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Speaker 3: So, Gary, you've you've had a big day here on
Speaker 3: the show. It's you've You've been made a big enounce.
Speaker 3: But you were saying, because we get this all the time,
Speaker 3: we do, you know, do this show and a lot
Speaker 3: of topics have been brought up and a lot of
Speaker 3: people we've rather had this. They they talk about all
Speaker 3: the different you know, wives tales or remedies on how
Speaker 3: to remove ticks.
Speaker 4: And you said you had a situation.
Speaker 5: Well let me let me let me say something on
Speaker 5: need to ask you a question and Dan a question
Speaker 5: and just quick answer, how come you don't never take me,
Speaker 5: you know, with you on these trips anymore.
Speaker 3: Uh, that's an easy answer for me, Louisiana. Okay, that's
Speaker 3: why you don't get to go anymore.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: So, so I don't know why Dan doesn't take you anywhere,
Speaker 3: but I know why. I know why I don't.
Speaker 7: All I want is the key to his place. O
Speaker 7: bern George.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, those people frown a lot of your pract.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, I just want to go and take you.
Speaker 8: Well, that's like asking for the keys of the kingdom.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna get into the story, but I'll
Speaker 3: make it real simple.
Speaker 7: Would you apologize that preacher from me next time?
Speaker 4: I have many times.
Speaker 3: I've had many times sometimes when I wouldn't even want
Speaker 3: them to look, somebody asked me to again.
Speaker 7: This is tied in. You know the story is going
Speaker 7: to be tied in this.
Speaker 3: I tried to take him to a men's event. He
Speaker 3: got in a fight with a passenger. Oh, so that's
Speaker 3: why he doesn't get to go with it.
Speaker 7: I was just wondering. I was just wondering.
Speaker 4: But that's an easy answer for me.
Speaker 5: You know, you you go out in the woods. You know,
Speaker 5: if you in the woods like I am a good bed,
Speaker 5: you know, working farms, cutting grass and cutting trees or
Speaker 5: and turkey hunting, you know you bound to get a tick.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 5: Here, I don't know, three or four days ago, my
Speaker 5: belly started itching. And you know, I mean, but it
Speaker 5: felt real good to scratch. You know how it is
Speaker 5: when you're his kid, you get you kind of get
Speaker 5: red bugs. You know, it feels good to scratch them,
Speaker 5: but when you got to put CLOROXX on them or something.
Speaker 7: Like that to get them off at you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of hurts you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I enjoyed scratching there two or thirty days. And I said, Dad,
Speaker 5: gonna take something wrong somewhere. Then I got to look,
Speaker 5: and I tried to look in.
Speaker 7: My belly button.
Speaker 4: So you got you have an I got.
Speaker 7: One him enters like a small pump. Yeah, you knows
Speaker 7: about an inch and a half.
Speaker 9: Date.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I got in there. I got in there tomorrow,
Speaker 7: you know.
Speaker 4: At the water at the mirror.
Speaker 7: Okay, uh, don't you make phone of somebody your mirror?
Speaker 5: And I got, I took my shirt off and I
Speaker 5: tried to pull my belly up. You know, we got
Speaker 5: that dumb lap and it Uh.
Speaker 7: I couldn't say it looked like my grandpa smiling at
Speaker 7: me when.
Speaker 5: Of the kids kind of masks together.
Speaker 7: Well, but anyway, I couldn't say nothing.
Speaker 5: So uh, I got my phone down there and turned
Speaker 5: the light on, took a picture of it.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5: And uh I looked at from there what I could see,
Speaker 5: you know, and uh, I've seen.
Speaker 7: A little tick and yeah, oh boy, it looked like
Speaker 7: he made my bed with some foods in there.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I said, you know, I couldn't get both fingers
Speaker 5: in there to get it out because you really don't
Speaker 5: want to pull them off because you laid the head
Speaker 5: in there, you know, get infected. But know, and I
Speaker 5: still like scratched too. I mean it felt good scratching.
Speaker 5: Uh my dad gun but yeah, my dad gum stomach
Speaker 5: looked like one of them, you know and monkey butts
Speaker 5: up there at the zoo, you know, getting red.
Speaker 7: I mean it was red, but you know.
Speaker 4: You've been scratching it.
Speaker 7: I had to put alcohol on it.
Speaker 9: Was that?
Speaker 8: Was that a sea tick or a full size tick?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: Well, I'd say he was, Uh, he was pretty good.
Speaker 5: Well I went in there, I got some alcohol.
Speaker 7: Went in there in the bed and laid down on
Speaker 7: the bed and.
Speaker 5: Uh put the pillow behind my head where I could
Speaker 5: watch my belly button.
Speaker 7: I feeled it full of alcohol.
Speaker 5: It wasn't just a minute that you could come out
Speaker 5: of there dragging his bed. He turned the loose, he
Speaker 5: turned the loose, and I took him in there and uh,
Speaker 5: done away for him.
Speaker 7: But you know it still is. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think it's on them Rocky Mountains body paper.
Speaker 4: How long you been down in there? When he takes
Speaker 4: off a dog.
Speaker 5: Like, no he was, he wasn't one of them. No,
Speaker 5: he wasn't want him swelled that one. But he did
Speaker 5: have him a bed made in the.
Speaker 9: U.
Speaker 11: But it worked.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it works.
Speaker 4: It's still itching.
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, wanted yea once a while.
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 4: So when you put the alcohol in there, he came out.
Speaker 7: He come out of there crawling.
Speaker 4: Right, that's dragging his bed.
Speaker 5: He dragged his bed and he just turned over. I
Speaker 5: guess I guess he killed him. I don't know.
Speaker 6: He couldn't.
Speaker 7: He couldn't stand that, so that didn't all right?
Speaker 4: Well that that's that's helpful, if that is, if you
Speaker 4: get one.
Speaker 8: Be careful. He turned Look you get that?
Speaker 7: I yeah, I'm looking at my stomach. Old lady, Uh,
Speaker 7: well going.
Speaker 5: She had her phone down there, and I said, you
Speaker 5: ain't taking a picture of my navel and she said no,
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna turn the flashlight on make sure you
Speaker 5: got him out. But anyway, my baby looked like my
Speaker 5: arm did when that Patrick grabbed me. Donner lose you
Speaker 5: I mean, it's scratched up that she was sticking to me.
Speaker 5: It was it's a raw.
Speaker 11: I mean I finally had to get little Gwen to
Speaker 11: come in here and base your head out.
Speaker 5: You're not having any I just you know, I've got
Speaker 5: a light, great favor. I had a headache this morning.
Speaker 4: But you gotta be careful.
Speaker 11: That lime disease eating got in there and took a
Speaker 11: hold of me.
Speaker 5: Hey, I don't I don't have that COVID and then
Speaker 5: that other you know what other thing I had in January? Well,
Speaker 5: I couldn't see or what was that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had that COVID.
Speaker 5: You know I had COVID, the one uh well they
Speaker 5: had named it yet old Faulcy he named that.
Speaker 8: You who Foulky?
Speaker 3: What his name?
Speaker 9: You mean?
Speaker 4: Fauci?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but what caused you not to be able to see?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 5: I was seeing double and uh where you said you
Speaker 5: couldn't see you, Well, I could see, but I could
Speaker 5: say two of everything. And uh I had to drive.
Speaker 5: I had to drive my truck with one eye. Uh
Speaker 5: you know, my neck messed up. They trying to put
Speaker 5: feed in your feeders over and fell off the back.
Speaker 4: Of the well.
Speaker 3: That explains I walked up to a feeder and there's
Speaker 3: just a pile of feed beside it.
Speaker 7: Well, I couldn't have.
Speaker 8: I mean, he thought he was pouring it in it.
Speaker 4: The wrong one that.
Speaker 5: Lasted for a month. You know, everybody wanted me to
Speaker 5: go doctor and have you know, tests from.
Speaker 4: Probably get no clear.
Speaker 11: I ain't just work itself out. I saw too for
Speaker 11: a little while, which was nice and too.
Speaker 3: When well, Gary, we understand that there's a few things
Speaker 3: we need to discuss.
Speaker 4: Bubba has tried, I have tried.
Speaker 3: I know you have a new client that has, you know,
Speaker 3: hired your services for a new stretch of land that
Speaker 3: he has purchased down in your world of influence. I
Speaker 3: know every now and then you'll leave, you know, our
Speaker 3: our area to go to these doctors. I think you
Speaker 3: have some doctors you're going to road for, but everybody
Speaker 3: else is right there in the county. And this this
Speaker 3: particular friend of ours has picked up some land there
Speaker 3: in the county and you're gonna be doing some But
Speaker 3: but he doesn't know what he's getting into. And we
Speaker 3: tried to help him, and I understand that you've already
Speaker 3: gigged him.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I got him pretty good. Well, I don't know,
Speaker 6: you might not want to hear that on radio, but no.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you can say what you said. I
Speaker 3: mean I think you tell it just like you told
Speaker 3: Rick and myself. Yeah, yeah, you can say it. I
Speaker 3: mean we well, you know, if anybody's super sensitive, you know,
Speaker 3: they can they can leave in the room. You thank you, Greg.
Speaker 3: Greg's been saying it over and over again. Matter of fact,
Speaker 3: he's looking for the lure himself.
Speaker 8: I've told it about four.
Speaker 12: Times over the weekend, and my dad has already told
Speaker 12: it about six.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're already up to fifteen twenty times it's
Speaker 3: been told.
Speaker 13: Well, you know, Jaieff, he's uh, I mean, he's a
Speaker 13: good guy, but you know he's got a lot to learn,
Speaker 13: he does. I uh, you know he's a big dog now.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, you know, he don't like for a whole lot.
Speaker 13: But he wanted to go fishing with me last week.
Speaker 13: So I took him out, kept him out to about dark,
Speaker 13: brought him in and he got fired up. Wanted me
Speaker 13: to go kick him out some real rods, you know,
Speaker 13: about six or seven of.
Speaker 6: Them and get some bait farm and.
Speaker 13: He was gonna go by and pick him up play
Speaker 13: for him, which my cousin owns, you know, the the
Speaker 13: bait shop.
Speaker 4: Working on commission. Yeah, so yeah, so you went and
Speaker 4: got him.
Speaker 3: He liked, he liked the rods he was using, and
Speaker 3: he said, set me up these rods, set me up,
Speaker 3: get me outfitted so I can be ready to fish
Speaker 3: down here.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, well I've called and told him I had everything,
Speaker 13: uh you know, was ready when he wanted to go
Speaker 13: by and pick him up, play for him whatever, And
Speaker 13: I said, I forgot there's one luire.
Speaker 6: I forgot to get you.
Speaker 13: And I said, you need it, you know you need
Speaker 13: to get it. So he said what is that?
Speaker 6: I said, it's called a ground Bass three six.
Speaker 13: And I said, now, don't get to one eighties, make
Speaker 13: three sixty model. So he went and the lady was
Speaker 13: there the rest, you know, and he said, uh, I
Speaker 13: come in here to pick up some real rog y'all
Speaker 13: got for me. And he said, before I forget it,
Speaker 13: I made a grab ash.
Speaker 4: Straight, but not the one eighties.
Speaker 6: Right, said I need there. He told me that she
Speaker 6: looked at him like he was an idiot.
Speaker 14: And now this was a this was a lady, an
Speaker 14: elderly lady.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 13: She said, uh, I don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 13: and her husband said, did you do.
Speaker 10: Know, Gary Lynes, don't you?
Speaker 6: And uh he said, I'm afraid.
Speaker 9: I do now.
Speaker 6: Gosh, but it was it was pretty funny.
Speaker 3: I got can I say that's a good How did
Speaker 3: How did Jeff take it?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 13: He said, uh, he said I never He said, I
Speaker 13: knew he was gonna get me, but he said I
Speaker 13: wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 4: See, he's got expected. He got been questioning everything.
Speaker 14: Gary, He's been warned, he has, he was warned a
Speaker 14: lot going into this.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 13: Well, you know, you gotta have fun in life. If
Speaker 13: you're not, you know, you might as well just, you know,
Speaker 13: quit doing anything.
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 14: Is this a standard prank or did you just come
Speaker 14: up with that name off the cuff?
Speaker 13: Well, a lot of people have been asking me what
Speaker 13: I've been fishing with. I've been catching some pretty good
Speaker 13: fish and that's what I've been.
Speaker 14: Uh hey, look out Montreal have one with that name will.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I talked to him last week. He's over
Speaker 13: in Georgia.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's that's uh, yeah, that's the person too.
Speaker 4: It couldn't have been better.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, oh Jeff called me, said, Hey, I got
Speaker 3: to talk to you about Gary. Gary's telling me the
Speaker 3: certain rule it was about, Uh, I mean it was
Speaker 3: so funny. Am I allowed to hunt turkeys on my
Speaker 3: own land Burgers?
Speaker 4: You got jail Gary on?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that was brave.
Speaker 13: Mon. If I if I kept working over there on
Speaker 13: this place, that I had the turkey rights, you know,
Speaker 13: it's not like what I used to have with you.
Speaker 3: But Burges, Hey, it's a broach called me. What's Vine's
Speaker 3: talking about about turkey rights? You got to you gotta
Speaker 3: left turkey.
Speaker 8: You gotta read the fine.
Speaker 3: Trying to go down to my place, I'm having to
Speaker 3: get permission from Garrett. And what I'm telling you right
Speaker 3: now is graveyard. Garybody in the graveyard, Me and you
Speaker 3: in the graveyard.
Speaker 6: I've heard that cheveral times.
Speaker 4: Tell lately, Oh everything's graveyard.
Speaker 14: There's really nothing you talked to Jeff about.
Speaker 4: You talk to anybody, right, Gary, he's done this. Has
Speaker 4: he done this with too?
Speaker 3: Where he'll tell you how long he's I just need
Speaker 3: you to hate two minutes, two minutes on the.
Speaker 4: Clock, Well, how much time I got? Two minutes?
Speaker 6: Forty five minutes later, he's still.
Speaker 3: Talking what's your arrangement with Garrett.
Speaker 6: Be on a conference call? I just got too many.
Speaker 4: I gotta go, let you go. Two minutes on the clock.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 14: I have to tell you.
Speaker 8: That's sold it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what's not the one eighty.
Speaker 8: The name is just precious, you know what I mean?
Speaker 8: Just pressure.
Speaker 3: Well, that the beautiful move. Like you said, how's the
Speaker 3: beautiful move to distract him with the numbers where he
Speaker 3: gets his mind a thing?
Speaker 14: Because he's thinking three sixty one eighty.
Speaker 3: So that's a veteran right there. I tell you, I
Speaker 3: tell you what. I cannot wait till you ask him
Speaker 3: if he needs a cold drink out of your cooler.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, And hey, he.
