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Speaker 1: What's up, everybody.

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Speaker 2: It's BEI Wang here, your favorite producer for Bombing, where

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Speaker 2: Eric Andrey talks to comedians, artists, and other interesting people

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Speaker 2: about the worst bomb of their careers. You might have

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Speaker 2: heard my name a few times at this point, so

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Speaker 2: here I am. As we're heading into the holidays, the

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Speaker 2: Bombing team selected a few staff picks for you to

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Speaker 2: enjoy this Christmas Eve. This week, we have clips from

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Speaker 2: DJ producer Dylan Francis, Johnny Health from the band Health, Rico, Nasty,

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Speaker 2: Tony Hawk, Yama, Nika Sanders, and Derek Beckles, and last

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Speaker 2: but not least, the band Deerhoof with Stomian Greg and

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Speaker 2: co hosts Derek Beckles and Nick Rutherford enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Bombing Balm with Eric Andrey.

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Speaker 4: On today's episode, I took to DJ and music producer

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Speaker 4: Dylan Francis.

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Speaker 5: There was a typo on your platinum record for get Low. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: what's up with that? That's the question for the RIA.

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Speaker 5: They sent it over and it said certificate. It said

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Speaker 5: certificate showing certificate chowing first plaque I ever got?

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Speaker 6: Oh congrests so like it was the actual plaque was.

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Speaker 5: Like you had a platinum record, Yeah, that's big and

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Speaker 5: it said certificate chowing instead of certification.

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Speaker 1: What is platinum five hundred K? I don't know now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: He also reminded me of Violent J from Insane Clown BOSSI,

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Speaker 5: you're kind of like the three of those guys mixed together.

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Speaker 1: What is that? Sounds horrible? Mixed with violent J and

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Speaker 1: mixed singer? What's what's his what's his name? Johnny?

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Speaker 6: He doesn't like you.

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Speaker 1: I don't tell. I don't think you.

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Speaker 5: Wanted to text him about Absolutely, you never got any

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Speaker 5: of those guys.

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Speaker 1: Come on, no, I got Naoki? Really the Benny Hannah.

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Speaker 5: Guy's son. I really heard that. Yes, and his sister

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Speaker 5: is fast than furious. Yes, power family. That's a power family.

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Speaker 7: That's Jack.

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Speaker 8: I was like, and you've been watching Okay, well that's

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Speaker 8: that's that's the question he asked everybody at the end.

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Speaker 6: That's amazing that no confirm it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't believe it every time they're lying.

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Speaker 6: Now, well he needs to hear it constantly weekly.

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Speaker 1: You kind of look like Vin Diesel. I get Vin

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Speaker 1: Diesel and who else? Sandra Bernhardt?

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Speaker 5: Sandra Bernhardt know that is that the Vendra Banhart no

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Speaker 5: wife friendly? Sandra Bernhardt and who else and like a

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Speaker 5: little bit I mean a little bit of Jeff Ross.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see Jeff Ross. You know when I

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Speaker 1: shaved my head, I look like Jeff. Yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: see that. It looks like Jeff. But I just lost

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Speaker 1: twenty five pounds, so I don't.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 6: You look good, Tommy looks good.

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Speaker 1: You do not look good. You kind of look yeah

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Speaker 1: a little nic are you? Well, I'm doing every thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm like a pin cushion.

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Speaker 3: At the end, you.

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Speaker 1: Will go v o zempic and one yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, goop dot com.

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Speaker 5: Group dot net. He's eating the Vagina Channel TV. One

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Speaker 5: time in New Orleans, I put uh an opiate up

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Speaker 5: my butt and I saw New Orleans. Yeah yeah, and

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Speaker 5: someone they were all were like, you're not gonna do it.

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Speaker 5: I was like, okay, I will.

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Speaker 1: I'm a DJ.

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Speaker 6: God damn it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then then I yeah, and we saw I

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Speaker 1: think I saw Quentin Tarantino.

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Speaker 7: Is that what happened?

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Speaker 5: But the story is gonna be like, that's over happened.

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Speaker 5: I think I saw Quentin Tarantino. And then I didn't

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Speaker 5: like that much. I didn't like it that much.

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Speaker 1: No me neither.

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Speaker 5: I was super stony blooney, not social and just like

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Speaker 5: there and me and Carl watched Nigga Gun one two

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Speaker 5: and like nine hours.

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Speaker 1: Uh man.

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Speaker 6: The emperors were thinking, I get it, that's.

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Speaker 1: What they wanted to do, but they didn't even have

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Speaker 6: They big cushion.

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Speaker 1: That reminds me of when I did acid. One time.

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Speaker 1: I put on what's the movie? Like something Cleopatra.

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Speaker 3: Movie?

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Speaker 1: No, oh my god, I forgot.

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Speaker 6: There is a movie called Cleopatra. It might be Cleopatra

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Speaker 6: Elizabeth Taylor.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, who's the girl from Spider Man? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Devin Joki.

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Speaker 5: No, she's from Fast and Furious Stone No, I quit ut.

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Speaker 1: Does anyone know who who was in?

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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 5: Was like the first Spider Man. Every podcast, here's some

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Speaker 5: dunce she and that's called clear Patra. Is it called

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Speaker 5: just Cleopatra, called Cleopatra's Cat, it's called part No.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: That's where the moon's coming in that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I dreamed it to the producers because.

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Speaker 1: He's been lying the whole time. Your dad's name is,

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Speaker 1: I don't even have parents. Did your dad go to

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Speaker 1: med school?

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Speaker 5: Dude, I don't have a dad. He just went to

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Speaker 5: he just went to g n C and he goes,

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Speaker 5: I'll figure out. Give me the ging go below bo.

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Speaker 1: Pack of needles.

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Speaker 5: Please exactly give me a pack of needles and your

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Speaker 5: best gingk go below. Start experiment on my kids. They're

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Speaker 5: hog tied at the dog gate and an earthquake to come,

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Speaker 5: and I get feel it in my bones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, so that's.

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Speaker 5: How the Benny did you ever get? Did you ever

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Speaker 5: go to Benny Hona's. I've been to Ben Love Ben.

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Speaker 5: I would go there every year for my never in

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Speaker 5: the bad mood of Benny Hona.

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Speaker 9: No.

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Speaker 1: I met Jennifer love Hewitt there the fuck at it.

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Speaker 1: I was like seven, and I gave her my number and.

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Speaker 3: For me way dream.

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Speaker 1: I think it's illegal as well. You're allowed to wait.

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Speaker 1: She just turned sixty.

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Speaker 3: She did it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't know. No she didn't.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you want you would feel we confirm her to

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Speaker 5: not want to feel really old, ristome eighty.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe anything that's coming out of your mouth anymore.

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Speaker 1: Jennifer love hew with his nine honey booboo child grew

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Speaker 1: up and got smoking.

