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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad.

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Speaker 2: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 3: They thought they could get away with.

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Speaker 1: That, but now they're about to get busted. Does your

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Speaker 1: significant other treat love like the seafood sampler plate at

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Speaker 1: crab Shack where they can't just commit to one thing,

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Speaker 1: They gotta try.

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Speaker 4: A little of this.

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Speaker 5: That they're juggled dunking their calamari while sucking on a

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Speaker 5: shrimp tail and eyeballing the clam towel tie. If that's

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Speaker 5: how your ex treated your relationship, then come on our

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Speaker 5: show and expose them for what they really are right

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Speaker 5: here on this segment called Busted.

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Speaker 2: I hope he gets seafood poisoning.

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Speaker 1: We got some listeners ready to tell us about their

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Speaker 1: ex's poop poop platters. We're gonna start with Lucy. Lucy,

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Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so my ex worked like a ridiculous early shift,

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Speaker 4: and at some point he started to go out and

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Speaker 4: get coffee before going to work every morning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, if he works super early, they're usually not open.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying exactly?

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Speaker 4: So he was like, Oh, I found this one Starbucks

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Speaker 4: that's open really early. Yeah, so like I didn't think

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Speaker 4: anything of it. So then one day I had an

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Speaker 4: early start too, so I left I don't know, maybe

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Speaker 4: like ten fifteen minutes after he did, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go to that Starbucks and get something too.

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Speaker 4: But I get there and it's like, definitely appears to

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Speaker 4: be closed.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if there.

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Speaker 2: Aren't at least twelve cars in front of you, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's I don't know what type of day it is.

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Speaker 6: That's a good point.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, I'm about to drive off, and then I

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Speaker 4: passed the drive through window and I glanced in and

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Speaker 4: there's my boyfriend and the parife stop making out on

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Speaker 4: the counter. Who die?

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Speaker 6: He was going to Starbucks?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, he was indeed going to Starbucks every morning.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, getting a different kind of picked me up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so naturally I freaked out. The barista did give

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Speaker 4: me a free drink because I went.

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Speaker 1: A little crazy with the price of the drinks there.

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Speaker 1: That's worth it.

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Speaker 2: I love it, girl.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna give you a couple extra puns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel so bad. Oh my god, let's move on.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go to Ethan. Here, Ethan tell us how

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Speaker 1: you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 6: So I lived with my girlfriend for two years and

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Speaker 6: while we were there, her mom would always send us

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Speaker 6: like care packages to the house for the holidays and

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Speaker 6: stuff sweet, very nice, very nice. But she always addressed

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Speaker 6: it to both of us. And my name is Ethan

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Speaker 6: and she would always sell my name wrong and write Nathan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad still calls brook Brooks sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Don't ever, that's closer, like he's good in the whole news.

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Speaker 6: You know, I just figured she misheard it, or you know,

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Speaker 6: she had it down wrong and we didn't really talk,

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Speaker 6: so I didn't ever want to correct her.

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Speaker 2: But or she hated you, and it was her just

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Speaker 2: sly away to let you know.

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Speaker 6: Why would you It's possible. It's possible. I did bring

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Speaker 6: up to my girlfriend, you know, every once in a while,

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Speaker 6: and she kind of just shrugged me off. So you

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Speaker 6: know how my mom is type of thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, One day, her mom shows up to surprise my

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Speaker 6: ex girlfriend for her birthday. Okay, Upon opening the door,

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Speaker 6: I had no idea she was coming either. She sees

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Speaker 6: me and goes, who's that to you? To me?

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Speaker 2: Did you had you never met her before? I'm confused.

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Speaker 6: No, I had never met her. They lived far away.

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Speaker 2: So okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 6: Turned out my girlfriend two years I'm living with her,

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Speaker 6: also seeing a different guy named Nathan, and she's bringing

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Speaker 6: him to the family of it.

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Speaker 1: No, so Nathan has meant the family.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, my god, I just tried to save you

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Speaker 2: from having to go to the reunions. You know, Aman

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Speaker 2: didn't get the care packages though.

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Speaker 1: It's brutal, man, we got time for one more. Let's

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Speaker 1: hear from Sydney. Sydney, tell us how you busted your

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Speaker 3: So my boyfriend was supposed to come on a vacation

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Speaker 3: with my family and I and after I packed his bag,

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Speaker 3: I kept hearing the singing noise coming from it, and

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Speaker 3: I noticed his Apple Watch in the bag was going

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Speaker 3: off like crazy, giving tender notifications.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe maybe he's on Tinder to see the

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Speaker 1: girls he needs to avoid.

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Speaker 2: Oh, make friends the single girls in his area.

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Speaker 6: He knows who are single, man, and so many of

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Speaker 6: us do that.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a bummer.

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Speaker 3: So I call my best friend. I'm obviously crying, and

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Speaker 3: I love her. She helped to come up with the

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Speaker 3: best revenge plan.

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Speaker 1: Ever, what do you do?

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Speaker 3: So we go on the trip and.

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Speaker 4: Went on.

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Speaker 1: This is a weird revenge plan.

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Speaker 6: Well, just like Okay, at one.

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Speaker 3: Point I got his home and I sent myself a

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Speaker 3: screenshot of one of the tender girls that he was

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Speaker 3: talking to, and I printed out that photo in the hotel,

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Speaker 3: took his passport, cut out his photo and replace it

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Speaker 3: with the girl's face.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you literally cut That's like serious documentation that

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Speaker 1: you're messing with.

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Speaker 4: I don't regret it.

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Speaker 2: Is he still in the other country?

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Speaker 6: Did he ever get home?

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Speaker 3: I mean he got home somehow eventually, but he definitely

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Speaker 3: had to stay there for a while by himself.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and made his trip.

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Speaker 2: Now you ordered lobster the entire vacation.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I mean that is deep revenge. Yeah. Hit up

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Speaker 1: our text for seven eight, five nine two. If you

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Speaker 1: have a funny story about how you call it your

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Speaker 1: ex cheating, you could be on the next edition of Busted.

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Speaker 6: Your phone'sat is coming up and the next Brooke and

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning