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Speaker 1: Jewbles Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of six

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Speaker 1: point one.

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Speaker 2: Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do, man, I do?

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Speaker 1: After?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Literally?

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Speaker 4: So, I've been been wanting to go out on the

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Speaker 4: day with this girl that I know him for years

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Speaker 4: and uh, finally got a chance to go out with her.

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Speaker 4: I Fettle restaurant to go out with her too, and

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Speaker 4: went freaking awesome. Bro, I mean this is just like

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Speaker 4: I was like living a dream because I was like, man,

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Speaker 4: I never thought I'd be able to go out this girl. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: I got a chance to. So I'm out with her

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Speaker 4: and this time we're cutting up or laughing and everything

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Speaker 4: goes well, have some dreams and in the middle of

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Speaker 4: me blurred out laughing, I end up. At first I thought,

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Speaker 4: was I just a.

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Speaker 1: Fart clean part?

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 4: I was like, man, this is a clean part, you know.

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Speaker 4: I was just you know, it's a clean part. And

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Speaker 4: then I realized, after you know whatever, it's nott like eternity.

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Speaker 4: But it was probably like a split second I think,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, myself, I like pull like like it

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Speaker 4: was more than a It wasn't. It wasn't a wet part.

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Speaker 1: It was it was it was it was there. It

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Speaker 1: was something d you know. It was like it was

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Speaker 1: the sound. Yeah, and well that's the thing. I was

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Speaker 1: like my eyeballs like just jumped out of my head.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking like she's like just caught it immediately, but

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Speaker 1: she was just still laughing. So I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to clear my shame kind of like went

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Speaker 1: down a little bit because I was like, oh, he

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Speaker 1: didn't notice. So I tried to call myself and I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I want to freak. Am

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Speaker 1: I gonna do? And I could smell it, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, man, like sell this stuff the whole day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like I had to throw in the White House,

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Speaker 1: like there's no way I'm gonna like just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're to work this out. Let's see, let's go dance now,

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Speaker 1: you know, let's go you know, dessert. After this, I

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Speaker 1: was like this is over. I was like, man, I

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Speaker 1: had to call it a day. I went to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and I went over there and clecked up as

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Speaker 1: good as I could have there it was where then

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Speaker 1: I just had to tell you, you know, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: going to end the date. And she was just like,

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Speaker 1: what's doing why, like what's going on? Like we're having

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Speaker 1: this a good time? And it was so weird because

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Speaker 1: I couldn't even come up with an excuse. It was

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Speaker 1: I was like I couldn't like yeah, so I'm looking

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Speaker 1: like why, I'm like I just have to. I'm like, like,

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Speaker 1: what's the probably looked at me.

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Speaker 2: Like I was crazy, Wow, you have to?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it was so sad I haven't. It was

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Speaker 1: saying though all these years I've noticed girl for ten.

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Speaker 2: Years, Oh you still know her?

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Speaker 1: I wish I didn't, But now I was like what

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Speaker 1: I did the patient?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Maybe with the ten years was like waiting to finally

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Speaker 4: get a chance to go out with her and just

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Speaker 4: just let it out.

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Speaker 2: But it was You're like a little puppy. You are

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Speaker 2: so excited you.

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Speaker 1: I'm cute and dirty. I'm cut and dirty. Maybe it

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Speaker 1: could have sold bad.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for your dirty secret?

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Speaker 1: Care?

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Speaker 2: Thank you? All right? What's your dirty little secret? Hey?

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Speaker 2: What's up? Hi?

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Speaker 5: How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: How are you good? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Maybe I do?

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Speaker 2: All right, sweet, let's hear it. Unless you don't. Unless

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Speaker 2: you're like, no, I don't, then that's awkward now.

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Speaker 5: But well, I was at a friend's kid's birthday party,

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Speaker 5: was hanging out and I was I don't know what

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Speaker 5: it was my like, I was wearing like a new

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Speaker 5: shirt and it had a something about it was making

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Speaker 5: me sneeze a bunch and I didn't realize but one

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Speaker 5: of my kind of major sneezes was directly into the

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Speaker 5: kid's punch bowl.

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Speaker 3: Like us not rocket pretty much?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, way, too embarrassed to say anything. And

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure people drank it.

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Speaker 2: Oh I don't know, did you did you have any

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Speaker 2: of it?

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Speaker 3: Not?

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Speaker 1: After that? No?

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Speaker 2: Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what else to say about that.

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Speaker 3: I decided to get that off my chat.

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Speaker 5: Yeah I know someone.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you told somebody to I just feel scared

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Speaker 2: to drink punch now. But that's cool, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm normally a really nice guy. Just well, I don't

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Speaker 3: think didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: You didn't do it on perfect like, you didn't do

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Speaker 2: it to me.

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Speaker 5: Mean, did you know My arm was like caught on

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Speaker 5: something and I just went to sneeze in my arm,

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Speaker 5: but the punch bowl was.

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Speaker 3: Like right there and then oh yeah, they were chunks.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Man.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. All right, thank you man, have a

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Speaker 2: good day, all right.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.