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Speaker 6: She's gorgeous and smartest f Jennifer love He is forty

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Speaker 6: six years old. What that's a different one. That's forty six,

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Speaker 6: that's a different one.

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Speaker 1: Sixty sucking asshole told me when she's sixty nine.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Honey, booboo child. She's a genius. Now that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: You play this your next con Yes?

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Speaker 6: Please? Will you play that?

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Speaker 1: You show the camera this is how high to the Moon?

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Speaker 6: Please play? You just put it in the computer at

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Speaker 6: your next concert.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Morgan Lewis and Nancy Hamilton. Yeah, it's an mind.

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Speaker 6: You know, just seeing it now?

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Speaker 1: But where do you live now? You're still in l A. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well part of town. I'm over in West hollywod specific address.

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Speaker 7: Uh, you know.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna buy a house? What are you gonna settle down?

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Speaker 3: Marry this girl?

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Speaker 5: She's nice, You get a house, Okay, But next thing

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Speaker 5: I know, you're in upstate New York. You're putting opium

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Speaker 5: over your button, being a fucking cuckamonga.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she is she cool with all that?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't want to push. I don't want to push.

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Speaker 1: She's cool with all that. You're going with the flow.

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Speaker 1: You been with her, I'm going with her for three years.

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Speaker 1: I'll get one with you. I'm getting snipped. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm done, all right, Our friends are all getting them.

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Speaker 1: We're snipping.

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Speaker 6: It's like a hop like throwing ropes. Actually, get a

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Speaker 6: lot of research into it, and you.

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Speaker 5: Can, Yeah, you can get But there also is the

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Speaker 5: version where you don't. Then nothing comes out there.

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Speaker 6: There's another version.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's another version where it's.

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Speaker 6: Just that's like tantrica.

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Speaker 1: Is I talking about what I got going on?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: That's what you got and then your month's all offt.

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Speaker 10: Is that? What is that?

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Speaker 6: A side of bag?

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Speaker 1: You just can't throw a rope anymore? I'm are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you actually gonna go and get a sectomy?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 7: Cool.

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Speaker 1: I consulted with a doctor in Pasadena and I'm prime

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Speaker 1: candidate prime And you started some sperm, did you not?

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Speaker 3: I did?

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Speaker 1: And I didn't just so I went to the sperm bank.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you sent me, you did.

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Speaker 1: How was I gonna phrase by sperm? It's so baby awkward.

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Speaker 5: I bet I get there and I'm like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: have to fucking jerk off at the doctor's office.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, but whatever, they're used to it,

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Speaker 1: it's fine.

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Speaker 6: So they they're like sir, wait for me to be

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Speaker 1: They're like, not in the lobby, sir, please sign. I

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Speaker 1: thought this was a space.

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Speaker 5: So we went to I go into this little room

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Speaker 5: and they have a little TV and a USB thumb

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Speaker 5: driving it and like instruction. The guy didn't really tell

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Speaker 5: me anything. He just gave me a little cup. He's

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Speaker 5: like just in this.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, No, he told me about sperm, but

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Speaker 1: he didn't tell me like about the little room. So

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Speaker 1: you go in the little room. Here's a cup. What

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Speaker 1: did you tell you about sperm? He told me about

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Speaker 1: like everything when you freeze and unfreeze them? How much?

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Speaker 5: Like there's thirty nine million sperm cells and one load typically,

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Speaker 5: and like all you need is one one functional sperm cell.

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Speaker 1: One guy.

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Speaker 5: How much is like a big load? How much is

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Speaker 5: a small load? How much sperm per load? He told me,

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Speaker 5: Like all these stats, what goes into freezing them unfreezing them?

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Speaker 5: If I wanted to donate, I was like, I don't

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Speaker 5: want to donate.

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Speaker 6: If you love your job, you never work a day

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Speaker 6: in your life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's true, you only hate mondays and yeah your job.

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Speaker 6: Brother, Hey, well I got you. Can I tell you

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Speaker 6: a little bit about sperm.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so how was it?

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Speaker 5: So I go in this little room and there's a

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Speaker 5: flat screen TV, like a little flat screen and instructions

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh, there is like porn here. There's

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Speaker 5: like you didn't mention that in the fucking sperm ted talk,

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Speaker 5: but there is porn. And so I'm like looking at it.

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Speaker 5: It's like PRESSITIV and and right before you leave, I go,

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Speaker 5: these remotes are clean, right, like they've been cleaned.

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Speaker 3: He goes.

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Speaker 1: We clean them every ever.

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Speaker 6: They're clean every every month, every year, we clean every year.

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Speaker 1: We clean them. Please on Christmas Day. That's what we do.

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Speaker 1: So so okay, okay, this is I go. I turn

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Speaker 6: You like ding stuff. This is my fitbit. Check out

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Speaker 6: I went to it. Yeah, I went to my money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got fuck I can see it. Oh that's

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's too mean. That's too mean.

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Speaker 5: I met Guy Fieri at at the All Star Game,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna watch me at the sperm Bank. Oh sick.

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Speaker 5: I got a pop punk project coming out. It's called

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Speaker 1: Anything else you want to talk about before we leave?

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Speaker 1: Did you say all your bombings. Yeah I did. I

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Speaker 1: watching this Disney show. We have to sign up. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's your password? Eric?

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Speaker 6: See his lines?

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of scenes like, that's Eric.

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Speaker 5: We're getting you in a music video. I would love

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Speaker 5: to you said that before. I'm not gonna get my

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of it.

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Speaker 5: If there's any other bombing stories that I've that I had,

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Speaker 5: I thought I was only supposed to think of one.

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Speaker 6: One thing to talk about this podcast is five hours.

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Speaker 6: This is the first act I got.

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Speaker 6: We're talking about Nicole and how you feel about it?

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Speaker 1: Nicole, I love you. Don't listen to these people, dude,

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Speaker 1: don't funk that up. I'm not. Don't funk that up.

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Speaker 6: I probably you don't tell how you really feel right now.

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Speaker 3: I love you. Good. See.

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Speaker 5: You're going to cut your peep off in your sleeps?

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Speaker 1: I'm here with John Health from Health. What's the most

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Speaker 7: Yes I was, but but you guys gave you guys

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Speaker 7: Well, you know the Spanish, like they wake up six pm.

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Speaker 7: He's like, you could have died on stage, man, Like.

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Speaker 7: young at the time. I was on love my girlfriend.

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00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 7: Like the second we got off stage, I took all

449
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,880
Speaker 7: the molly at once and then.

450
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 1: I ran out. You're trying to get your heart to pup.

451
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,159
Speaker 7: And then and then I ran out, and then all

452
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 7: the kids was like five in the morning. They got

453
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 7: around me. It was my girlfriend and they started washed.

