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Speaker 1: The home of the jewil Shower, Ladies and Gentstice. Is

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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are supervillains

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Speaker 1: ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do it

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Speaker 1: in style. It's time for the best readio you've heard

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Speaker 1: in a while, The Jewel Show. It happened again? What

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Speaker 1: the cops showed up at our house again? It's right

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Speaker 1: before we get into the show today, Alex. And if

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Speaker 1: you didn't know, we are married. Yes, so we lived together. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I have to clear that up for people who

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Speaker 1: don't know that. Otherwise they're just like, wow, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: These co hosts lift together. No, and the police are

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Speaker 1: constantly showing up at our house. It's like Guantanamo Bay,

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Speaker 1: you know the show Cops that went on. I used

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Speaker 1: to love that show. It's even better though, when you

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Speaker 1: get to watch an episode of Cops every single day

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Speaker 1: outside of your front window, and then the cops ring

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Speaker 1: on your doorbelt to talk to you about stuff all

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Speaker 1: the time because we have cameras. We had a tweaker

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Speaker 1: live outside of our house for seventeen days. That was

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Speaker 1: when it started, and if you're wondering where do Alex

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Speaker 1: and I live, we live right by a freeway. And

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Speaker 1: if you're looking at buying a house right by a freeway,

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Speaker 1: do it because the police activity is awesome. Every single

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Speaker 1: week there's something mating. They've stopped by a few times

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Speaker 1: in the last three weeks. One all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: this little forest area across from our house where people

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Speaker 1: the time. And I went outside asking what they were doing,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, somebody was a hidden run on

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Speaker 1: That was a big thing. And then they came by

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Speaker 1: the next week and he's time the doorbell rings at

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Speaker 1: and I'm thinking that he's having like a health issue

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Speaker 1: And he was like on the phone. He's like walking

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Speaker 1: the cops came and they're keeping their distance from him,

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Speaker 1: And I think what happened because I didn't get a

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Speaker 1: Yeah god, But anyway, the place is wild, it's entertaining,

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Speaker 1: it's eventful at our house. We should do you know,

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should do it cos Cops, Alex and Jewel's house.

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Speaker 1: lode on the show today, free Style Friday, and who knows,

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

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Speaker 1: new Hits one oh six point one text in at

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one that says, you guys should

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Speaker 1: we're going to be able to do a freestyle rap

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Speaker 1: about your hilarious aunt Stacy, but thank you for the suggestion. Sure,

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Speaker 1: Show and it's time for freestyle Friday. You know how

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Speaker 1: give us a random topic, we play one song, and

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Speaker 1: beat that we used for Freestyle Friday is hot fire

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Speaker 1: delivered straight from English Evan. Evan, have you set up? Okay?

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Speaker 1: We could telling to set up a SoundCloud because people

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Speaker 1: So we're already getting some views. All right, but good,

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Speaker 1: Maybe when the show's about seven years old, you've set

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Speaker 1: But that's the beat for today right here. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: the judges for today's Freestyle Friday, Zan from the radio station.

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Speaker 1: She always does it when we can get her in here.

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Speaker 1: To do it. Last time I was in here, Alex

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Speaker 1: Alex was undefeated for three weeks in a row. Now

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Speaker 1: I am the cooking cream, not the cream. You'll think it.

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Speaker 1: year old Jack's again. Hey, judge freeself Friday again this week. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Jackson's Alex's eight year old son, my year old stepson.

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Speaker 1: But last week, Jack's picked English Evan to win. No

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Speaker 1: Jack did a wonderful job last week judging our freestyle,

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Speaker 1: bring out the big guns. So we got Zan from

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Speaker 1: no free love for English seven this week? Huh? All right,

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Speaker 1: Someone wanted to wrap about our aunt Stacy. That's not

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Speaker 1: going to happen. We also got a text in a

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Speaker 1: one to six one that says Netflix. Another one says reindeer, Reindeer.

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Speaker 1: We'll let Zan choose the topic based off of those. Well,

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Speaker 1: it came to work today it was interrupted watching Netflix,

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Speaker 1: so I say we just keep the Netflix thing. Netflix. Netflix, right,

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Speaker 1: to see who is the champion this week for Freestyle Friday.

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Speaker 1: Text in a four sixth one that says, I really

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Speaker 1: think you guys should have wrapped about my funny aunt Stacy.

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Speaker 1: Another tech not gonna happen, I'm sorry. Freestyle Friday, like

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Speaker 1: it and then come back and deliver our hot fire, spitfire,

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Speaker 1: rapid fire, lit fire versus every single kind of fire

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Speaker 1: out there. Deliver our verses, and then we see who

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Speaker 1: is the champion. English Evan is the current reigning champion

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Speaker 1: Freestyle Friday, And why did I say the thing about

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Speaker 1: Aunt Stacy at the beginning, because if you missed the

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Speaker 1: first part about this, somebody texted in a four six

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Speaker 1: They're hilarious Aunt Stacy. We said no to that because

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Speaker 1: don't know Aunt Stacy. Yeah, but we know she's funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, and for our first story, they let's send

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Speaker 1: it over to Alex fresh Is on location and Sunny Florida. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, will wear Little Wayne. Y'all know who Little Wayne?

