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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or calm away. I think our audience knows.

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Speaker 1: We get a lot of requests to do phone taps,

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Speaker 1: I mean every day, and one of the more popular

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Speaker 1: suggestions is from people who want to set up their

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Speaker 1: single friend with a weirdo date. Yeah. It's just like

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Speaker 1: kind of easy, right, Yeah, you're gonna die alone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh wait, that's not the joke. Right now, we have

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Speaker 1: a backlog of women who've requested Jose's phone tap character Rolando, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the smooth talking Latin lover to ask their friend out

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Speaker 1: on a date. Yeah, yeah, ladies, Rodo had an older

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Speaker 1: lady approached me the other day. Oh my god, will

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Speaker 1: you please talk to me in Rolando's voice. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's so cute. So we're trying to get to them,

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Speaker 1: and let's do the first of what's probably many to

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Speaker 1: come of Jose as Rolando in your brand new phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now, Hello, Hello is Days. This is Jennifer.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Hello George? Friend Stephanie gave me your number,

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Speaker 1: told me to call you. Oh okay, yeah, this is Roland. Right.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I go by Roland, but if I am being honest,

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Speaker 1: it is only for the women who I do not

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Speaker 1: find this sexy as you. Joe can call me Rolando. Okay. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: we should definitely spend some time together. Maybe get some wine,

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Speaker 1: perhaps some egg tasers. Um, I'm sorry, what is that?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to get? Egg day? Sir? They

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Speaker 1: are like appetizers with eggs. It is a natural afrodisiac. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before. Oh, j Dinner's ready.

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Speaker 1: I will be right down. Okay, okay, please shut the door.

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Speaker 1: I am conducting business. What um so, where where are we? Oh? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Egg dacers? No? Who was that? I mean, who was that?

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Speaker 1: Who was who? That woman in the background? Who is

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Speaker 1: calling you? Honey? Oh? That was my my cleaning lady.

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Speaker 1: Your cleaning lady calls you, honey. This is a how

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Speaker 1: do you say a Latino thing? Do you know? Um?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel comfortable with hockey to you,

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Speaker 1: if you're involved with somebody else, No, me a more. Please?

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Speaker 1: Do you think I am some sort of machismo player

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Speaker 1: who would call you in my home when my wife

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Speaker 1: is making dinner downstairs and taking care of the four

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Speaker 1: of my children. What who do you think I am?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Of all of my friends? I

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Speaker 1: am the most trustworthy man that I baby. Really, are

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Speaker 1: you coming down for Chase Jase? I will be there,

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Speaker 1: please one and leave me one second to piece to myself.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? Like you want me to

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Speaker 1: believe that's your cleaning lady? I cross my heart and

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Speaker 1: I hope to die. She A's my cleaning lady. But

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Speaker 1: if that sounds impossible, would you believe me if I

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Speaker 1: told you she was my mother? Because I just thought

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Speaker 1: of that. Oh my gosh, Okay, maybe more believable. Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't trust you. I met then like you before.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a pig. I'm a big. That reminds

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Speaker 1: me of a funny joke. What do you get when

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Speaker 1: you pick a BIG's nose? I'm boogears? Okay, Look, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually not really not into this. And I can't believe

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Speaker 1: that you liked my friend Stephanie and told her that

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Speaker 1: you were single, Like obviously you're playing in the field. Oh,

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Speaker 1: how rude of you to do that in another room

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Speaker 1: while you're a woman's downstairs cooking you dinner like your scumbag.

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Speaker 1: I since you are angry, it sounds like a bunch

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Speaker 1: of eyes Like I must say, I admire your page.

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Speaker 1: But as they say, do not cover a book with

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Speaker 1: the judgment, for the cover will be the one who

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Speaker 1: is judged by the book. What I think? I have

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Speaker 1: no idea what you're trying to say. Okay, look, I

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Speaker 1: will admit you have caught me in a lie. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: money are you don Franks yet? Please do not listen

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Speaker 1: to her. Oh my god, she is jealous of the

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What the hell is happening. She's the

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Speaker 1: one who wanted to do Rolando's voice, but she is

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Speaker 1: not very good at it. Might ride I am Rolando.

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Speaker 1: It is going on seriously, Actually, Jose not Rolando, and

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Speaker 1: that's Brooke. Yeah, also not Rolando. We're from Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Stephanie hit us up. She said, you want

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Speaker 1: to play a joke on you. You've been single for

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Speaker 1: a while, and oh my god, keep matching up with

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Speaker 1: super lame guys apparently, so that's why Rolando had to

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Speaker 1: call you. Rolando number two. Let me to say he's

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Speaker 1: not the worst of all these i'd recently. Well, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you right now, he can definitely handle two women

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Speaker 1: at one time. I am fine sharing. In fact, you

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Speaker 1: can just have him. The week of every morning was

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Speaker 1: weekday Mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,