WEBVTT - Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve camera.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to Stuff you should know

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<v Speaker 1>from House Stuff Works dot com? Yeah, wait your house

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good y Hey, and welcome to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Josh. That's Chuck. This is Stuffy should know.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you smell? Chuck? Was that at the other

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<v Speaker 1>room this morning? So? How how are you holding up? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>This is we got a good three and a half

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<v Speaker 1>beat between us. Fine, um, you heard this is a

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<v Speaker 1>non usual opening for this podcast. You didn't hear, but

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you did. Okay, Okay, So that's the that's

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<v Speaker 1>the last few seconds. I guess of the Fly, the

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<v Speaker 1>original nineteen fifty eight version starring Vincent Price, and that

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<v Speaker 1>is the the inventor named Seth Brendle, who um brindle fly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who has converted himself into a fly. Well switched heads

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<v Speaker 1>with the fly, right, switched bodies, I guess. And now

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<v Speaker 1>he's a tiny little fly man who's being attacked by

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<v Speaker 1>a spider on the spider web. You know, I just

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<v Speaker 1>saw the Cromeberg version a couple of months ago. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I told you that. Yeah, it holds up the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. Yeah, it's that I don't understand why um oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what is his name, the main guy, gold bloom. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand why Jeff Goldbloom um decided to add I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's a kind of like sexy arrogance to his

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<v Speaker 1>character because it came off weird. That's just the gold

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<v Speaker 1>he can do, I guess. So, man, the he brings

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<v Speaker 1>that to everything he does. He's tripping with it. So chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>we uh. We played that part of the fly not

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<v Speaker 1>so much because we could, although that was a large

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<v Speaker 1>part of it, but because we can explain what is

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<v Speaker 1>on that little fly body. Now, that's right. We've read

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<v Speaker 1>how flies work, and specifically how house flies work by

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<v Speaker 1>stuff to blow your mind. Robert Lamb's been popping up

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<v Speaker 1>a lot lately, hasn't he? Who Robert's work? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good stuff, And he just kind of pops into the

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<v Speaker 1>cubicles and says, hey, how's it going a lot lately? Yeah? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The housefly josh, um, if you're if you live in

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<v Speaker 1>a house and you're flies flying around, you got about

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<v Speaker 1>a nine chance that that is an actual Musca domestica. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the that's the houseflies name. That's right. There's not

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<v Speaker 1>some other more exotic name. It is on all um

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<v Speaker 1>initial appearances, one of the more mundane bugs ever. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually pretty interesting if you ask me, and disgusting

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<v Speaker 1>because they carry lots of diseases like typhoid, fever and

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<v Speaker 1>sam and ella and leprosy and cholera. Isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>They carry leprosy and testinal worms. Well, I knew that

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<v Speaker 1>bacteria that can lead to dysentery. I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>they could, Uh, they could carry leprosy, though I didn't either.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I always equate leprosy with nudism because they

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<v Speaker 1>both they both live in colonies. Yeah, I always think

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<v Speaker 1>of leprosy when I think of lepricy. I think of

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<v Speaker 1>the Bible, because growing up in churches where I heard

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<v Speaker 1>about lepro colonies and leprosy and leprity being healed and

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<v Speaker 1>all that. Exactly have you ever seen the fog the

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<v Speaker 1>second one? I guess for the fog too? Was there

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<v Speaker 1>a fog too? I don't know. I mean John Carpenter

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<v Speaker 1>the original fog, I think, right, this is the remake

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<v Speaker 1>where the people attacking were lepers who were turned away

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<v Speaker 1>and now their ghosts have come back for Vengeance. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that was the original as well. It wasn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize there were lepers. I thought they were like

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<v Speaker 1>pirates that have been across or something. Cheez. We need

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<v Speaker 1>to get her act together. And that's such a good movie,

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<v Speaker 1>the first one. Yeah, I'll check it out. I just

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<v Speaker 1>watched the thing last night. Oh that's a great one too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had a fairly voracious Alien versus the Thing

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<v Speaker 1>comments on I saw people get into that. I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>say Alien is bad or but the thing is more disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>a little more twisted. Yeah, alright, this has been a

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<v Speaker 1>long setup. Flies huh so chuck, um, We've we've got

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<v Speaker 1>down that they spread disease, right potentially. Um. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that kind of cropped up while I was

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<v Speaker 1>reading this is it was kind of an expansion of

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<v Speaker 1>everything I'd always knew about flies. Yeah, we all know

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, which I find very reassuring. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like quantum suicide, where it's like everything you

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<v Speaker 1>think you know is just completely unreal and just go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and stop thinking. Now. This is like, yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>understand house flies, and here is some more information about them.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess kind of this is almost like an

