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Speaker 1: It's another Hello. Hi, this is doctor Sorenson. I was

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Speaker 1: looking to speak with Kevin. Oh, hey, yep, this is him.

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Speaker 1: Hi Kevin, how are you doing? Hey? Hey, I'm I'm good,

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Speaker 1: but I'm I'm here, but I bet you are well.

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Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to call you and personally tell

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Speaker 1: you that your wife's breast augmentation surgery went off flawlessly.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, thank you. Good here, no problem. She's

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Speaker 1: kind of sore right now and she'll have bandages on

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Speaker 1: for a few days, but overall her recovery should be

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Speaker 1: just fine. Thank goodness. That is hugely thank you, no problem. Also,

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Speaker 1: it's at this point in the conversation where I'm legally

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Speaker 1: obligated to tell you that I'm not a real doctor.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me. Yeah, I'm quote legally not supposed to do

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Speaker 1: surgeries anymore, um, because I've lost my board certification. But

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Speaker 1: that's beside the point. The point is your wife's doing Okay.

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Speaker 1: This is a joke, right, No, it's not. I really

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Speaker 1: don't want to get into the specifics, but the state

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Speaker 1: has some incriminating video of me from a long time ago,

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Speaker 1: about three months ago actually, um, But things happen and

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Speaker 1: I will reappre what No, what did you do? What? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, like I said, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get into the specifics, but if you think about it,

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Speaker 1: your wife actually got a better deal because of it,

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Speaker 1: because I now charge thirty percent less than I used

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Speaker 1: to since I'm not bound all the rules and regulations

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Speaker 1: of the state. No, I don't care about the money.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're not you're not a licensed doctor. I

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Speaker 1: mean like, oh, no, no no, no, no, no no, what does

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Speaker 1: something happened? I think you're confused. I used to be

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Speaker 1: a licensed doctor, but currently I'm not. And that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm obligated to tell you that. You're obliged to tell me,

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Speaker 1: Like what do you tell me this? Before you know?

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Speaker 1: It must have slipped my mind. My wife and I

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Speaker 1: are going to sue you. Okay, we are absolutely going

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Speaker 1: to sue you. Well, you can do that if you

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Speaker 1: want to. But I would say, there is a long line,

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Speaker 1: so it could be a while. Funny. Why are you laughing?

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Speaker 1: If you knew the specifics, Like I said, the situation

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Speaker 1: would be kind of funny to you. But I've got

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Speaker 1: about forty lots. I can't believe you're openly saying You're

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Speaker 1: going to jail. Yes, that is correct, but not because

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Speaker 1: of this conversation a few other things. And I actually

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Speaker 1: have to report next week, so I am going to

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Speaker 1: jail for sure. Why are you so happy about going

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Speaker 1: to jail? Well, I'm not happy about it. I was

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Speaker 1: just saying, you know that I will be there, and

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Speaker 1: you are a hack doctor? Oh a hack doctor? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Are you deaf like I stutter? Well, no, you didn't,

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Speaker 1: but that comment wasn't very nice. And now I'm legally

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Speaker 1: obligated to tell you that I've been imprisoned in five

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Speaker 1: other states for anger issues. So with you yelling at me,

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Speaker 1: I'm becoming angry. Are you serious right now? Okay, easily

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Speaker 1: I'll anger you with the crap you're telling you. You'd

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Speaker 1: be surprised, sir, you'd be surprised how angry I can get. Luckily,

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Speaker 1: for me, I've done some work and I can identify

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Speaker 1: those feelings of anger, and I'm becoming very angry with you. Laugh. Well,

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Speaker 1: the medication makes you feel all sorts of ways when

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Speaker 1: you start to get triggered. So anyway, i'd like you

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Speaker 1: to come down to my office right now so you

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Speaker 1: and I can have a little bit of a conversation.

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Speaker 1: What do you think about that you are on medication?

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Speaker 1: The procedure you're on medication. I don't have a prescription

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Speaker 1: for it, but yes, I was on something. Are you insane?

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Speaker 1: That's funny you say that because people have used that

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Speaker 1: term when describing me a few times, well most of

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Speaker 1: the time. Actually, oh my god, right now, well I'd

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Speaker 1: love to do that, but I can't because she's not

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Speaker 1: here right now? Is my wife? Oh I don't know.

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Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call, so I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what. Yeah, this is actually Jewil from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your wife, Terren, set you up, my god, set me up? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: get this. She actually made up the whole story about

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Speaker 1: getting a boob job just so I could do this

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. Where a second SOI didn't

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Speaker 1: even get a boot up? No, everything's made up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, this is horrible. I really wanted my wife

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Speaker 1: tap new foods and now I wanted to see them.

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Speaker 1: I can't understand that week up every morning with jubal

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Speaker 1: phone tabs, weekday mornings on the twenties, on moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five,