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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject turned off and on at the same time. But

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Speaker 1: right now nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone

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Speaker 1: call what you got for his nap? You know, I said,

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Speaker 1: de kite, But you'll be making me feel like uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: with my delivery, so I said, Derek, kay. You know, see,

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Speaker 1: if y'all like that a little bit, I like the

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Speaker 1: new one better because you holler all the time. I

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Speaker 1: thank you. I think mean personally that you should. You

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Speaker 1: know very your approach to these very much approach. Un

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Speaker 1: I like it. I really missed it a lot. Well,

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Speaker 1: you weren't here on the cruise. You didn't miss not

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Speaker 1: miss the same thing. You do it the same one,

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Speaker 1: and that's okay. Phone call. Your daddy is my brother.

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Speaker 1: It's a little startling, but you know, it's just all

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Speaker 1: about those wo went to war and everybody's bangs and

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Speaker 1: papers all over the place. It's debrekka here it is.

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Speaker 1: Let's run it, man, I speak to Let me tell

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Speaker 1: something of you. My name is Wayne. You did my

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Speaker 1: Auntie's how yesterday and now I don't know what you did.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of glue you'd use with

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Speaker 1: weaves or whatever, but my auntie had and fell out

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Speaker 1: in church today. I don't I don't even use glue

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Speaker 1: because I don't even know why you're coming at me

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Speaker 1: on the sidehip anyway about your auntie. My aunt My

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Speaker 1: auntie is Debreak, and I have fell like some glue.

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Speaker 1: Who you think you're tripping with? Look, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you look, let me say this to you all. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: you gotta say, you gotta say because I'm serious about

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Speaker 1: my whole week. You're coming at me with some glue.

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Speaker 1: It's being on the side of you. Well, that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: And I fell off in service, and all the church

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Speaker 1: member is sitting there laughing that she shouldn't have been.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's trying to keep the devil out of a

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Speaker 1: cause she been this shouting. Come hard anyway, but I

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Speaker 1: don't with no glue. You ain't in the city and

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Speaker 1: talk about my ain't it? And her? Jesus, don't you

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Speaker 1: talk about how she's shouting? I don't even know. Don't

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Speaker 1: they call her miss Debrea? I don't know. She just

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Speaker 1: got her hat done from you. Yesterday. How you gonna

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Speaker 1: sit here and act like you ain't cutting yesterday? God

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Speaker 1: saying woman, and tell me and tell me like ma'm

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Speaker 1: because I don't. And I'm going to tell everybody in Atlanta,

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Speaker 1: Georgia not to come to your house. Minute you white

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Speaker 1: wan minute, that's my livelihood. You I don't need you.

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Speaker 1: What is this? My name is Wayne White, looking white.

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Speaker 1: I know you're all know Wayne, but you don't. I

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Speaker 1: got a brother name Big Ja Wine, Brian Wine. Look.

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Speaker 1: Look let me tell you something. I don't want no problem,

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Speaker 1: but I will throw these hands if I got to

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Speaker 1: look here, look here, I ain't got time to your

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Speaker 1: and it whever you mate the mistake and what need then? Look,

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Speaker 1: you don't get me out here on good Sunday. I

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Speaker 1: just came from church. It's hot as hell that you're

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Speaker 1: telling me. You ain't got no jointy guys do today?

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Speaker 1: Do you ain't got nothing to do? I got to

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Speaker 1: find out why my ain't a half farther not in church.

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Speaker 1: It ain't me so called somebody else in Atlantic because

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Speaker 1: I am the will you ain't you? You must not

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Speaker 1: be in right now. If you've got people half father

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Speaker 1: pew don't glue her own. And that's how the why

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Speaker 1: I feel. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm the

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Speaker 1: hottest letty if I if hey, I ain't do a hat,

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Speaker 1: I don't up hal you call in and everybody in

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Speaker 1: that had tell you the same thing. Look, all I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is you're the messed up my ain'ty hair. I

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Speaker 1: want to get it rectified. I need you, first of

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Speaker 1: all to call and apologize to her. Apologize the rotial

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Speaker 1: human drinking on some Jesus juice with y'all aint, And

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Speaker 1: that's why you want Michael Jackson and you ain't devil

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Speaker 1: see you or whatever her name. Look, let me tell

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Speaker 1: first of all, you go you're gonna respect my ain't

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Speaker 1: it okay, whatever you say, her name is put. I

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Speaker 1: want you to redo my ain'ting hat for free and

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Speaker 1: I'm why are you coming Waine looking your Wayne. I'm

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Speaker 1: No hold up, I'm Jeff, Nephew, Wayne, No, my ain't

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Speaker 1: fit two years old. Now you ain't gonna respect your elders.

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Speaker 1: How you expect to be blessed? You say you just

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Speaker 1: like this. I got one more thing I need to

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Speaker 1: one minute. This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morty Show. You just got prank from your girlfriend? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Your girl told me? She said, trust me going off

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Speaker 1: the first twelve second Shelly, Baby, man, you don't do no,

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Speaker 1: you don't do no glue. No, I don't know glue.

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Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. It's all right, baby, ain't nobody.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody half fell out of church that you still?

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Speaker 1: They say you're the bomb down there. So I just

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Speaker 1: Sheet on. All right, baby? Answer one thing from me.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the world, the hard morning show that is right there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my hair again. Know your style list? Yes, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: we're real quick, ladies. What's a different between the stylists

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Speaker 1: and a beautician, call one one you'll see. Really, it's

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Speaker 1: just a matter of decades. Yeah, you know you're a beautician.

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Speaker 1: You over fifty? Yeah, yeah, that's what did you do?

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Speaker 1: I'm a beautician. That's an old school writing. They used

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Speaker 1: to have that sign in the shop. We're beauticians, not magicians. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right. It's going down this weekend. Glenside, Pennsylvania, Saturday,

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Speaker 1: April thirteen, Keswick Theater soldout. Me and the Beautiful some

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Speaker 1: more so. Landing the Cut Knoxville, Tennessee, Knoxville Civic Auditorium Friday,

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Speaker 1: April the nineteen. Tickets on sale right now. In Virginia Beach,

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Speaker 1: that's made second May, second through the fourth, Virginia Beach

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Speaker 1: Comedy Club. The Nephew was coming to town and Mother's

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Speaker 1: Day weekend. I am in texts are Canta. That's right,

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Speaker 1: first time text our Counta at the Texa count of

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Speaker 1: Convention Center. So people in Texas, Canada, this is what

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Speaker 1: you do. You go to Thomas Miles dot com. Thomas

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Speaker 1: Miles dot com. As soon as you get to my page,

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Speaker 1: you can click on it where you can get your tickets.

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Speaker 1: I've made it simple and easy for you in Texas

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Speaker 1: count of Saturday night at the Convention Center. Tickets on

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Speaker 1: sale right now. So the nephew was coming Mother's Day weekend,

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Speaker 1: but Sunday mony, I got to get up and get

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Speaker 1: to my mama though, So if y'all come to see me,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be sad eating because it's santimony. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: as you again. You wanna did you want something for

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Speaker 1: saying that or because that's what you're supposed to do. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just hoping. I'm hoping. My wife listening right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm just just I need it. I need it. I

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Speaker 1: see it something the other day, and I've been here

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Speaker 1: about there for the last two days. You mean yesterday, ignorant.

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Speaker 1: It might have been yesterday, but I'm oh, it's every

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Speaker 1: day without a doubt. But we will move on. Thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letters subject turned

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