Speaker 14: Hasn't had any strange sounds he's heard down there yet, isn't.
Speaker 13: Well, he's a little bit around the curve for me.
Speaker 13: So I'm gonna have to get out in my boat
Speaker 13: in front of his place. You know, he's he's got
Speaker 13: that big mansion down here.
Speaker 3: So I know, Gary, I just I just keep getting
Speaker 3: pumped down the list. Now you got you get already?
Speaker 3: Really if you look at folding money, I mean Brooks maybe.
Speaker 13: Ahead you know what, you know what I did with
Speaker 13: all day yesterday with more day?
Speaker 6: What with your farm? Working all day? I left about
Speaker 6: two thirty.
Speaker 4: That's not all day, that's not even that's half a day.
Speaker 8: What depends on when it started? Way you count lunch,
Speaker 8: it's only half a day.
Speaker 4: You go down to the city cafe. They open yet, No.
Speaker 10: They ain't.
Speaker 13: Well I think they are.
Speaker 4: I know how you work. I've seen you work.
Speaker 3: You didn't work all day, well about six hours.
Speaker 4: Hey Gary, have you been had any luck to find
Speaker 4: any help?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 13: You find nobody wants to worry about getting them stimulas kick.
Speaker 4: Hey, Gary, all right, call me about Gary.
Speaker 2: Ricking and Bubba Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 3: Jeff brooks Now is on the phone, Buba. Now, this
Speaker 3: is Gary, the bulldozer man that already called us earlier.
Speaker 3: Jeff is one of Gary's new clients, and he's trying
Speaker 3: to learn all the things about Gary. Uh, and he's
Speaker 3: he's been pranked already. Hey Jeff, Jeff, welcome to Rick
Speaker 3: and Bubba.
Speaker 4: Buddy, how are you?
Speaker 9: Good morning? Wreck If you want to go fishing, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Got your lures. You didn't get the one eighty, did you?
Speaker 9: He listen?
Speaker 10: So Gary comes by. I want to I want to
Speaker 10: tell the whole story. So Gary comes by, wants to
Speaker 10: know if I want to go fishing. I did, And Rick,
Speaker 10: you don't think I got any instruction.
Speaker 9: While I was fishing, do you.
Speaker 10: I'm over there just I mean, I hadn't been fishing
Speaker 10: in a long time, go out there with Gary, just
Speaker 10: kind of relaxing.
Speaker 9: Fish a lot out of college, hadn't done it in
Speaker 9: a while.
Speaker 10: It's just me and Gary, you know, just just a
Speaker 10: moment and I'm fishing and Gary fishing and you can
Speaker 10: hear him, Rick, Hey, you got to get your ride
Speaker 10: tip up?
Speaker 11: Hey, get your ride chip up? You shitty boys. When's
Speaker 11: last time you forget your ride tip up?
Speaker 10: Let it sink to the bottom. I got more instruction
Speaker 10: if I fished on my.
Speaker 9: Mother and I was ready just to go in. Okay,
Speaker 9: But I had fun.
Speaker 10: And as you know, I went up to so his
Speaker 10: cousin and bought some bought a couple of things.
Speaker 9: And Gary went up there and picked.
Speaker 10: It all up for me, and you know he did
Speaker 10: he reeled me in early. I mean, Rick, you know
Speaker 10: Gary had been doing my work.
Speaker 9: But you know, for what a month or so? Now
Speaker 9: that's about all you But uh and I'll.
Speaker 10: Get to my land in a minute, or maybe it's
Speaker 10: Gary's land.
Speaker 4: But we'll talk about it.
Speaker 10: So, I mean, I got a lot to talk about
Speaker 10: about the land. So as I've headed up there to
Speaker 10: get the Roden riels that Gary had them all done
Speaker 10: for me, he goes, oh, by the way, I need
Speaker 10: you get this glure.
Speaker 9: I said, fine, I'll get it.
Speaker 10: He goes, you know, I forgot to get it for you.
Speaker 9: So I went in there and I was on the
Speaker 9: phone when I walked in.
Speaker 10: This place, the fishing hole and Clanton folks and about
Speaker 10: seventy year old.
Speaker 9: Lady behind the counter. And I was on the phone
Speaker 9: when I.
Speaker 10: Walked in, and that you know, they had a few
Speaker 10: riding riels over there rigged up for me, and she
Speaker 10: kind of looked at me, and I pull into the
Speaker 10: rod and riels, and I looked at her and I
Speaker 10: kind of moved the phone away to my face. I said, yeah,
Speaker 10: I need to grab ass three six.
Speaker 3: And I just see the visual, the visual of you
Speaker 3: moving the phone back by the way even show what
Speaker 3: I need.
Speaker 4: Let me finish with this call because I have two
Speaker 4: minutes on the clock.
Speaker 10: So I was on the phone as I said, and
Speaker 10: I looked over at the lady and she just stared
Speaker 10: at me, didn't say a word, didn't file that, just
Speaker 10: looked at me, and I felt a little bit of
Speaker 10: this uncomfortable feeling. I'm thinking this is not good. He
Speaker 10: didn't react, and I thought, I'm gonna get off the phone.
Speaker 10: Now I may have offended her. I'm gonna get arrested
Speaker 10: or something. So then this Then this big old guy
Speaker 10: comes walking in and I said, I pulling of those
Speaker 10: Roden rills. And I looked at him. I said, hey,
Speaker 10: and I need that grab ass. You know you know Gary,
Speaker 10: don't you.
Speaker 9: I said, oh, yeah, I know Gary.
Speaker 4: And did you know then what had happened?
Speaker 10: He no, he never said it wasn't the three sixty.
Speaker 10: He never said that call. He never said it was
Speaker 10: not the lure. But uh, he just he said, I
Speaker 10: think it's probably this. When he handed to me and
Speaker 10: I went to the trucks and Lucky, I need a
Speaker 10: pointed hat on my head.
Speaker 9: So I knew Gary had gotten.
Speaker 10: Okay, gosh, but uh, but Rick real quick to the land.
Speaker 10: Every time I go out to the property, I never
Speaker 10: see Gary, but I always get a call that he
Speaker 10: knows I was there.
Speaker 4: We warned you about this.
Speaker 6: We warned you, and here's what.
Speaker 10: I got this weekend. He goes, Hey, I know you
Speaker 10: went out to the property last week, and you know
Speaker 10: the turkey's laying eggs right now. You gotta be careful
Speaker 10: where you drive. I said, okay, and you know the
Speaker 10: deer is gonna be, you know, dropping here before you
Speaker 10: know it too. So thanks Rick for introducing me to Gary.
Speaker 4: Jeff, he's just getting started.
Speaker 14: Jeff, call Gary and tell him you're gonna do some
Speaker 14: bush hogging next week.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, Rick, he's already told me I can't get
Speaker 10: on a tractor. Your tractor is over on the property
Speaker 10: for a while. I don't know where it went. But
Speaker 10: I think this is.
Speaker 9: Gonna be fun for Gary. I hope he'll let me
Speaker 9: fish some We're gonna have a great time. You. I
Speaker 9: knew you guys were on me.
Speaker 10: This morning because my phone started bouncing across my death
Speaker 10: here at the house.
Speaker 4: So we can't let that go to Jeff.
Speaker 14: If you see a bucket turned upside down, just shoot it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jeff, you have to watch every movie.
