Speaker 1: I've never been a dipper bro, I've never dipped my
Speaker 1: old man. He's such a fucking dipper. You see all
Speaker 1: the uh yourn is dipper and used doctor pepper bottles.
Speaker 1: Is is he a big doctor pepper guy or doctor
Speaker 1: pepper bottles.
Speaker 2: Like you made that mistake? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh, and honestly that mistake happened a year and a
Speaker 1: half ago at my spot that you that you were
Speaker 1: at when I lived over off a thirty seventh Avenue
Speaker 1: birthday party. Yeah, when he had came over and the
Speaker 1: next day I fucking took a swig of his dipper
Speaker 1: bro of his spitter.
Speaker 3: That's brutal, and it was, Oh my god, I think
Speaker 3: I think it's a rite of passage. Though like as
Speaker 3: a dude, I've done it on accident and on purpose.
Speaker 2: On purpose? Was it like to hear it? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 2: So first of all, shot, bring bring out the Chevy
Speaker 2: had too.
Speaker 1: Like Earn, he's a he's one of the boys.
Speaker 2: UH baseball team.
Speaker 3: We're in the final four today they were playing Knoxville
Speaker 3: Catholic or something. Beat McAuley yesterday, go libscumb so beat
Speaker 3: beat the Catholic twenty two years ago.
Speaker 2: Today I found this out after already left the house.
Speaker 3: In this one of my dad's old players text me
Speaker 3: it was like, go, twenty two years ago today we
Speaker 3: won the state championship and they were wearing these jerseys,
Speaker 3: Like what are the odds?
Speaker 2: So that leads into why I drink dipspit. I was.
Speaker 2: I got out of school.
Speaker 3: One day and took a little victory post, a little
Speaker 3: victory lap around the neighborhood with a few friends after school,
Speaker 3: and uh so I had victory on my breath for sure,
Speaker 3: and on my fingertip.
Speaker 2: It smells like victory out there right now. Right when
Speaker 2: I walked in, I was like, God, it feels like victory.
Speaker 2: Jody Drama. So anyways, so I had.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I was dipping grizzly Natural all the time in my truck.
Speaker 3: It's rainy day. I'm going down Caldwell next to Lipskom
Speaker 3: Football Field. So if you pull out of the Lipscomb
Speaker 3: parking lot, take a right, go across stop sign, you
Speaker 3: go up the hill.
Speaker 2: You're going towards Franklin Road. That's the victory lap. That's well, yeah,
Speaker 2: all around that neighborhood victory laps. But speaking many victory
Speaker 2: laps around there, all day.
Speaker 3: So I got back in my truck and I'm leaving Lipscombs.
Speaker 3: So I'm going up Caldwell and I have a I
Speaker 3: have like a half full bottle of Dipspit in my
Speaker 3: cup holder in my truck.
Speaker 2: And me and this one other dude.
Speaker 3: Both roll through the stop sign going opposite ways, and
Speaker 3: this cop.
Speaker 2: All right, uh, this guy, now, are you by yourself?
Speaker 3: I'm in my own truck by myself now at this point,
Speaker 3: I had left the team of three and I'm on
Speaker 3: my way and it's raining, and me and this boat,
Speaker 3: Me and me and this guy both roll through a
Speaker 3: stop sign and a cop is right here, and a
Speaker 3: cop turns his lights on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, shit, I know my If he pulls me
Speaker 2: over right now, I know my breather. So I like
Speaker 2: go down.
Speaker 3: I get down the hill and I pull over and
Speaker 3: I just take a glug, glug glug at this grizzly natural,
Speaker 3: the saltiest. Hey Bob, and that's my dad, shout out, Dad,
Speaker 3: give him an answer? Did we can pause it?
Speaker 2: Hey Dad?
Speaker 3: Then I keeps up, Hey, I'm in the middle of
Speaker 3: a podcast right now, but I'm answering your call. But yeah,
Speaker 3: So twenty Jeff Baumgardner, let me know that twenty two
Speaker 3: years ago. Today was the state championship two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: and then the next one was next one was ten
Speaker 3: years later now without I don't know what day that was,
Speaker 3: but it was ten years later.
Speaker 1: A call to see if you're still proud of me?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll see you bye. Anyways, back
Speaker 1: to Weed.
Speaker 4: You hang on.
Speaker 1: There is there a part of you that thinks that thought,
Speaker 1: like maybe I'm just in my own head. Nothing's gonna
Speaker 1: happen here, no, like what hey, maybe maybe vibrate, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe vibrate vibrate. Now like maybe the cop rolls up,
Speaker 1: your window rolls down, he's like, oh, you smell like
Speaker 1: a winter brother.
Speaker 2: I didn't have that in my head at that point.
Speaker 2: I had word.
Speaker 3: I had Monsters Survival Man so important to on the
Speaker 3: back of my truck.
Speaker 2: I had a I'm on a boat sticker.
Speaker 3: I had a Beatles sticker, and I had a Bob
Speaker 3: Marley sticker.
Speaker 2: Just look at the camera. So so anyways, so I
Speaker 2: pull over.
Speaker 3: I just chugged this and now I'm like trying to
Speaker 3: keep down throw up as the cop is walking up
Speaker 3: to my God.
Speaker 1: I feel like that little spark down there right now, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: how fucked?
Speaker 2: I roll down the window. I roll the window. He's like.
Speaker 3: I was like, man, I was like, you could have.
Speaker 3: I was like, you could have pulled over either of us.
Speaker 3: The guy ran it too. He goes, I was gonna
Speaker 3: pull over. God, we were gonna kill that fly before.
Speaker 2: Did you dge that?
Speaker 1: I dude, I was about to say, put this guy.
Speaker 2: Through year thirteen with that kind of coordination Miyagi that fly.
Speaker 3: So I was like, man, I was like that other
Speaker 3: guy ran it too. He's like, I know I was
Speaker 3: gonna He was like, whoever pulled over?
Speaker 2: I was stopping. I was like he kept going.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, well shit, I should have kept going.
Speaker 3: But he goes, let me see your license. And at
Speaker 3: this point he doesn't smell anything on me. I would
Speaker 3: have probably been fine. I was in my head. But
Speaker 3: he goes, uh, let me tell you what I know
Speaker 3: a few things about you.
Speaker 2: He goes.
Speaker 3: He goes, I graduated high school the year you were born. Cool,
Speaker 3: He goes, Ernest is an interesting name. Yeah, he goes, Uh,
Speaker 3: you like the He goes, you like Saturday Night Live
Speaker 3: and go Yeah, he goes and you smoke weed.
Speaker 1: I go, why do you say that? He was like
Speaker 1: the bumper stickers dead giveaway, you just.
Speaker 2: Start puking all over the fuck. He was like the bumper.
Speaker 3: Stickers dead giveaway, Get home safe, it's raining, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's like I would have been font dude. I was
Speaker 3: so messed up about it for the rest of the
Speaker 3: day and I'll never forget that story. And every time
Speaker 3: I go through there, I stop all the way now
Speaker 3: and you just.
Speaker 1: Think to yourself, Man, I really wasted. Why in the
Speaker 1: fuck did I chug my own dipspin?
Speaker 2: That was like the dumbest stone thing I've done.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this will, this will get rid
Speaker 3: of the weed on my breath if I just drink
Speaker 3: my dips Yeah, cop.
Speaker 2: Pulls me over. Oh my god, I'm going to prison.
Speaker 2: You just start fucking chugging the pit.
Speaker 3: That's like you see the dude that swapped seats with
Speaker 3: his dog and he got pulled over with the de
Speaker 3: h he got like what my man got pulled over?
Speaker 3: He was definitely drunk. I mean definitely something.
Speaker 1: He's in the passenger's seat and the dog's in the
Speaker 1: driver's seat.
Speaker 2: When the cock gets there, yeah, just looks up. Is
Speaker 2: there's some kind of issue here? Yeah? Fuck man, that's
Speaker 2: I'm sure he went to jail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the pound.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
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Speaker 1: You gonna buy one? You are Chevrolet? Yeah, I'm fucking Chevrolet, dude.
Speaker 1: Where do we go from here?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: My boy Mitch I was like, hey, give me the boy.
Speaker 1: I know Ernest has been killing it recently, but I
Speaker 1: need to be able to quantify. I need to be
Speaker 1: able to get my arms around everything he's done. Look
Speaker 1: at this list of of updated ship on Ernest. Good
Speaker 1: little list, it's a good list.
Speaker 2: The one that I'm like, had no clue about. Is
Speaker 2: you want to?
Speaker 1: An award in March during the Country Music Association Triple
Speaker 1: Play Awards, which honors songwriters who have written three number
Speaker 1: one songs within a twelve month span. Your songs were
Speaker 1: not all on Wallin's record, not all separated, Wallan's Wasted
Speaker 1: on You, Sam Hunt's Breaking Up was Easy in the nineties,
Speaker 1: and came Brown's one Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's fucking awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Triple Play Award is a is a sweet award because
Speaker 3: there's guys in town that have written twenty number ones,
Speaker 3: but the timing of them haven't lined up to where
Speaker 3: you get three in a twelve month period.
Speaker 2: That's my second triple Play.
Speaker 3: I got one last and I hope to get one
Speaker 3: next year. That's like, that's a it's not a ridiculous
Speaker 3: goal to set. I mean, it's cool, and I don't
Speaker 3: take it for granted. But we're just writing a lot
Speaker 3: of songs, and thank God for the artists that are
Speaker 3: cutting them and the people that are listening to them,
Speaker 3: because I don't know, like, I don't know that I'm
Speaker 3: doing anything way different now than I was doing five
Speaker 3: years ago. But it's clicking and I'm not gonna slow
Speaker 3: down now.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be like a momentum and a skill there too,
Speaker 1: Like you're like, thank god the artists are cut. But
Speaker 1: it's like you're writing songs. You gotta be in your
Speaker 1: mind thinking all this would be perfect for so and so,
Speaker 1: Kane Brown, Sam Hunt. Yeah, obviously you're very close with
Speaker 1: Walling because you've written what was it, eleven of his
Speaker 1: thirty six songs on his new album that dropped, Yeah,
Speaker 1: in March. But there's got to be a part of you.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's a fucking skill, bro.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's like you're figuring it out, figuring it out.
Speaker 3: And relationships are important that have grown, like my relationships
Speaker 3: with other artists too, because you can just bypass so
Speaker 3: much in between middleman stuff and just text a song
Speaker 3: something or.
Speaker 2: Write it with the artists. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I've been I've been very blessed to be
Speaker 3: able to kind of wind up where I'm at right now.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna stop anytime soon, he said. I'm blessed,
Speaker 2: Like you're fucking you're a dog right now. Brother.
Speaker 1: Does it get easier like now when you like write
Speaker 1: a song or anything like that and you shoot up
Speaker 1: that text or anything else.
Speaker 2: Has it gotten easier for you to be? Like? You know,
Speaker 2: people are probably like, man, aren't a fucking rogy.
Speaker 3: Something sometimes, but like you know, the artists or artists
Speaker 3: so like putting the other cap on. They're getting a
Speaker 3: lot of songs sent, you know, like sometimes I doubt
Speaker 3: I doubt they're listening to it the second I sent
Speaker 3: them to them. It's like timing is everything too. Like
Speaker 3: I could send you a song you never hear it,
Speaker 3: Then I'll see you on a bus at a festival
Speaker 3: in three like, Yo, did you ever hear that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Then I'll sit down and play it and then your yo,
Speaker 3: this is crazy. It is like, yeah, it's being crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, man, you should make what I have.
Speaker 3: You should make a song about how fuck it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: some hometown mom be like, yeah, I sent you this
Speaker 3: a couple of months back. Here check it out again.
Speaker 3: Yeah that happens. But moment dude, it's all. It's all
Speaker 3: about momentum, and just like anything else, it comes and
Speaker 3: goes in waves. And keep your feet moving when the
Speaker 3: wave is slow, and keep your feet moving when the
Speaker 3: when the wave is all for you, because when it's hot,
Speaker 3: it's hot. When it's cold it's cold. There's really no
Speaker 3: in between.
Speaker 1: And this it's hot or cold, when's the last time
Speaker 1: it's been cold for you? Being a minimi, I was
Speaker 1: on the bus. It was hot on the bus, but
Speaker 1: it was cold.
Speaker 3: I was out here drinking seventeen mimosas at ten in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 1: They come meet me over at the tavern. Yeah, all,
Speaker 1: let's order up some cocktails and like, brother, it's it's
Speaker 1: eleven a.
Speaker 2: M you were still playing ball? We were, I mean
Speaker 2: that was a.
Speaker 1: We're going to Logans after this, Dude Logan's road shout
Speaker 1: outsan road Logan, Dude Logan's I.
Speaker 2: Think is either close or what was close?
Speaker 1: At one point they were like, yeah, I would assume
Speaker 1: still close, like if they know what's good for him,
Speaker 1: And they're like, hey, can we you guys do it?
Speaker 1: Because they also alsop Riley Green too. Yeah, like, could
Speaker 1: you guys do a podcast in a Logan's roadhouse? We
Speaker 1: would love nothing more. Yeah, dude, didn't do a podcast,
Speaker 1: start doing all my podcasts Logan's Roadhouse.
Speaker 2: Are you firing your pod back up?
Speaker 3: Yep, we've uh, we've backlogged two episodes. I'm basically doing
Speaker 3: an episode a week now. I'm just doing it out
Speaker 3: of my bus.
Speaker 1: I had this crazy idea to start doing a podcast
Speaker 1: on a bus.
Speaker 2: I just I've never seen done before ever. I don't
Speaker 2: think it has ever been done ever.
Speaker 3: So we're innovative on that side. We're doing it off
Speaker 3: of the bus. It's pretty great.
Speaker 2: Is it still called just being Earnest or just busting Earnest?
Speaker 2: With the boys? Are you with the fellas? Able to
Speaker 2: say who the guests are? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I got Hearty. He'll be my first episode back. I
Speaker 3: just did one with Parker McCollum. I got Bailey coming up.
Speaker 3: I'll probably get young Glenny balls out here. Glenny's been
Speaker 3: making some waves, man, Lenny is a wave. He is
Speaker 3: a fucking wave. Dude.
Speaker 2: Seems like you can't have your boy Morgan on for
Speaker 2: what is it at least six weeks? Yeah, he's on.
Speaker 2: We just do like a vocal rest.
Speaker 3: We do like a be like doing a podcast with
Speaker 3: Stephen Hawking.
Speaker 2: Have been pretty crazy on the road. It's been a
Speaker 2: good time. We're blessed. Oh man, I'd love you more
Speaker 2: than my hometown were you were you? Uh were you
Speaker 2: with him?
Speaker 1: What were you torn around with when when whatever fucking
Speaker 1: happened when he strained them vocal cords or whatever, then
Speaker 1: it was called.
Speaker 3: Yeah've been with I've been with him all year. And
Speaker 3: be honest, bro, everybody's getting a little bit horse you see.
Speaker 3: People are are canceling shows left and right, Ingrid and
Speaker 3: Andrews just had to cancel some. It's real, dude, it's
Speaker 3: a grind out here, especially my man singing his ass off,
Speaker 3: like singing his ass off. He's I don't know if
Speaker 3: you've been you've been to have you seen a Morgan show?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: My man is working out there. So this is a
Speaker 3: good little it's a good little break for everybody. I
Speaker 3: still had shows. We're gonna pick back up and it's
Speaker 3: gonna be an awesome.
Speaker 1: Podcasters are even feeling it. Yeah, I was horse there
Speaker 1: for a minute. You've been going. Yeah, we keep the
Speaker 1: ship going. We don't win, yea, Yeah, we don't you talk,
Speaker 1: we don't.
Speaker 2: We don't stop.
Speaker 1: Because I remember when you were were talking at your
Speaker 1: your kid's birthday party? Yeah, Morgan, what's what's up, the
Speaker 1: more you're like, oh, he strained his vocal cord, Yeah,
Speaker 1: started talking about making that making that little real. Yahude,
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor. Hilarious, fucking it was a
Speaker 1: vocal posidas. Vocal posidon me, that's my own water what
Speaker 1: you were saying? Uh, do you guys ever bust his balls?
Speaker 3: It's all one big ball busting community around there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like a send us a video. No, give me a
Speaker 3: ball buster, give me a ballbuster. You tossed Morgan when
Speaker 3: he had the whole vocal rest thing.