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<v Speaker 1>elementary school episode, which I find I find comforting and

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<v Speaker 1>reassuring to let's talk about fly anatomy, house fly anatomy,

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<v Speaker 1>and if I accidentally say fly, if you accidentally say fly,

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<v Speaker 1>we mean house fly specifically, right, that's right, Oh, And

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<v Speaker 1>dispersed throughout the podcast, we'll have fly facts that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like this, So when you hear that, it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a new fly fact. So, Josh, if you're talking a

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<v Speaker 1>housefly body, it's like a lot of insects. It's got

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<v Speaker 1>an exo skeleton made of kitan, and it's got three

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<v Speaker 1>sections to the body. You got the head, you got

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<v Speaker 1>the thorax, you got the abdomen. And as everyone knows,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the this is actually isn't a fly fact,

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<v Speaker 1>so no buzz, but it is effect, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>one of our fly facts. So every jingle, no jingle.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone knows that the fly has all those tiny, little

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<v Speaker 1>bitty eyes, and like you said, it's reassuring to know

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what they are. There two common eyes divided

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<v Speaker 1>up into three to six thousand simple eze yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a bunch of little video monitors because they

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<v Speaker 1>can't focus on one little thing in particular. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a mosaic, right, but I also got the impression that

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a mosaic. But each little eye is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of its own. It's representative of the physical grid. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes a grid of its physical environment. Right. So I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if the flies like, oh, there's a movement in sector,

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<v Speaker 1>what I wonder and like, I go focus on that

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<v Speaker 1>one simple eye to see that, you know a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of poo on the ground that I need to go,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, wattle through, or there's a human um who's

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<v Speaker 1>coming towards me or something. And of course by sector

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<v Speaker 1>ninety G, I meant sector three thousand to six thousand G. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So those are the eyes, and they are also a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of little um I think three ocel eyes or

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in Itali in Italy, and they are between

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<v Speaker 1>the two compound eyes. And that's sort of like a

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<v Speaker 1>compass that keep the fly oriented and ideally flying towards

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<v Speaker 1>the sun. Okay, So I think that this should be

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<v Speaker 1>the first fly fact. All right, let's do it, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>uh chuck. The reason house flies are commonly found kind

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<v Speaker 1>of flittering against a window because they're stupid, No, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a fly myth. The fly fact is that they're oh

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<v Speaker 1>ocelli or ocelli. The to simplize the act as a

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<v Speaker 1>compass orient themselves upward by finding the sunlight. They're all

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<v Speaker 1>constantly searching for sunlight, which is why they always go

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<v Speaker 1>to a window or a bugs ever. That was fly

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<v Speaker 1>back number one, all right, I like it on the head, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>which is where a lot of the action takes place

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<v Speaker 1>with a fly. Um. They get their sense of smell

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<v Speaker 1>from their antennae right there. For tasting and eating. They

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<v Speaker 1>have a probiscus, which is a little plunger like thing

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<v Speaker 1>that sticks out from the bottom of its mouth and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, the bottom of the head um. They have

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<v Speaker 1>little feelers, two of these, and their max maxillary palps.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, and then they are the tasters. And at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the probiscus you have the labellum, which

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<v Speaker 1>is um. Is that the mouth, the little spongey part. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's like a sponge mouth like it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>an open mouth that you think of. It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>sponge on the end of the pro proboscis where you

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<v Speaker 1>just suck. That's a probiscus didn't they it's close proboscus.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about that. No, it goes either way, and that

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<v Speaker 1>always makes me think of adaptation. Chris Cooper's character talks

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<v Speaker 1>about the probiscus of the orchid. Oh yeah, Jerry's and

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<v Speaker 1>they're just saying, yes, it's really weird. Apparently she's um

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<v Speaker 1>guest starring in this episode. She's paying attention for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time in weeks. So, um, chuck, there's a huge,

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<v Speaker 1>huge little thing that you You pointed out that um uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the labellum. Yes, the spongy mouth doesn't allow solid food

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<v Speaker 1>in and we're gonna get to that in a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>but just keep that in mind. That's fly foreshadowing, not

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<v Speaker 1>a fly fact. But we've come to what I think

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<v Speaker 1>is fly fact number two. Don't you are you going

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<v Speaker 1>with the biting? Yeah, the biting, Okay, fly fact number two.