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Speaker 1: The Rappers? We know the Rappers. Well, he's been hit

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Speaker 1: with a federal weapon charge and could face serious prison

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Speaker 1: good face up to ten years in front of So

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Speaker 1: they let him go and they were all good, and

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Speaker 1: then now they're like, wait a second, when was the

424
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Speaker 1: first When was it nineteen? So a year later? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: almost will it sounds a little strange like they might

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Speaker 1: have been a deal that when no one was something. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So he's scheduled to appear in court for it next month.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, but that's all I have here from Sunny Florida,

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much, Alex,

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Speaker 1: bring some of that coughs are up with you. This

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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news the news. And for

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Speaker 1: our next story, let's send it over to English Avenues.

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Speaker 1: Milking is named Francy so he can make his holiday

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Speaker 1: themed goa cheese casserole. Looking forward to it. Evan, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, no, I'm not. I'm with People magazine and

437
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Speaker 1: they've just named their sexiest man in Life for twenty

438
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Speaker 1: twenty and it's hard to believe that that's still a thing, honestly,

439
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Speaker 1: but the absolute hunk of a man and guy I'm

440
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Speaker 1: almost certain my girlfriend would leave me for Michael B. Jordan.

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Speaker 1: He won. Oh Michael Jordan, that man's beautiful. But that

442
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Speaker 1: was in Creed. Yeah, he boxing movie Creed. Yeah, he

443
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Speaker 1: plays Creed about Black Panther, the guy that plays kill Monga. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll show you a picture. Continue your story to continue

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Speaker 1: my story. Oh bless you. It was hard to get

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Speaker 1: a quote from Michael B. Jordan. I'll bless you, he said.

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Speaker 1: The women in my life are proud of this one.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a weird title, though, to be dishing

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Speaker 1: out still, don't you guys. Yeah, yeah, the sexiest man alive,

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Speaker 1: sexiest one alive. Yeah, that's a picture of him. He

451
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Speaker 1: looks like, oh my gosh, why am I having a

452
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Speaker 1: brain fart? It's Maury's Maury Carry's ex husband Cannon. Yes, Nick,

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Speaker 1: here is a little Nick cannon ish. Wow. I've never

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Speaker 1: thought about that, so it's kind of like Nick Cannon also,

455
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Speaker 1: and the way that Nick Cannon is I'm surprised he

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Speaker 1: hasn't taken credit for it. Oh yeah, that wasn't actually

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Speaker 1: a picture of Michael B. Jordan. That was a picture

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Speaker 1: of me sending it back to you, Jubel, Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. English seven. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news the news and for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it over to me, Jubil Fresh and Facebook's

463
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Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg is officially poor. What yep, no way, he's

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Speaker 1: bro don't believe it compared to some other people. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk is now the third

466
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Speaker 1: richest person in the world. Wow, with the net worth

467
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Speaker 1: of roughly one hundred and seventeen point five billion. Billion.

468
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Speaker 1: Elon's yeah, personal wealth grew by fifteen billion this week

469
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Speaker 1: after Tesla scored a spot in the SMP five hundred

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Speaker 1: index stock market. He passed Facebook's EEO Mark Zuckerberg for

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Speaker 1: the number three spot worldwide. So Zuckerberg is now poor

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Speaker 1: compared to the super super rich people. Sorry, this week

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Speaker 1: it went up fifteen billion. Yes, one week, not a

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Speaker 1: bad week. Seven days. Yes, yeah, the same thing happens

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Speaker 1: with Bassos all these days. I always forget his name now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why him, Amazon's Jeff Basos, Like, yeah,

477
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Speaker 1: they'll just have a week where they go, Oh, I

478
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Speaker 1: made four hundred billion dollars this week. Week. Mark Zuckerberg

479
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Speaker 1: now has one hundred and six billions, so he's almost

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Speaker 1: out of one hundreds of billions. Jeff Bezos is the

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Speaker 1: current number one with one hundred and eighty four billion,

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Speaker 1: followed by billion Don't call me Will Gates with one

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Speaker 1: hundred and twenty nine billion. So twenty twenty has been

484
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Speaker 1: horrific for most of the country, but outstanding for Elon Musk.

