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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important.

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Speaker 2: Let's go red leather, yellow, a big brown buggery, yellow leather, brown,

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Speaker 2: bear allumin alumina yum.

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Speaker 1: What a to do to die today? At a minute

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Speaker 1: or two to two? A distinctly difficult thing to say,

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Speaker 1: but harder still to do. And they'll be a tattoo

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Speaker 1: and a rat, tattoo and a rat and the dragon

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Speaker 1: will come. Why, here's the drum and a minute or

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Speaker 1: two to the dragon today at a minute or two. Tattoo.

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Speaker 2: You made that one up, dude, I've never heard that one.

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Speaker 2: You made that.

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Speaker 3: That was off the top of the door.

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Speaker 2: That a freestyle, damn freestyle. Let's go, damn drama exercises.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is, drama, theater majorrama.

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Speaker 2: You were a theater major, right, I was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm good with likes.

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Speaker 1: So we just worked out.

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Speaker 2: I just worked it out, dude. I know.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, lunch is the worst meal of the day.

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Speaker 2: How could you eat?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You can eat anting, You could.

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Speaker 2: Eat breakfast for lunch. You can eat dinner for lunch.

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Speaker 3: Lunch is the perfect By the way, by the way,

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Speaker 3: can I just who's eating Who's eating lunch for dinner? Nobody?

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Speaker 3: Who's eating lunch for breakfast? Aslee, No breakfast, Your lunch

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Speaker 3: is breakfast.

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Speaker 2: It's not eating it at lunchtime. Not. If you're eating

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Speaker 2: it at lunchtime, you can have eggs.

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Speaker 3: So so it's the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, time, it's the time.

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Speaker 1: It's the time.

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Speaker 2: It's the middle of your day.

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Speaker 3: Then the best the best meal is uh third dinner?

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Speaker 3: What was the taco bell?

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Speaker 1: Fuck?

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Speaker 3: Fourth meal?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Fourth meal is the best meal? Where my boys on

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Speaker 3: that one, We're all my.

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Speaker 1: Fourth meal boys run for the border baby.

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Speaker 3: Before Okay, So if it's just the time, sure.

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Speaker 2: It's the middle of the day. Eating in the middle

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Speaker 2: of the day is the best time because then you

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Speaker 2: can you can eat like a fucking pig. Eating after

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Speaker 2: midnight is great and then and then you don't So

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Speaker 2: what I was my game plan was, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: eat like a monster for lunch. I eat because I'm unhoppy,

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Speaker 2: then have enough energy to make it through the rest

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Speaker 2: of my day. And then I get home and you know,

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Speaker 2: I didn't have I was like, you know, I'm either

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Speaker 2: working out or I'm studying lines, so I'm going to bed,

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Speaker 2: and I didn't gain any weight besides the one lb,

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Speaker 2: which is nothing. That is a that is a hard

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Speaker 2: fart for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can fart out a whole pound of gas, dude,

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Speaker 1: I do, I do, just deflate gate let it go.

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Speaker 3: Your gas is like super heavier than air. That would

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Speaker 3: be fucking s if you fill the balloon. It would

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Speaker 3: just like go through conquers.

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Speaker 2: When I fart, you see it, you see it, you

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Speaker 2: see go ahead, continue. It's like when you look off

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Speaker 2: and on, like look down like a you're in a

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Speaker 2: parking lot in the middle of the summer and you

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Speaker 2: see the heat the vapor.

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Speaker 1: You say, your farts have vapor.

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Speaker 3: You got the vapors.

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Speaker 2: Yet fights are heavy with the vapors.

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Speaker 1: You fart and then mirages appear.

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Speaker 2: Uh well, if you inhale it deep enough, man, you

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Speaker 2: might you might see a little something.

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Speaker 3: Damn sun no but sorry, Blake named the thing you

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Speaker 3: were describing, which is a mirage when like it appears

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Speaker 3: that there's water.

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Speaker 1: Clear wild shut.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, now you go, you know in the summertime, when

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Speaker 3: there's like the thing in Blakeo's mirage. As you go

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Speaker 3: it's totally that too.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm saying it's you could you could see it,

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Speaker 2: you know how like you see the heat.

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Speaker 3: You're saying heat waves, heat.

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Speaker 1: Waves, heat waves or vapor right, I think vapors are

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Speaker 1: what they are.

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Speaker 2: But then I'm like, if you inhale deep enough, maybe

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Speaker 2: you maybe you maybe it's like it's a mad hit.

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Speaker 1: It's like a mad hit or something makes you hallucinate.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what was that stuff that Didn't they

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Speaker 2: do that in like prison where they would like huff

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Speaker 2: fucking ship.

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Speaker 1: That's Jacob, that's Jencom. It's like would.

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Speaker 3: Ferment in the toilet? Yeah, and then you inhale it.

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Speaker 2: But that's what's happening with my bowels is it's fermented.

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Speaker 2: When it comes, it comes out already fermented.

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Speaker 3: We gotta get Pierce on the show to hear you

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Speaker 3: talk like this.

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Speaker 2: We gotta try Jacob together, dude, Pierces Pierce is the

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Speaker 2: classiest guy. I feel like he would, uh, he'd lose

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Speaker 2: a lot of respect for me if he heard this podcast. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I told you guys this, but uh,

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Speaker 2: I got COVID again, what say too? I have COVID again? Right,

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Speaker 2: now currently I'm battling the VID.

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Speaker 3: To be fair, you wanted it, you wanted it.

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Speaker 2: I always I'm like it. I'm trying to get the

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Speaker 2: most most COVID in one body as possible.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what do you think that is?

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Speaker 1: You just had it?

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Speaker 2: I just I got it three months ago and then

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Speaker 2: I just, uh, re up.

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Speaker 3: What do you think the record is for somebody getting it?

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Speaker 3: Like seven?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. They told me that I couldn't even

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Speaker 2: get the booster shot until three months has gone by

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Speaker 2: after getting COVID the first time.

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Speaker 3: Who's they? Yeah, the like production assistants at Joe Rogan Experience.

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Speaker 2: No, No, the doctor that uh that gave me the

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Speaker 2: montal clonal.

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Speaker 3: That you can't have it for three months?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I told me to wait on getting the booster.

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Speaker 3: Well you're down in Orange County too, that's a different vibe.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I think that was the That's what they

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Speaker 2: were saying. You're not supposed to get it because it'll

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Speaker 2: be too much COVID on COVID action is what I'm assuming.

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Speaker 3: Yo, I want to see that.

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Speaker 2: It's science and uh so I don't know. So I

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Speaker 2: didn't get it, and and then literally three months to

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Speaker 2: the week I got COVID again and I was supposed

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Speaker 2: to get the booster shot.

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Speaker 3: Uh yesterday, damn, dude, you got to get that booster,

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Speaker 3: my rooster.

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Speaker 1: That freaking sucks. Dude. I'm so just like, I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't, I don't, I don't understand

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Speaker 1: what's happening.

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Speaker 2: You were just we're all getting the good You're getting

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Speaker 2: the fed man, right, so we admittedly, admittedly it was

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Speaker 2: much much better this time. The first time really kicked

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Speaker 2: my ass. This time. I'm like, if I it just

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Speaker 2: feels like how I felt for the last two months,

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Speaker 2: Like I've kind of had a cold for two.

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Speaker 3: Months, been tired.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just sort of like runny nose.

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Speaker 3: How'd you know, Oh, so you had a cold, you

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Speaker 3: had cold symptoms, and then well.

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Speaker 2: I tested before I traveled, and then I tested the

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Speaker 2: day I got back, and then the day I got back,

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Speaker 2: Ding Dung Ding Dung Dong Pop goes the weasel, and

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Speaker 2: I was feeling maybe a little shittier than I felt

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Speaker 2: in the last couple of months. But it wasn't right.

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Speaker 2: You know, it ain't ship, my dude.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like guaranteed if you go to an airport.

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Speaker 2: You're getting the Vidya might get the COVID.

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Speaker 1: Damn, that is fucked up.

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Speaker 5: Dude.

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Speaker 3: Are you a cool guy who's like in the corner

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Speaker 3: texting with like just the mask under the chin?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What's your protocol? Do you got the nose out?

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Speaker 1: You got the nose out?

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Speaker 5: Every one?

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Speaker 2: No, No, I'm fully I'm I'm masked up.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had the mask under your chin?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? Ever?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Ever?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if I'm taking a drink, sometimes I might just

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Speaker 2: pull that down.

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Speaker 3: I've never I've never had it on my chin. You're

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Speaker 3: always I'll just take it off, or I'll just open

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Speaker 3: it to the side if I'm gonna take a drink.

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Speaker 1: I love that you can be so confident that you've

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Speaker 1: never once dipped the mask beneath your chin.

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Speaker 2: No matter what, I'm not buying that off the I do.

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Speaker 2: I kind of believe it from Durst because he's like

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Speaker 2: a robot.

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Speaker 1: Like's not some side, It's.

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Speaker 2: Not part of the human experience like the rest of

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Speaker 2: us are.

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Speaker 3: Who.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just could absent mindedly just pull it down, take

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Speaker 2: a sip of something, put it back, though, And I like.

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Speaker 3: That you pull it down with four fingers of your hands. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: are you like Shredder revealing the scar a splinter?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, what I pull that? I pull it off

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Speaker 2: with fours.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but still durs is weird like that because remember

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Speaker 1: like he would like eat snacks and then we'd take

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Speaker 1: like the wrappers and like fold them up into the

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Speaker 1: smallest little squares. You do some robot ass ship dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also hasn't caught COVID yet, the fact that.

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Speaker 3: That means I'm a nerd though, Well, if you haven't

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Speaker 3: gotten COVID, you're a.

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Speaker 2: Nerd gotten COVID.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a nerd.

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Speaker 2: That's what's going on. Why am I the fucking wild

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Speaker 2: man out here catching double vid? Well?

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Speaker 3: I feel like a long time ago you were like,

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Speaker 3: I've been out five nights a week and havn't gotten it.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, do you remember this conversation?

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait and see I kind of.

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Speaker 3: For real said that, and you're like, I mean I'm

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Speaker 3: out and like four nights a week, I'm out and

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting it. Yeah, and then you've gotten it

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Speaker 3: twice mm hmm.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but only in the last three months, though. This

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Speaker 2: thing's been going on for a while. I did pretty

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Speaker 2: good I'm not saying I waited, I staggered. I staggered

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Speaker 2: my COVID end of it. I'm still gonna send it.

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Speaker 2: Are you smoking more weed about it?

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Speaker 1: Or I do? I do tend to smoke more weed

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Speaker 1: when I go beer and alcohol sober?

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Speaker 2: So okay? Well yeah, well we'll have to get you

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Speaker 2: fitted with some can Isn't.

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Speaker 3: That what Kyle? He gave up alcohol, but then he

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Speaker 3: just did a weed? What an idiot?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I like that. That guy sucks little shots fired.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, well he gave up Kyle Knuchek, the ex

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Speaker 2: member of the podcast.

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Speaker 3: That's right, that was his last name.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, that was his last name. You see you.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, man, wait a.

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Speaker 1: Minute, it's a sixty ninth episode Miracle again.

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 1: Guy kle knew a check?

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Speaker 4: Have sixty ninth episode, gentlemen, to what do we owe

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Speaker 4: the owner?

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Speaker 1: My goodness?

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Speaker 2: Are you now? This is exciting? So by coming on

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Speaker 2: the sixty ninth episode sixty, you're now vowing to come

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Speaker 4: Wow, we wasted no time with getting down to brass tacks.

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Speaker 2: Adam, is that what's happening here?

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Speaker 4: Sixty business in the front, party in the back. Adam's

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Speaker 4: all business, no time for a party. We're businessmen now.

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Speaker 2: I'm a businessman.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing, here's the thing. Here we go, my schedule,

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Speaker 4: free it up, I'm here?

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Speaker 2: What up?

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Speaker 4: Maybe?

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Speaker 3: What up?

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Speaker 4: Together?

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Speaker 3: Again? You know what?

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Speaker 2: Kyle?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I heard from a little bird that you were

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Speaker 4: I did listen to one or two to see if

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Speaker 4: you guys ever came around on the fucking Sizzler thing.

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Speaker 2: Ah, just came around on the system.

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Speaker 1: Well, remember right before Kyle jumped off pod abandoned ship,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people thought that was the straw

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Speaker 4: It happened to line up at the right time. So

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Speaker 2: White men can't joke, But then it was white man

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Speaker 3: Joe Kadeem Hardison, I believe said it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, was that what pushed you off the project? That

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Speaker 4: See ya genuinely. No, it just was the schedules of that,

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Speaker 3: What did I miss?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Not much. Yeah, it was a lot of really hot fire. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if we did anymore than that

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Speaker 3: A lot of poololitical polycharge stuff.

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Speaker 4: State of the Union stuff.

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Speaker 3: You are huge and we missed your side of the argument.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So what how do you How do you feel

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Speaker 2: about Joe Biden being the president?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Biden is the President of the United States? All right?

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Speaker 1: Do you agree with that?

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Speaker 2: Hey? With that? Are you agreeing with that?

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Speaker 4: I'm saying right, I'm asking the question. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Are you a go Brandon guy? Is it go Brandon?

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Speaker 1: Let's go Brandon?

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Speaker 3: Let's go, let's go Brandon.

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Speaker 2: What is that? Let's go?

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Speaker 3: They are so good with that. It's super funny. It is.

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Speaker 3: It's a fun little like wing it is.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I think it is funny as hell

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Speaker 1: for those of you. Are you in the know, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Let's go Brandon.

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Speaker 2: Bro fuck Joe Biden, which I'm like, don't say that.

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Speaker 3: People will know.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, why don't Why we should all have instead

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Speaker 2: of cursing, we should say it. Just be more supportive

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Speaker 2: of someone with a completely different name than the person

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Speaker 2: we're making fun of.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's I mean, I feel like that's what

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Speaker 3: they're we everyone, we're all doing it.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. I'd say every I say, the whole world,

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Speaker 2: let's all adopt this. So we're gonna say like like

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Speaker 2: like as the thirty people said, fuck Kyle in the preamble, yeah,

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Speaker 2: the Sizzler reel, maybe they should say they should say,

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Speaker 2: let's go Greg.

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Speaker 3: Let's go. Yeah, Yeah, let's go Greg.

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Speaker 1: When's the last time you were in the club? Like

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Speaker 2: It's for Dursey almost every night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I just stopped by for fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: Like when's the last time you really clubbed it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, realistically because for a while, Durs, you were going

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Speaker 2: to a lot of nightclub you were like trying. You

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Speaker 2: were like DJing and stuff.

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Speaker 2: When was the last time that you've DJ'ed or done

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Speaker 3: It was a while before that, but it was I

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Speaker 3: mean it was always fun, but like going to a club,

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Speaker 2: Durors brought me to like a couple of my first

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Speaker 2: like real la nightclubs, where like he would have to

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Speaker 2: tell us to like dress cooler than we were. It'd

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Speaker 3: There's no way I did that. There's no way I

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Speaker 3: told you how to dress. You might have asked me, yeah, like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah. If there was a dress code, he maybe would

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Speaker 4: have been forced to, like sometimes you got to rock

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Speaker 4: a button up and some fucking like shoes, shoes. Don't

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Speaker 4: you gotta do that?

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Speaker 3: Close those shoes is for real.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's and no hats is real at some places,

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Speaker 4: and that fucking sets me off.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: This is early two thousands, LA, And at that time,

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Speaker 2: Kyle was like braiding his armpit hair and he was

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Speaker 4: Never been long in enough, sir, but I would love

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Speaker 2: Maybe it was dreadlock, but Kyle always had his armpit

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of tank tops.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of tank tops.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they would exactly. They would fucking give They

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Speaker 3: By the way they would say it to you, they

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Speaker 6: In here, man, Wait, what what are you saying. There's

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Speaker 1: I remember one time when I was a little kid,

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I was like twelve, Okay, then it's

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Speaker 2: cool that it's fun.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I'm gonna put some colone

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Speaker 1: on my dick. Broke my dick?

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Speaker 3: Well yeah cool? And listening is this when they called

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Speaker 3: you fetus boy?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I definitely got inside my penis and it hurts

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Speaker 1: so like in your jurethra.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hole looks like I want to my piss smells funny.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to smell better, man, it hurts so bad.

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Speaker 3: I do remember going to like like dances in middle

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Speaker 1: M Yeah, straight up home alone style.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, brute, I did that with after shave. I tried

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Speaker 2: it just cut. I cut my hand. I don't even

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Speaker 3: What don't you cry about?

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Speaker 2: And then now my hand, Now I've got a bloody

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I feel like you're using this podcast to kind

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Speaker 3: of reiterate lies you told as a youngster, so that

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 3: I guess he wasn't lying about that time we caught

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Speaker 2: I was. I was too young. I was fourteen, dude,

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Speaker 2: how old?