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<v Speaker 1>Houseflies do not bite. If you get bitten by a fly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not a houseflowd on housewives. Might be a

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<v Speaker 1>horse fly, and you know those in the summertime when

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the pool, the land on your head and

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<v Speaker 1>bite the tar out of you. Or it might have

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<v Speaker 1>been your little sibling, brothers, sister. That's true and what

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<v Speaker 1>other list another one stable flies, which are yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>horseflies there there. They kind of take care of all

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<v Speaker 1>the horses at once, where a horse flies just like

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<v Speaker 1>I just want this one horse. That's my take on it,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So that's fly fact too, So chuck, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>we are onto wings now, which isn't necessarily a fly

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<v Speaker 1>fact because it's so essential. Right back in ancient times,

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<v Speaker 1>which was up to sixty million years ago, as I understand, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how long houseflies have been around. Um, they had

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<v Speaker 1>two sets, two full sets of wings, and nowadays in

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<v Speaker 1>our modern times, it looks like flies have houseflies have

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<v Speaker 1>one set. That's not necessarily true. Yeah, if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>little jerky kid, a little myoclonic jerk, and you pull

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<v Speaker 1>the wings off of a fly, you probably think you're

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<v Speaker 1>just pulling off too. Yeah, and you may be, because

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<v Speaker 1>those are the large ones. But there's little tiny guys

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<v Speaker 1>under there, and they're called halters, right, and the halters

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<v Speaker 1>where actually if you if you pull the halter off,

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<v Speaker 1>these little tiny wings um that are underneath or above

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're underneath. They're underneath the big wings um.

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<v Speaker 1>They allow they basically allow the fly to move quickly

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<v Speaker 1>in the air right to um to maintain balance a

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<v Speaker 1>direct direction hover, yes, um. And so if you remove

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<v Speaker 1>one of these, it can only go in circles. If

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<v Speaker 1>you remove both of the halters to fly, can't get

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<v Speaker 1>is an airborne at all? Yeah, with those two big wings,

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<v Speaker 1>it still can't fly without his little halters. Ye, it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good, but not a fly fact. No, very interesting nonetheless,

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<v Speaker 1>But the the big wings, the large wings that you

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<v Speaker 1>see when you look at a fly, are the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that do the real heavy lifting, right. Yeah, We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred to three hundred flaps per second, and they

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<v Speaker 1>can go about four and a half miles an hour,

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<v Speaker 1>which I would have assumed they could go faster than

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<v Speaker 1>I can run four and a half miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's and I've seen flies zipping by me when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm running. So chuck first, I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>said the all of the moving parts, the wings, the legs,

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<v Speaker 1>all this stuff, um, are located in the thorax, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you get the two sets of wings up top,

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<v Speaker 1>and then below that you have the different legs. And

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<v Speaker 1>the legs are well, they're they're standard legs. They're segmented

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<v Speaker 1>and joined. But the most interesting part for me about

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<v Speaker 1>the fly legs the house fly legs are the tarsi, right, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>which are little tiny hairs on the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>legs that act as pretty much the same thing as

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<v Speaker 1>taste buds do for us. So that's why a fly um,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why it'll land on food. It's not just landing,

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<v Speaker 1>it's tasting to say do I want some of this?

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<v Speaker 1>And most of the time the answers yes yes. And

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to the gruesome truth of that in a

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<v Speaker 1>moment as well. Right, My favorite part of the legs

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<v Speaker 1>is the pole vili. They are a little moist suction

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<v Speaker 1>pads and they are the little grippers. So that's why

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<v Speaker 1>when you see a fly, uh, jump on a wall,

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<v Speaker 1>fly into a wall, and just all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 1>they're like Spider Man right walking up the wall, little grippers.

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<v Speaker 1>Or that's how Jeff Goldblum did it, with some swad

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<v Speaker 1>of viv as well thrown in there. Uh. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the abdomen they have the key organs which are the

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<v Speaker 1>reproductive organs, and the female the oviposter, and the male

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<v Speaker 1>has the ideas and I actually look at that one

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<v Speaker 1>up nice and that's not how it would have pronounced it.

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<v Speaker 1>But these little uh, little things retract when they're not

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<v Speaker 1>in use, on both the male and the female, so

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<v Speaker 1>they'll stay protected there. That's very aerodynamic. It would be

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<v Speaker 1>very unerodynamic to have the adegus just kind of laughing

0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.559
<v Speaker 1>in the wind flies a thing around the house. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like putting the landing gear down a little too soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Write exactly, um, so chuck you you we already foreshadowed

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on with them. The mouth, the sponge mouth,

0:13:55.720 --> 0:14:01.280
<v Speaker 1>the labellum. Yes, um, that it can only up liquids. Well,

0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.800
<v Speaker 1>not everything a fly eats is liquid, right, No, not

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<v Speaker 1>if they want to jump on that steak or that

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<v Speaker 1>dog crap or dry blood yea. Um. When a fly

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<v Speaker 1>encounters something, well, first of all, part when when the

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<v Speaker 1>it accepts food into the bellum, it basically sucks it

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<v Speaker 1>straight into the stomach. If it's liquid, it's good to go.