Speaker 9: I gotta proceed a coutume.
Speaker 10: But he could be rick about about franking you in
Speaker 10: the barn. But I've got a few ideas for Gary.
Speaker 10: We'll we'll talk about that.
Speaker 3: If you want to have fun, because and and the
Speaker 3: guys on the show not true.
Speaker 14: You get the hunting and you come out at night,
Speaker 14: you're gonna be going into Gary's little fun house.
Speaker 3: But but be sure and ask Gary, because there was
Speaker 3: one win for our team. Ask him about say Rick
Speaker 3: said that you you get you hurt his dad down here.
Speaker 3: Uh and when he fell in the boat because you
Speaker 3: moved the boat with him trying to get out. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know that Frank I pulled
Speaker 3: on Gary, but it was a dandy he said.
Speaker 4: It got Tom tells.
Speaker 9: The ones that put him. I've got some ideas. We're
Speaker 9: gonna talk about it.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe we need to team up, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. It may may just be that, but.
Speaker 9: I've got some ideas. We'll talk about him.
Speaker 10: Hey, I saw some snake around my place this week,
Speaker 10: and maybe Gary gonna get introduced to one.
Speaker 9: We'll talk about that.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, here we do.
Speaker 3: Me, you and Alan need to get together and talk
Speaker 3: about all the land that we bought for Gary.
Speaker 10: Yep, it's apparently so why you got you guys, have
Speaker 10: a good.
Speaker 4: Thanks to see.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Jeff, keep yourself doing right now. Hey what we
Speaker 15: just talked about? That's graveyard? Did you know that? So
Speaker 15: he put us there, I'm on the phone, I'm busy.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, look and then he just puts the hand
Speaker 15: over the phone to stop because said, now I need
Speaker 15: you to throw in the three sixty.
Speaker 9: God.
Speaker 4: So you just can't get that off your teeth, can you?
Speaker 4: God love you all right, So we'll.
Speaker 3: You've gone after it a couple of times, and it's
Speaker 3: just not successful. He's got something on his teeth, and
Speaker 3: I keep trying to help him with it. He just
Speaker 3: can't get it. I mean, he just he just can't
Speaker 3: quite get it. That you may gut at that time.
Speaker 3: But I look over here, it's still there. Yeah, did
Speaker 3: you see it?
Speaker 4: I mean I don't even know what it was. Cannot
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 3: You know, it looks like a little like he bent
Speaker 3: into somebody's headphone and got a big.
Speaker 4: Old piece of the piece of black plastic on his teeth.
Speaker 3: And you know, how you go after you can't get it.
Speaker 4: Usually the worst drives you current.
Speaker 3: The worst one is if you hit a salad some
Speaker 3: of course, you know, got a big issue for me
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 4: But do you get it?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 4: I tried? How many times should I say? You need
Speaker 4: to get that? I know it? Every time I thought
Speaker 4: I got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's it and so yeah, so, so Jeff's
Speaker 3: been introduced to the world of Gary.
Speaker 4: Now it's so.
Speaker 7: Gary calls him, Hey, look, don't do this, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm wondering about. Is it possible now that
Speaker 3: now that Jeff is the new client for Gary, is
Speaker 3: it possible that Al, who's my nemesis, will now have
Speaker 3: to hear about Jeff all the time?
Speaker 4: Do you think that? Is it possible?
Speaker 3: I mean, you get out off the caron because Al's done.
Speaker 3: Al's done of those things where he's got Gary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they've got a history. What's out before you?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 14: I think I think I may have been a little
Speaker 14: bit ahead of Oul.
Speaker 4: But it was very close, Okay, very clear.
Speaker 8: I mean like months, just a month or two head out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll tell you he loves how about all
Speaker 3: the stuff out does for him?
Speaker 4: I mean, he can't wait to talk about it.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I just got to tell find out. He had me
Speaker 11: over just cabin took him some steaks, Okay, I hear you, Gary,
Speaker 11: I hear you. I don't know if he's gonna be
Speaker 11: down there just holler at me. But yeah, I've gone
Speaker 11: through the whole thing about the bushog.
Speaker 3: You can't BushHog. Now they got them, I got them
Speaker 3: nesting in them eggs. And then they're gonna have phones
Speaker 3: after that again, what phones.
Speaker 4: We'll be back more ricking bubble coming.
Speaker 2: Up, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3: We told you that, you know, Gary, the bulldozer man
Speaker 3: is here. He's been uh you know, basking uh in
Speaker 3: the glory of the New an E Show that he
Speaker 3: feels like he's responsible for.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be ten in Saturday.
Speaker 11: Gear.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna be You're gonna be right
Speaker 4: in the middle of it on that gear right. You
Speaker 4: going to the Big One?
Speaker 7: I can't well you had Matt put off.
Speaker 9: I did.
Speaker 4: I did because I've learned. Uh yeah, So are you
Speaker 4: going to the big.
Speaker 7: If I can get a ride up?
Speaker 8: I will if I get a ride.
Speaker 3: All right, So, so Speedy has told me about an
Speaker 3: incident with your dogs. Gwen has texted me this morning,
Speaker 3: you know, sweet little Gwen, and she got your phone
Speaker 3: on Well, I mean sometimes Gwen tells on you in
Speaker 3: my in my yeah and uh and so uh you
Speaker 3: know she helped us back there in the expo a
Speaker 3: few times, so so yeah, I couldn't depend on to
Speaker 3: get you and her and.
Speaker 4: Your daughter there.
Speaker 3: So uh So anyway, she says, something happened with you
Speaker 3: and you know these dogs that you care abound.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you know, a couple of weeks ago us
Speaker 5: going down to the river stay at the place on
Speaker 5: the river. You know, I got, you know, little house
Speaker 5: down there, so I can't hode money.
Speaker 7: You can't, but well you hide mine. It didn't much.
Speaker 7: Uh But anyway, I stopped you.
Speaker 4: Talking about down there, like Mitchell, do you want.
Speaker 7: To tell this?
Speaker 4: You go ahead, all right.
Speaker 5: I stopped at the convenience store. You know, you always
Speaker 5: got to stop and pick up a few things. And
Speaker 5: I pulled in there, and uh, I left my truck running.
Speaker 5: You know, it was on you know, done got up
Speaker 5: to said me, seventy five degrades. And you know I
Speaker 5: didn't want one of them Ken or Carriens to bust
Speaker 5: my wonder out because my dog was in there, and
Speaker 5: and what my dogs was in there?
Speaker 14: And who's who busts the window Ken and Karen's oh yeah, you.
Speaker 7: Know, they get funny about that.
Speaker 4: Your dogs are too hot. Oh yeah, I left.
Speaker 5: I had a I've got a big boxer bulldog and uh,
Speaker 5: what's his name?
Speaker 7: Her name is Bella Bella.
Speaker 5: And I got Max, which is uh, uh what you called?
Speaker 11: Is she lived Jack Russell?
Speaker 5: No, that's uh, that's Tricksy. Well anyway, tricks he ain't
Speaker 5: even in there, yeah Trixy. Yeah, well Max is the lab,
Speaker 5: so he's he's usually in the back.
Speaker 3: You got Boxer, a lab and then Tricksy in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all three dogs in your ear running.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I pulled up and just got out. I just
Speaker 5: got to get a few things. So I went in
Speaker 5: there and uh come up to the cashier and put
Speaker 5: it on the counter there, and she looked up and said,
Speaker 5: what is that truck doing out this?
