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Speaker 1: All right, this is the Iron Reports Stereo podcast. UM.

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Speaker 1: I'm hyped up for this. I got my man Dean Collins,

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Speaker 1: a young shooter. He's had some adventures. We're gonna be

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Speaker 1: Wrap Reports. Start Dean, Dean, Dean, but don't it's it's

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Speaker 1: the mix right there. So when you do, when you

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Speaker 1: do it, move it again. Just move it, Dean. Don't

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Speaker 1: make the fucking that that noise on the fucking show.

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Speaker 1: But you know, but please stop stop, okay, stop stop Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is the Iron Rapports. Stop it, fucking Dean, stop

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Speaker 1: moving your fucking ship near the mix. It's the Iron

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Speaker 1: Rap Coors Stereo Podcast. I'm in here with friend of

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Speaker 1: the podcast. He goes by the name of Dean Collins

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Speaker 1: of some people go home. Nobody calls me that, No one,

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Speaker 1: just fucking cost um. Some people call him the young shooter. Um,

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Speaker 1: he's earned that nickname. Um. Some people call me the

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Speaker 1: human flegm Machine. No one has to see it as

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Speaker 1: much as I do. See what just the amount a

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Speaker 1: flegm that fucking exits your body is do you think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. What do you think it is? I have

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Speaker 1: don't think it's anything serious. But it's just maybe that's

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Speaker 1: just in your fucking gene pool of just you just

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Speaker 1: have a fucking I don't know, just this cough that's

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Speaker 1: just lingering for years. It's disgusting. I know it's it's

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Speaker 1: actually disgusting. I know. It happens in meetings, it happens

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Speaker 1: at the movie. We were just at a big meeting,

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Speaker 1: me and Dean. I actually had the meeting, and and

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Speaker 1: sometimes me and Dean will have meetings together this particular meaning,

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Speaker 1: let's be honest. I was just supposed to go to

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Speaker 1: the meeting and Dean drove me as a favor, as

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Speaker 1: a favor, not as a paid gig. No, I haven't been. No,

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Speaker 1: we haven't done any paid things. Well we did. I

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Speaker 1: But the amount of times that you're like looking out

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Speaker 1: so you go straight into the guest bathroom. You destroyed

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Speaker 1: so this is the Iron Rappor Stereo podcast. What have

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Speaker 1: the Chappelle's thing. Look. The thing with Chappelle is I

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Speaker 1: you've you've given the Spacelight company some actual sales in all, Like,

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Speaker 1: this is? No, but I I think it was funny.

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00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,479
Speaker 1: It definitely was. If you're saying it wasn't funny at

421
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: the time, I think I'm gonna here to tell you. Okay,

422
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 1: why don't you tell me after you hear the story? Um, Basically,

423
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 1: there had been a girl that I haven't brought up

424
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: on this podcast, but I've been consistently seeing Uh, you know,

425
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 1: it's kind of one of those girls that it's really

426
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 1: late and she'd come by, she'd drive from far places

427
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 1: to come see me. We call those I jump off.

428
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 1: Sure is that what they called it? Jump Did you

429
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: ever go to the movies? Never to dinner? Never once

430
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,439
Speaker 1: I had to do? No, like go get coffee, just

431
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,879
Speaker 1: talk about late night, you know, just here we go

432
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 1: get coffee and talk about books you've read. Okay, jump off? Okay,

433
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 1: so sure this is a jump off. So I had

434
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 1: this girl, Um, I think she might have gotten a

435
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,880
Speaker 1: little too attached. I don't know. I should have made

436
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 1: it clear from the star that looking ladies, I want

437
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: to give you a piece of advice. I know that

438
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 1: mostly men and and and and and guys listen to

439
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: the podcast, But if you're looking for love, if you're

440
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: looking for a true relationship, if from the beginning you're

441
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: not going out, you're not spending time in the world,

442
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: and you're just coming over late and and you're not

443
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 1: sort of being touted around in public, then just know.

444
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 1: And it doesn't mean you're being used, Just know that

445
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 1: that's probably the way things are gonna be, and it's

446
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 1: gonna be for a little bit jump off status unless

447
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm like and there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing

448
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: wrong with some girls like Yo, this is, this is,

449
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 1: that's what it's cool. But I'm saying, don't be surprised

450
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: in three months after just coming over late night on

451
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: the late night creep shit like tlccuza creep. Yeah, I

452
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 1: do it on the download shout out to t lc um.

453
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: You know later on if you want a little something

454
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: more like oh, can we go get some ice cream

455
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: and talk about books, then then it might not be

456
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: the relationship for that continue. Sorry no anyway, So so yeah,

457
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: I just it wasn't uh, it wasn't on my radar

458
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: to be exclusive with somebody like exclusive with this particular girl.

459
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: Let's call her. Let's call her, uh Laura. Why don't

460
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 1: we call her Mickey like the show. Okay, let's call

461
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: her Mickey. Ok Okay, so Mickey, Okay. So me and

462
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: Mickey have been seeing each other for a little bit.

463
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: It's been months. We know we're getting every time I

464
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 1: hit her up. It's kind of this thing when her up,

465
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: you mean actually hit her up, like pick up my phone,

466
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: text her and be like, what are you up to tonight?

467
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: So anyway she'll come over this and that. So this

468
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: particular night that happened recently, I was hooking up with her.

469
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: We were we were, you know, getting a little four

470
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: play action going whatever. I started whatever. I'm keeping totally real.

471
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: I start going down on her. You were going to

472
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 1: give her some skull. Please don't ever say that again.

473
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 1: That's the first time I were going to give her

474
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: some dome. Sure we could say that I was gonna

475
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 1: give her some dome, but I'm sure. Okay, it just sounds.

476
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 1: You always turn these things like make this ship sounds.

477
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: So I just want to be clear. I just want

478
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: the people still clear when I say I'm going down

479
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 1: on her that I don't need to say. No one

480
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: has said that. I've never heard that, never heard that. Uh,

481
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 1: some do, and I respect the imagination, but it's also

482
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 1: really okay, So you want to do I'm just gonna

483
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: say I went down on her, gave her some dome. Okay, Okay,

484
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: I gave her some dome anyway, So I'm going down.

485
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm I'm about I'm about to give her some dome.

486
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: So I'm going down there. The music is bumping the

487
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: space lights on. What am I playing at this particular

488
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: You don't have to remember. You can say I don't remember,

489
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I gotta playlist full of good But

490
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: but the spaceline is on spaces on and and and

491
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: the image is on your ceiling, and it's like you

492
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 1: walk into the planetarium. Okay, okay, it's it's really it's

493
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: it's special. Music is playing music spect yes, and you're

494
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 1: giving her some some brain. I'm asked, I'm I asked

495
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 1: you nicely the first time. Don't say it like that, okay,

496
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 1: because that's not how I fucking talk. I want people

497
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: to associate me with you and your fucking language. Okay, whatever,

498
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: But anyway, getting into it, I'm i'm, i'm, I'm about

499
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: to dome her up this and that. You start getting

500
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: into it. It's really nice vibe. And then all the sudden,

501
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, um, she's she taps me and she

502
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: goes hey, and I was like, oh, what's up? Like

503
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: I thought I was doing something wrong. I didn't know

504
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: what was going on. She goes, I just want to

505
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: make sure that you know before you're doing this for me.

506
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: We're going somewhere with this, and I was like, we're

507
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: going what do you mean We're going somewhere? I'm thinking, like,

508
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: where are we going? Like, I didn't know she wanted

509
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 1: to go to like to go get food after what.

510
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know what she meant. And I said, what

511
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: do you mean where we're going? And she said, I

512
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: just want to make sure this is going into like

513
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,239
Speaker 1: a relationship. And I'm down there while she's saying this,

514
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like fucking lights on, like, oh shit, I

515
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: couldn't believe that she's saying it now while I'm down there,

516
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: and she says, yeah, you know that we're leading into

517
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: a relationship like kind of a boyfriend girlfriend exclusive territory.

518
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: She's saying this at that at that particular moment, this

519
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: is this is when she's saying it while I'm down there. Okay,

520
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: it wasn't like we did this. And then afterwards we're

521
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,239
Speaker 1: laying down and oh, by the way, you know, I

522
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: just wanted to ask you where how you feel about

523
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: this thing? Right? So I'm down there and I got

524
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: up kind of slowly after that and thinking in my head, oh,

525
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: you know, I've made a big mistake here. I don't

526
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing, but this clearly should have been

527
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: handled a little differently. And I told her, I said, um,

528
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: you know I got through. I got I was in

529
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: a bad breakup. Uh, which, mind you, this has been

530
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: kind of my excuse lately for two past ten years,

531
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: for the for the past five years. And it is

532
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: the truth. I was in a really fucking but that

533
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: was five years is about four or four years ago,

534
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: but we're not counting. I think you're still trying to

535
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: use it. Okay, whatever it is, but yeah, it affected

536
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: me a lot. So I just said, look, you know,

537
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: it was in something really bad. Um and while this

538
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: is going on, your butt ass naked, your hairless body

539
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: is but ass well, it's not. I mean it's not

540
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: totally hairless. I mean, my father is not a hairy man.

541
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: I got it. I'm saying. I'm saying, but but your

542
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 1: bass naked. Uh yeah, hair No, we don't have to

543
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 1: know what you keep saying hairless. At the end of it,

544
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: I noticed you're growing a beer and you have a

545
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: beer and sideburns just started growing in and I'm proud

546
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: of it. Now it's actually filling out. So I'm a

547
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: little excited about that. But mading a long time for it.

548
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: That's finally coming on almost twenty seven. Better late than never.

549
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm a Gemini, it's coming up. I'll be twenty seven.

550
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: We gotta have a party, thank you, brother, And and

551
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: a gift would be great because I got you, uh

552
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: that wedding gift slash birthday gift the other week. Yeah,

553
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: you got you a really nice Okay, go ahead, Okay,

554
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: So anyway, sorry seg ag into other ships. So so, so,

555
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: how did you get out of this? Because I need

556
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: to be David Blaine to get out of this. Yeah, exactly,

557
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: this is a Chris Angels ship exactly. So I'm I'm now,

558
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: I'm I'm up and kind of like talking to her

559
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: like it's fucking therapy session all of a sudden, and

560
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, you know, I was in a really

561
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: bad relationship, uh, and I'm just not ready for something

562
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: like that. I didn't really know and and all of

563
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: a sudden she starts crying Jesus, and I'm like, fuck,

564
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: I'm really like I don't know what the fund to say,

565
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: you know, like I I didn't know it was like that,

566
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,479
Speaker 1: and she starts crying because I just thought it was

567
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: like this and blah blah blah, and you're hitting me

568
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: up and you know, I don't want to do this

569
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: and I had nothing but respect for her and she

570
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, look, I'm just not ready for that.

571
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: And she was like all right, well that's it. Then

572
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: you know, don't go and she left my house and

573
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: I texted her and whatever, and I was like, look,

574
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I really I'm sad that like you're upset.

575
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: I didn't I really didn't mean to be like I

576
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: didn't want to treat you like that and be like

577
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: that guy. But you know, I mean when you coming

578
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: over at fucking midnight or whatever it is for how

579
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: many weeks? This is months? Months? So so I maybe

580
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: question had you waited months to actually give her some dome? No?

581
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: So do you think it was your dome game? Is

582
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: that insane? That brought her to tears? Like? Yo, I

583
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: like where your head's at? And I like that. That's

584
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: on the record. I'm gonna go with that. I'll go

585
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: with the ladder that one. Okay, I'm excited to hear

586
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: you say that, brother. It really means a lot to say.

587
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe maybe maybe maybe you maybe you're

588
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: so good at it, that you could bring a woman

589
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: to tears like that's some powerful ship. I really would

590
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: hope that the case. So we kind of ended things

591
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: after that. And she did you ever see her again? Uh?

592
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: She's got boundaries and you know what I'm telling you

593
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: right now, she should have got to that like week one.

594
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: I mean a long time ago. Sweetheart, you're sweet, you're nice,

595
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: and you know I know this day and age. If

596
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: if you call a woman sweetheart like recondest sending it's

597
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: but it shouldn't be it should it shouldn't be condescending, sweetheart.

598
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: I mean when I say it, I feel like a dick. Sweetheart,

599
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: it isn't gonna work out. No. But if you're saying

600
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: it like a dick, but if you're a sweetheart, no,

601
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: I would say, Mickey, baby, listen, I didn't realize that, honey,

602
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: whatever Mickey, Mickey beautiful Mickey. Uh. And she was really,

603
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: you haven't taken you. I haven't seen I haven't been

604
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: in the light of day with you in three months.

605
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: We've never we've never spent time when the sun is out.

606
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: She she would know, bullshit, come over at this is

607
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: a little this No one knows who Mickey really is

608
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: say it. You're gonna say it right now because your

609
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: face is blushing and you need to get it off

610
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: your chest. Okay, I'm gonna say it. Say it. But

611
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: what you never saw the light of day with her?

612
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: I was I was sitting for you at one point

613
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: right he went out of town. Yeah, I did have

614
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: sex in your bed, your mother fucking as actually did

615
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: have sex the next day. I did wash the sheets

616
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: the you know what, first of one would tell you something.

617
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: I got rid of that mattress. I now sleep on

618
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: a cash for mattress. Never house sitting for me again.

619
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: And I hope, I hope anybody who's considering having you

620
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: the house sit for them that's listened to the iron

621
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: wrap ports stereo pockets, this guy will fuck Despite my

622
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: house has plenty of other rooms and options. You had

623
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: a whole guesthouse. You're a fucking dirtbacks come hoole. Okay,

624
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: also said that I don't even want to continue anymore

625
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: because what else did you do when you were house sitting? Well,

626
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: I just feel like it was like a bonding experience

627
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: your bed. I washed the sheets. But but but I

628
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: appreciate you letting me house sitting if somebody else this story, No,

629
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Speaker 1: things had to end that way. This fucking guys paint

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Speaker 1: want him to come to the San Francisco show Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: May ninth. Um. Um but uh. Tickets are available at

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Speaker 1: driving me crazy. I didn't plan things to end so abruptly.

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Speaker 1: wrapper Port. Michael Rapport a K. The Greno Man Dingo

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Speaker 1: and uh Dean Collins a K. The Young Shooter. We out. Yeah,