Speaker 2: I don't really give him any ballbuster on the vocal rest,
Speaker 2: just in general.
Speaker 3: In life, we just bust each other's balls or smacked
Speaker 3: the back of each other's necks.
Speaker 2: Like it's probably more physical ball busting. Oh, you guys
Speaker 2: do the slap next? Yeah, we slap next? Like are
Speaker 2: we talking hard? Are we talking like? Hey, give me
Speaker 2: your neck? We come for that neck flat pretty hard?
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, I feel like that's like a that's like
Speaker 2: a fighting gesture. Yeah. Yeah, we tussle sometimes. We'd be
Speaker 2: out here smacking. Yo, give us the fucking road story
Speaker 2: with the boys. Let's see here.
Speaker 1: You can't be doing these shows like you guys are
Speaker 1: doing these shows together, like you guys are like best
Speaker 1: fucking friends out on the road, Like I know, you've
Speaker 1: got to have something in the tank at.
Speaker 2: Especially as of recent bro the Flower Shops, so your little.
Speaker 3: DeLux I'm trying to think, because dude, the way our
Speaker 3: tours set up now, it's like run so tight ship professional.
Speaker 3: Like we all pull up, we all have multiple buses
Speaker 3: to our own crew, so like we got the parking,
Speaker 3: the back lots are full of like there's probably twenty buses.
Speaker 3: You get your own bus, twenty chucks. I got my
Speaker 3: own bus. My band's got a bus. So uh, we
Speaker 3: pull up and like wake up, have breakfast, maybe get
Speaker 3: a workout in. I don't really even see Morgan until
Speaker 3: close to showtime and then we rock a show.
Speaker 1: Are you guys just basically all on your own bus
Speaker 1: like pretty much doing our own victory I'm saying we'll
Speaker 1: play play it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing victory laps and playing skate three on
Speaker 3: my bus most of the time. And then like a
Speaker 3: lot of nights, my first time seeing Morgan in the
Speaker 3: day is like right before he goes on stage. And
Speaker 3: then I'll see him when I come out to do
Speaker 3: either Cowgirls or Flower Shops. We'll dap up boom and
Speaker 3: then as soon as I get off, I'm either leaving
Speaker 3: the city or going to bed, because he'll still have
Speaker 3: like another thirty or forty minutes in his set.
Speaker 2: That's like the juxta coolest thing ever.
Speaker 3: And then he'll tell you too because he used to
Speaker 3: have to do it with Florida Georgia line. Like sometimes
Speaker 3: you get off, you're done, You're done with your set,
Speaker 3: and it would be like, man, I'd love to just
Speaker 3: go pass out right now, but then you remember that
Speaker 3: God has blessed you with the opportunity to go sing
Speaker 3: for forty five thousand people a song that everybody knows,
Speaker 3: and you're like, yeah, I can do this, Like I'll
Speaker 3: be a victory lapped out just sitting on my bus
Speaker 3: post show in my sweats or pajamas, sometimes just straight
Speaker 3: rocking a robe and some goosey flip flops like nothing else.
Speaker 3: And then I'll be like, oh damn, I gotta throw
Speaker 3: some jeans and boots on. I'll tell you a funny
Speaker 3: story about something like that we were when we were
Speaker 3: playing in Staples Center or Crypto dot Com Arena. It's
Speaker 3: staple sending that, yeah, Kobe didn't die for them to
Speaker 3: change that.
Speaker 1: Crypto Digital Curcy and the Bloods are not happy about
Speaker 1: that either, Blood Dough. I'll tell you when you when
Speaker 1: you're fucking when you slow it down in the music world,
Speaker 1: you've got to get into the stand up world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't do both, man, I can't be
Speaker 2: you can't. Why not think of those shows.
Speaker 3: What do you get when Magic Johnson bites an alligator.
Speaker 2: Cater ades. So anyways, so we're at the Staples Center.
Speaker 3: We're at the Staple Center and Whiz Khalifa and Michael
Speaker 3: Phelps were in my green room smoking KK. Like I
Speaker 3: was in rotation with Michael Phelps and Whiz Khalifa and
Speaker 3: my wife Delaney dream rotation. I just couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: So then Morgan's going on, so we all take the elevator.
Speaker 2: We go up.
Speaker 3: We got this sweet it's like top middle looking straight
Speaker 3: down and I really hadn't gotten to watch a Morgan
Speaker 3: show like that all year.
Speaker 2: So I'm up there hooked with.
Speaker 3: Michael Phelps, Whiz Khalifa, some other people were watching.
Speaker 2: Uh, Wiz pulls mine.
Speaker 3: He's like some KK roll by Whiz and I was like, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: like Santa Claus giving you a candy can, Like it's
Speaker 3: like two good. So I'm sitting up there, can't believe it.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing regular clothes, civilian clothes. And then I look
Speaker 3: up and it's like, oh shit, I got twelve minutes
Speaker 3: before I gotta be down there, and we're doing flower shops.
Speaker 3: So I elevator rush, boom boom, throwing a new fitm
Speaker 3: lit walk out on stage. So in my mind, I've
Speaker 3: just been watching the show happen on the massive jumbotrons
Speaker 3: and then tiny little Morgan down here, big production, and
Speaker 3: I walk out there. I'm like, dang, that's crazy. Whiz
Speaker 3: can see me. Whiz is watching me right now, and
Speaker 3: this massive thing right.
Speaker 2: Because you're thinking how you're watching Morgan, You're so bag
Speaker 2: ya man.
Speaker 3: Right, It's literally I'm in my head. I'm doing flower shops.
Speaker 3: And after flower shops every night we throw roses. Morgan's
Speaker 3: got a bouquet. I got a bouquet. We go out
Speaker 3: and milk it at the end of the thing. You know,
Speaker 3: just play the game. You're playing the game, dude. I
Speaker 3: get my roses and I go out there and I
Speaker 3: see this group of fellas and one of them was
Speaker 3: a tall black dude. But I wasn't like oh, that's Whiz,
Speaker 3: because Whiz is up here in my mind right, so
Speaker 3: I just see I see the fellas. It's dark, I
Speaker 3: can't really see much. I was like, oh, I'm throwing
Speaker 3: roses to the fellas. Didn't think nothing of it. I
Speaker 3: get back to my green room seth. My manager runs
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: He's dude, Whiz caught your fucking roses.
Speaker 3: I was like, no way, Wizz this up there because
Speaker 3: no Whiz came down to watch from the pit. I
Speaker 3: was like, what, And there's this picture I would, we'll
Speaker 3: put it in post. Dude, Whiz is the happiest year.
Speaker 1: Whiz has his sunglasses on, He's holding up a bouquet
Speaker 1: roses and just cheesing so hard.
Speaker 2: Bro, that is so fucking dope. Whiz caught my roses.
Speaker 2: Whiz Khalifa, he whiz Kali, he whizz Khalifa. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: all the mixtapes and everything, like he was the fucking
Speaker 2: that freeze, the very first freestyle.
Speaker 3: I remember, like twenty ten or eleven, Like, Bro, I
Speaker 3: sprained my ankle go at a Whiz Khalifa concert at
Speaker 3: Vanderbilt my senior year at high school.
Speaker 2: In the basketball gym. I was trying to get from.
Speaker 3: I was one of those people who's like had normalized seats,
Speaker 3: but I jumped over the railing to get down on
Speaker 3: the floor.
Speaker 2: Lost a little bit of your athletic ability.
Speaker 3: We're gained it, dude. I went off after that. I
Speaker 3: went off. That was pre scholarship. Yeah, so I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm trying to play it cool, but I'm
Speaker 3: also just glued to the couch with fucking Whiz Khalifa,
Speaker 3: Like this whiz. This is Michael Phelps, the winningest dude
Speaker 3: in all of Olympic history. And I'm pretty sure Olympics
Speaker 3: go back to Jesus time.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm pretty sure, dude, he has more gold medals
Speaker 1: than Jess.
Speaker 2: Think about that.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to get into our family that we
Speaker 1: will get later when.
Speaker 2: We started having fun. Uh, bro, that is sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and two of the most notable Yeah, well we
Speaker 1: smokers in all the time.
Speaker 2: Sea into my weekend coming up exactly Willie fucking Nelson.
Speaker 1: Bro are opening for Willie Nelson. God, dude, talk about
Speaker 1: the Yeah, let's get at a fucking run of a coup.
Speaker 2: I'll run him. Applause of that.
Speaker 3: That's one of those that that's one of those. You'd
Speaker 3: never dream up that lineup in a millionire especially like
Speaker 3: go back to twenty eleven. I'm at Jelly Roll's apartment
Speaker 3: over here in the cut getting dabs from Jelly Roll.
Speaker 1: He's just a rapper. I'm just a rapper, a sparring rapper.
Speaker 1: Obviously I was private school.
Speaker 2: He still number B rad Malibu's most woman in there.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Jelly Roll.
Speaker 1: Fast forward, we got a number one song at country
Speaker 1: radio together, son of a Center. And then you guys
Speaker 1: are like, what's so dope is? You guys are like
Speaker 1: Nashville Base. Yeah, but you've both been on the bus.
Speaker 1: And your guys' growth and trajectory over the last especially
Speaker 1: as of recent is fucking.
Speaker 3: Crazy, bro and Jelly Jelly Roll is just doing it.
Speaker 3: He's on a different plane of celebrity right now.
Speaker 1: He's got a fucking documentary now coming out, just saying
Speaker 1: for American Idol.
Speaker 3: Which I mean, I know they got some cameos of
Speaker 3: me in there. Either that or they were just filming
Speaker 3: for no good reason. A lot you texted, were still
Speaker 3: in that thing, that thing on Instagram? Yeah. To go
Speaker 3: from that, yeah, to go from that to there's gonna
Speaker 3: be a poster on my wall that is Willy Nelson,
Speaker 3: Jelly Roll and me. That's like, I just got chills.
Speaker 3: I got chills too, and oh the little stupid bitch boy.
Speaker 1: Bitch boy, Yes, another one, another one, so that that
Speaker 1: is there you got, You're gonna be hanging up a
Speaker 1: fucking poster review Jelly Roll in fucking Willie Nelson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I ordered a shirt from I'm a Jean Willie
Speaker 3: that has Willy Nelson's face on it. I'm for sure
Speaker 3: wearing it as I perform, Like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: don't even care.
Speaker 2: I don't even care to get to smoke with Willy.
Speaker 1: I know it's fine. Dude's ninety. I'm blessed to even
Speaker 1: be in the same building as him.
Speaker 3: I know they got him protected with with all all
Speaker 3: like germs and all that.
Speaker 2: I just gotta shake that man's hand.
Speaker 3: If we get a picture to the three of us, incredible.
Speaker 3: If not, like we please sign up Bandana Like I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do this. I'm gonna fanboy for Willie Nelson. Never fanboy,
Speaker 3: but like bro and he's almost gone. That's what I'm
Speaker 3: saying for the for the for what I'm trying to
Speaker 3: do with country music, and where I pull inspiration from
Speaker 3: is more from that era than anything like the Haggards,
Speaker 3: the Whalens, the Willies, Chris Christofferson.
Speaker 2: Uh Highway, Yeah, the highwaymen. And it's like we're doing
Speaker 2: a show with with him.
Speaker 1: You at least have to allow him to hand you
Speaker 1: a joint.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'll go scrounging near where his bus was parked
Speaker 3: looking for roaches, like Willy roach. Gonna ask, I got
Speaker 3: a Willy roach. Yeah, that's it. Like I got a
Speaker 3: pack of cigarettes from John Day. I'll never smoke one
Speaker 3: of them, but I got a John Daily pack of
Speaker 3: cigarette sitting in my golf bag right now.
Speaker 1: I asked for one cigarette. He's like just taking the
Speaker 1: pack and I was like, what an honor? Yeah, And
Speaker 1: that's basically your father. That is my dad's Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: my dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Bro.
Speaker 3: This life is crazy because you go from I'm still
Speaker 3: such a fan of the things I get to do
Speaker 3: and the people I get to see.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of my friends, like I'm a fan
Speaker 2: of Herty.
Speaker 3: It's it's like, but the barrier is broken, and I'm
Speaker 3: sure it's the same thing playing ball. It's like when
Speaker 3: you're on the other side of the field from Tom Brady,
Speaker 3: like you get a little tickling your dick.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Bro, there's no way you don't when it would
Speaker 1: grow up seeing these people and now you're in the
Speaker 1: same field of work with them, so it takes away
Speaker 1: the small talk barrier, you know, the little caution tape
Speaker 1: between you two.
Speaker 2: It's like now Mono and Mono.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, if I got to meet Luke Keikley who
Speaker 1: is my age, Yeah, but yo, you are you were
Speaker 1: fucking him, dude. But I'm with you, like, there's always
Speaker 1: an element to myself that you know, it's cool we
Speaker 1: get to do like podcasting and everything else, but anytime
Speaker 1: we get to meet somebody that is like of status
Speaker 1: to somebody that's like I've like look up to or
Speaker 1: anything else, I definitely like always want to take that
Speaker 1: moment about Yo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am a fan of your fucking work. Bro. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like not too cool to be a yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's like that's the that's the best part, Like
Speaker 1: how gay is it? If you're just like start to
Speaker 1: posture with them, Like I can't speak on how gay
Speaker 1: anything is. I'm not in comedy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: No, dude, I totally know what you mean.
Speaker 3: First of all, make it great again anyways, and we
Speaker 3: can decide as a.
Speaker 2: Team whether we leave any of that in there. But
Speaker 2: the gay you know, the gay thing.
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Speaker 3: I love like, I love comedy so much so like
Speaker 3: I love comedians Bert like Shane Jane's maybe the best
Speaker 3: comedian on Earth Bro at this time in the world.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's like, yeah to get I'm you know, meet.
Speaker 3: THEO at the well for coffee and kick shit for
Speaker 3: twenty minutes and be on my way home and I'll
Speaker 3: see you when I see Like I love getting to
Speaker 3: hang with those types of people and like minded individuals
Speaker 3: because I do love comedies so much, and it's like, God,
Speaker 3: it's not all so serious, you know. And then you
Speaker 3: get to meet these people and they're just staying. They
Speaker 3: like hanging with us because yeah, some different yes, man.
Speaker 1: It's like especially like like comedians, it's always like athletes
Speaker 1: want to be entertainers. Entertainers want to be athletes. You
Speaker 1: got the you know, the entertainers want to be comedians.
Speaker 1: Comedians want to everybody like everybody wants.
Speaker 3: To nobody's happy with them, No one's That's.
Speaker 2: Where the best comedy comes from. Too.
Speaker 1: We were at Shane's like I was on a Shane's
Speaker 1: Secret podcast yesterday. It either drops either dropped listening to
Speaker 1: this on Thursday, either drops today or dropped yesterday.
Speaker 2: But dude, and just seeing the way Shane lives like.
Speaker 1: My man lives the dorm room college life thirty five
Speaker 1: year old talking about sharing a townhouse apartment's got three
Speaker 1: people downstairs, a couple of people right there in that
Speaker 1: main floor, and then him and his boy Matt live upstairs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just like a massive like you just said, one
Speaker 1: of the best comedians going right fucking now, just literally like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, we'll get into this podcast, like after we
Speaker 1: do a few games of UFC and we're like passing
Speaker 1: the stakes and everything else.
Speaker 2: That's incredible. He's like, yeah, this is He's like, this
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is why I couldn't do the morning
Speaker 1: because you know, we wake up a little later, like
Speaker 1: one man's morning is another man's afternoon. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: just not even like, bro, why do you want why
Speaker 1: are you living like this? He goes, dude, I'm saving money.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That's a good that makes
Speaker 1: a good comedian.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, THEO shows up driving a Nissan truck,
Speaker 3: like an older Nissan trucks, Like you could be driving
Speaker 3: anything you want. I appreciure, but it's like that would
Speaker 3: it'd be weird if THEO vonn hopped out.
Speaker 2: Of a range robe, no doubt, Like you know, like I.
Speaker 1: Said, if Shane did say, we're walking up the stairs
Speaker 1: on my brother, you live amongst the people.
Speaker 2: He because it's what makes comedy good. It is, bro.
Speaker 3: I seen THEO literally driving you remember when he posted,
Speaker 3: uh he had the black nutcracker.
Speaker 2: He So I just picked up a Cat Williams statue.