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<v Speaker 1>So when it lands on the food and it finds

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<v Speaker 1>that it can't um, it can't just suck it up, um,

0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:31.320
<v Speaker 1>it basically tries to crumble it with the end of

0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:35.040
<v Speaker 1>its proboscus. Right at that point, it's got tiny little

0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.040
<v Speaker 1>it's it's smaller, it's more manageable, and then it pukes

0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:42.880
<v Speaker 1>on it. Yea, that's step two. Everything you've ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>about flies vomiting on you um or your food or

0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.480
<v Speaker 1>whatever when they land is absolutely true. Yeah. I thought

0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.200
<v Speaker 1>I might have thought that was an old wives talle

0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.640
<v Speaker 1>in this article. No, it is true. Um. What the

0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.960
<v Speaker 1>fly does is basically spit up saliva and digestive juice

0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.680
<v Speaker 1>is onto the little crumbs that it's made using its proboscus, right, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sits there for a couple of seconds thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it it tries to slurp it up. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And Robert makes a really good point in the article

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<v Speaker 1>this sounds extremely disgusting to us, right, sure, but the

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<v Speaker 1>fly isn't doing anything we don't do. When we take

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<v Speaker 1>food into our mouth, we chew it, we masticate it. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Saliva is attacking it, starting to break it down, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it goes through our esophagus into our stomachs and

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<v Speaker 1>it becomes digested by juices. The flyes just doing the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing, but on the outside of its body because

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have teeth, and we have the decency to

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<v Speaker 1>keep it all internal. Right, We don't go into restaurants

0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.680
<v Speaker 1>and puke up onto our plate. That just would that

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<v Speaker 1>would be untoward. So if there if the um, if

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<v Speaker 1>this food is kind of in an in between state, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's been spent on, vomited on left and it's

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<v Speaker 1>still not quite right, it gets moved to the crop. Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I see the what should we call this fly fact? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Fly fact? Was this three? Yeah, there's a crop, like

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<v Speaker 1>you said, and instead of just um saying, oh, well

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<v Speaker 1>this this little bit of crumb isn't quite liquid enough,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just go fly to another one, the fly

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty efficient, so they say, actually, let me save

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<v Speaker 1>this for later, stick it down another hole into the crop,

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<v Speaker 1>and in the crop it waits, and then they'll pass

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<v Speaker 1>it back and forth, maybe add a little more digestive juices,

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<v Speaker 1>throw up on it a bit more, and they do

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<v Speaker 1>this until it's ready to be you know, until it's

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<v Speaker 1>liquid ready to go down the shoot. It doesn't waste

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<v Speaker 1>its food. That was fly fact three. Right, Yes, there

0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:44.760
<v Speaker 1>is one thing you know we said that the fly

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<v Speaker 1>is not really doing anything differently than we do to

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<v Speaker 1>our food, is just doing it on the outside. That's

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<v Speaker 1>still horrific and disgusting, because um, not only is the

0:16:56.040 --> 0:17:01.360
<v Speaker 1>the fly carrying possibly leprosy to your sandwich. When it

0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:04.719
<v Speaker 1>throws up on it, it's probably throwing up something at

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<v Speaker 1>just eight which, as you pointed out, could be dog poop,

0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:11.919
<v Speaker 1>could be blood. Uh, could be the you know, poop

0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.840
<v Speaker 1>from a leprous dog, something like that. So when you

0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.080
<v Speaker 1>you're at a picnic or something and you see that

0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:21.800
<v Speaker 1>fly on your sandy, it's probably and if you see

0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.960
<v Speaker 1>it moving his little hands around, it's vomiting disease on

0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.919
<v Speaker 1>your food. It's what it's doing, right, exactly, Potentially disease,

0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:32.440
<v Speaker 1>not always no. And plus you don't underestimate the human

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<v Speaker 1>immune system. I mean, we all have white blood cells,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we all, we all can mount a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>decent defense unless we have some sort of immuno deficiency.

0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:41.720
<v Speaker 1>And if we do have that, then they were probably

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<v Speaker 1>in some sort of treatment for it. So for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, I mean, it is gross. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think in in modern times where we got the

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<v Speaker 1>flies under control at least you know here in the West. Yes, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>for now, until the apocalypse comes the Rise of the

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<v Speaker 1>fly right, Um, do you remember of that part in

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<v Speaker 1>Amityville Horror The priest is like he's covered in flies

0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:09.400
<v Speaker 1>and starts sweating and was that Rod Starker Huh yeah,

0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.840
<v Speaker 1>nice good. I would have been so out of there,

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<v Speaker 1>um chuck. Yes, we talked about their sexy bits already.

0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.400
<v Speaker 1>What do they do with them? What's the fly family?