454
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,960
Speaker 1: They all work out. My god, I was like rolling

455
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,680
Speaker 1: my mouth. Oh yeah, you're like a golden was It

456
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,879
Speaker 1: was those magical balls, like a bomb that sounds like

457
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:52,399
Speaker 1: it was.

458
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 7: It was one of the best that yeah, and then

459
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:57,560
Speaker 7: and then and then kept going and it was just

460
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Speaker 7: me hearing the sound man. Then it was like eighty

461
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,119
Speaker 7: I'm rocking this. I'm like a John Gyman a war

462
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 7: off where it's like.

463
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, oh god.

464
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,120
Speaker 7: You know that it's terrible at that point, but it's great.

465
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 7: It was worth it.

466
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,120
Speaker 3: It was great.

467
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 5: When he did drugs, he doesn't yeah, because he had

468
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 5: two heart attacks when he's twenty nine years old.

469
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't think sober ever since he's a chef.

470
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 3: But I mean I do.

471
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 7: I didn't follow his recipe on mine.

472
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,440
Speaker 5: He's a great she's an incredible chef. He's very talented man.

473
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,159
Speaker 5: But I asked him what when he did drugs?

474
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 1: What was it like?

475
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,400
Speaker 5: He goes, I forgot what he called the gorilla finger

476
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 5: reminded me of it. I think he called it a

477
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 5: third rail, and I go, well, catertail.

478
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 1: It was a gator tail.

479
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

480
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,919
Speaker 5: When I think a third rail, he would do ketamine,

481
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 5: meth and coke all in one giant line at work

482
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 5: while he was cooking. What he said, he would drink

483
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 5: a big gulp of vodka and then do a third rail.

484
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 5: What that's horrible.

485
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 7: How did he eat food after that?

486
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 3: He doesn't eat.

487
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: He was like cooking and he was crazy.

488
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 7: He did sample them, you know, I don't know.

489
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: He was like a fucking wild maniac back in the day.

490
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

491
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 7: Third rail?

492
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like working at very stressful kitchens, working like

493
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 5: nineteen hour shifts.

494
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,679
Speaker 1: So you're just like, hey, every drug ever, no problem.

495
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,239
Speaker 7: That's a new one.

496
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 3: Third rail.

497
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:16,160
Speaker 1: What's the gatortail?

498
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 7: Gator tails? Same thing? A griller Finger's a really big line.

499
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 7: I think xanax mix of coke is zombie dust.

500
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I know mushrooms and Molly's hippie flip.

501
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, then.

502
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 1: Candy flip.

503
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

504
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: Drinking Robotestin's robot tripping.

505
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, you ever did you ever do that?

506
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 3: Ship?

507
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 7: As a kid likes Corseton, you eat the pills.

508
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: What's Corseton?

509
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 7: It's like it was easier way to row trips. It's

510
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 7: so hard to drink robotestin.

511
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm from Florida. The kids would chug

512
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: the robot. I never did it. I never did it.

513
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 7: Well, so corseedon you could take up. It's super easy.

514
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:50,159
Speaker 7: You just eat like forty pills at once. It's so crazy. No,

515
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 7: I never did again, Like, no, that's scary. It slows

516
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 7: down time.

517
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 5: So my friend did it and he goes. I felt

518
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 5: like my brain was boiling and I went to the

519
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 5: ninth circle of Hell. You're just like best friends.

520
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 3: It was just like no, thanks.

521
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 7: We watched sounds and lambs and it felt like it

522
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 7: took like eight hours. And remember we put on the

523
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 7: song and I knew the song was four minutes and

524
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 7: I remember just looking at the clock.

525
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 3: She's like, jeez, so.

526
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: Never get one time.

527
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 7: I ate weed with.

528
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 5: Eight nugs. I was like in tenth grade with peanut butter.

529
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 5: I just like scooped the nuts. And this is before

530
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 5: weed's legal. Yeah, there's no dispensaries, there's no weed gummies.

531
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: This is back in the day.

532
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 5: I'm talking. This is the nineties. I'm like fifteen, and

533
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 5: I had this cough left over from a cold. So

534
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 5: I was like, I want to get stoned, but I

535
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,959
Speaker 5: don't want to smoke it. My friend's like, I think

536
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 5: you can eat it with peanut butter. So I ate

537
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 5: an entire It's probably the most high I've ever been.

538
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 7: Just eat a straight apparently, I think a cook it

539
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 7: or something.

540
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 5: No, no, he goes my veran goes. The peanut butter

541
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 5: extracts the THC in your stomach.

542
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 6: Oh.

543
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 1: My friend who's like was sixteen and equally ding.

544
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 7: We had the internet, though kids knew this shit.

545
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 5: It It wasn't pre internet, but the Internet wasn't a

546
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 5: part of life yet. There was definitely no smartphones. I

547
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 5: had no cell phone at the time.

548
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 7: Way better.

549
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 5: It was like I had a beeper and like the

550
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 5: only computer was in your mom's like room, you know

551
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 5: what I mean. Like, and you had to kick your

552
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 5: mom off the phone to use the Yeah, it was

553
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 5: like those days. So I scooped peanut butter on a knife,

554
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 5: on a butter knife and just packed nugs of weed

555
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 5: and like just ate like weed at like peanut butter,

556
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 5: like and an hour goes by and I was like, man,

557
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 5: that was a total fail.

558
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 3: Didn't work.

559
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 5: And I started playing bass in my friends fucking crazy

560
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 5: house and then like I was tripping balls. I was

561
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,959
Speaker 5: like the most high and fucked up I've ever been

562
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 5: in my entire life. I don't know what that's called,

563
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 5: but I've smoked uh cloud nine, Like we dipped.

564
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 3: Into bombing fluid and PCP.

565
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: And I was less high then than when.

566
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 7: I just hate what is the what is the PCP high?

567
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: Just it's kissing, it's kind of me.

568
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 7: Oh really, well, hey I'm learning.

569
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 3: Man.

570
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 7: You had a the fucking Flat Earth book in your

571
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 7: waiting room.

572
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, I don't know what's out there.

573
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was whacky. I went to I went to

574
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 7: the fucking Index of Bibliography. It was all YouTube links.

575
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,239
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a North Korean prison out there.

576
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on there.

577
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 7: Oh I found out I'm North Korean actually recently.

578
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well there it was one country.

579
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know, but it's my whole life.

580
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: My mom.

581
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 7: I even asked him. I'm like, mom, I'm not We're

582
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,959
Speaker 7: like South Korea, We're good. And then uh, they came

583
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 7: out later if my mom just never told me.

584
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 5: I went to the DMZ. Wait really, I went to

585
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,719
Speaker 5: the d m Z and looked at North Korea through

586
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 5: binoculars and that's as close as what is it like

587
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 5: when I won't go?