Speaker 3: I ran he had he had like a lifestyle life
Speaker 3: sized nutcracker last winter that he got from like Michael
Speaker 3: or something. And I ran into this man at the
Speaker 3: well in Green Hills and had that shop by the way,
Speaker 3: that fucking statue is in the back of his trust.
Speaker 2: Picked up Williams. You know that is so pull up.
Speaker 3: In a little old truck with a big black nutcracker
Speaker 3: in the back that he's calling Kat Williams.
Speaker 2: Only a comedian, Only a comedian.
Speaker 1: Bro. Their brains think so much differently, man, it's insane,
Speaker 1: But I do think your brain like That's why I'm
Speaker 1: always like every time I'm around John Nuts, like you
Speaker 1: got any new jokes you've written up by I think
Speaker 1: you're a funny cat. Thank you.
Speaker 2: You are too real, recognize real.
Speaker 1: But there's something about the people, like you know, Jelly's
Speaker 1: fin It's like you guys being able to freestyle and
Speaker 1: think on your feet and be so witty. It's just
Speaker 1: always impressive to like witness that in real time. Like
Speaker 1: my brain operates slowly, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: got dial up Internet going on on my head, Like me,
Speaker 1: I gotta sit down and actually think through stuffy.
Speaker 2: Like and make a whiteboard and stuff. Are you a Virgo? Yes?
Speaker 2: You know that is hilarious. You just called my ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's so virgo virgo fucking horoscope ship thing?
Speaker 2: The dude, god? What are you? Two wing three, three winged?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ye three three wing two, three wing four? What's
Speaker 2: the four? Oh? But yes? An achiever? Yeah, you're a yeah,
Speaker 2: an achiever? Good drinks? Like, hey, we we.
Speaker 3: Get along, we mix up. Nice. What are you in
Speaker 3: your graham? I'm a two wing three?
Speaker 2: What's two? Help her? I must not be I'm an
Speaker 2: achiever three? Oh yeah, so you're a three. You're a three,
Speaker 2: So I'm pretty sure that's what that is. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: just say oh you're you're a you're a rescuers. I like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I need rescuing. Like Delaney might be a fucking two.
Speaker 2: I think she might be a two.
Speaker 1: She's a virgo though, Yeah, she's a virgo we've talked
Speaker 1: about at backstage.
Speaker 2: She would know more about the Nagram stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, the the astrology thing is is
Speaker 3: pretty funny to me.
Speaker 2: But like they show is religion, so it's you.
Speaker 1: Know, hey, but there's nothing like like thinking the astrology
Speaker 1: stuff is bullshit and all that. All those things right,
Speaker 1: but when you're reading some of those personality traits, I'm
Speaker 1: starting thinking old Like somebody, hang on a second, Yeah,
Speaker 1: any wait, how did you know that I had a
Speaker 1: TV coming in this week?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Now would be a good time to buy a fifty
Speaker 3: seven inch plasma speed.
Speaker 2: It's like, what I just bold of those? How did
Speaker 2: they know? Yeah? But that's ship.
Speaker 1: That stuff messes with your mind. I'm fucking I'm into it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I did too. I like, I secretly love it.
Speaker 1: Like if somebody's making fun of it, I'll join in.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, some people wake up and read Jesus Calling.
Speaker 3: I wake up and read Saturn is Returning.
Speaker 2: Oh where were we? What were we fucking talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we've been all over the place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about THEO picking up Cat Williams
Speaker 1: qiquitted freestyling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, du Yeah, I think I think your podcast rocks
Speaker 3: and Taylor, but you're not here now, are you. So
Speaker 3: this podcast rocks because of the people you have the
Speaker 3: common theme with people you have through with the exception
Speaker 3: of you know, a few coaches and stuff like that
Speaker 3: who have different brains. Yeah, like, for the most part,
Speaker 3: we all just like to have a good time, and
Speaker 3: they know that this bus in this podcast is just
Speaker 3: about a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when you know, like, Okay, I can cut
Speaker 2: it up a little bit. Yeah, I don't have to
Speaker 2: feel like, Okay, maybe what I just said there, like
Speaker 2: I know it's wrong. It's gonna get cut out of
Speaker 2: here already. Baby.
Speaker 1: I'm you know, baby like to lean in a certain way.
Speaker 1: I like to get some click. We like to get
Speaker 1: some traction out there on the net. Yeah. But man,
Speaker 1: just thinking all you have left now is Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1: Have you smoked the Snoop?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: It's like Snoop Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson.
Speaker 1: But I'm just gonna throw in Michael Fels because of lack
Speaker 1: of thinking of somebody else.
Speaker 3: But that's that's a I would be one that's more.
Speaker 3: I gotta smoke with Seth Rogan. I got smoke of
Speaker 3: the Rogans and and Snoop. So when we were in Auckland,
Speaker 3: New Zealand, we we got like in touch with this
Speaker 3: the VIP of concierge to like hooks up all the
Speaker 3: rappers with like a foreign care and weed when they.
Speaker 2: Get over there.
Speaker 3: So I got when I got to Auckland, I had
Speaker 3: like this crazy little Mercedes sports car and he gave
Speaker 3: me the rest of the weed that Snoop had left
Speaker 3: in Auckland.
Speaker 2: Was like a bounce and a half of like weed.
Speaker 3: And then we got into We flew from Auckland, not
Speaker 3: with the bud because we were getting more there. We
Speaker 3: got somewhere in I think it was Sydney, and they
Speaker 3: brought us a bag of weeds and uh Lamborghini Urus
Speaker 3: and it was like, dude, I'm out here living like
Speaker 3: a rapper on a country kind of country tour in Sydney.
Speaker 1: But low key that you're that's that's the way you
Speaker 1: want to be on like you you started off.
Speaker 2: You know, I love that ship. You had to, you
Speaker 2: know you had to, you like started off like the whole.
Speaker 3: And if I get to live my rapper fantasies without
Speaker 3: like you know, actually ever having to rap and.
Speaker 1: Low key bridging some gap to where you're doing like
Speaker 1: kind of both.
Speaker 2: Well, Bro, that's not like we got that song I wrote.
Speaker 3: Well, I helped Morgan write a verse for this Little
Speaker 3: Dirk song that's coming out on the Little Dirk Broadway Girls,
Speaker 3: Little Dirk Morgan. I think you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think we're gonna have like a money bag O
Speaker 3: song with Morgan probably at some point I help Penn,
Speaker 3: like I get to have a foot in the like
Speaker 3: the rap game. It's not like I got fucking Coolio
Speaker 3: on a song. It's like we're no, we're in the
Speaker 3: streets with the rap shit.
Speaker 1: And the boys woke with you too, like Wi's cleave
Speaker 1: ahold now book, goddamn roast cheesing Bro.
Speaker 2: I gotta find that photo, bro, And well boy, you
Speaker 2: got respect out there.
Speaker 3: Man, trying, trying, but it's like back to just let's
Speaker 3: let's just have a good time. I think it's disarming
Speaker 3: if we know we're just gonna have a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh. Segueing with the Snoop Dogg, I'm saying that she
Speaker 1: just had something drop.
Speaker 2: What was the song on? What'd you just raase after You?
Speaker 2: I just put out.
Speaker 1: Spotify single night Life, Oh oh oh yeah, with forty
Speaker 1: nine win chests came out.
Speaker 3: It's an old Willie Nelson song came out today, came
Speaker 3: out this morning, Shout.
Speaker 2: Out the Boy. But what I was talking about Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1: He just had a viral clip talking about the streaming industry,
Speaker 1: specifically Spotify on have you seen it? And you bring
Speaker 1: it up, you can take time and cut out the
Speaker 1: dead space, but uh, basically Snoop is calling out the
Speaker 1: streaming industry, like we got to do a better job
Speaker 1: of taking care of the creators. Because back in the day,
Speaker 1: when you would sell you know, thousands, millions of CDs
Speaker 1: and everything else, you're selling them out of your vehicle.
Speaker 1: You're you know, it's it's a physical CD or tape
Speaker 1: or whatever that you can buy and you would see
Speaker 1: profits from that, whether you're doing a split revenue deal
Speaker 1: or however you're getting paid from your label. And now
Speaker 1: with streaming, a lot of things are exclusive to streaming.
Speaker 1: You're not really selling those records, you're not really selling
Speaker 1: those CDs. You're not really seeing like when you go
Speaker 1: to I think he compared to two with the box office, Like,
Speaker 1: you know how a box office when you get when
Speaker 1: you sell x amount of tickets and you kind of
Speaker 1: see that revenue generation. You know, the talent is able
Speaker 1: to split inside of that revenue stream. Now with the
Speaker 1: streaming industry, with Spotify and everything else, it seems like
Speaker 1: Spotify does a you know, it's really buttoned up to
Speaker 1: kind of take advantage of the creator instead of sitting
Speaker 1: next to the creator and allowing everybody else to make
Speaker 1: their fair share in the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And we can listen to throw on the headphones also
Speaker 2: look at this. So man, man, we gotta send that.
Speaker 2: Send that do you have bloss numbers? Send?
Speaker 4: You're talking about it because I don't understand how the
Speaker 4: fuck you get paid off of that ship. Like I
Speaker 4: mean cause somebody explained to me how you can get
Speaker 4: a billion streams and not get a million dollars Like
Speaker 4: that ship don't make sense to me. Like I don't
Speaker 4: know who the fuck running the streaming industry, if you
Speaker 4: in here or not, but nigga, you need to give
Speaker 4: us some information on how to fuck to track this
Speaker 4: money down because one plus one ain't adding up to two.
Speaker 4: That ship don't add up. And I have to say
Speaker 4: it because that's the main rite with a lot of
Speaker 4: us artists is that we do major numbers with streams
Speaker 4: in this ship, but it don't add up to the money. Like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is the money? When I first came out,
Speaker 4: my records would sell based off of physical If you
Speaker 4: sold a million copies, that means if nine ninety nine
Speaker 4: nine million dollars you get this percentage.
Speaker 2: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: So if I sell how many streams, how much money
Speaker 4: do I get? It's not being translated and it's not
Speaker 4: working for the artists right now. And I just want
Speaker 4: to speak to that hitting the news againustry, like that's
Speaker 4: fucked up and we need to find a way to
Speaker 4: figure that out, the same way the writers are figuring out.
Speaker 4: The writers are striking because streaming they can't get paid
Speaker 4: because when it's on the platform, it's not like in
Speaker 4: the box office. In the box office, if it does
Speaker 4: all these numbers, you may get up, oh it did
Speaker 4: this meant here's another check. But on streaming, you got
Speaker 4: three hundred thousand hours that somebody watched your movie. Where's
Speaker 4: the money? And I know I'm going off a script
Speaker 4: right now, but fuck it, this is business.
Speaker 2: This is business.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This is a room full of business people.
Speaker 4: Somebody may hear this and be able to do something
Speaker 4: about it, so that way the next artists don't have
Speaker 4: to struggle or cry or try to figure out how
Speaker 4: to get to his money, because some of these artists
Speaker 4: are streaming millions and millions and millions and millions of
Speaker 4: fucking streams and they don't got no millions of dollars
Speaker 4: in their pocket. So I just wanted to say.
Speaker 1: That, yeah, yeah, talk that call.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you can't get up there. I can't get
Speaker 3: in front of a bunch of people and talk like
Speaker 3: that right now, just in the position i'm met, I
Speaker 3: can't even really comment on it other than I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree with him, Yeah, And is that too As
Speaker 1: it come from, it's probably a multitude of things, being
Speaker 1: probably being with a label Spotify, contracting this.
Speaker 2: That the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And and for me specifically, I have like several
Speaker 3: different way means, you know, ways to get money. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of you know radio, that's why that radio singles and
Speaker 3: radio number one is where music is, where music makes
Speaker 3: the most money.
Speaker 2: And so it's just gonna take time.
Speaker 3: And I think that I think something just passed recently
Speaker 3: where we're actually getting more of a percentage now from
Speaker 3: Spotify and streams, which is good in the right direction.
Speaker 3: And I think as time goes on and as more
Speaker 3: subscribers are in that pool, then the penny looks bigger. Yeah,
Speaker 3: But I I agree with that, bro, because especially like
Speaker 3: an up and coming rapper who doesn't have a deal,
Speaker 3: but a song's gone crazy on TikTok and then they're
Speaker 3: getting like forty million, you got fifty million streams on
Speaker 3: a song on Spotify or across streaming platforms, like that
Speaker 3: show across.
Speaker 1: Streaming platforms, you're talking Spotify even even like Instagram, Uh, TikTok,
Speaker 1: like when they're using it, like.
Speaker 2: I believe started monetizing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like like Spotify, iTunes, Amazon, all of the
Speaker 3: places you can stream music.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like, if I'm just an up and coming kid doesn't
Speaker 3: have a label and one of my songs that I've
Speaker 3: uploaded onto my Spotify account takes off and goes crazy
Speaker 3: and it's on all these playlists and it has forty
Speaker 3: to fifty million, He's right, that should translate to substantial
Speaker 3: amount of money in my pocket. Doesn't right now and
Speaker 3: definitely ain't going if the if four dudes wrote it
Speaker 3: I get a few hundred bucks ock man, Like I
Speaker 3: just asked my business manager about this here today and
Speaker 3: not to talk about my finances, but this is like
Speaker 3: I was like, yo, what so I had eleven songs
Speaker 3: on the Dangerous album that I wrote. Two of them
Speaker 3: are number ones maybe and then Morgan am and eleven
Speaker 3: on the most recent one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So just Morgan songs alone, twenty two songs off the
Speaker 3: last two albums, not including like Heartless, Brought and other things.
Speaker 3: Morgan songs alone. You gotta look, I mean, you proof.
Speaker 3: Let's see here, Let's give you an idea.
Speaker 2: You prove go to Morgan's are you bringing up at Spotify?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You proof has three hundred and six million streams wasted
Speaker 3: on you as four hundred and fourteen million streams one
Speaker 3: thing at a time, one hundred and fifteen songs.
Speaker 2: You're over seven hundred million, right, You're at a billion?
Speaker 2: So so yeah, so that's true, You're a billion.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm and with all of the songs that
Speaker 3: I have out streaming, not just Morgan, just every song
Speaker 3: that I make money as a songwriter on on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Your thinking just writing alone? This isn't yours as a songwriter.
Speaker 1: So the King Brown, the Sam Hunt song, all.
Speaker 3: That, all that I'll make probably I'll probably make like
Speaker 3: four grand a month off of that. So at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, maybe fifty five thousand dollars a
Speaker 3: yek off of billions of streams.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, yeah.
Speaker 3: That is once it's I mean, even if it is
Speaker 3: split up to co writers, you know, like it should
Speaker 3: be more money than if it was the nineties and
Speaker 3: if we were getting paid like songwriters are getting paid
Speaker 3: in the nineties. Bro. Yes, it's like writers just used
Speaker 3: to be balling out, like if you had twenty two
Speaker 3: album cuts.
Speaker 2: On Arth Brooke, Yeah you are Garth Brook. Like you know,
Speaker 2: it's like it has changed.
Speaker 3: That has changed, and that that will it needs to
Speaker 3: balance out because you know, I'm I'm gonna be all right,
Speaker 3: but that's like for sure, Yeah, yeah, you're just aw somebody.
Speaker 2: That's the only way somebody's gonna be making some money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need to be making more money in that
Speaker 3: to translate how many times that song has been listened to.
Speaker 1: And let's just let's just say out of it and
Speaker 1: you those are like three songs that could take up
Speaker 1: a billion streams.
Speaker 2: Let's just say, out of that billion.
Speaker 3: Labels are getting paid from it. That's where the money,
Speaker 3: the money will get back to the labels. They're making
Speaker 3: tons of money they own masters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and which.
Speaker 3: You know, revert back to the Jelly Roll episode on
Speaker 3: here and he breaks that down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he does a good job breaking that down
Speaker 2: since he's like an independent guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's just say out of that billion on
Speaker 1: the just picking three songs, let's just say a million
Speaker 1: people bought a CD or or an album or record
Speaker 1: whatever it is back in the day.
Speaker 2: Any hard copy like Walmart. And you even just made
Speaker 2: two off that million, like to the Moon. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean you're you're Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: You're making a lot more than fifty five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a year across all these songs that you're gonna talking
Speaker 1: with your business manager on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know, yeah, because I was just curious,
Speaker 3: I didn't have My father in law asked me that
Speaker 3: the other day because it is a it is a
Speaker 3: hot topic right now, and he was asking.
Speaker 2: I couldn't answer.
