that.
Speaker 1: You know what. I went with Jost when Colin Jost
Speaker 1: asked me to go to the Avengers premiere, the one
Speaker 1: where they all come together for the first time endgame
Speaker 1: the Infinity War, which one came first. I went to
Speaker 1: that one and he I met.
Speaker 2: I met all of them, Wow, all of them. I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: And Scarlett Johansson is so nice, great, the coolest. But
Speaker 1: I remember they're all backstage at the Kodak Theater. They're
Speaker 1: doing this big unveil where the curtain's going to come up.
Speaker 1: Everybody's there. So we're standing there with Scarlett Johansson and
Speaker 1: I'm standing there with Colin obviously, and and we're walking
Speaker 1: to the backstage area and I'm walking. I don't know
Speaker 1: any of these people, right except Colin really, and Scarlet's
Speaker 1: very nice, but I wouldn't say we're like best pals.
Speaker 1: We're not putting a patio deck this summer. So some
Speaker 1: walking back in, Uh, scar it was kind of She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Robert Downey Junior, Robert, this is Steve is Collin's friend.
Speaker 1: Throws his arm around me. Couldn't I was like, and
Speaker 1: just talk to me the whole time the stage.
Speaker 3: He was like, let's get this, let's get this dead
Speaker 3: beat off the stage so we can raise the curtainweb
Speaker 3: behind schedule.
Speaker 1: He was holding me for security as they mased me
Speaker 1: in my face, but I was like, the nicest human being.
Speaker 3: He's like my number, he's like top five and people
Speaker 3: haven't met yet that I want.
Speaker 1: It was Robert Downey. Did I tell you the story
Speaker 1: on this podcast about him? Not that story, that story
Speaker 1: you haven't told, but one was. Okay, So we're talking.
Speaker 1: We're walking. Okay, we're walking and talking. The first thing
Speaker 1: is where you're from. I'm from Pittsburgh. Oh are Lamberts?
Speaker 1: Are you? You never know it? Lambert's son, Hall of
Speaker 1: famous Steeler is his assistant. So we're now we're talking Steelers,
Speaker 1: we're bs and and stuff, and we're hanging out and
Speaker 1: they're like, all.
Speaker 2: Right, everybody hit their marks And he's like, so is it?
Speaker 1: And like all right? Everybody hit their marks?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, shouldn't you like you got something big
Speaker 2: to do here?
Speaker 1: Right? He's like, hey, man, pleasure meeting you. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: couldn't be nicer. And I started talking to his assistant,
Speaker 1: who was equally as nice.
Speaker 2: So the movie ends the place.
Speaker 1: Remember they do the staff everybody and Everybody's like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck's going on here? So there was kind of
Speaker 1: like this morose feeling. But then we're all go to
Speaker 1: this after party. The after party is on sunset and
Speaker 1: it's literally the cast like Jon Favreau, Kevin Feige and
Speaker 1: like maybe like you literally twenty five other people. And
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there, like and Thor's there, and Chris Pratt's there.
Speaker 1: They're all big dudes, and uh, I see Lambert's mister
Speaker 1: Lambert Robert's assistant was over like.
Speaker 2: Hey man, how you doing.
Speaker 1: What'd you think of the movie? We're bullshitting And I'm like,
Speaker 1: where's uh, where's Robert Downey Jr. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he left. He h he left as soon as the
Speaker 1: film started. I go, he didn't watch it? He goes, no,
Speaker 1: he promised a kid who he had met that has
Speaker 1: cancer that he promised him the first time he sees
Speaker 1: the movie, he'll watch it with him. And I was like,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? So, like, even with all the gala,
Speaker 1: the glitz, everybody being there collectively, you want to celebrate
Speaker 1: that he didn't watch it because he made a promise
Speaker 1: to a child. I mean, that's a real life here
Speaker 1: a move.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I carry I can't believe, like, I mean, it's
Speaker 3: got to be so that party for you though, Like,
Speaker 3: do you feel like, uh, your best version of you?
Speaker 1: What do you feel like an abbreview, I do.