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Speaker 3: Third team? What'd you say?

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, No, I know, I was like six or something.

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Speaker 2: I was like, like a true little kid.

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Speaker 2: In six, seven or eight in that range. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That must have been the most terrified thing. Your mom

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Speaker 2: Cock was bloody, dude, but I'm six years old. I

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Speaker 3: Was like, bathtub and you.

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Speaker 2: I saw my dad and grandma and grandfather, uh shave

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Speaker 2: guess what. I'm a man. I'm a man, and hit him.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna shave, hit him, hit me with it, hit

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Speaker 2: me with it, Blake, thank you, I'm a man. And

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Speaker 2: so I was like, I'm gonna shave and do this

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, right, I.

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Speaker 3: Did, Blake fully explain Jencom just now enough for people

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Speaker 2: I forget what it is. I would like a.

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Speaker 1: I probably will airball the definition, but for what I

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Speaker 1: a like an alcohol out of like shit.

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Speaker 3: Is it even the alcohol or do you.

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Speaker 1: Just huffed that I thought you huffed it puffed the fume.

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Speaker 3: I may you huff the vapors.

450
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Maybe, like admittedly, I'm

451
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,880
Speaker 2: I'm I'm sort of joking. I feel like out of.

452
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,920
Speaker 3: I don't sort you are.

453
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:37,960
Speaker 5: Now.

454
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,000
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that I have the grossest farts

455
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,520
Speaker 2: out of all of us. I feel like it sucks

456
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,040
Speaker 2: because Kyle's not here anymore, and obviously he's the go

457
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,119
Speaker 2: to smelliest one, and it'd be easy to know that

458
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:55,600
Speaker 2: he has the know that he has the grossest farts.

459
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,440
Speaker 2: But between the three of us, I don't know if

460
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:58,840
Speaker 2: I do.

461
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,639
Speaker 3: I'm you one hundred Blake and I are on the

462
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,439
Speaker 3: exact same page, and we just need you to just

463
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 3: listen for one moment. You're the king of farting and

464
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 3: not admitting it for some reason, and you always go,

465
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,840
Speaker 3: what are you talking about? I would gladly I would.

466
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,359
Speaker 3: You don't would, but you don't. You always fart and

467
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:19,600
Speaker 3: then you go, well, just walk over here, and it's

468
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 3: you've already farted and it smells very bad. Huh, Well

469
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,080
Speaker 3: that's the coffee. It's gotta be the coffee or I

470
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 3: don't know.

471
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,719
Speaker 1: You better not have done that to Piers Man. If

472
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 1: you did that to Piers, I'm gonna be so upset

473
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 1: with you.

474
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 2: No, because I don't fart that much, and you got

475
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,160
Speaker 2: I think you guys, maybe when I do fart it's

476
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,880
Speaker 2: a real potent brew because I don't fart that often.

477
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 3: Because you're fermenting it. You're letting it sit, you're hot

478
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,920
Speaker 3: boxing it in your hole.

479
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,399
Speaker 2: It's fermenting. I'm letting a few into my body.

480
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,000
Speaker 1: You fart, Jenkom, you fart Jakom.

481
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,399
Speaker 2: I think you guys probably fart more often. You forget

482
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 2: that we spent so much time together in the Workaholics

483
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,200
Speaker 2: Writer's room for what seven years? Six years that we

484
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 2: were and we're with each other for all fourteen hours

485
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 2: a day, five six days a week for years, and

486
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 2: we've lived together mostly.

487
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 3: Most of that was far so you guys.

488
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,919
Speaker 2: Were thrown out a lot more farts. But when I fart,

489
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,560
Speaker 2: I'm far dude.

490
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,880
Speaker 3: Hold up, Yeah, we.

491
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 2: Know I fart, so but I'm saying, if it is me,

492
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,640
Speaker 2: I'll gladly own up to it.

493
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 1: You don't.

494
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 3: I mean, here's here's what I know. Here, here's what

495
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 3: I know. I I remember that you have farted and

496
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 3: I have smelled it, and that it has been bad.

497
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 3: I don't know if I remember I've heard Kyle's farts.

498
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've smelled them. Oh yeah, but

499
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 3: that goes without saying. I know that they're one hundred

500
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,880
Speaker 3: percent of the worst blake. I don't know. I can't

501
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 3: remember you farting, so you have. Do you guys remember

502
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 3: me farting and smelling it?

503
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: I don't remember you farting and smelling it at all.

504
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea?

505
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,359
Speaker 3: Do you remember Adam and you smelling it?

506
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: Yes? It fucking leads me to believe you can tattoo

507
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 1: on your nostrils. You never forget it?

508
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 2: All right?

509
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,439
Speaker 1: Maybe now we just cut to ads right after that?

510
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 1: All right? Did you guys ever make or have somebody

511
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: in your classroom make your teacher cry.

512
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 2: Oh, I made my teacher.

513
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 3: Well, go ahead, yeah, I mad, I made.

514
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 2: My teacher cry. It was we were old too. We

515
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 2: were like, uh like fourteen. We were in like freshman

516
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: year of high school fourteen or fifteen.

517
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and oh dude, it's so mean. Did you put

518
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 1: you pushed her?

519
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 2: It was we had the class set up where there

520
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,479
Speaker 2: was like a chunk of uh seats here, a chunk here,

521
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 2: and a chunk here, and then the desk was in

522
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: the middle so I could look directly at my buddy

523
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 2: or directly across the way. And then we were just

524
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 2: dumb ship where we were like acting like we were uh,

525
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: shooting assault rifles and stuff at each other.

526
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 3: This is before Columbine.

527
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 2: Right, this is before Columbine.

528
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe inspired, it was still a funny bit.

529
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 2: We'd be like, we're like shooting each other and we're

530
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 2: like and then be like whipping a you know, bazook

531
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 2: out and shooting each other and then.

532
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 3: Blowing up, I'm gonna kill my right right, and.

533
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 2: Just doing that ship to each other just starts and

534
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: it's like behind her back sort of, and the classes

535
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 2: like laughing at it, and.

536
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,679
Speaker 3: Then she yeah, the class is loving the love it.

537
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 2: But they kind of word. We're fourteen years old. Dude

538
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 2: is like, fuck, yeah, yeah, for sure it My boy

539
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 2: Jeremy was just like, fuck they did it again, dude.

540
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 3: Is he exploding?

541
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he exploded.

542
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 3: That was a night grenat great you're you're taking request.

543
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, we were slaying and uh, ask the teacher.

544
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 2: The teacher started. The kids started to laugh, and the

545
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,439
Speaker 2: teacher was like, what's going on? Sees us like exploding

546
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 2: in ship behind her of course, and then afterwards we

547
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 2: have to sit with her. After Uh, she didn't cry

548
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 2: in front of everyone. She waited for us. She excused everyone,

549
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 2: and then she's like, Adam, a Ryan, can I talk

550
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 2: with you? And we sat down and she's then just

551
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 2: started bawling.

552
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 3: Dude, yeah, because she was trying to fuck you. I

553
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 3: think she was about to. She's she's trying to and

554
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 3: then she's like, I gotta stopt.

555
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 2: She might have been trying to fuck Ryan. Ryan was

556
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 2: like kind of a hunk. I looked like I was eleven.

557
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 2: Ryan had to shave. She was like, yeah, probably what

558
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 2: it was is she saw us.

559
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: And she got my mond. She got too horny, dude,

560
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: a little too weird.

561
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably that's probably what it was. And

562
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: then she's like, I have to I have to turn

563
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: this around. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.

564
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 3: She felt bad. She was like, oh my gosh, what

565
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: are you thinking?

566
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't believe I want to fuck these two kids.

567
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 4: A lot of people saying, uh, fuck fuck me? What uh?

568
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 4: What's going on? You guys been holding that? Or what's

569
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 4: what's been talking?

570
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: Ship? I think there was a lot of animals.

571
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 4: You've been talking ship? Oh yeah, the bitch, what's up?

572
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 2: There was a lot of animosity from the fans that sure,

573
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: you betrayed us, and you left us in our time

574
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 2: of need, the holiday.

575
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 4: It was your time of need.

576
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 3: You didn't know s I know I was.

577
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 2: I was needy.

578
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't even think to wonder if we need you?

579
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, oh that's on the board now, yes, yes, good, Okay,

580
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 4: So I'm coming back a motherfucking heel.

581
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I think it. I don't know if it's

582
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: so much. You know that you left. It's kind of

583
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: the way. It was very abrupt, as you know, you

584
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: didn't even you you backpedaled and sent that text message screenshot.

585
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: But the aruguloids were left leaderless. It was just you

586
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: just dropped off the map.

587
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 4: I wasn't going to say a damn thing. And then, honestly,

588
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 4: all of the noise that was sent at me chatter alive,

589
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 4: a lot of chatter.

590
00:25:59,440 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 3: It was.

591
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 4: I felt very confused because I thought we were cool.

592
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, I thought it was cool. They

593
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 3: talked about it. We did say you quite a lot

594
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 3: right out of the gate. So I feel like people

595
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 3: want to be on like the train with us and

596
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 3: have fun. And it's a it's a nod and a wink,

597
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 3: a little not even really, but you're back, baby, you know.

598
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 4: I just honestly, it was it was, uh call it

599
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 4: a mental health break. I had too much Ship on

600
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 4: my plate and the scheduling was going nuts, and we

601
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 4: were finishing up Shadows, and I was doing the last

602
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 4: couple episodes and Ship got down to the wire as

603
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 4: it always does Intellivision, and I had to I had

604
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 4: to bro I had brosa.

605
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: Better health Dot.

606
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 3: But here's the difference between you and me. I'm willing

607
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 3: to go crazy for this podcast. Cool, I'm crumbling on

608
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 3: the inside.

609
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 2: I almost died for the podcast.

610
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 4: That is amazing.

611
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 2: And I and I will I will die for you guys.

612
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 2: I'm hosting Ellen tomorrow. Wait wait wait wait yeah yeah,

613
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 2: I'm hosting Ellen tomorrow.

614
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 3: All right, And who's your guests?

615
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: DERs is one of my guests. No man.

616
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 3: Promo train.

617
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: And I'm excited I get to watch your show tonight.

618
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch an episode tonight of Inventing Anna.

619
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 3: Oh I just watched it last night. It's the best

620
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 3: television show ever.

621
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: All right, excited. I'm promoting The Righteous Gemstones, which comes

622
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 2: out this Sunday, which it'll be airing by the time

623
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 2: this podcast actually comes out. But on HBO, the Righteous

624
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: Gemstones comes out this week. But I'm they're posting Ellen

625
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: promoting that and then having all these uh these guests.

626
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: But one of the episodes, I like just tried it

627
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: on my clothes the other day. My nipples. You could

628
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: just see my nipples and they're like, now, let's get

629
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: you a different shirt. Uh, you're you could just like

630
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 2: your nipples are like rock hard in this. Maybe it's

631
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: too much and I'm like, no, your boobs are huge. Nope,

632
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: we're keeping it. I'm going to be nipped out on Ellen,

633
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: So get ready, get ready, for that.

634
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 3: Should Blake come and just play the soundboard during our interview?

635
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: I would love that.

636
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 3: Well, no, they have a DJ. They have a DJ.

637
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 3: Maybe Blake, if you could just send your sound where

638
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 3: we don't need you.

639
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a smelly guy, dude, look at us

640
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: that smelly Yeah, I think I think we lost our

641
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 2: smelliest member. Well yeah, like the three of us are are.

642
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,719
Speaker 3: Their powers combined? Couldn't reach his heights?

643
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: The big stink is gone.

644
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 1: I'm getting stink here are? I think?

645
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 2: So? Yeah?

646
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: Like my feet are starting to kind of smells bad.

647
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,239
Speaker 2: It's because you Uh, it's because you run and then

648
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 2: don't shower right away or what is that?

649
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why do Why do feet start

650
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: to stink later in life?

651
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 2: I think I just it's not later in life, it's not,

652
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: it's how you're taking care of them.

653
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 3: Well, feet get gnarlier when you see like your dad's

654
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: foot Suddenly at an older age, You're like, is what's

655
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 3: going to happen?

656
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 2: My feet are I'm missing toes? Dude, My feat are gross. Yeah,

657
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: my feet are legit yuckos.

658
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: I meant to say, when I see your feet, I go.

659
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, your feet are right Oh, my kids are gonna

660
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: be truly terrified.

661
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: Like toenails get yellow and crazy.

662
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, fu, my shit's all yellow. My shit's

663
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: my it's it's like peeling back the nails. It's like revolting.

664
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 3: Maybe you could make it cool.

665
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't give a shit. I'm like, it's way

666
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: it's wade. I'm a giant person. It's way down there. Yeah.

667
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: Why do people give such a shit about feet? Like

668
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: they get so grossed out by them? And shit, I

669
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: don't get that care, Like it's just feet.

670
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 2: Did you hear about the girls selling her farts for

671
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 2: like she was making like forty grand a month or something.

672
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: So I'm like, nice, TikTok girl, good that it's important.

673
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: Maybe I have like the a special brew, Like maybe

674
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: my farts are so potent that like if you're in

675
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: you're like, that's your weird kink. Maybe I'm the guy.

676
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: Maybe I start a little side hustle, side biz.

677
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: You know.

678
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: I do movies, I do TV, I'm a podcaster, and

679
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 2: I sell farts and I kind of do it all.

680
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: I'm a true renaissance make a romatherapist.

681
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a man.

682
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: There you go.

683
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm kind of stoked that, like at this point

684
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 7: it's mostly unvaxed people dying, not because I don't like

685
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 7: people that aren't vaccinated.

686
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 3: I think you guys are your fine people. If you're unvaccinated,

687
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 3: you're still probably some of my good friends are unvaccinated,

688
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: I imagine, right, yeah, but also like it can kill you,

689
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 3: so I'll see you around.

690
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: Finish, yeah you know, yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, but

691
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, you know, how now like there

692
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: are places that are like you can't come like you

693
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: can't come in if you're not vaccinated unless you present

694
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: a vaccination card. Is that out the window at this point?

695
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: Because it's not it should be.

696
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like come on, like we can't carry

697
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: this weight of all these people dying anymore. Like if

698
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 3: you were right off the day, like forty eight hours

699
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 3: after we found out about this, being like, well people die,

700
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 3: you're kind of a dickhead. But now that we know

701
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 3: it's here to stay, like how long can we be

702
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 3: like we're doing this for every single person when like

703
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: not everyone's in it, so fuck it.

704
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so weird.

705
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: Well that's why people are shitting on the CDC so

706
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 2: hard right now. And they've like last they've like laxed

707
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: the waiting period, the waiting period that you have to

708
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: quarantine before you can go back into society, and people

709
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: are like shitting on. I'm like, at this point, it

710
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 2: is what it is. It's either you get vaccinated and

711
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 2: you protect yourself, or you don't and you don't.

712
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I think has the best.

713
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: We're all getting it.

714
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like it's it's it's not a nice

715
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: thing to do to the people who have to take

716
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: care of people who made the choice not to because

717
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: they might have made the choice to get vaccinated and

718
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: be you know, frontline worker and all that.

719
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,959
Speaker 3: If you're old or like super hefty, it's a bummer.

720
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 3: It's a bummer. But yeah, you know what, maybe maybe

721
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: this is God's will.

722
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: Oh right, Christ is born.

723
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 3: Can I tell you guys that when I was filming

724
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 3: down in the South Huge, this woman said that at

725
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 3: her church people were calling it the mark of the beast,

726
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's off the change, like six

727
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 3: x six, what is like when you get the shot,

728
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 3: it's They're like, that's the mark of the beast from

729
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 3: the Bible, And I was like, fucking.

730
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: Yes, Satan, Satan.

731
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm down, bro.

732
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: I like that. The mark of the Beast is just

733
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: like a little like colorful band aid.

734
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, it's a paw patrol band aid for sure.

735
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. I don't know, man, twenty twenty two, we

736
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: had a good run. It's a future, but it's doomsday.

737
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: It's just crazy that this shit has been going on

738
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: so fucking long at this point, right, Yeah, you know,

739
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: it's like like two years of a person's life. That's

740
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: a long Like if you went to prison for two years,

741
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: that's not a short stint.

742
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: No, allegedly, yeah, three months two yeah, like just dropping out.

743
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, yeah, holiday weekends not great years.

744
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 2: Man, do you think, uh that that was an asshole

745
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 2: move to leave us sort of stranded? Yeah, that's kind

746
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 2: of think it was a bitch move, yeshole.

747
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 3: Because we established it. You were a bitch before, right, Yeah,

748
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 3: I'm a bitch straight up.

749
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I don't believe that.

750
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: But was that an asshole move or a bitch move?