588
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: I won't do?

589
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 5: They have they have a fake city that's like a

590
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 5: facade because they noticed that people were watching, tourists were watching,

591
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 5: so they built this like really make sure.

592
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 7: Village or whatever.

593
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's like totally like two D city and

594
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 5: then the rest of it looks like pure misery, pure

595
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 5: pure fucking hell. But there is North Korean cuisine that

596
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 5: I tried to get. There's like one isn't that much different,

597
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 5: But there's this one stew that this woman in South

598
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 5: Korea told me to get and I failed it.

599
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 7: Wait Dan Sun saw in La that's North Korean?

600
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: Is it? Yeah?

601
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 7: Well it's supposed to be. It's like a create it's

602
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 7: a bunker theme restaurant and I mean it's the same

603
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 7: fucking food. But oh uh huh yeah, that's why they

604
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 7: all wait camera. There's a big picture of Kim Jong

605
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 7: ill in there really.

606
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wall it's pretty controversial, is it in Korea town?

607
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

608
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 5: Okay, well that's that's like having a Fidel Castro picture

609
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 5: at a Cuban restaurant.

610
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's actually funny. It's like when you go to

611
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 7: a Russia It's like they have guys dressed up as

612
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 7: like uh solid pudin, Like you can't do that in Germany.

613
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 7: There's not like it's like a photo hitler. You know,

614
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 7: it's like fucking funny. So I don't know who else do.

615
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 3: I mean?

616
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 5: George watching It own more slaves than anybody. He was

617
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 5: the richest man in America at the time. He owned

618
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 5: more slaves. His teeth were slave teeth.

619
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 7: I did find that recently with lead in them. So

620
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 7: he was like, he was like and apparently it's a ginger.

621
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 7: Oh really, and he's like as tall as me.

622
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: That's the least important fact is everything.

623
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 10: I just I.

624
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: And Redhead what hold it right there?

625
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 7: I have a story about asking death gripts for a beer,

626
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 7: and then I crank about I'll eat Okay, okay, how

627
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 7: do you to start eating? Yeah easy? I got other bombings,

628
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 7: but they're so normal, like their normal yeah uh okay.

629
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 7: I guess everyone well, you know, okay, this is actually

630
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 7: anyone in a band. I will understand that. If you

631
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 7: play Germany, we have a bad show, like barely everyone comes.

632
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 7: All this staff comes up to you and they be like, wow,

633
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 7: it must feel so terrible to all the way here

634
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 7: and have Nolan come to your show. I'll just be like,

635
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 7: you are so bad, you must feel awful when you

636
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 7: go to sleep.

637
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 5: I just want to Taiwan and like Taiwanese girls, they

638
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 5: have no filter, so it's like the food is really bad.

639
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 5: They'll just go to the waiter like, hey, this food terrible,

640
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 5: tastes like dog food.

641
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 7: Got got you gotta have a time with these accent

642
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 7: Come on, let's come on here.

643
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 3: Come on man.

644
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 7: I can't I can't get into the story. I'm not

645
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 7: being able to know myself. I can't imagine it's not

646
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 7: not working.

647
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: If you do a black Son, I will do ai.

648
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm doing a black set.

649
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 3: Hey.

650
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 7: Percent of my life I grew up a Comedy Central

651
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 7: and like you know, that's like getting regular.

652
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: Doing the right impression of old dirt past. Okay, So

653
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: death Grips Beers.

654
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 7: Story, Okay, so a f y f this is. I

655
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 7: don't know why the story is so funny. People find

656
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 7: it very funny, so I tell it all the time.

657
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 7: Were we played right before them, and their trailer is

658
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 7: right next to the stage and our trailers in the

659
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 7: artist zone. So I just really wanted a beer. So

660
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 7: I went and I knocked to the door and I

661
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 7: was like, hey man, we're the band right before you.

662
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 7: You know, my trailers really far away. Can I just

663
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 7: have one of your beers? And it was the keyboard

664
00:28:54,520 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 7: guy and he was just like, uh no when he

665
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 7: showed the door, Oh no, oh, this isn't really a bombing.

666
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 7: But one of the last nighte Shale shows he played

667
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 7: this is separately after that tour. It was in their

668
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 7: farewell shows in La and we were on stage and

669
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 7: like halfway with a set, like like it was just

670
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 7: like it was like the it was like an outhouse

671
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 7: but like like the back of the Chinese restaurant, like

672
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 7: put together. It was like so bad and I was like, dude,

673
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 7: at first, it's like someone farting I'm like, no, I can't.

674
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 7: It was at the Fonda. We're like two songs in

675
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 7: and I'm just like, I'm just staring at the guys

676
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 7: and being like, someone ship their fucking pants, Like only

677
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 7: a live ship could be this live. It was actually crazier.

678
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 7: I'm like, how would a shit be this crazy? And

679
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 7: I'm just looking, I'm like sclaring at everyone like who

680
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 7: the fuck ship their pants?

681
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 3: Man?

682
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 7: And they were playing this thing and then sudden I

683
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 7: hear was the screaming for the audience and screaming and

684
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 7: screamings building, and I looked out and this girl in

685
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 7: Daisy Dudes, Red Daisy Dutch is being CrowdSurf and a

686
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 7: fucking like the fire hose like of of just of

687
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 7: just you know, of whatever. Yeager shit is straying full

688
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 7: blast and we're like and she got fucking thrown over

689
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 7: to barricade, just spraying and spraying and spray and then

690
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 7: are you?

691
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, crowd serving why you know.

692
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 7: I think they're trying to get rid of her. She

693
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 7: was spraying so bad. They're like out of here, you know,

694
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 7: and you know, and you know it's I'm sure she's

695
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 7: waiting there since like eight in the morning drinking yeager.

696
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 7: So so so they spray over her. Yeah, everyone's everyone's

697
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 7: just screaming and screaming and there's just you know, liquid

698
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 7: ship and.

699
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: Everyone smell from oh yeah, oh yeah, imagine underneath everyone.

700
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 7: It was like it was like blade, you know, like

701
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 7: everyone's gonna So then I had this moment where I'm like, dude,

702
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 7: we hit the brown note.

703
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: But no.

704
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 7: Then I cut up. You're like, well halfway through, I'm like, dude,

705
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 7: we're fucking whoa this ship in your pants?

706
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 2: Man?

707
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 7: And then and then I was like, oh wait, that

708
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 7: doesn't make any sense. There's no fucking way, you know,

709
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 7: Like I don't know.

710
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: I was like, is it the moment.

711
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 7: It's like, in a few seconds anyway, you start thinking, logically,

712
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 7: they're waiting all day in the sun drinking yegger. I'm

713
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 7: assuming yeager. Why why the consistency?

714
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: You know, like you know, you can tell what like

715
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: how it is, if anyone would know, it would be you.

