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Speaker 1: at authority anymore. I'malia. Amalia is a sweetheart. She married

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Speaker 2: Well, actually, my husband, but I until I could call

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Speaker 3: Well in Houston. He would drive around, uh, fogging for mosquitos.

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Speaker 5: I was in jail in Kentucky. Me and a buddy

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Speaker 5: So they threw me in the car and I'm like,

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Speaker 7: Ha The Michael Barry Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, we got Mike back, and I'm glad we do. Mike,

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Speaker 1: first degree murder, tell me about the charge.

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Speaker 6: August twelfth of last year, a young man on the

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Speaker 6: Where was this guy at? He was down in the ditch.

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Speaker 6: He came up. He was gonna beat my ass that morning,

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Speaker 6: and I just said, not today, Satan, and pulled out

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Speaker 6: I'm a concealed handgun instructor by DPS. Well. They just

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Speaker 6: My public appointed attorney said her other client's been in

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Speaker 6: Solved the whole what went on. The bigger mystery is

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Speaker 6: They said, we thought he said Patrick, my cellmate. He

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Speaker 6: And it's patterned after a product the most famous. Your

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Speaker 1: So, Mike, what were you doing at the Walmart at

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Speaker 6: I had met a friend of mine at Bill Miller's

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Speaker 6: Turned out he had threatened me back in May. And

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Speaker 1: Mike, Yes, sir, I have a question.

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Speaker 1: You knew the guy that was on ice that you

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Speaker 1: And she's a homeless lady.

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Speaker 6: Yes, from Mississippi.

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Speaker 1: And how do you know her.

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Speaker 6: I've been dealing with the homeless for two years over

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Speaker 6: This is July August of last year, and just taking

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Speaker 6: And then for this guy, you know, and he was

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Speaker 1: Now on the chili, is this a chili powder?

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Speaker 6: It is what it is is. I was blessed to

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Speaker 6: geb Hearts just continued. They were brought out by Conagar

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Speaker 6: And so I've tried. I had worked with a young

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Speaker 6: And it's it's something that you know, It's just it's

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Speaker 6: But it's something that can be done. You know. I'll

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Speaker 6: twenty five years ago, Secrets to Cooking text Mex taught

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Speaker 6: you years ago what makes refried beings great? And that's

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Speaker 1: That's a lot to process, mate, I know a lot

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Speaker 1: And I've always thought that really is crazy, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: see here, I got it here. It's got all sorts

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Speaker 1: think about raisin paste. I'm gonna get a bunch of emails, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Raisin paste goes into forty three different things. Here's here's

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Speaker 1: raising well. I didn't know, Michael, how could you raisin paste?

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Speaker 3: We use?

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Speaker 1: I use razor. I've used raisin pa my grandmother there

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Speaker 1: it is niche wide, Eddie Martini writes. Eddie Martini writes,

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Speaker 1: I love a one steak sauce. What makes it great

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Speaker 1: is the xanthem gum as a thickener. I wonder if

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Speaker 1: you lose your coon ass card for saying like a one, right?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't that feel like something bit that would cost you

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Speaker 1: your coon ass card? You think, right, you'd have you'd

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Speaker 1: be required to like because you know there's a coon

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Speaker 1: ass product that they will say, Oh, slappy, Marma, this

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Speaker 1: is a one. There has to be. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know what the competitor would be,

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Speaker 1: but all right, what land did you in jail? Before

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Speaker 1: we get to that, a word from our sponsor, the

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Speaker 1: senior senator of the state of Texas, who last year

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Speaker 1: called for Donald Trump not to run for reelection, told

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Speaker 1: the Republican Party to move on past him and held

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Speaker 1: a press conference where he told members of the press

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Speaker 1: that Donald Trump has passed his prime and should not

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Speaker 1: run and the party should not choose him. But now

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Speaker 1: a matter of months later, he tells us that they're

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Speaker 1: working side by side and best friends and you know,

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Speaker 1: just god, they boy, they are. They are the best

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Speaker 1: of buds. And and you should send him back because

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Speaker 1: because they're the they're the best of buds. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: deer season upon us, and old John Wayne mccorny is

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Speaker 1: replacing his backwards hat, which was the ad he's been

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Speaker 1: there down on the border. Hey, I like Mexican's around here.

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Speaker 1: We haven't seen any Okay, let me know. I'm on

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Speaker 1: the border now. You notice I got my ball cap

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Speaker 1: turn backwards, right, Yeah, that's how you know I mean business. Yep.

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Speaker 1: Going to a Morgan Walling concert later, I got my

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Speaker 1: cap turns backwards. Yep. I'm down here on the border. Hey, Mexicans,

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Speaker 1: y'all still there? Senior center right here, real Texan. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's traded in his backwards cap for some camo and

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Speaker 1: he's here to tell you he's a real Taxan, a

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Speaker 1: man he hunts and gathers just like you.

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Speaker 7: John Wayne mccarnin. He's one of us getting ready for

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Speaker 7: deer season, with a media crew close by to document

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Speaker 7: his every move. He's a multitasker, loading both his Grandpappy's

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Speaker 7: rifle and a big dip in his mouth, because, by golly,

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Speaker 7: that's what he's told Texans do, and he's ready for

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Speaker 7: deer hunting season the back forty, just like one of us. Heck,

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Speaker 7: in nineteen eighty four he hunted shoulder to shoulder and

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Speaker 7: the deer blind with Donald J.

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Speaker 5: Trump.

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Speaker 7: And he has the two dozen thirteen by twenty four

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Speaker 7: giant picture frames pepper throughout his hunting cabin to prove it. Why.