Speaker 2: I don't believe this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you feel that way. Do you think you
Speaker 3: give that energy out? Well, we're not super nervous.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, we've been in this for a room
Speaker 2: while whatever, and you know, I mean.
Speaker 1: But that's like, that's probably the biggest, one of the
Speaker 1: biggest rooms you've ever been in. There have been nights
Speaker 1: at the Comedy Seller where I felt like I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be at this table. I mean, I think in security
Speaker 1: always creeps up and yeah, but especially at that party
Speaker 1: in particular, I did leave early because I did feel
Speaker 1: like I don't know these people. I feel like, appropriately,
Speaker 1: you feel like you're at a friend's table and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like okay.
Speaker 3: I mean I said a lot you guys good, And
Speaker 3: I'm good at gauging when it's time to leave. I'm
Speaker 3: good at that because I found myself in many a
Speaker 3: places where there's a caliber of person there. Not saying
Speaker 3: that I'm not come, but to know that it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: these people are friends and trying to enjoy themselves as friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's celebrating, right, something that's never happened before.
Speaker 3: My energy, My I'm probably one of my best skills
Speaker 3: is to realize when it's time to leave. But I
Speaker 3: had to normally pull some of my friends out with
Speaker 3: me because they wouldn't realize the same way. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I'd be like, guys, it's time, it's.
Speaker 1: Time for us to go. No, and it's cool, But
Speaker 1: the reason we got in is because a guy in
Speaker 1: the kitchen knew us, like it's time for us to go. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't we did enough, you know, like
Speaker 1: we said a low.
Speaker 2: You know, it was a privilege to be invited.
Speaker 1: Yep. It was a privilege to get to see it
Speaker 1: at that particular time as a premiere with everybody. I
Speaker 1: got to watch the red carpet, I got to meet
Speaker 1: people along there with Colin Scarlett, and you know, there
Speaker 1: were there were a handful of moments like oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'd love to take a pitch with stan Lee, you know,
Speaker 1: this is we're still live.
Speaker 2: I would love to do it.
Speaker 1: And I just I was like, don't do that, don't
Speaker 1: do that your your guest here. Don't be that asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah, we were at the party. It lasted maybe
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes, and it just hit me. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't know anybody here, and and Colin knows everybody
Speaker 1: because they've all been filming, and I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be dead weight, so let me just
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. I love a red carpet.
Speaker 3: I think it comes from being a fan of movies
Speaker 3: so long before I even got in the game to
Speaker 3: be there. And I don't know if I ever told
Speaker 3: the story about my my I used to sneak onto
Speaker 3: the rooftop of Hollywood and Highland.
Speaker 1: There was a stairwell and that had a lot on the.
Speaker 3: My Codec Theater Codec Theater, right, so I would break
Speaker 3: onto the roof. You jump over this little half bridge
Speaker 3: thing they have, and you could look down on the carpet.
Speaker 1: And I used to go all the time. And I
Speaker 1: lived in LA from three to five.
Speaker 3: Any of the big movies open, I was there because
Speaker 3: we didn't live that far away either, and I was
Speaker 3: that's why. I was just, you know, a junkie for
Speaker 3: that stuff. And I would love the people watch right,
Speaker 3: so I'd be able to go and do that. So
Speaker 3: I used to do that. And then I was at
Speaker 3: the Wonder Woman premiere, my first premiere ever. I ever
Speaker 3: went to big Hollywood premiere and I was on the
Speaker 3: carpet and then I looked up and I looked at
Speaker 3: the spot I used to and Justin was what me
Speaker 3: and I got that a little bit emotional. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: Justin ye, And I said, do you remember when I
Speaker 3: used to come when he goes and watch him right
Speaker 3: there and then he.
Speaker 1: Goes wave to yourself. I wait, yeah, that was really cool.
Speaker 1: It was a cool moment for me.
Speaker 3: But I love the carpet because that's like where you
Speaker 3: get to everybody's excited, everybody's expecting.
Speaker 1: To bump into people.