716
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 7: Circle something yeah or equivalent. To get that consistency.

717
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: It was like that ship.

718
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 7: It was like a not a smoothie, but a milkshake,

719
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying, Like empty stomach.

720
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 5: Could you imagine that that story haunts her whole life,

721
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 5: and then she comes across this podcast episode is like she.

722
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: Can't shake it. I don't care. I hope she does.

723
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: Hear this podcast.

724
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 7: Was like these guys are really go to the hospital.

725
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,719
Speaker 7: She's like she's touch nails man. She waiting all day.

726
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 7: You know, Rare, just get those tickets. I'm just really shocked.

727
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 7: A letter back in. I feel like if I was

728
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 7: sprained diarrhea.

729
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm going home, I'm washing up, and I'm like I'm quarantining.

730
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 7: It was so rare tho that she's wearing Daisy Dukes though,

731
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 7: because I know, because the What City l A is

732
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 7: that the fun So the tightness of the pants, I

733
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 7: think I created that that that hose affect. You know,

734
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 7: you squeeze the hose and it was coming out like

735
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 7: one of those you know, the you know you know

736
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 7: what I'm saying.

737
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you have like a chicken pog in your dick. No,

738
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 5: you in your peace blits in half in the morning,

739
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 5: sometimes not fully like.

740
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's terrible.

741
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I kind of like it peing

742
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 5: with boner, peeking with a boner, your pieces in half.

743
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. When I had chicken box. I had a

744
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: chicken bog in my dickle.

745
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 7: Oh you're a kid, all right?

746
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: See by?

747
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 3: All right? Cool with are?

748
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 5: I got my buddy Derek Bega was with me. And

749
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 5: today we got a legendary lineup, the very funny comedian

750
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 5: Yaminica Sandras, skateboarding legend Tony Hawk and uh Rap Goddess,

751
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 5: Rico Nasty. We go off the rails and it's total freedom,

752
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 5: all in one glorious mess. I want to know the

753
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 5: worst gig. I want to know if you ever skated wasted.

754
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 5: I got fucking rocked.

755
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 12: I want to know who he was looking at a

756
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 12: ten years old to make him even skating was like

757
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 12: a thing.

758
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 10: That you use.

759
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: I had nobody look up to you.

760
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 10: So Steve Cavallera was a couple of years older than me,

761
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 10: and he was my son eyes and I saw a

762
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 10: picture of him out of a pool and I was like,

763
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 10: get out, I want to do that. And that guy

764
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 10: is as big as me, and I guess it's possible because.

765
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 12: A lot of the skaters, I feel you there are

766
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 12: more on the small side, like.

767
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 6: They're a little short.

768
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 10: I was, I was small.

769
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: I was real small, bro, You've always been tall.

770
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 10: No, no, no, high school. When I was in high school,

771
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 10: people thought I was visiting my older brother all the time.

772
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: Did you have growth?

773
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, like.

774
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, finally.

775
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

776
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's painful in Turkey.

777
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 12: There's the other type of extenders too. You know they're

778
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 12: getting d b ls right, the d b L what

779
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 12: is that? The big the d f T, the n

780
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 12: f T, the n T.

781
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 6: They can't body and ditment I'm getting.

782
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm getting dig reduction, you know, drop a.

783
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 8: Bomb on the ass.

784
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: Mike here and you hear micro peeny here, you're going

785
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: to help.

786
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 7: I'm enjoying this conversation.

787
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 8: Tony's not enjoying it at all.

788
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 1: But I we got to hear about your worst bomb.

789
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: What was your worst gig? You can rattle mom, or

790
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: you can tell one to say whatever you want.

791
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 10: My first competition was was one of my worst for sure.

792
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 10: I didn't understand how the competition worked. I don't know

793
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 10: what they're looking for. I didn't have the skills to

794
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 10: really do that well, and I just ended up jumping

795
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 10: off my board at every turn, done things that I

796
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 10: knew I had. I got second to last.

797
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's right, Wait, you said at twenty four

798
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 5: you thought you had peaked. But there's two tricks that

799
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 5: only you can do correct.

800
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 1: Or for a while for a while. Yeah, seven, I

801
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: don't know skateboard ship seven twenty am I get there.

802
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 10: Nine hundred.

803
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: Just where you are, they're born, and you do two

804
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: and a half full rotations for years only you could

805
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: do it for a couple of years. Yeah, because and

806
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: what about the fucking loop That was for.

807
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 10: A couple of years too.

808
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: But you were not twenty four, you were not twenty

809
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: four weeks.

810
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 7: No, No, but I was.

811
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 10: I was just hustling, trying to make how old are you? Well?

812
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 10: When I started trying nine hundreds when I was actually

813
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 10: a teenager, I didn't learn until I was thirty one.

814
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: So you did not be gu but I that's like,

815
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: that's the thing.

816
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 10: I kept skating, but there was no there was there's

817
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 10: no accolades, you know what I mean. It was like, oh,

818
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 10: so this is a first time I tried to land

819
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 10: one hundred, I fell forward, broke my rib, and I

820
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 10: was late to pick up my son at pre school.

821
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 6: Wow that was really wait, let's talk about that.

822
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 12: So when when did you start having like at what

823
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 12: age did you have a child twenty four and then

824
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 12: you were still in there.

825
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 8: Wow, that's crazy.

826
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's a whole another balla can I get I'm sorry,

827
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 12: y'all got some liquors on champagne or.

828
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah we got boozed too, we got soldo of champagne

829
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: to champagne.

830
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 9: You're like a dad, right, and you're like You're like, okay,

831
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 9: there's versions of responsibility. There's a code of responsibility we're

832
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 9: supposed to be adhere to. And then you're driving to

833
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 9: pick up your kid. I'm not I'm not like busting

834
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 9: your bulls, but I'm just like, you're driving to pick

835
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 9: up your kid and broken.

836
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 10: Rib from trying to do yeah, camera can't breathe, right, yeah,

837
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 10: and you're like for sure, those those are those Those

838
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,919
Speaker 10: are some of the most powerful moments just in terms

839
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 10: of what am I doing?

840
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, right?

841
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 10: And what even if I made that trick then no

842
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 10: one would have cared.

843
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: That's yes, that's what I'm going to do.

844
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 10: This is ninety four ninety five. I'd have been like cool.

845
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 1: It's almost like the old old that old dude.

846
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 10: This case half pipes made a new spin. That's what

847
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 10: I sating.

848
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: What would what.

849
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 13: Would you be doing because it seems like you hold

850
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 13: the other jobs, those two job video editing. No, no, no,

851
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 13: What I'm asking is this when we were on that

852
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 13: on the train, right, I know, I know when we

853
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 13: won the train. What I mean isthm, No, my mother

854
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 13: knows this that when when we were on the train.