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Speaker 7: Just last year, John Wayne mcconny shot a fifteen point buck,

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Speaker 7: had his ranch hands field dress it, and personally asked

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Speaker 7: his thirteen assistants to ship that sweet backstrap meat directly

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Speaker 7: to Donald J. Trump, all while listening to Waylon Jennings'

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Speaker 7: laratest tits. He's just like one of us, John Wayne mccornyy,

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Speaker 7: a man working so hard to be a man of

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Speaker 7: the people.

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Speaker 1: Mcconne, All right, we gotta be quick. What land did

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Speaker 1: you in jail? Cody go?

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Speaker 8: This is actually a story about my grandpa. He back

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Speaker 8: in the late nineties, maybe early two thousands, he had

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Speaker 8: a hunting cabin out in bass Drop and showed up

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Speaker 8: there one day and somebody had broke in, stole everything,

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Speaker 8: all the food, the ovens, the little cooking stove. He

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Speaker 8: had his TV, so he uh restocked everything, had to

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Speaker 8: buy all new equipment to put in his cabin. And

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Speaker 8: then he decided to wire up a four to ten

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Speaker 8: shotgun close to the door for the next time if

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Speaker 8: the person came back to try to steal anything else. Well,

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Speaker 8: it turns out there's laws against setting booby traps. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: so when this guy got a he got a load

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Speaker 8: of birds shot in his legs when next time he

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Speaker 8: came through.

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Speaker 1: Your grandfather's last name is not CatCo, is it?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's a famous case. Every every ut law student

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Speaker 1: studied it in Torts. First year CATCOA and he set

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Speaker 1: a spring gun. He had a hunting cabin. He got

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Speaker 1: tired of it being broken into, and so he sets

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Speaker 1: a spring gun and somebody breaks into his cabin and

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Speaker 1: it shoots him. And the question was is it reasonable

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Speaker 1: to set up a system where there is no discretion used?

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Speaker 1: Because someone could have a police officer could have believed

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Speaker 1: that someone was inside and needed help, they would have

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Speaker 1: gotten shot her firefighter? Was that was the standard? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: What was a reasonable action for cat Co to take?

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Speaker 1: And I think cat Co lost that tape. I think

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Speaker 1: it was in Torts. So I don't think it was

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Speaker 1: actually criminal. If I recall correctly, Rich, what got you

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Speaker 1: landed in jail?

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Speaker 7: Go?

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Speaker 4: I was bartending on North Gate when I was going

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Speaker 4: to Texas A and M most nights, my shirt always

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Speaker 4: came off, and if I broke out, I dumped the bar.

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Speaker 4: I grabbed a guy and started dragging him out as

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Speaker 4: his chubby girlfriend was hitting me in the head with

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Speaker 4: a shoe. As soon as I get one foot outside

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Speaker 4: the bar with that guy, I get pepper sprayed, maced.

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Speaker 4: I get down on all fours, try to crawl back

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Speaker 4: into the bar. They grab my belt, arrest me, take

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Speaker 4: a polaroid picture, take all my items, staple the polaroid

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Speaker 4: picture of the bag, take me down, and then I

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Speaker 4: get mailed out by the owner of the bar. The

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Speaker 4: police reports that I was hitting the person I brought

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Speaker 4: out of the bar. I told him I had video,

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Speaker 4: brought the video up and they said, oh, well, I

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Speaker 4: guess it was a mistake. But the worst part about

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Speaker 4: it is if you ever do get maced, do not

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Speaker 4: go to the restroom and touch your winger because that hurts.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, is that what you did?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 4: And water does not make it go away. It actually

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Speaker 4: makes it burn more.

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Speaker 1: How long did it burn?

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Speaker 4: Oh Man? Throughout the entire evening and every time I

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Speaker 4: took a shower for the next week.

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Speaker 1: You're willy or your eyes.

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Speaker 4: On my face mostly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good thing you didn't wipe your bum hunh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I was going to touch that

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Speaker 4: after I felt the heat on my pecker.

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Speaker 1: I've never been maced pepper sprayed, but I have heard

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Speaker 1: from people who have it is some kind of not pleasant.

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Speaker 1: I like to try bear spray on something at some point.

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Speaker 1: When I'm hiking in Colorado, I carry bear spray, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like a kid. My brother used to say this.

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Speaker 1: He never wanted me to buy a new gun because

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Speaker 1: he said, you you are not a responsible person to

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Speaker 1: have a gun. You don't need to be carrying a

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Speaker 1: gun because when I carry my bear mace, I keep

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Speaker 1: waiting on a bear to come up on me because

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Speaker 1: I want to try out my bear mace, right, And

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Speaker 1: so I bought one. I bought one just to see,

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Speaker 1: you know what the stream looks like. I'm the guy

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Speaker 1: that loves Bengal spray, the wasp spray. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how raid stays in business. Bengal is one hundred times better.

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Speaker 1: But you put bingo near a roach or what anything.

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Speaker 1: Bengal kills everything. I love to spray Bengal and kill stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to kill a bear. I love bears,

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Speaker 1: but I've bought can you know, just see how long this?

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Speaker 1: But I would like a bear to just come ambling

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Speaker 1: up and me hit him with it, just so I

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Speaker 1: know what it does. Probably not a good strategy, but

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm being honest. You don't have to email

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Speaker 1: me and tell me how stupid it is. I know

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Speaker 1: you know, you don't win a prize for you know,

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Speaker 1: intelligence for that opinion. I'm being honest, right, This was

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Speaker 1: today was the Circle of Trust