Speaker 3: It's not like when you go out to a restaurant
Speaker 3: somebody comes in and you're like, oh hey, now it's weird.
Speaker 1: But on the carpet, people are like, oh, you're here,
Speaker 1: you're here, you're here. So it adds like a possibility.
Speaker 3: To meet your heroes in a way where they're ready
Speaker 3: to meet people, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The one time I was looking forward to when
Speaker 1: I when we wrapped Opening Act and I thought, hey,
Speaker 1: this is great. Did a movie wrote directed this bad Boy?
Speaker 1: This is gonna be exciting. Let's let's roll this Bad
Speaker 1: Boy out. Global pandemic hits and then it's like vod
Speaker 1: we snuck in right before it, we snuck in.
Speaker 2: We are It's right, you guys, one of the last movies.
Speaker 3: That February sixteenth of twenty twenty, that is crazy. We
Speaker 3: were on with the longest running movie in theater history
Speaker 3: because We're the last movie that played in a lot
Speaker 3: of theaters.
Speaker 1: And it said in practical jokes, with the movie on
Speaker 1: for like a year, that is so funny. That is
Speaker 1: crazy crazy, right, And I remember I was in where
Speaker 1: the hell I was I think it was in Texas
Speaker 1: and you guys, yeah, I told you. Brought it by
Speaker 1: the candy for me.
Speaker 2: He said, buy everybody whatever they want.
Speaker 1: I go. Okay. So I literally stood at the concession
Speaker 1: stand and I told the guy, I said, anybody that's
Speaker 1: going to seeing practical jokers, send him over here, and
Speaker 1: he did, and I said, Joe Gatto wants to buy
Speaker 1: you whatever you want today, thanks for coming out. I
Speaker 1: made a video for you. Yeah, but that was that
Speaker 1: was pretty awesome too, uh, because that's a different kind
Speaker 1: of film. That was it. That was definitely an experience
Speaker 1: for me where it's like all these people were so excited,
Speaker 1: pretty packed too, which was nice. But you guys snuck
Speaker 1: in right before huh right before, Yeah, we got our premiere.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure my son had COVID at the premiere,
Speaker 3: like he was miserable on Bessie's lap, like crying coffee.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ Well, Owen, thanks for your updates. Thanks Thanksgiving us,
Speaker 1: and go to Nico's and the other pizza place that
Speaker 1: kept America. No, would you say Tammany Hall Alcove at
Speaker 1: thel Cove?
Speaker 3: And would you say Tammany Hall, Tammany Faniel Hall, Faniel, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Faniel Hall.
Speaker 1: Leoni, he's got options, leons. This is coming ups from
Speaker 1: Katie with a C. I don't like the trust.
Speaker 3: I don't like that you're trying to you name's Kathleen.
Speaker 3: You're trying to sneak into the Katie tip to be
Speaker 3: fun and flirty.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 3: Is its not a Y on the end? Because if
Speaker 3: a Y, I just wanted to delete it. No, I
Speaker 3: E okay better.
Speaker 1: Me and my kids are watching Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Speaker 1: and Steve, I need to know any relation. Hey, Katie,
Speaker 1: I took time to all the questions. Again, this is
Speaker 1: what I get. This is the love you get.
Speaker 2: Although I would like to did you ever did you ever.
Speaker 3: Extra or have a one liner or something random on
Speaker 3: as kids TV show or a show a kid show,
Speaker 3: not even necessarily a kid show. I think like, did
Speaker 3: you have like a one liner cameo that people be like,
Speaker 3: that's Steve Byrne because you've been around for ever. Come
Speaker 3: you've been doing it forever, like you're you know, you're
Speaker 3: dinosaur at this point. Some would say, but I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: in your in your it comes back around.
Speaker 1: There's every every Christmas. For Christmases. Yeah, I'm in the
Speaker 1: beginning of that. Oh you're in the beginning for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Every Christmas I get text messages or things online. Okay.
Speaker 2: And then the Middle. I did an episode of The Middle.