Speaker 3: So I recently just asked Ballpark, and I was kind
Speaker 3: of shocked because, yeah, you look at just those are
Speaker 3: only two I can see the numbers on that I written.
Speaker 2: But you're almost to a billion right there on two
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta imagine you add the rest of the
Speaker 3: other twenty up, you're probably on another couple of billion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, And I don't know what the fraction is.
Speaker 3: What's what's what's fifty five thousand dollars versus two billion?
Speaker 2: Bring that up?
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta fucking calculate his dad. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you're in the point. I mean, you're in there.
Speaker 1: You were complaining, No, I know, but you're like you're
Speaker 1: you're just giving you're giving content context of what this
Speaker 1: industry is like. And it's yeah, it's yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: take it as all like you're bitchy. At the end
Speaker 1: of the day, that is what it is like. When
Speaker 1: you're when you're performing, you're adding a lot of value,
Speaker 1: and it's like, man, this is stuff is really getting
Speaker 1: capitalized on. And you know, the amount of work and
Speaker 1: the amount of time you put into something, you're curious
Speaker 1: how the business model does look. Yes, I mean it's
Speaker 1: like if you're putting in all that work in the
Speaker 1: industry that you're in and you're only making let's just
Speaker 1: say you're making fifty five thousand dollars a year, just period.
Speaker 1: Just I throw all your like, Okay, maybe I go
Speaker 1: look at the getting the insurance game or self some
Speaker 1: medical medical equipment because you know, let's let's do away
Speaker 1: with the music. Yeah, no, seriously, but I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: that's what There's a lot of. There's a lot of.
Speaker 1: I mean now, I'm a publisher too.
Speaker 3: I have a publishing, the Cadillite Music, and I got
Speaker 3: I'm signing kids to write songs. It's like, I want
Speaker 3: them to be able to make a living writing songs,
Speaker 3: even if they don't get a radio single number one, Like,
Speaker 3: but if they have a song that pops off, Like,
Speaker 3: guys need to get paid because the song's popping off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't matter if radios picked it up or not. It
Speaker 3: should get that way. And I think it will, and
Speaker 3: I'm hopeful that the machine will continue to grow.
Speaker 1: We keep training in the right direction, and you need
Speaker 1: guys like Snoop and all these other ways.
Speaker 2: It's like you know Cerever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's almost like you need It's like at
Speaker 1: times you need quarterbacks and the best players at every
Speaker 1: position to kind of like they have the microphone to
Speaker 1: kind of say those things because they're a little bit more,
Speaker 1: they can afford to do those types of things, they
Speaker 1: can afford to step out from. Yeah, exactly exactly what
Speaker 1: was that fifty five thousand divided by two billion?
Speaker 2: Look at their point zero zero zero zero two seven five.
Speaker 1: That's like how much you get per stream on a
Speaker 1: two billion dollar or two billion streams.
Speaker 2: That's until it make fifty five thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 2: That's how many get per stream. Not good at math,
Speaker 2: but you do it. Yeah, we're not good at math,
Speaker 2: but do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, even if that rule comes into effect, how does
Speaker 5: that change for people who are already who are already
Speaker 5: in the industry, So for your for your three singles, right,
Speaker 5: the ones that we just talked about, do they backpay
Speaker 5: you on that stuff if it changes? Are you just
Speaker 5: kind of like, hey, it is what it is?
Speaker 2: The question? I don't know the answer to that you're saying.
Speaker 1: If you're saying if the rule, if it changes in
Speaker 1: the in the future, do you end up getting back paid.
Speaker 2: For the I doubt it. I doubt it.
Speaker 3: I bet they just bumped the percentages up moving forward,
Speaker 3: because ultimately, you know what you're getting a lot of
Speaker 3: money into a lot of money to pay on the
Speaker 3: back end. If every rider got paid out in the
Speaker 3: back end, I would just imagine the percentage gets better.
Speaker 1: And you know, especially when you're a hungry artist early
Speaker 1: in the like early in the game, you're almost as
Speaker 1: excited because you're getting labels, they're gonna pay you money.
Speaker 1: You sign on that dited line. You don't necessarily have
Speaker 1: your head fully wrapped around because you don't know that
Speaker 1: you're gonna explode the way that you might explode.
Speaker 3: And then when you look back, that's me. I had
Speaker 3: my head down for ten years. Yeah, it's been broke
Speaker 3: for nine of them. You know, Like, oh, dude, I
Speaker 3: looked up I had I had a check from BMI
Speaker 3: in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Or what's BMI? BM?
Speaker 3: I there who pay out off of all the money?
Speaker 3: Okay in the music there's BMI as cap. There's a
Speaker 3: couple different. I'm with BMI and like, I had a
Speaker 3: check from BMI. You get paid four times a year.
Speaker 2: Every quarter.
Speaker 1: It was like, I think it was like ninety six
Speaker 1: bucks two thousand and nine, wit one of my quarters.
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Speaker 2: Different, what are we? What have you seen?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: What's what's the biggest check you've seen? Now?
Speaker 1: Do you need me to say a check to make
Speaker 1: you feel Yeah, the biggest check I've seen, and it
Speaker 1: was when I was I was a restricted Uh that's false.
Speaker 1: Probably the biggest check I've seen. My signing bonus when
Speaker 1: I came to the Titans was two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand after tax. I was looking at like sixty because
Speaker 1: there's no state tax in Tennessee. But I'll say the
Speaker 1: big I guess was a two week check when I
Speaker 1: was on Washington. I think it was one eighty under
Speaker 1: eighty and that was like I looked and I was like.
Speaker 2: Frame this yo, yeah, because I was fired up. My
Speaker 2: first practice squad check.
Speaker 1: Was like twelve thousand dollars in an after tax down
Speaker 1: to like seven or eight, and I was fired up.
Speaker 2: Did you had a necklace? It's real alright? Immediately went
Speaker 2: to icebox, I.
Speaker 1: Bought a pair of air Maxes and I bought an Xbox.
Speaker 1: Got set up a little bit, but I was fired up.
Speaker 1: And you know when you're seeing a check like that,
Speaker 1: but now balls back in your court what's.
Speaker 2: The biggest check you've seen, Like this is? This is
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's fucking go.
Speaker 3: Dude, I've seen a check like that. Well, my business
Speaker 3: managers see it. I haven't looked at it myself, but
Speaker 3: I've seen it on I've seen it in an email.
Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's insane. I'm trying to be humble about
Speaker 3: it because it's fucking instance.
Speaker 2: You are humble. I can tell you're very like I
Speaker 2: don't like talking. I don't like I don't like talking
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: It was like I was on Shane's podcast saying trying
Speaker 1: to give him flowers, and he does so bad accepting
Speaker 1: confidence because he's just he's all about making fun of
Speaker 1: people that think things are cool and all that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. So you can tell he gets real queasy
Speaker 1: when I'm serious. I'm like, bro, you're you're doing it, man,
Speaker 1: you're crushing it. It should be pumped.
Speaker 2: I am pumped. I mean yeah, it's it's thinking about
Speaker 2: how hard you've worked.
Speaker 1: Bro, you just said broke for nine of them, Like
Speaker 1: you just not like you got some massive house, but
Speaker 1: you got a nice little farmhouse that you've been able
Speaker 1: to get into and you're building a little farm, like
Speaker 1: you got your little family going.
Speaker 3: Like Ryman brought all my good life for sure, because
Speaker 3: when when we got pregnant with Ryman, I didn't know
Speaker 3: how the hell we were going to do.
Speaker 2: We could not afford having a kid. When we got pregnant,
Speaker 2: I was just yeah, that one of the odds.
Speaker 3: And then oh my god, we're getting pregnant, you know,
Speaker 3: and then and then you know, literally, I think my
Speaker 3: first number one was like right around the time Ryman
Speaker 3: was just about to be born, and that was COVID.
Speaker 3: Like COVID happened at my first three number ones, hearing
Speaker 3: the shutdown, So like my world.
Speaker 2: The touring, my work where you're gonna make money.
Speaker 3: The world started spinning. As soon as the world stops spinning,
Speaker 3: and Ryman came. And then like right when Ryman was born,
Speaker 3: we picked up touring again and it's been going ever since.
Speaker 2: It's just like me and de Lanny say all the time,
Speaker 2: Ryman brought really good luck. Ryman. I owe Ryman, it'll
Speaker 2: be fine. Fine.
Speaker 1: You have to keep them connected to the story of
Speaker 1: what it took, like, yeah, bro, you should be extremely proud.
Speaker 1: Like the sacrifice that goes into number one. I know
Speaker 1: how much you tour around, Like when we've been trying
Speaker 1: to get you on the pod, you'll be going because
Speaker 1: you're out torn around a lot, you're moving a lot
Speaker 1: and with the family and a kid. Bro, Like I
Speaker 1: have a you know the same, Like I have a
Speaker 1: thirteen fourteen month old right now. Like the times you
Speaker 1: have to leave your you have to leave and those
Speaker 1: conversations we are making with your wife, you're planning out
Speaker 1: your schedule. Hey, I'm gonna be gone for a lot
Speaker 1: of the year. But like you know, now you're getting
Speaker 1: to taste a little bit of that sweet nectar that
Speaker 1: you work so hard for. So I like I'm staying
Speaker 1: the feeling queasy, like, man, you know, I'm about to
Speaker 1: throw up a number that not a lot of people,
Speaker 1: you know, I've gotten to experience yet.
Speaker 2: But it's like, Bro, you've worked so hard for that.
Speaker 1: Man, you work so fucking hard for that, and you
Speaker 1: should never be ashamed, never be ashamed of anything like that.
Speaker 3: I'm not ashamed. And it's like it is motivating for me.
Speaker 3: It's like for me, that is not where I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, I got it. I'm done at all now
Speaker 3: it's hungry and it's not greed. It's just like, yo,
Speaker 3: like I've been given this opportunity to be a voice
Speaker 3: of a generation of music and like whether it be
Speaker 3: from behind the scenes as a pen or now my
Speaker 3: own microphone that I'm holding, and I want I want
Speaker 3: to be that example for the kids that are just
Speaker 3: now getting to town. We're looking down the barrel the
Speaker 3: next ten years, grinding the no ends and just making enough,
Speaker 3: making whatever their pub draw is, like probably thirty grand
Speaker 3: a year for a few years, you know, and like
Speaker 3: there will be light.
Speaker 2: At the end of that tunnel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I could do it, from working at the
Speaker 3: doughnut Den barred out at six in the morning to
Speaker 3: like to sitting here now talking about necklaces with you. Yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: it can happen. And it's just not giving up and
Speaker 3: being relentless with it. Being delusional.
Speaker 1: Also, like I love the fucking look in your eye
Speaker 1: about it because it's true, Like it's inspiring to hear that,
Speaker 1: Like you know, what's you're the trajectory you're on right
Speaker 1: now because you have a story that you're so connected
Speaker 1: to on all of that grind, Like it's never a
Speaker 1: success as a microwaved.
Speaker 2: Right, Like, it's not like you just now got this.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like you fucking you and
Speaker 1: Morgan Wong were best buds and you're fucking like he
Speaker 1: just sings and you right stuff and you're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just right there in the back hit pocket, like
Speaker 1: just making a fuck lot of money, like you had
Speaker 1: to grind.
Speaker 3: It's like I've heard Hardy say, we were all broke
Speaker 3: together and now we got some together. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 3: another our bond is cool because like we were really
Speaker 3: grind it. We've been grinding. Yeah, it's not an overnight thing.
Speaker 3: And I think everybody knows that too by now. Overnight
Speaker 3: stuff can happen here and there, like because of TikTok.
Speaker 3: But Craig Wiseman said on my podcast, he said everybody
Speaker 3: has to pay their dues, either pay them on the
Speaker 3: front end to the back end. It's way better to
Speaker 3: pay them on the front end, right, And I totally
Speaker 3: agree with that. And I've paid my dues and god,
Speaker 3: I'm still paying them, especially in the artist thing, like
Speaker 3: I'm still in the front corner of my artist's career.
Speaker 2: Things are going great.
Speaker 3: I'm getting great show opportunities, songs are going good, my
Speaker 3: fan base is growing organically and naturally, and like they
Speaker 3: fuck with Earn, Like there's people, there's people that you know,
Speaker 3: turn turn on to Earn just from Instagram and then
Speaker 3: they realize I do music and vice versa.
Speaker 2: You know, I like this song and then they see
Speaker 2: it's I'm just I'm just one of the guys, just
Speaker 2: one of the boys.
Speaker 1: Man. I think it's it's always interesting because it's like
Speaker 1: when you start like getting successful and everything else, like
Speaker 1: we've all had so much imposter syndrome that you almost
Speaker 1: getting nervous talking about it because a party feels like
Speaker 1: am I worthy of this?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Am I is my value really worth this?
Speaker 1: Am I gonna turn some people off saying this because
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not because we've had so much imposters in
Speaker 1: the syndrome along the way bad about that too, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it is cause you're like, like like you said even earlier,
Speaker 1: like you we love being fans of all these people,
Speaker 1: Like who would have thought back in the day when
Speaker 1: you're spreading your ankle at a whisky leave a concert
Speaker 1: here in Nashville and thinking like, man, how fucking sick
Speaker 1: would it be like yo, yo, yo, Yeah, Whizz is
Speaker 1: the man, like if you ever met me, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is just another member I d MD Whiz probably
Speaker 1: or like Facebook messaged him something when he was in
Speaker 1: town like yo, like would love to smoke.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's it's like, yeah he never saw it. B
Speaker 3: if they saw it, it wasn't even him. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: see not smoking with you, kid. But then then we're
Speaker 3: in LA and I'm.
Speaker 2: Smoking with him at Staple Centered with michaelphlf Why the
Speaker 2: row that cheese and that's so crazy, dude, did you
Speaker 2: get that picture? Isn't that legendary? Oh? Man, incredible man? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and nipples got hard.
Speaker 3: And I will forever my first time on the bus
Speaker 3: is like a landmark in my mind for when things started,
Speaker 3: Like that's a that's a prominent memory for like the
Speaker 3: beginning of the next four years of my life after
Speaker 3: coming on this bus, because like that was right at
Speaker 3: the very beginning of my artist stuff.
Speaker 2: And then Kroon was like we were just getting the
Speaker 2: stuff started. We were sitting that.
Speaker 3: Gravel lot like he was the start of even us, right,
Speaker 3: and then I pulled in that gravel lot to get
Speaker 3: my in ears. I pulled next time I was back
Speaker 3: there was when I was getting my ears whatever. For
Speaker 3: any monitors, I was like, holy shit, this is the
Speaker 3: O G bus lot. Now there's like a little thing
Speaker 3: there where I got my ears.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Crazy, but it's all.
Speaker 1: It's cool to come back and check in because life
Speaker 1: be changing a lot in between every time I'm on
Speaker 1: this bus. Every time, dude, every time, and every time
Speaker 1: we get together, we're like, yo, we got to link more.
Speaker 2: And then we're trying to like find time to ye
Speaker 2: to hang and it.
Speaker 3: All fans are all the boy shot the boys like everything.
Speaker 3: People would never know who I was if it weren't
Speaker 3: for this bus, and then they'll see me and they.
Speaker 2: Know him one of the boys fired. I mean, you've
Speaker 2: done your community.
Speaker 1: It's dope to have a platform to give more, to
Speaker 1: give that more because Chandler will come. Chandler will come
Speaker 1: on oral hit us up that yo. People came out
Speaker 1: to the Vegas ame yo, I saw you gonna bust
Speaker 1: with the boys. But it's just it's just cool man,
Speaker 1: and yeah, the fun I've.
Speaker 3: Been sparring with Tandler getting them ready for his fight.
Speaker 3: He's gonna whoop that ass. He's gonna whoop that ass.
Speaker 3: I think he's gonna shock a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Now, Connor McGregor's documentary just came out, and that thing
Speaker 1: is juicy. You need to create a Chandler a documentary.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the McGregor McGregor Forever. You're like, I'm
Speaker 1: not about that.
Speaker 2: That's ship, dude, it's fuck Connor McGregor. Dude.
Speaker 1: No, that let me refresh that. That's me getting behind
Speaker 1: enemy line. I learned a little bit more about what
Speaker 1: the buttons are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk about McGregor. We'll talk about McGregor the
Speaker 3: next time I do this. Yeah, right now, dude, is
Speaker 3: Mike Gregor McGregor right now?