Speaker 7: And I looked up and I said, hell, that's my truck.
Speaker 5: And uh, that boxer bulldog had put that thing in
Speaker 5: reverse and had backed out of the parking lot parking lot,
Speaker 5: up the driveway onto a four lane highway going backwards
Speaker 5: north bound. And I said, I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 5: You know, I broke out the door, you know, and
Speaker 5: I run up, run through the parking lot, up a
Speaker 5: bank and I run up there to open my door,
Speaker 5: and Bella was sitting in there shoes just looking around,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Max was in the back shat barking, you know, kind
Speaker 5: of like a you know dog dust.
Speaker 7: Yeah, sure, Hey.
Speaker 5: I reached for the door hand on that truck and
Speaker 5: it was locked, and I had my f obey in
Speaker 5: my pocket.
Speaker 4: You're what my fog.
Speaker 5: And I reached in my pocket and pulled it out
Speaker 5: and luckily hit unlocked it because it's getting weak. It
Speaker 5: don't really want to work like yeah, and opened my
Speaker 5: door and uh, I said, belly, you're gonna have to
Speaker 5: get in the back seat. I got to get in right,
Speaker 5: and I was on the running board and going backwards,
Speaker 5: and they you know how traffic is on four lane
Speaker 5: highway on Friday evening, Yeah, active people was pulling off
Speaker 5: the road blowing home. And luckily I got it, you know,
Speaker 5: I got it back in the parking lot and I
Speaker 5: went in there and paid for my stuff.
Speaker 8: You know, so you left him in the car again.
Speaker 7: No, I put the mergency breck on cut it off.
Speaker 3: So is there any way And I know you're already
Speaker 3: thinking that all convenience stores have security cameras, don't they.
Speaker 4: Yes, is there is there any I hope?
Speaker 8: Oh oh, this would be tremendous.
Speaker 3: But if we could see you chasing that truck and
Speaker 3: trying to get in it and it out in traffic.
Speaker 4: He look dogs looking out like, what's the big deal?
Speaker 4: We're backing up going home.
Speaker 14: Cars like there's a crazy man backing into traffic.
Speaker 5: Well, the lady I walked back in to pay for
Speaker 5: the stuff. She said, I ain't belaving that. I said, well, hell,
Speaker 5: she ain't even that driving line. But anyway, it was
Speaker 5: it was luck that nobody.
Speaker 4: Didn't get killed, right, Yeah, So.
Speaker 5: I'm glad, my buddy. I got a state trooper down there.
Speaker 5: He the pope, I'm sorry, State state trooper Chilton County.
Speaker 7: Hope Heath poke oh, I said, hope.
Speaker 5: Now he's uh, I'm glad he wasn't watching that because
Speaker 5: he would have had that on them.
Speaker 11: Let me tell you if anybody's got it, please, if
Speaker 11: anybody no, no, we're not gonna do that.
Speaker 4: If anybody's got.
Speaker 14: It, have to find that, you know, please, Chilton County,
Speaker 14: where was I believe it's not already.
Speaker 7: It's on somebody's snapchat, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: Tell us where you are.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 4: Give us.
Speaker 7: That's just the way y'all done.
Speaker 4: Dawson.
Speaker 7: You know we had to get Dawson on here.
Speaker 4: You gonna get on us about Dawson? Who are you?
Speaker 4: What do you?
Speaker 3: Joe Biden tell us all to your electric cars while
Speaker 3: he drives a Camaro.
Speaker 7: I'm doing just approximately.
Speaker 11: I'm not.
Speaker 7: It was on four lane highway.
Speaker 4: Is it was it down there in the big city
Speaker 4: like Clinton?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was in the big city. Donner a Clinton?
Speaker 8: Okay, right next to you.
Speaker 14: Ch How did that dog get it in reverse?
Speaker 4: I don't hope.
Speaker 7: I'm wondering if he can.
Speaker 4: He's got an opposable thumb. Now, don't most gearshifters.
Speaker 5: Most No, it's in the column, But most trucks or
Speaker 5: you know, it's the deer max you have to apply
Speaker 5: to brakes for and then pull it. Sure, put it
Speaker 5: out that there's something broke on mine, and I tested it.
Speaker 7: You know, if it's running, you just bump it down.
Speaker 7: You just bump it down. It wasn't in reverse.
Speaker 14: Wow, that could be bad if you're going forward at
Speaker 14: a high speed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it'll just fall. Do you to look into
Speaker 4: that take out the shop?
Speaker 7: I don't know. I may have to see somebody.
Speaker 4: Who was actually driving which dog? Bella?
Speaker 3: Do you think if do you think maybe you should
Speaker 3: maybe let Max drive?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I ain't trying to bring up the obvious.
Speaker 5: I think you gotta start taking when to the lake
Speaker 5: house sometimes?
Speaker 8: Where's she at in the story?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 7: Well she don't go every time?
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, if you take a sweet little wind, it
Speaker 11: wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 14: Gwen, I want to ride with all those dollars.
Speaker 7: Now, mm hmm, Well what else we're gonna tell me?
Speaker 4: That's the kind of segue I'm looking for. It shows
Speaker 4: it down there by the tractor place. Yeah, okay, I'm
Speaker 4: closing in.
Speaker 8: It's got on thirty Highway. We got into it again.
Speaker 3: I'm getting that ship because I want to if I
Speaker 3: I believe, if I can find that security footage that
Speaker 3: Bubba will just say to the world Rick is the
Speaker 3: greatest friend ever.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, Look, I'll give one hundred dollars for it
Speaker 14: right now.
Speaker 4: Not even look.
Speaker 8: The thing about it is two hundred. Let's go fund
Speaker 8: me for somebody.
Speaker 4: We got it to see story.
Speaker 14: You can make two hundred dollars.
Speaker 7: That's right, exactly what what?
Speaker 5: What surprised me that she drove that truck between two
Speaker 5: telephone poles up the driveway to hit forward lane.
Speaker 14: I don't know how what you're about the parking spot
Speaker 14: with her other cars there?
Speaker 4: Did she come out of the parking pretty good?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're going, wasn't that bad?
Speaker 9: Was? Now?
Speaker 4: What if you look? You saw that Paul doing that?
Speaker 7: Can you like toos the driving cat?
Speaker 4: He's leaping one thing out? He was hollering at the
Speaker 4: truck when he was running.
Speaker 15: Stop stop.
Speaker 4: That's true. Turn of lamb, lamb.
Speaker 7: Back your bake on.
Speaker 4: Bella did such a good job?
Speaker 14: You want on a trainer on?
Speaker 5: Let Well, if she keeps going, I'm gonna let her
Speaker 5: drive through the river from now.
Speaker 4: Sounds that you guys go the most.
Speaker 11: Of my axes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, who needs a tesla?
Speaker 4: When you got up a dog like Bella?
Speaker 3: The top of the hour, ricking bubba, ricking bubba. I
Speaker 3: had a situation and I was talking to Speedy about it.
Speaker 3: You know, we have our schedules and we put them
Speaker 3: down and we try to stay on top of them. Now,
Speaker 3: for my world, things had changed at home a lot,
Speaker 3: because here's what was supposed to happen months ago this
Speaker 3: week for me, this is what was supposed to happen
Speaker 3: is Brooks Big Love Burgess would be at j H
Speaker 3: Ranch in California for two weeks, and then as of yesterday,
Speaker 3: my wife and other son were supposed to be in
Speaker 3: r in Chapel Hill, North Carolina for a lacrosse camp.