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Speaker 1: His overall gain this year ninety billion dollars. What, yes,

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Speaker 1: he is that's like all of his money. He made

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Speaker 1: ninety billion dollars this year. That's insane. The biggest job.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I couldn't imagine having that much money. I

489
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Speaker 1: get one hundred dollars an extra week and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I struggle to buy like anything for myself.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine if I had ninety billion, I'd still

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Speaker 1: be buying some O twenty bucks and being like, oh,

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Speaker 1: impression you would be made of Gucci. I would be though, yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely Gucci. Game. You are bottle job. You about to

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Speaker 1: lose a job. Lady's not losing his job. And that

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Speaker 1: means the I n N issue today, Oh nothing, lose

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Speaker 1: yoke job. You're about to lose yoke chob lose yoke job,

498
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Speaker 1: not me. That was the I n N The Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

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Speaker 1: report the news. Tune in on Monday, same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report. This is I n N News,

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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's another Jubil

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Speaker 1: Phone frame mornings only on the New Hits one of

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Speaker 1: six by one. Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling

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Speaker 1: from daughter repair. I was looking for Ella. Oh hi, yeah,

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00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: it's my already. Well that's why I needed to call you.

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00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: The car is not We made a slight mistake and

509
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Speaker 1: kind of ruined the whole engine. What what are you

510
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: talking about? Seconds you over someone else who could ask

511
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Speaker 1: your questions? What? My god? Thanks for holding this as Alexis.

512
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Yeah? Um, so some guy

513
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: just called me and told me that my car's engine

514
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Speaker 1: is all mentioned up. I like literally brought it in

515
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Speaker 1: the other day for just like a tuna. Oh okay,

516
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: uh yeah, you're the one that has the whole car

517
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: oil engine blow up thing? Right? What engine blow up thing? Okay?

518
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: Let me yeah one second, hold on? Please? Oh my god,

519
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 1: my god, Why this is Elliott. How might I help you? Yeah,

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00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're the third person I've talked to and

521
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Speaker 1: apparently someone blew up my car, so I'm gonna be

522
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: what's going on? Oh day, that was me. I'm sorry

523
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: I put the wrong oil in your car, but just

524
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Speaker 1: hang out on hold okay, no, no, no, no, no, no,

525
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: no no no, you put the wrong oil in my car? Hello? Hello,

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00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thanks for holding this as Alexis. Okay,

527
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: I really need to know what's going on? Because apparently

528
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: my engine blew up and so sorry about that. Apparently Elliott,

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Speaker 1: one of the guys who works in our garage, he

530
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Speaker 1: put Castor oil in your car instead of Castrol, the

531
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Speaker 1: actual brand of the oil. Are you hitting me? Castor

532
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: oil like that? I put it from my hair and

533
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Speaker 1: my nails in my car. M why do you even

534
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: have that at your garage? Let me ask him one second? No? Note,

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Speaker 1: Oh my, it's a great day. Got a repair. This

536
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: is Peekins. What can I do you for? Apparently some

537
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: idiot at your shop put Castor oil in my car

538
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: and now of Castrol oil the brand. Yeah, we definitely

539
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: know about that. Well, I'm gonna send you over to

540
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Speaker 1: Elliott in the shop. Elliott in the shop is the

541
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: guy who made the mistake. I'm just going to send

542
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: you right over there. Okay, have fun, No, I don't

543
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: want Hey, this is Elliott. How may I help you? Jesus? Okay,

544
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: if there is there anybody that worked at this place

545
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: that has one brain salt within all of them, because

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Speaker 1: nobody is helping me out. Oh dude, I'm gonna send

547
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Speaker 1: you to Alax said, She's like, say her smart all right? Oh,

548
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: my Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

549
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

550
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: my god. Thanks for holding it's Alexis. Oh my god.

551
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: I just need someone to tell me what's going on

552
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: in blaxess ridiculous. Ex Yeah, I'm bon I'm on the phone.

553
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: I know you're on the phone. Have you seen my

554
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Speaker 1: castor oil? I've been putting in them here a couple

555
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: of times ago in ELL's car, now that's blown up.

556
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: Was to bring you cast a lot of work. Well,

557
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: I bring my astro all the work because I'm trying

558
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: to get it. And I used to hello, oh, somebody

559
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: pressing buttons or something. Alex's you're worthless. He is la

560
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: Land somewhere, and Elliott just needs to jump back in

561
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: his mother's womb and cook a little longer because not

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00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: well done yet pretty rude for a million? Yeah that

563
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: was and it blew up my car. Well, no we didn't,

564
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: because it's a prank phone call. If she just knew

565
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: it was a prank phone call, she probably wouldn't be

566
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Speaker 1: a man. I'd be happy's Ella, what what are you

567
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: talking about? Talking about? That? This is actually the Jewel

568
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. It's Jewil Alex

569
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Speaker 1: and English even what's up? Sorry about that? Yeah? Sorry,

570
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: but your boyfriend Eli did set you up for a

571
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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Wait, your call is totally fine. Yeah,

572
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: we think, Oh my god, I'm going to murder. I

573
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Speaker 1: thought you were going to murder Elliott for putting the

574
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: thoughts to dangle him through my phone, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: there's no way this dude is real. Wake up every

576
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Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone frames the twenties, the Jebil Show

577
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio, and the new hits one

578
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Speaker 1: oh six point one. First date up. There's not much

579
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: worse than a first date that doesn't happen. Oh you

580
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: could have stoked a first date. Yeah. First dates are

581
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: always awkward, but they're even more awkward when you don't

582
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: go out on the date you yeah, miss it, or

583
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: the person that you're supposed to meet stands you up.