0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Like a fly family? Josh is like many insect families.

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<v Speaker 1>They man will chase down a female and impregnate her

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<v Speaker 1>and it happens really quick. She's ready to lay her eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Toot sweet and uh, they don't stick together after they mate,

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<v Speaker 1>they separate and the and the mother doesn't even guard

0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:42.440
<v Speaker 1>the eggs like a lot of species do. One night

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<v Speaker 1>love affair. Yeah, and she basically dumps the eggs and

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<v Speaker 1>what she deems to be a safe place and she's like,

0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm out of here. It's one night stand followed in

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<v Speaker 1>child abandonment. And how many eggs is it? Later time?

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<v Speaker 1>Did we get that up to nine? Over the life

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<v Speaker 1>cycle of a fly? Okay, in a life cycle, I

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<v Speaker 1>think they said the average lifesman is about three weeks,

0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:02.360
<v Speaker 1>but it could be three months. Yeah. I don't think

0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:05.480
<v Speaker 1>a fly can live physically beyond three months. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the average lifespan and reality because of fly swatters and

0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:12.040
<v Speaker 1>things like that. Um is like twenty one days. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he said. Yeah. So the life cycle um is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot like most insects. It's got the egg and

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<v Speaker 1>then the larva, then the pupa, then the adult. Warm

0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:25.080
<v Speaker 1>summertime is optimal. It takes about seven to ten days

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<v Speaker 1>to go from egg to adult. And they go through

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<v Speaker 1>I think three molten stages. Uh, the little maggot student,

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<v Speaker 1>they see, you know this, you know all this. You

0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:38.080
<v Speaker 1>learn this in school. Didn't it nice to know this? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Very nice? So chuck um with the maggots. The first

0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:43.919
<v Speaker 1>stage of the most interesting stage. We've arrived at a

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<v Speaker 1>story that I have. Oh boy, when I was in college, Um,

0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:54.040
<v Speaker 1>cooked steak through cooked steak and really actually, now they

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, I guess I've probably trimmed some raw

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<v Speaker 1>meat off and put it in the guard bridge can,

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<v Speaker 1>as is normal, a garbage bag in a garbage can,

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen garbage can. Okay, And I get up the

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<v Speaker 1>next so I'm a normal person. I'm not stick away

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<v Speaker 1>exactly exactly. Um. So I get up the next morning

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<v Speaker 1>and I go into the kitchen and I wonder, why

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<v Speaker 1>is the kitchen floor moving like that? Oh man? And

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of followed the floor as it went up

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<v Speaker 1>the garbage can and into it, and I realized that

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<v Speaker 1>my kitchen floor, it's a small kitchen, granted, but my

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen floor was covered in a living layer of maggots

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing, the whole thing. So I'm like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to get rid of these. What how do you

0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:45.119
<v Speaker 1>take care of a maggot infestation? And I tried bleach first,

0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:49.280
<v Speaker 1>did nothing to him, didn't even slow down one of them. Really,

0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I ended up having to walk all over them. Well that, yeah,

0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:57.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the old fashioned way. That's that's what I had

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<v Speaker 1>to do. And for I did not actually have a

0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:03.520
<v Speaker 1>floor infestation after that, so I guess I got them all.

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<v Speaker 1>But they make a horrific little popping sound. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>have have like snow shoes or something at least no,

0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:13.280
<v Speaker 1>probably like hiking boots or something. It was an athen

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<v Speaker 1>Why were they all over the floor? Was it from

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<v Speaker 1>the steak it out of the garbage can overnight? Like

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<v Speaker 1>like that? That's frightening, But that I mean that follows

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<v Speaker 1>with um what we know about the housefly life cycle.

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<v Speaker 1>That Larva's hatch um within a day, right, and and

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget Larva and by Larva's I met larva with

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<v Speaker 1>an E on the end um equals maggots breathe out

0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:38.920
<v Speaker 1>of their butt, right, didn't we learn that somewhere else?

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<v Speaker 1>So they never have to stop eating exactly. So they're

0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:46.800
<v Speaker 1>just like this little fleshy worm like thing with the

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<v Speaker 1>hooked mouth that just does nothing but eat. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because they breathe out of their butts and molt like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, three stages, and then the third molten stage,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it goes uh, it gets a little darker

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<v Speaker 1>and enters the pupa stage and that's the larger protective shell.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it fully develops and outcomes a beautiful butterfly or

0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:12.520
<v Speaker 1>a disgusting house fly like barton the Simpsons. Yeah, and

0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:15.280
<v Speaker 1>how to like what Barton the senses. There's a treehouse

0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:18.520
<v Speaker 1>of Horror where they redid the fly where he's like