751
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 2: I believe I believe Kyle is more of an asshole

752
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: than he is giving himself credit for.

753
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 4: All Right, all right, I'm into that. I'm into that.

754
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 4: Give me the asshole credit then yeah, so where do

755
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 4: I stand?

756
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: Well, it depends if you. I mean, yeah, that's a

757
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: toss up. Where does the man stand?

758
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 3: Where do you think you stand? I guess I would

759
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,959
Speaker 3: like to hear it from you.

760
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: This is our most charged episode, by the way. I

761
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 2: love this.

762
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is poachar.

763
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 4: I always thought that I was a b with an itch, right,

764
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 4: I always thought that I was a bee with an itch.

765
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 4: I'm not going to say it.

766
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 3: And then you had to scratch it. You had to

767
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 3: scratch that.

768
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 4: I guess it was kind of asshole, but not to

769
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 4: you guys. More to the fans, and I'll speak to the.

770
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 3: It's this first time back.

771
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, go off, go.

772
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 4: Listen. We are now calling ourselves a rogoloids. Okay, this

773
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 4: is the big news.

774
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: You guys just need a ton of rolos.

775
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 4: Underrated, Yeah, Brono the rogoids. No, but I will apologize

776
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 4: because I feel like that's where I left people stranded.

777
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 4: I think I communicated with you guys behind the scenes

778
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 4: what was going on, and then you took it to

779
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 4: another level for entertainment, which I kind of dig I

780
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 4: just knew nothing about.

781
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 3: I guess you said I was dead for entertainment. You

782
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 3: said I was dead for entertainment, you said I was dead.

783
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: Now I think I think dead to us.

784
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I got so many messages saying are you alive?

785
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 4: That's fair?

786
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: Well okay, Well, people are like Kyle wouldn't betray and

787
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 2: leave his friends. He's not an asshole, you see you. Yeah,

788
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 2: they didn't know. They didn't know that that was a

789
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: bitch move and not an asshole move.

790
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

791
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 4: I guess I'm just like, you know, maybe I'm like

792
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 4: Yin yang. You know, maybe I'm like as much bitch

793
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 4: as I am asshole, And maybe that's the lesson here.

794
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 4: Maybe I showed you guys a little asshole.

795
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: I like that.

796
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 4: Maybe I showed you a little asshole.

797
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: You're a bass hitch.

798
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kyle, as speaking as a bitch, it was inspiring.

799
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 1: I would I want to make my play as an

800
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: asshole coming up, so I'm really trying to devise the

801
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: right time to really let my asshole fly.

802
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: Well, I think this goes to show that no matter

803
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 2: if you are a bitch or an asshole, you can

804
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 2: still do the same things. If you want to leave

805
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 2: your friends in a lurch and betray the community as

806
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 2: a bitch or an asshole. You can still do it

807
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 2: no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole.

808
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. You could still get the same thing done.

809
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 3: Still gonna send it. Be clear, he's here. He just

810
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 3: apologized a huge bitch move. Yeah, that's how I know

811
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 3: you're not bab because you weren't like I had ship

812
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 3: to do.

813
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 4: So maybe it's not the ying yang.

814
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like if you're a real asshole, you

815
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: would been like, oh okay is it? Oh so that

816
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: that's how it's going to be, and then you just

817
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: cut the feed.

818
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 3: Kyle, you've got great lines, Okay, no one's denying your.

819
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 1: Shoulders in a nice ten. When you got that tank

820
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: top going, No one's.

821
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 4: Denying that, and a killer tattoo on the back that's

822
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 4: exposed when I rock the tank and.

823
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 3: When you were doing P ninety X. Yeah, we got

824
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 3: to post the Mikyle's P ninety X.

825
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: Can we let's do it.

826
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 2: I feel like, let's let's dig in the crates and post.

827
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 4: Adam Adam Covid.

828
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 2: I just died Covid.

829
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: He died from one the thing he love killed him.

830
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: Uh, let's let's post all of our P ninety x

831
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: bods because we would we would all work out together

832
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 2: during the P ninety X days. Tony Horton would inspire

833
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 2: us and we would work out in the Workaholics how

834
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 2: before we got the show, and I remember Durst would

835
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: come over and we're like finishing up a workout, like

836
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 2: he got there a little earlier, or maybe we're working

837
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 2: out a little late, and he would just be like,

838
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you guys doing.

839
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 3: I'm meeting a burrito from Fresh and Easy.

840
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 1: It's too Fresh and Easy. Rip.

841
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: Damn God, such a great one.

842
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: I mean, that was the first time I had ever

843
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: like done like a workout regiment. And we were all in,

844
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: all five of us in that house. Tony Horton was

845
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: a magical guy. We watched those damn DVDs so much

846
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: that you'd just start to memorize them and and just

847
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: fall in love with each character.

848
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would just quote all day long.

849
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: Do your best and forget the rest.

850
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: What was the one was like German potato soup? Yeah,

851
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 2: the German potato.

852
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: Hey backing up like a tear dact.

853
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 3: These dudes were just quoting paninety X like it was

854
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 3: the newest, funniest SNL sketch or some shit.

855
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 2: Dude, it was the best. And also Blake, that's still

856
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 2: your workout regimen, right, you didn't switch it up? Yea,

857
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 2: there's no muscle. There's no more muscle. So confusion over

858
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: there because you've been doing the same workout.

859
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:07,479
Speaker 1: For switch it up. But man, if it ain't broke,

860
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: don't fix it.

861
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 2: You do have a hot bod. You do have a

862
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 2: really hot.

863
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 4: Big ups for working out, bro good.

864
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: Job you so much.

865
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 3: So.

866
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 2: Rumor has it, Sir JSCA Parker and Kim control.

867
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: Okay, here's some tea.

868
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: Here's hey, here's some T some T t I I.

869
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: It's tea time t I I nation.

870
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: Hey, community, get your little tea cups out lug.

871
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: Because we're about to zip zips.

872
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 3: Oh look at that sound effects.

873
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: I don't know if you could hear that, but that's tea.

874
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: That was tea myself.

875
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 3: He's on one.

876
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: No.

877
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 2: Rumor has it, Sir Parker. They don't like each iry die.

878
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 3: You know where I said. Boy, that's not okay. Rumor

879
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 3: has it? They doesn't. This has gotta be a weekly segment.

880
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: Sipping tea Sippi tea.

881
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 2: I had, Hey sippet tea with Adam t You're a stupid,

882
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: dumb aff Yeah, and that's all the information we have

883
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 2: about like not like each other. Baby, And that's all

884
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: I got, And that's all I got.

885
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 3: You've got the scoop from two weeks ago and this

886
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 3: airs in three weeks.

887
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 4: Awesome.

888
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, some hot tea, that's some iced tea.

889
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 2: Freddy Got Fingered? Is my Freddie Got Fingered?

890
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: That's right? Yeah, I love that one.

891
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: I remember watching Freddy Got Fingered on the we Uh.

892
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: Me and Austin Anderson, who I moved out to California with,

893
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 2: good buddy of ours. He we were in a hotel

894
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: room staying with his dad, like looking for colleges when

895
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 2: I was eighteen, Like maybe we were going to go

896
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: to like Boulder, and so, uh we were out there

897
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 2: looking at the college and that kind of stuff. And

898
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: in that hotel room that night we snuck off, smoked

899
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 2: some weed and then came back and paid had his

900
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,760
Speaker 2: dad paid to watch Freddy Got Fingered. And we're laughing

901
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: so hard, we're crying, and his dad was like getting

902
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 2: upset at us. He's like, what the fuck, why are

903
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 2: you laughing so hard at this? He was like angry

904
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 2: that we found it so funny.

905
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 3: Because he thought it was so stupid.

906
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 2: Because he thought it was so stupid. Yes, he was

907
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 2: like he could not wrap his head around why we

908
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: thought it was so funny. It helped that we had

909
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 2: just smoked some kind.

910
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, I should let him in. He'd probably been like, oh,

911
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: now I get it.

912
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: He's a total bitch. Dude.

913
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: Is there saddest pod yet? Dude?

914
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? So what did you do to un bitchify your

915
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: child at that moment?

916
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 3: Bare bottom spanking?

917
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

918
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 3: Smart? I said, pull your pants down? Now did you

919
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 3: get years doing what is that with bear bottoms banking?

920
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 3: I know it hurts more, but just hit hit, hit harder,

921
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 3: and keep the pants on harder. Bitch.

922
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,439
Speaker 2: I feel like my parents never use a weapon. Pulled

923
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 2: my pants down? I got spin, I.

924
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 3: Got I got bare bottom spank belt, you.

925
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: Got bare So wait, what was the process of getting

926
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: bare bottom spank?

927
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 3: Like?

928
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: Was it like I'm over there, put your pants all

929
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: the way dow?

930
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: Does he rip your pants down? Or your mom?

931
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 3: Or does he? Yeah, there's a neighborhood guy who was, well.

932
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: Does your dad principal?

933
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 2: Is that man that is in your house make you?

934
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 3: When I get to make.

935
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 2: You pull your pants down in front of.

936
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: Him real quick. For the principal is more like an insertion, right.

937
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 3: That was like you're naughty, and I'd.

938
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 2: Go okay, wow.

939
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 5: No.

940
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 3: At that age, I feel like all my pants were

941
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 3: like elasticized or whatever. So it would just be like a.

942
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sweatpants only sweats.

943
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 3: No, no, no, even like your corduroys for like church

944
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 3: or whatever, had like a little laugh stick in the band,

945
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: like on the side.

946
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: Okay, just so parents could rip your ship down and.

947
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 3: Gosh, but gosh was like a child.

948
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 2: He was building them for easy access. Make sure you

949
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 2: put the elastic in the the quick release.

950
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: So sorry, I'm like, so this you're saying that the

951
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: man in your house, and just thank you.

952
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 3: No one else ever saw.

953
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: Some people call him a father, some some people called father.

954
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: He would tear your elastic pants down.

955
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 3: He would just pull the pants down.

956
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: And then start smacking. Yeah, now did you put your

957
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: hand in the way, because my whole thing was is

958
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 1: I would put my hand to defend.

959
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 2: He never made you strip in front of him. It

960
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 2: was it was a quick. It was always a yeah.

961
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: It was he like pull your pants down and you

962
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 2: you're like, no, I don't want.

963
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 3: The ass opens in the house. Were never like a

964
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 3: plan to go get a switch type thing, like it

965
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 3: took a bunch of time where he's like, oh, you

966
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 3: got in trouble at school.

967
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 2: It was that white hot anger that.

968
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 3: Just ignited exactly. It wasn't gonna be planned.

969
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: Out right, It happened in the moment.

970
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 3: But yeah, it would just be like if you put

971
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 3: your hand there, you move your hand, Yeah, you'd be like, no.

972
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:10,959
Speaker 2: No, dude.

973
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: I remember when I was like light enough, I'd like

974
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: put my hand down, but like I'd be getting hoisted

975
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: up by one arm, like feet off the floor and

976
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: then smacked and your hand is trying to block anything

977
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: and then you end up hurting your hand.

978
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 2: So what what were you guys getting beat for all

979
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 2: the time? What was?

980
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: What was That's a good question. Why the hell?

981
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 3: I remember specifically this happened a few times. And I

982
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 3: do love my mom.

983
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 2: Okay, sure we have to, we have to.

984
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the bitch whoa she's dealing with three boys

985
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 3: a lot on her plate.

986
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: This is sixty nine, dude, This is a very special event.

987
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 3: A special That's what he's gonna grow to realize.

988
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: Kyle never misses a sixty nine baby.

989
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 4: Oh no, I show up to every goddamn sixty nine.

990
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 3: Baby.

991
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: My mom is so fitted with talk show attire.

992
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 3: Nice.

993
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 2: Every time I FaceTime her, she's just wearing like teen

994
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 2: Cocoa shirts or Ellen sweatpants or whatever else.

995
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 4: That's great.

996
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's You guys are the same size.

997
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 2: Or the exact same size. Well, I ask for a

998
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: women's smalls for yourself.

999
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: That's why your nipples be popping.

1000
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 2: That's why my nipples are always popping out.

1001
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna

1002
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 3: be fun trying not to be who we are.

1003
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 2: I know that exactly. It's gonna be. It'll be weird.

1004
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 3: It's good to see you, Adam. I've known this guy

1005
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 3: for how long?

1006
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna dance a whole bunch? Like?

1007
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,959
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm gonna embarrass hers by making him dance a lot.

1008
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, twitch, hit it and then get up

1009
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 2: and then we'll have a little dance off.

1010
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna beat you to it. I'm gonna walk out

1011
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: with my dick tucked between my legs. Everything's gonna stop, Damn.

1012
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 2: Just wiggle your way out. That'd be great.

1013
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 4: Everything stops and then they're like, Okay, we're gonna need

1014
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 4: to take that again. Can you put your dick in

1015
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 4: your pants? Or goodbye?

1016
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: I can't have your dick out?

1017
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 3: And then I go, this isn't live.

1018
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 4: I don't care how long you've known each other. You

1019
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 4: can't have your dick out.

1020
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not a because it's ellen, because it's.

1021
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 2: Daytime, and they're like, yeah, just TV in general, you

1022
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: can't do you can't have your dick out.

1023
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 1: Can't do that on any show.

1024
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 3: Why aren't they laughing?

1025
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 2: But you guys have sick ass plans for your New

1026
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: Year's what's going on? You guys know what you're doing.

1027
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be home.

1028
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: You can party, Dade, party daddy.

1029
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: Ude, with these fucking trees trimmed.

1030
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, now that the trees are trimmed, we can

1031
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: really hit it.

1032
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in my front lawn just sipping tea,

1033
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 3: waving a neighbors.

1034
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy, banging pots and pants. I don't know what.

1035
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: I haven't done so thing for New Year's in a while.

1036
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: It's kind of a I kind of.

1037
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 2: Hate New Year's such a yeah, I'm like the rookie

1038
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 2: night dude, and Blake is such a pro.

1039
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 3: I don't know why everyone's expectations are always so high,

1040
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 3: because every year everyone goes it's not good.

1041
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 2: Blake is such a pro when it comes to being

1042
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 2: an alcoholic dude.

1043
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: No, I know that is totally it. With New Year's

1044
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: it's so much pressure to have fun. I get so

1045
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: worked up.

1046
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 3: But but but we we are now like posts, everyone

1047
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 3: expecting it to be good. Like everyone always talks about

1048
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 3: how shitty it is. So I don't understand why we

1049
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 3: don't just lower the expectations.

1050
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: Low word expectations.

1051
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: See, you want an awesome party where it's like I feel,

1052
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 2: New Year's is the one I never want to wear

1053
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 2: a suit or get dressed up, Like literally never I

1054
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 2: really want to do that. Yeah, except for New Year's.

1055
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: If New Year's Eve there was like a big fucking

1056
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: Gatsby ball, Yeah, everybody everybody wore little masks and wore

1057
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 2: tuxedos and beautiful gowns and then this is like a

1058
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: beautiful palace and fucked each other. That would be a

1059
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: dream New Year's. Maybe it never goes down. It never

1060
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 2: goes down. I never get the invite sword to me

1061
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 2: in a raven's mouth. That I never get that so yeah,

1062
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: what's the point. Maybe we're even trying.

1063
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: We're just not doing New Year's right. We need to

1064
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: get all like dressed in gold wear masks, go in

1065
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: a room with each other and kind of.

1066
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: Fuck, it's a gold I'm sure you lost me.

1067
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I like where he's going with.

1068
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: No, that's what you're supposed to do on New Year's

1069
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: is wear gold? Isn't that like a whole thing?

1070
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: You wear gold white grass.

1071
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's talking about.

1072
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 2: It's the fuck are you talking about?

1073
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: No, I think you're supposed to wear gold on news?

1074
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 3: Adam hit him, you blake assault at him.

1075
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 2: I've never heard that you wear gold on New.

1076
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: Maybe that's like a maybe that was just my grandma,

1077
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: and I just figured it was a real thing.

1078
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what.

1079
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 2: It was not amazing when parents or grandparents would just

1080
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 2: tell you something as a kid and you're just like, yeah,

1081
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 2: I guess that is a fact.

1082
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 3: I'll think about that till I'm forty.

1083
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it with the like grandma's wearing purple hats?

1084
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: Is that a thing?

1085
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: Just did you what do you mean? No? Did you

1086
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 2: have like a cool black grandmother that was taking you

1087
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 2: to church? Or something.

1088
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you have a grandmother that worked at the

1089
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 3: Kentucky Derby?

1090
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: Uh huh No, there's a thing like there's this club

1091
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: of grandma's that all wear like purple hats. That's a

1092
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: real thing, dude.

1093
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 3: Of John Bie from Pee Wee's Playhouse.