584
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then you sit in a restaurant by yourself,

585
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: which apparently happened to Brett, who's on the phone with

586
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Speaker 1: us right now. Brett, how are you doing? Man? What's up?

587
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: Guys doing? All right? Yeah? How are you? I mean?

588
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: I've been better? Yeah? Yeah, it sounds like it. So

589
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: you send us an email saying that you got stood

590
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: up for a first date. Yes, I did. Okay, So

591
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: where did you guys meet? Oh yeah, we were supposed to.

592
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: Uh actually met her on the internet. UM, and we

593
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: we sught up a date to go out to um

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Speaker 1: a restaurant, and UM, I mean she just no, no,

595
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Speaker 1: showed not me. What do you mean she didn't show up? Yeah,

596
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: she just didn't show up. I was I literally ended

597
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: up having dinner by myself. I was at the restaurant

598
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: for two hours. I tried to text her multiple times, um,

599
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: and there was no response. Oh my god. Wow, yeah

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00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: it was kind of heartbreaking. Wow. So you just like

601
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Speaker 1: movie stle, just sitting there waiting for her and she

602
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: never turned up. Yes, exactly. I ended up even like

603
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: having dinner by myself. I had a couple of drinks

604
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, I text her like three or four times,

605
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: like you know, what's what's going on? Like you know,

606
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: you know, and she just never responded. So why do

607
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: you think she stood you up? I don't know. I

608
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: mean I thought, like, I mean, we did meet online,

609
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: but I thought we had like hit it off pretty well,

610
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Speaker 1: pretty good. So how long were you guys talking before

611
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Speaker 1: you set up a date? We were we were talking

612
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: for like a month before we set something up, and

613
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: I mean everything was going great, and like I just

614
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Speaker 1: I am like, mind boggles, boggle, I have no idea

615
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: what's going on? So well, you're talking for a month,

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Speaker 1: so you guys pretty much had a relationship aside from

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Speaker 1: going to dinner. I guess, yeah, yes, exactly. Yeah, that's

618
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: a long time to talk to someone and then for

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Speaker 1: them not to show up. Yeah. You can't think of

620
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: any reason that she wouldn't show up for your date

621
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Speaker 1: and just leave you there. There was no reason. And

622
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: like I said, I texted her a couple times and

623
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Speaker 1: then she just didn't even respond either, which was weird because,

624
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: like I said, we've been talking for a while, so

625
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: just like totally ghosted. Maybe she got scared her nervous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm hoping the like no response thing though.

627
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: It was kind of weird. So yeah, so you texted her?

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Speaker 1: What did you text her? Where the f are you? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah,

629
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Speaker 1: pretty much. I Mean I wasn't like aggressive about it

630
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: or anything, but I was pretty much like, you know,

631
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: I started off with like, hey, what's up you know,

632
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: and then like half hour later, what's going on? You

633
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,959
Speaker 1: know what happened? And just just zero response. Wow, did

634
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: you ever even see like the three little adults pop

635
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: up that show that she's typing. That's funny that you're

636
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: saying that, because you literally took the words out of

637
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: my mouth because I didn't even see her like respond

638
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: to it or anything. So I was kind of worried

639
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: something happened. You know. Well you said that you ate

640
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: there by yourself. What'd you get to eat? Was it good?

641
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: At least? Yeah? I had some calamari and had a

642
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: couple of drinks and then I just you know, pounded

643
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: my way home pretty much up to that. Did your

644
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 1: way her feel bad for you? Yeah? Yeah, yes for sure,

645
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: because as soon as I got there too, I was like,

646
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm eating somebody, and then it's like, you know, a

647
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: couple hours go by and there's nobody there. I was

648
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: getting I was getting looks from the way staff for sure.

649
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, less you had at least you had a

650
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: good time, I guess. Yeah. I've worked as a server before,

651
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: and when someone gets stood up, everybody's talking about it.

652
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: So oh really, yeah, Like this one time I had

653
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: this table come in. This dude sitting in booth for

654
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: two and sat there by himself for like three hours.

655
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: Oh God, ordering a drink every once in a wall,

656
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: water some fries as an appetizer. The funny part is, though,

657
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: when someone gets stood up like that in a restaurant,

658
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: all the women's servers, all the female servers, are like, oh,

659
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: that's so sad, and all the dancers in the back like,

660
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: look at this trump it's funny. Sorry, that probably doesn't

661
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: make you feel better. But everybody was like yeah, yeah, man,

662
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: I could tell that they were that they were looking

663
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: at me. It was awkward. So it's like, yeah, that's

664
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: why I called it. I'm just, you know, trying to

665
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: figure out what's going on. All right, Well, we'll trying

666
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: to figure it out for you. You guys ever go

667
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: to dinner by yourself? Yeah, oh you haven't. No, I don't.