855
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 13: And I shouldn't say God left me behind in the

856
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 13: name of Jesus, I take that back, because God hasn't.

857
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 13: He puts us into all the times we need to

858
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 13: be in. But we were talking about how difficult it is,

859
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 13: but we didn't want to do anything else but that.

860
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 13: And it seems like even when you said during the

861
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 13: low times, you were still when people weren't looking, still

862
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 13: doing it. So this seems like your only passion, right,

863
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 13: this was your purpose?

864
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 10: M hmm, it's what It's what gave me the most

865
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 10: joy besides my family, So for sure that was it.

866
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: See, I hate my family, so I don't relate to

867
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: what you just said.

868
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 7: Well, do you know how.

869
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 10: Everybody, I'm thankful to be here. I can't yeah, to

870
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 10: be in this kind of stuff.

871
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 13: And then it also has to circum this conversation, what

872
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 13: the hell youse in a may.

873
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, somebody.

874
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 5: Was saying something to get it.

875
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but Tony, I can't thank you enough.

876
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 13: This little black girl grew up in corduroy shorts plus size,

877
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 13: trying to do your moves. I remember I got to

878
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 13: cut so bad one time when I tried to slip

879
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 13: my skate.

880
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: That was the first time skateboarding.

881
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 10: Are you kidding me?

882
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: My mother and them heads.

883
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 13: I was using Remember your skateboard, the yellow banana one

884
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 13: you had, I was using that and my first cut

885
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 13: I got. It was the first time I saw my

886
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 13: skin go white and then the blood came Yeah, skate

887
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 13: white and then like after a few seconds, then all

888
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 13: of a sudden.

889
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: This blood came in.

890
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 6: It was my first Yeah, I've had let me see,

891
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 6: wait a minute, that was this morning.

892
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: You're skating this morning? Yeah, Brooklyn Banks, und I know that's.

893
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 3: Right, skating?

894
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 10: They like, well, I was there at I was there

895
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 10: at at eight am because I don't want to, you know,

896
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 10: I'm just trying.

897
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 1: To set want Can you explain the sodius? Yeah, don't

898
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: explain anything.

899
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 3: I don't know why she.

900
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: Can. Tony ask you a question, You're like, so no, no, no, no,

901
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: we're gonna get I don't know any more alcoholic. No,

902
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just I'm so happy, like Zoe, would

903
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: you look for.

904
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 12: Just I can't even put it into words. I mean,

905
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 12: like my whole life, You've literally just been kind of like,

906
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 12: you know, just in the background, like you're you're You're

907
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 12: a legend, You're an icon. You're somebody that just always

908
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 12: would see and be like, damn, like he do everything.

909
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 12: You were cool with the rappers, you had a video game,

910
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 12: you you had a cool family, you got a crazy

911
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 12: You're like your grandchild's lord is insane.

912
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 6: Like the Beyonce of skateboarding.

913
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 3: Bro.

914
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, like You're why I asked you about your mouth rush.

915
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody on it but you that celebrity. I want

916
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: to know now who Okay, okay, what about Chad Muska.

917
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: Who's the dude. Who's the dude that made the.

918
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 5: He did that trick where he flips the skateboard upside

919
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 5: down and he can he can ride it up.

920
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 10: Right on dark Slide, even in the dark dark slid. Yeah,

921
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 10: he's the godfather of pretty much all the modern tricks

922
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 10: you see on the street. Flips, three sixty flips, impossible.

923
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 10: He create all this stuff, one of he create all

924
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 10: this stuff on a on a pad of concrete in

925
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 10: a barn in Florida, on his own Florida.

926
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 13: Man, are you guys getting you a recognition like a

927
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 13: Guinness Book of World Records and all that stuff?

928
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: You got a Guinness record?

929
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 9: Uh?

930
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm not sure. I think I had one for

931
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 10: the nine hundred, but that's been surpassed.

932
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 3: So what about nudges?

933
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: Didn't nude like.

934
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,959
Speaker 10: Would have the world record for the scariest hill bomb?

935
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 5: When did you break your pelvits? Tell them about the

936
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 5: Can we show that footage? Is it traumatizing to watch?

937
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna show a few thinks trauma like damn.

938
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 10: I mean it was for Jackass, was for Wild Boy,

939
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 10: but it was not and then it ended up it

940
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 10: was sad. I mean it has been on TV everywhere

941
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 10: and in the documentary. So yeah, okay, I'm seeing it.

942
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: All right, Tony's injury. What do we look up?

943
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 10: Oh god?

944
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 3: What is that loop?

945
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 10: Just just calling the loop? Just Tony Hawk Loop'm it

946
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 10: was Wild Boys, right, Wild Boys? Yeah, Tony Hawk Loop,

947
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 10: Wild Boys and I'm in a monkey suit.

948
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, embarrassing. He's crying.

949
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 3: Did you hear your.

950
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: Always before? Let's give context this is your worst injury

951
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: in your career?

952
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 3: Correct?

953
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,720
Speaker 10: I think the most traumatic in terms of danger factor

954
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 10: and life threatening.

955
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 12: Yes, he said he wasn't tall.

956
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 10: I broke my femur three years ago.

957
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 2: That was.

958
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 13: Tossed.

959
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 8: Oh, this is not a unity.

960
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: We would have been all over.

961
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 10: This is what I made. You want to see me

962
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 10: make it? These that's oh yeah, yeah, this is the one.

963
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 10: You know, this is the one. This is where I

964
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 10: get sucked up.

965
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 1: It's like falling out of the building.

966
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 3: It's like jumping.

967
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: It's like the mid in the middle.

968
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 12: And you're bleeding.

969
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 3: What were the injuries?

970
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 10: Fracture skull, broken thumb, fractured pelvis.

971
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: It's the thumb. But just drives me crazy.

972
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 10: It changed, It changed the other day. Yeah, it changed

973
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 10: my signature. I can tell if I signed stuff before

974
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 10: or after that. What you is that two thousand and four?

975
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 8: Do y'all have a shirt?

976
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 10: I'm not explicitly putting down what I'm doing on insurance forms.

977
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 1: Brain damage.

978
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,479
Speaker 10: I had. I had some lingering effects for a few months.

979
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: What were they doing this show?

980
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 10: Just confusion?

981
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, everything that you got going on, Eric, this is

982
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 13: the same thing he got going on.

983
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 10: But but I mean there were points where I would

984
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 10: try to do something. I'm just looking out like I can't.

985
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 10: I can't even I don't even know what this is.

986
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 5: Dude, Againe said the last hit, but Knoxiclle got hit

987
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 5: by the bull in the last jocks. He got a

988
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 5: brain hemorrhage and they he said something to me like

989
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 5: he couldn't remember his mom's last name, made a name

990
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 5: or something.