Speaker 2: Dude? Yes? What a nice guy, dude. What Michael Chandler
Speaker 2: is one of the nicest humans on earth. On Earth.
Speaker 3: I've recently gotten to know him a little bit. We
Speaker 3: played golf and he's a big only use a five
Speaker 3: iron guy, dude.
Speaker 2: He loves the iron.
Speaker 1: Guy, loves the will be no matter where you are.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm getting the five Yeah, hey, bro, coming
Speaker 1: to the kids party. He was like, sorry, I can't
Speaker 1: make it. Be sure you get the five iron out
Speaker 1: for me though. I'm like, dude, we're not even golfing
Speaker 1: guys wanting to five iron there. Yeah, dude, Mike's uh dude.
Speaker 1: He is just a good soul man, way different than
Speaker 1: when he's inside of that octagon.
Speaker 3: Mean, in the octagon, loves a blood bath, loves the bloodbath. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be a bloody fight either way. Bro, It's
Speaker 3: gonna be such a good fight and it's gonna be bloody.
Speaker 1: I just see we talk about Fighter IQ, like all
Speaker 1: these different picniques and things like that, Like Mike Chandler's
Speaker 1: competitive spirit in fight for fighting, He's like a fuck.
Speaker 2: He is like Tibo of the U. I believe in
Speaker 2: this guy right here, Like he is the gladiator man.
Speaker 2: He doesn't cuss? Does he not know that?
Speaker 1: The one he slipped not too long ago because he
Speaker 1: was playing bad. We went out to golf. I forget
Speaker 1: where we went, Gowflay golfled to it fuck and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, brother, he relax, Yeah, take it easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: We're just He just kept telling me like, hey, this
Speaker 1: is the worst I've ever played. I'm like, Mike, I
Speaker 1: am not good.
Speaker 2: Like you think. I give a funk how you're hitting. Like,
Speaker 2: if anything, you get to lose balls with me. I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he feels bad about being bad at golf. He
Speaker 1: could kill anyone on the court, kill anyone on the course.
Speaker 1: That's golf though, dude. But yeah, just a nice soul
Speaker 1: man you be playing lately. I played, Actually I want
Speaker 1: to play that one time with Mike and fucking my
Speaker 1: back to the rest of the where'd you go out
Speaker 1: to Hermitage?
Speaker 2: I think it was Hermitage? Yeah, goats out there? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: is that by where seeple Chase is? No, you know
Speaker 2: you played Harpit. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to har I knew the son of
Speaker 1: an h. Yes, but yeah, we were at Harpit and
Speaker 1: then Mike and I were playing. And then it's one
Speaker 1: of those courses to where if somebody comes out at
Speaker 1: the right time and it's not a foursome, they add.
Speaker 2: People in with you. I hate that. Hate that too.
Speaker 1: I just joined out at Temple Hill. Originally we had
Speaker 1: a couple they were it can be bad, though, it
Speaker 1: can be bad. We met somebody's like, oh, you met
Speaker 1: my brother who's a fullback for Ohouse State. Like, you
Speaker 1: guys are just out there for the spring tour, so
Speaker 1: you kind of had that common. He said, Yo, Michael Chandlin, like, Yo,
Speaker 1: this is the best.
Speaker 2: Day of my life. Yeah. People pay you know, five
Speaker 2: grand to go play with you all on a scramble. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My parents they go play harp with a lot and
Speaker 3: and they also they got a spot down in Sparkleberry
Speaker 3: and like Fort Myers, and they play golf all the
Speaker 3: time and they get paired up people all the time.
Speaker 3: And dude, it's been so funny the last like year.
Speaker 3: My dad will call me and be like, uh, well,
Speaker 3: I mean you won't believe it, and I'll be like,
Speaker 3: bet I will. He's like, we were just playing with somebody,
Speaker 3: you know. We got to talking and told him I'm earnest,
Speaker 3: Like no worries. You got some fans out here. It's
Speaker 3: like it's like y'all could make it through a round,
Speaker 3: just like not doing that. Yeah, he could make it through.
Speaker 3: And I'm playing golf after this at Temple Hills. You
Speaker 3: know Duck you know the Devin Hodges. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's playing.
Speaker 2: Uh and then.
Speaker 1: Chandler not not Michael Chandler, My Chandler, Chandler Walters and
Speaker 1: Raf Timpenny. You've met Raf Mitchell's brother Oh that's his brother,
Speaker 1: Michell's brother. Okay, I don't know if I've met him.
Speaker 1: I met dug though, because Laney came and did bus stop.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, yeah, because he was on Uh was
Speaker 1: it the Steelers of the Rams at the time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: good dude, good dude, duck man.
Speaker 2: But dude, they getting getting paired up like so at
Speaker 2: at Old Hickory.
Speaker 3: I'll just put myself down on a tea time and
Speaker 3: get out there and bring somebody with me.
Speaker 2: No big deal with play too. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: At Temple, you gotta, I like have to just make
Speaker 3: up aforesome so that they don't just add two people
Speaker 3: on there and last minute, because like most of the
Speaker 3: tea times would be like two spots they'll have, like
Speaker 3: you know, McGuire teaming off at ten ten, there's two
Speaker 3: spots up, Like I don't know McGuire. Don't want to
Speaker 3: play with McGuire. Yeah, not playing golf today, Like I'm
Speaker 3: not playing God, I don't want to do that right now.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be the same souls getting to
Speaker 3: know some guy I'll never see again, yeah, or or a.
Speaker 2: Guy that I'm gonna have to see again.
Speaker 1: Unless you're prep for like if it's like a chearity van.
Speaker 1: You know, you're involved in this four man scramble, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I.
Speaker 2: Think like different.
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah, yeah, absolutely energy to scramble. Ready, you're just
Speaker 1: for you're ready for it. You know what, you know
Speaker 1: what you're having to do. Have a low key round
Speaker 1: of golf with the fellas. Yeah, and I don't need
Speaker 1: Jim Jones over here taking Jim Jones, okay, Don mc
Speaker 1: don McGuire was sticking with McGuire, Don McGuire, Don Trump,
Speaker 1: and over Don Trump standing over his ball for fifty
Speaker 1: seconds to shank one.
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, hey, I'm getting up there. I'm stone,
Speaker 2: I'm taking no time.
Speaker 3: If the ball goes to Jehovah's Witness Center over here,
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Grabbing a new ball, a new ball. I'm asking some
Speaker 1: Hey you got a new ball. I really didn't get to.
Speaker 2: Borrow a tea. Yeah, exactly. We should, by the way,
Speaker 2: I think like.
Speaker 3: A woman, two transfusions. Please, I'll give you a hundred
Speaker 3: dollars bill. There you go, two transfusions. They're both for me.
Speaker 2: We should be a man, by the.
Speaker 1: Way, man, Yeah, whoa, hey, whoa man, easy mark part person, What.
Speaker 2: Do you go by? Yeah? Yeah, by whatever you want?
Speaker 3: That's h there is addressing a cartgirl in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: Hey cart, Hey, person on the cart? Can I please
Speaker 3: get a beer? That would be great? Not bud light.
Speaker 2: Is coming coming, I'm gonna come.
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Speaker 1: We should, uh, we should do a fucking golfing charity event, dude.
Speaker 2: Yes, golf like us with Jelly, droking with the boys,
Speaker 2: droking with the boys or the wae. We tried that
Speaker 2: one time. Stogies and bogies, dude and bogeys.
Speaker 1: That was a disaster, long day, but it was a
Speaker 1: good day. It was a great very long You kind
Speaker 1: of saw the production that has to go into it,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of man.
Speaker 6: They should have only played like four holes. Yeah, played
Speaker 6: nine holes with Will and Jelly the way he's not
Speaker 6: and we had we had a lot and cigars and talking.
Speaker 1: We were out there for hours, hours because we were
Speaker 1: looking at doing like a stogies and bogie segment similar
Speaker 1: to like all those golfing uh that golf content that's
Speaker 1: out there, like on YouTube.
Speaker 2: And with tequila.
Speaker 3: Bro Jelly's the nicest guy ever until he's trying to
Speaker 3: get you a drink Tequila.
Speaker 2: It's like, baba baba tequila. You're gonna drink this tequila?
Speaker 1: Like look, look, look like hey man, it's not a shot,
Speaker 1: it's not a mixed drink. Please stop tequila. I told
Speaker 1: you I don't want to drink one in the afternoon
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: I'm pregnant. Yeah uh yeah, yeah, we should golf sometime. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it'd be a lot of fun. May you never have
Speaker 2: being Johnny maguire whoever?
Speaker 1: No, I mean, it would be a good scramble with this. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we should get like two scrambles going on. I think
Speaker 1: that's the best because you need some ship talking against
Speaker 1: somebody else.
Speaker 2: Have like two foursomes going and then you know, meet
Speaker 2: it the meet at the turn. Yeah a couple. Yeah,
Speaker 2: then we'll about where you're at on the scorecard.
Speaker 1: I decide if you''m gonna go play the back now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not an eighteen hole guy. I am not duding
Speaker 1: fifteen not me bro like I'm fighting to get to nine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm nine is like right about. So like,
Speaker 1: if let's say I start off the three holes. First
Speaker 1: three holes, I'm like fine, like far bogey golf.
Speaker 3: Then four, five, six, starts to get shaky, and then seven, eight, nine,
Speaker 3: I'm kind of bringing it back. Have made a couple
Speaker 3: of good least on one hole you brought it back,
Speaker 3: and then so then by that then we're on nine.
Speaker 3: It's like I can smell blood, so I'll do I'll
Speaker 3: get ten, eleven, twelve, and then it's like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: going downhill so fast.
Speaker 1: Thirteen, fourteen, still going downhill. Fifteen, I'm drunk. I gotta go, dude,
Speaker 1: that's three more holes. Its ready to go, you guys
Speaker 1: ready to go.
Speaker 3: It's one we're close to the club and partner's like,
Speaker 3: actually I'm even through fifteen.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, well I'm leaving after fifty. You like
Speaker 2: see the parking line, sid You're like, hey, this next hole,
Speaker 2: should this be our last one? Don't even tell them,
Speaker 2: just where it earn go. I'm gonna go grab something
Speaker 2: out of my truck. Hey, the wife called, she needs
Speaker 2: me home.
Speaker 3: I'm a big go get the car, leave the cart
Speaker 3: where the car was. Guy, and people probably hate it.
Speaker 3: They probably, and that's not you gotta take the car back.
Speaker 3: But what I do hate doing is like cleaning out
Speaker 3: the trash. I always feel like I do. Ya don't
Speaker 3: take it back? Do you feel like you do?
Speaker 2: I guess so do you not have to? Probably should?
Speaker 2: You probably should?
Speaker 3: But if you ride the Bellmead Country Club, I'm taking
Speaker 3: the cart back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm playing at oh Dunk Country Club. Drowning. I'm
Speaker 2: drowning the cart. It's out there in the water. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm taking this cart home with you.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Guys. We get my own golf cart for Temple Hills.
Speaker 1: Or can we go next? Because I do want to
Speaker 1: do with with Earn. I want to do shout out
Speaker 1: for shout out. Yeah, we should do the family guys,
Speaker 1: before we get into the family. Guy, you did have
Speaker 1: a tweet recently. We'll do this for the music and
Speaker 1: then we'll get off in transition and all the punch
Speaker 1: of pet Peep of the week shout out, no free
Speaker 1: shout out fucking all that kind of stuff and our
Speaker 1: Family Guy episode that you had a mastermind concept. By
Speaker 1: the way, your recent tweet, next album fitting to be different, different, Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell us about that elaborate.
Speaker 2: So are we talking? Are we here? Are we talking?
Speaker 2: When we were on the couch that one time? No pause? No, no,
Speaker 2: the one I'm fooling around little Tom foolery. We're on
Speaker 2: Taylor's Cows. Oh yeah, we're Taylor Taylor's cout. You're kind
Speaker 2: of showing us some tunes that, no, that will not
Speaker 2: be on this album. But we're talking.
Speaker 3: He's talking about depends on the year if you know
Speaker 3: you know this, well, it's not And I've talked about
Speaker 3: on my podcast and played like serotonin. But that was
Speaker 3: like a year and a half ago. Okay, there were
Speaker 3: a time in place that ship will come out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this next album basically, so the Flower Shops era for
Speaker 3: me was like all strictly traditional country music, which that
Speaker 3: will continue into this next album. But I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: sprinkling in some songs that I would probably have normally
Speaker 3: given away to other artists, like specifically like not kept
Speaker 3: on Flower Shops because it didn't fit the aesthetic of
Speaker 3: Flower Shops the album and this next one, like I've
Speaker 3: already posted a clearly that hanging on song, Like I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna be afraid to have a couple songs on
Speaker 3: there that just are like a little more smacker banger
Speaker 3: vibes or like a little more modern sounding. But I've
Speaker 3: also got I mean, it'll probably be twenty songs or
Speaker 3: something like that, because I've got several that are super tradition.
Speaker 2: I got this one song called dollar to Cash.
Speaker 3: It's like give my last paycheck to paycheck and give
Speaker 3: my last dollar to cash, Like it's an old school
Speaker 3: country song.
Speaker 2: This one called bars on my Heart, old school country song.
Speaker 3: So if you loved that about Flower Shops, I'm not
Speaker 3: abandoning that song or that sound. I'm just adding some
Speaker 3: shit that I've always had in my bag that I've
Speaker 3: given away and I've like I ignored that part of
Speaker 3: my bag for my own artistry. But on this next project,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna dig deeper in my bag, and like, nobody's
Speaker 3: gonna really be able. If you don't know me, you
Speaker 3: could probably hear some stuff and be like he switched
Speaker 3: up for like what happened to this? Like nah, bro, Nah,
Speaker 3: I've been doing this shit. I just I'm just has
Speaker 3: been not putting it out.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean is that a timing thing
Speaker 1: is like now you feel like the right mix is
Speaker 1: coming up, whether it be with popularity and everything else where.
Speaker 2: You're like, I think. I think.
Speaker 3: It's also like having a lot of shows under my
Speaker 3: belt now, knowing what my fans like, what a what
Speaker 3: those moments feel like in my show, like when I play,
Speaker 3: like when I have you know, when we now we
Speaker 3: have long lived Calgar, we have that cowgirl song, Like
Speaker 3: I can have something like that in my set that's mine.
Speaker 3: That wasn't a Morgan song. These can be my songs now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And it's like my fans are gonna rock with me regardless.
Speaker 3: But for the naysayers or people that come on, it's
Speaker 3: like he switched up. I did not switch up. I
Speaker 3: took a break from doing this originally to keep it
Speaker 3: extremely country, to build the brand that I want for longevity,
Speaker 3: which is to be a member of the Grand Ole
Speaker 3: Opry and die doing country music.
Speaker 2: But I might throw some of my fucking eight O
Speaker 2: waits in there this year, you know what I'm like,
Speaker 2: I might give me a little grand a lot O
Speaker 2: line juice me up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my that's a childhood dream. I want to
Speaker 3: be a member of the Grand Ole Opry one day.
Speaker 3: And I'll like when when I'm with the Opry band, like,
Speaker 3: I won't go play the If it's got eight o
Speaker 3: eight s in it, I ain't playing it at the Opera, right,
Speaker 3: it ain't for the Opry. That's and I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: make the Opry band by thirteenth and try to play
Speaker 3: something they ain't fucking.
Speaker 2: For the Opry.
Speaker 3: When when I went in and cut the entire Flower
Speaker 3: Shops album, it was going through in my mind and
Speaker 3: Joey Moy's mind, the Opry filter, the Opry band filter
Speaker 3: in our heads like and it and it translates because
Speaker 3: when we show up to the Opry, the Oppry band,
Speaker 3: they love playing our stuff because yeah, you know these
Speaker 3: guys fifty sixty years old and they signed up, they
Speaker 3: probably dream their dream.
Speaker 1: I want to be in the Opry band. Why because
Speaker 1: it's traditional country music and this what I signed up for.
Speaker 1: And a lot of times that's not what they're asked
Speaker 1: to play at the Grand Ole Opry. They're having to
Speaker 1: play stuff that isn't what they signed up for. So
Speaker 1: my gift to the opre band is, We're gonna play
Speaker 1: some country music when I'm coming through the Opry for
Speaker 1: the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: That's what operation. And I love that.
Speaker 1: And I think too, like anybody who's like a real
Speaker 1: fan of yours, loves when you're showing off all of
Speaker 1: your range, like diet dipping your toe into all these other.