668
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: You know. Some people like going to dinner by themselves.

669
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: Some people go to dinner by themselves because their date

670
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: stood them up, like Brett, who's on the phone with

671
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: us right now, and Brett wants us to call Hey,

672
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: what's her name? By the way, I don't think I

673
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: got her name from you. Miley Miley. Brett wants us

674
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: to call Miley because they had apparently met online and

675
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: talked for about a month, set up a date to

676
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: meet for dinner. He showed up to the restaurant, she

677
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: never showed up, so he sat there ate some calamari

678
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: while the white staff made fun of him and texted

679
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 1: her a few times. But he has not heard anything

680
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: from her, and he's wondering what happened and why she

681
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: stood him up. So we're about to call her and

682
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out for you. Are

683
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 1: you ready to go, Brett? I am all right. Well,

684
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: here we go the dollar front of it right now. Hello, him,

685
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: I speak to Miley. Please. This is Miley, Miley, how

686
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from the Jewel Show. I'm sorry?

687
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: Who is this Jewbil from the Jewel Show? It's a

688
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: radio show. Have you heard of it? Admittedly? I have not?

689
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: HI with me? Is me? My name's Jebel house Wife

690
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: Alex fre Esh, Hi and English Evan. Hello. Hi. We

691
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show where if you go

692
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then not call

693
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: them back after, they can email us to find out

694
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: what happened, And we recently got an email about you.

695
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: Wait what, Yeah, well have you been on nighty dates lately? No?

696
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: I haven't. Yeah we know that. Actually, so we got

697
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: an email about you from a guy named Brett who

698
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: says that you stood him up. Okay, that's interesting because

699
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: I didn't stand him up, but he emailed you. Yeah,

700
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: he emailed us and said that you guys had a

701
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: date plan, took the dinner, and you never showed. That's

702
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 1: why he was texting. That's so weird. Did you guys

703
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: not talk for like a month before he said you

704
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: guys supposedly had this date? Yeah, we talked for a

705
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: month and everything, but our date was planned for this Saturday.

706
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: So I thought he was just like drunk texting or something.

707
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: So your date supposed to be coming up? Yes, so

708
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: it was just a mix up of dates. Um, I

709
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: don't know, but this explains some of those weird texts

710
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 1: I was getting from him last weekend. What do you

711
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: mean by weird texts? He was like messaging me, asking

712
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: me where I was and WTF. But I was like,

713
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: why is this guy upset with me? Like I didn't

714
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: understand what was going on, but you just thought like

715
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: you shouldn't respond after talking to him for a month.

716
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: I just thought it was weird, and I thought he

717
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: was like drunk or something. So I was just kind

718
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: of like, you know what, this is weird. I'm I'm

719
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: a little over it already. It was kind of a

720
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: turn off. So I don't even know if I'm going

721
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: to meet with him this weekend honestly. Yeah, really, well

722
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: I should just let him explain it. Yeah, don't you

723
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: think it's good? Oh? Um, what do you what do

724
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: you mean? Well? I mean that Brett is actually on

725
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to him.

726
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: Oh um, what's up? By Ley? Hey? Oh, I mean

727
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 1: this is a weird a little bit. So yeah it is. Um, Brett,

728
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: I didn't stand you up. We planned for this Saturday, Um,

729
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: not last Saturday. Oh well that man, Well now I

730
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: feel really feel really stupid, stupider than I did before.

731
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: How did you get that messed up? Brett? I didn't

732
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: think that I did. I mean, don't you guys talk

733
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: about like, oh, I'm excited to meet you tonight or

734
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: tomorrow night or something or another in a text message beforehand,

735
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: or I'll pick you up. I guess I'll meet you there.

736
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. Yeah, I mean, I guess that

737
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: is weird. That's why I was like wondering why we

738
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: weren't texting like that all day long? And I mean,

739
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: I guess it all is, like it all makes sense now. Yeah.

740
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: You know, normally a double check when you're gonna go

741
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: meet up with someone like, hey, so see you in

742
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: a little while. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of weird that

743
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: you wouldn't check in Um oh man, I mean did

744
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: I did? I totally screw this up? I mean, are you?

745
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: Are we just not gonna to each other now? I mean,

746
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, hold on, let me just I'll

747
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: just ask for Brett. Yeah, Miley, would you like to

748
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: go out with Brett again? We'll pay for another date.

749
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: And I'm guessing he'll be better at a schedule. I

750
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. Maybe we could buy a calendar. Yeah, um,

751
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: I guess, but it's kind of weird that you would

752
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: get the date wrong and then not check or anything.

753
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: Um and call radio station. Yeah that too, and yeah,

754
00:40:54,280 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: the extremes Brett oh Man away from zero to tareel fast. Um.