1094
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 2: Dude, well, I mean grandmothers in New Orleans specifically, they

1095
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 2: like will go drink tea siping. Oh h hit.

1096
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 3: Me with that.

1097
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 2: The tea they pour the tea on Sundays and then

1098
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 2: they go and like they drink, they wear their dumb

1099
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,280
Speaker 2: ass hats and they go, you know, have fucking.

1100
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: No guys, most of shit. I fucked up. I fucked up.

1101
00:48:59,160 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: It's not purple.

1102
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 2: We know.

1103
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: It's a red hat. It's a red hat. It's called

1104
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 1: the Red Hat Society. And all the grandmas wear red

1105
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: hats and they wear purple dress.

1106
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 3: All the grandmas. I've never seen the red and.

1107
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 2: What is going on?

1108
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: The Red Hat Society. It's an international social organization and

1109
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: it was found in nineteen ninety eight in the United

1110
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: States for women age fifty and beyond, but it's now

1111
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: open to women of all ages.

1112
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 2: Dude, nineteen ninety eight, that's not even that long ago.

1113
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 2: Whether they have the secret society. Secret societies are supposed

1114
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: to be like a thousand years old. This is like

1115
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: a new fifty.

1116
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: This is the new hot shit.

1117
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: And and by the way, it's not that secret of

1118
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 2: a society. It's literally there's a web joined. It's enjoyed

1119
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 2: society dot whatever, dot com. Dude, listen to these activities.

1120
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 2: Both red and pink hatters often wear very elaborate decorated

1121
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 2: hats and intention getting fashion accessories such as feather bow.

1122
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 2: The society's events very depending on the chapter, but common

1123
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 2: activities among red hatters include hosting tea parties, playing games,

1124
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 2: and going to movies. I want to be a grandma.

1125
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 3: God, I wish I was chunking, dude.

1126
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 2: You honestly you will be a grandmother. Dude.

1127
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: I see that you want to chunk. You want to

1128
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: chunk out of the red hat society. That ship is cool.

1129
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: They probably get fucked up and play.

1130
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 3: They don't they drink tea.

1131
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: Come on, that tea's got ship in it.

1132
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: People don't say kind bud anymore. I feel like we

1133
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 2: used to say kind bud a lot wor old.

1134
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: Well is that a specific brand? Maybe it's not a brand.

1135
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: No, it's not a brand it used to be because

1136
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 2: there was like shitty weed and that was that we

1137
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 2: called them rags or mids, and that was like kind

1138
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 2: of shitty, the shitty stuff there, and then if you

1139
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: got the top of the line stuff, it was kind.

1140
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,879
Speaker 1: Well, do you think it's because.

1141
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,280
Speaker 2: Everything is the weed has gotten so good that everybody

1142
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 2: is just spunked? Kind? Yeah?

1143
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I hear I think more you hear

1144
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: about if something's like mid or whatever, like if somebody's

1145
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: not smoking good stuff. But weed has come a long way.

1146
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: It's very fucking strong and delicious.

1147
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 2: It has. I'm gonna show you guys can came out

1148
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 2: with a bottle. Here we go. I'm gonna try to

1149
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 2: get you guys, uh one of these because they're fucking delicious.

1150
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 5: Here.

1151
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 2: I'll be right back.

1152
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,720
Speaker 3: From cam a bottle.

1153
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 4: This is the way.

1154
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: Let's see some cam bottle. Is it a different variation?

1155
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 3: Hey, while he's gone, I've never seen chucking boxing. I

1156
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 3: don't know he's talking about it. I think he made

1157
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 3: it up. I think it's he's that Oh no, he's

1158
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 3: not back. Okay, So anyway, I've never seen it, and

1159
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 3: I just like to team up against you. I hate you. Yeah,

1160
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 3: I want to be Adam's best friend. Yeah, I know

1161
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 3: it's not gonna happen.

1162
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: That's fine. I have my board.

1163
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 3: It's a long shot. Uh yeah, board teenager? We go?

1164
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 2: You should?

1165
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: You should?

1166
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 3: I should? What I should? What you should?

1167
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 2: Uh?

1168
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 3: Go ahead? I should? What you should?

1169
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: You should go over to Adam's house and hang out

1170
00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: with them more often?

1171
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, Hey, what up, dude? Chuck and buck?

1172
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 3: My men, there's no way you should be in Spanish

1173
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 3: one regular as. I think it was like a I

1174
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 3: think my senior year or junior year when I took

1175
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 3: my last Spanish class, I was in it with all freshmen.

1176
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had that with maths.

1177
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 3: I was like a dumb old weirdo.

1178
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 2: Wait, so you were in Spanish one your junior year?

1179
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 3: No, my sophomore year.

1180
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,959
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's a little late.

1181
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 3: There's ten of us in the high school that like,

1182
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 3: have you take Spanish one as a seventh grader? Do

1183
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? Oh, do you take Spanish? Yeah,

1184
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 3: because you start language in middle school.

1185
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 2: Oh we didn't. We started in eighth grade. We took

1186
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 2: it was just we took like a semester of each language.

1187
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 2: And then by the time we got to the high school,

1188
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 2: then you chose a language.

1189
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 3: But like that would have been one and I'm taking

1190
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 3: one as a sophomore in high school.

1191
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: Now good. So you were the biggest kid in class.

1192
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 3: Uh, there were a couple other people my age.

1193
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: At my school, you didn't even have to take a

1194
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: language as long as you took like an arts. So

1195
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: I took theater drama and I didn't even have to

1196
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: take Spanish. And that's why I'm stupid as fuck.

1197
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and your school was like a really dumb school

1198
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 2: or something.

1199
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gotten better, but you were allowed to graduate

1200
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 3: with two years of a language. But then when I

1201
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 3: got to college, they were like, what are you doing?

1202
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 3: You need to take language again? Yeah, and I was like, fux,

1203
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 3: So I took Norwegian. I took French in middle school. Yeah,

1204
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 3: y'all all get there. I took French in middle school

1205
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 3: and I was like, I want my name to be

1206
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 3: Jean Claude. You know how they give you a name. Yeah,

1207
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 3: so I was like j CVD. And then they were

1208
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 3: like someone already has that, and I go okay, So

1209
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 3: I thought the dash of course bro us era. So

1210
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 3: I thought the dash part was French. And then my

1211
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 3: favorite dog was a Chinese shar Pei. So I was like,

1212
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 3: you can call me shar Pei and she's like, that's

1213
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 3: not French, and I was like, then, don't call me anything.

1214
00:53:55,960 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 3: I was just like a fucking knucklehead. So she was like, okay, Sharpey.

1215
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 2: Okay, they're like Mary.

1216
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 3: There's a character in like high school musical named Sharpey

1217
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 3: or something. So I was on something.

1218
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1219
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 3: Then to Spanish in high school that was insane, and

1220
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 3: then yeah, because I still couldn't get it and everyone

1221
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,439
Speaker 3: around me didn't give a fuck, so we just never

1222
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 3: learned anything.

1223
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, those were the best classes when everyone was dumb

1224
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 2: and those and you guys were all on the same

1225
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 2: page with we're just not going to learn anything. And

1226
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 2: then the teacher's like, I can't fail them.

1227
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: Also because they'll get fired.

1228
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 2: If you just last second study just a little bit

1229
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 2: more than your dumb friends, she'll give you an acause

1230
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 2: she's like, all right.

1231
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 3: I tell you something. Yeah, at least that was never

1232
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 3: even I was like, no, I wouldn't even study last second.

1233
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gaming that system. I was.

1234
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 3: I remember guys like you having fun. And then on

1235
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 3: the exam, like the one they no homework, but then

1236
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 3: on the exam they'd be like, yeah, I gotta be

1237
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 3: plus and you go, that's not what she did. That's

1238
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 3: all we agreed to. We were both gonna fail, and

1239
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 3: around studied.

1240
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 2: We all said that we were going to fail this one.

1241
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: Kyle, I'll be treat me you betrayal.

1242
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 2: Remember that one time that when that girl wanted to

1243
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 2: have a threesome with us, Kyle, and then and then

1244
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 2: we didn't. We didn't do it sixty nine Did you

1245
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: remember that?

1246
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, then we just sixty nine each other.

1247
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 3: Remember that?

1248
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you remember that?

1249
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,439
Speaker 2: I don't remember that. I'm really happy we did because

1250
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 2: then that'd be like a really weird thing that we

1251
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 2: have between us, Like because I for sure would have

1252
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 2: probably seen your like the back of your nutsack or

1253
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 2: something like in a weird position. I'm glad we didn't

1254
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 2: do that.

1255
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying, if you guys did a threesome together,

1256
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: the two of you and a girl, you would have

1257
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: seen his nut sack.

1258
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure. I mean seeing like nut sacks and like

1259
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 2: the back of nut sacks, and maybe a buffet if.

1260
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 3: She calls for two cocks one Box. You guys doing that?

1261
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, good answer.

1262
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 2: Yes, I guess you would have had to. But but

1263
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 2: but we in the moment we were like, no, no,

1264
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: this will this will change our friendship dynamic forever.

1265
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,720
Speaker 4: No, I'm happy.

1266
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: I agree with you there, Adam.

1267
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 4: I'm glad we had the wherewithal to say, you know what,

1268
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 4: let's not do this.

1269
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and maybe we would have in the moment fell

1270
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 2: in love and then and then we end up fucking

1271
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 2: each other.

1272
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: Tw Cox, no box right, then two cox each other's mouths,

1273
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: and then.

1274
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 2: We don't have wives, you don't have kids, and we're

1275
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,240
Speaker 2: just together forever.

1276
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 3: You know, twu Cox got married.

1277
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: That could have that could have changed everything.

1278
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: I think that would be really interesting to do with

1279
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: a friend, like have a threesome with a very close friend,

1280
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: and I wonder where that could lead.

1281
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 3: I feel like that's how it usually they are, right,

1282
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 3: aren't they usually friends? Wouldn't they be?

1283
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 1: Is it?

1284
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 2: I feel like.

1285
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a scenario where it's a total stranger.

1286
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 3: I'm saying it's probably usually not an anonym, dude, it's

1287
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 3: probably like toot actually, and some girls.

1288
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 4: Like actually actually. I think that this is called like

1289
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 4: when you go and search for your unicorn, right.

1290
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh yes, great movie. Wait what Lauren Lapkiz.

1291
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, when a couple wants to have a threesome and

1292
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 4: then they go search for the random person that's going

1293
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 4: to be in it, that is not going to be

1294
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 4: a part of their world anymore after this one special night.

1295
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 4: But they just go find their unicorn, and the search

1296
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 4: for a unicorn is real.

1297
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: And the unicorn is just like a pretty slutty person

1298
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 2: that's willing to have sex with two complete strangers.

1299
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 4: Oh, slutty or sexually open minded? However you want to

1300
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 4: say that, you know your boobs are huge, sexual charged.

1301
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: I don't say slutty as a bad thing. I think

1302
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 2: slut's kind of rock.

1303
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sleut's rock.

1304
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 4: Yeah's rock. I dig sluts too.

1305
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: Adam comes from a long line of sluts.

1306
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure, proud sluts. Yeah yeah, we're a proud

1307
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 2: family of sluts.

1308
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 3: There was a cool fight in the stands at the

1309
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 3: Wisconsin Arizona State game last week. These two Arizona State

1310
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 3: guys were like getting hippy with each other and it

1311
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 3: was like going on way too long. We're like they're

1312
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 3: almost fighting, fucking dare you? And then some old like

1313
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 3: beer belly dad from Wisconsin who looked grizzled, right, like

1314
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 3: a guy who you're like, I don't know if I

1315
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 3: would fuck with this dude. He like throws hey, hey,

1316
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 3: bails around or some shit comes up and he's like,

1317
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 3: if you guys don't fucking shut up, I'm gonna fucking

1318
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 3: kick both your ass and stood come on, cut this

1319
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 3: shit out. Let's go Brandon.

1320
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 2: Shut up, bitch, What a fucking idiot.

1321
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, all right. I was with him,

1322
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 3: and then I and then he tried to be like,

1323
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 3: come on, let's go Brandon, right, and the guys were like, yeah,

1324
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 3: all right, let's go.

1325
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, bound by their their.

1326
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 2: The hatred of the president.

1327
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that stopped it.

1328
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 3: It stopped it.

1329
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 4: That stopped it. Yeah all right, all right cool.

1330
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: Wait, Well, if that's what brings us together, all of us,

1331
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm freaking pumped.

1332
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 3: Dude, let's go, Brandon. I think that's not how it's in,

1333
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 3: but yeah, if that brings everyone together.

1334
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: Well I'm on board. I've swung over.

1335
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 3: Well you have, I know you are. Can we get

1336
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 3: it on the soundboard?

1337
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely, We're gonna get one of those fucking things.

1338
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 4: Sucks.

1339
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 2: Well, I told you guys this story about the time

1340
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 2: that me and my dad always slap box, right, and

1341
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 2: so we were always fuck flat boxing each other. And

1342
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 2: then I was on tour and I did a show

1343
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 2: in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, which is like right next to Waterloo, Iowa,

1344
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 2: where I'm from, where my whole family's from. And it

1345
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 2: was a huge show, one of the biggest shows.

1346
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,439
Speaker 3: Did the water Lunatics come out?

1347
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh damn yes.

1348
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 2: We drank them out of alcohol halfway through the show,

1349
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 2: or not even a halfway through, like fifteen minutes in

1350
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 2: the show, they were like out of beer. So the

1351
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 2: then you had to go buy like the fifty four

1352
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 2: cases of beer. I'm still gonna say that. And it

1353
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 2: was like a big It was like thirty two hundred

1354
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 2: seats or something. And so it was an awesome show

1355
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 2: and it went great. And then after the show we

1356
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 2: went out, we went drinking. It was very fun. All

1357
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 2: my as friends are there, and then we're going back

1358
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 2: to the hotel and it's all icy out. It's like

1359
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 2: February when in the winter, and we're slat boxing and

1360
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 2: and then my dad uh starts to get too aggressive,

1361
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 2: like I'm winning the slip, so he closed fist, punches

1362
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 2: me in the mouth and like, uh, like popped me

1363
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 2: in my fucking lip. And so I'm like, what the

1364
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 2: fuck you hit me in the lip and he's like,

1365
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 2: oh shut And then I fucking popped him in the

1366
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: face and I gave him a black eye. And then

1367
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:34,919
Speaker 2: my mom, Now my mom's like stop it, stop it. Yeah,

1368
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 2: and my dad yeah, and then my dad and he's

1369
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,479
Speaker 2: like wants to fight me, and people have to hold

1370
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 2: him back and ship and uh. And then you know,

1371
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 2: cooler heads prevailed and we went to bed. I was like,

1372
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 2: when the prevail so so and then uh, we go

1373
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 2: back to our rooms whatever, you know, weird drunk and

1374
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 2: and you know how you guys fiss fight your dad's

1375
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 2: or do you guys get drunk? And went back to

1376
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 2: our rooms and all of a sudden, like I'm going

1377
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 2: to bed, and like forty five minutes later, thirty minutes later,

1378
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 2: I hear someone. No, I just hear someone in the

1379
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 2: hallway going like, oh man, come on, Jesus Christ, you

1380
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 2: just got know this. My dad. I got back into

1381
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 2: character and uh and I opened up the door and

1382
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 2: it's just my dad slumped in the hallway trying to sleep.

1383
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 2: In the hallway of the hotel. It's important, and I go,

1384
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 2: I go, Dad, what the fuck are you doing? He goes,

1385
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 2: your mom won't let me sleep in the room within it.

1386
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 3: The doghouse.

1387
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm like, I'm like, come in here. And

1388
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 2: then uh, he sleeps in the room with me. I

1389
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 2: wake up. He somehow he was wearing clothes when he

1390
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 2: got into bed, and then somehow he had stripped down

1391
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 2: to just his tidy whities. Yeah, and uh, I woke

1392
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 2: up to him throwing his leg over me and grabbing

1393
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: me around like big spooning me sure, and then brings

1394
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 2: me in close and I love you money. I'm sorry baby,

1395
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like the fuck and he goes, ah, that's.

1396
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1397
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 2: And then and then he was like, oh shit, I

1398
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 2: thought you were a petty and I'm like, oh, I'm not,

1399
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 2: I'm not petty.

1400
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 3: Cooler heads prevailed the cooler head God.

1401
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 1: Coler heads prevailed. Man.

1402
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 3: Man, this guy was docking with his dad, so that we.

1403
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 2: Have a really funny photo of like the next day

1404
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 2: of like me looking fat headed before all the booze

1405
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 2: I drank and my dad just fully having a black eye.

1406
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 2: And it's just us in the lobby of this shitty hotel,

1407
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 2: be like.

1408
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, it's.

1409
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 2: We're fine.

1410
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: We still love you to. I slept with him last night.