0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:22.160
<v Speaker 1>that mindless like the fly with Bart's bodies it's mindless eating. Yeah,

0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:24.600
<v Speaker 1>that was one of the earlier ones. That's a good one. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they get out of their little shell there

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<v Speaker 1>with a temporary swollen bump because they can't chew to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of an egg or the shell, so they

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<v Speaker 1>they literally use this bump on their head to crack

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<v Speaker 1>their way out, and then after they get out, that

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<v Speaker 1>bump deflates and it just becomes part of the head again.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if it's unique to each fly, like they

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<v Speaker 1>can recognize one another from the bump on the head, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, and I didn't There wasn't a name

0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:52.560
<v Speaker 1>for that in here either. No, it's just the swollen

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<v Speaker 1>bump alright. Fly fact number four. Yes, so we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about a fly. It can't live longer than three months,

0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:07.119
<v Speaker 1>that's right, That is if it's existing outside of diapause, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Totally fascinating to me. Yes, So diapause is basically like

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<v Speaker 1>suspended animation or hibernation for the fly. Basically, if there's

0:23:16.160 --> 0:23:21.080
<v Speaker 1>no food around um, and there's no predators either, and

0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:23.919
<v Speaker 1>the flies like I'm gonna see what's going on a

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<v Speaker 1>few months from now, the fly can basically shut down

0:23:27.520 --> 0:23:31.280
<v Speaker 1>it's it's life processes to the state where it can

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<v Speaker 1>just exist without moving. It's like a state between life

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<v Speaker 1>and death for a few months, right, and then wake

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<v Speaker 1>back up and be like it's the future or it's

0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:46.240
<v Speaker 1>winter and I'm dead soon. That's another part, because don't

0:23:46.240 --> 0:23:48.480
<v Speaker 1>they only live during the warmer months or do they

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:51.040
<v Speaker 1>don't live all year around. They they thrive in the

0:23:51.200 --> 0:23:56.280
<v Speaker 1>in the warmer, warm, muggy areas. So Josh, surely these

0:23:56.320 --> 0:24:00.240
<v Speaker 1>things add nothing to the world aside from being discussing

0:24:00.400 --> 0:24:04.679
<v Speaker 1>little creeps. Agreed? Not true? You don't want them in

0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:07.560
<v Speaker 1>your house? Well, remember, Chuck, these are one of the one,

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:10.840
<v Speaker 1>one of like three bugs that you and I agreed

0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:13.920
<v Speaker 1>are are fine to kill. Yeah, what else did we say?

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Mosquitoes and mosquitoes, ticks and this is the only non

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:21.800
<v Speaker 1>blood sucker. Interesting. It's a poop Peter though, and that's

0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:23.399
<v Speaker 1>why I don't want in your house. But they are

0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:26.159
<v Speaker 1>good um, like all flies in the world at large,

0:24:26.600 --> 0:24:30.840
<v Speaker 1>great source of protein. They break things down in in

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<v Speaker 1>into smaller bits for other bacteria and life forms to

0:24:33.400 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 1>feed on. They are an important part of any ecosystem

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:40.640
<v Speaker 1>that they live in. I mean, there's nothing here that's useless, right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's right? Okay. I think they even found a use

0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:45.280
<v Speaker 1>for the old appendix, didn't they they did? Doesn't it

0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:48.639
<v Speaker 1>like um combat cancerous growth? I can't remember, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>so uh, And I think they even use maggots and

0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:59.680
<v Speaker 1>uh freshwater fishing raising commercial fish like to lapia. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>to life, you love them. They use pupa. The pupa

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 1>is high in protein. Okay, so that's what they feed them,

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:09.600
<v Speaker 1>a little freeze dripe pupa m And you know, if

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:12.040
<v Speaker 1>you're if you're a survivalist, or you're in a bad

0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:15.879
<v Speaker 1>situation out in the woods and you need to survive, maggots.

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:18.720
<v Speaker 1>If you get like a rotted uh rotted tree on

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:22.040
<v Speaker 1>the ground, you want to eat those maggots. You'll eat it.

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:24.560
<v Speaker 1>You'll eat it and you'll like it. I would do it.

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:27.199
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not down with that stuff at all, but

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<v Speaker 1>I would do that, of course, to save myself. Full

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<v Speaker 1>circle and Tom Fagy, oh yeah, nice job, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have time for one more fly fact? I?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, I think, yes, we do alright. Fly

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<v Speaker 1>fact number six, No. Five five. Ancient civilizations actually made

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<v Speaker 1>regular sacrifices to the fly gods to keep the swarms

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<v Speaker 1>out of their houses and temples because they thought they

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<v Speaker 1>were harbingers of harbingers of sickness and death, even though

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't know the science behind it. Right. The flies

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<v Speaker 1>are just there's something about them. They are um, They're

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting there, unwholesome. That's the word I'm looking for. They

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<v Speaker 1>are inherently unwholesome. Yeah. So if you want to keep

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<v Speaker 1>flies out of your temple, right, you have several options

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:23.520
<v Speaker 1>available to you. Right, keep a clean house, that's number one.