Speaker 1: You did. The people that watch that, you know reruns
Speaker 1: or whatever like on broadcast, they're like, oh, I saw
Speaker 1: you in the middle, just like little things you know
Speaker 1: here and there, But uh, I love that those are
Speaker 1: probably the two they'd always stand out.
Speaker 3: I did mcguiver, I put the Bartender mcguiver the new reboot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we did an episode they were we had a couple
Speaker 3: of friends on there that were fans.
Speaker 1: That's still on. No, it's done, but it had ran
Speaker 1: like four or five seasons. It did well.
Speaker 3: Tristan May's a good friend of ours, got us on
Speaker 3: and Q played a guy like on a date.
Speaker 1: Were you all in the same episode, yeah, bar three
Speaker 1: of us, three of us.
Speaker 3: And yes, Sal could make it. So it was me
Speaker 3: mur oh no, no, I'm sorry. I think was played
Speaker 3: the chef and there was three of us in the
Speaker 3: same scene. I was the bartender, so I was a
Speaker 3: chef and Q was at the table next to the
Speaker 3: main table and he actually talks to the head guy mcguy.
Speaker 3: I I make a joke to one of the people
Speaker 3: that are making it getting a drink, and Sal comes
Speaker 3: out and just speaks to the air as like a
Speaker 3: Bobby Flay.
Speaker 1: Ye tonight is a port tender, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like yeah, which is really funny that I did that,
Speaker 3: and I hear that sometimes she was like, oh, you're
Speaker 3: on that. And then we all did Twelve Monkeys and
Speaker 3: me and Sal played security guards and they gave us
Speaker 3: a script and they were like you just you have
Speaker 3: to walk around talk, you know, and it give.
Speaker 1: Us a saying.
Speaker 3: I was like, can we just talk about anything. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I will give you one. And we did it and
Speaker 3: it was hysterical. Every they yell cut Everybody's dying eleven and.
Speaker 1: They use that. So that was great. Yeah, we get
Speaker 1: to do her own because I don't do the lines well.
Speaker 1: But it was really it was funny. Here's one that's bananas.
Speaker 1: I finished college. Okay, I go to do this industrial
Speaker 1: film and that's me.
Speaker 2: Oh that's hilarious. That's great.
Speaker 1: So look good in the copy uniform. Yes, so good.
Speaker 2: I get a gig for this industrial film.
Speaker 1: Okay. It's about an industrial film breaking systems in your car,
Speaker 1: like when do you break or whatever. I play someone
Speaker 1: from the lab called Jim Breakwell. Okay, now I film
Speaker 1: this thing in college. It's done, right. I go on
Speaker 1: with my life. Over the course of the last twenty
Speaker 1: plus years. What happens is if you if you get
Speaker 1: caught drunk driving, you have to go to the city
Speaker 1: and you have to watch this PSA or whatever on
Speaker 1: driving and driving tips. That portion of my thing is
Speaker 1: in this thing in the driving school. So I've had
Speaker 1: people like at the DC improv they have to go
Speaker 1: watch these things and they play the video there and
Speaker 1: there you are and they're like, are you Jim Breakwell?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, for the love of God. They're like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're you look so young. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I literally graduated and two days later I did that.
Speaker 1: Jim break did you get that clip? I want to
Speaker 1: see that, Cliff. Is that anywhere? I'm sure it's got
Speaker 1: to be on YouTube somewhere.
Speaker 3: Jim Breakwell, Yeah, somebody had sent it to me and
Speaker 3: it's and it's.
Speaker 1: For uh, it's for what what is it in DC?
Speaker 1: Or is it anyway? It's a national thing. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: they filmed defensive driving video for starring Jim Breakway something
Speaker 1: like that, and I was in a lab coat and
Speaker 1: I remember filming it because I had a lot of
Speaker 1: technical lines and I kept sucking it up and I go, God,
Speaker 1: damn it, shit fuck, and the a D on this
Speaker 1: set pulls beside. He's like, hey, just so you know,
Speaker 1: the director is like super religious, so could you not
Speaker 1: swear and definitely don't say God damn it? Like and
Speaker 1: then and the guy was pretty pissed. I remember that
Speaker 1: he was not happy with me. But Jim Breakwell, I
Speaker 1: want a T shirt that says Jim break I know
Speaker 1: Jim Breakwell, so that's mine. Okay, twelve monkeys though, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty cool. Okay.