1411
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 3: Last night, cooler heads prevailed.

1412
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 1: Cooler heads once a good prevailed. Oh my god, damn,

1413
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: you gotta stop slapping your dad around, dude, that fucked up.

1414
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 2: It was It was a mutual slap around. We'll still

1415
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 2: do it. It's fun.

1416
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 1: It's fun to slap your dad bob and weave.

1417
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 2: But that thing, it's it's it's slap boxing.

1418
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 3: Ironically, that's also how you dance.

1419
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: I do just lots of hands like a wild and

1420
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: crazy guy.

1421
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 3: I never danced at him. He might hit you.

1422
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: There's a lot of hands coming at you.

1423
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. If I'm slam dancing with my brols, that's

1424
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 2: I'm slam dancing with my brows. Let's go.

1425
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: We're just comedians, bro. Why are we getting so serious?

1426
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 2: Dude? Because I'm trying to talk about titty milk and

1427
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 2: you guys don't even like I was like really wanting

1428
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 2: to go down. This is it sweet? Is it about?

1429
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 2: Like what they It's good? Right? Yes?

1430
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 4: It rock?

1431
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 1: Yes?

1432
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 2: Yes man?

1433
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,479
Speaker 1: You get those drips. Go get that can you buy

1434
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: titty milk on the wet, on the internet, on the West.

1435
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 2: I bet there's some dark I mean weird. That's nose

1436
01:03:58,920 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 2: that it's not.

1437
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 3: Even dark, it's just it's women. If you want to

1438
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 3: not use if you can't, if you're not producing and

1439
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 3: you don't want to use formula, you can.

1440
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: Buy other ladies breast milk.

1441
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: That is wild? What wild?

1442
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 2: That is insane? That doesn't seem like it's a bottle like.

1443
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 3: Hey, and you can buy jizz it's just called sperm.

1444
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 2: But but yeah, yeah, but you can't just go online.

1445
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 2: You're saying, like you go to like an Amazon, you

1446
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 2: can buy it.

1447
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 3: Can't you? Well it's not bad, but it's yes. Can't

1448
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 3: you buy a bottle of fluid?

1449
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 2: Like you can't buy someone's bag of blood? Like that's

1450
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 2: illegal to do? Right?

1451
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 3: Oh well no, that's what you do. You go to

1452
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 3: a hospital, you get someone's blood. Blood called blood transfusion.

1453
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm saying me as just a guy

1454
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 2: that wants to try titty milk, I can't know.

1455
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 3: Adam Devine, you can.

1456
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm looking at breast milk one hundred ounces on eBay

1457
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 1: right now. Oh can you mix that with some can

1458
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars.

1459
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 2: So can you buy jizz on eBay?

1460
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: You want me to see jizz for sale?

1461
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, see if there's any for sale, because I don't

1462
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 2: think you could buy jigs. It's crazy that you can

1463
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 2: buy titty milk, like because the guy, because what if

1464
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 2: it's a it's aids titty mill.

1465
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: We have seaman acts.

1466
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 3: What are you cutting yourself open and pouring it into

1467
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 3: your blood stream?

1468
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 1: Whoa dude, Adam, I just found something. Guys. It's called

1469
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: porn sperm artificial sperm. It comes in a tube. What

1470
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 1: the fuck is this?

1471
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 2: Do you inject that down your d hole?

1472
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 3: Or what? Okay, what's the name and let's shout them

1473
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 3: out so they can send us a box.

1474
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: It's called porn sperm. Porn artificial sperm one hundred and

1475
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: twenty five milliliter two fake.

1476
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 2: Joe, So what for? Like if you're shooting a porno

1477
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 2: and then, admittedly I'm not a big shooter, Like, if

1478
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 2: I'm shooting a porno, it'd be the cumshot would be disappointing.

1479
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 2: It'd be like, no, all that work, a dribbler, all

1480
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 2: that work, and it's just like an active volcano.

1481
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 3: He dropped in from the top rope for a dribble.

1482
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, dropped in all that work and it's just dribbling.

1483
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 2: We had a teacher that I hated so much that

1484
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 2: I went to this school board and oh, yeah, the bitch.

1485
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 2: And she got a petition with multiple teachers on it, uh,

1486
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 2: saying that she's not fit to be a teacher, multiple

1487
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 2: other teachers in the school, and then went to the

1488
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 2: school board and spoke, you're a Karen It totally dude,

1489
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 2: and uh, she was the worst. She was a fucking

1490
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 2: nightmare math teacher. And then she was demoted to in

1491
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,400
Speaker 2: school detention teacher, so then she could only teach kids.

1492
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 2: And so that was my sophomore year of high school

1493
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,400
Speaker 2: when this all this went down. My senior year, as

1494
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 2: I'm walking out of the school, she goes, godam divine.

1495
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 2: I turn around. It was like a fucking John Huston, Yes, Satan,

1496
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 2: I turn around and she goes, I fucking hate you.

1497
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, but you get it.

1498
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, I hate you too, bitch, And

1499
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 2: I walked out and was like yeah, and that was

1500
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 2: I mean that that teacher also we hated her. She

1501
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 2: hated us.

1502
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 1: That's cool.

1503
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 2: There was a mutual hate. Dude, she hated everyone?

1504
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 3: Was it sexual attention though probably well.

1505
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 2: You could tell she wanted a fuck uh no, but

1506
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 2: uh not for me. Maybe that's why I was so

1507
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 2: salty with her. Only she would she would show like

1508
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 2: the athletes, the jocks like special attention, and everyone else,

1509
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 2: you would fucking hate their guts. So I was standing

1510
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 2: up for all of the little the cripples, the spast

1511
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 2: all the little crips, all the little spas, and.

1512
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 1: The crips were cripple.

1513
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 3: And that's why you do stand up. Now you're still

1514
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 3: standing up.

1515
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: Damnoper foul taking here.

1516
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 5: But wow, another just wondering if you'd rather have penises

1517
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 5: for fingers or but jones for years, or you'd rather

1518
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 5: shit a brick or a piece of golf ball?

1519
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

1520
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 1: For too many would.

1521
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 5: Rather have teaste buds in your but.

1522
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:16,520
Speaker 3: Yes, you taste buds in your butthole obviously.

1523
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 2: That's all I have to obviously taste buds.

1524
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, out of all of those.

1525
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with her, idiot, You're idiot. I'm with hers,

1526
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 3: like and obviously obviously penises for fingers obviously, then vaginas well.

1527
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 2: I mean, I imagine how great you'd be at uh

1528
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:38,160
Speaker 2: finger that fingering you had penises fingers that you'd be incredible.

1529
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 2: Women would be lining up down the block.

1530
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:41,679
Speaker 3: Also, that's just cool.

1531
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the you're on the Tonight Show for sure,

1532
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,560
Speaker 2: showing your penis fingers.

1533
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 3: Sixteen vaginas for ears. That's that's you gotta have like

1534
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 3: tampons in your ears.

1535
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 4: Now, No, you think you have to pee out of

1536
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 4: each one of those penises, Like do each one of

1537
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:57,720
Speaker 4: them have a bladder or what?

1538
01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,600
Speaker 1: That's a lot of piss.

1539
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 3: Sure, But then and you're like, that's so easy to

1540
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,240
Speaker 3: just kind of be like ten more times a day,

1541
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 3: I'm running the bathroom.

1542
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 4: I don't know about that.

1543
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,879
Speaker 3: No, you you have still same bladder?

1544
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, did you guys do like something where you

1545
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 4: were abandoning, let's go, what's going on?

1546
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,439
Speaker 2: You were saying, let's well, we're trying to get the

1547
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:16,519
Speaker 2: let's st Why would.

1548
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 3: We tell you? Why would we tell you? Don't tell him?

1549
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 2: Okay, fuck him, let's go. I'm sorry, Well I just

1550
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,799
Speaker 2: heard it. I'm sorry to trying to talk to my friend.

1551
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,799
Speaker 4: You try to stop it. Let's stop, let's.

1552
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,679
Speaker 2: Go, we're trying to start. Let's stop. Let's go the movement.

1553
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 3: You're so lucky. We're telling you why.

1554
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:34,799
Speaker 2: Because let's go is the worst dude? Wait what why

1555
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 2: because it sucks?

1556
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 1: Well, here's the tipping point is that hurts. Renna Car

1557
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 1: made it their official promo.

1558
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 2: And you know how I don't fuck with hurts. Yeah,

1559
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,600
Speaker 2: like fuck hurts. Obviously, I get that.

1560
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,640
Speaker 4: I get that hurts. Yeah, it hurts, don't it.

1561
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,800
Speaker 1: And you know, somebody on Twitter sent me one where

1562
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 1: it was also like Discovery Channel is now let's go,

1563
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: where it's like turn on Discovery, let's go.

1564
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,960
Speaker 4: No, I mean I totally get it. I just was like,

1565
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 4: this is it is weird. It's going corporate, It's going corporate.

1566
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 2: It's weird. The amount of like friends that I know

1567
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,639
Speaker 2: that I respect their opinions yea, or like reaching out

1568
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 2: to me about the Righteous Gemstones coming back, and they're

1569
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 2: they're like, I posted like a trailer for Righteous Chimpstones

1570
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 2: on my Instagram and then they will like text me

1571
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 2: or DM me going let's fucking go, let's go, dude,

1572
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,960
Speaker 2: January ninth, let's go. And I'm like, I don't know

1573
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,760
Speaker 2: if I can be your friend anymore. Now let's go.

1574
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 2: If I've just lost about twenty percent of my friend

1575
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 2: group over, let's go.

1576
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 4: This is what goes on right when people are like

1577
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 4: literally literally literally, it's like it just becomes a part

1578
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 4: of your vernacular or like really really really really.

1579
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 3: My eight year old the other day he started saying

1580
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 3: that like to be honest, Like it was if I'm

1581
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 3: being honest everyone was saying, and then it became to

1582
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,160
Speaker 3: be honest, and my eight year old said is that.

1583
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is fuck crazy.

1584
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,559
Speaker 2: Your eight year oldest is finally being honest.

1585
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been lying for years to be honest.

1586
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,080
Speaker 2: Blue is no longer my favorite coach.

1587
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 3: Do not know what I'm talking about?

1588
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 2: I don't not.

1589
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 3: Blake was doing it for a very long time on

1590
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 3: the podcast.

1591
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 1: That's my catch phrase, if we're being honest.

1592
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,519
Speaker 4: It's a preface.

1593
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 3: It's like a preface you would always say before a sentence.

1594
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 3: You'd say, if I'm being honest. It was the thing

1595
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,919
Speaker 3: people were saying, and then they've shortened it to.

1596
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: Honestly, who throws a shoe?

1597
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 3: It's it's all pointless and stupid, you know, which is

1598
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,759
Speaker 3: why I had to beat my kid ahead.

1599
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 2: It's just like a little phrase that people will latch

1600
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 2: onto it's a preface, and then it becomes part of

1601
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 2: everyone's you know, every day lexicon.

1602
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 3: Right, like like how we always used to all say gyeah,

1603
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 3: yes jah, yeah.

1604
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 1: I mean soon enough, let's go, we'll cycle through. I'm

1605
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 1: just really excited to see what's next. It's gonna be

1606
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: fucking cool.

1607
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:02,879
Speaker 2: My father, there's stories of him just going around omaha, no,

1608
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 2: uh no, his friends because I go hunting with a

1609
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 2: group of my friends and a group of his friends

1610
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 2: once a year. We haven't done the last couple of

1611
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 2: years because of COVID and and cancer. But COVID, COVID,

1612
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:17,679
Speaker 2: COVID strikes again. But there's evidently he bit a man's

1613
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 2: finger off. Yeah, back in the day, So he bit

1614
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 2: a man's finger off. So like I, you know, I'm

1615
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 2: afraid if he get were to get real riled up,

1616
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 2: something could turn real sideways to where he just I

1617
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 2: feel like I would never bite a man's fing that's

1618
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:36,320
Speaker 2: like life.

1619
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I feel like you would

1620
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 3: You do think i'd buy a man's Yeah?

1621
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you would totally bite somebody's finger off.

1622
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: You're you're definitely the guy to bite.

1623
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 3: And then you would blame them yeah, it's yeah, you'd

1624
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 3: be like, what do you want me to You did that?

1625
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,719
Speaker 3: You did that? Well you started.

1626
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,880
Speaker 2: If they're putting their all up in my face, dude,

1627
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 2: they deserve a little chop child. I don't.

1628
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 3: I mean, I think I think you would go for him.

1629
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:03,679
Speaker 3: I think if they were nearby and you were losing,

1630
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 3: you'd go for them.

1631
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 2: Well, it depends. Is this a life or death fight,

1632
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 2: like a friendly shot, the fight with my dad in

1633
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:15,920
Speaker 2: that parking lot in front of the local radicin he

1634
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:16,880
Speaker 2: wanted to kill you.

1635
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 3: What was his fight? Was his fight life or death?

1636
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 2: No? His fight was like guys followed them home from

1637
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,600
Speaker 2: the bar and like they fought in in so I

1638
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:29,719
Speaker 2: don't know, you know, they they were like street kids.

1639
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,720
Speaker 2: So there could have been knives.

1640
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 3: And sure, chains, yeah, chains, but street rat handfuls of dirt.

1641
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 2: No, but that they were like super Like my dad

1642
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 2: had friends that were murdered and ship, you know, like

1643
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 2: stabbed to death.

1644
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what the fuck?

1645
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,760
Speaker 2: In high school he had a friend get stabbed in

1646
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,040
Speaker 2: the hallway and murdered. What.

1647
01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's fucking crazy at school.

1648
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,560
Speaker 2: At school, Wow.

1649
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,679
Speaker 1: That's really insane.

1650
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 2: So yeah, it could have been it could have been

1651
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 2: life or death. I don't know, you know that being said, Like,

1652
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,800
Speaker 2: if I'm in a fist fight with usually, I've only

1653
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 2: ever fought my friends. It's always been like tempers get

1654
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 2: a little out of hand, and then me and a

1655
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 2: buddy go at it. But we're not actually like you're

1656
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 2: just trying to win the fight. You're not trying to

1657
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,640
Speaker 2: physically hurt them to where they can't like walk the

1658
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 2: next day.

1659
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Do we know what you mean?

1660
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 3: I don't know what I don't know.

1661
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like, if I were to fight, you know,

1662
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,240
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I wouldn't, like if there was an opportunity

1663
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 2: to break your neck, I wouldn't do it.

1664
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.

1665
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's big of you.

1666
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 2: But if I'm in a fistfight and and there's like

1667
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 2: a guy with a fucking blade and he's coming at

1668
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 2: me and he's like, I'm I'm gonna murder you, then

1669
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,960
Speaker 2: I looked for the opportunity to break his goal.

1670
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 1: You're looking for the excuse to kill a man.

1671
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 2: If he's trying to kill me. If I think that

1672
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,280
Speaker 2: my life is in danger. But if I'm fighting a friend,

1673
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 2: I know my life's not in danger.

1674
01:14:58,800 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 5: You know.

1675
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,880
Speaker 2: I'm going when I to this Pitch Perfect show, I'm

1676
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:05,439
Speaker 2: going to Germany and I hear there's like really weird

1677
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:07,760
Speaker 2: stuff over there that I'm kind of like, I've never

1678
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 2: seen anything. I'm kind of excited to see some weird

1679
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:10,799
Speaker 2: weirdo stuff.

1680
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: Like what are we talking like a like live shows

1681
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 1: or whatever, or are you trying to get into some

1682
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:15,879
Speaker 1: weird raves.

1683
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like weird sex clubs or like the Bergheim

1684
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 2: or something. I think I've been told that, And that's

1685
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:28,960
Speaker 2: like a famous like techno like dance club place Bergheim, Yeah,

1686
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,280
Speaker 2: I believe, so it's I think it's Burgheim, and it's

1687
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 2: like a famous German uh Berlin like techno club that

1688
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 2: everyone's told me about. And there's like I guess in

1689
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,720
Speaker 2: the basement is like where weird shit goes down that

1690
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,800
Speaker 2: you can unsee it. I had some bros like you

1691
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 2: can't unsee it, bro, which I hate when people say

1692
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,280
Speaker 2: that because you obviously you can't unsee anything. It's weird.

1693
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything you see you've seen forever, you've.

1694
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:55,920
Speaker 2: Saw it, you see it. But evidently like really weird

1695
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,519
Speaker 2: stuff goes down, and I'm kind of like, well, what

1696
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:58,600
Speaker 2: would shock me?

1697
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:01,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, right, Yeah, this is weird. I just

1698
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: looked at up bird Hind and the actual building looks

1699
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:07,160
Speaker 1: like a prison. It looks scariest it.

1700
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:09,599
Speaker 3: Might have been or worse. Where is this Germany?