755
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean I would hope that you're not like usually

756
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: this absent minded about meeting and stuff. Um, I hope

757
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: this is just like a weird random the parents or

758
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, yeah, I mean normally I am not

759
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: like this. I mean normally I'm way better with things

760
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: like this, so that is why this is really weird

761
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: for me. But I really do think you, uh, you

762
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: should give me another chance, because I definitely, I definitely

763
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: am am better better than this for sure. And I

764
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: mean I know that we like kind of hit it off,

765
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: and I really do like you, and um, I just uh,

766
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: you know, I really think we could have fun together,

767
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: So it would be awesome if you gave me a

768
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: second chance. What do you think, Miley? I mean, I

769
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: guess we all make mistakes, uh, And I mean it's

770
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: like a weird time we're living in, so I get

771
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: being like kind of distracted. Yeah, I'll give you another shot. Brett. Wow,

772
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: No way, I don't know if I would. Honestly, Well, congratulations, Brett,

773
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: you got another Brett, you got another date. Congratulations. Great,

774
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. I appreciate your help. By the way. Yeah,

775
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: set a bunch of reminders, yes, notes all around everywhere.

776
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm doing that right now. I'm gonna put it on

777
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: everything in my schedule, right now, thank Smiley, Yeah for sure.

778
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: Jubils First Date follow Up only on The New Hits

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Speaker 1: one six point one, The Jubils Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio, and The New Hits one h six point one. Okay,

781
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: I just want everybody to take a deep breath in

782
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: your nose and English, I haven't just sneezed when he

783
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: did that, I was gonna say, and out through your

784
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: mouth and axing. But I guess a good sneeze can

785
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: help you relax too, English, Evan, do you feel nice

786
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 1: and relax now? No, because it's one eighth of an orgasm?

787
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Yeah? So now you're all fired up.

788
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: It's the Jewabile Show. And it's been a stressful week.

789
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: It's always a stressful week at the end of the week,

790
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: but it's all a stressful time right now, between the

791
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 1: election and the pandemic worsening and then the news of like, hey,

792
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: just when you think things are getting better, it's now

793
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: wintertime and pandemics love cold, so they keep talking about

794
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 1: how there's gonna be another wave of COVID stuff happening.

795
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: So stressful week everywhere. Well, thankfully, experts have come out

796
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: with the top five ways to relieve some stress and

797
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: maybes tough time. I think we will need that. Yeah,

798
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: we do. Let's see if any of these will actually work.

799
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: Number five Snuggle with your pet. Oh so what they said? Yes,

800
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: nothing gets me that I was gonna say, nothing gets

801
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: me going nothing? Yeah, yeah, be careful how you say

802
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: it is English. Nothing makes me feel warmer and fuzzy

803
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: inside than cuddling with my cat. Luna, does your cat

804
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: actually like to cuddle? Oh? Yeah, I woke up. I

805
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 1: wake up with her every morning. She's like, okay, again,

806
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: this is seeming creepy. Well, because there are cats, there

807
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: are not people. Cats don't like to cuddle. And I

808
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: got it. I got a cat once because I actually

809
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: like cats. I like their attitude, you know, because you

810
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: have to earn their affection, not like dogs. Dogs are

811
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: just like, hey, I love you. Cats are like prove

812
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: it to me, Like why should I love you? You know.

813
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: I got a cat because I figured I wouldn't care

814
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: when I was gone all the time and stuff. And

815
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: I traveled a lot at the time for a comedy

816
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: and stuff, and so I was gone and this cat

817
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: was a people cat, so it hated the fact that

818
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: I was gone all the time. So anytime I came

819
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: home from a trip or started to pack for a trip,

820
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: if I didn't keep it out of the room I

821
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: was in, it would pee on my bag and my clothes. Yeah,

822
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: so I gave it to some people who could take

823
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: better care of it. Anyway, that's one way to do it,

824
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: it says. It's been shown that snuggling with your pet

825
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: helps relieve anxiety depression and hopefully your pet will dig

826
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 1: it to number four on the list of things you

827
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: can do to blow off some and try to relax

828
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: during these weird times, wearing do something creative, draw a picture,

829
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: take some photos right in a journal like that, decorate

830
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: a room in your house. Yeah, that's a good one.

831
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: Do anything creative. It serves as a great outlet, especially

832
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: for someone you know like jub very creative. Yeah yeah.

833
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: Number three Corner experts the top five things you can

834
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: do to unwind and blossom steam and relax. Get outside,

835
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: take a walk or go for a bike ride. It's

836
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: kind of cold. They also say, even just drive around

837
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,959
Speaker 1: with the windows down so you can feel the wind

838
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: in your face if it's freezing. Yeah, yeah, I mean

839
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: that might be good if you're like somewhere where it's hot. Yeah,

840
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: I mean some places are still warm right now, so

841
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: some people can get it and some people really like

842
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: the cold. Also, getting outside is pretty much the only

843
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: thing you can do right now, aside from going inside. Well,

844
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: if you go inside, not a lot of places are open,

845
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: you know. I mean you can go inside to a

846
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,959
Speaker 1: restaurant or something, but if really for any activities still,

847
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: it's like, well, I guess we can go for a walk.