Speaker 2: It's just about like Moscato about to hit the move.
Speaker 2: I like the lotto life in kind of Rocky no Apollo.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the ladle watching follow There's plenty bad bitches,
Speaker 1: but their heads all hollow.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what up? Let's kick it?
Speaker 1: Break it off like a kit Cat quadruple flipping stick.
Speaker 1: It about to get that swerving and I switched back.
Speaker 1: All four lanes on the highway is my waist. So
Speaker 1: stay in your driveway because this that deep fried chicken
Speaker 1: with some turnip green shit.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, No longer you, It's no longer just
Speaker 7: me in this barstool collecting bar dush fell in.
Speaker 1: Love again and not all of my friends said it's
Speaker 1: a good place to start.
Speaker 2: Set a quarter past to want it, ain't you. It's
Speaker 2: just bars on my heart. Do some memo.
Speaker 1: The uh the uh, it's gonna be the phenomenal cut
Speaker 1: up serotonin. Let's see, Oh, just I'll just whenever you
Speaker 1: I'll just make up to me. I can't remember the
Speaker 1: uh unless there's an emos on you love. Just fucking
Speaker 1: hit that uh huh pay there. I know it's hard,
Speaker 1: feel I I don't care at all. Yes, he's lights
Speaker 1: turn as he's wills.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 8: Cut my wrists in black my eyes? Cut my wrists
Speaker 8: and black my eyes? So why I can't fall asleep tonight?
Speaker 8: He dies, Daco? Because you kill me?
Speaker 5: You know you do?
Speaker 2: You kill me?
Speaker 8: Well you like it too, and I can tell you
Speaker 8: never stop untell final breath is gone.
Speaker 2: Can spare me justa through last words? I love?
Speaker 1: Yeah fucking hawthorn heights About that line. I put a
Speaker 1: couple of scars on me, a middle school dog. I
Speaker 1: put a couple of scars.
Speaker 2: On me dog. And he's in the bathroom, SA, anybody
Speaker 2: know what he's doing in there? Now? I'm getting cut.
Speaker 2: You should just be cutting one of those like and
Speaker 2: then you get out and you're kind of showing it.
Speaker 2: You're showing a couple of your face.
Speaker 3: From a little lighte scissor cut, never gonna do any damage.
Speaker 3: Just let him know I'm about that, like, just to
Speaker 3: get the friends socket. And I think I'm just listening
Speaker 3: to under Road himself now right, like, yeah, everybody talking
Speaker 3: dramatically about it. Yeah, I think we need to have
Speaker 3: an intervention twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these tattoos cover up several cigarette scars, but not
Speaker 2: all of them. I've got Oh yeah, dude, the dots
Speaker 2: up here. You put a cigarettes out of myself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, think about the think about the cliff. He just
Speaker 1: gets to go from wrapping country.
Speaker 2: Emo. What else we got? What else is there? I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, that's about it. You got anything?
Speaker 1: Gee?
Speaker 2: I know you're a fucking Have him do something else, man,
Speaker 2: we got urn here. Make him perform. Yeah, make a
Speaker 2: fucking what the fucker did you've heard of?
Speaker 3: Burt Kreischer, oh brother who hasn't stand up comedian known
Speaker 3: as the Machine. This month, Sony has given us a
Speaker 3: new musty movie to kick off summer, starring Burt himself,
Speaker 3: based on.
Speaker 1: The outrageous true story ish that's a true story, ish
Speaker 1: a Burt Kreischer that blew up on the Internet. The
Speaker 1: movie picks up twenty three years later after the iconic
Speaker 1: story from Burt's signature set his true experience with Russian
Speaker 1: mobsters while on a booze soaked college.
Speaker 3: Trip, and that trip from college has come back to
Speaker 3: haunt Burt. Why am I talking like this, Burnt?
Speaker 1: That trip from college has come back to haunt Burt. Hey, dude,
Speaker 1: that trip from college has come back to haunt Burt
Speaker 1: and his estranged father played by the legendary Mark Hamill
Speaker 1: or Luke sky Walker.
Speaker 2: Gotta know it.
Speaker 3: Our kidnapped back to Russia by the mob to a
Speaker 3: tone for something they say he did together.
Speaker 2: Burt and his father must reach race the steps him
Speaker 2: and his father.
Speaker 1: All they gotta do, They gotta retrace the steps of
Speaker 1: his younger self played by the hilarious Jimmy Tatrow in
Speaker 1: the midst of a war within a sociopathic crime family,
Speaker 1: all while attempting to find common ground and their often
Speaker 1: fraught relationship.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely watching it. Burt Kreischer is the man, the myth,
Speaker 2: and the machine. What what a what a white guy?
Speaker 2: What a white guy saying? Right there?
Speaker 1: Hey, the man, the myth, the legend. Yeah, dude, let's
Speaker 1: change the legend to the machine. Machine is your tickets now?
Speaker 1: The Machine is now playing rated R. All right, family guy,
Speaker 1: let's fucking so that one if you guys watched the
Speaker 1: last episode was what Jelly was on here too, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about a south Park episode that we can create.
Speaker 2: That involved Antonio Brown, Tom Brady, and Gselle. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it hit me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's me tom Brady seven times super because
Speaker 1: we we we called it back to what's her name?
Speaker 1: The God?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bat trade between America.
Speaker 3: And uh, we'll give you Brindy Grinder back if we
Speaker 3: get Tom Brady onto the Patriots again.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, the thing. But the only reason he wanted
Speaker 2: to go back to New England was to get back.
Speaker 1: Everybody's celebrating and parading that Tom Brady's coming back home.
Speaker 2: He goes right past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going right past. The Brady's driving like a
Speaker 1: little Sonata or something. He'said me Tom Brady seven times
Speaker 1: a b Antonio Brown poking out of the window, the
Speaker 1: top window out and we're making fun of like the
Speaker 1: war room, kind of calling it to the draft room,
Speaker 1: you know how the figures kind of waddle and move
Speaker 1: sideways like trade.
Speaker 3: Him this for this all the massive situation room TVs
Speaker 3: or just the draft. Yes, that was our South Park concept.
Speaker 2: Called me. I was actually sitting in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Called me and say, hey, you got a minute. I
Speaker 2: got this. Uh, I got a Family Guy idea. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was walking around Bellevue Public's talking workshopping this. I'm
Speaker 3: pushing the cart. I'm sure people are like, this guy's
Speaker 3: off his rocker. Let me give a little context how
Speaker 3: we started this. Yes, uh, start thinking about he's we
Speaker 3: were talking. I was talking with Shane Mooney something about
Speaker 3: Jesus being good at golf.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I got there. I was like,
Speaker 2: Jesus probably not good at something.
Speaker 3: And then I was thinking about the realistic Jesus resurrection
Speaker 3: moment of like, you know, this man really escaped a tomb.
Speaker 3: And then I was like and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like the first magician. And then it was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I like I had a had this vision
Speaker 3: and when I think in bits, family Guys the first one.
Speaker 3: Like I can conceptualize bits really well when putting it
Speaker 3: in family Guy in my head. So like I see,
Speaker 3: like I saw this scene of like Jesus doing the
Speaker 3: Houdini like escaping water right, like tied up and he's
Speaker 3: outside of the thing. And then so then I was
Speaker 3: all right, So let's take it back to the beginning.
Speaker 3: The episode would kick off and you've got You've got
Speaker 3: the Griffin family is. So you got Peter, this is
Speaker 3: a Jesus character in Family Guy. Yeah, but he's not
Speaker 3: so Jesus throughout this episode is just Stewie with a
Speaker 3: beer in Jesus garb.
Speaker 1: Joseph is Peter, Mary is Lois. Okay, So the episode starts.
Speaker 3: With Peter coming home early and Wagmire is like the
Speaker 3: neighbor getting out of bed with Lois because Peter comes
Speaker 3: home early and jumps out Virgin Mary, Virgin Mary, who
Speaker 3: obviously got knocked up by Quagmire.
Speaker 2: And so then you know you got the Nativity seeing
Speaker 2: Jesus is born. Boom boom boom. Let's just thinking this,
Speaker 2: Quagmar is definitely one of the three.
Speaker 1: Fucking giving gifts even and I on Lewis like, hey,
Speaker 1: or Mary, have you said anything in like hell, you
Speaker 1: still think I'm a virginal.
Speaker 2: He's so beautiful. Like, so there's that.
Speaker 1: So then you so you got all right, Jesus is
Speaker 1: Born is Stewie. Fast forward. Then like you've got a Jesus.
Speaker 3: At like thirteen at the lunch table like doing card
Speaker 3: tricks and the kids minds are just blown right. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: the first magic trick Jesus ever would do? You know
Speaker 3: the family guy doctor, the guy that's like, I have
Speaker 3: some terrible news. Yeah, so they go see the baby
Speaker 3: doctor and Jesus does got your nose.
Speaker 2: He's like wait, wait, wait, wait, give me that.
Speaker 1: He's like running around the fucking yeah, running around the room. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know, hides in the fire.
Speaker 2: Trick or something.
Speaker 3: So he learns the art of magic and or the
Speaker 3: trick and deceit. So then he's you know, doing the
Speaker 3: doing the cars. It's like Jesus, do the trick, do
Speaker 3: the one and so then it's like Jesus at twenty
Speaker 3: seven and then you see like you see this little
Speaker 3: motor boat going off into a sunset, and it's got
Speaker 3: two figures and one of them is clearly Jesus from
Speaker 3: the back and yeah, when you don't know and you
Speaker 3: just hear right here is perfect and he goes side
Speaker 3: profile it's Chris Angel, like Bible Chriss Angel next to
Speaker 3: Jesus and he goes, he goes, I think.
Speaker 2: This is gonna work really well for you.
Speaker 3: He goes, We've got six like he's got like, we've
Speaker 3: got six like little clear cubes just a half inch
Speaker 3: under the surface.
Speaker 2: Because you can see some of Chris Angel's tricks like
Speaker 2: on r YouTube. Yeah, so so he's teaching Jesus to
Speaker 2: walk on water. Bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you've got obviously you can you can
Speaker 3: throw as many in there as you want, you do.
Speaker 2: The water to wine all that right.
Speaker 1: Water to wine was another one, like basically everything you're
Speaker 1: seeing that yeah, you know, could be looked at as
Speaker 1: a magic trick if you fucked with that.
Speaker 3: Enough comedy, he's got his guy like, yo, pick up
Speaker 3: your mat and walk And it was like and then like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you see like a quick little exchange
Speaker 3: of a fifty dollars bill to the guy to the
Speaker 3: coin in the bag of corn.
Speaker 1: It's like, wait, were you the same Hey? Wait, that's
Speaker 1: the same guy that was blind last week, Like you know,
Speaker 1: like people, some people are catching on. So then it's like,
Speaker 1: but remember we were talking it through and get to
Speaker 1: the end. Yeah, but to get to the end, but
Speaker 1: there's some context like Chris Angel at that time, Chris
Speaker 1: Angel is somebody who's passed through time as a time traveler,
Speaker 1: because angels actually forever thirty three years, you know that way.
Speaker 1: But also at this moment in time, he's Judas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he gets so jealous of Jesus. This is down
Speaker 1: the episode. Remember he gets jealous and gets him, you know,
Speaker 1: gets him get his fits. Yeah, because at the time
Speaker 1: when they're trying, when they're translating everything, they can only
Speaker 1: write it on rock.
Speaker 2: So whenever he's.
Speaker 1: Walking on water, changing water to Ryan, water to wine,
Speaker 1: the witness the witnesses to all of it, they're only
Speaker 1: able to write this rock and basically Chris Angel, Judas
Speaker 1: and Jesus, they're able to essentially con.
Speaker 2: For time the Jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so you can you can fit in as
Speaker 3: Seth MacFarlane. We can fit in as many as you
Speaker 3: want in there. There's endless scenarios you can play there.
Speaker 3: But the end is modern day and Chris Angel is
Speaker 3: a bomb in the streets of Vegas, going around being like, no,
Speaker 3: I told.
Speaker 2: Jesus everything he knows. I'm the real Jesus, I'm Jesus Christ,
Speaker 2: and like like he's like Christ's hit that Christ.
Speaker 3: He's like snapping his fingers. People's designis are turning to wine.
Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, right, this is Jesus' joke, Like a
Speaker 3: Christ's like, no, no, I'm sure he's just cashing weekly chat,
Speaker 3: like you know, a check just for work.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, man, I knew I should have. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just remember we're right yours going through. Yeah, bum throw
Speaker 1: something at him. It's him in the head. Throw some
Speaker 1: Team America in there, because we do you think I
Speaker 1: got my name Chris Angel, I'm an angel. But when
Speaker 1: he decides to turn on Jesus because Jesus is getting
Speaker 1: so much credit, he's like thinking like, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: I've kind of written these bits for you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: Jesus kind of whatever. It is kind of silences and whatever.
Speaker 1: We can ride up in there. But that's when, because
Speaker 1: Judas turns his back on Jesus, he ends up getting
Speaker 1: nails of the cross and it's like, you know, Jesus
Speaker 1: dies in like three days. He's like a human being basically,
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, what the fuck. I thought he's
Speaker 1: gonna like live through this because they think he's superhuman,
Speaker 1: not knowing that he's just doing all these magic tricks
Speaker 1: with Chris Angel Judas at the time, And unfortunately we
Speaker 1: could write in that like his curse Judess' curse is
Speaker 1: that he has to be the same age and live
Speaker 1: over time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he never died.
Speaker 9: He never dies, He's just fucking in this modern day scenario. Yeah,
Speaker 9: it was the original like Forrest Gump, He's at every
Speaker 9: major Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyways, dude, if anybody has watching this and just wants
Speaker 3: to scoot this over to seth mc fraun or tag
Speaker 3: him in it, uh and seven far doesn't even care.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: So when we got done with that, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: that is such a funny just episode the first humor
Speaker 1: about Yeah, because you can tie in a lot of things.
Speaker 1: It's like when Chris Angel's modern day, then you can
Speaker 1: call back, like when everybody out there is feeling whether
Speaker 1: it's a little uptight or queasy about like making fun
Speaker 1: of Jesus and all these Bible stories, you can call
Speaker 1: back to the modern day Chris Angel to where all
Speaker 1: the people in the streets are just yelling and pissed
Speaker 1: off that he's like the Astro Family God Jesus that
Speaker 1: we use this as one of the people calling Chris
Speaker 1: Angel a fraud.
Speaker 2: He's a fraud, a fraud.
Speaker 1: No, no, arm Jesus, Like you guys are dude, because
Speaker 1: Vegas is full of people claiming to be yes, yes dude,
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So I think it could be really funny.
Speaker 3: Obviously a little fucking nuts sacrilegious, but it's all good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all yeah, Like that's one episode family.
Speaker 1: Yeah we're talking about we're talking about humor and like
Speaker 1: writing up stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I think that is fun. It makes me so happy
Speaker 2: to come up with bits and think about stuff like
Speaker 2: that that you.
Speaker 1: Call I love that you call your like he got
Speaker 1: I got a family guy, Like how coming piece this
Speaker 1: thing together?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was like, Bro, that is brilliant. Like each
Speaker 2: scene then you start filling the gas. You can see it.
Speaker 3: That's the that's the the pro and the you came
Speaker 3: up with the South Park one at the high level,
Speaker 3: just like you can see it in your head and
Speaker 3: you know it can be made, just has to be made,
Speaker 3: Like I could. You could voice all the characters, you know,
Speaker 3: like you could run. You got so many opportunities, like Meg,
Speaker 3: Meg could be at the well with like the prostitutes,
Speaker 3: you know, Jesus, Jesus kicking it.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, Jesus was a slimy guy.
Speaker 1: He was when he's like twenty two, when he's young
Speaker 1: Jesus and he's dealing with everything else, he comes up
Speaker 1: with this verses of saying, like Jesus never sits with
Speaker 1: the good and the healthy sis of the sick taxpayers,
Speaker 1: but that's just so he can do his dirty work
Speaker 1: and do all the cards and everything else.
Speaker 3: He's he's, he's like he's kicking it with all the
Speaker 3: prostitutes and the thing like sitting game. And then like
Speaker 3: somebody sees it and he just starts like like and
Speaker 3: you and and he without sin cast the first time,
Speaker 3: like he's over here with the fellows rolling dice and ship.