1701
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Berlin, it could have been worse. But evidently

1702
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 2: it's like super exclusive, like they only allow a certain

1703
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:19,320
Speaker 2: amount of people in and it runs from like Friday

1704
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 2: at like ten pm to Sunday at like six am.

1705
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,600
Speaker 2: On Monday or.

1706
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 3: Whatever, it's open, I mean the whole time.

1707
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 2: That whole time, and people stay there that whole time.

1708
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 2: There might be drugs involved.

1709
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,240
Speaker 1: But probably probably some dabbling.

1710
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,840
Speaker 2: But I've been told by multiple people that like you'll

1711
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:39,400
Speaker 2: just show up and you're there and you're like hey,

1712
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,160
Speaker 2: and they're like, now I get the fuck out of

1713
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 2: the line. Not you.

1714
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:45,519
Speaker 3: It's like fifty four. Yeah, well I'm not getting in

1715
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,000
Speaker 3: here with that shirt on. But yeah, I said, you're

1716
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:53,599
Speaker 3: not getting in here. Is that the best trailer moment ever?

1717
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 1: What trailer was that from? Don't say Chucking Buck?

1718
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 3: We'll circle back, We'll circle back.

1719
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, I was just like I don't know, like,

1720
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,519
Speaker 2: what would that? What is going to shock me there,

1721
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 2: or if it's like, yeah, some weird that's some weird

1722
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:05,920
Speaker 2: ship for sure.

1723
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like there's a lot of stuff that

1724
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: I would if I saw it, Like I've seen a

1725
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:12,360
Speaker 1: lot of stuff on the internet, but seeing ship live

1726
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,400
Speaker 1: and this is a great segue to theater.

1727
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 2: But smelling it, yeah, I think I think it's not

1728
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 2: the scene it it's the smelling of it, right that

1729
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:24,160
Speaker 2: you're that's what you can't you can't unsmell that.

1730
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:28,640
Speaker 3: Or like a little splash you're involved now suddenly.

1731
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, splash zone, Yeah, suddenly if you're splash. Uh, I

1732
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,720
Speaker 2: want to steer clear of the splash zone.

1733
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,559
Speaker 1: Definitely show up in a little raincoat for sure.

1734
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,800
Speaker 2: Or maybe I come and I'm uh, you're definitely gonna

1735
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,400
Speaker 2: I'm covered in this fakes firm cum loop water face,

1736
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,720
Speaker 2: creamy lifelike, unscented seamen sex lubricant. I close myself with it,

1737
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 2: and that's how I show it to the front door,

1738
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 2: and they're like, for sure, you guys can come.

1739
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:51,200
Speaker 1: In you front of the line.

1740
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 2: Yes, Chloe has me on a collar or something like

1741
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,040
Speaker 2: a collar in a leash and then I'm just I

1742
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,640
Speaker 2: just like close myself with this stuff and they're like,

1743
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,280
Speaker 2: all right, well, you guys.

1744
01:18:00,439 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 3: I think you'd be okay. This happened to me and

1745
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:05,040
Speaker 3: Wess Hollywood when I lived there years ago. When you

1746
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 3: make eye contact with somebody who you definitely like, somebody

1747
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,840
Speaker 3: who's like shitting on the side of the road, and

1748
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 3: you're looking, you're like, oh my god, and then they

1749
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:14,719
Speaker 3: just they turn somehow lock eyes with you, and you're like,

1750
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 3: oh fuck, and they you haven't had a moment, you've

1751
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:24,320
Speaker 3: both shared them and then maybe they hand you a screenplay. Right,

1752
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,639
Speaker 3: Just don't lock eyes with somebody in the basement.

1753
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 2: They're clear of the eyes the portal to the soul.

1754
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:31,800
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

1755
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:34,320
Speaker 1: I feel like at those weird performance art things, they're

1756
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 1: trying to get you to look in the eyes. They

1757
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 1: want you to soul link with them, and they just

1758
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:41,040
Speaker 1: because they know they probably fucking live for that ship,

1759
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 1: knowing you'll never forget them.

1760
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 3: Is that how you met Kyle?

1761
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a similar situation.

1762
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 2: Kyle was sitting on the floor and you guys locked eyes.

1763
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:52,560
Speaker 1: Kyle was like the g g Allen of Silverwood Elementary.

1764
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:56,439
Speaker 1: It was crazy top lots of scat play and cutting himself.

1765
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 1: It was cool.

1766
01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:02,479
Speaker 2: Man, I had a teacher once that I would fake

1767
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 2: flirt with her so often. Yeah, I would fake flirt

1768
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,480
Speaker 2: when I was like a junior.

1769
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 3: And she's like, there's this boy at school, great as

1770
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,840
Speaker 3: it's totally gonna get me fired, and yeah.

1771
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:19,160
Speaker 2: And I just I'm doing it so my classmates are laughing.

1772
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:22,080
Speaker 1: And everything you were doing was a performance.

1773
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,120
Speaker 2: It's a performance.

1774
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 3: It's a performance.

1775
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 2: And so I had I had a question for her

1776
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,000
Speaker 2: after class, and she wouldn't talk to me alone in

1777
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,960
Speaker 2: the classroom. She made me go in the hallway to

1778
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 2: talk to her.

1779
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,000
Speaker 1: You made her feel unsafe.

1780
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh, I guess I'm like a

1781
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,599
Speaker 2: I didn't even know. I thought I was just doing comedy.

1782
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:46,120
Speaker 1: So so so the Lord of the crips, how are you?

1783
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:49,040
Speaker 3: Let's roll out into the hallway and talk here.

1784
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 2: I was out of my wheelchair by that point.

1785
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 1: What would you say? What do you mean you would

1786
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:55,719
Speaker 1: flirt with her? Was it like hey, a nice dress today,

1787
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 1: or like yeah, I don't.

1788
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,760
Speaker 2: Know, I don't think it was like that. It would

1789
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 2: be like like it'd be like over the top stuff.

1790
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,120
Speaker 2: It'd be like.

1791
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:04,799
Speaker 1: Great ass, run ass.

1792
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,280
Speaker 3: It'd be like look at that tits, is this a

1793
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,759
Speaker 3: boner in my sweatpants are huge.

1794
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 2: No, I don't know even what it was. It'd be

1795
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,200
Speaker 2: like anything for you, miss and her name and like

1796
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 2: anything for you of course, of course, and you know,

1797
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:21,200
Speaker 2: just kind of laying it on thick or being like

1798
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,360
Speaker 2: what perfume are you wearing today? That is delightful? And

1799
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 2: you know, my friends think it's funny. And she thinks

1800
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,040
Speaker 2: that I'm being a total creep.

1801
01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:31,640
Speaker 1: Was she like, you know whatever? For what it is?

1802
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,519
Speaker 1: Was she attractive or was she were.

1803
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,200
Speaker 3: You gonna say stacked?

1804
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. I think so for what I remember.

1805
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 2: But go back anytime you look at old photos of

1806
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,080
Speaker 2: people that you thought were like the hottest people in

1807
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,599
Speaker 2: the world. Yeah, and you go back and look from

1808
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:49,719
Speaker 2: like when you're a kid and you're.

1809
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,080
Speaker 1: Like yearbooks, what oh going through the yearbook to like

1810
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: the babes from like junior high or high school, You're

1811
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,720
Speaker 1: just like, what the fuck were we Like it's like.

1812
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 2: A pre insist there, hey, But at the.

1813
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:05,000
Speaker 3: Time this goes into a whole thing about just a vibe, dude.

1814
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,400
Speaker 2: It's a vibe.

1815
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:09,360
Speaker 3: Still put out that vibe, dude. Yeah, they might look

1816
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,200
Speaker 3: like a horse now or something, but like.

1817
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 1: Back in the day.

1818
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:14,040
Speaker 3: They have the vibe. We're like if they're sitting in

1819
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 3: front of you and they turn around like did you need.

1820
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 1: A pencil the day, and you're like, fuck, Melanie was cool.

1821
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,360
Speaker 1: Melanie was so nice. He'd write on my hand. It

1822
01:21:23,439 --> 01:21:25,639
Speaker 1: was just meant the world to me. Dude, right, dude,

1823
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,400
Speaker 1: if a girl would just be like, can I write

1824
01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:27,960
Speaker 1: on your hand?

1825
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? The amount of notes that were passed back

1826
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,680
Speaker 2: and forth, get real, dude.

1827
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,400
Speaker 3: Entire forests of notes.

1828
01:21:34,479 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 2: Hey, ladies, if you want in today's age, if you

1829
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 2: want to get a husband, thank you, come on past

1830
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,439
Speaker 2: past that man a note? Yes maybe?

1831
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:44,080
Speaker 3: Or no, are you talking about in high school?

1832
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:45,920
Speaker 2: No, I'm talking and I'm talking today.

1833
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 1: Or steal his hat and run away with it and

1834
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,320
Speaker 1: don't let him have it back and put it on.

1835
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe maybe.

1836
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,760
Speaker 2: Take his trapper Keeper and vandalize it.

1837
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,960
Speaker 1: Just rip the freaking hat off his head, run away,

1838
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,439
Speaker 1: put it on, take some selfie with it.

1839
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:03,960
Speaker 2: I remember this girl stole my brand new trapper Keeper

1840
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:05,439
Speaker 2: and wrote fluffy buns.

1841
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:08,000
Speaker 3: Do I make you that's not okay?

1842
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,680
Speaker 2: Wrote fluffy buns on the Nike swish. There was a

1843
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:13,000
Speaker 2: white Nike swish in the middle.

1844
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 3: You ever heard her use those words before.

1845
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:15,639
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

1846
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 2: No, her and her friends.

1847
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,479
Speaker 1: In hindsight, I was like, they must have like really

1848
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 1: wanted or something.

1849
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,719
Speaker 3: Well, were they talking about your butt being fluffy?

1850
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, my my butt?

1851
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:26,479
Speaker 3: They that's accurate.

1852
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeh, fluffy butt, that's one way to explain it. And

1853
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 1: fucking dump truck ats. She just wrote dump truck ASTs.

1854
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 2: There were fluffy bumps. I was so fucking mad. I

1855
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,439
Speaker 2: was so mad at these girls, like I want to say,

1856
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:46,640
Speaker 2: like six months, Like the the levels mad was disproportionate

1857
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:47,559
Speaker 2: to what they did.

1858
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,040
Speaker 1: No, man, you still haven't forgiven them the obviously, I know.

1859
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:59,320
Speaker 2: Piss. Now, Well, Kyle, where's where's your weirdest place that

1860
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:02,160
Speaker 2: you mastered? Because I know mine was out of TJ

1861
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:07,719
Speaker 2: Max and Blake's was on a plane. Where was yours?

1862
01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:10,559
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess school. I don't know. I can't remember.

1863
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 8: Oh you jerked off in school, like in class, like

1864
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:15,280
Speaker 8: in the bathroom.

1865
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:17,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good.

1866
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember. I spent a lot of time at school.

1867
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:22,880
Speaker 3: We had practice in the morning. Then you just go

1868
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:24,160
Speaker 3: straight to school.

1869
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,960
Speaker 2: You didn't have time to jerk off at home. You

1870
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 2: had to do it and.

1871
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,080
Speaker 3: Then you go straight to practice after it's is your

1872
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:29,639
Speaker 3: there a lot.

1873
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:32,479
Speaker 2: And horniness like would just hit you like a ton

1874
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:37,080
Speaker 2: of it still does, still does to this day.

1875
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 4: I think probably like in the back of a moving

1876
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 4: van or something like that, you know what I mean,

1877
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,520
Speaker 4: like a church van, youth group trip on the moving vane,

1878
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,080
Speaker 4: like not a moving van, but like a vehicle that's

1879
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:49,559
Speaker 4: moving people in it, by the.

1880
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:52,320
Speaker 3: Way, like what, we don't know, what's weird too exactly?

1881
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, did you guys ever jerk off like while

1882
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:57,439
Speaker 2: in a car with your family?

1883
01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 3: No?

1884
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:04,200
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, yeah, this is why we missed you, Kyle.

1885
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:11,599
Speaker 4: We had a a nineteen eighty Ford Tourists.

1886
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that that is the horniest vehicle.

1887
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,360
Speaker 3: Sexual the lines on that thing.

1888
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,160
Speaker 2: This is important.

1889
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,280
Speaker 3: You had a tourist that was a game changer, that

1890
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,080
Speaker 3: was a future car.

1891
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,600
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Yeah, it was a Ford Tourist. It was

1892
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,479
Speaker 4: a station wagon.

1893
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:29,559
Speaker 3: So that's a beautiful car in your car, guy, thank you.

1894
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 4: And it was the kind that in the back where

1895
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,679
Speaker 4: the trunk was, it had a seat face backward and

1896
01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:35,759
Speaker 4: that faced backwards.

1897
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:38,640
Speaker 2: So then you you're kind of just creeping on like

1898
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:41,800
Speaker 2: the drivers behind you just cranking down Your Mom's like

1899
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,320
Speaker 2: what you doing back there, Kyle.

1900
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, just looking at stuff.

1901
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, just doing on some brain quest, you know, can

1902
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:48,960
Speaker 1: you open the back windshield?

1903
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:58,920
Speaker 2: Yes? I just recently got into listening to some of

1904
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:00,519
Speaker 2: the Beatles there pretty good.

1905
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,080
Speaker 4: Oh dude, yeah they're bad.

1906
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:03,360
Speaker 3: They had a handful of songs.

1907
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,080
Speaker 4: Did you guys watch though, Did you guys.

1908
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,560
Speaker 2: Watch the fucking uh the documentary?

1909
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:08,800
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1910
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,000
Speaker 2: It was. It was super boring and long.

1911
01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:13,760
Speaker 3: I turned. I didn't get through it. I didn't get

1912
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:14,040
Speaker 3: through it.

1913
01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:16,679
Speaker 4: No, that ship was so good, so good.

1914
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 2: It's interesting, way long and boring.

1915
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:20,240
Speaker 4: I fucking love that thing.

1916
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:23,320
Speaker 2: It was interesting just how it made me go like

1917
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:26,439
Speaker 2: I could be the Beatles. I'm as good as the Beatles.

1918
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:27,320
Speaker 3: Well, it was great.

1919
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:29,000
Speaker 1: That's not what I took away from it.

1920
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:31,960
Speaker 3: Can we talk about this real quick?

1921
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1922
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,639
Speaker 3: Is the what is the scenario where you would feel

1923
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,160
Speaker 3: okay having killed someone?

1924
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:42,880
Speaker 1: Feel okay if they're.

1925
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:44,280
Speaker 3: Like you, where you don't think it would haunt you?

1926
01:25:45,439 --> 01:25:46,759
Speaker 2: What were they mad? Rude?

1927
01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1928
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,680
Speaker 3: Like like you get seated at a table and they

1929
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,560
Speaker 3: just don't bring you menus? You fully should get to

1930
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:58,240
Speaker 3: kill the host or hosted.

1931
01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:05,120
Speaker 2: Were they like super rude to yours? Then maybe no,

1932
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:08,080
Speaker 2: it would need to be like like I always think

1933
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,160
Speaker 2: like if I come.

1934
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 8: Bullets, if you come fire bullets, and if I come

1935
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,760
Speaker 8: like out of my bedroom and there's just like a

1936
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,400
Speaker 8: guy in the hallway and he has like a knife

1937
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:23,759
Speaker 8: for a gun, or like he's not leaving if I'm leaving,

1938
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:24,920
Speaker 8: and then we fight.

1939
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:28,599
Speaker 2: I if I end up killing him, I don't want to.

1940
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:31,120
Speaker 2: But if he's if I think like he's there to

1941
01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:34,120
Speaker 2: kill me, right, yeah, then I think I'd be okay

1942
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,400
Speaker 2: with it. I'm sure it would. I would have to

1943
01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:37,840
Speaker 2: go to counseling or whatever.

1944
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:40,679
Speaker 1: Would get you to therapy.

1945
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe, I don't know, maybe not. I might just

1946
01:26:43,439 --> 01:26:44,120
Speaker 2: be fine with it.

1947
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:46,280
Speaker 1: Cletuck, Yeah, you never know.

1948
01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:46,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1949
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,280
Speaker 3: Hey, I know I'm here because I killed somebody, But

1950
01:26:49,479 --> 01:26:51,560
Speaker 3: do you think I should cut back on the caffeine?

1951
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. Would you guys be okay? I feel

1952
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:58,679
Speaker 2: like that would be the scenario that I could murder

1953
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:01,760
Speaker 2: a person. If your family's in the house and there's

1954
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,160
Speaker 2: just a fucking guy there, you get the fuck out

1955
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:06,360
Speaker 2: of my house and he's like nah, and he comes

1956
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:08,040
Speaker 2: towards you, and you're like, oh, fuck, now, I gotta

1957
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:08,960
Speaker 2: fight this guy to the death.

