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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from last

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Speaker 1: comic Standing in Paradise Eliza's Lessenger April twenty fourth through

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Speaker 1: the twenty sixth. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

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Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand another on the twenty five Hello. Hi is

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Speaker 1: Mark there? Yeah, hey Mark, This is Casey right back.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from jewelers. How are you? Oh? Yeah good,

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Speaker 1: I'm all right. How are you? Listen? You dropped off

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Speaker 1: a diamond here the other day and wanted us to

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Speaker 1: set it in a planet band for when do you

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Speaker 1: need this ring by? I'm proposing to my girlfriend tomorrow night?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, um, we sort of lost that diamond?

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Speaker 1: What we kind of lost your diamond? How do you how?

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Speaker 1: How how do you lose a diamond? Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of small and yeah, yeah, so I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: it got dropped on the floor and the cleaning crew

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Speaker 1: vacuumed it up or something, because things like that have

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Speaker 1: happened before. It happened before, Yeah, it has, especially with

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Speaker 1: these smaller, less valuable diamonds. It happens, you know. Oh

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait you kidding me? Have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard the saying out of crisis comes opportunity. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think I've got what what what do you do? You are?

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Speaker 1: What opportunity do you see? Here? You are in luck

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Speaker 1: because right now, for a one time for you have

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Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollars, I'm willing to upgrade you to

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Speaker 1: a one carrot diamond with better cut and clarity than

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Speaker 1: when you lost my diamond. And now you're trying to

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Speaker 1: upsetell me with some I'm not going to buy that, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I get it, right, Hey, I get it. You don't

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Speaker 1: make a lot of money, do you. That's your revan. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: how about this. I've got a beautiful red ruby for

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Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars. Yeah, I want to get that. That's

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Speaker 1: real great. Yeah, so you want that? You want me

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Speaker 1: to go with the ruby? Then no, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to go with the ruby. I was seeing to start casting.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm sorry. Well it is really a great gemstone.

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Speaker 1: I mean, dude, I am you're freaking out here because

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Speaker 1: you I am supposed to propose to my girlfriend in

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Speaker 1: less than twenty four hours, and you lost my diamond

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Speaker 1: ring and you don't seem like you give about it,

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Speaker 1: and my bad. I completely forgot to congratulate you on

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Speaker 1: the well for proposing. That's a big deal. Congratulations. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I should have started off that way. But what

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Speaker 1: am I going to do? Well? I like I told you,

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Speaker 1: I give her the ruby. That's my advice. You lost

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Speaker 1: my diamond ring. You need to find that thing and

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Speaker 1: you need to give me a free upgrade. So you

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Speaker 1: just want me to give you a free diamond then?

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Speaker 1: Is yeah, because you lost mine? Sir, I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, these diamonds are very expensive. Is it some

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Speaker 1: kind of sales thing that you do, like some kind

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Speaker 1: of scam, because it's both No, sir, Hey, if you're

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Speaker 1: not interested in the ruby, which I think you're making

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Speaker 1: a mistake there, I'm just being honest. I think I

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Speaker 1: think you're You know that, dude. I can tell I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to be able to get you into anything

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Speaker 1: better than the diamond that you brought in. You're just

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Speaker 1: not interested. You're not You're not. I'm done with this conversation.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming down there and perfect perfect. Hey, come on in.

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Speaker 1: I also want you to check out this beautiful Mother's

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Speaker 1: Day pendant that we just got in. You're gonna like

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Speaker 1: I'll cut you a really trying to sell me. I

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Speaker 1: want my diamond. I'm coming down there and I want it. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm going on break here in the next hour, so

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Speaker 1: I won't be around when you get here. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: coming down there and I want to talk to you

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Speaker 1: and I want my diamond. If I'm not here when

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Speaker 1: you get in, just tell him that Jewel sent you, okay,

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Speaker 1: and they'll take care of you. What's your name? Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Moving ninety two point five? Wait? What this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from brook and Jewil in the morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend for Nanda set you up? Actually, oh well wait,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, how does she know about any She

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Speaker 1: says she found a jewelry receipt in your pocket and

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Speaker 1: knows that you're planning to propose to hers. Had its

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Speaker 1: whole figures, Roy, Hey, I should let you know that

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Speaker 1: she is planning on saying yes though when you actually

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Speaker 1: do decide to do it. I'm glad it's not a

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Speaker 1: surprise anymore. I'm glad I could ruin it on both

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Speaker 1: ends for you. Guys. Yeah, thank you, thank you. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubal Funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Hounty two point five and Imagine in the Summer,

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Speaker 1: So My Heart Bad Sound We Fell Love As the

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Speaker 1: leaves turn brown