Speaker 3: So what I thought was going to happen is that
Speaker 3: I would be here Thursday through Sat Sunday, just do
Speaker 3: my own thing, and so I kind of planned my
Speaker 3: life accordingly. But then Brooks Big Love Burgess had a
Speaker 3: back injury. He reinjured a back problem, so the doctor
Speaker 3: said there's no way he can go to Jay Tranch
Speaker 3: and do those ropes courses and do the obstacle courses
Speaker 3: and climb the mountain and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: So he's out.
Speaker 3: So I had to cancel that, and that also stuck
Speaker 3: me with a plane ticket. You know, we went through
Speaker 3: that thing with Delta that you can't refund. So I
Speaker 3: start thinking, all right, I gotta I gotta change this
Speaker 3: whole routine now. And the folks at Buzzbox coffee.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Eric there with Comano Island says, we need you need
Speaker 3: to get up here. We need to talk about where
Speaker 3: we're going to the next level with this, and I
Speaker 3: need to show you some stuff. I want you to
Speaker 3: see the operation. And I said, all right, So I've
Speaker 3: got Big Love's got a plane ticket we got to use.
Speaker 4: He's now home, not in California. Uh.
Speaker 3: And Sherry and Brody are gone. Of course, the older
Speaker 3: kids they're they're working, they've got their own world. And
Speaker 3: I said, oh, huh so. Uh So anyway, I said,
Speaker 3: let's use the plane ticket. Let's go to Seattle, Let's
Speaker 3: go see the Buzzbox coffee people, and let's get that done.
Speaker 3: Since you and I are here for the weekend on
Speaker 3: our own anyway, Well, that's all great, and that's all
Speaker 3: worked out fine, and we leave it. We're leaving later
Speaker 3: in the show today, uh, to catch our plane. But
Speaker 3: one thing that you forget about is the things you
Speaker 3: had planned to do, thinking that that was going to
Speaker 3: be you were just gonna be on your on your
Speaker 3: own this week. So I had been asked, uh, and
Speaker 3: something that we've been doing, and I was, and I'm
Speaker 3: excited about this. I've been doing Bible studies with our
Speaker 3: high school football team and even with just the males
Speaker 3: in the in the classes the last school year. Well,
Speaker 3: you know, I was going to start that back in
Speaker 3: the fall, and I started getting some of the football
Speaker 3: players over the summer, which I think is fantastic saying hey,
Speaker 3: mister Burgess, we want to go ahead, and we'd rather
Speaker 3: we want to do some over the summer too. Okay,
Speaker 3: so we and we kind of picked that picked out
Speaker 3: on being Thursday nines.
Speaker 4: So that's great.
Speaker 3: And it's not a lot of them doing that right
Speaker 3: now because of everybody's schedule, but it's it's if any
Speaker 3: young males want to get in the word of God,
Speaker 3: let's let's rote more now, more than ever. So anyway,
Speaker 3: well you know, and this this strives you crazy speedy
Speaker 3: about me, is that that calendars are no good to
Speaker 3: you if you don't look at them.
Speaker 4: No. I mean, you have the greatest calendar in the world,
Speaker 4: and if you don't look.
Speaker 3: At it, it's it's it's no good. No, just go
Speaker 3: back in time. I was approached when I was speaking
Speaker 3: at a church back in June by somebody who told
Speaker 3: me about this great organization called Turning point. And this
Speaker 3: is kind of a halfway house rehab for men who
Speaker 3: have through drug abuse, alcohol abuse, have have kind of
Speaker 3: hit rock bottom, and this is to work them back
Speaker 3: into rehabilitation. And it's Christian base, meaning you know, it's
Speaker 3: really a one step program, and that's submitting to the
Speaker 3: lordship of Jesus Christ. And I love to get opportunities
Speaker 3: to go and speak to these kind of organizations because
Speaker 3: you talk about a captive audience. Nobody has to tell
Speaker 3: these men that they need something, don't. You don't have
Speaker 3: to convince them. They got problems, they know they did.
Speaker 3: So me trying to be efficient with the calendar, I said,
Speaker 3: I tell you what, there's one week I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: by myself for about four days. I know I'm pretty free, willing,
Speaker 3: I can do what I want to. Let's do it
Speaker 3: on Thursday, the fourteenth of July. Because I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: on my own. I do what I want to do
Speaker 3: that day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So now keep in mind as the world as we
Speaker 3: begin to collide, I've told the football team, let's do
Speaker 3: a Bible study at the house because Big Love's home
Speaker 3: and that's his guys. And then I look at my calendar,
Speaker 3: and I say, what is this some of my calendar
Speaker 3: in the fourteenth Oh my goodness, turning point. And then
Speaker 3: I realized, okay, I'm double booked, which is classic Burgess.
Speaker 4: I've gotten better about that, so it hurt me to
Speaker 4: go back. I don't think you're explaining that well enough
Speaker 4: your panic in your voice. Yeah, when you screamed, speedy,
Speaker 4: what's today's date?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, Bud, it's the fourteenth, seriously.
Speaker 4: And then and then that's when it hit oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you think, all right, somebody's got to go,
Speaker 3: and it would end up being the football team, and
Speaker 3: that's where you'd have to go because these other people
Speaker 3: that are depending on men, and there's this you know,
Speaker 3: bizarre you. I know that it's a biblical principle that
Speaker 3: has been completely lost, especially with Hillary Clinton, and that
Speaker 3: is let you yes, b yes, let you know be
Speaker 3: no if you say, tell us why you're gonna do something,
Speaker 3: to do it right. And and so so, just as
Speaker 3: I'm about to and you know, I like to live
Speaker 3: on the edge a little bit, I checked with the
Speaker 3: guys and I realized I'm doing I can go speak
Speaker 3: to these men at five point forty five and the
Speaker 3: football team. He's not coming over to seven thirty. And
Speaker 3: I said, okay, all right, it's tight. Well to make
Speaker 3: the situation, so keep them out. I got no time
Speaker 3: to waste when once I start this schedule, phone rings.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's scary. Oh boy, oh boy, Hey Gary, what's
Speaker 4: going on? Hi? We ever gonna look at that lamb
Speaker 4: back there?
Speaker 9: Now? No?
Speaker 4: He never gives details. Now want back there? Can you
Speaker 4: be more specific?
Speaker 9: Gear?
Speaker 3: You know I have forty acres, you know, just come
Speaker 3: available there behind over to WUS. I said, you're talking
Speaker 3: about down at the farm. Yeah, you're gonna look at it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guy, I say, you need you look
Speaker 3: at it? Somebody he's not going you want to come
Speaker 3: and look at And I said, Gary, I don't. And
Speaker 3: then it hitted me. I said, wait a minute. Where
Speaker 3: I'm going to speak to these men is right by
Speaker 3: the farm. So I'll just leave early. I'll do that first,
Speaker 3: go speak to those men, and then get back big
Speaker 3: gloves get bringing his guys in. We'll do that, go
Speaker 3: to bed.
Speaker 4: We're done. There's there's the day.
Speaker 3: Well, one thing that can't happen, and that's scenario is
Speaker 3: to get lost in the woods. No, no, Okay. That
Speaker 3: that's that there's no room for lost in the woods. Okay,
Speaker 3: So there's this thing where Gary he thinks I'm a
Speaker 3: city sliquor. So you can't tell Gary anything once. Once
Speaker 3: I go thirty minutes from Birmingham into Gary's world where
Speaker 3: he's king, then I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4: Right all right?