1958
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 1: I don't think I would ever feel great doing it.

1959
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:13,599
Speaker 1: But yeah, if they're coming from my family, and it's

1960
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:16,000
Speaker 1: do If they're gonna kill your family, you gotta do it.

1961
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,120
Speaker 1: But that's actually like a.

1962
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,639
Speaker 2: Well, you don't know, I mean, he's not there, he's

1963
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,120
Speaker 2: you know, a killer doesn't say I'm here to kill

1964
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:23,280
Speaker 2: you and your family.

1965
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:25,480
Speaker 1: Right, Sometimes in the movies.

1966
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:27,640
Speaker 2: Now usually they're just like what, it's fine. And then

1967
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:31,400
Speaker 2: he subdues you, and then he make he ties you up,

1968
01:27:31,439 --> 01:27:33,760
Speaker 2: he puts a bunch of plates on your back, right,

1969
01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:36,960
Speaker 2: he rapes and murders your children and your wife. Yeah,

1970
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:40,439
Speaker 2: and then he comes and kills you. Yeah, and before

1971
01:27:40,479 --> 01:27:42,400
Speaker 2: that happens, you have to fight this man.

1972
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:45,280
Speaker 1: To the day alutely. Well, I actually it's a it's

1973
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:48,520
Speaker 1: a YouTube whole life sometimes fall down. It's very intriguing.

1974
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:52,479
Speaker 1: But you can watch like soldiers who it's like talk

1975
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:55,320
Speaker 1: about their first time like killing a man, you know,

1976
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:58,600
Speaker 1: because that's like a time when killing is required of

1977
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:02,559
Speaker 1: you and you're not necessarrely a killer. Watching these people

1978
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:03,720
Speaker 1: tell the story.

1979
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:06,800
Speaker 3: The scenario might not even be like one that you

1980
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:09,040
Speaker 3: might necessarily want to even kill somebody in.

1981
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just crazy. They're super powerful to watch. It's

1982
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:15,040
Speaker 1: just like whoa, man, It's really fuck yeah.

1983
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,000
Speaker 2: That would that would suck. It would truly suck to

1984
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:17,679
Speaker 2: have to just.

1985
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,880
Speaker 1: Kill somebody on the other team.

1986
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.

1987
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:24,960
Speaker 3: I feel like the yeah, the Household one is good.

1988
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,000
Speaker 3: But also like, if you have an opportunity, if someone's

1989
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:32,799
Speaker 3: like driving through a crowd, right, you have the chance

1990
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,799
Speaker 3: to fucking like shoot them in the face.

1991
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:36,920
Speaker 2: Right.

1992
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:40,559
Speaker 3: I like that one. That's my that's my favorite because

1993
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:43,040
Speaker 3: then you're saving you're saving many lives.

1994
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,840
Speaker 1: No, no, I see, I like that. I think my

1995
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,320
Speaker 1: favorite is that there's like a gunman of sorts and

1996
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm in my car and I can just kind of

1997
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:51,639
Speaker 1: turn and run them over. Yeah, and I think I'm

1998
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:52,879
Speaker 1: feeling okay, okay.

1999
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,000
Speaker 3: Yeah that works to vehicular man, I don't know if

2000
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,160
Speaker 3: I want to do the hand to hand combat stuff,

2001
01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:01,200
Speaker 3: those moments would haunt me because you really got to

2002
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,160
Speaker 3: get amped up. Whereas you got it, you got there's

2003
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:07,160
Speaker 3: like a windshield between your You're like, yeah, right.

2004
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,439
Speaker 2: My dad, one time, these kids stole my basketball and

2005
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:14,240
Speaker 2: kicked it on the roof and I came home like

2006
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,559
Speaker 2: crying because it was did.

2007
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,200
Speaker 3: You throw a battery ascid on these kids or I

2008
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:19,520
Speaker 3: didn't know. Okay, okay, go ahead.

2009
01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:23,880
Speaker 2: No they threw at me. Uh and I go and

2010
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:26,280
Speaker 2: I'm crying because it was the Pizza Hut basketball that

2011
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 2: my dad had just got me, the black one for

2012
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:29,200
Speaker 2: like five night.

2013
01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:31,480
Speaker 1: It was like black and gray with like little graffiti

2014
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:33,759
Speaker 1: on it. It was sick as.

2015
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was super fucking cool. And he got it

2016
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:37,640
Speaker 2: for me. And he was just out of town for

2017
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:40,680
Speaker 2: a while. And I'm like, he got it for me.

2018
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:43,760
Speaker 3: He bought two pizzas and got it for free.

2019
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:47,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it was like, ah, and I had basketball.

2020
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:50,920
Speaker 3: This yeah, out of town here.

2021
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,160
Speaker 2: Why didn't you cry about it's amazing when your dad

2022
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:54,920
Speaker 2: Because my dad was gone for like weeks at a

2023
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,840
Speaker 2: time when I was a kid, how much just like

2024
01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 2: a little piece of ship trinkt from like some truck stop.

2025
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:01,400
Speaker 2: But I'm like, this is the coolest thing in the

2026
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,240
Speaker 2: fucking world.

2027
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:03,919
Speaker 3: Here's some grass.

2028
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,920
Speaker 2: This is from South Dakota. Oh my god, this is

2029
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:08,960
Speaker 2: from the great Planes.

2030
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,240
Speaker 1: This is gonna make a necklace.

2031
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:13,920
Speaker 2: And so he came I think I've told this story

2032
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:16,800
Speaker 2: on the podcast where he came over to these kids

2033
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:19,760
Speaker 2: and was like, get my son. His ball, and they're like, no,

2034
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:22,439
Speaker 2: fuck off, and my dad's like, go get it, and

2035
01:30:22,439 --> 01:30:23,720
Speaker 2: he's like, what are you gonna do? And the kid

2036
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 2: pushed him, and my dad just fucking smacked this kid

2037
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:26,280
Speaker 2: in the head.

2038
01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. If a kid, if a kid puts hands on me,

2039
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:32,839
Speaker 3: now that's gonna be a good day. It's a green light. Yeah,

2040
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:33,800
Speaker 3: for sure, it's a green light.

2041
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. He was like he was like fourteen. My dad

2042
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 2: just like smacked this kid and then grabbed him and

2043
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:41,320
Speaker 2: then told him to and then everyone was kind of shocked,

2044
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:43,599
Speaker 2: and he's like, climb up on this fucking building and

2045
01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:46,000
Speaker 2: get my son is basketball. And then he climbed up

2046
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,200
Speaker 2: it and got me my basketball.

2047
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:49,280
Speaker 3: And so he should have thrown the kid on the roof.

2048
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:53,639
Speaker 1: The kid, you can't do that? Do you not do that?

2049
01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:56,760
Speaker 3: If a kid pushes you, it's self defense. No, it's

2050
01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:59,080
Speaker 3: a child, like no, no, no, this is a teenager.

2051
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:02,880
Speaker 2: Oh you're so a bitch right now, dude. If a kid,

2052
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 2: first of all, he just stole your son's property, kicked

2053
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:08,960
Speaker 2: it on the roof, he's his shithead. You come over,

2054
01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:10,760
Speaker 2: you ask him to get to get it down. He

2055
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,200
Speaker 2: says no, you ask him again. He shoves you and says,

2056
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:15,360
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here. You're allowed to close

2057
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:16,799
Speaker 2: fist paunch him in the face.

2058
01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 4: That it's important.

2059
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:19,519
Speaker 3: I would have taken the kid's shoes.

2060
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,559
Speaker 2: Now he went open he went open hands. Yeah, he

2061
01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:27,040
Speaker 2: went open hand. He did these. Yeah, he murdered the

2062
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:30,000
Speaker 2: kid bare bottoms face, so he opened hands. That being said,

2063
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,880
Speaker 2: you guys have seen my dad's hands. Those are some

2064
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,160
Speaker 2: thick paws. Yeah, those are probably hurt quite a bit.

2065
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,679
Speaker 2: But but then he got the ball.

2066
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:41,040
Speaker 1: Well sure, I mean, man, I don't know. I don't

2067
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:43,160
Speaker 1: know about the hitting.

2068
01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:46,400
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm gonna I'm gonna beat the ship out of children,

2069
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:47,639
Speaker 2: not mine.

2070
01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:50,840
Speaker 3: I'm not mine, mark his words, not mine.

2071
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,120
Speaker 1: Bring your Dad to School Day is just the royal

2072
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:57,559
Speaker 1: rumble for Adam. I'll just take my hands up before

2073
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,960
Speaker 1: he just comes fucking swallow up.

2074
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:02,080
Speaker 3: He's like, all right, I do for a living.

2075
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:03,760
Speaker 1: You just point to me who the homies are.

2076
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:05,920
Speaker 2: But I do that in middle school. By the time

2077
01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:09,759
Speaker 2: they get to high school, I'm out the game, dad, Right, high.

2078
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:13,519
Speaker 3: School they learn wrestling and shit, yeah, that would.

2079
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:15,599
Speaker 1: Be the coolest Bring your dad to school day. You

2080
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:18,040
Speaker 1: get your ass beat in front of the class.

2081
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:23,360
Speaker 3: Rough by the way, if a teenager starts fighting you

2082
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:25,760
Speaker 3: in front of your kids, what do you do. You

2083
01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:26,400
Speaker 3: have to fight.

2084
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,200
Speaker 2: You have to fight, you have to win.

2085
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:29,840
Speaker 3: And even if you get your ass whooped, you have

2086
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:30,840
Speaker 3: to bite that kid.

2087
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,480
Speaker 1: You have to head butt, you have to dropkick.

2088
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:37,120
Speaker 2: You absolutely cannot lose that fight. You have to. If

2089
01:32:37,160 --> 01:32:39,439
Speaker 2: you're going to lose that fight, you have to find

2090
01:32:39,439 --> 01:32:40,800
Speaker 2: a way to murder that child.

2091
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:43,760
Speaker 1: Yes, because you will no longer be the dad of

2092
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:44,520
Speaker 1: your household.

2093
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:45,800
Speaker 3: Your kid will take your car.

2094
01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:49,559
Speaker 2: It's worth it's worth a lifetime in prison because you

2095
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:51,800
Speaker 2: gained your child's respect. Right.

2096
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,960
Speaker 3: And by the way, the judge who's at the hearing

2097
01:32:55,080 --> 01:32:57,679
Speaker 3: is ever they're the trial, He'll go, so.

2098
01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:58,519
Speaker 2: No, get it.

2099
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,479
Speaker 3: This is a kid, and you're in front of your

2100
01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:01,120
Speaker 3: own child.

2101
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,040
Speaker 2: In front of your own child, and you were going

2102
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,479
Speaker 2: to lose the fight. Yeah, and you're like I was,

2103
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:09,080
Speaker 2: So you had to grab that shank and stab him

2104
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:09,439
Speaker 2: in the neck.

2105
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:12,479
Speaker 1: You brought that bottle and then proceeded a jab it

2106
01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:13,280
Speaker 1: into his throat.

2107
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:16,920
Speaker 2: You had to. You had to kid did die? He

2108
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:18,120
Speaker 2: did die?

2109
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did, he did.

2110
01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:21,280
Speaker 3: But you were in front of your kid.

2111
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went in front of my kid and he did.

2112
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,000
Speaker 2: He released a noise that was pretty scary as he

2113
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 2: was dying death rattle, laying on top of me.

2114
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:31,400
Speaker 3: Like the judge just hits you at the wink. Who's like,

2115
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:33,240
Speaker 3: I think we can wrap this up early.

2116
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:36,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had just shoved my face in the mud.

2117
01:33:36,439 --> 01:33:40,400
Speaker 2: I looked like a kind of embarrassed me, so worth

2118
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:41,120
Speaker 2: murdering him.

2119
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,640
Speaker 3: He actually pulled my pants down. He pantsed me and

2120
01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:46,080
Speaker 3: my son saw my own day.

2121
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:47,680
Speaker 2: He bare bottom spanked me.

2122
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:50,200
Speaker 3: And because I was fighting, it was a little retracted.

2123
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:52,960
Speaker 1: Usually if I know my kid is coming and was

2124
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:55,000
Speaker 1: going to walk in, I kind of get a little

2125
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:55,559
Speaker 1: blood in it.

2126
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:59,400
Speaker 3: Just usually like to squeeze if my kids around, I

2127
01:33:59,439 --> 01:34:01,440
Speaker 3: know he's gonna see dick, I usually like to squeeze

2128
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:02,200
Speaker 3: my dick.

2129
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:05,639
Speaker 2: Like to warm it up, like to float it around.

2130
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:08,759
Speaker 3: Of course, defendant, of course, defendant or whatever.

2131
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:10,800
Speaker 2: And allegedly I murdered it.

2132
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,120
Speaker 3: And the judges is like, I'm with you the whole time.

2133
01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,200
Speaker 3: You sound like you're scared. He don't be.

2134
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:22,320
Speaker 2: All this makes sense. I get it for your time

2135
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:23,800
Speaker 2: flies when you're having a great time.

2136
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:28,080
Speaker 3: We still didn't really go in on him about his

2137
01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:29,360
Speaker 3: favorite meal being lunch.

2138
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:31,080
Speaker 1: That is a good one.

2139
01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:34,519
Speaker 3: What yeah, Kyle, what is Adam's favorite meal is lunch?

2140
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:37,320
Speaker 4: What are you fucking in kindergarten?

2141
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:37,439
Speaker 2: Bro?

2142
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:40,400
Speaker 3: You know the thing they invented brunch. They invented brunch

2143
01:34:40,439 --> 01:34:43,080
Speaker 3: because lunch was so fucking sorry.

2144
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:46,360
Speaker 2: Okay, well we've gone over this. We've gone over this.

2145
01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:47,040
Speaker 3: Is every day.

2146
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:48,760
Speaker 4: This is like, your choices are? What?

2147
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:52,240
Speaker 3: What are your choices? You know what your choices are? Breakfast, lunch, dinner,

2148
01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:53,000
Speaker 3: and fourth meal.

2149
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:56,320
Speaker 2: It's my favorite time to eat. It's not I'm not

2150
01:34:56,360 --> 01:35:01,080
Speaker 2: talking about like only club sandwiches. I'm talking it's my

2151
01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:03,479
Speaker 2: favorite time to eat. I would rather eat in the

2152
01:35:03,479 --> 01:35:05,920
Speaker 2: middle of the day and eat a big, awesome meal

2153
01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:09,040
Speaker 2: no matter what it is, whether it's eggs or steak

2154
01:35:09,439 --> 01:35:13,000
Speaker 2: or cheeseburgers, those are the three things I eat. Uh

2155
01:35:13,520 --> 01:35:14,960
Speaker 2: he eat it in the middle of the day. That's

2156
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:18,639
Speaker 2: my favorite time to eat food. Dude. I think lunch rocks.

2157
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:21,400
Speaker 1: I think lunch is the best because it is the most.

2158
01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:22,840
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for you. Do you think lunch is the

2159
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:23,240
Speaker 3: best too?

2160
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:27,160
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Unst idiots you.

2161
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 4: Are, because I'm actually trying to process this real time

2162
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:34,439
Speaker 4: in the moment, and I actually don't think breakfast winds.

2163
01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:36,840
Speaker 4: I don't think dinner winds. I don't think fourth meal wins.

2164
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:37,599
Speaker 4: I think it's lunch.

2165
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:42,520
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, fucking idiots.

2166
01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:46,599
Speaker 3: You guys are the dartest people. I know, what's yours?

2167
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:49,400
Speaker 3: What's your rebus? Well, fourth meal is the best. There's

2168
01:35:49,439 --> 01:35:51,519
Speaker 3: never been a time where food has tasted better.

2169
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:52,880
Speaker 1: That's a dirty, dirty meal.

2170
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:55,639
Speaker 4: No, yeah, that's nasty. That's like you got some fucking

2171
01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:56,920
Speaker 4: shit you gotta clean up.

2172
01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:01,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're a garbage person due obviously garbage.

2173
01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:04,439
Speaker 3: Late like a late dinner, like nine o'clock. You're in

2174
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:07,200
Speaker 3: New York City, You're getting a drink, you're getting something

2175
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:08,280
Speaker 3: like a steak.

2176
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:10,040
Speaker 1: Maybe you're so romantic.

2177
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:13,160
Speaker 2: Well sure, yeah, I guess. I guess if like geographically

2178
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:15,680
Speaker 2: you are in New York City, or.

2179
01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:19,000
Speaker 3: I'm in fucking Montanes and I'm outdoor at this like

2180
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:21,800
Speaker 3: outdoor barbecue place, and like they come up and they

2181
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:22,080
Speaker 3: give me.

