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Speaker 1: je twenties. I. Hello, Hi, This is Simon Harris calling

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Speaker 1: from the City of Springs Parking Enforcement Division. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Dennis H. This is Dennis. Hi. Dennis. The

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Speaker 1: reason I'm calling today is to find out when you

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Speaker 1: plan to pay your seven hundred dollars worth of parking tickets.

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Speaker 1: I paid that last week. You paid it last week? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: interesting not according to my records. Our records still say

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Speaker 1: that you owe seven hundred dollars. I came down there

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Speaker 1: in person and paid with my credit card. Don't you

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Speaker 1: guys have a record of that you did? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: hold on for me one second, let me check it out. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm back. Uh looks like we made a mistake. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: so everything's good. Then we're we're okay. Well, no, I

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Speaker 1: found two mistakes. M One, your name was spelled wrong

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Speaker 1: on one of the documents. Sorry about that. The other

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Speaker 1: you actually owe us seven hundred and thirty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: We didn't calculate taxes on that. Wait a minute, wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait no, no, no, no, no, listen, I

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Speaker 1: came down and I paid. Yeah, no, it says here

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Speaker 1: that you didn't, So listen, man, I saved up about

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Speaker 1: two months just to pay these tickets off, right, because

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Speaker 1: you guys kept calling me and causing stress in my

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Speaker 1: life and I don't need that. And I paid them

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Speaker 1: off last week. Yeah no you didn't. Yes, I did,

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Speaker 1: And I can come down there and bring you a

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Speaker 1: copy of the credit cards. No you didn't because it'd

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Speaker 1: be in the system. So that, well, somebody screwed up

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Speaker 1: on the system. Then, I mean, what do you guys

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Speaker 1: do down there? Anyway? It's miserable life working at the

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Speaker 1: parking divisions, I mean terrible. No, we actually have a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. We had this pot luck the other day.

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Speaker 1: You should have seen some of the like jokes people

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Speaker 1: were thrown around. We have a great time. Well that's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: I mean, instead of having potlucks and throwing jokes around,

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Speaker 1: why don't you guys figure out how to solve the

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Speaker 1: parking problem downtown so people like me when I go

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Speaker 1: to work, I have a place to park, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know seven hundred dollars in parking tickets. You know,

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Speaker 1: maybe I can help you out. Okay, do you know

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Speaker 1: who you spoke with? The only thing I remember she

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Speaker 1: was a little short, she had brown hair. I'll go

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Speaker 1: ask around and see if I can find who that is.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, Oh my god, hey, I'm back. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what do you find out? It turns out nobody here

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Speaker 1: has brown hair? What are you freaking talking about? Nobody

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Speaker 1: down there has brown hair? No, and that's crazy. We

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Speaker 1: have like three thousand employees. Nobody has brown hair. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even notice it until you brought it up. Three

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Speaker 1: thousand employees and eight brown hair. I know I'm not though.

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Speaker 1: You come down and check it out. You can see, dude,

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Speaker 1: there's no way you checked everybody in five seconds that

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Speaker 1: you put me on hold. You know what I'll ask

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Speaker 1: you again. Hold on one second. Oh my god. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: no brown hair. Come on, man, you put me on

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Speaker 1: hold for three seconds. You're screwing with me, that's what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. I went down there and I paid those

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Speaker 1: tickets last. Well, when you're screwing with me, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I think I actually might know what happened. Just hang

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Speaker 1: on for me one second. I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: ask somebody a question. Okay, sir, are you there, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. Please don't put me on hold again. Okay, wow,

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Speaker 1: I think I found out what happened. Thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what happened was so I talked to my coworker Larry

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Speaker 1: about your SOB story, and we both think that you're

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Speaker 1: lying about paying off your parking tickets and instead you

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Speaker 1: got drunk and went to the strip club. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I am not lying. I paid those tickets off last week. Well,

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Speaker 1: we don't have any record of it. And honestly, that's

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Speaker 1: what Larry says he would have done with seven hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: So I'm guessing that's what you did. I don't care

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Speaker 1: what Larry would have done with my seven hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: I paid it, I haven't received. I want to speak

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Speaker 1: to a supervisor right now. Okay, okay, I'll get them

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Speaker 1: for you. Hang on one second for me, Okay, let

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Speaker 1: me go. Don't put me on hold again. I told you,

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Speaker 1: damn it. What'd you say? I said? Don't put me

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Speaker 1: on hold again? What was that again? Don't put me

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Speaker 1: on hold again? How are we on hold together. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the music is playing. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that mean I'm on hold with you somehow great you

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Speaker 1: have the supervisor. No, I don't know. Now I think

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Speaker 1: we're both screwed. I think we have to sit here

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Speaker 1: on hold. You're incompetent moron. Okay, how about I just

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Speaker 1: tell you this is a prank phone call. Will that help?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Well? I think the only

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Speaker 1: way we could have been on hold together is if

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Speaker 1: I was doing a prank phone call on you, which

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Speaker 1: I am. This is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning, doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: co worker Rich set you up. Rich? Yes, god, I

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Speaker 1: almost had hard. He says that you would have been

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Speaker 1: really pissed off if the city never got your money

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Speaker 1: for your parking tickets. Oh my god, Hey, hold on

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Speaker 1: for me one second. Okay, I gotta get something. You

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Speaker 1: can just hang on one second for me, Okay, don't

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Speaker 1: put me on hold. Wake up every morning with jubil

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Speaker 1: foot taps weekday mornings on the twenties, call out to

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Speaker 1: win five hundred bucks one to eighty six six moving

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