Speaker 11: I mean you know, y'all, go player. You don't know
Speaker 11: what Hey? You think I don't know eas woods?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: You know, I mean you know I've been the woods
Speaker 3: and I was a boy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And I said, Gary, do you know this track?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know, I said, uh. I said, well, there's a
Speaker 4: there's a lake right here.
Speaker 3: I'd like to walk it to the lake. I like
Speaker 3: to see because I think it ends at that lake.
Speaker 3: I want to know how close are Oh?
Speaker 11: Hy, all you do is just take your hair and
Speaker 11: I mark on my phone. Okay, what that is somebody's phone?
Speaker 8: Okay, market on his phone?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So so we're standing there. Good, Hey, hey talk Gary? Hey, Hi,
Speaker 3: it's way well right? Hey, waits you move that way?
Speaker 3: I said, Gary, I think you got your phone upside down? Hey,
Speaker 3: you think I don't know about talking these woods? I said,
Speaker 3: you're I think you're looking at it upside down.
Speaker 4: So the map, the Google map or whatever is upside down.
Speaker 3: I don't I think that you gotta tell your phone
Speaker 3: go the other way. We're the opposite of where you
Speaker 3: think we are. And it gets mad at I tell
Speaker 3: you what, Hey, you're gonna come down here? Hey, you
Speaker 3: know I mean you can't have nothing. I mean I
Speaker 3: can't even have this phone without you're thinking.
Speaker 4: You know more about it?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm not saying no more about the phone or
Speaker 3: I know about these woods, but I'm telling you phones
Speaker 3: upside down?
Speaker 11: He said, not las right here, just go. I said, yeah,
Speaker 11: I think we need to go the other way. No, no, now,
Speaker 11: just follow me and God keep up.
Speaker 4: So we walked, we walked.
Speaker 8: We way real hot out there. We were real hot.
Speaker 8: We walk we walked, we walked, sweating.
Speaker 4: Now yeah, no, no, no, no, you.
Speaker 8: Gotta have a shower now before you go.
Speaker 4: Guess what. Guess what? My phone then does severe thunderstorm.
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 4: I said, Hey, Gary?
Speaker 11: He said, how Hey, Hey, we don't need to be
Speaker 11: a call in this storm.
Speaker 8: We need to have back tremendous light.
Speaker 3: Hey, we've hey, I've seen the lady Land, I like it.
Speaker 3: There's a sault took over and they're so wide over
Speaker 3: right here, that's right, here's a water oak. Okay, hey,
Speaker 3: he's stamboering here. Bought this now, Hey, I like you.
Speaker 4: Hey, I like you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you know you're not gonna have to buy it,
Speaker 3: so I guess you can like it. But hey, hey
Speaker 3: we can do something with well, but yeah, but I
Speaker 3: have to buy it, you know what I mean. So, hey,
Speaker 3: we need Hey, we need to head back to the house. Okay,
Speaker 3: I said, Gary, I'm telling you this is not towards
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 11: Yeah it is. That's right, here's old Thomas house. We
Speaker 11: start walking. We walked, we walk, we walked. Hey, say,
Speaker 11: right there there's Thomas. I tell you what you think?
Speaker 11: You know what you do?
Speaker 3: And like, I don't know these woods, I said, Hey, Gary,
Speaker 3: Tommy's house didn't have a giant lake.
Speaker 2: Bite.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I said, you said, a big body of
Speaker 3: water right there? Now, I said, I sat a little
Speaker 3: pond of and the time is mama. No, no, Gary,
Speaker 3: Tommy's Mama's pond is about as big as the broadcast
Speaker 3: pleasant teleport. That's a lake, which meant we had gone
Speaker 3: completely opposite of the way we needed to go. Oh no,
Speaker 3: because we had canceled go to the lake. Let's get
Speaker 3: back to the house. Correct, but we're still going to
Speaker 3: the cause he turned around. We were never headed to
Speaker 3: the lake, but now we are.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 8: Okay, you're about to cancel turning point.
Speaker 4: That's right. He goes, speaking of a turning point to
Speaker 4: turn around.
Speaker 11: He said, Hey, I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 4: I said, I got an idea how it happened. Your
Speaker 4: phone's upside down? You know what I mean?
Speaker 11: I tell you what.
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 11: He said, he's stupid phones. I said, no, it's not
Speaker 11: stupid phone. Gary, you had the phone. We walked in
Speaker 11: the wrong direction.
Speaker 9: Give me.
Speaker 8: I can't have nothing.
Speaker 11: I tell you what.
Speaker 4: You can't even have a phone. You can't have nothing
Speaker 4: or at the pace of crap. And I'm like, Gary,
Speaker 4: do you know how to get back?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 4: Wow? I meant corn this thing right there?
Speaker 3: I mean, I said, Gary, that that looks that looks
Speaker 3: like a pretty good clip.
Speaker 4: We've gone.
Speaker 1: I tell you what we covers from grounds. Yes we
Speaker 1: have Rick. I know you said you never will run.
Speaker 1: You don't like to jog, you don't. I need to
Speaker 1: know where you jogging. You know, I always said I'd
Speaker 1: never do one of those mud runs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you had to do one across country uphills
Speaker 3: over log.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now I changed my mind about that, ricking bubba. Now
Speaker 3: I need to go down and meet with Gary at
Speaker 3: the farm to talk. And Gary's already trying to get
Speaker 3: everything nice for this upcoming weekend as we celebrate the
Speaker 3: resurrection and spend time together on Easter and and all this,
Speaker 3: and so we're trying to think.
Speaker 11: He said, hey, we got to watch this. It's Coving nineteen.
Speaker 11: I mean, I've been down there till late and even
Speaker 11: Gwynn and I separated because she works at that pharmacy.
Speaker 3: I asked him, I said, are you ever going back
Speaker 3: to live with Gwen in the same house? Wow, I
Speaker 3: mean not long, not till I know, and.
Speaker 4: So so so anyway, not till I know.
Speaker 3: And so so he uh so I get there and
Speaker 3: he's al he's he's you know, cutting grass and all that.
Speaker 3: So we have plenty of distance, okay, and he just
Speaker 3: gives me a you know, waves at me like that,
Speaker 3: and he hollers, you know, from from the lawnmower.
Speaker 11: Okay, Hey, hey, what you going in man working on
Speaker 11: the barn. Tessis it? That's where you can hate? How's wore?
Speaker 11: You can't ship feet in?
Speaker 3: And I was like, Gary, we we can. We can
Speaker 3: work out the six feet thing. Don't don't worry about that.
Speaker 3: So now picture me inside the barn, okay, and I'm
Speaker 3: sweeping and I'm moving stuff, and I'm cleaning, and i'm
Speaker 3: i'm I'm wiping down the little sinking there, and of
Speaker 3: course you got to go in there and take care
Speaker 3: of the bathroom. And so I hear I hear coming up,
Speaker 3: you know, by outside. I can hear like weed eaters
Speaker 3: and stuff getting closer. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: through through the wood paneling in the garage.
Speaker 11: Oh, I'm done out here? What are you doing in it?
Speaker 11: In the barn?
Speaker 4: And I said like, well, Gary, why don't you why
Speaker 4: don't you come on in?