Speaker 2: Next question, This comes from uh Jenny.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, not spelts correctly. G E N I Genny.
Speaker 1: It can't be Genny Genie. It's gotta be Genie Genie,
Speaker 1: not Jenny Genie. Did I say Jenny or said Jenny?
Speaker 1: It's Genie, but Genie Genie is not even spelt that way.
Speaker 1: Jeanie's j E A and I E. That's Genie. Jenny
Speaker 1: is j E N N I E. This is Genny.
Speaker 1: I'm a Genie in bom. Okay, here we go, Jennyenny.
Speaker 1: This summer, I am visiting the UK for the first
Speaker 1: time with my long term partner. Oh spicy, Okay.
Speaker 2: We'll be there for a few weeks and we both
Speaker 2: value alone downtime.
Speaker 1: What business do they do? I don't know their partners
Speaker 1: what business landed alone time? So it sounds a time. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well here so for the first time with our longtime partner.
Speaker 1: We'll be there for a few weeks and we both
Speaker 1: value alone downtime. I got it wait for each other.
Speaker 1: They got to heal from whatever this are doing. How
Speaker 1: can we find those moments of recharge while being hyperturists? See,
Speaker 1: he has family in England. Mom was raised there. If
Speaker 1: that's relevant to some of your advice. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for the great potty and helping me gets some
Speaker 1: dishes done while I listen. Oh, by the way, my
Speaker 1: name is pronounced Jenny Ah. So I don't know if
Speaker 1: I said it writer. You said it right, You said
Speaker 1: Jenny Wright. I said Genie. Okay, So I did it right,
Speaker 1: You did it you right. Congratulations. You also put that
Speaker 1: at the top of the message. You can call me
Speaker 1: Viv if you want to Viv. Why VI Genevieve jen
Speaker 1: Aviv now Genevieve. Okay, that makes sense, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So they're gonna be in the UK for a long time.
Speaker 3: How do you get a loan time when you're on
Speaker 3: vacation with somebody? You don't really go on vacation with
Speaker 3: somebody to get alone time. That's absolutely opposite of what
Speaker 3: that's about. Yeah, a good friend of ours, Jiggy, is
Speaker 3: right now trapesing around Tokyo with his lovely new bride.
Speaker 1: Yes for two weeks.
Speaker 3: And I think the goal is to see everything together
Speaker 3: and be together. Yes, even though if you need your
Speaker 3: alone time, I mean, I guess get two hotel rooms
Speaker 3: and sleep in your own room.
Speaker 1: Like you go to your room. Yeah, it's weird to
Speaker 1: thank you, but there very extended period of time which
Speaker 1: I get like you'd be like, you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go check out that museum. Yes, I wouldn't mind
Speaker 1: walking through there one more time. Or if there's something
Speaker 1: you like and really appreciate maybe somebody didn't, you could
Speaker 1: go back and target that. My My big line is
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go downstairs for a coffee, which we all
Speaker 1: know what that means, take a poop in the lobby.
Speaker 1: That's right, because you don't want to stank it up. Well,
Speaker 1: those days along gone. But I'm saying that was that
Speaker 1: was the thing that I do.
Speaker 3: But I would honestly go do that, would go down
Speaker 3: to the you know they have the coffee maker there,
Speaker 3: or if there's like a balcony, I would just go
Speaker 3: out onto the balcony with the coffee.
Speaker 1: The person in the room with a parachute on. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm like, say what do I just got to the
Speaker 1: zip blind real quick. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not an alone time kind of guy. When I'm
Speaker 3: on vacation for vacations kind of like this. But now
Speaker 3: when we vacation with you know what, the family, when
Speaker 3: the four of us go away, she we normally break
Speaker 3: off because me and Milana are pretty active. We like
Speaker 3: to do things and do stuff, and she is very
Speaker 3: much beach out, you know, not necessarily a chill out
Speaker 3: kind of thing. And my son is a little like
Speaker 3: on that. He likes to bum around kind of deal. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but sometimes I want to check something out, but it
Speaker 3: gets over it quick. So now I find that we've
Speaker 3: been breaking off a little with the kids being seven
Speaker 3: and five, Like we break off a little bit, like
Speaker 3: I'll go do something with her or she'll go like
Speaker 3: horseback round with her, She'll taket to go horseback rinding
Speaker 3: or whatever, and I'll be with him at the at
Speaker 3: the pool, you know, or something like that. So I
Speaker 3: think that's not even necessarily alone time. It's different. But
Speaker 3: I've start they've evolved now into like it's kind of like,
Speaker 3: all right, all four of us are doing this.
Speaker 1: People like what they like.
Speaker 3: So if you want to do something on your own,
Speaker 3: don't stop yourself from My long way around to get
Speaker 3: to saying is don't stop yourself from doing something you
Speaker 3: want to do if somebody else doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 3: And there you get two things done. One you have
Speaker 3: to do what you wanted to do, and the other
Speaker 3: thing is you get alone time.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean, look, I hate to say this,
Speaker 1: but when any facet of my life, I love sleeping.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love to sleep. It's my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 1: And when I'm on KA, I want to like sleep
Speaker 1: in and I could sleep into one or two, Like
Speaker 1: twelve hours is not out of norm for me, Like
Speaker 1: I really love it. You're like part bear, Like like
Speaker 1: if I wake up early, Mike, it's just just go back.
Speaker 1: It's like, why there's nothing, I'm still here, I'm still
Speaker 1: in the bed, Nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: So when I'm on vacation, like with my wife and kids,
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to sleep in. I'm on vacation.
Speaker 1: What was the last vacation you guys as a family. Oh,
Speaker 1: we take like little trips here and there, probably probably
Speaker 1: like California or something like that. Do you guys do
Speaker 1: a beach vacation at all ever, Well, we're going to
Speaker 1: Hawaii in May because I'm doing the Blue Note in Hawaii,
Speaker 1: So I'm doing that at the end of May and
Speaker 1: graduate and then with me and alloaha bed there you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very excited. But I've been We've been to Hawaii bunch.
Speaker 1: We we have relatives out there and stuff and love
Speaker 1: it out there. I thought you were Korean. You you
Speaker 1: never asked why my middle name is Milana, But you've been.
Speaker 2: In Hawaii plenty, right.
Speaker 1: A couple of times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually I'm actually gonna be out there playing
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: Where are you going? I don't know yet. Okay, well
Speaker 1: I told you were They're not going to keep our
Speaker 1: cards to ourselves. It's not it's not necessarily announced yet,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I know it's in Honolulu. Okay,
Speaker 1: where's the Blue Note Honolulu? I think I'm playing. No,
Speaker 1: you're playing a bigger theater. No, Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: whe I'm playing. You're probably doing the Hawaii theater. That's
Speaker 1: what I think I'm doing. Yeah, the Wai theater maybe. Hey,
Speaker 1: Joe Gattofficial dot com, that's what you check out for
Speaker 1: tickets to keep.
Speaker 2: Yourself can only production productions dot com.
Speaker 1: Is that it Joe gattoofficial dot com.
Speaker 3: It takes you to Canoli, but it's easy to remember
Speaker 3: Joe gattoficial dot got it.
Speaker 1: So Joe Canoli, Joe's production dot Org, jet backslash junk
Speaker 1: po box. Oh, do you know? Actually it'll probably.
Speaker 3: Be annouced by the time this gets at least Actually,
Speaker 3: I think I'm announcing next week.
Speaker 1: So it'll be announced. The Hawaii thing, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: so it might. Pip.
Speaker 2: I didn't get any date chip. That's because you.
Speaker 3: Were doing your own shows. I didn't get an invite
Speaker 3: to open for you in Hawaii.