991
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 12: Realistically, John, imagine how many how many black women were

992
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 12: at like skate events.

993
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: But we're gonna find him, man, we got to go with.

994
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: Aericdre.

995
00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 5: With Aericdre, we got two absolute legends of experimental rock,

996
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 5: so Tomy and Greg from Deer Hoof with my partners

997
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 5: in crime Derek Beckels and Nick Rutherford Rotten Shotgun. Now,

998
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 5: you guys all live in four different cities. How do

999
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 5: you guys function in a long distance relationships?

1000
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 8: And what is your deal with haitiing San Franciscocisco?

1001
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 14: Continue to like San Francisco and continue to return.

1002
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 15: That's not a very strong word.

1003
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: You don't love it though we love. My point.

1004
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 14: Is that there have been times over the course of

1005
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 14: our storied career in which we have played cities to

1006
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 14: which we have never opted to return and one of

1007
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 14: those cities not so far from San Francisco, but but

1008
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 14: another universe in terms of audience appreciation of what most

1009
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 14: people consider extraordinarily beautiful music are music that is modesto.

1010
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, The Beck has a song called Modesta. Did that?

1011
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 3: Okay?

1012
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 14: Could you recite the lyrics to me in full so.

1013
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 8: That I could you do it in Farsie?

1014
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: I could do it in Farsie, but I can't do

1015
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: the whole thing.

1016
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't know.

1017
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: That's all. That's the only fact. You really put me

1018
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: in a corner.

1019
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 8: That's what this podcast is.

1020
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like a headless woman.

1021
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 10: That experimental I y brought to you by Corners?

1022
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 2: Is it?

1023
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 12: Is it?

1024
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 8: Modesta? Like the Carrier Wife Capital of the World is true?

1025
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 8: I think?

1026
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: So that's not very modesto of that.

1027
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 8: So I'm trying to do that. I can't play it together.

1028
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 8: I don't give you.

1029
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1030
00:45:54,280 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 9: Look modesto Spanish for modest I thought we were prof.

1031
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 3: Mister here.

1032
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 14: The door whose flashlight was normally used to check identification,

1033
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 14: you know, to to accurately judge a person's age and

1034
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 14: whether they're allowed. This is in the door in the

1035
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 14: modesto once we started playing, exactly, it was the size,

1036
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 14: there was four bean bags in opening. Band was already

1037
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 14: sketchy biscuit. I don't mean the band was sketchy, but

1038
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 14: the band they were, they were you could tell that

1039
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 14: they didn't have full commitment. Let's say the Trevor who

1040
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 14: was playing who was playing bass in that band, never

1041
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 14: really took his coat off.

1042
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: Think it's yeah, it's like in his mind he.

1043
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 14: Was already on the drive back home. Once we got

1044
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 14: on there and began the doorman's by the second song,

1045
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 14: his flashlight was no longer pointed at identification. It was

1046
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 14: pointed at the stage into our eyes, trying to get

1047
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 14: us to stop.

1048
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 8: Yeahs laser pointing like that, you're a drone pilot.

1049
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 3: Wow.

1050
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: A doorman only venue they did They did no research exactly.

1051
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 14: No, this this was in the mid nineties.

1052
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: There wasn't research was about. You had to get a book.

1053
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 3: Library.

1054
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1055
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: The internet was just like ship stable to lamp posts.

1056
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1057
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 8: Wait, so you've never been back to Modesta No, I

1058
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 8: mean if you, well, we got a suppress for you.

1059
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 2: This here.

1060
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: Doorman Gary, do you have the doorman? He was on

1061
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: dead door he's not a health nut. We got mister.

1062
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 14: Tenjerine allow.

1063
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 5: And we got you guys two tickets economy on them track.

1064
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 8: Three year lease.

1065
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: A three year lease on a beautiful one bedroom.

1066
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 8: In gorgeous you're have to pay for we got the

1067
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 8: first month. No bathroom, it's a communal bathroom.

1068
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: Communal bathroom shared.

1069
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 8: I think you've I think you've had enough acid.

1070
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 3: You got to share the health of.

1071
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: So Modesta was about, have you guys ever had any

1072
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: like bottles thrown at you?

1073
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 3: How bad has it got?

1074
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: Didn't anybody throw anything at you ever?

1075
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 10: No?

1076
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 16: But in you get your know, it's very common that

1077
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 16: people put pee in the plastic car.

1078
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 7: What and they throw in the air.

1079
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 8: We do that here too, well yeah, sorry, we do

1080
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 8: that at my apartment, but not.

1081
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: It's an active love.

1082
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 9: The British version of putting a layer around somebody's neck

1083
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 9: when you get Hawaiiani.

1084
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: My apartments in the basement of Bearheid.

1085
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 3: So that's why active. It's an a couple.

1086
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 5: There's a gay sex there's a famous gay sex club

1087
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 5: in Germany where the ship basement. You gotta see, it's

1088
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 5: the it's the modesto of Germany.

1089
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about sure, sure you did it.

1090
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: People's mouth for urinals.

1091
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

1092
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 14: Bombing in Germany is that it's always a little more subtle.

1093
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 14: They could say, oh, if they clap, they make it

1094
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 14: seem like it. They clap, and then after the show

1095
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 14: they come up to you and say, I liked your show.

1096
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 14: The snare drum was a little too loud.

1097
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: I liked the show.

1098
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 14: It was better last time, wasn't it.

1099
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 3: Yea.

1100
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 14: And this, this characteristic of the German music personality is

1101
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 14: so well documented and famous that somebody actually started a

1102
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 14: Twitter account called German Music Opinion. Everybody just writes in

1103
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 14: you know that, just at German Music Opinion all the

1104
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 14: almost you know xerox, you know, identical experiences they've had

1105
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 14: post show with it, with what theoretically are their own

1106
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 14: fans like critique.

1107
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but I don't know.

1108
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 14: If you consider it a bomb. It's definitely a deflation,

1109
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 14: but not people didn't to.

1110
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 1: Kill anybody anymore, so they just like clap and passively.

1111
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 3: It might go back.

1112
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,959
Speaker 1: Taking a little break. Wait, so you got piss thrown

1113
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: at you in England?

1114
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 16: No, No, that was a blur.

1115
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Speaker 8: We opened it was a blur.

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00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: It was a Blur because the piss got in your eyes.

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00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 16: Not the band Blur.

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00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: Blur got pissed throwing at them and piss us what.

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00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 8: Blur through piss on you?

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Speaker 16: No, the Blur piste on people.

1121
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: What the band Blur peede on the audience.

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00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 14: Blur, but you're thinking some other band They're not called Blur.

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Speaker 8: Wait, so Blur, the band was heckling the audience.

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00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 1: Wait, shows, you got to put it up on the screen.

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00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: If that's you have wait, wait, wait tell us.

