1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: What is really going on with Kate Middleton? Jeffrey Jeffrey 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 1: in the Morning, tell us this has been everywhere after 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: she got abdominal surgery in January. Has been totally m 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 1: i a except for the weird photoshopped image of her 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: that came out on British Mother's Day, which she took 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,080 Speaker 1: responsibility for. Yeah. Some people think she's actually dead and 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: her sister Pippa is going around pretending to be her. 8 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 2: Yeah. 9 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: Some say she's preparing to become the next celeb to 10 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: appear on the Masked Singer I want to be true. 11 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: Some people think she's divorcing Prince William after he had 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: a romantic affair, and I will say, I remember Alexis 13 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: taking a trip to London not too long ago, returning 14 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 1: home looking awfully happy. 15 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,199 Speaker 2: Will you tell me that Harry would be more your 16 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 2: type into get into the family. Some people make sacrifices. 17 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,040 Speaker 1: Lots of speculation around Kate and the royals, but this 18 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: is definitely not the first time the public has spiraled 19 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: into wild conspiracies about famous celebs. A lot of people 20 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: think that I'm Hugh Jackman's butt double in the Wolverine movie. 21 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 2: When I first because of the hair. 22 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna comment on that, but lez find some 23 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: of the most interesting ones for us to dive into today. 24 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: Craziest conspiracy theories like this one says Kylie Jenner is 25 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: secretly broke. I've heard it because some people think the 26 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: Kardashians are all living way beyond their means and have 27 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: totally run out of money. Especially Kylie though, because she's 28 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: been that's got to catch up. She's been desperately trying 29 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: to sell her eight figure Beverly Hills mansion lately. She 30 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: already owns over eighty million dollars in real estate that 31 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: she constantly is to pay mortgages and staffing sees on 32 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: you think yours? 33 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 2: Can you imagine what AC costs for that. 34 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: She's got a seventy three million dollar private jet, and 35 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 1: they say the only reason that she keeps launching all 36 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: these new businesses doesn't because she's so passionate about being 37 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: an entrepreneur, because she desperately needs the money. Oh, she is. 38 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 2: Hitting like every angle of like clothes, make up. Yeah, 39 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 2: everything they do feel like I mean, Kardashians feel like 40 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 2: they're running their own QBC channel at this point, don't 41 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 2: you think I think. 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: I think they put out the best products in the 43 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: world personally. 44 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a Skims brawn I love it. 45 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need to know everybody's underway in the room. Okay, 46 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,239 Speaker 1: let's move on. Now we're moving on. Here's a weird one. 47 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: Some say John Cena's naked Oscar skit was a secret 48 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: Satanic ritual. 49 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 2: Run of everyone. 50 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: John Cena at the Oscars came out to present the 51 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: award for Best Costume Design and went on stage holding 52 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: nothing but an envelope covering his little job. 53 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 2: And it's funny because it's costume design, but he's naked. 54 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:01,359 Speaker 1: It's joke or is it more than that? Because conspiracy 55 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 1: theorists say he was secretly performing a Satanic humiliation ritual, 56 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: which was a signal to fellow Satanists in Hollywood who 57 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: will now give him even higher paid acting roles and 58 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 1: make him even more famous than ever before the number one. 59 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 2: Sorry, there's no way that man is humiliated. Did you 60 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 2: see his muscles. 61 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: We're talking about the craziest celebrity conspiracy theories that have 62 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: been floating around the Internet lately, and this next one, Okay, 63 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: I might actually believe this. 64 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 2: Are you serious? 65 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves is immortal, some say Some say they think 66 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: he's part of a secret society of immortals that's existed 67 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: for centuries amongst humans. And they say he's been photographed 68 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: at major historical events throughout time. 69 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 2: So he was actually in the theater when Abraham Lincoln 70 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 2: was shot. He was one of the actors. 71 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: I feel like our listeners my believe this about Brook's immortal, 72 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: Wilt's food, it was John Web's food. It's all coming together, 73 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: I believe. Plus, Kean hasn't really aged at all across 74 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: the three decades that we've been seeing a never. 75 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 2: Is doing his botox or filler or whatever he's getting done. 76 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 2: You can't tell. 77 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it doesn't look like fake. He's 78 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: got the same plastic surgeons as the Kardashians. I heard. 79 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't look real. So I don't think so. 80 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: Next conspiracy theory, Beyonce is actually Solange's mom. What have 81 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: you ever heard this one? I actually think I have. 82 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: Some people believe Beyonce gave birth to Solange when she 83 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: was a teenager, and her parents decided to raise Solange 84 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: as their own to allow Beyonce to continue pursuing music. 85 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, but their age difference isn't enough for that. 86 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? 87 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,720 Speaker 2: They're five years difference. 88 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: You know how easy it is to forge a birth certificate? Brook, No, 89 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 1: it's public record, public record. If anybody could go in 90 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: and change it, it would be Beyonce. It she has 91 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: that power. That's where it's proven. Fall Come on, have fun, 92 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:13,840 Speaker 1: jump out. Next conspiracy. Taylor Swift is actually a famous 93 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 1: Satanist from the nineteen Ladies. We all know that one's true. 94 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: Don't need to explain onto the next celebrity con How 95 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: about this, Katie Holmes had her own secret entrance installed 96 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 1: at Whole Foods. 97 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 2: This compared to the satanist Taylor Swift, that was. 98 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: Just proven true. 99 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 2: Bro. 100 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: Whole Foods is the favorite grocery store of Satanists all 101 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 1: around the world. 102 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 2: I have seen a lot of naked people. 103 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: In the produce, they said. In order to evade Papa Rozzi, 104 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: after she divorced Tom Cruise, she moved to an apartment 105 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: in Manhattan right above a Whole Foods, and the building 106 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 1: architecture allowed her to go from her apartment down into 107 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 1: the grocery store through a secret set of stairs. 108 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 2: Cucumber just the set. It stares at everybody in the 109 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 2: apartment complex it was allowed to use. 110 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: No one will ever know. 111 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 2: Reminds me, you, jeff used to live above a grocery store. 112 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: I will have you killed for sake. 113 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 114 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: And it turns out the thing with the Cole Foods 115 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: might actually be true because gawker proof Whole Foods sometimes 116 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:23,160 Speaker 1: do have secret entrances for VIP clientele. 117 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 2: How do we get it past to one of those 118 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 2: who needs a key to the city, Give me the 119 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 2: key to the secret entrance. 120 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: The whole movie text in to seven eight, five nine 121 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: two tell us, do you believe the latest conspiracy theory 122 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: that Brooke Fox is actually a vampire that keeps her 123 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,040 Speaker 1: youthful appearance by feeding on the blood of orphan children. 124 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 1: She's a lizard person. 125 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 2: I love how you say. I'm reverse aging. 126 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 1: Your phone taps. 127 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 2: Coming up next, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.