2182
01:36:22,080 --> 01:36:24,240
Speaker 2: Every day life. We're not talking like a special Why

2183
01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:27,120
Speaker 2: are we talking about talking anything on Tuesday? I'm talking

2184
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:27,800
Speaker 2: every day.

2185
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:30,920
Speaker 3: Fine. I get home, I kiss my children and they go,

2186
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:33,640
Speaker 3: you know what, there's some food on the stove, and

2187
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:37,840
Speaker 3: I go, fuck, yeah, lunch blows lunch is a rush.

2188
01:36:37,920 --> 01:36:40,400
Speaker 2: All right, Hey, yumy, You're wrong.

2189
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:43,360
Speaker 3: I'm not what's the best I want what's the best

2190
01:36:43,479 --> 01:36:45,160
Speaker 3: lunch meal? What's the best lunch meal?

2191
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Speaker 1: Go sandwich eggs?

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01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:51,160
Speaker 2: Like I said, you don't have to. I'm not talking

2193
01:36:51,160 --> 01:36:55,000
Speaker 2: about the food that you eat during the during the

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01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:56,679
Speaker 2: meal time.

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01:36:57,200 --> 01:36:59,599
Speaker 3: Your your favorite thing last time was you were like, yeah,

2196
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:01,599
Speaker 3: sometimes you can have breakfast for lunch, and I'm like,

2197
01:37:01,880 --> 01:37:03,799
Speaker 3: you had breakfast late, homie.

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01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:06,280
Speaker 2: You can have dinner for lunch. That's what's great about.

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01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:10,759
Speaker 3: But nobody does. There's no one's ever said I'm having

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01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:14,599
Speaker 3: lunch for dinner. Ever, they say I'm having breakfast for lunch.

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01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:15,360
Speaker 3: I'm having breakfast.

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01:37:15,479 --> 01:37:17,479
Speaker 2: You do all the time. You have a sandwich for dinner,

2203
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,040
Speaker 2: sandwiches for dinner.

2204
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:22,360
Speaker 3: Fuck why not having a sandwich? Having a sandwich for

2205
01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:25,639
Speaker 3: a dinner is like a low point if you're like, well,

2206
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:26,920
Speaker 3: I'll just make a sandwich.

2207
01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:30,640
Speaker 2: Hey guess what, Kyle. Yeah, I'd like to give you

2208
01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:32,760
Speaker 2: flowers for coming back on the podcast for the sixth

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01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:37,160
Speaker 2: and NISO. Everyone's very excited for being here. I agree

2210
01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 2: uh with you that lunch is the best. Thank you

2211
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,640
Speaker 2: for standing up for me when durs is attacking me

2212
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:44,519
Speaker 2: for no reason.

2213
01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:46,640
Speaker 4: Well, it's just uncalled for it, it's uncalled for.

2214
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:49,960
Speaker 3: There are there are four years, maybe eight years in

2215
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:52,280
Speaker 3: your life where lunch is the best meal.

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01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:54,400
Speaker 4: Well what about school, like school lunch was.

2217
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say. I was just there are

2218
01:37:57,960 --> 01:38:00,439
Speaker 3: four to eight years where lunch is the best and

2219
01:38:00,479 --> 01:38:04,360
Speaker 3: that's it. After school, you can finally have a good dinner.

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01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:05,599
Speaker 2: No fuck dinner.

2221
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:08,160
Speaker 4: I hated dinner. You gotta go sit with your family.

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01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:09,759
Speaker 4: I'd rather sit with my homies.

2223
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Duies just clarified this.

2224
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:17,960
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're you're at work, right, So we're all

2225
01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:21,599
Speaker 2: we're all working actors and Kyle is a working director. Yeah,

2226
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:24,040
Speaker 2: when you are working and it's a long day, it's

2227
01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:26,120
Speaker 2: a twelve fourteen hour day. And in the middle of

2228
01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:28,800
Speaker 2: the day they give you an hour break.

2229
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:32,479
Speaker 4: Thirty minutes after the last man normally results in an hour.

2230
01:38:32,439 --> 01:38:34,479
Speaker 2: In about an hour, and then you get the biggest

2231
01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:38,080
Speaker 2: fucking meal and you get you get everything. You get

2232
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:41,320
Speaker 2: the chicken, you get, the beef, you get the shrimp, bee,

2233
01:38:41,479 --> 01:38:44,519
Speaker 2: you make yourself a big salad, beats a pizza. You

2234
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:46,760
Speaker 2: have fucking everything that you want, and you get to

2235
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:49,120
Speaker 2: take your shoes off, and you get to take off

2236
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:52,560
Speaker 2: those leather pants that Kelvin wears on the Righteous Gemstones

2237
01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:54,200
Speaker 2: coming back this Sunday Beats of Pizza.

2238
01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:56,400
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, Let me tell you about real life, Adam.

2239
01:38:56,479 --> 01:38:59,120
Speaker 3: You're talking about being a movie star. Yeah, okay, when

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01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:00,480
Speaker 3: I was a telephone.

2241
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:03,000
Speaker 2: I'm talking about I'm talking about my life, dude. This

2242
01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:05,240
Speaker 2: is the only life I know.

2243
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:09,160
Speaker 3: But we're not saying what your favorite is. We're arguing

2244
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:12,200
Speaker 3: what the best meal is, not what your favorite meal is.

2245
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:15,639
Speaker 3: You could say your favorite meals fucking nine thirty two

2246
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:17,800
Speaker 3: in the morning, and we go, that's breakfast. You go,

2247
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:19,639
Speaker 3: no breakfasts earlier. We're not talking about you were talking

2248
01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:24,200
Speaker 3: about what is the best Now again, when you have

2249
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:28,120
Speaker 3: when you're a real person, you don't have a trailer

2250
01:39:28,160 --> 01:39:30,599
Speaker 3: to go to, you don't have this fucking spread of

2251
01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:34,320
Speaker 3: everything that's insane. Sometimes you got thirty minutes to go

2252
01:39:34,320 --> 01:39:36,360
Speaker 3: to L Poyo Logo and get a B R C

2253
01:39:36,520 --> 01:39:38,400
Speaker 3: burrito because that's all you can do.

2254
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:39,960
Speaker 4: Fucking box day.

2255
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:42,720
Speaker 2: By the way, I would love that, My god, I

2256
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:47,760
Speaker 2: love Sandy Hook. I think that was the elementary school, right,

2257
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:50,639
Speaker 2: the super sad One the school shooting.

2258
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,439
Speaker 3: They were all sad.

2259
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:54,559
Speaker 2: Just for the record, Yeah, they're all sad, but that

2260
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:58,400
Speaker 2: was really super little kids. Horrific.

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01:39:58,720 --> 01:39:58,800
Speaker 5: Ye.

2262
01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:03,200
Speaker 2: My girlfriend at the time caught me. I was in

2263
01:40:03,280 --> 01:40:05,200
Speaker 2: the bathroom and i just got out of the shower

2264
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:06,639
Speaker 2: and I'm looking at myself in the mirror and I'm

2265
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:09,200
Speaker 2: like kidding, and I'm thinking about it, and then I

2266
01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:11,040
Speaker 2: like played the scenario out of my head.

2267
01:40:10,840 --> 01:40:12,280
Speaker 3: As if your teacher.

2268
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a teacher and he comes around the corner

2269
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:16,880
Speaker 2: and I got him in a chokehold, and I'm like

2270
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:19,920
Speaker 2: and I'm playing this out in front of the mirror,

2271
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:23,320
Speaker 2: and she walks in on me choking out an air

2272
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:25,519
Speaker 2: like the air, and She's like, what the fuck are

2273
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,720
Speaker 2: you doing? And I'm like, Sandy hook, I'm killing I'm

2274
01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:28,439
Speaker 2: killing the guy.

2275
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:31,040
Speaker 3: We need you.

2276
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:31,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2277
01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:35,680
Speaker 2: And then and then she was like, uh, okay, she

2278
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:38,479
Speaker 2: got it. Yeah, I think she knew me well enough.

2279
01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:41,479
Speaker 2: That was like, oh, yeah, that all that checks out.

2280
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:45,559
Speaker 2: You're just uh choking out this this air terrorist school.

2281
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:46,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2282
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:48,559
Speaker 2: Did they ever catch the sandy? They caught the guy.

2283
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:50,640
Speaker 2: He didn't kill himself. I don't know shit about it.

2284
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:52,160
Speaker 3: I thought I thought they caught him.

2285
01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:54,680
Speaker 1: Well, no, remember, because one of the conspiracies is that

2286
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,360
Speaker 1: people claim it wasn't real.

2287
01:40:56,560 --> 01:41:00,920
Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, those guys, yeah, crazy christ. You

2288
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:03,280
Speaker 2: imagine being one of those parents and they're like it

2289
01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:05,599
Speaker 2: wasn't real, and you're like, yeah, I want to.

2290
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:07,960
Speaker 3: That's I think they had to sue Homeboy.

2291
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alex Job, Yeah, and he had to pay like

2292
01:41:10,280 --> 01:41:12,360
Speaker 2: a ton tons of money. The only other way that

2293
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:15,439
Speaker 2: I'd feel comfortable murdering someone is if my child was

2294
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,840
Speaker 2: murdered during Sandy Hook and then someone said it was

2295
01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:19,720
Speaker 2: a conspiracy theory, then I would.

2296
01:41:19,439 --> 01:41:20,519
Speaker 3: Just be like, go for it.

2297
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:22,439
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, then I get a murder that guy

2298
01:41:22,439 --> 01:41:27,320
Speaker 2: now too. It was kind of cool watching them, like

2299
01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:30,280
Speaker 2: seeing how hard they worked. Yeah. Man, Like when we

2300
01:41:30,320 --> 01:41:33,040
Speaker 2: get together and we're writing something together, we're developing a

2301
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:36,120
Speaker 2: project together. We get together, Let's say we have four hours,

2302
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:39,640
Speaker 2: we bullshit for two and a half hours, work for

2303
01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:42,439
Speaker 2: one hour, and then bullshit for another thirty minutes.

2304
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:43,799
Speaker 3: We're a good time guys.

2305
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:46,880
Speaker 2: When they like literally would get there and they were

2306
01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:51,719
Speaker 2: working and just talking music for ten hours straight every day.

2307
01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:54,840
Speaker 1: And it's truly because they have no distractions, like other

2308
01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:57,519
Speaker 1: than each other. Like they're stuck in this room. You

2309
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:00,000
Speaker 1: can't look down on your phone, check Twitter or whatever

2310
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:03,639
Speaker 1: where you're just fucking in a fucking box together.

2311
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:06,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we wouldn't. We would kind of have a

2312
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:08,920
Speaker 3: no phone's rule in the writer's from a Workaholics, not

2313
01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:10,840
Speaker 3: like not like a hard fast rule, but it'd be like,

2314
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,360
Speaker 3: maybe don't be on your phone while we're trying to

2315
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:14,479
Speaker 3: break the story. And we would still just bullshit about

2316
01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:17,320
Speaker 3: Arrowb's from the nineties.

2317
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,519
Speaker 1: Mission Drift, Mission Drift.

2318
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:21,360
Speaker 4: It reminded me of the Workahowks writers who or any

2319
01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:23,920
Speaker 4: writers like really it was. It was kind of like

2320
01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:26,799
Speaker 4: reminiscent of that where it's just like watching the creative

2321
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:30,479
Speaker 4: process is truly something fucking sweet dude when it works.

2322
01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:33,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do agree. I did like that about it,

2323
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:35,519
Speaker 2: but I was just like, oh, I don't know if

2324
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:36,880
Speaker 2: I need like nine hours.

2325
01:42:36,680 --> 01:42:39,000
Speaker 1: Like what would my mom take away from that documentary?

2326
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:41,759
Speaker 1: She would probably be like Snoozeville ninety seven.

2327
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:45,360
Speaker 4: I don't understand why, Well, it's not informational. You're right,

2328
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:48,600
Speaker 4: you're just absorbing it. You are just kind of absorbing

2329
01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:51,200
Speaker 4: footage and watching this I got to hear more about

2330
01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:52,840
Speaker 4: Blake's mom not absorbing us.

2331
01:42:53,280 --> 01:42:55,839
Speaker 2: I feel like your mom is the generation too, actually,

2332
01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:59,040
Speaker 2: like the Beatles like my generation. I want to hear

2333
01:42:59,080 --> 01:43:02,760
Speaker 2: what like the Stallion's creative process? Can we sit in

2334
01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:06,559
Speaker 2: or like what is what is Chingy's like? What did

2335
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:07,360
Speaker 2: he go through?

2336
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:08,360
Speaker 1: Exactly?

2337
01:43:08,479 --> 01:43:11,320
Speaker 3: What did Chingy go through when he's doing right there?

2338
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:13,200
Speaker 1: What was his headspace?

2339
01:43:14,439 --> 01:43:15,840
Speaker 3: Would we like the way he did that?

2340
01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:18,599
Speaker 1: Where was Hurricane Chris walking it out?

2341
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:19,599
Speaker 2: Right?

2342
01:43:20,479 --> 01:43:20,959
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2343
01:43:21,040 --> 01:43:22,200
Speaker 1: What's up with Ja Kwan?

2344
01:43:22,720 --> 01:43:25,280
Speaker 2: And I guess that's why I was like, I'm not

2345
01:43:25,720 --> 01:43:28,559
Speaker 2: I like really only know that one. George Harrison s.

2346
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,040
Speaker 1: Yes, that would be very weird if you don't know

2347
01:43:30,040 --> 01:43:33,120
Speaker 1: the Beatles catalog. Then when they make up this iconic song,

2348
01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:36,040
Speaker 1: you're not going like, holy shit, that's when Paul made

2349
01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:38,640
Speaker 1: up that song, but you're like, this could be it.

2350
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:41,320
Speaker 2: Well, it was inspiring in the way that, like a

2351
01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:44,240
Speaker 2: lot of them started off like real shitty, and you're

2352
01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:46,920
Speaker 2: just like, oh, yeah, like, I guess if you do

2353
01:43:47,080 --> 01:43:50,519
Speaker 2: work super hard at something, you can make it much better.

2354
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:52,919
Speaker 1: Because yeah, but that's everything exactly.

2355
01:43:54,280 --> 01:43:58,080
Speaker 2: And Kyle's back. Let's see, let's see how many episodes

2356
01:43:58,120 --> 01:44:00,920
Speaker 2: he sticks around? Now back to Yah again.

2357
01:44:02,280 --> 01:44:04,439
Speaker 3: Al Right, so this is the second episode.

2358
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess we're going second, but we're going to

2359
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:09,320
Speaker 2: over and under seven now, so we will see.

2360
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:11,439
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go under. I'm going under for sure.

2361
01:44:11,680 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 4: See you wait, what are you guys at?

2362
01:44:13,240 --> 01:44:14,160
Speaker 3: I can I can do this?

2363
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:14,720
Speaker 4: Were you at?

2364
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:18,320
Speaker 2: Or you just you completed two episodes? We're saying over

2365
01:44:18,479 --> 01:44:19,200
Speaker 2: under seven?

2366
01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:22,519
Speaker 3: He looks Spence already to me, what are you saying? Adham?

2367
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:27,320
Speaker 2: I believe it will be under, but you know, i'd

2368
01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:28,320
Speaker 2: like for you to prove me wrong.

2369
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:31,080
Speaker 3: All right, durs under for sure?

2370
01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:36,320
Speaker 1: Oh cool, let's go Blake, Blake. I think he's in

2371
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:37,320
Speaker 1: it for the long haul.

2372
01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:38,599
Speaker 2: Oh really?

2373
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:39,519
Speaker 3: Oh very good?

2374
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:42,519
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, make it interesting, very good, Okay, very good.

2375
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:44,960
Speaker 3: Hey, you know, the last time I thought that was

2376
01:44:45,479 --> 01:44:49,840
Speaker 3: just before he quit. But I like your attitude. There'll

2377
01:44:49,880 --> 01:44:51,840
Speaker 3: be a lot of quitting. I'll be quitting a bunch.

2378
01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:52,519
Speaker 3: It's all good.

2379
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:55,240
Speaker 4: Adds dynamics to an otherwise flat podcast.

2380
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:56,800
Speaker 3: Kyle, do you have any takebacks?

2381
01:44:57,439 --> 01:44:59,479
Speaker 4: No? No, I'm good, Yes.

2382
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:02,400
Speaker 3: You have it take backs like at a larger scale.

2383
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:05,679
Speaker 4: None whatsoever? Absolutely none. I'm sorry. I think you're leading

2384
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:08,320
Speaker 4: me on something, but I have nothing to take back

2385
01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:12,000
Speaker 4: at all. I'm just plowing forward at a rapid pace.

2386
01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:16,120
Speaker 2: All right, and that's another episode.

2387
01:45:16,520 --> 01:45:23,720
Speaker 1: Was an episode