Speaker 11: And hey, it's more than six feet after to the
Speaker 11: girl and I said, yeah, I hear at the goro
Speaker 11: and I said, gare, I think I think you're a
Speaker 11: lawnmower to knock down one of my things.
Speaker 3: To open to open up you to knock down one
Speaker 3: of my things to open up the barn door? You
Speaker 3: know how you have to open up and then you
Speaker 3: want to talking behind the.
Speaker 11: Hey, you done it there in the barn. As far
Speaker 11: as you're out there at the garage, got your a TV.
Speaker 11: You're gonna be the demmoter today.
Speaker 4: And I said, well, Gary, I said, you're gonna have
Speaker 4: to meet me.
Speaker 11: Way where we're gonna meet where we go?
Speaker 4: And I'm trying.
Speaker 3: I can't hear what he's saying. And I'm like, Gary,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about like that? And I said,
Speaker 3: you moved to where the law the walls, not his
Speaker 3: thick move move out.
Speaker 4: You think of rick, that's what as food workers here?
Speaker 4: What I noticed, mother, this is gonna slay you.
Speaker 3: I had to get him away from insallation as long
Speaker 3: as there was insulation because you know, we'd weather rised
Speaker 3: part of the barn.
Speaker 4: I couldn't. I couldn't hear what he was saying.
Speaker 3: And uh and so uh so anyway, so I said, Gary,
Speaker 3: I'm almost done. Hey, can you just kind of start
Speaker 3: what I'm trying to get out there? And the wrong
Speaker 3: you know like that? I said, what did you say?
Speaker 3: You're in pain? I said, are you saying rain? Say
Speaker 3: pretipit precipitate.
Speaker 4: Like that? And I said, okay, so because it.
Speaker 3: Was about to rain, and so then you almost have
Speaker 3: to do the thing where you're liking two different vehicles,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, And you're trying to head
Speaker 3: up to talk about gates and so so then we
Speaker 3: get up there and it's.
Speaker 11: Hey, hold up right there, I think that's about feet And.
Speaker 3: I said, I said, Gary, you got me at forty feet, Gary,
Speaker 3: I'm forty feet.
Speaker 4: Can't We can't shout each other, Gary, Gary, we're having
Speaker 4: to shout.
Speaker 11: Well, I mean, I mean it's fix.
Speaker 4: And I said, well, yeah, but we're shouting. Gary, We're
Speaker 4: having to holler at each other.
Speaker 11: And is this what he wants the first date? You
Speaker 11: want to fancy?
Speaker 4: And I said, what did you say, Gary?
Speaker 3: Because now he's got the mask on, you know that
Speaker 3: to deal with. So this is now it's become shouting.
Speaker 3: So let me tell you what it is now. I'm like, Gary,
Speaker 3: raised your right hand if you said fenc or gate? Yeah,
Speaker 3: And then then he puts his hands up and and
Speaker 3: I said, I guess we need right here.
Speaker 4: You're right, this is too big for a gate. We'll
Speaker 4: do a fence right here.
Speaker 3: And I said, did you say what, Bob war I
Speaker 3: almost say no to Bob War and I said, no, no,
Speaker 3: we don't want Bob War the mask off.
Speaker 4: And let's just let's just do the let's just do
Speaker 4: the whole wooden fence like you have here.
Speaker 11: I think that.
Speaker 3: And I said, okay, well let's yeah, that's that's it.
Speaker 3: So I have to go through this, this whole routine.
Speaker 3: And uh, and then then he got angry because I
Speaker 3: showed him where people had snuck in and then and
Speaker 3: then and then he looks over at the bar bar
Speaker 3: fence that he's tried to put some sort of something,
Speaker 3: you know, that the city tries to keep him coming
Speaker 3: in there too.
Speaker 11: I'll tell you what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like you got kind of where he couldn't breathe.
Speaker 3: What did you say, Gary, You like he sucked in
Speaker 3: at the wrong time coming on, you know, And so
Speaker 3: it's it's just not even the same. So so Gary
Speaker 3: and I had to do that. And now keep in mind,
Speaker 3: there's three different places we got to go to talk
Speaker 3: gates and to talk fences, and to get signage in
Speaker 3: an area that's probably I guess we're there. We're trying
Speaker 3: to deal with. It's a little less than three hundred
Speaker 3: acres worth of stuff. But that's still this is the
Speaker 3: way of communicating. You don't realize something like this is
Speaker 3: not that big a deal if it's like a quick
Speaker 3: short conversation, but if you're trying to game plan and
Speaker 3: really talk something out.
Speaker 9: It is.
Speaker 4: It is the most bizarre. He just wouldn't take it off.
Speaker 3: But the one to kill you is when he was
Speaker 3: just a voice on the other side of the wall
Speaker 3: in the barn. That's the part that was so fantastic. See,
Speaker 3: I think this has got Gary little spood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well Ricky won't see his wife.
Speaker 11: Hey, let me tell you when she's too exposed. And
Speaker 11: I was like, well, Gary, you can't. One day, you'll
Speaker 11: have to go back in the house for you. Why
Speaker 11: who says that?
Speaker 4: Well most people, you know. Yeah, So so.
Speaker 12: I don't know rick I was talking to him the
Speaker 12: other day and he said, you know, he's at the
Speaker 12: lake house.
Speaker 8: And Wins at the other house like Mitchell.
Speaker 12: She came by and stayed tonight, and he said they
Speaker 12: hardly talked to each other and she ended up just
Speaker 12: going on to work next day. And so when this
Speaker 12: thing's over, I'll just see you again. Because he won't
Speaker 12: he won't get around her. He's scared to death of them.
Speaker 11: Hey, let me tell you why, Hamley, he supposed to.
Speaker 11: Ain't no need to take it under chancious And you
Speaker 11: know my life and for what I do down here
Speaker 11: in Jamison, you know, I mean I pretty much keep
Speaker 11: away from folks. And hey, Grig, hold up this second.
Speaker 4: I see I'm I'm at twenty feet.
Speaker 11: Can you hear me this? Backup this? You can't want
Speaker 11: to fence right here?
Speaker 14: You thinking gate Rick, Maybe y'all could pull the vehicle
Speaker 14: side by side, just talk on the.
Speaker 3: Cell phone, and you know what, that probably would have
Speaker 3: made isolation, that would have that would have made that
Speaker 3: would have been more sinsecept he never has a good
Speaker 3: sales service, of course not.
Speaker 11: I mean, you can't even have nothing. You can't, he can't,
Speaker 11: you can't eat.
Speaker 1: And so he is he nervous about getting the place
Speaker 1: nice for this weekend, knowing sure he's gonna come evaluate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a little nervous. I messed with him.
Speaker 3: I said, hey, won't you can come stand up on
Speaker 3: the hill and watch us. We can come over for Easter.
Speaker 11: N I'm just gonna stay down at Lake Neutral.
Speaker 3: But I said, okay, Well, so I don't know what
Speaker 3: his plan is this with with this, with we see
Speaker 3: Gwynn on Sunday, I don't know. So so that was
Speaker 3: that was my experience of the simplest things now are
Speaker 3: are are complicated, gret When you're experiencing anybody need, it's
Speaker 3: not and something.
Speaker 14: You can't get nothing done.
Speaker 11: I mean you can't, Bubba, you can't even have nothing, man,
Speaker 11: you can't even you can't even have it live. You
Speaker 11: can't even talk about gates and fenches and and stuff
Speaker 11: like that and go down to you know, the shitty dinners,
Speaker 11: you know.
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