0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:26.920
<v Speaker 1>That's the smartest thing to do. Don't don't don't leave

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<v Speaker 1>like your carton of milk open and just sitting on

0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>the counter when you're doing it, all right, Or the

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<v Speaker 1>steak in the trash. Yeah, Emily makes me throw away food. Uh, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I put it in a bag and take it out

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<v Speaker 1>to the garbage. So what we do too, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you do with adults in college, I think so. Yeah,

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:44.199
<v Speaker 1>it's like scrape in the trash. It was in a

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen garbage can with the top. I mean in college,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have left that plate out in the living

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<v Speaker 1>room on the couch. I've always been fairly clean. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>me too. What else can you do fairly biological control?

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the old venus fly trap, which you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can keep them healthy either kind of tough.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just that. At the end of the um at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the fly that was at the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of this podcast, it's taught in a spider web, which

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<v Speaker 1>happens quite a bit, so us. As long as the

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<v Speaker 1>spider is not going to kill you and your family

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<v Speaker 1>while you're sleeping, just leave it along because it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to control the fly population tremendously. That's right. And farmers

0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:25.919
<v Speaker 1>even there's some commercial farms that actually buy uh parasitic

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:30.560
<v Speaker 1>wasps too, you know, eat larvae right and take care

0:27:30.560 --> 0:27:35.960
<v Speaker 1>of flies for their crops. The Tarot melody wasp, that's right,

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Tara Melody. Uh, keep your windows and door shut. That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of obvious. If you're gonna keep your door open

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle summertime, you're gonna have a lot of flies.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's funny that even warranted its own bullet point. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and the flyswatter did too. Actually physical control and fly

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:54.879
<v Speaker 1>paper which is disgusting. Yeah, it's it's gross too, I

0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 1>mean especially around food, like if you see that in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen at camp. Yeah, you know when you went

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<v Speaker 1>to camp and you walk past of kids and there

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:05.640
<v Speaker 1>like flies there. It's like, get some glass glazies windows,

0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:07.960
<v Speaker 1>what is wrong? Or at least changed the fly paper

0:28:08.000 --> 0:28:10.960
<v Speaker 1>every day. That's something too. There's bugs appers and then

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:15.720
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't even endorse pesticides for house flies. You don't

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 1>want to be sprayed that stuff in your house, But

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<v Speaker 1>that is an option for some people and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>not for me. They can be very dangerous and has

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who's ever seen a bug's life knows the bugs

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:29.159
<v Speaker 1>appers actually get bugs high. It's kind of like a

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<v Speaker 1>hallucinogen to him. Oh was that what happened in that? Yeah,

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I remember the guy that's got zapp, the bug got zapp.

0:28:34.680 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, that was far out something along those lines. Yeah,

0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:41.840
<v Speaker 1>bug zappers are fun. So chuck, you got any more

0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:45.480
<v Speaker 1>fly fax or anything? I know? So we're done with

0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 1>house flies. I'm done forever. House Flies just just as

0:28:51.000 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 1>disgusting as you always thought. That's right, and you already

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 1>knew everything about him. So everybody yourself a pat on

0:28:57.120 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 1>the back of this one. Right. Yeah, we should mention

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<v Speaker 1>if you use a fly swatter, it's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fun to smash a house fly, but you leave behind

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<v Speaker 1>quite a disgusting mess. You will not allow house or

0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 1>fly swatters in the house. Now, we don't. We haven't

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<v Speaker 1>owned up. They're they're really kind of gross. That's only

0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 1>second to the Pooper Scooper for the kiddie lettering devices.

0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Or the toilet scrubber next to the toilet, or the plunger.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's it. Now you know what chuck's in my

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<v Speaker 1>houses look like. Right. If you want to know more

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<v Speaker 1>about flies and you want to see these fly facts

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 1>in text, even you can type in house flies uh

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<v Speaker 1>in the handy search bar at how stuff works dot com,

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<v Speaker 1>which of course brings up listener mail Uh funny or

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<v Speaker 1>sad funny. Okay, I'm gonna read the Hodgman exchange. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh really, I was thinking we wouldn't do that and

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 1>end up on Judge John Hodgman. Maybe he'll litigate this

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 1>if we just pretendally can he doesn't exist. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read this though, all buddy, Uh Johnny Rocket

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<v Speaker 1>Hodgeman John Kellogg Hodgman. Rocket is his maiden name. He

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<v Speaker 1>has a podcast he does through Jesse Thorn's Maximum Fun

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<v Speaker 1>Sound of Young America, called Judge John Hodgman. We plugged

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 1>it before he settles minor disputes between friends, lovers, husbands

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<v Speaker 1>and wives. It's very funny. So John writes this last week,

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<v Speaker 1>and there is a fan that said I wish to

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<v Speaker 1>file suit against the stuff. You should know podcasts and

0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:33.600
<v Speaker 1>this guy. It's complaining about the fact that we said

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<v Speaker 1>in the Scooby Doo show that there were the Boston

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<v Speaker 1>area campuses. Yeah, the five the five colleges that were

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<v Speaker 1>represented by the characters. Supposedly it was one of the

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Scooby Doo myths, and we said that they're all Boston

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<v Speaker 1>area colleges. Like, what ones Amherst, you, mass Holyoke? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Mount Holyoke's North Northampton And all right, that's the ones

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get too. So March eighteen eight their nine Am,

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<v Speaker 1>Judge John Hydman writes to the stuff you should know. Seriously, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>see this Hello, The five colleges are in the Connecticut

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<v Speaker 1>River or Pioneer Valley of western Massachusetts, specifically Amherst, Northampton

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<v Speaker 1>in Holyoke, Massachusetts. This is painful to me, not only

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<v Speaker 1>because this is Hodgman country, but it was which is

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<v Speaker 1>mainlier than Marble Country. Actually it also has more argyle.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. It was indeed while driving up and down

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 1>the tobacco fields along the Connecticut River that I first

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<v Speaker 1>came to enjoy your podcasts and to admire your great knowledgeability.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait you say tobacco fields, that is right. The Connecticut

0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 1>River Valley produces what is historically the most prize shade

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 1>tobacco in the United States, and Massachusetts tobacco is still

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<v Speaker 1>dried and used as rappers for fine cigars. Were you

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<v Speaker 1>aware of this? In all caps? He he loves all cats,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's very intimidating. Sunday, even hope to show this

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<v Speaker 1>fine country to you, my semi hometown, in my total

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<v Speaker 1>home state, and to remind you of the great motto

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<v Speaker 1>of Hampshire College. To know is not enough. I look

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<v Speaker 1>forward to hearing this letter read in its entirety on

0:32:10.040 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 1>your podcast before you forced me to humiliate you on mine.

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<v Speaker 1>That is all. Chuck Bryant writes, back, boy, John, did

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<v Speaker 1>we hear about this one? It made it abundantly clear

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<v Speaker 1>that the fine people of Massachusetts need to get right

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<v Speaker 1>with one another and cease to throw up walls between themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>There's enough segregation in the world. At ten o four,

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<v Speaker 1>Judge John Hodgman writes, so you have already run a correction,

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<v Speaker 1>then I must have missed it. Sarcasm uh. Ten o six,

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck writes, we have not and shall not take part

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<v Speaker 1>in the continued segregation of the fine people of Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 1>That is all. At ten oh eight, John writes, you

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<v Speaker 1>leave me no choice but to mention this on my

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<v Speaker 1>own podcast, And I respond to him, and you leave

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:56.920
<v Speaker 1>me no choice but to scoff at it publicly on

0:32:57.040 --> 0:32:59.960
<v Speaker 1>our podcast. This is like a nerd battle at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>It Yeah, And then John writes, very seriously, you don't

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:06.960
<v Speaker 1>want to go down this road, Chuck, just read my

0:33:07.080 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 1>letter on the air before this gets ugly. I finally responded,

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<v Speaker 1>if anything gets read, it shall be the entire exchange, John,

0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 1>complete with your threatening words from the alleged judge. And

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 1>then he writes back, finally, you are a monster. And

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<v Speaker 1>that is the end of the exchange. That was a

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<v Speaker 1>great gramantic reading. Man. Thank you, thank you, and thank

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 1>you John. Beep beep beep and uh sorry. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody who was offended by that, which was a

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<v Speaker 1>substantial amount of people who wrote in, I guess in Massachusetts,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be like saying equating making with Atlanta or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and we would say, no, no, no, no, Makan's not

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<v Speaker 1>even close to Atlanta. Yeah, but I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I would um point out the difference angrily. Well, Plus

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<v Speaker 1>they were disassociating from Boston. Usually you glom onto the

0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 1>big city and they were like, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not Boston this one. Yeah, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't get it, I don't either. But um

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 1>to each his own, as we always say, right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to litigate us somehow via email, maybe

0:34:09.719 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 1>you can contact John Hodgman. Um, we should probably give

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 1>us personal email out huh see it's so kind to

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:20.279
<v Speaker 1>copy ours. Yeah. Um, well, you can contact us first

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