Speaker 2: By the way, I would never ask you to open
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Why not I askeered open for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little different.
Speaker 1: No, it's not, Joe. You sell a lot of tickets, Stevie,
Speaker 1: So do you, Jo, when's the last time you boosted
Speaker 1: an ad? Let me ask you that, Joe. I don't
Speaker 1: think you have it sometimes, my boy Booster Booster McAdams,
Speaker 1: What is the last time.
Speaker 2: That's a funny thing episode on this podcast? It only
Speaker 2: took fifty three love whatever it is? Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: So do we answer that last question?
Speaker 1: No, we got quote on her name, and we ended
Speaker 1: up talking about Hawaii. But what did Jenny ask? She asked, uh,
Speaker 1: what is the No? Did I think you got it? No,
Speaker 1: we didn't answer it. Now, we didn't answer a question
Speaker 1: for sure. We went on a tangent vacation. Yeah, we'd
Speaker 1: answered it. Oh, vacation. She's on vacation. She wants them
Speaker 1: a lot time. Oh I did it, Yeah I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So all right, there you go, Genevieve. Okay, it's coming
Speaker 1: us from Joe, Hi, Mama, Lamas.
Speaker 2: I gotta know.
Speaker 1: The intro of the vest I could take a big
Speaker 1: bite out of YouTube, not physically, but a sandwich named
Speaker 1: after you. What would be on that sandwich? Oh?
Speaker 3: My favorite sandwich, hands down, I always do is a
Speaker 3: Friday egg plant with provolone and broccoli, rob roasted red
Speaker 3: peppers with a balsamic glaze on a toasted chibata.
Speaker 2: So that's that's your ingredients to a perfect sandwich.
Speaker 1: Perfect sandwich. Okay, yeah, it's like a breaded egg plant.
Speaker 3: You get the nice crunch, crunchy crunch, yeah, and you
Speaker 3: get a nice melted provol long. You can even do
Speaker 3: a mozadella if you want, But I like the provong
Speaker 3: because it gets a little with the muzzadella sandwich is
Speaker 3: too fat. And then you get yourself some bccoli rob
Speaker 3: and you get yourself some nice roasted red peppers.
Speaker 1: Even throw a sweet cherry.
Speaker 3: Pepper on there if you want as well, if you
Speaker 3: feel a fancy throw it in and you do a
Speaker 3: nice little balsamic glaze. Don't hit me with ablamic vinegar
Speaker 3: because that's not first sandwich.
Speaker 1: That's for a salad. We all know it.
Speaker 2: I'm not afraid to take that French fries.
Speaker 1: Yes, true, we want it for a glaze. I want
Speaker 1: a glaze. I want a thickness. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes a glaze is a little too sweet though for me,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: The words too sweet don't exist. That is true. I
Speaker 3: know your sandwich right away. But your sandwich you've had
Speaker 3: it repeated, well, would you? I don't know, I don't
Speaker 3: know you the perfect sandwich, Oh, the perfect sandwich is
Speaker 3: different than because I was gonna say you would go
Speaker 3: with a chicken sandwich from uh from Burger King.
Speaker 2: There is God. I mean, now that you bring it up,
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're making your own, let's talk. Let's
Speaker 1: make your own, Okay. I have it your way, but
Speaker 1: you rule, you are right. How the kids do it? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you definitely look like a Little league player right now?
Speaker 1: What's that team?
Speaker 3: The bananas the dances that do the dances before Savannah bananas, Savata,
Speaker 3: Savada bananas. If you're making your own sandwich, let me guess. Yeah, good,
Speaker 3: there's a there's a meat involved. I think you're gonna go.
Speaker 3: I think you to go with the turkey as your base.
Speaker 3: You don't do a honey baked turkey, thenna, then you're
Speaker 3: gonna go with a roast beef.
Speaker 1: No two, ham strike three, You're out? Is it?
Speaker 2: Well, there's no to I go to his prosudo with provolone.
Speaker 1: That's it. On fresh fresh bread, I have to have
Speaker 1: fresh bread from Publics. They their bakery is a specific phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Love their bread.