848
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: You know, I've been the battles we did all summer, Yeah,

849
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: all summer long. I was like, oh, yeah, summertime. What

850
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: should we do? Yeah, walk down the street? Isn't life fun?

851
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: Right now? These are the top five things you can

852
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: do to unwind and relax, according to experts, during this

853
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: very stressful time that we have with a lot of

854
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: lost stuff going on, a little bad things. Yeah, I

855
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: mean I don't pay much attention to the news. Yeah,

856
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: I try not to. Yeah, it's not very good lately.

857
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: Number two, listen to music way to relax. That is

858
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: a great one. Yeah, But the bad thing, I don't know,

859
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: do you guys do this way? If I'm sad, I

860
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: like listening to sad music, which makes it worse. I

861
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: do that all the time. That's like I was on

862
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: the list like when you when you have a broken heart,

863
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 1: like the thing to not do. Yeah, yeah everyone does.

864
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: And yeah that's you're like, I can't listen to anything

865
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: happy right now. They say listen to music to relax,

866
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: unless it's probably you're just in your room. I'm just

867
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: trying to relax a little bit right now. Out the

868
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: ball feels so good. Mom, shut the door. Yeah. They

869
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: say when you're sad, you shouldn't listen to sad music.

870
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: I'll just make you more sad. What about angry music? Like,

871
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 1: when you're angry, do you listen to angry music? Yeah?

872
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: What is that? What's your angry song? Eminem till I collapse?

873
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: You know that song that's like, do you like collapse? Kid?

874
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: He's no, because you feel it to day that drop,

875
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: You'll never say that. I'm not killing them anyway. Listening

876
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: to music will help you relax. These are the top

877
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 1: five things. Did you hear that weird sound? My throat

878
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: made my throat just you try to play something my

879
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: throat and build on its own. I didn't mean to

880
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: do that. Whoa, my throat is coming alive and breathing

881
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: for itself now. The top things you can do to

882
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: make you relax and unwind. The number one thing that

883
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: experts say you can do is unplug. Unplug. Even just

884
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: signing off a social media, turning off your phone for

885
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: a few hours can help. And definitely don't check our email. Yeah,

886
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: there you go. No. One of the times where I

887
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: was happiest was when I went to El Salvador with

888
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 1: my girlfriend to visit like all of her family on

889
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: that side last year, and we had like no reception ever,

890
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: and it was like two weeks straight of no phone.

891
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: I felt amazing after text in four one or six one.

892
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: What is your best way to unwind a distress right

893
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: now while everything is super stressful? Resible show on demand

894
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895
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: six point one. Wholest person in the World today? Who's

896
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: Alex's worst person in the world today? Who? Mgmg, Oh

897
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: my god. These people suck so freaking bad. Okay, So

898
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of bringing this up right now because

899
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: it's that time of the year where the holidays are

900
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 1: coming around and people feel like they need to steal

901
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: packages off of people's porches and they're called porch pirates. Yes,

902
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: so they get caught on people's rings and they're a

903
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: lot less cool than regular pirates. Yes, regular pirates on

904
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: very cool. Ei though if pirates are pretty cool even

905
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: though they're mean, they're terrible people, Yeah, there are terrible people,

906
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: but they are kind of cool in the same way. Yeah.

907
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: I mean we get a head, legs and patch and

908
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: like and like Cook's hands. I Disney made them cool.

909
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: Part on your arm. Yeah, that's true. Disney didn't make

910
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: them cool. Otherwise, pirates suck the especially porch pirates. I

911
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: can't wait for the Disney porch Pirates movie to come out.

912
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: I mean, like, who actually has balls to go up

913
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: on someone's property and steal their packages? Oh? I know.

914
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 1: It's terrible, and it happens every single year, every single day,

915
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: well every day, yeah, just normally, but then around the

916
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: holiday time it steps up hardcore. I mean, I get

917
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: a lot of packages delivered every day, and I'm worried

918
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: about people, you know, coming when we're not there and

919
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: stealing them off of them because it's really easy to

920
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: go up onto our porch and the snatch are really quick. Yes,

921
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: we know that. Yesterday Alex mentioned she gets five hundred

922
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: packages a day at least. So the porch pirates are

923
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: doing very well, except they're not going to be able

924
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: to do very well if they come to our house

925
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: me and Alex lived together because we're married, if you

926
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: didn't know that. But they're not going to do very

927
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: well because it's going to take a long time for

928
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: them to get all of the packages off. They'll get

929
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: caught by then. And we have you know, we have

930
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: a doorball camera, we have cameras all over our house.