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00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 8: That tell us that I feel like we haven't gotten

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00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 8: the full start.

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00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to start.

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00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 5: Over, you know.

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Speaker 16: It's just you know, in UK people get drunk towards

1131
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 16: the end of the festival. So we played in Hyde

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00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 16: Park right and we are like like first bound and

1133
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 16: then like Florence and the Machine and Blur played.

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Speaker 7: We can play.

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00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 16: But by the by the time, by the time Blur

1136
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 16: came out, everybody was so drunk they started peeing in

1137
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 16: they throw in the air, so it just spreads.

1138
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 8: The clouds.

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00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 7: It's just like a raining of.

1140
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 5: Missed gathering at the juggle, you know, and clown Possi

1141
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 5: they throw poop at people on stage.

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00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 14: Yeah exactly.

1143
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, out of France very shy, and they just

1144
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: grew pretty shy in Paris. Then he got to Vermont

1145
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:19,919
Speaker 1: and Hams.

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00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 9: So it's not as bad as it sounded. They're just

1147
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 9: throwing piss up in the air and like letting it

1148
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 9: shower down on them.

1149
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: It's a nice Maybe it's not.

1150
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 8: It's probably refracting in the lights. That's a sign of respect.

1151
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: You guys have a song called piss Rainbow. I think, right,

1152
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: And let's hear something. Now, let's hear a little bit

1153
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: of piss Rainbow. How did you guys start as a vent?

1154
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 5: You existed Wait in ninety four, there's no research, so

1155
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 5: how could you start an event?

1156
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 16: I didn't. I didn't join until ninety five, couple weeks ago.

1157
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 5: Well, okay, yeah, you're in the weeds between ninety four

1158
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 5: and ninety five. Let's say ninety five.

1159
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 6: Remember that.

1160
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: Do you remember Book your Own fucking Life? Did you

1161
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: guys ever use that? You know what I'm talking about.

1162
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 5: No. It was like if you were in a punk

1163
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 5: band and you needed to book your own tour, there

1164
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 5: was this fucking phone book called Book your Own fucking

1165
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 5: Life that had the phone numbers of every single punk,

1166
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 5: every venue, and every every band member.

1167
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was basically every place that was basically was

1168
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 9: every place that was going out of business that would

1169
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 9: let a band play.

1170
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 15: It's just like, yeah, it was like planned in Denny's.

1171
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 15: It was like a pizza parlor going out of business.

1172
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: Sure Spirit following them, Yeah, first one at a place.

1173
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 14: In El Paso, where when we arrived hoping to meet

1174
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 14: the promoter aka the person whose number was in the book.

1175
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 6: Walked in.

1176
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 14: Completely empty, no pa system, nothing. The only person they're

1177
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 14: a bartender. Okay, go to ask the bartender.

1178
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: We're dear hoo.

1179
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 14: They've never heard of Deer we're playing tonight. I mentioned

1180
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 14: the promoter's name. They've never heard of that person, and

1181
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 14: then yeah we We waited for about an hour. The

1182
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 14: promoter did show up, went into a closet, pulled out

1183
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 14: two microphones.

1184
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 1: Put them on the stage. Relief.

1185
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 14: Okay, we're going to have this show. We're going to

1186
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 14: get paid, set up the microphones.

1187
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 8: Left, and Modesto was worse than that show.

1188
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no, I'm I've got I'm stacking

1189
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 14: him into a climax. The two people who saw the

1190
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 14: show came up after the word afterwards and wanted to

1191
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 14: buy a c D. And what they really wanted actually

1192
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 14: was they were they had just gotten out of the

1193
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 14: army and they wanted They were thinking, we're going to

1194
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 14: start a recording studio. Can we have your settings?

1195
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 3: You guys want to play? We just opened up this place.

1196
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 3: And so did they?

1197
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 8: Did they get.

1198
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1199
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 8: I'm just trying to keep the conversation moving.

1200
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: No, I'm getting attacked about.

1201
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 3: Them.

1202
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 9: You're acting like a woman's head asking when are you

1203
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 9: going to start?

1204
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: When they met General Norman Schwartz Coffin pass deer Hoof

1205
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: was never the same. Do you guys get patriots from

1206
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: here on out? When you met? When you guys met,

1207
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,439
Speaker 1: do you remember what you were wearing?

1208
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 8: Okay, that is a yeah, creeping out just the thing

1209
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 8: you want to pay He can't.

1210
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 3: Don't want to pay for this.

1211
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: We're charging you whatever possible. Do you remember what you

1212
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: were wearing.

1213
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 3: When you first met?

1214
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: No?

1215
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 8: Wow, Gregg wasn't wearing much anything.

1216
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I thought, oh, it's.

1217
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 5: A hippie band.

1218
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 6: Correctly, in the bathroom, they were disgusting.

1219
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: They didn't wipe their ass.

1220
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 16: It wasn't disgusting, but I had to always their hygiene

1221
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 16: was oh by tip before I go to practice, right,

1222
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 16: because there's no tip in the bathroom, did you then

1223
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 16: cats always get into the closet and stuff.

1224
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 6: And then their filth core band, but they had locks

1225
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 6: in everything.

1226
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:19,439
Speaker 5: Elements, so they are filled core with Justin Bieber elements. Like, yeah,

1227
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 5: so why did you decide to join such a filthy band?

1228
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 6: First, they fed me, They fed you.

1229
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: You're starving.

1230
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 16: I was a student, so I was starving.

1231
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: You're confused, you're starving?

1232
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, she knew she was starving. She wasn't confused.

1233
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah I was.

1234
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 14: Yeah, and they made they fed you read and then like.

1235
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: Being souper and like Harry Krishna. Yeah, basically they gave you.

1236
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 14: I don't know.

1237
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 16: So if you enjoy Christian they give you.

1238
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: They give you. They don't give you joy. They meet

1239
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: you at that door, They throw urine in your face.

1240
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 8: They throw your Yeah, so tell me if everything's okay, Yeah,

1241
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 8: just throw my bam and traffick signal.

1242
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: So you've been a human trafficked by diro for thirty years.

1243
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1244
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 3: Wow, all right, and we have with a recdre.

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00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, guys, and happy holidays. Make sure to

1246
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,680
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00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,560
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1248
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 4: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about

1249
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 4: when you bombed or absolutely failed in life?

1250
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: Now's your chance to tell me all about it.

1251
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 3: Mabe.

1252
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 4: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what

1253
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 4: the fuck was I thinking?

1254
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 3: What just happened?

1255
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: Moment?

1256
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 4: So pick up your phone and dial seven one six bombing.

1257
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:56,040
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1258
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 4: four and leave me a voicemail and we might just

1259
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 4: play it on a future episode.

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01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,160
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1262
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,040
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01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,280
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01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,280
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