Speaker 1: But if I'm just kind of at home, whatever, I
Speaker 1: get a Hogy roll from Publics again super fresh or
Speaker 1: French chicken breast, bacon, provolone, mayo, hot peppers from Pop
Speaker 1: Belly sandwich place that I order off of Amazon, you know,
Speaker 1: the sandwich place. And then I put the mayonnaise and
Speaker 1: then I put that that like sandwich dressing on that's
Speaker 1: like an olive oil vinegar and oh, it's like a
Speaker 1: mix like a parsley yep. And I doused out on
Speaker 1: top and on top of the clothes sandwich or before
Speaker 1: the bread. Bread's off that thing and then on top
Speaker 1: of the bread that'd be weird. Dows it really and
Speaker 1: that with the mayo it creates this like perfect concoction
Speaker 1: of I thought, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I thought were gonna put on that because
Speaker 3: back in the day when I did chickens and bacon,
Speaker 3: which I love, was a chicken bacon, cheddar, cheese, honey, peadar,
Speaker 3: honey mustard.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it's it's it's too much. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: this is why you know I like a.
Speaker 2: White I like a Provolona Mazarella cheddar.
Speaker 1: I'll have what about white American love? What American that?
Speaker 2: It's under the eighth grade?
Speaker 1: Ship? Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Enough peeling off the plastic and eat No, not.
Speaker 1: A peel off the plastic. I'm not talking to you
Speaker 1: about a crafty one of my an animal. You got
Speaker 1: dumb ship.
Speaker 3: You think I'm You think I'm out there making I'm
Speaker 3: Italian sandwich making?
Speaker 1: Is in odd?
Speaker 3: You think I'm peeling a way to crinkle out the
Speaker 3: craft get dummy.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you that was what I insult. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's how you do it. It's not a yeah America
Speaker 1: Boar's head. Okay, well we did it. No, Well those
Speaker 1: the same, which is choice? They both sound alish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those are my two.
Speaker 2: But you have to go, Veggie, you have to go
Speaker 2: ahead do now.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's killed a couple of chains for me.
Speaker 3: I can't go in the subway anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, who want?
Speaker 1: I mean? Well, I mean I used to back in
Speaker 1: the day, I loved subway. Nothing was quiz No's did
Speaker 1: something to me one time I had the worst experience.
Speaker 1: And what's your favorite? Then? You love Jimmy John, Jersey Mikes,
Speaker 1: Jersey Mikes, Jersey Mikes, bean sprouts on Jimmy. I want
Speaker 1: Jersey Mike's slice in front of me. The bread's always fresh. Uh,
Speaker 1: it smells great in the bread, which I've always I've
Speaker 1: always noticed. What is the key to a great sandwich?
Speaker 1: It really is the beginning and end? And and you
Speaker 1: know what masks bad bread two or three day old bread?
Speaker 1: You know what they do press They hide it, They
Speaker 1: hide it.
Speaker 3: That's how they got that's the makeup on an ugly
Speaker 3: piece of bread. The panini press solves a lot of
Speaker 3: the issues for sure. For sure, my body needs a
Speaker 3: panini press.
Speaker 1: I think that's how I work out. I just lay. No,
Speaker 1: that should be Suzanne Summers had your thing. That's right,
Speaker 1: and you should be on an infomercial three in the morning. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: I'm Joe Gatto from Practical Jokers. You might know from
Speaker 1: True TV. But what if people don't know me is
Speaker 1: that I care about my body. And that's why I'm
Speaker 1: here to invite you to guys you want do.
Speaker 3: You guys want to shread some lbs, cut that cut
Speaker 3: some pounds off that turkey.
Speaker 1: Get yourself a pani press and you're probably eating one.
Speaker 1: That's true. All right, Well we did it, Steve. We
Speaker 1: always do a Joey.
Speaker 2: We don't let the people down.
Speaker 3: Always on good luck in the big game. I hope
Speaker 3: you do well. Go Pittsburgh. Thank you and much love
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