Speaker 2: But then like somebody starts somebody catching. He starts drawing
Speaker 2: in the dirt doing the jellyroll bit, and you without
Speaker 2: sin cast his only come back. Yeah, he uses it
Speaker 2: all the time. I thought you were supposed to be.
Speaker 2: And then he just drops a fucking bar on him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love how we both just lit up and figured out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, he was. He was like he's like
Speaker 2: the used cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, type of to surround himself and fucking
Speaker 1: this lime so funny. Bro, hey that that needs to
Speaker 1: be done.
Speaker 2: How do we do that? We gotta get somebody to
Speaker 2: animate it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but man, thinking it was truly like because
Speaker 1: we think the family guy, the family got platform, like listen,
Speaker 1: have that we want to see it, just come to
Speaker 1: live it so we can tag Seth yeah, Seth or
Speaker 1: and maybe we got to figure out who some rioters
Speaker 1: are who.
Speaker 3: Might have and yeah, we can do some recon because
Speaker 3: you know, they got a massive team and the bro
Speaker 3: they take fans submission episodes, they make them that is
Speaker 3: it like that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, man, if that but that would have been
Speaker 1: like takes those and then we're in that window. We
Speaker 1: just gotta get it, I know, because Southbourg does such
Speaker 1: a good job of being up to date with some
Speaker 1: of those things, and that one was such good timing.
Speaker 2: That was great timing. That window probably pass right, yeah
Speaker 2: mm hm. Did you want to come back and put
Speaker 2: his family back together?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What you gotta do is do one on uh on
Speaker 5: him buying the Raiders, buying partnership into the Raiders.
Speaker 3: Now I'll be thinking, yeah, I'll probably take a little
Speaker 3: victory lap after this and come up with something.
Speaker 5: I think I got something where you at based on
Speaker 5: mik being you know, the tuck rule and everything like
Speaker 5: that against the Raiders.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh wow, I did not think about that. Wow,
Speaker 1: but you had fucking football IQ. No, brother, I told
Speaker 1: you my I love Internet of here. Yeah, somebody says something,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wow, yeah, are you ever gonna coach?
Speaker 2: I don't know if this falls through at some point
Speaker 2: in time, who knows.
Speaker 1: No, Bro, watching you give the give the speech to
Speaker 1: that team Arizona State got me so fired up, and
Speaker 1: it's like, bro, honestly, I know you're bullshitting, but but I'll.
Speaker 2: Be the same way.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I bullshit a character and dial it so much.
Speaker 3: You were on your Denzel Dog like you're on your Denzel.
Speaker 2: You were goating in front of those I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Voting in front of them. Boys are like, dude, before.
Speaker 1: This, like yeah, like when I when I was done
Speaker 1: with if I was gonna be done with football, I
Speaker 1: was gonna train, I was gonna get into coaching immediately.
Speaker 2: But podcasting, you're saying, if this falls through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if like say one day, if like you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know when sometime in the future, and then
Speaker 1: I just get the itch.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, I want to get into coaching now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you been for fun?
Speaker 1: Because the whole thing, the whole thing with this is like,
Speaker 1: it's so awesome that we've been able to create this
Speaker 1: platform because if I transition into coaching, you're now needing
Speaker 1: to work for that job, right, so you'll always be
Speaker 1: like trying to play that political game of climbing the
Speaker 1: ladder and being a coach one day, right, and being
Speaker 1: around the right crew of people and move and moving
Speaker 1: the family, and like if I would love to get
Speaker 1: to the point to where it's like, man, I just
Speaker 1: want to coach now because I feel like I'm more
Speaker 1: I want to be financially all these things to where
Speaker 1: it's just like I don't I.
Speaker 2: Don't have to take a defensive coordinator job at Lipscomb
Speaker 2: right right right and climb the ladder that way.
Speaker 1: Because my agent he wraps a lot of coaches and
Speaker 1: even gms too, and he's like a conversation he had
Speaker 1: when I was, you know, basically talking to him about
Speaker 1: being done, he was like, how fast you think he
Speaker 1: gets fast tracking into being a coordinator and I was like,
Speaker 1: I think fairly quickly, just I guess I need to
Speaker 1: be in the rooms and kind of figure out the
Speaker 1: operation of how everything goes down.
Speaker 2: But uh, but yeah, I was fired up to do
Speaker 2: that speech. Fired up to that. It was great. I
Speaker 2: can talk about drink their beer and take their women
Speaker 2: showing four quarters of fuck you. Yeah, that was the one.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, I don't even get dude, I'm
Speaker 1: about to smoke four quarters you.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's yeah, bro.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, if Compton was my coach, like, you'd you,
Speaker 3: I mean, you got this, don't don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: But I think, yeah, locker room camaraderie, like I would
Speaker 3: want to play really well after after getting talked on
Speaker 3: like that for sure?
Speaker 2: Would I make you want to quit smoking? No? He's like, man,
Speaker 2: I want to play for you, so fucking well, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I think you'd make me quit smoking. My seventh grade
Speaker 2: football coach, Coach Temple. Shout out coach Temple. Uh.
Speaker 3: He tells this story and I don't remember it, but
Speaker 3: I believe it. He was like chewing our ass hard
Speaker 3: one night at halftime. I'm an idiot, bro. I think
Speaker 3: I went up to him after him was like, nobody
Speaker 3: gonna like processing.
Speaker 2: I can see what's so funny. I can see you
Speaker 2: being that way to you.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: I was like, bro, just talk at us. You're just
Speaker 3: losing your mind spitting and like, ain't nobody to us?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just talk to us.
Speaker 3: Man one time eighth grade. He was our middle sko
Speaker 3: football coach. Eighth grade.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And now his son will that you had that his
Speaker 2: son Will Temple. Uh. I was a half back and
Speaker 2: I would like had a doll.
Speaker 3: I had like three solid runs back to back to
Speaker 3: back and I get tackled on our like twenty yard line,
Speaker 3: right in front of our sideline, and the referee was like,
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't wearing my fucking hip garter and tail it.
Speaker 2: I just wasn't because back then it was like still
Speaker 2: the belt.
Speaker 1: You had to loop all your pad, your hip pad,
Speaker 1: your tailbum pad and everything.
Speaker 3: I had my compression shorts on ready to go, and anyways,
Speaker 3: the referee like, I would have probably gotten the ball
Speaker 3: again on a sweep or something.
Speaker 1: Because i'd i'd taken it down the field and referees like, no, hippad,
Speaker 1: you guys find some hip pads.
Speaker 3: Coach Temple was out of his cord, upset immediately and
Speaker 3: he never cut like, I never heard this man cuss
Speaker 3: at us ever.
Speaker 2: And he comes over to me, gets me by the way.
Speaker 2: He goes, you bastard, and I talk I like, but
Speaker 2: about ship. He's like, you bastard.
Speaker 3: I'm taking shout out Corey Woodriff. I made him give
Speaker 3: up this path and I'm getting in there and think
Speaker 3: give me those Yeah. So after the game, try to
Speaker 3: get back out there and out there immediately. And after
Speaker 3: the game we were playing Station camp. Anyways, Uh, we're
Speaker 3: walking out. Everybody shake hands. I'm walking back to the sideline.
Speaker 3: And I've known Coach Temple my whole life. That's why
Speaker 3: I felt like i'd like talked him a different way.
Speaker 3: It makes it and I loveship. We had a good relationship.
Speaker 3: And uh, we're walking back to the sidelines. He's like,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for yelling that ship and I go, uh,
Speaker 3: I go, it's all good. I was like, I ain't
Speaker 3: gonna tell nobody you called me a bastard.
Speaker 2: And he goes, what what you say? I said you
Speaker 2: called me?
Speaker 1: You called me a bastard on the sidelines forty minutes ago.
Speaker 1: I would never say that. I would never say that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you said I would say that. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're ripping dog, coach Temple to this day, my brother,
Speaker 1: you called me a bastard, and it's it's all good, dude,
Speaker 1: it's all good. You got a coach heard at I
Speaker 1: was a little bash I still am like, don't back
Speaker 1: up off of that. Don't think of all the the
Speaker 1: domino effective. It's my you know, he called me as
Speaker 1: my mom player.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Strike? We need this coach out of here. No,
Speaker 2: the man called me a bastard. I thought that was awesome.
Speaker 2: The coach is all good. You gotta get verbally.
Speaker 3: Saying it's all right that you called me a bastard
Speaker 3: than he did about the hip pads that caused him
Speaker 3: to call me a bastard.
Speaker 1: You have to get verbally abuse on the football field,
Speaker 1: especially when you're young man.
Speaker 2: Yes, bro, please bastard.
Speaker 3: Kids don't know, they don't fucking know, and people are
Speaker 3: getting so soft like when like like our boy flipping
Speaker 3: out on on our boy, uh Dilfer.
Speaker 1: You saw the clip of delf Oh yeah, losing it
Speaker 1: on ours a more than verbal abuse, but also they
Speaker 1: had a tight relationship. Yeah, dude's dad played with Brable,
Speaker 1: so like or not Dilford seeing the kid grow up.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure in that scenario at that point in
Speaker 1: Tom dude had probably lipped or flipped his helmet or something.
Speaker 1: And Dilfer is a hot head and knows his dad
Speaker 1: and seen this kid grow up, so probably just overstepped
Speaker 1: the I'll take care of this before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, yes.
Speaker 3: On your ass real quick. And like I saw that
Speaker 3: and it fired me up to see that. Hey no,
Speaker 3: sit down, sit down, sit down? Like dominated that hit
Speaker 3: for a second. Yeah, dog, I thought that was like no,
Speaker 3: I thought it was awesome. And what I hated was
Speaker 3: how much shit he called. I know dil forgot was
Speaker 3: hot and.
Speaker 1: Cold as far asship, but I didn't see a problem
Speaker 1: with that. But you you know how you know how
Speaker 1: it is when things go like viral on the internet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people aren't used to that kind of stuff. I mean,
Speaker 1: our head coach in Nebraska, bo Polini. You type in
Speaker 1: Bopolini fucking outburst and there's shitload of YouTube videos there,
Speaker 1: like you know where you were verbally abused, Like I
Speaker 1: could tie you with a fucking sun dial. Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought this, like, no, you're just fucking stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: getting punched in the chest, fucking uh tobacco spit in
Speaker 1: my mouth.
Speaker 2: That was his brother. But yeah, you get coach fucking
Speaker 2: hard man.
Speaker 1: Face mask type in Bopolini mad and just bring up
Speaker 1: the images.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Kids are really like gonna
Speaker 2: be bread.
Speaker 1: Look just Bopolini flipped go to those first three photos,
Speaker 1: losing it, just losing his fucking mind. I mean he's
Speaker 1: calling referees cons Like, dude, it was I remember when
Speaker 1: his brother like fought somebody after the Texas A and
Speaker 1: M game. I think it was a camera guy because
Speaker 1: he had a camera. He's like, get that fucking carriage.
Speaker 1: Like they were just so mad and they would like
Speaker 1: black out. They almost wouldn't even remember the next.
Speaker 2: Day or they did. They're just like I got a
Speaker 2: feeling they've got mafia in their blood. Yeah, they grew
Speaker 2: up in Youngstown, Ohio.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, it's like they real big Youngstown Ohio football.
Speaker 2: Or go work for the dumpster company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lets sling drugs on the low, yes, bro, like
Speaker 1: he got they just fucking beat white knuckles, Sally up,
Speaker 1: look at it. Go to that go to that third
Speaker 1: row in that middle one. Like imagine being a referee.
Speaker 1: Bro never helped us out. No, co He like swings
Speaker 1: his hat and almost hits the referee in the face. Referee, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you always. I'm sure the referees hated appreciating with coach
Speaker 1: Bo on the field. Yeah, don't you fucking touch me?
Speaker 1: And it's like, brother, take it easy. Yeah, you saw
Speaker 1: that when Sark put his hands on that uh duing
Speaker 1: the tunnel before game. Oh, look at it, look at it.
Speaker 1: He's in the old boy's face. Here's the guy, here's
Speaker 1: the TV guy who's coordinating when they can run out
Speaker 1: of the tunnel. And I did see this Mark Sark
Speaker 1: was just kind of standing there and guy was just
Speaker 1: staying next to me and kind of touched him.
Speaker 2: He's like, don't but you look like he don't put
Speaker 2: your on me. I saw that. I saw and we
Speaker 2: interviewed him. Fun dude, good guy. Yeah, cool guy. Somebody.
Speaker 2: It seems like, you know, I would want to play
Speaker 2: for this guy.
Speaker 1: But just these coaches, they just I mean, you just
Speaker 1: get fucking you're just seeing Red ready to absolutely go
Speaker 1: to war.
Speaker 3: I think Dilfer was so polar opposite at Lipscomb than
Speaker 3: what we grew up with with coach Mack, who was
Speaker 3: an old school traditional coach, still get in your ass
Speaker 3: using like, you know, world, he was old school country coach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you got Dilfer who came in and like.
Speaker 3: Through all the tradition my program, we're gonna run it
Speaker 3: like a double a college football program.
Speaker 1: Which I went to a couple of their practices because
Speaker 1: Taylor and I would work over at Lipskimb a couple
Speaker 1: of times.
Speaker 2: But they were running practice, and he was running it
Speaker 2: like a college.
Speaker 1: A college in NFL, like period seven on steven, like
Speaker 1: they're moving jogging, like which operation is high.
Speaker 3: There were a lot of the a lot of the
Speaker 3: former players and stuff felt the type of way because
Speaker 3: they feel like what they built just didn't get expected
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 2: I get that to some extent.
Speaker 3: My dad, luckily, the baseball coach in the baseball program
Speaker 3: is in great hands and they've been very you know,
Speaker 3: they named the field after my dad, they've been great
Speaker 3: about all that, and they got mccadams.
Speaker 2: Named after coach Magna Max Center.
Speaker 1: But I think Dilfer came in so hot it scared
Speaker 1: the ship out of the parents whose kids were in
Speaker 1: middle school and now you know, they grew up thinking
Speaker 1: it was about to be one thing, and then Dolpher
Speaker 1: and your kids aren't playing.
Speaker 2: I'm bringing in everybody bringing my luggage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Louis, Yeah, and Louie and CPAUL used to
Speaker 1: be a problem for us.
Speaker 3: And CPA has just gotten beat to smithereens. Every time
Speaker 3: we played them in the last three years, we would
Speaker 3: we uh. I think we in the last two championship
Speaker 3: games against them. I think the score is like eighty
Speaker 3: something to nothing, like it was like insane we beat them.
Speaker 3: There's probably that stat lipscom CBA forty two to zero
Speaker 3: in the state championship game.
Speaker 2: So where are you at, Brentwood?
Speaker 3: Yeah, CPA like the CPA Lipscombs games have and basketball
Speaker 3: those were always like the big games. Before that, it
Speaker 3: was Lipscomb Good Pasture, But y'all would probably Brentwood Ravenwood.
Speaker 2: Those games were probably lit.
Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of the day, you're building culture,
Speaker 1: and there's always like literally every year, there's always.
Speaker 2: Gonna be learning experience.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like every coach strained, coach whatever,
Speaker 1: feels like they always have it figured out, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have learning moments. Everybody slips and be like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: could have done that differently. You know, when you're when
Speaker 1: you're he was.
Speaker 2: Prepping himself to go exactly where he's at now.
Speaker 3: He was we're talking about he was, he's starting his
Speaker 3: climb back to yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And at the end of the day, like you know,
Speaker 1: of course, when things go viral like that, everybody's gonna
Speaker 1: have an opinion about it because you're armchair coaching at
Speaker 1: that point and you can see things a lot more clearly,
Speaker 1: and you're sitting you know, you're sitting in ac and
Speaker 1: everything else.
Speaker 2: You're not in the heat of that moment.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you're able to look back on something like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I could handle that differently, like maybe you
Speaker 1: have a conversation. You're having a conversation by hey, I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure we're on the same page,
Speaker 1: and the outside noise you're still gonna be the outside noise.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: That's the whole point of like sports, not that like
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's the who point of sports, but
Speaker 1: that's like the growing pains in sport, Like when you're
Speaker 1: around each other all year round and you're trying to
Speaker 1: build culture and everything else, and you have some moments
Speaker 1: that you slip.
Speaker 2: But that's the beauty in sport and competition. I think
Speaker 2: as a good that was a good moment for the
Speaker 2: kid and Dolpher probably like, bro, you.
Speaker 3: Gotta get yelled like, get yelled at in your life
Speaker 3: as a kid in a in a team environment. Have
Speaker 3: somebody have an authoritative figure, get in your ass because
Speaker 3: they love.