931
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: But it's not going to stop them. I mean, it

932
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: only takes two seconds to like run up and grab

933
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: and snatch it. Well, okay, so here hear me out

934
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: just a second. Okay. Porch pirates that steal packages off

935
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: of porches this time of year terrible. Yeah, they also

936
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: do a little bit of good, no, only because there

937
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: are sweet viral videos that come out everything of them

938
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: like either falling or maybe we're getting arrested, or homeowner

939
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: coming out and just like stomping the crap out of them,

940
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: because they are terrible people. So that is a great point.

941
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: So there is a silver lining to the whole porch

942
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: pirate clouds. The West pot about that clime too. Is

943
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: it's it must be premeditated, like they must. Absolutely, they

944
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: drive around yea, yeah, they're stalking the house before they

945
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: do it. They stop the drivers, right, Oh, they follow

946
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: the drivers around and they created Man. I wonder if

947
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: the drivers text in four one h six one. If

948
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: you're delivery driver, do you notice when these guys are

949
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: behind you? And do you ever like see people stealing

950
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: packages and then stomp them out? Yes, and film it,

951
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: put it on the internets, make it go viral so

952
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: we can enjoy watching it and tag us. You know,

953
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: it's crazy that I think about that. Like when we

954
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: first started ordering online and getting packages delivered, you know,

955
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: hasn't been that long, No, it hasn't really. When I

956
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: first started ordering online, I was always worried about people

957
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: stealing packages or the delivery people saying they delivered it

958
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: and didn't and just keeping it. But that never really happened,

959
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: you know, like they're actually really trustworthy people. Also, I

960
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: just think that if they say they delivered it and

961
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: wasn't there, then they would get in trouble. Right yeah,

962
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: well yeah, if you report them, they're gonna get fired

963
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: for sure, right right. I don't think I've had a

964
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: package stolen off of porch. Ever, I haven't either, neither

965
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: of I. But they're out there. The porch pirates are

966
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: out there. It SuDS you though that there are less

967
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: porch pirates and more good people who won't still the package.

968
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: So that's at least positive. I mean, I read the

969
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: survey where six out of ten people are worried about

970
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: people stealing packages off of their porch this holiday Season's

971
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Are most people worry about it?

972
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: I would think it'd be more because I'm worried about it. Yeah,

973
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: you know, and the people that aren't worried the porch pirates. Yeah,

974
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: that's how many of them. They're off the four people

975
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: in that survey they were like, no, I'm not worried

976
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: about it that are taking the package. Yeah. And it's

977
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: it's funny like thinking about some of the packages that

978
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: they still probably have like some stupid stuff in it,

979
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: like preparation h or something. Have a super healthy but

980
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: let's do that, let's out, let's leave a box on

981
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: our porch all holiday season long. That is just full

982
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: of like preparation, ah and weird things. I have a

983
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: better idea than that. Okay, Okay, So I saw this

984
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: one video too about somebody doing this because of porch

985
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: pirates is creating this like litter bomb and putting it

986
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: in a small box and then as soon as they

987
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: open it's just explore and they do it in their car.

988
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: So it's like litter everywhere. So we should make those.

989
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: We should make the sparkly pirate all right, a pirate

990
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: porch bomb, Yes, yes, that would be so good. Yes,

991
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: and on the ring camera as well. We can post

992
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: the footage. Yes, we got cameras all over the place

993
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: at our house. Let's do that. Let's set up a

994
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: trap for a porch part and see if we can

995
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: catch one this season. Frea can do it. That would

996
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: be the That would be a Christmas miracle. Your house

997
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: is perfect too, because of all the criminal activity. There

998
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: is a lot. Yeah, there's cospire house all the time,

999
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: whether right by a freeway where people want to come

1000
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: off and like rob stuff and take it so much

1001
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: foot spot to catch some of these guys, we do,

1002
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: so we need to put a box like on the

1003
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: corner of our porch war it's very visible. We're gonna work.

1004
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing, all right, all right, we have

1005
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: something to do this afternoon. Well this good thing. I

1006
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 1: just order a bunch of glitter. That's weird hopefully. Yeah,

1007
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: the porch raiter doesn't come and still just the package

1008
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: of glitters we're going to get at some point, but

1009
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: this will be amazing. We're gonna try to catch one

1010
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: the glitter. Oh you got it. Okay, we've got the glitter.

1011
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: Now we just need to figure out how to mireate

1012
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: glitter bomb and the pirate to take the box. Let's

1013
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: do it. Yes, okay, well we can figure it out

1014
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: text in four one or six one if you know

1015
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: how to make a glitter bomb, but we can also

1016
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: figure it out. Okay. So people can still packages off

1017
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: of people's porches that work hard for that money and

1018
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: whatever they wanted, and then they're disappointed because they don't

1019
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: get it and they have to contact the company. You'd

1020
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: be like, I got the stole on high porch. Now

1021
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: I need a recent and I don't want to people

1022
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: to get and all that. You are the worst person

1023
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: in the world today. That was worst person in the

1024
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,280
Speaker 1: world today, That was miss West person in the world today.

1025
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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

1026
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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one