Speaker 6: You absolutely and like and that's not your like, that's
Speaker 6: not at your house, Like, it's not your dad or
Speaker 6: your mom.
Speaker 2: Right, Like, it's because you're gonna go out in the
Speaker 2: real world. What was happening daily? Yeah, yeah, Now everyone
Speaker 2: just sees it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and everybody sees everybody's gonna so it's it's
Speaker 1: always seem bigger than it actually is. But you keep
Speaker 1: everything like you still you know, on the internal side
Speaker 1: of everything, and you're having the communication with thank you,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Butcher and I slipped through a potato.
Speaker 1: I cut half of my fucking nail, bleed everywhere. It
Speaker 1: really doesn't feel that bad, though feels on the front.
Speaker 1: You know, you can just two days ago it's at
Speaker 1: home too. The wife was out of town, so rue's
Speaker 1: fucking crying and want me to pick her up. You
Speaker 1: know how that shit goes. Dude, don't complain. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't even nothing, nothing nothing. Don't worry about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I blood everywhere. She was cleaning off blood from the cabinets,
Speaker 1: the fridge down by the floor and everything else. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry, I didn't see it. Like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to fucking's gonna make some lunch at the little One.
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're trying to fucking you know, stop the bleeding.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the floor next to her because she
Speaker 1: wants me to pick her up. On my sweetheart, Daddy
Speaker 1: cannot pick you up right now. I'm fucking it's not
Speaker 1: it won't stop bleeding. But I appreciate you've seeing that.
Speaker 1: Me working through this pain once again, always battling. Should
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Speaker 5: Want to talk about his tweet about mentioning that he would, uh,
Speaker 5: he would trade Derrick Henry just to see him win
Speaker 5: as Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that was back in the headlines when
Speaker 1: they it was like a topic of potentially training Derrick Henry.
Speaker 2: I don't know if those rumors are still circular. I
Speaker 2: want Derrick Henry on on the Titans.
Speaker 3: I think what I was saying though, is I I've
Speaker 3: never actually gotten to know Derek.
Speaker 1: We've met a couple of times. It would just suck
Speaker 1: for him to not have a Super Bowl and be
Speaker 1: as elite. Back as I was just saying, part of
Speaker 1: a team that can make that Chase.
Speaker 3: I would be willing to let him go as a
Speaker 3: Titans fan to see him win a super Bowl with
Speaker 3: a team that he can win a with because the
Speaker 3: window for that is like not as big as it
Speaker 3: was three years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so fuck yeah, I want a Titan Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I would love that and and it will happen eventually.
Speaker 1: But I want Derek Henry to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: But if we can do that together, then by God,
Speaker 1: then let made the stars aligned. Yeah that's all I
Speaker 1: meant by that tweet.
Speaker 3: I just because you feel like damn good of a
Speaker 3: fucking running back to not have a piece of hard.
Speaker 1: Like you feel like the boys in Tennessee are in
Speaker 1: a rebel, don't you. I'm just trying to talk get
Speaker 1: that out of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're rebuilding. It seems like you're you're
Speaker 2: saying Tennessee's not gonna win the sup Bowl.
Speaker 3: Ernest care to comment, well, then this will be the
Speaker 3: one year we do because every year I'm like tightened
Speaker 3: to winning the Supers I.
Speaker 2: Know, I know, you just hate seen especially the last
Speaker 2: few years when they had that window with.
Speaker 1: The right hm, the right firepower years ago and injuries
Speaker 1: due to injuries and just everything not aligning. Twenty nine, man, like,
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody, you know, we're in the off
Speaker 1: season now, so everybody's winning the Super twenty nineteen. We
Speaker 1: went to Baltimore in one. I thought we were gonna
Speaker 1: win the Super Bowl after stopping the Dynasty, beating the
Speaker 1: dynasty Tom Brady in New England. Because it's when you
Speaker 1: get hot matters, When you get hot matters, and we
Speaker 1: got hot at the perfect time.
Speaker 2: Ninety seven regular seasons just on that back end, making
Speaker 2: the push back in heat matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, dude, maybe maybe I'm crazy, Maybe we're
Speaker 3: gonna come out hot.
Speaker 2: Everybody's you know, that's why you play the game. Why
Speaker 2: do you play the game? Never know? That's the next
Speaker 2: year we were eleven and five, when we were the
Speaker 2: it didn't feel like a better season. Yeah, and we
Speaker 2: got bounced by the fucking Ravens at home. We might
Speaker 2: have been the two or three seed then, because I
Speaker 2: don't think we were the one seed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a home game and we got bounced
Speaker 1: by the Ravens who we beat earlier in the year,
Speaker 1: and it was kind of like I remember, it wasn't
Speaker 1: until in the middle of the fourth quarter. I was like,
Speaker 1: we really might lose this game because we were down
Speaker 1: most of the game. But I never at any moment
Speaker 1: thought we weren't gonna win because I felt like we were.
Speaker 1: We were clicking, we were firing on all cylinders, and
Speaker 1: even when we had injuries, the team always seemed to
Speaker 1: overcome it. Because that was the year the old line
Speaker 1: was paying the Taylor towards acl something else that happened.
Speaker 1: But Derek still ran for two thousand yards because he
Speaker 1: went off in Houston when he needed like, what was
Speaker 1: it one seventy to get to two thousand, we got
Speaker 1: like two forty, yeah, bro, And he like you just
Speaker 1: felt like, oh man, we're gonna we can go deep boys.
Speaker 1: And we got bounced by the Ravens, which fucking sucked.
Speaker 2: They danced on the field. Yeah yeah, I know, dance
Speaker 2: on the dance on the field. Crazy happen.
Speaker 1: I know crazy about that. I know how I would
Speaker 1: have handled it. I was just there, like just walking back.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't believe we lost. And then the next year,
Speaker 1: you guys went or the Titans went twelve and five
Speaker 1: because of the extra game with the one seed a
Speaker 1: bye week, and then lost to the Bengals, and it's
Speaker 1: just like you had those three years, especially when that.
Speaker 3: Would have been Yeah, that's what it would have been ideal.
Speaker 3: Those were all the ingredients were there.
Speaker 2: He had the line, you had, we had the line,
Speaker 2: we had Derek, we had uh A, J Brown, AJ
Speaker 2: Brown and Julio.
Speaker 1: We've been this close. Really, we've been this Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was I was Missouri boy. Fired up that Mike
Speaker 1: Jones made that tackle on like the inch yard line,
Speaker 1: like Jones, baby, h you always have to I was
Speaker 1: in the good old grocery bagging. Kurt Warner was the.
Speaker 2: Greatest show on turf. Marshall Falk. That's when he was marketing.
Speaker 1: That's what he created, coming out of the backfield and
Speaker 1: hitting a hot go route running back out of the backfield.
Speaker 2: Those are some of my favorite NFL uniforms. That era
Speaker 2: Rams Jersey was.
Speaker 1: And the next I think it was the next year
Speaker 1: they might have went back to the Super Bowl and
Speaker 1: that's when the dynasty for the Patriots started.
Speaker 2: Or the next couple of.
Speaker 1: Years, when two thousand and four I think was when. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what was the year of the Rams Titans and
Speaker 1: then the Rams Patriots.
Speaker 2: Was watching.
Speaker 5: Patriots Super Bowl that was two thousand and one because
Speaker 5: it was right after nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: Good yeah, good memory right there. Yeah, because we were
Speaker 1: fight that the Rams made it back and you're playing
Speaker 1: the Patriots. And that was Tom Brady's year where Bledsoe
Speaker 1: gets benched because he gets injured. Will not gets right
Speaker 1: because he got injured. No, he got he got got hurt.
Speaker 1: And then he comes back and gets healthy, but Tom
Speaker 1: is already firing. They kind of don't want to mess
Speaker 1: up what's happening.
Speaker 5: Well, Tom gets I think Tom gets hurt or something.
Speaker 5: In the AFC Championship. Bledsoe comes in leads the Patriots
Speaker 5: to win the AFC Championship. Then they got to make
Speaker 5: a decision who's going to start the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Nice memory. The AFC Championship was against the Raiders, right,
Speaker 2: the tough rule. Yeah, I want to say that's the year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, man, that is cool living back then. Was
Speaker 1: that Kevin Falk the running back for the Patriots. I
Speaker 1: want to say it was, yeah, man, bro, that's back
Speaker 1: when you're we're just young and we're just fans.
Speaker 5: So many different players, that's the year, like Tory Holt,
Speaker 5: Isaac Bruce are in their prime.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, many Titans had a squad dude Frank, whichak
Speaker 6: the d line line everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, the late nineties early too, Titans came in hot
Speaker 1: from hot Man.
Speaker 2: Those are Houston going back to the o G oilers uniforms? No, no,
Speaker 2: it'd be us. Okay, I heard I heard Texans might
Speaker 2: be going powder blue and red. We'll meet you at
Speaker 2: the state line. I would love that. The rumor is
Speaker 2: the I don't know who I just heard that from.
Speaker 2: But I don't know Houston Texans wearing the oiler retros.
Speaker 2: I know the Titans Instagram has been teasing.
Speaker 3: I know that if the Titans better, we were the
Speaker 3: Tennessee Oilers. We were the Tennessee oil Yes, because can
Speaker 3: we just be the Oilers again? Maybe that's the spark
Speaker 3: we need.
Speaker 1: Those helmets, Fuck Broose, those are the craziest uniforms ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are so sick.
Speaker 1: Those are I mean those unis are those are top
Speaker 1: three They're going I'm not trying to make an emotional Hey,
Speaker 1: those are the best.
Speaker 2: No, I'm telling you right now, they are.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 1: But you guys, you guys are homegrown, like it's the
Speaker 1: powder blue bo You guys, powder blue. I mean, those
Speaker 1: unis go fucking so hard. You not ever did you
Speaker 1: get to play in a powder blue uniform? No, well,
Speaker 1: then you don't fucking understand. You don't know what it's
Speaker 1: like to suit up in the powder blue card. Look
Speaker 1: at that dude, that guy.
Speaker 2: Somebody's wearing that jersey right now on Shelby Avenue. I
Speaker 2: passed him this morning.
Speaker 3: That somebody's wearing an oversized Eddie George Oiler's jersey right now,
Speaker 3: smoking a Jay figa rats dude sitting at Gabby's Burgers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's talking about the old days.
Speaker 3: Man got the match in flat bill Ye getting themed
Speaker 3: out with the crispy White Air Force ones.
Speaker 2: We need to get rid of Tannehill. I'm saying, like,
Speaker 2: that's what he's saying, not me.
Speaker 1: You heard it here first. I'm busting with the boys.
Speaker 1: We need to get rid of Tannehill. You guys see
Speaker 1: that Will Levis, he's got that. He kinda looks like
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, like Aaron Rodgers. Well, I love everybody
Speaker 1: just got quiet looked like, is this you think that
Speaker 1: I love that? You think that I'm a pro. I'm
Speaker 1: a pro.
Speaker 2: Don't play a rookie quarterback in his first year. M
Speaker 2: Are you a pro?
Speaker 3: It's not my responsibility to train this guy, because that's
Speaker 3: Danny Hill, that's are you pro?
Speaker 1: It's not my responsibility to make I think it's not
Speaker 1: my responsibility. It's not like my sole responsibility to train
Speaker 1: this guy. But I do think it's like you you
Speaker 1: can handle that different with the media. You're yeah, absolutely, pro,
Speaker 1: get me train You're.
Speaker 2: You're passing along any types of tips, tips and advice.
Speaker 2: I so horny.
Speaker 1: Excited, but you are like you want to give any
Speaker 1: types of tips and advice. It's like when we're Shaun
Speaker 1: got drafted in the first round. I was so fucking pissed.
Speaker 1: But you sit in some of these meetings and think like,
Speaker 1: oh man, this dude, you know, for Sean, you gotta
Speaker 1: he's missing some questions that he don't need to be missing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do think it's a you do have some.
Speaker 1: Responsibility in in in giving back to the next generation,
Speaker 1: whether or not you're tight or sensitive about what your
Speaker 1: situation might be. Yeah, and don't show your cards like
Speaker 1: that by answering yeah, hey, Ryan, if you see this,
Speaker 1: you won't.
Speaker 3: But if you do a little bit more confidant. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: sick from my quarterback. Yeah, like you were always gonna.
Speaker 1: Be somebody being like you got a small dick and like, no,
Speaker 1: I fucking don't, No, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I didn't even I didn't think
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 1: But now you obviously have obviously extremely the smallest you
Speaker 1: have a clip and you hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you clearly hate it. Dude. Well, hey, it's been real.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go make this tea time. Oh you got
Speaker 2: tea time?
Speaker 3: A shout out, no free shout out before I get
Speaker 3: out anyone, Yeah, shout.
Speaker 2: Out, no free shoutout in a pet peeve of the week.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh shout out, no free shout out the Delta Lounge.
Speaker 2: You're a Delta Lounge guy.
Speaker 3: As of recent dog the Delta Lounge makes the airport
Speaker 3: experience doable. Go get in the airport doable. Straight to
Speaker 3: the Delta Lounge. Spread out a little bit, go to
Speaker 3: the bar, have a champagne. Go to the food that
Speaker 3: have a little barbecue, some eggs.
Speaker 2: You're good.
Speaker 3: Don't have to deal with all the hustle and bustle
Speaker 3: of you know, Ricky Lee running with his roller backpack
Speaker 3: trying to make a eight forty seven. You're good, You're
Speaker 3: in good time, So shout out no free, shout out
Speaker 3: the Delta Lounge and pet peeve of the week.
Speaker 2: There're seventeen ninety five charge for fucking WiFi? Is that
Speaker 2: what it is? Yes, it's free in the Delta Lounge.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's free with the tagle that he gets.
Speaker 1: But if you're just fucking comparing airline here and you
Speaker 1: don't have I don't even know, you don't have a
Speaker 1: badge of honor to anything. Southwest charges eight bucks for
Speaker 1: that Wi Fi. Delta charges seventeen ninety fucking five.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane. But you're paying to be on a
Speaker 3: Delta flight out of Southwest flight.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? It means a better seats, better service.
Speaker 2: So you should probably not get get the you should
Speaker 2: get the cheaper WiFi. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Look, I mean you must have something going on with
Speaker 3: the other week is grown men bitching about Wi Fi?
Speaker 2: Bright? Well played, well fucking time? Fuck you? Fuck me?
Speaker 2: Fu me.
Speaker 1: Now let's see a pet peeve of the week. There's
Speaker 1: a few I probably did. I probably got a few.
Speaker 3: Umm, let's I think let's overall everybody be pretty conscious
Speaker 3: about personal space in general. But like lines, Yeah you
Speaker 3: was that yours? Bro, Get off my heels. Get off
Speaker 3: my heels. If we're in line, I'm not on your heels.
Speaker 3: Get off my heels. It's not even a social distance.
Speaker 3: I don't care if you have COVID. I hope you have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want that challenge of COVID ting and be
Speaker 1: within six feet of me. I'm not asking you to
Speaker 1: be six feet apart. Yeah, be that far apart. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's all. Hey, can I get somebody's on you? Can
Speaker 1: I get you start pushing back space?
Speaker 2: That's fire. Hey, that's my fault. You just maybe just
Speaker 2: back up to there, just like as I'm in. It
Speaker 2: would be huge if you could just what that thumbs up.
Speaker 3: So all right, I'm gonna go try to break one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty today out there.
Speaker 2: Hey, good luck, but I love you. I love you too, man.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me your fucking success, bro, it's fun
Speaker 2: to watch.
Speaker 3: Thank you bus. Next time, Hey, next time on this bus,
Speaker 3: I might have a Grammy.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're putting?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Is that what we're putting in the universe?
Speaker 3: Sure are the Grammys, but hey, but I'm not coming
Speaker 3: back ever again. If I don't get a Grammy, way,
Speaker 3: when are the Grammys February of next year?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we got let's get it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: need you football season. I'll have a Grammy one day, dude.
Speaker 1: My grammy died in two thousand and seven. My grammy
Speaker 1: and my grandpa died both, so I'll get I'll get
Speaker 1: one back. Did it on the back end we were
Speaker 1: talking about, Oh, I'll.
Speaker 2: Never get a Grammy. I might get a new grandma,
Speaker 2: but anyways, that's my time.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. All right?
Speaker 2: Oh god, that is a white and things like pink